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"Elites" Continue Wondering Why They're Being Ignored
@seanmdav i'm calling semi-automatic machines machine guns. You don't get to pick my terms. Your NRA buzzwords don't apply to me
— Jason La Canfora (@JasonLaCanfora) June 22, 2016
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:01 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: HH at June 22, 2016 06:01 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:01 PM (d9qXV)
I guess using a dictionary is flat out of the question as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2016 06:03 PM (JHMVA)
Gangs in Chiraq, illegal aliens and terrorists....?
Hush now, the activists are chanting.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 06:03 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 06:03 PM (oeOT+)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:04 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2016 06:05 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: lowtech redneck at June 22, 2016 06:05 PM (KF8B+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 06:05 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:04 PM (d9qXV)
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I would pay good money to see that live on NFL Today.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 06:05 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 06:06 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 22, 2016 06:06 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: low-tech redneck at June 22, 2016 06:05 PM (KF8B+)
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He considers himself a football guru, even though the little ratfuck never played a day in his life.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 06:06 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: lowtech redneck at June 22, 2016 06:05 PM (KF8B+)
yes asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 06:06 PM (Ozsfq)
We'll it is their new abortion rights.
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:07 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 06:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 06:07 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2016 06:07 PM (JHMVA)
Posted by: Montana Biggs at June 22, 2016 06:07 PM (svFmG)
Posted by: DanMan at June 22, 2016 06:07 PM (RusNE)
Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 06:07 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 22, 2016 06:08 PM (FSuAE)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 22, 2016 06:08 PM (9iR5/)
Jason Laconfera, then why not just call all guns BANG BANG KILLING MACHINES, you stupid fucking asshole?
You fucking child.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:08 PM (FGkKF)
Posted by: CrustyB at June 22, 2016 06:08 PM (Hnglq)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 06:08 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at June 22, 2016 06:08 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Max Power at June 22, 2016 06:08 PM (q177U)
Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 06:08 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:09 PM (FGkKF)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 22, 2016 06:09 PM (gmjUl)
Posted by: the Butcher at June 22, 2016 06:09 PM (AGJqR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 06:09 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 06:09 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2016 06:09 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:09 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 06:10 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Max Power at June 22, 2016 06:10 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 22, 2016 06:10 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 22, 2016 06:10 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 06:06 PM (rlfds)
So in other words, a total poser who's never done anything of any merit?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:11 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:11 PM (d9qXV)
Why does my horn look like a barbed wired wrapped pineapple? Pay no attention to that good sir, do you mind turning around for a quick second?
Posted by: evil libertarian at June 22, 2016 06:11 PM (7pJrz)
Posted by: Jason LaCalifornicator at June 22, 2016 06:11 PM (5F1yE)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:11 PM (FGkKF)
Jason, you call yourself a thinker, an "intellectual." I call you an idiot douche.
Don't choose my terms for me!
Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:12 PM (us4dL)
He considers himself a football guru, even though the little ratfuck never played a day in his life.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 06:06 PM (rlfds)
So in other words, a total poser who's never done anything of any merit?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:11 PM (J+mig)
So he and Caitlyn Jenner have something in common? Both posers?! Except of course that Caitlyn/Bruce actually competed in something.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 22, 2016 06:12 PM (jxbfJ)
We'll it is their new abortion rights.
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:07 PM (d9qXV)
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Not their dinner time.
They're too sophisticated to eat this early.
OTOH, it is past time for cocktails and hors d'ouevres.
They could get a little .... thirsty.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 06:12 PM (T/5A0)
Rumor is that no matter what he calls it, it won't come.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2016 06:12 PM (JHMVA)
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2016 06:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Yo! at June 22, 2016 06:12 PM (GwIKd)
He makes a weekly appearance on the Junkies here in DC during football season. He sounds like a whiny douchebag and I guess he is one. Trying to be the next Peter King or Mike Florio (i.e., liberal sports asshole).
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 22, 2016 06:13 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: The Damned at June 22, 2016 06:13 PM (oeOT+)
That's just... without precedent. Who would have ever imagined?
Posted by: torquewrench at June 22, 2016 06:13 PM (noWW6)
"Target now set to vastly increase their use of Tranny Rape Rooms."
Posted by: Max Power at June 22, 2016 06:13 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:14 PM (us4dL)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:14 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at June 22, 2016 06:14 PM (wOKJp)
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:14 PM (s+vOZ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:14 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: JB1000 at June 22, 2016 06:15 PM (DYdhz)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 22, 2016 06:15 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2016 06:15 PM (e3bId)
"NFL Insider for CBS and http://CBSSports.com , father, TV dude, co-host of B-More Opinionated podcast, husband and failed athlete...In no particular order"
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 06:16 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:16 PM (d9qXV)
If you had a vote for the Gulags to open every one of these bastards would vote yes.
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:14 PM (d9qXV)
I think we need to set up population exchanges with the Communist countries. We'll take their political prisoners and other gulag residents, they'll take our wannabe Party members and useful idiots. Everyone's happy! Except our former Leftist dingbats, but fuck them in particular.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:16 PM (J+mig)
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to also use the lady's room.
Posted by: Jason La Canfora at June 22, 2016 06:16 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 06:16 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: The Blerk Knight at June 22, 2016 06:17 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:17 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:17 PM (s+vOZ)
Posted by: oddnot frets not but sighs at June 22, 2016 06:17 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Gersh Kuntzman at June 22, 2016 06:17 PM (MKtIU)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 06:17 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 06:17 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Jason LaCalifornicator at June 22, 2016 06:17 PM (5F1yE)
Posted by: Max Power at June 22, 2016 06:08 PM (q177U)
Is it going to be an automatic?? I need a safe space!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:18 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Gersh Kuntzman at June 22, 2016 06:18 PM (MKtIU)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 06:18 PM (Iq4E8)
Remember when ESPN was all about sports?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2016 06:18 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:18 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:18 PM (s+vOZ)
Tremble you weaklings
Cower in fear
I am your ruler
Land, sea, and air
Immense in my girth
Erect, I stand tall
I am a nuclear murderer
I am Polaris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q6JFpQS384
Posted by: lowtech redneck at June 22, 2016 06:19 PM (KF8B+)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 22, 2016 06:19 PM (YCAk4)
Report: Non-military federal agencies spend $1.48 billion on guns and ammo since 2006
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 06:19 PM (Ozsfq)
Well, to be fair, machines were used to make these guns. Actually,
machines are used at some point in the fabrication of all guns, so let's
ban machines AND guns!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 06:17 PM (wYnyS)
BAN ALL THE THINGS!
Posted by: Typical Leftist at June 22, 2016 06:19 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Jason LaCornpone at June 22, 2016 06:19 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 22, 2016 06:19 PM (gmjUl)
Posted by: JB1000 at June 22, 2016 06:15 PM (DYdhz)
I call it "a good start."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:19 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Gersh Kuntzman at June 22, 2016 06:19 PM (MKtIU)
Posted by: Cheri at June 22, 2016 06:19 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro Women's Health Clinic at June 22, 2016 06:19 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 06:19 PM (qUNWi)
"NFL Insider for CBS and http://CBSSports.com , father, TV dude, co-host of B-More Opinionated podcast, husband and failed athlete...In no particular order"
I think 'Failed' belongs at the beginning.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 06:20 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2016 06:20 PM (p2X2f)
There Are Now More Bureaucrats With Guns Than U.S. Marines
Report: Non-military federal agencies spend $1.48 billion on guns and ammo since 2006
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 06:19 PM (Ozsfq)
That's a worrisome statistic. Remember early on in the Obama Admin when he talked about making a civilian agency with power equal to the military? He's been doing that with all of the executive agencies. Why does HUD need a SWAT team?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:20 PM (J+mig)
Your wife is getting banged by Pablo on the side.
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT"
His wife treats Paolo to crab cakes at the Rusty Scupper and then gets Paolo's mallet.
Posted by: Paolo at June 22, 2016 06:20 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2016 06:20 PM (rmw+9)
I blame 600 channel cable systems for this.
