Marco Rubio, In Act of Moral Generosity, Gives His Cultists Reason to Cling to Their Dreary Lives

The guy who famously hated being a Senator is running again to be Senator.

Former Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio reversed course Wednesday and said he will seek re-election to the Senate, telling Fox News: “I changed my mind.”
The decision, widely expected among his Florida Republican colleagues, follows repeated claims during the GOP presidential primary race that he would not run again for Senate.
Rubio for months had spoken about his frustrations with the Senate, in explaining his original decision to run for the presidency only – and defending himself against criticism for missed votes.

Wall Street perked up at the news, with investors grabbing up stocks in the Water, Grandpas, and America! sectors.

Posted by: Ace at 12:26 PM

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1 Hi Boss
How's the eyes doing?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2016 12:27 PM (ptqRm)

2 That's the most exciting news since oh my that couch looks comfy I think I'll take a nap.

Posted by: CrustyB at June 22, 2016 12:28 PM (GvSpB)

3 But, he has almost no experience being a Senator.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 12:29 PM (oeOT+)

4 But, but Toorump's a dumby-dum-dum what said something dumb like just turday~~!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2016 12:29 PM (p2X2f)

5 So, I normally don't wish for losses of seats, but him and Toomey? A pox on both.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 12:29 PM (kZVsz)

6 Yes, its the bad penny syndrome. You can't just get rid of some assholes. Like the bad, loud and obnoxious party guest who stays late and will not take a hint.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 22, 2016 12:29 PM (mpXpK)

7 You could do worse in Florida

Posted by: Leo Spaceman at June 22, 2016 12:29 PM (j3gX2)

8 It makes you wonder just what kind of person would hump Marco's garbage.

Posted by: jwest at June 22, 2016 12:30 PM (Zs4uk)

9 The Repubs were going to lose the seat to Repub-turned-Democrat Patrick Murphy. Rubio had to run, for the GOP/GOPe to have any chance at all.

Posted by: MTF at June 22, 2016 12:30 PM (/m8T6)

10 Wait, was his father the bartender or the mailman?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at June 22, 2016 12:30 PM (WlGX+)

11 This has got to help the luxury boat market.

Posted by: jwest at June 22, 2016 12:31 PM (Zs4uk)

12 I wish he could quit Florida.

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2016 12:31 PM (Bdeb0)

13 Marco cares deeply about Marco. And that America thing too. A bit. But mostly Marco.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 22, 2016 12:32 PM (Pby3z)

14 Wait, was his father the bartender or the mailman?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at June 22, 2016 12:30 PM (WlGX+)

Boat salesman.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 12:32 PM (GUBah)

15 3 Would you rather we lose the fucking seat, because purity?
Posted by: buzz at June 22, 2016 12:28 PM (OQix2)

If by "we" you mean conservatives, then you can't lose what you don't have to begin with.

If by "we" you mean the national Republican party, I'm looking at the Fucks tank and the gauge is running on empty.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 12:32 PM (KUaJL)

16 Would you rather we lose the f**king seat, because purity?

Posted by: buzz at June 22, 2016 12:28 PM (OQix2)

I'm more concerned about Mario's long-term job prospects. I mean, a man of his skills, he's essentially to to reapply for his job every six years. That's got to be taking a toll on the little fella.

Surely someone could employ him as a boatswain or the guy shaking mariachis in a Chilis restaurant somewhere. I worry about him. He's already losing much of his luxurious hair.

How cruel of you to think of your precious Gope Senate majority first.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 12:32 PM (TOk1P)

17 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at June 22, 2016 12:33 PM (GwIKd)

18 If this is the best we can do in Florida, we have a problem in Florida.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 22, 2016 12:33 PM (9krrF)

19 Marco could have had a sweet job all ready and waiting for him (and all of his staff) in the Trump administration.

All he had to do is swallow.

In public.

But no, he just couldn't show his dedication.

Posted by: jwest at June 22, 2016 12:34 PM (Zs4uk)

20 Surely someone could employ him as a boatswain or
the guy shaking mariachis in a Chilis restaurant somewhere.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 12:32 PM (TOk1P)

Wait, I thought Paolo Ryan was the one that worked out a lot. Mariachis can be some heavy dudes.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 12:34 PM (GUBah)

21 "13 So, I normally don't wish for losses of seats, but him and Toomey? A pox on both.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 12:29 PM (kZVsz)

Because we can afford to piss away Senate seats
Posted by: buzz"

Come on now, we all know a Ted Cruz type can get elected in Pennsylvania....

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 22, 2016 12:34 PM (OD2ni)

22 This must give Allahpundit a boner. Saw him on twitter yelling at Trump supporters that they were mean to Rubio.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 12:34 PM (iQIUe)

23 Because we can afford to piss away Senate seats

Posted by: buzz at June 22, 2016 12:31 PM (OQix2)

You keep using that word, "we." I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 12:34 PM (TOk1P)

24 Seems the sentiment floating around here is that we'd be better off with a moonbat in that seat. The people who feel this way gave us our nominee, and they may get their wish about this seat because of it.

Still waiting to see the master plan, guys.

Posted by: spongeworthy at June 22, 2016 12:35 PM (mrfTe)

25 Does Hillary ride around on one broom?

Or does she have more than one?

Posted by: Yo! at June 22, 2016 12:36 PM (GwIKd)

26 Marco's speed boat

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jlnze3y

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 22, 2016 12:36 PM (Mxs5H)

27 Surely someone could employ him as a boatswain or

the guy shaking mariachis in a Chilis restaurant somewhere.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 12:32 PM (TOk1P)

Wait, I thought Paolo Ryan was the one that worked out a lot. Mariachis can be some heavy dudes.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 12:34 PM (GUBah)

You're right. A mariachi is probably a bit much for one as delicate as our Mario.

Can he bus tables?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 12:36 PM (TOk1P)

28 "20 If this is the best we can do in Florida, we have a problem in Florida.
Posted by: Brother Cavil"

Not sure about the best, but you could certainly do a lot worse.
Alan Grayson, Charlie Crist, Patrick Murphy...

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 22, 2016 12:36 PM (OD2ni)

29 Boat salesman.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 12:32 PM (GUBah)

Wait, I thought he was in latex.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at June 22, 2016 12:36 PM (BDZWU)

30 First!

Posted by: Marco Bubio at June 22, 2016 12:37 PM (9eYoy)

31 OT: Seems the Cleveland PD is having a great deal of difficulty handling the Cavaliers celebration. Convention time may be more interesting than we thought.

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/11446

Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 12:37 PM (GUBah)

32 Did just about half the thread disappear or are Ace's eye problems spreading?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 22, 2016 12:37 PM (WVsWD)

33 Yeah, sorry, I'm tired of dealing with Toomey's gun control shit every year.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 12:38 PM (kZVsz)

34 Seems the sentiment floating around here is that
we'd be better off with a moonbat in that seat. The people who feel this
way gave us our nominee, and they may get their wish about this seat
because of it.

Still waiting to see the master plan, guys.

Posted by: spongeworthy at June 22, 2016 12:35 PM (mrfTe)

Master Plan:

1. Screw Gope.

That's it. That's the plan. Don't like it? Quit being Gope.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 12:38 PM (TOk1P)

35 buzz has been banned.

I'm going to be banning a LOT of people, including some Trumpers coming through to bully people periodically.

I have no patience for the emotioanlly inconeinent, or bullies, or drive-by YouTube Comment Section Sociopaths.

Find new sites to reduce in quality, assholes.

Posted by: acd at June 22, 2016 12:38 PM (dciA+)

36 Can he dance? We need a sign-spinner.

Posted by: Cash4Gold at June 22, 2016 12:38 PM (lDrRt)

37 AP yelling at people on Twitter? ... isn't that what twitter is?
Ru Ru Rubio is only fighting to keep a modicum of relevance in a changing world.

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 12:38 PM (Fol9S)

38 Seems the sentiment floating around here is that we'd be better off with a moonbat in that seat. The people who feel this way gave us our nominee, and they may get their wish about this seat because of it.

Posted by: spongeworthy

Mebbe we insist on candidates that don't get elected in a rare moment of conservative activism only to shit in the punchbowl.

Just mebbe.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2016 12:38 PM (p2X2f)

39 I hope he loses. He's already proven that he doesn't give a damn about the job and only wanted to use it as a steppingstone to the Presidency. Fuck him.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2016 12:38 PM (zoehZ)

40 Talk about moving Overton's window - now Drew's "RINO hunter!!!" stupidity is the norm around here.
Posted by: buzz at June 22, 2016 12:33 PM (OQix2)

*****
sure, because wishing for a non RINO Amnesty hating candidate to primary his squishy ass is just a bridge too far.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 22, 2016 12:38 PM (YCAk4)

41 Who?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 22, 2016 12:39 PM (rwI+c)

42 Buzzion?

Really? How about just giving him a Time-Out?

That guy really tied the room together.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 12:39 PM (oeOT+)

43 Ace... I just want to point out, lovingly, that you have a typo in your handle...

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 12:40 PM (kZVsz)

44 And what some of you nitwits don't seem to have wrapped your mind around, you don't need 51 Senate seats.

All it takes is 41 dedicated individuals willing to go to war defending the Constitution.

Once you get rid of your Marios and your Susan Collinses, you'll be well on your way.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 12:40 PM (TOk1P)

45 Why not? It's not like he had to do all that much when he was there.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at June 22, 2016 12:40 PM (Yjjjf)

46 Not sure about the best, but you could certainly do a lot worse.

If the only answer ever given on these things is "look how much worse we could be doing", I'm going to take that as evidence that the situation can only be solved with liberal application of napalm. Because that argument just doesn't cut it any longer.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 22, 2016 12:41 PM (9krrF)

47 I liked Rubio the presidential candidate but voted for Cruz in primary because Rubio had dropped out. Some of Rubio's supporters were total fuck sticks on twitter and other social media though so I get the running jokes ace does and they do make me laugh. I was really impressed however with all of of the Rubio interviews after Orlando.

Posted by: kahall at June 22, 2016 12:41 PM (xTgLs)

48 Not Buzzion,
buzz was tossed to the gators.

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 12:41 PM (Fol9S)

49 Buzzion, or Buzzsaw?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2016 12:41 PM (ptqRm)

50 It wasn't buzzion, garrett, it was "buzz".

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 12:41 PM (kZVsz)

51
Buzzion, or Buzzsaw?>>>

Hey don't drag me into this.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 22, 2016 12:42 PM (Mxs5H)

52 49 Buzzion, or Buzzsaw?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2016 12:41 PM (ptqRm)

Hmmm?

Posted by: The vibrator in the drawer at June 22, 2016 12:42 PM (3ZoRf)

53 OT: Trump hate speech on campus.

http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=7734

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 12:42 PM (Nwg0u)

54 Aaaand, he's gone!

Posted by: Margaritaville blender salesman at June 22, 2016 12:42 PM (KUaJL)

55 To the barrel and beyond!

Posted by: Buzz Lightyear at June 22, 2016 12:42 PM (lDrRt)

56 So...no other job prospects, eh?
You have to be a Senator for a few more years to get the really good K Street jobs after leaving office, I suppose.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 12:43 PM (NOIQH)

57 Anybody else notice there's an ozone like smell, kinda like after a lightning strike, after the hammer falls?

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 12:43 PM (Fol9S)

58 Posted by: acd at June 22, 2016 12:38 PM (dciA+)

Whoa! Remind me not to try the brown Acd.*

*That's a joke, Ace, please don't ban me!!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 12:43 PM (TOk1P)

59 Damn. Missed the comment. Musta been a doozy.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 12:43 PM (ZnIt3)

60 "Buzzion, or Buzzsaw?>>>

Hey don't drag me into this.
Posted by: Buzzsaw"

Me either.

