Actress (?) Debra Messing Takes Selfies of Herself During UCLA Shooting to, She Claims, Bring Attention to Gun Violence

She has now apologized:

PLEASE READ: pic.twitter.com/LccmvPpOcn
— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) June 1, 2016

Eh. I think the problem is that we still think narcissistic exhibitionism via social media is cool, much like the primitive humans in the Hitchhiker's series still thought digital watches were cool.

Don't get me wrong; I also am opposed to her political belief on this. But the current furor (which is, let's face it, mostly bullshit emotionalism, like every other goddamn thing these days) is over her tactic and mode of expression.

So putting aside the gun issue itself, we're talking about posting selfies showing your Sadz in order to inarticulately comment on something happening right now.

Human beings still haven't gotten around to realizing that this New Thing, like most New Things throughout history, is stupid and almost entirely without merit.

Posted by: Ace at 05:42 PM

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1 "The shooting is all about me, me, MEEEEEE!"

Posted by: Haven Monohan Sr. at June 01, 2016 05:43 PM (NOIQH)

2 nd?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2016 05:43 PM (egMtB)

3 What have the leftists created

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 05:44 PM (3wHFl)

4 Uh, First? Never been there before.

Posted by: JASONJ at June 01, 2016 05:44 PM (Uvbw9)

5 useless skanks gotta skank.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2016 05:44 PM (egMtB)

6 All her brains are in her tits.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 01, 2016 05:44 PM (43OZ6)

7 Has she done anything of note since Will & Grace? Or before?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 01, 2016 05:45 PM (9krrF)

8 Nevermind, I'm not used to being first at anything, anyway.

Posted by: JASONJ at June 01, 2016 05:45 PM (Uvbw9)

9 Does she have cancer? Because that would be hot.

Posted by: Haven W. Monohan at June 01, 2016 05:45 PM (h6LRd)

10 Jason it's all in the timing, and a bit of luck

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (3wHFl)

11 She has Gaylord Merkin Focker disease, she has to inject herself into everything.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (4P9Xl)

12 All her brains are in her tits.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 01, 2016 05:44 PM (43OZ6)

A Beautiful Mind

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (t06LC)

13 She has Gaylord Merkin Focker disease, she has to inject herself into everything.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (4P9Xl)

Bill Clinton also suffers.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (t06LC)

14 nuclear bombs could start going off and people would be taking selfies trying to get the perfect shot with the mushroom cloud in the back

Posted by: brak at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (MJuTN)

15 Now what is this "gun" thing that Ms. Messing wants me to be aware of?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (8ZskC)

16 Narcissist in Chief Barack Obumbles had ValJarJar leaking to CNN today that he deeply resents not being the center of attention, and that he fully intends to jump into the political maelstrom and "save Hillary's ass" just as soon as she is handed the nomination by the Party super delegates.

Then he will get people fired up! Between golf rounds he will definitely get some people fired right up.

Posted by: MTF, Amity and Enmity at June 01, 2016 05:47 PM (/m8T6)

17 I had no idea that America's Gun Culture was so hard on Our Celebrity Betters.

We must all Do More To Raise Awareness of the Adversity And Hardship They Endure.

Amen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2016 05:48 PM (mL2BD)

18 So is the 'gun awareness' thing with the orange shirts still going forward tomorrow?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:48 PM (4P9Xl)

19 Isn't this a bit of the last thread?

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 05:48 PM (3wHFl)

20 She cares soooooo much! And is sooooooo much smarter than us. (Or is it "smarter than we"?)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 05:48 PM (Nwg0u)

21 "...the horrible irony that yet another shooting was happening while I was preparing in this effort..."

Shootings happen every day in LA, Chiraq, Baltimore - it's not IRONIC at all, except maybe to Alanis Morisette.

What's ironic is that the people who hate gun violence want to take guns away from legal gun owners, the ones who want to use them to *protect themselves* from criminal gun violence.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2016 05:48 PM (NOIQH)

22 Twitter,

Or how to destroy a life in 140 characters or less.

Posted by: rd at June 01, 2016 05:48 PM (v0YLX)

23 Jolly Roger, also Jimmah Carter.

Sense a pattern?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:48 PM (4P9Xl)

24 Human beings still haven't gotten around to realizing that this New Thing, like most New Things throughout history, is stupid and almost entirely without merit.

This too is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: Bete trying to stay awake at June 01, 2016 05:49 PM (F9322)

25 She looks terrible. Didn't she used to be cute?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 01, 2016 05:49 PM (6IPEM)

26 How does posting a picture of yourself "highlight the irony" of some gun violence? If her name was Debra Smith&Wesson maybe I'd get it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:50 PM (8ZskC)

27 12 All her brains are in her tits.

Since someone of the female persuasion brought it up, I'd just like to point out the underlying problem here. Namely, Ms. Messing has no t***. No, really. You could, as they say, look it up, which I'm absolutely sure all of you are now doing.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 05:50 PM (LAe3v)

28 Oh, wait, I see. You already knew that, and it was the point of your comment. I'm so redfaced.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 05:50 PM (LAe3v)

29 Wait,she showed her tits?

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2016 05:51 PM (B48dK)

30 Ace, are you Messing with me?

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 01, 2016 05:51 PM (6n332)

31 Oh the humanity. And make sure the blimp is in the shot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:51 PM (8ZskC)

32 Dear Snowflake,

You want to do something about gun violence?
Go march in the Harrison District with all your activist buddies. They had 27 of the 70+ Chicago shootings over the Memorial Day weekend.

Posted by: rd at June 01, 2016 05:52 PM (v0YLX)

33 I think it's hilarious

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 05:52 PM (2BdIw)

34 It's a princess and the pea thing. Only our better can feel the true tragedy and they can't help but feel it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 05:53 PM (Nwg0u)

35 *pauses*

Should I look on eBay to see how much those Gabby Gifford t-shirts are going for? You know the ones that magically appeared during the rally after the shooting.

Nah, want to keep at least a shred of humanity left. Which is pretty amazing since I'm an android cat-grrl.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:53 PM (4P9Xl)

36 Knowing the hordes interests run strongly in the cake genre, Debra Messing sent this little pic along

http://tinyurl.com/jjox8aj

Posted by: MTF, Amity and Enmity at June 01, 2016 05:53 PM (/m8T6)

37 "6 All her brains are in her tits.
Posted by: kathysaysso"

So she's got nothing then since she is pretty flat chested

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 01, 2016 05:53 PM (OD2ni)

38 "Ms. Messing has no tits"

Well that's what I HEARD!

Posted by: dr peter venkman at June 01, 2016 05:53 PM (ovC10)

39 Am I the only one who thinks this 'abundance of caution' business is out of hand?

You have a murder suicide in a room.

Does the fact that it's at a school make it a school shooting and necessitate sheltering everyone in place all day?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2016 05:53 PM (1xUj/)

40
She frickin' ADMITS that she was trying to use the selfie to gin up political action. She KNEW it was going to cause a ruckus, that was the whole point.

So what really happened is that she showed she was a sniveling, fucking coward. A brave "activist" wouldn't apologize, they'd stick to their guns......so to speak.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 05:54 PM (LuZz8)

41 and people getting killed on campus doesn't bring awareness.

Her being sad in an orange shirt does

Hahahahaha

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 05:54 PM (2BdIw)

42 I congratulated her.

No apology needed. Everyone's first impulse in a tragedy is to go Coffin Surfing. How'd that gun free zone work out?

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 05:54 PM (g8Hfr)

43 I believe it was the inimitable John McClane who uttered those inspirational words, "Fucking California..."

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 05:54 PM (4ng05)

44 And what is the "something" that we can all do to make the US safer, Einstein? Don't keep it to yourself now.

HINT: If it's "make laws to prevent gun violence," that ship has sailed. Next.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:54 PM (8ZskC)

45 tap-tap-tappitty-tap!!

