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"Jackie's" Lawyers Implicitly Admit "Jackie" Made Up "Haven Monahan" Just Like She Made Up Her "Terminal Illness"

I'll get to that last part in a second. It's not new, but I'd forgotten about it. This bitch is so crazy I can't even keep up with her crazy bitch shit.

Her lawyers concede that that when they searched the "Haven Monahan" account, they were doing so to determine if Jackie had control of any documents discoverable by subpoena.

Ergo, the "Haven Monahan" account hosts documents belonging to "Jackie."

Lawyers for "Jackie," the woman who claimed to Rolling Stone that she had been gang-raped at a University of Virginia fraternity party have finally acknowledged that their client created the fake rapist alleged to have orchestrated the attack.

...

The lawyers claimed they only accessed the email account to confirm Jackie no longer possessed the documents requested by Dean Nicole Eramo, who is suing Rolling Stone after being negatively portrayed in the article. Eramo was described as being callous and indifferent toward sexual assault accusers, and is now suing for millions of dollars.

Jackie's lawyers had previously sent a letter to Eramo's attorneys — four days after they accessed the email address -- saying "Jackie was not in possession of these emails." This led to the belief that the attorneys had lied and failed to comply with a court order.

Eramo's attorney told the Washington Post that Jackie's lawyers had finally admitted to accessing the fake email address, proving that Jackie created Monahan, "a point they've refused to answer all along."

Lawyers for Jackie had also written in previous court documents that Team Eramo was pursuing "unhinged" efforts to "harass and abuse" Jackie by bringing up Monahan. Jackie's lawyers also still maintain that their client is a sexual abuse victim.

So if you're searching for documents under Jackie's control in an email account under the name "Haven Monahan," this is Jackie's account. QED.

Ashe Schow brings up the other lies this bent idiot made up, one of which I'd forgotten completely about.

The "I just got gang-raped" story wasn't the first story Jackie used to gain sympathy and romantic interest from the boy she had a crush on.

The first attempt was the tale of her terminal illness.

At one point, Haven Monahan confronted Duffin about his lack of interest in dating Jackie, urging Duffin to have more sympathy for her, claiming that she had a terminal illness. Surprised by the revelation, Duffin texted Jackie, who confirmed the diagnosis.

"Ryan, it means I'm dying," she texted.

Duffin replied: "I had no idea. Do you want to talk?"

Apparently Jackie's Cancer of the Heart had only one cure -- a hot beef injection from Duffin.

Posted by: Ace at 04:13 PM




Comments

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1 This shit won't stop until they start prosecuting these lying whores.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 01, 2016 04:15 PM (Hd08M)

2 Almost a palate cleanser this.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at June 01, 2016 04:15 PM (evdj2)

3 Interesting day for Ace - two "partially true" tales, an "after it happened" live news report, and now a woeful story of false love.

Damn.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 01, 2016 04:16 PM (C9pBZ)

4 I agree with PagirlinNc

Posted by: Pa guy in Pa at June 01, 2016 04:16 PM (3wHFl)

5 I'll wager good money she is fat with dyed blue hair.

Posted by: Apartment with Cats at June 01, 2016 04:16 PM (7wyDO)

6 I don't mean nothin' when Duffin's in your muffin.

Posted by: Walk This Way at June 01, 2016 04:16 PM (nxjI2)

7 This shit won't stop until they start prosecuting these lying whores. "

Well, you're being a bit harsh on Jan W. and the staff at Rolling Stone Mag...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 01, 2016 04:17 PM (C9pBZ)

8 That. Bitch.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:17 PM (8ZskC)

9 So...why are they still using her alias "Jackie" from the RS article and not her full name?

She committed a crime -- or just barely skirted one by never reporting it to the police? -- she's not a victim whose identity should be shielded.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2016 04:17 PM (NOIQH)

10 So... the link sort of implies that Ryan needed it explained what "terminal illness means."

Which would be sort of hilarious.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 01, 2016 04:17 PM (KUaJL)

11 PagirlinNc- I'm pulling your leg, but I still agree with you.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 04:17 PM (3wHFl)

12 Isn't a hot beef injection almost always the cure for crazy?

And since we're all evil haters, we never put our dicks in crazy.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 01, 2016 04:18 PM (W2YA6)

13 Apparently Jackie's Cancer of the Heart had only one cure -- a hot beef injection from Duffin.

So Jackie identified as a hot dog bun? Well then, all is forgiven obviously.

Posted by: MTF, Amity and Enmity at June 01, 2016 04:18 PM (/m8T6)

14 Haven Monahan's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, he never cries.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at June 01, 2016 04:18 PM (evdj2)

15 Isn't a hot beef injection almost always the cure for crazy?

And since we're all evil haters, we never put our dicks in crazy.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 01, 2016 04:18 PM (W2YA6)

It's a common misconception. It isn't a cure, it actually temporarily prevents you from identifying the crazy. Sometimes until it's too late.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 01, 2016 04:19 PM (KUaJL)

16 a hot beef injection"

Ooooh, I know! Who else wants a Costco Hot dog??

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 01, 2016 04:19 PM (C9pBZ)

17 Is she the one who killed her roommate in Italy, the one who killed her boyfriend in the shower, or the one who went dancing after her dead baby disappeared?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:19 PM (TOk1P)

18 How much has Rolling Stone apologized for this? Or are they stonewalling because lawsuits?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 04:19 PM (39g3+)

19 >>And since we're all evil haters, we never put our dicks in crazy.


Uh...wasn't it just a few threads down some here were commenting on the hotness of the TX teacher who was impregnated by one of the 13 year old students she was banging? Nothing says sane like an adult who has sex w/multiple tweens

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2016 04:20 PM (NOIQH)

20 AtC had her pegged: "a next level bunny boiler".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 04:21 PM (01ifR)

21 This shit won't stop until they start prosecuting these lying whores.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 01, 2016 04:15 PM (Hd08M)


Prosecuting, convicting, and incarcerating.

I'm not so sure that the criminal punishment for the deliberate false reporting of felony crimes should not be exactly equal to the criminal punishment of the felony crime being falsely reported.

Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2016 04:21 PM (s5o+q)

22 You see, here's the problem. You don't even *have* to stick your junk in crazy - all you have to do is catch it's attention.

The whole world is a dark alley.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2016 04:21 PM (wB8Tg)

23 Was she a state department intern?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2016 04:21 PM (08Znv)

24 "Ryan, it means I'm dying," she texted.

Gawd, what a stupendous drama queen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 04:22 PM (8ZskC)

25
Hot beef injection. LOL.

Haven't heard that in ages. Nowadays it's what, a hot tofu injection?

They've gone all wobbly on you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:22 PM (p4UlV)

26 And since we're all evil haters, we never put our dicks in crazy.

No promises made after closing time.

Posted by: MTF, Amity and Enmity at June 01, 2016 04:22 PM (/m8T6)

27 "And since we're all evil haters, we never put our dicks in crazy."


I can't claim "never" but I will vow never again.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 04:22 PM (LA7Cm)

28 Where did that apostrophe come from? It is attention?

Hello, this is dog?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2016 04:23 PM (wB8Tg)

29 Apparently Jackie's Cancer of the Heart had only one cure -- a hot beef injection from Duffin.

Posted by: Ace at 04:13 PM


I identified as 13 years old and laughed.

Posted by: wooga at June 01, 2016 04:23 PM (h6LRd)

30 >>a hot beef injection

Are we going to have to explain this to the engineers too?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2016 04:23 PM (/tuJf)

31 The crazy is strong in this one...

Posted by: donna at June 01, 2016 04:23 PM (O2RFr)

32 >>>
9 So...why are they still using her alias "Jackie" from the RS article and not her full name?

She committed a crime -- or just barely skirted one by never reporting it to the police? -- she's not a victim whose identity should be shielded.

...

I'm doing it because of the law of defamation. You can have a defamation suit tossed early if you can demonstrate a fair amount of media reportage on the story. I'm not really super-psyched to be sued by this crazy person.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2016 04:23 PM (dciA+)

33
And since we're all evil haters, we never put our dicks in crazy.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 01, 2016 04:18 PM (W2YA6)








I'm pretty sure that the male members of Teh Horde is fairly evenly divided between "will stick his dick into ANYTHING" and "Sexual intercourse? Like, with another person?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 04:23 PM (gl5Kd)

34 "a hot beef injection from Duffin."



Posted by: Ace at 04:13 PM



Which reminds me, how come NOBODY ever uses ground beef with egg sammiches?


There's a sausage egg mcmuffin. Why not beef?




Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:23 PM (TOk1P)

35 The Cray-Cray is strong in Jackie, lock her up at Bellevue for her own good.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 04:24 PM (4P9Xl)

36 Are we doing Rapey Tuesday a day late because of the holiday on Monday?

Posted by: LJIm at June 01, 2016 04:24 PM (9TK8E)

37

She wanted a Duffin in her muffin

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:24 PM (zOTsN)

38 Nowadays it's what, a hot tofu injection?

Tepid dribbling, really

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 04:24 PM (39g3+)

39 34 Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:23 PM (TOk1P)

I'll have to try egg shak-shouka with some ground beef or a merguez in the sauce.

Yum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:24 PM (p4UlV)

40 Prosecuting, convicting, and incarcerating.



I'm not so sure that the criminal punishment for the deliberate
false reporting of felony crimes should not be exactly equal to the
criminal punishment of the felony crime being falsely reported.

Agreed - Ms. Crystal Gale Mangum should have been the first person they made an example of with this! A guy is dead because they let her off scot free. Absolutely ridiculous.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 01, 2016 04:25 PM (Hd08M)

41 I see Haven Monahan and keep reading it as Hotel Hannah

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:25 PM (SyKbw)

42 34 Corned Beef hash goes well with eggs.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2016 04:25 PM (B48dK)

43 This is a fake rape, so we're doing this on deutero-Tuesday.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 04:25 PM (01ifR)

44 >>>She wanted a Duffin in her muffin


hahaha

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2016 04:25 PM (dciA+)

45 >>So... the link sort of implies that Ryan needed it explained what "terminal illness means."

Or, maybe he was playing dumb to avoid the discussion. Ever had one of those friends who's always having some sort of crisis, and will say things to intentionally prompt you to ask them for more detail (and you have days where you decide you will not take the bait)?

Ryan's a winner for *not* getting physically involved w/Jackie - unlike Paul, the "mattress girl's" rapist who believed her offer to be his friend w/benefits would be no big deal.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2016 04:25 PM (NOIQH)

46 Are we going to have to explain this to the engineers too?"

Of course not. Everyone knows how automatic stuffer/linker machines work. Esp. with cellulose casings...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 01, 2016 04:25 PM (C9pBZ)

47 What was the insult to crazy chicks from Wayne's World?

An Evil Psycho Hose Beast?


Yeah that fits her.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2016 04:25 PM (z/Ubi)

48 Where does Jackie go from here?

My suggestion is watch carefully near any defenseless small animals or matches.

Posted by: MTF, Amity and Enmity at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (/m8T6)

49 I'm not bluffin, Duffin, keep your dick out of that muffin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (8ZskC)

50 "a hot beef injection from Duffin."



Posted by: Ace at 04:13 PM



Which reminds me, how come NOBODY ever uses ground beef with egg sammiches?


There's a sausage egg mcmuffin. Why not beef?




Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:23 PM (TOk1P)


This here displays some major-league, world-class free-association skills, good sir.

Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (s5o+q)

51 Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2016 04:25 PM (NOIQH)

Ah, that does make more sense.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (KUaJL)

52 33 I'm pretty sure that the male members of Teh Horde is fairly evenly divided between "will stick his dick into ANYTHING" and "Sexual intercourse? Like, with another person?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 04:23 PM (gl5Kd)


It's gratifying that my libido, at age 56, is still pretty strong. But even I would never knowingly stick my yutzik in meshuga.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (p4UlV)

53 You might, however, have to explain the concept of "sex" to those engineers

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (01ifR)

54 You guys should appreciate Ace more. He's a totally cool dude and he really tries to bring you guys the straight dope. I'd be so psyched if I had a blogger like Ace, but I don't.

You should cherish him -- for as long as you can. He has a terminal illness. He shan't be with us much longer.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (dciA+)

55 12
Isn't a hot beef injection almost always the cure for crazy?
And since we're all evil haters, we never put our dicks in crazy.


Posted by: Chupacabra at June 01, 2016 04:18 PM (W2YA6)

And I thought I had crazy b*tches in my dating past. Wish I knew about the "never put our...." back then before it was too late.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (jxbfJ)

56 though don't google hotel Hannah or watch both parts of the vids

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (SyKbw)

57

Stuffin the Duffin in her love muffin, she din do nothin

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (zOTsN)

58 Duffin was a McGuffin

Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (nCSwS)

59 I believe Jackie because she's a victim and we have to believe her. And since she transidentifies as Haven Monahan, she can serve the time for his horrific crimes.

Posted by: x at June 01, 2016 04:27 PM (nFwvY)

60 I got nuffin

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 04:27 PM (8ZskC)

61 >>>Which reminds me, how come NOBODY ever uses ground beef with egg sammiches?

