UCLA Killer Was Mainak Sarkar, Who Had a Kill List and Possible Other Victims

He had a kill list, and a woman named on that kill list was just found dead in Minnesota.

Also, on a social media page, his religion was listed as "Islam."

Though I'm sure that couldn't have anything to do with anything.

The suspect is charged with the killing of two humans and two beloved narratives.

.@LAPDHQ Chief "UCLA shooter had a "kill list" woman on list found dead in MN & 2nd UCLA professor on list is ok pic.twitter.com/lOnVeIB16q
— Tara Wallis (@tarawallis) June 2, 2016

Posted by: Ace at 12:37 PM

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1 Doesn't everybody have a kill list?

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2016 12:23 PM (B48dK)

2 Whoa - multi-state crime spree by Muslim.

I can see why they suppressed his personal info yesterday.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2016 12:23 PM (NOIQH)

3 *grabs broom, lifts rug*

Posted by: Media at June 02, 2016 12:23 PM (bMG0w)

4 You should really keep your kill list in your head.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 02, 2016 12:24 PM (V40IZ)

5 >>
Doesn't everybody have a kill list?

Did he also have a manifesto or online rant explaining why he did this?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2016 12:24 PM (NOIQH)

6 I hope someone screencapped his FB page.

Posted by: EC at June 02, 2016 12:24 PM (j8YpL)

7 Devout 'Religion of Peace' follower?

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at June 02, 2016 12:25 PM (9mTYi)

8 >>The suspect is charged with the killing of two humans and two beloved narratives.

Fuckin' awesome, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2016 12:25 PM (OxUnq)

9 Doesn't everybody have a kill list?

Memorized? Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 12:25 PM (oqhrS)

10 So...is he a foreign student, a naturalized US citizen, or born in the US?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2016 12:25 PM (NOIQH)

11 The suspect is charged with the killing of two humans and two beloved narratives.

Alas, the media can resurrect narratives and most certainly will. As for the people, the media doesn't care as long as they serve the narrative.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 02, 2016 12:26 PM (SEFXb)

12 C'mon, we know there's No True Muslim.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 02, 2016 12:26 PM (V40IZ)

13 Doing the work America won't do. America needs more of these tech savvy foreigners for Google and Facebook's sake.

Posted by: ejo at June 02, 2016 12:26 PM (il4FI)

14 A fine believer in a mostly peaceful religion

Posted by: Archbishop of Canterbury at June 02, 2016 12:26 PM (12kBq)

15 Also, on a social media page, his religion was listed as "Islam."

Fucking A! I called it last thread due to media black out.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 12:26 PM (oqhrS)

16 We must not reach any biased opinions about this.

In fact, if you do, I have the DoJ queued up and ready to destroy you.

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at June 02, 2016 12:26 PM (9mTYi)

17 >>Doesn't everybody have a kill list?

I find it easier to have a 'Don't Kill List'.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2016 12:26 PM (OxUnq)

18 >>The suspect is charged with the killing of two humans and two beloved narratives.

Heh. But *not* killing a recent trend of campus attacks by practitioners of the ROP, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2016 12:27 PM (NOIQH)

19 As I posted before. The media said the killer was "a white male, six feet tall", who was, get this, not a "white male" or "six feet".

Unconfirmed but he was also stated as wearing "all black" and a "hoodie". I know a person in LE that said he may have been wearing the "man pajamas" we see in the ME.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2016 12:27 PM (O0lVq)

20 As to a kill list...yeah, you're supposed to memorize those. Or so I've been told.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 02, 2016 12:27 PM (SEFXb)

21 I honestly think the muslim thing isn't the issue here. From what they've reported so far, this guy seems like he's got a lot of other issues and finally snapped.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 02, 2016 12:27 PM (LUG6K)

22 I have not been following this - what gun did he use and was it legally obtained?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2016 12:27 PM (NOIQH)

23 Six foot white dude?

Posted by: wooga at June 02, 2016 12:27 PM (OF+yo)

24 Is that how you spell Maniac in Arabic?

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 02, 2016 12:27 PM (UJnUq)

25 Yesterday he was a 6' tall white guy. How did he change his appearance so fast?

Posted by: Hotspur at June 02, 2016 12:28 PM (5cgIv)

26 We is gonna have a party... Hello Mainak, now bend over

Posted by: 72 male goats at June 02, 2016 12:28 PM (12kBq)

27 Six foot tall white male tea partier.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2016 12:28 PM (B48dK)

28 But, but, didn't the MSM say he was a white guy?

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 02, 2016 12:28 PM (fJPEO)

29 His surname and curricula vitae suggest he is Bengali.

The Bengalese are the 2d largest Ethnicity in Islam.

Ergo we need more H1B1s b/c we cannot survive without these people.

//Chamber of Commerce

Posted by: sven10077 at June 02, 2016 12:28 PM (g8Hfr)

30 I guess I'll wait for chemjeff to explain why this should shock me.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apparently nonvoting democrat at June 02, 2016 12:28 PM (3Liv/)

31 Sarkar is a common Bengali name, but it's Hindu. West Bengal, where he's from, is about 25% Muslim. What's the source for the religion listed in that Everipedia article?

Posted by: Alex at June 02, 2016 12:28 PM (7Yy8M)

32 Just because he was Muslim doesn't mean he also wasn't a right wing Christian religious fanatic.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (4ng05)

33 in Arabic, you spell 'maniac' - mohammed

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (27KAF)

34 Saw posts yesterday on FB saying that this guy was a military veteran.

Nice try assholes.

Posted by: Cheri at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (oiNtH)

35 I'd sue his ass if I could.

... oysters, clams, cockles~!

Posted by: Arya Stark at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (p2X2f)

36 In the meantime, noted shitheel Piers Fucktard is covering his "the UCLA shooter used a machine gun" lie with a lament that he can't undertand why you hick colonials are stuck on differentiating between semi- and fully automatic weapons when both can kill 200 people a minute.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (uiwCw)

37 Shit. I don't think we can get away with calling him a "white dot-injun." Can we?

Posted by: Lou Grant at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (ZEzaq)

38 Fancy that, one of those peaceful Muslims.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (25i/G)

39 Yesterday he was a 6' tall white guy. How did he change his appearance so fast?

He used a Target's ladies changing room.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (oqhrS)

40 The media let their wishful thinking get the better of them this time.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (NDwVN)

41 *** unavailable for comment ***

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (12kBq)

42 10 Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2016 12:25 PM (NOIQH)

I don't have his INS sheet, but his CV suggests he was either a green card holder or naturalized.

He was in school over in India for his Bachelor's degree.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (g8Hfr)

43 Yeah, yeah. Sure. Dude killed some people. Of course that's bad.

But you know what's really bad?
.....
......
..
The backlash that this might cause.

*wrings hands*

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (KUaJL)

44
If we were clever, nasty, and funny like 4chan, we'd photoshop in Debra Messing's selfie with the killer's photo and in with all kinds of other bad events.

Posted by: Misheard Lyrics Guy at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (hICj7)

45 Most people cal this "Jihad". Now apparently the new euphemism is a "kill list".

How many months before we find out he has an IS affiliation, which they'll announce couched in something like he "visited" a few "extremist" websites.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (O0lVq)

46 Yesterday he was a 6' tall white guy. How did he change his appearance so fast?

Must be one of those shapeshifting joos!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 02, 2016 12:30 PM (9krrF)

47 ACE!

The screenshot of his everipedia page says his religion is "Islam":

http://www.weaselzippers.us/ 274818-ucla-shooter-was-mainak-sarkar-grad-student-from-minneapolis/

BUT, as of a shot time ago, the Everipedia page itslef now says "Hindu" instead!:

https://www.everipedia.com/mainak-sarkar/

In other words:

SOMEONE CHANGED IT!!

And it wasn't Sarkar, 'cause he's dead.

Some leftist or Muslim at Everipedia is already trying the flush the Muslim connection down the memory hole!

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2016 12:30 PM (jBuUi)

48 Oh look, another Muslim.

A few more of these and Trump might beat Reagan's landslide in 1984.

Posted by: Maritime at June 02, 2016 12:30 PM (H8A77)

49 Yesterday he was a 6' tall white guy. How did he change his appearance so fast?

---

Have you been following Game of Thrones, by chance?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 02, 2016 12:30 PM (KUaJL)

50 "1 Doesn't everybody have a kill list?
Posted by: steevy"

You just made the list buddy!

Posted by: Francis Soyer at June 02, 2016 12:30 PM (OD2ni)

51 30 Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apparently nonvoting democrat at June 02, 2016 12:28 PM (3Liv/)

I'm dying for CNN to LibSplain his Race transmorgification and how an Amish, NRA member, Benglaese came to break bad...

Posted by: sven10077 at June 02, 2016 12:30 PM (g8Hfr)

52 28-over and over. I find it interesting that when the MFM pushes the narrative of a "typical white person's" involvement in a horrific crime, it more often than not turns out to be...not a white person.

I guess they will eventually be right, and if they keep saying the lie enough, their loyalists will believe it no matter what the truth is.

Posted by: Moki at June 02, 2016 12:30 PM (ezHMO)

53 'Adherents of this religion will self-destruct.'

- Shit Mohammed Said, Vol 1

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2016 12:31 PM (OxUnq)

54 Just after this broke yesterday I wondered aloud how long he would continue to be reported as Caucasian.
Then the information just stopped coming and I knew something didn't fit the media's expected narrative.

click, click, BOOM!

Posted by: Billy in room 202 at June 02, 2016 12:31 PM (aQQbl)

55 is this worth one or two points in the polls???

Posted by: Donald J Trump at June 02, 2016 12:31 PM (12kBq)

56 I, I, I, I, if, if, if, if we allow divisions by race and religion, if, if, if, I, I, I, if, um, um, bunch of okey doke!

Your Feckless Leader

Posted by: Cheri at June 02, 2016 12:31 PM (oiNtH)

57
btw, Muslims don't kill people -- they just make people feel 'discomfort.'

We need to get over our discomfort of muslims killing us.

Posted by: Misheard Lyrics Guy at June 02, 2016 12:31 PM (hICj7)

58 background checks should be mandatory for all arms purchases, and the police should be able to turn you down if they think you don't really need a weapon

and any restrictions on immigration from those countries that the West has historically oppressed is raciss!

Posted by: mallflower playing a Present day College Student at June 02, 2016 12:32 PM (qSIlh)

59 In this case, it looks like being a Muslim had nothing to do with it. He had a long running dispute with the professor he killed. He had accused the prof of stealing his computer code or something.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 02, 2016 12:32 PM (so+oy)

60 "The suspect is charged with the killing of two humans and two beloved narratives."

Hahahahaha...

Too bad the narratives will never die.

Posted by: Damiano at June 02, 2016 12:32 PM (71OEY)

61 This has the hallmarks of an Israeli False Flag Operation.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2016 12:32 PM (OxUnq)

62 >>How many months before we find out he has an IS affiliation, which
they'll announce couched in something like he "visited" a few
"extremist" websites.

The phrase you're looking for is "self-radicalized" - just as the San Bernardino shooters and the other CA jihadi stabber were according to the FBI.
So just a lone wolf, a whackobird, move along, nothing to see...

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2016 12:32 PM (NOIQH)

63 Move along volks, nothing to see here

Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 02, 2016 12:32 PM (12kBq)

64 Soooo.... he's George Zimmerman-"white"?

Posted by: Brock O'bama at June 02, 2016 12:32 PM (eDWZG)

65 40 The media let their wishful thinking get the better of them ~~this time~~ AGAIN.
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 02, 2016 12:29 PM (NDwVN)

Fixed. You're welcome.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 02, 2016 12:32 PM (fJPEO)

66 The crazy thing is, I'm updating the "Email From Readers" page at the Mohammed Image Archive, and just yesterday morning (before this shooting even happened) I noticed that nearly half the death threats from Muslims in my inbox in recent years had IPs that traced back to...India!

