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Eye Update

Well, apparently I'm healing snowly, but I am healing. When they do PRK, they scrape away your epithelial layer of your lens. Then they laze your cornea. The epithelial has to yeal itself closed, and it does so like a hurricane going backwards, healing from the outside in.

I think that's why my vision gets briefly sharp when I put in artificial tears -- the liquid fills in the missing part of my epithelial, and for one or two eyeblinks, I have 20/25 vision.

I'm mostly closed but not completely.

I had a weekend of decent vision -- not good, but okay -- and today I've gone backwards into poor vision. But I'm told that kind of fluctuation is normal, too.

Still not there yet, and it's still almost impossible to read, but I'm told this is just slower-than-normal and that one of these days I'm going to have a sudden leap in clarity.

One of these days.

Meanwhile -- is the left creating a Climate of Hate that impelled this fellow traveller to come to Las Vegas in order to assassinate Donald Trump?

Funny how only political speech the left doesn't like can be charged with creating these so-called Climates of Hate.

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM




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Posted by: Mallfly's House of Kittens and Cheese at June 20, 2016 06:33 PM (qSIlh)

2 Heal faster Ace!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 20, 2016 06:33 PM (jR7Wy)

3 Try watching pron.

Apparently, flesh tones on LCD have a regenerative effect on eyeball tissue.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 06:35 PM (ptqRm)

4 This doesn't sound like a ringing endorsement

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2016 06:35 PM (d9qXV)

5 Eye watering stomp.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2016 06:36 PM (9mTYi)

6 Well Trump deserves death threats because..... Hateful!

Posted by: donna at June 20, 2016 06:36 PM (O2RFr)

7 there is no such thing as "routine" surgery

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2016 06:36 PM (4/aeb)

8 Ace and cobloggers, I clicked on Mis Hum's link at the top of the sidebar and IMMEDIATELY got a ransom ware virus.

I shut off the shiny new laptop and am on the old one.

Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2016 06:36 PM (1ZOkK)

9 >>I'm mostly closed but not completely.


Try Poise Pads.

Works for me.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 20, 2016 06:36 PM (snYm7)

10 Come on, what leftist would ever hurt a politician?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2016 06:37 PM (OkKDg)

11 Trump caused the guy to try to shoot him. If he would step aside we can have the golden age of Hillary.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 20, 2016 06:37 PM (IqV8l)

12 Follow what they order Ace, rest if you need. The cobs do a fantastic job.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2016 06:37 PM (d9qXV)

13 Was the 29 year old who wanted to assassinate Trump a Bernie Supporter or a Hillary Supporter?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 20, 2016 06:37 PM (rmw+9)

14 well can you beat that.

anyway, this is a good opportunity to practice your touch typing, because God only knows if I were a rich businessman I'd want a touch typist, tee hee

Posted by: Mallfly's House of Kittens and Cheese at June 20, 2016 06:37 PM (qSIlh)

15 >>One of these days.


#2Weeks

Posted by: Dr. Garrett at June 20, 2016 06:37 PM (snYm7)

16 This was an American doctor, right Ace?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2016 06:37 PM (m9HtY)

17 Oops. Nancy Pelosi sock off

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2016 06:37 PM (rmw+9)

18 I'm mostly OPEN, but not INCOMPLETELY.

Posted by: Ace 2.0 at June 20, 2016 06:38 PM (3b9U4)

19 Whatever you had, I won't. What a shitter.


Repost from below:

Got some education today. Little gas-powered EZ-GO wouldn't move yesterday. Hauled it town today to an old fashioned mechanic we've used for years. Tells me its got a centrifugal clutch......it and the motor have to work together building AND engaging or neither work. Sum bitch. Motor won't rev because it's feeling no resistance and clutch is non-responsive.


Then we worked around on his old Massey-Harris project for a while.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 06:38 PM (9ym/8)

20 More Trump-related Violence!!!!

Posted by: CNN at June 20, 2016 06:38 PM (OkKDg)

21 Ace, wishing you an even speedier recovery. One of the things I would fear the most would be losing my eyesight.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 20, 2016 06:38 PM (9iR5/)

22 In PRK, you see what I want you see.

Posted by: Kim Jong-il at June 20, 2016 06:38 PM (9mTYi)

23 Hope you get to seeing better soon, Ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2016 06:38 PM (3ZoRf)

24 Rub some dirt on it and walk it off.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2016 06:38 PM (snYm7)

25 The eyes have it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 06:38 PM (Nwg0u)

26 "This was an American doctor, right Ace?"



It said so.

Right there on the coupon.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 06:38 PM (ptqRm)

27 Ace and cobloggers, I clicked on Mis Hum's link at the top of the sidebar and IMMEDIATELY got a ransom ware virus.

I shut off the shiny new laptop and am on the old one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2016 06:36 PM


This does not ispire me with confidence as I am shopping for a new computer and agonizing over the decision. It was my hope that a new machine would be immune to such exploits.

Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 06:39 PM (Ckzgk)

28
You got no human race!

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 06:39 PM (dL71y)

29 "This was an American doctor, right Ace?"


Si.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 06:39 PM (9ym/8)

30 Snowly I turned ...

Posted by: Sid Fields at June 20, 2016 06:40 PM (Hn+CM)

31 #8: i went to the link w/ no problem, but, then again, i run NoScript, with a default setting of "Draconian", so that might be the difference.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2016 06:40 PM (4/aeb)

32 You should try Books on Tape.

Posted by: George Costanza at June 20, 2016 06:40 PM (snYm7)

33 Ace and cobloggers, I clicked on Mis Hum's link at the top of the sidebar and IMMEDIATELY got a ransom ware virus.
-----------

Hey... these eye operations don't pay for themselves ya know.

Posted by: Ace's Bills at June 20, 2016 06:41 PM (9mTYi)

34 "Snowly I turned ..."


Snowshoe, by snowshoe.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 06:41 PM (9ym/8)

35 re 8: might have been scare-ware. I've gotten them a few times. double a click a file like a word doc and see if it opens. If it does, you just need to kill the program, maybe run anti-virus. It's because of things like that that I play it safe and only look at pron at the office.

Posted by: Mallfly's House of Kittens and Cheese at June 20, 2016 06:41 PM (qSIlh)

36
remember EISCHIED?

Posted by: Mister Magoowing Plover at June 20, 2016 06:42 PM (dL71y)

37 Yep. As folks have been saying ever since his enemies went full-Godwin on Trump - if they really believe he's a future Fuhrer, they are justified in using violence to stop him. More, they are obligated to do so. Ideas have consequences.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at June 20, 2016 06:42 PM (elRy4)

38 So, what's the under/over on there being another attempt at the RNC conventioin?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 20, 2016 06:42 PM (vBeA5)

39 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2016 06:36 PM (1ZOkK)

It doesn't look like it was the BearingArms site that gave you the virus.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo -- Am Yisrael Chai at June 20, 2016 06:43 PM (Zu3d9)

40 An attack on Trump isn't hate-hate after all!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 06:43 PM (wYnyS)

41 You should try Books on Tape.
Posted by: George Costanza
-------------

Tape? You mean like Scotch tape? A book on Scotch tape? WTH? That's just stupid.

Posted by: Millennials at June 20, 2016 06:43 PM (9mTYi)

42 Get better, Ace.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 06:44 PM (J+mig)

43 35
re 8: might have been scare-ware. I've gotten them a few times. double a
click a file like a word doc and see if it opens. If it does, you just
need to kill the program, maybe run anti-virus.



It was pretty nasty. Recorded voice telling me to call a number or my hard drive would be wiped out "in five minutes."


I called the damned number, knowing it was bullshit, and got a dotted Indian sounding douche. Told him he was a douche and hung up.


Husband is on his way home and will see WTF he can do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2016 06:44 PM (1ZOkK)

44 http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/doj-releases-full- transcript-shows-orlando-shooter- pledged-allegiance-to-islamic-state/article/2594380

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2016 06:45 PM (bwW5v)

45 I don't think I could ever contemplate having surgery on both eyes at once unless it was an emergency situation.

Posted by: JEM at June 20, 2016 06:45 PM (o+SC1)

46 Get well soon, Ace!

Good thing you had this done now because, soon, we'll all be on Obamacare and nobody will be able to afford surgery. Millions will be forced to get surgery in back alleys with coathangers. Surgeons will be escorted to hospitals by the military to prevent mobs from stealing them to perform private surgeries...

Posted by: Justonecomment at June 20, 2016 06:46 PM (beJFh)

47 For years I have been trying to find a good documentary on World War I. Results have been, mixed.

When one of them used an 8 year old Belgian child's drawings and writing (in crayon) as evidence of German brutality, I turned it off.

Any suggestions?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2016 06:46 PM (3ZoRf)

48 I have a feeling that the football is going to hit Marsha's nose, and who is gonna play Davy Jones?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2016 06:46 PM (6Ll1u)

49 I tried downloading adblockplus from the google supplied site and got what was identified as a trojan dropper by malwarebytes.

So this obsolete old wreck is now locked down so tight that 90% of the internet doesn't work for me, at all.

I'm really trying to get off the 'net but I have a few accounts I would like to keep, and they demand I get a new computer.

Sigh.

Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 06:46 PM (Ckzgk)

50 OT?

Senate rejects gun control background check measures

http://hill.cm/ZxL1KN9

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 20, 2016 06:46 PM (vBeA5)

51 {{( o )TEXIT( o )}}

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 06:46 PM (xVgrA)

52 Jane - Well, dammit, stop visiting those Albanian porn sites. Those guys are all hairy apes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2016 06:46 PM (9mTYi)

53
I called the damned number,

NEVER call the number!!

Download malwarebytes, free version, and run a scan.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 06:46 PM (dL71y)

54 I wish you well on your recovery.

I also had PRK - felt like somebody was standing on my eyeballs for about 4 days. My vision was about right after a month - had to wear sunglasses for about a year. Ten years or so out, vision is still very good.

Posted by: Don at June 20, 2016 06:47 PM (x/usf)

55 Is anybody demanding that Her Thighness or Debbie Washerwoman-Schmiltz denounce all this anti-Trump violence and hate?

If not, somebody needs to get in the game.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2016 06:47 PM (OkKDg)

56
Any suggestions?


I don't think there is a good one.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2016 06:47 PM (lKyWE)

57 Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2016 06:45 PM (bwW5v)

Surely, that can't be right. I didn't see any reference to the NRA or bible thumpers in the transcript, Guess I better wait until the next re-issue!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 06:47 PM (wYnyS)

58 Hope the eyes are healed soon Ace. The cobs have been great but I miss your insights.

Posted by: Palerider at June 20, 2016 06:47 PM (dkExz)

59 My LASIK surgery did not go flawlessly. Circa 2001.

In the LASIK I had, they were supposed to cut a flap of cornea, fold it back, ablate with the laser, and then flip the flap back into place. By creating a "hinge", rather than completely removing the front of the cornea and then trying to place it back after the laser ablation, the correction for astigmatism and things was better because the orientation of that piece was held in place better.

Dunno if that makes sense.

Anyway, the doctor had a hard time getting the "flap cutter" to stick to my eyeball, and he had to change a fitting. Don't know if that was the issue, but it cut all the way through.

Which, not the end of the world. Thats the way original LASIK was done. But my doc got completely wigged out and then would not do my second eye, not until the first one healed.

Well, it did not heal great, not for a long time. Vision was cloudy cloudy cloudy, and was not correctable--I did not have astigmatism, or spherical correction, that they could measure and correct. It was just blurry as crap.

Meanwhile, I could not see. My spherical correction was over 9 diopters, which is a ton. I could not wear a contact in my not-yet-LASIK'd eye because that would change it's geometry and mess up the surgery. But if I wore my glasses (with one lens poked out) I got two images of what I was trying to see. One relatively clear (as corrected by my glasses) one blurry (from the slowly healing eye) but, and this is the fun part, the images were different sizes.

This has to do with the physical size of the image on the retina after the light has been "refocused" by the lens of the glasses out in front of the eye.

It was maddening. I could not read, or work on a computer. I also could not take a month off from work, as time stretched out. Eventually the doc gave me a modified contact prescription to put in my not-yet-fixed eye, and that made the overlapping images very nearly the same, and I could work most of a day with that.

Second surgery went great, if you don't count the fact that the anesthetic didn't work and I very much felt the "flap" being cut in my second eye. Knowing your eye is being operated on is a pretty good motivation to hold still even as it's being sliced. But not fun.

Second surgery was a great success. I never got to 20/20 in the first eye (my right) and it would get dry for the next 10 years or so. But I'm left eye dominant (but right handed, which makes shooting fun), and that eye is 20/20 or better, so win. I never think about it anymore unless someone brings up eye surgery.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2016 06:47 PM (FnuZG)

60 Somebody just get smoked?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 06:48 PM (9ym/8)

61 Pro-Tip: The artificial tears are supposed to be medicine for your eyes, not miracle grow for your genitalia.

Posted by: Fritz at June 20, 2016 06:48 PM (f40FU)

62 58 Hope the eyes are healed soon Ace. The cobs have been great but I miss your insights.

And snark... miss the snark...

Posted by: donna at June 20, 2016 06:48 PM (O2RFr)

63 Be patient, Ace. Let yourself heal.

NOT THAT YOU CAN SEE THIS! :-D

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at June 20, 2016 06:48 PM (t5zYU)

64 It was a 19 year old British youth trying to kill an American politician. Time to toss the hate-mongering British 'comedians' out of the country.

I mean seriously, wtf? Reverse the details. American youth trying to influence a British election? With a gun?

They'd have their knickers wedged so far up their assholes they wouldn't be able to shit for weeks.

Posted by: Lice Wags at June 20, 2016 06:49 PM (ZnIt3)

65 Is anybody demanding that Her Thighness or Debbie Washerwoman-Schmiltz denounce all this anti-Trump violence and hate?
----------

They think that violence against anyone who does not support Hill/Democrats is justifiable and proper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2016 06:49 PM (9mTYi)

66 Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 06:46 PM (Ckzgk)

LINUX Mint runs reasonably well even on an older computer!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 06:49 PM (wYnyS)

67 Any suggestions?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2016 06:46 PM (3ZoRf)


Give up?



Oh, you meant helpful suggestions. My bad.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2016 06:49 PM (FnuZG)

68 Would-be Trump Assassin, Five Fast Facts You Need to Know:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h664bnx

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2016 06:49 PM (OkKDg)

69 NOT THAT YOU CAN SEE THIS! :-D

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at June 20, 2016 06:48 PM (t5zYU)

Everybody yells at Ace!

He's blind...not deaf!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo -- Am Yisrael Chai at June 20, 2016 06:49 PM (Zu3d9)

70
Does sleep, i.e., having your eyes closed, help the healing process, Ace?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 06:49 PM (iQIUe)

71 Dang, Jane. That is awful.

We had a pipe burst over the weekend, complete with weekend plumber rates, and I would still take that over what you went through.

And good for you for calling the guy a douche. But watch your bank accounts, etc, like a hawk. These spermdribbles play nasty.

Posted by: Moki at June 20, 2016 06:50 PM (ezHMO)

72 >> its got a centrifugal clutch......it and the motor have to work
>> together building AND engaging or neither work. Sum bitch.
>> Motor won't rev because it's feeling no resistance and
>> clutch is non-responsive.

I don't get that.

Centrifugal clutches are a series of weighted shoes retained by some combination of springs, counterweights, and linkage. Most are pretty simple.

Their engagement is purely a function of engine RPM, and the engine's ability to handle the load at speed as the clutch starts to bite.

Does the engine rev normally to the speed where you'd expect the vehicle to start moving? Does the clutch engage too soon? Does it engage abruptly and stall the engine? Does it just not engage?

Posted by: JEM at June 20, 2016 06:50 PM (o+SC1)

73 Any suggestions?


Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2016 06:46 PM (3ZoRf)


Eh....you could stand to lose a few pounds.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo -- Am Yisrael Chai at June 20, 2016 06:50 PM (Zu3d9)

74 For years I have been trying to find a good documentary on World War I. Results have been, mixed.

When one of them used an 8 year old Belgian child's drawings and writing (in crayon) as evidence of German brutality, I turned it off.

Any suggestions?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2016 06:46 PM (3ZoRf)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s94KJKlong

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 20, 2016 06:51 PM (vBeA5)

75 Use to drive me crazy when a pal could see which bus/streetcar was coming when I could barely see the vehicle at all. He had better than 20/20 vision.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 06:52 PM (iQIUe)

76 i'd just like to point out that if the cop hadn't had a firearm, the kid never could have tried to take it away...

stop gun violence: Disarm the Police!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2016 06:52 PM (4/aeb)

77 The wannabe assassin was a foreigner. But, as Foreigner would say, he was a Dirty White Boy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 20, 2016 06:52 PM (R+30W)

78
"Ace, heal thyself."

-- Mr. Magoo

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 06:52 PM (dL71y)

79 For years I have been trying to find a good documentary on World War I. Results have been, mixed.

When one of them used an 8 year old Belgian child's drawings and writing (in crayon) as evidence of German brutality, I turned it off.

-
Probably Hew Strachan's First World War which I quite liked, including the Belgian child's drawings.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 06:52 PM (Nwg0u)

80 Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2016 06:47 PM (FnuZG)

That eye surgeon "Oops!" happened to my daughter, but she recovered and is glad she did it.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 06:52 PM (wYnyS)

81
It was a 19 year old British youth trying to kill an American politician. Time to toss the hate-mongering British 'comedians' out of the country.

