Lawsuit Against the Department of Education May Finally End the "Dear Colleague" Mandated Kangaroo Courts

Rather than suing his school for denying him due process in its crooked kangaroo court, he's suing Obama's DoE for forcing schools to adopt no-procedural-safeguards rules, threatening to withhold federal funding unless they started railroading male students.

Posted by: Ace at 03:37 PM

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1 This sounds Rapey.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 22, 2016 03:38 PM (Mxs5H)

2 Everybody on their heads!!

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2016 03:38 PM (8ikIW)

3 I'll call the corgis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 03:39 PM (1ZOkK)

4 America's Red Guards hardest hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2016 03:39 PM (8ZskC)

5 Railroading? I like trains. Choo Choo!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 22, 2016 03:40 PM (ucB75)

6 But but but, I have this MATTRESS!!!

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at June 22, 2016 03:40 PM (8ZskC)

7 Federal Court: No standing
Supreme Court: 50/50 split, no decision

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 22, 2016 03:41 PM (39g3+)

8 A day late for Rapey Tuesday, good sir.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 22, 2016 03:41 PM (MKtIU)

9 MSM Headline: Woman-hating Rape Apologists Trying to Force DOE to roll back regulations and endanger students

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 03:41 PM (KUaJL)

10 OT: The Trump Awakens

"Huma, Trump has said awful things about me."
"Yes, but..."
"Terrible, awful, scandalous, unforgivable things!"
"Yes, but..."
"His speech was covered by the Media! My Media! How dare they!"
"Yes, butt..."
"But what? There can be no buts about this!"
"But it was all true. Your actions were justified as always, my darling, but it was all true."
"Truth is not important! Get me Snuffycuddlepuss! He'll have to put a stop to this."

Meanwhile, in the back country of Ohio, a luxurious RV sits parked at a rest area, the throne on its roof empty, the loudspeakers still vibrating from the speech that had been given. Members of the press back away, white faced in horror, knowing that the retribution for their covering the speech will be swift and without mercy. Behind a dumpster an Ewok with dark glasses and a white cane rifles the pockets of a hobo.

Inside the RV a large man with completely normal sized hands speaks to several aides.
"The pivot has begun, and it will be yuge and magnificent."
"But sir, there are still rumblings of a delegate revolt in Cleveland. That needs to be quelled. The NeverTrump Alliance refuses to surrender themselves."
"They are a stubborn bunch, like an old lady with her crappy house," says another aide.
"The pivot will not be complete," Trump states, "until balance is brought to the Party. Fear will bring them into line."
"Fear? They do not fear you sir - what will bring them fear?"
"You'll see," Trump states as the Golden Scalp Weasel hisses under the dark hood of his robes.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 22, 2016 03:41 PM (hLRSq)

11 'bout damn time.

'though Preznit Nickelfucker won't be moved by the plebes in the courts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 03:42 PM (SEFXb)

12 Serfs have no standing in the face of The Lord Your God Government.

*gavel, gavel, gavel, gavel*

DISMISSED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

Posted by: Guy in a black dress at June 22, 2016 03:42 PM (p2X2f)

13 Damn, what am I going to do with all this patchouli and weed from the last thread?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 03:43 PM (1ZOkK)

14 Mwa-ha-ha! My evil plan is nearly complete!

Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 22, 2016 03:43 PM (SEFXb)

15 Under a new interpretation of Title IX

When a law/regulation can be re-interpreted is it really a 'law' or is it one man's opinion? Or a committee's opinion"

In our opinion, the amendment actually says. . .

Posted by: Joshua at June 22, 2016 03:43 PM (q3wv5)

16 Tie me kangaroo court down sport.

Posted by: guy filing lawsuit at June 22, 2016 03:43 PM (H9MG5)

17 >>>10 OT: The Trump Awakens

"Huma, Trump has said awful things about me."
"Yes, but..."
"Terrible, awful, scandalous, unforgivable things!"
"Yes, but..."
"His speech was covered by the Media! My Media! How dare they!"
"Yes, butt..."
"But what? There can be no buts about this!"
"But it was all true. Your actions were justified as always, my darling, but it was all true."
"Truth is not important! Get me Snuffycuddlepuss! He'll have to put a stop to this."

Meanwhile, in the back country of Ohio, a luxurious RV sits parked at a rest area, the throne on its roof empty, the loudspeakers still vibrating from the speech that had been given. Members of the press back away, white faced in horror, knowing that the retribution for their covering the speech will be swift and without mercy. Behind a dumpster an Ewok with dark glasses and a white cane rifles the pockets of a hobo.

Inside the RV a large man with completely normal sized hands speaks to several aides.
"The pivot has begun, and it will be yuge and magnificent."
"But sir, there are still rumblings of a delegate revolt in Cleveland. That needs to be quelled. The NeverTrump Alliance refuses to surrender themselves."
"They are a stubborn bunch, like an old lady with her crappy house," says another aide.
"The pivot will not be complete," Trump states, "until balance is brought to the Party. Fear will bring them into line."
"Fear? They do not fear you sir - what will bring them fear?"
"You'll see," Trump states as the Golden Scalp Weasel hisses under the dark hood of his robes.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 22, 2016 03:41 PM (hLRSq)

________________

This bears repeating

Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 22, 2016 03:43 PM (10hEu)

18 This suit will go nowhere. Just like every legal action and investigation against this regime has gone.

People need to start understanding that they can't sue a tyranny.

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 03:43 PM (Fmupd)

19 About time.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2016 03:44 PM (v0YLX)

20 It'll go all the way up and then H's court will put it back where it was.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 22, 2016 03:44 PM (U6f54)

21 If you don't want to go to kangaroo court, just skip it.

Posted by: Roy at June 22, 2016 03:44 PM (VndSC)

22
What news from Mattress Girl? Still "packin'", as they say?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2016 03:45 PM (M4YGJ)

23 When a law/regulation can be re-interpreted is it really a 'law' or is it one man's opinion? Or a committee's opinion"

In our opinion, the amendment actually says. . .
Posted by: Joshua at June 22, 2016 03:43 PM (q3wv5)

You know, when SCOTUS "reinterpreted" Obamacare to mean what the DHHS wanted it to mean instead of what was plainly written.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 03:45 PM (KUaJL)

24 A kangaroo and a fake rape victim walk into a bar...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2016 03:46 PM (8ZskC)

25 Rather than suing his school for denying him due process in its crooked kangaroo court, he's suing Obama's DoE for forcing schools to adopt no-procedural-safeguards rules, threatening to withhold federal funding unless they started railroading male students.

Sounds like a Title IX rap to me.

And will continue to do so, until the gender disparity in expulsions, etc. is eliminated. There must be equal numbers of female students getting rung up to avoid this obvious differential enforcement.

We shall overcome!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 03:46 PM (oKE6c)

26 Jesus, Mikey.

This isn't a Trump thread and it's not past 100.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2016 03:46 PM (1xUj/)

27 21 If you don't want to go to kangaroo court, just skip it.
Posted by: Roy at June 22, 2016 03:44 PM (VndSC)

Let's not jump to conclusions. (Sorry.)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 03:47 PM (oKE6c)

28 IIRC there has already been one lawsuit against a college who expelled a student based on an accusation in which he not only didn't get to present his side of the story but they wouldn't even tell him the accuser.

The student won hands down and the judge severely admonished the college. But this has not stopped the other colleges. I had not heard this was by order of the Obamanites but it doesn't surprise me. In any case it is a clearly illegal order and the colleges should have refused and sued Obama themselves.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 22, 2016 03:47 PM (mpXpK)

29 Equality before the law.

What happened to it?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 22, 2016 03:47 PM (kKHcp)

30 If you don't want to go to kangaroo court, just skip it.
Posted by: Roy at June 22, 2016 03:44 PM (VndSC)

Let's not jump to conclusions. (Sorry.)

Hop on down.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 03:48 PM (mkW7v)

31 Equality before the law.

Good one.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 03:48 PM (oKE6c)

32 Well, if you're going to go, go big. Kill the queen, not the drone ants.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 22, 2016 03:48 PM (gmjUl)

33 Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2016 03:46 PM (1xUj/)

Hey, inspiration comes along and I have to respond.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 22, 2016 03:48 PM (hLRSq)

34 18 People need to start understanding that they can't sue a tyranny.

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 03:43 PM (Fmupd)

Obama has lost nearly every suit against him that has been made.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 22, 2016 03:48 PM (mpXpK)

35 It IS! Wanna buy a toothbrush??

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 22, 2016 03:49 PM (evdj2)

36
The Red Guard People's Court, for the people, by the people. . .against the people.

Posted by: Joshua at June 22, 2016 03:49 PM (q3wv5)

37 This young 11 year old boy is my new hero.

He told his 20 year old Karate instructor in a text message reply saying "I don't care" basically to go duck herself while pounding sand.

He told his parents who told authorities about the child rapist who sent him 15 texts of nude pictures and messages that she wants to have sex with him and invited him to her 21st birthday party where she planned on raping him/having sex with him because they could have privacy and be alone.

The young man is my new hero as of right now.

Posted by: The Red Pill News at June 22, 2016 03:49 PM (GJnhB)

38 Tie me kangaroo down, court;
Tie me kangaroo down....

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 22, 2016 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

39

Hate to break this, but these expensive mind control camps will simply change the words they use to describe it, there is no stopping.

Once a thug shitbag gets a taste of power, there is no way they will relinquish it, none at all.

There are so many thug shitbags in colleges today, getting paid big bucks driving flashy cars and living large.

They are psychopaths, literally.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at June 22, 2016 03:50 PM (sItQg)

40 Equality before the law.

What happened to it?

Posted by: OneEyedJack

INSUFFICIENT
OPPORTUNITY
FOR
GRAFT

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2016 03:50 PM (p2X2f)

41 The universities are just streamlining the process. Declaring the accused guilty without any process, due or undue, or hearing from the accused, saves so much time.

It's a big advance over Roland Freisler's method.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 03:50 PM (oKE6c)

42 If Jugears loses every suit against him that's been made, he needs to stop the community organizing and get to closet organizing.

Posted by: zombie Dorothy Parker at June 22, 2016 03:50 PM (11H2y)

43 Equality before the law.

What happened to it?

#NoStanding

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 03:51 PM (mkW7v)

44 When did the Democratic party fully decide that the rule of law and due process were their real enemies?

Oh yeah. Once they got in power.

Posted by: Jollyroger...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 03:51 PM (t06LC)

45 Courts have to pull back from the brink or be replaced with rubber stamps (Venezuela). Problem for Judges is they will be the first ones cut. The EBT card failures indicate that could happen next week. Watch Judges Claim law won't allow their budgets to be cut. Unpaid Sheriffs gonna worry about unpaid Judges? Ha Ha Obama jokes Judges.

Posted by: Ok at June 22, 2016 03:51 PM (rnH8X)

46 Which takes longer and produces no enforceable result?:
1 The court system under the rule of Obama the I

2. GOPe Congressional Committees in charge of Failure Theatre for (insert specific subject)

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 22, 2016 03:51 PM (iHtNO)

47

Obama has lost nearly every suit against him that has been made.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 22, 2016 03:48 PM (mpXpK)

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Has it changed anything about the way they "govern"? Have they obeyed any of those court rulings?

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 03:52 PM (Fmupd)

48 44 When did the Democratic party fully decide that the rule of law and due process were their real enemies?
Oh yeah. Once they got in power.
Posted by: Jollyroger...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 03:51 PM (t06LC)

Nah. Once they realized that they were impediments to getting their way every time.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 03:52 PM (oKE6c)

49 People need to start understanding that they can't sue a tranny either.

Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at June 22, 2016 03:52 PM (ucB75)

50 42
If Jugears loses every suit against him that's been made, he needs to
stop the community organizing and get to closet organizing.