If we went back to the three or four TV channels system, there wouldn't be any air time for people like this guy.
It would be Tom Brokcow, Walter Cronkhite, and Peter Jennings. Then we would get the #realnews.
Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 06:20 PM (HaiVK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 06:21 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2016 06:21 PM (8ZskC)
They could get a little .... thirsty.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 06:12 PM (T/5A0)
Why do you think they cut the cameras off? It was so you wouldn't see the interns bringing out the freshly made Margaritas and Mint Juleps!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 06:21 PM (wYnyS)
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"NFL Insider for CBS and http://CBSSports.com , father, TV dude, co-host of B-More Opinionated podcast, husband and failed athlete...In no particular order"
I think 'Failed' belongs at the beginning.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 06:20 PM (PjWy4)
I see nothing on there about knowledge of firearms.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 06:21 PM (Iq4E8)
I had no idea this guy was some TV sports guy. How non-descript must he be?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:21 PM (us4dL)
Posted by: Brendan at June 22, 2016 06:22 PM (I3SPW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 06:22 PM (IqV8l)
Not just the Left, skipper.
Posted by: Humpty Dumpty at June 22, 2016 06:22 PM (8ZskC)
"I'm angry because pig nra lobbyist have brainwashed people like u into thinking military-grade death tools are a C right"
Bro. I wish.
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:22 PM (s+vOZ)
Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 06:22 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Cheri at June 22, 2016 06:22 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: dantesed at June 22, 2016 06:22 PM (88xKn)
I think I'll mount it on my sunroof.
Posted by: makes sense at June 22, 2016 06:22 PM (nbJVD)
Well, when you measure from the taint......
Nah, it's accurate. Too bad he keeps it in his nightstand.
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 22, 2016 06:22 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 22, 2016 06:22 PM (MKtIU)
Told ya' it's dead
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:02 PM
It's never actually dead until either Dr. McCoy or Fenelon say it is, per AoSHQ FAQ.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2016 06:23 PM (HkcOx)
Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2016 06:23 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 22, 2016 06:23 PM (gmjUl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 06:23 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:23 PM (us4dL)
("Well-known" meaning "obscure," "pedophile" meaning "CBS employee," and "rapist" meaning "Democrat." You don't get to pick my terms for me!)
Posted by: JSchuler at June 22, 2016 06:23 PM (HlV/4)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 06:23 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 06:21 PM (PjWy4)
No Comrade Citizen, words do mean things, they just don't mean what YOU think they mean, nor do they mean the same thing tomorrow they did today, nor do they mean today what you thought they did yesterday!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 06:23 PM (wYnyS)
105 "Remember when ESPN was all about sports? "
I had no idea this guy was some TV sports guy. How non-descript must he be?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:21 PM (us4dL)
He probably gets assigned to the least watchd game each week and his job is that 15 second check in before each game every week.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 06:24 PM (Iq4E8)
http://tinyurl.com/jexoj6h
It took the article all the way to the end to mention that the candidate who put up the sign isn't a Republican...
Posted by: Make America Hat Again at June 22, 2016 06:24 PM (vBeA5)
I seem to recall reading in Rolling Stone that these were dangerous as f#ck.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 06:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2016 06:24 PM (JHMVA)
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When you have get a running start to get it in, you may be lacking in that dept.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 06:24 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2016 06:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2016 06:25 PM (e3bId)
By that logic, I can call actual machine guns "bolt-action rifles" and get me an MG 42 today!
I think I'll mount it on my sunroof.
Posted by: makes sense at June 22, 2016 06:22 PM (nbJVD)
Since I identify as the Emperor of the Universe (not of Time, that's The Political Hat), and a person's identity overrides reality according to the rules of Leftist Calvinball, I have redefined the F-22 as a cropduster and its war load as fireworks.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:25 PM (J+mig)
I for one love my military grade pressure cooker! What is this guy 10 years old?
(My apologies to 10 year olds)
Posted by: Cheri at June 22, 2016 06:25 PM (oiNtH)
This guy has tumbled through the rabbit hole. The only trouble is the entire media jumped in first.
Posted by: Decaf at June 22, 2016 06:26 PM (dRz86)
Are you sure it's in?
Posted by: His poor wife when she's not banging her trainer on the side at June 22, 2016 06:26 PM (s+vOZ)
Posted by: chavez the hgo at June 22, 2016 06:26 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2016 06:26 PM (8ZskC)
No. Don't do twitter. Whadhesay? and why the tease. Just tell us what he said.
Do you want to know what I think?
Well alrightythen. Have.a.nice.day. Thank you for your cooperation.
Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 06:26 PM (HaiVK)
"robust" = liberal buzzword denoting nothing, the verbal equivalent of MSG: it just adds flavor to something unpalatable
"vibrant" - see "robust"
"educationally disadvantaged low-income students" = "dumb asses"
"kinetic action" = "war"
"affordable housing" = "slum"
"inner city" see "affordable housing"
"inner city youth group" = "gang"
"people of color" = "colored people"
"fighting terrorism with compassion and love" = "bombing the ever-lovin' shit out of the Muzzies"
"domestic terrorism" = "Muslim terrorism"
"transgender" = "head case with sexual issues"
Others?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:26 PM (oKE6c)
Mystery movie quote:
"Every time you turn around, expect to see me...
'cause one time you'll turn around and I'll be there."
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:26 PM (FGkKF)
Posted by: Yo! at June 22, 2016 06:26 PM (GwIKd)
>...thinking military-grade death tools are a C right"
Dick Cheney's Penis has nothing to do with this.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 06:27 PM (oeOT+)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:25 PM (J+mig)
FIFY
Posted by: The Temporal Hat at June 22, 2016 06:27 PM (vBeA5)
Is this some concerted effort in the media put drooling Leftists in charge of the fabled 'Man's Domain' of sports to push through the indoctrination along with the scores? Or are sportsmonkeys just natural Leftists?
Are they just pudgy underachievers who vent their rage at the world over being forced to cover younger, more capable, higher-earning people than themselves?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 06:27 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:27 PM (s+vOZ)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 06:17 PM (wYnyS)
You go straight to hell.
Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at June 22, 2016 06:27 PM (sdi6R)
I had no idea this guy was some TV sports guy. How non-descript must he be?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:21 PM (us4dL)
Maybe he announces WNBA games. Or is in Witness Protection. Same difference.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:28 PM (oKE6c)
I think you've got a good start on writing a modern version of the Devil's Dictionary there.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:28 PM (J+mig)
"Every time you turn around, expect to see me...
'cause one time you'll turn around and I'll be there."
Gladiator. ::Mike drop::
Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 06:28 PM (qUNWi)
The left redefines many things. Marriage. Gender. Freedom. American. And so on.
It's a long list, and I'm trying to recall a time recently when the tactic has not worked.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 06:28 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: goose/gander at June 22, 2016 06:28 PM (H9MG5)
Another sports reporter ahole. They've become cliches.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 06:28 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Brendan at June 22, 2016 06:22 PM (I3SPW)
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Indeed.
It seems that tweeting political opinions on your own personal account is just fine with ESPN, as long as they are the "correct" opinions.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 06:29 PM (T/5A0)
"historic" = "not worth a shit"
"robust" = liberal buzzword denoting nothing, the verbal equivalent of MSG: it just adds flavor to something unpalatable
"vibrant" - see "robust"
"educationally disadvantaged low-income students" = "dumb asses"
"kinetic action" = "war"
"affordable housing" = "slum"
"inner city" see "affordable housing"
"inner city youth group" = "gang"
"people of color" = "colored people"
"fighting terrorism with compassion and love" = "bombing the ever-lovin' shit out of the Muzzies"
"domestic terrorism" = "Muslim terrorism"
"transgender" = "head case with sexual issues"
Others?
Good list, so far.
Diversity = forcing Americans to tolerate incorrigible foreigners
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:29 PM (FGkKF)
-A weapon with a high rate of fire,
or
-The gunman having three hours to continue killing?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 06:29 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:29 PM (FGkKF)
Your wife is getting banged by Pablo on the side.