I thought to myself, "Gee, the Muslims of India are the angriest Muslims of all! No one mentions them much anymore."

And then this happened.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2016 12:33 PM (jBuUi)

67 Don't liberal narratives have nine lives and a reward of 72 virgins or something?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2016 12:33 PM (O0lVq)

68 I still don't understand how he got a gun into a gun free zone!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at June 02, 2016 12:33 PM (/m8T6)

69 >>In this case, it looks like being a Muslim had nothing to do with it.

Sure.

Because Religion of Peace and all...

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2016 12:34 PM (OxUnq)

70 Actually, it doesn't really matter if this was an act of auto-jihad. He's not white or Christian and so the story will die.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 02, 2016 12:34 PM (SEFXb)

71 Six foot tall and white just are not what they used to be.

Posted by: Noe Stalgia at June 02, 2016 12:34 PM (UJnUq)

72 We have nothing to fear with Barack Hussein Obama in the White House

Posted by: John McCain at June 02, 2016 12:34 PM (12kBq)

73 Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2016 12:33 PM (jBuUi)

This is why I don't have a problem with letting Sikhs in the military be cut some slack on their turbans.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 02, 2016 12:34 PM (uiwCw)

74 Sarkar is a common Bengali name, but it's Hindu. West Bengal, where he's from, is about 25% Muslim. What's the source for the religion listed in that Everipedia article?

Posted by: Alex

Ain't none so far. And I'm not willing to check Facebutt to find out.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2016 12:34 PM (p2X2f)

75 Yesterday he was a 6' tall white guy. How did he change his appearance so fast?
----------

Oh, it isn't hard to do.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at June 02, 2016 12:34 PM (9mTYi)

76 In this case, it looks like being a Muslim had nothing to do with it. He had a long running dispute with the professor he killed. He had accused the prof of stealing his computer code or something.

And a "kill list" puts that theory to rest.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 12:34 PM (oqhrS)

77 47 "Some leftist or Muslim at Everipedia is already trying the flush the Muslim connection down the memory hole!"

Isn't Everipedia like Wikipedia used to be, in that anybody can edit articles? Given that his last name is of Hindu origin, it's just as likely that somebody earlier had jumped to a conclusion (based on ???) and put "Muslim" in the article. I don't know whether either edit is correct, but I don't have any information to suggest that either editor knew his religion for sure.

Posted by: Alex at June 02, 2016 12:34 PM (7Yy8M)

78 Huh. I was wonder why this incident has been relatively quiet in the news, compared to the usual histrionics.

Religion of Peace strikes again.

Now everyone- be sure to keep yourselves under control and not engage in any backlash.

Posted by: Damiano at June 02, 2016 12:34 PM (71OEY)

79 Meanwhile, back in Brooklyn, Hilldogger's bathroom server was successfully hacked "several times".

http://tinyurl.com/he8w4ny

Posted by: MTF, Amity and Enmity at June 02, 2016 12:34 PM (/m8T6)

80 >>Some leftist or Muslim at Everipedia is already trying the flush the Muslim connection down the memory hole!

Posted by: zombie

Now that isn't fishy at all!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2016 12:34 PM (NOIQH)

81 In this case, it looks like being a Muslim had nothing to do with it. He had a long running dispute with the professor he killed. He had accused the prof of stealing his computer code or something.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

Sorry, but Muslims think they have a "license to kill" when it comes to infidels, so he just found a small enough reason to exercise his religious duty.

You really think if this guy was a Methodist he would have killed a professor over this dispute?

Posted by: Maritime at June 02, 2016 12:35 PM (H8A77)

82
And then this happened.
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2016 12:33 PM (jBuUi)

How many death threats do you get on a weekly basis?

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 02, 2016 12:35 PM (SEFXb)

83 He looks like one of those WHITE hispanics to me.

Posted by: Damiano at June 02, 2016 12:35 PM (71OEY)

84 Media said he was white. What happened?

Posted by: NJRob at June 02, 2016 12:35 PM (23KGS)

85 In this case, it looks like being a Muslim had nothing to do with it. He had a long running dispute with the professor he killed. He had accused the prof of stealing his computer code or something.

Even if killing your professor is not specifically sanctioned in the koran, islamic culture seems to promote murder as a solution to interpersonal conflicts. Maybe the underlying residue of Arab culture infects even the non-Arab adherents.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2016 12:35 PM (8ZskC)

86 I know--we'll just say he identified as a white teabagger!

Posted by: Ted Baxter at June 02, 2016 12:35 PM (ZEzaq)

87 66 Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2016 12:33 PM (jBuUi)

Yup the Tamil Tigers are badasses, and the Indian PM was using Sikh bodyguards for a reason.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 02, 2016 12:36 PM (g8Hfr)

88 Six Feet Tall and White is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2016 12:36 PM (OxUnq)

89 I don't have a kill list, but I have a "beat the living shit out of" list, and it has one name on it, some douchebag neighbor whose dog I rescued from the street yesterday. I'm so pissed off, and I can't communicate with him directly (got banned from the neighborhood FB page) so I'm just venting here. Fuckboy is gong to get his. Next time his dog gets loose (which will happen), I am going to call the number on the tag and force the douchemonkey to come to my house to pick him up. Given the shit he talked to me yesterday (online), I can't wait to see his face when he walks up my driveway. I really hope his dog gets out today.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 02, 2016 12:36 PM (2cS/G)

90 Being muslim has nothing to do with it?

maybe, but in general, muslims seem to have less of a regard for human life than Jews and Christians. And I think a pretty good case can be made to back that up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2016 12:36 PM (zp+j1)

91 What's going to be critical here is why the list exists. Was it because he's a lunatic serial killer that only makse sense in his head? Or is there something about these targets that fits them together such as "all signed a petition" or "part of a study that showed..." so they become a religious list of targets?

The FBI probably has this all worked out already. Its too soon to talk about it, because they're using that information and study to find and catch the bad guy, but eventually it should come out

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2016 12:36 PM (39g3+)

92 Remember, Zimmerman was a WHITE Hispanic unlike the brown Hispanics that are coming across our border who racist conservatives want to stop.

Posted by: Cheri at June 02, 2016 12:36 PM (oiNtH)

93 Colorado Alex, 21:

"I honestly think the muslim thing isn't the issue here."

I'd tend to agree. News stories I've read make it sound like he was a failing grad student, convinced his advisor had stolen his code and given it to another student.

I've seen students convince themselves that their advisor is stealing the accomplishment that justifies all the time and misery they've spent working on it. From the advisor's point of view, sometimes the student is sitting on something and can't/won't finish it, so he puts someone else to finally finish the damn thing so they all get something out of it instead of nothing. Either can be either true or bullshit justification, and I've seen both kinds.

Now, did his upbringing/culture/whatever influence his threshold to murder instead of just quit and do something else? Damned if I know, but it sure could.

Posted by: JPS at June 02, 2016 12:37 PM (mH5lL)

94 76 Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 12:34 PM (oqhrS)

You know what Muslims call a kill list?

Fatwa in pursuit of Jihad.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 02, 2016 12:37 PM (g8Hfr)

95 84 Media said he was white. What happened?
Posted by: NJRob at June 02, 2016 12:35 PM (23KGS)

You tell me

Posted by: Mary Mapes at June 02, 2016 12:37 PM (12kBq)

96 79 Meanwhile, back in Brooklyn, Hilldogger's bathroom server was successfully hacked "several times".

http://tinyurl.com/he8w4ny
Posted by: MTF, Amity and Enmity at June 02, 2016 12:34 PM (/m8T6)

No surprise. She was, effectively, a spy for the Russians and Chinese all at once.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 02, 2016 12:37 PM (SEFXb)

97 UNEXPECTEDLY!

DEFAMING A GREAT RELIGION OF TRANQUILITY AND PEACE! SIGNIFYING NOTHING!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at June 02, 2016 12:37 PM (rUc9h)

98 He had a long running dispute with the professor he killed. He had accused the prof of stealing his computer code or something.
------------

And as for that bitch in Minnesota, she stole some keyboard macros that I wrote... she had it coming.

Posted by: Maniac Sarkar at June 02, 2016 12:37 PM (9mTYi)

99 23 Six foot white dude?
Posted by: wooga at June 02, 2016 12:27 PM (OF+yo)

First reports.

Amazing how that rarely seems to be the case.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at June 02, 2016 12:37 PM (Ycgco)

100 The Hound, Ser Illyn Payne, Queen Cersei, King Joffrey, The Mountain....

Posted by: Arya Ibn Al-Stark at June 02, 2016 12:38 PM (R8ea6)

101 What's going to be critical here is why the list exists. Was it because
he's a lunatic serial killer that only makse sense in his head? Or is
there something about these targets that fits them together such as "all
signed a petition" or "part of a study that showed..." so they become a
religious list of targets?

People who he believed had "wronged" him in some way? Ex girlfriends, professors, etc.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 02, 2016 12:38 PM (LUG6K)

102 >>Even if killing your professor is not specifically sanctioned in the
koran, islamic culture seems to promote murder as a solution to
interpersonal conflicts. Maybe the underlying residue of Arab culture
infects even the non-Arab adherents.

Yep - Honor culture vs. Shame culture

Kinda like that Muslim tv exec who beheaded his wife a while back. Yes, a lot of people get angry and want to split from their wife, yet only certain cultures think it's OK to accomplish this with a beheading....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2016 12:38 PM (NOIQH)

103 Hi! Its me again!

Posted by: Religion of Peace at June 02, 2016 12:38 PM (10hEu)

104 1. Hodor
2. Hodor
3. HODOR!
4. Hodor
5. Hodor

Posted by: Hodor's Kill List at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (OxUnq)

105 Somehow I knew it would be a Minnesota man!

Posted by: Ann K at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (vt58B)

106 Posted by: Lincolntf

I feel your pain. Amazing how careless people can be and then it is all YOUR fault. Thank you for caring more for his dog than he does.

Posted by: Cheri at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (oiNtH)

107 >>Given the shit he talked to me yesterday (online), I
can't wait to see his face when he walks up my driveway. I really hope
his dog gets out today. Posted by: Lincolntf at June 02, 2016 12:36 PM (2cS/G)

Please don't do anything rash.

BTW, day-drinking a liter of Ten High and cutting "war-grooves" in your chest with a razor doesn't count as "rash."

Posted by: General Zod at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (Bdeb0)

108 Moving: Officer from Uzbekistan returns to Judaism

Watch: The emotional moment young daughter of a Jew in Uzbekistan officially completes conversion, after making Aliyah and enlisting.

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/213177#.V1BgQihm58A

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (zp+j1)

109 N-n-n-now obviously, w-w-w-we mourn for the departed...b-b-but let's not forget...uh...about uh...the C-c-c-c-c-crusades. Lots of w-w-w-white people...with c-c-crosses...killing peaceful M-m-m-m-muslims.

Making a big ol m-m-m-m-mess in Palestine.

Uh...uh...yeah.

Posted by: President Pre-Op Pussypants at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (datdl)

110 No Thanks

Posted by: 72 virgins at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (R8ea6)

111 And so, as always...

If it's just some white guy: shooter identified immediately.

If it's anybody inconvenient to the narratives: delayed, reluctant release followed by immediate memory-holing.

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (rUc9h)

112 The killer has been identified as Mainak Sakar. a white Muslim from India..

Posted by: New York Times at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (1BQGO)

113 How many death threats do you get on a weekly basis?
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianad

Generally, these days, about two or three.