Posted by: The Dancing on the Coffins at Newtown at June 01, 2016 05:55 PM (mL2BD)

46 These selfies with idiots holding their iphone and in a bathroom are disgusting.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 05:55 PM (iQIUe)

47 My suggestion is to Debra stop Messing with shit you know nothing avbout

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 05:55 PM (3wHFl)

48 Ok, who the hell is this woman?

Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2016 05:55 PM (88xKn)

49 Heh. WZ notes that she was wearing a t-shirt advertising Katie Couric's fiasco.

Posted by: Golfman at June 01, 2016 05:55 PM (48QDY)

50 Debra tried to wave the bloody shirt and all she got was ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:55 PM (4P9Xl)

51 Seems like another nonapology.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 05:56 PM (0mRoj)

52 48 Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2016 05:55 PM (88xKn)

an "actress"...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005226/

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 05:56 PM (g8Hfr)

53 Seriously

Narcissist much

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 05:56 PM (2BdIw)

54 "I was...struck by the horrible IRONY..."

For the want of a heavy iron.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 01, 2016 05:57 PM (NUqwG)

55
27 12 All her brains are in her tits.

Since someone of the female persuasion brought it up, I'd just like to point out the underlying problem here. Namely, Ms. Messing has no t***. No, really. You could, as they say, look it up, which I'm absolutely sure all of you are now doing.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 05:50 PM (LAe3v)

You'd find better tits and ass on a snake.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 05:57 PM (LuZz8)

56 "To wave the bloody shirt and all she got was..."

... a chorus of men shouting "put that bloody shirt back on"?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 05:57 PM (ovC10)

57 The selfie would have been of interest if she was topless.

Otherwise, sugar tits, may your 15 minutes be up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2016 05:57 PM (gyKtp)

58 Going after law-abiding gun owners is basically like "anti-oppression" protesters in Western universities.

Instead of, say, North Korea or Burma.

Basically, they're lying about *something*, either their level of commitment or their target (or both).

Some of them are just silly douches who don't have the brass bells to actually get in the face of *actual* oppressors.

Some of them really are targeting the West because Western values are what they *actually* oppose, not oppression.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2016 05:58 PM (wB8Tg)

59 "This has NOTHING to do with me."

Okay, I just found the irony.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:58 PM (8ZskC)

60 * noting pause in thread.

Posted by: Golfman at June 01, 2016 05:58 PM (48QDY)

61 People keep saying they want to "do" something about gun violence but they never say what they want to "do."

Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2016 05:58 PM (q177U)

62 These selfies with idiots holding their iphone and in a bathroom are disgusting.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 05:55 PM (iQIUe)
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Not always. Some of the idiots are quite visually appealing.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 01, 2016 05:58 PM (NUqwG)

63 Sad. Since she makes her living with a gun. Mysteries of Laura.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 05:58 PM (tu/2g)

64 48 Ok, who the hell is this woman?
Posted by: dantesed

she played a gay guy's merkin in the 90's or something.

Posted by: haven x monahan at June 01, 2016 05:58 PM (nFwvY)

65 Tragedy always calls for narcissism

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 05:58 PM (2BdIw)

66
54 "I was...struck by the horrible IRONY..."

For the want of a heavy iron.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 01, 2016 05:57 PM (NUqwG)

Dood, I HATE tire irons.

Posted by: Zombie Earl Nash at June 01, 2016 05:58 PM (LuZz8)

67 Sadly she its one of mine

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2016 05:58 PM (Ozsfq)

68 Last weekend Debra posted a topless selfie. She was wearing a Chewbacca mask to protest the Harambe shooting. Kinda sexy...

Posted by: Messing Undressing at June 01, 2016 05:59 PM (FXW24)

69 you have to scroll down a bit, and she's, at best, "meh"...

http://celebritynudecentury. blogspot.com/search?q=debra+messing

take out the space

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2016 05:59 PM (egMtB)

70 Being a Murder/suicide, maybe this twit should do something to raise awareness about domestic violence.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 01, 2016 05:59 PM (iYTlX)

71 >>She frickin' ADMITS that she was trying to use the selfie to gin up
political action. She KNEW it was going to cause a ruckus, that was the
whole point.

Remember in "Broadcast News" when Holly Hunter's character discovers that her anchor BF faked tears during an interview with a victim/victim's family?
Is Messing being any less craven than that?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2016 05:59 PM (NOIQH)

72 OT: TFG on again with his bitter clingers schtick.

This time it's "VFW Halls," though. Really? How fucking tone deaf do you have to be to make VFW Hall cracks two days after Memorial Day?

Posted by: Country Singer at June 01, 2016 06:00 PM (GUBah)

73 48 Ok, who the hell is this woman?
Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2016 05:55 PM (88xKn)
____________________________

She played the beard on a sit-com about two gay guys, called Will & Grace.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2016 06:00 PM (BNs9e)

74 All her brains are in her tits.

I think I see the problem here.

http://tinyurl.com/heprud5

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 06:00 PM (8ZskC)

75 People keep saying they want to "do" something about gun violence but they never say what they want to "do."

Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2016 05:58 PM (q177U)

The same thing they want every day, Pinky. More Power And Control.

It won't solve the problem, unless the problem is they feel they don't have enough Power And Control.

Which it kind of is.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2016 06:01 PM (wB8Tg)

76 She played the beard on a sit-com about two gay guys, called Will & Grace.

Plays a cop on Mysteries of Laura.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 06:01 PM (tu/2g)

77 Self awareness isn't her bag, baby

Maybe she should raise that awareness

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:01 PM (2BdIw)

78 never let a good tragedy or crisis go to waste, eh Deb? She's soooo sensitive and caring, you know? You KNOW?? Hey look at me, dammit, I'm Debra Messing and I CARE!!!!

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 06:01 PM (sdxPm)

79 murder suicide eh. I wondered if it was something like that when I heard engineering building. Mix stress of a still rigorous PHD program with the autistic spectrum types that are engineers and professors who can be either AS or smug dicks or both and end of semesters can get dicey.

(I AM both an engineering MS and probably on the AS although they didnt test for that back in the stone ages when I was in elementary school so I think I get to say this)

Posted by: Palerider at June 01, 2016 06:01 PM (dkExz)

80 once you notice how weird and bulbous her nose is, you can't unnotice it.

kind of like that cigar stuck in the wall picture.

or shannen dougherty's crooked eyes.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 01, 2016 06:01 PM (27KAF)

81 OT:

How would you like to make this adjustment: Elizabeth Holmes, CEO of Theranos, recently had a net worth of over $4 billion. Now she has a net worth of $0. This according to Forbes.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:02 PM (4ng05)

82 Somewhere she's got a selfie at a wedding where her face is obscuring the bride.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 06:02 PM (ovC10)

83 (I AM both an engineering MS and probably on the AS

Are you sure? You're on the wrong thread, dude.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 06:02 PM (LAe3v)

84 Plays a cop on Mysteries of Laura.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 06:01 PM (tu/2g)
___________________

Not for long. It was recently cancelled.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2016 06:03 PM (BNs9e)

85 Actress (?) Debra Messing Takes Selfies of Herself During UCLA Shooting to, She Claims, Bring Attention to ~~Gun Violence~~ The Stupidity Epidemic

Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at June 01, 2016 06:03 PM (oKE6c)

86 Sock off.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:03 PM (oKE6c)

87 or shannen dougherty's crooked eyes.

That woman was the poster child for formerly fairly hot women who don't realize they no longer are.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 06:04 PM (LAe3v)

88 Plays a cop on Mysteries of Laura.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 06:01 PM (tu/2g)
___________________

Not for long. It was recently cancelled.

Oh snap. Wife is gonna be pissed.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 06:04 PM (tu/2g)

89 Debra searches for her brains:

http://tinyurl.com/zgpjk9o

Posted by: MTF, Amity and Enmity at June 01, 2016 06:04 PM (/m8T6)

90 Messing's selfies

Blocking the shooting of JFK

The fall of the Berlin Wall

The moon landing

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:04 PM (2BdIw)

91 This time it's "VFW Halls," though. Really? How fucking tone deaf do you have to be to make VFW Hall cracks two days after Memorial Day?
Posted by: Country Singer at June 01, 2016 06:00 PM (GUBah)

---

As a VFW member, he can go fuck himself with a grenade wrapped in razor wire.