Posted by: Buzz Beer at June 22, 2016 12:43 PM (OD2ni)

61 Whaaat? A politician lied?1!!1??

The Deuce you say!

Like Henley said, "the lure of easy money is a very strong appeal"

(probably screwed that up, but who cares.)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 22, 2016 12:43 PM (kKHcp)

62 Got it.

Relieved, too. I always liked Buzzion.

In life and in death, he was a good egg.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 12:43 PM (oeOT+)

63 Man, I could use a killboard for TBH3K. If only to make sure I'm not on it...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 22, 2016 12:43 PM (9krrF)

64 Dondi probably needs the sweet money his Senate seat pays to upgrade his fishing boat to something more fitting.

Like a cabin cruiser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 12:43 PM (1ZOkK)

65 Is Ace now an Australian Cattle Dog?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 12:44 PM (3ZoRf)

66 "Hey don't drag me into this."

Nah, I was confused.

Apparently, besides Buzzion and Buzzsaw, we also have (Had) Buzz.

I don't ever remember seeing "Buzz".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2016 12:44 PM (ptqRm)

67 >>You have to be a Senator for a few more years to get the really good K Street jobs Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 12:43 PM (NOIQH)

He's gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2016 12:44 PM (Bdeb0)

68 I don't ever remember seeing "Buzz".

Apparently he didn't generate much, er, you know.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 22, 2016 12:44 PM (9krrF)

69 I don't ever remember seeing "Buzz".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2016 12:44 PM (ptqRm)

He appeared to have been new.

Posted by: Margaritaville blender salesman at June 22, 2016 12:44 PM (KUaJL)

70 Buzzion dead again!?

Grammie's keyboard got a wisp of gunsmoke coming from it, or ???

I can't keep up with the scorecard, anymore.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2016 12:45 PM (v5iqM)

71 Ace... I just want to point out, lovingly, that you have a typo in your handle...

Posted by: Chupacabra

Um, don't tug on the cape, bro.

Posted by: Jim Croce at June 22, 2016 12:45 PM (p2X2f)

72 Is Ace now an Australian Cattle Dog?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 12:44 PM (3ZoRf)

Assault Concealed Derringer

Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 12:45 PM (GUBah)

73 Trump's speech. Rush seems to think it is a much bigger deal than Ace. Hillary now has her moniker.

Hillary = World Class Liar

Posted by: Ok at June 22, 2016 12:45 PM (jN+3o)

74 Rubio's and Ryan's advocacy of the virtues of the private sector might actually carry more weight if they personally gave it a try sometime.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 22, 2016 12:45 PM (nFdGS)

75 Maybe he looked into DeVry and figured the IT certs were too demanding

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at June 22, 2016 12:45 PM (Yjjjf)

76 The Telephone Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgs2M4wLv-8

Posted by: Astrud Gilberto at June 22, 2016 12:45 PM (oeOT+)

77 I'm voting for him. For those of you outside Florida, mind your own business unless you have two senators with a higher conservative rating than Rubio.

Posted by: Immolate at June 22, 2016 12:46 PM (R1oMt)

78 I missed the Trump speech and the banhammerin'.

Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 12:46 PM (1ZOkK)

79 Nevermind, I found the comment. Someone cut and pasted.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 12:46 PM (ZnIt3)

80 Assault Concealed Derringer

Posted by: Country Singer

Is that a bayonet lug or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Barbara Boxer at June 22, 2016 12:46 PM (lDrRt)

81
Now now.

Hands in, and let's go for the big win together.

Mind you, the #NeverTrump Werwolfs* are still being a pain in the keister, but let's keep the eye on the prize.

*wikipedia.org/wiki/Werwolf

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 12:47 PM (kdS6q)

82 OT: Canadians are supposed to be polite!

http://tinyurl.com/gojgrys

Posted by: Sexypig at June 22, 2016 12:47 PM (UBBWX)

83 So if things change back will he drop out again?

It's a fair question.

Also, because I'm a cold hearted platinum lined cunt, I hope that Alan Grayson beats him like a rented red headed step mule.

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 22, 2016 12:48 PM (mf5HN)

84 I would guess she's 4 molsons and a rum and coke level drunk.

Posted by: Sexypig at June 22, 2016 12:48 PM (UBBWX)

85 For those of you outside Florida, mind your own
business unless you have two senators with a higher conservative rating
than Rubio.

Posted by: Immolate at June 22, 2016 12:46 PM (R1oMt)

I'm trying to start a movement to have all of Florida walled off from the rest of the Union. Frankly, we would prefer NOT to have to mind your damned business anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 12:48 PM (TOk1P)

86 Hopefully, Ace likes the Astrud.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 12:48 PM (oeOT+)

87
Massachusetts has a long and storied history of asshole politicians (BIRM). One famous clown who played the Rubio Gambit was Marty Meehan. In 1992, he ran for the House, clamoring for "campaign finance reform" and "term limits." He swore he'd never serve more than four terms: "the best test of any politician's credibility on term limits is whether they are willing to put their careers where their mouths are and limit their own service."

Well, came 2000 and time for Maaahhhty to step down. And golly gosh, guess what? He took a look around and realized that the country simply couldn't do without his steady hand at the tiller.

The scumbag's lard-filled ass was finally levered out in 2007, when he was named as chancellor to UMass Lowell.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2016 12:48 PM (X6fMO)

88
I'm voting for him. For those of you outside Florida, mind your own business....
Posted by: Immolate

It's funny, because we all know at some point you're going to be eaten by an alligator.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 12:49 PM (kdS6q)

89 I'm voting for him. For those of you outside Florida, mind your own business unless you have two senators with a higher conservative rating than Rubio.

Posted by: Immolate

Frankly, we're going to do what we like. And if that involves critiquing a minor league 7th inning clown, there's not much you can do to stop it.

Posted by: Jim Croce at June 22, 2016 12:49 PM (p2X2f)

90 22 Marco could have had a sweet job all ready and waiting for him (and all of his staff) in the Trump administration.
All he had to do is swallow.
In public.
But no, he just couldn't show his dedication.
Posted by: jwest at June 22, 2016 12:34 PM (Zs4uk)
------------------------
You can believe with all your heart that Trump is going to be president. I believe with equal fervor that Hillary will win easily. But neither one of us has to bet the house on it.

Professional politicians do have to place heavy bets.
There is something personally at stake for them.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 12:49 PM (T/5A0)

91 It would be sweet, sweet justice if Marco lost in Florida, in the primary. That would be almost as sweet as Ryan losing to Nehlen, who is an awesome social media campaigner.

Posted by: bjk at June 22, 2016 12:49 PM (x2rNW)

92 Buzz' logic: You keep the gangrenous arm because otherwise you'll have nowhere to put the glove. It makes a certain kind of prezel-logic sense, if you don't mind dying eventually of sepsis.

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2016 12:49 PM (Bdeb0)

93

Acd????

Acd-pfffffft....

Posted by: Bill the Cat at June 22, 2016 12:49 PM (8XRCm)

94 I was the first one to put her severed head in a box.

Posted by: David Fincher, always way ahead of the curve at June 22, 2016 12:49 PM (GJnhB)

95 So, a shitweasel in the hand is worth two in the boat?

That seems to be the 'for it' argument.

Meh. Alan Grayson will probably beat whoever they put up anyhow.

It's shitweasels all the way down.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2016 12:49 PM (gyKtp)

96 OT: Canadians are supposed to be polite!

http://tinyurl.com/gojgrys
>>>

Were the images of the assailant taken on a Hijabcam?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 22, 2016 12:50 PM (Mxs5H)

97 "Also, because I'm a cold hearted platinum lined "

I thought you had an empty heart shaped void.

When did you have cardio-reassignment surgery?

It's hard to keep up

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2016 12:50 PM (ptqRm)

98 >>Also, because I'm a cold hearted platinum lined cunt, I hope that Alan Grayson beats him like a rented red headed step mule.

Didn't Alan Grayson kill a guy? or was he just a wife-beater with a DUI?

so hard to keep track of the Police Blotter that is the Democrat Elite.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 12:50 PM (oeOT+)

99 Hillary = World Class Liar

Good one.

Posted by: Sexypig at June 22, 2016 12:51 PM (UBBWX)

100 trying to start a movement to have all of Florida walled off from the rest of the Union

---

Thought Bugs Bunny sawed it off?

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at June 22, 2016 12:51 PM (Yjjjf)

101 'Gang of Seven' sounds a little less dangerous. Eight is like critical mass.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 12:51 PM (ZnIt3)

102 Chuck Schumer has promised Rubio that there is an honored spot for him in his new gang.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2016 12:51 PM (R+30W)

103 >>It's hard to keep up

When she talks all filthy like that it is difficult to do Bob Dole's job.

Posted by: Bob Dole at June 22, 2016 12:51 PM (oeOT+)

104 With some red lipstick, fishnets and a tight skirt Marco could make a first class whore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2016 12:51 PM (8ZskC)

105 What's the smart set saying about limeys getting their shit together and telling the globalists to f/off? I am really, REAALLY hoping they do. Talk about pissing off the mothership. The gnashing of teeth will be epic.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2016 12:51 PM (SeD0w)

106 "Were the images of the assailant taken on a Hijabcam?"

I don't know, but from the photos, I'm going to side with hijab lady.

don't mess with my personal clothing.

Posted by: Sexypig at June 22, 2016 12:51 PM (UBBWX)

107 Dondi, Ryan, Romney are all planning a 2020 run.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 12:52 PM (iQIUe)

108 trying to start a movement to have all of Florida walled off from the rest of the Union
---
Thought Bugs Bunny sawed it off?>>>

National gender reassignment surgery.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 22, 2016 12:52 PM (Mxs5H)

109 We're blessed to have this Cincinnatus in our midst

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 22, 2016 12:52 PM (PNcou)

110 https://is.gd/AEa1ZM

Yep

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at June 22, 2016 12:53 PM (Yjjjf)

111 "Hi, I'm Marco Rubio. I hate being a Senator, suck at being a Senator, rarely show up to do my job as a Senator, announced I was going to quit being a Senator, but then . . .

. . . I realized I have no other job prospects (or at least none that pay as well for doing so little), so . . .

Vote for me to be your Senator! ('Cuz my bills gotta get paid, bitches!)"

[I'm Marco Rubio and I approved this message. Or whatever]

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2016 12:53 PM (NnYnv)

112 74 Rubio's and Ryan's advocacy of the virtues of the private sector might actually carry more weight if they personally gave it a try sometime.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 22, 2016 12:45 PM
----------------------------
Ziiiinnnnggggg!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 12:53 PM (T/5A0)

113 There's this Guy.. that's been on your mind
All the time, Ru Ru Rubio
Now he don't even know your name
But I think he likes you just the same
Ru Ru Rubio.

Oh oh oh....