But they often come in waves -- some Muslim in some country will discover the Archive, he will flip out in rage, and then forward the link to every fellow extremist he knows, and suddenly I get inundated with threats all from the same country. And then it will die down again. During peak periods, I can get several death threats per day.

This has been going on without interruption since 2006, btw. My life is one long death threat.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (jBuUi)

114 91 What's going to be critical here is why the list exists. Was it because he's a lunatic serial killer that only makse sense in his head? Or is there something about these targets that fits them together such as "all signed a petition" or "part of a study that showed..." so they become a religious list of targets?

The FBI probably has this all worked out already. Its too soon to talk about it, because they're using that information and study to find and catch the bad guy, but eventually it should come out

If he was a lone wolf, they already got the bad guy, threat is over.

If he wasn't a lone wolf, the jihadi is in play.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (oqhrS)

115 Did he also have a manifesto or online rant explaining why he did this?

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It was accidentally erased when FBI Special Agent Rosemary Woods tried to download it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (Nwg0u)

116 Should have changed my name to kareem or muhammed... press would have totally covered for me

Posted by: OJ at June 02, 2016 12:40 PM (12kBq)

117
I'd tend to agree. News stories I've read make it sound like he was a
failing grad student, convinced his advisor had stolen his code and
given it to another student.

I've seen students convince themselves that their advisor is
stealing the accomplishment that justifies all the time and misery
they've spent working on it. From the advisor's point of view, sometimes
the student is sitting on something and can't/won't finish it, so he
puts someone else to finally finish the damn thing so they all get
something out of it instead of nothing. Either can be either true or
bullshit justification, and I've seen both kinds.

Now, did his upbringing/culture/whatever influence his threshold to
murder instead of just quit and do something else? Damned if I know, but
it sure could.

If he's a Ph.D student in engineering, I'm going to assume that he isn't quite normal anyways. It's possible that religion played a role, but to me it's just as likely that he was an antisocial nutjob who finally snapped.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 02, 2016 12:40 PM (LUG6K)

118 So, how was the woman killed?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2016 12:40 PM (iQIUe)

119 People who he believed had "wronged" him in some way? Ex girlfriends, professors, etc.
Posted by: Colorado Alex
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Islam - The paranoid remnants of a decayed civilization.

Posted by: Nat Lamp at June 02, 2016 12:40 PM (9mTYi)

120 if he was from MN, maybe he was corrupted by those evil Lutherans. I heard they once threw eggs at a Dairy Queen which ran out of caramel sauce.

Posted by: mallflower at June 02, 2016 12:40 PM (qSIlh)

121 Somehow I knew it would be a Minnesota man!

Posted by: Ann K at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (vt58B)

You learn to expect these things from a bunch of lutefisk eating snow-wops.
uh...

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 02, 2016 12:41 PM (vbvxt)

122 "Mainak" is also a Hindu-origin name -- it's a mountain in Hindu mythology.

I don't trust that Everipedia source at all. I think putting everyone's Jump-to-Conclusions Mats back in the closet now would be a good idea.

Posted by: Alex at June 02, 2016 12:42 PM (7Yy8M)

123 17 >>Doesn't everybody have a kill list?

I find it easier to have a 'Don't Kill List'.

Posted by: garrett

Garrett, saving trees.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 02, 2016 12:42 PM (kfcYC)

124
Now, did his upbringing/culture/whatever influence his threshold to murder instead of just quit and do something else? Damned if I know, but it sure could.
Posted by: JPS

These Muslim shootings though have small sleights that ends up in a murder spree.

I can almost guarantee you in the guy's head he justified it because the person he was killing was an infidel.

Not all Muslim killings are going to be military targets that have value to some enemy overseas.

Jihad is going to practiced like you see here. Random killings.

Posted by: Maritime at June 02, 2016 12:42 PM (H8A77)

125 BTW, is there any proof that the Houston shooter from the weekend thought that the government was going to collapse & we should go long on gold, or was that more shit the media says?

Posted by: josephistan at June 02, 2016 12:42 PM (7HtZB)

126 Meanwhile in California, legislation moving through the system to remove exemptions from religious colleges and institutions from bathroom laws

http://tinyurl.com/zuahpbk

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2016 12:42 PM (39g3+)

127 Was Klug Jewish? Perhaps that fed the killers paranoid delusions

Posted by: ThunderB at June 02, 2016 12:42 PM (zOTsN)

128 1. America

Posted by: Barry at June 02, 2016 12:42 PM (R8ea6)

129 I'll go out on a limb and bet this "peaceful muslim" acted out in class and was a strange dude but nobody reported him because gosh darn that would be not be PC and PC rules on today.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2016 12:42 PM (zp+j1)

130 Shit. I don't think we can get away with calling him a "white dot-injun." Can we?

Posted by: Lou Grant

I hate to be the one to explain to 'progressives' their own history but... a decision in the early 20's ruled that India Indians were 'white' enough to be allowed to buy real estate under exclusionary covenant laws that the 'progressives' designed and passed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2016 12:42 PM (p2X2f)

131 How many people were on this kill list? Have they all been checked on? What is the common link of those on the kill list? How did he kill this woman in Minnesota and then kill the professor in UCLA? Did he kill himself or was he shot by law enforcement?

Questions. I have them.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 02, 2016 12:42 PM (dFi94)

132 Doesn't everybody have a kill list?

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I find it more convenient to play it by ear. That way you don't leave any targets of opportunity on the table.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2016 12:42 PM (Nwg0u)

133
25 Yesterday he was a 6' tall white guy. How did he change his appearance so fast?

Posted by: Hotspur

Stayed out in the sun too long?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 02, 2016 12:42 PM (kfcYC)

134 I-i-i-i-i-i-if you happen to find a uh....uh...headless body. And the words "Die Infidel P-p-p-p-p-pig" spelled in blood on the floor......could uh....could just be a uh...uh...an intense game of Du-du-du-dungeons and Dragons going on.

Posted by: President Pre-Op Pussypants at June 02, 2016 12:43 PM (datdl)

135 Moving: Officer from Uzbekistan returns to Judaism

Watch: The emotional moment young daughter of a Jew in Uzbekistan officially completes conversion, after making Aliyah and enlisting.

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/213177#.V1BgQihm58A

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (zp+j1)

That's really moving.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 02, 2016 12:43 PM (4ng05)

136 1. Fifth of Bombay Saphire

Posted by: Hillary's List at June 02, 2016 12:43 PM (OxUnq)

137 As to a kill list...yeah, you're supposed to memorize those. Or so I've been told.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 02, 2016 12:27 PM (SEFXb)

He probably memorized the koran, and therefore had to write down the kill list because his brain was full.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2016 12:44 PM (GSdpU)

138 59 In this case, it looks like being a Muslim had nothing to do with it. He had a long running dispute with the professor he killed. He had accused the prof of stealing his computer code or something.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

A list of code stealers?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 02, 2016 12:44 PM (kfcYC)

139 When will academia address the killers in their midst?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2016 12:44 PM (3hIZX)

140 The 6 foot white guy seems to be the victim

Any other remarks from his death note other than the kill list

Like, say, why he felt they had to die

Posted by: ThunderB at June 02, 2016 12:44 PM (zOTsN)

141 Last 3 mass shootings:

UCLA: muzzie
San Bernardino: muzzie
Oregon college: 1/2 black

But let's ban guns for middle class white guys who like to shoot beer cans.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 02, 2016 12:44 PM (0LHZx)

142 decision in the early 20's ruled that India Indians were 'white' enough to be allowed to buy real estate under exclusionary covenant laws that the 'progressives' designed and passed.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2016 12:42 PM (p2X2f)

They must be worthy, they have a british accent

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at June 02, 2016 12:44 PM (12kBq)

143 Per WZ, apparently he left behind a note, the contents of which have not been released.

Posted by: josephistan at June 02, 2016 12:44 PM (7HtZB)

144 Self-radicalizing is easy. Read the koran and hadiths. Get that old time religion of peace.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 02, 2016 12:44 PM (bwBDK)

145 My name is Mainak Sarkar. I was this guy's PhD student. We had personal differences. He cleverly stole all my code and gave it another student. He made me really sick.

Your enemy is your enemy. But your friend can do a lot more harm. Be careful about whom you trust.

Stay away from this sick guy.

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o.O

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2016 12:45 PM (/CXhS)

146 Moving: Officer from Uzbekistan returns to Judaism

Watch: The emotional moment young daughter of a Jew in Uzbekistan officially completes conversion, after making Aliyah and enlisting.

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/213177#.V1BgQihm58A

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (zp+j1)

That's really moving.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 02, 2016 12:43 PM (4ng05)

And she is cute to boot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2016 12:45 PM (zp+j1)

147 if he was from MN, maybe he was corrupted by those evil Lutherans. I heard they once threw eggs at a Dairy Queen which ran out of caramel sauce.
Posted by: mallflower
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My theory about any bad thing originating from Wisconsin or Minnesota is that it has it's nexus is in over-consumption of cheese.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at June 02, 2016 12:45 PM (9mTYi)

148 The suspect is charged with the killing of two humans and two beloved narratives.
Ace

Yeah, well, yknow, just like your opinion, man.
Christians kill people too.
Get off your h-h-h-h-h-h-high h-h-h-h-h-hhorse.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 02, 2016 12:45 PM (kKHcp)

149 "This has been going on without interruption since 2006, btw. My life is one long death threat.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2016 12:39 PM (jBuUi)"Do your photo essays on the Folsom Street Fair get you death threats or positive reviews from the Gaystapo?

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2016 12:45 PM (1BQGO)

150 1. Homos Who Touch My Stuff

Posted by: Francis Sawyer at June 02, 2016 12:45 PM (OxUnq)

151 Why was Mainak Sarkar permitted to live in the United States?

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2016 12:45 PM (FohCt)

152 Meanwhile in California, legislation moving through the system to remove exemptions from religious colleges and institutions from bathroom laws

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If only he'd been allowed to relieve himself while seated in the girls room and cry, maybe this needn't have happened.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2016 12:45 PM (Nwg0u)

153 143 Per WZ, apparently he left behind a note, the contents of which have not been released.
Posted by: josephistan at June 02, 2016 12:44 PM (7HtZB)

"I keel you!"

Posted by: EC at June 02, 2016 12:45 PM (j8YpL)

154 YET ANOTHER WHITE INDIAN CHRISTIAN MUSLIM TERRORIST! VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY! DONALD TRUMP! BERNIE SANDERS!

CAN WE FINALLY DISCUSS MY COMMONSENSE GUN AND CHRISTIANITY AND FREE SPEECH CONTROL PROPOSALS? AND LARGE DONATIONS TO MY CHARITABLE FOUNDATION?

FOR THE CHILDREN?!

[ROBOTIC CACKLE]

Posted by: Hillary! and her rainbow exoskeleton at June 02, 2016 12:46 PM (rUc9h)

155 He's a Mainiak, MAAAINIAK, dead on the floor...

Posted by: JB at June 02, 2016 12:46 PM (Zqx02)

156 Per WZ, apparently he left behind a note, the contents of which have not been released.

NBC to report Donald Trump told him to kill.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2016 12:46 PM (3hIZX)

157 Phrases like K-k-k-k-kill List are divisive. That's uh...uh...not who we are.

The proper ph-ph-phrase is 'Pre-Receipt for Hu-hu-human Expirations'.

Posted by: President Pre-Op Pussypants at June 02, 2016 12:46 PM (datdl)

158 personally, I find it sufficient to merely occasionally wish cancer on people. This way I have a chance of occasionally seeing my wish come true and I can't be charged with anything.

Posted by: mallflower at June 02, 2016 12:46 PM (qSIlh)

159 Per WZ, apparently he left behind a note, the contents of which have not been released.
Posted by: josephistan

Which means is probably full of Jihad type ramblings.