Asshole.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 06:04 PM (rlfds)

92 Hey, Deb - Will Grace has been gone for a long time. You need to accept that you're irrelevant now, mmmmkay?

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 01, 2016 06:04 PM (rznWS)

93 She was on Fag and Hag, er, Will n Grace? Bitch.

Posted by: oh,k,tnx,bye at June 01, 2016 06:05 PM (Bv783)

94 89 Debra searches for her brains:

When it's cold, does she get a good idea?

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 06:05 PM (LAe3v)

95 I think the problem is that we still think narcissistic exhibitionism via social media is cool, much like the primitive humans in the Hitchhiker's series still thought digital watches were cool.

Yeah, that's the analogy I keep hopping back to. Because young teenager that I was at the time, I was baffled: digital watches ARE cool, what does he mean? Later, Douglas Adams seemed just tremendously prophetic to me, and I have always tried to think of new trends in that light.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 06:05 PM (39g3+)

96 How would you like to make this adjustment: Elizabeth Holmes, CEO of Theranos, recently had a net worth of over $4 billion. Now she has a net worth of $0. This according to Forbes.

-
She shouldn't have had that supreme pizza. Should have just stuck with pepperoni.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 06:05 PM (Nwg0u)

97 When I want political commentary, I always turn to titless Hollywood has-beens.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2016 06:05 PM (HgMAr)

98 nice try Pep

+ I aint a dude. In my case the horses keep me sane so I think I'm very low risk for going postal.

Posted by: Palerider at June 01, 2016 06:05 PM (dkExz)

99 Has she done anything of note...
Posted by: Brother Cavil
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Boob job. I noticed that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 06:05 PM (9mTYi)

100
81 OT:

How would you like to make this adjustment: Elizabeth Holmes, CEO of Theranos, recently had a net worth of over $4 billion. Now she has a net worth of $0. This according to Forbes.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:02 PM (4ng05)

I'm thinking she's never heard of the phrase "portfolio diversification".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 06:05 PM (LuZz8)

101 Hey, whoever you are, how's the career going?

Oh.

Sorry to hear that. Maybe injecting yourself into this shit will help.

Nah. Probably not.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:06 PM (oKE6c)

102 primitive humans in the Hitchhiker's series still thought digital watches were cool.

-
iPhone, therefore I am.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 06:06 PM (Nwg0u)

103 37
"6 All her brains are in her tits.

Posted by: kathysaysso"

So she's got nothing then since she is pretty flat chested

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 01, 2016 05:53 PM (OD2ni)

Precisely my point!

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 01, 2016 06:06 PM (43OZ6)

104 Also on social media was this sad girl:

http://tinyurl.com/jrvo29j

Pretty, and amazingly stupid. But so convinced she's terribly wise and superior.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 06:07 PM (39g3+)

105
IMDb

Debra Messing............Haven Monahan

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2016 06:07 PM (kdS6q)

106 schlossgungrabenfest

Posted by: Ian Galt at June 01, 2016 06:07 PM (8iiMU)

107 But she was in a show with funny gays!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2016 06:07 PM (4ErVI)

108 So on the spectrum of Intellectualized Thought to Socialized Thought, I'm thinking Debra Messing is a bright red dot marking Narcissistic Parrot.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 01, 2016 06:07 PM (1CroS)

109 I think the problem is that we still think narcissistic exhibitionism via social media is cool,

Munchausen's Syndrome.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2016 06:07 PM (mL2BD)

110 **Sits in darkened lair**

**Strokes feral cat**

**Bides time**

**Leers ominously**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 01, 2016 06:07 PM (mvenn)

111 A messing selfie blocking the dead body of Bin Laden

The flag raising at Iwo Jima

The dropping of the Atomic bomb

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:08 PM (2BdIw)

112 schlossgungrabenfest

messinggungrabenfest

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 06:08 PM (tu/2g)

113 I hate selfies with a white hot passion.

And now we're getting ready to leave for another "surprise" birfday party for husband of friend.

She's been throwing "surprise" birfday parties for him three years in a row at various restaurants with the same group of friends.

I'm sure he'll be "surprised" again.

Jeebus, I'm in a mood. (Second set of house guests in two weeks left today.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 06:09 PM (1ZOkK)

114 Also on social media was this sad girl:

Christ on a cracker, the "speeshies" drives me nuts. Technically, both are acceptable, but only in the sense that Donald Trump is an acceptable Presidential candidate.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 06:09 PM (LAe3v)

115 I could see Debra Messing memes being big. Her, with a camera, pouting and taking a pic of herself, with major events behind her.

The little girl burned by napalm in Vietnam
The tearing down of the Berlin Wall
Dead Flavor Ade drinkers at Jonestown

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 06:10 PM (39g3+)

116 Was it a cotton T-shirt? Because wearing cotton while Roots is being aired is really, really ironic. In fact, I am struck and shocked by the irony.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 06:10 PM (9mTYi)

117 I've never cared for Debra Messing. She's always come across as "concerned" about various issues I lack fucks to give.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 06:10 PM (1ZOkK)

118 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 01, 2016 06:07 PM (mvenn)

I polish my guns in darkened rooms, but to each his own.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2016 06:10 PM (4ErVI)

119 @17: "I had no idea that America's Gun Culture was so hard on Our Celebrity Betters."

Eat a dick.

Posted by: John Lennon at June 01, 2016 06:10 PM (rznWS)

120 That Oscar ceremony where whatserface got a selfie with the other stars? That was pretty much the ultimate expression of the vapid narcissism of people giving each other trophies for doing their jobs. Lets up on a big show! Put it on television! Look at us! We're being us! Here's a trophy I got for reading someone else's work nobody knows!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 06:11 PM (39g3+)

121 Googled her, if her brains are in her tits there is the problem

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 06:11 PM (3wHFl)

122 Just trying to prove to the powers who run Hollywood that she will stick to their script just to get another show and a nice paycheck.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2016 06:12 PM (08Znv)

123 You know what I'm not seeing on social media? Anywhere?

People talking about seeing Roots. Not a peep.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 06:12 PM (39g3+)

124

Does she have colorectal cancer? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Emma Jackoff's Strapon at June 01, 2016 06:12 PM (E49J+)

125 They want to take a way all guns. Period.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 06:12 PM (iQIUe)

126 I'm happy to report I have no idea who Debra Messing is.

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 06:12 PM (e3bId)

127 I wish I had Slublogs talent. I could Messing all day

Selfie over the battle of Gettysburg

The assaination of Lincoln

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:12 PM (2BdIw)

128 once you notice how weird and bulbous her nose is, you can't unnotice it.
.................

Like when Weasel pointed out Jim Webb's head.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2016 06:12 PM (HgMAr)

129 Also on social media was this sad girl:

http://tinyurl.com/jrvo29j

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Bacon sandwich! I need a bacon sandwich stat!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 06:13 PM (Nwg0u)

130
Messing needs to stfu. Her apology was almost all wah wah wah!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 06:13 PM (iQIUe)

131 @39: "Does the fact that it's at a school make it a school shooting and necessitate sheltering everyone in place all day?"

Well, yes. Control must be asserted over the peasantry, and maximum news exposure must be obtained. Every knee shall bend.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 01, 2016 06:13 PM (rznWS)

132 "PLEASE READ..." - Debra Messing

Um, yeah but no. You live in a fabricated land of make-believe and fiction. Why subject myself to your delusions?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 01, 2016 06:13 PM (1CroS)

133 **Sits in darkened lair**

**Strokes feral cat**

**Bides time**

**Leers ominously**

****

One does not stroke a feral cat. At least not more than once.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2016 06:13 PM (SEXy3)

134 Stop Thermodynamics Now

Posted by: Nicholas Carnot at June 01, 2016 06:13 PM (12kBq)

135 Oh-oh Jane D'oh!

Sometimes we need a good mood!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2016 06:14 PM (08Znv)

136 I'm thinking she's never heard of the phrase "portfolio diversification".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 06:05 PM (LuZz

She started the medical testing company and shot to prominence as the youngest billionaire in the world. Evidently, they faked some of the test results.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:14 PM (4ng05)

137 People talking about seeing Roots. Not a peep.

Posted by: at June 01, 2016 06:12 PM (39g3+)

I saw Roots back in the 70's.