Comedians? David Cameron just went off on an unhinged rant against Trump along with the new muzzie Mayor of London

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2016 06:52 PM (lKyWE)

82 Time to toss the hate-mongering British 'comedians' out of the country.

Oh, please let Ricky Gervais get snarky with an unamused cop...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2016 06:52 PM (OkKDg)

83 71
Dang, Jane. That is awful.



We had a pipe burst over the weekend, complete with weekend plumber
rates, and I would still take that over what you went through.



And good for you for calling the guy a douche. But watch your bank accounts, etc, like a hawk. These spermdribbles play nasty.

Posted by: Moki at June 20, 2016 06:50 PM (ezHMO)


This afternoon has gone to shit quickly. I'm sitting here angry and freaking out. Can't wait for husband to get home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2016 06:53 PM (1ZOkK)

84 Most assuredly assured Ace's eyes will be tip-top in no time flat.

Posted by: Dr. xyui[s;,,e at June 20, 2016 06:53 PM (CFc5L)

85 I'm guessing two weeks on that type of healing, Ace.
May your clarity be all you hope it can be, literally and figuratively. Not seeing temporarily, although still agonizing, may be revealing.

Bright side:
-can't read infuriating nonsense from our leadership.
-eye rest

Posted by: Orange Mule at June 20, 2016 06:53 PM (9JNzm)

86 When ever I see a lefty making death threats on twitter, I try to report them. But most of the time twitter wont even accept a complaint. I think once the person making the threat locks their acct, you cant complain. So, the threat stands and the acct doesnt get suspended.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 06:53 PM (iQIUe)

87 I was a leftist H8er before it was fashionable.

Posted by: Lee Harvey at June 20, 2016 06:53 PM (k8tEg)

88 Oh, yeah, and you probably already know this, but taking large amounts of vitamin C helps keep your lenses from hazing over during recovery.

Posted by: Don at June 20, 2016 06:54 PM (x/usf)

89 Me too. And an Islamist.

Posted by: Sirhan Somebody at June 20, 2016 06:54 PM (k8tEg)

90 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2016 06:46 PM (3ZoRf)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s94KJKlong

-
I loved that although I question some of the details.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 06:54 PM (Nwg0u)

91 87 I was a leftist H8er before it was fashionable.
Posted by: Lee Harvey at June 20, 2016 06:53 PM

Wrong! You were a right winger... That's what they're still trying to tell us...

Posted by: donna at June 20, 2016 06:54 PM (O2RFr)

92 For years I have been trying to find a good documentary on World War I.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTTDHHkQSFY

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2016 06:55 PM (OkKDg)

93 LINUX Mint runs reasonably well even on an older computer!


---

I went through a five year stage where I had Debian Unix running on old hardware ('386) until even that wouldn't run any more.

I'm not climbing that learning curve again, and all my applications are Windows based, and I'm not going to migrate my personal files, and go through the screaming fits that Unix/Linux clones give me when I'm trying to make the machine do something.

Ben Dare, Don Hat, ain't going there again.




Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 06:55 PM (Ckzgk)

94 You don't say....

"Malik said he saw Mateen most recently in January where they discussed politics and Mateen mentioned liking Hillary Clinton, while Malik supported Bernie Sanders."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-mosque-omar-mateen-reported-fbi-article-1.2680959

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 20, 2016 06:55 PM (0LHZx)

95 "A federal officer confirmed Monday that the man arrested at a Donald Trump rally in Las Vegas on Saturday had tried to steal an officer"

Wow. Why is this they first we are hearing of this?

Posted by: Lauren at June 20, 2016 06:56 PM (E/vjf)

96 >> I mean seriously, wtf? Reverse the details. American youth
>> trying to influence a British election? With a gun?

Right now there is a sort of related situation, the guy who drained the blood out of a female British MP last week bought some how-to-make-a-zip-gun flyer from a US right-wing-crank source some time ago.

He did not, in fact, use anything like that in the crime, one report said it was a sawed-off shotgun (he attacked her first with a knife, when someone else tried to wrestle him off he pulled out the gun) but I'm trying to figure out what kind of sawed-off shotgun would allow him to put three rounds in the victim.

Posted by: JEM at June 20, 2016 06:57 PM (o+SC1)

97 So the attempted assassin of trump was a brit? I blame Cameron for all his hate speech against trump...

Posted by: donna at June 20, 2016 06:57 PM (O2RFr)

98 Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 06:55 PM (Ckzgk)

Understand perfectly, but Mint isn't Debian. The application differential stuff will drive you crazy though!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 06:58 PM (wYnyS)

99
"Malik said he saw Mateen most recently in January where they discussed politics and Mateen mentioned liking Hillary Clinton, while Malik supported Bernie Sanders."


Come on, Trump, pick that one up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2016 06:58 PM (OkKDg)

100 I loved that although I question some of the details.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 06:54 PM (Nwg0u)

Yeah, it looks like they might have gotten some of the little details wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2016 06:58 PM (3ZoRf)

101 Per Iowahawk - Let's face it: when you continually compare somebody to Hitler, you're tacitly endorsing assassinating them.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 20, 2016 06:59 PM (9iR5/)

102 "We had a pipe burst over the weekend,"


I'll say this. A weekend plumber....or electrician....or locksmith...or whatever is worth whatever they charge. You're inconvenienced. They're off the clock but willing to show up. It's their weekend too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 06:59 PM (9ym/8)

103 We are the only legitimate USDOJ-approved h8ers.

Posted by: The Left at June 20, 2016 07:00 PM (Tyii7)

104 Why is this they first we are hearing of this?

Posted by: Lauren at June 20, 2016 06:56 PM (E/vjf)

All Only the news you need to know!

Posted by: W Smith, MiniTrue Spokesman at June 20, 2016 07:00 PM (wYnyS)

105
Cameron, the fascist corporatist sell-out, is so desperate to stay in the EU he'll team up with the muslims radicals!

This is fucking insane.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 07:00 PM (dL71y)

106 Cameron, the fascist corporatist sell-out, is so desperate to stay in the EU he'll team up with the muslims radicals!

This is fucking insane.

If the Brits fall for this they'll get what they deserve...

Posted by: donna at June 20, 2016 07:01 PM (O2RFr)

107 Would-be Trump Assassin, Five Fast Facts You Need to Know:

-
He'd been planning it for over a year and he didn't have a weapon or any idea better than charge the stage?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 07:01 PM (Nwg0u)

108 When one of them used an 8 year old Belgian child's drawings and writing (in crayon) as evidence of German brutality, I turned it off.


Aetius, I've been reading Norman Davies' Rising 44, which talks about the various German occupations of Poland prior to 1939. All accounts indicate that they were very humane, that they treated the Poles well, and actually had some beneficial infrastructure and administration created that they had the Poles take over.

That was one of the reasons the Poles (and Polish Jews) were essentially obliterated in 1939 and onward-they expected the Germans to behave as they before, and were blind-sided by Hitler and the Nazi's vicious determination to get rid of them all.

It is also why Jan Karski's reports of the atrocities in the concentration camps were ignored in Britain and the US-the leaders, such as FDR, Cordell Hull, and others assumed it was the false atrocity stories of WWI, and refused to believe them, until the evidence was so incontrovertible, they had to believe. I believe it's one of the major reasons it took the allies so long to deal with the concentration camps and the asylum for European Jews.

Posted by: Moki at June 20, 2016 07:01 PM (ezHMO)

109 Hi Ace,
I didn't realize you had PRK - no one has that anymore. I did. The healing was torture and so now I understand what you've been going through.

I explained it to someone once - the first day was like I had giant logs in my eyes. The 2nd day they were sticks. The 3rd day was more like toothpicks.

The remained of the time, the pain didn't register as much, but yes, I got excellent at putting in eyedrops while walking down the street. It took 6 months before they felt normal and even now, (after 10 years) I don't rub one of my eyes due to some weird pain that happens when I do.

They gave me that bull about being "unusual" as a healer too. I am still not sure I buy it.

BUT - every single day I am grateful to have had this done!! Every day. Not just some days.
Would I have it done again if i needed it to be done again? - no way in hell. But you will love this!! Congratulations

(ps - my doc tells me that prk has proven to be the better procedure over lasik)

Posted by: Terri at June 20, 2016 07:02 PM (i53qy)

110 Yeah, the Hew Strachan 10 part series is exceptionally well done. Beautifully filmed, too.

PBS did one back i 1996 which was utter lefty crap.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 07:02 PM (iQIUe)

111 not a touch-typist, eh?
dyslexics untie and all that
good for ya, Ace, rest and relaxation, etc.

Posted by: micky at June 20, 2016 07:02 PM (o5vMc)

112
"A federal officer confirmed Monday that the man arrested at a Donald Trump rally in Las Vegas on Saturday had tried to steal an officer"

What would you do with one?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 20, 2016 07:02 PM (IqV8l)

113 John Oliver is a brit comedian responsible for the hatred and possible assassination attempt upon Donald Trump.

Trump should sue his ass into a six floor walkup in a heavily Muslim section of London.

Posted by: Lice Wags at June 20, 2016 07:02 PM (ZnIt3)

114 >>He'd been planning it for over a year and he didn't have a weapon or any idea better than charge the stage?


He's British. The accent hides the fact that they are mostly daft.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2016 07:02 PM (snYm7)

115 The left is a culture of hate.

No need to create what already exists. If someone tried to assassinate the Hildabeast, her SS detail would probably let them through.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2016 07:03 PM (ej1L0)

116 If the Brits fall for this they'll get what they deserve...
Posted by: donna at June 20, 2016 07:01 PM (O2RFr)

That could pretty much be the refrain for the whole world the past 60 or so years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2016 07:03 PM (3ZoRf)

117 This snowflake's plan was to learn to use a gun by firing 20rnds at a casino; then steal a gun from a cop using some lame excuse about signing an autograph; and then somehow closing on Trump and shooting him.

Genius.

Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2016 07:03 PM (Doh4+)

118 59 My LASIK surgery did not go flawlessly. Circa 2001.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2016 06:47 PM (FnuZG)


I'm sticking with glasses.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

119 117 This snowflake's plan was to learn to use a gun by firing 20rnds at a casino; then steal a gun from a cop using some lame excuse about signing an autograph; and then somehow closing on Trump and shooting him.

Genius.

Because the hysteria has made Trump the anti-Christ as opposed to the actual one sitting in the WH...

Posted by: donna at June 20, 2016 07:04 PM (O2RFr)

120 110 Yeah, the Hew Strachan 10 part series is exceptionally well done. Beautifully filmed, too.

PBS did one back i 1996 which was utter lefty crap.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 07:02 PM (iQIUe)

I actually have the Hew one on dvd. I just got turned off because the child's drawings seemed kind of cheap when looking for a more personal angle for the historical events. Might give it a try again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2016 07:05 PM (3ZoRf)

121
I'll say this. A weekend plumber....or electrician....or locksmith...or whatever is worth whatever they charge. You're inconvenienced. They're off the clock but willing to show up. It's their weekend too.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 06:59 PM (9ym/

Oh amen to that, honey! We were so very grateful that he came out we fed him, gave him a tip, and thanked him profusely. We couldn't handle the problem ourselves, and we know that his expertise was worth every penny.

Posted by: Moki at June 20, 2016 07:05 PM (ezHMO)

122 Saw where there were votes on 4 different gun control bills today and everyone of them failed.They don't even try to hide their intentions anymore.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2016 07:05 PM (DIhU5)

123 117 This snowflake's plan was to learn to use a gun by firing 20rnds at a casino; then steal a gun from a cop using some lame excuse about signing an autograph; and then somehow closing on Trump and shooting him.

Genius.
Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2016 07:03 PM (Doh4+)

Patton or Rommel would be stunned by his brilliance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2016 07:05 PM (3ZoRf)

124 We demoKKKrats aren't violent, we are merely eliminating BadThink by direct means! Have you H8rs made the required daily obeisance to our philosopher-king 0bama and His Designated Successor Hillary yet?

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of BartlesJamesboro at June 20, 2016 07:06 PM (+iRBQ)

125 Saw where there were votes on 4 different gun control bills today and everyone of them failed.They don't even try to hide their intentions anymore.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2016 07:05 PM (DIhU5)


#Soon

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 07:06 PM (wYnyS)

126 "A federal officer confirmed Monday that the man arrested at a Donald Trump rally in Las Vegas on Saturday had tried to steal an officer"

What would you do with one?



Cut line at Krispy Creme?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:06 PM (1YQBD)

127 122 Saw where there were votes on 4 different gun control bills today and everyone of them failed.They don't even try to hide their intentions anymore.

Voting on gun control on the day of the Terrorists transcripts being released is a brilliant maneuver, all be it accidental I'm sure...

Posted by: donna at June 20, 2016 07:06 PM (O2RFr)

128 That child was exceptionally intelligent and kept a journal where he both wrote and drew what he saw, e.g., people starving, people being deported to germany, the krauts requisitioning homes and throwing 95 year old people out on the street with nothing. The boy later became a priest and a resistance member in WW2.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 07:07 PM (iQIUe)

129
Cut line at Krispy Creme?


Park in the handicap spaces?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2016 07:07 PM (lKyWE)

130 Limey-boy's plan had just one fatal flaw - it was utterly, hopelessly stupid.

He's lucky he didn't get himself killed reaching for the officer's sidearm.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at June 20, 2016 07:07 PM (elRy4)

131
today's German lesson:

fliegen -- to fly

ich fliege
du fliegst
er/sie/es fliegt
wir fliegen
ihr fliegt

I fly
You fly
He/she flies
We fly
They fly

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 07:07 PM (dL71y)

132
The votes on today's gun control amendments:

Grassley Amendment failed 53-47. Sen. Joe Donnelly (D-IN) joined Republicans, while Sens. Mark Kirk (R-IL) and Cory Gardner (R-CO) broke ranks to join Democrats.

Murphy Amendment to expand background checks fails 56-44 vote. Sen. Mark Kirk (R-IL) joined Democrats, while Sens. Joe Manchin (R-WV), Jon Tester (D-MT), and Heidi Heitkamp (D-ND) broke ranks and voted with the Republicans in opposition.

Cornyn Amendment that would require law enforcement to be notified of a gun purchase from someone on a terror watch list fails 53-47. The amendment would also empower the attorney general to block that sale for up to three days pending a review. Sens. Joe Donnelly (D-IN) and Joe Manchin (D-WV) were the two Democratic yeas. Sens. Susan Collins (R-ME), Jeff Flake (R-AZ) and Mark Kirk (R-IL) were the GOP nays.

Feinsteins no-fly, no-buy amendment that would bar people on terror watch lists from buying guns, despite the lack of due process of law, goes down in a 53-47 vote. Republican Sens. Kelly Ayotte (R-NH) and Mark Kirk (R-IL) joined Republicans, while Sen. Heidi Heitkamp (D-ND) broke with Democrats to vote against the measure.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 20, 2016 07:07 PM (kdS6q)

133 It is also why Jan Karski's reports of the atrocities in the
concentration camps were ignored in Britain and the US-the leaders, such
as FDR, Cordell Hull, and others assumed it was the false atrocity
stories of WWI, and refused to believe them, until the evidence was so
incontrovertible, they had to believe. I believe it's one of the major
reasons it took the allies so long to deal with the concentration camps
and the asylum for European Jews.


Let's not forget a healthy dose of antisemitism amongst Great Britain's aristocracy/ruling elite.

Posted by: My 2 cents at June 20, 2016 07:07 PM (Tyii7)

134 Top Five Signs You May Have Made a Poor Choice of Eye Surgeon:

1) Works out of a cube van behind a defunct bowling alley.
2) "Diploma" actually states that he is a member of the Optimist Club.
3) Has a barrel of white canes by the front door with a "Free. Take One." sign.
4) Free LASIK with purchase of large two-topping pizza.
5) Accepts payment in Bitcoin, EBT, or Valu-Rite vodka.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at June 20, 2016 07:08 PM (T2E1C)

135 This snowflake's plan was to learn to use a gun by firing 20rnds at a casino; then steal a gun from a cop using some lame excuse about signing an autograph; and then somehow closing on Trump and shooting him.
---------
Well, you know how easy it is to get a gun in the US......with the gun show loophole. Why didnt he just buy one out of a car trunk in the parking lot at a gun show???/sarc/

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:08 PM (xVgrA)

136 Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 06:58 PM

I have gimp and the only thing I can do with it is resize images, and for a long time that was the only use I had for it until the resize option became available in other packages.


I watched a youtube demo of some guy doing some amazing stuff with gimp, stuff you would do with photoshop, but don't get me started on Adobe either.

And Microsoft applications are not much better. Right now I'm using image editing software from Nikon and even that has me screaming at the computer on occasion.

When I went from MSDOS, to Windows 1.0 I actually called Microsoft to scream at them about reverting to Egyptian Hieroglyphica was not an improvement.

You might conclude that I am resistant to change.

Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 07:08 PM (Ckzgk)

137 So the Muslim Orlando shooter supported Hillary and then shot up a gay bar. I'm baffled here.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2016 07:08 PM (CFc5L)

138
Also, hope Mark Kirk takes a nighttime stroll on Alligator Beach.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 20, 2016 07:08 PM (kdS6q)

139 Posted by: Moki at June 20, 2016 07:05 PM (ezHMO)

Protip: Try to find a really honest competent plumber/HVAC by word of mouth and have their numbers on speed-dial for when something bad happens

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 07:09 PM (wYnyS)

140
Listen: the DREAM of the Left right now as I write this 'ment is:

For a wacko white christian to buy a gun and ******** Trump.