Sort of like the media making sure the initial report was a 6 foot white guy when describing the shooter.

Obama is whiter than this guy, how does anyone make that mistake?

Posted by: Maritime at June 02, 2016 12:46 PM (H8A77)

160 Typically the FBI doesn't release info right away because they're trying to track down and catch someone but in this case, he's dead. So unless there's some further criminal reason to keep it quiet, one wonders why the info hasn't been released.

I mean, if there's another name on the list of people helping him carry out the kill commands, then they need to keep it quiet, but in that case you'd think they wouldn't even mention the list.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2016 12:46 PM (39g3+)

161 1. Hodor
2. Hodor
3. HODOR!
4. Hodor
5. Hodor

Posted by: Hodor's Kill List

Good luck with all of that.

Posted by: The Night King at June 02, 2016 12:46 PM (p2X2f)

162 President SCOAMF wonders exactly how much Okey-doke American can withstand.

Posted by: MTF, Amity and Enmity at June 02, 2016 12:46 PM (/m8T6)

163 Why was Mainak Sarkar permitted to live in the United States?

The Oppressed Brown Person Visa Program

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2016 12:47 PM (8ZskC)

164 2. Homos who call me 'Francis'.

Posted by: Francis Sawyer at June 02, 2016 12:47 PM (OxUnq)

165 He went to Stanford and some school in India in addition to ucla. Don't know if he was a native MN, or immigrated.

Posted by: ThunderB at June 02, 2016 12:47 PM (zOTsN)

166 In this case, it looks like being a Muslim had nothing to do with it. He
had a long running dispute with the professor he killed. He had accused
the prof of stealing his computer code or something.

Because in every other social group in the world, killing is a perfectly good response to such things...

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 02, 2016 12:47 PM (vbvxt)

167 NBC to report Donald Trump told him to kill.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2016 12:46 PM (3hIZX)

He thought Trump was going to use his magic eminent domain powers to condemn him, so he flipped out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2016 12:47 PM (zp+j1)

168 If he killed a woman in MN, its possible that, knowing he'd just thrown it all away, he decided to clear out the list and managed to get the perfessor as a secondary target. She may have been the prime one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2016 12:47 PM (3hIZX)

169 3. Homos who try to touch me.

Posted by: Francis Sawyer at June 02, 2016 12:47 PM (OxUnq)

170 My theory about any bad thing originating from
Wisconsin or Minnesota is that it has it's nexus is in over-consumption
of cheese.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at June 02, 2016 12:45 PM (9mTYi)
=============================================

Constipation can lead to all sorts of unpleasantness.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 02, 2016 12:47 PM (dFi94)

171 a woman named on that kill list was just found dead in Minnesota

This is so creepy. He looks creepy too.

Posted by: Lea at June 02, 2016 12:47 PM (lIU4e)

172 maybe the professor had a knife and the guy was just taking Obama's advice.

Posted by: mallflower at June 02, 2016 12:47 PM (qSIlh)

173 Pretty sure the Jews wrecked his life so he had to kill people

Posted by: ThunderB at June 02, 2016 12:48 PM (zOTsN)

174 Per WZ, apparently he left behind a note, the contents of which have not been released.
Posted by: josephistan at June 02, 2016 12:44 PM (7HtZB)

I'd suggest placing bets on whether or not "Allah Akbar" or "The Prophet" appear in the note but the safe bet is that the note will never be released.

Posted by: Damiano at June 02, 2016 12:48 PM (71OEY)

175 Has anyone taken the initiative to remind everyone that Islam is a religion of peace and that only about 10 - 15% of all Muslims hold radical, violent view? That's only 1-200 million people in the whole world who want you dead.

Nothing really.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 02, 2016 12:48 PM (4ng05)

176 >>How many people were on this kill list? Have they all been checked on?
What is the common link of those on the kill list? How did he kill this
woman in Minnesota and then kill the professor in UCLA? Did he kill
himself or was he shot by law enforcement?

All excellent questions.

Killing the woman in Minnesota before the UCLA shooting means it was premeditated, not just a moment of anger.

I'd also like to know where he got the gun - was it a legal purchase?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2016 12:48 PM (NOIQH)

177 NBC to report Donald Trump told him to kill.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2016 12:46 PM (3hIZX)

He called Mainak up & asked if he wanted to play solitaire.

Posted by: josephistan at June 02, 2016 12:48 PM (7HtZB)

178 "Don't know if he was a native MN, or immigrated."

Doing the jobs Americans won't do.

Posted by: Qoheleth at June 02, 2016 12:48 PM (iIzG7)

179 106 Posted by: Lincolntf

I feel your pain. Amazing how careless people can be and then it is all YOUR fault. Thank you for caring more for his dog than he does.

Posted by: Cheri at June

If you care so much about me, why do you keep sending me back to that jerk?

Posted by: Jerk Next Door's Dog at June 02, 2016 12:48 PM (kfcYC)

180 Do your photo essays on the Folsom Street Fair get you death threats or positive reviews from the Gaystapo?

Posted by: Ripley

When I first did the "Up Your Alley" and "Folsom" reports, for a month I attracted the seriously terrifying of the gay radical mafia, who not only sent me death threats, but tried to out me, and tried to hack my site, and even sent bomb threats to my hosting company. But that died down eventually.

No, the death threats to which I refer, of which I have received literally thousands since 2006, are due to the Mohammed Image Archive.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2016 12:48 PM (jBuUi)

181 165 He went to Stanford and some school in India in addition to ucla. Don't know if he was a native MN, or immigrated.
Posted by: ThunderB at June 02, 2016 12:47 PM (zOTsN)

____

Number of native born Americans who go to school in India: 0

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 02, 2016 12:48 PM (0LHZx)

182 SO his name was practically "Maniac"?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 02, 2016 12:49 PM (TFxjY)

183 He was triggered by a YouTube video!

Release the Huma!

Posted by: Ready4Hillary! at June 02, 2016 12:49 PM (10hEu)

184 The first clue something was amiss was the slow pace at which authorities were releasing the killer's identity. If this was a white person, the whole world would have him labeled as a Trump loving, far right leaning gun toting bible thumping red neck - and would exposed before the last cop car showed up on scene.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 02, 2016 12:49 PM (jxbfJ)

185 Because in every other social group in the world, killing is a perfectly good response to such things

My dog told us it was perfectly acceptable

Posted by: Psycho-Americans Alliance at June 02, 2016 12:49 PM (39g3+)

186 I'd also like to know where he got the gun - was it a legal purchase?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2016 12:48 PM (NOIQH)

____

Probably one of those gun show loopholes I keep hearing about.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 02, 2016 12:49 PM (0LHZx)

187 Those poor families. May God bring them peace.

Also, since I'm too energy efficient to read the story, does the mean he traveled from Minnesota to California for to do the shooty or the other way around?

Posted by: alexthechick - All Your Parfait Is Belong To Me at June 02, 2016 12:49 PM (mf5HN)

188 President SCOAMF wonders exactly how much Okey-doke American can withstand.
Posted by: MTF, Amity and Enmity
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From his perspective, probably a buttload.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at June 02, 2016 12:49 PM (9mTYi)

189 The suspect is charged with the killing of two humans and two beloved narratives.

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My favorite line this week.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 02, 2016 12:50 PM (U+nHb)

190 May Mainak find himself being torn asunder upon the barbed and flaming cock of Shaitan while 72 houri mock his micro-penis. For eternity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2016 12:50 PM (4P9Xl)

191 i'm seeing that the shooter was hindu......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 02, 2016 12:50 PM (0O7c5)

192 I'd also like to know where he got the gun - was it a legal purchase?

Online gun show loophole purchase.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 12:50 PM (oqhrS)

193 171 a woman named on that kill list was just found dead in Minnesota

This is so creepy. He looks creepy too.
Posted by: Lea at June 02, 2016 12:47 PM (lIU4e)

That was his ex girlfriend Ashley Hasti.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2016 12:51 PM (/CXhS)

194 I'd also like to know where he got the gun - was it a legal purchase?

Almost certainly legal or the president would be making a speech about it right, uh, uh, uh, uh right, uh, n-n-n-n-n-n-now

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2016 12:51 PM (39g3+)

195 1. My landlord
2. My landlord
3. My landlord

Posted by: Eddie Murphy's C-I-L-L list at June 02, 2016 12:51 PM (mvenn)

196 AlextheChick, from Minnesota to California don't ya know while wearing Depends.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2016 12:51 PM (4P9Xl)

197 In this case, it looks like being a Muslim had nothing to do with it. He had a long running dispute with the professor he killed. He had accused the prof of stealing his computer code or something.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 02, 2016 12:32 PM (so+oy)

But being a muslim does make it easier to go ahead and kill the hated kuffar. When muzzies snap, their programming tends to make them snap in predictable ways.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2016 12:51 PM (GSdpU)

198
SodaStream, the Israeli company that brought homemade carbonated drinks to kitchens around the world, is making a bid to conquer the home pub with the introduction of Beer Bar, its first homemade brew.

http://goo.gl/SbUClp

==========

Whoa!!!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2016 12:51 PM (iQIUe)

199 I figure he was driven over the edge because the name of the Cincinnati team is the Bengals.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2016 12:51 PM (Nwg0u)

200 Nevergiveup- that was beautiful. Hard not to cry along with that precious young lady.

Zombie, I knew you had to remain extremely conscious of your security, but I had no idea of how many death threats, and how long it's been going on. Adding you to my daily prayer list, if that's okay.

Posted by: Moki at June 02, 2016 12:51 PM (ezHMO)

201 He went to Stanford and some school in India in addition to ucla. Don't know if he was a native MN, or immigrated.

At some point, haven't you went to school enough?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 12:52 PM (oqhrS)

202 Also, since I'm too energy efficient to read the story, does the mean he
traveled from Minnesota to California for to do the shooty or the other
way around?

It looks like he drove from Minnesota to LA after killing her.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 02, 2016 12:52 PM (LUG6K)

203 If anyone you know is less concerned about the murder than about the fact that this boy brought a firearm into a posted gun-free zone...

... you probably ought to unfriend them.

Posted by: Qoheleth at June 02, 2016 12:52 PM (iIzG7)

204 I didn't read all of the comments, but apparently "Islam" was photoshopped in. If you follow the link to his social media page, his religion is listed as "hindu."

Posted by: California Girl at June 02, 2016 12:52 PM (Pt5D1)

205 I thought it was a murder-suicide. No?

Posted by: Grump928(C) wonders why you didn't come to him like a fucking man at June 02, 2016 12:52 PM (rwI+c)

206 Also, since I'm too energy efficient to read the story, does the mean he traveled from Minnesota to California for to do the shooty or the other way around?

Posted by: alexthechick - All Your Parfait Is Belong To Me at June 02, 2016 12:49 PM (mf5HN)

Being that he was killed in CA I don't think he traveled to Minnesota afterwards.

*shoves espresso and bourbon through the USB

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (/CXhS)

207 "Moving: Officer from Uzbekistan returns to Judaism

And she is cute to boot
Posted by: Nevergiveup"

Yup. Lily from the AT&T commercials was born in Uzbekistan as well so that country can churn out some cuties.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (OD2ni)

208 170 My theory about any bad thing originating from
Wisconsin or Minnesota is that it has it's nexus is in over-consumption
of cheese.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at June 02, 2016 12:45 PM (9mTYi)
=============================================

Constipation can lead to all sorts of unpleasantness.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 02, 2016 12:47 PM (dFi94)

I thought the beer and lutefisk was supposed to take care of that.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (PjWy4)

209 i'm seeing that the shooter was hindu......
Posted by: phoenixgirl

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See comment 47

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (9mTYi)

210 >>> Probably one of those gun show loopholes I keep hearing about.
....