Once was enough.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 01, 2016 06:14 PM (iYTlX)

138 125 I stopped being concerned about gun grabbers when I decided I wasn't going to give them up. Ever.

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 06:14 PM (e3bId)

139 Don't know if it's been noted yet, but Los Angeles has for decades now required checks and a thumb print to buy ammo (which is why Angelenos always go to Culver City to pick up ammo).

Posted by: The Gun Hat at June 01, 2016 06:15 PM (itfg0)

140
Whither Entropy?

Posted by: In Vito Veritits at June 01, 2016 06:15 PM (E49J+)

141 She was there. I saw her. It's seared --SEARED-- in my memory.

Posted by: Brain Williams at June 01, 2016 06:15 PM (mL2BD)

142 How would you like to make this adjustment: Elizabeth Holmes, CEO of Theranos, recently had a net worth of over $4 billion. Now she has a net worth of $0. This according to Forbes.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:02 PM (4ng05)

Her business is a total sham. Built on lies.

Posted by: Blano at June 01, 2016 06:15 PM (BT2hl)

143 1 - this is the skank who helped gay america up

2 - when you google debra, Winger comes up first

Posted by: Mel Gibson at June 01, 2016 06:15 PM (12kBq)

144 "61
People keep saying they want to "do" something about gun violence but they never say what they want to "do."

Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2016 05:58 PM (q177U)"

They want to take away guns from private citizens so that murders will be committed with knives, hammers and baseball bats. Because that would be better.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 01, 2016 06:15 PM (QHgTq)

145 wth: "Like when Weasel pointed out Jim Webb's head."

Or The Donald's hands.

Posted by: Haven Rubio Monahan at June 01, 2016 06:15 PM (1CroS)

146 **Stops stroking feral cat**

**Bandages deep forearm lacerations**

**Strokes cute puppie**

**Bides time once again**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 01, 2016 06:15 PM (mvenn)

147 How would you like to make this adjustment:
Elizabeth Holmes, CEO of Theranos, recently had a net worth of over $4
billion. Now she has a net worth of $0. This according to Forbes.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:02 PM (4ng05)

I believe that that was the value of her (common) stock, not necessarily her own personal net worth.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:15 PM (oKE6c)

148 I hate selfies with a white hot passion.

--

Couldn't agree more. They are the epitome and end game (please?) of an unserious society gone absolutely mad with self-importance, self-indulgence and narcissism.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun! at June 01, 2016 06:15 PM (+FSld)

149 128 once you notice how weird and bulbous her nose is, you can't unnotice it.
.................

Like when Weasel pointed out Jim Webb's head.
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2016 06:12 PM (HgMAr)
-------
Webb's head has its own gravitational field.

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 06:15 PM (e3bId)

150 The left view themselves as compassionate. This is largely based on having certain positions and stating them publicly - most of which involve insisting that *other people* do things.

Which is, of course, not compassion. It's actually a perversion of compassion.

Compassion is literally "fellow feeling," being able to feel what someone else feels. Which, given their dependence on mockery and stereotypes, the left lacks.

But it gets worse, because *demanding others feel as you do* is not only *not* compassion, it's a complete inversion of compassion.

Mind you, just for observing that words mean things, I'm an imperialist patriarchal oppressor.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2016 06:16 PM (wB8Tg)

151 I saw Roots back in the 70's.

Once was enough.

****

Yes, but this is the new and improved #BlackLivesMatter version with much more violence and not a white hero to be found.

I'm serious.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2016 06:16 PM (SEXy3)

152 I saw Roots back in the 70's.

Sure. but back then, everyone was talking about Roots. It was THE watercooler conversation. It was the show everyone saw and it had an impact.

This time?

crickets.

Sure, it will win every award humanity has ever invented, because, Roots. But its just not having even the slightest impact. I wonder what their ratings really were.

Like when Weasel pointed out Jim Webb's head.

The one that got me was Webb Hubble/Chelsea Clinton. I scoff at those conspiracy theories and shook my head when I heard it but... holy crap. That one is true.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 06:17 PM (39g3+)

153 I saw Roots back in the 70's.

Once was enough.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 01, 2016 06:14 PM (iYTlX)

I feel bad enough about what others tell me were my terrible ancestors all by myself. I don't need to go looking for more reasons to hate me.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:17 PM (4ng05)

154 She started the medical testing company and shot to
prominence as the youngest billionaire in the world. Evidently, they
faked some of the test results.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:14 PM (4ng05)
"Behind every great fortune is a great crime" - Balzac

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:17 PM (oKE6c)

155 "She started the medical testing company and shot to
prominence as the youngest billionaire in the world. Evidently, they
faked some of the test results.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:14 PM (4ng05)"

Sounds like that would have been the time to cash out.

And flee the country.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 01, 2016 06:17 PM (QHgTq)

156 How did she get into show business? Ok, nevermind, don't answer that.

Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2016 06:17 PM (88xKn)

157 Selfie statute:

http://tinyurl.com/jzy4oxy

The End Times are near

Posted by: brak at June 01, 2016 06:17 PM (MJuTN)

158 Aware now, bitchez?

Posted by: Debra Messing at June 01, 2016 06:18 PM (8ZskC)

159 149
128 once you notice how weird and bulbous her nose is, you can't unnotice it.

Looks a bit like Bwany's wiener sticking out the Senatorial glory hole...

Posted by: Barky Ofuckstick at June 01, 2016 06:18 PM (E49J+)

160 At least there's that new McConaughey movie where I think he's a white hero to black folks?

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 01, 2016 06:18 PM (Lv0zB)

161 BTW, twitter has been down for about 15 minutes. I'm guessing the NRA is behind it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2016 06:18 PM (SEXy3)

162 I believe that that was the value of her (common) stock, not necessarily her own personal net worth.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:15 PM (oKE6c)

Yes, it was base on the companies evaluation which Forbes itself applied to her net worth.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:18 PM (4ng05)

163 Selfie over Falluja

Selfie over the titanic

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:19 PM (2BdIw)

164 Wouldn't it be funny if "Roots" was sponsored by Clairol?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 01, 2016 06:19 PM (mvenn)

165 valuation not evaluation. putz

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:19 PM (4ng05)

166 Movie stars doing selfies is what blows me away. What, being in movies, on television, posters, magazines, and online all over isn't enough images of yourself? I have to dig to find one picture of me, why on earth would I want any?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 06:19 PM (39g3+)

167 I hate selfies with a white hot passion.

I have this fantasy of having every 50th cell phone camera actually be a derringer.

Is that wrong?

Wait. I don't care if it is.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:19 PM (oKE6c)

168 I didn't not have sex with that woman. Though one time when I was drunk, I do remember her following me around with a turkey baster

Posted by: Webb Hubbel at June 01, 2016 06:19 PM (12kBq)

169 At least there's that new McConaughey movie where I think he's a white hero to black folks?

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 01, 2016 06:18 PM (Lv0zB)

Yeah, when I saw that trailer I said "I expected Avatar 2 to be set in space."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2016 06:19 PM (wB8Tg)

170 Her business is a total sham. Built on lies

-
Shoulda gone into politics.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 06:20 PM (Nwg0u)

171 I see Ms. Messing did a nekkid pose for Allure. Lot of class there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 06:20 PM (9mTYi)

172 Interesting.
She almost got the role of Elaine on Seinfeld.
Almost.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 06:20 PM (T/5A0)

173 Yikes. I thought everybody in Hollywood got nose jobs.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2016 06:20 PM (HgMAr)

174
Autodick sucks giant cucumbers!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 01, 2016 06:20 PM (E49J+)

175 I wonder if they will air one PSA about the plight of current slaves in the world and how slavery is on an uptick. Nah, that would be too close to if they had corrected the history to show that it was black muslims who captured other blacks to sell or keep as slaves.

Posted by: Palerider at June 01, 2016 06:21 PM (dkExz)

176 Burnt Toast: "I saw Roots back in the 70's."

If I recall, it was called "Seeds" back then. They named TV shows after plant parts which was the style at the time.