You know I'm right, too.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 07:09 PM (dL71y)

141
btw, the German word for 'eye' is auge.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 07:09 PM (dL71y)

142 We must forever put an end to the things that go up.

Posted by: Mark Smirk at June 20, 2016 07:10 PM (Tyii7)

143 "ich fliege
du fliegst
er/sie/es fliegt
wir fliegen
ihr fliegt

I fly
You fly
He/she flies
We fly
They fly "


Lufthansa?


*Air Guild*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 07:10 PM (9ym/8)

144 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 20, 2016 07:07 PM (kdS6q)
It just a Broadway show.

Posted by: Golfman at June 20, 2016 07:12 PM (48QDY)

145 Well. Music biggies are asking Congress for help in stopping you tube. Because people are being exposed to their music without first paying tribute in the form of cash.

They want the catastrophe known as DMCA expanded...and I'm sure Ryan will help them out.

I'd prefer to see Congress return copyright law to it's original state.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 20, 2016 07:12 PM (CHQEC)

146 Limey-boy's plan had just one fatal flaw - it was utterly, hopelessly stupid.

-
I have a cunning plan.

- Baldrick

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 07:12 PM (Nwg0u)

147 Listen: the DREAM of the Left right now as I write this 'ment is:
For a wacko white christian to buy a gun and ******** Trump.
You know I'm right, too.


Their nightmare is for a wacko minority to buy a gun and vote for Trump.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 20, 2016 07:12 PM (T/cxb)

148 How do we know this isn't SkyNet?

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2016 07:12 PM (e3bId)

149 Mark Levin is gonna have a coronary on his radio show one of these days, lol.

Posted by: Blano at June 20, 2016 07:12 PM (EHmWo)

150 128 That child was exceptionally intelligent and kept a journal where he both wrote and drew what he saw, e.g., people starving, people being deported to germany, the krauts requisitioning homes and throwing 95 year old people out on the street with nothing. The boy later became a priest and a resistance member in WW2.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 07:07 PM (iQIUe)

A valid point to the trustworthiness of the source. My hesitation is just from a professor in college pointing out that first person sources, while invaluable, also tend to be the most unreliable. You are getting the sources bias unfiltered, and taking it as gospel can be tricky without corroboration. Since the show used primarily this child's writing to relate the events in Belgium (probably for impact), it seemed a bit hinky to me. I am not questioning the kid's veracity, merely the documentary for focusing so heavily on it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2016 07:12 PM (3ZoRf)

151 Wir fahr’n fahr’n fahr’n auf der Autobahn

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 20, 2016 07:12 PM (IqV8l)

152 "snowflake's plan was to learn to use a gun by firing 20rnds at a casino; then steal a gun from a cop using some lame excuse about signing an autograph; and then somehow closing on Trump and shooting him.
"

Dumbass

Posted by: Lauren at June 20, 2016 07:13 PM (E/vjf)

153 "It just a Broadway show."


Whatcha see?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 07:13 PM (9ym/8)

154 >>How do we know this isn't SkyNet?

The typos.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2016 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

155 Let's not forget a healthy dose of antisemitism amongst Great Britain's aristocracy/ruling elite.
Posted by: My 2 cents at June 20, 2016 07:07 PM (Tyii7)


Aye, there was quite a bit of that.

Posted by: Moki at June 20, 2016 07:13 PM (ezHMO)

156 >>>130 Limey-boy's plan had just one fatal flaw - it was utterly, hopelessly stupid.

He's lucky he didn't get himself killed reaching for the officer's sidearm.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at June 20, 2016 07:07 PM (elRy4)

What can I say? Coppers in Britain usually like it when I grasp their "weapons", eh, Wot?

Posted by: Limey-Boy the wannabe Trump-Killer at June 20, 2016 07:13 PM (+iRBQ)

157 Well, apparently I'm healing snowly, but I am healing. When they do PRK, they scrape away your epithelial layer of your lens. Then they laze your cornea. The epithelial has to yeal itself closed,

Snowly? Yeal? There's something almost Lewis Carroll-like about that. Even half-blind, Ace is still a great writer.

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2016 07:13 PM (7qAYi)

158
Fun Fact:

The number of non-Defense Department federal officers authorized to make arrests and carry firearms (200,000) now exceeds the number of U.S. Marines (182,000).

http://tinyurl.com/hy474dl

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 20, 2016 07:13 PM (kdS6q)

159
Their nightmare is for a wacko minority to buy a gun and vote for Trump.

Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 07:13 PM (dL71y)

160 Tim Cook fundraising for...Paul Ryan ? interesting

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2016 07:13 PM (c6/9Q)

161 135 - Yeah all numb nut had to do was declare he was a terrorist, get the Terrorist loophole to buy ant firearm he desired then proceed to go through the deed. And if he would have thought ahead he shouts
Allinatthe Snakbar and he would have been locked up as a mental case, out on release in a couple of years.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2016 07:14 PM (d9qXV)

162 RK -

Spacing Guild.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at June 20, 2016 07:14 PM (elRy4)

163 A close relative of mine, a #nevertrumper, relayed these startling 'facts' to me today:

Donald Trump killed his parents in a fire. So he could inherit, of course.
(Never mind that his dad died at age 93 of pneumonia)

Donald has filed for personal bankruptcy multiple times.
(Vanity Fair, among others, denies this ever happened)

He's gonna get us into a war.
(Haven't they all?)

That was all I could bear. Fortunately, this relative has never voted and probably never will, but it is an interesting look at the kind of stuff circulating out there. And as I debunked each claim, it made no difference at all.

And so it goes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 20, 2016 07:14 PM (gyKtp)

164 I'm sticking with glasses.
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 07:04 PM (sdi6R)


Well, I have those again too.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2016 07:14 PM (FnuZG)

165 Those votes were too close for comfort.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

166 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 20, 2016 07:07 PM (kdS6q)

Those were rather close votes.

So I guess the FBI and CIA will be visiting ignoring red flags with stars and a crescent to tacitly facilitate the next attack and the subsequent gun grabbing vote.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2016 07:14 PM (rmw+9)

167 He'd been planning it for over a year and he didn't have a weapon or any idea better than charge the stage?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 07:01 PM (Nwg0u)


Amateur...

Posted by: Bill Ayers at June 20, 2016 07:14 PM (vBeA5)

168 This snowflake's plan was to learn to use a gun by firing 20rnds at a casino; then steal a gun from a cop using some lame excuse about signing an autograph; and then somehow closing on Trump and shooting him.

He's like MacGyver with a massive head injury.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2016 07:15 PM (OkKDg)

169 Cornyn Amendment that would require law enforcement to be notified of a gun purchase from someone on a terror watch list fails 53-47.



Can't wait to primary him.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:15 PM (1YQBD)

170 One word:


"farfegnugen."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 07:15 PM (9ym/8)

171 I would like to know if Limey Assassin Hipster is here legally.

It would be hilarious if he wasn't.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2016 07:16 PM (OkKDg)

172 will be visiting=Will be busy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2016 07:16 PM (rmw+9)

173 >> I'm not climbing that learning curve again,

Household infrastructure around here involves two CentOS VMs and a Windows Server 2013 VM running in VMWare ESXi, a Synology DS412+ box, and a few Windows desktops, still Win7 until Mister Softee really comes up with a reason for me to change.

Posted by: JEM at June 20, 2016 07:16 PM (o+SC1)

174 I am not questioning the kid's veracity, merely the documentary for focusing so heavily on it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2016 07:12 PM (3ZoRf)

==========
It didnt. The doc is 10 hrs long. And the Belgium episode also focused on the shootings and atrocities that the kid had nothing to do with.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 07:17 PM (iQIUe)

175 158- un f in believable

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2016 07:17 PM (d9qXV)

176
Donald Trump killed his parents in a fire. So he could inherit, of course.
(Never mind that his dad died at age 93 of pneumonia)

Donald has filed for personal bankruptcy multiple times.
(Vanity Fair, among others, denies this ever happened)

He's gonna get us into a war.
(Haven't they all?)



All true! And Trump is Mussolini! And Fettucini! And he's Vermicelli, too!

But, hey, wanna buy some window blinds? How about some Sherries Berries?

Posted by: Glenn Beck at June 20, 2016 07:17 PM (dL71y)

177 " Those votes were too close for comfort."

No shit. Arbitrary placement on a government "watch list" and, zap, rights out the window.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 07:17 PM (9ym/8)

178 I'm sticking with glasses.

-
Glasses, mugs, cops, champagne flutes, as long as they'll hold alcohol.,

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 07:17 PM (Nwg0u)

179 The man with a plan has been watching too much TV.

Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 07:17 PM (Ckzgk)

180 Oh let's not let off those on the "right" who have been saying Orange Toupee Weasel is worse already than Hillary or Hitler or a simple "South American Strong Man" hat tip Brad Thor.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 20, 2016 07:17 PM (g8Hfr)

181 Jeh Johnson of Homeland Security can't be reached for a comment on the votes. He has to get ready for Salat al-maghrib-the after sunset prayers

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2016 07:19 PM (rmw+9)

182 "The number of non-Defense Department federal officers authorized to make arrests and carry firearms (200,000) now exceeds the number of U.S. Marines (182,000)."


*cough*police state*cough*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 07:19 PM (9ym/8)

183
Those votes were too close for comfort.
Posted by: rickl



In this case, needed 60 votes to pass, so there was wiggle room. Probably why more GOPe jellybacks didn't cross over. Wasn't going to be close enough.

The Feinstein bill, rather than amendment. is getting submitted tomorrow and is the most immediate danger. Don't know when they plan to vote on that one.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 20, 2016 07:20 PM (kdS6q)

184 He is one of the Brexit group.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2016 07:21 PM (iONHu)

185
We should start a fake (but real) web page about all the Republicans for Hillary Clinton.

George Bush (who cares if he is or not).
Jeb Bush
Mitt Romney
etc.

We'll list all the Republicans who have been hated by the Left who are now just.like.them. and love Hillary Clinton. Let's fuck with the Left.

Posted by: Glenn Beck at June 20, 2016 07:21 PM (dL71y)

186 169
Cornyn Amendment that would require law enforcement to be notified of a
gun purchase from someone on a terror watch list fails 53-47.







Can't wait to primary him.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:15 PM (1YQBD)


I'm actually thinking about running against him. No idea how I'd even go about getting started, but somebody's gotta.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 07:21 PM (J+mig)

187 Cornyn Amendment that would require law enforcement to be notified of a gun purchase from someone on a terror watch list fails 53-47.



Can't wait to primary him.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:15 PM (1YQBD)

God I hope so. But by whom?

Posted by: Blano at June 20, 2016 07:22 PM (EHmWo)

188 So the evil white supremacist republicans have managed to block common sense gun control laws.

The next Islamic attrocity will be on the GOP because they blocked supreme leader's plan to keep us all safe.

Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 07:22 PM (Ckzgk)

189
Just think of all the Lefties we can confuse and piss off with bumper stickers such as Mitt Romney for Hillary!

George Bush [hearts] Hillary Clinton!

Posted by: Glenn Beck at June 20, 2016 07:23 PM (dL71y)

190 Feinsteins no-fly, no-buy amendment that would bar people on terror watch lists from buying guns, despite the lack of due process of law, goes down in a 53-47 vote.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 20, 2016 07:07 PM (kdS6q)

We are a hair's breadth away from the loss of the republic. If they can rationalize suspension of due process over a manufactured threat, they can rationalize anything. Just like the Nazis did.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2016 07:23 PM (DIhU5)

191 >>Those votes were too close for comfort.

That was all kabuki. Nobody really expected those amendments to pass. We've been down this path before and everyone knew who was going to vote for what in an election year.

A couple Republicans in Blue or Purple states were allowed to vote for gun control but only because there were enough votes to make sure the amendments didn't pass.

But it would be helpful to not lose the Senate.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2016 07:23 PM (/tuJf)

192 "God I hope so. But by whom?"


I'd vote for Ronald McDonald. Any of them.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 07:23 PM (9ym/8)

193 >>>Those votes were too close for comfort.
.
.
.
.Those votes were planned in advance. Notice how the Dems in rural States voted against almost everything? Fig leaf protection for their next election.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2016 07:23 PM (iONHu)

194 The best eye related discovery I ever made was Zenni optical.

Posted by: Lauren at June 20, 2016 07:23 PM (E/vjf)

195 "I'm actually thinking about running against him. No idea how I'd even go about getting started, but somebody's gotta."


Seriously?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 07:24 PM (9ym/8)

196 Ace, they told you probably not to look down or pick up anything heavier than your codzack until your eyes heal, right? For instance, no way could you have moved the two low tech (lead component) 25" screen televisions like Great-GranPa Eromero did today. Probably have blown out your eyeballs and you'd never have the pleasure of looking down at your codzack again. In fact, it was touch and go for me to move them heavy bitches. But here I sit pecking at this keyboard with ladies college gymnastics on. The pictures are so fantastic, you can see everything!!!!

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2016 07:24 PM (zLDYs)

197 187 Cornyn Amendment that would require law enforcement to be notified of a gun purchase from someone on a terror watch list fails 53-47.

Can't wait to primary him.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:15 PM (1YQBD)

God I hope so. But by whom?
-----------
Didn't work in 2014 unfortunately. I voted against corny but it didn't help.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:25 PM (xVgrA)

198 I'm actually thinking about running against him. No idea how I'd even go about getting started, but somebody's gotta.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 07:21 PM (J+mig)

I'd love to help.

Posted by: Blano at June 20, 2016 07:25 PM (EHmWo)

199
I'd vote for Ronald McDonald. Any of them.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill


Mayor McCheese has experience!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 20, 2016 07:25 PM (IqV8l)

200
Sorry, the bill is from Sen Collins, not Feinstein. It's bi-partisan ect.

One does tend to confuse the two.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 20, 2016 07:25 PM (kdS6q)

201 Ace" Feel better soon!

P.S. Slight clarification--in PRK, we scrape the epithelium off the cornea, rather than the lens. Lasik and PRK operate on the cornea, while cataract surgery replaces the lens (behind the pupil).

Wishing you a rapid 20/15 recovery!

Posted by: EyeSurgeon at June 20, 2016 07:25 PM (+v12A)

202 Can't wait to primary him.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:15 PM (1YQBD)

God I hope so. But by whom?
Posted by: Blano



At this point, I don't care.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:26 PM (1YQBD)

203 Didn't work in 2014 unfortunately. I voted against corny but it didn't help.
Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:25 PM (xVgrA)

In 2014 he had a shit opponent plus was still able to pretend he was anti Obama.

Not any more.

Posted by: Blano at June 20, 2016 07:26 PM (EHmWo)

204 That was all kabuki. Nobody really expected those amendments to pass.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2016 07:23 PM (/tuJf)

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: Monty Python at June 20, 2016 07:26 PM (DIhU5)

205 I'm going to vote for Trump, because he's the lesser of two evils. But all the pussy-cramped Trump supporters who whined and moaned and pouted throughout the Romney and McCain campaigns, and still whine about them today, have no credibility when they call for unity.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 20, 2016 07:27 PM (2cS/G)

206 Nothing wrong with Mayor McCheese. Yet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 07:27 PM (9ym/8)

207 195
"I'm actually thinking about running against him. No idea how I'd even go about getting started, but somebody's gotta."





Seriously?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 07:24 PM (9ym/


Just a dream at this point, but if I can figure out how to move it closer to reality, I might just do it. I don't have much money, I don't have name recognition, and I'm just some IT guy with no political experience aside from hanging out here every day...

But I am serious when I say that someone's got to stop him, and if nobody that inspires any confidence steps up to the plate, I'm going to have to figure it out and get it done. It's basically the Zorg Principle at this point. "If you want something done right, do it yourself."

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 07:28 PM (J+mig)

208 Lol, a bunch of 'rons getting together and knocking of Cornyn, what a great time that would be.

Posted by: Blano at June 20, 2016 07:28 PM (EHmWo)

209

Jane Dojo, you still around?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 07:29 PM (dL71y)

210 But I am serious when I say that someone's got to stop him, and if nobody that inspires any confidence steps up to the plate, I'm going to have to figure it out and get it done. It's basically the Zorg Principle at this point. "If you want something done right, do it yourself."
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 07:28 PM (J+mig)

And I was serious about being part of your campaign.

Posted by: Blano at June 20, 2016 07:29 PM (EHmWo)

211 Well, husband got a new anti-virus app up. Back on new computer.

And LOL!

Husband's DC friend sent him a link to a story about the Bernie Bros planning a....WAIT FOR IT!....

FART-IN at the Dem convention.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2016 07:29 PM (1ZOkK)

212 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 07:21 PM (J+mig)

You could probably "bing: in something for "how to run for Congress?" to find out

Do a GoFundMe site. I don't have much but I'd contribute.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2016 07:29 PM (rmw+9)

213 "But I am serious when I say that someone's got to stop him, and if nobody that inspires any confidence steps up to the plate, I'm going to have to figure it out and get it done. It's basically the Zorg Principle at this point. "If you want something done right, do it yourself."