Plenty of places have burgers with egg on them now. I highly recommend all of them.

The burgers or the places?

Yes.

Posted by: LJIm (Lets Go Pens) at June 01, 2016 04:27 PM (9TK8E)

62 >>Of course not. Everyone knows how automatic stuffer/linker machines work. Esp. with cellulose casings...

Well played.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2016 04:27 PM (/tuJf)

63 Corned Beef hash goes well with eggs.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2016 04:25 PM (B48dK)


Sure, steak and eggs too. I guess I'm talking about the fast food joints. They already have the beef patties.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:28 PM (TOk1P)

64 "Play Misty for Me"... and then I'll boil your rabbit, Duffin...

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 04:28 PM (sdxPm)

65 Yesterday, I watch some of Milo's UCLA intervention on YouTube and he said something that took me aback a bit. He said that these asshats' time in the sun was coming to a rapid end. He said that people (my words) are way beyond tired of their pudgy, pussified bullshit.

He raised my spirits a bit because he just might be on to something. Hope so.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 04:28 PM (4ng05)

66 I vape cellulose tho

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:28 PM (SyKbw)

67 I ain't no penguin, and I ain't dun nuthin with Duffin's muffin.

Posted by: puffin at June 01, 2016 04:28 PM (s5o+q)

68 >>I'm doing it because of the law of defamation. You can have a defamation
suit tossed early if you can demonstrate a fair amount of media
reportage on the story. I'm not really super-psyched to be sued by this
crazy person.


Ah - don't want you sued! I was referring to the "Jackie" in the article you excerpted, but dang, amazing she could still do that after all the defamation she's committed herself.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2016 04:28 PM (NOIQH)

69
"Muffin Man" by Frank Zappa.

Seems tangentially appropriate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:28 PM (p4UlV)

70 And Duffin comes out as one canny, cautious young man.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Bargain Days - 50% Off Used Candidates, Slogans! at June 01, 2016 04:28 PM (hLRSq)

71 She ain't bluffin she need muffin stuffin

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:28 PM (zOTsN)

72 i'm just fluffin' my muffin-stuffin'

Posted by: Duffin at June 01, 2016 04:29 PM (dciA+)

73 All this stuff happened like 2 years ago, dude.

Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2016 04:29 PM (VndSC)

74 You see, here's the problem. You don't even *have* to stick your junk in crazy - all you have to do is catch it's attention.

The whole world is a dark alley.


Sometimes I wish I could go through weapons hot. Feels like the only way to protect yourself these days, but alas, pre-emption of that sort is rather strictly frowned upon.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 01, 2016 04:29 PM (9krrF)

75 64 "Play Misty for Me"... and then I'll boil your rabbit, Duffin...
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 04:28 PM (sdxPm)


Jessica Walter, Glenn Close and this one.

A troika of insane.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:29 PM (p4UlV)

76 Sure, steak and eggs too. I guess I'm talking about the fast food joints. They already have the beef patties.


Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:28 PM (TOk1P)

you mean like Loco Moco?

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:29 PM (SyKbw)

77 Eramo's attorney told the Washington Post that Jackie's lawyers had finally admitted to accessing the fake email address, proving that Jackie created Monahan, "a point they've refused to answer all along."



Is that a huge "Oh shit" moment in legalese?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 04:29 PM (tu/2g)

78 Yeah,pretty much every diner has a burger with a fried egg on their menu.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2016 04:29 PM (B48dK)

79 You should cherish him -- for as long as you can. He has a terminal illness. He shan't be with us much longer.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (dciA+)

Did you say donuts in the break room?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 04:29 PM (4ng05)

80 Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (dciA+)


Gleen Grenwald?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:30 PM (TOk1P)

81 Was the fake email address on Hillary's bathroom server?

Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2016 04:30 PM (VndSC)

82 " I would never knowingly stick my yutzik in meshuga. "


Oy vey....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 04:30 PM (LA7Cm)

83 I'm doing it because of the law of defamation. You can have a defamation suit tossed early if you can demonstrate a fair amount of media reportage on the story. I'm not really super-psyched to be sued by this
crazy person.


After all the hassle from He Who Must Not Be Named, I can't blame you one iota.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 01, 2016 04:30 PM (9krrF)

84 Yeah,pretty much every diner has a burger with a fried egg on their menu.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2016 04:29 PM (B48dK)

because other than peanut butter, it's the greatest fucking burger topping ever

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:30 PM (SyKbw)

85 42 34 Corned Beef hash goes well with eggs.
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2016 04:25 PM (B48dK)


Yum, that's one of my favorite breakfasts.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 04:30 PM (0mRoj)

86 Which reminds me, how come NOBODY ever uses ground beef with egg sammiches?


There's a sausage egg mcmuffin. Why not beef?




Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:23 PM (TOk1P)

I've eaten "good morning" burgers - burger topped with fried egg & breakfast meat. Very tasty. You can go really nuts & put some maple syrup on it.

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2016 04:30 PM (7HtZB)

87 i'm just fluffin' my muffin-stuffin'
Posted by: Duffin at June 01, 2016 04:29 PM (dciA)



Unless Muldoon shows up, I'm afraid there's only so many places we can go with this one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 04:30 PM (8ZskC)

88 I guess I'm supposed to believe Baylor is a hotbed of rape too and it's just pure coincidence that the Clinton's biggest enemy was the villain.

Posted by: x at June 01, 2016 04:30 PM (nFwvY)

89 If my name was Duffin I would tell people it was short for my given name, Dindu Nuffin.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2016 04:31 PM (wB8Tg)

90 She walks free, after destroying this guy. That's the injustice. Men are properly jailed and punished for assaulting women. I'm fine with the death penalty for a rapist - a real one, not a Jackie one.

But women can destroy lives, destroy souls of me and walk away like nothing happened, even be cheered and celebrated by the culture. You go girl. Who cares if its true?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 04:31 PM (39g3+)

91
I've eaten "good morning" burgers
---------------

Be careful about those curly hairs.

Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2016 04:31 PM (VndSC)

92 What was the first clue that "Haven Monahan" was a made up name?
His name was "Haven Monohan."

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2016 04:31 PM (7HtZB)

93 80 Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (dciA+)


Gleen Grenwald?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:30 PM (TOk1P)



Did someone mention Gleen Grenwald, constitutional scholar extrodinaire???

Posted by: Thomas Ellers at June 01, 2016 04:31 PM (12kBq)

94 Haven Monahan turned me into a newt.

Posted by: Jackie at June 01, 2016 04:31 PM (IqV8l)

95 I guess I'm supposed to believe Baylor is a hotbed
of rape too and it's just pure coincidence that the Clinton's biggest
enemy was the villain.

Posted by: x at June 01, 2016 04:30 PM (nFwvY)

that's a pretty legit story so yes?

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:32 PM (SyKbw)

96 I got a nice marinara on the stove as we speak.

Pasta questa serra.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:32 PM (p4UlV)

97 Not to mention Deb Fr#$%h. Although I think she, at least, is still in a (literally) padded cell right now.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 04:32 PM (01ifR)

98 Eramo was described as being callous and indifferent toward sexual assault accusers, and is now suing for millions of dollars.

Good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2016 04:32 PM (SXU3d)

99 "This led to the belief that the attorneys had lied and failed to comply with a court order."

So, ethics class or jail here? I'd prefer there was some jailing.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 01, 2016 04:32 PM (1CroS)

100 Man, I thought this shit I take every day was bad, at least its not Hot Beef injected.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 01, 2016 04:32 PM (jsWA8)

101 >>Yeah,pretty much every diner has a burger with a fried egg on their menu.

My college pub had a burger that was like a 1/2 pound topped with a wheel of cheddar, enough bacon to terrorize Mecca and an egg. With the purchase of your tenth you got a coupon for a discount on a quadruple bypass at the college infirmary.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2016 04:33 PM (/tuJf)

102 I think the rape rape actually did happen in Baylor.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 04:33 PM (01ifR)

103 I'm pretty sure that the male members of Teh Horde is fairly evenly divided between "will stick his dick into ANYTHING" and "Sexual intercourse? Like, with another person?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 04:23 PM (gl5Kd)

Better to stick with Mr. Hand, and the Pixel Goddesses anymore. Relationships in our glorious PC and feminized culture is turning into a No-Go Zone for guys.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 04:33 PM (sdxPm)

104 i broke into this old man's house and found this weird motorcycle suit and it made me as small as an ant and now i'm being hunted by the police so you should love me

Posted by: Jackie from UVA at June 01, 2016 04:33 PM (dciA+)

105 101 Only 1 egg?Pikers.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2016 04:33 PM (B48dK)

106 I can't blame you one iota.

Yeah ace has a "One Litigious Loon Per Decade" rule.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 04:33 PM (39g3+)

107 If you have a name like a sparkly vampire, you might not be real

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:33 PM (zOTsN)

108 You want to see real lawyer bullshit, look at the gitmo hearings. We are paying for terrorists familys to come visit the aholes. And they are demanding more visits.

https://twitter.com/carolrosenberg


When they kidnap westerners or Israelis, you think they get visits? Skype? DVD players??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 04:33 PM (iQIUe)

109 Why are people still calling her "Jackie", as if she were somehow in need of protection? Her name is Jackie Coakley.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2016 04:33 PM (FcCOv)

110 Ima want hamburger now.

Hamburger!

Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2016 04:34 PM (s5o+q)

111 In gun news... Greece may be going to make Kalashnikov rifles for Russia...

(on the days when they actually work)

http://tinyurl.com/hmcx24a

Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2016 04:34 PM (nCSwS)

112 you mean like Loco Moco?


Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:29 PM (SyKbw)


I mean the McLoco Moco. Or the Whopper with Egg. Something I don't have to fly to an island in the Pacific to get.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:34 PM (TOk1P)

113 bitch started sending me texts a week ago.

now look at what happened.

Posted by: Hamarade the Gorilla at June 01, 2016 04:34 PM (dciA+)

114 103 I'm pretty sure that the male members of Teh Horde is fairly evenly divided between "will stick his dick into ANYTHING" and "Sexual intercourse? Like, with another person?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 04:23 PM (gl5Kd)

Better to stick with Mr. Hand, and the Pixel Goddesses anymore. Relationships in our glorious PC and feminized culture is turning into a No-Go Zone for guys.
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 04:33 PM (sdxPm)

When regret = rape, the risk far exceeds the reward.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 04:34 PM (0mRoj)

115 it's not a real burger if it doesn't know David French or has a slice of Cherokee tomato

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:34 PM (SyKbw)

116
Pasta questa serra.

A Doris Day song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 01, 2016 04:34 PM (IqV8l)

117 And the Baylor team nickname is "Bears",just sayin'

Leo DeCaprio

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2016 04:34 PM (B48dK)

118 Yeah lets not give Ace any more legal headaches people. Please.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 04:34 PM (4P9Xl)

119 BREAKING NEWS: Haven Monahan ID'd as UCLA shooter

Posted by: 4chan at June 01, 2016 04:35 PM (7HtZB)

120
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:34 PM (TOk1P)

but loco moco is easily one of the most idiot proof recipes ever

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:35 PM (SyKbw)

121
Actually, my allergy shots are rather thick and lugubrious, and it feels like someone is shoving a hot salami in my arm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:35 PM (p4UlV)

122 I want to see the internal Rolling Stone emails on this, esp. the ones with the White House envoy on this crap.

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2016 04:35 PM (Doh4+)

123 Why is this lying bitch's full fucking name not being used by every media outlet yet? I'm talking First Middle Last, just like every other monster the media reports breathlessly about. I know that she's supposedly Jackie Coakley, but what reason could possibly be given by even right-of-center outlets to continue this "Jackie" charade?

Posted by: holygoat at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (DbBV5)

124 116
Pasta questa serra.

A Doris Day song.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 01, 2016 04:34 PM (IqV8l)


Johnny Ola.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (p4UlV)

125 115 it's not a real burger if it doesn't know David French or has a slice of Cherokee tomato
Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:34 PM (SyKbw)

Cherokee tomatoes go great with our traditional crab dip

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (7HtZB)

126 Ryan's a winner

You're damn right.

Posted by: Cake Girl at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (vAf6l)

127 Remember, all victims are to be believed. Well, except those assaulted by my husband or other high ranking Democrats

Posted by: Hillary! at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (/HC6x)

128 Ooooh, I know! Who else wants a Costco Hot dog??

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 01, 2016 04:19 PM (C9pBZ)


I do! Crap, those Costco hot dogs have spoilt me. I can no longer eat any other hot dog, not even the Hebrew Nationals I used to think were the best.

Costco hot dogs are da bomb.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (UHKOQ)

129
Doesn't Haven Monahan own Papa John's Pizza?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (p4UlV)

130 And in other news, don't think this armor is meant for protection...

http://www.e2046.com/p/24415/

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (4P9Xl)

131 122 Right,wasn't Rolling Stone steered there by somebody at the WH?

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (B48dK)

132 BREAKING NEWS: Haven Monahan ID'd as UCLA shooter

Posted by: 4chan at June 01, 2016 04:35 PM (7HtZB)

this would make more sense if you socked Reddit

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (SyKbw)

133 Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:26 PM (dciA+)





Gleen Grenwald?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:30 PM (TOk1P)





Did someone mention Gleen Grenwald, constitutional scholar extrodinaire???