Posted by: fixeruooer at June 22, 2016 12:53 PM (8XRCm)

114 ohhh, typo in the sock.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2016 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

115 It's funny, because we all know at some point you're going to be eaten by an alligator.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 12:49 PM (kdS6q)

If it wasn't for the occasional tragedy involving tourists, I would be rooting for the gators.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 12:54 PM (TOk1P)

116 We're blessed to have this Cincinnatus in our midst

*nods head vigorously, paws dirt with hoof*

Posted by: Incitatus at June 22, 2016 12:54 PM (8ZskC)

117 Can we talk more about Trump's speech?

That was about as blunt as I've ever heard out of a politician. Hope he just didn't blow his load all at once right here. It's a long time until November, and LIV memories are short.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 12:54 PM (KUaJL)

118 >>Posted by: fixeruooer at June 22, 2016 12:53 PM (8XRCm)

Oh, fuck you for that Ear Worm...though, it likely made JeffB's week.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 12:54 PM (oeOT+)

119 Pretty sure garrett knew what he was doing there, guys. Classic garrett wit at work.

Don't really care about a candidates' supporters, or their antics, though some ace's best stuff is inspired by them in this case.

It's the candidates themselves that matter. And Rubio distinguished himself only by his embrace of one the most dangerously stupid (not to mention offensive) policy "ideas" in history, and then his transparent and audacious mendacity in pretending he hadn't embraced it.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2016 12:54 PM (QDnY+)

120 LONDON, Ont. - Police are looking for a female suspect after a woman was punched, spat on and had her hijab pulled in a London, Ont., supermarket.

The thought has crossed my mind.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2016 12:54 PM (SeD0w)

121 National gender reassignment surgery.

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Well, it does fit in better with our new safe spaces for snowflakes reality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 12:55 PM (Nwg0u)

122 btw, at no point in this post did I say I didn't want Rubio to win. I do want him to win.

But of course idiots are incapable of reading words, and can only make bad guesses based on the "Hurray/boo" school of emotivisim -- they have no idea what words actually mean. They can only sense the emotional charge of a statement as a "hurray" or a "boo."

The actual "boo" here was for Rubio's lunatic and stpuic cultists, who were among the worst-behaved of all partisans this cycle. so much smug sneering at how only they understood the mood of the electorate or who woild win an election.

No matter how many times you pointed out that a pro-amnesty candidate would not win the primary of an anti-amnesty party, they just got more snug and sneering and insisted they knew better.

Well, they knew two things -- jack and shit.

Posted by: acd at June 22, 2016 12:55 PM (dciA+)

123
Mind you, if Rubio goes gooey and votes for Collin's gun control bill, back into the rat cage with him.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 12:55 PM (kdS6q)

124 On a serious note, is there any chance that the vile repugnant POS Grayson could actually win a statewide contest like Senate?

I guess Rubio is preferable to him, since the game seems to be lesser of two evils everywhere.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 22, 2016 12:55 PM (kKHcp)

125 . . . I realized I have no other job prospects (or at least none that pay as well for doing so little), so . . .

Someone must have told him that in the private sector you don't have Greek columns in your office and they expect you to produce actual results.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2016 12:55 PM (8ZskC)

126 The scumbag's lard-filled ass was finally levered out in 2007, when he was named as chancellor to UMass Lowell.

I remember that. And the corrupt midget Billy Bulger got made president of one of the schools.

Because state universities are a parking ground for disgraced hacks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2016 12:55 PM (1xUj/)

127 I don't think the Brits will ever be allowed to leave the EU, no matter what the vote says.

They may change what some things are called, maybe give out some fig leaves, but functionally they'll still be in the EU.

I don't consider myself the smart set, but that's what I think will happen if the vote is to exit.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 12:55 PM (kZVsz)

128 trying to start a movement to have all of Florida walled off from the rest of the Union

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Thought Bugs Bunny sawed it off?>>>

National gender reassignment surgery.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 22, 2016 12:52 PM (Mxs5H)

Fairly useless thing anyway, isn't it? With all that swampland, I don't think it's capable of getting hard.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 12:56 PM (TOk1P)

129 Posted by: acd at June 22, 2016 12:55 PM (dciA+)

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again??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2016 12:56 PM (8XRCm)

130
Can we talk more about Trump's speech?

That was about as blunt as I've ever heard out of a politician. Hope he just didn't blow his load all at once right here. It's a long time until November, and LIV memories are short.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 12:54 PM (KUaJL)
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It was a big-picture speech. He can spend the coming months going into details.

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 12:56 PM (pC96u)

131 LONDON, Ont. - Police are looking for a female suspect after a woman was punched, spat on and had her hijab pulled in a London, Ont., supermarket.

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I hate to go all Marion Barry but I suspect the bitch set her up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 12:56 PM (Nwg0u)

132 *flamethrows joe for the Trump + blowing load*

I thought you had an empty heart shaped void.

When did you have cardio-reassignment surgery?

It's hard to keep up
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2016 12:50 PM (ptqRm)

I shoved BC's still beating heart that I ripped out of him during the podcast into the void.

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 22, 2016 12:57 PM (mf5HN)

133 117
Can we talk more about Trump's speech? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 12:54 PM (KUaJL)

Big-league, as the man would say, though his torch-singer whispering of "Americans...Americans" was a little creepy. If only there was something he could do to turn Free Shit Army, he'd have a chance. Alas.

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2016 12:57 PM (Bdeb0)

134 117 Can we talk more about Trump's speech?

That was about as blunt as I've ever heard out of a politician. Hope he just didn't blow his load all at once right here. It's a long time until November, and LIV memories are short.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 12:54
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LIVs won't forget it because they won't hear it to begin with.
It was a good speech and he needs to repeat the content over and over so it will reach the occasional LIV ear.
And, like it or not, he has to find the money to get stuff like this out (in small bites) in ads.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 12:57 PM (T/5A0)

135 72 Is Ace now an Australian Cattle Dog?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 12:44 PM (3ZoRf)

Assault Concealed Derringer

Posted by: Country Singer at June 22, 2016 12:45 PM (GUBah)

Anus Cream Dispenser?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 12:58 PM (3ZoRf)

136 OT but apparently the dems are holding some sort of gun control sit in in congress.

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 12:58 PM (E/vjf)

137 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: #NeverRubio at June 22, 2016 12:59 PM (xcF3W)

138 Still too high off the Trump speech to get upset by this

Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 22, 2016 12:59 PM (10hEu)

139 I'm trying to start a movement to have all of
Florida walled off from the rest of the Union. Frankly, we would prefer
NOT to have to mind your damned business anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 12:48 PM (TOk1P)

Can we build the wall across the middle of the state? I have family (conservatives) in the panhandle area. It's more like south Georgia, not as lib-infested.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 12:59 PM (1ZOkK)

140 OT but apparently the dems are holding some sort of gun control sit in in congress.

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I hope it last until Christmas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 12:59 PM (Nwg0u)

141 That was about as blunt as I've ever heard out of a politician. Hope he just didn't blow his load all at once right here. It's a long time until November, and LIV memories are short.Posted by: joe, living dangerously

If the speech is a Hillary killer, the DNC will be petitioning the Justice department to bring charges. Hillary Clinton is one phone call away from entering the quicksand of the legal system.

If she can't win she's worthless to them.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 12:59 PM (ZnIt3)

142 Not to disparage Marco Rubio, but does anyone think he has a CDL or knows QuickBooks? If you gave him a slide rule and a micrometer, do you think he would know which one's which? Anyone think he knows the recipe for simple syrup, or would even know how to find it, let alone make a decent plate of Chicken Marsala consistently?

Senator Rubio strikes me as a guy who has no idea what an hour of actual, productive work looks or feels like. So let him stay in the Senate where he can do Senate stuff, or let him get voted out so he can write a "tell-all" book with a 20-page index full of all the names that he can drop. Or put him out to seed on a government pension so he can spend his days on that awesome boat of his. Whatever.

He'll be back someday, at which time I'll ignore him all over again.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 22, 2016 12:59 PM (BU7eM)

143 "OT but apparently the dems are holding some sort of gun control sit in in congress."

Are they on strike? Because that would be awesome!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 22, 2016 01:00 PM (hLRSq)

144 Remember who Florida voted for in the last two presidential elections...

It seems to me they are being infiltrated by the Democrats core demographic- dumb people who can't think for themselves.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:00 PM (O0lVq)

145 is ace now acd?

Posted by: bjk at June 22, 2016 01:00 PM (x2rNW)

146 >>OT but apparently the dems are holding some sort of gun control sit in in congress.

It's kinda adorable.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:00 PM (oeOT+)

147

this surprises no one really does it?

also, check out Gateway Pundit, Steve Malzberg interview with Michelle Fields. she lies

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:00 PM (zOTsN)

148 He has always been acd.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 01:01 PM (kZVsz)

149 He polls well with the Cubans and may be tolerable to the Soccer moms - so yeah, conservative Senator.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2016 01:01 PM (oDCMR)

150 South Florida is a suburb of NYC and Havana.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:01 PM (1ZOkK)

151

Marco can follow. Lets hope he isnt following Hillary

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:01 PM (zOTsN)

152 >> OT but apparently the dems are holding some sort of gun control sit in in congress.<<

Can we make it a hunger strike and just leave them to die?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:02 PM (O0lVq)

153 I'm just going to leave this here:

https://twitter.com/Souf_Oaklin/status/745659036331311104

Also remember, Florida is five states:

Redneckville
South New Jersey
Disney
Havana
Margaritaville

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 22, 2016 01:02 PM (mf5HN)

154 146
>>OT but apparently the dems are holding some sort of gun control sit in in congress.

It's kinda adorable.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:00 PM (oeOT+)

Why not call the Sgt. At Arms and drag each one of these panty-wastes out of the House chambers? And if they happen to "bump their head" on the way out, so much the better.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 22, 2016 01:02 PM (jxbfJ)

155 about 8 people sitting on the Senate carpet

it looks ridiculous

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:02 PM (zOTsN)

156 Avid
Cross
Dresser

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 22, 2016 01:02 PM (oeOT+)

157 The most powerful people in the nation holding a sit in like they're 19 year olds chaining themselves to trees to fight the power.

Guys, you are the power. Also, notice who's mug is right in front of the camera. Joe Biden.

The Vice President of the United States speaking truth to power. Have you ever seen such an absurd thing?

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 01:02 PM (kZVsz)

158 testing voice to text.it's actually works, but a little slow

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 01:02 PM (ZnIt3)

159 I am a yuuuge trump fan boy,

BUT

he is gonna get slammed for the audible breathing noises. Its distracting.

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Darth Vader did OK with it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 11:33 AM (Nwg0u)

_____________________

Luke, I am Making The Force Great Again!
Posted by: Luxurious Vader

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 01:03 PM (Nwg0u)

160 155
about 8 people sitting on the Senate carpet

it looks ridiculous

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:02 PM (zOTsN)

I'm not watching. Should we make guesses?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:03 PM (1ZOkK)

161 136 OT but apparently the dems are holding some sort of gun control sit in in congress.
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 12:58 PM (E/vjf)

It's all over Twitter, complete with pictures. It's mostly awkward looking, like aged hippies who realize that their bladders were a lot bigger way back in the '70s.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 22, 2016 01:04 PM (Pby3z)

162 Dems have sat on their asses for at least the last eight years, so this is a fitting visual.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:04 PM (O0lVq)

163 >>Margaritaville

That's on the Goy Coast, right?

