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It Is Time For A National Conversation On How Stupid And Ugly Our Current Crop Of Neo-Nazis Is [CBD]

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Ugly shirt. Awful choice of colors for the tie (ignoring the profoundly effeminate choice of a bow tie), geek glasses, a retro 1920s English-waiter-teeth look. And how about getting a hair cut? Or are those scraggly bangs just hiding the zits you popped this morning? Oh...didn't your mother teach you to close your mouth when you aren't speaking? Nobody wants to look at your teeth Dylan ol' buddy. They are undoubtedly furry from lack of dental hygiene. But that's probably okay, because no woman would get within five feet of you without some pressing business reason, or perhaps the $200 on the side-table.

But what is really nauseating about you is your happiness with the idea that we are not a free people, governed by laws of our own making. You seem to be comfortable with a despot ruling your world. Perhaps you ought to move to North Korea or Saudi Arabia, where the rulers really rule!

This is not Dems' sales pitch but I'm totally down with letting the prez unilaterally ban people (hopefully everyone!) from buying guns...

The "prez" is a vomit-inducing diminutive, just so he can demonstrate that he is "down with" Obama and his desire to be Robert Mugabe.

But I'm not down with Dylan, the millennial ass-hat. He is exactly the person who Ace was discussing yesterday, who will be replaced by an off-the-shelf software package in about five years.

An awful lot of "mindworker" workers, who think they're splitting atoms simply because their jobs involve the simple manipulation of language grammar rules, are going to soon learn [they're] drudges and as easily replaced as a McDonald's order-taker.

What Dylan really, really doesn't understand about unilateral decisions is that they lead to things like gulags and concentration camps. And people like Dylan -- willing fools -- are often guests in those camps.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 07:14 PM




Comments

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1 Its a sad day when men devolve from Clint Eastwood to what ever this Dylan person is.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2016 07:12 PM (KTFfX)

2 His look is Gollum-esque.

Posted by: Lizabth at June 21, 2016 07:12 PM (3v3uS)

3 **looks at douchebag's pic**

The horror... the horror.

Posted by: Col. Kurtz at June 21, 2016 07:12 PM (H9MG5)

4 so then... this guy will be OK with President Trump banning Moslems from buying guns then....

For the children...

After all... since the confluence of Moslems and Guns seems to be the problem...

For the children of course....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 21, 2016 07:12 PM (qf6WZ)

5 They found the only man who ever lived less attractive than the naked guy posted this morning here.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 21, 2016 07:13 PM (6FqZa)

6 1 Its a sad day when men devolve from Clint Eastwood to what ever this Dylan person is.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2016 07:12 PM (KTFfX)


the Good... the Bad... and the Pajama Boy????

Just.... doesn't work...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 21, 2016 07:13 PM (qf6WZ)

7 I had that hairstyle when I was six.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2016 07:14 PM (8ZskC)

8 I'm getting a sense that you don't approve of Dylan.

Posted by: Call any vegetable at June 21, 2016 07:15 PM (BO/km)

9 Ace's probably glad his vision still sucks and doesn't have to suffer from looking at this turd.

Posted by: always a bright side at June 21, 2016 07:15 PM (H9MG5)

10 The drool hanging from the corner of his mouth is a nice touch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2016 07:15 PM (8ZskC)

11 He's going to go far in a Socialist goverment

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 07:15 PM (d9qXV)

12 That's the dude who will cower behind women whilst he soils his skinny jeans during an attack.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 07:15 PM (NOIQH)

13 I used to wear a bow tie regularly, but then again, I was a waiter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2016 07:16 PM (8ZskC)

14 Usually, they're first in line.

The Nazis and the Commies knew who to off first; the people who sold out their families and their friends.

No one ever trusts a snitch.

Not even the good ones.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:16 PM (ECJ+C)

15 "But that's probably okay, because no woman would get within five feet of
you without some pressing business reason, or perhaps the $200 on the
side-table."

I bet he doesn't want a woman, IYKWIMAITYD. I bet he wouldn't know what to do with a woman. I think he'd scream, "My God, man, what happened to your penis?!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2016 07:16 PM (AroJD)

16 Holy cow. I would rather slit my own throat than get near this jackass. No problems with "toxic masculinity" here.

Posted by: LA ette, formerly of TX, lakeside lurker at June 21, 2016 07:16 PM (oOM+W)

17 Backpfeifengesicht

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 21, 2016 07:16 PM (rwI+c)

18 Chess club president? I doubt it. Probably Press Club president.

Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2016 07:16 PM (BO/km)

19 Now this, this is a guy who shits his pants regularly.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2016 07:17 PM (/tuJf)

20

At first I thought he was the guy that tried to shoot Trump

Could be twins

Posted by: ThunderB at June 21, 2016 07:17 PM (Gnd/x)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:17 PM (ECJ+C)

22 I'm just trying to imagine what Ol' Red, that Okinawa vet I've gone on about who was One Tough Hombre, would do with POS like the above.

If this POS had been with him in the shit, I do know what the would've done. He would have shot him and used him for some sandbag. Maybe removed his clothes and supplies to give it to help one of his buddies who needed it.

Well, shooting might have a wasted a needed bullet. Ol' Red could've killed him with his little finger.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 07:17 PM (DW+jj)

23 Holy crap! My dick is better looking than this sad dork.

Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2016 07:17 PM (f40FU)

24 Looks like he's in the end stage of retardism.

Posted by: Bosk at June 21, 2016 07:18 PM (n2K+4)

25 Well, at least he doesn't have the 'leftist-can-you-believe-this-shit-eyebrows.'

Think Rachel Madcow etc.

They all have this surprised eyebrow facial contradiction thing. Their lower face is trying to convey seriousness and conviction while their eyebrows are trying to escape their forehead with the power of twin Mercury rockets.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2016 07:18 PM (p2X2f)

26 Resume item:

Tried to join the a cappella club in high school but was rejected as "too faggy"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2016 07:18 PM (8ZskC)

27 Dude absolutely pays for sex. Pays big.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 21, 2016 07:18 PM (kFnmp)

28 He's kinda cute, in his own hipster dorky way.

Posted by: Omar Mateen at June 21, 2016 07:18 PM (+MVVZ)

29 Obama should take this guy's advice and just ban guns from our fair city. It would help police and it would reduce gun crime almost certainly.

We don't want guns in Chicago.
We don't need guns in Chicago.

Make Chicago peaceful again. Ban guns.

Posted by: Thirty Two Year Resident of Chicago South Side at June 21, 2016 07:18 PM (EXTY5)

30 Shampoo. Dentist. Heard cut. Proper clean pressed clothes. Posture


Come on man

Posted by: ThunderB at June 21, 2016 07:18 PM (Gnd/x)

31 No problems with "toxic masculinity" here.


Indeed. He's like a testosterone vampire, sucking the manliness out of any group he's present in.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (rwI+c)

32 Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2016 07:17 PM (f40FU)

Hillary's dick looks better.

He's like a poster boy for dweebs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (ECJ+C)

33 He's not really human, he's the result of seventy years of painstaking robotics work in the Paraguayan jungles by Nazi scientists left behind when Mossad left South America to concentrate full time on more pressing matters.

Posted by: MTF at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (AaCJy)

34 Is it me, or does he look like he has BO? Sweaty pits, clammy hands...total weasel.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (NOIQH)

35 24
Looks like he's in the end stage of retardism.



Posted by: Bosk at June 21, 2016 07:18 PM (n2K+4)


I'm starting to think that the Leftist strain of humanity is basically devolving from apex omnivores into grazers. They already have the dietary habits and the "run away" instincts down pat.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (J+mig)

36 Lib women probably think he is cute; no conservative woman would even give him a second look, unless he is the waiter.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (KTFfX)

37 Dude absolutely pays for sex. Pays big.

Do gloryholes have a coin slot?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (rwI+c)

38 Meet the new brown shirts ...

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (Doh4+)

39 The skankiest, sore ridden crack whore in the world wouldn't touch that POS with a ten foot pole.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (DW+jj)

40 Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (rwI+c)

I'm sure he's sucking something.

He looks like a human remora.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (ECJ+C)

41 Ladies and gentlemen, your Mandarin class.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (C9pBZ)

42 He kind of looks like Jerry Lewis in one of his old movies from the 60's.

Posted by: Bosk at June 21, 2016 07:20 PM (n2K+4)

43 I wonder if he is an only child. I'm saying his folks swore off intercourse when he was born.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at June 21, 2016 07:20 PM (ktzHq)

44 He looks familiar. Oh yeah, I flushed something like him down the toilet when I woke up this morning.

Posted by: CrustyB at June 21, 2016 07:20 PM (Hnglq)

45 I'll Kill myself he threatened, and then I ordered another beer and some frites.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 21, 2016 07:20 PM (6Ll1u)

46 Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (rwI+c)

Just slide the coins between his teeth.

He'll "retrieve" it later.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:20 PM (ECJ+C)

47 Who or what is this cretin?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at June 21, 2016 07:20 PM (scUt2)

48 I'm getting a Don Knotts vibe, but without the untrammeled sexuality.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 21, 2016 07:20 PM (jR7Wy)

49 Dylan is the missing link between Homo-Reaganus and Homo-Idiocratus.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2016 07:20 PM (qUNWi)

50

Dylan? Is this wedgie-magnet the same Dylan who scribbled Loose Change?

Style Note: Shouldn't he have some white surgical tape around the bridge of his glasses?

Posted by: Arbalest at June 21, 2016 07:20 PM (FlRtG)

51

And please. Give mom her glasses back

Posted by: ThunderB at June 21, 2016 07:21 PM (Gnd/x)

52 are often guests in those camps.

He'd never make it to camp.

Posted by: DaveA at June 21, 2016 07:21 PM (8J/Te)

53 Depressing part is that he probably can't even wield the sharpened hoe properly; making ditch time even more unpleasant.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 07:21 PM (Doh4+)

54 He looks like the Jerry Lewis character in the original Nutty Professor.

And I'm not talking about Buddy Love.

Confirmed: CBD really doesn't like us, as we all suspected this morning during the art thread.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2016 07:21 PM (805dc)

55

Never been laid

Posted by: ThunderB at June 21, 2016 07:21 PM (Gnd/x)

56 What I like is the child-like faith in law. When confronted by violent jihadis wielding guns and shooting up discos, the obvious answer to these incredibly stupid Voxsters is to make guns illegal, make shooting gay people a hate crime and to embrace criminals as our brothers and sisters in the world community.

How's it working so far?

Posted by: MTF at June 21, 2016 07:21 PM (AaCJy)

57 Is that the real Throatwobbler Mangrove?

Posted by: Bosk at June 21, 2016 07:21 PM (n2K+4)

58 He was great in Slingblade, though.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at June 21, 2016 07:21 PM (ktzHq)

59 Resume item:

Last relationship ended when he tossed his girlfriend to a gang of muggers as a diversion to aid his getaway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2016 07:22 PM (8ZskC)

60 When he was born, the doc slapped his mama, then did an immediate hysterectomy and ovary removal. Then he castrated the father. It was the only way to be sure.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 07:22 PM (DW+jj)

61 You look like a Dork.

Posted by: The Bonnie Situation at June 21, 2016 07:22 PM (+HL0m)

62 There is a very good chance he is who Hillary was referring to during that easter egg hunt.

Posted by: Cu'Chuillain at June 21, 2016 07:22 PM (8mYHH)

63 Yeah, even with the pork chop you hung in him, I ain't going near that creepy little fucker.

Posted by: Dylan's parents' dog at June 21, 2016 07:22 PM (H9MG5)

64 Beadhead Commie.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2016 07:22 PM (qUNWi)

65 Dylan would be a Kapo. He'd like that.

Posted by: Jack at June 21, 2016 07:22 PM (YX9fV)

66 Posted by: Bosk at June 21, 2016 07:20 PM (n2K+4)

"Oh Ladeee, oh Ladee."

This, this guy is a schmendrick.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:22 PM (ECJ+C)

67 Never been laid




So you are saying he is one of the 72 virgins the jihadies get when they reach paradise?

Posted by: Thirty Two Year Resident of Chicago South Side at June 21, 2016 07:23 PM (EXTY5)

68
There are some people I wouldn't ever try to save from a When-Muslims-Go-Wild attack. This jerkoff is one of them.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 21, 2016 07:23 PM (jco2N)

69 Shoot -- that was supposed to be bedhead commie.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)

70 on, not in him... but maybe they did that too (could explain why he's a head case)

Posted by: Dylan's parents' dog at June 21, 2016 07:23 PM (H9MG5)

71 What a pussy!

Posted by: Hersh Kuntzman at June 21, 2016 07:23 PM (7qAYi)

72 I'll say this, at least liberals are coming out and saying they want to scrap the 2nd Amendment and take our guns.

I'll give a tip of my hat for honesty.

How many times did we see Democrats trot out candidates in camo hunting garb promising Midwest voters they loved guns just as much as they did.

Posted by: Paper Clip at June 21, 2016 07:24 PM (A3kYV)

73 What's so funny about hatred, revenge, and retribution?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 21, 2016 07:24 PM (Nwg0u)

74 Unbelievably, he was raised to this future. Nobody ever handed him a shovel and told him to dig.

Hey kid- here's the thought for today: the dependent life is truly not worth living.

Posted by: MTF at June 21, 2016 07:24 PM (AaCJy)

75 59 Resume item:

Last relationship ended when he tossed his girlfriend to a gang of muggers as a diversion to aid his getaway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2016 07:22 PM (8ZskC)


LOL!

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

76 Every revolution has plenty of dorks like this who think they're going to finally get their chance to take revenge on the rest of the world.

Then they find one ruthless MFer at the top of things who shoves them into the mass graves with all the other proles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (Mt8T4)

77 He's got bullied. Then he doubled-down on weakness. What a plan...

Posted by: goon at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (WCaSy)

78
These young nazis need to understand something: It takes a good man with a gun to stop a bad man with a gun.

If they keep criminalizing all the good men with guns...none will be around to save their sorry asses.
Shits like this guy aren't worth saving, anyway.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (jco2N)

79 Reminds me of Gore Vidal.

Posted by: Zombie Willam F. Buckley at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (ktzHq)

80 Are we not men?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (IqV8l)

81 61
You look like a Dork.


Posted by: The Bonnie Situation at June 21, 2016 07:22 PM (+HL0m)


I'm a turbogeek. This guy makes me look like the picture of masculinity by comparison. I'm speechless. Did he actually dress himself like that?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (J+mig)

82 Screw this. Back to watching Norman Reedus ride along the California Coast.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (jR7Wy)

83 Sorry....I added the link that is missing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo -- Am Yisrael Chai at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (Zu3d9)

84 He'd never make it to camp.
---
hell, he couldn't even make it to band camp...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (4/aeb)

85 'or perhaps the $200 on the side-table."

Ah, brings up the age-old question: One $200 whore or twenty $10 whores. What to do... What to do...

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (QdAXQ)

86 the dependent life is truly not worth living.



Posted by: MTF at June 21, 2016 07:24 PM (AaCJy)

The dependent life lives only so long as it's benefactor wishes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:26 PM (ECJ+C)

87 57 Is that the real Throatwobbler Mangrove?
Posted by: Bosk at June 21, 2016 07:21 PM (n2K+4)

It's spelled "Raymond Luxury-Yacht"

Posted by: Hersh Kuntzman at June 21, 2016 07:26 PM (7qAYi)

88 he's yet another victim of the Great American Mirror Shortage (Tm)

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2016 07:26 PM (4/aeb)

89 >>>Resume item:



Last relationship ended when he tossed his girlfriend to a gang of muggers as a diversion to aid his getaway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2016 07:22 PM (8ZskC)<<<

Bullshit. This guy ain't ever had no girlfriend. And the blowup variety don't count.

Posted by: gang of muggers that he'll never be able to escape from at June 21, 2016 07:26 PM (H9MG5)

90 He looks like that Brit that tried to kill Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at June 21, 2016 07:27 PM (Gnd/x)

91 72 I'll say this, at least liberals are coming out and saying they want to scrap the 2nd Amendment and take our guns.
---------------------------------------------------

they aren't stopping there: I've seen plenty of calls, including from Hillary herself, for curtailing the First Amendment, and the NYT and Joe Manchin just the other day combined in a call for ignoring the Fifth Amendment.

The Constitution is dead letter law.

Posted by: MTF at June 21, 2016 07:27 PM (AaCJy)

92 As Rush would say: part of the 'new castrati'

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=New%20Castrati

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 07:27 PM (NOIQH)

93 Oh yeah, he looks like he's been pulled from the bushes outside a girl's window a time or two.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 21, 2016 07:27 PM (GPlvq)

94 I think most women would rather fuck Fleegle

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 21, 2016 07:27 PM (AZ9cB)

95 This is not Dems' sales pitch but I'm totally down with letting the prez unilaterally ban people (hopefully everyone!) from buying guns...
***
Keep in mind if Hillary gets elected she *WILL* do this.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2016 07:27 PM (pibXr)

96 Last relationship ended when he tossed his girlfriend to a gang of muggers as a diversion to aid his getaway.
Posted by: Cicero


Tossed? Tossed? The only thing he's ever tossed was his best friend's salad.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2016 07:27 PM (p2X2f)

97 Last BLIND DATE ended when he tossed his girlfriend to a gang of muggers as a diversion to aid his getaway.



FIFY

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 07:28 PM (NOIQH)

98
God dammmit!

How many times have I told you,

You do not mix weasel semen with the cells from our glorious Furher!!!



Posted by: Josef Mengele in his Secret Cloning Laboratory in the Brazilian Jungle at June 21, 2016 07:28 PM (HGtd0)

99 Look, some of this isn't his fault. I mean, a man can only take so many wedgies before he falls to pieces.

Posted by: Hank Hill at June 21, 2016 07:28 PM (7qAYi)

100 I'm guessing this guy is a soprano.

*no, not the mafia ones*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:28 PM (ECJ+C)

101 If loving our Mooslimb brethren works so well, how come every goat raper in the dunes is carrying some kind of killing equipment?

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 07:28 PM (8ikIW)

102 93 A girl's window?

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2016 07:28 PM (B48dK)

103 I'd fire the producer who let him on TV, the FCC used to have standards. If this were a live shot after a fire,maybe.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 07:28 PM (Doh4+)

104 I just lost my appetite.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 21, 2016 07:28 PM (+eR2D)

105 Bullshit. This guy ain't ever had no girlfriend. And the blowup variety don't count.


Posted by: gang of muggers that he'll never be able to escape from at June 21, 2016 07:26 PM (H9MG5)


I'm sure he'd tell you that the last one totally counted, despite being "transitioning".

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 07:29 PM (J+mig)

106 He hasn't had sex of any kind. No woman would touch him. The gays wouldn't touch him. Trannies wouldn't touch him. Pansexuals wouldn't even touch him. Goats wouldn't touch him.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 07:29 PM (DW+jj)

107 These young nazis need to understand something: It takes a good man with a gun to stop a bad man with a gun.
***
You make an important mistake here. Liberals recognize that you need a good man with a gun to stop a bad man with a gun. The thing is, they are the bad men.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2016 07:29 PM (pibXr)

108 Ha ha. funny. This guy can't be for real. I've seen used tampons more masculine.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 21, 2016 07:29 PM (CHQEC)

109 I'll say this (unless it's on the other ear.) He doesn't have an earring.

Probably the pain scared him Xim off.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:29 PM (ECJ+C)

110 He's the guy who got beaten up by the A-V Club every day.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 07:29 PM (Mt8T4)

111 >>>Screw this. Back to watching Norman Reedus ride along the California Coast.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (jR7Wy)<<<

He sure finds a lot of things to be "pretty". Guess he's a sensitive cycle riding zombie slayer.

Posted by: picking a little nit at June 21, 2016 07:29 PM (H9MG5)

112

Actually. That is a clip on bow tie. With a shirt are yellowy green as his teeth


Doesn't he have a mother?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 21, 2016 07:29 PM (Gnd/x)

113 Even the chicken claimed to have a headache

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 21, 2016 07:30 PM (AZ9cB)

114 Cool. So President Trump can just ban unions? Abortion? How about he bans anti gun laws? How about he bans university endowments. Since we're all about the imperial presidency, hoe about jailing everyone with a liberal arts degree? This Dylan needs a good ass kicking. I'd do it, but that would be too much club. Reckon my ten year old daughter would be a better match up. Naw, she'd kick his ass too.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2016 07:30 PM (kTF2Z)

115 You'd think our social betters would know how to dress themselves

Posted by: Former mass resident at June 21, 2016 07:30 PM (4+yTC)

116 Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 07:28 PM (NOIQH)

And she was truly blind.

With no sense of touch and her "friends" did it as a joke.

A bad one.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:31 PM (ECJ+C)

117
I just saw a tv ad for a charity to "save our sharks."

Are you kidding me?

Has the world gone fucking mad?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 21, 2016 07:31 PM (jco2N)

118 Trannies wouldn't touch him. Pansexuals wouldn't even touch him. Goats wouldn't touch him.


Hah! The joke's on you. The goats don't have a choice.

Posted by: Dylan at June 21, 2016 07:31 PM (8ZskC)

119 A bear wouldn't even rape him.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 07:31 PM (DW+jj)

120 Jesus Christ, he even LOOKS like a useful idiot.

Posted by: DanInMN at June 21, 2016 07:31 PM (SFX3d)

121 Posted by: ThunderB at June 21, 2016 07:29 PM (Gnd/x)

Not one who'll admit to it.

I'm guessing this is just one of his "Issues".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:31 PM (ECJ+C)

122 What's wrong with with it's face?

Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at June 21, 2016 07:32 PM (JO9+V)

123 It's sad when cousins marry.

Posted by: Percival at June 21, 2016 07:32 PM (Xyr1S)

124 A less manly Mandark.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 21, 2016 07:32 PM (IqV8l)

125 >>>You'd think our social betters would know how to dress themselves

Posted by: Former mass resident at June 21, 2016 07:30 PM (4+yTC)<<<

Being from Mass., you should know better.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 21, 2016 07:32 PM (H9MG5)

126 The air quality is not worth a damn here I tell you, fire, fire everywhere.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 21, 2016 07:32 PM (6Ll1u)

127 Okay, my previous comment was cruel and hurtful, but serious, you guys, Dylan needs to embrace a personal hygiene regimen that is a more frequent than once a month and involves soap and water.

Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2016 07:32 PM (f40FU)

128 No, we don't know him and none of us are his girlfriend.

Posted by: Girls in Canada at June 21, 2016 07:32 PM (kTF2Z)

129
It's sad when cousins marry.

And he can't even play the banjo.

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 07:33 PM (8ikIW)

130 He does have that sexy Neanderthal vibe totally goin' on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2016 07:33 PM (8ZskC)

131 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 07:29 PM (Mt8T4)

He wasn't allowed in. Too dorky.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:33 PM (ECJ+C)

132 **flails hands around**

No thanks.

