Mid-Morning Open Thread [CBD]

Google "Yoko Ono," and you will retrieve about 3,320,000 results.

That's not a threat...that's a promise.

This is just a taste.

This society is driven by neurotic speed and force accelerated by greed and frustration of not being able to live up to the image of men and woman we have created for ourselves; the image has nothing to do with the reality of people.

And don't ask. You know what you did.

But...here's a hint: SAVE US, Maetenloch!!! Give us Yoko!!!

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 AM

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1 Morning.

Posted by: HH at June 22, 2016 09:57 AM (DrCtv)

2 That's hot.

Posted by: Thing (from the Addams' Family) at June 22, 2016 09:57 AM (H9MG5)

3 Morning folks.. craving hamburger helper now.

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 09:58 AM (Fol9S)

4 Is this art? Or something that passes for it to score government grant money?

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 22, 2016 09:58 AM (PFy0L)

5 Fuckin' magnet art... how does it work?!

Posted by: ICP at June 22, 2016 09:58 AM (H9MG5)

6 Zombie Malcolm X breaks through

Posted by: sven10077 at June 22, 2016 09:59 AM (g8Hfr)

7 More things that make you go 'hhhhhmmmmmm'

Posted by: Hi-Low Bar Six Ranch at June 22, 2016 09:59 AM (VFbbR)

8 Is that a banana in my tailpipe?

Posted by: You're competent FBI Agents working competently! at June 22, 2016 09:59 AM (3Xxpy)

9 Fuckin' magnet art... how does it work?!

From the looks of it? Pretty damn well.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2016 10:00 AM (mkW7v)

10 What the fuck is this shit?!?

Posted by: Leonardo DaVinci at June 22, 2016 10:00 AM (PFy0L)

11 Shoulda bought the non ferrous furniture.

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2016 10:00 AM (o+SC1)

12 The folks who participated in "Hands Across America" were very determined.

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2016 10:00 AM (7HtZB)

13 >>>8 Is that a banana in my tailpipe?
Posted by: You're competent FBI Agents working competently! at June 22, 2016 09:59 AM (3Xxpy)

_______________

How was it?

Can I borrow it when you're done?

Posted by: Madam Senator Ms Graham at June 22, 2016 10:00 AM (10hEu)

14 /narrows eyes

Why does CBD hate the Horde?

(OK, it's not quite as bad as yesterday.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 22, 2016 10:00 AM (9krrF)

15 That's chemjeff's hand right? We caught him sneaking on here yesterday under a fake name

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 10:00 AM (Ozsfq)

16 I.

See.

Three.

Piles of dirt.

Posted by: Capt. Picard at June 22, 2016 10:01 AM (H9MG5)

17 Of course the king of hippies wife says ridiculous crap.

Also, the record store by my house has a copy of the Lennon album that they posed naked on the cover for. Most places would cover it, but not this place; it's prominently displayed.

Awful, not funny joke.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 10:01 AM (kZVsz)

18 Trump is supposed to give a speech about Hillary Clinton shortly. The captions already call it an 'attack speech' on cbs.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 10:01 AM (ZnIt3)

19 The magnet one is actually kind of clever.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2016 10:01 AM (AroJD)

20 Pics link to YouTube, talk about some risky clicks! My guess they aren't puppies.
I'll wait, someone will do it.

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 10:01 AM (Fol9S)

21
Morning folks.. craving hamburger helper now.

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 09:58 AM (Fol9S)

I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper, it does just fine by itself.

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at June 22, 2016 10:01 AM (GUBah)

22 I want to put this up again, because I (in my weak mind) think it is worth listening to, and pondering:

https://tinyurl.com/z6yx9dk

Mark Steyn - A party at the end of the world.

Poignant is just barely scratching the surface.

It's 9 minutes and you can listen in the background.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 22, 2016 10:01 AM (4ng05)

23 What the fuck is this shit?!?
Posted by: Leonardo DaVinci at June 22, 2016 10:00 AM (PFy0L)

Now you know how we feel about America

Posted by: Founding Fathers at June 22, 2016 10:01 AM (Ozsfq)

24 14 /narrows eyes

Why does CBD hate the Horde?

(OK, it's not quite as bad as yesterday.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 22, 2016 10:00 AM (9krrF)

At least Lucien Freud skillfully painted a naked fat guy. But dirt piles?

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2016 10:01 AM (7HtZB)

25
That thing at the top sort of does express my feelings at the moment.

Come to think of it, so do the piles of dirt.

Art is all around us! I should go take a look at what's inside the office dumpster.

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:02 AM (pC96u)

26 Such a waste of material.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 22, 2016 10:02 AM (hLRSq)

27 When you insist on not saying anything bad about Hillary!, what else is there?

She didn't procreate more than once?

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 10:02 AM (kZVsz)

28 Alternate title for the first one: "'Repulsion' In A Canvas Hallway."

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2016 10:02 AM (Bdeb0)

29 The dirt art was later appraised to be worth more than $3 million dollars according to the NYC art council.

Posted by: Corky. at June 22, 2016 10:02 AM (Fmupd)

30 My father had me do some similar art to the second one when I was a teenager. I think he called it "footings".

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 22, 2016 10:03 AM (Mxs5H)

31 25
That thing at the top sort of does express my feelings at the moment.

Come to think of it, so do the piles of dirt.