Posted by: Thomas Ellers at June 01, 2016 04:31 PM (12kBq)


Yes!

Posted by: The Senate Floor at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (TOk1P)

134 Jackie Coakley

http://tinyurl.com/hoyydcv


Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (nCSwS)

135
bitch started sending me texts a week ago.
now look at what happened.
Posted by: Hamarade the Gorilla


The Code of Hamarade is the basis for many of our laws.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 01, 2016 04:37 PM (IqV8l)

136 63


Sure, steak and eggs too. I guess I'm talking about the fast food joints. They already have the beef patties.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:28 PM (TOk1P)


McDonalds does Steak, Egg, and Cheese breakfast sandwiches.

Posted by: ConservativeRumors at June 01, 2016 04:37 PM (uPFik)

137 128
Costco hot dogs are da bomb.
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (UHKOQ)


Nathan's Coney Island. And the crinkle cut fries.

*fumbles for MetroCard to head to Stillwell Avenue on the F train*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:37 PM (p4UlV)

138
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (UHKOQ)

when it comes to Costco, it's really all about the churros or chicken bake

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:37 PM (SyKbw)

139 T E R M I N A L
S O R R O W

by

H A V E N
M O N A H A N

Posted by: Penguin Publishing's mash new hit! at June 01, 2016 04:38 PM (2WoCi)

140 Pasta questa serra.

A Doris Day song.



Que?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 04:38 PM (tu/2g)

141 136
McDonalds does Steak, Egg, and Cheese breakfast sandwiches.
Posted by: ConservativeRumors at June 01, 2016 04:37 PM (uPFik)


The Green Midget Cafe has spam, egg, bacon, sausage and spam.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:38 PM (p4UlV)

142 The story is so convoluted it reminds me of me.

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 01, 2016 04:38 PM (nxjI2)

143 Yeah it would be interesting to see the Rolling Stone paper trail and who it leads to. Discovery in lawsuits would be a nice start.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 04:38 PM (39g3+)

144
Since it is called getting porked, is it really a hot beef injection???

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 04:38 PM (iQIUe)

145 Costco hot dogs are da bomb. Posted by: OregonMuse at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (UHKOQ)
=====

Sorry, Vienna Beef hotdogs all the way.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (MIKMs)

146
And in other news, don't think this armor is meant for protection...

http://www.e2046.com/p/24415/
Posted by: Anna Puma


Is that the Flying Nun?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (IqV8l)

147 Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:34 PM (TOk1P)

but loco moco is easily one of the most idiot proof recipes ever


Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:35 PM (SyKbw)


This is what I want for the recipe:

1. I drive to the place, talk into a speaker.

2. Pull around to a window, hand them money, they hand me the McEggMcBurger.

Anything more than that is too complicated.

Posted by: The Senate Floor at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (TOk1P)

148 138


when it comes to Costco, it's really all about the churros or chicken bake
Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:37 PM (SyKbw)

Time to get my eyes checked - I thought that read "chicken bukkake."

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (7HtZB)

149 BREAKING NEWS: Haven Monahan ID'd as UCLA shooter

The devil you say.

Posted by: Sam Hyde at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (3C9q2)

150 144
Since it is called getting porked, is it really a hot beef injection???
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 04:38 PM (iQIUe)

Depends on whether you keep kosher or not.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (0mRoj)

151 17 Is she the one who killed her roommate in Italy, the one who killed her boyfriend in the shower, or the one who went dancing after her dead baby disappeared?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:19 PM (TOk1P)


Wow. Bitches be crazy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (SXU3d)

152 >>Yeah lets not give Ace any more legal headaches people. Please.


Agreed - sorry I brought it up.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (NOIQH)

153 "http://tinyurl.com/hoyydcv "


It's a shame she's crazy. Pretty darn cute.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (LA7Cm)

154 Bertram Cabot, die Walkure I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (4P9Xl)

155 Cherokee tomatoes go great with our traditional crab dip

I grow black Cherokee tomatoes... Very good..

Or should I say tastem heap good..

Posted by: donna at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (O2RFr)

156 you know how this French thing is a fraud? The Howe dipshits are gripping to him tightly while crying into their pillows

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (SyKbw)

157 128 Ooooh, I know! Who else wants a Costco Hot dog??

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 01, 2016 04:19 PM (C9pBZ)

I do! Crap, those Costco hot dogs have spoilt me. I can no longer eat any other hot dog, not even the Hebrew Nationals I used to think were the best.

Costco hot dogs are da bomb.
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (UHKOQ)


"Costco Dogs... 1/2 the Listeria, for HALF THE PRICE!!!"
They'd make a fortune with that slogan...

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 04:40 PM (sdxPm)

158
I think MacDonald's Gilroy Garlic Fries are intriguing.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 04:40 PM (iQIUe)

159
T H E

H A U N T E D

V A G I N A

B Y

H A V E N

M O N A H A N

Posted by: Hamarade the Gorilla at June 01, 2016 04:40 PM (dciA+)

160 135 The Code of Hamarade is the basis for many of our laws.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 01, 2016 04:37 PM (IqV8l


Hemmorhoid? Hamarade? Hammurabi?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:40 PM (p4UlV)

161 The Code of Hamarade is the basis for many of our laws.


Come up with a cohesive set of legal precepts and you're this really great ape and everything, BUT THEN JUST TOSS ONE LOUSY FOUR YEAR-OLD ACROSS THE ENCLOSURE...

Posted by: Harambe at June 01, 2016 04:40 PM (8ZskC)

162 Good grief, I even told myself to de-sock before not de-socking.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:40 PM (TOk1P)

163 Now that McDs has breakfast all day, they should be able to do a 1/4 with bacon, cheese, and egg.

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2016 04:40 PM (Doh4+)

164 The Green Midget Cafe has spam, egg, bacon, sausage and spam.



FML.
-Arnold Ziffle

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 04:40 PM (tu/2g)

165 Time to get my eyes checked - I thought that read "chicken bukkake."
Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (7HtZB)

Poor damned chicken gets blamed for everything.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 04:41 PM (4ng05)

166 Duffin replied: "I had no idea. Do you want to talk?"

Looking back, he should have said, "It's just as well we not go out. You'll be dead soon."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 01, 2016 04:41 PM (1CroS)

167
Posted by: donna at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (O2RFr)

best tomato breed ever #UglyTomatoesUnite

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:41 PM (SyKbw)

168
Hai-van al Mohammedan?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:41 PM (p4UlV)

169 This Jackie sounds hot.

Posted by: Goofus at June 01, 2016 04:41 PM (nIGPZ)

170 I've taken to putting an over-easy egg on my cheese burgers after being served one in Pittsburgh. I do not do the french fries on the burger thing however.

I do have some taste.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at June 01, 2016 04:41 PM (evdj2)

171 What most people see as a light romantic comedy is actually a "how-too" manual for stalking.

Why does Hollywood get away with such cruel misogynistic movies when a healthy movie involving blowing up alien robots could be made?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Bargain Days - 50% Off Used Candidates, Slogans! at June 01, 2016 04:41 PM (hLRSq)

172 JEEEEEEEBUS. Chinless McConnell is mumbling on Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 04:42 PM (1ZOkK)

173 Looking back, he should have said, "It's just as well we not go out. You'll be dead soon."


I've heard that girls with TB want to do it bad.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at June 01, 2016 04:42 PM (evdj2)

174 We should have a Haven Monahan sock days where all posts and comments are by Haven Monahan.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2016 04:42 PM (/HC6x)

175 "Isn't a hot beef injection almost always the cure for crazy?"
-----------------------
Actually, it's more like NEVER.
All it does is spread the crazy around and multiply its damage!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 04:42 PM (T/5A0)

176 Is she the one who killed her roommate in Italy,
the one who killed her boyfriend in the shower, or the one who went
dancing after her dead baby disappeared?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:19 PM (TOk1P)



Wow. Bitches be crazy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (SXU3d)


I hear the really hot ones sex up their 13 year old students though.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:42 PM (TOk1P)

177 159
T H E

H A U N T E D

V A G I N A

B Y

H A V E N

M O N A H A N

---

Speaking of haunted vaginas:

http://tinyurl.com/zmdbt24

h/t to RWC

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 04:42 PM (rlfds)

178 Eramo deserves a very nice payday from RS. "Jackie" needs to be punished and medicated.

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2016 04:43 PM (oiNtH)

179 148 Time to get my eyes checked - I thought that read "chicken bukkake."
Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2016 04:39 PM (7HtZB)

Clo-a-cacacacacacaca!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:43 PM (p4UlV)

180 Where in the hell did she come up with the name "Haven?" It sounds teh ghey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 04:43 PM (1ZOkK)

181 What most people see as a light romantic comedy is actually a "how-too" manual for stalking.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Bargain Days - 50% Off Used Candidates, Slogans! at June 01, 2016 04:41 PM (hLRSq)


I've often said that the real life version of a RomCom would end with sentencing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2016 04:43 PM (wB8Tg)

182 "It's just as well we not go out. You'll be dead soon."



Well, that's perfectly blunt but at least you're not sending any mixed messages that way.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 04:43 PM (LA7Cm)

183 And a new meme is born - chicken bukkake

Oh what a messy cluck it is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 04:44 PM (4P9Xl)

184 Just Not So Stories

By Rudyard Monahan

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2016 04:44 PM (p2X2f)

185 I've heard that girls with TB want to do it bad.



They're dying to get off.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 04:44 PM (tu/2g)

186 >>Costco hot dogs are da bomb.

There's a place near me that makes their own dogs. They are ridiculously good. Hard going back to mass produced after that.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2016 04:44 PM (/tuJf)

187 Now that McDs has breakfast all day, they should be able to do a 1/4 with bacon, cheese, and egg.


Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2016 04:40 PM (Doh4+)


Should. That's a big word... should.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2016 04:44 PM (TOk1P)

188 181 What most people see as a light romantic comedy is actually a "how-too" manual for stalking.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Bargain Days - 50% Off Used Candidates, Slogans! at June 01, 2016 04:41 PM (hLRSq)

I've often said that the real life version of a RomCom would end with sentencing.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2016 04:43 PM (wB8Tg)

50 Shades would have ended in kidnapping, battery and rape charges.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 04:44 PM (0mRoj)

189 Where in the hell did she come up with the name "Haven?" It sounds teh ghey.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 04:43 PM (1ZOkK)

she likes shitty Sci-Fi shows?

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:44 PM (SyKbw)

190 We should have a Haven Monahan sock days where all posts and comments are by Haven Monahan.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2016 04:42 PM (/HC6x)


That's a *terrible* idea.

Posted by: Haven T. Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:45 PM (wB8Tg)

191 See the photos of the jihadis who tie a cinder block over their peepees so they dont get blown off ad they can use it for their 72 virgins?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 04:45 PM (iQIUe)

192

Was Jackie over 18 at the time of her lies? Is she independently wealthy?

If she is under 18 or not wealthy I do not know how anyone is going to collect any judgment from her


They are just doing it to clear their names. Be very surprised if they ever see a penny

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:45 PM (zOTsN)

193 180 Where in the hell did she come up with the name "Haven?" It sounds teh ghey.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 04:43 PM (1ZOkK)

She was after a guy named "Duffin".

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2016 04:45 PM (EmXN2)

194 180 Where in the hell did she come up with the name "Haven?" It sounds teh ghey.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 04:43 PM (1ZOkK)

Sounds like a name from one of those trashy best seller books by Danielle Steel or Judith Krantz.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 04:46 PM (0mRoj)

195 190 We should have a Haven Monahan sock days where all posts and comments are by Haven Monahan.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2016 04:42 PM (/HC6x)

---

Yeah, I don't think so...

Posted by: Haven T. Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:46 PM (rlfds)

196 The barrel awaits.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 04:46 PM (1ZOkK)

197 Fifty shades without the rich guy is just another Criminal Minds script.

Posted by: rd at June 01, 2016 04:46 PM (v0YLX)

198
Ace's Liver to The Barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 04:46 PM (4P9Xl)

199 Time to get my eyes checked - I thought that read "chicken bukkake."

I tend to bring out the need for an eye check in most people.

Posted by: All the Bukkakes at June 01, 2016 04:46 PM (vAf6l)

200 If she's under 18 can't they collect from her parents?

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2016 04:46 PM (EmXN2)

201 92 What was the first clue that "Haven Monahan" was a made up name?
His name was "Haven Monohan."
Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2016 04:31 PM (7HtZB)



Nah, it was his best friend. George.

George Glass.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2016 04:46 PM (z/Ubi)

202 Holy shit, I'd forgotten the I'm dying bit.

All of the cray cray. All of it.

Can we all agree that Ryan wins the award for Best Avoidance Of Being Bunny Boiled By An Otherwise Idiotic Kid These Days?

Because holy shit. Bunny. Boiler.