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:04 PM (oeOT+)

164 >>>If only there was something he could do to turn Free Shit Army, he'd have a chance. Alas.
Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2016 12:57 PM (Bdeb0)

Ha! I've got them rubes all locked up, so unless Donnie promises 1-%er homes or Guaranteed Incomes of $1 million dollars a week, you can forget it.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders of the Free Shit Army at June 22, 2016 01:04 PM (xcF3W)

165
Leave 45%
Remain 44%
Undecided 11%

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 01:04 PM (iQIUe)

166 Dem sit in captions:

Damn, should have skipped the Activia this morning.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 01:04 PM (kZVsz)

167 I am not watching the grand butt squat. I saw a picture of it at Gateway Pundit or Weasel Zipper

seriously

its pathetic

they even look embarrassed

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:04 PM (zOTsN)

168 Wait...is Lizzy Warren sitting "Indian style"?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:05 PM (O0lVq)

169
I wonder how Bryan Pagliano's day is going. He's being deposed by Judicial Watch today.

They may have the transcript up faster than usual, because the court reporter will be able to copy/paste all his responses. "I refuse to answer that questions on the grounds that it may incriminate Hil -- me."

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 01:05 PM (pC96u)

170 That was about as blunt as I've ever heard out of a politician. Hope he just didn't blow his load all at once right here. It's a long time until November, and LIV memories are short.Posted by: joe

He has forty years worth of stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:05 PM (mkW7v)

171 157
The most powerful people in the nation holding a sit in like they're 19
year olds chaining themselves to trees to fight the power.

Guys, you are the power. Also, notice who's mug is right in front of the camera. Joe Biden.

WTF? Is Joey sitting on the floor, too? Someone needs to distract him with a toy train and a jar of paste.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:05 PM (1ZOkK)

172

seriously

I would pay money to watch those fat old farts try and stand up again after sitting on the carpet

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:05 PM (zOTsN)

173 >>Lizzy Warren sitting "Indian style"?

She's airing out her Lotus Blossom.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:06 PM (oeOT+)

174 Leave 45%
Remain 44%
Undecided 11%
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 01:04 PM (iQIUe)

When is the referendum actually going to be held? If Leave has more votes, is that considered law, or does their legislature need to actually do something?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 01:06 PM (KUaJL)

175 Chuck Schumer needs Mario there.

To suck his dick.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2016 01:06 PM (OkKDg)

176 Wait...is Lizzy Warren sitting "Indian style"?

How!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:06 PM (mkW7v)

177 There ought to be some joke about "acd" and "AC / DC," but I can't come up with it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2016 01:06 PM (X6fMO)

178 Sit in organized by John Lewis.

So special.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 22, 2016 01:06 PM (/CXhS)

179

Florida: Think of it as America's Wang

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 01:06 PM (kdS6q)

180 168
Wait...is Lizzy Warren sitting "Indian style"?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:05 PM (O0lVq)

*wipes fruit smoothie off monitor*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:06 PM (1ZOkK)

181 I like to imagine Biden playing with his trucks on the carpet like Danny Torrence in The Shining.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 01:06 PM (kZVsz)

182 "like aged hippies who realize that their bladders were a lot bigger way back in the '70s."

*giggle* *snort*

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:06 PM (E/vjf)

183 "I shoved BC's still beating heart that I ripped out of him during the podcast into the void."

That would work

Yup

Sure would.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2016 01:07 PM (ptqRm)

184 It's criss-cross-applesauce!

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at June 22, 2016 01:07 PM (kZVsz)

185 179

Florida: Think of it as America's Wang

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 01:06 PM (kdS6q)

Another state shaped like a limp penis: Illinois

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:07 PM (1ZOkK)

186

help, I've fallen and I cant get up!

-Grand Butt Squat Democrats

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:07 PM (zOTsN)

187 WTF? Is Joey sitting on the floor, too? Someone needs to distract him with a toy train and a jar of paste.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

How do you think they got him down there?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:07 PM (mkW7v)

188 WTF? Is Joey sitting on the floor, too? Someone needs to distract him with a toy train and a jar of paste.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:05 PM (1ZOkK)

Or an inappropriate woman/girl's shoulders/hair/back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2016 01:07 PM (3ZoRf)

189 It was a big-picture speech. He can spend the coming months going into details.

that's what's great about all offense all the time. She should respond, but won't, and the punches will continue to land b/c the press can't/won't ask followup, "Can you prove that Mr. Trump...never mind."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2016 01:07 PM (SeD0w)

190 They are going to play 'Spin the Bottle', next.

Then, 'Seven Seconds in The Cloak Room'.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:08 PM (oeOT+)

191 Also remember, Florida is five states:

You left out The Place with Bonefish and Tarpon.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2016 01:08 PM (1xUj/)

192 Always good to see a gravitas laden rising political "star" decide he really doesn't want to spend more time with his family, but is willing to sacrifice himself on the altar of public service for another six years.

Amazingly enough, the graft had absolutely nothing to do with his decision, but he is expected to upgrade his boat #SOON!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 01:08 PM (wYnyS)

193 Isn't there a reasonable choice in FL?

Any FL morons or watchers who can handicap the GOP primary and possible outcomes vs. Murphy?

Is the disastrous template of useless (GOP) vs. insane and destructive (Dems) the only one that's possible given the people running in FL?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2016 01:08 PM (QDnY+)

194 Wall Street perked up at the news, with investors grabbing up stocks in the Water, Grandpas, and America! sectors.
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Go long on shoe lifts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2016 01:08 PM (9mTYi)

195 Hillary tweets, and I'm not making this up,

This is what real leadership looks like

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:08 PM (s+vOZ)

196
seriously

its pathetic

they even look embarrassed
Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:04 PM (zOTsN)
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How is Liz Warren doing? I heard her Nanna was really good at sitting cross-legged on the ground.

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 01:08 PM (pC96u)

197 162 Dems have sat on their asses for at least the last eight years, so this is a fitting visual.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:04 PM (O0lVq)
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Gotta disagree. Ass-sitting on comfortable, heavily padded carpet is more a GOPe thing.
Leftists are always moving, grasping, slithering, maneuvering.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 01:08 PM (T/5A0)

198 I heard some kind of rumor that there are dead people on this thread.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:08 PM (dFi94)

199 Rush just mentioned Maguffin!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 22, 2016 01:09 PM (ig8mo)

200

they look like they have been placed in the "time out" carpet in pre school

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:09 PM (zOTsN)

201 Please tell me Sheila Jackson Lee is squatting on the floor. They'll need a crane to get her back on her feet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:09 PM (1ZOkK)

202 Also remember, Florida is five states:

You left out The Place with Bonefish and Tarpon.

And the swamp and the injuns.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:09 PM (mkW7v)

203 >>>That's on the Goy Coast, right?
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:04 PM (oeOT+)

Not for long! We open there in about a week.

Posted by: Chabad Shliach #765 at June 22, 2016 01:09 PM (xcF3W)

204 That would work

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I know

It's like Iron Man or something

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at June 22, 2016 01:09 PM (Yjjjf)

205 When is the referendum actually going to be held? If Leave has more votes, is that considered law, or does their legislature need to actually do something?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 01:06 PM (KUaJL)

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Tomorrow. It's either law or parliament is required to enact it, post haste.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 01:09 PM (iQIUe)

206 Hillary tweets, and I'm not making this up,

This is what real leadership looks like
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:08 PM (s+vOZ)

On its ass?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:09 PM (zOTsN)

207 I bet when those old codgers try to stand up from their stupid sit-in, the resulting number and volume of cracks and pops will send any nearby vets into a PTSD episode.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 22, 2016 01:10 PM (eytER)

208 Fox is showing the sit-in and Nasty Nancy blathering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:10 PM (1ZOkK)

209 We're not moving until we get common sense gun laws, or we get those damn teenagers to turn down their stereos! It's not even real music!

Posted by: Sitting Senate Septuagenarians at June 22, 2016 01:10 PM (lDrRt)

210 Lizzy Warren sitting "Indian style"?

She's airing out her Lotus Blossom.
Posted by: garrett
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Nah... you're mistaking arrows for dots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2016 01:10 PM (9mTYi)

211 Are we sure the dems just didn't misplace their Life Alert pendants?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 01:10 PM (KUaJL)

212
What's really funny is they're typical middle-aged Americans who haven't sat on the ground since they were in grade school. They're all stiff and rolling on their fat hams, trying to prop themselves on one hand then the other...

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 01:11 PM (pC96u)

213
Rush just mentioned Maguffin!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 22, 2016 01:09 PM (ig8mo)
==============================================

I clicked talk radio off the day after the 2012 election. Never have turned on Rush since. Or Mark Belling, who I used to really like.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:11 PM (dFi94)

214 Since this may be the Brits one and only chance to get free, I hope they dont blow it. One factor is that the EU can dictate how many refugees they have to take in. If that doesnt scare them, nothing will!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 01:11 PM (iQIUe)

215 Does the Sargent at arms carry pepper spray?

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:11 PM (s+vOZ)

216
Sit in organized by John Lewis. So special.
Posted by: RWC

Fun Fact

We're nameing a warship after him. Just like Gabby!

http://tinyurl.com/zo37h9n

Funner Fact

A GOP congressman tried to stop that, and the GOPe cockblocked him.

http://tinyurl.com/zxhsvt8

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 01:11 PM (kdS6q)

217 We need to chip in and send the Republican members some Black Rifle Coffee Co. mugs.

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:12 PM (1ZOkK)

218 Here's a nice little Easter Egg for you.

The Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR) will stand trial on charges of fraud and cover up for alleged crimes perpetrated against hundreds of victims, according to a new ruling by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia.

The case against CAIR National was originally dismissed by a federal judge but unanimously overturned by the appellate court. Two cases are involved in the suit, which the appellate court consolidated into one, since both cases involve racketeering, a federal RICO (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations) crime.

The lawsuits claim that CAIR National was aware that Morris Days, the "Resident Attorney" and "Manager for Civil Rights" at the now defunct CAIR-Maryland/Virginia chapter in Herndon, Virginia, was in fact not an attorney and that he failed to provide legal services for clients who came to CAIR for legal representation.

Moreover, the suits claim, CAIR knew of this fraud and purposefully conspired with Days to keep the CAIR clients from discovering that their legal matters were being mishandled or not handled at all. In addition, the complaints allege that, according to CAIR's own internal documents, there were hundreds of victims of the fraud scheme.

See WZ.

Has the court never heard of Taqiyya?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 01:12 PM (Nwg0u)

219 I bet when those old codgers try to stand up from their stupid sit-in, the resulting number and volume of cracks and pops will send any nearby vets into a PTSD episode.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks
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Also, exhaust noises.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2016 01:12 PM (9mTYi)

220 Hillary tweets, and I'm not making this up,

This is what real leadership looks like

Still stuck in the 60's.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:12 PM (mkW7v)

221 Has it been four hours since Trump's speech? Should I be concerned? Seek medical attention?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2016 01:12 PM (kTF2Z)

222 Just saw on Twitter that Brleave is at 49% and Brstay In is at 42%.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 22, 2016 01:12 PM (BU7eM)

223

I like the fat guy checking his phone

what a grand gesture of supreme attention whoring

who is this for? its so fucking dumb

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:12 PM (zOTsN)

224 158 testing voice to text.it's actually works, but a little slow

heh, I like to mess w/my phone by holding the mic next to the radio. usu gets about 85%.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2016 01:12 PM (SeD0w)

225 They do realize that most of America is throwing shit at the TV and shouting WTF- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:12 PM (O0lVq)

226 Leave 45%
Remain 44%
Undecided 11%

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 01:04 PM (iQIUe)

Leave 45%
Remain 44%
Undecided 6%
On Soros Payroll 5%

I, for one, welcome my unelected unaccountable Brussels overlords.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 01:12 PM (wYnyS)

227 Hillary tweets, and I'm not making this up,

This is what real leadership looks like

Still stuck in the 60's.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:12 PM (mkW7v)

Leading from... below?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 01:12 PM (KUaJL)

228 With a Trump administration unlikely, Little Marco needs a job.

Posted by: LTCHAM at June 22, 2016 01:13 PM (MzYgJ)

229 Any white Ottomans at that there sit-in?

I got one for sale. It's got a skid mark, but you can tell anyone it's a rare tiger stripe.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2016 01:13 PM (4AVeu)

230 In light of recent political events I have found my candidate:

Ace/Ace crappy vision 2016

Seriously, we could do worse

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 22, 2016 01:13 PM (xGxQ0)

231 >>Still stuck in the 60's.