Art is all around us! I should go take a look at what's inside the office dumpster.
Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:02 AM (pC96u)

A hobo pounding off. Which qualifies for NEH grant money.

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2016 10:03 AM (7HtZB)

32 No YOKO!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 10:03 AM (NOIQH)

33 It's a puzzle, wrapped in conundrum, inside a box with a dead cat named Schrodinger.

Posted by: Hi-Low Bar Six Ranch at June 22, 2016 10:03 AM (VFbbR)

34 But...here's a hint

It's like invoking Biggie Smalls.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at June 22, 2016 10:03 AM (evdj2)

35 Off really slow sock

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 10:03 AM (Fmupd)

36 >>>15 That's chemjeff's hand right? We caught him sneaking on here yesterday under a fake name
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 10:00 AM (Ozsfq)

_______________

I AM CONCERNED ABOUT ALL THE THINGS!!!!

Posted by: chemjephhhhhh at June 22, 2016 10:04 AM (10hEu)

37 The magnet one is actually kind of clever.Posted by: BeckoningChasm�

Reminds me of one of the most awesome Breaking Bad episodes.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 10:04 AM (ZnIt3)

38 >>The dirt art was later appraised to be worth more than $3 million dollars according to the NYC art council.

Sadly, the night cleaning crew swept it up and deposited in the gallery's dumpster, mistaking it for leftover renovation debris.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 10:04 AM (NOIQH)

39 >>>Reminds me of one of the most awesome Breaking Bad episodes.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 10:04 AM (ZnIt3)<<<

Yeahhhhh, bitch!

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at June 22, 2016 10:04 AM (H9MG5)

40 I was Willowed. But no fat ugly bald fart today?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 22, 2016 10:05 AM (mpXpK)

41 My wife is back from Florida...hiding in my room. She is on a cleaning spree

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 10:05 AM (Ozsfq)

42 "It's a puzzle, wrapped in conundrum, inside a box with a dead cat named Schrodinger."

Drop it in the Mariana's Trench and improve the world.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 22, 2016 10:06 AM (hLRSq)

43 Don't make eye contact with her, NGU.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 10:06 AM (kZVsz)

44 I'm slow like the terrorists spouse, what's the hint?

Damn work

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 22, 2016 10:06 AM (voOPb)

45 What this thread needs is some contemporary Elvis art, on black velvet.

Posted by: Hi-Low Bar Six Ranch at June 22, 2016 10:06 AM (VFbbR)

46 Alternate title for the first one: "'Repulsion' In A Canvas Hallway."

Repulsion was a Roman Polanski movie which featured Catherine Deneuve getting her kit off.

It wasn't worth it. "Knife in the Water" was quite good, though, and is basically what "Dead Calm"* ripped off years later.

*(our first view of Nicole Kidman without clothes)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2016 10:07 AM (1xUj/)

47 The dirt one reminds me of a modern art exhibit I saw that consisted of a bunch of woven reusable grocery bags filled with dirt, topped with meadow growth - a sort of portable meadow.
Is that really creating art, or stealing/transporting it from it's original site?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 10:07 AM (NOIQH)

48 The ottoman is hatching.

Posted by: eman at June 22, 2016 10:07 AM (MQEz6)

49
No YOKO!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 10:03 AM (NOIQH)
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We had a team of curators, art historians, forensic specialists, and critics over to the museum to judge the piles of dirt. We haven't authenticated them as a genuine Yoko. Could be a very clever knockoff.

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:08 AM (pC96u)

50 The "art" is better than yesterdays pic of the naked guy on the stool.....that scared me, almost as much as the Drudge pic of Hillary today.

Posted by: Colin at June 22, 2016 10:08 AM (3skdc)

51
Live stream of Trump's speech in about 15 minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUW2-MUonbo

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:08 AM (pC96u)

52 My cats would like that top room with all the piles of dirt.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 22, 2016 10:09 AM (mpXpK)

53 >>>51
Live stream of Trump's speech in about 15 minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUW2-MUonbo
Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:08 AM (pC96u)

____________

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!

Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 22, 2016 10:09 AM (10hEu)

54 Piles of dirt and ladders leaning against the wall is 'art'?

Seriouly? How much did that cost?

Posted by: Hi-Low Bar Six Ranch at June 22, 2016 10:09 AM (VFbbR)

55 41 My wife is back from Florida...hiding in my room. She is on a cleaning spree
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 10:05 AM (Ozsfq)

--------------

Let her be. It's genetic.

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 10:09 AM (Fmupd)

56 And thank you Sir forgot of i

Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 22, 2016 10:09 AM (10hEu)

57 The magnet is pretty cool I guess, but not a lot different than staging for a print ad though.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 10:10 AM (kZVsz)

58 The third picture is titled "inspiration for a breaking bad scene."

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2016 10:10 AM (Iq4E8)

59 I watched a program on the British Museum. They spent 10s of thousands of dollars for this art work which was a bunch of oil cans, some strung lights, and a recording of some guy mumbling some bullshit.

What a racket!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 10:10 AM (iQIUe)

60 >>>41 My wife is back from Florida...hiding in my room. She is on a cleaning spree
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 10:05 AM (Ozsfq)

__________________

Ya lucky b@sterd. I have to be a grade A @$$hole to get my GF to clean anything

Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 22, 2016 10:11 AM (10hEu)

61 59 I watched a program on the British Museum. They spent 10s of thousands of dollars for this art work which was a bunch of oil cans, some strung lights, and a recording of some guy mumbling some bullshit.