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT"
Maybe they meant HIS husband.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:29 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:30 PM (s+vOZ)
Unless Gladiator used that line, too...
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:30 PM (FGkKF)
Posted by: BignJames at June 22, 2016 06:30 PM (9RGU3)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:23 PM (us4dL)
---------Please. A Pro bowler has to practice at least 50 games a week and may bowl as many as sixty games in a tournament. And people on tour do this for many weeks on end. If it was that easy, I'd be on tour.
The only way this guy bowls is with the bumpers up.
Posted by: Old Blue at June 22, 2016 06:30 PM (9iR5/)
-A weapon with a high rate of fire,
or
-The gunman having three hours to continue killing?
islam
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 06:30 PM (oeOT+)
What a special snowflake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 06:30 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 06:30 PM (qUNWi)
Except....they keep insisting we're not at war with Islam (which is news to ISI, AQ, Boko Haram, the Taliban, Iran...).
Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 06:30 PM (NOIQH)
The BBC and other media continue to not report that they used over 600 rounds of tear gas in Calais yesterday.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 06:30 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: dantesed at June 22, 2016 06:30 PM (88xKn)
He's on ESPN 8: The Ocho.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2016 06:30 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at June 22, 2016 06:27 PM (sdi6R)
Long time no see, brah!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 06:31 PM (wYnyS)
Like analingus, shaving other men's scrotums and wearing the Gimp's outfit from "Pulp Fiction".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2016 06:31 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2016 06:31 PM (JHMVA)
Diversity = forcing Americans to tolerate incorrigible foreigners
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:29 PM (FGkKF)
Diversity = Everyone is assigned to an ethnic clique
Tolerance = Tolerate only those who follow their clique stereotype to the letter. Everyone else is a race traitor or other unperson.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:31 PM (J+mig)
I know this has been beaten to death, but, I've been so out of the loop. Why did it take the SWAT 3 hours to show up and formulate a plan?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:31 PM (us4dL)
Posted by: Mallfly's House of Kittens and Gats at June 22, 2016 06:31 PM (qSIlh)
-- anything that ends in "justice", e.g. climate justice
-- anything that starts with "common sense", e.g. common sense gun control
-- anything that starts with "smart", e.g. smart diplomacy
Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 06:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2016 06:30 PM (gA69l)
A name so good, they really should have jumped a few numbers and made a real ESPN 8.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 06:32 PM (3ZoRf)
But don't get upset when you come out with an AR-15 and I call it a pea-shooter.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 22, 2016 06:33 PM (FSuAE)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:33 PM (FGkKF)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:33 PM (oKE6c)
Only looked at the first three, and they were from years ago.
Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 06:33 PM (HaiVK)
Like trying to buy a Bong at a Head Shop.
'Sir, it's a Water Pipe'.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 06:34 PM (oeOT+)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:34 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:31 PM (us4dL)
He said he had a bomb and wanted to negotiate.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 06:34 PM (Dj0WE)
-- anything that starts with "common sense", e.g. common sense gun control
-- anything that starts with "smart", e.g. smart diplomacy
Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 06:32 PM (NOIQH)
I'll throw in one I've been throwing around for a few months now.
Social Justice = Mob Rule
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:34 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: goose/gander at June 22, 2016 06:34 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:31 PM (us4dL)
Oh, because maybe he'll surrender peacefully, like most ISIS terror shootings are resolved.
Posted by: Max Power at June 22, 2016 06:34 PM (q177U)
Diversity/Multculturualism = Making America Shittier So It's More Fair
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:34 PM (FGkKF)
If they no longer recognize the distinction between semi and full auto, why then we can just get rid of those pesky class 3 restrictions then right?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 22, 2016 06:34 PM (MhGKF)
96 "David Burge @iowahawkblog
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar! High five me broheims"
Posted by: Mallfly's House of Kittens and Gats at June 22, 2016 06:35 PM (qSIlh)
I apologize. I didn't mean to demean professional bowlers.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:35 PM (us4dL)
And why not, if a man with a dick can be a Xhe, did you expect any thing less?
"Liberal," "progressive," "Social"ism, ...
I blame universal suffrage.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 22, 2016 06:35 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 06:35 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:35 PM (J+mig)
The BBC and other media continue to not report that they used over 600 rounds of tear gas in Calais yesterday.
Machine gas!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 06:36 PM (IqV8l)
It didn't take them three hours to show up, and it didn't take them three hours to plan.
It took them three hours to get permission
Probably a jurisdiction dispute between FBI and DOJ, and they couldn't find Obama, and when they did, he had to ask Michelle, and she was sleeping.
Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 06:36 PM (HaiVK)
That'd be hilarious. The store would probably call the cops to take him away.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 06:36 PM (PjWy4)
They cornered him in the bathroom (full of victims) and treated like a hostage situation.
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:36 PM (s+vOZ)
Posted by: MTF at June 22, 2016 06:37 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 06:37 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:35 PM (us4dL)
-----------Thank you Sir! Apology accepted.
Posted by: Old Blue at June 22, 2016 06:38 PM (9iR5/)
I know nothing about guns and so would never opine about different types of guns.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2016 06:20 PM (rmw+9)"
Well, that (and being a decent human being) is the difference between you and a D-List pseudo celebrity. They never allow their ignorance to deter them from giving an opinion.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 22, 2016 06:38 PM (QHgTq)
"Multi-culturalism" = "Rejecting every positive aspect of Western
Civilization in Favor of Tribal Warlords as a source of 'Order'"
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 06:37 PM (wYnyS)
Multiculturalism = Anything but Western Culture, because fuck you in particular.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:38 PM (J+mig)
-
I remember when SNL was funny.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 06:35 PM (Nwg0u)
Pfft. I remember when the Democrat Party was patriotic.
Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:38 PM (oKE6c)
A bowler, is a type of hat.
Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 06:39 PM (HaiVK)
last call for mystery movie quote:
"Every time you turn around, expect to see me...
'cause one time you'll turn around and I'll be there."
Hint: 1948
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:39 PM (FGkKF)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/236864/
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2016 06:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: kimoloka at June 22, 2016 06:39 PM (2hOA7)
Liar.
It was mildly amusing at times but never funny. You don't get to define what funny is and or was.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 22, 2016 06:39 PM (WVsWD)
i'm calling semi-automatic machines machine guns. You don't get to pick my terms. Your NRA buzzwords don't apply to me
This is like calling dogshit something else, stepping in a big 1-day-old pile on a really hot day, and then trying to convince yourself and everyone else that the guilt for spreading the resulting stink should not apply to you.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 22, 2016 06:39 PM (FlRtG)
__________
Ah, but we identify as someone who gets to pick your terms.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:40 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 06:40 PM (IqV8l)
-
Didja that the evil Jew Moses invented global warming to part the Red Sea. Or maybe he parted the Red Sea and thereby created global warming. See WZ.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 06:40 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 06:34 PM (Dj0WE)
Yet, to the best of my knowledge, and this is all disappearing down the memory-hole, they have not released even a pathetic redacted version of any call except for the first 911 call.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 06:40 PM (wYnyS)
Tolerance = Tolerate only those who follow their clique stereotype to the letter. Everyone else is a race traitor or other unperson.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:31 PM (J+mig)
------------------------------------------
And, amazingly enough, all of the clique stereotypes are all effectively the same! Therefore.....
Diversity= strict conformity to the leftist narrative, presented by a collection of victim___s
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 06:41 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Addy Hilter on June 7th, 1944 at June 22, 2016 06:41 PM (043pn)
Forgive me, Lord, but I fooking hate liberals, with deep dark abiding h8red that is very deep and very dark
Posted by: kimoloka at June 22, 2016 06:39 PM (2hOA7)
You don't need to beg forgiveness for hating evil. Tolerance of evil is not virtue. Do try to hate the evil itself, rather than the individuals involved in it. Most of them (not all, but most) are just pawns who don't know what they're doing. The ones who do know what they're doing?
