German Theater Shooter "Shot Dead"

The gunman probably got his AR-15s from downstate Indiana.

Boy those Germans really need to tighten up their loose gun laws.

This seems odd -- nice if it's true, though:

BERLIN (AP) — Police say no one injured by gunman at #Germany movie theater.
— Matt Lee (@APDiploWriter) June 23, 2016

Apparently it is true -- no one was hurt. Except the gunman.

NEW: Police say no one was injured by gunman at German movie theater, AP reports; siege has ended. https://t.co/CFmFauI9nF
— ABC News (@ABC) June 23, 2016

Posted by: Ace at 11:11 AM

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1 It's trumps fault!

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:12 AM (O2RFr)

2 HEY HEY NRA
HOW MANY KRAUTS DID YOU KILL TODAY

Posted by: Rep. John Lewis, (I)diot at June 23, 2016 11:13 AM (sl+zA)

3 I'm placing my bet on Muslim.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at June 23, 2016 11:13 AM (NrMU9)

4 I'm placing my bet on Muslim.

So the Jewish name I read wasn't true?

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:14 AM (O2RFr)

5 I, for one, blame the "climate of hate" fostered by Christian conservatives and the NRA. Clearly Germany needs gun control and speech codes.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 23, 2016 11:14 AM (sqpGi)

6 Wow. The climate of hate is even affecting Europe.

Really makes you think, huh?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 23, 2016 11:14 AM (KUaJL)

7 Republicans will never be forgiven for this!

Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 23, 2016 11:15 AM (/m8T6)

8 Guns are bad, M'kay?

Posted by: say my name at June 23, 2016 11:16 AM (JTwsP)

9 All I know is, there's a zero percent chance this was [omitted].

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 23, 2016 11:16 AM (sqpGi)

10 This is what happens when the European Union is threatened by retrograde forces of evil.

Posted by: David Cameron at June 23, 2016 11:16 AM (/m8T6)

11 So...those reports of injuries may have been in the stampede to get the hell out...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo -- Am Yisrael Chai at June 23, 2016 11:16 AM (Zu3d9)

12 I am very disappointed.

Posted by: Barck Obama at June 23, 2016 11:17 AM (/m8T6)

13 We've poisoned Germany with our Gun Culture.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2016 11:17 AM (oeOT+)

14 Automatic Rifles FTW!

Posted by: RebelYell at June 23, 2016 11:17 AM (HIYiO)

15 The thingy on the gun goes up; the gunman goes down.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 23, 2016 11:17 AM (hLRSq)

16 Is this town in East or West Germany?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 23, 2016 11:17 AM (/m8T6)

17 So...those reports of injuries may have been in the stampede to get the hell out...

And the gas..... I'd say this was one stupid perp... At least Germany didn't wait 3 hours to go in...

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:18 AM (O2RFr)

18 No one injured? Reports keep saying 50 injured.

Posted by: Cheri at June 23, 2016 11:18 AM (oiNtH)

19 A masked man has opened fire in a cinema complex injuring up to 50 people in western Germany, according to reports.

He hates this popcorn.

Posted by: Navin Johnson at June 23, 2016 11:18 AM (sl+zA)

20 I am terribly sorry for the people hurt in the movie theater.

What I don't get is why those idiot Dems, and Euros think that banning guns for decent, law abiding citizens will keep them out of criminals' hands?

Note: I know the reason, I just don't understand how average people think this is sound reasoning.

Posted by: Moki at June 23, 2016 11:18 AM (ezHMO)

21 No one injured? Reports keep saying 50 injured.
Posted by: Cheri at June 23, 2016 11:18 AM (oiNtH)

"Apparently" all injuries are from the Gas used and people rushing to get out?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:19 AM (zp+j1)

22 **whistles nonchalantly**

**slowly backs toward door**

**Runs quickly out of room**

Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 23, 2016 11:19 AM (H9MG5)

23
What I don't get is why those idiot Dems, and Euros think that banning guns for decent, law abiding citizens will keep them out of criminals' hands?

It's all about control...Keep the masses down...

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:19 AM (O2RFr)

24 NGU - Okay, makes sense.

Posted by: Cheri at June 23, 2016 11:19 AM (oiNtH)

25 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the shooters first name definitely is NOT Hans.

Posted by: Ripley at June 23, 2016 11:19 AM (1BQGO)

26 Religion of Peace, engaging in a mostly peaceful demonstration against occupying crusaders.

Posted by: Matt in Maine at June 23, 2016 11:19 AM (xajII)

27 This german thing sounds like just a sick guy at first glance, but time will tell

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:19 AM (zp+j1)

28 Could all you crazy Republican/GayHater people please give it a rest at movie theaters? The fascination with theaters is bad for business.

Posted by: Hollywood Executives at June 23, 2016 11:19 AM (/m8T6)

29 A masked man has opened fire in a cinema complex injuring up to 50 people in western Germany, according to reports.

Fan reaction to Ghostbusters remake with Melissa McCarthy:

[ ] Generally positive
[ ] Generally negative
[x] Violent

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2016 11:20 AM (sl+zA)

30 Kraut Lives Matter!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 23, 2016 11:20 AM (hLRSq)

31 Clearly the NRA, the 2nd Amendment, and American gay-hating Christians are behind this. Yes, I do know this happened in Germany. Doesn't matter. The news will confirm everything I'm saying by tonight. Guaranteed.