I hear that you can get assault rifles with things that go up delivered to your door in less than 2 hours if you have a GunNut.com Prime account, thanks to the Internet Loophole.

Posted by: Damiano at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (71OEY)

211 a woman named on that kill list was just found dead in Minnesota

This is so creepy. He looks creepy too.
Posted by: Lea at June 02, 2016 12:47 PM (lIU4e)

That was his ex girlfriend Ashley Hasti.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA

Haven Monahan?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (oqhrS)

212 So the reason floated for why he offed the white guy was that he thought Klug stole his code. I wonder what he thought the woman stole from him.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (tf9Ne)

213 Gee, she was an M. D., too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (iQIUe)

214 Well, I've got an additional 30% off coupon on top of sale prices, plus $35 in Kohl's cash so I'm going to drive over there and see about getting some luggage. Not going to Cancun with that ratty old bag that my son has been dragging around for ten years. If you solve the murder mystery while I'm gone, leave me a note.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (dFi94)

215 Well if he was Hindu, back on the reincarnation wheel for him. He needs to work on things and being reborn as a woman is probably definitely not in the cards, a snake might be in order.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (4P9Xl)

216

It looks like he drove from Minnesota to LA after killing her.

Depends.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (3hIZX)

217 >>It looks like he drove from Minnesota to LA after killing her.

Probably listened to too much Lyle Lovett on the way.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (OxUnq)

218 I said in the ONT-at the end-what the heck does "okie doke in that context mean anyway?" A poster suggested he meant "rope a dope" and got it wrong.

Someone should make up little video with Obama doing the hokey pokey while he mumbles and sounds ludicrous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2016 12:54 PM (rmw+9)

219 OK since we are on the subject kinda. There was this one muslim Sailor in my Unit. And he was "Off". Nice enough on the surface but "Off". I point blank told the Senior Chief andt he CO of my Unit if we get deployed I refuse to let him go.

Last month one of my HMs who works at this rather large famous prison told me "quess who is a guest there" for beating the shit out of his brother in law. LMAO.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2016 12:54 PM (zp+j1)

220 Bet she was a supporter of Hillary Clinton, too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2016 12:54 PM (iQIUe)

221 "I thought it was a murder-suicide. No?"

If only these people would do themselves first, we wouldn't have to ask that question.

Posted by: Qoheleth at June 02, 2016 12:54 PM (iIzG7)

222 >>Lily from the AT&T commercials was born in Uzbekistan as well so that country can churn out some cuties.

off to Travelocity, brb.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2016 12:54 PM (OxUnq)

223 Kill list:

1. Idea of self

Posted by: Victim of Cotard's delusion syndrome at June 02, 2016 12:55 PM (Bdeb0)

224 201-if you are going the PhD route, it takes forever, and generally requires going to a different school for each step of the degree-undergrad/masters/PhD. It's time consuming and expensive, and unless you are getting a STEM degree, generally not lucrative.

I'm looking at PhD programs now, that are running close to 5000 bucks per class. I don't need the degree that much. I'd rather buy a farm.

Posted by: Moki at June 02, 2016 12:55 PM (ezHMO)

225 I didn't read all of the comments, but apparently "Islam" was photoshopped in. If you follow the link to his social media page, his religion is listed as "hindu."
Posted by: California Girl
-------------

Hmm. It's almost as if the internetz can't be trusted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at June 02, 2016 12:55 PM (9mTYi)

226 199 I figure he was driven over the edge because the name of the Cincinnati team is the Bengals.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2016 12:51 PM (Nwg0u)

So he wasn't a jolly Bengali.

Posted by: josephistan at June 02, 2016 12:55 PM (7HtZB)

227 Look on the bright side, he wasn't a transgender, just a goat fucker of faith.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 02, 2016 12:55 PM (oDCMR)

228 I noticed that Lily is putting on some pounds. Pregnant? Also, she's cute enough, with some major balboas, but I don't think she will stay cute forever. She doesn't have the classic lines that will.

Posted by: Grump928(C) wonders why you didn't come to him like a fucking man at June 02, 2016 12:55 PM (rwI+c)

229 Probably listened to too much Lyle Lovett on the way.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (OxUnq)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 02, 2016 12:55 PM (LUG6K)

230 Article over at the WSJ that I thought was a parody;

>>Clinton to Pound Trump on Foreign Policy<<

Oh boy. This ought to be good. Anyone have some extra butter?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2016 12:56 PM (O0lVq)

231 1. The Wabbit

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at June 02, 2016 12:56 PM (OxUnq)

232 I hear that you can get assault rifles with things that go up delivered to your door in less than 2 hours if you have a GunNut.com Prime account, thanks to the Internet Loophole.
Posted by: Damiano at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (71OEY)

Not just assault rifles with things that go up. Scary black military-grade, high-power assault rifles with things that go up.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 02, 2016 12:56 PM (KUaJL)

233 I'd suggest placing bets on whether or not "Allah Akbar" or "The Prophet" appear in the note but the safe bet is that the note will never be released.

Posted by: Damiano at June 02, 2016 12:48 PM (71OEY)

Privacy concerns, don't you know old chap?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 02, 2016 12:56 PM (wYnyS)

234 A list of code stealers?
001010101011010100010101010100111100110

Posted by: andycanuck at June 02, 2016 12:56 PM (PLnZs)

235 I wonder what he thought the woman stole from him.

Posted by: Buzzsaw

She obviously tried to steal his crazy and failed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2016 12:56 PM (p2X2f)

236 I didn't read all of the comments, but apparently "Islam" was photoshopped in. If you follow the link to his social media page, his religion is listed as "hindu."
Posted by: California Girl

Ya just can't trust anyone these days? Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2016 12:56 PM (zp+j1)

237 Lily from the AT&T commercials was born in Uzbekistan as well so that country can churn out some cuties.

off to Travelocity, brb.
Posted by: garrett

Cheaper to go to the AT&T store.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 12:57 PM (oqhrS)

238 Hindu Nuffin!

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 02, 2016 12:57 PM (2cS/G)

239 Given the information above it seems likely that he was just a whacked-out guy and not engaged in auto-jihad. If so, they story is that the narrative will die for lack of a white guy.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 02, 2016 12:57 PM (PjWy4)

240 I wonder what he thought the woman stole from him.

Posted by: Buzzsaw

My first guess would be ex-gf who realized he was crazy and broke it off, and he didn't take it well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 02, 2016 12:57 PM (LUG6K)

241 [204 I didn't read all of the comments, but apparently "Islam" was photoshopped in. If you follow the link to his social media page, his religion is listed as "hindu."
Posted by: California Girl

Or...the reverse. See comment #47 above.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2016 12:57 PM (jBuUi)

242 Hindu Nuffin!

Thread winner!

Posted by: Grump928(C) wonders why you didn't come to him like a fucking man at June 02, 2016 12:57 PM (rwI+c)

243 1. The Wine

...oh, wait.
Nevermind.

I thought that said Spill List.

Posted by: Eric Burden at June 02, 2016 12:58 PM (OxUnq)

244 I said in the ONT-at the end-what the heck does "okie doke in that context mean anyway?" A poster suggested he meant "rope a dope" and got it wrong.

I've heard some people claim its a black phrase for when white people job you over, but I don't know how accurate that is. If that's real its really obscure, even the Urban Dictionary doesn't cover it.

My guess is he just was flustered and not a very deep person so he said stuff just to fill the quiet spots in.

A truly gifted speaker knows to leave silences in for emphases and drama. A poor one thinks you have to keep going or lose the audience.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2016 12:58 PM (39g3+)

245 This is my first attempt at constructing political talking points regarding Islam:

At any given moment, more people are not being beheaded by Muslims than are being beheaded by Muslims.

How'd I do?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 02, 2016 12:58 PM (4ng05)

246 President Obama Wednesday called for the expansion of Social Security, a reversal from his earlier attempt to rein in the program.

We should be strengthening Social Security, Obama said in Elkhart, Ind., in a nearly hour-long rebuttal of Republican economic positions. Its time we finally made Social Security more generous and increased its benefits.

Obama previously tried to cut the growth of Social Security by using chained CPI to calculate cost-of-living increases for retirees, rather than the standard consumer price index. But after blowback from progressives, Obama dropped the plan from his 2015 budget.

Fredo is great with other people's money

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2016 12:58 PM (zp+j1)

247 The first thing the media and LE do is go i to coverup mode if the perp MIGHT be a muslim.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2016 12:58 PM (B48dK)

248 >>
I didn't read all of the comments, but apparently "Islam" was
photoshopped in. If you follow the link to his social media page, his
religion is listed as "hindu."

Posted by: California Girl
<<<

I read his social media page was changed to Hindu and the Photoshop thing was BS.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2016 12:58 PM (O0lVq)

249 We are now officially in the rampant rumor-mongering phase of the investigation. We hope to soon advance to the narrative reconfiguration phase.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 02, 2016 12:59 PM (mvenn)

250
59 In this case, it looks like being a Muslim had nothing to do with it. He had a long running dispute with the professor he killed. He had accused the prof of stealing his computer code or something.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 02, 2016 12:32 PM (so+oy)

----------------

Well, of course it wasn't because of his muzziness. How could anyone even suspect that? He was just a poor yute disgruntled with America's penchant of stealing from the downtrodden of the world.

Posted by: Soona at June 02, 2016 12:59 PM (Fmupd)

251 Young Maniac was depressed, and it drove him to his homicidal breakdown. He was overcompensating for having a small kukri.

Posted by: Qoheleth at June 02, 2016 12:59 PM (iIzG7)

252 1. The Lawyers

Posted by: Shakespeare at June 02, 2016 12:59 PM (R8ea6)

253 Isn't the WHOLE EFFIN PLANET on muzzie kill list?

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2016 01:00 PM (NVkAq)

254 This is my first attempt at constructing political talking points regarding Islam:

At any given moment, more people are not being beheaded by Muslims than are being beheaded by Muslims.

How'd I do?

For whose side?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 01:00 PM (oqhrS)

255 I noticed that Lily is putting on some pounds. Pregnant? Also, she's cute enough, with some major balboas, but I don't think she will stay cute forever.

Too much slav in her, she'll turn in to a babushka at around age 35.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2016 01:00 PM (39g3+)

256 A truly gifted speaker knows to leave silences in for emphases and drama. A poor one thinks you have to keep going or lose the audience.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2016 12:58 PM (39g3+)

You... mean... the ... over... use... of... the... dramatic... pause... ala... Bill... Clinton...?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2016 01:00 PM (3ZoRf)

257 He assimilated very well into America's gun culture.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2016 01:00 PM (B48dK)

258 what set him off? spaces? tabs?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 02, 2016 01:00 PM (0O7c5)

259 I'm sittin' right here, waitin' for my apology....

....Aaaaaaaaaaaany minute now.

Posted by: Trump Supporters, USA at June 02, 2016 01:01 PM (TOk1P)

260 Maintaining a kill list is one of the Pillars of Islam.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2016 01:01 PM (3hIZX)

261 Look in the end, I don't care who he "was". He's will now forever be a murdering douchebag that killed two innocent people and was ready to kill others.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2016 01:01 PM (O0lVq)

262 So who did he whack on his vaca from Minnesota to LA?

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2016 01:01 PM (NVkAq)

263 At any given moment, more people are not being beheaded by Muslims than are being beheaded by Muslims.

How'd I do?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 02, 2016 12:58 PM (4ng05)

That's a very good point. You know, that also means we can achieve world peace if everyone converted to Islam.

Posted by: Pope Frankie at June 02, 2016 01:01 PM (KUaJL)

264 I need to update my kill list. Thanks for reminding me.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 02, 2016 01:01 PM (oDCMR)

265 We are now officially in the rampant rumor-mongering phase of the investigation. We hope to soon advance to the narrative reconfiguration phase.