Yep.

Right around 69.

Posted by: Huma Abedin's Prayer Rug at June 22, 2016 01:13 PM (oeOT+)

232 What does Presdent Obama think about this decision ?

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 22, 2016 01:13 PM (NuElX)

233 re: Brexit

In a speech to the House of Commons on 22 February 2016, Cameron announced a referendum date of 23 June 2016 and set out the legal framework for withdrawal from the European Union in circumstances where there was a referendum majority vote to leave, citing Article 50 of the Lisbon Treaty. Cameron spoke of an intention to trigger the Article 50 process immediately following a leave vote and of the "two-year time period to negotiate the arrangements for exit".

http://tinyurl.com/hflm9zt

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2016 01:13 PM (R+30W)

234 222 Just saw on Twitter that Brleave is at 49% and Brstay In is at 42%.

It's going to be a 5 Depends day for old man Soros.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2016 01:13 PM (SeD0w)

235 Hurry up! We can only sit for so long before we risk DVT.

Posted by: Sitting Senate Septuagenarians at June 22, 2016 01:13 PM (lDrRt)

236 Marco Rubio, In Act of Moral Generosity, Gives His Cultists Reason to Cling to Their Dreary Lives

Rubio's fanbase mainly came from offerring a way to stop Trump and win the election.

He's lost a lot of that fanbase over the past couple months.

Posted by: AD at June 22, 2016 01:14 PM (+xBFV)

237 Does the Sergeant at arms carry pepper spray?

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:11 PM (s+vOZ)
________

I'm hoping he's actually armed like his totally badass counterpart in Ottawa.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 22, 2016 01:14 PM (BU7eM)

238 OMG are they actually taking selfies? This is hilarious.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:14 PM (O0lVq)

239 "the "two-year time period to negotiate the arrangements for exit".

Boo. Hissss

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:14 PM (s+vOZ)

240 Florida: Think of it as America's Wang

Quiet you, or I'll pop a chubby and flood Charleston.

Posted by: Florida - Limp, for NOW at June 22, 2016 01:14 PM (WlGX+)

241 193--- Isn't there a reasonable choice in FL?
Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2016 01:08 PM (QDnY+)
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From what I can tell, no.
The party is fractured there (as elsewhere) and none of the other candidates seems to have enough steam.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 01:14 PM (T/5A0)

242 I like the fat guy checking his phone
what a grand gesture of supreme attention whoring

Checking polls. Seeing how the sit-in looks.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:15 PM (mkW7v)

243 238
OMG are they actually taking selfies? This is hilarious.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:14 PM (O0lVq)

*facepalm*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:15 PM (1ZOkK)

244 I can see Hillary Clinton's next tweet:

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 01:15 PM (ZnIt3)

245
also, check out Gateway Pundit, Steve Malzberg interview with Michelle Fields. she lies

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:00 PM (zOTsN)
______________________

That was hurtful....

~sniff-sniff~

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 22, 2016 01:15 PM (HSmrB)

246 Sit in organized by John Lewis. So special.
Posted by: RWC
---------

Ah. The same John Lewis who was spat upon, and called by racial epithets at the Tea Party rally.

Sadly, in spite of the ubiquity of cell-phone cameras, and news organizations, none of it was captured on video or audio. But, we all know it happened, because, Tea Party.

Posted by: MSM at June 22, 2016 01:15 PM (9mTYi)

247 Deep down didn't we all expect this?

Posted by: SH at June 22, 2016 01:15 PM (gmeXX)

248
If Leave has more votes, is that considered law, or does their legislature need to actually do something?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

It's either law or parliament is required to enact it, post haste.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

Don't listen to him. He's gone mad with the heat.

It's a non-binding resolution, but Cameron has pinky sworn.

http://tinyurl.com/jcbb7ng

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 01:15 PM (kdS6q)

249

who is gonna pay to clean that carpet

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:15 PM (zOTsN)

250 Hey, it's good work if you can get it.

Posted by: Paladin at June 22, 2016 01:15 PM (lP8dE)

251 237
Does the Sergeant at arms carry pepper spray?

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:11 PM (s+vOZ)

________

I'm hoping he's actually armed like his totally badass counterpart in Ottawa.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 22, 2016 01:14 PM (BU7eM)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS
How sad is it when the Canadians have to show the US how to be a badass.
Gees, next thing you know the French will be doing it.
Oh, wait. Hollande did when we went after ISIS.
F***, we're screwed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 22, 2016 01:16 PM (jxbfJ)

252 237 Does the Sergeant at arms carry pepper spray?

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:11 PM (s+vOZ)
________

I'm hoping he's actually armed like his totally badass counterpart in Ottawa.

Since all their heads are now about ass high, go eat at Chipotle.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:16 PM (mkW7v)

253 This is what real leadership looks like

-
I hate to be quite so shallow but that John Lewis is one ugly sumbitch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 01:16 PM (Nwg0u)

254 Guys on the trading floor are laughing so hard they are crying. Some are throwing crap at the monitor.

This is great.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:16 PM (O0lVq)

255 "It's a non-binding resolution, but Cameron has pinky sworn.
"

Boooer! Hissssier!

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:16 PM (s+vOZ)

256 I hate to be quite so shallow but that John Lewis is one ugly sumbitch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 01:16 PM (Nwg0u)

He's an Orc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:17 PM (1ZOkK)

257 Why does John Lewis always look like he's passing a kidney stone?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at June 22, 2016 01:17 PM (WlGX+)

258 Just curious- who do they think this plays to, that is, besides Hillary and most five-year-olds?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:17 PM (O0lVq)

259 Since this may be the Brits one and only chance to get free, I hope they dont blow it. One factor is that the EU can dictate how many refugees they have to take in. If that doesnt scare them, nothing will!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 01:11 PM (iQIUe)

Interesting that #Rotherham and #Remain start with the same letters, and worse, the same precepts of government by EU Bureaucrats. #Brexit!

I hope Britons ask "WWWD?"
"What Would Winston Do?"

Then they should vote for #Brexit as a matter of principle just like Sir Winston would have done!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 01:17 PM (wYnyS)

260 A philosophical question for the Horde.

Which is funnier, ace banning himself from his own blog or ace misspelling ace?

Please don't ban me.

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 22, 2016 01:17 PM (mf5HN)

261 A sit in......how original.

What next ...a Jim Hendrix cover band?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 22, 2016 01:18 PM (xGxQ0)

262 260 A philosophical question for the Horde.

Which is funnier, ace banning himself from his own blog or ace misspelling ace?

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:18 PM (mkW7v)

263 Well, they knew two things -- jack and shit.

And jack left town.

Posted by: GMan at June 22, 2016 01:18 PM (sxq57)

264
I like the fat guy checking his phone
what a grand gesture of supreme attention whoring

Checking polls. Seeing how the sit-in looks.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:15 PM (mkW7v)
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Texting his aide to buy some liniment.

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 01:19 PM (pC96u)

265
a republican does this and its all "close the parks! turn away the vets! the sky is falling and government has stopped"

but these paste eaters are big heroes

they are senators staging a "sit in" in the senate

they are facing ZERO risk

they will not be arrested

they will not be hauled away

their interns will bring them sustenance

sit ins used to be fraught with personal risk

WTF is this? its a tantrum

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:19 PM (zOTsN)

266 All Americo was around for was so he could force through amnesty with a latino face. Then anyone objecting would be muh rayciss.

Anyone who believes the teeming mass of socialist third worlders from the south are natural conservatives is a fucking retard who should eat a bullet.

Most of them don't even want fucking citizenship. They're here to work and send money home so they can retire at 40 back in Old Mexico. If anyone actually investigated the matter, they'd know this. But nope it's cheap labor and hurr durr konservative values all the way down.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2016 01:19 PM (4ErVI)

267 Wonder if it's a banable offence to sock 'acd'?

Yeah, I'm not gonna test that.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 01:19 PM (ZnIt3)

268 >>Which is funnier, ace banning himself from his own blog or ace misspelling ace?

Well, he is blind right now.

I can only imagine what he made himself for breakfast.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:19 PM (oeOT+)

269 So the Dems are throwing temper tantrums ? What's new?

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 01:20 PM (O2RFr)

270 227 Hillary tweets, and I'm not making this up,

This is what real leadership looks like

F'ng boomers gonna be the death of us. I want a review on "The Greatest Generation." Sure, they won the war, then completely reneged on raising their kids.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2016 01:20 PM (SeD0w)

271 Hillary would think that "leadership" is sitting on your ass. Look how she let out countrymen die in Libya.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:20 PM (O0lVq)

272
I can only imagine what he made himself for breakfast.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:19 PM (oeOT+)
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Kaboom.

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 01:20 PM (pC96u)

273
WTF is this? its a tantrum
Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:19 PM (zOTsN)

It's the 5 year old threatening to hold their breath until you give in.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 01:20 PM (KUaJL)

274 I'm hoping he's actually armed like his totally badass counterpart in Ottawa.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 22, 2016 01:14 PM (BU7eM)

That guy got appointed ambassador to Ireland. There he stopped a protestor from rushing a stage at an event.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 22, 2016 01:20 PM (hLRSq)

275
If Leave wins, dont be surprised if Cameron is out and Boris Johnson is in.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 01:21 PM (iQIUe)

276 "Which is funnier, ace banning himself from his own blog or ace misspelling ace?"

How about ace attempting to ban himself from his own blog and accidentally banning someone else due to his not yet healed vision?

Posted by: torquewrench at June 22, 2016 01:21 PM (noWW6)

277
Just curious- who do they think this plays to, that is, besides Hillary and most five-year-olds?

The 52%. And, frankly, I don't think they're wrong.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2016 01:21 PM (X6fMO)

278

this is no sit in at a lunch counter

this is old farts wish casting the 60s back

what a fraud and a sham

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:21 PM (zOTsN)

279 I don't know much about FL politics or who's running for that Senate seat. I could look it up, but it's easier to ask if the other Republican/s running is better or worse. Ideas?

Posted by: Hank at June 22, 2016 01:21 PM (/vqyz)

280 Rubio still hasn't figured out why he lost the primary.

He lost because he's shown himself to be a self serving liar from the get go.

How long after he was elected Senator did he go back on his word about amnesty? Less than a year or something?

Now he's decided that his previous statements about being a Senator are "inoperative".

Meaning he figured out he isn't qualified for anything else that is as easy and pays off so well.

Rubio delenda est.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 22, 2016 01:21 PM (ECJ+C)

281 Marco Rubio for senate so he has a job when he tries to run for president again.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 01:22 PM (AQz3I)

282 this is old farts wish casting the 60s back

what a fraud and a sham

For most the 60's never left...

