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Obligatory If-Hillary-Is-Indicted-Yadda-Yadda-Yadda Post
Whatever. This isn't going to happen. We don't live in a republic; we live in an oligarchy controlled by powerful political groups, and Hillary controls one faction.
Forget superdelegates; we live in a country with supercitizens, and supercitizenship. But whatever, I don't really feel like posting so here's an easy link. I guess if it's possible for Trump to be the nominee, it's possible for Hillary Clinton not to be. But I seriously doubt it.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 04:20 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 04:20 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 04:20 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 04:21 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 04:21 PM (4ng05)
Predictions are hard.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 27, 2016 04:22 PM (u0s1P)
What a fun game that can be. Fill in the blank!
Posted by: just wait, you won't believe what happens next at May 27, 2016 04:22 PM (IQI2h)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 04:21 PM (4ng05)
or at least let them fundraise off these issues
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (dBmVV)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (8WVNP)
How do you tell Bernie Sanders and his 49% or so of the vote that he can't have the nomination after yanking Hillary?
Had Hilary been unopposed, I think there would absolutely think Obama would have said either drop out and endorse Biden or she would be formally charged.
Posted by: Maritime at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (LZgax)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (3wHFl)
If She were to be indicted I would expect SMOD....
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 04:24 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: x at May 27, 2016 04:24 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 27, 2016 04:25 PM (u0s1P)
356 Posted by: El Kabong at May 27, 2016 04:06 PM (datdl)
I disagree with some of the things Milo says and does and agree with others. Same is true of Ben Shapiro and ace, for that matter.
During the past dozen years, so many people I once thought were admirable conservatives have fallen from grace - not just Ryan and Rubio but many of the pundits, from Kristol and Noonan to O'Rourke and Kevin Williamson. And that's just scratching the surface.
Now there are people out there doing the hard work of actually facing the SJWs and fighting them - not just by making fun of trolls by typing words on a computer, but by standing there as flesh and blood crybullies get right into their faces and scream hatred and threats. They are looking straight into the eyes of these vicious people and saying "F you."
Are you doing that? I'm not. I'm going to cut anybody who is a big amount of slack. I'm not ready to excommunicate anybody who is out there fighting for free speech because he says stuff I don't like. 'Cause, you know, that's free speech.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 27, 2016 04:21 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 27, 2016 04:25 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Next step: tyranny.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 04:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wooga at May 27, 2016 04:25 PM (4Tl3i)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (qJhUV)
From the back of the bus; from under the glass ceiling; from the kitchen baking cookies I SHALL OVERCOME!
Posted by: Hitlery Loves Chachi at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (KId5h)
If Trump does win, she'll have to take some plea bargain deal to stay out of jail.
Posted by: Maritime at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (LZgax)
Posted by: x at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: NCKate at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (IZFV4)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (u0s1P)
1. Why did they grant immunity to dumbo and Guccifer
2. Why did they let the State DEPT IG write a damning report
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 27, 2016 04:27 PM (dBmVV)
Posted by: Friday afternoon blog layout critic at May 27, 2016 04:27 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Merlin, the Early Years.... at May 27, 2016 04:27 PM (J3UIw)
1. Why did they grant immunity to dumbo and Guccifer
2. Why did they let the State DEPT IG write a damning report
To make it look like they're doing something...
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 04:27 PM (O2RFr)
Oh they could put that debates on pay per view like WWF matches
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 04:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Jackhole at May 27, 2016 04:28 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 27, 2016 04:28 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (dBmVV)
"You're a genius!" Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell in unison.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 04:28 PM (4ng05)
Biden is a good guy. Everybody like ol Joe, quick with a joke, nice smile. Everybody is a friend to ol Joe.
Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 04:28 PM (0LmgR)
True, but Biden is a viper. Like Pelosi, he may not be all that bright, but he's been knifing people in the back for decades. Just look what he did to Paul Ryan. Between the grinny jokester shtick and the posing as a serious elder statesmen spewing utter BS he pwned Ryan. That crap worked on the MSM and LIVs.
I know, Trump is no Ryan, but I wouldn't assume Biden would be a pushover, either.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 04:29 PM (NOIQH)
Good points, but I think you underestimate the evil at play here.
They have to be seen as doing something, so they allow the minimum. A damning report, some friendly Democrat journalists criticizing her, etc.
But she will fight tooth and nail against these attacks, and will then be framed as a valiant and brave loner fighting the entrenched.