There will be no mentions about how strict Germany's gun laws already are. That would be counter to the narrative.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 23, 2016 11:20 AM (S2VsH)

32 Damn those Lutherans.

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 23, 2016 11:20 AM (LYHrg)

33 This was obviously a Tea Party, Trump supporting Bible thumping, NRA supporting Republican who snapped in Germany.

/we must ban guns in the US so Muslims feel safe!

Posted by: Liberals Everywhere at June 23, 2016 11:20 AM (AHDxb)

34 My instincts tell me this is NOT muslim related.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:20 AM (zp+j1)

35
I'm going to go out on an limb and guess that this guy is another one of those right wing nutbags who masked his right wing nutbaggery by belonging to left wing groups and voting for left wing causes all of his life.

These right wing nutbags are cunning.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 23, 2016 11:20 AM (4ng05)

36 The gunman was shot dead. 50 reported injured.

Reports now out that nobody was hurt.

- the spinning of the story to fit the narrative has begun.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 23, 2016 11:20 AM (GJnhB)

37 33 This was obviously a Tea Party, Trump supporting Bible thumping, NRA supporting Republican who snapped in Germany.

Give us time... We'll make the connection

The media

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:21 AM (O2RFr)

38 But were there any Confederate flags in the area?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2016 11:21 AM (sl+zA)

39 The Baltimore Orioles are dong much better so far than Marilyn Mosby...LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:21 AM (zp+j1)

40 But were there any Confederate flags in the area?

Was it a gay theater because... HATE!

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:22 AM (O2RFr)

41 It's always the scheiss and never the koph.

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at June 23, 2016 11:22 AM (xG+OY)

42 Do you think the Orlando shooter researched anti-psychotic drugs as a way to stay calm during the massacre. Most of these jihad'ees seem to get their courage out of a bottle.

Posted by: Max Power at June 23, 2016 11:22 AM (QCc6B)

43 So.....refugee?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2016 11:22 AM (NOIQH)

44 The Baltimore Orioles are dong much better so far than Marilyn Mosby...LMAO

Agreed... I'm just afraid that one will be made a scapegoat....

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:22 AM (O2RFr)

45 I think in Germany they call it Der Tee Partei.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2016 11:22 AM (sl+zA)

46 Who knows at this point but I think that if the perp was a card carrying member of the ROP, there would have been a lot dead.

Posted by: Cheri at June 23, 2016 11:22 AM (oiNtH)

47 Fake story. Hoax. I've been assured that mass shootings only happen in America, so this can't be a real story.

Posted by: shillelagh at June 23, 2016 11:23 AM (L3vVL)

48 No one injured? Reports keep saying 50 injured.

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50, nobody, somewhere in that ballpark.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 23, 2016 11:23 AM (Nwg0u)

49
>>>So...those reports of injuries may have been in the stampede to get the hell out...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo -- Am Yisrael Chai at June 23, 2016 11:16 AM (Zu3d9)<<<

Imagine how much worse this could have been if a popping bike tire spooked all these people! #NoGunsNoWhereNoHow!!!!

Posted by: Eva Colenic at June 23, 2016 11:23 AM (H9MG5)

50 I'm NOT dead. Your scientific buzzwords do not apply to me!

Posted by: German Gunman at June 23, 2016 11:23 AM (57K5j)

51 What is needed here us common sense approach to gun control.

Posted by: A. L. H. Wanna be Chancellor at June 23, 2016 11:23 AM (7cqHD)

52 Marinus van der Lubbe strikes again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2016 11:23 AM (sl+zA)

53 Obviously the shooter was corrupted by American Gun Culture as depicted in numerous Hollywood movies.

Oh wait.
.
.
.
Those Hollywood people cheering the Congressional snit-in: are they eliminating guns from movies?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2016 11:24 AM (NOIQH)

54 Nobody was hurt...

Hmmm

Must of been armed with one of those evil black assault sticks.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 23, 2016 11:24 AM (4ng05)

55 What is needed here us common sense approach to gun control.
Posted by: A. L. H. Wanna be Chancellor at June 23, 2016 11:23 AM (7cqHD)

Actually they did have common sense in Germany:

Bad man killed ASAP

In Orlando:

Bad man wait 3 hours

See the common sense?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:24 AM (zp+j1)

56 When we said the editing was shot to hell... we didn't mean it!

When we said the movie was going to bomb... it wasn't a suggestion!

Posted by: Hollywood Movie Critic at June 23, 2016 11:24 AM (qf6WZ)

57 Maybe He was related to the wannabe Trump assassin..In other words no clue about guns...

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:25 AM (O2RFr)

58 What Country will the Amish strike next?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 23, 2016 11:25 AM (iONHu)

59 The Baltimore Orioles are dong much better so far than Marilyn Mosby...LMAO

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Hang down your head Mar Mosby.
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head Mar Mosby.
Nobody gonna get fried.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 23, 2016 11:25 AM (Nwg0u)

60 It was at a showing of "Trainwreck" am I right?!?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 23, 2016 11:25 AM (NOIQH)

61 Does anyone have the actual correct story?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2016 11:26 AM (ar1r/)

62 Achtung, Abdul.

Posted by: Sepp Fuckin' Dietrich, baby at June 23, 2016 11:26 AM (EU0aD)

63 Ich bin ein Frankfurter!

Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at June 23, 2016 11:26 AM (VFhMt)

64 "The gunman probably got his AR-15s from downstate Indiana." - probably Blythes in Valparaiso. It's where all the Chicago gangbangers, er violent Germans, go.

Posted by: Bru at June 23, 2016 11:27 AM (dyGW3)

65 It's Trump's fault...

Posted by: MSM at June 23, 2016 11:28 AM (NOIQH)

66 61 Does anyone have the actual correct story?
Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2016 11:26 AM (ar1r/)

Not us!