Man, I don't know how much I could help you other than vote for you and send you some munneh. But I'd do both.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 07:30 PM (9ym/8)

214 Everybody yells at Ace!

He's blind...not deaf!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo -- Am Yisrael Chai at June 20, 2016 06:49 PM (Zu3d9)



Well then he's never going to play a mean pinball

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2016 07:30 PM (GILMl)

215
How To Be A Life Coach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjPkwLL77Jw


(this guy is kinda funny, but comedy is only a byproduct -- he's very sharp in his observations. Check out his vids.)

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 07:31 PM (dL71y)

216 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 07:28 PM (J+mig)

What was the name of the poster on here-who ran for office in MA, I think. He could probably help with some suggestions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2016 07:31 PM (rmw+9)

217
199
I'd vote for Ronald McDonald. Any of them.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Mayor McCheese has experience!


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 20, 2016 07:25 PM (IqV8l)


Hamburgler is a Democrat....

Posted by: Boris Badanov at June 20, 2016 07:31 PM (qf6WZ)

218 Sitting at car dealer waiting room, tv was on some anti brexit progtard bs. Normally would never but i got up and changed the channel. Done my part

Posted by: Shiggz at June 20, 2016 07:32 PM (D72rQ)

219 McCheese/McNugget 2016

Posted by: That guy who always says... at June 20, 2016 07:32 PM (Tyii7)

220 Tim Cook fundraising for...Paul Ryan ? interesting

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2016 07:13 PM (c6/9Q)



Well Timmy supports Democrats

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2016 07:32 PM (GILMl)

221 Cato,
I'd contribute and vote for you...and I even live in Texas.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:32 PM (xVgrA)

222
Well, we're boned:

The California House of Representatives has just passed the following gun control bills, sending them to the State Senate, where theyre expected to receive a quick passage. They could be on Governor Browns desk by Friday.

AB 1664 (Levine): Bans common and constitutionally protected firearms that have magazine locking devices.

AB 1673 (Gipson): Redefines firearms to include items that are not firearms.

AB 1674 (Santiago): Bans buying more than one firearm within a 30-day period.

AB 1695 (Bonta): Makes some non-violent misdemeanors punishable by prohibitions on owning firearms.

AB 2607 (Ting): Dramatically expands who can request a Gun Violence Restraining order.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 20, 2016 07:32 PM (kdS6q)

223 McCheese/McNugget 2016

Don't blame me, I voted for Pufnstuf.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2016 07:33 PM (OkKDg)

224 "Hamburgler is a Democrat...."


Well, "burgler" is in his name.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 20, 2016 07:33 PM (9ym/8)

225
What kind of a-hole would hire a life coach?
What kind of a-hole would be a life coach?

It's a match made in Hell. When two a-holes converge...money exchanges hands...the world is a dumber place.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 07:33 PM (dL71y)

226 210 But I am serious when I say that someone's got to stop him, and if nobody that inspires any confidence steps up to the plate, I'm going to have to figure it out and get it done. It's basically the Zorg Principle at this point. "If you want something done right, do it yourself."
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 07:28 PM (J+mig)

And I was serious about being part of your campaign.
Posted by: Blano at June 20, 2016 07:29 PM (EHmWo)


We need some sort of sub-reddits here at the HQ to do some actual organizing.

I will crawl over broken glass to vote against Cornyn. He must go.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2016 07:33 PM (FnuZG)

227 Cornyn needs to go bird hunting with Dick Cheney.

(announcer): "We've replaced Vice President Cheney's 7-1/2 shot dove loads, with a box of Winchester Hi-Speed double-ought buck. Let's see if John Cornyn notices!"

And in Texas, fortunately, dove season does precede the November election. Bonus!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2016 07:34 PM (v5iqM)

228 " lindafell de spair in TEXIT"



This is catching on.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:34 PM (9ym/8)

229 And I was serious about being part of your campaign.

Posted by: Blano at June 20, 2016 07:29 PM (EHmWo)


If I do it, I'll need all the help I can get, and I'll be happy to have ya.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 07:34 PM (J+mig)

230
What kind of a-hole would be a life coach?

Yoga flunkies mostly

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2016 07:35 PM (lKyWE)

231 @222

Well Good. California is going to be our test case. Our patient zero in our Laboratory of Democracy.

All we have to do now is wait forty years and see how it turns out.

Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 07:35 PM (Ckzgk)

232 187 Cornyn Amendment that would require law enforcement to be notified of a gun purchase from someone on a terror watch list fails 53-47.

Isn't that Trump's position only less strict ?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 20, 2016 07:35 PM (MNgU2)

233 Californians get out now! Run away fast! It's not to late to pack everything tonight and be gone by morning.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2016 07:35 PM (d9qXV)

234 Remember that they had a shark problem right before 9/11? Arf arf.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2016 07:35 PM (6Ll1u)

235 230
What kind of a-hole would be a life coach?

Yoga flunkies mostly
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2016 07:35 PM (lKyWE)

People who couldn't hack becoming a LCSW or LMHC.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 20, 2016 07:36 PM (0mRoj)

236 How do state laws override the Bill of Rights? Could states pass laws abrogating freedom of speech, religion, and assembly?

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

237
California is a gold mine for gullible a-holes, eh?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 07:36 PM (dL71y)

238 Hildabeast's gets to pick one Supreme Being Court position the 2nd amendment is a gone.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2016 07:37 PM (d9qXV)

239 So... Breitbart has article on how 'battleground' states are statistically tied.

Yet MSM has paid good money to pollsters to prove Hillary is inevitable. Everywhere.

Hmmm. Who to believe?

Posted by: Lice Wags at June 20, 2016 07:37 PM (ZnIt3)

240 #47 Great War documentary:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3638584/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4

It has absolutely fantastic archival footage showing the real things being discussed and not e.g. grabbing footage of WW2 artillery firing when discussing WWI artillery casualties.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2016 07:38 PM (PLnZs)

241 236 How do state laws override the Bill of Rights? Could states pass laws abrogating freedom of speech, religion, and assembly?

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 07:36 PM (sdi6R)


they did it because the Supremes did not take up the Assault Rifle Ban cases.... thus saying Heller was meaningless...just like the 9th circuit case that said you don't have a right to carry.

Posted by: Boris Badanov at June 20, 2016 07:38 PM (qf6WZ)

242 How do state laws override the Bill of Rights? Could states pass laws abrogating freedom of speech, religion, and assembly?

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 07:36 PM (sdi6R)



Bill of Rights? Constitution? Nothing matters but the liberal agenda

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2016 07:38 PM (GILMl)

243
How To Be An Atheist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS1icEssOUM

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 07:39 PM (dL71y)

244 That's a nice cornea you got there. Shame if anything were to happen to it.

Posted by: Papa Laski at June 20, 2016 07:40 PM (Lw/1M)

245 236 How do state laws override the Bill of Rights? Could states pass laws abrogating freedom of speech, religion, and assembly?
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

In theory such laws would be unconstituonal since the First Amendment is incorporated through the 14th to apply to the states. In practice you have to work it though the appeals process and hope that a) SCOTUS grants certiorari and b) does the right thing with its ruling.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 20, 2016 07:40 PM (0mRoj)

246 I still remember in the later 70's in school they pushed the idea of a living constitution to change with the times.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2016 07:40 PM (d9qXV)

247 168 This snowflake's plan was to learn to use a gun by firing 20rnds at a casino; then steal a gun from a cop using some lame excuse about signing an autograph; and then somehow closing on Trump and shooting him.

He's like MacGyver with a massive head injury.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2016 07:15 PM (OkKDg)

The Mirror Universe MacGyver.

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2016 07:40 PM (7qAYi)

248 " Could states pass laws abrogating freedom of speech, religion, and assembly?"



No, they can't. The Bill of Rights are Golden over all states and territories that join the union and all those in them that are American citizens. Federal Courts and beauraucrats have jumped past that to random persecution.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:41 PM (9ym/8)

249 240 #47 Great War documentary:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3638584/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4

It has absolutely fantastic archival footage showing the real things being discussed and not e.g. grabbing footage of WW2 artillery firing when discussing WWI artillery casualties.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2016 07:38 PM (PLnZs)

Thanks! It appears to be on Youtube. I will check it out after doing the rewatch on the Hew Strachan one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2016 07:41 PM (3ZoRf)

250 I'm keeping an eye out for you.

Posted by: the prostitute in that joke at June 20, 2016 07:41 PM (Lw/1M)

Posted by: Buck Tree-Atey at June 20, 2016 07:41 PM (qmou8)

252 Bill of Rights? Constitution? Nothing matters but the liberal agenda
------------
It's sweet how you still believe in some old paper..sukka!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:41 PM (xVgrA)

253 246 I still remember in the later 70's in school they pushed the idea of a living constitution to change with the times.
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2016 07:40 PM (d9qXV)

If anyone wants to be governed under a "living" Constitution I defy them to go play blackjack in a casino that uses a "living" Book of Hoyle.

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2016 07:42 PM (7qAYi)

254 I hope you feel better soon, and are all healed with much-better vision.

But I am going to miss your typos like crazy--they are epic, evocative, enigmatic, endearing.

Get well soon!

Posted by: barbarausa at June 20, 2016 07:42 PM (h3IJ6)

255 250 I'm keeping an eye out for you.
Posted by: the prostitute in that joke at June 20, 2016 07:41 PM (Lw/1M)

Keep the tip, darlin'.

Posted by: The leper in the other joke at June 20, 2016 07:42 PM (0mRoj)

256 Not a huge Cornyn fan, but NSSF seems ok with his bill, and I was sent this by TSRA today:

"The U.S. Senate is expected to vote today on four gun-related proposals offered as amendments to the Commerce, Justice and Science Appropriations bill. NSSF urges you to call your U.S. Senators' offices to urge them to oppose old and previously defeated gun-control measures now being sponsored under a new anti-terrorism label by Sens. Feinstein, Schumer, Murphy and Booker.

We are all united in wanting to stop terrorism. We must, however, oppose efforts that will do nothing to stop terrorist acts, but that will advance old and previously defeated gun-control measures under a new label while denying due process and Second Amendment rights.

The best measures to protect Second Amendment and due process rights are being introduced by Sens. Cornyn and Grassley. Sen. Cornyn's bill would require a court order for the Justice Department to block gun sales to persons on the problem-plagued terrorist watch. Sen. Grassley's bill would ensure adequate funding and encourage states to submit all appropriate records to the National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS) and not expand the system.

The U.S. Capitol Switchboard is being flooded with calls from both sides of this issue.

Look up your U.S. Senators' office number at www.senate.gov/senators/contact/.
Then dial direct."

Posted by: stace, TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:42 PM (ozZau)

257 I've got to send the link about the Bernie Bros' FART IN plans at the DNC to the HQ.

It's awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2016 07:42 PM (1ZOkK)

258 How do state laws override the Bill of Rights? Could states pass laws abrogating freedom of speech, religion, and assembly?

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

Well Why not!?

The 'Supremes' just recently voted not to hear the cases brought to them where states already outlawed semiautomatic weapons.

If a bunch of liberals in black robes can decide that its OK for the state to sterilize people because they're not up to society's standards, or declare a health care plan a tax just to save it from being shit canned, why would you think they should have any opinion on the constitutionality of a state law that seems blatantly unconstitutional if it doesn't suit their party's narrative?

Posted by: Monty Python at June 20, 2016 07:42 PM (DIhU5)

259 "It's sweet how you still believe in some old paper..sukka!!"



*hangs high*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:43 PM (9ym/8)

260
speaking of atheism, of which I do not subscribe...

last week when that 2 year old boy was swallowed up by an alligator...

it's things like that that test my faith. How can anyone explain that to a parent?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 07:43 PM (dL71y)

261 OFF!!! Stinky MP sock!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2016 07:44 PM (DIhU5)

262 Cornyn Amendment that would require law enforcement to be notified of a gun purchase from someone on a terror watch list fails 53-47.

Isn't that Trump's position only less strict ?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 20, 2016 07:35 PM (MNgU2)

Yes, Trump wants people on the list banned from buying, though he says he'll talk to the NRA about it.

They both had their signals crossed yesterday. Both Trump and LaPierre were walking back statements on various things related to this shooting.

Posted by: stace, TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:45 PM (ozZau)

263 "Hmmm. Who to believe?"

Did Breitbart say Obama was going to win in 2012 or did they talk about skewed polls and say Romney was going to win?

Posted by: Sexypig at June 20, 2016 07:45 PM (UBBWX)

264 It's a cool 104.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 07:46 PM (iQIUe)

265 Mr. Magoo-

Back at cha with comic Tim Hawkins on "Kids' songs at the Atheist mega church" Of course you;d have to know the Sunday school songs and VBS songs he using to parody the atheist songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26nJjNDsbmk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2016 07:46 PM (rmw+9)

266 Stopping at a range to practice shooting on his way to the assassination attempt was good planning.

Failure to practice up on how to avoid being subdued by the police officer after he steals his gun was poor planning on his part.

Maybe he should spend more time in the weight room before he tries that stunt again.

Posted by: Hank at June 20, 2016 07:46 PM (/vqyz)

267 "It's a cool 104. "


It's the heat, not the humidity.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:47 PM (9ym/8)

268 If I do it, I'll need all the help I can get, and I'll be happy to have ya.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 07:34 PM (J+mig)

The idea had crossed my mind too. I even went so far ad to start writing my victory speech, lol.

Posted by: Blano at June 20, 2016 07:47 PM (EHmWo)

269 got a friend what does court security

i was complaining to him about mateen being court security and that deputy reporting him and the fbi dropping the ball etc

he was like yeah it makes me sick blah blah mostly because he thought it reflected bad on his profession.

when i pointed out well shit if a deputy isn't taken seriously why should anyone report anything he didn't answer. i mean, what can you say?

yeah there's going to be more.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 20, 2016 07:47 PM (Cq0oW)

270 256>> The best measures to protect Second Amendment and due process rights are being introduced by Sens. Cornyn and Grassley. Sen. Cornyn's bill would require a court order for the Justice Department to block gun sales to persons on the problem-plagued terrorist watch.

Last time I checked, no dumbass in a robe could suspend due process

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2016 07:47 PM (DIhU5)

271 #240 CORRECTION:

Crap. I was thinking of Hew Strachan's First World War and got it confused with Apocalypse: World War I that was also on Ontario's version of PBS.

I think the one I linked to from IMDB was awful. I stopped watching it in the first five minutes because the thesis was that capitalists conspired to start WWI.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2016 07:48 PM (PLnZs)

272 Home...I am afraid Trump will be shot before this is all over.

And Trump might not be the only one. And the hate driving this is mostly from the left.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2016 07:49 PM (Ozsfq)

273 Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 07:43 PM (dL71y)

I don't think you do explain it to them. You can't. If you know them, you just walk with them, listen to them, cry with them love them and do things like bring them meals.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2016 07:49 PM (rmw+9)

274 OT i don't support burqas they hide all the good parts of women while leaving them a talk hole? Opposite

Posted by: Shiggz at June 20, 2016 07:49 PM (D72rQ)

275 Cold front went through here today. Temperature dropped twenty degrees since yesterday. Will drop another twenty overnight.

Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 07:50 PM (Ckzgk)

276 As I predicted yesterday all 4 votes failed. More Kabuki theater

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2016 07:50 PM (Ozsfq)

277 I will pray for you to have a sudden leap in clarity soon, Ace!

Posted by: Alana at June 20, 2016 07:50 PM (/xv7R)

278
I've got to send the link about the Bernie Bros' FART IN plans at the DNC to the HQ.

http://tinyurl.com/j8buy6o

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 20, 2016 07:50 PM (IqV8l)

279 268
If I do it, I'll need all the help I can get, and I'll be happy to have ya.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 07:34 PM (J+mig)



The idea had crossed my mind too. I even went so far ad to start writing my victory speech, lol.

Posted by: Blano at June 20, 2016 07:47 PM (EHmWo)


I'm going to put some thought into it and research the how. If it looks vaguely plausible, I'll progress to the funding stage, and if that bears fruit, we might just have a thing.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 07:50 PM (J+mig)

280 Okay. I'm watching Apocalypse: World War I on YouTube now to see if it is the same one I was thinking of or if my brain has effed up again. (Maybe the Commie-view one was on PBS and not our one?)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2016 07:50 PM (PLnZs)

281 260
speaking of atheism, of which I do not subscribe...

last week when that 2 year old boy was swallowed up by an alligator...

it's things like that that test my faith. How can anyone explain that to a parent?
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 07:43 PM (dL71y)

I don't think there is any explanation, at least none that would bring any modicum of comfort to the parents.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 20, 2016 07:51 PM (0mRoj)

282
I don't think you do explain it to them. You can't.

No, you can't.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 07:51 PM (dL71y)

283 Dear God make ace's eyes better and send me a million bucks THX.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2016 07:51 PM (qUNWi)

284 Failure to practice up on how to avoid being subdued by the police officer after he steals his gun was poor planning on his part.

-
Serpentine! Serpentine!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 07:51 PM (Nwg0u)

285 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 20, 2016 07:52 PM (KCxzN)

286 Watching show on TLC , Boy With The Giant Hands about a case of gigantism in India. I can barely pay attention to the subject of the show. Only thing I can think of when watching is the nightmare it would be to live in India.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 20, 2016 07:52 PM (MNgU2)

287 Look up your U.S. Senators' office number at www.senate.gov/senators/contact/.
Then dial direct."
Posted by: stace, TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:42 PM (ozZau)

Cornyn should be defending due process and exposing the who's and what's of the watch list, not done silly bullshit about notifying cops.