With any luck, we'll be at the final, historical rewriting phase by Monday.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2016 01:01 PM (39g3+)

266 255 I noticed that Lily is putting on some pounds. Pregnant? Also, she's cute enough, with some major balboas, but I don't think she will stay cute forever.

Too much slav in her, she'll turn in to a babushka at around age 35.

She needs some Welsh in her, IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 01:01 PM (oqhrS)

267 FenelonSpouse just listened to President Mumbles and his "okie doke" speech clip and his response, "I'm glad our President got such a fine education at Harvard."

I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2016 01:01 PM (rmw+9)

268 254 This is my first attempt at constructing political talking points regarding Islam:

At any given moment, more people are not being beheaded by Muslims than are being beheaded by Muslims.

How'd I do?

For whose side?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 01:00 PM (oqhrS)

That boy has a future! Get his people on the line!

Posted by: MSNBC at June 02, 2016 01:01 PM (3ZoRf)

269 what set him off? spaces? tabs?

Fucking Unicode.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 02, 2016 01:02 PM (rwI+c)

270 Hidu Nuffin'!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 02, 2016 01:02 PM (OxUnq)

271 We are now officially in the rampant rumor-mongering phase of the investigation.

-
That's my favorite phase. The moon is trying to kill us!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2016 01:02 PM (Nwg0u)

272 >>She needs some Welsh in he

Just Half the Tip.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2016 01:02 PM (OxUnq)

273 For whose side?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 01:00 PM (oqhrS)

It doesn't matter anymore. Both sides excuse Islam's inherent violence.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 02, 2016 01:02 PM (4ng05)

274 Did he visit a a strip club before he went on his jihad?

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2016 01:03 PM (NVkAq)

275 269 what set him off? spaces? tabs?

Fucking Unicode.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 02, 2016 01:02 PM (rwI+c)

He was writing it all in C and a bad pointer overwrote his conscience.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 02, 2016 01:03 PM (PjWy4)

276 Eh Vato, that guy should be called Hindu Nuffin!

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at June 02, 2016 01:03 PM (39g3+)

277 269 what set him off? spaces? tabs?

Fucking Unicode.

PixyWare.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 01:03 PM (oqhrS)

278 Hidu Nuffin'!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 02, 2016 01:02 PM (OxUnq)

Congratulations, Amy, if that was an original and funny at the same time!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2016 01:04 PM (rmw+9)

279 160 Typically the FBI doesn't release info right away because they're trying to track down and catch someone but in this case, he's dead. So unless there's some further criminal reason to keep it quiet, one wonders why the info hasn't been released.

I mean, if there's another name on the list of people helping him carry out the kill commands, then they need to keep it quiet, but in that case you'd think they wouldn't even mention the list.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor

He got the pen and paper from someone.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 02, 2016 01:04 PM (kfcYC)

280 Haven Moniak Sarkar

Posted by: josephistan at June 02, 2016 01:04 PM (7HtZB)

281 267 FenelonSpouse just listened to President Mumbles and his "okie doke" speech clip and his response, "I'm glad our President got such a fine education at Harvard."

I laughed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2016 01:01 PM (rmw+9)

I will admit I have used "Okie Dokie" in conversation before. However, usually I use it when what I want to say will set off an argument or be a bit too sarcastic/hurtful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2016 01:04 PM (3ZoRf)

282 1. The Mood

Posted by: Fart at a romantic moment at June 02, 2016 01:04 PM (mvenn)

283 What does that mean-"Somebody stole his code?". I don't work with computers so I don't know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2016 01:04 PM (rmw+9)

284 Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2016 01:02 PM (OxUnq)

Perhaps a "hot Taffy injection"?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 02, 2016 01:05 PM (wYnyS)

285 "Too much slav in her, she'll turn in to a babushka at around age 35."

Maybe, but she would be a hell of a lot of fun right now.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 02, 2016 01:05 PM (OD2ni)

286 "what set him off? spaces? tabs?"

Just from the picture you can tell he was a Trump voter.

His kill list was probably bracketed ((())) because that's what haters do.

Posted by: jwest at June 02, 2016 01:05 PM (Zs4uk)

287 Just because most of the killing done by Muslims in the West is inspired or rationalized by religion doesn't mean that ALL crimes committed by ALL Muslims are related to Islam.

If every Muslim on earth suddenly became a Buddhist, there would still be pickpockets, drug-dealers, and murderers among them.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 02, 2016 01:05 PM (T/5A0)

288 "He got the pen and paper from someone."

The list of potential accomplices:
1 - Office Depot
2 - Staples
3 - The Engineering Department supply closet.

Posted by: Qoheleth at June 02, 2016 01:05 PM (iIzG7)

289 No mention of him anywhere on her FB page.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2016 01:05 PM (/CXhS)

290 Driven to it probably due to Trump's hateful rhetoric.

Amplified by the hate speakers on right-wing radio.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 02, 2016 01:05 PM (77emZ)

291 283 What does that mean-"Somebody stole his code?". I don't work with computers so I don't know.

They dated his goat

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 01:05 PM (oqhrS)

292 Kill List

#1 The Infidels

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2016 01:05 PM (3hIZX)

293 212
So the reason floated for why he offed the white guy was that he thought
Klug stole his code. I wonder what he thought the woman stole from him.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (tf9Ne)

His precious bodily fluids?

Posted by: Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper at June 02, 2016 01:05 PM (8iiMU)

294 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2016 01:04 PM (3ZoRf)

You probably don't sound like you have a major speech impediment when you use it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2016 01:06 PM (rmw+9)

295 What does that mean-"Somebody stole his code?". I don't work with computers so I don't know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2016 01:04 PM (rmw+9)

Like stealing your sermon text for the upcoming Sunday!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 02, 2016 01:06 PM (wYnyS)

296 Yup, as soon as I read his name, I thought, that sounds pretty Islam-y. Then I denounced myself.

Posted by: PJ at June 02, 2016 01:06 PM (cHuNI)

297 None dare call it JIhad

Posted by: MSM at June 02, 2016 01:06 PM (NVkAq)

298 Isn't the WHOLE EFFIN PLANET on muzzie kill list?

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2016 01:00 PM (NVkAq)

No, only non-dhimmi non-believers.

And muzzies who belong to the wrong sect.

And muzzie chicks who don't wear tents everywhere they go.

And muzzie men who don't sufficiently preach jihad or pray the right way or wear too much cologne or refuse to screw a goat or ask questions about Obama's birth certificate or why the Saudi crime family considers themselves to be royalty or doesn't support the Iran nuclear sellout or...

But no, not everybody. No. But you, yes of course, you are on the list.

I keeel you!

Posted by: Muzzie Inc. at June 02, 2016 01:07 PM (TOk1P)

299 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2016 01:04 PM (3ZoRf)

That didn't seem to be the context he was using it in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2016 01:07 PM (rmw+9)

300 "Someone stole his code".

Who the heck was this guy- "Lyle" form The Italian Job"?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2016 01:07 PM (O0lVq)

301 1. Zod's chatty co-irker.

Posted by: General Zod at June 02, 2016 01:07 PM (Bdeb0)

302 He was enraged and prompted to kill when hearing Obama say "okie doke," which means "the prophet's ghey" in a dialect only spoken in faculty lounges.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 02, 2016 01:08 PM (b0FQi)

303 The professor stole his ATM code?

Posted by: josephistan at June 02, 2016 01:08 PM (7HtZB)

304 If every Muslim on earth suddenly became a Buddhist, there would still be pickpockets, drug-dealers, and murderers among them.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 02, 2016 01:05 PM (T/5A0)

I feel so much better now!

But you forgot to include goat-kcufers, pedophiles, rapists, and wife-beaters.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 02, 2016 01:08 PM (wYnyS)

305 "Who the heck was this guy- "Lyle" form The Italian Job"?"

Well, you can call me "Napster."

Posted by: Qoheleth at June 02, 2016 01:08 PM (iIzG7)

306 231
1. The Wabbit

Very nice. :>

Posted by: California Girl at June 02, 2016 01:09 PM (Pt5D1)

307 What does that mean-"Somebody stole his code?". I don't work with computers so I don't know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

That's code for wang.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2016 01:09 PM (p2X2f)

308 1. Your Television

Posted by: Ned at June 02, 2016 01:09 PM (OxUnq)

309 1. The Wine

...oh, wait.
Nevermind.

I thought that said Spill List.
Posted by: Eric Burden
-----------------

Annnd that is why I frequent this sinkhole of angst and despair.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at June 02, 2016 01:09 PM (9mTYi)

310 269
what set him off? spaces? tabs?

Fucking Unicode.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of
equal or greater value at June 02, 2016 01:02 PM (rwI+c)

Boolean logic.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 02, 2016 01:09 PM (jxbfJ)

311 But yesterday it was a white guy.

Posted by: Jack at June 02, 2016 01:09 PM (YX9fV)

312 306 231
1. The Wabbit

Very nice. :>
Posted by: California Girl at June 02, 2016 01:09 PM (Pt5D1)

And now I've got Die Walkure in my head.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 02, 2016 01:09 PM (PjWy4)

313 The professor stole his ATM code?

-
Bosco?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2016 01:10 PM (Nwg0u)

314 His precious bodily fluids?

Posted by: Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper at June 02, 2016 01:05 PM (8iiMU)
>>>

Well they carry a code of sorts so that makes sense.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 02, 2016 01:10 PM (tf9Ne)

315 "What does that mean-"Somebody stole his code?". I don't work with computers so I don't know."

That's a secret codephrase for I'm a murdering scumbag.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2016 01:10 PM (O0lVq)

316 Being that he was killed in CA I don't think he traveled to Minnesota afterwards.

*shoves espresso and bourbon through the USB
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2016 12:53 PM (/CXhS)

*noms and guzzles*

Fine. Have a fair point.

Even if it turns out that he was Muslim and not Hindu, this sounds like good old fashioned going the crazy and shooting the people.

Because, you know, that's just fine.

Why do they always murder suicide in the wrong order, why?

Posted by: alexthechick - All Your Parfait Is Belong To Me at June 02, 2016 01:10 PM (mf5HN)

317 1. Miss Scarlett in the conservatory
2. Col. Mustard in the library
3. Mrs. White in the kitchen
4. Professor Plum in the hall
5. Mr. Green in the study

Posted by: Mr. Boddie at June 02, 2016 01:10 PM (mvenn)

318 Boolean logic.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 02, 2016 01:09 PM (jxbfJ)

Venn diagrams will do it every time!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 02, 2016 01:10 PM (wYnyS)

319 But yesterday it was a white guy.

He's a 'White Hindu.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2016 01:10 PM (3hIZX)

320 So you figure my shot with Cake Girl is gone now that she's engaged to Ryan or will she throw him over for me if only I go through he trash enough?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2016 01:10 PM (39g3+)

321 What does that mean-"Somebody stole his code?". I don't work with computers so I don't know.
----------

Someone boosted his purse of perceived intellectual property.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at June 02, 2016 01:10 PM (9mTYi)

322 Posted by: Hrothgar at June 02, 2016 01:06 PM (wYnyS)

If they steal my sermon it's going to be a long silence (I'm going on retreat and don't have to preach. Yay!! :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2016 01:11 PM (rmw+9)

323 241
[204 I didn't read all of the comments, but apparently "Islam" was
photoshopped in. If you follow the link to his social media page, his
religion is listed as "hindu."

Posted by: California Girl

Or...the reverse. See comment #47 above.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2016 12:57 PM (jBuUi)

Could be. Nowadays who can tell? Trust nothin'.