Posted by: the MSM at June 23, 2016 11:28 AM (KUaJL)

67 I nearly shit myself with fear until I realized it was someone eating Pop Rocks and Coke.

Posted by: eva cohen at June 23, 2016 11:29 AM (A/+my)

68 Nobody was hurt...

-------

So.... if an "assault rifle" doesnt assault anyone..... is it still really an "assault" rifle.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2016 11:29 AM (8XRCm)

69 Who do the 6 Baltimore Police Officers go to get their reputations back and also their legal fees?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:29 AM (zp+j1)

70 Wat..another Lutheran went off the rails?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2016 11:30 AM (ptqRm)

71 German interior minister: The shooter appeared to be a disturbed man.

Alrighty then.....

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2016 11:30 AM (Enq6K)

72 German interior minister: The shooter appeared to be a disturbed man.

You think?

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:30 AM (O2RFr)

73 >>Does anyone have the actual correct story?

Sure:
--Guns bad
--Blame Trump and/or bigotry
--Skip gunman's name if not white, recently immigrated

Lucky for us, we keep these story skeletons handy so that we need only fill in a few blanks before running 'em!

Posted by: MSM at June 23, 2016 11:31 AM (NOIQH)

74 So, we went from "50 injured, unknown dead" to......."just kidding."

?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 23, 2016 11:31 AM (BZIG1)

75 "Who do the 6 Baltimore Police Officers go to get their reputations back and also their legal fees?"

I wonder if the legal fees are covered by FOP?

And if they pull off this Lawsuit against Mosby, this could get real interesting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2016 11:31 AM (ptqRm)

76 Does anyone have the actual correct story?
Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2016 11:26 AM (ar1r/)

Nope

Posted by: Velvet Ambition TEXIT at June 23, 2016 11:31 AM (QPdNE)

77 *deletes some snark*

I hope no one but the nut-job assumed room temperature.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2016 11:32 AM (d1otI)

78 Speaking of the congressional sit-in...

The freaking Dems had no choice but to do something spectacular, even spectacularly stupid.

If the narrative of both of the recent terror and political violent acts and plots were carried out by followers and supporters of left wing politics and causes ever caught wind, can you imagine how fast the narrative that violence is a singularly right wing phenomenon would have crashed and burned?

This wasn't about virtue signaling, imo, though they were certainly doing that. It was a stunt to give the media a more or less valid excuse not to cover the affiliations of the most recent violence plotting terrorists and criminals. Naturally, the media was all to happy to glom onto the BS political puppet show.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 23, 2016 11:32 AM (4ng05)

79 The shooter appeared to be a disturbed man.

Since He didn't shoot anyone shouldn't he be called the gun totter?

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:32 AM (O2RFr)

80 "Police say no one injured by gunman at #Germany movie theater."

I sincerely hope that's true and that all the injuries were caused by the tear gas and confusion during the exit.

However, remember that in the immediate aftermath of the Cologne sex attacks that the media claimed the New Years celebrations were "mostly peaceful"; it took 5 or 6 days afterwords for BND (I think) to break ranks with the gov't and report what really happened.

But I hope it's the former.

Posted by: The Institute at June 23, 2016 11:32 AM (nGsFZ)

81 We would like to apologize to the people of Germany for-

test screening the new "Ghostbusters" in your fair land.

In light of this incident, "Ghostbusters" will now be recut to-

Gouge Out Your Own Eyes and Rip the Ears Off Your Own Head Levels of Horrible

to avoid future incidents such as these.

Thank you.

Posted by: Producers of the new "Ghostbusters" at June 23, 2016 11:32 AM (0cMkb)

82 German interior minister: The shooter appeared to be a disturbed man.

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What was his first clue?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 23, 2016 11:33 AM (Nwg0u)

83 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at June 23, 2016 11:33 AM (GwIKd)

84 And if they pull off this Lawsuit against Mosby, this could get real interesting.

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False arrest, slander and libel, concealing exculpatory evidence, general abuse of office and common ordinary douchebaggedness.

Their case is stronger than hers ever was.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 23, 2016 11:33 AM (8XRCm)

85 Has Germany no shameless politicians of their own who can engage in meaniningless political theater fur die kinder????

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2016 11:33 AM (QX0Xt)

86 False arrest, slander and libel, concealing exculpatory evidence, general abuse of office and common ordinary douchebaggedness.

And they paid the Family millions...

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:33 AM (O2RFr)

87 New narrative: This is why Brexit must never happen and Europe must stick together...like a bad case of clams.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2016 11:34 AM (a0IVu)

88 Musical Interlude to soothe election year blues:

http://tinyurl.com/Baby-Metal-Head-Bangers

This is my nine year-old daughter's new favorite band.

Hat tip to The Metal Hat

Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2016 11:34 AM (CS7jF)

89 A masked gunman & no one was injured? Quite odd.

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2016 11:34 AM (7HtZB)

90 People on the Democratic Underground are saying thr guy had a blanks firing starter pistol, and the injuries were all from tear gas.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 23, 2016 11:34 AM (QKQgJ)

91 From 25 injuries to zero injuries

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 23, 2016 11:34 AM (IqV8l)

92 Not a real gun?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:34 AM (zp+j1)

93 11:45 Obama to have a public hissy fit over SCOTUS immigration decision.