What a racket!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 10:10 AM (iQIUe)

Sounds about right for government work.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 10:11 AM (KUaJL)

62 Who put this friggin' canvas partition here? I'm punching through!

Posted by: Guy in the First Picture, Having a Bad Day at June 22, 2016 10:11 AM (Pby3z)

63 I like the magnet one.

It looks like someone's pre-dinner party nightmare.

"Let's see - I've marinated the lamb, cut up all the veggies, made the dessert - what could possibly go wrong?"

( Vindictive Neighbor with giant magnet sneaks into the house.)

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 22, 2016 10:11 AM (u0lmX)

64 Live stream of Trump's speech in about 15 minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUW2-MUonboPosted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:08 AM (pC96u)

Is it legal to possess an assault speech in North Carolina? Just checking.

Posted by: LawLurker at June 22, 2016 10:12 AM (zKwtX)

65 >>>62 Who put this friggin' canvas partition here? I'm punching through!
Posted by: Guy in the First Picture, Having a Bad Day at June 22, 2016 10:11 AM (Pby3z)

____________

As a guy, why are you wearing THAT glove?

Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 22, 2016 10:12 AM (10hEu)

66
Philosophical question - seems rhetorical, but it's not:

Why are questions like this never asked?

What type of government would spend itself into a $200 trillion dollar hole?

One that is too small, or one that is too large?

Is government trying to do too many things, or too few?

Are there other possibilities? (of course there are, but are they significant?)

If we asked questions like this we would know whether or not to scrap our entire government, by how they would answer.

For example: We already know what the answer would be if our government were pressured to find a solution to the $200 trillion dollar hole. They would tell us that they would be creating a new department or agency (another level of bureaucracy) that would be specifically tasked to solve the problem.

If we asked ourselves, whether the government is too large already to solve the problem, we would, one would hope, know that the government's response is bullshit.

But that's always their answer, and it is the only answer they can possibly have to any problem because government is already too large to manage.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 22, 2016 10:12 AM (4ng05)

67 The magnet art tells me that 'someone' watched too much Looney Tunes on saturday morning.

Posted by: Hi-Low Bar Six Ranch at June 22, 2016 10:13 AM (VFbbR)

68 Here is a guy that has real artistic talent but makes sculptures off odd subjects SFW.

http://www.judnelson.com/index.html

I've see the trash bag one in person, impressive in it's detail but he should have gone with Boobehs instead.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 22, 2016 10:13 AM (Mxs5H)

69 Horror movie idea?
Yoko's lace gloved hand reaching through walls to steal your soul. The soundtrack alone would be terrifying enough.

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 10:13 AM (Fol9S)

70 The magnet scene in Breaking Bad was awesome.

I think it was the first time Jesse stepped up with his own idea and wasn't just Walter's lackey.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2016 10:13 AM (1xUj/)

71 I saw an art installation that consisted of a blanket. The description panel said it had the same number of threads as the distance in feet between the earth and the outer atmosphere.

Art.

Posted by: CrustyB at June 22, 2016 10:13 AM (GvSpB)

72 ACME magnet art.

Posted by: eman at June 22, 2016 10:13 AM (MQEz6)

73
I did not win MegaMillion last night. I think the game is fixed!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 10:13 AM (iQIUe)

74
I like all of them...especially the first one

Posted by: michelle fields at June 22, 2016 10:13 AM (c6/9Q)

75 CNN's web site will soon break into there story about how Trump and Brexit are supported by the same dumb asses, to cover Trump and what a dumb ass he is as he hit on our beloved Hillary.

Posted by: Colin at June 22, 2016 10:14 AM (3skdc)

76
The magnet is pretty cool I guess, but not a lot different than staging for a print ad though.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 22, 2016 10:10 AM (kZVsz)

Maxell ad

http://tinyurl.com/o5ty568

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2016 10:15 AM (dJec7)

77 Just a lot of pretty images of Monet's garden:

http://tinyurl.com/zwfb9gu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2016 10:15 AM (rmw+9)

78 I think it was the first time Jesse stepped up with his own idea and wasn't just Walter's lackey.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2016 10:13 AM (1xUj/)

==========
Nope. It was Jesse's idea to get a "criminal lawyer."

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 10:15 AM (iQIUe)

79 65 >>>62 Who put this friggin' canvas partition here? I'm punching through!
Posted by: Guy in the First Picture, Having a Bad Day at June 22, 2016 10:11 AM (Pby3z)

____________

As a guy, why are you wearing THAT glove?
Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 22, 2016 10:12 AM (10hEu)

That's ignorant.

Posted by: Michael Jackson at June 22, 2016 10:15 AM (7HtZB)

80 The cobs, they hate us. They really really hate us.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2016 10:15 AM (0mRoj)

81 Trump is supposed to give a speech about Hillary Clinton shortly. The captions already call it an 'attack speech' on cbs.

-
If Walker had won the nomination or steals the nomination his speexhes would/will be hate speech. Substitute Cruz or any other name for Walker and it is still true.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 10:15 AM (Nwg0u)

82 Things are improving on the thread. This 'art' is just stupid, pretentious and nihilistic as opposed to repulsive and nihilistic from yesterday.