Posted by: Haven Grampa S. Monahan at June 01, 2016 06:21 PM (1CroS)

177

"the horrible IRONY" she says

while wearing a fraudulent documentary t-shirt

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 06:21 PM (qCMvj)

178 Messing in Action.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 01, 2016 06:21 PM (mvenn)

179 Still no name on the UCLA shooter.

Strange

Took days to get the houston shooters name

The Fed now controls the flow of info

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:21 PM (2BdIw)

180 Selfie over Falluja

-
Thirty Selfies Over Tokyo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 06:21 PM (Nwg0u)

181 @138: "I stopped being concerned about gun grabbers when I decided I wasn't going to give them up. Ever."

They don't have to grab them to effectively disarm everyone. How often to you exercise your right (i.e., not by way of permit, license, etc.) to bear arms? Most people are already effectively cowed into not ever having any sort of arms on them at any time.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 01, 2016 06:21 PM (rznWS)

182 Yes, it was base on the companies evaluation which Forbes itself applied to her net worth.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:18 PM (4ng05)
Kind of sloppy of Forbes. She could be a zillionaire quite apart from her Theranos stock, regardless of its current worth. She probably isn't, but it's sloppy of Forbes to conflate the two implicitly.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:21 PM (oKE6c)

183 So relevant, so interesting. Oh wait who is this Messing chick?

Posted by: Hashtag Everything at June 01, 2016 06:21 PM (bsDXW)

184 Hmmm.... Calif College...

Murder / Suicide....

Two MALES... but can't find any information on Race or Sexual Identity....

How.... interesting...

And memory hole in 3... 2... 1...

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 01, 2016 06:22 PM (qf6WZ)

185 Bryan Pagliano, Hillary's IT guy will plead the Fifth in his Judicial Watch deposition next week.

Drip drip drip.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2016 06:22 PM (r1fLd)

186 She sitting on the pot in that selfie? Good thing there's no Smell-O-Vision.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2016 06:22 PM (HgMAr)

187 Selfie obscuring baby Jesus in the manger.

Posted by: ok, thanks, bye at June 01, 2016 06:22 PM (Bv783)

188 She almost got the role of Elaine on Seinfeld.

*****

What, couldn't dance well enough?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 01, 2016 06:22 PM (mvenn)

189 Debra Messing? Never heard of her

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 01, 2016 06:22 PM (12kBq)

190 171 I see Ms. Messing did a nekkid pose for Allure. Lot of class there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 06:20 PM (9mTYi)

Allure? Is that a fishing magazine?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:23 PM (oKE6c)

191 Still no name on the UCLA shooter.

Strange

Took days to get the houston shooters name

The Fed now controls the flow of info
Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:21 PM (2BdIw)

Gotta make certain that the ties to right wing organizations are rock solid this time.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:23 PM (4ng05)

192 Messing with things she don't know

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 06:23 PM (3wHFl)

193 160 At least there's that new McConaughey movie where I think he's a white hero to black folks?
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 01, 2016 06:18 PM (Lv0zB)
---
There was an interesting article in Smithsonian on the Free State of Jones:

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/true-story-free-state-jones-180958111/?no-ist

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 06:23 PM (jR7Wy)

194 Neil Armstrong's first step on the moon.

Custer facing all those Native Americans.

Blocked the sniper aiming at kankles.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2016 06:23 PM (08Znv)

195 The Obama administration has already started using lawfare and regulatory pressure to shut down gun makers and they block imports when they can. Expect Hillary to double and triple down on that.

They can't technically outlaw guns. But if they make it impossible to make them, and confiscate all guns with every arrest...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 06:23 PM (39g3+)

196 The Great Selfie...

The stirring tale of hundreds of Prisoners of War escaping from a German POW camp, so they can go to Switzerland for a Giant Selfie...

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 01, 2016 06:23 PM (qf6WZ)

197 Allure? Is that a fishing magazine?

Posted by: Jay Guevara

****

Snort!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 01, 2016 06:24 PM (mvenn)

198 Believe me when I tell you I was not on the end of that rope because of Debra Messing

Posted by: David Carradine at June 01, 2016 06:24 PM (12kBq)

199
My sadz are soecial because...

...MY SADZ!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2016 06:24 PM (BK3ZS)

200 170 Her business is a total sham. Built on lies
-
Shoulda gone into politics.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 06:20 PM (Nwg0u)

Well, there is a CA Senate seat coming up ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:24 PM (oKE6c)

201 @164: "Wouldn't it be funny if "Roots" was sponsored by Clairol?"

Gotta go with Johnson Johnson Cotton Swabs

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 01, 2016 06:24 PM (rznWS)

202 For a Few Selfies More...

The tale of a drifter who comes into town to shoot... selfies...

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 01, 2016 06:24 PM (qf6WZ)

203 Immunity and the fifth? Is he retiring after next week with full pention?

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 06:24 PM (3wHFl)

204 181 How often do I exercise my right to bear arms?
Very often.

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 06:25 PM (e3bId)

205 And never forget the stirring WW2 epic...

A Selfie Too Far....

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 01, 2016 06:25 PM (qf6WZ)

206 Which explains why the feds are freaking out so badly about 3D printed guns. Make your own? Oh no you di'int!!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 06:25 PM (39g3+)

207 The Who Shot A Selfie with Liberty Valance

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:26 PM (oKE6c)

208 Oh no. Bret Baier just reported on the first baby born in the US with complications from Zika.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2016 06:26 PM (SEXy3)

209
Too bad. Debra Messing is a very cute redhead. Beyond that, there's no there there.

A vapid, vacuous chick with precious little to contribute to intelligent discourse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 06:26 PM (p4UlV)

210 All Selfies on the Western Front

Johnny Got His Selfie

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:27 PM (0mRoj)

211
The is one thing she is NOT,
and that is Messing with her mind!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2016 06:27 PM (BK3ZS)

212 They Shoot Selfies, Don't They?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:27 PM (oKE6c)

213 They can't technically outlaw guns. But if they make it impossible to make them, and confiscate all guns with every arrest...

How's that working with illegal drugs?

Buy a kilo, get an AK.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 06:27 PM (tu/2g)

214 Lots of radio people were speculating Hillary's days as a candidate are soon going to be over, Bernie wins Leftifornia it might be the straw.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 06:27 PM (3wHFl)

215 Question. Assuming the UCLA thing was a murder suicide would it have been fine if the idiot murderer beat the other person to death? Becaise I think the problem is the murdering not the gun.

Posted by: alexthechick at June 01, 2016 06:27 PM (TRmw9)

216 The Selfies of the Navarrone.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:27 PM (0mRoj)

217 Zika is primarily spread through sex I bet. Not bug bites

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:27 PM (2BdIw)

218 Apparently the recent loss of her job portraying a gun-toting detective has affected her mind.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 01, 2016 06:27 PM (IdCqF)

219

"What's it all about, Sel-feee?"
Is it just for the moment, with you? . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 06:27 PM (p4UlV)

220 The Red Selfie of Courage

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at June 01, 2016 06:27 PM (2zHPC)

221 Twelve O'clock Selfie

Posted by: gregory peck at June 01, 2016 06:28 PM (12kBq)

222
Baier just reported on the first baby born in the US with complications from Zika.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2016 06:26 PM (SEXy3)

From Honduras, BTW and FWIW

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2016 06:28 PM (BK3ZS)

223 I don't understand why people are putting any weight at all behind the Democrat elections. Look at the delegate totals. It does not matter how many states Bernie wins. Either way, he loses.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 06:28 PM (39g3+)

224 Selfie and the married woman

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 06:28 PM (3wHFl)

225 Zika is primarily spread through sex I bet. Not bug bites

***

I think we know about as much about how it's spread as we did with AIDS when it was first discovered.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2016 06:28 PM (SEXy3)

226 The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly Selfies

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 06:29 PM (rlfds)

227 Which explains why the feds are freaking out so badly about 3D printed guns. Make your own? Oh no you di'int!!!!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 06:25 PM (39g3+)

There are kids making homemade railguns on the interwebs that seem to screw things up pretty well. Wouldn't take a lot to turn that into a cottage industry.