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2016 11:34 AM (Enq6K)

94 Definitely following the 24 hour rule on this one.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 23, 2016 11:34 AM (W2YA6)

95 The shooters name? I heard it was "Roger Goodell".

Posted by: Ben Affleck at June 23, 2016 11:34 AM (/m8T6)

96 90 People on the Democratic Underground are saying thr guy had a blanks firing starter pistol, and the injuries were all from tear gas.

Suicide by Cop?

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:35 AM (O2RFr)

97 >>So, we went from "50 injured, unknown dead" to......."just kidding."

?

Not only no injuries, but may have been a fake gun?!?
This is weird. Did he not hold them hostage for several hours?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2016 11:35 AM (NOIQH)

98 Does anyone have the actual correct story?

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Where's Brian Williams now that we need him?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 23, 2016 11:35 AM (Nwg0u)

99 Yeah,I'm guessing he had no gun,or only a toy.

Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2016 11:35 AM (B48dK)

100 Obama to have a public hissy fit over SCOTUS immigration decision.
Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2016 11:34 AM (Enq6K)

Good. Only will make him look like more of a btich..i am sure what he will bitch about is his Supreme Court Nominee not being rubber stamped

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:35 AM (zp+j1)

101 Will the German Parliament sit on floor and protest for stricter gun laws?

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:35 AM (O0lVq)

102 I know, DU is a cesspool, but have to read their crap to see where the liberal lines of attack are developing.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 23, 2016 11:35 AM (QKQgJ)

103 German interior minister: The shooter appeared to be a disturbed man.

Original reports that the shooter was completely rational, happy and well-adjusted have been corrected.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2016 11:35 AM (sl+zA)

104 I nearly shit myself with fear until I realized it was someone eating Pop Rocks and Coke.
Posted by: eva cohen

I hear you sister!
-Gertz Cuntsman

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 23, 2016 11:36 AM (SCOa6)

105 German interior minister: The shooter appeared to be a disturbed man.

--

If I were German, I'd feel comforted that I was being governed by intellects such as these.

Posted by: the MSM at June 23, 2016 11:36 AM (KUaJL)

106 John Lewis will sit on the floor and eat until Germany is disarmed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 23, 2016 11:36 AM (IqV8l)

107 Fast and Furious gun?

Posted by: Kreplach at June 23, 2016 11:36 AM (jzUL/)

108 Crazy world today

Posted by: Yo! at June 23, 2016 11:36 AM (GwIKd)

109
75 "Who do the 6 Baltimore Police Officers go to get their reputations back and also their legal fees?"

I wonder if the legal fees are covered by FOP?

And if they pull off this Lawsuit against Mosby, this could get real interesting.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2016 11:31 AM (ptqRm)

Maybe mosby can request judge Judy to preside over it since she's appeared before her previously.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2016 11:37 AM (Iq4E8)

110 Does anyone have the actual correct story?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2016 11:26 AM (ar1r/)

No. What with the chaos and everybody running around, and the screaming and the yelling and the loud German voices shouting German orders no one knows what was going on.

*shakes head*

I remember when Germans were orderly about their mass panics...

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 23, 2016 11:37 AM (hLRSq)

111 >>>German interior minister: The shooter appeared to be a disturbed man.
Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2016 11:30 AM (Enq6K)<<<

If he was in a theater he should have observed The Sound of Silence.

I guess he was just too Down with the Sickness.

Posted by: too soon for puns? at June 23, 2016 11:37 AM (H9MG5)

112 So if he had a "blank firing gun" will they now be trying the German Polizei Marilyn Mosby style?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:37 AM (O0lVq)

113 So if he didn't even have a gun and was able to cause this much damage, think of how bad it would have been if he had a real one! This only strengthens the argument for gun control.

/liberllogic

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 23, 2016 11:37 AM (KUaJL)

114 So Barry is gonna have a hissy fit? Nothing will be done... it will all be delayed until Hillary! steps in...

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:37 AM (O2RFr)

115 Pizza? You fat fucks!

Air Conditioning?!?

Worst sit-in evah!

Posted by: Zombie Ghandi at June 23, 2016 11:38 AM (0cMkb)

116 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at June 23, 2016 11:38 AM (0vyZq)

117 Hey man, nice shot.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2016 11:38 AM (0mRoj)

118
It seems to me that we need some kind of journalist control. This repeating of rumor by untrained amateurs has to stop. This spreading of fear and panic does great harm to the general public and it is long past time for some common sense jouralist control.

We need professional, well trained, journalists who will collect the facts, assemble them into a coherent narrative, and present them in a professional manner so all citizens can be equally and fairly informed of current events.

This slap dash, running and screaming, and maliciously spreading of fear has to stop before someone puts an eye out.

Posted by: Poindextur in Poughkeepsi at June 23, 2016 11:38 AM (1CZBH)

119 So suicide by cop

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at June 23, 2016 11:38 AM (0vyZq)

120 What happened to the days when German's knew they were being shot at by a real gun?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:39 AM (O0lVq)

121 Gary Johnson should bake some special brownies for the Democrats doing the sit-in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2016 11:39 AM (d1otI)

122
Original reports that the shooter was completely rational, happy and well-adjusted have been corrected.

He'll shoot up a theater with love, not with a gun, wingnutz.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2016 11:39 AM (QX0Xt)

123 112 So if he had a "blank firing gun" will they now be trying the German Polizei Marilyn Mosby style?

#Don'tKillUnarmedPeople!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 23, 2016 11:39 AM (SCOa6)

124
Watched Comedians In Cars. He had Margaret Cho. I wouldnt call her funny but she was surprisingly pleasant.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2016 11:39 AM (iQIUe)

125 The Baltimore Orioles are dong much better so far than Marilyn Mosby...LMAO

So... Marilyn Mosby got schlonged, then?