Well, there's a time for every purpose under heaven.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:41 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: scoville at June 22, 2016 06:41 PM (0adl+)
You don't get to define what funny is and or was.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
I thought that's what the whole post was about.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 06:41 PM (IqV8l)
"i'm calling linebackers quarterbacks. you don't get to pick my terms. your nfl insider buzzwords don't apply to me"
Posted by: holygoat at June 22, 2016 06:41 PM (DbBV5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2016 06:41 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 22, 2016 06:41 PM (CFc5L)
"Every time you turn around, expect to see me...
'cause one time you'll turn around and I'll be there."
Hint: 1948
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:39 PM (FGkKF)
Key Largo?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 06:41 PM (3ZoRf)
Elsewhere in today's news, the federal kommissars have decreed that that under Obamacare, doctors will be _required_ to accept and treat patients according to those patients' self-declared gender.
So, yes, a man with a dick can now walk in to a gynecological practice and demand to be seen by the gyno, and "treated" for female maladies he can't possibly physically have. Big trouble for the physician who refuses this madness.
Which led to one of those goddamn-I-wish-I'd-said-that-first comments:
"So do people who identify as 'furries' get to go to the vet now?"
Posted by: torquewrench at June 22, 2016 06:42 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:40 PM (oKE6c)
You're starting to figure out this Calvinball thing. Brilliant!
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:42 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:42 PM (FGkKF)
***trundles off for sledgehammer and blocking***
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 22, 2016 06:42 PM (fKoK2)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 06:34 PM (Dj0WE)
Yet, to the best of my knowledge, and this is all disappearing down the memory-hole, they have not released even a pathetic redacted version of any call except for the first 911 call.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 06:40 PM (wYnyS)
You are correct. This is me needing to be reminded, we're being TOLD that's the reason, but we sure as heck don't have any way to know whether it's true or not.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 06:42 PM (Dj0WE)
Fine, have it your way. When you go to the gun store, use the term "machine gun" exclusively and see how far you get.
But don't get upset when you come out with an AR-15 and I call it a pea-shooter.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 22, 2016 06:33 PM (FSuAE)"
Don't be upset when you come out with a new bunch of friends from BATFE who want to get to know you a lot better.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 22, 2016 06:43 PM (QHgTq)
Dumbass.
Posted by: Red Foreman at June 22, 2016 06:43 PM (DIhU5)
Damn "Hot Now" sign at Krispy Kreme.
Posted by: Aviator at June 22, 2016 06:43 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 06:43 PM (IqV8l)
Nope.
Hint: John Wayne
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:42 PM (FGkKF)
Red River? Was that '48?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 06:43 PM (3ZoRf)
have decreed that that under Obamacare, doctors will be _required_ to
accept and treat patients according to those patients' self-declared
gender.
So, yes, a man with a dick can now walk in to a
gynecological practice and demand to be seen by the gyno, and "treated"
for female maladies he can't possibly physically have. Big trouble for
the physician who refuses this madness.
Which led to one of those goddamn-I-wish-I'd-said-that-first comments:
"So do people who identify as 'furries' get to go to the vet now?"
Posted by: torquewrench at June 22, 2016 06:42 PM (noWW6)
"Yes, Miss X, feet in the stirrups. Yes, that's it. What's this growth hanging here between your legs? Nurse, bring me those surgical scissors, stat!"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:44 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 06:44 PM (3ZoRf)
"Every time you turn around, expect to see me...
'cause one time you'll turn around and I'll be there."
Hint: 1948
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:39 PM (FGkKF)
Broke back Mountain??
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 22, 2016 06:44 PM (fKoK2)
here's the 22 second clip of the full quote:
pretty damn good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRX59dJGWY8
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:44 PM (FGkKF)
Yahoo News is run by a hard leftist, and this is reflected in their stock price.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 06:44 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 06:44 PM (Nwg0u)
I forget, when DID Norm McDonald get fired?
I remember when The Daily Show wasn't complete garbage (no, really!).
Posted by: lowtech redneck at June 22, 2016 06:44 PM (KF8B+)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:45 PM (FGkKF)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
I thought that's what the whole post was about.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 06:41 PM (IqV8l)
I think... and could be wrong, that was Tim's attempt at humor.
And who the heck are you to tell him what the post was or was not about, your buzzion words do not apply!
Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 06:45 PM (Dj0WE)
You have no idea, girlfriend.
Posted by: Jason La Canfora at June 22, 2016 06:45 PM (R+30W)
Why Trump doesn't bother with ads: he doesn't need them, he gets all the free publicity he could ever want, and trusts people have figured out that the MSM is full of shit.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:45 PM (oKE6c)
My apologies to the ette's.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 06:46 PM (3ZoRf)
But it'll never happen.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 22, 2016 06:46 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2016 06:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 06:41 PM (IqV8l)
Ok I messed up. Won't be the last time but please don't define with your terms.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 22, 2016 06:47 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:34 PM (J+mig)
----------------------
social justice = envy, resentment, ingratitude, hatred, theft; the opposite of caritas (charity/love)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 06:47 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Secretary Shrillary Klintoon at June 22, 2016 06:47 PM (043pn)
Red River? Was that '48?
Yes. I think so.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:45 PM (FGkKF)
You are right. Been forever since I have seen that one, and it was a crappy print- so it looked older. Bertram beat me by a nose.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 06:47 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:45 PM (oKE6c)
I hope this approach can handle the shit-tsunami the "media" is whipping up for him!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 06:48 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2016 06:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Gawdamnit, I think I ruptured my spleen from the supersonic turtling that mental image caused. That's weapons grade reverse boner material, don't just throw it around like that.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:49 PM (J+mig)
In my opinion, should you choose to consider it; I offer it freely. (Blame it on the maple syrup poured over the pancakes. Nothing deters me from offering an opinon except low blood sugar.)
that there are times when the majority hordelings media age is about 13. So Ace knows his audience.
Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 06:50 PM (HaiVK)
"Hillary will get shlonged and she knows it. There are no end of lines of attack. Making over $100 million while in public service. Pedophile island. Monetizing her position at State. The 12 year old rape victim. Stealing the china when they left the White House. NAFTA."
"He'll get inside her OODA loop. Hit. Move to the next topic. Loop back. Ask the questions people like Stephanoplous won't: So you're telling us you never got a secret classified e-mail during your entire four years as Secretary of State. What happened to the $6 billion that went missing on your watch at State."
Schadenboner, indeed!
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 22, 2016 06:50 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: RKae at June 22, 2016 06:50 PM (BC050)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:49 PM (J+mig)
Suddenly, I began to appreciate the concept of *trigger warnings*!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 06:50 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: waelse1 at June 22, 2016 06:50 PM (gI/gi)
@markknoller 3m
Tomorrow at the WH: @POTUS weekly mtg with Treasury Secy Lew. Departs later for San Jose where he delivers entrepreneurship speech Friday.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2016 06:50 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:52 PM (d9qXV)
Paul Ryan has done nothing but pass D bill after D bill, and they throw a childish tantrum to repay him and all the other Shits in the Republican party.
You know what Paul Ryan is gonna do about it?
He's gonna pass even more D bills for obama, that's what!
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:52 PM (FGkKF)
Elsewhere in today's news, the federal kommissars
have decreed that that under Obamacare, doctors will be _required_ to
accept and treat patients according to those patients' self-declared
gender.
So, yes, a man with a dick can now walk in to a
gynecological practice and demand to be seen by the gyno, and "treated"
for female maladies he can't possibly physically have. Big trouble for
the physician who refuses this madness.
Which led to one of those goddamn-I-wish-I'd-said-that-first comments:
"So do people who identify as 'furries' get to go to the vet now?"