Mothers are the fathers of invention. Something like that. Pretty sure.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:29 PM (4ng05)

228 6 All her brains are in her tits.

This is what happens when you're an A-~~lister~~ cupper.

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at June 01, 2016 06:29 PM (bxu2Y)

229

"I love me! I really love me!"

- - Selfie Fields

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 06:29 PM (p4UlV)

230 A Fistful of Selfies

For a Few Selfies More

The Good, the Bad and the Selfie

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2016 06:29 PM (08Znv)

231 The Selfie Always Rings Twice

Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2016 06:29 PM (88xKn)

232 Becaise I think the problem is the murdering not the gun.

#AllMurdersMatter

Posted by: Thomas Neill Cream at June 01, 2016 06:29 PM (Aox82)

233 Dr. Strangelove, or how I learned to Love Selfies

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 01, 2016 06:29 PM (qf6WZ)

234
213 They can't technically outlaw guns. But if they make it impossible to make them, and confiscate all guns with every arrest...

How's that working with illegal drugs?

Buy a kilo, get an AK.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 06:27 PM (tu/2g)
---------
I have a Polytech AK. It's actually a pretty nice piece of work.

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 06:30 PM (e3bId)

235 The Poseidon Selfie

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at June 01, 2016 06:30 PM (2zHPC)

236
Ironically, there was a big TV producer in the 60s named William Self.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 06:30 PM (p4UlV)

237 "104
Also on social media was this sad girl:

http://tinyurl.com/jrvo29j

Pretty, and amazingly stupid. But so convinced she's terribly wise and superior.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 06:07 PM (39g3+)"

In a few years she will no longer be cute enough that men will pretend to take her nonsense seriously. When that day arrives she will definitely be a sad girl.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 01, 2016 06:30 PM (QHgTq)

238 Triumph of the Selfie

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:30 PM (oKE6c)

239
125 They want to take a way all guns. Period.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 06:12 PM (iQIUe)

Not quite. They just want to take away YOUR guns, and mine. They have every intention of keeping guns for themselves and their fellow travelers. Because the highest aspiration of any leftist is to personally shoot a few kneeling Kulaks in the back of the neck.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 06:30 PM (LuZz8)

240 The Towering Selfie

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 06:30 PM (rlfds)

241 Dial S for Selfie

Posted by: Ian Galt at June 01, 2016 06:30 PM (8iiMU)

242 Bernie wins California, he still wouldn't get more delegates from there than Hillary, but she looses the biggest state it doesn't look good on her resume.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 06:30 PM (3wHFl)

243
134 Stop Thermodynamics Now

Posted by: Nicholas Carnot

I've heard this before. Stop recycling material.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 06:30 PM (LAe3v)

244 They should beat Messing with a selfie stick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 06:31 PM (Nwg0u)

245 Big Selfie in Little China

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at June 01, 2016 06:31 PM (2zHPC)

246 The Selfie Berets

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:31 PM (0mRoj)

247 Selfiocracy

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:31 PM (oKE6c)

248 'Because the highest aspiration of any leftist is to personally shoot a few kneeling Kulaks in the back of the neck.'

Go on...

Posted by: Jane Fnda and her Three Ways at June 01, 2016 06:31 PM (E49J+)

249 "The Obama administration has already started using lawfare and regulatory pressure to shut down gun makers and they block imports when they can. Expect Hillary to double and triple down on that."

Not saying you're wrong but the US gun industry has been making and selling more guns than ever. Obama has been the best gun salesman in history.

I'd worry more about ammunition.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2016 06:31 PM (r1fLd)

250 Mr. Selfieridge

Posted by: Ian Galt at June 01, 2016 06:32 PM (8iiMU)

251 Selfie Privilege

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:32 PM (2BdIw)

252 Selfie on the River Kwai

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:32 PM (0mRoj)

253 Last of the Silver Emulsion Photographers

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:32 PM (oKE6c)

254 Nightmare on Selfie Street

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2016 06:32 PM (HgMAr)

255 242 Bernie wins California, he still wouldn't get more delegates from there than Hillary, but she looses the biggest state it doesn't look good on her resume.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 06:30 PM (3wHFl)

And.... since I'm a registered Independent here in Calif....

I can't vote in the Repub Primary... but can the Dem.... soooo...

Chalk up 1 more vote for Crazy Uncle Bernie!

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 01, 2016 06:32 PM (qf6WZ)

256 The Selfies of Navarrone.

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at June 01, 2016 06:32 PM (bxu2Y)

257 White Selfie Fever

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at June 01, 2016 06:32 PM (2zHPC)

258 Selfie! Selfie! Selfie!

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 06:33 PM (rlfds)

259 Thirty Selfies Over Tokyo

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:33 PM (0mRoj)

260 "217
Zika is primarily spread through sex I bet. Not bug bites

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:27 PM (2BdIw)"

So if your wife gets Zika and you don't you should divorce her?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 01, 2016 06:33 PM (QHgTq)

261 Remember the Selfie!

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at June 01, 2016 06:33 PM (2zHPC)

262 Selfie Night Fever

Posted by: Ian Galt at June 01, 2016 06:33 PM (8iiMU)

263 Saturday Night Selfie

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 06:33 PM (rlfds)

264 I would be much less outraged if she would have included at least one upskirt.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2016 06:33 PM (R+30W)

265 Selfie Wars

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at June 01, 2016 06:34 PM (bxu2Y)

266 In horrible taste, but,

Schindler's Selfie

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:34 PM (2BdIw)

267 Selfie Trek

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 06:34 PM (rlfds)

268 A Selfie Too Far

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:34 PM (oKE6c)

269 Selfies of Iwo Jima

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:34 PM (0mRoj)

270 217 Zika is primarily spread through sex I bet. Not bug bites
_________________________

I noticed that the woman who recently gave birth in a New Jersey hospital to a Zika-infected infant, with a deformed head, intestinal and other defects, is Honduran. The paper reported that she was "visiting" the U.S. at the time she gave birth to her baby, a baby that is probably going to need a lifetime of expensive medical, social, and other care. ("Visiting" -- what a lucky coincidence for her! What are the odds?).

But U.S. taxpayers, many of whom can barely afford their own healthcare, will be more than happy to pick up the tab for all the special care this kid is going to need over the next several decades, right?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2016 06:34 PM (BNs9e)

271 MASH.... the stirring story of the Mobile Army Selfie Hospital....

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 01, 2016 06:34 PM (qf6WZ)

272 267 Selfie ~~Trek~~ Dreck
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 06:34 PM (rlfds)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:34 PM (oKE6c)

273 The Selfie Strikes Back

Posted by: Ian Galt at June 01, 2016 06:34 PM (8iiMU)

274 Three Days of the Selfie

Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2016 06:35 PM (88xKn)

275 Kind of sloppy of Forbes. She could be a zillionaire quite apart from her Theranos stock, regardless of its current worth. She probably isn't, but it's sloppy of Forbes to conflate the two implicitly.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:21 PM (oKE6c)

Forbes in this case did their due diligence and were right to make this adjustment. She's just a kid who flim-flammed a bunch of venture capitalists and created a paper company with a product that had not been tested and could never work. It was all hype and hoopla and fraud.

Posted by: HTL at June 01, 2016 06:35 PM (hhBXE)

276 Saving Private Ryan's Selfie

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 06:35 PM (rlfds)

277 To Selfie With Love

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 06:35 PM (jR7Wy)

278

heh

Evidently Debra Messing and Susan Sarandon had a twitter war earlier this year, when Sarandon said if Clinton wins she might pull the lever for Trump.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 06:35 PM (qCMvj)

279
Bryan Pagliano, Hillary's IT guy will plead the Fifth in his Judicial Watch deposition next week.

Drip drip drip.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2016 06:22 PM (r1fLd)

Why do I get the feeling that the Congressional GOP got rolled?

Naaaaahhh. Couldn't happen.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 06:35 PM (LuZz8)

280 I'd double tap that ass like an assassin running wild in an ass free zone.

Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2016 06:35 PM (f40FU)

281
And.... since I'm a registered Independent here in Calif....

I can't vote in the Repub Primary... but can the Dem.... soooo...