Or some such bullshit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 04:29 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Hitlery Loves Chachi O'Hara at May 27, 2016 04:29 PM (KId5h)
Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 04:30 PM (0LmgR)
2) Indicting Hillary gives Obama an easy scapegoat for all his foreign policy fuck-ups
3) Obama gets to play the great unifier and negotiate a unity ticket
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 27, 2016 04:30 PM (ktzHq)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 04:30 PM (3wHFl)
1. Why did they grant immunity to dumbo and Guccifer
2. Why did they let the State DEPT IG write a damning report
To make it look like they're doing something...
Posted by: donna
No, if the fix was in, it wouldn't have gone this far.
This whole spectacle took Hillary from being a shoo-in to now losing to Donald Trump.
Posted by: Maritime at May 27, 2016 04:30 PM (LZgax)
Have we already discussed the MSNBC segment where Mika basically shits down Hillary's windpipe?
https://amp.tw___.com/v/9b7924d2-a1c1-41de-a3fe-7391efb13eec
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: The Jackhole at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (dULJN)
On the other, I'm afraid a Biden/Warren ticket could defeat Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (1ZOkK)
Will there be resignations in protest, with pressers, if she isn't indicted?
Why did DOJ give immunity to anyone connected with this case?
I think if Obama thinks this will tarnish his legacy, he will let her be indicted, party be damned
He only care about his legacy, more than the party
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Yeah. I think Hill will be the nominee - but it would be just peachy with me if they tried to put Biden in over Bern. Really. Try it. Give the finger to all those entitled little crybullies who throw hissy fits over chalk on sidewalks. I'm sure they'll simply nod and wave a sad goodbye to Bernie as he goes back to Vermont.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (u0lmX)
We are now, a less worthy Republic than Brazil with regards to preventing Strong Man tyranny.
Congrats Democrats.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 04:32 PM (g8Hfr)
https://amp.tw___.com/v/9b7924d2-a1c1-41de-a3fe-7391efb13eec
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 04:32 PM (NOIQH)
>>Next step: tyranny.
Point of order. I believe the steps were Timocracy, Oligarchy, Democracy and then Tyranny.
But no doubt that is where we are heading.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 04:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: The Jackhole at May 27, 2016 04:32 PM (dULJN)
Five or ten years ago would you have imagined you'd be echoing Cornel West's charge the USA is an oligarchy?
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:32 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: Donna and V.
So do I , and I really don't think there's any deal the Clintons would take to bow out because they know once they are no longer "on their way to the White House" they scam is over and they won't have the protection racket they need.
Posted by: Maritime at May 27, 2016 04:33 PM (LZgax)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 27, 2016 04:33 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 04:33 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 04:33 PM (39g3+)
Just noticed that they got stripped out
try i.m.g. without the periods between
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:33 PM (ptqRm)
Someone will take a swing.
Someone will be called a lying motherfucker.
Hairplugs EVERYWHERE.
Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 04:33 PM (mf5HN)
If they try to slide Biden in at the convention, there will be blood. Berniebots are already spitting mad at the DNC over super delegates. Trying to nominate someone that didn't even run? Not enough popcorn in the world.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)
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So says a Bernie-bot I was talking to last night. "March on Washington!" he declared. "Revolt!" He wants Hillary to get indicted so the true believers can get on with their sacred mission.
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 04:33 PM (pC96u)
I might actually watch Trump vs Sanders debate.
FBN just reported that Trump dropped out of the debate with Bernie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 04:34 PM (k4M/B)
What the IG report doesn't say is that the way that Hillary broke State Department rules means that she must have also violated a lot of criminal laws.
With the IG report now public, and with developments possible in the FOIA litigation like Cheryl pleading the Fifth, how can Comey and the FBI not make a criminal referral? If they do, it'll likely leak.
She's already starting to lose some MSM, those who want to pretend they're real journalists. She's lost Mika. She's losing Andrea. Chuck Todd now says that the IG Report alone would disqualify her from being AG.
The timing of the IG Report and the Judicial Watch depositions set up the leak of an FBI criminal referral. You might even say it was planned.
Hillary's already sinking in the polls. She may even lose the California primary.
It's over for her. Even without an indictment, which we won't see for months, if ever.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 04:34 PM (r1fLd)
It really is devastating .
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=273811
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:34 PM (ptqRm)
I know, Trump is no Ryan, but I wouldn't assume Biden would be a pushover, either.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 04:29 PM (NOIQH)
100% correct and then some!