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 01:22 PM (O2RFr)

283
I can only imagine what he made himself for breakfast.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:19 PM (oeOT+)

-------------------

Cdrdal and dggs

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 01:22 PM (pC96u)

284 >>Kaboom.

Yeah, with Cascade poured over it instead of Carnation Powdered Milk.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:22 PM (oeOT+)

285
A philosophical question for the Horde.

How about Ace posting an accidental link to busty lesbian tan line prOn under the handle of "acd" and immediately banning himself?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2016 01:22 PM (X6fMO)

286 Well of course they are having a sit in. Trump actually did a speech where he didn't crap his pants so the media needs something else to change the narrative.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 22, 2016 01:22 PM (xGxQ0)

287 We can haz sit inz?

Posted by: Pouty McPoutyFace at June 22, 2016 01:23 PM (ucB75)

288 WTF is this? its a tantrum
Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:19 PM (zOTsN)

It's the 5 year old threatening to hold their breath until you give in.
Posted by: joe

They're not my 5 yr old. Go ahead and hold your fucking breaths.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:23 PM (mkW7v)

289 I wonder if this would be a good time to "accidentally" post the link to the slap-fight video?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:23 PM (1ZOkK)

290 >>The 52%. And, frankly, I don't think they're wrong.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2016 01:21 PM (X6fMO)
<<

That's laughable. I don't even think it plays to people in a coma.

Maybe, maybe 60's burn out's, small children who want to play patty-cake and anarchist types. But only the latter if they start setting shit on fire.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:23 PM (O0lVq)

291 I missed it. Why are the Dems having a sit-in? They don't like the cafeteria food?

And what's that about people throwing things at monitors? Is that the Democrats, or other beings?

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:23 PM (dFi94)

292 What next ...a Jim Hendrix cover band?

Leave Jimi out of this: Brother was the only good thing to come out of the 60's. And he just barely made it out of the 60's.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2016 01:24 PM (SeD0w)

293
Hillary would think that "leadership" is sitting on your ass. Look how she let out countrymen die in Libya.

Somebody should tweet that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2016 01:24 PM (X6fMO)

294 I'm not a part of the sit in, Jill put me in time out.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 22, 2016 01:24 PM (lDrRt)

295 To answer the question of how bad Florida politics us, the Democratic nominee may be Alan Grayson.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 22, 2016 01:24 PM (xGxQ0)

296 F'ng boomers gonna be the death of us. I want a review on "The Greatest Generation." Sure, they won the war, then completely reneged on raising their kids.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2016 01:20 PM (SeD0w)

Hear, hear. They defeated the barbarians overseas, then raised a generation of them at home.

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2016 01:24 PM (7HtZB)

297 So what are the protesting for? More gun control? Like that would have made a deference with Orlando.... They should be protesting obama's importation of more muslims to the US.... Now there's something to protest about...

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 01:24 PM (O2RFr)

298 They claim they're going to stay there until Friday.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 01:25 PM (ZnIt3)

299 We have some hard core Dem's in my office. Most are engaged in double-facepalms right now. Even they are embarassed.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:25 PM (O0lVq)

300 Then they should vote for #Brexit as a matter of principle just like Sir Winston would have done!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2016 01:17 PM (wYnyS)

==========
The Queen has no vote and stays out of it. However, there have been reports of her asking her dinner guests to give her 3 reasons why the UK shd stay in the EU.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 01:25 PM (iQIUe)

301 213---I clicked talk radio off the day after the 2012 election. Never have turned on Rush since. Or Mark Belling, who I used to really like.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:11 PM (dFi94)
----------------------------------
The only one I listen to now is Dennis Prager.
Some weeks I just tune in for his "ultimate issues" hour (Tues) or "happiness hour" (Fri.) He also has a "male-female hour" on Wednesday that discusses marriage, etc.
I like him because I think he has a much better handle on the root problems facing the US, especially the poison of anti-Christianity.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 01:25 PM (T/5A0)

302
the point of sit ins was to invite legal action, get arrested and involved personal hardship and risk

what risk are these fat fucks enduring?

risk of stroke or blood clot?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:25 PM (zOTsN)

303 298
They claim they're going to stay there until Friday.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 01:25 PM (ZnIt3)

Hopefully with no food, water, or bathroom breaks.

Lock and chain the doors to the chamber.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:26 PM (1ZOkK)

304 Does the Sergeant at arms carry pepper spray?

I suggest you use your nightstick, Officer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 22, 2016 01:26 PM (rwI+c)

305 @298. Friday at 4:00 pm. Then they gotta get to Old Country Buffet for the Early Bird Special.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 22, 2016 01:26 PM (xGxQ0)

306 They stay they're staying til the vote. Better hope they're wearing depends

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:26 PM (s+vOZ)

307 I bet most of them pass gas when they get up.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:26 PM (O0lVq)

308 298 They claim they're going to stay there until Friday.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 01:25 PM (ZnIt3)

The part where they use the lectern as a porta-potty needs to be filmed and widely distributed.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 22, 2016 01:26 PM (Pby3z)

309 Brother was the only good thing to come out of the 60's. And he just barely made it out of the 60's.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2016 01:24 PM (SeD0w)
==============================================

Hey now. Tons of good things came out of the 60's.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:26 PM (dFi94)

310 I'm trying to start a movement to have all of Florida walled off from the rest of the Union. Frankly, we would prefer NOT to have to mind your damned business anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 12:48 PM (TOk1P)
---------------------------

If you'd stop exporting your New Yorkers to Florida, our signal-to-idiot ratio would be a lot healthier. Perhaps your wall-around-Florida idea is a good one.

Posted by: Immolate at June 22, 2016 01:26 PM (R1oMt)

311 In a proud Democrat tradition, I'm sure they'll pay other people to take their place on the line.

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at June 22, 2016 01:27 PM (kZVsz)

312 291 I missed it. Why are the Dems having a sit-in? They don't like the cafeteria food?

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:23 PM (dFi94)

It's for the children!!!!

Not joking, that's why.
http://tinyurl.com/zxq65sg

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2016 01:27 PM (7HtZB)

313 Man am I sucking at socking today.

Posted by: Chupacaba at June 22, 2016 01:27 PM (kZVsz)

314 The Queen has no vote and stays out of it. However, there have been reports of her asking her dinner guests to give her 3 reasons why the UK shd stay in the EU.

1. Because.
2. ???
3. Profit!!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:27 PM (mkW7v)

315 Rep Bobby Rush is running on and on about gang kids with guns.

Of course his state has very weak sentencing for gun possession violations, because racist, so we need to pass laws that hassle me instead.

Posted by: stace, TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:28 PM (ozZau)

316 It's for the children!!!!

What? Not for their new favorite pets the LGBT? crowd?

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 01:28 PM (O2RFr)

317 Any chance of a David Brat arising as the Republican nom?

I really don't get Rubio's appeal at this point.
Democrats like O and Hillary lie about their stances (like gay marriage) to the opposition, and then come through for their base. GOPers do the opposite: lie to their base and come through for the opposition.

And I think he's funny looking, but I'm a guy- maybe he really is a fastasy Paolo for large numbers of Repub women.

Posted by: Steve and Cold bear at June 22, 2016 01:28 PM (6SLwp)

318 This would be a perfect time to give the raptors - Slashy, Spiky, Bity, and Polly - a little workout.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 22, 2016 01:28 PM (hLRSq)

319 185
179

Florida: Think of it as America's Wang

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 01:06 PM (kdS6q)

Another state shaped like a limp penis: Illinois

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:07 PM (1ZOkK)

Don't forget Michigan's Upper Penisula

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 22, 2016 01:28 PM (wtvvX)

320

their interns are going to bring them food

they will not be arrested

they are as safe as though they are in a cradle

am I supposed to be impressed that they will forgo sleeping in their mansions and penthouse apartments for a day ot two

they will prolly have interns bring them inflatable mattresses

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:28 PM (zOTsN)

321 So has anyone dragged out the "shutting down the government" omg! bit yet? tend to doubt the mfm wll go there

Posted by: random lurker at June 22, 2016 01:28 PM (+tRIN)

322 Well, John Lewis sitting on his ass doing nothing is probably good for America.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 22, 2016 01:28 PM (xGxQ0)

323 With Brexit, the Germans will once again be left holding the bag. If Germans find negative interest rates a bother now, wait til England turns off the money taps. Bad news for Greece and Spain, too.

Posted by: mrp at June 22, 2016 01:28 PM (JBggj)

324 I bet most of them pass gas when they get up.

I bet most pass out.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:28 PM (mkW7v)

325 Does the Sergeant at arms carry pepper spray?

I hope he at least is packing some air freshener. One of those ladies has her shoes off already.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 01:28 PM (ZnIt3)

326 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 01:25 PM (T/5A0)
===============================================

I'm not sure if he's in the line-up of the conservative talk station out of Milwaukee. He might be but I never came across him. I have watched some of his videos. I like him.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:29 PM (dFi94)

327 The Queen has no vote and stays out of it.

How about her corgis?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2016 01:29 PM (SeD0w)

328 322
Well, John Lewis sitting on his ass doing nothing is probably good for America.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 22, 2016 01:28 PM (xGxQ0)

Yeah, kinda like the JEF on the golf course.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 01:29 PM (1ZOkK)

329 Don't forget Michigan's Upper Penisula

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 22, 2016 01:28 PM (wtvvX)
==========================================

Shhh. We're trying to keep that one a secret.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:30 PM (dFi94)

330 The part where they use the lectern as a porta-potty needs to be filmed and widely distributed.

So it's not a sit in, it's a shit in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 22, 2016 01:30 PM (4WhSY)

331 Wait...is Lizzy Warren sitting "Indian style"?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:05 PM (O0lVq)

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Criss cross applesauce ...... racist.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2016 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

332 Greatest, Boomers, X, whoever follows them, Millenials.

I'm going with whatever generation that spawned the Millenials as being the worst of them.

Posted by: Hank at June 22, 2016 01:30 PM (/vqyz)

333 They are reading the names of victims of gun violence. Which is rich. Because most of them are from Democrat controlled cities with the strictest gun laws, committed by felons the Democrats gave early release, or illegal immigrants the Democrats have been giving preference to over Americans.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:30 PM (O0lVq)

334 I bet 3 of them shit themselves, trying to squeak one out, sometime before 4 pm.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:30 PM (oeOT+)

335 Yeah, kinda like the JEF on the golf course.

Bet He's looking forward to Mooch and the Moochettes going on yet another Vacay the end of this week...

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 01:30 PM (O2RFr)

336 they will prolly have interns bring them inflatable mattresses

Interns!? Mattresses?? I'm in!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 22, 2016 01:30 PM (SeD0w)

337

I wouldnt be surpirsed if they had their interns "stand in" for them during the overnight hours

asshats

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:30 PM (zOTsN)

338 The Queen has no vote and stays out of it.

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So basically the queen is superfluous.

Posted by: SH at June 22, 2016 01:31 PM (gmeXX)

339 Please, Hilary, I'm begging you, with tears in my eyes, please run on gun control.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2016 01:31 PM (kTF2Z)

340 Idiots on Facebook are saying "it's about time dems did something to stop gun violence!"

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:31 PM (s+vOZ)

341 With this sit-in, in about 45 minutes someone is going need to use the facilities. Lock the doors. Lock them in, or lock them so they can't re-enter - don't care either way.