Posted by: torquewrench at June 22, 2016 06:42 PM (noWW6)
"Yes,
Miss X, feet in the stirrups. Yes, that's it. What's this growth
hanging here between your legs? Nurse, bring me those surgical scissors,
stat!"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:44 PM (oKE6c)"
Scissors? Those dangly things might be genital warts. Probably best to burn them off with the electrical cauterizing machine. Might take a couple of hours.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 22, 2016 06:53 PM (QHgTq)
183---Social Justice = Mob Rule
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:34 PM (J+mig)
----------------------
social justice = envy, resentment, ingratitude, hatred, theft; the opposite of caritas (charity/love)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 06:47 PM (T/5A0)
I agree with you there, but it's also quite literally mob rule. By definition, they're calling for justice to be "socialized", or administered by the court of public opinion, rather than fact and due process.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:53 PM (J+mig)
Sad thing is these are vital and interesting questions, but mainly only of interest to the people paying for the EBT cards
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 06:53 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:54 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 22, 2016 06:54 PM (AHDxb)
Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:38 PM (oKE6c)
How far back do you have to go for that?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2016 06:54 PM (GILMl)
"When I used a word, it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less..."
Posted by: Rapsail at June 22, 2016 06:54 PM (O40cn)
Senate Falls 1 Vote Short of Giving FBI Access to Browser Histories Without Court Order
http://tinyurl.com/gqhstmp
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 06:55 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:55 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2016 06:54 PM (GILMl)
Kennedy was still alive. At the point of Kennedy's assassination is when they went insane. They started blaming a culture of hate, instead of the assassin, and that meant collectivizing the guilt to encompass all of Western Civilization. They've been trying to tear it down ever since.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:56 PM (J+mig)
There is a five letter English word. Take away the first letter and you have a new word pronounced the same but meaning something entirely different. Now put the first letter back and take away the second letter and you have a new word pronounced the same but meaning something entirely different. What is the word?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 06:56 PM (Nwg0u)
Pfft. I remember when the Democrat Party was patriotic.
How far back do you have to go for that?
Bearded Spock universe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 06:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2016 06:54 PM (GILMl)
Didn't Adlai Stevenson face down a commie diplomat once? "I'll stand here till Hell freezes over!" or something.
We will always have Truman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 06:57 PM (3ZoRf)
It'll drive up Hillary's negatives, which will hurt her turnout where she already has challenges. Recent polls say that a large number of Bernie supporters won't vote for Hillary. Most of these are young. Wait until they hear the tape about the 12-year old rape victim. Black men who voted for Obama won't get off their ass to vote for the White Witch.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 22, 2016 06:58 PM (r1fLd)
"When I used a word, it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less..."
Posted by: Rapsail at June 22, 2016 06:54 PM
pffft old dead white man.
Rhetoric is an autonomus response now. Automatic. Built into the organism. Push a button, get a preprogrammed response. Like a reflex, no concious thinking required.
Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 06:58 PM (HaiVK)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:58 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 06:56 PM (IqV8l)
I'm fairly certain that this is the Bearded Spock Universe, and we fell into a dimensional rift sometime during the Clinton Administration.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:58 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 22, 2016 06:58 PM (NuElX)
Recent polls say that a large number of Bernie supporters won't vote for Hillary. Most of these are young. Wait until they hear the tape about the 12-year old rape victim.
Where are they going to hear it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 06:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 22, 2016 06:58 PM (NuElX)
Cholera is treatable these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 06:59 PM (3ZoRf)
Pfft. I remember when the Democrat Party was patriotic.
How far back do you have to go for that?
King George III.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 06:59 PM (PjWy4)
Receptive crowd.
He should try it in Detroit.
Posted by: Golfman at June 22, 2016 07:00 PM (48QDY)
--------
Imma gonna go with whelp. Just off the top of my pointy little head.
Posted by: Old Blue at June 22, 2016 07:01 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Raytonium at June 22, 2016 07:01 PM (beB/N)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 06:56 PM (J+mig)
****
Since that event got them LBJ and the Great Society disaster, you would think in hindsight they would have been happy. But noooooo
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 22, 2016 07:01 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 22, 2016 06:54 PM (AHDxb)
Stop when you start turning blue!
Illegals already get better treatment than our Vets!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 07:02 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 22, 2016 07:02 PM (lgNzO)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 22, 2016 07:02 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 22, 2016 07:01 PM (YLidQ)
They will never be truly happy- ever. That is part of the problem.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 07:03 PM (3ZoRf)
Then add in the escalation of the Vietnam War by LBJ based on false pretenses. When college deferments ended shit got real for many special snowflakes of the day.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 22, 2016 07:03 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 22, 2016 07:02 PM (lgNzO)<<<
**ahem** Don't sell me short.
Posted by: Bob Costass at June 22, 2016 07:03 PM (H9MG5)
You folks who actually know about guns, can you tell me if this Angel Colon guy actually looks like he was shot 6 times with a Sig-Sauer "assault" rifle at close range?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyPAFnooj0g
A guy where I work got shot once in the leg, and he's still in a wheelchair 10 year later. The nerves in his leg were permanently damaged.
But this Angel Colon guy is sitting up in bed, chatting affably on day one; no drugged-out, unable-to-speak, "Come back and see me in a few days" sort of thing. Nope. Up and chipper and ready to rake in some $$$ from the fund!
He talks about "shattered leg bones," but they had him up on crutches 24 hours after the shooting.
He talks about getting shot in the hand... but doesn't even have a small Winnie-the-Pooh Band-Aid on his pinkie. Nothing.
He looks like a swindler - a really lousy one. But the news just keeps interviewing him.
Posted by: RKae at June 22, 2016 07:03 PM (BC050)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 07:04 PM (d9qXV)
Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 06:38 PM (oKE6c)
How far back do you have to go for that?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2016 06:54 PM (GILMl)
++++
Andrew Jackson. They hope by taking him ff the $20, they can blot out that unpleasant memory of their past.
Posted by: Jason La Canfora at June 22, 2016 07:04 PM (R+30W)
These kinds of results should lead to his removal at the convention.
If he wants to be the nominee, he must show he will be competitive and can raise tons of money.
Posted by: beegs at June 22, 2016 07:04 PM (cxyn3)
No Turing testing this early, please!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 07:04 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:54 PM (d9qXV)
That can't be good...
Posted by: washrivergal at June 22, 2016 07:05 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 07:05 PM (Nwg0u)
When I was at the ER with my father maybe 10 years ago, I could hear the nurse asking a patient if she needed help with food, shelter, etc., through a translator. I took my father to the ER quite frequently and he was never asked if he had enough money for food, shelter, if he felt safe.
It made me mad. My father was a marine.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 22, 2016 07:05 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 22, 2016 07:01 PM
But it's a good first step.
Posted by: Proggie L. Eftest at June 22, 2016 07:05 PM (HkcOx)
disaster, you would think in hindsight they would have been happy. But
noooooo
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 22, 2016 07:01 PM (YLidQ)"
Yes, but LBJ committed the unforgivable sin of fighting a war against Communists and that is something that the leftist elite establishment of the Democratic Party could never forgive.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 22, 2016 07:05 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 06:17 PM (wYnyS)
You go straight to hell.
Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at June 22, 2016 06:27 PM (sdi6R)
That was awesome.
And I miss them.
Sniff.
Posted by: Moki at June 22, 2016 07:05 PM (ezHMO)
He keeps saying the right thing that advances the narative.
Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 07:05 PM (HaiVK)
Mike Lupica has to be, without question, the most obnoxious leftist liberal cunt sports deusche in the country.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 22, 2016 07:02 PM
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Not to toot my own horn...
Posted by: That's MISTER Olberdouche at June 22, 2016 07:05 PM (XfEYT)
If they can't catch a clue after a shitstorm, then it will be time for them to lay in their beds of their own making.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 22, 2016 07:06 PM (GJnhB)
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Because there are no longer border controls, there is no way to keep the terrorists out.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 07:06 PM (iQIUe)
Paid adds and viral internet. You can find it now with a google search.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 22, 2016 07:07 PM (r1fLd)
These kinds of results should lead to his removal at the convention.
If he wants to be the nominee, he must show he will be competitive and can raise tons of money.
Posted by: beegs at June 22, 2016 07:04 PM (cxyn3)
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.....in June before any kind of polling after his speech today.