Posted by: zombie Dorothy Parker at June 22, 2016 03:50 PM (11H2y)

He hasn't lost all of them. Although he lost in the lower courts Dred Pirate Roberts sold us out on Obamacare and he won that one.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 22, 2016 03:52 PM (mpXpK)

51
Don't sue the school, which might settle.

Instead sue the Federal Government, which has unconstrained resources and infinite time, over an almost 50 year old law which is as "settled" as settled gets, for a departmental rule making standard that has also been signed off on by the courts, with questionable standing to sue the Feds anyway.

And since he got his degree, difficult to show the loss to be adjudicated.

Good plan.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 03:53 PM (kdS6q)

52 courtesy of Iowahawk, here is the new Justice Department Islamic terrorism policy.

http://tinyurl.com/jyetpjo

Posted by: MTF at June 22, 2016 03:53 PM (/m8T6)

53 This bears repeating

-
R of repeating bears . . . .

http://tinyurl.com/zmg3nqn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 03:53 PM (Nwg0u)

54 We will make you care!

Posted by: DoJ at June 22, 2016 03:54 PM (9mTYi)

55 Let's play Devils Advocate.

The guy is actually a rapist. He is a criminal. He raped at least one woman.

What was his punishment?
Was he locked up to keep him from victimizing more women?
NO

Was he put in treatment to curb his rapey tendencies?
NO

He was released anonymously to go forth and attack more women in the world beyond the safe haven of Rapey Rapey University where 20% of the females are raped.

That will teach him!

But they will let the rapist back on campus in two years, so he can rape some more co-eds just like he already has.

That is an adequate punishment for RAPE?

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2016 03:54 PM (v0YLX)

56 Best way to stop this shit: make university administrators personally liable for infringing a student's Constitutional rights to due process and confronting his accuser.

A few $100,000+ judgments against the responsible administrators personally would stop this shit in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 03:54 PM (oKE6c)

57 >>People need to start understanding that they can't Sue a tranny either...unless they identify as Sue.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 03:54 PM (oeOT+)

58 It was more or less a rhetorical question.

I know where we are, and what our institutions have become.
Much like the Acropolis in Greece, or the Coliseum in Rome, they look grand from a distance, but in reality they're just hollowed out ruins.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 22, 2016 03:54 PM (kKHcp)

59 This would override the recent transgender "guidelines" sent to public schools, too, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 03:54 PM (NOIQH)

60 Living in a college town, I think the whole Title XXIIQwerty needs re-interpreted. What a joke..

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 03:55 PM (Fol9S)

61 >>That is an adequate punishment for RAPE?

What more do we need than love and compassion?
If it's good for terrorism, it's good for rape!!

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at June 22, 2016 03:56 PM (NOIQH)

62 Posted by: rd at June 22, 2016 03:54 PM (v0YLX)

For my sins I served as a dean, and was asked what my policy was re drugs and other criminal offenses.

"My policy? I don't have a policy, and if I did, it would be irrelevant. Criminal offenses are a matter for the district attorney. Ask him what his policy is."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 03:56 PM (oKE6c)

63 I'm really most bitter that we lost out NCAA hockey team. It's a hockey club now.. bullshit.

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 03:56 PM (Fol9S)

64 The schools are threatened and bullied into it. The real force pushing this IS the DoJ.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 03:56 PM (SEFXb)

65 What I like best about the new re interpretation of Title IX and gender discrimination is that boys can play on the girls team.

Posted by: Joshua at June 22, 2016 03:57 PM (q3wv5)

66 courtesy of Iowahawk, here is the new Justice Department Islamic terrorism policy.

http://tinyurl.com/jyetpjo
Posted by: MTF
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I am terribly disappointed that they didn't do "I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2016 03:57 PM (9mTYi)

67
People need to start understanding that they can't sue a tyranny.

That's what I keep telling them.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 22, 2016 03:57 PM (IqV8l)

68 Me likey.

I doubt it will work, because eff you, plebs... but I like it.

Posted by: shillelagh at June 22, 2016 03:57 PM (L3vVL)

69 Best way to stop this shit: make university administrators personally liable for infringing a student's Constitutional rights to due process and confronting his accuser.

A few $100,000+ judgments against the responsible administrators personally would stop this shit in a heartbeat.

Personally. Not position with the school backstopping it.
Personally, out of pocket.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 03:57 PM (mkW7v)

70 Personally. Not position with the school backstopping it.

Personally, out of pocket.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 03:57 PM (mkW7v)
__________
Exactly. Aren't police officers personally liable for civil rights offenses if they acted out of departmental policy?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 03:59 PM (oKE6c)

71 The schools are threatened and bullied into it. The real force pushing this IS the DoJ.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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The schools do not exist in a vacuum. It is the inaction of legislatures (state & Fed) to arrest the PC Leviathon that has allowed this circumstance to evolve.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2016 03:59 PM (9mTYi)

72 Didn't Rubio sign on for one of the railroading bills? Marco is the classic neocon SJW RINO GOPe cuckservative. Oh that felt good.

Posted by: bjk at June 22, 2016 03:59 PM (x2rNW)

73 Well this is darned curious. I just got an email from the US Office of Special Counsel asking me if I attended the 2014 Lincoln-Reagan dinner hosted by my county's GOP office, how much I paid for tickets, and whom I paid for the tickets as part of an investigation into possible violations of the Hatch Act. (I didn't go, by the way.)

Here's the thing - I live in a heavily Democrat county. I wonder how many times the OSC has investigated Hatch Act violations among Democrats, of which I'm sure there are plenty?

Posted by: biancaneve at June 22, 2016 03:59 PM (3fayT)

74 @37 Hell, when I was 11, all I could think about was sex. It would be another two years before I finally got to go all the way. Haven't seen a pic of the karate instructor but if she's even somewhat pretty, my parents would have never found out about this.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 22, 2016 03:59 PM (jKUeC)

75 Marco Rubio isn't going to like this make student fighting against his predetermined status as a rapist.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 04:00 PM (Iq4E8)

76 What I like best about the new re interpretation of Title IX and gender discrimination is that boys can play on the girls team.

Love it. Equality.

Hey diddle diddle,
Right down the fucking middle!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 04:00 PM (mkW7v)

77 71 The schools are threatened and bullied into it. The real force pushing this IS the DoJ.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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The schools do not exist in a vacuum. It is the inaction of legislatures (state Fed) to arrest the PC Leviathon that has allowed this circumstance to evolve.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2016 03:59 PM (9mTYi)

I think the universities and the DoJ/DoEd work hand in glove.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 04:00 PM (oKE6c)

78 So, went to Whataburger for lunch. Ugly women?trans?cross dresser? Something was working the drive thru.....
Interesting times...interesting times.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 22, 2016 04:01 PM (xVgrA)

79 I love how Brian Williams has become the global standard for lying. "She's even worse than Brian Williams!" BW must hate to get up in the morning.

Posted by: bjk at June 22, 2016 04:01 PM (x2rNW)

80 >>But they will let the rapist back on campus in two years, so he can rape some more co-eds just like he already has.

That is an adequate punishment for RAPE?

Well, that assumes this is really about rape.

It's really more about intimidating all male students by harassing a select few and making female students scared of sex to the point that they want to run to an authority when they have drunken and/or regret sex. This is an whole feminist activism cottage industry - what would they do if not hold slut walks and hold endless discussions about consent?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 04:01 PM (NOIQH)

81 Exactly. Aren't police officers personally liable for civil rights offenses if they acted out of departmental policy?

Yes, I believe so.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 04:02 PM (mkW7v)

82 >>>>Don't sue the school, which might settle.

Instead sue the Federal
Government, which has unconstrained resources and infinite time, over
an almost 50 year old law which is as "settled" as settled gets, for a
departmental rule making standard that has also been signed off on by
the courts, with questionable standing to sue the Feds anyway.

And since he got his degree, difficult to show the loss to be adjudicated.

Good plan.
.
.
.
.Not really, he was barred from Campus for life. Can't go to alumni meetings or attend sporting events held there. For some people that is a tremendous loss.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 22, 2016 04:02 PM (iONHu)

83 This is an whole feminist activism cottage industry -
what would they do if not hold slut walks and hold endless discussions
about consent?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 04:01 PM (NOIQH)
_______________
The feminists would do the same thing Hillary and Huma do, of course.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 04:03 PM (oKE6c)

84 It's really more about intimidating all male
students by harassing a select few and making female students scared of
sex to the point that they want to run to an authority when they have
drunken and/or regret sex. This is an whole feminist activism cottage
industry - what would they do if not hold slut walks and hold endless
discussions about consent?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 04:01 PM (NOIQH)

Nailed it. Nothing they do is ever about what they claim it's about. It's always about the ability to punish, harass, and control those they disapprove of.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 04:03 PM (HalrA)

85
For my sins I served as a dean, and was asked what my policy was re drugs and other criminal offenses.

"My policy? I don't have a policy, and if I did, it would be irrelevant. Criminal offenses are a matter for the district attorney. Ask him what his policy is."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 03:56 PM (oKE6c)

^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^

Criminal acts deserve criminal punishments.

More importantly, they deserve due process and a preservation of civil rights.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2016 04:03 PM (v0YLX)

86 Not really, he was barred from Campus for life. Can't go to alumni meetings or attend sporting events held there. For some people that is a tremendous loss.

Bet he still gets fundraising requests.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 04:03 PM (mkW7v)

87 This suit will go nowhere. Just like every legal action and investigation against this regime has gone.

People need to start understanding that they can't sue a tyranny.

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 03:43 PM (Fmupd)

It took them a while, but they've pretty much achieved the totalitarian absolutist government their black hearts craved since Marx wrote his treatise!

All that remains is "reinterpreting" the 2A, and thousands of loyal progressive lawyers are busy working on that while we sleep!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 04:03 PM (wYnyS)

88 Umm...o/t, but...
Is it just me, or does that big gal standing behind AG Lynch during her briefing look an awful lot like Chris Christie in a dress???

Posted by: antisocialist at June 22, 2016 04:04 PM (9n14Y)

89 Criminal acts deserve criminal punishments.

More importantly, they deserve due process and a preservation of civil rights.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2016 04:03 PM (v0YLX)

You hit the nail on the head. Campus administrators are not police, they are not qualified to investigate crimes, and allowing them to conduct kangaroo courts violates the right to trial by jury.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 22, 2016 04:05 PM (HalrA)

90
Not really, he was barred from Campus for life. Can't go to alumni meetings or attend sporting events held there. For some people that is a tremendous loss.

On the plus side, he can answer the avaricious requests for alumni donations by telling them to go fook themselves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2016 04:05 PM (M4YGJ)

91 #WarOnMen
#WarOnHeterosexuality

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 04:05 PM (NOIQH)

92
We're now in ~~day 3~~ hour 3 of our sit-in.

Though our bodies are weak with hunger and thirst, we will persist. The struggle for... whatever we are struggling for, is more important than our meager lives. If martyrdom is the price, then history will record that it was well-paid.

I'm too weak to write any more, and my bladder is about to explode. This may be my last entry...

Posted by: My Strike Diary, John Lewis at June 22, 2016 04:05 PM (9mTYi)

93
Next number up here at the DMV is mine!

Yay!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2016 04:06 PM (M4YGJ)

94 Criminal acts deserve criminal punishments.

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Yeah? Well then who's going to teach the classes?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 04:06 PM (Nwg0u)

95 Not attending alumni meetings is a tremendous loss? I've never attended any of the alumni meetings of the Vinyl Siding Institute since I graduated in 2009 into the worst vinyl siding market ever. It's marred my job prospects ever since to the point where I post anonymous comments on blogs all day, until I get banned and then find other blogs to spam.

Posted by: bjk at June 22, 2016 04:07 PM (x2rNW)

96 More importantly, they deserve due process and a preservation of civil rights.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2016 04:03 PM (v0YLX)

No, no, no!

How are we supposed to punish our enemies and reward our friends while hampered with due process and preserving their civil rights, or worse yet actually reading the actual language of that ancient Constitution paper thingie.