Posted by: California Girl at June 02, 2016 01:11 PM (Pt5D1)

324 1. The radio star

Posted by: Video at June 02, 2016 01:11 PM (TOk1P)

325 Whoa!!!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2016 12:51 PM (iQIUe)

I read the article. They are selling a concentrate. Mix one liter of concentrate with two liters of carbonated water to get three liters of beer.

Meh. First, it probably won't taste real good. Second, in jurisdictions where beer is sold in state or provincial liquor stores, so will the concentrate be. Doubt there would be much money saved, because, alcohol taxes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2016 01:11 PM (GSdpU)

326 Funny I don't see this story in the headlines...

Posted by: donna at June 02, 2016 01:11 PM (O2RFr)

327 But yesterday it was a white guy.

Posted by: Jack at June 02, 2016 01:09 PM (YX9fV)
Too many students in the prof's program to get this firmly down the memory hole!!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 02, 2016 01:12 PM (wYnyS)

328 I think "someone stole my code" is going to be a weak argument when you're standing before God with the two, very pissed murdered people glaring at you.

But what do I know.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2016 01:12 PM (O0lVq)

329 "And now I've got Die Walkure in my head."

Worse yet, I'm now seeing Glenn Close walking away from a pot on the range and singing that, with Elmer Fudd's speech impediment.

Posted by: Qoheleth at June 02, 2016 01:12 PM (iIzG7)

330 What does that mean-"Somebody stole his code?". I don't work with computers so I don't know.

He was on the verge of a breakthrough.

B-E S-U-R-E T-O D-R-I-N-K Y-O-U-R O-V

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2016 01:13 PM (8ZskC)

331 What does that mean-"Somebody stole his code?"

****

B-O-S-C-O

Posted by: George Costanza at June 02, 2016 01:13 PM (mvenn)

332 Its confirmed that Prince died from an opioid overdose, probably painkillers

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2016 01:13 PM (39g3+)

333 325 Whoa!!!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2016 12:51 PM (iQIUe)

I read the article. They are selling a concentrate. Mix one liter of concentrate with two liters of carbonated water to get three liters of beer.

Meh. First, it probably won't taste real good. Second, in jurisdictions where beer is sold in state or provincial liquor stores, so will the concentrate be. Doubt there would be much money saved, because, alcohol taxes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2016 01:11 PM (GSdpU)

OTOH, takes up less space, easier to hide from the old lady, you can whip it up in a jiffy and you don't have to put on pants and drive down to the Brew Shack.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 02, 2016 01:13 PM (PjWy4)

334 Its confirmed that Prince died from an opioid overdose, probably painkillers

At least he died doing what he loved.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 02, 2016 01:14 PM (3hIZX)

335 This can't be right. I'm sure the white guy over six feet tall mentioned yesterday did this and framed this peaceful Muslim.

Posted by: PBJ1515 at June 02, 2016 01:14 PM (KkRUQ)

336 He was on the verge of a breakthrough.

B-E S-U-R-E T-O D-R-I-N-K Y-O-U-R O-V

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2016 01:13 PM (8ZskC)

To me, that is a classic and a thread winner to boot!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 02, 2016 01:14 PM (wYnyS)

337
What does that mean-"Somebody stole his code?". I don't work with computers so I don't know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2016 01:04 PM (rmw+9)
------------------

Fen, you're being treated to some of Ace's best quipsters, so here's some dull info. Press CTRL-U when you're online. See that mess? That's code. In this case it's easily visible because it really doesn't need to be secret.

However, the code that runs Windows or any number of programs IS secret, because if everyone had it, no one could charge $700 for Windows or $900 for Photoshop or whatever.

Code is valuable. It's intellectual property like a secret formula for paint or ibuprofen or Coke Classic.

Posted by: iforgot at June 02, 2016 01:14 PM (pC96u)

338 "Its confirmed that Prince died from an opioid overdose, probably painkillers"

Well, we've officially confirmed at least one person that WASN'T on the kill list.

Posted by: Qoheleth at June 02, 2016 01:14 PM (iIzG7)

339 308 1. Your Television
Posted by: Ned at June 02, 2016 01:09 PM (OxUnq)

nice...

Posted by: Atomic Dustbin at June 02, 2016 01:15 PM (12kBq)

340 I had a kill list and the Captain from Gilligan's Island was at the top of it.

Posted by: Marshal Jed Cooper at June 02, 2016 01:15 PM (tf9Ne)

341 He just wanted to raise awareness of Islamophobia. And kill people.

Posted by: Jack at June 02, 2016 01:15 PM (YX9fV)

342 1. Liberty Valance

Posted by: Not Jimmy Stewart at June 02, 2016 01:15 PM (mvenn)

343 1. The sheriff

2. [assume this is the strikethrough code] The deputy [end strikethrough]

Posted by: Bob Marley at June 02, 2016 01:15 PM (TOk1P)

344 1. Any dead historical figure I can think of.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at June 02, 2016 01:15 PM (7HtZB)

345 Who the heck was this guy- "Lyle" form The Italian Job"?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2016 01:07 PM (O0lVq)

Just because.

https://youtu.be/eGSVHJpDgrg

Posted by: alexthechick - All Your Parfait Is Belong To Me at June 02, 2016 01:15 PM (mf5HN)

346 [ s ]~~strikethrough this!!!~~[ /s ]

Posted by: andycanuck at June 02, 2016 01:16 PM (PLnZs)

347

1. All The Humans

2. This Beer

Posted by: Bender at June 02, 2016 01:16 PM (3hIZX)

348 1. A man in Reno

Posted by: Johnny Cash at June 02, 2016 01:17 PM (8ZskC)

349 Birdy num-num.

Posted by: zombie Mainak Sarkar at June 02, 2016 01:17 PM (PLnZs)

350 320 So you figure my shot with Cake Girl is gone now that she's engaged to Ryan or will she throw him over for me if only I go through he trash enough?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2016 01:10 PM (39g3+)

Her bachelorette party is this weekend so take a camera

*resumes stalking

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2016 01:17 PM (/CXhS)

351 The other thing I can see is that sometimes these people from macho or shame cultures just cannot handle it when they fail. I would guess we'll find out that he was let go from some job or lab. So then they go psycho and find someone to blame and to kill.

Posted by: PJ at June 02, 2016 01:17 PM (cHuNI)

352 330 What does that mean-"Somebody stole his code?". I don't work with computers so I don't know.

He was on the verge of a breakthrough.

B-E S-U-R-E T-O D-R-I-N-K Y-O-U-R O-V
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2016 01:13 PM (8ZskC)

And that is why I keep hitting the F5 button like a monkey in a crack experiment.

Posted by: josephistan at June 02, 2016 01:17 PM (7HtZB)

353 332 Its confirmed that Prince died from an opioid overdose, probably painkillers
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2016 01:13 PM (39g3+)

Ever notice the drug and actor/musician death correlation? We need more drug control! Or Music Control! Or Acting control!

Posted by: The Correlation=Causation guy at June 02, 2016 01:18 PM (3ZoRf)

354 Posted by: iforgot at June 02, 2016 01:14 PM (pC96u

Thanks for the helpful info.

I did actually understand that someone someone saying "It means somebody F'ed his goat" was not actually serious. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2016 01:18 PM (rmw+9)

355 330 & 331-

Ovaltine vs. Bosco?

Should we add this to the list:

.45 vs. 9 mm
crossbow vs. longbow
Ginger vs. Maryann

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 02, 2016 01:18 PM (mvenn)

356 1. Healthcare

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 02, 2016 01:18 PM (12kBq)

357 1. These Cans!

Posted by: Navin Johnson sniper at June 02, 2016 01:18 PM (R8ea6)

358 You know, it's sad to say it, but I don't think one has to assume any kind of conscious media/government dishonesty in describing this man as a "white guy" during and right after his rampage.

Witnesses have been _conditioned_ by years of TV and movies to "know" that shooting spree = white guy. They saw this man, NOT looking like a (black/hispanic) thug, NOT looking like an "Arab terrorist" and immediately their brains filled in "evil white guy gun nut." You could probably find someone who saw him wearing a Confederate flag.

They aren't even lying. If you've been told, and shown, over and over again on every TV show and every movie that there are millions of Evil White Guys just waiting to snap, you come to believe it over the evidence of your eyes. This is why TV shows like "Law & Order" are so pernicious. Week after week, episode after episode, reinforcing the same message: White Men Bad. People eventually believe it, the same way they believe Republicans are racist.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 02, 2016 01:18 PM (NDwVN)

359 Time to issue the Islam backlash alert! To the NPR broadcasting center!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 02, 2016 01:18 PM (/HC6x)

360

1. I

Posted by: The Horta at June 02, 2016 01:19 PM (3hIZX)

361 Fine, I'll try, just this once:

1. The sheriff

2. [ s ] the deputy [ /s ]

Posted by: Bob Marley at June 02, 2016 01:19 PM (TOk1P)

362 You know who else was on the kill list.....Jackie. Haven Monahan just told me in an e-mail.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 02, 2016 01:19 PM (/HC6x)

363 Ginger vs. Maryann
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 02, 2016 01:18 PM (mvenn)

Embrace the healing power of and.

Posted by: alexthechick - All Your Parfait Is Belong To Me at June 02, 2016 01:19 PM (mf5HN)

364 10 So...is he a foreign student, a naturalized US citizen, or born in the US?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2016 12:25 PM (NOIQH)

That information is a closely guarded secret, as secret as Obongo's transcripts.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 02, 2016 01:19 PM (oKE6c)

365 1.The Bear (Even though he thinks I have other motives)

Posted by: Hunter at June 02, 2016 01:19 PM (tf9Ne)

366 Ginger vs. Maryann
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 02, 2016 01:18 PM (mvenn)

----

annnnnddd Fcuk you too

Posted by: Lovey Howell at June 02, 2016 01:19 PM (R8ea6)

367 317
1. Miss Scarlett in the conservatory

2. Col. Mustard in the library

3. Mrs. White in the kitchen

4. Professor Plum in the hall

5. Mr. Green in the study

Posted by: Mr. Boddie at June 02, 2016 01:10 PM (mvenn)
I've got to pull the old Clue game out now. Such fond childhood memories--and a great kill list!

Posted by: California Girl at June 02, 2016 01:19 PM (Pt5D1)

368 1. Perky Couric's career.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2016 01:20 PM (oqhrS)

369
I did actually understand that someone someone saying "It means somebody F'ed his goat" was not actually serious. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2016 01:18 PM (rmw+9)
--------------

You're probably a higher-level techie than Hillary!

Posted by: iforgot at June 02, 2016 01:20 PM (pC96u)

370 "You know, it's sad to say it, but I don't think one has to assume any kind of conscious media/government dishonesty..."

They've earned that reputation; the burden of proof is on them to prove otherwise.

Posted by: Qoheleth at June 02, 2016 01:20 PM (iIzG7)

371 No spaces? Alright, how about now:

1. The sheriff

2. ~~the deputy~~

Posted by: Bob Marley at June 02, 2016 01:20 PM (TOk1P)

372 So we don't know if he was a murderous Muslim or some lonny violent guy who happened to be Hindu?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2016 01:20 PM (rmw+9)

373 1. Gopher

Posted by: C. Spackler at June 02, 2016 01:20 PM (p2X2f)

374 Woohoo!

Time to light one up.

Posted by: Bob Marley at June 02, 2016 01:20 PM (TOk1P)

375
Ever notice the drug and actor/musician death correlation? We need more drug control! Or Music Control! Or Acting control!
Posted by: The Correlation=Causation guy at June 02, 2016 01:18 PM (3ZoRf)

You know, the most dangerous pills tend to come in the hardest to open bottles. Therefore, we should strictly regulate such bottles.