Think I'll go look at some Bierstadt or Remington. Or Norman Rockwell.

Posted by: JTB at June 22, 2016 10:15 AM (V+03K)

83
73
I did not win MegaMillion last night. I think the game is fixed!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 10:13 AM (iQIUe)

You're picking the wrong numbers, dude,

Posted by: eman at June 22, 2016 10:16 AM (MQEz6)

84 Monet had pretty nice digs.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 22, 2016 10:16 AM (u0lmX)

85 So I have a short story about Yoko. My grandparents live in a small farming town in the Catskills. One day a few years back, my grandma was walking through town and she ran into Yoko Ono. Apparently she bought a farm in the area. It's a very conservative part of NY state but she seems respected because she has donated generously to the town fire department.

But she along with the other NY city people who come on the weekends, are all against fracking. The people who are for fracking are the people who were born and raised in this area. Interesting dichotomy don't you think?

Posted by: Serenity Now! at June 22, 2016 10:16 AM (BDZWU)

86 Big magnets can make shit get super weird.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty searching for that Underground Railroad when Hillary! gets elected at June 22, 2016 10:16 AM (GJnhB)

87 The cobs, they hate us. They really really hate us.

They put up good art, and we snark on it.

They put up bad art and we snark on it.

What's the difference?

Do I have to explain it?

Well ok then.

Snarking on the good art is actually snarking on the pretentious art critics who have to explain the good art to the morons.

Snarking on the bad art is snarking on bad art because the artists deserves to be snarked on.

See?

Posted by: Hi-Low Bar Six Ranch at June 22, 2016 10:18 AM (VFbbR)

88 That hand reaching out is Chuck Berry back from the grave. He's bitch-slapping John for bringing Yoko to this jam session.

Posted by: Wendy at June 22, 2016 10:18 AM (bpemY)

89
That first one reminds me of this scene....

http://tinyurl.com/hr6v5xd

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2016 10:18 AM (dJec7)

90 75 CNN's web site will soon break into there story about how Trump and Brexit are supported by the same dumb asses, to cover Trump and what a dumb ass he is as he hit on our beloved Hillary.
Posted by: Colin at June 22, 2016 10:14 AM (3skdc)

That reminds me, does anybody know how Brexit is polling now?

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 22, 2016 10:19 AM (Pby3z)

91 But she
along with the other NY city people who come on the weekends, are all
against fracking. The people who are for fracking are the people who
were born and raised in this area. Interesting dichotomy don't you
think?

Posted by: Serenity Now! at June 22, 2016 10:16 AM (BDZWU)

The people who come up for the weekends have also put a stop to a pipeline that would have brought fracked gas from PA to upstate NY and help many a
community in that area. They don't want fracked gas and the noise from the pumping stations would ruin the quiet of the country.....assholes.

Posted by: Colin at June 22, 2016 10:19 AM (3skdc)

92 It wasn't worth it. "Knife in the Water" was quite good, though, and is basically what "Dead Calm"* ripped off years later.
*(our first view of Nicole Kidman without clothes) Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2016 10:07 AM (1xUj/)

Knife in the Water--done and done again.

de gustibus, I guess...

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2016 10:19 AM (Bdeb0)

93 I hope Trump gives Hillary and those damned Lutherans hell today.

Posted by: eman at June 22, 2016 10:20 AM (MQEz6)

94 As a guy, why are you wearing THAT glove?
Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 22, 2016 10:12 AM (10hEu)

That's ignorant.

Posted by: Michael Jackson at June 22, 2016 10:15 AM (7HtZB)

Never trust a guy who wears only one glove, and sings "Beat It!"

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2016 10:20 AM (v5iqM)

95 >>>My wife is back from Florida...hiding in my room. She is on a cleaning spree

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 10:05 AM (Ozsfq)<<<

Agent 1: Is it her?

Agent 2: Nope, not the one we're looking for.

Agent 1: Crap. Ok, let's try the next house.

Posted by: the F.B.I. at June 22, 2016 10:20 AM (H9MG5)

96 imagine all the Beatles songs not written. thanks yoko.

Posted by: x at June 22, 2016 10:20 AM (nFwvY)

97 That hand reaching out is Chuck Berry back from the grave. He's bitch-slapping John for bringing Yoko to this jam session.
Posted by: Wendy at June 22, 2016 10:18 AM (bpemY)

Interesting that you would use that name "berry"

LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 10:20 AM (Ozsfq)

98
Hey, don't be dissin' on Yoko. A lot of people think that her work on Double Fantasy wasn't completely ..... uhhh ..... disruptive.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2016 10:20 AM (dJec7)

99 Stainless steel is not magnetic, generally speaking.
But that's none of my business.

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at June 22, 2016 10:21 AM (QM5S2)

100
Big magnets can make shit get super weird.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty searching for that Underground Railroad
when Hillary! gets elected at June 22, 2016 10:16 AM (GJnhB)
=====
Tevatron. Superconducting magnets to find the top quark. Waaaay over my poor head.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 22, 2016 10:21 AM (MIKMs)

101 If you are a member of the EU, you can move to and work in any other EU country. Remain is saying that if Brexit passes, the UK will lose all these foreign docs and nurses they need for the NHS. As if immigration will stop completely. lol!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 10:21 AM (iQIUe)

102 Look upon my works, ye righties, and despair.

Posted by: that Lennon bloke-o's no-no at June 22, 2016 10:22 AM (XfEYT)

103 97 Not that interesting unless your obtuse.