Posted by: Caliph Barky al-Obozo I at June 22, 2016 04:07 PM (wYnyS)

97 On the plus side, he can answer the avaricious requests for alumni donations by telling them to go fook themselves.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Hell, I cut off UNC decades ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2016 04:07 PM (9mTYi)

98 Kangaroo court?

Well, the first thing we do, let's koala the lawyers!

Posted by: Shakespeare Down Under at June 22, 2016 04:07 PM (mvenn)

99 Well done! However, I think he should still sue the school on general principles. Hostile work environment, etc.

Rape is a very serious, very ugly crime, and rapists should be prosecuted in a court of law. Not some whacked out campus procedure with wifty rules, lack of due process, lack of subpoena power, and lack of forensic evidence collection & analysis.

Posted by: Jill v2 at June 22, 2016 04:08 PM (8048L)

100 47 Has it changed anything about the way they "govern"? Have they obeyed any of those court rulings?

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 03:52 PM (Fmupd)

In a few cases no, they ignored the court order. When the plaintiffs went back to the judge they brought the DOJ lawyers back in and ate their asses and gave them 30 days to comply or else.

In one recent case the judge ordered the lawyers to attend an ethics class. But after a couple of weeks he rescinded that order.

The EPA has been the most egregious violator of court orders.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 22, 2016 04:08 PM (mpXpK)

101 I figured this would go on, till supper anyway but how are you seeing this Ace?

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 04:08 PM (d9qXV)

102 Kangaroo court?

Well, the first thing we do, let's koala the lawyers!

That's a dingo-y idea!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 04:08 PM (mkW7v)

103 The EPA has been the most egregious violator of court orders.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
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CO2 poisoning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2016 04:09 PM (9mTYi)

104 I'm too weak to write any more, and my bladder is about to explode. This may be my last entry...
Posted by: My Strike Diary, John Lewis at June 22, 2016 04:05 PM (9mTYi)

Perhaps you'd be interested in our complete line of pre-lubricated catheters...?

Posted by: Liberty Medical at June 22, 2016 04:09 PM (9n14Y)

105 So, went to Whataburger for lunch. Ugly women?trans?cross dresser? Something was working the drive thru.....
Interesting times...interesting times.
Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 22, 2016 04:01 PM (xVgrA)

The manager was smart. HE or SHE won't be sued for discrimination by hiding a controversial figure in the back. If you haters tank the business, so what? He gets fired for mismanagement or the place may even close. His penalty? The manager walks down the street to the next burger joint and gets a job there.

Incentives matter people.
Incentives Matter!

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2016 04:09 PM (v0YLX)

106 Because she filed a rape complaint, that is considered the probable Cause needed to escape Federal Titles 1983 and 1985, which deal with and backed by case law the deprivation of rights.

This is from my research the past few years dealing with Family Law and the state and non state actors and agents.

The report was sworn under oath and not anonymous so that is enough for the Probable cause standard to hold kangaroo courts which allows the deprivation of rights.

But I do see the line of attack on Due Process they are using. Due Process as a few major wins in the deprivation of rights area.

Good for them, if my off the cuff memeory of research serves me right.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty falling deeper into the Abyss at June 22, 2016 04:10 PM (GJnhB)

107 Even in a kangaroo court a wise Latina is the better judge, lifetime of living as a Latina of course.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 04:10 PM (d9qXV)

108 The EPA has been the most egregious violator of court orders.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

The immigration people give them a run for their money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 04:10 PM (Nwg0u)

109
Can't go to alumni meetings or attend sporting events held there. For some people that is a tremendous loss.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

"If your Honor will stop laughing, the counsel for the plaintiff would like to continue."

"Your Honor...."

"Hey -- cut it out!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 04:11 PM (kdS6q)

110 Don't lie about Docter Martin Lutter King !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 22, 2016 04:11 PM (NuElX)

111 Posted by: Liberty Medical at June 22, 2016 04:09 PM (9n14Y)
______________________________________

That's comedy gold right there..

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 04:11 PM (Fol9S)

112 104 I'm too weak to write any more, and my bladder is about to explode. This may be my last entry...
Posted by: My Strike Diary, John Lewis at June 22, 2016 04:05 PM (9mTYi)

Perhaps you'd be interested in our complete line of pre-lubricated catheters...?
Posted by: Liberty Medical at June 22, 2016 04:09 PM (9n14Y)

With beveled edges??

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 04:11 PM (mkW7v)

113 Bet he still gets fundraising requests.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 04:03 PM (mkW7v)
I would bet my life on that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 04:11 PM (oKE6c)

114 pre-lubricated catheters...?
Posted by: Liberty Medical
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PRE-LUBRICATED CAT EATERS?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 22, 2016 04:11 PM (9mTYi)

115 71
The schools are threatened and bullied into it. The real force pushing this IS the DoJ.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

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The schools do not exist in a vacuum. It is the inaction of
legislatures (state Fed) to arrest the PC Leviathon that has
allowed this circumstance to evolve.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2016 03:59 PM (9mTYi)

Remember that almost every major college in the country is a den of liberal assholes. They may cry crocodile tears over this crap but they sure haven't tried to fight it.
I have seen where students have fought it but not a single college.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 22, 2016 04:12 PM (mpXpK)

116 I'd sue the school, too...hell, I'd sue everydamnbody.

Posted by: BignJames at June 22, 2016 04:13 PM (9RGU3)

117 Criminal acts deserve criminal punishments.

More importantly, they deserve due process and a preservation of civil rights.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2016 04:03 PM (v0YLX)

A normal person would think that. But when you are a warped being with hatred for half of the population you want to move much faster and with more certainty than the normal criminal system can allow.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 22, 2016 04:13 PM (hLRSq)

118 72
Didn't Rubio sign on for one of the railroading bills? Marco is the
classic neocon SJW RINO GOPe cuckservative. Oh that felt good.

Posted by: bjk at June 22, 2016 03:59 PM (x2rNW)

All of this shit is coming from the corrupt Obamanites.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 22, 2016 04:13 PM (mpXpK)

119 PRE-LUBRICATED CAT EATERS?

I've eaten a few things I wouldn't normally eat but a few shots of whiskey one never knows.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 04:15 PM (d9qXV)

120 >>>Can't go to alumni meetings or attend sporting events held there. For some people that is a tremendous loss.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

"If your Honor will stop laughing, the counsel for the plaintiff would like to continue."

"Your Honor...."

"Hey -- cut it out!"
.
.
.
.Tell that to a UK Basketball alumni fan.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 22, 2016 04:15 PM (iONHu)

121 The more lawsuits against the commies the better.
Sue the schools, sue the DoE, sue the DoJ.
Do not go gentle.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 04:15 PM (T/5A0)

122 121 The more lawsuits against the commies the better.
Sue the schools, sue the DoE, sue the DoJ.
Do not go gentle.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 04:15 PM (T/5A0)

Lawfare is a bitch. See "karma."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 04:17 PM (oKE6c)

123 Who would have thought that the Final Battle would come down to the Fifth and Fourteenth Amendments?

Everyone is alway up in arms that the Totalitarian Left (but I repeat myself) are aggressively trying to dismantle the Second Amendment, and the parts of the First Amendment they don't like (e.g. Freedom of Speech), and and sometimes even the Ninth Amendment (limiting government power to only specified areas). But the Fifth and Fourteenth Amendments, guaranteeing Due Process to all citizens? I mean, gee, that wasn't even up for debate. It was the left who for decades ranted about Due Process when they felt that Jim Crow laws in the South denied Due Process to black defendants, Now, all of a sudeen, Due Process is some evil impediment to the final ultimate power grab -- the ability to arbitrarily put people on "lists" and then restrict civil rights for people on these "lists"; or to set up an entirely extra-legal court system to convict and punish people outside the framework of the Constitution.

The Left probes and probes for any chink in the armor of freedom provided by the Constitution. Each and every Amendment protects us from possible Total Enslavement by the state. It's incredible how foresightful the founders were, to envision every way the Left would try to impose totalitarianism, and stave it of with a specifically phrased basic statement of rights.

We fight them on every assault, but this one could be The Hill to Die On. For if we let the Left create an extra-Constitutional (and thus unconstitutional) legal system, then they can do an end-around run and remove any and all legal protections for anyone. The concept of Due Process turns out to the the keystone that holds all the other aspects of the Constitution in place!

Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2016 04:19 PM (jBuUi)

124 Its too bad there can't be criminal penalties against the DoJ stooges who engaged in a campaign to systematically deprive people of their constitutional rights.

Posted by: Iblis at June 22, 2016 04:19 PM (9221z)

125
Vinyl Siding Institute

Oh, man, the football games between the VSI Wallbangers and the Tinmen of Aluminum Siding Tech were brutal! Good times!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2016 04:20 PM (M4YGJ)

126 stave it of = stave it off

Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2016 04:20 PM (jBuUi)

127 124
Its too bad there can't be criminal penalties against the DoJ stooges
who engaged in a campaign to systematically deprive people of their
constitutional rights.

Posted by: Iblis at June 22, 2016 04:19 PM (9221z)

There are when Republicans do it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 22, 2016 04:21 PM (mpXpK)

128 PRE-LUBRICATED CAT EATERS?

I've eaten a few things I wouldn't normally eat but a few shots of whiskey one never knows.

That's what she said!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 04:22 PM (mkW7v)

129 >>>Kangaroo court?

Well, the first thing we do, let's koala the lawyers!

That's a dingo-y idea!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 04:08 PM (mkW7v)<<<

Hopefully the kangaroo courts will be didgeridoomed.

Posted by: comedy from Down Punder at June 22, 2016 04:23 PM (H9MG5)

130
And the money paying for the lawyers:

FIRE* chose to sponsor the lawsuit by former UVA law student John Doe because his verdict was determined by the preponderance-of-evidence standard mandated by OCR

*wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundation_for_Individual_Rights_in_Education

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 04:23 PM (kdS6q)

131 We must wombat the kangaroo courts on the beaches, and wombat them in the skies!

Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2016 04:24 PM (jBuUi)

132 We should see the results of this federal lawsuit soon, say

2025.

Then the appeals begin.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2016 04:25 PM (gyKtp)

133 If you don't like kangaroo court, just skip it.
Posted by: Roy at June 22, 2016 03:44 PM

You don't hang with Judge Bean.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2016 04:26 PM (HkcOx)

134 And FYI, for all those who believe that Mr. Cruz is stalwart conservative anti-establishment, he just voted to allow the FBI to have access to your browser history and some other meta data without a warrant.

Along with some other stalwart conservatives anti establishment Senators such as the Senate Majority Leader Mr. Mitch "The Turdle" McConnell et al.

The vote just barely went against them. 4 Senators didn't vote.

Glad to see he's looking out for our privacy rights and so forth.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 22, 2016 04:26 PM (ECJ+C)

135 >>Then the appeals begin. Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2016 04:25 PM (gyKtp)

And when they do, the pawl holding this particular gear in place is gonna fracture, eventually, and then we're another ratchet forward on the path to The Greater Good.

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2016 04:27 PM (Bdeb0)

136 132 We should see the results of this federal lawsuit soon, say

2025.

Then the appeals begin.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2016 04:25 PM (gyKtp)

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By then Chelsea or Moochelle will be president.

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 04:27 PM (Fmupd)

137 I know it was two threads ago but I was repairing Sheetrock . WTF are those Dems doing? They look like petulant little children. Does the Left ever get embarrassed? Holy crap that's pitiful.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 22, 2016 04:28 PM (MNgU2)

138 And FYI, for all those who believe that Mr. Cruz is stalwart conservative anti-establishment, he just voted to allow the FBI to have access to your browser history and some other meta data without a warrant.

But, but, but, Mr. Super Conservative!!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 04:28 PM (mkW7v)

139 137 They have no shame,they know the media will protect them.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2016 04:28 PM (B48dK)

140 know it was two threads ago but I was repairing Sheetrock . WTF are those Dems doing? They look like petulant little children.

Does the Left ever get embarrassed? Holy crap that's pitiful.