Posted by: Pope Frankie at June 02, 2016 01:21 PM (KUaJL)

376 1. This thread

New one

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2016 01:21 PM (p2X2f)

377 1. The sheriff

2. [ s ] the deputy [ /s ]

Posted by: Bob Marley at June 02, 2016 01:19 PM (TOk1P)

*****

Allow me:

1. The sheriff
2. ~~The deputy~~

Posted by: Eric Clapton at June 02, 2016 01:21 PM (mvenn)

378 >>The other thing I can see is that sometimes these people from macho or shame cultures just cannot handle it when they fail.

Honor cultures.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2016 01:21 PM (NOIQH)

379 well, i *Had* one

Posted by: Michael Corleone at June 02, 2016 01:21 PM (R8ea6)

380 361 Fine, I'll try, just this once:

1. The sheriff

2. [ s ] the deputy [ /s ]
Posted by: Bob Marley at June 02, 2016 01:19 PM (TOk1P)

It's all the ganja, Bob.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 02, 2016 01:21 PM (PjWy4)

381 Time to issue the Islam backlash alert! To the NPR broadcasting center!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 02, 2016 01:18 PM (/HC6x)

Thanks for the reminder. Now I'm off to post a pro-jihad anti-infidel tweet just to calm the easily inflamed masses!

Posted by: Hrothgar, Paid NPR Tweetmaster at June 02, 2016 01:21 PM (wYnyS)

382 Nood

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2016 01:22 PM (/CXhS)

383 1. Yer Idols

Posted by: Static X at June 02, 2016 01:22 PM (OxUnq)

384 Posted by: Bob Marley at June 02, 2016 01:19 PM (TOk1P)

Yo Bob, remove de spaces, mon!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 02, 2016 01:22 PM (wYnyS)

385 1.
2.
3.
.
.
.
.
last. Sully

Posted by: John Matrix at June 02, 2016 01:22 PM (R8ea6)

386 Posted by: Eric Clapton at June 02, 2016 01:21 PM (mvenn)

CULTURAL APPROPRIATOR!!

Posted by: Bob Marley at June 02, 2016 01:23 PM (TOk1P)

387 1. That fucking lion

Posted by: Walter Palmer, D.D.S. at June 02, 2016 01:23 PM (8ZskC)

388
352 330 What does that mean-"Somebody stole his code?". I don't work with computers so I don't know.

In BengBasic --

10 PRINT "Hello!"
20 GOTO 10

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 02, 2016 01:24 PM (BK3ZS)

389
Even if it turns out that he was Muslim and not Hindu, this sounds
like good old fashioned going the crazy and shooting the people.

He was Muslim, per the WZ entry.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 02, 2016 01:24 PM (oKE6c)

390 "I hate to be the one to explain to 'progressives'
their own history but... a decision in the early 20's ruled that India
Indians were 'white' enough to be allowed to buy real estate under
exclusionary covenant laws that the 'progressives' designed and passed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2016 12:42 PM (p2X2f)"

Under the model that there are three races, Indians and Pakistanis are classed as Caucasians. In fact so are Arabs and Iranians. Depending on whether you go for the "one drop rule" or majority of genes, so are many or most of the Mexicans coming over the border.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 02, 2016 01:25 PM (QHgTq)

391 10 PRINT "Hello!"
20 GOTO 10
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 02, 2016 01:24 PM (BK3ZS)

You stole from me! My code read:

10 PRINT "Hello world!"
20 GOTO 10

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 02, 2016 01:25 PM (oKE6c)

392 351 The other thing I can see is that sometimes these people from macho or shame cultures just cannot handle it when they fail. I would guess we'll find out that he was let go from some job or lab. So then they go psycho and find someone to blame and to kill.
**

And that sort of culture is why so many of those countries have lagged behind the West for so long. The West has its crazies but by and large most of our people move on and fight the battle another day in either the idea, market, or legal arena rather than going all Falling Down on folks.

Hell, Edison would have looked like a spaghetti strainer if all the folks he screwed over had taken a shot at him.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 02, 2016 01:26 PM (nhHaf)

393 Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2016 12:48 PM (jBuUi)

Zombie, your work and presence here at the HQ is greatly appreciated! Thank you

Posted by: Cheri at June 02, 2016 01:26 PM (oiNtH)

394 328 I think "someone stole my code" is going to be a weak argument when you're standing before God with the two, very pissed murdered people glaring at you.

But what do I know

In all fairness, once we've died, perhaps forgiveness is something that increases the more you extend it.

Kind of like capitalism.

Posted by: Jack at June 02, 2016 01:27 PM (YX9fV)

395 So we don't know if he was a murderous Muslim or some lonny violent guy who happened to be Hindu?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2016 01:20 PM (rmw+9)

Remember, muslims conquered India, and ran the place for centuries. The Mogul Empire. So muslim ways and attitudes have infected even non-muslim Indians to an extent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2016 01:27 PM (GSdpU)

396 ~~the spaces~~

Posted by: andycanuck at June 02, 2016 01:27 PM (PLnZs)

397 Excuse me, but why did he need a "kill list" that had only three people on it? Was that too many to remember?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 02, 2016 01:27 PM (oKE6c)

398 So we don't know if he was a murderous Muslim or some lonny violent guy who happened to be Hindu?

He was Muslim. No two ways about it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 02, 2016 01:28 PM (oKE6c)

399 1. Thomas Edison

Posted by: zombie nikola tesla at June 02, 2016 01:29 PM (PLnZs)

400 I have also noticed, with some grad students or postdocs from that country, that they are far from competent, but have been helped along by parental influence. They do't do well here (either because they are not up to the intellectual task or are lazy, I don't know) and try to get by on schmooze or sweet-talking you into carrying them.

Just something I have noticed about some from India. Not all, by a long shot.

Posted by: Lurkette at June 02, 2016 01:29 PM (PLmfk)

401 Who are the goddamn fools letting people with the name Maniac into the goddamn country?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 02, 2016 01:30 PM (4ErVI)

402 1. My darlings
2. James W. Paige
3. James Fenimore Cooper

Posted by: Mark Twain at June 02, 2016 01:31 PM (NDwVN)

403 400 I have also noticed, with some grad students or postdocs from that country, that they are far from competent, but have been helped along by parental influence. They do't do well here (either because they are not up to the intellectual task or are lazy, I don't know) and try to get by on schmooze or sweet-talking you into carrying them.

Just something I have noticed about some from India. Not all, by a long shot.

Posted by: Lurkette at June 02, 2016 01:29 PM (PLmfk)

It's the cheating. They cheat like crazy over there and don't learn a damn thing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 02, 2016 01:31 PM (4ErVI)

404 Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 02, 2016 01:27 PM (oKE6c)

Report I saw said there was at least one other professor on the list but that he was okay.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2016 01:32 PM (GDulk)

405 Nood.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 02, 2016 01:32 PM (PLnZs)

406
[X] The Sheriff
[_] Other than the Sheriff

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 02, 2016 01:32 PM (rwI+c)

407

he killed his ex girlfriend

Posted by: ThunderB at June 02, 2016 01:33 PM (zOTsN)

408 Bring more over, stat! We don't have enough lunatics here now.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 02, 2016 01:35 PM (oKE6c)

409 Code is valuable. It's intellectual property like a secret formula for paint or ibuprofen or Coke Classic.
Posted by: iforgot
----------

Unless, of course, that code is produced in an academic setting. Then, it ain't 'yours' anymore than a term paper is 'yours'. Though attributable, it isn't protected personal property.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at June 02, 2016 01:35 PM (9mTYi)

410 You stole from me! My code read:

10 PRINT "Hello world!"
20 GOTO 10

In fairness, I capitalized World. It's derivative at worst.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 02, 2016 01:35 PM (rwI+c)

411 Dead thread (ick in context), but it's getting harder to stop the conspiracy theorists. Multiple kills in multiple locations and the "mass media event" is the one that benefits leftist politicians passing dumb laws (cue video of Sac legislator literally claiming a "bullet button" (which makes it harder to replace magazines to comply with another dumb law) mages guns fully automatic (which is just an abject lie).

Also, apparently this guy was ready for a mass shooting and stopped. I don't know why, but I'm glad it wasn't as bad as it could have been.

Personally really sick of the wild-ass speculation. As is always pointed out, it always goes one way and is almost always wildly wrong - and people will be confused about what actually happened for years - the lies aren't just a momentary convenience, they are remembered.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 02, 2016 01:36 PM (wB8Tg)

412

what code did his ex girlfriend steal

Posted by: ThunderB at June 02, 2016 01:36 PM (zOTsN)

413 401 Who are the goddamn fools letting people with the name Maniac into the goddamn country?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 02, 2016 01:30 PM (4ErVI)

That's nothing compared to the tens of thousands already here whom ICE won't deport (see sidebar)

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 02, 2016 01:36 PM (laMCB)

414 There is a conspiracy, it's a leftist one, and it's been going on since 1917.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 02, 2016 01:38 PM (laMCB)

415 1. Frank Miller
2.-4. His gang
5. Alan Moore

Posted by: Marshal Will Kane at June 02, 2016 01:38 PM (NDwVN)

416 somebody just changed the killers religion on line to Hindu from Islam

thats curious

Posted by: ThunderB at June 02, 2016 01:41 PM (zOTsN)

417 His name was a derivative of "manioc".

#FreeTheTubers

Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at June 02, 2016 02:04 PM (VFhMt)

418 @390

"so are many or most of the Mexicans coming over the border"

You need to add the word "mestizo" to your vocabulary.

Posted by: thespellingpolice at June 02, 2016 02:08 PM (UlI/7)

419 Kill list doesn't make sense to me. Really they wronged you so deeply and now you hate them so much you are going to throw your life away and take them down with you but..... you keep forgetting about them?

To me that seems like evil. If their brain is bored with obsessing about XYZ and wants to move on but something within them still wants revenge.

Posted by: Shiggz at June 02, 2016 02:12 PM (G7wcY)

420 his religion was listed as "Islam."

No way !!

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 02, 2016 02:27 PM (e8kgV)

421 How can this be? the msm was all set to go on the drunk Irishman narrative.

Another narrative fail.

Posted by: willy at June 02, 2016 02:43 PM (Ffw22)

422 Note to Self:

If I ever make out a kill list, and I decide to kill myself too, my name should be LAST on the list.

I wonder if his last words were "After I kill myself, YOU'RE NEXT!"

Posted by: Swami at June 02, 2016 02:44 PM (t1QV2)

423 The healing power of &:

GInger & MaryAnn & Lovey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rCy173y7Y

Posted by: slash buzz at June 02, 2016 02:45 PM (YseGW)

424 To steal from Iowahawk, he had an AM radio in his car, so it was right wing radio that set him off!

Posted by: algore at June 02, 2016 02:50 PM (kf1Nc)

425 Ah shucks guys. He's just a white male Oolong Tea Partier with a particularly deep tan. No doubt grew up in the hills of Assam and all that tea color rubbed off on him.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 02, 2016 03:40 PM (Sda6L)

426 Funny, he doesn't LOOK Presbyterian...

Posted by: Optimizer at June 02, 2016 04:16 PM (jPHi7)

427 THAT'S THE "SIX-FOOT TALL WHITE GUY"?

Mmmm, okay.

Bastards.

Posted by: Beverly at June 02, 2016 05:17 PM (JIrkJ)

428 Looks like one of those days when I'm wrong all day.

I figured he was a secularist on account he liked Bill Maher, also his religion did not seem to factor into the vendetta he had against those profs he killed.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 02, 2016 06:18 PM (6FqZa)

429 Nobody tell Obama that Sarkar was't listening to talk radio or hanging out at the VFW.

Posted by: ADK46er at June 02, 2016 06:55 PM (oA2jF)

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