Posted by: zombie Helen Keller at June 21, 2016 07:33 PM (H9MG5)

133 Jerry Lewis from The Nutty Professor called. He wants his look back.

Posted by: Percival at June 21, 2016 07:33 PM (Xyr1S)

134 I sure hope I never have to face an existential threat with a platoon of Dylans.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 07:33 PM (wYnyS)

135 If I had given birth to that, I'd shoot myself in the womb, then the mouth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:33 PM (1ZOkK)

136

Don't his friends help him?


His whole presentation screams "I am alone"

Sad

Posted by: ThunderB at June 21, 2016 07:34 PM (Gnd/x)

137 Has the world gone fucking mad?
***
Why yes it has.

Imagine if you went back to 1996 and told people that the political issues in 2016 would be:

Allowing men into women's changing rooms
Forcing Christians to bake cakes for gay weddings
How many angry Muslims invaders should we force into the suburbs

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2016 07:34 PM (pibXr)

138 He does have that sexy Neanderthal vibe totally goin' on.

Posted by: Cicero


Neanderthal?

More like Mr. Limpet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2016 07:34 PM (p2X2f)

139 Geeez even MY Mom taught me how to dress better.

I just don't do it out of choice.

And lack of taste.

He makes me look like Beau Brummel.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:34 PM (ECJ+C)

140
That shirt he is wearing is probably a boys large and he still can't fill it out

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2016 07:34 PM (lKyWE)

141 Dylan, The Women's Prison called.

They said 'No chance.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 07:34 PM (Mt8T4)

142 127 Okay, my previous comment was cruel and hurtful, but serious, you guys, Dylan needs to embrace a personal hygiene regimen that is a more frequent than once a month and involves soap and water.
Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2016 07:32 PM (f40FU)


Karl Marx and Mao Zedong reportedly had poor personal hygiene, too. Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

143 I'll bet he has a yuge penis, though.

/s

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:35 PM (1ZOkK)

144 I sure hope I never have to face an existential threat with a platoon of Dylans.

I'll be proud to lead you wonderful guys in battle anytime, anywhere.

Wait a minute, oh crap.

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 07:35 PM (8ikIW)

145 I don't imagine that he spends too much time worrying about all of the icky stuff in life. But he probably has a wonderful internal life. Thinking big thoughts, and fantasizing about being a camp guard.

Posted by: goon at June 21, 2016 07:35 PM (WCaSy)

146 Trannies wouldn't touch him. Pansexuals wouldn't even touch him. Goats wouldn't touch him.
___
Sadly my goat would. She is a slut. Anyway, how is that goat kebab?

Posted by: Some Jihadi at June 21, 2016 07:35 PM (pibXr)

147 he even LOOKS like a useful idiot.

He's proof that there is such a thing as a totally useless idiot.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 21, 2016 07:35 PM (3C9q2)

148 Posted by: Percival at June 21, 2016 07:33 PM (Xyr1S)

I believe Jerry is hiring some New York lawyers as we speak.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:35 PM (ECJ+C)

149 It's not fair to keep making fun of Dylan's looks.

Remember, he's stupid, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 07:35 PM (Mt8T4)

150 So Dems want a gun ban? I'll meet them half way. If you are a registered Dem, or vote that way, it is illegal for you to own a gun.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 21, 2016 07:35 PM (6n332)

151 This guy will be a Camp "Counselor" at Hillary's Happy Fun Camp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:36 PM (1ZOkK)

152 If you are a registered Dem, or vote that way, it is illegal for you to own a gun.
***
Note this is one gun control measure that would have stopped the Orlando massacre...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2016 07:36 PM (pibXr)

153 What the fuck is that!?!?

Posted by: a horrible homunculus at June 21, 2016 07:36 PM (H9MG5)

154 Fer Christ sakes, what a fucking retard!

Huma! Get me more lotion!

Posted by: Queen Hillary Cliton at June 21, 2016 07:36 PM (3Lhng)

155 Ah, brings up the age-old question: One $200 whore or twenty $10 whores. What to do... What to do...

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (QdAXQ)


First world problems?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 07:36 PM (wYnyS)

156 Posted by: Some Jihadi at June 21, 2016 07:35 PM (pibXr)

No, no. It is Haram to eat the meat of a sodomized goat.

You can sell it to your neighbors.

And hope they don't find out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:36 PM (ECJ+C)

157 You know, this could have been me. Growing up I had thick glasses, was poorly dressed (what kind of mother dresses her 8 year old son in a velour track suit? Was I in the Mafia?) & had a bad haircut. And I was good at reading & bad a sports. Which meant I got bullied & tormented mercilessly every day. But I didn't turn that into hate for my country - I guess growing up a child of the 80s with Reagan & G.I. Joe made that impossible - or anyone else, because I forgave them, as a Christian.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 21, 2016 07:36 PM (7qAYi)

158 He looks like a fuckin' reeee-tard.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at June 21, 2016 07:36 PM (8ZskC)

159 Is that Marty McFly's father from "Back to the Future" or the poster boy for the British Dental Association?

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at June 21, 2016 07:37 PM (13MYd)

160 >>He hasn't had sex of any kind. No woman would touch him. The gays wouldn't touch him. Trannies wouldn't touch him. Pansexuals wouldn't even touch him. Goats wouldn't touch him.

Shit, I won't touch him.

Posted by: Dylan's Hand at June 21, 2016 07:37 PM (c7vUv)

161 I'll bet if was ever offered the chance to fire an AR-15, not only would he claim he suffered a boo-boo shoulder and PTSD, but it gave him HATE THOUGHTS which made him sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:37 PM (1ZOkK)

162 Register Democrats Not Guns.

Sounds like a bumper sticker.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:37 PM (ECJ+C)

163 First thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma is the mouth.

Posted by: Sheriff Buford T Justice at June 21, 2016 07:37 PM (kTF2Z)

164 96 Last relationship ended when he tossed his girlfriend to a gang of muggers as a diversion to aid his getaway.
Posted by: Cicero

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Fucker has to bribe his own hand.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 21, 2016 07:37 PM (rlfds)

165 Shit, I won't touch him.

Posted by: Dylan's Hand

He's gotta sneak up on himself when it's dark, and wear a glove

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 07:38 PM (8ikIW)

166 Don't feel sorry for this asshole.

He'd happily load us in cattle cars.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:38 PM (1ZOkK)

167 I started fires with my thick glasses

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 21, 2016 07:39 PM (6Ll1u)

168 I'm watching the Texas Tech and Florida baseball game. Young men who look and act like men and not like some weird, un-sexy Don Knotts (God rest his hilarious soul) and know which end of the bat to hold.

I hope Tech doesn't give it away here in the ninth.

Posted by: huerfano at June 21, 2016 07:39 PM (jkkMG)

169 The pr0n shop refused to sell him a blow-up doll because he looked too suspicious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2016 07:39 PM (8ZskC)

170 A reject from Beauty and the Geek. Too geeky even for my show.

Posted by: Ashton Kutcher at June 21, 2016 07:39 PM (JO9+V)

171 >>>Fucker has to bribe his own hand.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 21, 2016 07:37 PM (rlfds)<<<

If you sit on and put it to sleep, it's like dropping a little pill into it's drink. Or so I hear.

Posted by: Pill Cosby at June 21, 2016 07:39 PM (H9MG5)

172 I wonder what gender he identifies with?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:40 PM (1ZOkK)

173 Posted by: Josephistan at June 21, 2016 07:36 PM (7qAYi)

The best revenge is success.

And to outlive them.

I watch the obituaries avidly.

So far I'm outlived a few of my nemesi from HS.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:40 PM (ECJ+C)

174 Here's the thing:

Personality theory tells us that about 40% of the population DOES NOT like to make decisions at all. They find it "stressful"

In other words, 40% of the US think their life would be significantly better if Big Brother made all their decisions. Sure, the actual number that would be OK with totalitarianism is lower, but still, that's a lot of people who would be fine with living with a dictator.

/or working for the now defunct EDS.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 21, 2016 07:40 PM (AHDxb)

175 159 Is that Marty McFly's father from "Back to the Future" or the poster boy for the British Dental Association?
Posted by: Darwin Akbar at June 21, 2016 07:37 PM (13MYd)

The Big Book of British Smiles

Posted by: Josephistan at June 21, 2016 07:41 PM (7qAYi)

176 >>I'll bet he has a yuge penis, though.

He does, just not his.

Posted by: Dylan's Hand at June 21, 2016 07:41 PM (c7vUv)

177 He needs to get outside more often. His skin is gonna rot and then he'll really be hateful.

Posted by: goon at June 21, 2016 07:41 PM (WCaSy)

178 If you sit on and put it to sleep, it's like dropping a little pill into it's drink. Or so I hear.

Posted by: Pill Cosby at June 21, 2016 07:39 PM (H9MG5)

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LOL!

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 21, 2016 07:41 PM (rlfds)

179 The ruling class wannabes ain't what they used to be!

Posted by: G. Will at June 21, 2016 07:41 PM (wYnyS)

180 I hope his parents aren't longing for a grandchild.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:42 PM (1ZOkK)

181 Backpfeifengesicht


That's not a word, that's an urban legend.

It's technically in Duden, but it's not a word that anyone ever uses when speaking Krautish.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2016 07:43 PM (1xUj/)

182 Talk about totally unself aware.

He probably doesn't realize how really dumb he looks and acts.

And (cruelly) no one will tell him.

You've seen those kids. The ones that everyone laughs about but no one is friends with so there's no one to tell him how stupid and dorky and wrong headed he is.


He'll probably get a job in Hillary's cabinet.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:43 PM (ECJ+C)

183 This guy looks like he drowned a puppy when he was young. Because it didn't love him enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:43 PM (1ZOkK)

184 173 Posted by: Josephistan at June 21, 2016 07:36 PM (7qAYi)

The best revenge is success.

And to outlive them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:40 PM (ECJ+C)

Well I'm still working on that.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 21, 2016 07:43 PM (7qAYi)

185 I hope his parents aren't longing for a grandchild.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:42 PM (1ZOkK)

He's a poster child for the concept of post-birth abortion up to the third trimester of college!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 07:43 PM (wYnyS)

186 If you follow the link, you'll find that Gleen Grenwad disagrees with Dylan because Muslims would be disproportionately affected.

Posted by: Butch at June 21, 2016 07:44 PM (hXu8T)

187 He's very familiar with the taste of penus.

Posted by: Bosk at June 21, 2016 07:44 PM (n2K+4)

188 So, nicknames when he's our guard at Hillary's Happy Fun Camps?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:44 PM (1ZOkK)

189 What a hairless, buck toothed, bi-speckled lady boy.

I've known menopausal women with more testosterone.

Dylan has a career ahead of him playing the punk who gets ass raped in the shower in prison films.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2016 07:44 PM (ej1L0)

190 180 I hope his parents aren't longing for a grandchild.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:42 PM (1ZOkK)

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Any woman that gets within five feet of him, her uterus spontaneously combusts.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 21, 2016 07:44 PM (rlfds)

191 >>He'll probably get a job in Hillary's cabinet.

He can have a job in my closet.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at June 21, 2016 07:45 PM (c7vUv)

192 188 So, nicknames when he's our guard at Hillary's Happy Fun Camps?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:44 PM (1ZOkK)

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I'm not going to be in any camp.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 21, 2016 07:45 PM (rlfds)

193 This guy makes Waldo from the Van Halen videos look positively studly.

Posted by: Count de Monet TEXIT at June 21, 2016 07:45 PM (JO9+V)

194 Pfffft constitutional rights, dude that's like so 2006.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 07:45 PM (0LHZx)

195 "I'm a turbogeek. This guy makes me look like the
picture of masculinity by comparison. I'm speechless. Did he actually
dress himself like that?


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (J+mig)"

There seems to be a subculture among the Millenials who go out of their way to look dorky. On a visit to Portland I saw lads of his age cohort dressed in white short sleeved shirts with neck ties and pocket protectors full of mechanical pencils out for a night on the town. As for why young men would dress that way, I assume it is for the same reason that young men do any other sort of outlandish thing - because chicks dig it. Although in this day and age it may be because there is some subset of gays who it appeals to so who knows.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 21, 2016 07:45 PM (QHgTq)

196 Dylan has a career ahead of him playing the punk who gets ass raped in the shower in prison films.
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Yeah, he doesn't seem like the type that would be ambitious enough to be an "actor."

There's only one job for his type: DMV employee.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 21, 2016 07:46 PM (AHDxb)

197 We moved around a lot when Dylan was a child.

But he kept finding us.

Posted by: Dylan's Parents at June 21, 2016 07:46 PM (Mt8T4)

198 More like Mr. Limpet.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2016 07:34 PM (p2X2f)

Yes, but Mr. Limpet (as a fish) helped saved the US from the Nazis. This fellow probably thinks we should love to ISIS.

Posted by: Marsha Cloggenstein, Mary's younger sister at June 21, 2016 07:46 PM (rmw+9)

199 182 Talk about totally unself aware.

He probably doesn't realize how really dumb he looks and acts.

And (cruelly) no one will tell him.

You've seen those kids. The ones that everyone laughs about but no one is friends with so there's no one to tell him how stupid and dorky and wrong headed he is.


He'll probably get a job in Hillary's cabinet.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:43 PM (ECJ+C)

Yeah but, how do you not achieve that look without deliberately choosing those glasses, that bow-tie, that shirt, that hair-cut? My feeling is that he wants to look that way. Reason: unknown.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2016 07:46 PM (CFc5L)

200 I'm thinking. I don't think any woman bore him normally. That had to be some sort of butt baby. There was some abomination afoot there, somehow.

Some damn colon cell mutated in some ass whore or tinkerbell and the sperm managed to fertilize it, or some horrible semblence of it, and this abomination was conceived.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 07:46 PM (DW+jj)

201 >>Dylan has a career ahead of him playing the punk who gets ass raped in the shower in prison films.

Noooo.
I'll have flash backs to summer camp.

Posted by: Dylan at June 21, 2016 07:47 PM (c7vUv)

202 Whoops; Mary Cloggenstein's sister sock off

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2016 07:47 PM (rmw+9)

203 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:35 PM (1ZOkK)

He wouldn't look like that if he did.


Cause some woman would've told him to shape up or else.

And you know how guys are.

Anything to get laid. Anything.

Empires have risen and fallen because some guy wanted to get laid.

We climbed out of the trees and out of the caves because some guy wanted to get laid.

Civilization owes it's existence to women who said "Do this or I'll cut you off".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:47 PM (ECJ+C)

204 The trouble is that if you get 20-30 of these pencil dicks together, they can feed off of each others anxieties until they soil the sidewalks. Luckily, they don't eat meat.

Posted by: goon at June 21, 2016 07:47 PM (WCaSy)

205 What pimply fucks like these don't understand is that one day a prezzie you don't like will be in power. And if it's cool for your prezzie to say 2A is gone, there's nothing stopping the prezzie you don't like to say your 1A or 4A or 5A is gone too.

Lots of cons didn't understand this when the patriot act was created. Yeah Bush wouldn't abuse it. But what happens after Bush leaves? Hmmmm.......

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 07:47 PM (0LHZx)

206 Reason: unknown.
--

Duh.

The reason he dresses that way is so NO ONE will EVER communicate with him, and he can spend all his time with his beloved Siri.

Or in line at the Apple store.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 21, 2016 07:47 PM (AHDxb)

207 How many times did we see Democrats trot out candidates in camo hunting garb promising Midwest voters they loved guns just as much as they did.
Posted by: Paper Clip at June 21, 2016 07:24 PM (A3kYV)

Remember John Kerry, who served in Vietnam, scripted visit to a bait store in Ohio, asking to buy a "huntin license" so he could "hunt me some ducks"?

NO one bought that act. It was as believeable as when after leaving a rally in Ohio, in which he proclaimed how much he admired Ohio State football, he went to a rally outside Detroit Michigan, in a huge Democrat stronghold, where the high school is named after Kennedy, and started talking about how great the football team was, the Ohio State Buckeyes. He was located not even 40 miles from OSU's biggest rival, Michigan.
I can still hear the chorus of boos he got from the pro Democrat crowd, LOL. He then started trying to clean the mess up, saying he knows it's Michigan, but he just was in Ohio. Made it even worse.....

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2016 07:49 PM (ar1r/)

208 He's a poster child for the concept of post-birth abortion up to the third trimester of college!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 07:43 PM (wYnyS)

____

Which is why conservatives should embrace abortion. The people having abortions are this dolt's mother. She should have been encouraged. The world would have been a better place. See also Obama's mother.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 07:49 PM (0LHZx)

209 has to be photoshopped. only a winow licking waterhead would look in the mirror and think yeah, that's the look for me. i look like a cross between bho and joe biden.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 21, 2016 07:49 PM (ucDmr)

210 No one ever trusts a snitch.

Not even the good ones.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:16 PM (ECJ+C

Snitches get stitches!

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 07:50 PM (VDovR)

211 I'm tellin' ya, he wasn't born, he was shit out.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 07:50 PM (DW+jj)

212 211
I'm tellin' ya, he wasn't born, he was shit out.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 07:50 PM (DW+jj)


Nah. They probably have some kind of Pajama Boy cloning facility. Only logical explanation.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 07:51 PM (J+mig)

213 And you know how guys are.

Anything to get laid. Anything.

Empires have risen and fallen because some guy wanted to get laid.

We climbed out of the trees and out of the caves because some guy wanted to get laid.

Civilization owes it's existence to women who said "Do this or I'll cut you off".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:47 PM (ECJ+C)

Or in the case of musical theatre, some guy who said that.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 21, 2016 07:51 PM (7qAYi)

214 How old is this guy anyway?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2016 07:51 PM (rmw+9)

215 If you are a registered Dem, or vote that way, it is illegal for you to own a gun.
***
Note this is one gun control measure that would have stopped the Orlando massacre...

Posted by: 18-1

Probably NewTown and Aurora too

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 07:51 PM (Doh4+)

216 "But he was always such a quiet, nice young man.


Good money that this "dude" is building a skin suit in his basement with lady parts.

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2016 07:51 PM (q177U)

217 In the camps, he'll be ordering us, with a wispy, stern voice, to Scrub Those Toilets Clean! Or else, or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:51 PM (1ZOkK)

218 NO one bought that act. It was as believeable as when after leaving a rally in Ohio, in which he proclaimed how much he admired Ohio State football, he went to a rally outside Detroit Michigan, in a huge Democrat stronghold, where the high school is named after Kennedy, and started talking about how great the football team was, the Ohio State Buckeyes. He was located not even 40 miles from OSU's biggest rival, Michigan.
I can still hear the chorus of boos he got from the pro Democrat crowd, LOL. He then started trying to clean the mess up, saying he knows it's Michigan, but he just was in Ohio. Made it even worse.....
Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2016 07:49 PM (ar1r/)

____

Obama's favorite team is the White Sox. He went to many games at Comi**N**skey Field when he grew up. He really did call it Cominseky Field (as opposed to Comiskey Park).

Number of times this was mentioned by any of the late night talk shows? zero.zero

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 07:51 PM (0LHZx)

219 Dylan is the platonic form of autism.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 21, 2016 07:51 PM (4ErVI)

220 Neighbor:

He was a sweet, quiet boy. Burned a few pets alive, but what frisky young lad doesn't?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:52 PM (1ZOkK)

221 >> I'm tellin' ya, he wasn't born, he was shit out.

I've seen boots that I thought the best part of them ran down their Momma's ass crack. In this guy's case his Momma must have been on her stomach.

Posted by: Gunnery Sargent Hartman at June 21, 2016 07:53 PM (c7vUv)

222 This, this looks like a guy who takes a piss with both hands on his hips.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 21, 2016 07:53 PM (KcI5m)

223 Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 07:51 PM (0LHZx)


Never be the first one to stop clapping!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 07:53 PM (wYnyS)

224 How old is this guy anyway?

Born in 1990.

Old enough to know better.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 07:53 PM (Mt8T4)

225 If the GOp were smart ( I know, I know) they'd call the Dems' bluff. Say fine. Here's a bill banning all gun sales. Let's vote.

They'd get maybe 25 votes in the senate. And then every time another asshole talks about eeeeevil guns, you say, well, we offered a bill to ban all guns and the Dems said no. So please do me a favor and STFU.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 07:54 PM (0LHZx)

226 So, nicknames when he's our guard at Hillary's Happy Fun Camps?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:44 PM (1ZOkK)

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I'm not going to be in any camp.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain.


If they run my prints, I'll be in the ditch quickly. No way they let me in the camp.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 07:54 PM (Doh4+)

227 "No, I'm not a nerd! I dress this way *air quotes* ironically -- I'm a meta geek. Don't even ask how much these German glasses frames cost me!"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 07:54 PM (NOIQH)

228 Girls, imagine that visage over you, lunging away, making his O face . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet TEXIT at June 21, 2016 07:54 PM (JO9+V)

229 He was a sweet, quiet boy. Burned a few pets alive, but what frisky young lad doesn't?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:52 PM (1ZOkK)


And we had a lot of missing pets for a while until he left for college, but...

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 07:54 PM (wYnyS)

230 OT: why is it so hard now to load this site on my phone?

It also takes longer on my desktop and laptop, so I don't think it's me. But sheesh, I have to walk away and do something else while my phone is loading.

Posted by: Blano at June 21, 2016 07:54 PM (heN73)

231 Good money that this "dude" is building a skin suit in his basement with lady parts.
Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2016 07:51 PM (q177U)

C'mon man, give us some credit.

Posted by: Ted Bundy at June 21, 2016 07:55 PM (7qAYi)

232 This guy would probably piss his pants then faint if he ever shot an AR-15.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 21, 2016 07:55 PM (+eR2D)

233 NERRRRRDDDD!!!!!!

Posted by: Lambda Lambda Lambda at June 21, 2016 07:55 PM (Mt8T4)

234 This, this looks like a guy who takes a piss with both hands on his hips.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty


He'd dribble all over his pants

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 07:55 PM (Doh4+)

235 Number of times this was mentioned by any of the late night talk shows? zero.zero
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 07:51 PM (0LHZx)

This reminds me of Obama's staged photo of shooting a shotgun at Camp David. I'm sure he had to be fully stoned to be talked into it.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2016 07:55 PM (ar1r/)

236 Posted by: Blano at June 21, 2016 07:54 PM (heN73)

Good. Otherwise you'd probably get nothing done.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:56 PM (ECJ+C)

237 We all kick Dylan's ass and take his lunch money.

Posted by: Corky, Urkel, and Timmy from South Park at June 21, 2016 07:56 PM (H9MG5)

238 Still masturbates to Pokemon porn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 07:56 PM (Mt8T4)

239 232
This guy would probably piss his pants then faint if he ever shot an AR-15.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 21, 2016 07:55 PM (+eR2D)


And, like Gersh Kuntzman, he'd claim PTSD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:56 PM (1ZOkK)

240 232 This guy would probably piss his pants then faint if he ever shot an AR-15.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 21, 2016 07:55 PM (+eR2D)

___

AR15? More like a starters pistol.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 07:56 PM (0LHZx)

241 Someone with a social media account let this guy know about this thread - please.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 07:56 PM (Doh4+)

242 NERRRRRDDDD!!!!!!

Posted by: Lambda Lambda Lambda at June 21, 2016 07:55 PM (Mt8T4)


Oh, so close,

Posted by: Ogre, Alpha Beta at June 21, 2016 07:56 PM (JO9+V)

243 This, this looks like a guy who takes a piss with both hands on his hips.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty

He'd dribble all over his pants

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 07:55 PM (Doh4+)


Even though he was sitting down!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 07:56 PM (wYnyS)

244 Obama's favorite team is the White Sox. He went to many games at Comi**N**skey Field when he grew up. He really did call it Cominseky Field (as opposed to Comiskey Park).