Posted by: alexthechick - All The Whatever Hands at June 01, 2016 04:46 PM (mf5HN)

203 Oh ,oh it's barrel time...

Posted by: donna at June 01, 2016 04:46 PM (O2RFr)

204 I like the cut of this girls jib... she's TV News Magazine material

Posted by: Mary Mapes at June 01, 2016 04:46 PM (12kBq)

205 I always picked Haven as more a Montague than a Monahan. A Gentleman Rapist as it were.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at June 01, 2016 04:46 PM (evdj2)

206 Cherokee Black Tomato Caprese is an old family recipe

Posted by: E Warren at June 01, 2016 04:46 PM (Doh4+)

207
See the photos of the jihadis who tie a cinder block over their peepees so they dont get blown off ad they can use it for their 72 virgins?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


That's 72 raisins. 72 RAISINS!

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at June 01, 2016 04:47 PM (IqV8l)

208 How is ace going to live without his liver? I'm not sure he'd want it back after a spin in the barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 04:47 PM (1ZOkK)

209 she likes shitty Sci-Fi shows?
Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:44 PM (SyKbw)


"Haven" is shitty, super-shitty. I would tune in occasionally hoping that another obnoxious character would be killed off. Anyone else have a series where you hoped they'd all die?

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 04:47 PM (sdxPm)

210 I'll have some Chianti to go with ace's liver.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 01, 2016 04:47 PM (rlfds)

211 Does anyone hear have her twitter handle???

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 01, 2016 04:47 PM (12kBq)

212 Dr. Jill Biden has a wonderful recipe for chicken bukkake.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2016 04:47 PM (8ZskC)

213 >>>Was Jackie over 18 at the time of her lies? Is she independently wealthy?
If she is under 18 or not wealthy I do not know how anyone is going to collect any judgment from her


she's not being sued. she was deposed. Rolling Stone is the defendant.

Posted by: x at June 01, 2016 04:47 PM (nFwvY)

214 Hey AlextheChick, would this make an excellent Raider cheerleader?

http://www.e2046.com/p/21387/

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 04:48 PM (4P9Xl)

215 Jackie is mentally ill. What's her attorney's excuse?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 04:48 PM (cJswI)

216 Where in the hell did she come up with the name "Haven?" It sounds teh ghey.

Easy: the little social climber wanted a Yalie.

Posted by: The Snowflake Safe Space in New Haven That Used to Be a Real University at June 01, 2016 04:48 PM (3C9q2)

217 Jackie comes across as a young Katie Couric.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 04:48 PM (1ZOkK)

218
Haven Monahan? Not so much.

Annette Haven? Now THAT is a different story altogether.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:48 PM (p4UlV)

219 192

Was Jackie over 18 at the time of her lies? Is she independently wealthy?

If she is under 18 or not wealthy I do not know how anyone is going to collect any judgment from her


They are just doing it to clear their names. Be very surprised if they ever see a penny
Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:45 PM (zOTsN)

They can still make her life miserable if they get a writ of garnishment or other means of collecting on the judgment. They could have her on the hook for a long time.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 04:48 PM (0mRoj)

220 It is less fun if everyone uses the same middle initial. Though it is the *obvious* choice.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2016 04:48 PM (wB8Tg)

221 Never thought I'd seen name in the press.

Posted by: Haven Harambe Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:49 PM (nxjI2)

222 Jackie? Never heard of her

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 01, 2016 04:49 PM (12kBq)

223 "Haven" is shitty, super-shitty. I would tune in
occasionally hoping that another obnoxious character would be killed
off. Anyone else have a series where you hoped they'd all die?

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 04:47 PM (sdxPm)

Dawson's Creek (outside of Michelle Williams' funbags of course)

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:49 PM (SyKbw)

224 212 Dr. Jill Biden has a wonderful recipe for chicken bukkake.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2016 04:47 PM (8ZskC)


Uh oh . . .

- - The Chicken

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:49 PM (p4UlV)

225 Nathan's Coney Island. And the crinkle cut fries.
*fumbles for MetroCard to head to Stillwell Avenue on the F train*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:37 PM (p4UlV)


Arrgh. Unfortunately, there's are no Nathan's joints in my state.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 01, 2016 04:49 PM (UHKOQ)

226 Ahhh, Rolling Stone can be squeezed for some cash.

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2016 04:49 PM (Doh4+)

227 It is less fun if everyone uses the same middle initial. Though it is the *obvious* choice.

What do you mean by that?

Posted by: Haven P. Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:50 PM (evdj2)

228 I wonder what Jackie Mackie Paisley is up to?

I mean lbs.

Posted by: x at June 01, 2016 04:50 PM (nFwvY)

229 >>They can still make her life miserable if they get a writ of garnishment
or other means of collecting on the judgment. They could have her on
the hook for a long time.


Like Tawanna Brawley, though she's moved and changed her name a few times, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2016 04:50 PM (NOIQH)

230 I once had a Costco hot dog,
Or should I say,
It once had me.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 01, 2016 04:50 PM (DrC22)

231 225 Arrgh. Unfortunately, there's are no Nathan's joints in my state.
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 01, 2016 04:49 PM (UHKOQ)


When I lived in LA, some of the supermarkets carried Nathan's Famous hotdogs in the freezer section. But it's not the same thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:50 PM (p4UlV)

232 226
Ahhh, Rolling Stone can be squeezed for some cash.


Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2016 04:49 PM (Doh4+)


This is true.

Posted by: Haven Q. Monahan, Esq. at June 01, 2016 04:50 PM (1ZOkK)

233 Haven? sounds more like a girls name

Next on the main stage, HAVEN

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at June 01, 2016 04:51 PM (12kBq)

234

What guy says

"She's dyin? Let's get busy!"

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:51 PM (zOTsN)

235 226 Ahhh, Rolling Stone can be squeezed for some cash.
Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2016 04:49 PM (Doh4+)


Can they? The magazine business isn't exactly going gangbusters these days.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2016 04:51 PM (F1b5k)

236 "It's just as well we not go out. You'll be dead soon."


Unless she's already reached Fawn Liebowitz' condition, that's a shortsighted move.

"Of course you should bang me. You might find better if you had enough time, but you don't".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2016 04:52 PM (1xUj/)

237
"Haven" is shitty, super-shitty. I would tune in occasionally hoping that another obnoxious character would be killed off. Anyone else have a series where you hoped they'd all die?
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 04:47 PM (sdxPm)

Fear The Walking Dead.

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2016 04:52 PM (7HtZB)

238 What guy says

"She's dyin? Let's get busy!"



I'd want to know if it was contagious first.

Posted by: Haven P. Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:52 PM (evdj2)

239 @90 What guy did she destroy? The person Jackie accused of rape is someone who never even existed.

Posted by: Joshua K. at June 01, 2016 04:52 PM (oCZ4e)

240
Can they? The magazine business isn't exactly going gangbusters these days.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2016 04:51 PM (F1b5k)


Oh, my. Someone crawled out of the barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 04:52 PM (1ZOkK)

241 Ohhhh

Rolling Stone is the defendant. I hope they go under

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:52 PM (zOTsN)

242 Mallamutt: "We should have a Haven Monahan sock days where all posts and comments are by Haven Monahan."

A perfectly cromulent suggestion.

Posted by: Haven Simpson Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:52 PM (1CroS)

243 235 226 Ahhh, Rolling Stone can be squeezed for some cash.
Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2016 04:49 PM (Doh4+)

Can they? The magazine business isn't exactly going gangbusters these days.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2016 04:51 PM (F1b5k)


Nothing can compete with the Refresh button. Print Media be dead.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 04:52 PM (sdxPm)

244 Jann Wenner can be squeezed for some cash, but be sure to wear rubber gloves.

Posted by: Monahan, Monahan, Goldberg & Monahan, Counselors at Law at June 01, 2016 04:53 PM (8ZskC)

245 What guy says

"She's dyin? Let's get busy!"


Two minutes later and rape becomes necrophilia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:53 PM (p4UlV)

246 Eramo should insist on being on the cover as part of the settlement.

Posted by: Haven P. Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:53 PM (evdj2)

247 When I lived in LA, some of the supermarkets carried Nathan's Famous hotdogs in the freezer section.

But it's not the same thing.




Glad to hear that. We have them in the grocery stores here, too.
Not impressed.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 04:53 PM (tu/2g)

248 Fear The Walking Dead.

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2016 04:52 PM (7HtZB)
I'd save Mercedes Masöhn though with her being dead, I might actually have a shot then.
Guess it would be a tossup then

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 04:54 PM (SyKbw)

249 She destroyed the fraternity she claimed it happened at

She destroyed the young men who were members there who she claimed participated.

She destroyed the reputation of the university, and the college president

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:54 PM (zOTsN)

250 "We should have a Haven Monahan sock days where all posts and comments are by Haven Monahan."


The pies are crazy down in Wooster Square

Posted by: New Haven Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:54 PM (12kBq)

251 We'll buy that judgment for pennies on the dollar.

Posted by: The Monahan Capital Group at June 01, 2016 04:54 PM (8ZskC)

252 221 Never thought I'd seen my name in the press.
Posted by: Haven Harambe Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:49 PM (nxjI2)



Me either.

Posted by: Haven Hussein Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:54 PM (oKE6c)

253 239 @90 What guy did she destroy? The person Jackie accused of rape is someone who never even existed.
Posted by: Joshua K. at June 01, 2016 04:52 PM (oCZ4e)


I think every man that was a member of the fraternity on the night she was supposedly gang raped has a claim.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2016 04:54 PM (Pfhw2)

254 >>What guy says
"She's dyin? Let's get busy!"


"Make a wish!!!"

>>What guy did she destroy? The person Jackie accused of rape is someone who never even existed.


All members of the fraternity members, and more specifically, the 2-3 "rapists" who were easily identified by the details of her rape story.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2016 04:54 PM (NOIQH)

255 246 Eramo should insist on being on the cover as part of the settlement.


this

Posted by: Haven Dr. Hook Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:54 PM (nFwvY)

256 Throw her lying ass in jail for a long, LONG time. Pushback needs to start to teach these people to either behave, or pay the consequences.

THIS is Obama's legacy, blatant lies and non-accomplishments.

Jackie Coakley needs to pay a heavy price for her actions.

Posted by: acethepug at June 01, 2016 04:54 PM (Z6yF/)

257 Dindu Duffin.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2016 04:55 PM (gyKtp)

258 Crap, those Costco hot dogs have spoilt me. I can no longer eat any other hot dog, not even the Hebrew Nationals I used to think were the best.

Costco hot dogs are da bomb.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 01, 2016 04:36 PM (UHKOQ)


Back when Costco used to sell Sinai 48 hot dogs (made in Chicago) they were indeed the best, a least in the all-beef category. Then the company that owns Ball Park (ack, ptui) bought Sinai 48, and shut it down. Why they bought it just to shut it down is a mystery that may never be solved.

Anyway, the replacement Kirkland-brand hot dogs that Costco sourced to replace the missing Sinai 48's are just not as good, although they're not bad for the price.

Vienna Beef is another Chicago tradition, although surprisingly they didn't do that well in a recent taste test. Top honors there went to Best's Kosher and Klement's. Boar's Head, Nathan's and Hebrew National did not do well either.

The best hot dogs are usually locally produced and distributed. Here in the Pacific Northwest, Falls Brand is the only option, and they're OK. In the Midwest, particularly states like Wisconsin and Michigan, they take this very seriously and produce some great hot dogs, but you just can't get them anywhere else.

My wife was just in Chicago on business and picked up a pack each of Klement's and Best's Kosher. Froze them and brought them home in a freezer pack, along with a bottle of sport peppers. Can't wait to try them.

Posted by: HTL at June 01, 2016 04:55 PM (hhBXE)

259 Two minutes later and rape becomes necrophilia.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 04:53 PM (p4UlV)


So, 15 to 30 vs jail time and eternal "ewww, ick" ....

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 04:55 PM (sdxPm)

260 What guy says



"She's dyin? Let's get busy!"

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:51 PM (zOTsN)


Putting the romance in necromancy!

Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at June 01, 2016 04:55 PM (TOk1P)

261 251 We'll buy that judgment for pennies on the dollar.
Posted by: The Monahan Capital Group at June 01, 2016 04:54 PM (8ZskC)

Don't listen to those frauds. We'll give you fair present value lump sum for your judgment or annuity.

Posted by: J. G. Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:55 PM (0mRoj)

262 >>241 Ohhhh Rolling Stone is the defendant. I hope they go under
Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:52 PM (zOTsN)>>>

I hope they go down.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at June 01, 2016 04:55 PM (DrC22)

263 Jackie went Salem Witch Trial on innocent people and Rolling Stones brought the dunking chair.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 04:56 PM (4P9Xl)

264 Rolling Stone is the defendant. I hope they go under

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:52 PM (zOTsN)


Move over Gawker. You've got comp-e-tition. /Cosell

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 04:56 PM (oKE6c)

265 Pssst.

Jackie.

Call me.

Posted by: Haven "A Good Time" Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:56 PM (rlfds)

266 239 @90 What guy did she destroy? The person Jackie accused of rape is someone who never even existed.
Posted by: Joshua K. at June 01, 2016 04:52 PM (oCZ4e)
------------------
No, he was just the ringleader in the story.
She claimed she was gang-raped by a bunch of guys at a fraternity. They shut the place down and the members went through all kinds of hell and legal expenses.