Chalk up 1 more vote for Crazy Uncle Bernie!
Posted by: Don Quixote

There definitely needs to be an Operation Chaos in California.

Why isn't there a push for this?

Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2016 06:35 PM (H8A77)

282 Selfie on a hot tin roof

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 06:36 PM (3wHFl)

283 All The President's Selfies

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 06:36 PM (rlfds)

284
Selfie and Selfier

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 06:36 PM (LuZz8)

285 Dial S for Selfie

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 06:36 PM (jR7Wy)

286
Debbie Does Selfies
Behind the Green Selfie
Shaving Private Selfie
Bang the Selfie Slowly
Back Door Sorority Selfies (Vol I - XIII)
Barbara the Barbarianselfie

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 01, 2016 06:36 PM (E49J+)

287 Guadalcanal Selfies

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:36 PM (0mRoj)

288 The Selfie Candidate

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:36 PM (2BdIw)

289 @ 68
Link to pic or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double-headed spiked dildo at June 01, 2016 06:36 PM (VDovR)

290 I Can't Get No Selfie-faction.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 06:36 PM (Nwg0u)

291 Wait, I thought the whole point of Twitter was to express yourself succinctly in 140 characters- pithy, on point, yadda, yadda.

Isn't it sort of cheating to post a picture of a multi-sentence paragraph and tweet "Please Read"??

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 01, 2016 06:37 PM (mvenn)

292
Night Of The Living Selfie

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 06:37 PM (LuZz8)

293 Dirty Selfie

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:37 PM (0mRoj)

294 In horrible taste, but,

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:34 PM (2BdIw)

Messing was born in the New York City borough of Brooklyn, the daughter of Jewish American parents, Sandra ( nee Simons ), who has worked as a professional singer, banker, travel and real estate agent, and Brian Messing, a sales executive for a jewelry manufacturer.

imdb

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 06:37 PM (qCMvj)

295 There's a cartoon of all these people in the water taking pictures with their iphones of the Titanic sinking.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2016 06:37 PM (r1fLd)

296 28 Selfies Later

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:37 PM (0mRoj)

297 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2016 06:26 PM (SEXy3)

Yeah, a Honduran baby. But they never quite say so. They say the mother was in the US on vacation. Right. Knew she'd had Zika in Honduras. Was very pregnant. Just happened to decide to go on vacation and *coincidently* just happened to give birth here. I don't buy it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 01, 2016 06:37 PM (GDulk)

298 Deb has my boobs.

Posted by: Zombie Prince at June 01, 2016 06:37 PM (FXW24)

299 Selfie 17

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 06:38 PM (3wHFl)

300 Not saying you're wrong but the US gun industry has been making and selling more guns than ever. Obama has been the best gun salesman in history.

I'd worry more about ammunition.

That billion rounds the government bought? Someone has to carry it. Help them by lightening their load.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 06:38 PM (tu/2g)

301 Latest selfie -- here I am purging brunch to Bring Attention To Gun Violence.

Posted by: Debra Messying at June 01, 2016 06:38 PM (1CroS)

302 The Thief, The Cook, His Wife and Her Selfie

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:38 PM (0mRoj)

303 Will Grace star in the new Selfiebustiers?

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at June 01, 2016 06:39 PM (bxu2Y)

304 12 Angry Selfies

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 06:39 PM (rlfds)

305 Selfie Shock

Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2016 06:39 PM (88xKn)

306 I Selfie, therefore I am

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:39 PM (2BdIw)

307 The Selfie of Monte Cristo

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 01, 2016 06:39 PM (qf6WZ)

308 I don't even know what to hope for with the D primary. Hillary would be awful but Biden, crazy Bernie, Warren ...... would be almost equally bad; the thin hope I have is that so many D voters also hate Hillary.

Oh well, it would take a huge cascade of things for the Republic to get more constitutional. If Trump wins and congress takes back responsibilities they are supposed to have but don't manage it before Trump downsizes the crap out of some agencies. If the 10th amendment folks were able to use fears of Trump to take back some of the states' rights and roles. If fears on both sides of Trump SCOTUS picks led to taking some of their over reached power etc etc

Posted by: Palerider at June 01, 2016 06:39 PM (dkExz)

309 287 Guadalcanal Selfies
Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:36 PM (0mRoj)
---

Hilarious, but sadly accurate.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 06:39 PM (jR7Wy)

310 A Selfie Too Far
Guardians of the Selfie
The Selfies of Madison County

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:39 PM (4ng05)

311 '297
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2016 06:26 PM (SEXy3)

Yeah, a Honduran baby. But they never quite say so. They say the
mother was in the US on vacation. Right. Knew she'd had Zika in
Honduras. Was very pregnant. Just happened to decide to go on vacation
and *coincidently* just happened to give birth here. I don't buy it.'

Grandma is a microbiologist and ran confirming bloodtets that PROVED mom was Zika +, and put her right on a flight to the US for anchorbaby NICU lifetime benefits...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 01, 2016 06:40 PM (E49J+)

312 late to the party, but

Rush Limbaugh: Kristol's Third Party Guy Is There to Stop Trump -- Notice He's Not There to Stop Hillary

good job, Rush, for pointing that out

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 06:40 PM (qCMvj)

313 They will count their manhood cheap, who don't Selfie with me this St Crispin Day

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:40 PM (2BdIw)

314 going classical....

The Importance of being Selfie

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 01, 2016 06:40 PM (qf6WZ)

315 The Greatest Selfie Ever Told

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at June 01, 2016 06:40 PM (2zHPC)

316 Selfies, Lies, and Videotape

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 06:41 PM (Nwg0u)

317 I'd worry more about ammunition.

Oh sure, they're going after ammo manufacturers, too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 06:41 PM (39g3+)

318 And who can't forget the stirring beginning of the Illiad....

This is the Story, of the Selfie of Achilles!

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 01, 2016 06:41 PM (qf6WZ)

319 You could almost excuse that douchebag Messing if she came up with a really awesome hashtag for her selfie.

Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2016 06:41 PM (fWLrt)

320 Selfie McSelfieface

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:41 PM (4ng05)

321 The Selfie of Dorian Grey

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 06:41 PM (jR7Wy)

322 Fatal Selfie

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 06:41 PM (rlfds)

323 The Selfie That Fell to Earth

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:41 PM (0mRoj)

324 It's a fact: twitter sucks ass!

Posted by: Chris M at June 01, 2016 06:42 PM (k3w9p)

325 Selfie of Dreams

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:42 PM (0mRoj)

326 Don Quixote, Selfie of La Mancha.....

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 01, 2016 06:42 PM (qf6WZ)

327 Honduran mama knew she had an anchor baby

Zika was the surprise

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:42 PM (2BdIw)

328 Back To The Selfie

Indiana Selfie

Gardens of Selfies

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 06:42 PM (rlfds)

329 When Harry Met Selfie

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 06:42 PM (4ng05)

330 Faster, Pussycat! Selfie, selfie!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 06:42 PM (jR7Wy)

331 Selfie of the Artist as a Young Man

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 01, 2016 06:42 PM (mvenn)

332 It was the best of selfies, it was the worst of selfies....

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:43 PM (2BdIw)

333 Selfie Fight at the OK Corral

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 06:43 PM (Nwg0u)

334 It was a dark and stormy selfie...

Posted by: Ian Galt at June 01, 2016 06:43 PM (8iiMU)

335 Rush was eluding about Hillary quiting, Prager was but only caught last 10 minutes and local guy following Rush really was talking about it. Doug Schon? Clinton guy wrote about it.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 06:44 PM (3wHFl)

336 Grandma is a microbiologist and ran confirming bloodtets that PROVED mom was Zika +, and put her right on a flight to the US for anchorbaby NICU lifetime benefits...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 01, 2016 06:40 PM (E49J+)
_______________________

Meanwhile, another couple dozen U.S. veterans die because they can't get an appointment at a VA hospital . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2016 06:44 PM (BNs9e)

337 The Selfie Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:44 PM (0mRoj)

338 "Irony" is one of those words dumb people pepper their sentences with to sound smarter. Note Ms. Messing used it three times in her incoherent twitter-fart.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 01, 2016 06:44 PM (ppaKI)

339 Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 01, 2016 06:40 PM (E49J+)

That's what I think. Had to read a ways into the article to get the relevant information though. Almost like they were trying to give the wrong impression with the headline.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 01, 2016 06:44 PM (GDulk)

340 Octoselfie

To Russia, With Selfie

For Your Selfie Only

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 06:44 PM (rlfds)

341 Yeah, a Honduran baby. But they never quite say so. They say the mother was in the US on vacation. Right. Knew she'd had Zika in Honduras. Was very pregnant. Just happened to decide to go on vacation and *coincidently* just happened to give birth here. I don't buy it.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Don't know all the facts on this, but if true, the only candidate that would have the balls to bring it up and make it a campaign issue would be Trump.