Number of times this was mentioned by any of the late night talk shows? zero.zero

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 07:51 PM (0LHZx)

Gotta protect the home team baby! National Socialism for the win!

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 07:56 PM (VDovR)

245 I can still hear the chorus of boos he got from the pro Democrat crowd, LOL. He then started trying to clean the mess up, saying he knows it's Michigan, but he just was in Ohio. Made it even worse.....
Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2016 07:49 PM (ar1r/)

And they all still voted for him.

America the retarded.

Posted by: Blano at June 21, 2016 07:56 PM (heN73)

246 Dylan Matthews is 24.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2016 07:57 PM (rmw+9)

247 Odds we see Dylan's picture on a Post Office wall at some point?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:57 PM (ECJ+C)

248 I'll bet this kid was afraid of lawn darts and water balloon fights.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:57 PM (1ZOkK)

249 Bruised his shoulder with the recoil from a Nerf gun.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 07:57 PM (Mt8T4)

250 this is one of Ben Rhodes' favorite stenographers guys, be nice

Posted by: DanMan at June 21, 2016 07:57 PM (GnC4K)

251 Wow, Dylan looks exactly the way I expected Vox writers to look!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 07:58 PM (oKE6c)

252 246
Dylan Matthews is 24.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2016 07:57 PM (rmw+9)


So, he's two years younger than my son. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:58 PM (1ZOkK)

253 Oh, so close,
Posted by: Ogre, Alpha Beta at June 21, 2016 07:56 PM (JO9+V)


(The joke is even the nerds call him a nerd.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 07:58 PM (Mt8T4)

254 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:57 PM (1ZOkK)

HEY!

I'M afraid of lawn darts.

Get one in the head and you would too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:58 PM (ECJ+C)

255 He's a nerd's nerd.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:59 PM (ECJ+C)

256 I wish I could hack the Urban dictionary and put this mewling quim's face next to the definition of 'Backpfeifengesicht'.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 21, 2016 07:59 PM (RTU0E)

257 Geez, this guy really is a dork, huh?

Posted by: Character from the movie 1941 with the dummy at June 21, 2016 07:59 PM (JO9+V)

258 Still afraid of water balloons and I'll bet that lawn darts are banned where he lives.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 07:59 PM (Doh4+)

259 4 so then... this guy will be OK with President Trump banning Moslems from buying guns then....


FIFY.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 07:59 PM (oKE6c)

260 245 I can still hear the chorus of boos he got from the pro Democrat crowd, LOL. He then started trying to clean the mess up, saying he knows it's Michigan, but he just was in Ohio. Made it even worse.....
Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2016 07:49 PM (ar1r/)

And they all still voted for him.

America the retarded.
Posted by: Blano at June 21, 2016 07:56 PM (heN73)

____


Yea but come on. If someone votes based on a candidate's favorite team, that's even more retarded. A candidate could tell me how awesome the Chicago Yankees were while playing the Golden State Seahawks and I wouldn't give a fuck.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 07:59 PM (0LHZx)

261 So, he's two years younger than my son. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:58 PM (1ZOkK)


I'd like to see Dylan after two years of mentoring by your son. I think he'd fit right in here after that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 07:59 PM (wYnyS)

262 And i wouldn't tell him about it. He'd probably wear it as a badge of honor that conservatives are making fun of his looks and sexuality.

His argument is stupid. That's all, although I hate the tie. As someone who has a son with hair that should be cut, but no mouth overbite I can't really say much other than.....that tie!! and the shirt color!!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2016 07:59 PM (rmw+9)

263 HEY!

I'M afraid of lawn darts.

Get one in the head and you would too.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:58 PM (ECJ+C)


Oh, hell. There's nothing better than drunken Metal Tipped Lawn Darts in the summer when you're in your 20's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:00 PM (1ZOkK)

264
He seems to have the Jerry Lewis/Nutty Professor vibe about him.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 21, 2016 08:00 PM (yfObW)

265 Jane, your son is ages older then this clown

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 08:00 PM (Doh4+)

266 He can piss in the wind, a hurricane even. His own damn piss sees him and runs away in horror. He can't piss himself, it just runs away every time.

His "birth" was about like the experience with my mother the other night when she was plugged up.

It had to be some damn freak, hell Lou Grant in a dress tranny or something who came in the ER thinking xe/it was stopped up. They had to get the power enemas going, then it was a shit tsunami and there little Dylan was in the mess.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 08:00 PM (DW+jj)

267 I bet he drives a ten year old Segway.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2016 08:00 PM (HgMAr)

268
251 Wow, Dylan looks exactly the way I expected Vox writers to look!


Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 07:58 PM (oKE6c)

Sadly, Dylan would probably be the Alpha Male in a room full of Vox writers.

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 08:00 PM (VDovR)

269 Where do we get such men?

Posted by: The Bridges at Toko Ri at June 21, 2016 08:01 PM (JO9+V)

270 In just 7 days, I can make him a man!

Posted by: Tim Curry at June 21, 2016 08:01 PM (TTpdK)

271 All you bloggers need to stop using Cloudfront.net.

They are a site loading gridlock.

Either not enough servers or not correctly programmed or over sold and over whelmed.



Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 08:01 PM (ECJ+C)

272 This guy is the embodiment of low testosterone. I'd feel sorry for him, if he weren't trying to strip away my rights.

Posted by: Septuagenarian benchrest shooter at June 21, 2016 08:01 PM (FSBjA)

273 Posted by: OregonMuse at June 21, 2016 07:59 PM (RTU0E)

For once, I'm glad I looked that up!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 08:01 PM (wYnyS)

274 Compared to this wet sponge, Gersh Kuntzman is an alpha male stud.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 21, 2016 08:01 PM (RTU0E)

275 Dylan Matthews is 24.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2016 07:57 PM (rmw+9)

So, he's two years younger than my son. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 07:58 PM (1ZOkK)



Just try to imagine little pussy Dylan storming a beach at Normandy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2016 08:01 PM (8ZskC)

276 Scary thought. Dude is probably not a virgin. Which means a woman somewhere willingly let his dick go inside her. Now if you'll excuse me, i have so throwing up to take care of.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 08:01 PM (0LHZx)

277 even if his bowtie spun like a propeller, it would not improve this lick spittle in any way. what a waste of spunk. should have shot it on the bedpost and prayed for a beaver.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 21, 2016 08:01 PM (ucDmr)

278 269
Where do we get such men?


Posted by: The Bridges at Toko Ri at June 21, 2016 08:01 PM (JO9+V)


I'm dying here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:01 PM (1ZOkK)

279 That's the face of someone who would turn the valve on the "showers" and then go home and eat a hearty dinner without a twinge.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 21, 2016 08:02 PM (Kucy5)

280 You won't find him here

Posted by: Beaches of Normandy at June 21, 2016 08:02 PM (d9qXV)

281 He looks like Willem Dafoe with downs.

Posted by: Tim Curry at June 21, 2016 08:02 PM (TTpdK)

282 >>Dylan Matthews is 24.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

24 what?

Posted by: Aviator at June 21, 2016 08:02 PM (c7vUv)

283 He totally has the wet dreams for Jen Psaki.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2016 08:02 PM (HgMAr)

284 Pssst. Hey Dylan. I can help you.

Posted by: Charles Atlas at June 21, 2016 08:02 PM (JO9+V)

285 Yea but come on. If someone votes based on a candidate's favorite team, that's even more retarded. A candidate could tell me how awesome the Chicago Yankees were while playing the Golden State Seahawks and I wouldn't give a fuck.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 07:59 PM (0LHZx)

Moo Moo, the point was that Kerry was lying in both states. So, go ahead and vote for the person who is lying to your face.....

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2016 08:02 PM (ar1r/)

286 Im not even gonna click on whatever crap he's spouting - whats his particular fetish we all need to cry about.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 08:02 PM (Doh4+)

287 OT

USA v Argentina...less than an hour away.

USA!! USA!! USA!!

We'll probably lose 4-1, but whatevs, we're in the semis. And Mexico lost 7-0!!

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 08:03 PM (0LHZx)

288 207
I can still hear the chorus of boos he got from the pro Democrat crowd, LOL. He then started trying to clean the mess up, saying he knows it's Michigan, but he just was in Ohio. Made it even worse.....
Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2016 07:49 PM (ar1r/)


And the idiots at the rally still voted for him anyway.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

289 265 Jane, your son is ages older then this clown

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 08:00 PM (Doh4+)


Steph Curry's 3-year-old daughter is ages older than this clown.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 21, 2016 08:03 PM (RTU0E)

290 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2016 07:59 PM (rmw+9)

You're a kind soul but even you would take this guy in hand and tell him to shape up or else.

He gives nerdy guys a bad name.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 08:03 PM (ECJ+C)

291 We need a covert op to kidnap this douche and drop him off at Parris Island.

Check out his status after eight weeks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:03 PM (1ZOkK)

292 Nature can be so cruel.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:03 PM (oKE6c)

293 Dylan is the guy they invented Trigger Warnings for so he could leave instead of staying in class and crying.

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 08:03 PM (VDovR)

294 "And people like Dylan -- willing fools -- are often guests in those camps."
.............

he wouldn't last an hour.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2016 08:03 PM (HgMAr)

295 Has a negative sperm count.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:04 PM (Mt8T4)

296 In just 7 days, I can make him a man!
Posted by: Tim Curry at June 21, 2016 08:01 PM (TTpdK)


Ace of Spades is not the kind of place you expect to run into a Rocky Horror quote.

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2016 08:04 PM (q177U)

297 #43 Heard in the delivery room: "Well, THAT didn't work..."

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 21, 2016 08:04 PM (Kucy5)

298 Do they ever go after Obama on late night shows? I only remember two segments on SNL several years back when they did Jeopardy and the Obama character was cool, calm, wrong sometimes, I think, but overall way over a cut above everyone else.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2016 08:04 PM (CFc5L)

299 He was never here either

Posted by: siege of Khe sahn at June 21, 2016 08:04 PM (d9qXV)

300 And the idiots at the rally still voted for him anyway.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 08:03 PM (sdi6R)


Some people aspire to be part of a herd!

Some of them live to regret that choice!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 08:04 PM (wYnyS)

301 Check out his status after eight weeks minutes.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:03 PM (1ZOkK)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:04 PM (oKE6c)

302
276 Scary thought. Dude is probably not a virgin

Not that there's anything wrong with that! --Jerry Seinfeld

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 08:05 PM (VDovR)

303 I gave him a nine-and-a-half-inch wanger. Just compensation per my arch angel Michael for that face.

Posted by: The Almighty at June 21, 2016 08:05 PM (JO9+V)

304 279 That's the face of someone who would turn the valve on the "showers" and then go home and eat a hearty dinner without a twinge.
Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 21, 2016 08:02 PM (Kucy5)


Agreed, only I would change that to "vegetarian dinner". Because it's more moral, you know.

He doesn't look like he's had a hearty dinner in a while.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

305 Pssst. Hey Dylan. I can help you.


Posted by: Charles Atlas at June 21, 2016 08:02 PM (JO9+V)
.....................

So could Richard Simmons.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2016 08:05 PM (HgMAr)

306 A candidate could tell me how awesome the Chicago Yankees were while
playing the Golden State Seahawks and I wouldn't give a fuck.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 07:59 PM (0LHZx)

And that's the difference between all of us and . . . you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 08:05 PM (ECJ+C)

307 298 Do they ever go after Obama on late night shows? I only remember two segments on SNL several years back when they did Jeopardy and the Obama character was cool, calm, wrong sometimes, I think, but overall way over a cut above everyone else.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2016 08:04 PM (CFc5L)

___

Leno had some Obama jokes towards the end. Fallon? Never. Letterman? You kidding me? Colbert? No clue since I will not watch a second of that show....ever.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 08:05 PM (0LHZx)

308 #41 In the third generation, disaster...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 21, 2016 08:05 PM (Kucy5)

309 He may not be interested in ISIS, but ISIS is interested in him. As a goat substitute.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:06 PM (1ZOkK)

310 According to wiki this douche is some kinda big deal in the Washington post blogosphere and along with Klein and Yglesias started vox.

And his father created fetch.

Started blogging when he was 14.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at June 21, 2016 08:06 PM (sDfjq)

311 This is an even less flattering pic:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zccodlv

wow

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 08:06 PM (NOIQH)

312 No relation to any of us

Posted by: Gettysburg Veterans at June 21, 2016 08:06 PM (d9qXV)

313 306 A candidate could tell me how awesome the Chicago Yankees were while
playing the Golden State Seahawks and I wouldn't give a fuck.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 07:59 PM (0LHZx)

And that's the difference between all of us and . . . you.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 08:05 PM (ECJ+C)

___

Seriously? A candidate's knowledge of sports would make your decision about voting or not voting for them? That sir, is idiotic.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 08:06 PM (0LHZx)

314 Business opportunity: R. Lee Ermey vs. Dylan Matthews. PPV.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:06 PM (oKE6c)

315 And his father created fetch.

'Fetch,' or 'Felch?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:06 PM (Mt8T4)

316 Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 08:05 PM (0LHZx)

Yeah, I didn't think so. Orders from headquarters and all of that.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2016 08:07 PM (CFc5L)

317 I gave him a nine-and-a-half-inch wanger. Just compensation per my arch angel Michael for that face.


Posted by: The Almighty at June 21, 2016 08:05 PM (JO9+V)
........................

Too bad it's only thick as a pencil.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2016 08:07 PM (HgMAr)

318 Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2016 08:04 PM (q177U)

We're more egalitarian and culturally knowledgeable than people might give us credit for.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 08:07 PM (ECJ+C)

319 Imagine what he'd look like with a toothbrush moustache.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 21, 2016 08:07 PM (QdAXQ)

320 311
This is an even less flattering pic:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zccodlv

wow


Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 08:06 PM (NOIQH)

Crap. He looks like he's coming off a drug bender.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:08 PM (1ZOkK)

321 A candidate's knowledge of sports would make your decision about voting or not voting for them?

If a politician is going to try and pander to me, they should at least do their research first. If they can't be bothered to Google the little things, how can you entrust them with the big things?

Posted by: V the K at June 21, 2016 08:08 PM (uOtyQ)

322 What Dylan really, really doesn't understand about unilateral decisions is that they lead to things like gulags and concentration camps. And people like Dylan -- willing fools -- are often guests in those camps.

And you know, Solzhenitsyn encountered "true believers" in the camps who who were convinced they were in there by mistake and kept writing letters to Stalin telling him so.

It will be the same with these fools, too.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 21, 2016 08:08 PM (RTU0E)

323 Never saw the guy during any of my campaigns!

Posted by: G Washington's Field Dairy at June 21, 2016 08:08 PM (wYnyS)

324 >>And his father created fetch.


I had to bring that stick back to dad so many times...

Posted by: Dylan at June 21, 2016 08:08 PM (c7vUv)

325 I honestly can't imagine being that kid's mother and thinking "I'm really proud of that boy."

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 21, 2016 08:08 PM (16TRA)

326 His appearance might just be a very well played troll.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 08:08 PM (0LHZx)

327 OT Drudge:
At an Olympic Torch ceremony today in Manuas, Brazil, a jaguar from a local zoo was used as a prop for the photos of the torch ceremony which showed the jaguar chained up in the background. After the photo session, the jaguar got away from it's handlers and was shot dead by a soldier.

Everyone from the Brazilian gov. to animal rights groups are in hysterics.

I really fear for the athletes at the Olympic games.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2016 08:09 PM (ar1r/)

328 Probably another noted accused pederast like Harry Reid.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Bostonian at June 21, 2016 08:09 PM (r6ujM)

329 I gave him a nine-and-a-half-inch wanger. Just compensation per my arch angel Michael for that face.





Posted by: The Almighty at June 21, 2016 08:05 PM (JO9+V)

........................



Too bad it's only thick as a pencil.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2016 08:07 PM (HgMAr)



Well naturally.

Posted by: The Almighty at June 21, 2016 08:09 PM (JO9+V)

330 Caramba. If all men were like that, I would have no one to cuckold.

Posted by: Paolo at June 21, 2016 08:10 PM (TTpdK)

331 >>Too bad it's only thick as a pencil.
Posted by: wth

It's like a really pale Red Vine.
*sob*

Posted by: Dylan at June 21, 2016 08:10 PM (c7vUv)

332 Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 08:06 PM (0LHZx)

You still don't get it.

It's not that he's ignorant about sports.

It's that he's not aware of where he is and is arrogant enough to not care.

And that he THINKS you and others might be influences by his spouting off about sports.

Geez. Do I have to explain the idea of how someone acts is an indication of how they think and what they think?

Are you really that stupid or is it that you just don't want to admit that you didn't understand.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 08:10 PM (ECJ+C)

333 Posted by: OregonMuse at June 21, 2016 08:08 PM (RTU0E)

He'd be the guy in the camps saying "If only Comrade Hillary knew...!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 08:10 PM (wYnyS)

334 And his father created fetch.

Stop trying to make fetch happen! And I thought his father invented Toaster Strudel?

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 08:10 PM (VDovR)

335 I bet he likes hot cocoa on the couch in his PJ's.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2016 08:10 PM (HgMAr)

336 321 A candidate's knowledge of sports would make your decision about voting or not voting for them?

If a politician is going to try and pander to me, they should at least do their research first. If they can't be bothered to Google the little things, how can you entrust them with the big things?
Posted by: V the K at June 21, 2016 08:08 PM (uOtyQ)

___

OK so Senator so and so has a record of cutting taxes, strong military, tough on illegals, yuuuuge gun rights advocate.

But at a rally in Florida he says he's a big supporter of the Miami Buccaneers baseball team.

That's it. He's out. Right?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 08:11 PM (0LHZx)

337 306 A candidate could tell me how awesome the Chicago Yankees were while
playing the Golden State Seahawks and I wouldn't give a fuck.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 07:59 PM (0LHZx)

And that's the difference between all of us and . . . you.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 08:05 PM (ECJ+C)

___

Seriously? A candidate's knowledge of sports would make your decision about voting or not voting for them? That sir, is idiotic.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo
****

Aaaand way over you head.
Hint: He can't be bothered to get the info right when he trying to pander means he has contempt for the proles whose vote he wants.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 21, 2016 08:11 PM (hVdx9)

338 Nah. They probably have some kind of Pajama Boy cloning facility. Only logical explanation.///

He's a clone. But instead of Brazil he was made in Venezuela.

Posted by: Willy J. at June 21, 2016 08:11 PM (Yskl0)

339 Congressman Chaka Fatah just won the lottery for corruption convictions. He had so many winning numbers he gets life plus 50. Nancy had no comment.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2016 08:11 PM (ByAht)

340 Evolution. We tried it, but it didn't work out.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:11 PM (oKE6c)

341 He's not beyond hope, sex wise. He could always come here and claim to be a Syrian refugee.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 21, 2016 08:11 PM (TTpdK)

342 Of course this sad reject of a Deliverance-banjo-playin' Mick Jagger wussface would much prefer his world being run by a despot. Because he can't do anything for himself. Because he's not a man. Because he never will be.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 21, 2016 08:12 PM (+FSld)

343 Are you really that stupid or is it that you just don't want to admit that you didn't understand.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 08:10 PM (ECJ+C)

___

Or option 3....I look at the big picture and not get bogged down in the minutiae.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 08:12 PM (0LHZx)

344 >>I bet he likes hot cocoa on the couch in his PJ's.

No
When I get hot cocoa in my PJ's it burns.

Posted by: Dylan at June 21, 2016 08:12 PM (c7vUv)

345 Practiced the interview using his girl friend's strap-on as a microphone.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 21, 2016 08:12 PM (CqXtk)

346 327
OT Drudge:

At an Olympic Torch ceremony today in Manuas, Brazil, a jaguar from a
local zoo was used as a prop for the photos of the torch ceremony which
showed the jaguar chained up in the background. After the photo
session, the jaguar got away from it's handlers and was shot dead by a
soldier.



Everyone from the Brazilian gov. to animal rights groups are in hysterics.




It's pathetic, because the poor cat was already tranquilized and on a leash. It got away from a keeper, and was shot and killed. An endangered jaguar.


Is there anything the Rio Olympics can't fuck up?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:12 PM (1ZOkK)

347 OK so Senator so and so has a record of cutting taxes, strong military, tough on illegals, yuuuuge gun rights advocate.

But at a rally in Florida he says he's a big supporter of the Miami Buccaneers baseball team.

That's it. He's out. Right?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo
****

And Obama had that track record, right?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 21, 2016 08:13 PM (hVdx9)

348 Imagine what he'd look like with a toothbrush moustache.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 21, 2016 08:07 PM (QdAXQ)
...................

If Barack Obama's white half had a son...

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2016 08:13 PM (HgMAr)

349 What the hell are we supposed to do with this?

Posted by: Amazon Women of the Moon at June 21, 2016 08:13 PM (JO9+V)

350 327 OT Drudge:
At an Olympic Torch ceremony today in Manuas, Brazil, a jaguar from a local zoo was used as a prop for the photos of the torch ceremony which showed the jaguar chained up in the background. After the photo session, the jaguar got away from it's handlers and was shot dead by a soldier.

Everyone from the Brazilian gov. to animal rights groups are in hysterics.

I really fear for the athletes at the Olympic games.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2016 08:09 PM (ar1r/)

And yet, when they tell me there is no problem with the Zika virus, I totally trust these people, they are so obviously competent.

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 08:13 PM (VDovR)

351 Is it in yet?

Posted by: dylan's "first time" at June 21, 2016 08:14 PM (6FqZa)

352 >>I bet he likes hot cocoa on the couch in his PJ's.

No
When I get hot cocoa in my PJ's it burns.

Posted by: Dylan
****

Burns your lady parts.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 21, 2016 08:14 PM (hVdx9)

353 347 OK so Senator so and so has a record of cutting taxes, strong military, tough on illegals, yuuuuge gun rights advocate.

But at a rally in Florida he says he's a big supporter of the Miami Buccaneers baseball team.