Kabuki theater, plain and simple.

Posted by: Blano at June 20, 2016 07:52 PM (EHmWo)

288 The little boy being killed by the alligator is not God's fault.

Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 07:53 PM (Ckzgk)

289 Okay. I'm watching Apocalypse: World War I on YouTube now to see if it is the same one I was thinking of or if my brain has effed up again. (Maybe the Commie-view one was on PBS and not our one?)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2016 07:50 PM (PLnZs)

Apocalypse: The second World War is the Smithsonian Station right now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2016 07:53 PM (Ozsfq)

290 today I've gone backwards into poor vision.

So you're saying I've got a chance...

Posted by: Hillary! at June 20, 2016 07:53 PM (oFSUK)

291 Home...I am afraid Trump will be shot before this is all over.



And Trump might not be the only one. And the hate driving this is mostly from the left.

I'm kinda surprised there haven't been attempts yet. I'm sure he's had security around him most of his life though.


Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2016 07:53 PM (qmou8)

292 "Last time I checked, no dumbass in a robe could suspend due process"

Are we sure? Judges and Supremes do weird shit all the time. I could get thrown on a "watchlist" for commenting here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:54 PM (9ym/8)

293 I'm going to put some thought into it and research the how. If it looks vaguely plausible, I'll progress to the funding stage, and if that bears fruit, we might just have a thing.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 07:50 PM (J+mig)

The how can't be hard. It's the pulling it off that's hard.

Will require lots of alcohol I'm sure.

Posted by: Blano at June 20, 2016 07:54 PM (EHmWo)

294 All four bills failing means the Kabuki has just begun. The MFM will be livid and loud for not protecting the safety of Americans by limiting 2nd and 4th amendment rights.

Posted by: Hank at June 20, 2016 07:54 PM (/vqyz)

295 is the left creating a Climate of Hate that impelled this fellow traveller to come to Las Vegas in order to assassinate Donald Trump?

Climate Change We Can Believe In!! ...or something.

Posted by: Teh Leftz at June 20, 2016 07:55 PM (9mTYi)

296 So it took the Brit would be assassin 1 f'ing year to come up the this plot: "Swipe gun from security guard. Shoot Trump."

You know that's not exactly a "Day of the Jackal" level plot.

And how would a Brit know how to fire a gun? Has he ever even held a gun in his hand? I thought shooting accurately would be easy until I actually tried to do it. I'll bet he thought it would be as easy as point and pull trigger like they do in the movies.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 20, 2016 07:55 PM (P8951)

297 it's things like that that test my faith. How can anyone explain that to a parent?

=====

there's no explanation for a parent. with any death there's nothing to be done but love the one lost and love God, even so.

i could do that larger sense thing but I'll leave it there

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 20, 2016 07:55 PM (Cq0oW)

298 there is no such thing as "routine" surgery

Especially not on my freaking eyeballs!

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2016 07:56 PM (9mTYi)

299
The Necessary War with Sir Max Hastings is pretty good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU1HzdhEPbw

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 07:56 PM (iQIUe)

300 When a white man defends himself, it's a hate crime. When a white man is murdered, it's an act of compassion and patriotism to the revolution.


Posted by: Cialis Viagra at June 20, 2016 07:56 PM (1ijHg)

301 The MFM will be livid and loud for not protecting the safety of Americans by limiting 2nd and 4th amendment rights.
Posted by: Hank at June 20, 2016 07:54 PM (/vqyz)

Ya mean like it's been for the Last 6 years? So no change? Got it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2016 07:56 PM (Ozsfq)

302 #280 Yeah. I know that's the crappy one. However, it might have good 'video' footage in it so maybe watch it with the sound turned off!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2016 07:56 PM (PLnZs)

303 I'm going to put some thought into it and research the how. If it looks vaguely plausible, I'll progress to the funding stage, and if that bears fruit, we might just have a thing.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 07:50 PM (J+mig)

You'll have to wear pants. And act respectable. But mostly, you'll have to wear pants.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2016 07:57 PM (DIhU5)

304 there is no such thing as "routine" surgery

Especially not on my freaking eyeballs!

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2016 07:56 PM (9mTYi)
..................

Yeah, they seem kind of squishy and may pop all of a sudden.

Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpanski at June 20, 2016 07:57 PM (HgMAr)

305 Cato, I'm with you in the ETEX area. Just say when.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2016 07:59 PM (zLDYs)

306 We should all start carrying our assault rifles around just cause it makes lefty's pee their pants.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:59 PM (xVgrA)

307 "Dear God make ace's eyes better and send me a million bucks THX."


Suck up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:59 PM (9ym/8)

308 I'm running a chromebook that also runs Crouton. I think Linux should be the official world operating system. Bernie is right we have too many. Eric Schmidt will be Technology Czar and he will give us all the backoors we want.

Posted by: joe biden at June 20, 2016 07:59 PM (Lw/1M)

309
Jeremy Paxman's 4 episode Britain's Great War is also excellent. Paxman is also a conservative.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 08:00 PM (iQIUe)

310 306 We should all start carrying our assault rifles around just cause it makes lefty's pee their pants.
Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:59 PM (xVgrA)

Just be aware that there are cops who will order you to the ground at gunpoint for doing so, regardless of legality in your state.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 20, 2016 08:00 PM (0mRoj)

311 272 Home...I am afraid Trump will be shot before this is all over.

And Trump might not be the only one. And the hate driving this is mostly from the left.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2016 07:49 PM (Ozsfq)


Don't forget the globalists. They're not about to stand for their plans being derailed by mere elections and public opinion.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

312 You'll have to wear pants. And act respectable. But mostly, you'll have to wear pants.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2016 07:57 PM (DIhU5)


Maybe I'll wear a kilt and just let that be the elephant in the room until somebody mentions it. Nobody does that. It'll be memorable.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 08:01 PM (J+mig)

313 I am aware of that, I live in frickin Austin, TEXIT.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 08:01 PM (xVgrA)

314 I've come to tell you what I see. There are great darknesses. Farther than time itself. And beyond the darkness... a light that glows, changes... and in the center of the universe... the eye that sees us all.

Posted by: Dr. James Xavier at June 20, 2016 08:02 PM (GdFQh)

315 So, what is Venezuela doing to dig itself out of the hole?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 08:02 PM (iQIUe)

316 I've come to tell you what I see. There are great darknesses. Farther than time itself. And beyond the darkness... a light that glows, changes... and in the center of the universe... the eye that sees us all.
Posted by: Dr. James Xavier at June 20, 2016 08:02 PM (GdFQh)

Gandalf is that you?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2016 08:02 PM (Ozsfq)

317 313 I am aware of that, I live in frickin Austin, TEXIT.
Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 08:01 PM (xVgrA)

Ugh. Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 20, 2016 08:02 PM (0mRoj)

318 Vote more free stuff would be my guess Bruce.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2016 08:03 PM (d9qXV)

319 >>>I think that's why my vision gets briefly sharp when I put in artificial tears

Me too. All my tears are artificial.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 20, 2016 08:03 PM (Lw/1M)

320 So, what is Venezuela doing to dig itself out of the hole?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 08:02 PM (iQIUe)


how does 51 States sounds hombre?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2016 08:03 PM (Ozsfq)

321 Posted by: Insomniac at June 20, 2016 08:00 PM (0mRoj)

If I see someone carrying an AR 15 outside of a range I'll be wary of that person and take appropriate actions. Especially since the shooting last month a couple of miles down the road from me.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 20, 2016 08:04 PM (MNgU2)

322 296
And how would a Brit know how to fire a gun? Has he ever even held a gun in his hand? I thought shooting accurately would be easy until I actually tried to do it. I'll bet he thought it would be as easy as point and pull trigger like they do in the movies.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 20, 2016 07:55 PM (P8951)


And hold down the trigger to empty the magazine.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 08:04 PM (sdi6R)

323 I hope elevem realizes I'm just giving him shit. I don't do that to people I don't like.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 20, 2016 08:04 PM (9ym/8)

324 All this talk about eyeball scraping and bamboo splinters to the corneas has me convinced to stick with contact lenses.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 20, 2016 08:04 PM (0mRoj)

325 305
Cato, I'm with you in the ETEX area. Just say when.


Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2016 07:59 PM (zLDYs)


Well, basic opposition research says we gotta wait till 2020 before he's up again. We've got some time yet. But I'll be happy to take all of the help I can get.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 08:04 PM (J+mig)

326
So, what is Venezuela doing to dig itself out of the hole?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


As soon as oil prices rise the utopia will return.

Posted by: NPR at June 20, 2016 08:04 PM (IqV8l)

327 this fellow traveller to come to Las Vegas in order to assassinate Donald Trump?

by stealing a gun off an active cop. On-duty, trained, guarding somebody.

The retardation is strong in this Party.

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2016 08:05 PM (mxCgt)

328 I had lazy eye when I was a kid. My right eye would kinda drift off to the right when I was tired. I had that routine go-in-the-eye-and-snip-and-shorten-the-lateral-rectus-muscle-of-the-eyeball surgery.
My eyes only drift off when I see a hawt babe now.

Posted by: Hank at June 20, 2016 08:05 PM (/vqyz)

329 Last time I checked, no dumbass in a robe could suspend due process
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2016 07:47 PM (DIhU5)

Until recently, government could not compel economic activity, either.

They'll do as they will, until they can't.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 20, 2016 08:05 PM (kKHcp)

330 Goos thong you can rouch tupe, Axe.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 20, 2016 08:05 PM (ECJ+C)

331 306 We should all start carrying our assault rifles around just cause it makes lefty's pee their pants.
Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 07:59 PM (xVgrA)


That's a good idea. I have a picture of myself with my AR in front of the Alamo, during an open carry demo.

Thinking of making it my Facebook profile picture.

Posted by: stace, TEXIT at June 20, 2016 08:05 PM (ozZau)

332 Some of the dumbest, ignorant shitty drivers I've run into seem to all have a Bernie or Cankles sticker on a nice car.

Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2016 08:05 PM (qmou8)

333
So, what is Venezuela doing to dig itself out of the hole?

I'll guess a "stimulus" loan from the world bank. Or, "austerity cuts" that will be violently opposed like in Greece.

In other words, nothing.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 08:06 PM (dL71y)

334
So, what is Venezuela doing to dig itself out of the hole?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

how does 51 States sounds hombre?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Get in line, sucka!

Posted by: Puerto Rico at June 20, 2016 08:06 PM (IqV8l)

335 So it took the Brit would be assassin 1 f'ing year to come up the this plot: "Swipe gun from security guard. Shoot Trump."

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We need this guy for Anti-ISIS Strategic Command.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 08:06 PM (Nwg0u)

336 322 296
And how would a Brit know how to fire a gun? Has he ever even held a gun in his hand? I thought shooting accurately would be easy until I actually tried to do it. I'll bet he thought it would be as easy as point and pull trigger like they do in the movies.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 20, 2016 07:55 PM (P8951)

And hold down the trigger to empty the magazine.
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 08:04 PM (sdi6R)

Oh, and make sure you hold it sideways.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2016 08:06 PM (3ZoRf)

337 I hope elevem realizes I'm just giving him shit. I don't do that to people I don't like.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2016 08:07 PM (qUNWi)

338 Some of the dumbest, ignorant shitty drivers I've run into seem to all have a Bernie or Cankles sticker on a nice car.
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They don't share much, and don't play well with others. They tend to be intolerant.

Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 08:07 PM (Ckzgk)

339
Greece's problems never went away -- nor are they improving.

The can was kicked down the road. The world, all over, has no leadership. Nothing gets solved anymore; the catastrophes just exit the news cycle.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 08:07 PM (dL71y)

340 "Dear God make ace's eyes better and send me a million bucks THX."

Way to put a rider on that one, Congressman.

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2016 08:07 PM (mxCgt)

341 The only power judges have is that which the population gives them.

That goes for any Law Enforcement.

Once the population figures out that they outnumber you and that you're more dangerous to them that's when Governments fall.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 20, 2016 08:08 PM (ECJ+C)

342 If the would-be assassin had an accomplice, he might very well have gotten a few shots off with the cop's gun. They learn.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 20, 2016 08:08 PM (2cS/G)

343 Just went outside, won't do that again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 20, 2016 08:08 PM (T/cxb)

344 320 So, what is Venezuela doing to dig itself out of the hole?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 08:02 PM (iQIUe)


Wait for the U.S. to write an aid package.

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2016 08:09 PM (7qAYi)

345 341 The only power judges have is that which the population gives them.

That goes for any Law Enforcement.

Once the population figures out that they outnumber you and that you're more dangerous to them that's when Governments fall.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 20, 2016 08:08 PM (ECJ+C)


If the government doesn't have to obey the Rule of Law then neither do we.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

346 So, what is Venezuela doing to dig itself out of the hole?
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They don't yet realize they are in a hole. They are still fighting over the scraps.

Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 08:10 PM (Ckzgk)

347
Just went outside, won't do that again.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Never??

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 20, 2016 08:10 PM (IqV8l)

348 That's a good idea. I have a picture of myself with my AR in front of the Alamo, during an open carry demo.
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Good for you, do it!
I know there's a chance of being hassled even in Texas. I would only do it if I had plenty of time on my hands. Like watching my kids play in my front yard or something. I'll be sure to keep my thing that goes up down. /sarc/

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 08:10 PM (xVgrA)

349 #134
Top Five Signs You May Have Made a Poor Choice of Eye Surgeon:

=============

"While lasing, he suddenly shouts "PEDAL HARDER!"" didn't make the cut.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2016 08:10 PM (JBggj)

350 If the would-be assassin had an accomplice, he might very well have gotten a few shots off with the cop's gun. They learn.
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 20, 2016 08:08 PM (2cS/G)

If the would be assassin had an accomplice, he might not have even know it, and he might have been Columbo'ed before he knew what hit him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2016 08:10 PM (Ozsfq)

351 Venezuela is waiting on Sean Penn to cut loose with his dough. That fellow traveler owes them.

Posted by: Hank at June 20, 2016 08:11 PM (/vqyz)

352 Get better soon Ace! Btw, I would love to see a game review of Alien Isolation from you, that is unless you have already done one. You haven't have you?

Posted by: Serenity Now! at June 20, 2016 08:11 PM (1d1DB)

353 Huh?

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 20, 2016 08:11 PM (2cS/G)

354 Only thing I can think of when watching is the nightmare it would be to live in India.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 20, 2016 07:52 PM (MNgU2)

Yup....overcrowded, food that smells like someone is cooking your garbage, slums that make Detroit look like a shining city on a hill. Indians are great, but their country is a cesspool. Read somewhere that the Indians have not laid any new railway lines since the Brits left.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2016 08:11 PM (ej1L0)

355 Wait for the U.S. to write an aid package.

Can we trade 'em an aid package for them becoming a territory?

They call us imperialists anyway.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 20, 2016 08:11 PM (T/cxb)

356 Barak would love to give a fellow Socialist a handout I'm sure.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2016 08:12 PM (d9qXV)

357 (dammit, mid-300's, Ace will never see this...)

Ace, a few years ago I had a couple of cataracts removed, replacing the lenses with implants. I was told it would be a 'couple of days,' it was more like 3-4 weeks and I was about ready to lose my shit.

Turned out everything was great, they just gave me an overoptimistic healing time estimate. Be patient. All will be well - almost certainly.

Posted by: Joel at June 20, 2016 08:12 PM (oyFZI)

358 "Just went outside, won't do that again."


Warm. Yeah.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 20, 2016 08:12 PM (9ym/8)

359 341 The only power judges have is that which the population gives them.

That goes for any Law Enforcement.

Once the population figures out that they outnumber you and that you're more dangerous to them that's when Governments fall.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 20, 2016 08:08 PM (ECJ+C)

That's why they want an unarmed populace.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 20, 2016 08:13 PM (0mRoj)

360 So, what is Venezuela doing to dig itself out of the hole?

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Their reducing demand by increasing the hot lead ration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 08:13 PM (Nwg0u)

361 354
Read somewhere that the Indians have not laid any new railway lines since the Brits left.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2016 08:11 PM (ej1L0)


On the other hand, they have a space program.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 08:13 PM (sdi6R)

362 You know, we aren't to allowed to shoot off fireworks.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2016 08:14 PM (6Ll1u)

363 "Huh? "


Should I make a "yo momma" joke here?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 20, 2016 08:14 PM (9ym/8)

364 According to the fucking weather, it's only fucking 91 here....with a heat index of 100+

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 08:14 PM (xVgrA)

365 Yeah, in 2020 hellary will be running for relection and Cornyn will have outed himself and become one of her court eunuchs. Might be too late, Cato. But the promise of support, once given, can in no wise be retracted honorably. You have my support.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2016 08:14 PM (zLDYs)

366 354 Only thing I can think of when watching is the nightmare it would be to live in India.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 20, 2016 07:52 PM (MNgU2)

Yup....overcrowded, food that smells like someone is cooking your garbage, slums that make Detroit look like a shining city on a hill. Indians are great, but their country is a cesspool. Read somewhere that the Indians have not laid any new railway lines since the Brits left.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2016 08:11 PM (ej1L0)

And India's still a garden spot compared to its neighbors.