No. Never.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 04:29 PM (mkW7v)

141 The IT guy for Killery invoked the 5th 125 times in his depo.
That seems like a lot.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 22, 2016 04:29 PM (6IPEM)

142 >>But, but, but, Mr. Super Conservative!! Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 04:28 PM (mkW7v)

I feel a great disturbance in The Farce--as though a thousand mouths suddenly started laughing.

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2016 04:30 PM (Bdeb0)

143 The IT guy for Killery invoked the 5th 125 times in his depo.
That seems like a lot.

Once is one too many. Fuck due process. Hang his ass!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 04:30 PM (mkW7v)

144 There was a Dear Abby letter in today's paper from the mother of a female college student. Her daughter complained of being sexually harassed and groped by a large, imposing lesbian, who had also groped other girls in her dorm.

Oh, what to do what to do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 04:30 PM (1ZOkK)

145 No more marsupial machinations for mewling mattress myth makers!

Yes, I stole part from JJ.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2016 04:30 PM (kTF2Z)

146 I'm actually getting excited about the brexit vote.

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 04:31 PM (Fmupd)

147 This is why I refuse to be embarrassed by anything Trump says.I say we brazen it out like the left does.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2016 04:31 PM (B48dK)

148 bull dyke star chambers hardest hit

Posted by: x at June 22, 2016 04:31 PM (nFwvY)

149
Good news, Carrie!:

New York is now the first city in the country to introduce free tampons at public schools, homeless shelters and prisons. Two pieces of legislation guaranteeing access to menstrual hygiene products passed unanimously in City Council yesterday, requiring the city to install dispensers to provide relief to women across the city.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 04:31 PM (kdS6q)

150 >>...requiring the city to install dispensers to provide relief to women across the city.

Requiring the city to provide relief to a nation of Julias who are not fit to take care of their own basic needs without Uncle Sugar.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 04:33 PM (NOIQH)

151 They bloody well did it, didn't they?

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 04:34 PM (Fmupd)

152 "Justice" from these campus star chambers is a croc, mate.

Posted by: Mick Dundee at June 22, 2016 04:34 PM (H9MG5)

153 LUBRICATED CAT EATERS?
Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 22, 2016 04:11 PM

You are a cunning linguist, Sir.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2016 04:34 PM (HkcOx)

154 For if we let the Left create an extra-Constitutional (and thus unconstitutional) legal system,

You mean like sharia?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 04:34 PM (oKE6c)

155
Good news Xveryone!:

The New Yrok City Council approved a bill on Tuesday requiring that all
single-stall bathrooms in New York City become gender-neutral. The
Council voted 47-2 on the measure, which Mayor Bill de Blasio is
expected to sign.

Under the law, which takes effect on Jan. 1,
establishments will be required to remove signs designating bathrooms by
gender. Council member Daniel Dromm said that the new law is meant to
recognize transgender people, especially after the Orlando shooting at a
gay night club.

So, guess peeing in the sink is OK now.

Not that that was stopping us from doing it before....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 04:35 PM (kdS6q)

156 I saw Bulldyke Star Chamber open for Indigo Girls at Lilith Faire...

Actually, I didn't. That was a complete lie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2016 04:35 PM (p2X2f)

157 *ragetwitches on floor*

DELEGATION DOCTRINE MOTHERFUCKERS START SPEAKING IT!!!

*ragetwitches more*

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 22, 2016 04:35 PM (mf5HN)

158 Kangaroo court, now there's a strange phrase. Where does it come from? Australia? Lots of hot Aussie babes out there! Nicole Kidman had too much plastic surgery. Not good!

Posted by: D. Trump hangin' at the 'Q at June 22, 2016 04:36 PM (2WoCi)

159 Two pieces of legislation guaranteeing access to menstrual hygiene
products passed unanimously in City Council yesterday, requiring the
city to install dispensers to provide relief to women across the city. >>>

How will they control hoarding that you know the FSA will do?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 22, 2016 04:36 PM (Mxs5H)

160 dear small town hookers, getting tricked out of your panties is not rape.

Posted by: x at June 22, 2016 04:36 PM (nFwvY)

161 Hopefully the kangaroo courts will be didgeridoomed.

Posted by: comedy from Down Punder at June 22, 2016 04:23 PM (H9MG5)
I think the whole idea could boomerang on the Left.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2016 04:36 PM (oKE6c)

162 143 >> The IT guy for Killery invoked the 5th 125 times in his depo.

That seems like a lot.

Actually, I quoted the entire testimony several days ago, using ace's time machine (without permission, natch). Without quoting myself exactly, it was something like

"My name is Brian Pagliano, and no matter what other ?s you ask me, I plead the 5th."

Pretty close, no?

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2016 04:37 PM (gyKtp)

163 130
And the money paying for the lawyers:

FIRE* chose to sponsor the lawsuit by former UVA law student John Doe because his verdict was determined by the preponderance-of-evidence standard mandated by OCR

*wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundation_for_Individual_Rights_in_Education
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 04:23 PM (kdS6q)
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FIRE is at the vanguard of protecting rights on campuses. Instead of contributing to our alma maters, we contribute to FIRE.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 04:38 PM (T/5A0)

164 I went away from them for a while, they still at it? My guess is by 6 o'clock they will pack it up.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 04:38 PM (d9qXV)

165 I'm actually getting excited about the brexit vote.

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 04:31 PM (Fmupd)

The Bureaucratic Class will not surrender power.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 04:39 PM (PjWy4)

166
"My name is Brian Pagliano, and no matter what other ?s you ask me, I plead the 5th."

Pretty close, no?
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2016 04:37 PM (gyKtp)

Actually, that's what you have to do. If you say anything other than that, it's a waiver of the claim and bam all the other claims are out the window.

At least unless you're, you know. Lois Lerner and where oh where oh where oh where is my eye heroin.

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 22, 2016 04:40 PM (mf5HN)

167 And South Korea has an entry to try and toppled Japan as the WTF Capital...

http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/eva-sex-doll/

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2016 04:40 PM (d1otI)

168 >>>> Pretty close, no?
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2016 04:37 PM
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Yes, indeed. Well played.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 22, 2016 04:41 PM (6IPEM)

169 Rory Mcilroy isn't going to the Olympics due to Zika virus

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 04:41 PM (d9qXV)

170 How can they break it up (and not look sillier yet?)
Start a list?

1. They get their way
2. They state they've made their point and adjourn.
3. One by one they excuse themselves to the bathroom and not return?

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 04:41 PM (Fol9S)

171 >>Actually, that's what you have to do. If you say
anything other than that, it's a waiver of the claim and bam all the
other claims are out the window. Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 22, 2016 04:40 PM (mf5HN)

Hence Mark Fuhrman's star-turn on the witness stand...

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2016 04:41 PM (Bdeb0)

172 We were a sovereign state who voluntarily joined a union.
Where is our Directive 50 procedure?

Posted by: Texas at June 22, 2016 04:42 PM (xX/AT)

173 Looks like the olympics is going to be a bust.

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 04:43 PM (Fmupd)

174 Now the House of Representatives is in Spanish, well it's a jump but is going to happen sooner or later.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 04:43 PM (d9qXV)

175
I would comment on this but I don't have a wordsmith prepared poll tested statement given to me yet.

Posted by: Hillary the Corrupt at June 22, 2016 04:43 PM (ODxAs)

176 Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2016 04:19 PM (jBuUi)

That was good stuff, thanks

Posted by: random lurker at June 22, 2016 04:44 PM (+tRIN)

177 Harry Reid was good for getting out votes on legislation, Ryan not so much.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 04:45 PM (d9qXV)

178 >>>and where oh where oh where oh where is my eye heroin.

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 22, 2016 04:40 PM (mf5HN)<<<

**notices bottle marked "eye heroin" sitting on counter**
Oh, crap. I've been giving Ace the wrong stuff.

Posted by: Ace's ophthalmologist at June 22, 2016 04:45 PM (H9MG5)

179 So don't they have to have tampon dispensers in both M and F bathrooms? Because someone who identifies as a man, and therefore IS a man according to the Party, might menstruate.

Oh wait. They're setting up unisex bathrooms now.
I must admit that simplifies a lot.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 04:45 PM (T/5A0)

180 >>>> I'm actually getting excited about the brexit vote.
Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 04:31 PM
-----
I'm excited for you. This feels earily like Romney losing on Election Night to me. As bad as things seem here, they seem way ahead of us on Bad over there. At least they gave us Milo.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 22, 2016 04:46 PM (6IPEM)

181 This kitten just texted me she sent a box of zika mosquitos to the Senate chamber:

http://tinyurl.com/hsdj45d

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 04:46 PM (1ZOkK)

182
Harry Reid was good for getting out votes on legislation,>>>

Everyone feared his exercise bands of death.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 22, 2016 04:46 PM (Mxs5H)

183 >>Looks like the olympics is going to be a bust.

Nah.

It's Rio. Land of Big Ass and Itty Bitties.

And Zika.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 04:47 PM (oeOT+)

184 Ace just needs some eye candy to get better.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 04:48 PM (d9qXV)

185 And Kidnappings.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 04:48 PM (oeOT+)

186 >>Ace just needs some eye candy to get better.

One of my finest.

Posted by: Zombie Lee Morgan at June 22, 2016 04:49 PM (oeOT+)

187 185
And Kidnappings.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 04:48 PM (oeOT+)

Brain-eating amoebas in the water, rape, robbery...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 04:49 PM (1ZOkK)

188 Don't think any of this will be gracing any AoS art threads anytime soon

http://www.ufunk.net/en/artistes/lu-cong/

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2016 04:49 PM (d1otI)

189 And defecating in public.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 22, 2016 04:49 PM (6IPEM)

190 >>>I'm excited for you. This feels earily like Romney
losing on Election Night to me. As bad as things seem here, they seem
way ahead of us on Bad over there. At least they gave us Milo.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 22, 2016 04:46 PM (6IPEM)<<<

I'll be waiting on all of the Ohio results to come in before we know if the Brexit succeeded.

Posted by: Karl Rove and his white board at June 22, 2016 04:49 PM (H9MG5)

191 Info -- In NYC, tampons and sanitary napkins are now free for the taking.

Prediction -- There is a huge increase in 'tampons for sale, cheap' postings on ebay.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2016 04:50 PM (gyKtp)

192 Brazil also shoots animals apparently, sic transit a jaguar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2016 04:50 PM (d1otI)

193 How can they break it up (and not look sillier yet?)
Start a list?

"Someone" has a medical emergency and out of concern for their colleague they all decided to leave to ensure that they got medical treatment.

Posted by: Cheri at June 22, 2016 04:50 PM (oiNtH)

194
183 >>Looks like the olympics is going to be a bust.

Nah.

It's Rio. Land of Big Ass and Itty Bitties.

And Zika.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 04:47 PM (oeOT+)

Well, that was a close shave.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2016 04:50 PM (dJec7)

195 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at June 22, 2016 04:51 PM (GwIKd)

196 >>Looks like the olympics is going to be a bust.

Or epic train wreck - especially if countries take advantage of the gender fluid nonsense.

*rubs hands together and laugh maniacally at the thought of Iran, Russia, and China sending only genetically male athletes to game the system*

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 04:51 PM (NOIQH)

197 This thread has been Muldooned.

That's right. He's been immortalized by means of enverbification.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2016 04:52 PM (v5iqM)

198
And Kidnappings.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 04:48 PM (oeOT+)

Brain-eating amoebas in the water, rape, robbery...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 04:49 PM (1ZOkK)

Don't forget the Candiru in the water.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2016 04:52 PM (dJec7)

199 >>Well, that was a close shave.

Skimming the pubes off the top of a vat of recycled crotch wax is considered a white collar job in Rio.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 04:53 PM (oeOT+)

200 Let loose the snark

Posted by: Yo! at June 22, 2016 04:53 PM (GwIKd)

201 The world has changed, the 2nd Amendment isn't needed, give free pressure cookers to every Muslim.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 04:53 PM (d9qXV)

202 >>How can they break it up (and not look sillier yet?)

Start a list?