That's it. He's out. Right?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo
****

And Obama had that track record, right?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 21, 2016 08:13 PM (hVdx9)

___

What in the fuck does Obama have to do with this? OK fine. Make your decision based on which guy knows most about sports. Why not. You know, focus on the important things.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 21, 2016 08:14 PM (0LHZx)

354 Dylan, got big eyes for you, handsome Dylan, send me your number.

Posted by: Butch at June 21, 2016 08:14 PM (2DYky)

355 Nice ONT CBD...wait nice post.

We had a good time with young Dylan over at Insty's last night.

Stephen Green was his usual vodka injected inimitable self.

Dylan strives to become a Dzerzhinski or a Himmler....

thing is if he outlaws guns and has the misfortune of not being an ObbenGrupenFuhrer he will find out the reason why I teach any woman who wants to learn to shoot gratis often even eating the cost of ammo.

The joyous thing about a 9mm is it lets the 98 pound woman take the piss out of a 205 drug addled attacker.

In a might makes might world Dylan is the 98 pound woman and I am the 255 pound enraged attacker if it comes to it. My own personal ethical code means I keep that desire in check. My personal ethical code is not the ethical code of a lot of the world.

Dylan should reason that out if his super genius brain can run the math of probabilities.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:14 PM (g8Hfr)

356 'Ace of Spades is not the kind of place you expect to run into a Rocky Horror quote.'


Welcome to Denton!

Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at June 21, 2016 08:14 PM (BO/km)

357 "Too bad it's only thick as a pencil."

No no no! Pencil-NECK geek. Neck!!!

Posted by: Zombie Fred Blassie at June 21, 2016 08:15 PM (noWW6)

358 On the plus side, Manuas will be appearing in the presidential palace as a seat cover.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 21, 2016 08:15 PM (CqXtk)

359 354 Posted by: Butch at June 21, 2016 08:14 PM (2DYky)

Butch, Butch you need to make eyes at Matty Glesias and Ezra Klein they are the Psi guys of Vox's Omega Omega maledom.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:16 PM (g8Hfr)

360 Everyone from the Brazilian gov. to animal rights groups are in hysterics.

I really fear for the athletes at the Olympic games.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2016 08:09 PM (ar1r/)

____

I feel ya bro!

Posted by: Ape That Got Shot at The Zoo Recently at June 21, 2016 08:16 PM (0LHZx)

361 Evolution. We tried it, but it didn't work out.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:11 PM (oKE6c)
...................

Let him out of the city for just 10 minutes please.

Posted by: pack of Hyenas at June 21, 2016 08:16 PM (HgMAr)

362 335 I bet he likes hot cocoa on the couch in his PJ's.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2016 08:10 PM (HgMAr)

Hot beverages frighten him.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 21, 2016 08:17 PM (7qAYi)

363 #238 Reads Pokemon porn for the monsters.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 21, 2016 08:17 PM (Kucy5)

364 The little fuckwad in the picture sits down to pee.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2016 08:17 PM (ByAht)

365 And Obama had that track record, right?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 21, 2016 08:13 PM (hVdx9)

___

What in the fuck does Obama have to do with this? OK fine. Make your decision based on which guy knows most about sports. Why not. You know, focus on the important things.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo
****

My bad. John Kerry had such a track record?
Don't throw your back out moving those goalposts.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 21, 2016 08:17 PM (hVdx9)

366 DDT it worked for me. Get the Flit quick, grab the Gulf Spray and pump that can. ...Mosquitoes? What Mosquitoes.


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 21, 2016 08:18 PM (2DYky)

367 Who wins in a duel between Dylan and Gersh Kuntzman?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 21, 2016 08:18 PM (+FSld)

368 His mother breast-fed him up until breakfast this morning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:19 PM (Mt8T4)

369 Is Dylan the kind of kid Hillary was referring to when she used the term f^cktards?

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 08:19 PM (VDovR)

370 Is there anything the Rio Olympics can't fuck up?



Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:12 PM (1ZOkK)
......................

Just keep 'em away from the waxing salons.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2016 08:19 PM (HgMAr)

371 351 Is it in yet?
Posted by: dylan's "first time" at June 21, 2016 08:14 PM (6FqZa)



That's what Dylan said.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:19 PM (oKE6c)

372 Waddya mean no Rocky Horror quotes?

More newbies?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 21, 2016 08:19 PM (C9pBZ)

373 Author of the self-help book "Anemia: A Personal Choice."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:19 PM (Mt8T4)

374 Who wins in a duel between Dylan and Gersh Kuntzman?

One way or another, the gene-pool.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 21, 2016 08:19 PM (6FqZa)

375 367 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 21, 2016 08:18 PM (+FSld)

Mankind by process of elimination.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:20 PM (g8Hfr)

376 Who wins in a duel between Dylan and Gersh Kuntzman?

The Gene Pool?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:20 PM (Mt8T4)

377 >>Started blogging when he was 14.

Well, that explains the pasty skin - he stopped going outside, didn't he?
Human house cat. Perched on the back of the couch, chasing imagnary intruders at 3:00am...but never goes outside.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 08:20 PM (NOIQH)

378 But, John Kerry got a splinter in Viet Nam probably not over that Christmas in Laos but near enough to the officers club that libations were close at hand.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 21, 2016 08:20 PM (CqXtk)

379 Damn BTH!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:20 PM (Mt8T4)

380 374 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 21, 2016 08:19 PM (6FqZa)

There are days you and I are near the type of uni-mind Anna Puma and I enjoy BTH....other days we are world's apart.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:20 PM (g8Hfr)

381
And yet, when they tell me there is no problem with the Zika virus, I totally trust these people, they are so obviously competent.

Posted by: Jann Wenner


What, the soldier made a nice shot

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 08:20 PM (Doh4+)

382 I likes me some Dylan, he's dreamy.

Posted by: Butch at June 21, 2016 08:21 PM (2DYky)

383 Charles Atlas refunded his money.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:21 PM (Mt8T4)

384 Who wins in a duel between Dylan and Gersh Kuntzman?


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 21, 2016 08:18 PM (+FSld)
.................

Us, if one of them can actually find the trigger.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2016 08:21 PM (HgMAr)

385 Dylan is the epitome of the word PUD

Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2016 08:22 PM (ByAht)

386 380 "worlds apart" even I may have to break down and let my logitech solar powered keyboard give up the ghost.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:22 PM (g8Hfr)

387 Dylan Matthews

Hector has finally been revealed!

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at June 21, 2016 08:22 PM (sDfjq)

388 This Dylan guy....probably gonna be the kid in the Sound of Music who blew in the Von Tropps as they were escaping.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 21, 2016 08:22 PM (DIhU5)

389 Is an estrogen donor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:22 PM (Mt8T4)

390 Second look at eugenics?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:22 PM (oKE6c)

391 Hyenas? Hell, even a buzzard would puke trying to eat him.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 08:23 PM (DW+jj)

392 378 But, John Kerry got a splinter in Viet Nam probably not over that Christmas in Laos but near enough to the officers club that libations were close at hand.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 21, 2016 08:20 PM (CqXtk)


Yes, that did happen, it is seared in my memory!

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 08:23 PM (VDovR)

393 What is that?!

I mean... that's not really a man, right?

Posted by: Pat (from Saturday Night Live) at June 21, 2016 08:23 PM (H9MG5)

394 OT-This made me laugh. Mark Steyn in an odd song, "She only talks that way to the cat.": I thought the fat cat was adorable and Sten is kind of cute too.

Scroll down on site:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j7zx32z

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2016 08:23 PM (rmw+9)

395 Conservative fags like me are manlier than this pussy.

Posted by: Milo at June 21, 2016 08:23 PM (P8951)

396 22 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 07:17 PM (DW+jj)

Old Red would win in about five minutes.

In the battle between a Paleo-Alpha 90 year old man and the 24 year old Omega Pajama Boy take the Ancient Alpha and the points every time.

Old Red would gum Dylan to death in a jam.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:24 PM (g8Hfr)

397 251 Wow, Dylan looks exactly the way I expected Vox writers to look!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 07:58 PM (oKE6c)


I must be a kinder person than you. I assumed that they could not possibly conform so perfectly to the stereotype I imagined.

When I look at a picture of this pencil-necked geek, I am reminded of Homer Simpson saying "I love the Leader!"

Posted by: Splunge at June 21, 2016 08:24 PM (iMxBJ)

398 It's a synth.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 21, 2016 08:25 PM (2DYky)

399 397 Posted by: Splunge at June 21, 2016 08:24 PM (iMxBJ)

Ezra is the Chris Evans "Captain Omamerica" of Vox....Matty Glesias looks sorta like a Latin Red Skull...

Dylan is the Arnim Zola of the crowd.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:25 PM (g8Hfr)

400 Dylan read Gersh Kuntzman's article, and thought "Wow, that was exactly my reaction to firing a Nerf gun for the first time!"

Posted by: Splunge at June 21, 2016 08:25 PM (iMxBJ)

401
Who wins in a duel between Dylan and Gersh Kuntzman?


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 21, 2016 08:18 PM (+FSld)









Orville Redenbacher

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2016 08:26 PM (LuZz8)

402 I bet he smells like ass.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2016 08:27 PM (HgMAr)

403 A day that started with a naked dude was bound to end this way.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:27 PM (FnuZG)

404
When confronted by violent jihadis, whip it out!

Posted by: Lorretta Lynch at June 21, 2016 08:27 PM (iQIUe)

405 Dylan shat in his diaper the first time he saw a teddy bear

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 21, 2016 08:27 PM (voOPb)

406 Even at Mediaite, this bumblefuck is getting stomped to pieces. Thank God.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 21, 2016 08:27 PM (q7T0y)

407 Sitzpinklers of the world, unite!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:27 PM (oKE6c)

408 Pajama Boy just saw this moron's pic and yelped out "OMG, what a dweeb."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 21, 2016 08:28 PM (q7T0y)

409 157 Posted by: Josephistan at June 21, 2016 07:36 PM (7qAYi)

You would have been welcome at my lunch table comrade.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:28 PM (g8Hfr)

410 403 A day that started with a naked dude was bound to end this way.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:27 PM (FnuZG)


At least we didn't have to see this clown naked.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 08:29 PM (sdi6R)

411 Gets tired taking a deep breath.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:29 PM (Mt8T4)

412 Piece at LA Times from a few days ago, from the (usually insufferable) Patt Morrison, on the Liberal Gun Club (no it's not a joke, it really exists.)

http://tinyurl.com/hzpwd5l

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 21, 2016 08:30 PM (q7T0y)

413 398
It's a synth.


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 21, 2016 08:25 PM (2DYky)


I'm pretty sure a synth would be manlier. One like this would fail as an infiltrator. Nobody would believe it.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 08:30 PM (J+mig)

414 It's like he's going for the Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting vibe, but he can only manage the Matt Damon in Team America one.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 21, 2016 08:30 PM (P8951)

415 Is there anything the Rio Olympics can't fuck up?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:12 PM (1ZOkK)

It's almost as if there's a reason that the Third World didn't win or place, only showed, in a three horse race.But all cultures are equally valid, except ours, of course, which sucks.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:30 PM (oKE6c)

416 >>>A day that started with a naked dude was bound to end this way.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:27 PM (FnuZG)<<<

Soon.

Posted by: YokoNT at June 21, 2016 08:30 PM (H9MG5)

417 So that's what happended to DVD # 17 at the 6 minute mark. Ahh good times.

Posted by: zombie mike jackson at June 21, 2016 08:30 PM (YUgLc)

418 Ugh, this is the dude who did a post on why we would have been better off w/out the American Revolution --- on July 2nd last year.

http://www.vox.com/2015/7/2/8884885/american-revolution-mistake

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 08:31 PM (NOIQH)

419 Dylan used to cling to his mother's knee and cry when the school bus came -- through his senior year of high school.

Posted by: Splunge at June 21, 2016 08:31 PM (iMxBJ)

420 "He is exactly the person who Ace was discussing yesterday, who will be
replaced by an off-the-shelf software package in about five years."

Based on interactions seen at various fora I frequent, I've seen (and I'm sure you have too) narratives suddenly, organically "appear" among regulars. It's beyond insidious. So I really wouldn't be surprised if someday soon we'll be seeing those paid infiltrators replaced with narrative-bots that are just Turing-compliant enough to avoid positive detection.

Posted by: doomed at June 21, 2016 08:31 PM (bGLSw)

421 Pretty sure he's sent out at least one selfie of himself shirtless posing in the bathroom mirror.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 21, 2016 08:31 PM (6FqZa)

422 387
Dylan Matthews



Hector has finally been revealed!

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at June 21, 2016 08:22 PM (sDfjq)


Possible thread winner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:31 PM (1ZOkK)

423 410 403 A day that started with a naked dude was bound to end this way.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:27 PM (FnuZG)
At least we didn't have to see this clown naked.
Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 08:29 PM (sdi6R)



Day's not over yet.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:31 PM (oKE6c)

424 Michael J. Fox saw Dylan's picture and literally began shaking with laughter.

What, too much?

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 08:31 PM (VDovR)

425 Splunge, LOL.

Someone offered Dylan the chance to fire an AR-15, he ran away crying yelling "safe space!! safe space!!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 21, 2016 08:32 PM (q7T0y)

426 418 Ugh, this is the dude who did a post on why we would have been better off w/out the American Revolution --- on July 2nd last year.
http://www.vox.com/2015/7/2/8884885/american-revolution-mistake
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 08:31 PM (NOIQH)



In fairness, this guy knows all about mistakes. His dad taught him, sobbing, over many a stiff drink.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:32 PM (oKE6c)

427 It's a proven fact that Democrat Fascists were, to a person, ugly losers in high school. It's why they become Democrats - so they can get the government to punish the jocks and cool kids. Not because the jocks or cool kids bullied them (which is actually pretty rare in my experience) but because the cool kids ignored them.

Now the losers have the government that will FORCE us to pay attention to them.

Posted by: Jocks v Nerds at June 21, 2016 08:32 PM (KB4is)

428 418
Ugh, this is the dude who did a post on why we would have been better
off w/out the American Revolution --- on July 2nd last year.

http://www.vox.com/2015/7/2/8884885/american-revolution-mistake


Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 08:31 PM (NOIQH)


Seriously? Yeah, the little turd would have been the guy lighting the locked up church on fire in The Patriot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:32 PM (1ZOkK)

429 The science is settled.

Posted by: Jocks v Nerds at June 21, 2016 08:33 PM (KB4is)

430 PeeWee Herman took his lunch money.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:33 PM (Mt8T4)

431 Can you imagine how his father must feel/have felt when contemplating this product of his loins?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:34 PM (oKE6c)

432 430 PeeWee Herman took his lunch money.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:33 PM (Mt8T4)


Funny. And, I can picture it.

Posted by: Splunge at June 21, 2016 08:34 PM (iMxBJ)

433 I'll bet he has screaming hissy fits if he doesn't get a full Grande at Starbucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:34 PM (1ZOkK)

434 419 Dylan used to cling to his mother's knee and cry when the school bus came -- through his senior year of high school.
Posted by: Splunge at June 21, 2016 08:31 PM (iMxBJ)

Which was the same year his mommy stopped breast-feeding him.

That's the only woman on earth who would let her bare boobehs anywhere near him.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 21, 2016 08:34 PM (P8951)

435 He definitely smells his dirty underwear at night. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2016 08:34 PM (TmVQX)

436
Ol' Dylan is gonna clutch at his pearls when he hears the gun purchasing numbers for this month.

Did my part, via Brownells. Have one of their retro 12.7" barrels on the way along with an A1 upper receiver to build an XM177E2 clone. Should have the upper running by end of the month. *squeeeeee!*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2016 08:35 PM (LuZz8)

437 Any Baker era Who fans? He's Condo with a haircut.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hoclu2p

Posted by: Steve and Cold bear at June 21, 2016 08:35 PM (TTpdK)

438 Ok. So, the morning painting was the "gluttony" character from the movie Seven.

Dylan here is the emaciated, should pray for death "sloth" dude.

What will Yoko on the ONT represent?

What will the others be?

What will be in "the box"!?!?

Posted by: Ace of Se7en HQ at June 21, 2016 08:35 PM (H9MG5)

439 431 Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:34 PM (oKE6c)

I'm reminded of the inimitable Herbet Kornfeld bit from when the Onion was not a Grammy H infomercial.

http://www.theonion.com/personalities/herbert-kornfeld-1019

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:35 PM (g8Hfr)

440 If Barack Obama had a son ...


C'mon, it's like I don't even know you people any more.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:36 PM (oKE6c)

441 431
Can you imagine how his father must feel/have felt when contemplating this product of his loins?


Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:34 PM (oKE6c)


Husband and I would have written him out of our wills and given everything we own to charity. And then killed ourselves.
I seriously cannot imagine the Parental Units who created this kid. Do we even know who/what he "identifies" as?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:36 PM (1ZOkK)

442 Dylan is so wuss that babies take candy away from him.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 21, 2016 08:36 PM (MNgU2)

443 Any Baker era Who fans? He's Condo with a haircut.

Ha. Knew that one without looking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:36 PM (Mt8T4)

444 437

Good call, but I see an even dweebier, more anorexic Adric who just discovered he has some facial hair.

Posted by: doomed at June 21, 2016 08:37 PM (bGLSw)

445 He's like the white cracker version of Urkle. But not as funny.

Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at June 21, 2016 08:37 PM (BO/km)

446 He's probably one of those adult baby freaks. Gets off wiring diapers and shitting them to this day. And he's probably got the ugliest woman you've ever seen, I mean one who makes Andrea Dworkin look like Melania Trump, as his "mommie".

She tried to start lactating for him, but her boobs refused, they actually screamed in horror.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 08:37 PM (DW+jj)

447 431 Can you imagine how his father must feel/have felt when contemplating this product of his loins?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:34 PM (oKE6c)

Pussy men beget pussy men. His "daddy" is proud of his spawn.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 21, 2016 08:37 PM (voOPb)

448 And yes, I'm getting the Griffin XM linear comp pinned and welded to keep it legal at 16".


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2016 08:37 PM (LuZz8)

449 Posted by: Jocks v Nerds at June 21, 2016 08:32 PM (KB4is)


I've said it before that they're basically trying to make the world into high school cliques writ large, with themselves cast as the cool kids. They've got a pathological desire for adulation and control. It's like megalomania crossed with narcissism with an enormous dose of pathetic blended in.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 08:37 PM (J+mig)

450 "Constitutional monarchy is the best system of government known to man." According to Dylan Fishlips. (He really said that.)

Posted by: V the K at June 21, 2016 08:37 PM (uOtyQ)

451 431 Can you imagine how his father must feel/have felt when contemplating this product of his loins?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:34 PM (oKE6c)


This guy could not have come from someone with enough testosterone to get it up and the desire to penetrate a woman.

There has to be some other explanation.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:38 PM (FnuZG)

452 Pusswaddle Dylan...the poster child of the Obama era.

Posted by: Tyler Mason at June 21, 2016 08:38 PM (6ZH9b)

453 Imagine him mating with trigglypuff. She would put her arms around him, draw him into her folds, and - well, shit, buster, that would be curtains for you. You'd never see daylight again.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 21, 2016 08:38 PM (P8951)

454 I'm sure Dylan has been trying hard to cultivate that so-called beard of his. Jr. Black had more whiskers at age 12.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 21, 2016 08:38 PM (+FSld)

455 Mammas don't let your babies grow up to be Vox writers . . .

Posted by: Waylon and Willie at June 21, 2016 08:38 PM (JO9+V)

456 The love child of Don Knotts and Olive Oyl.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:39 PM (Mt8T4)

457 If you can get past Glenn Greenwald's usual knocks at GOPers, this is a pretty good article. Best part is it'll be read by ignorant asshole coward "progressives" (although they'll never acknowledge its wisdom).

"Democrats' War on Due Process and Terrorist Fearmongering Long Predate Orlando"

http://tinyurl.com/j8lkalw

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 21, 2016 08:39 PM (q7T0y)

458 441 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:36 PM (1ZOkK)

Oh he's an Omega male he is sorta a dude in his mind's eye.

I think he thinks he is an homage or parody of George Will....the modern ancient ideological George Will not the younger Tron like sexy George Will who used to splay Cocaine Roberts over the debate table and leave his imprint weekly.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:39 PM (g8Hfr)

459 If Bob Dylan and Chris Matthews had a son...

Posted by: Steve and Cold bear at June 21, 2016 08:39 PM (TTpdK)

460 Did my part, via Brownells. Have one of their retro 12.7" barrels on the way along with an A1 upper receiver to build an XM177E2 clone. Should have the upper running by end of the month. *squeeeeee!*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2016 08:35 PM (LuZz


Congrats.

I'm still doing reading up on which dedicated 9mm lower to buy.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:39 PM (FnuZG)

461 450
"Constitutional monarchy is the best system of government known to man." According to Dylan Fishlips. (He really said that.)



*puts a queen's crown on Dylan*


*promises him a nice coronation in the Bahamas*


*air drops him naked in Syria*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:39 PM (1ZOkK)

462 Orlando nightclub shooter went into the club just TWO HOURS before his attack to get entry wristband... before returning with AR-15 to gun down 49 innocent partygoers

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Which tells me his ding bat wife had plenty of time to call the cops or drive off with the weapons.

Posted by: Lorretta Lynch at June 21, 2016 08:39 PM (iQIUe)

463 The end of our beloved America will not be with a bang ...but with a bow tie.

No trident for this douchebag.

Posted by: mpfs at June 21, 2016 08:39 PM (M+tdH)

464 389 Is an estrogen donor.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:22 PM (Mt8T4)

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Oh fuck you.

Estrogen is more manly than whatever the fuck that thing is comprised of.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 21, 2016 08:39 PM (rlfds)

465 453
Imagine him mating with trigglypuff. She would put her arms around him,
draw him into her folds, and - well, shit, buster, that would be
curtains for you. You'd never see daylight again.

Posted by: Donna V. (a white) (whitely
brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 21, 2016 08:38 PM (P8951)


New Democrat Man is like one of those species of fish where the male only exists to stick it in, then wither away to nothingness.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 08:40 PM (J+mig)

466 Just by looking at him, you know this dipshit spends the majority of his life writing smug, passive-aggressive tweets.

Posted by: JT at June 21, 2016 08:40 PM (CZaQB)

467 We really shouldn't make fun of the way the guy looks. Let's pick on his stupid ideas instead. Those are much uglier.

Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at June 21, 2016 08:40 PM (BO/km)

468 The guy's a loser, a wimp, a wussy. He's a spineless and short-sighted fool.

Then again, he and his kind seem to be winning the war of ideas although they shouldn't be, so there's that.

Posted by: Motorhead at June 21, 2016 08:40 PM (CSCqJ)

469
>>>"Constitutional monarchy is the best system of government known to man." According to Dylan Fishlips. (He really said that.)

Posted by: V the K at June 21, 2016 08:37 PM (uOtyQ)<<<

Hear, hear! But, I'd still shoot you for sport, like a Chinaman, Dylan.