Concern status:
[X] Noted
[ ] Other than noted
He will be the nominee or the Rs will be the Whigs.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 22, 2016 07:07 PM (YLidQ)
We are in the hands of despicable
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 07:07 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Kreplach <<<
**ahem** Don't sell me short.
Posted by: Bob Costass
Don't make me get in the bathtub!!!%$#W%!!!
Posted by: Keef Olbermann at June 22, 2016 07:07 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 22, 2016 07:02 PM (lgNzO)<<<
**ahem** Don't sell me short.
Posted by: Bob Costass at June 22, 2016 07:03 PM (H9MG5)
What am I, a potted plant?
Posted by: Keith Olbermann, Cornell grad at June 22, 2016 07:07 PM (MKtIU)
These kinds of results should lead to his removal at the convention.
If he wants to be the nominee, he must show he will be competitive and can raise tons of money.
Posted by: beegs at June 22, 2016 07:04 PM (cxyn3)
What the eff is wrong with people? I feel like we're going to have a repeat of 08, 12. Can't believe Hillary is even a serious contender, let alone almost a shoe-in. I am stumped with people. I don't get them at all. So depressed over this.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 22, 2016 07:07 PM (CFc5L)
I'm being gracious but he could have been lucky. No permanent injuries.
My 78 year old mother had a knee replacement and straight out of the recovery room they had her standing on crutches.
Remember you can't see another persons pain.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 22, 2016 07:08 PM (egOGm)
For bringing controversial speaker Milo Yiannopoulos to campus, the University of California at Irvine (UC Irvine) has suspended the UC Irvine College Republicans.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 07:08 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 22, 2016 07:08 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Leon the Unknown
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It would blow most people's minds to know how often the MSM puts up their employees (low-level tech assistants) to pretend to be "witnesses," so the on-the-spot news idiot can get his mandatory interview.
But it's really getting bad when they put their ringers in there to pretend to be wounded.
I suspect he's just a confidence trickster, and the news loves him, as you say, because he's feeding their propaganda. They don't give a shit that he's a fraud.
Posted by: RKae at June 22, 2016 07:09 PM (BC050)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 07:08 PM (iQIUe)
The progs are perfecting the suppression of free speech before our very eyes!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 07:09 PM (wYnyS)
we're going to have a repeat of 08, 12. Can't believe Hillary is even a
serious contender, let alone almost a shoe-in. I am stumped with
people. I don't get them at all. So depressed over this.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 22, 2016 07:07 PM (CFc5L)
Don't worry. Polling right now doesn't mean a whole lot. There's only one poll that really matters, and that's the one you go to on election day.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 07:10 PM (J+mig)
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My theory: Andy Griffith and Dick Van Dyke are the same person. Matlock = Dr. Mark Sloan. Or at least tbey were built at the same factory.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 07:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 07:08 PM (iQIUe)
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How very inclusive and tolerant of them.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 22, 2016 07:10 PM (YLidQ)
For bringing controversial speaker Milo Yiannopoulos to campus, the University of California at Irvine (UC Irvine) has suspended the UC Irvine College Republicans.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 07:08 PM (iQIUe)
We should be pretty near Utopia now. Just on the brink of it, what with the left getting their way on everything.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 22, 2016 07:10 PM (CFc5L)
When I was at the ER with my father maybe 10 years ago, I could hear the nurse asking a patient if she needed help with food, shelter, etc., through a translator. I took my father to the ER quite frequently and he was never asked if he had enough money for food, shelter, if he felt safe.
It made me mad. My father was a marine.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 22, 2016 07:05 PM (egOGm)
When I had my daughter (21 years ago) my insurance wouldn't pay for 24 hours in the hospital, despite my being a high risk pregnancy (pre eclampsia, had amoebic dysentery during pregnancy, was in a car wreck etc.) Even though I HAD insurance, I couldn't go to a post delivery room, because they were all full of illegal moms, who had no insurance. I was stuck in a recovery room until I was discharged at 6:00 am that morning. So I wasn't in the hospital a full 24 hours.
I returned five days later with a 105 fever, and severe infections, so I guess it evened out, huh.
It hasn't really changed much in the intervening years, has it? And I am so sorry for your dad. Hubby is a marine also. Semper Fi.
Posted by: Moki at June 22, 2016 07:11 PM (ezHMO)
NBC producer, Matt Mowrer called the guy arrested who intended to kill Trump a good guy with a gun.
As usual, he then puts his twitter account on private so you cant complain to twitter.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 07:11 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 07:08 PM (iQIUe)
Welcome to North Korea comrades
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2016 07:11 PM (GILMl)
Posted by: The Unsummittable Hat at June 22, 2016 07:11 PM (vBeA5)
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Because there are no longer border controls, there is no way to keep the terrorists out.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 07:06 PM (iQIUe)
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No problem. Perfect solution:
1. Open borders, let them all in
2. PC culture: no assimilation necessary
3. Disarm everyone for safety
4. Surveillance state to catch the bad thinkers
5. Enjoy!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2016 07:11 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 07:11 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: Aviator at June 22, 2016 07:12 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Sidebar.
For hours.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2016 07:12 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: washrivergal
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And just think: Communism will totally work this time!
Posted by: RKae at June 22, 2016 07:12 PM (BC050)
Don't worry. Polling right now doesn't mean a whole lot. There's only one poll that really matters, and that's the one you go to on election day.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 07:10 PM (J+mig)
I was pretty dern sure Romney had it wrapped up on election day '12. Nothing left to do but pass the cigars, so confident everyone was.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 22, 2016 07:12 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: RKae at June 22, 2016 07:12 PM (BC050)
And if it doesn't well that's what gulags and mass graves are for
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2016 07:13 PM (GILMl)
Surprising that she got this far, but it shows how the Democratic Inner Inner Party works.
She can run but she can't hide. Until now she's gotten away with hiding -- controlled public appearances, no press conferences.
Note that Pagliano just pled the Fifth 125 times. In a few days the transcript will be mad public and we'll see the questions that he wouldn't answer "on grounds that it might incriminate me" [and Hillary]
MSM will try to ignore this, but can Comey?
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 22, 2016 07:13 PM (r1fLd)
I'm sorry you went through that. Preeclampsia is bad. My friend had that and had her daughter 6 weeks early. She's 13 now and perfect.
Right back at you Semper Fi
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 22, 2016 07:14 PM (egOGm)
on election day '12. Nothing left to do but pass the cigars, so
confident everyone was.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 22, 2016 07:12 PM (CFc5L)
What will be will be. Even if evil wins now, it can't win forever. This is still God's world. Don't forget that. We've had spoilers, we know how the story ends.
They might try for the world, but they can't hold it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 07:14 PM (J+mig)
Look, I'm not promising anything...but the first few 5 Year Plans are going dazzle and amaze you.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 22, 2016 07:15 PM (oeOT+)
I think it is time to talk about "Brexit vote" in this nation. As well as appreciae *why* the ancient Athenians exiled folks who brought up an issue again after it had been voted down.
Posted by: Horatius at June 22, 2016 07:15 PM (ORlaL)
And just think: Communism will totally work this time!
Posted by: RKae at June 22, 2016 07:12 PM (BC050)
And if it doesn't well that's what gulags and mass graves are for
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2016 07:13 PM (GILMl)
As usual, the whippings will continue until morale improves.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 07:15 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 07:15 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton
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FUN CAMPS!!!!
Posted by: RKae at June 22, 2016 07:15 PM (BC050)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Sociopaths ignore any and all inconveniences. #hater #Thugglikkkans
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2016 07:15 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Steve and Cold bear at June 22, 2016 07:16 PM (z3vEJ)
Abortion is now the 'Legal Murder of Undocumented People'.....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 22, 2016 07:16 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 07:16 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 07:16 PM (FGkKF)
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So, that prevents them from holding events for the 2016 election.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 07:17 PM (iQIUe)
Asshole.
Posted by: stace, TEXIT at June 22, 2016 07:17 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Queen Hillary at June 22, 2016 07:17 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: RKae
me too !
matt/monty's gal talked too much but i sure did admire her when she took that arrow.