Lets see just how devoted to their cause they are. Since our politicians are accustomed to wasteful spending, let them wallow in their own waste sitting on the floor.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 22, 2016 01:31 PM (jxbfJ)

342 C'mon Blood Clots!

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:31 PM (oeOT+)

343 Don't forget Michigan's Upper Penisula

-
The erect wang.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 01:31 PM (Nwg0u)

344 Since Rubio is running again for Senate is it time to go deep into foam machine stock?

Posted by: Knowledge, can you put it? at June 22, 2016 01:32 PM (IcWpp)

345 The Queen has no vote and stays out of it. However, there have been
reports of her asking her dinner guests to give her 3 reasons why the UK
shd stay in the EU.
===============================================

There's a recent book that's come out which paints the Queen as a rather conservative, devout Christian.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:32 PM (dFi94)

346

bet Biden pees on the carpet

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:32 PM (zOTsN)

347 340 Idiots on Facebook are saying "it's about time dems did something to stop gun violence!"

Right... perhaps they can start with Chicago..... Father's day weekend they had 12 deaths and 54 shot... We need to make all cities have as strict a gun control... See how well it works...

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 01:32 PM (O2RFr)

348

rooting for blood clots myself

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:32 PM (zOTsN)

349 Don't forget Michigan's Upper Penisula

-

The erect wang.
==================

Wolverines!

Posted by: mrp at June 22, 2016 01:33 PM (JBggj)

350 Imagine the mileage people are going to get out of these pictures.

Democrat on their asses. It's going to be great campaign fodder.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2016 01:33 PM (O0lVq)

351 338 The Queen has no vote and stays out of it.

Can I infer from that Charles doesn't either?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2016 01:33 PM (SeD0w)

352 bet Biden pees on the carpet>>>

So really no different than any other day.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 22, 2016 01:33 PM (Mxs5H)

353
>>>>I really don't get Rubio's appeal at this point.
Democrats like O and Hillary lie about their stances (like gay marriage) to the opposition, and then come through for their base. GOPers do the opposite: lie to their base and come through for the opposition.

_____

I can explain his appeal. You know how there are all these crap games movies and toys that are made to look like the popular movies games and toys that are out there? And the grandparents always buy them because they look just like the other stuff and think the kids will like them. That's Rubio. He's a shitty knockoff that the old people think the kids will love.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 01:33 PM (AQz3I)

354 Rubio is the Criss Angel of politicians.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 22, 2016 01:33 PM (rwI+c)

355
Fun Florida Fact

The State Bird of Florida is the Zika Carrying Brown Mosquito

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 01:33 PM (kdS6q)

356
Well, John Lewis sitting on his ass doing nothing is probably good for America.

So, he's standing on his head?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 01:33 PM (IqV8l)

357

why didnt they stage their "sit in" in one of these crime infested neighborhoods?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:34 PM (zOTsN)

358 326
I'm not sure if he's in the line-up of the conservative talk station out of Milwaukee. He might be but I never came across him. I have watched some of his videos. I like him.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:29 PM (dFi94)
-----------------------------------
I listen to him at dennisprager dot com. Noon Eastern.
My local radio doesn't have him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 01:34 PM (T/5A0)

359 Oh geez Our Country, you just reminded me of the scene from PCU where they locked all the college administrators in one of the mansions and blasted them out with Starland Vocal Band on infinite repeat.

Posted by: Chupacaba at June 22, 2016 01:34 PM (kZVsz)

360 The Queen can't vote? Is the royal family prohibited from voting?

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2016 01:34 PM (7HtZB)

361 I'm trying to start a movement to have all of

Florida walled off from the rest of the Union. Frankly, we would prefer

NOT to have to mind your damned business anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 12:48 PM (TOk1P)

Can
we build the wall across the middle of the state? I have family
(conservatives) in the panhandle area. It's more like south Georgia, not
as lib-infested.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2016 12:59 PM (1ZOkK)

That is one of the things I am considering. I think yesterday I suggested maybe we saw it in half. My only concern is how we train the alligators to stay in the lower half.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 01:34 PM (TOk1P)

362 342 I chortled.

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2016 01:34 PM (6xtq3)

363 Oh geez Our Country, you just reminded me of the scene from PCU where they locked all the college administrators in one of the mansions and blasted them out with Starland Vocal Band on infinite repeat.

----

A-a-a-a-a

A-a-a-a-a-a-a

a-a-a-a-a-afternoon delight!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

364 That's Rubio. He's a shitty knockoff that the old people think the kids will love.
Posted by: Buzzion

So you're saying Dondi is a Transmogrifier?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (lDrRt)

365 "294 I'm not a part of the sit in, Jill put me in time out.
Posted by: Joe Biden"

That's Doctor Jill Biden, shit head.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (OD2ni)

366 That's Rubio. He's a shitty knockoff that the old people think the kids will love.

WIN!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (SeD0w)

367
340 Idiots on Facebook are saying "it's about time dems did something to stop gun violence!"
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:31 PM (s+vOZ)

They're posting pictures on Twitter with paper saying #stopgunviolence?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (AQz3I)

368 Don't go to the U.P. Just don't go. Nasty. Woods everywhere. You might fall in one of the thousand lakes or so. Gets dark at night. Electricity is iffy. Might be bears. Certainly wolves. Not pretty there. Definitely do not go.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (dFi94)

369 Marco Rubio for senate so he has a job when he tries to run for president again.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 01:22 PM (AQz3I)

No lie, I mentioned to BC that I believe the reason Rubio is running again is because that sweet, sweet lobbyist job didn't show up.

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (mf5HN)

370 Right... perhaps they can start with Chicago..... Father's day weekend

Most confusing day in Chicago.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (mkW7v)

371 >>Rubio is the Criss Angel of politicians.

Nah. Acd would love him if he was.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (oeOT+)

372 And then there's "our" side:

http://www.firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2016/06/confessions-of-an-elitist

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (s+vOZ)

373 Well at least we now know Rubio won't be the GOPe's forever fail attempted usurper at the convention

Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (10hEu)

374 He's better than a Democrat.

Next.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (0LHZx)

375 Damn it. Sorry. I thought that was short enough not to blow the margins

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:36 PM (s+vOZ)

376
The Queen can't vote? Is the royal family prohibited from voting?

She's just waiting for the right time to don her armored exoskeleton and hit the streets screaming, "I AM the law!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 22, 2016 01:36 PM (4WhSY)

377 Real leadership Hillary? You wouldn't know leadership if it bit you in your rather ample butt....

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 01:36 PM (O2RFr)

378

Biden is disappointed. He thought Lewis brought weed

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:36 PM (zOTsN)

379 I want the floating Zardoz head to enter the House of Representatives and spit out a bunch of guns.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 01:37 PM (IqV8l)

380 The Queen can't vote? Is the royal family prohibited from voting?

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2016 01:34 PM (7HtZB)

Who are we talking about, the Kardashians? I'm pretty sure the queen, Brucella, is still allowed to vote, because he was never charged with killing that woman with his car.

Some of them though, it's not that they're not allowed to vote, it's that they can't fit their rear ends into the voting booth.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 01:37 PM (TOk1P)

381 The Washington DC area could tuck the Delmarva Peninsula up into the Chesapeake Bay and then that whole part of the country can go potty in any bathroom it wants to in 48 states (IYKWIMAITTYD).

Posted by: FireHorse at June 22, 2016 01:37 PM (BU7eM)

382 The Queen can't vote? Is the royal family prohibited from voting?
Posted by: josephistan

Yes. And so is the aristocracy.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at June 22, 2016 01:37 PM (lDrRt)

383 The sad, and frankly frightening, thing is - Mario Rubio is somebody's idea of what we want in a leader.

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2016 01:37 PM (6xtq3)

384 That is one of the things I am considering. I think yesterday I suggested maybe we saw it in half. My only concern is how we train the alligators to stay in the lower half.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 01:34 PM (TOk1P)

So Florida should be circumcised.

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2016 01:37 PM (7HtZB)

385 They ought to bring in some screens, box them off, and go about their business.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 01:37 PM (Nwg0u)

386 This shouldn't be a referendum on guns, it should be a referendum on Islamic terrorists...

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 01:37 PM (O2RFr)

387 The GOP should just ignore these clowns.
If anyone asks them about it, they should giggle.
Or chuckle.
Or guffaw.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2016 01:37 PM (T/5A0)

388 340 Idiots on Facebook are saying "it's about time dems did something to stop gun violence!"
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:31 PM (s+vOZ)

They're posting pictures on Twitter with paper saying #stopgunviolence?
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (AQz3I)

___

How about we deport all muzzies and illegals first? That should take care of 50%-60% of gun violence right there.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 22, 2016 01:38 PM (0LHZx)

389 365 "294 I'm not a part of the sit in, Jill put me in time out.
Posted by: Joe Biden"
That's Doctor Jill Biden, shit head.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (OD2ni)

You go, girl! Er ... Doctor Girl!

Posted by: DOCTOR Amy Bishop at June 22, 2016 01:38 PM (oKE6c)

390 Don't go to the U.P. Just don't go. Nasty. Woods everywhere. You might
fall in one of the thousand lakes or so. Gets dark at night. Electricity
is iffy. Might be bears. Certainly wolves. Not pretty there. Definitely
do not go.
===========

Skeeters the size of C-130s. Biting flies that eat Japanese killer hornets like popcorn. And Yoopers.

Posted by: mrp at June 22, 2016 01:38 PM (JBggj)

391 Since most gun violence is committed by democrats, the democrats could simply stop committing crimes.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 01:38 PM (iQIUe)

392
369 Marco Rubio for senate so he has a job when he tries to run for president again.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 01:22 PM (AQz3I)

No lie, I mentioned to BC that I believe the reason Rubio is running again is because that sweet, sweet lobbyist job didn't show up.
Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (mf5HN)

I'm in myrtle. You should let him know that the boardwalk at the beach also has The Big D movie theater.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 01:38 PM (AQz3I)

393 Just saw on Twitter that Brleave is at 49% and Brstay In is at 42%.

Posted by: FireHorse

I won't believe it until all of the 'newly discovered' ballots are in.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2016 01:38 PM (p2X2f)

394 This shouldn't be a referendum on guns, it should be a referendum on Islamic terrorists...
Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 01:37 PM (O2RFr)

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Hey..... there aint no terrorists. Moose out front shoulda toldja.

Posted by: Lorretta Lynch at June 22, 2016 01:38 PM (8XRCm)

395 379 I want the floating Zardoz head to enter the House of Representatives and spit out a bunch of guns.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 01:37 PM (IqV8l)

The penis is evil! The penis is evil!

Damn, I want a Rifftrax of that movie.

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2016 01:38 PM (7HtZB)

396 There are only 2 more seasons left to GOT.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 01:39 PM (iQIUe)

397 The Queen can't vote? Is the royal family prohibited from voting?
Posted by: josephistan

Yes. And so is the aristocracy.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic

You can be a royal, or you can get a job. You choose.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:39 PM (mkW7v)

398 No lie, I mentioned to BC that I believe the reason Rubio is running again is because that sweet, sweet lobbyist job didn't show up.

------------

I've been willing to back Rubio longer than most people on this board. While I think he has some good political skills, his instincts are awful. There was simply no reason for him to say he was only going to run for one term when it seemed likely that if he failed in securing the Presidency or VP slot, he would want to run. There was no reason for him to run in FL when it was clear he was not going to do well there. I don't mind having Marco in the Senate, but I'm not sure he will ever go farther.