Every other Republican would head for the hills or offer to start bringing in Zika patients to show how compassionate they are.

Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2016 06:44 PM (H8A77)

342 Battlestar Selfie

Posted by: Ian Galt at June 01, 2016 06:44 PM (8iiMU)

343 Selfie Pacific

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 06:44 PM (3wHFl)

344 Much Ado About Selfie

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at June 01, 2016 06:45 PM (bxu2Y)

345 Attack of the 50 Foot Selfie

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:45 PM (0mRoj)

346 The Quiet Selfie

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 06:45 PM (0mRoj)

347 Yeah, a Honduran baby. But they never quite say so. They say the

mother was in the US on vacation. Right. Knew she'd had Zika in

Honduras. Was very pregnant. Just happened to decide to go on vacation

and *coincidently* just happened to give birth here. I don't buy it.'

Grandma
is a microbiologist and ran confirming bloodtets that PROVED mom was
Zika +, and put her right on a flight to the US for anchorbaby NICU
lifetime benefits...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 01, 2016 06:40 PM (E49J+

Take it out of the foreign aid we give Honduras.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 06:45 PM (oKE6c)

348 To Hell and Back with a selfie

Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2016 06:45 PM (88xKn)

349 Watching Alien (1979) on Logo

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 06:46 PM (3wHFl)

350 On Her Majesties Selfie Service...

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 01, 2016 06:46 PM (qf6WZ)

351 The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Selfie-Taking Zombies

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 06:46 PM (jR7Wy)

352 And who can't forget the stirring beginning of the Illiad....

The face that launched a thousand selfies?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 06:46 PM (tu/2g)

353 Almost like they were trying to give the wrong impression with the headline.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 01, 2016 06:44 PM

You are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at June 01, 2016 06:46 PM (bxu2Y)

354 new one up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2016 06:47 PM (SEXy3)

355 The Good, The Bad, and The Selfie...

Posted by: KWDreaming at June 01, 2016 06:47 PM (vvQF4)

356
352 And who can't forget the stirring beginning of the Illiad....

The face that launched a thousand selfies?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 06:46 PM (tu/2g)

Well... this whole post has become Odd-essy....

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 01, 2016 06:47 PM (qf6WZ)

357 Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 06:42 PM (2BdIw)

That's the point. Zika *wasn't* a surprise. She *knew* she was positive because her mom the microbiologist ran the test.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 01, 2016 06:47 PM (GDulk)

358 For a Few Selfies More...

Posted by: KWDreaming at June 01, 2016 06:48 PM (vvQF4)

359 The Selfie of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 01, 2016 06:48 PM (ppaKI)

360 Selfie and The Single Girl

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at June 01, 2016 06:48 PM (bxu2Y)

361 High Plains Selfie

Posted by: KWDreaming at June 01, 2016 06:48 PM (vvQF4)

362 Play Selfie for Me....

Posted by: KWDreaming at June 01, 2016 06:49 PM (vvQF4)

363 Brokeback Selfie

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2016 06:49 PM (HgMAr)

364 298----Was very pregnant. Just happened to decide to go on vacation and *coincidently* just happened to give birth here. I don't buy it.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 01, 2016 06:37 PM
-----------------------------
Birthright citizenship is beyond stupid.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 06:49 PM (T/5A0)

365 Aguirre, The Selfie of God

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 01, 2016 06:51 PM (ppaKI)

366 351 The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Selfie-Taking Zombies

ORTEGA

Posted by: auscolpyr at June 01, 2016 06:52 PM (Ht/4p)

367 Goodness! Without Messing's selfie, I'd never have been made aware that gun violence is a 21st century USA issue. God bless Debra Messing. God bless self-serving selfies.

Posted by: M J R at June 01, 2016 06:54 PM (jwQFh)

368 Is the new Roots going to include "polar bear hunting" or "It's Punch a Whitey Day" or the "Knockout Game" where they can show Kunte Kinte's heirs becoming the hunters instead of the hunted?

Posted by: oddnot says ~sigh~ at June 01, 2016 06:58 PM (g1MTt)

369 Breaker breaker 19, erh, one nine! Beaver, um, Bear in the woods at ah ah ah mile marker 317

History repeats itself...

Posted by: Fewenuff at June 01, 2016 07:00 PM (T/sbU)

370 I thought grandma microbiologist was a joke

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 07:01 PM (2BdIw)

371 Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 07:01 PM (2BdIw)

It was in the original article.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 01, 2016 07:03 PM (GDulk)

372
I don't even know what to hope for with the D primary. Hillary would be awful but Biden, crazy Bernie, Warren ...... would be almost equally bad; the thin hope I have is that so many D voters also hate Hillary.

Posted by: Palerider at June 01, 2016 06:39 PM (dkExz)

Biden, Bernie and Lieawatha all have multiple motives for their Presidential ambitions, but Frau Gruppencankles has only ONE motive.

Vengeance.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 07:03 PM (LuZz8)

373 #107 She was in a show. The gays weren't all that funny.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 01, 2016 07:12 PM (Kucy5)

374
"IRONY" is not "COINCIDENCE".

Posted by: furious at June 01, 2016 07:56 PM (8lw4l)

375 If it had been "situational irony" Ms. Messing would have died from gunshot wounds.

Posted by: furious at June 01, 2016 08:02 PM (8lw4l)

376 2001: A Space Selfie

My Cousin Vinny's Selfie

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 01, 2016 08:07 PM (7VPW0)

377 Must have shed some IQ points since her 'NYPD Blue' days:

http://bit.ly/1XibUFn

Posted by: furious at June 01, 2016 08:08 PM (8lw4l)

378 Her nickname (it is alleged) on a gossip site is "Coke Mom." Because, she snorts a lot of coke, and is a mom. Or more accurately, because she snorts a lot of coke and ignores her job as a mom. In other words, who gives a shit about anything she thinks?

Posted by: Scout at June 01, 2016 08:12 PM (fCWi3)

379 I have always enjoyed Ms. Messing, but I don't think I remember seeing her in anything since Ned & Stacy, the two episodes of her other show but my only memories are Megan Mullaly's magically arousing voice.

However it was always my impression that she was a very attractive lady who leveraged that into being mind bogglingly shallow and self absorbed and then managed to accidentally convince a large audience that it was a funny act.

I am always happy to have my preconceptions confirmed, as and as we are currently both single and I have terrible judgment in dating I would be very happy to enable her for a time.

Posted by: RoyLC at June 01, 2016 08:20 PM (wdHQo)

380
134 Stop Thermodynamics Now
Posted by: Nicholas Carnot at June 01, 2016 06:13 PM (12kBq)

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2016 09:27 PM (BK3ZS)

381 Flat-chested faghag trying to stay in any kind of spotlight.

Posted by: CrustyB at June 01, 2016 11:03 PM (Hnglq)

382 Debra Messing in a breathtaking failure to appreciate irony makes normal people cringe over her self absorption.

Do not approach. Do not attempt to apprehend. Call for backup -- with tranquilizer dart guns.

Posted by: simplemind at June 02, 2016 10:47 AM (JTwsP)

383 I am sure someone has already pointed this out but in her current show she plays a police detective and I am pretty sure she carries a gun.

Posted by: Cindy Munford at June 02, 2016 01:58 PM (7Lm22)

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