Posted by: concrete girl at June 22, 2016 07:17 PM (ceWrl)
Democratic lawmakers ground the U.S. House to a halt Wednesday, staging a sit-in to demand a vote on gun control legislation.
House Minority Whip Rep. Steny Hoyer, D-Md., suggested that could be a marathon recess.
Do us all a favor and never come back
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2016 07:18 PM (GILMl)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 07:18 PM (d9qXV)
OK, OK. The word is scent, meaning smell, cent meaning penny, and sent meaning delivered.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 07:16 PM (Nwg0u)
Ah. I tried, but couldn't get the "sounds alike" part down. The best I'd come up with was shell/hell/sell. It fit all of the other rules except that.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 07:18 PM (J+mig)
You folks who actually know about guns, can you tell me if this Angel Colon guy actually looks like he was shot 6 times with a Sig-Sauer "assault" rifle at close range?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyPAFnooj0g
A guy where I work got shot once in the leg, and he's still in a wheelchair 10 year later. The nerves in his leg were permanently damaged.
But this Angel Colon guy is sitting up in bed, chatting affably on day one; no drugged-out, unable-to-speak, "Come back and see me in a few days" sort of thing. Nope. Up and chipper and ready to rake in some $$$ from the fund!
He talks about "shattered leg bones," but they had him up on crutches 24 hours after the shooting.
He talks about getting shot in the hand... but doesn't even have a small Winnie-the-Pooh Band-Aid on his pinkie. Nothing.
He looks like a swindler - a really lousy one. But the news just keeps interviewing him.
Posted by: RKae at June 22, 2016 07:03 PM (BC050)
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I'm gonna call bullshit.
If he was shot six times at close range, in various parts of the body, he would not be moving around like that.
Three shots in the legs, the hip, the ass, and the hand.
Where's the bandage on either of his hands? If shot in the ass, how the hell is he sitting?
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 07:18 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 22, 2016 07:13 PM (r1fLd)<<<
I've ignored mohammedan threats that got other people killed.
I'll ignore this, so I don't get killed.
Posted by: FBI Director Comey, what knows all about Ft. Marcy Park at June 22, 2016 07:19 PM (H9MG5)
Right back at you Semper Fi
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 22, 2016 07:14 PM (egOGm)
No worries, my baby went through a lot-which the morons here prayed her through, and she's now in college studying chemistry and microbiology, and getting grants for research from Darpa. So it was all worth it.
I'm just frustrated, like you are, that citizens, and especially veterans, are treated with contempt, while non citizens and illegals are given the white glove treatment.
Posted by: Moki at June 22, 2016 07:19 PM (ezHMO)
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Milo is a traitor to his gender.
Or, more correctly, a traitor to the cause.
and you can continue unpacking the meaning of terms all the way down the rabbit hole. Recursion, until your head explodes. Each new reinterpretation requires more unpacking.
What is Milo's 'gender' anyway? and how does he betray it? And what is the 'cause' that is being betrayed, and how is Milo doing that?
It's very Zen.
Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 07:19 PM (HaiVK)
It depends on a lot of things. It depends what ammunition the shooter was using. Longer, heavier bullets are more stable at long range but have a reduced velocity. During the "Blackhawk Down" battle in Mogadishu, soldiers complained that when they hit the Somalis the bullets would go straight through them without causing incapacitating wounds.
It depends on where the person was hit and what bones or tissues were hit as the bullet passed through him. Some people are just lucky. Others less so. A bullet that just passes through skin and fat doesn't need much more than a bandaid on either side. A bullet that hits a bone or that upsets and turns back for front will do a lot more damage. A bullet that breaks apart inside will leave a number of different wound tracks. A bullet that passes through someone else first or ricochets off the walls of floor will lose a lot of energy and be going a lot slower than a bullet right from the muzzle.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 22, 2016 07:19 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 22, 2016 07:19 PM (MNgU2)
Milo is going to Sweden to lead a Pride march through the Muslim ghetto.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 07:19 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: George LeS at June 22, 2016 07:20 PM (DML1u)
but, does she know any British Slang?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 22, 2016 07:20 PM (oeOT+)
I was pretty dern sure Romney had it wrapped up on election day '12. Nothing left to do but pass the cigars, so confident everyone was.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 22, 2016 07:12 PM (CFc5L)
Remember that one of Obama's first actions in 2009 was to put the Census Bureau under the direct control of the White House. I knew right then and there it was for the purpose of rigging elections. For the last eight years they have been flooding the country with illegals, and I am certain they are carefully seeding them in important electoral districts.
That said, I have always thought that Trump is the only Republican candidate who could potentially win by a landslide. I'm not making any predictions, though.
It will take a landslide, because we are guaranteed to lose close ones, what with all the "found ballots" and whatnot.
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2016 07:20 PM (sdi6R)
Pretty clear Romney will be more upset if Trump wins than Romney was when Romney lost.
Romney was a big wooden robot full of enemy soldiers.
Posted by: Ok at June 22, 2016 07:20 PM (CRXed)
If he was shot six times at close range, in various parts of the body, he would not be moving around like that.
Three shots in the legs, the hip, the ass, and the hand.
Where's the bandage on either of his hands? If shot in the ass, how the hell is he sitting?
Posted by: SMFH
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And my deal is: NO drugs. Man! When I went to pick up my wife after minor ear surgery, she looked and acted like a 60-year-old drugged-out rock-star.
She looked like the last 10 minutes of "Amadeus."
That Angle Colon guy is totally clean, sober and wide awake!
Posted by: RKae at June 22, 2016 07:21 PM (BC050)
The twitter feed is pretty funny in the thread title.
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 07:21 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 22, 2016 07:21 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2016 07:22 PM (kTF2Z)
UC Irvine has a lot of rich muslim kids
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2016 07:23 PM (lKyWE)
"Something like 80% of guns used in Chicago crimes were purchased out if state."
Typical prog libtard does not know the difference between "purchased" and "stolen".
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 22, 2016 07:23 PM (P/kVC)
I'm glad your baby is well too. It sounds like you had a rough go of it like my friend.
It upsets me too how our military and citizens are treated.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 22, 2016 07:23 PM (egOGm)
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Ah, a throwback.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 07:23 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2016 07:23 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: Sean La Canfora at June 22, 2016 07:23 PM (Tyii7)
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Does that mean that all her bills will be covered by British Health Services?
Posted by: RKae at June 22, 2016 07:23 PM (BC050)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2016 07:23 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 22, 2016 07:13 PM (r1fLd)
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Try? LOL.
What's Comey going to do? It's not as if he can indict and prosecute anyone himself.
And no, he's not going to go rogue. It wouldn't do any good since Obama has the power. He could have videotapes of Hillary selling the Grand Canyon to China and it wouldn't matter. The fix is in.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 07:24 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 07:25 PM (d9qXV)
And what is the "scientific" theory for this? That she had a past life?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2016 07:25 PM (rmw+9)
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Right. The hood rats fly out to Montana for their 9s.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 07:25 PM (Nwg0u)
UC Irvine College Republicans are banned from hosting large events until 2017 after hosting @Nero in early June.
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So, that prevents them from holding events for the 2016 election.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 07:17 PM (iQIUe)"
Perhaps the UC Irvine College Republicans should en masse join the ski club, the chess club, the geology club and the French club and issue invitations to a variety of double plus ungood thought criminals.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 22, 2016 07:25 PM (QHgTq)
matt/monty's gal talked too much but i sure did admire her when she took that arrow.
Another euphemism for sex?
You crazy kids and your words!
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 07:26 PM (FGkKF)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 07:26 PM (d9qXV)
I disagree, I've had 10 major surgeries and if you didn't know me you wouldn't be able to tell I was medicated. I was on IV Dilauded the last surgery every 4 hours for 10 days. I sounded coherent.