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 23, 2016 11:39 AM (MKtIU)

126 we're deeply concerned about hearing any mention of islam!

quick! get the pen and phone!

Posted by: obama's ears at June 23, 2016 11:39 AM (wrVoz)

127 >>Not a real gun?

What's German for 'Nerf'?

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2016 11:39 AM (oeOT+)

128 Ryan currently scolding the dems for their sit-in.

Next: Strongly worded memo.

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2016 11:39 AM (Enq6K)

129 What happened to the days when German's knew they were being shot at by a real gun?

Those days ended in '45.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 23, 2016 11:40 AM (SCOa6)

130 A jihadi would have gone in shooting and then identified himself. This sounds like a home-grown crazy.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at June 23, 2016 11:40 AM (RD7QR)

131 Gary Johnson should bake some special brownies for the Democrats doing the sit-in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2016 11:39 AM (d1otI)

And he will pay for them special brownies with money from the Defense Budget

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:40 AM (zp+j1)

132 Not a real gun?

What's German for 'Nerf'?

Flammenwerfernerfer?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 23, 2016 11:40 AM (SCOa6)

133 Germany must ban blank firing guns. Begin the sit-in, bitte.

Posted by: Little Boomer at June 23, 2016 11:40 AM (ZuVs9)

134 Gary Johnson should bake some special brownies for the Democrats doing the sit-in.

On the other hand, when EPA employees bring you "brownies" DO NOT ACCEPT!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2016 11:40 AM (sl+zA)

135 I missed this story of the Orlando shooters call to a local TV news reporter

http://bit.ly/28QyCzt
In the brief conversation, Mateen declared his support for the Islamic State.

The gunman said: "I did it for ISIS. I did it for the Islamic State."

Posted by: tmitsss at June 23, 2016 11:41 AM (ZYgGF)

136 I guess he was just too Down with the Sickness.

Posted by: too soon for puns? at June 23, 2016 11:37 AM (H9MG

Just as long as he is not Immortalized.

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at June 23, 2016 11:41 AM (0vyZq)

137 If someone started firing blanks in a U.S. theater they would probably just get beaten to a pulp for interrupting the movie/

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:41 AM (O0lVq)

138 Germany must ban blank firing guns. Begin the sit-in, bitte.

Schnell! Schnell!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 23, 2016 11:41 AM (SCOa6)

139 What's German for 'Nerf'?

Panzerflop

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2016 11:41 AM (sl+zA)

140 96 90 People on the Democratic Underground are saying thr guy had a blanks firing starter pistol, and the injuries were all from tear gas.

Suicide by Cop?
Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:35 AM (O2RFr)

False flag operation so they can adopt more restrictive gun laws. Oh wait...

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2016 11:42 AM (0mRoj)

141 137 If someone started firing blanks in a U.S. theater they would probably just get beaten to a pulp for interrupting the movie/
Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:41 AM (O0lVq)

For most movies nowadays, I'd wager people wouldn't even realize that the sound effects weren't part of the movie.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 23, 2016 11:42 AM (KUaJL)

142 LAUTE GERAUSCHE!!!

Posted by: German Theater Goer at June 23, 2016 11:42 AM (QX0Xt)

143 Uh oh. With all of the major news relating about how bad guns (and those who would own them) are, really significant news seems to be getting ignored.

Like the fact that, yes even today, there is drama in the Kardashian family.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 23, 2016 11:43 AM (4ng05)

144 139 What's German for 'Nerf'?

Panzerflop
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2016 11:41 AM (sl+zA)

Not if they used that giant Nerf gun built by that former NASA engineer.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2016 11:43 AM (0mRoj)

145 If someone started firing blanks in a U.S. theater they would probably just get beaten to a pulp for interrupting the movie/
Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:41 AM (O0lVq)

Only in Texas or some other Red State, or if your a White Guy in Newark NJ

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:43 AM (zp+j1)

146 So weird hostage/suicide by cop thing?

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 23, 2016 11:43 AM (s+vOZ)

147 "Apparently" all injuries are from the Gas used and people rushing to get out?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:19 AM (zp+j1)

Gas? We let the Germans have gas???

It was bad enough when we let the Russians introduce gas as a method of "solving" hostage situations in theaters.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2016 11:43 AM (TOk1P)

148 Gas? We let the Germans have gas???

It's all the sauerkraut.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2016 11:44 AM (0mRoj)

149 For some reason I am really hankering for a bratwurst right now. Preferably on a nice chewy bun with some spicy mustard and a hit of homemade ketchup. Maybe some grilled onions as I don't really dig sauerkraut. And none of that boiled in beer beforehand shit. Just a nice, slow grilling.

Posted by: ajmojo at June 23, 2016 11:44 AM (1H9ox)

150 White guy in Newark?

Oh Waldo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2016 11:44 AM (d1otI)

151 I hope, for humanity's sake, that the gunman didn't eat a poptart into the form of an assault pistol to commit this horrible act.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 23, 2016 11:45 AM (4ng05)

152 See, if we would just ban people on the Crazy Watch List from owning cap-guns, this wouldn't happen.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:45 AM (O0lVq)

153 Gas? We let the Germans have gas???

It was bad enough when we let the Russians introduce gas as a method of "solving" hostage situations in theaters.

Seems Germans don't ask for permission to use gas.......