Claim some evil Republican threatened to turn out the lights/lock the doors on them. Gotta be the victims, always and forever.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 04:53 PM (NOIQH)

203

Nah.

It's Rio. Land of Big Ass and Itty Bitties.

And Zika.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 04:47 PM (oeOT+)

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I do want to see the opening ceremony. I imagine it to be in grand carnival style....with lots of nekkid girls. Could be interesting.

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 04:53 PM (Fmupd)

204 Two pieces of legislation guaranteeing access to menstrual hygiene
products passed unanimously in City Council yesterday, requiring the
city to install dispensers to provide relief to women across the city.
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Public toilet paper dispensers, located in every ally, park, and EPA hallway. Al Roker gets a belt holster. It's only fair.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 22, 2016 04:54 PM (9mTYi)

205 Love the kitty Jane! She/he has that devil may care smile

Posted by: Cheri at June 22, 2016 04:54 PM (oiNtH)

206
City Council member Julissa Ferreras-Copeland said, "Providing menstrual hygiene products privately, immediately and for free is also about sending a body-positive message by not perpetuating shame and humiliation, and acknowledging that womens bodies deserve some dignity during their periods."

Fine, fine.

Now get back in our town Maiden Hut until your Moon Curse has passed.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 04:55 PM (kdS6q)

207 >>I imagine it to be in grand carnival style....with lots of nekkid girls. Could be interesting.

There will be insane amounts of Ass.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 04:55 PM (oeOT+)

208 If I was Ryan I'd take this a a challenge, no Break? Go for it.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 04:56 PM (d9qXV)

209

Rio always looks like a disaster and then they somehow manage to pull it out

see World Cup of soccer

stadiums not ready weeks before the games, then presto, done

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 04:56 PM (zOTsN)

210 I do want to see the opening ceremony. I imagine it to be in grand
carnival style....with lots of nekkid girls. Could be interesting.>>>

Burkas will be mandatory out of respect to the Muslim competitors and fear. But mostly Fear

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 22, 2016 04:56 PM (Mxs5H)

211 >>"Providing menstrual hygiene products privately, immediately and for free is also about sending a body-positive message by not perpetuating shame and humiliation, and acknowledging that womens bodies deserve some dignity during their periods."

Moss Covered Rocks Hardest Hit.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 04:56 PM (oeOT+)

212 Please to remember that the left doesn't believe any of the crap they profess. All is done for the aggregation of power. Because we weren't nice to the little shitheads in elementary school they just want revenge.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 22, 2016 04:56 PM (xX/AT)

213

Zika is only a problem if you are pregnant or looking to get pregnant in the next year

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 04:57 PM (zOTsN)

214 >>"Providing menstrual hygiene products privately, immediately and for
free is also about sending a body-positive message by not perpetuating
shame and humiliation, and acknowledging that womens bodies deserve some
dignity during their periods."

What is this Menstrual Shame I keep hearing about?
Why is it the city/state/federal government's job to make a citizen to feel good about her body?
When did we decide tampons = dignity?

Such a stupid time to be alive. Embarrassed to be a woman with crap like that.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 04:57 PM (NOIQH)

215 I do want to see the opening ceremony. I imagine it to be in grand carnival style....with lots of nekkid girls. Could be interesting.
Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 04:53 PM (Fmupd)

I just wish Rio had gotten the Game of the Thirtieth Olympiad.

You know.

Rio. The XXX Olympics.

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 22, 2016 04:58 PM (mf5HN)

216 154 For if we let the Left create an extra-Constitutional (and thus unconstitutional) legal system,

You mean like sharia?
Posted by: Jay Guevara

EXACTLY like Sharia.

The kangaroo courts of the Left are identical in spirit and purpose to Sharia courts. The goal is to establish a legal system not beholden to the Constitution.

See https://pjmedia.com/zombie/2010/12/29/the-five-best-arguments-against-sharia-in-the-united-states/

The Five Best Arguments Against Sharia in the United States

Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2016 04:58 PM (jBuUi)

217 Zika is only a problem if you are pregnant or looking to get pregnant in the next year
Posted by: ThunderB
--------------

Or, looking to impregnate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2016 04:58 PM (9mTYi)

218 providing feminine products for free is patronizing

are women too poor or too dumb to attend to their basic bodily functions?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 04:59 PM (zOTsN)

219 This topic is one that hits quite close to home for me, but perhaps not for the reasons you might think.

My last job in law enforcement (ended in 2001, so it's been awhile) was working for a private university in Texas; Texas law allows public and private universities to hire and retain police officers. While this never occurred to me on my shift, I had heard from my colleagues that of a number of alleged rapes has occurred. The university's unfailing response was to send the victim (usually a female) to talk with a counselor on-campus and to administrative deal with the perpetrator administratively. I asked within the department, why this wasn't being pursued through our department as a criminal matter and was told, essentially, that's the way the University wants to handle it.

Needless to say, I was flabbergasted. To me, in Texas, sexual assault is/was a crime and the University had no business interfering with what should have been a criminal investigation. Anything else is a cover-up and willful interference with a criminal investigation. But the head of the campus police was quite "go along to get along" and he didn't want to rock the boat . . . or his retirement money.

My impression at the time was that the University interfered so it didn't catch a bad rap for having a "rapey" campus culture, 'cause that's bad for business. Nowadays, I think we have an overabundance of SJWs in charge of faculties and campus administrations nationwide. And boy do they love getting the rush of power that these Title IX kangaroo courts give them.

Still, this treating sexual assault like a simple "administrative matter" should have the DoJ and state AGs going crazy, and civil lawyers salivating. Disappointing to see that we're not seeing more pushback against universities on this whole matter.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at June 22, 2016 04:59 PM (4SznG)

220 >>When did we decide tampons = dignity?

TobytheBeagle seems to like finding them in the trash.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 04:59 PM (oeOT+)

221 @37 Hell, when I was 11, all I could think about was sex. It would be another two years before I finally got to go all the way. Haven't seen a pic of the karate instructor but if she's even somewhat pretty, my parents would have never found out about this.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 22, 2016 03:59 PM (jKUeC)

Onset of puberty happens at different ages for different people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2016 05:00 PM (GSdpU)

222 I want my damn government-supplied catheter and pee bag.

Posted by: John Lewis at June 22, 2016 05:00 PM (9mTYi)

223
According to a New York Magazine report on the scheme, dispensers will come with a timer mechanism so people cannot just press the lever again and again and empty out all the supplies.

Ohhhhhhh -- you're no fun anymore!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 05:00 PM (kdS6q)

224 The Bureaucratic Class will not surrender power.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 04:39 PM (PjWy4)

This^

The idea that you can leave is just a side show.

Posted by: Max Power at June 22, 2016 05:00 PM (q177U)

225 224 You can vote out any time you like,but you can never leave.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2016 05:03 PM (B48dK)

226 158 Kangaroo court, now there's a strange phrase. Where does it come from?
See: Morant, Breaker
See Also: "Breaker Morant", 1980.
Seriously, see "Breaker Morant."
It's a great movie.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2016 05:03 PM (SeD0w)

227 "Providing menstrual hygiene products privately, immediately and for free is also about sending a body-positive message by not perpetuating shame and humiliation, and acknowledging that women's bodies deserve some dignity during their periods."
--------------------
Why privately? Are they perpetuating shaaaame?!?
Why not provide them publicly, to riotous applause?

And knock down those stupid partitions between toilets.
Those don't send a body-positive message at all.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 05:04 PM (T/5A0)

228
We got our asses kicked last night by Argentina 0 - 4.

Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 05:04 PM (iQIUe)

229 Pic of the karate instructor who wanted to rape the 11-year-old-boy:

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/police-karate-teacher-solicited-sex-from-11-year-old-boy

She looks sleazy and diseased. He was smart not to get and STD on his first encounter.

If you're gonna bang a 20-year-old karate instructor, you might as well get a foxy one, and not this gutter tramp.

Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2016 05:04 PM (jBuUi)

230 The next big thing in NYC. Recycled tampons. All women must put their used tampons and pads in the red container and leave it on the curb for pickup.

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 05:04 PM (Fmupd)

231 >>>>According to a New York Magazine report on the scheme, dispensers will come with a timer mechanism so people cannot just press the lever again and again and empty out all the supplies.
------
But you can just wait until the timer runs out and press the lever again. I guess they didn't think of that.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 22, 2016 05:05 PM (6IPEM)

232 >>According to a New York Magazine report on the scheme, dispensers will
come with a timer mechanism so people cannot just press the lever again
and again and empty out all the supplies.

Hey, a new opportunity for vendors to wine and dine (bribe) some middle-management bureaucrat!! A new line item on the budget that can be used funny business!! Another opportunity for the people who stock the machines to lose a case or two of tampons a week that end up on the black market.

Body-positivity and dignity, may ass.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 05:05 PM (NOIQH)

233 >>All women must put their used tampons and pads in the red container and leave it on the curb for pickup.

Hobo Tea, anyone?

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 05:05 PM (oeOT+)

234
Free the Tampons founder Nancy Kramer believes feminine hygiene products are an equality issue. "Men walk into their restroom and they have everything in it that they need to take care of their normal bodily functions. Women dont," she says.

Everything? So, guys are getting free magazines to read while they're in there?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 05:06 PM (kdS6q)

235 228
We got our asses kicked last night by Argentina 0 - 4.

Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 05:04 PM (iQIUe)

-----------------

It's pussyball. Who gives a shit.

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 05:07 PM (Fmupd)

236
She looks sleazy and diseased. He was smart not to get and STD on his first encounter.

Eh, nobody looks good in a mugshot, but a 20-year-old chasing an 11-year-old is a big red flag for crayzee.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 05:07 PM (PjWy4)

237 Everything? So, guys are getting free magazines to read while they're in there?

We also have beer, chips, dip, and pole dancers.

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2016 05:07 PM (8ikIW)

238

where did this idea come from that everything we NEED must be FREE and provided by SOMEONE ELSE

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 05:08 PM (zOTsN)

239
224 The Bureaucratic Class will not surrender power.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 04:39 PM (PjWy4)

This^

The idea that you can leave is just a side show.
Posted by: Max Power at June 22, 2016 05:00 PM (q177U)

I'd say that's the reason to go after the government first. Destroy the "dear colleague" letter and then cuts out the schools' claim to just be following the guidelines when they keep it up. Would probably make it easier to go after the university when they keep this shit up.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 05:08 PM (Iq4E8)

240 >>> dispensers will come with a timer mechanism so people cannot just press
the lever again and again and empty out all the supplies.

Busy restroom
First lady pulls the lever on the plug - o - matic.
By chance alone, the second lady comes in, also with the menses and has to wait?
That's convenient.

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 05:08 PM (Fol9S)

241 If you're gonna bang a 20-year-old karate instructor, you might as well get a foxy one, and not this gutter tramp.

Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2016 05:04 PM (jBuUi)

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 22, 2016 05:08 PM (pqygA)

242

if you NEED it go get it YOURSELF

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 05:08 PM (zOTsN)

243 Two pieces of legislation guaranteeing access to menstrual hygiene
products passed unanimously in City Council yesterday, requiring the
city to install dispensers to provide relief to women across the city. >>>

How will they control hoarding that you know the FSA will do?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 22, 2016 04:36 PM (Mxs5H)

Will they install them in mens' rooms, too, because, you know, fairness for F>M trannies?

I sense a great opportunity for mischief here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2016 05:09 PM (GSdpU)

244 its not up to the WORLD to supply YOUR needs

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 05:09 PM (zOTsN)

245 Oh yeah, mens rooms also have free rubbers.
We just use them for water balloon fights

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2016 05:09 PM (8ikIW)

246
The new tampon policy is expected to cost the city $4.2 million in the first year when dispensers have to be installed, and $2.4 million in future years.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 05:10 PM (kdS6q)

247 Does that mean that the ladies can carry a smaller purse? Or maybe just a wallet?
No more 10 minute search for car keys

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2016 05:10 PM (8ikIW)

248 Deep down inside that kid's Dad is proud.

and a little worried.