They are also suing Rolling Stone.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 04:57 PM (T/5A0)

267 247 When I lived in LA, some of the supermarkets carried Nathan's Famous hotdogs in the freezer section.

But it's not the same thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 04:53 PM (tu/2g)


That's unfortunate. The Costco dogs, though, are good even if you buy them uncooked in the frozen food section and grill 'em yourself.

Closest Nathan's to me are in NV and SoCal.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 01, 2016 04:57 PM (UHKOQ)

268 I LA we have Pink's Hot Dogs.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 04:58 PM (iQIUe)

269 Dr. Jill Biden has a wonderful recipe for chicken bukkake.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2016 04:47 PM (8ZskC)

First you spatchcock one fresh young chicken.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 01, 2016 04:58 PM (7VPW0)

270
"Haven" is shitty, super-shitty. I would tune in occasionally hoping that another obnoxious character would be killed off. Anyone else have a series where you hoped they'd all die?

C-SPAN.

Posted by: Zhytamyr at June 01, 2016 04:58 PM (91nzM)

271 Ace, sorry, I didn't see your comment #32, delete mine at 256 or edit if you need to!

Posted by: acethepug at June 01, 2016 04:58 PM (Z6yF/)

272 We save the chicken bukkake for Trmp thrds

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 04:58 PM (01ifR)

273 Now you people are really defining deviancy down.

Posted by: Sen. Daniel Haven Monahan at June 01, 2016 04:59 PM (TOk1P)

274


But hey


What is happening to the "journalist" that wrote the story

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:59 PM (zOTsN)

275 Well, Dean Nicole Eramo may indeed win millions from RS, which would, one hopes, bankrupt it out of existence, forever.

But what department can she report to in order to get her reputation back, I wonder.

Posted by: DocJ at June 01, 2016 04:59 PM (zrsn3)

276 Another thing that Milo said in his speech yesterday at UCLA that I hadn't thought of before, was that the left is the establishment now. When the rebelling against the man starts this time, the fucking lefties get to be the demons.

I thought that was a pretty cool perspective.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 04:59 PM (4ng05)

277 It means I'm dying.

-----------------

Oh, that's awful! Say, any kinky sex stuff on your bucket list?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2016 05:00 PM (kTF2Z)

278 There ought to be a way to ensure the "journalist" never works again in a profession that requires credibility

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 05:00 PM (zOTsN)

279 OK. A hot beef injection? I laughed for the first time in an entirely horrible day.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2016 05:01 PM (O0lVq)

280 But what department can she report to in order to get her reputation back, I wonder.

Being the cover of the last issue. Subhead: Shut it down.

Posted by: Haven P. Monahan at June 01, 2016 05:01 PM (evdj2)

281 Posted by: DocJ at June 01, 2016 04:59 PM (zrsn3)

The Department of Living Large

I think her rep has been self repairing each day since Jackie was exposed.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 05:01 PM (cJswI)

282 272 >> We save the chicken bukkake for Trmp thrds

Le sigh.

Posted by: The Chicken at June 01, 2016 05:01 PM (gyKtp)

283 Can we get another benevolent billionaire involved and end Rolling Stone, too?

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at June 01, 2016 05:01 PM (78OXS)

284 Oh boy... Redskins?

http://www.e2046.com/p/14808/

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:01 PM (4P9Xl)

285 249----She destroyed the reputation of the university, and the college president
Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:54 PM (zOTsN)
-------------------
The college president destroyed her own reputation all by herself. The stupid SJW b*tch jumped onto Jackie's bandwagon from the get-go, reacting just like the Duke administration in the lacrosse case.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 05:02 PM (T/5A0)

286 All victims of rape are to be believed! Even if they're lying!

Posted by: Haven Monahan Clinton at June 01, 2016 05:02 PM (7HtZB)

287 Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2016 05:01 PM (O0lVq)

I take it you've never seen the movie Making the Grade?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 05:02 PM (cJswI)

288 We save the chicken bukkake for Trmp thrds

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 04:58 PM (01ifR)


You said the magic word! Say the magic word and collect a pointless shouting match!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2016 05:03 PM (wB8Tg)

289 >>Can we get another benevolent billionaire involved and end Rolling Stone, too?


Did my son mention I'm a gazillionaire business man?

Posted by: Haven Montana Sr. at June 01, 2016 05:03 PM (NOIQH)

290 What's everybody talking about?

Posted by: Shavin' Muldoonahan at June 01, 2016 05:03 PM (mvenn)

291 I present third party candidate, Haven Monahan.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 01, 2016 05:03 PM (mL2BD)

292 WTF is Sabrina Erdley?


She did win a Columbia School of Journalism award in 2014


For worst journalism of the year

Not kidding

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 05:04 PM (zOTsN)

293 I LA we have Pink's Hot Dogs.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


I like Carney's over pinks. Also The Stand in the valley is pricey but better than all the rest.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2016 05:04 PM (p2X2f)

294 The best hot dogs are usually locally produced and distributed.

That's because the roadkill is fresh.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 05:04 PM (LAe3v)

295 Can we get another benevolent billionaire involved and end Rolling Stone, too?


I made a fortune on the Opti-Grab!

Posted by: Haven Johnson at June 01, 2016 05:04 PM (8ZskC)

296 >>Well, Dean Nicole Eramo may indeed win millions from RS, which would, one hopes, bankrupt it out of existence, forever.
But what department can she report to in order to get her reputation back, I wonder.


Wasn't she the one who shut down *all* fraternities and sororities on campus despite "Jackie" not cooperating w/her on taking actions against her "rapists"?


Posted by: Haven Montana Sr. at June 01, 2016 05:05 PM (NOIQH)

297 I like Carney's over pinks. Also The Stand in the valley is pricey but better than all the rest.

The one on Sunset has a better view.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:05 PM (8ZskC)

298 This is fitting

Don't try tell me that you're not aware


Of what you're doing and that you don't care


You say that it's easy, just a natural thing


Like playing music that you've never seen



Ooh-hoo, Jackie Blue


Making wishes that never come true


Going places where you've never been


Ooh, Jackie, you've blown it again

Ooh-hoo, Jackie Blue


Lives a life from inside her room


Makes you think that life is a drag


Ooh, Jackie, what fun you have had

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2016 05:05 PM (dULJN)

299 "153 "http://tinyurl.com/hoyydcv "


It's a shame she's crazy. Pretty darn cute.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill"



Yeah, but I will at least let you do the butt stuff before accusing you of rape.

Posted by: Mattress Girl at June 01, 2016 05:05 PM (OD2ni)

300 Where in the hell did she come up with the name "Haven?"

Its one of those names 13 year old girls come up with and write in their diaries. Then, when they are 20 and have a boy, they stick with that stupid child's name and force their child to sling it around the rest of their lives because mommy couldn't grow up.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 05:06 PM (39g3+)

301 285 249----She destroyed the reputation of the university, and the college president
Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:54 PM (zOTsN)


Nope, UVa is still the best state school, possibly excepting Berkeley. They're working at it, though.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 05:06 PM (LAe3v)

302 Erdleys husband was a DA in Philadelphia. Two of her "stories" are being made into movies


It's she just Stephen Glass, telling outrageous tales

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 05:06 PM (zOTsN)

303 301 285 249----She destroyed the reputation of the university, and the college president
Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 04:54 PM (zOTsN)

Nope, UVa is still the best state school, possibly excepting Berkeley. They're working at it, though.

Posted by: pep


And William and Mary. Don't forget William and Mary. That should just go without saying.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 05:06 PM (LAe3v)

304 James Coney Island chain is best for hot dogs. Not because of the hot dog but because the bun contains the chemicals that make the bun the softest and best tasting . Love me some chemicals.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 05:06 PM (cJswI)

305 Wasn't she the one who shut down *all* fraternities and sororities on campus despite "Jackie" not cooperating w/her on taking actions against her "rapists"?

Was that Dean Eramo, or was that the college president?

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2016 05:07 PM (eg8Eq)

306 That link to the picture of her raped my tablet with a bunch of porn garbadge

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2016 05:07 PM (dULJN)

307 Its one of those names 13 year old girls come up with and write in their diaries.


And circle it with a heart, along with writing "Mrs. Haven Monahan" about 500 times.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 05:07 PM (oKE6c)

308 "201 92 What was the first clue that "Haven Monahan" was a made up name?
His name was "Haven Monohan."
Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2016 04:31 PM (7HtZB)

Nah, it was his best friend. George.

George Glass.
Posted by: buzzion"


And Phil Packer.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 01, 2016 05:07 PM (OD2ni)

309
ONE TIME AT COLLEGE CAMP THIS SKANK ASKED ME IF WE COULD GET IT ON, AND TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO DO BUTT STUFF, AND SOON, 'CAUSE SHE WAS DYING.

I SAID SURE BABY AND MADE A DATE THAT NIGHT.

I WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING WITH BROWN GRAVY DRIPPING OUT MY ASS...

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE HOT BEEF INJECTION INTO A HYENA at June 01, 2016 05:07 PM (E49J+)

310 How would you feel if you went to UVA, and were a member of the fraternity a few years ago?

The story was that the gang rape was a pledge initiation tradition that went on for years, a "culture of rape". Can you imagine wahat your friends colleagues and bosses thought when that story came out?

You were suddenly a vile rapist! You were a member of the gang rape fraternity.

Sue them all unto they are penniless. Garnish their wages until they are 76 years old.

Posted by: rd at June 01, 2016 05:07 PM (v0YLX)

311 And William and Mary. Don't forget William and Mary.

I remember the thirty-five sweet goodbyes
When you put me on the Wolverine up to Annandale
It was still September
When your daddy was quite surprised
To find you with the working girls in the county jail
I was smoking with the boys upstairs when I
Heard about the whole affair, I said oh no
William and Mary won't do

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 05:07 PM (39g3+)

312 296---Wasn't she the one who shut down *all* fraternities and sororities on campus despite "Jackie" not cooperating w/her on taking actions against her "rapists"?

Posted by: Haven Montana Sr. at June 01, 2016 05:05 PM
------------------------
No, that was Teresa Sullivan, the SJW president of the university.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 05:08 PM (T/5A0)

313
Yeah, Ace missed all the tasty "up the ass" chicken recipes.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 05:09 PM (iQIUe)

314 309
ONE TIME AT COLLEGE CAMP THIS SKANK ASKED ME IF WE COULD GET IT ON, AND TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO DO BUTT STUFF, AND SOON, 'CAUSE SHE WAS DYING.

I SAID SURE BABY AND MADE A DATE THAT NIGHT.

I WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING WITH BROWN GRAVY DRIPPING OUT MY ASS...
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE HOT BEEF INJECTION INTO A HYENA at June 01, 2016 05:07 PM (E49J+)

---

roflmao

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 05:09 PM (rlfds)

315 That was frightening, very very frightening...

For a moment, computer did not recognize USB drive and wanted to format it. Luckily all the data is still there and I did a new back-up.

So I can keep writing. Yay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:09 PM (4P9Xl)

316 Need a program to keep up with the memes...

Posted by: Brother Haven at June 01, 2016 05:09 PM (9krrF)

317 ...which would, one hopes, bankrupt it out of existence, forever.

****

The editorial board of the Rolling Stone gathers no mas?

Posted by: Shavin' Muldoonahan at June 01, 2016 05:09 PM (mvenn)

318 That's right


It was supposed to be pledge initiation ritual rape


Gawd. It's a Lifetime Movie

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 05:09 PM (zOTsN)

319 Erdleys husband was a DA in Philadelphia. Two of her "stories" are being made into movies


It's she just Stephen Glass, telling outrageous tales


IIRC, Eardley went to school with Glass?

Posted by: rd at June 01, 2016 05:10 PM (v0YLX)

320 What happened to the frat with the banner "ashley does butt stuff"??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 05:10 PM (iQIUe)

321 OK. A hot beef injection? I laughed for the first time in an entirely horrible day.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2016 05:01 PM (O0lVq)

Yeah that was the threadwinner right there.

Hope I can write like ace someday.

Posted by: Blano at June 01, 2016 05:11 PM (BT2hl)

322 On the one hand, I feel a little sorry for Jackie; she's sooo screwed up.

On the other hand, let there be no green stuff left on the Rolling Stone.

On the Monihan, I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2016 05:11 PM (gyKtp)

323 Our hotdogs have under twelve ingredients and have always been chicken beakkake free! Enjoy! Today! Now'

Posted by: Costco Brawndo at June 01, 2016 05:11 PM (nxjI2)

324 268 I LA we have Pink's Hot Dogs.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 04:58 PM (iQIUe)

Is "Marty's: Home of the Big Combo" still there on Pico near Westwood?

He had incredible dogs and burgers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 05:11 PM (p4UlV)

325
I thought Jackie gained a ton of weight? Werent' there wedding photos of her floating around?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 05:11 PM (iQIUe)

326 284 Oh boy... Redskins?

http://www.e2046.com/p/14808/
Posted by: Anna Puma

is that what you were trying to link to?