Posted by: Wendy at June 22, 2016 10:22 AM (bpemY)

104 CBD, you mad 'cause I posted the Latin American Art Museum of Buenos Aires Yoko Ono Retrospective link?

http://www.malba.org.ar/en/evento/yoko-ono-dream-come-true/

Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2016 10:22 AM (ry34m)

105 The Mummy busts loose.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 10:23 AM (IqV8l)

106 This kind of goes with my last comment (and I apologize for boring y�ll (but I'm not sorry enough to stop))...

Capitalism is a pretty efficient system and it's not hard to prove it with a simple example (somebody smarter than me used this years ago - I'm sorry I don't remember who).

The example is this:

Make a sandwich. Do everything that is necessary to make the sandwich yourself. Grow the wheat. Mill the wheat. Raise the chicken (and all of the intricacies involved with that task), create the condiments, make all of the required utensils and tools you need yourself, make the appliances, create the infrastructure - transportation, storage, etc. etc.

You see where this is going. I would take you years, and millions of dollars to make your sandwich.

Capitalism makes this possible.

Our system, I submit, in way far away from capitalism now, and moving further every day.

Central planning - regulations, planning, interference, penalties for non-compliance - all conspire to make inefficient a system that works damned well without the interference.

But the problem is, with capitalism, the people who make the system more efficient and who come up with ways to exploit the efficiency of the system win - and people who don't, win less. And that's simply not fair.

Right?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 22, 2016 10:23 AM (4ng05)

107 If you are a member of the EU, you can move to and work in any other EU country. Remain is saying that if Brexit passes, the UK will lose all these foreign docs and nurses they need for the NHS. As if immigration will stop completely. lol!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 10:21 AM (iQIUe)

If we lost all our "foreign" Drs here, there would be NO Drs left on any of the Fredocare Plans.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 10:23 AM (Ozsfq)

108 88 That hand reaching out is Chuck Berry back from the grave. He's bitch-slapping John for bringing Yoko to this jam session.
Posted by: Wendy at June 22, 2016 10:18 AM (bpemY)

I'm not dead yet. I don't want to go in the cart. I feel happy! I feel happy!

Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 22, 2016 10:24 AM (7HtZB)

109 I think the fix is in and there is a 0.00pct chance of Brexit happening.

I'd like to be proven wrong, but I don't think the masterminds are going to let absolute power slip from their grasp.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 22, 2016 10:25 AM (3Xxpy)

110 Not that interesting unless your obtuse.
Posted by: Wendy at June 22, 2016 10:22 AM (bpemY)

No I'm just good at history

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 10:25 AM (Ozsfq)

111 Geez CBD, what did we ever do to you?

Just mentioning Yoko raises my blood pressure 10 points.

It takes me back to the late '60's when that witch bitch cast her spell on John and the Beetles split.

They were changing and growing and who knows what they could have done.

But no, that Japanese kami stuck her ugly nose in and blew up a delicate situation. (john's ego and McCartney's ego)

It might not be so bad and at least understandable if she was really really hot. But she's not. In fact more not hot than hot.

And even Linda McCartney's a better musician and singer.

Why didn't Chapman shoot her too or instead?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 22, 2016 10:25 AM (ECJ+C)

112 Second Image: "Three Piles of Shit; George, Paul, and Ringo."

Can you believe that John's bandmates refused to come to the opening? There was wine, hors d'oeuvre, celebrities, and they did't even RSVP. Talk about petty.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 22, 2016 10:25 AM (/f6Nd)

113 You know, some days Flaming Clown Boners starts to look like the best-case scenario.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 22, 2016 10:25 AM (Pby3z)

114 Obama Administration Forces California Churches To Pay For Abortions

And yet the left mocks when we point out Obama is trampling our religious freedoms.

Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 10:26 AM (Ozsfq)

115 Re Brexit:

I saw the facebook repost of John Oliver's (predictable) take on the whole thing. Save your time and bandwidth. He spent a lot of time talking about all the people who didn't want it: the rest of the EU, Russia, China, all the businesses, all the agencies who did analysis saying how bad of an idea it was economically. Then he spent about 5 minutes talking about how racist UKIP was.

The only thing he didn't do was say how many British people wanted to leave. Funny, how he didn't bother to consider the idea that people should be allowed to make their own choices.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 10:26 AM (KUaJL)

116
If we lost all our "foreign" Drs here, there would be NO Drs left on any of the Fredocare Plans.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 10:23 AM (Ozsfq)
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And no one to cut off 7-year-old girls' genitals. (Drudge)

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:27 AM (pC96u)

117 From Drudge: 73% of Republicans think party leaders have lost touch with voters.

I wonder what their first clue was?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 10:29 AM (Nwg0u)

118 Sacred space-

Daily prayer online.

It's a nice spiritual breather if you have a few moments to do it:

http://www.sacredspace.ie/about

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2016 10:29 AM (rmw+9)

119 The only thing he didn't do
was say how many British people wanted to leave. Funny, how he didn't
bother to consider the idea that people should be allowed to make their
own choices.

The Jon Stewart school.
We show all the people that agree with us.
If we do show the ones that disagree, we cut and paste the interview to make them look like chumps.