But, mostly proud.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 05:11 PM (oeOT+)

249 219----Posted by: Shinjinrui at June 22, 2016 04:59 PM (4SznG)
--------------------
Good comment ---insight from actual experience!
The administrative procedures can just as easily be used to cover up real crimes as to railroad the innocent.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 05:11 PM (T/5A0)

250

I know I want to get my Tampons from the sae dispenser touched by a female hobo

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 05:11 PM (zOTsN)

251 Bob's your aunt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 05:11 PM (IqV8l)

252
Will they install them in mens' rooms, too, because, you know, fairness...
I sense a great opportunity for mischief here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

"Hey guys, look! I'm a saber-tooth tiger! Grrrowwwwl!"

"Haw haw haw!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 05:12 PM (kdS6q)

253 They should put Tampon Dispensers on ever street corner in Chicago, too. Be handy for plugging up those gun shot wounds.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 05:12 PM (oeOT+)

254 246 What about the union tampon dispenser fillers?

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2016 05:12 PM (B48dK)

255 dispensers will come with a timer mechanism so people cannot just press the lever again and again and empty out all the supplies

LOL. This is NYC. They'll just take the entire dispenser.

Posted by: db at June 22, 2016 05:12 PM (pqygA)

256 This election is all about the Supreme Court.

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 05:13 PM (qUNWi)

257 Free Ear Rings!

Posted by: Melissa Harris Perry at June 22, 2016 05:13 PM (oeOT+)

258 I'd hit it.
Posted by: Bill Clinton
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You drag a hunnert dollah bill through a dojo, who knows whut you're gonna Catch.

Posted by: Jame Carville at June 22, 2016 05:13 PM (9mTYi)

259

I thought there were no MENS rooms or LADIES rooms

there are only UNISEX rooms

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 05:13 PM (zOTsN)

260 MY EYES!!! AAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 22, 2016 05:14 PM (fKoK2)

261 Apparently, a lot of feminist womyn have shame issues over their vajayjays.

Not that that's *crayzee* or anything. Nor is demanding we cater to their little maladjustments.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 05:14 PM (PjWy4)

262 Oh yeah, mens rooms also have free rubbers.

Since when? Every one I've ever seen required four or six quarters.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 05:14 PM (mkW7v)

263 Everyone gets a Moon Pad!

Posted by: Oprah Winfrey at June 22, 2016 05:15 PM (oeOT+)

264 Bob's your aunt.

No he's my Uncle

::slap::

No he's my aunt

::slap::

No he's my sister

::slap::

No he's my brother

::slap::

He's my abuela ALRIGHT!!!!

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 05:15 PM (qUNWi)

265 247 Does that mean that the ladies can carry a smaller purse? Or maybe just a wallet?
No more 10 minute search for car keys
Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2016 05:10 PM (8ikIW)
----------------------
Oh, please.
Like we carry tiny purses 3 weeks out of the month?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 05:15 PM (T/5A0)

266 >>Will they install them in mens' rooms, too, because, you know, fairness...
I sense a great opportunity for mischief here.

There are actually LGBTQ activists and feminists who think mentioning that a male-to-female transgender doesn't menstruate is hateful and out of bounds. They also expect gender neutral pronouns when discussing abortion because it not inclusive to not account for these transgenders when discussing pregnancy.

The world has gone mad. Well, at least half of it has.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 05:15 PM (NOIQH)

267 Since when? Every one I've ever seen required four or six quarters.

Sorry. This was sarcasm

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2016 05:16 PM (8ikIW)

268 It is a PROVEN MEDICAL FACT that if a man does not ejaculate on a regular basis, he increases his chances of developing PROSTATE CANCER.

Thus, is it men's RIGHT to ejaculate regularly as part of the right to BASIC HEALTH CARE as spelled out in the ACA.

Thus, to ensure this BASIC RIGHT, women must provide BLOW JOBS that are FREE OF CHARGE to any and all men in public restrooms, which, by the way, are henceforth UNISEX to accommodate TRANNIES ON THE RAG.

New York Government Directive for the Good of the People #1743.

Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2016 05:16 PM (jBuUi)

269 There are actually LGBTQ activists and feminists who think mentioning that a male-to-female transgender doesn't menstruate is hateful and out of bounds.

Reality is a bitch, bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 05:16 PM (PjWy4)

270 Damn, I'll be glad when Le Toure de France begins.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 22, 2016 05:16 PM (msVAP)

271 This election is all about the Supreme Court.
Posted by: eleven
---------

No, it is NOT!
It's about me voting my conscience. It's about my ego, dammit. It's about my honor and character.

It has nothing to do with consequences.

Posted by: Perot voter, stamping self-righteous foot at June 22, 2016 05:17 PM (9mTYi)

272 I wonder if this song would now be considered a thought crime since it talks about women loving men and men loving women??? And sisters standing on their own two feet.

https://youtu.be/VtUWs6muGzg

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2016 05:17 PM (d1otI)

273 dispensers will come with a timer mechanism so people cannot just press the lever again and again and empty out all the supplies

Hard wired by a union electrician or battery operated dispensers?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 05:17 PM (mkW7v)

274 According to a New York Magazine report on the scheme, dispensers will come with a timer mechanism so people cannot just press the lever again and again and empty out all the supplies.

Ohhhhhhh -- you're no fun anymore!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 05:00 PM (kdS6q)

Can you say "cat fight"? I knew you could.

Because you know the ones who rely upon "free" tampons have an exaggerated sense of entitlement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2016 05:17 PM (GSdpU)

275 Men's rooms don't have free rubbers, but they have the free bibs in the thin metal boxes on the stall walls. Assume that's for eating ribs while taking a dump.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 22, 2016 05:18 PM (fKoK2)

276
Everyone gets a Moon Pad!
Posted by: Oprah Winfrey

And a RC Cola.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 05:18 PM (IqV8l)

277 So the media is falling all over themselves about the sit-inners and saying how "historic" this is... FFS

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 05:18 PM (O2RFr)

278 Assume that's for eating ribs while taking a dump.

HA!!

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2016 05:18 PM (8ikIW)

279 269 There are actually LGBTQ activists and feminists who think mentioning that a male-to-female transgender doesn't menstruate is hateful and out of bounds.

Reality is a bitch, bitch.

That, and having to change their plug every time they take a shit.....

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 05:18 PM (mkW7v)

280

I need someone to do my laundry

should the government provide that for free?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 05:19 PM (zOTsN)

281 I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Whether you want it or not.

Whether you need it or not.

Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at June 22, 2016 05:19 PM (VFhMt)

282 276
Everyone gets a Moon Pad!
Posted by: Oprah Winfrey

And a RC Cola.

ISWYDT. Golf Clap.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 05:19 PM (mkW7v)

283 So the media is falling all over themselves about the sit-inners and saying how "historic" this is... FFS

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 05:18 PM (O2RFr)

I think you misspelled "hysteric"

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 05:19 PM (zOTsN)

284 That, and having to change their plug every time they take a shit.....

Ny mind just puked stomache acid into the back of my nose.

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 05:19 PM (qUNWi)

285 Can someone then be sued if a woman attempts to get a tampon and the machine is out or malfunctions?

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2016 05:20 PM (8ikIW)

286 285 Can someone then be sued if a woman attempts to get a tampon and the machine is out or malfunctions?

You can pretty much sue for anything...

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 05:20 PM (O2RFr)

287 Ny mind?

Oh well...too late to save that joke now.

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 05:21 PM (qUNWi)

288 This election is all about the Supreme Court.

Posted by: eleven

The Supreme Court and what some believe to be a test of their 'conscience,' aka EGO.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2016 05:21 PM (p2X2f)

289 So the media is falling all over themselves about the sit-inners and saying how "historic" this is... FFS
Posted by: donna
-----------------

It is. An unprecedented display of childish behavior. All of the dynamics of a nursery school recess.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2016 05:21 PM (9mTYi)

290 The Department of Free

Years ago, a wiser man

than you or I devised a plan

to dole out goods at zero cost

to those of us whose jobs were lost.

It seemed benign, so nice and kind

the plan grew to include the blind,

the old the lame then you and me,

and they called this plan

The Department of Free.

It started as a helping hand

to needy folks across the land,

so those who could not make ends meet

would not be forced out on the street.

Unemployment benefits

were just a start, because now it's

free food, free homes, free surgery,

rebates, bailouts, loans -- all free.

Now half of us just stand in line

all day long and gripe and whine

about the stuff we feel we're owed

the list of which has growed and growed.

The line wends hither, the line wends yon,

and by and by it comes upon

a door above which we can see

those magic words:

Department of Free.

Once inside: a shopping spree

of endless handouts: it's all free!

Drunken on entitlement

we grab a meal, a house, a stent.

The other half? We're all employed!

Hearing this, you're overjoyed

to know that at least some of us

have jobs and never cause a fuss.

But one last thing you ought to know,

our economic Alamo:

The place where we all work, you see,

is in the accursed Department of Free!

I push papers,

while he counts beans.

She helps seniors

and they help teens.

It takes a village to raise a child;

it takes a nation to run hog-wild.

Paul pays Peter, and Peter pays Paul,

yet neither makes anything at all.

Round and round the money goes

but where it comes from no one knows.

It all runs out eventually,

can't simulate prosperity.

The shopping spree was just a dream,

a baseless potlatch Ponzi scheme.

With nothing left to give away,

The Department of Free itself must say,

"We're all laid off, the end is near.

There's no point working, even here."

The last employed man not offshore

has just one more remaining chore:

Switch off the lights

and turn the key

in the broke

Department of Free.

From Medicare and Medicaid

came Medicould and Medishould

now Medimust and we've gone bust

we're trust-fund kids without a trust.

Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2016 05:21 PM (jBuUi)

291

what if the woman too poor and too stupid to buy her own tampons doesnt realize they have to be changed frequently and she dies of Toxic Shock Syndrome

does her family get to sue?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 05:21 PM (zOTsN)

292 284 That, and having to change their plug every time they take a shit.....

Ny mind just puked stomache acid into the back of my nose.

Sorry. That's the only hole s pre-op tranny is gonna have available.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 05:21 PM (mkW7v)

293 >>>> There are actually LGBTQ activists and feminists who think mentioning that a male-to-female transgender doesn't menstruate is hateful and out of bounds.
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Someone here mentioned that Amazon (maybe?) sells tampons that are presoaked in fake red stuff so the male to female trans can have fake periods and enjoy the experience of menstruating. I wish I did not know this. I hope it's not true.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 22, 2016 05:21 PM (6IPEM)

294 Someone here mentioned that Amazon (maybe?) sells tampons that are presoaked in fake red stuff so the male to female trans can have fake periods and enjoy the experience of menstruating. I wish I did not know this. I hope it's not true.

That's puke worthy...

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 05:22 PM (O2RFr)

295 L'Elle... GAG

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2016 05:23 PM (d1otI)

296 They should put Tampon Dispensers on ever street corner in Chicago, too. Be handy for plugging up those gun shot wounds.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 05:12 PM (oeOT+)

They're gonna need them in Cleveland, too. Shots fired at some casino, and "The Hairy Buffalo" is being robbed as I type this. All a part of celebrating a national championship.

Scanner link:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/11446

Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 05:23 PM (GUBah)

297 Stomach....

huh....I always thought it was spelled stomache.

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 05:24 PM (qUNWi)

298 I don't get how this tampon-timer works.
So you have a big event. And there a dozen women who need tampons. And the machine dispenses one every, what?, every hour? five minutes?

Hilarious!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 05:24 PM (T/5A0)

299 @290 That was impressive.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2016 05:24 PM (AroJD)

300 Crap, now reports of a hostage situation in Hyde Park area at a restaurant.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 05:24 PM (GUBah)

301 Cruz's vote to give the FBI access to our warrantless access to our browser histories proves once and for all that they all suck and voting is not getting us out of our predicament.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 22, 2016 05:24 PM (3Xxpy)

302 Very clever, using regulatory authority and tax dollars to compel the schools to practice injustice, yes?

Posted by: Messrs Book, Hand, and Wall at June 22, 2016 05:25 PM (RHKDv)

303 >>Someone here mentioned that Amazon (maybe?) sells tampons that are presoaked in fake red stuff so the male to female trans can have fake periods and enjoy the experience of menstruating. I wish I did not know this. I hope it's not true.