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2016 08:15 PM (7qAYi)

367 My wife was in India for a few weeks a couple years ago. Riding "Jingle Trucks", monkeys in the street, sewage also on the street. Just sounded like a horrible place to live one's life, but I guess a nice place to visit.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 20, 2016 08:16 PM (2cS/G)

368 I should have said Law Enforcers when I said "you".

This happened with France, Russia and other countries as well.

The Government always rules at the will of the people.

If they have no will then Government is strong, say like N. Korea.

The liberals (Democrats by the way have always opposed the republican form of government because it's less easy to manipulate when the Representatives are citizens and patriots. They tell you in their name what they are. Democracy {pure} is the worst form of government. It's mob rule and easily led astray) have been working towards making the citizens weak and complacent. When that wasn't working fast enough they started to take action to import such an electorate. The Muslims are being brought in as a threat and counter balance to the Christians.

They are now going to accept any immigrant regardless of documentation and I would guess that soon certain local governments will hire them for their Law Enforcement.

Welcome to a foreign mercenary army on our shores for the first time in 250 years.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 20, 2016 08:16 PM (ECJ+C)

369 food that smells like someone is cooking your garbage

--

Well there is a suburb of Chicago that smells like a garbage dump. Damn if I can remember the name. Maybe they closed the landfill, laid pipe, and started pumping oxygen into the ground. Don't know. Don't care.

Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 08:17 PM (Ckzgk)

370 Venezuela is trying to convince the citizens they can eat just a little less each day and pretty soon they won't have to eat at all.

Posted by: Hank at June 20, 2016 08:18 PM (/vqyz)

371 365
Yeah, in 2020 hellary will be running for relection and Cornyn will have
outed himself and become one of her court eunuchs. Might be too late,
Cato. But the promise of support, once given, can in no wise be
retracted honorably. You have my support.


Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2016 08:14 PM (zLDYs)


Hillary is not inevitable. Hell, battleground state polling puts her and Trump in a statistical dead heat right now. A lot of hay gets made about how unpopular Trump is, but she's not exactly well loved by the electorate either.

Future ain't written yet, and I'm not ready to give up on the greatest nation ever established on this planet.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 08:18 PM (J+mig)

372 "And India's still a garden spot compared to its neighbors."
While cleaning the attic yesterday, we came across my 1989 Med/IO Cruise Book.

The remarks and comments concerning Karachi were sooooooo non-PC.

The only time in my career where a crew voted to cut a port visit short, and return to sea two days early.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 08:19 PM (ptqRm)

373 Venezuela is trying to convince the citizens they can eat just a little less each day and pretty soon they won't have to eat at all.
Posted by: Hank at June 20, 2016 08:18 PM (/vqyz)

Worked for me

Posted by: Biafra at June 20, 2016 08:19 PM (Ozsfq)

374 Well, crap, I hasta pendjos. Another long day tomorrow.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 20, 2016 08:19 PM (9ym/8)

375 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2016 08:21 PM (Ozsfq)

376 I wonder if some judge let's the asswipe out on bail. And if it will try again?


Lee Harvey Oswald was a two bit loser of a communist dupe. The guy was shilling for "Fair Play for Cuba" and Fidel Castro. But he and his mail order mil surplus Italian rifle changed history.

Jackie K. Had it right. JFK was killed by a shitty little Communist.

Posted by: rd at June 20, 2016 08:21 PM (v0YLX)

377 Been away from site all day; sorry if this has been posted already. But it brings a new dimension to the "Love is Love" meme, that's for sure...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hrvj69m

connected website: https://www.polygamy.com/

Posted by: LizLem at June 20, 2016 08:21 PM (hvf9s)

378
375 SO

A needle pulling threeaddd ...

Posted by: Julie Andrews at June 20, 2016 08:22 PM (Hn+CM)

379 OT-This might be rather interesting, I think, for the Catholics here. The relics of St Thomas More and Sir More will be shown around the U.S. on a Fortnight of Freedom Tour:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hmj5cdb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2016 08:23 PM (rmw+9)

380 Lee Harvey Oswald was a two bit loser of a communist dupe. The guy was shilling for "Fair Play for Cuba" and Fidel Castro. But he and his mail order mil surplus Italian rifle changed history.

Posted by: rd at June 20, 2016 08:21 PM (v0YLX)

The only time an Italian military rifle has changed history

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2016 08:23 PM (7qAYi)

381 The only time an Italian military rifle has changed history
Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2016 08:23 PM (7qAYi)


Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2016 08:25 PM (Ozsfq)

382 I hope the Venezuelan opposition doesn't do anything foolish like contacting the US State Department and offering to overthrow the government and arrest the Communists.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2016 08:25 PM (JBggj)

383 Sorry -Meant St Thomas More and St John Fisher

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2016 08:25 PM (rmw+9)

384 SECRET SERVICE OFFICER SET FOR TV INTERVIEWS; BROADCAST NETWORKS BLACKLIST
POLITICO PREPARES HIT PIECE ON HIS CREDIBILITY DEVELOPING

Drudge

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2016 08:25 PM (Ozsfq)

385 Cato- I admire your willingness to run and Lord knows we need people like you to run. Please run for a local office first. School board, city council or Mayor. I worked very hard to get Joe Barton unseated and we came close. The fellow running against him was already a Mayor of a fairly large N.Texas town with great name recognition. I would support you and work for you, but do it smartly.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2016 08:26 PM (usNAK)

386 I would love for Trump to beat the living snot out of hellary, but the whole process this time seems like a show put on for us yokels, with the ending already written. On the other hand, I know hellary is not inevitable. It just seems than way. I suppose because the ENTIRE media is slobbering over her just like they did ubama.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2016 08:27 PM (zLDYs)

387 >>> Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2016 08:25 PM (Ozsfq)

Way to make them the butt of a joke.

Posted by: LizLem at June 20, 2016 08:27 PM (hvf9s)

388 it's things like that that test my faith. How can anyone explain that to a parent?
Posted by: Mister Magoo


There are three theodicies:

a) people are inherently evil. God as the righteous judge cannot be morably culpable for his punishments, either temporal or eternal. Also, God is sovereign over His creation. See Romans 9

b) Suffering can build character, "He chastiseth thsons, not the bastard", as Hebrews puts it.

c) In the perspective of eternal fellowship with God in Heaven, the sufferings of this life will shrink to microscopic insignificance. I forget the exact passage, but it is a Pauline epistle.

d) we simply are not in a position to know all the relevant facts, and it is arrogant to think we are. (Think Job).

Not saying I agree, but those are the Biblical theodicies.

They do not always sit well emotionally, and it would not be pastoral to drily assert them to a grieving congregant.

Posted by: Hypocalvinist at June 20, 2016 08:27 PM (Lw/1M)

389 Relax, people of Venezuela. It won't be long before the refugee highway opens up and you'll be welcomed to your new home in the Estado Unidos.

Posted by: Hank at June 20, 2016 08:27 PM (/vqyz)

390 The only time an Italian military rifle has changed history
Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2016 08:23 PM (7qAYi)
Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2016 08:25 PM (Ozsfq)

And speaking of both, don't forget that Gandhi got his nasty ass blown away by a Beretta M1934. .380 I believe......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2016 08:28 PM (ej1L0)

391 379 OT-This might be rather interesting, I think, for the Catholics here. The relics of St Thomas More and Sir More will be shown around the U.S. on a Fortnight of Freedom Tour:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hmj5cdb
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2016 08:23 PM (rmw+9)

Thanks for that, Fen. The relics will be coming here to Philadelphia this weekend.

Though as a Catholic I think that if the USSCB would stop throwing their support behind secular Statists, there wouldn't be an need to pray for religious freedom in America.

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2016 08:29 PM (7qAYi)

392 So, what is Venezuela doing to dig itself out of the hole?

"We're going to need a bigger shovel!"

Posted by: Si, se Puede! at June 20, 2016 08:29 PM (J3phO)

393 Oh duh, 4.

Posted by: Hypocalvinist at June 20, 2016 08:30 PM (Lw/1M)

394 My wife was in India for a few weeks a couple years ago. Riding "Jingle Trucks", monkeys in the street, sewage also on the street. Just sounded like a horrible place to live one's life, but I guess a nice place to visit.
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 20, 2016 08:16 PM (2cS/G)


The hipsters and liberals with money are all beating feet to visit Cuba. They want to see a third world shithole "before it changes." The 1950's cars are sooo quaint. My local TV stations are all running stories about the hot, new vacation spot.

Cuba can trade with the entire world. Notice how they don't have any Mercedes, Renaults, BMWs or even Ladas? That is poor. No one can even afford a Mercedes Taxi. But don't worry, I bet Raoul has a Mercedes.

Posted by: rd at June 20, 2016 08:30 PM (v0YLX)

395
I'm assuming this was noted, but I just saw on Puffington Puffs that some 19 year old schmuck (white kid) tried grabbing a cop's gun at a Trump rally in an apparent assassination attempt.

Watch the MFM portray him as a cross between Omar Mateen and Holden Caulfield.

Sickening.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2016 08:30 PM (p4UlV)

396 I've never really understood why someone would want to open carry. Not saying it should be illegal, but hell, if I was a loon who wanted to shoot a bunch of people, the guy with the gun would be the first one to shoot. (If there are lots with guns, well, then there's safety in numbers - I wouldn't try shooting anybody then.) I thought that CC was good because the loon doesn't know who's carrying and who's not.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 20, 2016 08:31 PM (P8951)

397 >>>389 Relax, people of Venezuela. It won't be long before the refugee highway opens up and you'll be welcomed to your new home in the Estado Unidos.
Posted by: Hank at June 20, 2016 08:27 PM (/vqyz)

I'd rather have 100,000 Venezuelans, Cubans or Colombians than 1 Mexican in my city.......

Posted by: Yeah, I said it at June 20, 2016 08:32 PM (+iRBQ)

398 #379 OT-This might be rather interesting, I think, for the Catholics here.
The relics of St Thomas More and Sir More will be shown around the U.S.
on a Fortnight of Freedom Tour:
==============

Thanks! I just finished reading a chapter of Peter Ackroyd's Thomas More biography (read # more than 4) and last night I was checking out Amazon's offers for "A Man For All Seasons".

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2016 08:32 PM (JBggj)

399 395
I'm assuming this was noted, but I just saw on Puffington Puffs that some 19 year old schmuck (white kid) tried grabbing a cop's gun at a Trump rally in an apparent assassination attempt.

He's a Brit. I've been lectured so much about guns on UK sites, I really should ask them what the deal is with whacked out Brits shooting or trying to shoot pols.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 20, 2016 08:33 PM (P8951)

400 I'd rather have 100,000 Venezuelans, Cubans or Colombians than 1 Mexican in my city.......
Posted by: Yeah, I said it at June 20, 2016 08:32 PM (+iRBQ)

Well, the women of Gran Colombia are among the most beautiful in the world.

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2016 08:34 PM (7qAYi)

401 396 I've never really understood why someone would want to open carry. Not saying it should be illegal, but hell, if I was a loon who wanted to shoot a bunch of people, the guy with the gun would be the first one to shoot. (If there are lots with guns, well, then there's safety in numbers - I wouldn't try shooting anybody then.) I thought that CC was good because the loon doesn't know who's carrying and who's not.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at June 20, 2016 08:31 PM (P8951)


One problem I could see with open carry is that a thug could sucker punch you from behind and take your gun.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

402 392 So, what is Venezuela doing to dig itself out of the hole?

"We're going to need a bigger shovel!"
Posted by: Si, se Puede! at June 20, 2016 08:29 PM (J3phO)

Eventually, they'll come out the other side. At Pismo Beach like Bugs and Daffy, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2016 08:34 PM (p4UlV)

403 Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2016 08:32 PM (JBggj)

That is a great play and movie. Paul Scofield was a wonderful actor. I've seen the movie many times.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2016 08:35 PM (rmw+9)

404 I sold a lot of horses to Venezuelan buyers. I hate to think of them turning on a spit.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2016 08:35 PM (usNAK)

405 I'd rather have 100,000 Venezuelans, Cubans or Colombians than 1 Mexican in my city.......

Posted by: Yeah, I said it at June 20, 2016 08:32 PM (+iRBQ)




Just don't want no Got Damn Vuvuzuelans. Them bastids gotta stay down yonder!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2016 08:36 PM (v5iqM)

406 "Just don't want no Got Damn Vuvuzuelans. Them bastids gotta stay down yonder! "

Same with them folk from Peruvia.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 08:36 PM (ptqRm)

407 One problem I could see with open carry is that a thug could sucker punch you from behind and take your gun.
====================

Police holsters have restraint systems built in to make grabbing an officer's gun more difficult. Not impossible, but more difficult. Civilian holster usually don't have the restraints. Working in retail, I notice these kinds of things.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2016 08:37 PM (JBggj)

408 405
Just don't want no Got Damn Vuvuzuelans. Them bastids gotta stay down yonder!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2016 08:36 PM (v5iqM)


But the Vulvazuelans can stay.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 08:37 PM (sdi6R)

409 The US could succeed by instituting every one of Venezuela's policies, but that's only because you'd have us intellectually superior Ubermenschen running things, and not those stupid, lazy brown-skinned beaners.....

Posted by: Typical whitey-white 1%er DemoKKKrat at June 20, 2016 08:38 PM (+iRBQ)

410 I like how you misspell just enough words for maximum sympathy.

Posted by: Beerologist at June 20, 2016 08:39 PM (ZXipY)

411 I don't think the British guy would have been able to hit the side of a barn. And he needs a sandwich

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 08:39 PM (s8z3r)

412 Well, basic opposition research says we gotta wait till 2020 before he's up again. We've got some time yet. But I'll be happy to take all of the help I can get.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 08:04 PM (J+mig)

Gotta start the groundwork well before then.

Posted by: Blano at June 20, 2016 08:41 PM (EHmWo)

413 In 1516 Sir Thomas More wrote the first 'Utopia'. He coined the word 'utopia' from the Greek ou-topos meaning 'no place' or 'nowhere'. But this was a pun - the almost identical Greek word eu-topos means a good place.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 20, 2016 08:41 PM (e8kgV)

414 >>>Eventually, they'll come out the other side. At Pismo Beach like Bugs and Daffy, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2016 08:34 PM (p4UlV)

Yeah, but only if they take that right turn at Albu-bu-bu-bu-querque........

Posted by: Porky the Kosher Pig at June 20, 2016 08:41 PM (+iRBQ)

415 Serpa retention holster for the work G22, but when carrying concealed off duty no. Usually a leather Galco, Dan Hume, or the kydex that came with whatever handgun I happen to be carrying. An ankle holster, of course use retention. Even us old bastards have to run occasionally. I do not open carry, even though I could if I wanted.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2016 08:41 PM (zLDYs)

416 Ace, you probably can't read this, but just in case, I wanted to offer you some encouragement.

I have had a few procedures/mishaps (broken ankle, etc.) not to mention having five babies. Every doctor has told me I'm a "slow healer," meaning that my cast had to stay on longer, etc.

Everything heals and then stays healed. I am very healthy otherwise, just a Slow Healer, I guess.

So follow the doctor's orders (side note: the first OB/GYN I had told me he chose that as his specialty, not because he loved bringing new life into the world, as I enthusiastically guessed, but because women follow doctor's orders better than men do. He was German.).

And know that we're all thinking of you.

Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2016 08:42 PM (805dc)

417 Police holsters have restraint systems built in to make grabbing an
officer's gun more difficult. Not impossible, but more difficult.
Civilian holster usually don't have the restraints. Working in retail, I
notice these kinds of things.

I did leather work for a cop that was worried about getting his shoulder holster stripped and put little strips where he wanted them. I think he carried a Beretta Px4

Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2016 08:43 PM (qmou8)

418
Just don't want no Got Damn Vuvuzuelans.

Bunch of honkers!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 20, 2016 08:43 PM (IqV8l)

419
Venezuelan Vulva Vuvuzelas notwithstanding. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2016 08:43 PM (p4UlV)

420 And sorry to interrupt the Venezuelan gun talk.

Carry on.

Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2016 08:44 PM (805dc)

421 For all intents and purposes the constitution is whatever black robes tyrants decide it's going to mean at any moment.

They have taken custody of it and any attempt to take it back is going to have to come directly from the people, we ain't voting our way out our predicament.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2016 08:44 PM (lgNzO)

422 413 In 1516 Sir Thomas More wrote the first 'Utopia'. He coined the word 'utopia' from the Greek ou-topos meaning 'no place' or 'nowhere'. But this was a pun - the almost identical Greek word eu-topos means a good place.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 20, 2016 08:41 PM (e8kgV)


Like eugenics, no doubt. Or the "firemen" in Farenheit 451.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2016 08:45 PM (p4UlV)

423
Pronounced "Alba-koy-kee."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2016 08:46 PM (p4UlV)

424 No guarantee but Venezuelans might have learned that voting for free shit has a price that will need to be paid.

Posted by: Willy J. at June 20, 2016 08:48 PM (Yskl0)

425 279 268
If I do it, I'll need all the help I can get, and I'll be happy to have ya.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 07:34 PM (J+mig)

...............

Go for it. I'd be happy to pitch some dough your way. And if I had to move to Tx to vote for you well, all the better!

Posted by: Molly k. at June 20, 2016 08:48 PM (YUgLc)

426 Re holy relics, I don't know what the correct Biblical position would be, but as for secular Lefty zealots, I think Obama could drop some doots on their carpet, and they'd regard that as a holy relic.