Posted by: English Bob at June 21, 2016 08:40 PM (H9MG5)

470 Strikes me as the star chamber secretary in a Constitutional Monarchy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 08:40 PM (vSq3S)

471 Imagine him mating with trigglypuff. She would put her arms around him,
draw him into her folds, and - well, shit, buster, that would be
curtains for you. You'd never see daylight again.

Posted by: Donna V. (a white) (whitely
brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 21, 2016 08:38 PM (P8951)

---

*pushes dinner aside*

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 21, 2016 08:41 PM (rlfds)

472 This guy could not have come from someone with enough testosterone to get it up and the desire to penetrate a woman.



There has to be some other explanation.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:38 PM (FnuZG)

A top of the line turkey baster, with contents rather past their sell-by date?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:41 PM (oKE6c)

473 Dylan is so wuss that he has a manstrual cycle.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 21, 2016 08:41 PM (MNgU2)

474 "The love child of Don Knotts and Olive Oyl"


Well blow me down.

Posted by: Popeye at June 21, 2016 08:41 PM (BO/km)

475 Ladies and gentlemen, our country's future.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2016 08:41 PM (0mRoj)

476 Oh shit- You would stuff this dude in a locker, take his lunch money and stuff his head in a toilet, but here he is getting national exposure and 400 comments talking about him.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2016 08:42 PM (ByAht)

477 462
Orlando nightclub shooter went into the club just TWO HOURS before his
attack to get entry wristband... before returning with AR-15 to gun down
49 innocent partygoers



===========


I'll bet he got his drink on, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:42 PM (1ZOkK)

478 He's the guy that pays "Paulo" to service his life partner while he sits in the corner blogging about it.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at June 21, 2016 08:42 PM (sDfjq)

479
There has to be some other explanation.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:38 PM (FnuZG)

Well, Paolo gets around, but not even Paolo's sperm are always strong and manly. Every so often a mistake gets to the head of the class somehow.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 21, 2016 08:42 PM (P8951)

480 448 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2016 08:37 PM (LuZz

Nice, I am giving serious thought to an XM-608 build and eating the NAF Stamp on it.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:42 PM (g8Hfr)

481 475 Ladies and gentlemen, our country's future.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2016 08:41 PM (0mRoj)

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Going blind might not be such a bad thing after all...

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 21, 2016 08:42 PM (rlfds)

482 A top of the line turkey baster, with contents rather past their sell-by date?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:41 PM (oKE6c)


The name on the sample was Abby somebody.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:43 PM (FnuZG)

483 Then again, he and his kind seem to be winning the war of ideas although they shouldn't be, so there's that.

Posted by: Motorhead at June 21, 2016 08:40 PM (CSCqJ)


Because they're on their computers 24/7 while real people are out working.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 08:43 PM (J+mig)

484 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 21, 2016 08:43 PM (KCxzN)

485 Come back, John Wayne, all is forgiven.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:43 PM (oKE6c)

486 He would actually be the meanest, cruelest bastard in the camps. It's how he'd get off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:43 PM (1ZOkK)

487 I'll spot him that his constitutional-monarchy idea was okay. Lots of nice countries do well by them. Other less-nice countries (like Jordan) would be much worse without them.

Can you imagine Egypt or Turkey as democracies - oh wait. They were! and look what happened to them.

Mind you, Curtis Yarvin pulled off the over-educated nerd look much better than this tosser.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 21, 2016 08:44 PM (6FqZa)

488 460 Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:39 PM (FnuZG)

Are you wanting to use Colt 32 shot 9mm mags or Glock mags?

There's different answers for each.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:44 PM (g8Hfr)

489 "The best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and left a brown stain on the mattress. I think you been cheated!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:44 PM (oKE6c)

490 This is the kind of guy that chews his nails.









His toe nails.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 21, 2016 08:44 PM (GUBah)

491 Then again, he and his kind seem to be winning the war of ideas although they shouldn't be, so there's that.

Amazing what a dishonest press can do.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:45 PM (Mt8T4)

492 Well, Paolo gets around, but not even Paolo's sperm
are always strong and manly. Every so often a mistake gets to the head
of the class somehow.

Posted by: Donna V. (a white) (whitely
brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 21, 2016 08:42 PM (P8951)

Hey, don't look at Paolo for this one.

Posted by: Paolo at June 21, 2016 08:45 PM (oKE6c)

493 I'd love for this guy to be kidnapped and left alone in a room with Gen. James Mattis. Just for a few minutes.

Or Zombie Chesty Puller.

Or Zombie George Patton.

I'm not particular.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:46 PM (1ZOkK)

494 491 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 08:45 PM (Mt8T4)

26th look at diogenes lamp?

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:46 PM (g8Hfr)

495 kid was swimming with his floaties

I'm trying to explain swim swam swum

what is the proper use for swam versus swum?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 21, 2016 08:47 PM (Cq0oW)

496 He would actually be the meanest, cruelest bastard in the camps.


Probably walk around with one of those little sticks yelling "Raus! Mach Snell!!"

Posted by: Popeye at June 21, 2016 08:47 PM (BO/km)

497 This guy makes Gecko 45 look ominous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:47 PM (1ZOkK)

498 >>>I'll bet he got his drink on, too.


And sucked him suck dick

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 21, 2016 08:47 PM (voOPb)

499 [ Or Zombie Chesty Puller.

Or Zombie George Patton.

I'm not particular.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Liddy?

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 08:47 PM (Doh4+)

500 Here are some other things the prez should ban: the Oxford comma, 4th season of The X Files, that bitchy Italian girl who turned me down for the junior prom, internet guys who make fun of my bow tie, my MOM always getting up in my grill about my hair, men with more than one chest hair...

Posted by: Dylan Dontownacomb at June 21, 2016 08:48 PM (sxNVv)

501 http://harpers.org/archive/1941/08/who-goes-nazi/

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 21, 2016 08:48 PM (VdICR)

502 459 If Bob Dylan and Chris Matthews had a son...
Posted by: Steve and Cold bear at June 21, 2016 08:39 PM (TTpdK)


Seems like a whole lot of boomer parents have dishonored that man's good name.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

503 Are you wanting to use Colt 32 shot 9mm mags or Glock mags?

There's different answers for each.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:44 PM (g8Hfr)


Colt, mainly for aesthetic reasons. I think the Glocks look weird at the canted angle.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:48 PM (FnuZG)

504 I've got it, I figured out how this thing was conceived and birthed. Some aliens got really drunk in the flying saucer a while back and abducted Richard Simmons. They took his sperm and mixed it with a baboon embryo and implanted it in a billy goat's ass.

When they sobered up and realized what they'd done, they drove their flying saucer into the nearest black hole.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 08:48 PM (DW+jj)

505 Prissy little sack of dung. Would you "be down" with the prez taking away other rights of yours? Like the freedom to act an idiot in public and say stupid crap? Wait wait I know! How about you go to jail and be presumed guilty of sex with your little sister? Are all lefties brain dead, or just the ones who are still alive?

Posted by: BamaBubba at June 21, 2016 08:48 PM (vKTRb)

506 Washington (AP) - Today the Obama Administration rolled out their new military recruitment policy as they introduced the first member of the newly formed Seal Team Seven.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:49 PM (oKE6c)

507 503 Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:48 PM (FnuZG)

Are you wanting to Plug a Multi-Cal lower or are you wanting a dedicated 9mm lower?

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:49 PM (g8Hfr)

508 This guy could not have come from someone with enough testosterone to get it up and the desire to penetrate a woman.

There has to be some other explanation.


Sperm banks. Allowing the unfit to remain in the gene pool.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at June 21, 2016 08:50 PM (vyqqu)

509 493 I'd love for this guy to be kidnapped and left alone in a room with Gen. James Mattis. Just for a few minutes.

Or Zombie Chesty Puller.

Or Zombie George Patton.

I'm not particular.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:46 PM (1ZOkK)

Hell, even zombie Paul Lynde could out macho this puss.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 21, 2016 08:50 PM (P8951)

510 504 I've got it, I figured out how this thing was conceived and birthed. Some aliens got really drunk in the flying saucer a while back and abducted Richard Simmons. They took his sperm and mixed it with a baboon embryo and implanted it in a billy goat's ass.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 08:48 PM (DW+jj)



No, no. You know that anal probe thing they do? Well ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:50 PM (oKE6c)

511 502 459 If Bob Dylan and Chris Matthews had a son...
Posted by: Steve and Cold bear at June 21, 2016 08:39 PM (TTpdK)

Seems like a whole lot of boomer parents have dishonored that man's good name.
Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

Zimmerman?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 21, 2016 08:50 PM (voOPb)

512 504
I've got it, I figured out how this thing was conceived and birthed.
Some aliens got really drunk in the flying saucer a while back and
abducted Richard Simmons. They took his sperm and mixed it with a baboon
embryo and implanted it in a billy goat's ass.

When they sobered up and realized what they'd done, they drove their flying saucer into the nearest black hole.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 08:48 PM (DW+jj)


Y'know, I have to wonder if Neoliberalism is a sentience test come up with by the Galactic Imperium or something. If your species can control its idiots, you're in. If your species ends up being controlled by its idiots, you get reverted back to primordial soup via proton bombs and your biosphere gets to try again.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 08:51 PM (J+mig)

513 I've seen little girls on the preschool playground tougher than this Obama wanna-be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:51 PM (1ZOkK)

514 506 Washington (AP) - Today the Obama Administration rolled out their new military recruitment policy as they introduced the first member of the newly formed Seal Team Seven.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:49 PM (oKE6c)

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You know what's scary?

That it's difficult to even tell anymore what's real and what's not.

Because I can actually see the JEF doing that.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 21, 2016 08:51 PM (rlfds)

515 Jane- he did. One of the guys that was shot but survived said he stood next to him at the bar as the were both ordering drinks.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2016 08:51 PM (TmVQX)

516 Is there anything the Rio Olympics can't fuck up?///

Well they saved Chicago from a similar embarrassment. How did Obama lose the bid to Rio?

Posted by: Willy J. at June 21, 2016 08:51 PM (Yskl0)

517

So the Alligator says to the Gorilla, "Yeah -- I know. But we need the eggs!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 21, 2016 08:52 PM (kdS6q)

518 http://www.gunbroker.com/item/565919056

Anderson Arms Multi-Cal 9mm Lower(plug installed)

http://tinyurl.com/jkbquur

9mm Lower no plug

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:52 PM (g8Hfr)

519 Are you wanting to Plug a Multi-Cal lower or are you wanting a dedicated 9mm lower?
Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:49 PM (g8Hfr)


Dedicated. Pistol for now and eventually SBR. But just buying the lower at the moment.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:52 PM (FnuZG)

520 486 He would actually be the meanest, cruelest bastard in the camps. It's how he'd get off.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:43 PM (1ZOkK)



There's something to this, actually. Stalin said he wanted the deformed, the ugly, etc. (social outcasts generally) for the secret police because they took out their bitterness on their hapless victims.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:52 PM (oKE6c)

521 Matt Damon / Dylan Matthews

220 / 221

Whatever

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 21, 2016 08:53 PM (MNgU2)

522 ITC I have the same laying around, what gas tube did you get

I ordered 10 lowers on my company R&D account. The delivery address is on a secure site, so any BATF goons will get a polite GFY if they have any questions.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 08:53 PM (Doh4+)

523 He's like the perfect spawn of Rosa DeLauro and Henry Waxman.

Posted by: what a horrible image at June 21, 2016 08:54 PM (H9MG5)

524 He'll be the guy in the Happy Fun Camps tossing stale bread to us, and mocking with crap like, "Take that, you sissy bitches!! Who's in charge now?? You will lick my boots, or else!!!"

I'm pretty sure enough of us will be willing to take his ass out for the cause.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:54 PM (1ZOkK)

525 "Three people were arrested with multiple loaded guns, rifles and ballistic vests at the Holland Tunnel Tuesday when police stopped them for driving with a cracked windshield, authorities tell NBC 4 New York."

WZ

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 21, 2016 08:55 PM (rlfds)

526 CMMG dedicated 9mm lower http://tinyurl.com/hzfaqtg

~ 173 bucks....

oddly 9mm dedicated lowers tend to be higher priced because of the more complex machining.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:55 PM (g8Hfr)

527 sven, the cmmg has the regular profile, but the mag well is shaped to the colt mag (no block) correct?

I'm looking at quarter circle 10, black creek precision, etc.

Wide variety of prices out there.

I think I ultimately want a slick side upper, and I'd like the upper and lower to not look completely frankenstien when put together.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:55 PM (FnuZG)

528 22 I'm just trying to imagine what Ol' Red, that Okinawa vet I've gone on about who was One Tough Hombre, would do with POS like the above.

If this POS had been with him in the shit, I do know what the would've done. He would have shot him and used him for some sandbag. Maybe removed his clothes and supplies to give it to help one of his buddies who needed it.

Well, shooting might have a wasted a needed bullet. Ol' Red could've killed him with his little finger.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 07:17 PM (DW+jj)


Never would have made it out of Boot.

Wouldn't last two weeks. A couple of Moto sessions and he'd be shitcanned.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at June 21, 2016 08:55 PM (m+aqb)

529 okay had to find it

swam is regular past tense I swam

swum is used with a verb, I have swum

kid doesn't get past tense but trying anyway LOL

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 21, 2016 08:56 PM (Cq0oW)

530 When Rosa DeLauro finally had Henry Waxman in a room to herself, Henry loosened his bowtie and -

Posted by: an even more horrible image at June 21, 2016 08:56 PM (6FqZa)

531 Well they saved Chicago from a similar embarrassment. How did Obama lose the bid to Rio?


Posted by: Willy J. at June 21, 2016 08:51 PM (Yskl0)

Easy. European politicians LIVE for the opportunity to stick up the American President's ass, because their electorates eat that up. So when Obongo, the Smartest President Evah, dropped everything and flew to Europe hat in hand to plead for Chicago, it was an absolute cert that they'd hose Chicago.

My (European-born) wife and I looked at each other and laughed when we heard Obongo was off to Europe to grovel to the IOC. Chance of success: 0%.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:56 PM (oKE6c)

532 515
Jane- he did. One of the guys that was shot but survived said he stood next to him at the bar as the were both ordering drinks.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2016 08:51 PM (TmVQX)


Jeebus. Hope he's enjoying his cocktail bar in Hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:56 PM (1ZOkK)

533
But that's probably okay, because no woman would get within five feet of you without some pressing business reason, or perhaps the $200 on the side-table.


I am reminded of Steven Crowder's epic UMass rant where he referred to an omega male being looked at as causing a barren womb.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 21, 2016 08:57 PM (BK3ZS)

534 519 Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:52 PM (FnuZG)

Ok good build it as a pistol first....

I'd go with that CMMG link I provided....

If you were using a plug I'd say go with the RF-85 coated Anderson Mfg Multi-Cal Lower but there are definite feed efficiency advantages with the dedicated lower.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:57 PM (g8Hfr)

535 514 506 Washington (AP) - Today the Obama Administration rolled out their new military recruitment policy as they introduced the first member of the newly formed Seal Team Seven.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:49 PM (oKE6c)
---
You know what's scary?
That it's difficult to even tell anymore what's real and what's not.
Because I can actually see the JEF doing that.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 21, 2016 08:51 PM (rlfds)


That's kinda where it came from, actually. I could see the JEF doing it, too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:58 PM (oKE6c)

536 530 When Rosa DeLauro finally had Henry Waxman in a room to herself, Henry loosened his bowtie and -
Posted by: an even more horrible image at June 21, 2016 08:56 PM (6FqZa)


You can stop now.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

537 I need to go out on the screened porch and enjoy this nice evening with the two old kitties.

So, today I set up a big event for husband's employees, and then I get a call that I'll be doing a huge funeral reception on Saturday.

God bless the sweet family of the sweet man who died today.

Anyhow, steeling myself for the next few days.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 08:59 PM (1ZOkK)

538
Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 08:53 PM (Doh4+)









Have a spare carbine gas tube in the parts bin, can't remember where I got it. Although I suspect you're asking something different. Then again, I could be wrong. After all, I'm a Moron.

Still need to pick up another lower for this build. I'm going with a standard A2 lower, I'm not gonna do the totally anal retro thing on this one. Besides, the standard A2 lower is a little beefier in places, and stronger.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2016 09:00 PM (LuZz8)

539 536 530 When Rosa DeLauro finally had Henry Waxman in a room to herself, Henry loosened his bowtie and -
Posted by: an even more horrible image at June 21, 2016 08:56 PM (6FqZa)

You can stop now.
Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

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Henry Waxman is the thing with the nostrils that rival the Holland tunnel, right?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 21, 2016 09:00 PM (rlfds)

540 I didn't like so much when that skinny Zimmerman lad took my name, but after a while I got used to it, although if anybody sang like that in a Welsh church back in the day the villagers would have dragged him outside and beaten him to death.

But some of the Dylans that followed that one, including this androgynous little ameoba.....I need to wash the brains down with whiskey when I think of how many prancing little poofters carry the once great name of dylan.

Posted by: Zombie Dylan Thomas, drunken Welsh poet at June 21, 2016 09:00 PM (P8951)

541 When your skin color matches your shirt and your shirt is an awful light green....

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2016 09:00 PM (TmVQX)

542 he's also deathly afraid of Wee Willie Winkie.

which he conflates with the bogeyman i think

nursery rhymes are nightmarish

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 21, 2016 09:02 PM (Cq0oW)

543 Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 08:57 PM (g8Hfr)

Thanks man.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 09:03 PM (FnuZG)

544 If the Galactic Imperium see this POS, they will indeed sterilize the planet. They'll gamma ray it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure. If that's what the gene competition on this rock turned out, well, it's time for drastic measures. That cannot be allowed to contaminate any other worlds in the Galaxy.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 09:03 PM (DW+jj)

545 Some men look good in bow-ties- but you need a manlier face and maybe a lawyer's world-weary but trying to look cheerful air. And live no further north than DC. He didn't tie his right. He's a sloppy knotter. You'd think he'd try harder if he knew he was going to be photographed.

Posted by: SarahW not sure what's real anymore at June 21, 2016 09:03 PM (Sp1NT)

546 527 Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 08:55 PM (FnuZG)

Yes. You are right on the CMMG.

If you are wanting a mated dedicated 9mm lower and upper I'd suggest looking at Spike's.

I was very impressed with the S and W M and P 15 slab side upper...there is NO reason to not go slick with a dedicated 9mm the contours will be nice and you can move the bolt via the notch.

Complete Pistol lower CMMG

https://www.cmmginc.com/shop/lower-group-mk9-pistol/

Pricey but done.

PDW Upper CMMG

https://www.cmmginc.com/shop/upper-group-mk9-pdw-9mm/

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 09:03 PM (g8Hfr)

547 Bow ties aren't cool. Seriously dude.

Posted by: The Eleventh Doctor at June 21, 2016 09:03 PM (7qAYi)

548 the first member of the newly formed Seal Team Seven.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 08:49 PM (oKE6c)




Heh. A guy that was on my ship as an E-2/3 back in the day is Seven's Training Officer now. He completed BUD/S with a fractured tibia; just kept his mouth shut and gutted it out because he didn't want to get medically booted and have to go through it all again.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 21, 2016 09:03 PM (GUBah)

549 I bet the camera crew played keep-away with his glasses after the interview.

Posted by: eman at June 21, 2016 09:04 PM (mR7Es)

550 Also his hair is awful. It's an on-the-spectrum version of a comb-over by a guy who misses his childhood bowl cut.

Posted by: SarahW not sure what's real anymore at June 21, 2016 09:04 PM (Sp1NT)

551 This dude is the type to ask you to prom 17 times, not accept no as an answer, and then brag he's a feminist.

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 21, 2016 09:05 PM (E/vjf)

552 Also - real question - is everyone at Vox brain-damaged or on the spectrum? It seems like a band of bubble-off brothers.

Posted by: SarahW not sure what's real anymore at June 21, 2016 09:06 PM (Sp1NT)

553 I like bow ties. Not on myself, and not on most men. I'm thinking of the other gender. You know, a nice little bow tie with a nice little, uh, outfit.

I'll be in my bunk for a while.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 09:06 PM (DW+jj)

554 540
But some of the Dylans that followed that one, including this androgynous little ameoba.....I need to wash the brains down with whiskey when I think of how many prancing little poofters carry the once great name of dylan.
Posted by: Zombie Dylan Thomas, drunken Welsh poet at June 21, 2016 09:00 PM (P8951)


It is kind of remarkable how many people who had Dylan as a first name turned out to be mass murderers, or wannabee camp guards in this guy's case.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 09:06 PM (sdi6R)

555 I wonder if the accounting department ganged up on him on the first floor when he was on his way out of the building, and swirlied him

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 21, 2016 09:06 PM (6FqZa)

556 He has mass shooter hair.

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 21, 2016 09:06 PM (E/vjf)

557 "people like Dylan -- willing fools -- are often guests in those camps" - the brilliance of this closing is that it turns the bile of the article sweet with effervescent expectation right at the end. Sadly, those of like mind as I will be first into the ovens while slugs such as this Dylan creature skip and dance with glee.

Posted by: Jimmy don\'t play that at June 21, 2016 09:07 PM (EIJH/)

558 Texas Dan....something a LITTLE "off the shelf" for you to ponder.

New Frontier offers Polymer 9mm Lowers.

The downside goes again to "Glockenstein" mags...

the upside is a greatly reduced cost for a stripped 9mm lower.

https://newfrontierarmory.com/product-category/ar-9-lower-receivers/

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 09:07 PM (g8Hfr)

559 I insist on bow-tie context. They can be cool and understated, but must be worn by the right man in the right time and place.

Worn badly or by a silly person they just don't work.

Posted by: SarahW not sure what's real anymore at June 21, 2016 09:08 PM (Sp1NT)

560 This guy has got 'drunken pity fuck after losing a dare' written all over him.

Posted by: Count de Monet TEXIT at June 21, 2016 09:08 PM (JO9+V)

561 ITC, I was wondering where you got a retro gas block/tube; since your not going historically authentic - you have lots of options.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 09:08 PM (Doh4+)

562 "129
It's sad when cousins marry.

And he can't even play the banjo.

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 07:33 P"

Thanks ! That's just what I was trying to think of .... this is the child of that banjo playing kid in Deliverance.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs_relocating_to_more_rural_area_asap at June 21, 2016 09:09 PM (RUssy)

563 559
I insist on bow-tie context. They can be cool and understated, but must be worn by the right man in the right time and place.

Worn badly or by a silly person they just don't work.


Posted by: SarahW not sure what's real anymore at June 21, 2016 09:08 PM (Sp1NT)


Garden and Gun Magazine has an ad for a guy who designs incredible bow ties out of game bird feathers. They're works of art, and pricey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:09 PM (1ZOkK)

564 Trying to head off to the screened porch, once again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:10 PM (1ZOkK)

565
Bow ties aren't cool. Seriously dude.

Posted by: The Eleventh Doctor at June 21, 2016 09:03 PM (7qAYi)





Not if you are carrying a screwdriver instead of a pistol.