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2016 10:30 AM (8ikIW)

120 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 10:26 AM (KUaJL)

=========
I read an argument that the UK had no right to make a unilateral decision that affected the entire EU.

LOL!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 10:30 AM (iQIUe)

121 >>The people who are for fracking are the people who were born and raised in this area. Interesting dichotomy don't you think?

This happens all the time.
My sister lived outside of Vail, and rich people who like to visit wanted a yuuuge area in Eagle County declared a "hidden gem" and make it off-limits to anything motorized. Cute. This would mean clearcutting, no ambulances, not even fly-overs by helicopters from the nearby one-of-a-kind high-altitude flight school. No, they wanted to preserve this land from use by locals so they could come and hike in peace.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 10:30 AM (NOIQH)

122 From Drudge: 73% of Republicans think party leaders have lost touch with voters.

I wonder what their first clue was?
______________________________________________

I wonder who the 27% think they are?

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 10:31 AM (Fol9S)

123 Hey VA GOP Sucks, did you ever get the chance to talk to your gay acquaintance about firearms lessons?

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 22, 2016 10:31 AM (RTU0E)

124
I read an argument that the UK had no right to make a unilateral decision that affected the entire EU.
LOL!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

And if I don't sell my wheat it effects the entire USA economy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 10:32 AM (IqV8l)

125
From Drudge: 73% of Republicans think party leaders have lost touch with voters.

I wonder what their first clue was?
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The other 27% are in office.

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:32 AM (pC96u)

126 Orlando killer's alleged gay lover says it wasn't terrorism.

"I've cried like you have no idea. But the thing that makes me want to tell the truth is that he didn't do it for terrorism. In my opinion he did it for revenge," the man who said he was Mateen's lover for two months told Univision.

. . .

"He adored Latinos, gay Latinos, with brown skin, but he felt rejected. He felt used by them," the man said. "There were moments in the Pulse nightclub that made him feel really bad. Guys used him. That really affected him."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 10:34 AM (Nwg0u)

127 Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at June 22, 2016 10:21 AM (QM5S2)

Tell that to my fridge with 3 whiteboards stuck to it by magnets. A lot of cookingware is aluminum though, so those pots and pans would *not* be affected no matter how big the magnet.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 22, 2016 10:34 AM (GDulk)

128 >>>117 From Drudge: 73% of Republicans think party leaders have lost touch with voters.

I wonder what their first clue was?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 10:29 AM (Nwg0u)

________________

If the rubes had nominated Jeb! and understood who runs this party, then maybe we wouldn't be here. But we are. An ONLY AMNESTY CAN SAVE US!!!!

Posted by: Paul Ryan - TRU CONSWERATIPVE!!! at June 22, 2016 10:35 AM (10hEu)

129 I read an argument that the UK had no right to make a unilateral decision that affected the entire EU.

LOL!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 10:30 AM (iQIUe)

Seems legit.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at June 22, 2016 10:35 AM (0mRoj)

130 -
124

I read an argument that the UK had no right to make a unilateral decision that affected the entire EU.

LOL!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

And if I don't sell my wheat it effects the entire USA economy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 22, 2016 10:32 AM-----------------------And NOT aborting that baby leads to destroying the entire planet.

Posted by: enviros/leftists/teh U.N., BIRM at June 22, 2016 10:35 AM (XfEYT)

131 >>The only thing he didn't do
was say how many British people wanted to leave. Funny, how he didn't
bother to consider the idea that people should be allowed to make their
own choices.

John Oliver...who now lives and works in America?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 10:36 AM (NOIQH)

132 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 10:34 AM (Nwg0u)

Well this can't be true. They'd never do anything like that. They're all about love and acceptance.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 10:36 AM (KUaJL)

133
"He adored Latinos, gay Latinos, with brown skin, but he felt rejected. He felt used by them," the man said. "There were moments in the Pulse nightclub that made him feel really bad. Guys used him. That really affected him."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 10:34 AM (Nwg0u)
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Change a few adjectives, rearrange a few phrases, delete the context, and I think we can chalk it up to a "right-wing climate of hate."

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:37 AM (pC96u)

134 5 Top superhero animals, Short video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PDjfRpKIFQ

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2016 10:37 AM (rmw+9)

135 18 Trump is supposed to give a speech about Hillary Clinton shortly. The captions already call it an 'attack speech' on cbs.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 22, 2016 10:01 AM (ZnIt3)

I hope it's a fully automatic assault speech. With the thing that goes up.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2016 10:37 AM (zoehZ)

136 >>>126 Orlando killer's alleged gay lover says it wasn't terrorism.

"I've cried like you have no idea. But the thing that makes me want to tell the truth is that he didn't do it for terrorism. In my opinion he did it for revenge," the man who said he was Mateen's lover for two months told Univision.

. . .

"He adored Latinos, gay Latinos, with brown skin, but he felt rejected. He felt used by them," the man said. "There were moments in the Pulse nightclub that made him feel really bad. Guys used him. That really affected him."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 10:34 AM (Nwg0u)

______________

100% guarantee - The evil man beat on this guy just like his ex-wife - this is Stockholm Syndrome. Straight up.

Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 22, 2016 10:37 AM (10hEu)

137 Alternate painting titles for the first pic:

"The Sound of One Hand Clapping"

"Ready! Set! FAP!"

"Mime + Claymore = ???"