Posted by: Hypocalvinist at June 20, 2016 08:48 PM (Lw/1M)

427 I've never really understood why someone would want to open carry. Not saying it should be illegal, but hell, if I was a loon who wanted to shoot a bunch of people, the guy with the gun would be the first one to shoot. (If there are lots with guns, well, then there's safety in numbers - I wouldn't try shooting anybody then.) I thought that CC was good because the loon doesn't know who's carrying and who's not.



Hard and uncomfortable to carry a full size in 105 degree heat.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2016 08:49 PM (1YQBD)

428 Pronounced "Alba-koy-kee."

I think he's right.

Posted by: Buck Tree-aitty at June 20, 2016 08:49 PM (qmou8)

429 IT'S BEAUTIFUL MAN!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!

Posted by: Tom Cruise, Full Auto at June 20, 2016 08:49 PM (+b2T3)

430 I wouldn't open carry normally. In fact, never have. I just meant it would be nice to make leftist run for their safe spaces.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 08:49 PM (xVgrA)

431 Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2016 08:26 PM (usNAK)

Talking to a local long term politico at a Dave Brat fundraiser, and his sage advice from personal experience was DO NOT RUN FOR A SCHOOL BOARD POSITION! He said no matter what you do, the majority of your constituents will hate you!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 08:51 PM (wYnyS)

432 The same court that invented the right to privacy in order to constitutionalize infanticide that also decided that hidden in the 14th amendment was the heretofore unknown right to equal dignity that also found that a man who grew grain that would never be sold constituted commerce is also the same court which found that whatever "the right to keep and bear arms" meant it certainly did not mean that the general public has an inherent right to bear arms.

We ain't solving our problems by voting.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2016 08:51 PM (lgNzO)

433
anyone remember several years ago when Leftist twat Sean Penn "lost" a few guns in the trunk of his "stolen" car?

I wonder how many people were killed with Sean Penn's lost guns...

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 20, 2016 08:52 PM (dL71y)

434 I wonder what would happen to crime rates if someone started a rumor that a particular city, or State had a very high concealed carry percentage?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 08:52 PM (ptqRm)

435 Interesting thread below, about robots replacing our jobs.

I have one of those strange "jack of all trades" jobs that would be impossible to replace with one or two robots. It's not brain surgery but we are talking a whole fleet of robots. Customer service, cash handling, hauling trash, handling unusual customer requests, setting and implementing policy, creating digital and physical signs and just basically doing 50 different things every day.

In other words the robots won't replace for 10 to 15 years.

Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2016 08:52 PM (QCc6B)

436 No guarantee but Venezuelans might have learned that voting for free shit has a price that will need to be paid.
Posted by: Willy J. at June 20, 2016 08:48 PM (Yskl0)


Too late.

Posted by: El Presedente Maduro at June 20, 2016 08:53 PM (vBeA5)

437 we ain't voting our way out our predicament.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2016 08:44 PM (lgNzO)


And since we don't get to vote for the tyrants in black dresses anyway, well...

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 08:53 PM (wYnyS)

438 just looking, thanks.

Posted by: Buck Tree-Aitty at June 20, 2016 08:56 PM (qmou8)

439 Watching Cocaine Cowboys. I have seen Cocaine Cowboys Redux and CC II. They are not the same. So, if you are interested in the subject, you can find all 3 docs online for free.

CC I - deals with the drug business
CC Redux - deals with cops, dealers, and murders and boy were there a lot of murders
CC II- deals with Oakland street dealer and his affair with the Godmother and murders.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 08:58 PM (iQIUe)

440 Cato, what part of the state are you in?

Posted by: Steck - TEXIT at June 20, 2016 08:58 PM (EwReX)

441
So follow the doctor's orders (side note: the first
OB/GYN I had told me he chose that as his specialty, not because he
loved bringing new life into the world, as I enthusiastically guessed,
but because women follow doctor's orders better than men do. He was
German.).



And know that we're all thinking of you.





Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2016 08:42 PM (805dc)









Another thing, ace. Don't use an OB/GYN for your eye surgery.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2016 08:58 PM (LuZz8)

442 I went in to get LASIK a while back but then decided against it because of the whole flap issue. (It really freaked me out.) But I really wanted to go without glasses or contacts so I went with the PRK, prepared to deal with the week-long sand in the eye feeling. But I experienced little to no pain/ grit in the eye feeling because my eye doctor put a contact band aid over the eyeball - which is basically what the LASIK flap did.

So, no flap, natural healing, no pain, and NO MORE GLASSES! If any of you are considering this, ask if they have the contact band aid and then go with PRK.

Posted by: neweyes at June 20, 2016 08:58 PM (8PARU)

443 Don't forget that changes will be made to jobs and what is offered if robots are bought to fill that position.

Much of what people do in their job could be discarded as being unnecessary and even limiting efficiency.

We'll soon have to decide who those who have been displaced are to be either employed or rendered harmless.

It's the unemployed and penniless that do most of the uprisings.

They don't have anything to lose.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 20, 2016 08:58 PM (ECJ+C)

444 I actually knew a guy who said "for all intensive porpoises" instead of "for all intents and purposes"

He also said "pacific" instead of "specific"

He was not a smart man

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 08:59 PM (Bukce)

445 I mentioned the Indian space program awhile back. Looks like they're planning a launch for tomorrow night at 11:55 pm EDT. The main payload is a Canadian satellite to track maritime traffic, with 19 smaller satellites.

http://www.isro.gov.in/pslv-c34-cartosat-2-series-satellite-curtain-raiser-video

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2016 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

446 I mean, what is an intensive porpoise

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 09:01 PM (Bukce)

447 Dear USCCB,

Regarding the Fortnight for Freedom and Religious Liberty,

When you sleep with Commies, don't be surprised when you wake up your religious freedom is flea-ridden.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 20, 2016 09:01 PM (1ijHg)

448 So, no flap, natural healing, no pain, and NO MORE GLASSES! If any of you are considering this, ask if they have the contact band aid and then go with PRK.
Posted by: neweyes at June 20, 2016 08:58 PM (8PARU)

=======
Ace had some kind of sticky contact on but it did not work for him.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 09:02 PM (iQIUe)

449 I mean, what is an intensive porpoise

That's the place where ladies should not be swimming, no?

Posted by: Buck Tree-Aitty at June 20, 2016 09:02 PM (qmou8)

450 424 No guarantee but Venezuelans might have learned that voting for free shit has a price that will need to be paid.
Posted by: Willy J. at June 20, 2016 08:48 PM (Yskl0)

=====

I have seen no MSM reporting that links Venzuela's socialism with Venzuela's collapse as cause and effect. And I have looked.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 20, 2016 09:03 PM (EZebt)

451 I saw the Intensive Porpoises open for Great Big Sea at the Molson Amphitheatre in '00.

Posted by: good show at June 20, 2016 09:03 PM (Hn+CM)

452 @431-Hrothgar- I agree . My point was you are not going to be able to run against a multi term Senator without at least having some campaign experience. I loathe Cornyn and have had many conversations about getting rid of him, enough to know the reality of it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2016 09:03 PM (usNAK)

453 Is it a porpoise that is more porpoisey than ordinary porpoises?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 09:03 PM (Bukce)

454 Oh for anyone that cares to know, met the parents of my boyfriend and followed all the Moron advice you gave me last Wed. Now I'm banned in twenty different places and preemptively banned from two others...

Kidding! Meeting the parents went well. Nice people.

Posted by: LizLem at June 20, 2016 09:05 PM (hvf9s)

455 No true porpoise?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 09:05 PM (Bukce)

456 Liz Lem that's wonderful

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 09:06 PM (Bukce)

457 "I have seen no MSM reporting that links Venzuela's socialism with Venzuela's collapse as cause and effect. And I have looked."

This is what is known as "Bad Luck"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:06 PM (ptqRm)

458 I didn't do it on porpoise!

Posted by: Dolphin Fucker at June 20, 2016 09:06 PM (2cS/G)

459 446 I mean, what is an intensive porpoise
Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 09:01 PM (Bukce)


In before the "I saw intensive porpoise open for..." jokes.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2016 09:06 PM (FnuZG)

460 As we see Jim's limbs being severed by a South Atlantic Intensive Porpoise, now's a good time to remind you that the good people at Mutual Omaha offer all sorts of dismemberment policies.

Posted by: Marlon Perkins at June 20, 2016 09:07 PM (Hn+CM)

461 I mean come on, the same tyrants that decided the specific words, "exchanges established by the state" meant exchanges established by the state and exchanges established by entities other than the state can receive federal dollars is a group of people that can decide the right to keep and bear arms does not give you the right to keep nor bear arms.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2016 09:07 PM (lgNzO)

462 Good news LizLem!

Posted by: Don Collett at June 20, 2016 09:07 PM (rJUlF)

463 Aw, crap! Autofill posted my secret identity!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 20, 2016 09:07 PM (rJUlF)

464 446 I mean, what is an intensive porpoise

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 09:01 PM (Bukce)




Intensive Porpoises are the rapiest of all porpoises.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2016 09:08 PM (v5iqM)

465 I prefer a more laid-back porpoise, myself.

Posted by: Aquaman at June 20, 2016 09:09 PM (rJUlF)

466 They don't have anything to lose.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 20, 2016 08:58 PM (ECJ+C)


So we can expect higher taxes on the fewer and fewer humans actually working to ensure that the increasing majority of humans that aren't working don't riot and burn everything down! I can hardly wait.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 09:09 PM (wYnyS)

467 Intensive porpoises are all into metaphysics which is a huge turnoff.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2016 09:09 PM (qUNWi)

468 440
Cato, what part of the state are you in?


Posted by: Steck - TEXIT at June 20, 2016 08:58 PM (EwReX)


Brazos Valley.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 09:10 PM (J+mig)

469 I swear to god I'm going to go all Miss Marples over you fools!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2016 09:10 PM (lgNzO)

470 I didn't do it on porpoise!

Somebody call the cods!

Posted by: Buck Tree-Aitty at June 20, 2016 09:10 PM (qmou8)

471 I thought dolphins were all rapey. Porpoises too?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 09:10 PM (Bukce)

472
With Miami going to hell in a handbasket by 1979, how effin stupid was Carter to allow all those criminals from Cuba into the country? What an asshole!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 20, 2016 09:11 PM (iQIUe)

473 I found my special porpoise

Posted by: Navin Johnson at June 20, 2016 09:12 PM (KCxzN)

474 Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2016 09:03 PM (usNAK)

Yes. His positive advice was get involved, do/volunteer for some sh!t jobs, do them well, then volunteer for to run for (or accept appointments to) low level positions, work your way up the ladder, and, most importantly, always ask for the graft in cash.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 09:13 PM (wYnyS)

475 It's the unemployed and penniless that do most of the uprisings.

They don't have anything to lose.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 20, 2016 08:58 PM (ECJ+C)


It's the elite who think they have everything to gain that lead them.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Jacobin head-chopper. at June 20, 2016 09:14 PM (vBeA5)

476 The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle.

The porpoise with a purpose has the brew which is true.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2016 09:14 PM (qUNWi)

477 Glad all went well Lizlem. When's the wedding?and we are invited rrriiight!?

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 09:14 PM (xVgrA)

478 It's all about living a Porpoise-full life.

Posted by: Dolphin Fucker at June 20, 2016 09:14 PM (2cS/G)

479 I was a cook
and she was a waitress
Down at the Salty Sam Seafood Café
and somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad
some little shrimp just lured her away

Oh, I lobster and never flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his carp
Oh, I lobster and never flounder
I octopus his face in
Eel only break her heart

https://youtu.be/T1CEvt2lyuc

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 20, 2016 09:15 PM (rJUlF)

480 Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2016 09:07 PM (lgNzO)

I was taught that a basic legal principle was that statutes had to be read using the plain meaning of the text.

That we have become unmoored from that, intended by the left, is what has me so freaked out.

German jurists were told by the Nazis that they should no longer interpret the text of laws but to interpret the law " with respect for he healthy feeling of the Volk."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 20, 2016 09:16 PM (EZebt)

481 Are y'all doing this on porpoise?

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 09:16 PM (xVgrA)

482 Ace,

I went through your surgery plus (and I don't want to borrow trouble here) a retinal detachment and came through with flying colors. It is tough. I know. Been there. Don't sweat the fluctuations in your vision.

And stay off the friggen computer and its pixellated images that your eyeballs are struggling to bring into focus. It's just not possible. So read a book, or better yet, just quietly stare into space and think about something else. Developing a rich inner life is the key to success.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 20, 2016 09:16 PM (/WPPJ)

483 Are y'all doing this on porpoise?
Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 09:16 PM (xVgrA)

...and having a whale of a time!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 20, 2016 09:17 PM (rJUlF)

484 I'm melting here. I left TX to get away from the heat and yet here I am in 99 degree summers again. I'm going to go buy a bunch of popsicles and a damm snow cone maker.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 20, 2016 09:17 PM (6IPEM)

485 Sounds fishy to me

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 09:17 PM (Bukce)

486 "When's the {s] wedding Bachelor Party?and we are invited rrriiight!? "

Yeh, Morons, alcohol and an 'Ette's Fiancé.


What could go wrong?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:17 PM (ptqRm)

487 Popoises are whales?

How do the little bastards do it?

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2016 09:18 PM (qUNWi)

488 I was taught that a basic legal principle was that statutes had to be read using the plain meaning of the text.
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I thought you could tell the plain meaning of a statue just by looking at it. I mean Leonardo's "David" is pretty obvious...duh...

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 09:18 PM (xVgrA)

489
"Sandford was denied bail during a brief hearing. The court was told he was unemployed, living out of his car and in the US illegally."

Paging Paul Ryan. And are they giving away free plane tickets now?

"A court-appointed lawyer said he had autism and had attempted suicide in the past. According to details provided by his mother, he had also been treated for obsessive-compulsive disorder and anorexia, and once escaped from a hospital."

Boo hoo. Wring out the crying towel.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 20, 2016 09:20 PM (kdS6q)

490 @478 or as Rick Warren said, a porpoise driven life. I agree with the discernment crowd on him. He's a lousy, self serving exegete. A worldly charlatan and a phony.

Posted by: Hypocalvinist at June 20, 2016 09:21 PM (Lw/1M)

491 Speaking of concealed carry, I was pleasantly surprised to learn yesterday that Georgia and South Carolina now have reciprocity agreements in place as of earlier this month.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 20, 2016 09:22 PM (jV8Mq)

492
"Sandford, who was identified by his British driver's licence, later told officers he had been living in the US for about 18 months, first in New Jersey and then California."



Oh -- Pauuuul!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 20, 2016 09:22 PM (kdS6q)

493 Was talking to a talking to a lady at work that had friends from England visiting last week. Asked her if they had talked about the Brexit. She said they both voted to stay and put their ballots in the post before they left. I really hope they pull out of the EU.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2016 09:22 PM (zn/Le)

494 Pity Tilikum Assault Killer Whale is missing out on all the dolphfun.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2016 09:23 PM (v5iqM)

495 @480

They simply do not care to give their opinions even the faintest pretense of logic, reason or constitutionality.

They simply want power and no constitution is going to stand in their way of achieving it.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2016 09:23 PM (lgNzO)

496 Another thing, ace. Don't use an OB/GYN for your eye surgery....

--------------------

Hey! I did say it was a side note.

Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2016 09:23 PM (805dc)

497

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're sayin' a lie, sayin' a lie
Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking
And we're sayin' a lie, sayin' a lie

- Barack Obama, Loretta Lynchmob, and the Bee Gees

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 09:24 PM (Nwg0u)

498 I thought he looked Aspy. Seriously. How could he buy a plane ticket.

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 09:25 PM (Bukce)

499 Just a quick question that may have been answered in a previous thread, but why did you opt for the archaic form of LASIK instead of the real deal?

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at June 20, 2016 09:25 PM (ofsuY)

500
Speaking of concealed carry, I was pleasantly surprised to learn
yesterday that Georgia and South Carolina now have reciprocity
agreements in place as of earlier this month.


Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 20, 2016 09:22 PM (jV8Mq)


Also, effect July 01, Virginia honors all permits: http://tinyurl.com/3e95kr

Posted by: Country Singer at June 20, 2016 09:26 PM (GUBah)

501 I heal snowly too. Be sure to use COLD compresses, not HOT ones, ones or else you can melt half your head off and die!

Posted by: Frosty at June 20, 2016 09:26 PM (Lw/1M)

502 Why would you pay for your Aspy kid to live over seas

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 09:26 PM (Bukce)

503 Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2016 09:22 PM (zn/Le)

Offhand, I think "Old" Europe is already irretrievably toast, but Britain with #Brexit has a chance to remain somewhat civilized. However, I fear Soros has already bought the vote counters there and this is all a sham!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 09:26 PM (wYnyS)

504 I mean somebody paid for that first plane ticket

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 09:28 PM (Bukce)

Posted by: As a boy, Barack Obama Sr. tended goats and walked to school barefootl at June 20, 2016 09:28 PM (BO/km)

506 Article on Drudge: Large scale motion detected around San Andreas fault.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2016 09:28 PM (J+mig)

507 Posted by: Don Collett at June 20, 2016 09:07 PM (rJUlF)

463 Aw, crap! Autofill posted my secret identity!!!!!



Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 20, 2016 09:07 PM (rJUlF)

Just leave the light on for us.