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 23, 2016 11:45 AM (SCOa6)

154 149 For some reason I am really hankering for a bratwurst right now. Preferably on a nice chewy bun with some spicy mustard and a hit of homemade ketchup. Maybe some grilled onions as I don't really dig sauerkraut. And none of that boiled in beer beforehand shit. Just a nice, slow grilling.
Posted by: ajmojo at June 23, 2016 11:44 AM (1H9ox)

You're making me damn hungry right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2016 11:45 AM (0mRoj)

155 OH... and for the Record...

Good luck to English Patriots who are trying to save Democracy in their country.

This descendent of the Yankee Rebels wishes you good luck.

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilitng... at June 23, 2016 11:45 AM (qf6WZ)

156 IT'S STALINGRAD ALL OVER AGAIN, PEOPLE!!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 23, 2016 11:45 AM (sl+zA)

157 So has obama started his tantrum yet?

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

158 I'm offended that these namby-pamby, cloth-eared gits-

have the temerity to call their little tea party a sit-in.

I'm all about the anti-violence and even I want the Sergeant-at-Arms to administer a severe clubbing to Pantomime Protesters then throw them into the House jail.

Pitiful.

Just....pitiful.

Posted by: Zombie Ghandi at June 23, 2016 11:45 AM (0cMkb)

159 147 "Apparently" all injuries are from the Gas used and people rushing to get out?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:19 AM (zp+j1)

Gas? We let the Germans have gas???

It was bad enough when we let the Russians introduce gas as a method of "solving" hostage situations in theaters.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2016 11:43 AM (TOk1P)

The Russians aren't particularly safety oriented. If you get into a hostage situation there the results of the "rescue" are just your tough luck.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at June 23, 2016 11:45 AM (RD7QR)

160 Fredo going to be a petuland child soon

Not his best face.

LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:45 AM (zp+j1)

161 Ugh, Obama will make comments on SCOTUS decision on TX immigration case.

Ugh.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2016 11:46 AM (NOIQH)

162 I bet Fredo will try to go around the Court

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:46 AM (zp+j1)

163 157
So has obama started his tantrum yet?

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

He's late of course. 2 min. warning just issued to media.

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2016 11:46 AM (Enq6K)

164 Like Obama's ever on time, even for his own tantrums.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 23, 2016 11:46 AM (W2YA6)

165
f someone started firing blanks in a U.S. theater they would probably just get beaten to a pulp for interrupting the movie

Do people yelling on cell phones get beaten to a pulp for interrupting the movie?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 23, 2016 11:46 AM (IqV8l)

166
Election Officials Demand England Flags Taken Down

http://bit.ly/28Z6kBO
==============

But memorials to the dead MP are allowed?? smh

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2016 11:46 AM (iQIUe)

167 2 I bet Fredo will try to go around the Court

He'll just crown Himself Emperor....

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

168 Is it going to be the 2 minutes of hate for today?

Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2016 11:47 AM (B48dK)

169 >>I bet Fredo will try to go around the Court

Not a lot of money to be made, there.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2016 11:47 AM (oeOT+)

170 Shep Smith being chased around his studio by zombies?

Now that's entertainment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2016 11:47 AM (d1otI)

171 >>>Just as long as he is not Immortalized.

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at June 23, 2016 11:41 AM (0vyZq)<<<

Who knows in that Land of Confusion?

We might end up seeing Ten Thousand Fists in the Air against... or in support of this guy.

Posted by: too soon for puns? at June 23, 2016 11:47 AM (H9MG5)

172 164 Like Obama's ever on time, even for his own tantrums.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 23, 2016 11:46 AM (W2YA6)

He's got to craft his pre-speech buzz. Quality bong hits take time.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at June 23, 2016 11:47 AM (RD7QR)

173 Word of caution:

If they outlaw starter pistols, only starters will have starter pistols.

Which is actually kind of the way it should be.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 23, 2016 11:47 AM (4ng05)

174 I'm calling starter pistols machine guns! Your reality-based buzzwords don't apply to me!

Posted by: NFL SPORTSDOUCHE at June 23, 2016 11:47 AM (QX0Xt)

175 He's 1st addressing the affirmative action ruling.

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2016 11:47 AM (Enq6K)

176 Is it too early for popcorn and Jujubes?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:48 AM (O0lVq)

177 50 special forces police responded? Was there enough room? We provide less special forces when we send them in to 'assist' fighting a battalion of ISIS.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 23, 2016 11:48 AM (TAkZ9)

178 It's the 'Law of the Land', now.

Suck it up Affirmative Action Jackson.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2016 11:48 AM (oeOT+)

179 Starter pistol, that's a small one for beginners, right, like a starter home?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2016 11:48 AM (QX0Xt)

180 Likelihood he says "this is not who we are" or new variation "not our values" ???

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2016 11:48 AM (NOIQH)

181 Ok, now he's on to the immigration ruling.

We're a nation of immigrants.

blah, blah, blah.

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2016 11:48 AM (Enq6K)

182
Ryan currently scolding the dems for their sit-in.

Next: Strongly worded memo.
Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2016 11:39 AM (Enq6K)
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I thought he recessed until July 4th? I don't understand these arcane processes of higher legislative bodies.

Posted by: iforgot at June 23, 2016 11:48 AM (pC96u)

183 Starter pistols are like a gateway drug for AR-15's.

- Liberals

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:48 AM (O0lVq)

184 HE'S going with the "this is not who we are" bullshit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:48 AM (zp+j1)

185 However, remember that in the immediate aftermath of the Cologne sex attacks that the media claimed the New Years celebrations were "mostly peaceful"; it took 5 or 6 days afterwords for BND (I think) to break ranks with the gov't and report what really happened.