Posted by: haven x monahan at June 01, 2016 05:12 PM (nFwvY)

327 OMG


Sabrina Erdley was once reprimanded by Stephen Glass for fabrication


Hahahahahahahahaa

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 05:12 PM (zOTsN)

328 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 05:07 PM (39g3+)

Nice. I can't wait to see them next month.

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2016 05:12 PM (7HtZB)

329 The editorial board of the Rolling Stone gathers no mas?

You've been holding that one back for the right moment, haven't you?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 05:12 PM (39g3+)

330 When you think about it, it's pretty remarkable that a mid-level state like VA has two such sterling schools to its name. The competition from NoVa is a hell of a lot more intense than it was in my day.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 05:12 PM (LAe3v)

331 >>No, that was Teresa Sullivan, the SJW president of the university.

Ah - thanks!
Hope the Dean gets a ton of $$ from RS then!!

Posted by: Haven Montana Sr. at June 01, 2016 05:13 PM (NOIQH)

332 Sabrina Erdley was once reprimanded by Stephen Glass for fabrication


Hahahahahahahahaa


What's happening to the world of journalism???

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 01, 2016 05:13 PM (8ZskC)

333 325
I thought Jackie gained a ton of weight?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 05:11 PM (iQIUe)

Jackie is Trigglypuff!!

We're through the looking glass here, people.

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2016 05:13 PM (7HtZB)

334 RWC, different link

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:13 PM (4P9Xl)

335 Didja hear Rush's prediction? If Hilldog loses California or, as Rush so delicately put it, loses the FBI primary, Slow Joe and Humps With Buffalo will replace Hilldog. They can't do it before the convention because the Berners would go Mt. St. Helens on them but after Bernie is defeated they'll pull the old switcheroo real subtle like and appease the Berners with Buffalo Hump on the bottom of the ticket.

This plan seems to me to be fraught with peril for at least two reasons. 1) Thinking the Berners won't mind handing the nomination on a silver platter to someone who hasn't been out shaking babies and kissing hands while Bernie has campaigned himself into senility seems like wishcasting. 2) The Vince Foster factor. If Obozo backstabs Hilldog, I hope he's wearing asbestos underwear because he's going to need them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 05:13 PM (Nwg0u)

336 Venkman, "That's no looking glass..."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:13 PM (4P9Xl)

337 "I thought Jackie gained a ton of weight? Werent' there wedding photos of her floating around?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! "


Wedding?? WTF!

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 01, 2016 05:14 PM (OD2ni)

338 Ace will never top "mangerines" in my mind. That was the zenith of ace one-liners.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 05:15 PM (39g3+)

339 The best part is that Sullivan, the University President that shut down the fraternities and kept them shut down even after it was proven a fraud, had been fired a few years before, but the Virginia Governor made the mistake of reinstating her. Dumb move.

Posted by: rd at June 01, 2016 05:15 PM (v0YLX)

340 A hot beef injection from Duffin? Duffin's momma told him not to stick his dick in crazy. So I think Jackie didn't get any.

Jackie probably doesn't have sufficient assets to pay the judgment that should be levied against her. But Rolling Stone has both dough and insurance, and I hope the good Dean gets a judgment that strips Rolling Stone down to its skivvie shorts. A massive wallet-ectomy is called for here.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 01, 2016 05:15 PM (Sda6L)

341 they'll pull the old switcheroo real subtle like and appease the Berners with Buffalo Hump on the bottom of the ticket.


That's the equivalent of subtly driving a tank through a china shop.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 05:15 PM (LAe3v)

342 You've been holding that one back for the right moment, haven't you?

*****


Posted by: Seamus Muldoonahan at June 01, 2016 05:16 PM (mvenn)

343 On the one hand, I feel a little sorry for Jackie; she's sooo screwed up.

I hate this sentiment. As a society we need to decide whether or not we're going to, as the feminists say, "take rape seriously". If yes, then we can't wave off false accusations with "eh... she's a little loopy".

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2016 05:16 PM (4qSB5)

344 @12: "Isn't a hot beef injection almost always the cure for crazy?"

A hot lead injection would work, too.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 01, 2016 05:17 PM (rznWS)

345 Victim at UCLA was William Klug, Professor of Mechanical Engineering:

http://www.mae.ucla.edu/william-klug/

Killed by PhD student of his, apparently over academic dispute. Student then shot self.

Breaking scoop.

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2016 05:17 PM (jBuUi)

346 Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2016 05:17 PM (jBuUi)

---

Prof wouldn't let snowflake take his final via interpretive dance?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 05:19 PM (rlfds)

347 I feel bad for Jackie, but that doesn't mitigate the damage she's done and the way she was used by the caustic, treacherous left.

It's a bit dizzying being surrounded by so much evil, like a reverse Ark Opening Scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark; instead of the Ark of the Covenant its Satan's toilet bowl or something with black and red smoke-streaming horrific demons howling and screaming as the country I love melts and the constitution bursts into flames.

Somewhere, the devil is laughing and spreading his wings.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 05:19 PM (39g3+)

348 Seems that the Libertarian candidate is a bit of an asshole:

https://tinyurl.com/zbpfbwj

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 05:19 PM (4ng05)

349 >>>Sounds like a name from one of those trashy best seller books by Danielle Steel or Judith Krantz.

harlequin romance novels

Posted by: concrete girl at June 01, 2016 05:20 PM (ceWrl)

350 Wasn't she the one who shut down *all* fraternities and sororities on campus despite "Jackie" not cooperating w/her on taking actions against her "rapists"?


Posted by: Haven Montana Sr. at June 01, 2016 05:05 PM (NOIQH)



No. That was the president of UVA, Teresa Sullivan. Who, if you'll recall, had been relieved of duty by the Board of Visitors in 2012 only to be reinstated after faculty protests.

Posted by: alexthechick - All The Whatever Hands at June 01, 2016 05:20 PM (mf5HN)

351 Killed by PhD student of his, apparently over academic dispute. Student then shot self.

Unfortunately, this isn't the first time.

The PhD candidate's life is monomaniacal and often desperate. If the prof is a tool, and I'm not saying this one was, but it happens, bad results can ensue. Plus, grad students are, by nature, somewhat obsessive, so the danger is always out there.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 05:20 PM (LAe3v)

352 Killed by PhD student of his, apparently over academic dispute. Student then shot self.

Breaking scoop.



The MSM will fit Trump into this somehow. Watch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:20 PM (8ZskC)

353 320 What happened to the frat with the banner "ashley does butt stuff"??
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 05:10 PM (iQIUe)



It was "Megan does butt stuff." And it wasn't a frat. It was a sorority. The frat banners was much subtler. They just had "Drop your daughters off here." And "And your mom's too." The sororities were the ones that were blatant.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2016 05:20 PM (z/Ubi)

354 Megan is now advertising exclusively on Craigslist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:21 PM (8ZskC)

355
Sounds like a name from one of those trashy best seller books by Danielle Steel or Judith Krantz.

With a Fabio clone on the cover.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 01, 2016 05:22 PM (IqV8l)

356 I feel bad for Jackie, but that doesn't mitigate the damage she's done and the way she was used by the caustic, treacherous left.


Yes, but individuals can be f***ed up. I reserve most of my contempt for those that cynically use that f***upedness to further their own ends.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 05:22 PM (LAe3v)

357 George "Oh My" Takei struggles for relevance with a statement that Republicans are the ones who stirred up all this bathroom nonsense.

Dementia, or the same madness that struck Andrew Sullivan?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 05:22 PM (39g3+)

358 Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2016 05:20 PM (z/Ubi)

Exactly where was this sorority located?

Asking for a friend!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:22 PM (wYnyS)

359 The MSM will fit Trump into this somehow. Watch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:20 PM (8ZskC)

_____

We're looking for tea party affiliations....stand by.

Posted by: ABC Reporters at June 01, 2016 05:22 PM (0LHZx)

360 That could be a whole romance series - The Clone I Loved.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:22 PM (4P9Xl)

361 Killed by PhD student of his, apparently over academic dispute. Student then shot self.

Wasn't there another shooting a few years back where a woman who was denied tenure popped off like that? I can understand the pressure - the way it works now you can be in your mid 40s before they decide whether or not you get tenure, and if you don't get it your career is pretty much over.

I'm wondering if that's what happened here.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2016 05:22 PM (XAmiS)

362
" 'William Klug'? Sounds like a white Joooooo. Fuck him."

Kills story.

Posted by: The MFM at June 01, 2016 05:23 PM (E49J+)

363 It's really hard to keep track of the players without a program

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 05:23 PM (3wHFl)

364 'ettes I have a confession to make...like Ben Lefty Guns Ruggerio I have cancer of the c**k and there's only one cure...

//Jackie if Identifying as a Male

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 05:23 PM (g8Hfr)

365 343 >> I hate this sentiment. As a society we need to decide whether or not
we're going to, as the feminists say, "take rape seriously". If yes,
then we can't wave off false accusations with "eh... she's a little
loopy".

Oh don't get me wrong -- I think she should be doing some serious jail time for her actions.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2016 05:23 PM (gyKtp)

366 Wasn't there another shooting a few years back where a woman who was
denied tenure popped off like that? I can understand the pressure - the
way it works now you can be in your mid 40s before they decide whether
or not you get tenure, and if you don't get it your career is pretty much over.




Watch it, Buster.

Posted by: DR. Amy Bishop at June 01, 2016 05:23 PM (oKE6c)

367 362 Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2016 05:23 PM (3wHFl)

or a Pogrom comrade...

//Barney Zanders

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 05:23 PM (g8Hfr)

368 We're looking for fabricating tea party affiliations....stand by.

Posted by: ABC Reporters at June 01, 2016 05:22 PM (0LHZx)

Corrected for accuracy

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:24 PM (wYnyS)

369 The Program is a Pogrom comrade

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:24 PM (4P9Xl)

370 >>The MSM will fit Trump into this somehow. Watch.


"See, if there were more women in STEM this wouldn't have happened!!!! All that damn testosterone creates a violent learning environment!!!"

Posted by: Haven Montana Sr. at June 01, 2016 05:24 PM (NOIQH)

371 >>>Lawyers for Jackie had also written in previous court documents that Team Eramo was pursuing "unhinged" efforts to "harass and abuse" Jackie by bringing up Monahan. Jackie's lawyers also still maintain that their client is a sexual abuse victim.

How dare Eramo's lawyers bring up the mystical Monhan that she herself created and used for her mental illness/criminal behavior! So if at sometime in her life she was abused sexually, that excuses this whole shit show?

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2016 05:25 PM (oiNtH)

372 "21
This shit won't stop until they start prosecuting these lying whores.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 01, 2016 04:15 PM (Hd08M)



Prosecuting, convicting, and incarcerating.



I'm not so sure that the criminal punishment for the deliberate
false reporting of felony crimes should not be exactly equal to the
criminal punishment of the felony crime being falsely reported.

Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2016 04:21 PM (s5o+q)"


The appropriate response to this kind of thing is to have the word "CRAZY" tattooed on her forehead in large scarlet letters.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 01, 2016 05:25 PM (QHgTq)

373 330 When you think about it, it's pretty remarkable that a mid-level state like VA has two such sterling schools to its name. The competition from NoVa is a hell of a lot more intense than it was in my day.
Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 05:12 PM (LAe3v)
---------------------------
When you add in Va Tech, the solid B+ level Mary Washington, and James Madison, you've got one hell of a higher education system there. A good mix.
(The lower tier schools and community colleges are top-notch for their purposes as well.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 05:25 PM (T/5A0)

374 369 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:24 PM (4P9Xl)

Some BLM idiot was arguing the two Ft Hood shootings argued for more gun control...

she was reminded "hey sweetie the MP response times were 12 and 15 minutes"

When seconds are the difference between life and death we'll see you in 840 of 'em

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 05:26 PM (g8Hfr)

375 How dare Eramo's lawyers bring up the mystical Monhan that she herself created and used for her mental illness/criminal behavior! So if at sometime in her life she was abused sexually, that excuses this whole shit show?

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2016 05:25 PM (oiNtH)



But perhaps she self-identifies as a victim of sexual abuse, then it is a clear violation of her civil rights!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:26 PM (wYnyS)

376 To be fair, it's a lot easier to get freshman frat boys to do "butt stuff" to you if you can tell them that you're dying.

Oh wait, that was Emma Skank-owitz, The Mattress Back Whore.

Carry on . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2016 05:27 PM (J6XDt)

377 Ryan Duffin dindu nuffin.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 01, 2016 05:27 PM (rznWS)

378
That could be a whole romance series - The Clone I Loved.

I'm beside myself.

Posted by: Clone Cologne at June 01, 2016 05:28 PM (IqV8l)

379 Nothing to post, just wanted to get my new sig line up.
Take that Charlie Brown!

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double-headed spiked dildo at June 01, 2016 05:28 PM (VDovR)

380 377 Ryan Duffin dindu nuffin.

---

Ryan Duffin dindu Jackie's muffin.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 05:29 PM (rlfds)

381 The appropriate response to this kind of thing is to have the word "CRAZY" tattooed on her forehead in large scarlet letters.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 01, 2016 05:25 PM (QHgTq)



Hmm, I'd like to see "LIAR!" tattooed across the foreheads of "some" members of the press as a counterbalance!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:29 PM (wYnyS)

382 362
" 'William Klug'? Sounds like a white Joooooo. Fuck him."