Posted by: SH at June 22, 2016 01:39 PM (gmeXX)

399 Everyone in the UK can vote, including the nobility and royals. The royals usually don't, and are expected to remain neutral.

Posted by: brak at June 22, 2016 01:39 PM (MJuTN)

400 Dems in Congress doing something about gun control = reenacting what it is like to "shelter in place" with an active shooter in the building, waiting for SWAT to come in.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 01:39 PM (TOk1P)

401 Horde grammar.

Ace, Acd, Half Assed

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 01:39 PM (Nwg0u)

402

this calls for trolling and mockery

and someone with skills

I would like an image of Mateen standing over them with a gun pointed at them

like the people were in the club

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:39 PM (zOTsN)

403 And Yoopers.

Posted by: mrp at June 22, 2016 01:38 PM (JBggj)
=======================================

I shouldn't make fun, but Yoopers are what happens when the people of Wal-Mart interbreed with the people who run carnivals.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:40 PM (dFi94)

404 of course someone would say that was a threa and get a visit from the SS

sorry I even typed that now

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:40 PM (zOTsN)

405 "They are reading the names of victims of gun violence."

Wonder how many of the purported "victims of gun violence" were ones who were shot as a direct result of their violently victimizing other people?

It's a certainty that they've invoked Gentle Giant Mike Brown, and Saint Trayvon of the Bloodied Hoodie.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 22, 2016 01:40 PM (noWW6)

406 Don't go to the U.P. Just don't go. Nasty. Woods everywhere. You might fall in one of the thousand lakes or so. Gets dark at night. Electricity is iffy. Might be bears. Certainly wolves. Not pretty there. Definitely do not go.
Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:35 PM (dFi94)

Also, the fudge? Icky. Icky icky. Terrible stuff.

Awful terrible nasty. Icky.

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 22, 2016 01:40 PM (mf5HN)

407 >>I won't believe it until all of the 'newly discovered' ballots are in.

Somewhere in Ipswich there is a Boot filled with just enough ballots.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:41 PM (oeOT+)

408 368 Don't go to the U.P. Just don't go.
(whispering) We love us some UP. Especially the Keweenaw.
MI tourism slogan used to be "Say Yes! to Michigan"
Some genius started printing bumper stickers saying "Say Ja! to da UP, eh?"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2016 01:41 PM (SeD0w)

409 why didnt they stage their "sit in" in one of these crime infested neighborhoods?
Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:34 PM (zOTsN)

Compared to this batch those inner city justice involved youths are choir boys

Posted by: random lurker at June 22, 2016 01:41 PM (+tRIN)

410 I shouldn't make fun, but Yoopers are what happens when the people of Wal-Mart interbreed with the people who run carnivals.

Hey, I'm going to Wal-Mart today... It's where i get the dogs food...... Just hope I can snag one of those motorized carts....

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 01:41 PM (O2RFr)

411
Don't forget Michigan's Upper Penisula

Don't forget Massachusetts' crooked, half-erect wang of a Cape.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2016 01:42 PM (X6fMO)

412 And Yoopers.
Posted by: mrp at June 22, 2016 01:38 PM (JBggj)
____________________________

but mostly the yoopers.

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 01:42 PM (Fol9S)

413 Somewhere in Ipswich there is a Boot filled with just enough ballots.
Posted by: garrett

Ipswich: my kinda town.

Posted by: Lord Mayor Richard M Daley at June 22, 2016 01:42 PM (lDrRt)

414 Also, the fudge? Icky. Icky icky. Terrible stuff.

Awful terrible nasty. Icky.

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 22, 2016 01:40 PM (mf5HN)
===============================================

Absolutely. I can barely eat three pounds of it. Horrible stuff.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:43 PM (dFi94)

415 And as a continual Rubio hater, I will still support him over a Dem. He at least has the courtesy to pretend that he regrets shilling for Amnesty even if its a lie.

Unlike Jeb! and Paul "I can fit an eight pound burrito up my butt" Ryan

Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 22, 2016 01:43 PM (10hEu)

416 The King/Queen can vote, but traditionally does not. Not sure about other Royals, like Princes and spouses, etc.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 22, 2016 01:43 PM (2cS/G)

417

they should caption the photos of the "sit in" - Democrat Plan to Fight ISIS

Posted by: ThunderB at June 22, 2016 01:43 PM (zOTsN)

418
Rubio said, "I think that the point that really drove me to change my mind is, that as we enter this kind of new chapter in our history here, is theres another role the Senate plays that I think can be really important in the years to come. And thats the power given to it in the Constitution to act as a check and balance on the excess of the president."

Act as a check and balance on the excess of the president?

We can do that? Cool!

Posted by: The GOP Senate

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 22, 2016 01:43 PM (kdS6q)

419 New thread.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 01:43 PM (AQz3I)

420 There are only 2 trees in the US that have poisonous bark - The Gumbo Limbo and the Florida Poisontree.

Both are native only to Florida.

Florida: Even Our Trees Hate You

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at June 22, 2016 01:43 PM (WlGX+)

421 A chocolate-chip triple fudge brownie with walnuts would be good right about now.

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2016 01:43 PM (6xtq3)

422 They told Marco to buck up young padwan. This Jedi shit doesn't happen overnight.

My Samsung tablet auto corrects the word Jedi to Jewish.

Old and busted.
History is written by the victors.
New hotness.
Algorithms are written by the victors.

Posted by: Spoonman at June 22, 2016 01:44 PM (PcHwJ)

423 This is going to go down among the Greatest Sit-Ins of All Time.

Like when Caeser crossed the Rubicon to sit in at the Roman Senate.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2016 01:44 PM (oeOT+)

424 They are reading the names of victims of gun violence."

Did they read Kate Steinle's name?

Posted by: donna at June 22, 2016 01:44 PM (O2RFr)

425
Rubio is the Criss Angel of politicians.

More like Chris Gaines.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2016 01:44 PM (X6fMO)

426 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 01:44 PM (mkW7v)

427 Also, the fudge? Icky. Icky icky. Terrible stuff.

Awful terrible nasty. Icky.

and the portions are so small!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 22, 2016 01:44 PM (rwI+c)

428 Seriously, I can see why Yoopers look the way they do. After I'm up there for a couple of weeks, I give up too.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 22, 2016 01:44 PM (dFi94)

429 She's just waiting for the right time to don her armored exoskeleton and hit the streets screaming, "I AM the law!"
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 22, 2016 01:36 PM (4WhSY)

Her Kickassedness.

http://bit.ly/28OazQe

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 22, 2016 01:44 PM (mf5HN)

430 EU commission president says there will be no renegotiation after Brexit vote.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/znt3arl

Sounds to me like the fix is in. Britan's staying and British people who care about antiquated concepts like sovereignty and individual rights need to accept that they don't get any say in the matter.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 01:44 PM (KUaJL)

431 Billy Jeff needs to get Roger to switch our Hillary's coke stash with a brick of Molly laced with mescilne. She would brag about her 40 years of evil while trying to be authenically empathetic and lovable.

Besides the American people, Billy Jeff and the CGI would be the big winners.

Posted by: dream within a dream within that dream at June 22, 2016 01:45 PM (GJnhB)

432 "The State Bird of Florida is the Zika Carrying Brown Mosquito"

If Zika gets big and dangerous enough that it starts impairing profitability on Disney's various Florida resort properties, the Mauschwitz executives will go absolutely ballistic.

You'll see "clean, green, eco-friendly Disney" mixing up malathion, DDT, cyanide, and plutonium, and spraying it by the ton from Boeing 747 air tankers. There won't be a bug left alive south of the Georgia border.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 22, 2016 01:45 PM (noWW6)

433 CALL ME OLD FASHIONED, BUT I STILL THINK MOABs and B-52s ARE A BIT MORE EFFECTIVE: Loretta Lynch: Our most effective response to terror is compassion, unity, and love.

Note the disparity: Obama's response to Americans he disagrees with? "Get in their faces and punch back twice as hard." His attorney general's response to the worst terror attack on American soil since 9/11? Peace, love and sunshine, which speaks volumes with who the White House believes it's really at war with. Or as I wrote in 2009, "Roll Over Von Clausewitz."

For years, people have debated what the response would have been if Al Gore or Obama had been president on 9/11. Now we know.

Ed Driscoll at Instapundit.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/236867/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2016 01:46 PM (R+30W)

434 New thread.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 01:43 PM (AQz3I)

You're dead and banned. How are we expected to trust you.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2016 01:46 PM (TOk1P)

435 Were the images of the assailant taken on a Hijabcam?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 22, 2016 12:50 PM (Mxs5H)

Any bets that this incident was either staged, or provoked?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2016 01:48 PM (GSdpU)

436 Your irrational hatred for Marco Rubio makes ZERO sense.

Posted by: rexbatt at June 22, 2016 01:49 PM (woA40)

437
436 Your irrational hatred for Marco Rubio makes ZERO sense.
Posted by: rexbatt at June 22, 2016 01:49 PM (woA40)

It's not irrational at all

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 01:54 PM (AQz3I)

438 If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all.

--Lina Lamont, "Singing in the Rain"

Posted by: Smallish Bees at June 22, 2016 02:46 PM (yjhOG)

439 To be fair, Rubio would make a pretty fair Senator if a meteorvsquashe Chuck Schumer...and Mitch... And McCain...and, well, anyone carrying something shiny...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 22, 2016 03:08 PM (Kucy5)

440 I for one am THRILLED that he is running again.
All this Rubio bashing is pure nonsense. At least on the basis for which the bashing is being done.

Anyway... YEAH for ACE... HE'D RATHER HAVE GRAYSON AS THE JR SENATOR FROM FL. Who'da thunk it.

Sigh.

Posted by: RUBIO IS OUR BEST HOPE at June 22, 2016 03:36 PM (90Omj)

441 Again, meh. If it means that a Republican has a better chance of winning, I'm glad. Alan Grayson should be in a padded room wearing a straightjacket, I have a permanent grudge against Patrick Murphy for beating Allan West for the House of Representatives seat he won in 2012.

Better that Clinton and Trump have one more Republican to deal with than another rubber stamp Dem.

Posted by: Jill v2 at June 22, 2016 04:12 PM (8048L)

442 I'm no Trump fan but when I read the transcript I couldn't help think 'That's one hell of a speech"

Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2016 04:44 PM (hdpay)

443 And most of you anti Rubio folks liked Cruz with his dishrag personality. You are pathetic.

Rubio is prodigal son who understands his error in hanging out with the Gang of 8. But he understands the nation does not want to deport 12 million people and cannot stomach it.

Posted by: Arkansas Yankee (Never Ever Crooked, Nagging, Lying, Vindictive, Security Risk Hillary) at June 22, 2016 05:44 PM (Je4OY)

444 Louis Gossett Jr.: Tell me what I want to hear! I want your DOR from the Senate! Then you and your donors can get drunk and go whore chasing together!

Little Marco: No Sir! Ain't gonna quit the Senate!

Louis Gossett Jr.: Allright then, you can forget it! You're out of the Senate!

Little Marco: Don't you do it! Don't you! ... I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to go... I got nothin' else.

Posted by: Hey, that's my line! - Richard Gere at June 22, 2016 06:54 PM (X4FeV)

445 Ace would rather have one of the two far-left Dems win instead of Rubio.

Posted by: Mitch at June 22, 2016 10:45 PM (Jb3sX)

446
A certain trash-humping Ewok hardest hit!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 23, 2016 10:09 AM (1hM1d)

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