But I hope it's the former.

Posted by: The Institute at June 23, 2016 11:32 AM (nGsFZ)

Right, and this is why the 24/7 news cycle is all but worthless. It'll take a good week before it all gets sorted out, who shot who and how many, etc., and the only thing we know for sure is that everything we hear about it now is probably going to turn out not to be true.

The only thing the internet really does well is make the rumors fly around faster.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 23, 2016 11:49 AM (MKtIU)

186 TFG is on.
Here we go....

Petulant prick.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 23, 2016 11:49 AM (jxbfJ)

187 Oh he's now going to 'lay out some basic facts' for us.

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2016 11:49 AM (Enq6K)

188 Baltimore police officer Caesar Goodson, who drove the van in which
Freddie Gray was fatally injured, was found not guilty Thursday on all
charges, including the most serious charge of second-degree
depraved-heart murder.

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2016 11:49 AM (3skdc)

189 And...here come the lies.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2016 11:49 AM (oeOT+)

190 167 2 I bet Fredo will try to go around the Court

I'm sure they are already registered to vote in OH, PA, FL and VA. Job is done.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 23, 2016 11:49 AM (SeD0w)

191 Were they watching "Nation's Pride"?

Funny, I was just researching the recipe for the Streudel from Inglorious Basterds.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 23, 2016 11:49 AM (hqZPQ)

192 "earn citizenship" by paying taxes?

No.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2016 11:50 AM (NOIQH)

193 If we're obligated to educate, house, feed and provide medical care to the children of foreign nationals, why is it only limited to those in the U.S. illegally?

Why not make us responsible even if they are still in their home countries?

Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2016 11:50 AM (Zs4uk)

194 >>Oh he's now going to 'lay out some basic facts' for us.<<

What? Like he used affirmative action and obfuscation such as he was a "foreign student" to get into college?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:50 AM (O0lVq)

195 According to the International Business Times, Germany is reporting that 20 people were injured by tear gas and that there were no injuries from the gunmen.

http://bit.ly/28ZiVVR

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at June 23, 2016 11:50 AM (nvMvs)

196 Obozo: It's congress's fault for not doing what I wanted.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 23, 2016 11:50 AM (Nwg0u)

197 American's in every way but on paper?

BULLSHIT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:50 AM (zp+j1)

198 I believe in Germany, they're Very Special Forces. They're all winners.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 23, 2016 11:50 AM (hqZPQ)

199 "Today's decision does not affect the existing 'dreamers'"

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2016 11:50 AM (Enq6K)

200
For once, the "Lutheran" snark might actually be accurate.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2016 11:51 AM (dJec7)

201 Do people yelling on cell phones get beaten to a pulp for interrupting the movie?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 23, 2016 11:46 AM (IqV8l)

Now *that* should be legal.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 23, 2016 11:51 AM (MKtIU)

202 186 TFG is on.
Here we go....

Petulant prick.

Does he have a family picture of John Roberts behind him?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 23, 2016 11:51 AM (SeD0w)

203 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE 50 AND 0 ARE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT NUMBERS

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at June 23, 2016 11:51 AM (hHFOx)

204 187 Oh he's now going to 'lay out some basic facts' for us.
Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2016 11:49 AM (Enq6K)

He wouldn't know a fact if it bit him in his highly-travelled ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2016 11:51 AM (0mRoj)

205 They Are ALL Criminals, asshat.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2016 11:51 AM (oeOT+)

206 Why do you guys waste your time watching this cocksucker? Just read the comments....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 23, 2016 11:51 AM (hqZPQ)

207 What the fuck is this guy talking about? It's not even coherent and akin to a five-year old throwing a tantrum.

He believes it should be his way so he's just going to magically change the constitution and law by himself?

He's either delusional or a subversive.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:52 AM (O0lVq)

208 They don't pay taxes... Most work under the table and they send it back to mehico....

Posted by: donna at June 23, 2016 11:52 AM (O2RFr)

209 nood

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2016 11:52 AM (sl+zA)

210 "SCOTUS couldn't reach a decision because of the Reps refusal to confirm his pick."

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2016 11:52 AM (Enq6K)

211 HE'S going with the "this is not who we are" bullshit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:48 AM (zp+j1)

Either that or the nearly as cliche, "We need to be doing the people's business."

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 23, 2016 11:52 AM (4ng05)

212 Waaaah-WAAAAAH!

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2016 11:52 AM (oeOT+)

213 The Media is interviewing No One right now.

He says he was not injured.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 23, 2016 11:52 AM (GJnhB)

214 165
f someone started firing blanks in a U.S. theater they would probably just get beaten to a pulp for interrupting the movie

Do people yelling on cell phones get beaten to a pulp for interrupting the movie?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 23, 2016 11:46 AM (IqV8l)

They go to the special hell.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2016 11:52 AM (0mRoj)

215 They can have my bicycle tire when they pry it from my cold, dead rim.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 23, 2016 11:53 AM (Nwg0u)

216 Obama:

Diversity (more important than equality).

Republicans bad but.....I have moar power!

Supreme court...hahahahahahahahaha...how many divisions do they have?

My policies not affected by this rule.

Posted by: Mouth Breathing Hillbilly at June 23, 2016 11:53 AM (qG0hz)

217
Now that Marilyn Mosby has shown herself to be an incompetent, agendized, money-wasting, grandstanding, juvenile, wrong-headed, drama queening, loud-mouthed hack.... I think she qualifies for Congress.