For an extra .25 cents per, they'll soak them in sardine oil for you.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 05:25 PM (oeOT+)

304 "She who controls the tampon machines, controls the women." - Paula Atreides.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2016 05:25 PM (d1otI)

305 Excellent, zombie!

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2016 05:25 PM (zoehZ)

306 so the male to female trans can have fake periods and enjoy the experience of menstruating.

Also not crayzee.

Perfectly normal, natural. Beautiful even.

But not window-licking crayzee.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 05:25 PM (PjWy4)

307 Crap, now reports of a hostage situation in Hyde Park area at a restaurant.

NY or London?

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 05:25 PM (qUNWi)

308
m

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 05:26 PM (FGkKF)

309 >>> required four or six quarters.

Double up and it's still cheaper than a baby..

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 05:26 PM (Fol9S)

310 Hairy Buffalo? Sounds like Trigglypuff's stage name!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 22, 2016 05:26 PM (fKoK2)

311
Greg Gutfeld: Trump took a giant poop on Hillary's head today.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 05:26 PM (FGkKF)

312
NY or London?

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 05:25 PM (qUNWi)

Cleveland, OH

Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 05:27 PM (GUBah)

313 Greg Gutfeld: Trump took a giant poop on Hillary's head today.

I approve.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at June 22, 2016 05:27 PM (PjWy4)

314 Hairy Buffalo? Sounds like Trigglypuff's stage name!

And now, welcome to the main stage

TRIGGLYPUFF

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2016 05:27 PM (8ikIW)

315 I have disgusted myself out with talking about periods. I thought guys hated talking women and periods, yet here we all are. This is Ace's fault.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 22, 2016 05:28 PM (6IPEM)

316 290---Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2016 05:21 PM
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That's a great one!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 05:28 PM (T/5A0)

317 I don't get how this tampon-timer works.
So you have a big event. And there a dozen women who need tampons. And the machine dispenses one every, what?, every hour? five minutes?

Hilarious!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 05:24 PM (T/5A0)

Yeah. I don't see that lasting very long. Two or three women go in there, and they really do need tampons, and they have to wait, what, 5, 10, 15 minutes for their turn? The machine will be off the wall, and beaten open on a sink.

"I don't need to carry tampons, hon. I have a crowbar in my purse!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2016 05:28 PM (GSdpU)

318 Such a stupid time to be alive. Embarrassed to be a woman with crap like that.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 04:57 PM (NOIQH)

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Yes it is, and so am I.

304 "She who controls the tampon machines, controls the women." - Paula Atreides.

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*waves to Anna*

Thanks for the chuckle.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 22, 2016 05:28 PM (rlfds)

319 Interesting. Now on the scanner feed, officers at both scenes report absolutely nothing is going on. Sounds like someone's screwing with the Cleveland PD by calling in false reports.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 05:30 PM (GUBah)

320 SMFH wait until the NYPD bust the first cigarette and tampon smuggler...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2016 05:30 PM (d1otI)

321 MY EYES!!!! AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 22, 2016 05:30 PM (fKoK2)

322 Interesting. Now on the scanner feed, officers at both scenes report absolutely nothing is going on. Sounds like someone's screwing with the Cleveland PD by calling in false reports.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 05:30 PM (GUBah)

Standard BLM tactics, no?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2016 05:30 PM (GSdpU)

323 I have disgusted myself out with talking about periods. I thought guys hated talking women and periods, yet here we all are.

Maybe for single guys.
Married guys deal with mad cow disease every month.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 05:31 PM (mkW7v)

324 So a male to female trans wants fake blooded tampons to experience TTOTM?
Where in heaven's name do they...

OHHHHHHHHHH..

No way...... We are truly doomed as a society.

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 05:31 PM (Fol9S)

325 Won't the tampon dispensers attract bears??

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 22, 2016 05:32 PM (fKoK2)

326 Married guys deal with mad cow disease every month.

Are you saying wives are inedible?

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 05:32 PM (qUNWi)

327 >>>> Interesting. Now on the scanner feed, officers at both scenes report absolutely nothing is going on. Sounds like someone's screwing with the Cleveland PD by calling in false reports.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 05:30 PM
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Sounds like someone is practicing for the GOP convention

Posted by: L, Elle at June 22, 2016 05:32 PM (6IPEM)

328 AOP, it wouldn't surprise me. They're probably using the Cavs celebration as a dry run for the convention.

Only thing confirmed was a shooting victim at the casino, which they're still clearing. The Buffalo and restaurant calls were fake.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 05:32 PM (GUBah)

329
Government cheese

https://youtu.be/WLzFhOslZPM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 05:32 PM (IqV8l)

330 Maybe one of Cleveland's teams needs a diversion or two.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2016 05:32 PM (d1otI)

331 SMFH wait until the NYPD bust the first cigarette and tampon smuggler...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2016 05:30 PM (d1otI)

Damn! This butt ain't nothing but filter tip, and it tastes like....

Posted by: Contraband smoke buyer at June 22, 2016 05:33 PM (GSdpU)

332 >>Greg Gutfeld: Trump took a giant poop on Hillary's head today.

I approve.

Posted by: Martin Bashir

I don't.

Posted by: Triumph the Comic Insult Dog at June 22, 2016 05:33 PM (p2X2f)

333 >>I thought guys hated talking women and periods, yet here we all are.

No. We just hate listening to women talk about their periods.

Or, pretty much anything.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 05:33 PM (oeOT+)

334 I saw Government Cheese Tampons open for Government Mule at Bonneroo!

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 05:34 PM (oeOT+)

335 Afternoon all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 05:34 PM (Ozsfq)

336 All the sitizens of Bratttleboro want to thank Presdent Obamaa for being the best Presdent ever and wish he could stays presdent for another 8 years with are very own Seniter Sanders as Vice Presdent.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 22, 2016 05:34 PM (NuElX)

337 Anything new and exciting going on?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 05:35 PM (Ozsfq)

338 Afternoon all

All afternoon, baby.

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 05:35 PM (qUNWi)

339 NGU - kangaroo courts, tampons, and fake calls to Cleveland PD.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2016 05:35 PM (d1otI)

340 320 SMFH wait until the NYPD bust the first cigarette and tampon smuggler...

NYPD chokes out a dude for selling loosies.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 05:35 PM (mkW7v)

341 In regard to the suits against Barry and his minions, it is worth noting that even when he loses, TFG keeps right on doing what got him sued in the first place.

Law means nothing to the lawless, yes?

Posted by: Messrs Book, Hand, and Wall at June 22, 2016 05:36 PM (RHKDv)

342 >>Anything new and exciting going on?

Just talking menstruation.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 05:36 PM (oeOT+)

343 So a male to female trans wants fake blooded tampons to experience TTOTM?

I've said it before, it's their ridiculously elaborate cosplay, and we have to pretend along with them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 05:36 PM (PjWy4)

344 Anything new and exciting going on?

Nah, just a discussion of trannys with fake bloodied tampons... Same old same old...

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 05:36 PM (O2RFr)

345 WHEEEEEEEE~!

Department of Homeland Security analyst busted at headquarters with knife, gun, pepper spray, other gear in suspected attack

via Insty

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2016 05:36 PM (p2X2f)

346 Per witness that called 911, someone ran through Hyde Park restaurant yelling "shooter!" CPD thinks it may have been someone running away from the casino, where a 13- or 14yo girl was shot in both legs.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 05:36 PM (GUBah)

347 Married guys deal with mad cow disease every month.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 05:31 PM (mkW7v)

LOL.

I hope your wife doesn't post here.

Posted by: Blano at June 22, 2016 05:36 PM (lbcdD)

348 337 Anything new and exciting going on?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 05:35 PM (Ozsfq)

I'm pondering the name "Hairy Buffalo" - the name given to a casino in Cleveland. I don't like that name, just doesn't ring right in my head for a place I'd want to go to.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 22, 2016 05:36 PM (CFc5L)

349 Trumps hair style is also stooped. Who cuts his hair????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 22, 2016 05:37 PM (NuElX)

350 Sounds like DHS is a hotbed of terrorism.

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2016 05:37 PM (qUNWi)

351 where a 13- or 14yo girl was shot in both legs.

In a casino? What is a kid doing in there?

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 05:37 PM (O2RFr)

352 In a casino? What is a kid doing in there?
Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 05:37 PM (O2RFr)
____________________________________

Penny slots

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 05:38 PM (Fol9S)

353 >>>> >Anything new and exciting going on?
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Just everyone's favorite topic of menstruation. Have anything to contribute?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 22, 2016 05:38 PM (6IPEM)

354 A 13yr old shot at a casino... is Bill Clinton at the Hairy Buffalo also?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2016 05:38 PM (d1otI)

355 351 where a 13- or 14yo girl was shot in both legs.

In a casino? What is a kid doing in there?

Blackjack?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 05:38 PM (mkW7v)

356
How did that left wing limey cocksucker who wanted to assassinate Donald Trump get his gun? Anyone know?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 05:39 PM (FGkKF)

357 >>where a 13- or 14yo girl was shot in both legs.

>In a casino? What is a kid doing in there?

Syrian Refugee?

So, she's actually a 34 year old guy.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 05:39 PM (oeOT+)

358
Did he have a gun?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 05:39 PM (FGkKF)

359 That poor child was shot and injured because of Bush's lies.............

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 22, 2016 05:39 PM (NuElX)

360 I believe, but can't confirm, that the girl was outside and the shooter ran inside after firing. CPD has a suspect and weapon in custody.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 05:39 PM (GUBah)

361 I wonder if someone ran through the House floor yelling shooter how fast the old fogeys could get up and out from their "sit-in"?

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 05:39 PM (O2RFr)

362 How did that left wing limey cocksucker who wanted to assassinate Donald Trump get his gun? Anyone know?

Tried to take it off of a cop's hip.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 05:40 PM (mkW7v)

363 kangaroo courts, tampons, and fake calls to Cleveland PD.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2016 05:35 PM (d1otI)

How about them Knicks!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 05:40 PM (Ozsfq)

364 How did that left wing limey cocksucker who wanted to assassinate Donald Trump get his gun? Anyone know?
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 05:39 PM (FGkKF)

He did not have a gun from what I know...he was trying to steal a Cop's gun when and why he was arrested

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 05:41 PM (Ozsfq)

365 Speaking of the Sit-in. Is this like hunger games where we can mini parachute in a tube of Ben-Gay or a fresh diaper?
It might be getting a little funky by now too..

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 05:41 PM (Fol9S)

366 >>How about them Knicks!

I've got a good feeling about their IR List, this next season.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 05:41 PM (oeOT+)

367 kangaroo courts, tampons, and fake calls to Cleveland PD.
Posted by: Anna Puma

IOW, Wednesday.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 05:41 PM (mkW7v)

368 356 Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 05:39 PM (FGkKF)
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He didn't have a gun. He was initially arrested while trying to five finger one from a seemingly distracted officer's holster at the rally. Failed.

Posted by: MTF at June 22, 2016 05:42 PM (/m8T6)

369 I've got a good feeling about their IR List, this next season.

Bulls are releasing one of their trainers

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2016 05:42 PM (8ikIW)

370
Tried to take it off of a cop's hip.

That has to be the stupidest assassination plan ever.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 05:42 PM (FGkKF)

371 So what's Ace's cut of the fake tampons if we order them through the Amazon link?
Asking for a "friend".....

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 05:43 PM (Fol9S)

372 I saw PRE-LUBRICATED CAT EATERS open for Kangaroo Court back in '85 at the Hairy Buffalo. It was an all-ages show.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 22, 2016 05:43 PM (fKoK2)

373
Tried to take it off of a cop's hip.

Oh, so gunshow loophole, then. Got it.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 05:44 PM (FGkKF)

374 Mass Torts baby!

The same nonsense the libs used against the tobacco companies, pharmaceutical companies and auto makers.