Kills story.
Posted by: The MFM at June 01, 2016 05:23 PM (E49J+)


You forgot to put "Klug" in triple parentheses, per the sidebar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 05:29 PM (p4UlV)

383 Lawyers for Jackie had also written in previous court documents that
Team Eramo was pursuing "unhinged" efforts to "harass and abuse" Jackie
by bringing up Monahan. Jackie's lawyers also still maintain that their
client is a sexual abuse victim.



And if there's anyone familiar with "unhinged," it's Jackie's lawyers. They deal with it every time they talk with her.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 05:29 PM (oKE6c)

384 Oh wait, that was Emma Skank-owitz, The Mattress Back Whore.

I've made such a name for myself with this shtick that I just upgraded to a California King.

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at June 01, 2016 05:29 PM (8ZskC)

385 It was "Megan does butt stuff." And it wasn't a frat.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2016 05:20 PM (z/Ubi)


And it's not what you think. Trust me on this

Posted by: frat boy with prolapsed rectum at June 01, 2016 05:30 PM (UHKOQ)

386 ♫♪♫♪
Would you know my name
If I e-mailed as Haven?
Would it be the same
If you raped me with Haven?
I must be strong
And carry on.
'Cause I know I don't belong, here with Haven.

Beyond the door
There's peace I'm sure.
And I know there'll be no more, tears with Haven...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoonahan at June 01, 2016 05:30 PM (mvenn)

387 >>Lawyers for Jackie had also written in previous court documents
that Team Eramo was pursuing "unhinged" efforts to "harass and abuse"
Jackie by bringing up Monahan. Jackie's lawyers also still maintain that
their client is a sexual abuse victim.


Yet "Jackie" was a star at the campus rape center, endlessly telling the story of her gang-rape to get attention, sympathy and Duffin. Got herself some national attention w/the WH's "stop campus rape" advocate and the RS interview. SO why couldn't Eramo talk about my son as well?

Posted by: Haven Monohan Sr. at June 01, 2016 05:30 PM (NOIQH)

388 When you add in Va Tech, the solid B+ level Mary Washington, and James Madison, you've got one hell of a higher education system there. A good mix.
(The lower tier schools and community colleges are top-notch for their purposes as well.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 05:25 PM (T/5A0)

_____

Washington & Lee ain't too shabby either.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 05:30 PM (0LHZx)

389 Oh wait, that was Emma Skank-owitz, The Mattress Back Whore.

Its really hard to keep them straight these days.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 05:31 PM (39g3+)

390 Swedish immigrant talks about the Swedish Obama and shines some light on how insanity stalks Scandis because... well... the sun almost never shines there.

https://tinyurl.com/jyfmhk5

Pretty interesting.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 05:31 PM (4ng05)

391 It was "Megan does butt stuff." And it wasn't a frat.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2016 05:20 PM (z/Ubi)




It wasn't "Megan," it was "Katie." And it wasn't "a frat," it was "NBC."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 05:31 PM (oKE6c)

392
There's a lady who's sure,
being bitter there's more,
and she lives near the Fairway, with Haven . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 05:31 PM (p4UlV)

393 @347: "I feel bad for Jackie"

She say she got raped,
I feel bad for her, son.
Bitch got 99 problems
And the voices in her head be all of them.

Posted by: Jay-Z at June 01, 2016 05:32 PM (rznWS)

394 "351
Killed by PhD student of his, apparently over academic dispute. Student then shot self.



Unfortunately, this isn't the first time.



The PhD candidate's life is monomaniacal and often desperate. If
the prof is a tool, and I'm not saying this one was, but it happens, bad
results can ensue. Plus, grad students are, by nature, somewhat
obsessive, so the danger is always out there.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 05:20 PM (LAe3v)"


I remember a few years back when a PhD student in mathematics killed a professor with a hammer to make some kind of statement.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 01, 2016 05:32 PM (QHgTq)

395 Was that wrong? I didn't know it was wrong. There were no laws or regulations covering it.

Besides, everybody is doing it.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 01, 2016 05:32 PM (1ijHg)

396 It wasn't "Megan," it was "Katie." And it wasn't "a frat," it was "NBC."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 05:31 PM (oKE6c)


Cue the twerking pic!

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 01, 2016 05:33 PM (UHKOQ)

397 I remember a few years back when a PhD student in mathematics killed a professor with a hammer to make some kind of statement.


Mathematics? That seems more like physics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:33 PM (8ZskC)

398 Oh wait, that was Emma Skank-owitz, The Mattress Back Whore.


Her reenactment is still online at cecinestpasunviol dot com.

NSFW and also hardcore.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2016 05:33 PM (1xUj/)

399 The Mu of the hammer was very high?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:33 PM (4P9Xl)

400 Off topic

Is it true that Cheryl Mills had an FBI interview a few weeks ago? And she walked out of it when they asked her about her role in deleting Hillary's emails? I thought I saw that in the Daily Mail story today?

Posted by: rd at June 01, 2016 05:34 PM (v0YLX)

401 Victim at UCLA was William Klug, Professor of Mechanical Engineering:

http://www.mae.ucla.edu/william-klug/

Killed by PhD student of his, apparently over academic dispute. Student then shot self.

Breaking scoop.
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2016 05:17 PM (jBuUi)

346 Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2016 05:17 PM (jBuUi)

---

Prof wouldn't let snowflake take his final via interpretive dance?
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 05:19 PM (rlfds)

No, not too soon. LOL

Posted by: Blano at June 01, 2016 05:34 PM (BT2hl)

402 394 Posted by: pep at June 01, 2016 05:20 PM (LAe3v)"


Wfey is not only a prof but she's a department chair, and teaches one class of doctoral candidates.

Sadly there are always several students who do a swan dive off the top floor of the Bobst Library at NYU, but they could just as easily turn that rage around.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 05:34 PM (p4UlV)

403 that Emma chick is hot too

Posted by: the dude at June 01, 2016 05:34 PM (SyKbw)

404 Well, this is enjoying-the-smell-of-your-own-farts smug.


http://tinyurl.com/zvjn58r

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 05:34 PM (Nwg0u)

405 Barack Obama spent most of the afternoon telling the press that the economy is great and Republicans are lying liars about it. Then he went and played golf.

Posted by: MTF, Amity and Enmity at June 01, 2016 05:34 PM (/m8T6)

406 Bang bang mathmat's hammer came down on her head

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2016 05:34 PM (1xUj/)

407 @ 395
I got your backside..er...um, I mean your back, Hillary

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double-headed spiked dildo at June 01, 2016 05:34 PM (VDovR)

408 "I feel bad for Jackie"
---------------
I don't. Not a bit.
Any suffering or embarrassment she is going through is well deserved.
In fact, she's getting off easy.

She's not legally insane. She's not psychotic.
If she were, she would have filed a police report as she was repeatedly asked to do --- and which she didn't do because she knew she was LYING.

I do not understand this "poor Jackie" stuff.
What she is, at best, is a narcissistic little drama queen.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 05:34 PM (T/5A0)

409 Don't look in the side-bar, another story of a teacher predator ruining a child's life.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:35 PM (4P9Xl)

410 When you think about it, it's pretty remarkable that a mid-level state like VA

_____

How do you figure mid-level? It's the 12th most populous state.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 05:35 PM (0LHZx)

411 I remember a few years back when a PhD student in mathematics killed a professor with a hammer to make some kind of statement.


Mathematics? That seems more like physics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:33 PM (8ZskC)


Demonstrating countably infinite?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:35 PM (wYnyS)

412
392
There's a lady who's sure,
being bitter there's more,
and she lives near the Fairway, with Haven . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 05:31 PM (p4UlV)


I thought you were going to say "...and she lives in a van down by the river", but I was wrong

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 01, 2016 05:35 PM (UHKOQ)

413 Sadly there are always several students who do a swan dive off the top floor of the Bobst Library at NYU, but they could just as easily turn that rage around.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 05:34 PM (p4UlV)

Are we talking 6.5s or do they go for the 9.0 and up scores?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2016 05:35 PM (Ozsfq)

414 400 Posted by: rd at June 01, 2016 05:34 PM (v0YLX)


I'd like to see what happens if a mere mortal were to tell the FBI to talk to the hand and then walk out on them.

This is just jaw-dropping in an age of jaw-droppingness.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 05:36 PM (p4UlV)

415 397 I remember a few years back when a PhD student in mathematics killed a professor with a hammer to make some kind of statement.
Mathematics? That seems more like physics.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:33 PM (8ZskC)



"If I had a hammer, I'd have a fucking Ph.D., but for this asshole

I'll hammer him in the morning, I'll hammer him in the evening,

I'll hammer his ass all over this land ..."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 05:36 PM (oKE6c)

416 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 05:31 PM (39g3+)

It doesn't help that their stories appear to still be believed by anti-campus-rape groups.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 01, 2016 05:36 PM (GDulk)

417 398 Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2016 05:33 PM (1xUj/)

Uh "hardcore" implies a level of sexual titillation I find *lacking*

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 05:36 PM (g8Hfr)

418 I don't know how it matters but being beaten to death with a hammer seems really bad.

Posted by: Haven P. Monahan at June 01, 2016 05:36 PM (evdj2)

419 400 Off topic

Is it true that Cheryl Mills had an FBI interview a few weeks ago? And she walked out of it when they asked her about her role in deleting Hillary's emails? I thought I saw that in the Daily Mail story today?
Posted by: rd at June 01, 2016 05:34 PM (v0YLX)

______

No shit? Hmmm. Oh well, old news by now, let's move on to something new.

Posted by: American MSM at June 01, 2016 05:36 PM (0LHZx)

420 I remember a few years back when a PhD student in mathematics killed a professor with a hammer to make some kind of statement.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 01, 2016 05:32 PM


PIE.ARE.NOT.SQUARE, ASHSOLE!

Posted by: Student of The Maths at June 01, 2016 05:36 PM (ZQfW9)

421 >>Well, this is enjoying-the-smell-of-your-own-farts smug.



Wow...amazing what make-up artists and professional cameramen have done to shine that mess.

Posted by: Haven Monohan Sr. at June 01, 2016 05:36 PM (NOIQH)

422 A hammer? I would have expected a mathematics guy to use a couple of Y-axes.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoonahan at June 01, 2016 05:37 PM (mvenn)

423 Demonstrating countably infinite?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:35 PM (wYnyS)


I was thinking conservation of angular momentum, but again, that sounds like physics.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 01, 2016 05:37 PM (UHKOQ)

424 413
Are we talking 6.5s or do they go for the 9.0 and up scores?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2016 05:35 PM (Ozsfq)


More like a modified Fosbury Flop which only garners like a 5.5.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 05:37 PM (p4UlV)

425 413 Sadly there are always several students who do a swan dive off the top floor of the Bobst Library at NYU, but they could just as easily turn that rage around.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 05:34 PM (p4UlV)
Are we talking 6.5s or do they go for the 9.0 and up scores?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2016 05:35 PM (Ozsfq)



Same thing at Berkeley. You can do a twelve-and-a-half gainer from the Campanile. Only once, however.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 05:37 PM (oKE6c)

426 388---Washington & Lee ain't too shabby either.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 05:30
------------------
True, but we were talking about public schools.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 05:37 PM (T/5A0)

427 The East German judge only gave them 3.14

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:37 PM (4P9Xl)

428 A quick addition before a have to run for a minute:

Not to sure about these days, but William & Mary used to be highly regarded. I think it was their law school in particular.
And MCV is pretty top notch. My Sis has been there WAY too often with her son (and now, her husband. Who is getting great care and treatment - looks like he beat back the nasty C with a bone marrow transplant).

Posted by: Chi at June 01, 2016 05:37 PM (ko4zy)

429
There was a math grad student at Stanford who put a beat his adviser to death with a hammer. Got only 7 years and was unrepentant. Saw him on 60 Minutes and then 3 weeks later saw him on a street walking towards me. The guy was yuge.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 05:37 PM (iQIUe)

430 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:33 PM (8ZskC)

Golf clap.

Posted by: Golfman at June 01, 2016 05:38 PM (48QDY)

431 426 388---Washington & Lee ain't too shabby either.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 05:30
------------------
True, but we were talking about public schools.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 05:37 PM (T/5A0)

___

Ahh. OK.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 05:38 PM (0LHZx)

432 Don't look in the side-bar, another story of a teacher predator ruining a child's life.

I'm seriously beginning to understand why certain cultures felt the need to keep the XX's and XY's separate.

Old and Busted: "Women are inferior, no need to deal with them"
New Hotness: "Women are out of their damn minds, ain't nobody got time for that"

I swear, the wreck of the West is beginning to feel like a cycle of Deconstruction and Reconstruction on a grand scale. Which may have been the intent, but I'm not sure the result will be quite what those responsible had in mind.