Posted by: Brother Mouzone at June 21, 2016 09:11 PM (LuZz8)

566 Epic rant from CBD.

But you forgot to mention how fat his momma is...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2016 09:11 PM (EZebt)

567 Texas Dan,

CMMG can't seem to get past the forward assist....

let me check JP rifles

JP Rifles has a silent spring 9mm pistol

http://www.jprifles.com/1.2.17_AR%20PISTOLS.php

Forward assist, but I wonder if they'd build you a custom upper.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 09:12 PM (g8Hfr)

568 If I ever had to wear a bow tie I'd want one that spins. I wonder if Dylan's spins?

Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2016 09:12 PM (BO/km)

569 566 Epic rant from CBD.

But you forgot to mention how fat his momma is...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2016 09:11 PM (EZebt)


From the looks of him, I don't think there are very many fat genes in his ancestry. Or muscle genes, for that matter.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

570 Is he the guy who discovered the Gaza Bridge?

Posted by: Lorretta Lynch at June 21, 2016 09:13 PM (iQIUe)

571 Swum just doesn't feel right.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2016 09:13 PM (CFc5L)

572
Garden and Gun Magazine has an ad for a guy who designs incredible bow ties out of game bird feathers. They're works of art, and pricey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Ah, the magazine that explains Lindsey Grahmn

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 09:13 PM (Doh4+)

573 This guy reminds me of the type of crazy that showed up for the "L5 Society" meetings at M.I.T.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 21, 2016 09:15 PM (e8kgV)

574 If I ever had to wear a bow tie I'd want one that spins. I wonder if Dylan's spins?

Or squirts water

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 09:15 PM (Doh4+)

575 Posted by: SarahW not sure what's real anymore at June 21, 2016 09:03 PM (Sp1NT)

The only bow ties I like are the ones worn with tuxes.

Every man looks handsomer and fitter in a tuxedo that fits him well. (I saw a wedding party getting pictures taken in the park last Saturday and the groom and groom's men had on sunglasses. Every one looked dashing, even the two plainer men.)

Otherwise, bow ties scream nerd. No. Just no.




Posted by: Zombie Dylan Thomas, drunken Welsh poet at June 21, 2016 09:16 PM (P8951)

576 He's just fine as is.

Posted by: Diana Moon Glampers at June 21, 2016 09:16 PM (TTpdK)

577 Wait a minute, I'm an uncultured simpleton with this bow tie aversion. What about tuxes? Black bow tie is required, just about.

It takes a real man to tie one of those. James Bond knows how to tie one. Dean Martin knew how as well. So did Bogart and Carey Grant.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 09:16 PM (DW+jj)

578
561
ITC, I was wondering where you got a retro gas block/tube; since your
not going historically authentic - you have lots of options.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 09:08 PM (Doh4+)







Ah. I see, said the blind man.

The Brownells barrel has the non-F-marked front sight/gas block already mounted. Although, the first run of retros they did had F-marked ones, which pissed off a few folks, to say the least. I'm crossing my fingers.

If it turns out to be F-marked (the taller A2 style), I'll pick up a shorter one from Fulton Armory and swap it out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2016 09:16 PM (LuZz8)

579 Garden and Gun Magazine

Do they have articles like:

- Making straight furrows with a .50 cal
- Shotgun Seeding
- Using spend shells for ground cover

?

Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2016 09:16 PM (BO/km)

580 I don't comment here often. Mostly I lurk, but when I do comment I sometimes use the term " dickweed". This is exactly what I envision one to be

Posted by: NativeNH at June 21, 2016 09:17 PM (+k6Wu)

581 Spent I ment

Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2016 09:17 PM (BO/km)

582 >>>Swum just doesn't feel right.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2016 09:13 PM (CFc5L)<<<

I like to swim, swam, swum when I stink, stank, stunk.

Posted by: The Grinch at June 21, 2016 09:18 PM (H9MG5)

583 573
This guy reminds me of the type of crazy that showed up for the "L5 Society" meetings at M.I.T.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 21, 2016 09:15 PM (e8kgV)


My DD group would make fun of this guy. Seriously.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 09:18 PM (J+mig)

584 Black Creek is sold out, and their uppers all have the FA....

Texas DAN

SVEN FOUND IT SVEN FOUND WHAT DAN HUNTING!

You need Rock River Arms....

http://tinyurl.com/q99z94v

Slab Sided with all the AR-15 Goodness your heart desires.


Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 09:18 PM (g8Hfr)

585 Oh, right, ampersands.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 09:18 PM (J+mig)

586 This is one of his better photos. In others his hair is dirty.

Posted by: Lorretta Lynch at June 21, 2016 09:18 PM (iQIUe)

587 Ah, the magazine that explains Lindsey Grahmn

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 09:13 PM (Doh4+)


Actually, the editor's parents live in my hood, and one of my girlfriends graduated HS with him.

He's a very manly man who grew up hunting, fishing, and basically being a feral kid on this wild island.

And he has a beautiful wife and family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:18 PM (1ZOkK)

588 Off, drunken poet sock.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 21, 2016 09:18 PM (P8951)

589 When he drinks the elixir he becomes the Buddy Love that still can't score chicks.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2016 09:19 PM (qUNWi)

590 Is that Faye Dunaway in drag?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 21, 2016 09:19 PM (1ijHg)

591 Just try to imagine little pussy Dylan storming a beach at Normandy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2016 08:01 PM (8ZskC)



I can't even imagine him being used as one of the paradummies (Rupert) to throw off the Germans

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2016 09:19 PM (GILMl)

592 sven, you're not really narrowing this down for me...

I haven't tried polymer yet, and while it's probably fine...I don't feel like trying to go pistol caliber and polymer at the same time.

I keep reading about spike's but never seeing them. I think they're supposed to come out soon. someone had an entire rifle for sale on their site but spikes doesn't even list it yet. Seems like they're working on supply issues before they put it out there. Or something.

Palmetto state armory is another option, and they have a forged colt lower for $119 (stripped)

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 09:19 PM (FnuZG)

593 Voted by his HS classmates as Most Likely To Appear On The Cover Of Swirlie Magazine.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 21, 2016 09:20 PM (gyKtp)

594 580 I don't comment here often. Mostly I lurk, but when I do comment I sometimes use the term " dickweed". This is exactly what I envision one to be
Posted by: NativeNH at June 21, 2016 09:17 PM (+k6Wu)

Absolutely. His picture should be in the dictionary and encyclopedia for the definition of "dickweed". Him.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2016 09:20 PM (CFc5L)

595 579
Garden and Gun Magazine



Do they have articles like:



- Making straight furrows with a .50 cal

- Shotgun Seeding

- Using spend shells for ground cover



?

Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2016 09:16 PM (BO/km)


No. And our lib family members and friends hate it because it encourages shooting helpless animals and glamorizes women who shoot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:20 PM (1ZOkK)

596 Texas DAN

SVEN FOUND IT SVEN FOUND WHAT DAN HUNTING!

You need Rock River Arms....

http://tinyurl.com/q99z94v

Slab Sided with all the AR-15 Goodness your heart desires.




Posted by: sven10077
*****

Dan, I thi nk you owe Sven a treat or a pat on the head or something. ;P

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 21, 2016 09:20 PM (hVdx9)

597 590 Is that Faye Dunaway in drag?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 21, 2016 09:19 PM (1ijHg)


WHAT??? She was actually hot!

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

598 >>>Just try to imagine little pussy Dylan storming a beach at Normandy.



Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2016 08:01 PM (8ZskC)<<<




Upham from Saving Private Ryan.

Posted by: Steven Spielberg at June 21, 2016 09:22 PM (H9MG5)

599 You need Rock River Arms....

http://tinyurl.com/q99z94v

Slab Sided with all the AR-15 Goodness your heart desires.


Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 09:18 PM (g8Hfr)


Yep. Like that.

Except I'm not sitting on $1400 right now.

I know these cost more than regular AR's to start. I'm going to have to get pieces as I can.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 09:22 PM (FnuZG)

600 Maybe he has nice feet. He could have done the interview with his face on the floor and his feet sticking up on camera.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at June 21, 2016 09:22 PM (TTpdK)

601 I am going back to "the novelization of a major motion picture."

Risen.

It reads just like a movie. Got the hot Jewish chick loving the handsome Roman Tribune.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 21, 2016 09:22 PM (1ijHg)

602 586 This is one of his better photos. In others his hair is dirty.
Posted by: Lorretta Lynch at June 21, 2016 09:18 PM (iQIUe)

He learned hair styling and grooming from Debbie Wasserman-Schlutz.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 21, 2016 09:23 PM (P8951)

603
No. And our lib family members and friends hate it
because it encourages shooting helpless animals and glamorizes women who
shoot.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:20 PM (1ZOkK)







Tell the truth. You have a bunch of issues laid out on the coffee table every time they visit, don't you?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2016 09:23 PM (LuZz8)

604 What a shitbucket. A face only a mother could love and THEN I have my doubts. I wish I could punch his face right now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2016 09:23 PM (CNHr1)

605 592 Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 09:19 PM (FnuZG)

Dan I narrowed it down for you check the link at 584.

I suspect Spike's is delaying their 9mm and focusing on AR-15s given Gram Gram's polling.

9mm is if anything precisely the build to go Polymer if you can find a polymer upper and lower meeting your needs b/c of the reduced pressure compared to 5.56 of 9mm IMHO.

The parameters you laid out seem to be best met at 584's link...no BS.

I'd go ahead and pre-emptively invest in a stripped slabside 9mm Upper concurrent and maybe get the barrel in case you change your mind and want to go 16" carbine.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 09:23 PM (g8Hfr)

606 Someone should ask him which men are created more equal so that we know how to choose this 'monarch' he wants. And which of the inalienable rights we should give up. Seriously. Make him defend his asinine statements and then laugh at him and mock him as the fool that he is.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 21, 2016 09:24 PM (DIhU5)

607 Damn. I hope my photo never appears on the blog.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 21, 2016 09:24 PM (NUqwG)

608 This is one of his better photos. In others his hair is dirty.

Posted by: Lorretta Lynch at June 21, 2016 09:18 PM (iQIUe)




And greasy.


http://tinyurl.com/z3xwrqp


Posted by: Country Singer at June 21, 2016 09:24 PM (GUBah)

609 "453
Imagine him mating with trigglypuff. She would put her arms around him,
draw him into her folds, and - well, shit, buster, that would be
curtains for you. You'd never see daylight again.

Posted by: Donna V. (a white) (whitely
brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 21, 2016 08:38 PM (P8951)"


Kind of like the mating of the praying mantis.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 21, 2016 09:25 PM (QHgTq)

610
Tell the truth. You have a bunch of issues laid out on the coffee table every time they visit, don't you?


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2016 09:23 PM (LuZz


Heh. They don't come here, but I've been known to drop a few off on top of the dozens New Yorker Mags SIL leaves on my MIL's coffee table.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:25 PM (1ZOkK)

611 Weft cut loop still around?

Meh. Not important at all. I just found out what a weft if a few minutes ago...

Posted by: Chi at June 21, 2016 09:26 PM (K7J5Z)

612
This is one of his better photos. In others his hair is dirty.


Posted by: Lorretta Lynch at June 21, 2016 09:18 PM (iQIUe)



And greasy.


http://tinyurl.com/z3xwrqp




Posted by: Country Singer at June 21, 2016 09:24 PM (GUBah)









Geez. Looks like a monkey who's been strategically shaved.

/Blackadder

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2016 09:26 PM (LuZz8)

613 Posted by: RioBravo at June 21, 2016 09:24 PM (NUqwG)

I don't think we would be saying anything about his looks if he hadn't revealed himself to be a totalitarian twit.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 21, 2016 09:26 PM (P8951)

614 ernie douglas at five years old is no way to go through life assclown. probably be tenured at harvard in a year. he'll tell us what to do.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 21, 2016 09:26 PM (ucDmr)

615
I'll bet he was anally conceived and born

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2016 09:27 PM (GILMl)

616 SVen thanks for all your help. I've got the RRA link open and will peruse. Gotta check out for the evening.

Again many thanks.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 09:27 PM (FnuZG)

617 Good Lord, here's a compilation (News Busters) of other drivel this weenie has spewed:


http://tinyurl.com/mevq755




Posted by: Country Singer at June 21, 2016 09:27 PM (GUBah)

618 The only word that comes to my mind is "Flouridation".

Posted by: JT at June 21, 2016 09:27 PM (qG0hz)

619 599 Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 09:22 PM (FnuZG)

OK....

Rock River's 9mm slab A4 style Upper stripped is ~ 175...

Their 9mm forged lower is ~300....

I'd consider maybe getting a CMMG stripped lower and the RRA upper then you have ~ 350 sunk cost and can go from there.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 09:27 PM (g8Hfr)

620 618
The only word that comes to my mind is "Flouridation".

Posted by: JT at June 21, 2016 09:27 PM (qG0hz)


Or "alcohol" while his momma was pregnant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:28 PM (1ZOkK)

621 Texas Dan....

always happy to go chase costs on AR-15 builds it was my NICE GUY service on Gum Threads

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2016 09:28 PM (g8Hfr)

622 upbeat news story for y'all

http://legalinsurrection.com/2016/06/ naked-florida-man-poops-self-during -home-invasion-shot-by-female-homeowner/

#Floriduh

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2016 09:28 PM (4/aeb)

623 I could pay him to stand next to me and make me look pretty.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 21, 2016 09:30 PM (TTpdK)

624
What's the ugliest
Part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
But I think it's YOUR MIND

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at June 21, 2016 09:30 PM (BO/km)

625 I'm about to drag the two damned cats onto the porch and force them to sit with me.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:31 PM (1ZOkK)

626 It is a sad, sad day when a picture of Yoko would be a cleanser. I bet he had a permanent wedgie all his school years. Even the geeks and goths picked on him.

Posted by: oldgeezer at June 21, 2016 09:33 PM (4pPcl)

627 Is that Faye Dunaway in drag?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo


Shelley Duvall

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2016 09:35 PM (p2X2f)

628 I don't usually make fun of people's looks...well OK maybe I do...But anyway, that is one ugly dude.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 09:36 PM (Ozsfq)

629 What that little bastard needs is boot camp, and once upon a time that's what he'd get. But when the new improved draft comes back, he'll not have to worry about those old-fashioned 'moral' standards, either.

Posted by: Eromero at June 21, 2016 09:37 PM (zLDYs)

630 Meanwhile it cost me $85 to pick up my wife and daughter at La Guardia Airport...but I did save $16 on the tolls.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 09:37 PM (Ozsfq)

631 LEAVE DYLAN ALONE!!!

He can't help it if he looks like a cross between a Remora aquarium cleaner and a short bus window licker.

Posted by: Gershy Cuntsman at June 21, 2016 09:38 PM (3Lhng)

632 What that little bastard needs is boot camp, and once upon a time that's what he'd get. But when the new improved draft comes back, he'll not have to worry about those old-fashioned 'moral' standards, either.
Posted by: Eromero at June 21, 2016 09:37 PM (zLDYs)

LMAO...wait till he sees the glasses he would get in Boot Camp

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 09:39 PM (Ozsfq)

633 629 What that little bastard needs is boot camp, and once upon a time that's what he'd get. But when the new improved draft comes back, he'll not have to worry about those old-fashioned 'moral' standards, either.
Posted by: Eromero at June 21, 2016 09:37 PM (zLDYs)


The administration wants the military to be filled with people like him.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

634
LMAO...wait till he sees the glasses he would get in Boot Camp

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 09:39 PM (Ozsfq)


Heh. Those poor boots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:39 PM (1ZOkK)

635 I was watching "Hotel Hell".

Funny, you can say "No children" but not "No Faggots."





Next time you are an obvious and ignorant asshole I will delete your comments.

You pulled this shit a few days ago.

No more on my watch.

-- CBD

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 21, 2016 09:39 PM (1ijHg)

636 He actually looks like what a penis would look like if you put a little wig and glasses on the tip of one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 09:40 PM (Ozsfq)

637 done swimmed, or done swam.

The auxillary verb perfects the verb to avoid confusion as to who or what performed the action, and shows that it is indeed a verb.

"Done Swum" is argot and should be avoided when trying to sound learned.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2016 09:40 PM (ry34m)

638 I just spewed my wine... thanks nevergiveup.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2016 09:42 PM (CNHr1)

639 Orlando terrorist Omar Mateen supported presumptive Democratic nominee for president Hillary Rodham Clinton because he opposed the presidential candidacy of presumptive GOP nominee Donald J. Trump.

Well you are who your enemies are...so that's a plus for The Donald

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 09:42 PM (Ozsfq)

640 This is the kind of guy that the lumbersexuals in Starbucks make fun of.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 09:42 PM (J+mig)

641 Did this faggots' voice crack yet?

Posted by: Corona at June 21, 2016 09:43 PM (ragzU)

642 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 09:40 PM (Ozsfq)

I owe you a nice whiskey for this comment.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo -- Am Yisrael Chai at June 21, 2016 09:43 PM (Zu3d9)

643 Just the sort of lad whose arse I used to boot back in school.

Posted by: yop at June 21, 2016 09:43 PM (Q4sxC)

644 Weft cut loop still around?

Meh. Not important at all. I just found out what a weft if a few minutes ago...

Posted by: Chi


Wha'ddya want, reprobate?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2016 09:43 PM (p2X2f)

645 630 Meanwhile it cost me $85 to pick up my wife and daughter at La Guardia Airport...but I did save $16 on the tolls.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
--------------------
I'm sure that this is not even remotely related, but that just reminded me of my ex.

"I saved $200 today!"
Cool. How'd you do that?
"This purse was only $300 - it was 40% off!"
Um, you spent $300 on a bag. And you're unemployed.
"It was on sale! I saved $200!!!"

Posted by: Chi at June 21, 2016 09:44 PM (K7J5Z)

646 That guy makes me feel pretty...!...Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at June 21, 2016 09:44 PM (yIBga)

647 This guy got stuffed into lockers in school so often his official address was a locker number.

Posted by: Aviator at June 21, 2016 09:45 PM (c7vUv)

648 Weft, I own a Macomber loom. And I know how to use it.

Posted by: Corona at June 21, 2016 09:45 PM (ragzU)

649 I'm sure Dylan has no murderous thoughts towards those he disagrees with whatsoever.

And he'd NEVER be cruel to us in the camps.

He's probably read and watched "Unbroken" as an instruction manual as how to treat his captives.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:47 PM (1ZOkK)

650 Son!

Posted by: Alan Colmes at June 21, 2016 09:48 PM (3b9U4)

651 Son!

Posted by: Alan Colmes
****

How many Courics is he?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 21, 2016 09:49 PM (hVdx9)

652 Cats. A beautiful, calm, clear, humidity-free night, and they won't sit with me on the screened porch while husband is out with his buddies.

But the first Tuesday night when it's muggy and hot as hell, it's like, waaaah! come out and sit with us.

*withholds treats*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:49 PM (1ZOkK)

653 367 Who wins in a duel between Dylan and Gersh Kuntzman?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 21, 2016 08:18 PM (+FSld)


A boxing match?

Heh.

I would like to be the ref so I could say:

"May the best, uh, 'man' win. Now go to your corners and come out pinching."

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 21, 2016 09:50 PM (RTU0E)

654 >>>Son!

Posted by: Alan Colmes at June 21, 2016 09:48 PM (3b9U4)<<<
Son!...
... and grandson Dylan!

Posted by: Skeletor at June 21, 2016 09:50 PM (H9MG5)

655 So the Brazil Olympics....going to fail in a fun way or a sad, small way?

I'm thinking it will be not with a bang but a whimper (captive Jaguar being the exception)

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2016 09:51 PM (q177U)

656
"May the best, uh, 'man' win. Now go to your corners and come out pinching."


Posted by: OregonMuse at June 21, 2016 09:50 PM (RTU0E)


Bitch-slaps at 20 paces.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:51 PM (1ZOkK)

657 Son!
Posted by: Alan Colmes

You kids never visit me

Posted by: Rat faced weasel at the nursing home at June 21, 2016 09:51 PM (BO/km)

658 So, the long tenticles of the Gaystapo reach down into the Ace of Spades HQ comments section?

I was serious then and I am serious now.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 21, 2016 09:51 PM (1ijHg)

659
Wha'ddya want, reprobate?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Well, I want a hot shower, a cold bourbon and a nubile housemaid to bring me a prime rib sammich. But that is irrelevant.

I was just finishing up a Sunday crossword, and "wefts" was one of the answers (clue was 'weaving components'). I never knew what a weft was until a few minutes ago.
You must be a weaver. Or do y'all call yourselves loomers? Or is it just "geeks?"

Posted by: Chi at June 21, 2016 09:52 PM (K7J5Z)

660 He's obviously had his lips plouffed up to look like Jagger.

What a wanker.

If ISIS ever got hands on him, they would put those lips to good use.

Posted by: Naom Sayen at June 21, 2016 09:52 PM (bIhmV)

661 560 This guy has got 'drunken pity fuck after losing a dare' written all over him.
Posted by: Count de Monet TEXIT at June 21, 2016 09:08 PM (JO9+V)


I would have settled for that back in the day.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 09:52 PM (sdi6R)

662
LMAO...wait till he sees the glasses he would get in Boot Camp

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 09:39 PM (Ozsfq)








I give thanks every day that I had perfect vision and was able to avoid the dreaded Birth Control Glasses.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2016 09:53 PM (LuZz8)

663 But the first Tuesday night when it's muggy and hot as hell, it's like, waaaah! come out and sit with us.

*withholds treats*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:49 PM (1ZOkK)


Jane, those nights that are clear and start the first hint of dew at sundown, and every summer scent vibrant on the breeze are hunting nights.

The muggy miserable ones are for company

Anyhow, you are sitting alone. You clearly don't want company.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2016 09:53 PM (ry34m)

664 Love the fact the idiot Brazilians tranquilized the gorgeous jaguar, had it on a leash, and then when it became excited by the fire, and tried to bolt, they shot it.

Fucking retards.

And the water for the rowing events is so hazardous, it's dangerous to have contact with it on your skin for any length of time.

Not to mention the rampant crime.

*fingers crossed Barry and Mooch attend*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:54 PM (1ZOkK)

665 'I would have settled for that back in the day'

Back in what day? Yesterday?

Posted by: Rat faced weasel at the nursing home at June 21, 2016 09:54 PM (BO/km)

666 Lousy piece of shit......

Miserable son of a bitch.

The sooner this country is rid of the useless totalitarian hipster shit-bags, the better.

Revolution, wall, Vox 'writer,' some assembly required.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 21, 2016 09:54 PM (lutOX)

667 You must be a weaver. Or do y'all call yourselves loomers? Or is it just "geeks?"

Posted by: Chi


I prefer Just Another Asshole On the Internet, but I'm flexible.