It depends on the person. I remember everything too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 22, 2016 07:26 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 07:25 PM (d9qXV)
I'd love to hear what the Marines that served under him have to say about his time as a Marine. I get the feeling that it wouldn't be very flattering.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 07:26 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Colin at June 22, 2016 07:27 PM (3skdc)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 07:27 PM (d9qXV)
Huh? Even if the incredibly arcane and over-done and tedious real estate analogy worked, which it doesn't ...... it entirely misses the point. Many GOP voters (and many others with a bit of sense) are desperate, for good reason, and they've been driven to extreme measures (T-Rump). The GOP has almost no credibility with serious people. This puts us in a novel situation, given the two-party system.
Cruz didn't get it done in terms of capturing this justified wave, for whatever reason(s). T-Rump did, more or less.
Only sane thing to do is make the best of it. And the disaster of the passive, nearly useless GOP as a whole remains, with or without You Know Who.
Weasel hair was not even a blip on the radar when the Senate GOP scrambled, pre-emptively, to come up with options to "save" Obamacare, when it was feared that SCOTUS would actually find tossing out statutory construction too outrageous even for today's lawless chaos, and would rule in favor of the states' lawsuit. (Of course Roberts added to his "legacy" of absurd arbitrary legislative mark-up passing as judicial review, and found for the guvamint)
You Know Who played no role in the 2015/16 appropriations kabuki, when the GOP explicitly drew a gigantic red line in blood over appropriations to implement illegal de facto amnesty EOs - and then folded, silently two months later. Others can chime in but I am unaware of such an outlandish, indefensible performance in modern times by any congressional majority.
T-Rump's a reaction. It's not about him. It's about the wreckage all around us.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2016 07:27 PM (QDnY+)
If only she could be the American citizen version of Margaret Thatcher.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2016 07:27 PM (rmw+9)
And michelle obama has made sure a whole generation of school children hate her guts.
UC Irvine can depend on those young people to not give them money ten years from now.
At this point the only people who where college is a good fit are black athletes and SJWs.
All the successful people will probably drop out. College is for losers.
Posted by: Ok at June 22, 2016 07:27 PM (CRXed)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 07:28 PM (d9qXV)
Perhaps the UC Irvine College Republicans should en masse join the ski club, the chess club, the geology club and the French club and issue invitations to a variety of double plus ungood thought criminals.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole
That or just show up at the venues with security and dare the admin to break it up.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2016 07:28 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2016 07:28 PM (0mRoj)
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And, suddenly, she's way better at telling jokes!
Posted by: RKae at June 22, 2016 07:28 PM (BC050)
Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2016 07:29 PM (BO/km)
I remember the Census takeover by the White House. Bad, bad omen of things to come. No opposition to this either, if I recall correctly, not even the required meager sniveling.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 22, 2016 07:29 PM (CFc5L)
So TV talking heads are held to a higher standard on Truthiness than Democratic Presidential candidates.
I wonder if Rachel will bring it up tonight.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 22, 2016 07:29 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Josephistan at June 22, 2016 07:30 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 22, 2016 07:19 PM
And suddenly she had bad teeth
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 07:30 PM (d9qXV)
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And, suddenly, she's way better at telling jokes!
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But her teeth have gone to hell.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 07:30 PM (Nwg0u)
I brought up tossed salad and you could have heard a pin drop.
Posted by: Brian Williams at June 22, 2016 07:31 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 22, 2016 07:31 PM (9iR5/)
Women have taints. Men have chodes. It has always been this way.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 22, 2016 07:31 PM (GJnhB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 07:31 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 07:32 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 22, 2016 07:19 PM
She's had a craving for fish n'chips since
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 07:32 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: Sexit at June 22, 2016 07:32 PM (BO/km)
Typical prog libtard does not know the difference between "purchased" and "stolen".
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Actually, that first statement is most likely correct at some level. Some "X%" of guns in Chicago...from out of state.
Because, you see, every gun was once purchased somewhere, and then some time after that it was stolen and transported to Chicago. Which is why this whole gun control argument exists. The master administrators of Chicago can't keep guns out of their city because it is just too easy to transport guns across state lines
Thus the necessity of making it impossible for anyone not of the prefered class, to purchase a firearm. If citizens don't have guns, there will be fewer guns to be stolen. Problem solved, if you ignore international borders.
Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 07:33 PM (HaiVK)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 07:33 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 07:33 PM (d9qXV)
Posted by: Skip
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Damn! I was just typing that!
Posted by: RKae at June 22, 2016 07:34 PM (BC050)
Posted by: zombie nixon at June 22, 2016 07:34 PM (PLnZs)
Unfortunately, her teeth look like shit.
Posted by: Aviator at June 22, 2016 07:35 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: bawney fwank at June 22, 2016 07:35 PM (PLnZs)
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Dick Tracy has been shot in the shoulder 734 times and it never hurt him any.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 07:36 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 22, 2016 07:36 PM (CFc5L)
Spoken like a two-year-old sitting on the floor of the House of Reps.
Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2016 07:37 PM (yddCj)
Guess all six shots just barely grazed him.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 07:32 PM (rlfds)"
Or the bullets might have passed through several other people before they hit him with the power of a .22 short.
Here's a thought: I wonder what the chances are of getting infected with HIV that way.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 22, 2016 07:37 PM (QHgTq)
Keep it up, Skip! Whether your typo or an autocorrect oddity "same thought at ghey same time" was rather funny.
Speaking of gays. Milo says Hillary has lost 65% of gay vote since Orlando
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2016 07:37 PM (rmw+9)
Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 07:39 PM (HaiVK)
Posted by: F.N.G at June 22, 2016 07:41 PM (kiSdp)
And no, he's not going to go rogue. It wouldn't do any good since Obama has the power. He could have videotapes of Hillary selling the Grand Canyon to China and it wouldn't matter. The fix is in."
You don't know, nor do I, how this will play out, which is itself an astonishing state of affairs.
Hillary is about to have her cup of coffee with Comey, if she hasn't already.
Pagliano just pled the Fifth 125 times in the Judicial Watch FOIA action, with Huma and Cheryl coming up. Can Huma and Cheryl get through a deposition without pleading the Fifth or perjuring themselves in a way that Comey will know?
After this, I can't see Comey not making a criminal referral. I'd bet it has RICO counts. This should happen soon.
Leaks have been happening until know. If there aren't any about Comey's taking action, Trump will pound on it. More likely, it will leak.
Either way, even without an indictment, everyone will know she's guilty.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 22, 2016 07:42 PM (r1fLd)
"Something like 80% of guns used in Chicago crimes were purchased out if state."
Typical prog libtard does not know the difference between "purchased" and "stolen".
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Actually, that first statement is most likely correct at some level. Some "X%" of guns in Chicago...from out of state.
Because, you see, every gun was once purchased somewhere, and then
some time after that it was stolen and transported to Chicago. Which is
why this whole gun control argument exists. The master administrators of
Chicago can't keep guns out of their city because it is just too easy to transport guns across state lines
Thus the necessity of making it impossible for anyone not of
the prefered class, to purchase a firearm. If citizens don't have guns,
there will be fewer guns to be stolen. Problem solved, if you ignore
international borders.
Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 07:33 PM (HaiVK)"
Go to youtube and type "home made guns" into the search window in order to disabuse yourself of the notion that all guns were purchased somewhere.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 22, 2016 07:44 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 07:53 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2016 08:02 PM (hyuyC)
-What the hell SUV is that?
I am calling the M3 Lee Tank an SUV. Your military buzzwords don't apply to me.
Posted by: Glen at June 22, 2016 08:24 PM (U2dMs)
https://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/thanks-to-apples-influence-youre-not-getting-a-rifle-emoji
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/new-emojis
Posted by: TriggerWarning at June 22, 2016 10:00 PM (DncGp)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 22, 2016 10:20 PM (IdCqF)
A: This is a rifle. I use it to hunt and for self-defense.
L:
Posted by: Rick67 at June 22, 2016 10:44 PM (TY0yB)
L: ... I call that a machine gun. A machine of mass slaughter. It is hereby banned.
A: Wait, what? It's not a machine gun. You can't ban a rifle just because you call it a buzzword.
L: I can and I will. Buzzword power, activate!
Posted by: Rick67 at June 22, 2016 10:47 PM (TY0yB)
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