Posted by: Brother Haven at June 01, 2016 05:38 PM (9krrF)

433 Count on Muldoon to go off on a tangent.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:39 PM (8ZskC)

434
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Streleski

Yep, a ball peen hammer.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 05:39 PM (iQIUe)

435
Wait -

"Turn that rage around,
give your prof concussion!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 05:39 PM (p4UlV)

436 410
How do you figure mid-level? It's the 12th most populous state.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 05:35 PM
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Bigot.
We identify as mid-level.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 05:40 PM (T/5A0)

437 433 Count on Muldoon to go off on a tangent.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:39 PM (8ZskC)

At least it wasn't a cosine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 05:40 PM (p4UlV)

438 Are we talking 6.5s or do they go for the 9.0 and up scores?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2016 05:35 PM (Ozsfq)


More like a modified Fosbury Flop which only garners like a 5.5.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 05:37 PM (p4UlV)

We're both going to hell, aren't we?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2016 05:40 PM (Ozsfq)

439 "Sadly there are always several students who do a swan dive off the top floor of the Bobst Library at NYU, but they could just as easily turn that rage around."

There was a kid from our town who did exactly that. I knew the younger brother through my daughter. Nice family actually. Tragic.

Nevergiveup should go stand in the corner.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2016 05:40 PM (r1fLd)

440 Don't look in the side-bar, another story of a teacher predator ruining a child's life.

-
You mean that smoking hot teacher?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 05:40 PM (Nwg0u)

441 PIE.ARE.NOT.SQUARE, ASHSOLE!
Posted by: Student of The Maths


Pie is usually round. Cobbler rectangular.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 05:40 PM (tu/2g)

442 429
There was a math grad student at Stanford who put a beat his adviser to death with a hammer. Got only 7 years and was unrepentant. Saw him on 60 Minutes and then 3 weeks later saw him on a street walking towards me. The guy was yuge.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 05:37 PM (iQIUe)

His name was Maxwell, I believe. He was an Excitable Boy, they all said.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 05:40 PM (sdxPm)

443 In my day you did not shot your professor, you took some pot to him and "negotiated"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2016 05:41 PM (Ozsfq)

444 442 His name was Maxwell, I believe. He was an Excitable Boy, they all said.
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 05:40 PM (sdxPm)


Ooh, a Beatles/Zevon mash-up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 05:41 PM (p4UlV)

445 That is strangely amusing and disturbing, looking for a Circle Jerks song and YouTube suggests Congress.

https://youtu.be/O3gZAh6FKog

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:41 PM (4P9Xl)

446 Count on Muldoon to go off on a tangent.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:39 PM (8ZskC)


Sometimes, I can't figure out what Muldoon's angle is.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:42 PM (wYnyS)

447 This is just jaw-dropping in an age of jaw-droppingness.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Martha Stewart could testify to that. I don't remember if it was with the SEC or FBI interview, but she treated them like dirt and was repaid in kind.

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2016 05:42 PM (oiNtH)

448 438 We're both going to hell, aren't we?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2016 05:40 PM (Ozsfq)

For me, that ship sailed a LONG time ago!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 05:42 PM (p4UlV)

449 429

There was a math grad student at Stanford who put a beat his adviser
to death with a hammer. Got only 7 years and was unrepentant. Saw him
on 60 Minutes and then 3 weeks later saw him on a street walking towards
me. The guy was yuge.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 05:37 PM (iQIUe)



Some of those math guys are whack jobs.

Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at June 01, 2016 05:42 PM (oKE6c)

450 I'm seriously beginning to understand why certain cultures felt the need to keep the XX's and XY's separate.

And why the rest used to rigidly control what both men women could and could not do. By rejecting every social and traditional structure and all objective moral standards all that's left is the animal need to dominate and find pleasure. It dehumanizes us in the name of freedom which is no more than corrosive license.

A train isn't freed by running off the tracks. Its destroyed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 05:42 PM (39g3+)

451 Pie is usually round. Cobbler rectangular.

Posted by: rickb223


Dammit, I'm jonesing for cobbler now. (Probably also for ignores and a bannination at the rate my comments have gone today. Sorry Horde, I'm in a mood.)

Posted by: Brother Haven at June 01, 2016 05:42 PM (9krrF)

452 Remember the movie Dead Man on Campus? I actually saw that POS at the theater. It would never be made today. Although it did have a couple of good laughs.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 05:42 PM (0LHZx)

453 Pfft.

Muldoon's derivative.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2016 05:43 PM (1xUj/)

454 Sometimes, I can't figure out what Muldoon's angle is.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:42 PM (wYnyS)



Thinks he's being acute, I guess.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 05:43 PM (8ZskC)

455 People think Trump is more honest than Hilldog by a two to one margin. Boy, talk about a low bar! Bernie Madoff is more honest than Hilldog.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 05:43 PM (Nwg0u)

456 Sometimes, I can't figure out what Muldoon's angle is.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:42 PM


he's often obtuse

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 01, 2016 05:43 PM (ZQfW9)

457 Pfft.

Muldoon's derivative.


It's all a matter of degrees, and not what you get in grad school.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 01, 2016 05:44 PM (9krrF)

458 Cobbler.
Warm. Peach. Cobbler.

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 05:44 PM (e3bId)

459 Posted by: AltonJackson at June 01, 2016 05:43 PM (ZQfW9)

Curses foiled again by a reluctant keyboard!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:45 PM (wYnyS)

460 I remember a few years back when a PhD student in mathematics killed a professor with a hammer to make some kind of statement.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 01, 2016 05:32 PM (QHgTq)

More than a few years. If we're thinking about the same incident, it was more like 30 years ago. The statement he was making was something like "You c*cks*cker! I've been working on this f'n PhD for 17 years and have had to start over twice because of you!"

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 01, 2016 05:45 PM (nFdGS)

461 Posted by: AltonJackson at June 01, 2016 05:43 PM (ZQfW9)

Sometimes he's right, I'll give him that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (wYnyS)

462 Given that Junior DeVille is working on his PhD right now, I'm starting to get nervous with all this chit-chat.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (T/5A0)

463 I'm not really trying to be divisive.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoonahan at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (mvenn)

464 Weasel, I thought it was pie.

Posted by: bluebell at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (805dc)

465 Cobbler.
Warm. Peach. Cobbler.
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 05:44 PM (e3bId)

Speaking of cobbler, did anyne see "The Cobbler"? Was it sem- good, or was I just overmedicated?

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (sdxPm)

466 "369
The Program is a Pogrom comrade


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:24 PM (4P9Xl)"


But the pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 01, 2016 05:47 PM (QHgTq)

467
Quivering. Mound. of. Love. Pudding.

Posted by: Emma Jackoff at June 01, 2016 05:47 PM (E49J+)

468 Ummm...

I just got this letter by a Tom Rutledge, CEO of Charter Communications telling me that my internet service via TWC will be changing to Spectrum.

No worries though, since my service won't change for the time being.

Shit.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 05:47 PM (rlfds)

469 You just know that Muldoon is sitting in a darkened lair, stroking a feral cat on his lap,and plotting, plotting, planning his next pun. Can't you feel it?

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 05:48 PM (sdxPm)

470 "More than a few years. If we're thinking about
the same incident, it was more like 30 years ago. The statement he was
making was something like "You c*cks*cker! I've been working on this f'n
PhD for 17 years and have had to start over twice because of you!"

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 01, 2016 05:45 PM (nFdGS)"

I think that is the incident and the statement.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 01, 2016 05:48 PM (QHgTq)

471 I'm not really trying to be divisive.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoonahan at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (mvenn)


You're just adding to the problem!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:49 PM (wYnyS)

472 Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 05:47 PM (rlfds)

Yep. And to think, TWC has been telling us for months that they're changing their ways.

Posted by: Golfman at June 01, 2016 05:49 PM (48QDY)

473 22 You see, here's the problem. You don't even *have* to stick your junk in crazy - all you have to do is catch it's attention.

Several decades ago I was stalked, in a very real and concerning manner for about 3 months, by an overweight young woman I happened to make small talk with in my apartment laundry room. No flirting, nothing. Just, how's the weather, nice day, etc.

Posted by: Keith at June 01, 2016 05:49 PM (nFB1w)

474 324. JJ - Marty's is still there @ 10558 W. Pico. Another great place: The Apple Pan @ 10801 W. Pico www.applepan.com. Grab a beer @ Westside Tavern in Westside Pavilion. All 3 within sight of each other. Andrew Breitbarts office was/is nearby.

Posted by: WLA Mormon Temples Shadow at June 01, 2016 05:50 PM (FXW24)

475 468 Ummm...

I just got this letter by a Tom Rutledge, CEO of Charter Communications telling me that my internet service via TWC will be changing to Spectrum.

No worries though, since my service won't change for the time being.

Shit.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 05:47 PM (rlfds)


Could be worse. Could be Comcast.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 05:50 PM (sdxPm)

476 You just know that Muldoon is sitting in a darkened lair, stroking a feral cat on his lap,and plotting, plotting, planning his next pun. Can't you feel it?

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2016 05:48 PM (sdxPm)


And the cat is hissing softly "Muldoon, you need to figure out a way to multiply your posts!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:50 PM (wYnyS)

477 Nood

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 05:51 PM (4P9Xl)

478 464 Weasel, I thought it was pie.
Posted by: bluebell at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (805dc)
--------
Ho464 Weasel, I thought it was pie.
Posted by: bluebell at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (805dc)
-------
Howdy bluebell! Well it is pie. And it's cobbler. It's pie and cobbler! I'm all inclusive!

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 05:51 PM (e3bId)

479 Sometimes, I can't figure out what Muldoon's angle is.



His logic is definitely circular.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2016 05:51 PM (tu/2g)

480 NOOD!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:51 PM (wYnyS)

481
468 Ummm...

I just got this letter by a Tom Rutledge, CEO of Charter Communications telling me that my internet service via TWC will be changing to Spectrum.

No worries though, since my service won't change for the time being.

Shit.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 05:47 PM (rlfds)


Charter bought Time Warner. And since time warner's brand recognition is in the shitter they are going to be phasing out its name.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 01, 2016 05:52 PM (z/Ubi)

482 471 I'm not really trying to be divisive.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoonahan at June 01, 2016 05:46 PM (mvenn)

You're just adding to the problem!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:49 PM (wYnyS)
--------------

That about sums it up.

Posted by: bluebell at June 01, 2016 05:53 PM (805dc)

483 This Duffin guy definitely dodged a bullet (or two or three).

IIRC she tried to get him interested, he politely refused/ignored her advances. Then she claimed to be Haven Monahan and tried to get Duffin jealous that she might be dating another guy. No luck. Then she has "Haven" drop the old "she's dyin bro" trick trying to get Duffin's sympathies (and beef injection?) that way. Still no dice. Then she calls Duffin on the "night in question" to come help her, and she claims she was forced to suck 5 guys' cocks. And later the rape story got changed when she spoke to RS and it became 7 guys gang raping her on the broken glass covered floor of the frat house.

So Duffin ducked more gunfire than Hillary in her ridiculous Bosnia stories.

But here's my questions? What kind of guy hears a gal's dying and gives her the schlong? And what kind of Gal thinks that'll work to get a guy?

And what kind of guy hears she sucked five cocks at once and thinks "dang, gotta get me some of her"? Dat girl is...

Posted by: BatShitCrazy at June 01, 2016 05:55 PM (ats44)

484 @ 483
I'm the kind of guy hears a gal's dying and gives her the schlong.

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double-headed spiked dildo at June 01, 2016 06:06 PM (VDovR)

485 Thermal Studies Control Now

Posted by: Nicholas Carnot at June 01, 2016 06:10 PM (12kBq)

486 Well.... As long as the beef is non-gmo, gluten-free, and raised in a socially defensible artisanal manner

Posted by: Sam in Va at June 01, 2016 06:12 PM (9stgl)

487 And later the rape story got changed when she spoke to RS and it became 7 guys gang raping her on the broken glass covered floor of the frat house.

That's really where the story went off the rails. We were being asked to believe she stumbled downstairs, blood pouring, with glass shards embedded in her back, informing her friends that she'd been gang raped, to which her friends responded "Leave the party? No, we're good. We're still having fun."

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 01, 2016 06:14 PM (3894D)

488 You mean Jackie Coakley.

Go ahead, say her name. She's not a victim but a victimizer.

Time to stop protecting those who don't need it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2016 07:10 PM (Xo1Rt)

489 )


"But perhaps she self-identifies as a victim of sexual abuse, then it is a clear violation of her civil rights!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2016 05:26 PM (wYnyS)"

This is probably truer that one might think.mshe developed a whole persona, an identity, a mission in life around her invented status. Playing the part, it became who she was and how she was seen. She gained consideration among her friends. She's the Rachel Dolezal of taking back the night. Or was. All her actions wrt Erdely, though, show she was still perfectly conscious she was lying. And could be caught in lies. She was extremely cautious, and tried desperately to run interference on any fact or story that would take her down. Erdely didn't have sense enough to se the red flags of that.

Posted by: SarahW at June 01, 2016 08:06 PM (3fTXW)

490 I wouldn't stuff her muffin with Duffin's McGuffin.

Posted by: Randy Bromide at June 02, 2016 04:51 AM (FHyw5)

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