Posted by: iforgot at June 23, 2016 11:53 AM (pC96u)

218 I'm sure he likes the Supreme's race base decision. You can discriminate based on race as long as it's the right race. Just another version of Separate but Equal . Separate is okay and we will adjust to make it equal .

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 23, 2016 11:53 AM (TAkZ9)

219 Yeah, you know, democratic constitutional process is such a drag and impediment to you personal desires. Even with a court stacked with liberals who, oddly, predictably vote on issues exactly as you would expect.

This guy is such a dick. I hope a house falls on him.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:54 AM (O0lVq)

220 >>>>And if they pull off this Lawsuit against Mosby, this could get real interesting.

----

False arrest, slander and libel, concealing exculpatory evidence, general abuse of office and common ordinary douchebaggedness.

Their case is stronger than hers ever was.
.
.
.
.I hope they win, but I have serious doubts that they will prevail.

Two good things came out of this mess though, Mosby is toast politically forever, and her career is over and none of the Cops were found guilty.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 23, 2016 11:54 AM (iONHu)

221 Gee, how could he know a Justice he appoints would rule in his favor?

It's almost like his nominees are not moderates who weigh each case, but ideologues who would rubber stamp the laundry list of Dem wet dreams.

Posted by: shocked, shocked I tell ya at June 23, 2016 11:54 AM (H9MG5)

222 >>Do people yelling on cell phones get beaten to a pulp for interrupting the movie?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 23, 2016 11:46 AM (IqV8l)
<<

Go to a movie in a largely minority area. They mostly talk back to the screen through the entire movie. Truth.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:55 AM (O0lVq)

223 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE 50 AND 0 ARE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT NUMBERS
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at June 23, 2016 11:51 AM (hHFOx)

We'll, 50 Is made up of two numbers, one of them being a 0, so I'm marking the answer as half right.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at June 23, 2016 11:56 AM (nvMvs)

224 We might end up seeing Ten Thousand Fists in the Air against... or in support of this guy.

Posted by: too soon for puns? at June 23, 2016 11:47 AM (H9MG5)

With nobody being harmed I would say they are rather Indestructible.

Hope they don't use this incident to further Divide the German populace.

But we obviously know the gunman was no Warrior. More like an Animal. He'll now be Stricken with an eternity Inside the Fire.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2016 11:57 AM (/CXhS)

225 so much for not wanting to support ABC

Posted by: maloderous at June 23, 2016 11:57 AM (zq4Wd)

226 When he's done, he should run for dictator in Venezuela. After all, he already has great experience in that arena.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:58 AM (O0lVq)

227 137 If someone started firing blanks in a U.S. theater they would probably just get beaten to a pulp for interrupting the movie/
Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2016 11:41 AM (O0lVq)
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Depends on the movie.
I had to take my daughter and a couple of friends to see one of those Twilight things. By 15 minutes in, I think I would have welcomed gunfire.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 23, 2016 11:59 AM (T/5A0)

228 What a fuckin ass and cry baby

Basically it is still his way or the highway...FUCK HIM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 12:02 PM (zp+j1)

229 The affirmative action decision was 4-3 singe Kagan sat that one out. So which one of the "conservative" judges rules with the Dems? Kennedy or Roberts?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 23, 2016 12:03 PM (0LHZx)

230 A country that elects an asshat like this TWICE.....God help us.

Posted by: Mouth Breathing Hillbilly at June 23, 2016 12:09 PM (qG0hz)

231 MSLSD reporter stated to describe illegal aliens as Illegal; but after stuttering around a second decided to call them undocumented citizens.

Citizens?

Posted by: Mouth Breathing Hillbilly at June 23, 2016 12:14 PM (qG0hz)

232 Now, about those 100,000+ illegally issued Green Cards.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2016 12:20 PM (gR5Vc)

233 >>>53 the Congressional snit-in

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2016 11:24 AM (NOIQH)

Nice.

Posted by: m at June 23, 2016 12:28 PM (/7Lfc)

234 I guess he was just too Down with the Sickness.

Posted by: too soon for puns?

It's never too soon. Obligatory:

http://tinyurl.com/Dist-down-with-the-sick

Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2016 12:43 PM (IXWCm)

235 Damn.

I had my German flag overlay avatar #prayfürDeutschland hashtag ready to deploy, to show others my proper, perfunctory amount of social media piety.

Posted by: JB at June 23, 2016 12:43 PM (5ntXg)

236 Even when I tell myself not to be surprised by anything Obama says, he comes up with this one.

" When we have a full court that can give a full decision, then maybe we will take the decision seriously."

He said this right before he flounced out of the room.
Hey, SC, Obama is laughing at you.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2016 12:52 PM (ar1r/)

237 Why do we have to "separate families"?

If the US is such a racist hellhole, why can't the whole family go back with all the money and education they have accumulated here? They would be pretty successful.

Posted by: PJ at June 23, 2016 01:42 PM (cHuNI)

238 My instincts tell me this is NOT muslim related.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2016 11:20 AM (zp+j1)

Muzzies are usually competent enough to kill a few victims.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2016 01:42 PM (GSdpU)

239 Apparently this guy hates movies or movie goers. Can't possibly be his religion.

Posted by: Walknot at June 23, 2016 02:03 PM (FnHBZ)

240 #129 Those days have never ended.

Posted by: Captain America's Editor at June 23, 2016 03:37 PM (Kucy5)

241 All things being politically correct, shouldn't it be "gunperson"?

Posted by: The Exile at June 23, 2016 05:31 PM (AcfPP)

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