But, to the point, - I just liked the sound of it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2016 09:55 PM (p2X2f)

668 I just transfered a Sailor cross country...wait till I learn how to read, I'll really be good at this. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 09:55 PM (Ozsfq)

669 665
Back in what day? Yesterday?
Posted by: Rat faced weasel at the nursing home at June 21, 2016 09:54 PM (BO/km)


Well, yes.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

670 *fingers crossed Barry and Mooch attend*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:54 PM (1ZOkK)


Please, please, please...

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 09:56 PM (wYnyS)

671 Rag rugs and Alpaca rugs. It's a quandary.

Posted by: Corona at June 21, 2016 09:58 PM (ragzU)

672 Weft, since it is a term for a type of carpet weave, I though you were just dead set against hardwood.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2016 09:58 PM (ry34m)

673 *fingers crossed Barry and Mooch attend*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:54 PM (1ZOkK)

I'm predicting empty seats and a lack of crowds.

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2016 09:58 PM (q177U)

674 Fuck! Missed one.

Posted by: zombie Omar Mateen at June 21, 2016 09:59 PM (GSdpU)

675 It's not the weft, it's the fuckin' warp that's a bitch.

Posted by: Corona at June 21, 2016 10:00 PM (ragzU)

676 >>>And the water for the rowing events is so hazardous, it's dangerous to have contact with it on your skin for any length of time.
Not to mention the rampant crime.
*fingers crossed Barry and Mooch attend*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 09:54 PM (1ZOkK)<<<

Dodging a "few" stray bullets on a warm summer weekend ain't looking to bad now is it, IOC?

Posted by: Chicago's out at June 21, 2016 10:02 PM (H9MG5)

677 Did everyone hear why they pulled that van over at the Holland Bridge? It was a walking advertisement for the 2nd amendment and a gun range...I mean I'm 100% in favor of that, but my G-D don't be doing that and then transporting illegal weapons?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 10:02 PM (Ozsfq)

678 Orlando terrorist Omar Mateen supported ████████

Posted by: MSM at June 21, 2016 10:02 PM (ANVXm)

679 So, Son moved out of the murdery, shooty hood, into a nice, quiet safe apartment complex miles away.

Last week there was a murder a couple of miles away from his apt.. White former felon shoots a fellow co-worker to death.

Son is like, "WTF?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:03 PM (1ZOkK)

680 Back on topic, I knew a guy who looked like this Dylan ahole in the 70s. He eventually died of AIDS. Or wish he had.

Posted by: Corona at June 21, 2016 10:03 PM (ragzU)

681 Wait, not MYSon!?!

Posted by: Alan Colmes at June 21, 2016 10:04 PM (3b9U4)

682 If we're going to let the president unilaterally strip people of their rights, can we get him to take away this guy's right to free speech?

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 21, 2016 10:04 PM (Pfhw2)

683 OT - did you guys read in Breitbart about the twin falls, ID sexual molestation of the five year girl by the 10 and 14 year old Iraq and Syria refugee kids? I have a six year old daughter and as God is my witness, I would fucking shoot those bastards if that was my child.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2016 10:05 PM (KTFfX)

684 Harry Reid has had a new statement every day about how evil the NRA is. not just "I disagree with their emphasis" but actual evil, saying they do nothing about civil rights, they just want more rifles in shops, etc.

It should be shocking to see Democrats directly attacking a group dedicated to protecting civil rights, but it isn't really. The constitution only exists as a way to attack their enemies, not a guide or limit.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 21, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)

685 679 So, Son moved out of the murdery, shooty hood, into a nice, quiet safe apartment complex miles away.

Last week there was a murder a couple of miles away from his apt.. White former felon shoots a fellow co-worker to death.

Son is like, "WTF?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:03 PM (1ZOkK)


Oh, geeze.


I live in a pretty peaceful suburb. About 15 years ago, two workers in a video store in a shopping center just a block from my house were murdered. The crime has never been solved.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

686 Wears glasses? Kill!

Posted by: Pol Pot at June 21, 2016 10:06 PM (GSdpU)

687 I read about that The phrase "burnt Grannies" comes to mind.

Posted by: Corona at June 21, 2016 10:06 PM (ragzU)

688 CBD,

Are you trying to misunderstand me?

I am not trying deny the rights of gay folks to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

In 1979, I contracted to rent an apartment. My wife become pregnant and we gave up the attempt to live in a nice apartment, due to their "no children" policy. The Supreme Court subsequently ruled that we had been denied our rights.

I am just pointing out that in the "Hotel Hell" episode, a "no children" policy encounters no public outcry, no legal challenge.

If the Hotel had a no LGBT policy, the outcry would be deafening.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 21, 2016 10:07 PM (1ijHg)

689 This twurd (twit/turd hybrid) is scared shitless of guns but emboldened only because progressives with fascist tendencies are hoping the latest tragedy will help them with their banning and confiscation fetishes.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at June 21, 2016 10:07 PM (gNiZe)

690 677 the report I heard was the cop pulled them over for a cracked windshield. I think the guy owns a gun shop and the vehicle was full of advertising. Apparently their plan was to get his 16 year d daughter out of some bad situation related to drugs. LE made contact with her and she said that she was ok. Very strange story.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2016 10:08 PM (TmVQX)

691 I am just pointing out that in the "Hotel Hell" episode, a "no children" policy encounters no public outcry, no legal challenge.

If the Hotel had a no LGBT policy, the outcry would be deafening.


Some are more equal than others.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 21, 2016 10:10 PM (39g3+)

692 Was the windshield cracked before or after LE pulled them over?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 21, 2016 10:10 PM (1ijHg)

693 >>>Harry Reid has had a new statement every day about
how evil the NRA is. not just "I disagree with their emphasis" but
actual evil, saying they do nothing about civil rights, they just want
more rifles in shops, etc.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 21, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)<<<



It's nice that I don't need their money or endorsements now that I'm not running for office, and spending more time with the kiddies... er, family. I mean the family.

Posted by: Dingy Harry at June 21, 2016 10:10 PM (H9MG5)

694 I feel sorry for that guy. Some day he's going to get badly beaten up, and he's going to cry.

Posted by: iforgot at June 21, 2016 10:10 PM (5o5ek)

695 One of son's best war buddies is moving here from Baltimore next month, and can't wait.

He has another war buddy who is in NJ and wants to leave so badly.

Guys are over the moon they can CC and get decent jobs here, while attending college.

I've met most of son's friends and they are the nicest, most respectful, decent young men ever. I'm grateful that they're now part of our lives.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:11 PM (1ZOkK)

696 It's not the weft, it's the fuckin' warp that's a bitch.
Posted by: Corona
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I've mentioned before that there was a large lab in the basement of the Textile building at Ga. Tech marked 'Warping and Slashing'. I never went in there. It just seemed prudent to avoid it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2016 10:12 PM (ANVXm)

697 Milo has his excellent Dangerous Faggot tour. This guy has his GodAwfulFuckingUgly Faggot tour at Vox.

Posted by: Corona at June 21, 2016 10:12 PM (ragzU)

698 Damn.

Hunter's Warehouse sold 30,000 AR-15's online in the first five days after the Orlando Terrorist Attack.


30,000.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2016 10:13 PM (ptqRm)

699 he report I heard was the cop pulled them over for a cracked windshield. I think the guy owns a gun shop and the vehicle was full of advertising. Apparently their plan was to get his 16 year d daughter out of some bad situation related to drugs. LE made contact with her and she said that she was ok. Very strange story.
Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2016 10:08 PM (TmVQX)

I don't think it was a broken windshield

Weasel Zippers has a post on it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 10:13 PM (Ozsfq)

700 You know, when there's fire's burning, there are good sunsets in the west. The colors....

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 21, 2016 10:13 PM (6Ll1u)

701 >>I feel sorry for that guy. Some day he's going to get badly beaten up, and he's going to cry.
Posted by: iforgot

I DID NOT GET BEATEN UP. It was an exercise band, not little Jimmy's dad.

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 21, 2016 10:14 PM (c7vUv)

702 One of son's best war buddies is moving here from Baltimore next month, and can't wait.

He has another war buddy who is in NJ and wants to leave so badly.

Guys are over the moon they can CC and get decent jobs here, while attending college.

I've met most of son's friends and they are the nicest, most respectful, decent young men ever. I'm grateful that they're now part of our lives.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:11 PM (1ZOkK)


Well they are Marines!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 10:14 PM (Ozsfq)

703 Son's univ. vet group is in touch with Milo and want him to do an appearance on their campus. However, security told them the BLM group would make things difficult and they couldn't guarantee Milo would be secure.

So son's vet group is offering to find an off-campus facility and secure it with their own selves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:14 PM (1ZOkK)

704 I've mentioned before that there was a large lab in
the basement of the Textile building at Ga. Tech marked 'Warping and
Slashing'. I never went in there. It just seemed prudent to avoid it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer
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It's basically an abattoir.

Posted by: Corona at June 21, 2016 10:16 PM (ragzU)

705 Well they are Marines!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 10:14 PM (Ozsfq)


Yep. Fucking Ooh Rah!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:16 PM (1ZOkK)

706 A very unfortunate looking young man made all the uglier by what comes out of his mouth.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2016 10:16 PM (JSovD)

707 703 Son's univ. vet group is in touch with Milo and want him to do an appearance on their campus. However, security told them the BLM group would make things difficult and they couldn't guarantee Milo would be secure.

So son's vet group is offering to find an off-campus facility and secure it with their own selves.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:14 PM (1ZOkK)


Awesome!

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 10:17 PM (sdi6R)

708 699 I heard it on local news and they are notoriously bad. I'll check out the WZ post.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2016 10:18 PM (TmVQX)

709 You know, if Dylan were a sweet young guy with a loving heart of gold, no one would notice his physical appearance.

Just like with Hillary, my maternal grandmother was overweight, and didn't have her hair and makeup done, but was the kindest, gentlest, sweetest woman I've ever known in my life. A true angel on this earth.

If Hillary had that soul, that gentle sweetness, she'd appear very pretty for her age. For real.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:19 PM (1ZOkK)

710 Homosexual terrorist Omar Mateen did Pulse nightclub murders for revenge against Latinos who spurned him says his ex-lover.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z7pyzzc

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 21, 2016 10:19 PM (4VAdr)

711 I live in a pretty peaceful suburb. About 15 years ago, two workers in a video store in a shopping center just a block from my house were murdered. The crime has never been solved.
Posted by: rickl
------------

There hasn't been a crime around here in my memory. Perhaps a shoplifting or something, but nothing that made the paper.

Then a month ago, a guy kills his baby momma, the child she is pregnant with, and shoots her 3 year old son, then dumps them in the playground of an elementary school three blocks from here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2016 10:20 PM (ANVXm)

712 DERP!

Posted by: derp at June 21, 2016 10:21 PM (yIBga)

713 You wan ta gun? you just have to prove your innocence, according to Dianne Feinstein. Such a horrible creature.

https://youtu.be/n98Urhcde_A

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 21, 2016 10:22 PM (39g3+)

714 709
If Hillary had that soul, that gentle sweetness, she'd appear very pretty for her age. For real.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:19 PM (1ZOkK)


Likewise Michelle Obama. She wouldn't be bad looking at all if she didn't have that perpetual scowl and chip on her shoulder.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 10:22 PM (sdi6R)

715 Homosexual terrorist Omar Mateen did Pulse nightclub murders for revenge against Latinos who spurned him says his ex-lover.
--------
"The man, who spoke to Univision on the condition of anonymity..."

I'll believe it when this guy is ID'd and questioned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2016 10:23 PM (ANVXm)

716 Anybody mention that little Dylan learned his deficient thinking at Haaavaaahhhhd?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 10:23 PM (Mt8T4)

717 Homosexual terrorist Omar Mateen did Pulse nightclub murders for revenge against Latinos who spurned him says his ex-lover.

It wasn't because he's a Muslim! It wasn't, it wasn't! *stamping feet furiously*

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 21, 2016 10:24 PM (39g3+)

718
Likewise Michelle Obama. She wouldn't be bad looking at all if she didn't have that perpetual scowl and chip on her shoulder.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 10:22 PM (sdi6R)


Yep. She's so angry on the inside it shows on the outside, no matter how much is spent on her hair, makeup, and wardrobe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:24 PM (1ZOkK)

719 You know, if Dylan were a sweet young guy with a loving heart of gold, no one would notice his physical appearance.


Same with Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 10:24 PM (Mt8T4)

720 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 21, 2016 09:51 PM (1ijHg)

So I am being controlled by the gaystapo?

Quit while you're behind.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Am Yisrael Hai at June 21, 2016 10:25 PM (Zu3d9)

721 Homosexual terrorist Omar Mateen did Pulse nightclub murders for revenge against Latinos who spurned him says his ex-lover.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z7pyzzc

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 21, 2016 10:19 PM (4VAdr)



I just knew

IT.HAD.ABSOLUTELY.NOTHING.TO.DO.WITH.ISLAM!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 10:25 PM (wYnyS)

722 The "prez" is a vomit-inducing diminutive

Yes, he is.

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2016 10:26 PM (jO7js)

723 Homosexual terrorist Omar Mateen did Pulse nightclub murders for revenge against Latinos who spurned him says his ex-lover.
--------
"The man, who spoke to Univision on the condition of anonymity..."

I'll believe it when this guy is ID'd and questioned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2016 10:23 PM (ANVXm)


What's the difference? When was the last time a Jew or Christian massacred 49 when they were spurned by a lover? Keep it simple, Keep it stupid: It's the Islam thing. End of story

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 10:26 PM (Ozsfq)

724 Homosexual terrorist Omar Mateen did Pulse nightclub murders for revenge against Latinos who spurned him says his ex-lover.

So why case Disney? Because he was fucking Goofy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 10:26 PM (Mt8T4)

725 People werent getting murdered where I live but they were dumping bodies here: 2 latino young men in the street in a residential area and another two a few weeks later on a bike path on the river. I mentioned it to a black friend and he was surprised bc he had not heard of it. Yep, these are just little news blips. He wanted to know why every killing/body dump is a big deal in South Central but the shit in the nicer areas never gets reported. You think it would be the opposite. My friend certainly had a point.

Posted by: Lorretta Lynch at June 21, 2016 10:26 PM (iQIUe)

726 is his name really Dylan? I coulda sworn it was "Dickhead"l with the nickname "Doofus".

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 21, 2016 10:26 PM (Sda6L)

727 Hell hath no fury like a scorned Ghey Muslim.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2016 10:27 PM (ANVXm)

728 So why case Disney? Because he was fucking Goofy?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 10:26 PM (Mt8T4)


Hey I am no catcher!

Posted by: Goofy at June 21, 2016 10:27 PM (Ozsfq)

729 It's the Islam thing. End of story

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 10:26 PM (Ozsfq)


Does NOT fit narrative!

Posted by: Dylan Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 10:27 PM (wYnyS)

730 The college GOP group at UC Irvine is being punished for the crime of having invited Milo to speak. They have been suspended for a year.

That's going to be the script these chickenshit college administrators are going to follow with Milo from now on. Either refuse to provide security or punish the students who invite him. What worthless, craven shits they are.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at June 21, 2016 10:28 PM (P8951)

731 Hell hath no fury like a scorned Ghey Muslim.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2016 10:27 PM (ANVXm)

As G-D is my witness I thought handcuffed gays could fly

Posted by: ISIS at June 21, 2016 10:28 PM (Ozsfq)

732 It's the [redacted] thing. End of story

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Whew! Did we get it in time?

Posted by: The FBI at June 21, 2016 10:29 PM (jO7js)

733 The college GOP group at UC Irvine is being punished for the crime of having invited Milo to speak. They have been suspended for a year.

That's going to be the script these chickenshit college administrators are going to follow with Milo from now on. Either refuse to provide security or punish the students who invite him. What worthless, craven shits they are.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at June 21, 2016 10:28 PM

Someone should sue them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 10:29 PM (Ozsfq)

734 As G-D is my witness I thought handcuffed gays could fly

Posted by: ISIS at June 21, 2016 10:28 PM (Ozsfq)


You misspelled a---h!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 10:30 PM (wYnyS)

735 As G-D is my witness I thought handcuffed gays could fly
Posted by: ISIS ISIL

How many times do I have to tell you this?

Posted by: Barky at June 21, 2016 10:31 PM (ANVXm)

736 Meanwhile, last weekend, a seven foot gator was spotted in the surf off Tybee Island here.

Beach closed down for about three hours while they captured it.

Little known factoid to those who don't live in this region: gators will occasionally swim in salt water while traveling from island to island.

About twenty or so years ago, a young woman was jogging at night on the beach on Hilton Head, and jumped across what she assumed was a log on the beach.

The "log" bit her on her calf.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:31 PM (1ZOkK)

737 Donna UCI has a very vocal Muslim group and the admin is scared shitless of them.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2016 10:32 PM (TmVQX)

738 Someone should sue them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 10:29 PM (Ozsfq)


I wish we "conservatives" practiced constant unremitting lawfare the way the progs do, but the judicial system is stacked against us and we don't get funded by the government, so...

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 10:32 PM (wYnyS)

739 Someone should sue them
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 10:29 PM (Ozsfq)

Yup....libturd democrap attorneys love them some "Mass Tort" cases......how come we don't use it?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2016 10:32 PM (ej1L0)

740 719
Same with Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 10:24 PM (Mt8T4)


Yeah. As it happens I like Reubenesque women.

Now Trigglypuff is the equivalent of two or three Reubensque women, but if she had a nice personality and was smart and funny I wouldn't dismiss her outright.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 10:32 PM (sdi6R)

741 Dylan Matthews: is there such a thing as too good looking?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 21, 2016 10:33 PM (oKE6c)

742 You know, if Dylan were a sweet young guy with a loving heart of gold, no one would notice his physical appearance.

Same with Trigglypuff.


Yeah exactly. Being an awkward doofus is not his problem. Being an overweight lump isn't her problem. Its whats inside that is the problem.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 21, 2016 10:33 PM (39g3+)

743 It's the ██████ thing. End of story

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Whew! Did we get it in time?
Posted by: The FBI

Posted by: Yes at June 21, 2016 10:33 PM (ANVXm)

744 733 The college GOP group at UC Irvine is being punished for the crime of having invited Milo to speak. They have been suspended for a year.

That's going to be the script these chickenshit college administrators are going to follow with Milo from now on. Either refuse to provide security or punish the students who invite him. What worthless, craven shits they are.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at June 21, 2016 10:28 PM

Someone should sue them
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 10:29 PM (Ozsfq)

How about we ship them to North Korea, where they belong.

Posted by: eman at June 21, 2016 10:34 PM (MQEz6)

745 Son said his university has an active BLM contingent that would shout down Milo. He also said the LGBT community he is friends with on campus are interested in hearing what Milo has to say. The vet group is 100% behind Milo coming to speak.

Will see how this plays out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:34 PM (1ZOkK)

746 >>>Someone should sue them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2016 10:29 PM (Ozsfq)<<<



We'll get right on it.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Posted by: ACLU at June 21, 2016 10:35 PM (H9MG5)

747 You misspelled a---h!

You know when I read they released the full transcript reluctantly (because the Muslim part was getting far more notice and play by them leaving it out), at first I shrugged at them translating Allah as "god." After all, that's what the word means; Allah is "god" in Arabic.

But then I realized; its a transcript. Not a translation, not a story being summarized. Its a word for word transcript of an event. And if he said "Allah" then that's what the transcript should say.

If there's a translated part, I can handle it being translated. But saying Allah in the English parts, changing that is just a deliberate attempt to avoid Muslim connotations. And that's just misleading.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 21, 2016 10:36 PM (39g3+)

748 Allah is not God. Allah is the made up sky creature of Mohammed.

Pisses me off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:37 PM (1ZOkK)

749 Milo was saying next time he speaks on campus he wants to make his grand entrance in a burka-a pink one.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at June 21, 2016 10:37 PM (P8951)

750 Because he was fucking Goofy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 10:26 PM


well played

golf clap

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 21, 2016 10:37 PM (KCxzN)

751 749
Milo was saying next time he speaks on campus he wants to make his grand entrance in a burka-a pink one.

Posted by: DonnaV. (Brandishing ampersands) at June 21, 2016 10:37 PM (P8951)


I think he should. Son's campus vet group would welcome it, and it would score points with the lib-leaning LBGT group on campus.
Gotta get the word out to the LIVs about ISIS. Whatever it takes.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:39 PM (1ZOkK)

752 And that's just misleading.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 21, 2016 10:36 PM (39g3+)


Are you impugning the integrity of the DoJ? They were just thoughtfully translating from the "arabic" for you!

Besides in the Obama administration, there is but one g-d, and...!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 10:39 PM (wYnyS)

753 So goofy was gay AND an anti-Semite?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hjfcjyg

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 21, 2016 10:40 PM (hVdx9)

754 How about we ship them to North Korea, where they belong.

Posted by: eman at June 21, 2016 10:34 PM (MQEz6)


I've always said that we should make a deal with those kind of regimes. You send us all of your political dissidents and everyone from your re-education camps, and we'll send you all of our useful idiots and wannabe Party members. Everybody wins! Well, except the snowflakes, but fuck them in particular.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 10:41 PM (J+mig)

755 First they redact.

People complain.

So the release the whole thing, but certain things get treated oddly.

People complain again.

What, they say, you still have complaints.

That's how they roll,

Posted by: eman at June 21, 2016 10:41 PM (MQEz6)

756 If only that shock doc I had the misfortune to have to meet and get to know had been around in Mohammed's day, he might have cured him, and we wouldn't have Islam to day.

Of course, I've learned that the shock doc is one smart dude who knows his shit. He's still scary as hell though. If he had a German accent, it would be perfect.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 10:41 PM (DW+jj)

757 Jane, it would also infuriate the Muslims who always turn out to boo him.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at June 21, 2016 10:41 PM (P8951)

758 Are you impugning the integrity of the DoJ?
---
you can not impugn what does not exist.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2016 10:41 PM (4/aeb)

759 748
Allah is not God. Allah is the made up sky creature of Mohammed.

Pisses me off.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:37 PM (1ZOkK)


Just another of the names the devil is known by. It wasn't God talking to him in that cave...

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 10:42 PM (J+mig)

760 you can not impugn what does not exist.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2016 10:41 PM (4/aeb)


True dat!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 10:43 PM (wYnyS)

761 Remember when NAZIs were snazzy dressers with crisply pressed Hugo Boss uniforms?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 21, 2016 10:43 PM (vBeA5)

762 754
I've always said that we should make a deal with those kind of regimes. You send us all of your political dissidents and everyone from your re-education camps, and we'll send you all of our useful idiots and wannabe Party members. Everybody wins! Well, except the snowflakes, but fuck them in particular.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 10:41 PM (J+mig)


Wow. I think you may be onto something there.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 10:43 PM (sdi6R)

763 761 Remember when NAZIs were snazzy dressers with crisply pressed Hugo Boss uniforms? Posted by: The Political Hat at June 21, 2016 10:43 PM (vBeA5)


It figures that our generation would get the second-hand shop villains.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 10:44 PM (J+mig)

764 Well, I've gotta go to bed. Husband is still with his guys eating hot peppers and drinking beer.

I've set up a big event for his company next month, and learned today I have to cater a funeral reception for 100+ people this weekend.