"The Courtesy of a Reach-Around"

Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2016 10:37 AM (CS7jF)

138 Hey VA GOP Sucks, did you ever get the chance to talk to your gay acquaintance about firearms lessons?

Well, *I* didn't. I had my wife tell him the other day that I could recommend some really good instructors and to have him call me directly. So far no call back.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 22, 2016 10:37 AM (PFy0L)

139 Tell that to my fridge with 3 whiteboards stuck to it by magnets. A lot of cookingware is aluminum though, so those pots and pans would *not* be affected no matter how big the magnet.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 22, 2016 10:34 AM (GDulk)

Give the guy a break. If the artist understood those sorts of things, he'd be doing something useful, not making art.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2016 10:38 AM (KUaJL)

140 So Omar Mateen went into the Pulse and shot up the place because the cool kids won't let him join their club.

I can relate to that.

Posted by: Hi-Low Bar Six Ranch at June 22, 2016 10:38 AM (VFbbR)

141 >>"He adored Latinos, gay
Latinos, with brown skin, but he felt rejected. He felt used by them,"
the man said. "There were moments in the Pulse nightclub that made him
feel really bad. Guys used him. That really affected him."

Amazing how most people can deal with rejection, possible sexual confusion, without shooting 100+ people, killing nearly half of them, huh?
So sick of crocodile tears for mass murderers - I don't care about their feelz.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 10:39 AM (NOIQH)

142 Man that Yoko bitch wrecked the set. Even Jamie Farr was pissed.

Posted by: Chuck Barris at June 22, 2016 10:39 AM (eBK+9)

143 It's one of those Rorshach test patterns, right? What do I win?

Posted by: Count de Monet TEXIT at June 22, 2016 10:39 AM (JO9+V)

144 Trump running late..I don't like that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 10:39 AM (Ozsfq)

145 If the artist understood those sorts of things, he'd be doing something useful, not making art.

Oh please. What has more influence on the world, an ergonomic can opener or Manet's "Olympia Reclining"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2016 10:39 AM (1xUj/)

146
Browser is loading slow at the moment, but I'll live-comment the Trump speech. 14 minutes late! I hope it's because he's scribbling in some last-minute jabs about something or other.

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:39 AM (pC96u)

147 There were moments in the Pulse nightclub that made him feel really bad.

So can we make this about insensitive gays who used him being responsible??/sarc.

I'm being utterly facetious. As if nobody has had moments/days/weeks where they felt rejected and used? Most of them don't go up and shoot almost 100 people over it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2016 10:40 AM (rmw+9)

148 Wait, the shooter was driven to massacre by shame and rejection, not by a climate of Christian hatred?

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 22, 2016 10:40 AM (Pby3z)

149 Google "Yoko Ono," and you will retrieve about 3,320,000 results.

Are you threatening me?

Posted by: Teh Great MoronHolio at June 22, 2016 10:40 AM (8J/Te)

150 Trump running late..I don't like that

C'mon. All the cool preezys do it.

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2016 10:40 AM (8ikIW)

151 Well, *I* didn't. I had my wife tell him the other day that I could recommend some really good instructors and to have him call me directly. So far no call back.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 22, 2016 10:37 AM (PFy0L)

Heh. My guess: this is the last you will ever hear about it.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 22, 2016 10:40 AM (RTU0E)

152 Trump on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 10:40 AM (Ozsfq)

153 The Trumpster is pulling an Obozo. They gave us the two minute warning ten minutes ago and no Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 22, 2016 10:40 AM (Nwg0u)

154 If you are a half way decent looking gay guy, you are not going to be rejected. So, I call bullshit on the alleged ex lover.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 22, 2016 10:41 AM (iQIUe)

155
Here comes Trump...

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:41 AM (pC96u)

156 MOST S/S is non-magnetic. Some alloys are however, I didn't know it had made its way into appliances.
Back when I worked for SubZero, non working fridge magnets were a constant question, usually followed later on by how do I get scotch tape adhesive off?

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2016 10:41 AM (Fol9S)

157 145 If the artist understood those sorts of things, he'd be doing something useful, not making art.

Oh please. What has more influence on the world, an ergonomic can opener or Manet's "Olympia Reclining"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2016 10:39 AM (1xUj/)

Ever tried to open a can of tuna with a piece of canvas?

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 22, 2016 10:41 AM (Pby3z)

158 Wonder if that guy is really Mateen's ex-squeeze or some loony looking for fame.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 22, 2016 10:42 AM (gmjUl)

159 More gutter philosophy:

And speaking of Brexit...

How does one suppose, will this push toward globalization work?

With all of the dispirit groups and nationalities, having little or nothing in common, possessing not common allegiances or loyalties...

Is it possible that this type of construct could ever possibly function without coercion? How will that coercion take place?

Might, for example, it not be useful to have a (for lack of a better term) a coercion brute squad, or a number of squads, from different areas than where they would be employed, to be able to be deployed to coerce those, with whom they have no love lost at all, into doing what they are encouraged to do?

When Roman soldiers were required to be Roman citizens, Roman legions were restricted from even entering the city of Rome. After the rules were changed to allow non-Romans to be citizens, Roman legions repeated entered Rome to impose their will on the government until the government was nothing more than a formality.

Curious that our government, in it's wisdom, just made it legal for illegals to enter this country and join our armed forces. They could do it before, no doubt, but under fairly well defined circumstances. Those circumstances no longer exist.

Just an observation.