How about mass tort cases for al the "chilluns" who graduate high school and college with meaningless diplomas? How about mass tort cases against the VA? How about mass tort cases against the TSA? Turn about is fair play....sue their asses.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2016 05:44 PM (ej1L0)

375 The main reason of pushing the "Dear Colleague" letter wasn't just to wage war against "cis-het" men, but to normalize the idea that "due process" is a tool of oppression, and that Star Chambers are totes fair.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2016 05:44 PM (vBeA5)

376 Are kangaroos considered to be more unethical than your typical lawyer and judge because they eat in the bush and shit in the bush at the same time?

Posted by: Fritz at June 22, 2016 05:45 PM (f40FU)

377 That has to be the stupidest assassination plan ever.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 05:42 PM (FGkKF)
____________________________________

Oh sure.. hindsight is always 20/20 with you people!

Posted by: Stupid Limey Assassin at June 22, 2016 05:45 PM (Fol9S)

378 That has to be the stupidest assassination plan ever.

This was plan B.

He got closer than with plan A, which was to telepathically convince Teh Donald to play Polish Roulette.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 22, 2016 05:45 PM (4WhSY)

379
Trumps hair style is also stooped. Who cuts his hair????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 22, 2016 05:37 PM (NuElX)

Wadda ya talkin' about? That skull weasel is fabulous. Yuuuuuge, classy and luxurious.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2016 05:45 PM (LuZz8)

380 I must quibble with T. rump on one point. He said Hillzebub is a world class liar. That's true for quantity but quality? It's only the slobbering sycophants in the media that have insured her survival.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 05:45 PM (Nwg0u)

381 I see Hillary's IT guy used the Fifth 125 times in His "deposition" to Judicial Watch... Nothing guilty about this guy...

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 05:45 PM (O2RFr)

382

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 05:46 PM (Fol9S)

383 Spent a good part of my day off shooting, looking at guns and buying ammo. Now just chill out a bit while traffic kinda sorta clears out and the temp drops below 95 before I venture out again.

For some reason the Hairy Buffalo reminds me of the Hedgehog.

Posted by: Blano at June 22, 2016 05:47 PM (lbcdD)

384 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 22, 2016 05:47 PM (KCxzN)

385
He got closer than with plan A, which was to telepathically convince Teh Donald to play Polish Roulette.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 22, 2016 05:45 PM (4WhSY)

By "Polish Roulette" I'm assuming you mean "load a single round in a Makarov"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2016 05:47 PM (LuZz8)

386 #344 Soon Chelsea will have be pregnant complete with paid family leave. Some will have post partum depression, especially the ones who give births to octuplets.They'll need gnormous amounts of everything.Some will discover they are actually gay after they give birth. Chelsea will want to be Chad. And since he didn't give birth he won't claim paternity and blame the abandonment on Chelsea.Children will go to foster homes and gay parents will be paid to raise the fake kids. Taxpayer will use last bullet on self.

Posted by: torabora at June 22, 2016 05:47 PM (Ou3/9)

387
ever hear of the Poophole Loophole?

I just made it up. The Poophole Loophole encompasses every lame, idiotic excuse uttered by the Left on how people get guns, i.e., exercise their Second Amendment RIGHT.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 05:47 PM (FGkKF)

388 This HeatSt.com website thing

Who the fuck set that up anyway?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2016 05:47 PM (p2X2f)

389 O/T: I'm watching an old western on a local channel called Alvarez Kelly starring William Holden and Richard Widmark. This is probably the tenth time or so that I've seen it but I just noticed something for the first time. The guns they're using are the wrong ones for the Civil War era. Funny, never noticed that before.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 22, 2016 05:48 PM (jKUeC)

390 By "Polish Roulette" I'm assuming you mean "load a single round in a Makarov"

Pretty much.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 22, 2016 05:48 PM (4WhSY)

391 >>That has to be the stupidest assassination plan ever.

The brilliance is in its simplicity.

The more things you have to work out ahead of time, the more things that can go wrong.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 05:49 PM (oeOT+)

392
When you tell your lefty friends Hillary Clinton, yet again, got away with a crime, tell them she did so by using the poophole loophole.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 05:49 PM (FGkKF)

393 Hillary Clinton Vows To Go Further Than Obama On Immigration Executive Orders

Weasel Zippers

Reason #Infinity to make sure this scrunt never get's into the White House ever never again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 05:49 PM (Ozsfq)

394 #goodtrouble

John Lewis, the bulldog of the House, praised by Obama for standing up to the GOP by sitting down..

Allahpundit quoted by Ed Drisco over at Instapundit "John Lewis is literallly protesting against his own rights."

---------------------------------
#truefact, John Lewis is a righteous person and his rights are protected. If is your rights he wants taken away. #thoughtcrimes against the state will require that you are sent to re-education camp, not #truebelievers like Lewis and his comrades.

It is not #truepatriots like Omar Mateen who are fighting against the white patriarchy who should be denied their rights, it is you white christian slave owning imperialist war mongering racist oppressors who will face retribution and justice.

Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 05:50 PM (HaiVK)

395 A good assassination plot hinges on one thing, impulsivity.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 05:51 PM (oeOT+)

396 Poll: 62% Of Republican Voters Want GOP Leaders To Stop Attacking Trump

Focus. On. Hillary.

Weasel Zippers

Only 62%? Who the fuck are the other 38%?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 05:51 PM (Ozsfq)

397 That has to be the stupidest assassination plan ever.

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I'm meditating on Hillzebub's pantsuit catching fire. I'm thinking with her history of fibs, if I can just give a nudge . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 05:51 PM (Nwg0u)

398 38%, wow Hillary! bought some good plants...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2016 05:52 PM (d1otI)

399 *waves on out*

Have a good one SMFH. Night sift fun beckons, whee.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2016 05:54 PM (d1otI)

400
Only 62%? Who the fuck are the other 38%?

Consultants, elected pols, pundits. Basically anybody making money off the current fuck de cluster.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 05:55 PM (PjWy4)

401

13year old in the casino, trying to pick up Oakland PD chiefs. with a booty call.

Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 05:55 PM (HaiVK)

402 The more things you have to work out ahead of time, the more things that can go wrong.

Posted by: garrett

True, but I think he neglected how he - a limey little twat-nozzle - was going to successfully wrestle a holstered gun away from a trained LE Officer. Too many video games.

Posted by: Cheri at June 22, 2016 05:55 PM (oiNtH)

403 Milo just tweeted that a producer with NBC News tweeted "It could be argued that the dude who was hoping to assassinate Donald Trump is a good guy with a gun."
Wonder if the SS will want to have a little chat with this asshat.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 22, 2016 05:55 PM (9iR5/)

404 Le Pen is now promising FREXIT. If BREXIT succeeds tomorrow, the EU may go the way of the Edsel and New Coke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 05:57 PM (Nwg0u)

405 How about that, I think I broke the thread.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 22, 2016 05:58 PM (9iR5/)

406 >>"It could be argued that the dude who was hoping to assassinate Donald Trump is a good guy with a gun."

Just like how the media cheered when that dude flung a shoe at Bush.
Or got all art critic-y with the Bush assassination indie movie (it's art! what's all this fuss about?). They hardly try to hide what they want.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 05:59 PM (NOIQH)

407 good guy with a gun."

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Fair and balanced.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 05:59 PM (Nwg0u)

408 Jim, I think it's dead. The thread that is.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 05:59 PM (d9qXV)

409 Huh!

If Britian exits, then France; why the next thing you know the only country in the EU will be Greece and Brussels.

Just what Greece needs to solve their budget problems - more government.

Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 06:00 PM (HaiVK)

410 >>good guy with a gun

Like the Obama rodeo clown?
He's a good guy providing a distraction for bull-riders, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 06:00 PM (NOIQH)

411 If BREXIT succeeds tomorrow,

Tha chances of Brexit succeeding don't seem very likely.

Posted by: John Lewis at June 22, 2016 06:01 PM (rmw+9)

412 >>>> Milo just tweeted that a producer with NBC News tweeted "It could be argued that the dude who was hoping to assassinate Donald Trump is a good guy with a gun."
Wonder if the SS will want to have a little chat with this asshat.
Posted by: Old Blue at June 22, 2016 05:55 PM
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I'm behind on news and trying to catch up, but is there any truth to the rumor that Milo is trying to be drafted into speaking at the convention? That would guarantee massive riots though he would be all kinds of epic as a speaker. He is like a gay Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 22, 2016 06:01 PM (6IPEM)

413 Congressman Lewis sock off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2016 06:02 PM (rmw+9)

414 Told ya' it's dead

Nood

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2016 06:02 PM (d9qXV)

415 "Consultants, elected pols, pundits. Basically anybody making money off the current fuck de cluster."

I somehow doubt that comprises 38% of the Republican electorate.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at June 22, 2016 06:02 PM (KF8B+)

416 Le Pen is now promising FREXIT.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 05:57 PM

Wait...isn't that some kind of Spanish sparkling cava?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2016 06:02 PM (bzd8I)

417
Milo just tweeted that a producer with NBC News tweeted "It could be argued that the dude who was hoping to assassinate Donald Trump is a good guy with a gun."

Gee, I wonder where this punk gets his ideas...

The narrative seems to be that he "heard voices" telling him to kill Trump. Yeah, No Fucking Shit.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 22, 2016 06:03 PM (FGkKF)

418 Riots at the convention?

Some guy on the internet said that the delegates to the convention are, and I quote, "Sitting Ducks".

I wonder what he meant by that.

Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 06:03 PM (HaiVK)

419 Damm we got willowed

Posted by: L, Elle at June 22, 2016 06:03 PM (6IPEM)

420 400
Only 62%? Who the fuck are the other 38%?
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Consultants, elected pols, pundits. Basically anybody making money off the current fuck de cluster.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 05:55 PM
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Well, yeah, but that's only a small slice.
It's mostly ordinary GOP voters who can't stand the orange dude. *sigh*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 06:03 PM (T/5A0)

421 Threads can never be broken, they are never dead. Sometimes they go into hibernation to be revitalilzed at a later date.

There is, really, only one thread.

Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 06:04 PM (HaiVK)

422 Per sidebar, security features turned off on Hillary's server.

Granny was too old, confused to know how to get to her private, illegal email.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 22, 2016 06:04 PM (us4dL)

423 If Britian exits, then France; why the next thing you know the only country in the EU will be Greece and Brussels.

Just what Greece needs to solve their budget problems - more government.

Posted by: Leon the Unknown

Not a chance for Fwance.

They're balls deep in the graft that is the EU. They are a homunculus of nations, and the EU was a life-raft for their existential ego. They would lose face, and that just ain't going to happen.

Would the UK exit, look at the more prosperous, less vocal nations to reconsider.

- that said, Brexit is doomed by perfidy and collusion. Doomed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2016 06:05 PM (p2X2f)

424
How many armies does Brussels have?

Posted by: Leon the Unknown at June 22, 2016 06:06 PM (HaiVK)

425 GOPe sits down to piss.

Posted by: torabora at June 22, 2016 06:14 PM (Ou3/9)

426 France might surrender to the muzzies...and France has nukes.

Posted by: torabora at June 22, 2016 06:15 PM (Ou3/9)

427 Funny, Belgium can barely govern itself - and they want to rule Europe with a paper fist.

Posted by: Jean at June 22, 2016 06:18 PM (Doh4+)

428 Not her fault. This was left over from Bush who lied to Presdent Obama about how secure everything was. Bush should be called in front Congress to explain this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 22, 2016 09:59 PM (Fbj4h)

429 Another day, another assault on Our Due Process Rights.

Whether the enemy is deadly terrorists or horny teenagers, their response is the same:

"Crush the Constitution. It's In Our Way."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 23, 2016 07:04 AM (Ndje9)

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