Thanking God for mine and husband's health, and our son being safe and bravely dealing with his stuff, and grieving for a sweet friend whose husband was only diagnosed with the hell bitch, cancer, a few months ago, and died today.

Death. None of us will escape it. Live life as best you can, and love all those around you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 10:46 PM (1ZOkK)

765 Fun fact:UCI is the closest to me. But UCLA is in my heart

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 21, 2016 10:46 PM (6Ll1u)

766
Who wouldnt fuck goofy? Goofy was hawt!

Posted by: Lorretta Lynch at June 21, 2016 10:47 PM (iQIUe)

767 fuck you bitches, I benched 80 pounds for a set of 5 on Monday


Posted by: Dylan, the millennial ass-hat. at June 21, 2016 10:48 PM (1t2W9)

768 I'm sure someone has said it already, but when I look quickly Dylan looks like Jerry Lewis in the Nutty Professor. He needs to change to Buddy Love stat.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 21, 2016 10:51 PM (MNgU2)

769 Jane, prayers are out for your friends. I am sure you will handle everything with the grace you always show.

Posted by: FCF at June 21, 2016 10:52 PM (kejii)

770
It figures that our generation would get the second-hand shop villains.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party, TEXIT!


The Goodwill Gang

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 21, 2016 10:52 PM (IqV8l)

771 I benched 80 pounds for a set of 5 on Monday

The bare bar doesn't weigh 80 pounds, son.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 21, 2016 10:52 PM (39g3+)

772 On the upside, it's unlikely he would ever reproduce. Seriously, would even a leftwing SJW hag be willing to screw him?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 21, 2016 10:53 PM (+lVUW)

773 Who is this Dylan twerp?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2016 10:53 PM (ANVXm)

774 Who is this Dylan twerp?

That's the thing I don't get. OK he's some leftist with a stupid idea.

And? Lots of stupid people with stupid ideas out there.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 21, 2016 10:54 PM (39g3+)

775 But that's probably okay, because no woman would get within five feet of you without some pressing business reason, or perhaps the $200 on the side-table.

Oh, please. Any self respecting crack whore would demand more than that. Or a blindfold.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 21, 2016 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

776 Gavin McInnis kissed Milo full on, tongue and all, at something they did together. He said he would do anything to piss off Islam.

Milo didn't like his facial hair, or something.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 10:55 PM (DW+jj)

777 In the camps, I get dibs on Dylan, I don't want to f*ck him, but he will be the errand boy.

If you want to f*ck him, I think we can discuss the price at a later time

Posted by: Jake at June 21, 2016 10:56 PM (1t2W9)

778 Yes, fish-mouth is a thing.

https://___ur.com/llek07u

Posted by: rosignol at June 21, 2016 10:56 PM (B7FlU)

779 I benched 80 pounds for a set of 5 on Monday///

We know that's a lie because pounds aren't metric.

Posted by: Willy J. at June 21, 2016 10:56 PM (Yskl0)

780 Jumping to the bottom...

Posted by: Jake at June 21, 2016 10:57 PM (1t2W9)

781 Soylent Green (TM) is Dylan.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2016 10:57 PM (qUNWi)

782 774 Who is this Dylan twerp?
That's the thing I don't get. OK he's some leftist with a stupid idea.
And? Lots of stupid people with stupid ideas out there


Most of us don't get a writing gig though. Maybe because we aint willing to suck a few cocks.

Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2016 10:58 PM (BO/km)

783 Yes, fish-mouth is a thing.

I think its more a facial tick of sneering disbelief and someone saying "gawwwwwwwd" at the world too often

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 21, 2016 10:58 PM (39g3+)

784 Maybe Bob Dylan could write a song about it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 21, 2016 10:58 PM (6Ll1u)

785 Genetically Gaywad.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2016 10:59 PM (qUNWi)

786 Homosexual Omar Mateen...

To the traditional American community it is a diversion but to the MUSLIM community having it exposed that their celebrated Jihadi is a fag must have them spinning.


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 21, 2016 11:01 PM (iV/zR)

787 Nope, he didn't get the gig sucking cocks. Look at that mouth. You'd get an antibiotic resistant urinary tract infection with what's growing in that foul mouth.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 11:01 PM (DW+jj)

788 And that's just misleading.

It is? Oh, thank goodness!

Posted by: The DOJ at June 21, 2016 11:03 PM (jO7js)

789 People werent getting murdered where I live but they were dumping bodies here: 2 latino young men in the street in a residential area and another two a few weeks later on a bike path on the river. I mentioned it to a black friend and he was surprised bc he had not heard of it. Yep, these are just little news blips. He wanted to know why every killing/body dump is a big deal in South Central but the shit in the nicer areas never gets reported. You think it would be the opposite. My friend certainly had a point.

Posted by: Lorretta Lynch


Nextdoor.com is great for this stuff. There were two dead bodies found in my neighborhood last month - nothing from the local press. And you get to post coyote sighting on every lost cat link.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 11:03 PM (Doh4+)

790 So goofy was gay AND an anti-Semite?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hjfcjyg

Don't you talk that way about Goofy!
He was a freakin' GENIUS!!!!

Posted by: Roger Rabbit at June 21, 2016 11:03 PM (rJUlF)

791 Wow. A lot of comments. I was busy watching the Rockies beat the Yankees. Again.
Anywho, I just read that most people who do hiring will only look at a "studies" major just 2% of the time. As opposed to 27% of the time for someone with a STEM major.
So by all means, go spend upwards of a couple of hundred thousand bucks for that studies major and go find two part time jobs, one at Starbucks and the other waiting tables at the local restaurant.
Moron. (And not in the good way)

Posted by: Old Blue at June 21, 2016 11:04 PM (9iR5/)

792 784 Maybe Bob Dylan could write a song about it.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 21, 2016 10:58 PM (6Ll1u)


Maybe this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDC0b7rfK5U

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 11:04 PM (sdi6R)

793 Who is Dylan and how did this galactic-level twerp get invited on TV? For his opinion, no less!

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2016 11:05 PM (jO7js)

794 Wonder if his mama named him "Dylan" in honor of Dylan Klebold?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2016 11:05 PM (GSdpU)

795 I really get an overwhelming Ancient Chinese Royal Court Sycophant vibe from this guy.

Weird Hipster Douchebag Uniform . . . Check

Obviously Ghey . . . Check

Willing to Give All Authority to One "Man" . . . Check

The only thing he's missing is the powdered wig.

What an Obama Throne-Sniffer.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2016 11:05 PM (CS7jF)

796 update on the Twin Fall 5yo girl rape case

The TF chief of PD said he does not care about your skin color, income, religion, ethnicity, you break the law he will find you.

Two of the perps are in custody.

a knife was not used

They are not Syrians
(only because the locals have pushed back enough that there are NO Syrians in TF)

the perps are 7, 10 and 14

The older ones are supposedly Sudanese, and the younger is Iraqi, but that is not confirmed

nobody denied that a rape occurred

Posted by: Jake at June 21, 2016 11:06 PM (1t2W9)

797 80 Are we not men?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (IqV8l)


Beat me to it.

bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. James Xavier at June 21, 2016 11:06 PM (GdFQh)

798 >>>Nope, he didn't get the gig sucking cocks. Look at
that mouth. You'd get an antibiotic resistant urinary tract infection
with what's growing in that foul mouth.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 11:01 PM (DW+jj)<<<

I've never seen anything as bad as Dylan!

Posted by: Colonel Colon (from last night's ONT) at June 21, 2016 11:06 PM (H9MG5)

799 Garden & Gun is a little arch and pretentious, mint juleps on the veranda in your seersucker jacket type stuff, but basically OK. Even though they got the NRA pissed at them because they wouldn't let the NRA place an ad in the magazine.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 21, 2016 11:08 PM (/WPPJ)

800 This guy could be the subject of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qsqLegE1zQ

Posted by: cthulhu at June 21, 2016 11:08 PM (EzgxV)

801 Why is he the color of a dude's money shot? Or a bukake coated face? Or the glass raised by the chick after a 90 minute gang bang?


Posted by: Cactus of Liberty falling deeper into the Abyas at June 21, 2016 11:09 PM (GJnhB)

802 Yeah, the old Duke of Defecation there would see Dylan and think some patient had a really bad night indeed. He would immediately deploy the smell good spray, and dump that thing in the sanitary disposal unit.

And even he would get nightmares over what he just saw.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 11:10 PM (DW+jj)

803 Anyone else following the Greenpeace founder smack down the CO2 crisis myth?

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 11:11 PM (Doh4+)

804 Wow. 800 comments & you're largely still on topic. This guy is a freaking gold mine!

Posted by: Josephistan at June 21, 2016 11:11 PM (7qAYi)

805
Nextdoor.com is great for this stuff. There were two dead bodies found in my neighborhood last month - nothing from the local press. And you get to post coyote sighting on every lost cat link.
Posted by: Jean
------------------

Seriously? I really should move to a more interesting community.
The most exciting thing I read on Nextdoor every other day is (besides "Halp! MyCatGotOutAgain!) that some guy was parked 1/2 mile from the neighborhood playground, and is "probably going to steal our childrens!" (Dude was eating lunch under a shade tree 9n his lunch break).

Posted by: Chi at June 21, 2016 11:12 PM (K7J5Z)

806 799 Garden & Gun is a little arch and pretentious, mint juleps on the veranda in your seersucker jacket type stuff, but basically OK. Even though they got the NRA pissed at them because they wouldn't let the NRA place an ad in the magazine.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 21, 2016 11:08 PM (/WPPJ)


Was really surprised to see it for sale at a local Whole Foods here in NorCal. Didn't pick it up, but I did follow an online link to some sort of Southern product awards they put on, and I've been coveting this expensive carbon steel fry pan ever since. Probably won't ever get it, just look it up every 4 months or so and drool.

Posted by: Splunge at June 21, 2016 11:12 PM (iMxBJ)

807 Notice he's trying really hard to grow some facial fescue. Thinks it makes him look cool. Actually, it makes him look testosterone deprived. This man has no dick.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 21, 2016 11:12 PM (9iR5/)

808 The cob's must be making book on how long they can run the b/4 ONT before it's boycotted.


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 21, 2016 11:13 PM (iV/zR)

809 Anywho, I just read that most people who do hiring will only look at a "studies" major just 2% of the time.

And, then only she includes a hot pic in resume.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 11:13 PM (Doh4+)

810 Idiocracy x10 plus pajama boy. Stock up on ammo. Or throat punches.

Posted by: Infidel at June 21, 2016 11:14 PM (zn/Le)

811 It's time for a national conversation about getting rid of decorative plants in professional offices.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2016 11:14 PM (0mRoj)

812 805 Seriously? I really should move to a more interesting community.
The most exciting thing I read on Nextdoor every other day is (besides "Halp! MyCatGotOutAgain!) that some guy was parked 1/2 mile from the neighborhood playground, and is "probably going to steal our childrens!" (Dude was eating lunch under a shade tree 9n his lunch break).
Posted by: Chi at June 21, 2016 11:12 PM (K7J5Z)


Yeah. Mine has a lot of "people drive too fast through our streets" and "what was that helicopter?" Sometimes it's invaluable, though. "People going through unlocked cars for valuables at 3 in the morning. Lock your car!"

Posted by: Splunge at June 21, 2016 11:14 PM (iMxBJ)

813 Nextdoor.com: any website that wants my email upfront does not want my participation.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 21, 2016 11:14 PM (iV/zR)

814 Garden & Gun is a little arch and pretentious, mint juleps on the veranda in your seersucker jacket type stuff, but basically OK. Even though they got the NRA pissed at them because they wouldn't let the NRA place an ad in the magazine.
Posted by: Skookumchuk
-------------

I dropped it. Just too pretentious for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2016 11:14 PM (ANVXm)

815 >>>You'd get an antibiotic resistant urinary tract infection with what's growing in that foul mouth.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 11:01 PM (DW+jj)

*looks down at crotch*

Damn.......Hey, ValJar, could you see if Walter Reed would be okay if I swung by there for a "surprise inspection" before we hit the links? Like, really, really EARLY in the AM??

Posted by: Barry HUSSEIN 0Bola, part-time POTUS at June 21, 2016 11:14 PM (xcF3W)

816 link to the pan? Ive bought two recently that I'm nit happy with.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 11:15 PM (Doh4+)

817 anyone Binged this ass-hat

Posted by: Jake at June 21, 2016 11:15 PM (1t2W9)

818 Nextdoor.com: any website that wants my email upfront does not want my participation.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt
-------------

My reaction also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2016 11:15 PM (ANVXm)

819 Short hair with bangs???

I've gone back to the "SEC Flip" and "longer thicker shaggy hair" also called bed head or a mop head. My kid loves it. Chicks have always dug it.


This dude does not have what it takes to pull it off.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty dodging Dylan's idea of water at June 21, 2016 11:15 PM (GJnhB)

820 It's time for a national conversation about getting rid of decorative plants in professional offices.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2016 11:14 PM (0mRoj)


#TriffidLivesMatter

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood Triffid at June 21, 2016 11:16 PM (vBeA5)

821 It's time for a national conversation about really bad hairstyles.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2016 11:16 PM (0mRoj)

822 >>>The cob's must be making book on how long they can run the b/4 ONT before it's boycotted.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 21, 2016 11:13 PM (iV/zR)<<<




You want the ONT.


You'd settle for NoNT.


You'll get YokoNT.

Posted by: the ONTease at June 21, 2016 11:16 PM (H9MG5)

823 I am thinking I should pick up an ar15 or 2.

Someone selling a complete lower nearby for 250. Thinking that's worthwhile to have. Just because.

Posted by: blaster at June 21, 2016 11:17 PM (2Ocf1)

824 OhNoYoko, Yieeeeee!!!

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 21, 2016 11:17 PM (iV/zR)

825 816 link to the pan? Ive bought two recently that I'm nit happy with.
Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 11:15 PM (Doh4+)


Sure. http://preview.tinyurl.com/zzs442p

Drool.

Posted by: Splunge at June 21, 2016 11:17 PM (iMxBJ)

826 I try very hard to not to mock private individuals with "issues", but sometimes it is difficult...

This poor soul, however, with his somewhat less than than manly deportment and demeanour deserves some prodding, if only because he is a representative admonitory example of what too many of America's men have become!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 21, 2016 11:17 PM (kP16F)

827 >>>804 Wow. 800 comments & you're largely still on topic. This guy is a freaking gold mine!
Posted by: Josephistan at June 21, 2016 11:11 PM (7qAYi)

Heh.

Posted by: Trump RULEZ, NeverTrumpers suck pee-pee! at June 21, 2016 11:18 PM (xcF3W)

828 I blame Ken Burns for these little boy haircuts.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at June 21, 2016 11:18 PM (P8951)

829 If I had a pussy, I would not let this guy with that mouth eat it.



He looks like he make take it literally, which is scary.


Vaginas quivering everywhere in this case is a terrible thing Dylan.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty dodging Dylan's idea of water at June 21, 2016 11:18 PM (GJnhB)

830 Splunge @ 812

I swear, a Nextdoor thread could be an epic event here.
I got banned a few months back for calling a Moderator a "cat lady."
Apparently, he didn't appreciate that too much.

I've already told some good stories on the morning threads.

Posted by: Chi at June 21, 2016 11:18 PM (K7J5Z)

831 P.A.N. - Nextdoor.com: any website that wants my email upfront does not want my participation.


Yup.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 21, 2016 11:18 PM (/WPPJ)

832 I want my...

I want my...

I want my

O

N

T

Posted by: The Overnight Hat at June 21, 2016 11:19 PM (vBeA5)

833 does it have to be a real email?

Posted by: Jake at June 21, 2016 11:20 PM (1t2W9)

834
I've gone back to the "SEC Flip" and "longer thicker shaggy hair" also called bed head or a mop head. My kid loves it. Chicks have always dug it.

The Ish Kabibble look.

http://tinyurl.com/zp7b7o7

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 21, 2016 11:20 PM (IqV8l)

835 It's time for a national conversation about my asshole neighbor who lets his kids run around in my backyard. Get off my lawn, you little bastards!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2016 11:20 PM (0mRoj)

836 Nextdoor.com: any website that wants my email upfront does not want my participation.

---
throw away e-mail addy....

#ProblemSolved

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2016 11:20 PM (4/aeb)

837 Aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiggghhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: YokoBono at June 21, 2016 11:20 PM (xcF3W)

838 >>>does it have to be a real email?
Posted by: Jake at June 21, 2016 11:20 PM (1t2W9)<<<



Always have a throwdown.

Posted by: some crooked cop at June 21, 2016 11:21 PM (H9MG5)

839 Recently, nextdoor turned me onto two dead bodies, a police involved death at a park I walk too, a community meeting about a RSO who was going around giving kids balloon over their fences from a bike path, and a stealth move by the county to move a homeless shelter into the neighborhood 'temporarily'. Worth a burner email address.

None of which were even mentioned by the WaPo or local Falls Church Press (Pravda).

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 11:21 PM (Doh4+)

840 Just got back from Friday, BREXIT is happening folks, sell sell sell

Posted by: Tyme Travailler at June 21, 2016 11:21 PM (Jh20h)

841 I believe I made the perfect Moscow Mule.

Yum.

Posted by: blaster at June 21, 2016 11:22 PM (2Ocf1)

842 821 It's time for a national conversation about really bad hairstyles.
Posted by: Insomniac
-----------------
We have already discussed "haircutting at home for cheapskates," and I WILL NOT be mocked again, sir.
OK. I probably will be. Next time I cut my hair...

Posted by: Chi at June 21, 2016 11:22 PM (K7J5Z)

843 841 I believe I made the perfect Moscow Mule.
Yum.
Posted by: blaster at June 21, 2016 11:22 PM (2Ocf1)


Recipe or it didn't happen.

Cock n Bull?

Posted by: Splunge at June 21, 2016 11:22 PM (iMxBJ)

844 It's time for a national conversation on just how retarded the notion of a "national conversation" is.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2016 11:23 PM (0mRoj)

845 Shitty hipster hairdos :

This dudettes bangs.

Man buns

And, worst of all: filthy disgusting white guy dreds

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at June 21, 2016 11:23 PM (P8951)

846
Separated at birth?

https://i.yt___.com/vi/BdMOE0Gf5EI/maxresdefault.jpg

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2016 11:24 PM (LuZz8)

847 I say we let Dylan take away all the guns he personally manages to seize directly from their owners. I hear rural Texas is full of firearms. Go get em, cowboy.

Posted by: PabloD at June 21, 2016 11:25 PM (GP2ST)

848 A splash of Roses lime.

1.5 oz Burnett vodka

6 oz Barrits ginger beer

Let the ice melt just enough.

Yum.

Posted by: blaster at June 21, 2016 11:25 PM (2Ocf1)

849 842 821 It's time for a national conversation about really bad hairstyles.
Posted by: Insomniac
-----------------
We have already discussed "haircutting at home for cheapskates," and I WILL NOT be mocked again, sir.
OK. I probably will be. Next time I cut my hair...
Posted by: Chi at June 21, 2016 11:22 PM (K7J5Z)

I used to do that. Electric clippers, #5 guard. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2016 11:25 PM (0mRoj)

850
Lemme try that again.

Separated at birth?

http://tinyurl.com/jnj9xsj

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2016 11:25 PM (LuZz8)

851 It's time for a national conversation

Sure thing, I'll start. Feel free to join the conversation when you agree with me...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 21, 2016 11:26 PM (ZxmMG)

852 >>>It's time for a national conversation about really bad hairstyles.

Posted by: Insomniac<<<




When I'm President everyone will have to wear a hairstyle similar to mine. Kinda like they have to do with the little guy in North Korea. It'll be follicly fantastic. Really terrific. We'll make America's Hair Great Again.

Posted by: D. Trump at June 21, 2016 11:26 PM (H9MG5)

853 Splurge, splurge is right. Love that two handled one. I'm in Charlottesville all the time ... One of the ones I dont like -- was 125, so 150 doesn't seem too bad for handmade stuff.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 11:27 PM (Doh4+)

854 Also , second of these mules and watching Rizzoli and Isles (don't judge me!) but I think Sasha Alexander is yummy too.

Posted by: blaster at June 21, 2016 11:27 PM (2Ocf1)

855 ONT! Giddyap, little corgis!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2016 11:27 PM (0mRoj)

856 ONT is up

Posted by: Country Singer at June 21, 2016 11:27 PM (GUBah)

857 ont

!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jake at June 21, 2016 11:28 PM (1t2W9)

858 Make America GreatClips Again!

Posted by: Chi at June 21, 2016 11:29 PM (K7J5Z)

859 Holy crap, Hilary Swank made The Transition???

Posted by: boomstick at June 21, 2016 11:30 PM (ulKZj)

860 834
I've gone back to the "SEC Flip" and "longer thicker shaggy hair" also called bed head or a mop head. My kid loves it. Chicks have always dug it.

The Ish Kabibble look.

http://tinyurl.com/zp7b7o7
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 21, 2016 11:20 PM (IqV8l)

Nooooo!!!!! The southern Frat Shag longish and wavy from the humidity.

http://tinyurl.com/jyqq9d5

Perfect picture of the southern style.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty floating into the Abyss wity the Frat Shag at June 21, 2016 11:39 PM (GJnhB)

861 Sven,
The 608 or 607? I've always thought the 608 looked like a bad movie prop or something but the 607 looked like it would make a neat little SBR. short A1 extendable buttstock and the shorty triangle handguards, there was a company I bookmarked a while back that was making alot of repro stuff for the 607, but I'll be damned if I can find it now.

Posted by: Bob in Houston-TEXIT! at June 21, 2016 11:44 PM (b7AU3)

862 I wish we "conservatives" practiced constant unremitting lawfare the way the progs do, but the judicial system is stacked against us and we don't get funded by the government, so...

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2016 10:32 PM (wYnyS)


Also, most of us are hindered by our belief that the legal system is not the proper venue to resolve political disagreements.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 22, 2016 12:03 AM (RTU0E)

863 Heh, we're having a measurable 'National Conversation'; 300M+ of us are buying guns and a shit ton of ammo.

Posted by: Jean at June 22, 2016 12:13 AM (Doh4+)

864 On the plus side, Dylan holds the record for fewest hits ever on eHarmony.

Posted by: Michael Haz at June 22, 2016 07:27 AM (x9jNY)

865 Looks like Lurch. Not John Kerry, but Lurch.

Posted by: Ned Reid at June 22, 2016 09:09 PM (Nnmy9)

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