Posted by: Blano at June 20, 2016 09:29 PM (heN73)

508 Article on Drudge: Large scale motion detected around San Andreas fault.




TrigglyPuff moving around?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2016 09:29 PM (1YQBD)

509 Pity Tilikum Assault Killer Whale is missing out on all the dolphfun.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim
****

You guys are really feeding off the bottom.
Keep this up and you'll make anemones of everyone.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 20, 2016 09:30 PM (hVdx9)

510 It's MOTHRA

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 09:30 PM (Bukce)

511 I always laugh when Shrek makes a candle out of his earwax! I want to see him kill himself when the lesbians from Finding Dory refure his request for a hreesome.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 20, 2016 09:30 PM (Lw/1M)

512 It's MOTOROLA. 68000.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 20, 2016 09:31 PM (Lw/1M)

513 'Large scale motion detected around San Andreas fault. '

There's too damn many people there. California is getting too heavy.

Posted by: f'd at June 20, 2016 09:32 PM (BO/km)

514 ISIS Rocket Wounds 4 US SpecOp Troops in Northern Syria

WZ

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Just imagine if there were actual boots on the grounds...

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 20, 2016 09:32 PM (rlfds)

515 6502 80386

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 20, 2016 09:32 PM (Lw/1M)

516 Well, apparently I'm healing snowly, but I am healing. When they do PRK, they scrape away your epithelial layer of your lens.


I assume this is after they shave it? ha ha.


Get well, it will be worth it when it's done.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 20, 2016 09:33 PM (jJRIy)

517 There's too damn many people there. California is getting too heavy.

Posted by: f'd at June 20, 2016 09:32 PM (BO/km)


Told you it would capsize!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at June 20, 2016 09:33 PM (GUBah)

518 Large scale motion.


Michael Moore. Getting busy

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 09:33 PM (Bukce)

519 'Large scale motion detected around San Andreas fault. '

Are you trying to say there was an earthquake?

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2016 09:33 PM (qUNWi)

520 I hate that my top nightstand drawer makes me look old....aka looks like a damn pharmacy...sheesh! My youngest is only six so I'm not THAT old..yet...

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 09:33 PM (xVgrA)

521 Univac

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 20, 2016 09:34 PM (Lw/1M)

522 6502 80386

Has ol' Joe blown a chip?

Posted by: f'd at June 20, 2016 09:34 PM (BO/km)

523 ISIS Rocket Wounds 4 US SpecOp Troops in Northern Syria
WZ
---
Just imagine if there were actual boots on the grounds...
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 20, 2016 09:32 PM (rlfds)


Too bad anything like my definition of a proportional response will not be occurring anytime soon!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 09:34 PM (wYnyS)

524
Selma Blair 'carried off plane on stretcher after mixing wine and medication then crying out, "He burns my private parts"'



Oops! My bad.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 20, 2016 09:35 PM (kdS6q)

525 >>> Has ol' Joe blown a chip?

It's just a transistor.

Posted by: Joey Penguin at June 20, 2016 09:36 PM (2hcmo)

526 Large scale motion detected around San Andreas fault.

Sexy. Now cover it up with a curtain like they do for the Santa Michelle Fault.

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2016 09:36 PM (jO7js)

527 Too bad anything like my definition of a proportional response will not be occurring anytime soon!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 09:34 PM (wYnyS)

---

I'm sure that the off the street officers the nut jobs in the five-sided insane asylum war gonna hire will do something...

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 20, 2016 09:36 PM (rlfds)

528 519 'Large scale motion detected around San Andreas fault. '

Are you trying to say there was an earthquake?
Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2016 09:33 PM (qUNWi)

Well, I guess I'll have to go back to Annandale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkm6E14Y-yI

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2016 09:37 PM (7qAYi)

529 Michelle Fields on Megyn Kelly whining about her arm being ripped off after she was pawing at Trump.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 20, 2016 09:37 PM (P/kVC)

530 Eye surgery is the invention of Western devils. If I were blind I would not be tempted by the evil gay infidel men and ewoks.

Posted by: Omar Mateen at June 20, 2016 09:38 PM (Lw/1M)

531 We can only hope CA will capsize, Hank.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2016 09:38 PM (zn/Le)

532 Face it, were never gonna win hearts and minds so I wish they'd quit F'ing around. Make it into glass and leave. It would be cheaper and fix a lot of what's wrong.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 09:39 PM (xVgrA)

533 Has ol' Joe blown a chip?

I don't think so.

Posted by: Erik Estrada at June 20, 2016 09:39 PM (T/cxb)

534 My city


http://cbsloc.al/28KJ2BQ

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:39 PM (ptqRm)

535
"Michelle Fields on Megyn Kelly"


I edited it down to make it sound more interesting.

Posted by: f'd at June 20, 2016 09:40 PM (BO/km)

536 "Has ol' Joe blown a chip?

I don't think so."


It's marshmallow cream!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:40 PM (ptqRm)

537 532 Face it, were never gonna win hearts and minds so I wish they'd quit F'ing around. Make it into glass and leave. It would be cheaper and fix a lot of what's wrong.
Posted by: lindafell de pair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 09:39 PM (xVgrA)

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Considering that there are Russian troops there, I don't think turning it into a sheet of glass would bode well for us.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 20, 2016 09:40 PM (rlfds)

538 Can it become a gun thread after 500 comments? I forget.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 20, 2016 09:40 PM (/WPPJ)

539 Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 20, 2016 09:32 PM (rlfds)

H/T WZ

Pentagon statistics show 15 U.S. troops have been killed in non-combat incidents in the Middle East as part of the anti-ISIS coalition.

Nothing to see here move along, comrade citizen!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 09:41 PM (wYnyS)

540 Oh, the Mirror Universe MacGyver who tried to steal a cop's gun to shoot Trump? He's here illegally!
http://tinyurl.com/zckv4mo

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2016 09:41 PM (7qAYi)

541 I tried downloading adblockplus from the google supplied site and got what was identified as a trojan dropper by malwarebytes.

So this obsolete old wreck is now locked down so tight that 90% of the internet doesn't work for me, at all.

I'm really trying to get off the 'net but I have a few accounts I would like to keep, and they demand I get a new computer.

Sigh.

Posted by: Clifford Wong at June 20, 2016 06:46 PM (Ckzgk)


I think I spotted your problem. Why would you trust Goggle, which benefits from spyware, to give you a functional program to block spyware? Might as well buy a bullet-proof vest from a mugger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2016 09:41 PM (GSdpU)

542 "Considering that there are Russian troops there, I don't think turning it into a sheet of glass would bode well for us."

How about a Russian/US Military competition.


The side with the most left ears in thirty days wins.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:42 PM (ptqRm)

543 Oh yea, should gave done years ago....so many wasted American lives!! They aren't worth wasting anymore on.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 09:42 PM (xVgrA)

544 "Can it become a gun thread after 500 comments? I forget."

AoSHQ Style Guide says 200 is the cutoff.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:42 PM (ptqRm)

545 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:39 PM (ptqRm)

Yo VIA, I was going to say come on down to Virginia, then I remembered we have McAwful as Governor!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 09:43 PM (wYnyS)

546 That's...should have done it years ago....like around 7 1/2-8 years ago...

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 09:44 PM (xVgrA)

547

re: Michelle "Taffy Pull" Fields

Apparently she's working for Huffpo now.

Because totes conservative, guys!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 20, 2016 09:44 PM (kdS6q)

548 "Yo VIA, I was going to say come on down to Virginia, then I remembered we have McAwful as Governor!"

It's not often that I get to say "I'd rather have my Governor then your Governor".

Long live Governor Hogan.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:45 PM (ptqRm)

549 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2016 09:41 PM (GSdpU)

I think majorgeeks.com is reputable and clean, but I cannot swear to that?

ABBG! Any Browser But Google!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 09:46 PM (wYnyS)

550 Ok, VIA, cool. So a question. Do I get an M&P Shield or a Walther P99C AS?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 20, 2016 09:46 PM (+3sS7)

551 We can talk about guns. I want a new one. Or used. I really want a M1903.

Posted by: f'd at June 20, 2016 09:46 PM (BO/km)

552 Long live Governor Hogan.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:45 PM (ptqRm)

Yes, it's been a series of sad days for us in Virginia!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2016 09:47 PM (wYnyS)

553 Is it time for me to give my Vag Update?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 20, 2016 09:47 PM (Tyii7)

554 " Ok, VIA, cool. So a question. Do I get an M&P Shield or a Walther P99C AS?"

Mrs VIA has the M ampersand P, and likes it.

But you know me.
I tend to go ComBloc C&R.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:48 PM (ptqRm)

555 Is it time for me to give my Vag Update?


Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 20, 2016 09:47 PM (Tyii7)

Renting it out to the circus to use as a clown car?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 20, 2016 09:48 PM (P/kVC)

556 My Fuckin weather says IT'S FUCKIN HOT-98 at 8pm. Geez.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2016 09:48 PM (zn/Le)

557 Watching Whose Line Is It Anyway. Those guys have to know the set up some of the time or they are just that good.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 20, 2016 09:49 PM (MNgU2)

558 'Is it time for me to give my Vag Update?'

Steam clean?

Posted by: f'd at June 20, 2016 09:49 PM (BO/km)

559 Someone on Talk Radio today said that the only reason O'Malley was on the Ballot was to make it less obvious that the Democratic Primary was a Coronation.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:49 PM (ptqRm)

560 >>Renting it out to the circus to use as a clown car?

Big Top

Posted by: Aviator at June 20, 2016 09:49 PM (c7vUv)

561 Fauxcahontas says senate vote proves GOP wants to sell guns to ISIS.

Profits before people, man, profits before people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 09:50 PM (Nwg0u)

562 >> 'Is it time for me to give my Vag Update?'

Steam clean?
Posted by: f'd

That ain't steam, it's fumes.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 20, 2016 09:50 PM (c7vUv)

563 Renting it out to the circus to use as a clown car?

No, to JetBlue as a hangar.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 20, 2016 09:51 PM (Tyii7)

564 "That ain't steam, it's fumes."

Ain't neither.


It's just full.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:51 PM (ptqRm)

565 Someone on Talk Radio today said that the only reason O'Malley was on the Ballot was to make it less obvious that the Democratic Primary was a Coronation.

-
Bernie didn't get the memo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 09:51 PM (Nwg0u)

566 Fauxcahontas says senate vote proves GOP wants to sell guns to ISIS.
--------
Obama has.....

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 09:52 PM (xVgrA)

567 Fauxcahontas says senate vote proves GOP wants to sell guns to ISIS.



Profits before people, man, profits before people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 09:50 PM (Nwg0u)

Not to insult people with real earning disabilities... is she fricken retarded? After the Obama gun running to narco-terrorists in Mexico and Hillery's Libyan weapons market to islamic radicals...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 20, 2016 09:53 PM (P/kVC)

568 We are all in the state of existential angst. "Angst is the knowledge that 'I am what I will be in the state of non-Being'". In this case, being willowed.

Just a word of advice to you Americain canaille: Bernie is too Marxist, even for me. And ace is a gauche American who will never pass for French.

Posted by: Jean Paul-Sartre at June 20, 2016 09:53 PM (Lw/1M)

569 "Fauxcahontas says senate vote proves GOP wants to sell guns to ISIS. "

Truefact: Every person arrested for selling rifles to the Indians was a registered Democrat.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:53 PM (ptqRm)

570 554, VIA, Thing is, I shoot the M&P 9 really well and I can't find a P99C AS. I will say though that a Mak would be nice. Frog guns are also attractive - like a MAB Modele C.

A Peter Lorre gun....

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 20, 2016 09:53 PM (/WPPJ)

571 Watching Whose Line Is It Anyway. Those guys have to know the set up some of the time or they are just that good.

-
I think it's like TV psychics. They look good because they edit out all the bad stuff.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 09:54 PM (Nwg0u)

572 Not to insult people with real LEARNING disabilities...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 20, 2016 09:54 PM (P/kVC)

573 My Fuckin weather says IT'S FUCKIN HOT-98 at 8pm. Geez.

Sounds terrible. We only got up to 121 here today.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 20, 2016 09:54 PM (T/cxb)

574 'And ace is a gauche American who will never pass for French.'

Would you believe Canadian?

Posted by: f'd at June 20, 2016 09:55 PM (BO/km)

575 'And ace is a gauche American who will never pass for French.'

Would you believe Canadian?

-
Missed it by this much.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 20, 2016 09:57 PM (Nwg0u)

576 "I will say though that a Mak would be nice."

On my bucket list.

The Romanian Tokarev is a nice one to play with, if you get a chance.

Loud noise.
Ball'o'fire out the open end
No recoil
Hits harder then a .45

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:57 PM (ptqRm)

577 I note that they have been coming out with easier gun cleaning products. I especially like the eight inch q-tip and the bore tip foam swabs.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 20, 2016 09:57 PM (MNgU2)

578 " I note that they have been coming out with easier gun cleaning products."

Mrs VIA gifted me an ultrasonic cleaner from her dental office a few weeks ago.

Sumbitch is nice!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 09:59 PM (ptqRm)

579 556 My Fuckin weather says IT'S FUCKIN HOT-98 at 8pm. Geez.
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2016 09:48 PM (zn/Le)

Bummer.
Today was a beautiful first day of summer here

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 20, 2016 09:59 PM (voOPb)

580 Is this where Mention the NOOD ONT?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2016 10:00 PM (ptqRm)

581 It would be hilarious if he wasn't.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2016 07:16 PM (OkKDg)


He has, in fact, overstayed his visa.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2016 10:00 PM (GSdpU)

582 Nood

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 20, 2016 10:00 PM (xVgrA)

583 573 My Fuckin weather says IT'S FUCKIN HOT-98 at 8pm. Geez.

Sounds terrible. We only got up to 121 here today.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 20, 2016 09:54 PM (T/cxb)




Some Moron in an earlier thead today (forgot which thread n' which moron), said something to the effect:


"It was so hot out, I saw some hobos huddled around a fire just to cool off."



That's about right. Air here is so thick, you've gotta chew it before breathing.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2016 10:01 PM (v5iqM)

584
Do we know about this tweet from Michael Caputo?

https://twitter.com/MichaelRCaputo/status/744889850914971648/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Posted by: iforgot at June 20, 2016 10:01 PM (5o5ek)

585 VIA, I have a soft spot for the bottleneck cartridges. Love the .357 SIG and have always been intrigued by the Tok.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 20, 2016 10:02 PM (/WPPJ)

586 Sounds terrible. We only got up to 121 here today.Sounds terrible. We only got up to 121 here today.

WTF, you in PHX?

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2016 10:06 PM (zn/Le)

587 Ace, it's a well established fact that jacking off when you were a kid causes this type of eye ailment. Not passing judgment just saying. Maybe, just maybe, that reversing strokes would help in the recovery? In other words, try jacking on for awhile?

Posted by: Some A-hole at June 20, 2016 10:10 PM (yM2fa)

588 "A court-appointed lawyer said he had autism and had attempted suicide in the past. According to details provided by his mother, he had also been treated for obsessive-compulsive disorder and anorexia, and once escaped from a hospital."

Boo hoo. Wring out the crying towel.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 20, 2016 09:20 PM (kdS6q)


You can buy small, fast-acting lead pills that will cure what ails him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2016 10:26 PM (GSdpU)

589 Large scale motion.


Michael Moore. Getting busy

Posted by: ThunderB at June 20, 2016 09:33 PM (Bukce)


"It ain't the meat, it's the motion, that makes San Andreas want to rock!"

Posted by: San andreas Fault at June 20, 2016 10:29 PM (GSdpU)

590 Trump should be dumped not because he's a racist or any of that other nonsense, he should be dumped because he's not running a campaign. Fundraising numbers just out....OMG...

Donald Trump: $3.1 million raised in May, $1.3 million on hand

Hillary Clinton: $27 million raised in May, $42 million on hand

Josh Jordan
@NumbersMuncher
Hillary and her PACs are running $117M on ads. Trump and his PACs are running $700K. That's a 167 to 1 advantage.

Posted by: beegs at June 20, 2016 10:32 PM (cxyn3)

591 #187 There's a guy down the road from us offering free mules. I think one could debate Cornyn.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 20, 2016 10:33 PM (Kucy5)

592 Snowly yeal, you little fuzzbutt.

Posted by: Ti at June 20, 2016 10:44 PM (QX0Xt)

593 ""Michelle Fields on Megyn Kelly"


I edited it down to make it sound more interesting.
Posted by: f'd at June 20, 2016 09:40 PM (BO/km)"

You just gave me an awesome mental picture. Much thanks.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at June 20, 2016 10:49 PM (/PKtT)

594 I feel your pain. Shingles on my retinas several years ago. 5 failed attempts to reattach the retina in the right eye. Still blind in that eye today. This was about 15 years ago. Retina also detached in left eye but that surgery was successful. Also had cataracts and lastly glaucoma surgery on the left eye about 7 or 8 years ago (the anesthesia failed and I woke up during the glaucoma surgery which was "fun" >_>. Left eye functions but I don't know for how long. I can't drive safely at night but I can still just pass the eye test for daytime driving. I still work and all that to support myself. I already got the cane to tap around with for when the day comes when I do lose sight in it. It's something that drove me to severe alcoholism for a long time. Hopefully you are able to cope better and have support.

Posted by: Daniel at June 20, 2016 11:23 PM (Ur3Wo)

595 Leave it to you Ace to go and try to get your vision fixed but actually make it worse.

Hope things clear up soon, I miss seeing you make someone else cry.

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