And I'll stop now with my BS philosophizing.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 22, 2016 10:42 AM (4ng05)

160 America has been good to Trump

Unlike the mooch who hates America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2016 10:42 AM (Ozsfq)

161 If anyone else saw the picture of the alleged 'gay lover' of the Mateen guy, I just don't think so. Mateen and his wife were decent looking (unlike the San Bernadino creeps), so I really don't think his 15 mins of infamy is very believable.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 22, 2016 10:42 AM (MIKMs)

162
Says he's running to give back to the country that's been so good to him.

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:42 AM (pC96u)

163 NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2016 10:43 AM (ptqRm)

164
Ooh, bold: Crumbling shit can't be fixed by Hillary. "ONLY BY ME."

Jobs
Jobs
Jobs

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:43 AM (pC96u)

165 Re: The Gay Orlando Shooter

There was a time when you had to be skeptical of the news and then there is now when you just know it's being nakedly manipulated. It's strange, but you have Democrats trying to cover for their muslim allies, but they dilute their allies terrorist messaging. When will ISIS turn on the Democrats and the Media, or is that a bridge too far even for them?

Posted by: Max Power at June 22, 2016 10:43 AM (QCc6B)

166
Can't count on the system-riggers to fix our problems. We're asking Bernie Sanders voters to join our movement.

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:44 AM (pC96u)

167 So this picture is to punish us for not liking yesterday's picture which you put up because you don't like us.

Do I have that right?

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2016 10:44 AM (805dc)

168
Fix our disastrous trade deals.

(This is sounding boilerplate so far.)

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:44 AM (pC96u)

169 My sister lived outside of Vail, and rich people who like to visit wanted a yuuuge area in Eagle County declared a "hidden gem" and make it off-limits to anything motorized. Cute. This would mean clearcutting, no ambulances, not even fly-overs by helicopters from the nearby one-of-a-kind high-altitude flight school. No, they wanted to preserve this land from use by locals so they could come and hike in peace.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2016 10:30 AM (NOIQH)

--------------

Met a woman from CA while on vacation once that was an advocate for child welfare. She said quite proudly that her group was trying to meet with the OK governor. I told her exactly what she didn't want to hear, and that's the people of OK would really appreciate it if CA people would mind their own damn business.

I could have shot her and she'd have the same look on her face.

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2016 10:44 AM (Fmupd)

170
System is rigged by big donors and big businesses, bureaucrats who trap kids in failing schools.

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:45 AM (pC96u)

171
Hillary (who by the way is a world-class liar -- look at her email statements and her phony "landing" in Bosnia!)

"One of the beauts."

"Brian Williams's career was destroyed for less."

Posted by: iforgot at June 22, 2016 10:46 AM (pC96u)

172 Was looking to see if the marketing gurus have labeled the generation my kid is in and of course they did

All kids 5 and under are Generation Alpha because they ran out of letters I guess

Some predictable predictions like they'll all be glued to touch screens...

... I'm torn on that. We're currently limiting his time with screens but it won't work and he's already fascinated with them. Maybe just embrace it and set him to be a maker rather than a couch potato.

Only conclusion so far is to impress upon him early the classic "sound mind sound body" ideal and get him quality elementary education for a solid ground.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at June 22, 2016 10:46 AM (Yjjjf)

173 Yes, if Mark David Chapman had only aimed a little to the left he'd have been a hero.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 22, 2016 10:46 AM (43/cZ)

174 Oh please. What has more influence on the world, an ergonomic can opener or Manet's "Olympia Reclining"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2016 10:39 AM (1xUj/)

That's the one with boobs, right? Then that, obviously.

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2016 10:47 AM (7HtZB)

175 Where'd the AoS term "willowed" come from?

Posted by: doomed at June 22, 2016 10:58 AM (bGLSw)

176 Saw the story this morning on the assault that happened last weekend to Mike Wallace,Nascar driver, and his wife, and family, at a Rascal Flatt's concert.

Apparently, these three hoodlums and some others attacked Wallace as he was heading to his car, knocking him unconscious and then continuing to kick him. His daughter jumped between them trying to stop the attack, and she was then beaten, kicked, etc.
I don't know exactly how it was stopped, but the attackers ran off, but three were finally caught. I guess they have done this before at events , for jollies.

Wallace, who was recovering from double bypass surgery when this attack occurred, had a concussion, a black eye, has lost a front tooth, and has severe floaters in his right eye as his eye was punched hard enough that it had fluid behind it burst. His daughter has bruised ribs, arms, scrapes, etc. and his son in law and another male family member had bloody noses, etc.

It sounds like this was a rivival of the old "knock out " game.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 22, 2016 10:59 AM (ar1r/)

177 Doomed:

There is a much-beloved commenter here named "Willow" who always seems to post right at the end of every thread. So much so that whenever she posts everyone just goes and looks for a new thread. Hence the term "willowed", for when a person posts at the end of the thread when a new one has just been put up.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2016 11:03 AM (Ado0C)

178 Are we ever going to get back to posting good art again? Between this sorry display and the naked fat man on the white ottoman yesterday, I'm starting get the sads

Posted by: Randy Magnum - Cameraman/Pro Kite Surfer at June 22, 2016 11:19 AM (J72Ee)

179 Dang, dude.

Posted by: sinalco at June 22, 2016 05:17 PM (yODqO)

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