Posted by: washrivergal at May 27, 2016 04:35 PM (CFc5L)
Ugh, Hillary is so awful, just brimming w/arrogance and entitlement.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 04:35 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
I think Trump should do it, elevate Sanders so Hillary comes into the Convention badly demoralized after more losses
Posted by: Maritime at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (LZgax)
Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (ZwGES)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (Nwg0u)
It would be a desperate act though. Presumably it would be done in an attempt to stop Trump, and it is tough to see how that would work.
Personally, I think the Dems best shot at defeating Trump comes with making Sanders the nominee. If he can win CA, plus with help from Obama's DOJ, they could give Bernie the nod at the convention without too badly pissing off the rank and file and also without looking to stinky to the middle of the road moderates they will need in the general.
I still don't think they will defeat Trump, but it looks like their best shot.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (R+30W)
Five or ten years ago would you have imagined you'd be echoing Cornel West's charge the USA is an oligarchy?
Sure, I thought it was then, too. Its just gotten really blatant lately.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Jackhole at May 27, 2016 04:37 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 27, 2016 04:38 PM (ktzHq)
Can obama please, pretty please, make a *historic* visit to the Titanic at the bottom of the fucking ocean.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:38 PM (RDOwl)
Haven't heard anything about that yet.
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 04:38 PM (zOTsN)
I'm torn. On the one hand, I want the old crone in prison.
On the other, I'm afraid a Biden/Warren ticket could defeat Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (1ZOkK)
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Ditto.
Also, I don't know which is more tempting:
1 - Hillary gets busted and the Chelsea Legacy Foundation gets pulled down.
2 - Hillary gets to run and receives a resounding GTFO by American voters.
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 04:38 PM (pC96u)
If Clinton Implodes, Democrats May Turn to Biden and Warren
Unfortunately, even if that happens, the virtue signaling by "conservatives" won't stop.
It'll probably get even worse.
Posted by: Gloom, Despair and Agony on Me at May 27, 2016 04:39 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 04:39 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: The Jackhole at May 27, 2016 04:40 PM (dULJN)
But even if Trump wins, I don't see him resisting a big "donation to the charity of his choice" by the Clinton foundation to leave her alone.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 04:40 PM (39g3+)
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If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put Biden in the White House?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 04:40 PM (Nwg0u)
Cheryl Mills was supposed to testify under oath today in the Judicial Watch FOIA lawsuit about Benghazi
Haven't heard anything about that yet.
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 04:38 PM (zOTsN)
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Lewis Lukens's transcript is now available.
http://www.judicialwatch.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/JW-v.-State-Lukens-Testimony-01363.pdf
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 04:40 PM (pC96u)
Sure, I thought it was then, too. Its just gotten really blatant lately.
You were that cynical ten years ago?
Well, okay, it was 2006 -- a lousy time for the weak and corrupt Chamber of Commerce amnesty-loving Republicans.
How about 15 years ago?
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:40 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 27, 2016 04:41 PM (dBmVV)
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 04:41 PM (O2RFr)
Home Secretary, Theresa May, says many Britons 'BENEFIT GREATLY' from Sharia Law.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 04:41 PM (iQIUe)
You've come to the wrong place. The Horde is cold and pitiless, with dead eyes, like a doll's eyes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 04:42 PM (8ZskC)
Would give me granite erectus penis.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 04:42 PM (EdhH3)
Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 04:42 PM (B48dK)
obama needs to be the first president to visit a volcano.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:42 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 04:40 PM (Nwg0u)
I'll go you one better. Why can't we put Biden on the moon?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 04:43 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 04:43 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 04:43 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Hitlery Loves Huma at May 27, 2016 04:43 PM (KId5h)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 27, 2016 04:43 PM (dBmVV)
Home Secretary, Theresa May, says many Britons 'BENEFIT GREATLY' from Sharia Law.
She's right.muslim men in Briton benefit greatly
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 04:44 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 04:44 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 04:44 PM (k4M/B)
obama, the man who started THREE civil wars, Egypt, Libya, and Syria, lectured the world today on how dumb it is to start wars for whatever the reason.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:44 PM (RDOwl)
Things have just accelerated now.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 04:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:42 PM (RDOwl)
He's been to my lair many times!
Posted by: Soros at May 27, 2016 04:44 PM (dBmVV)
1. Why did they grant immunity to dumbo and Guccifer
2. Why did they let the State DEPT IG write a damning report
Posted by: ThunderB
The only things we know regarding Guccifer is that he entered a guilty plea. There is no official pronouncement regarding immunity.
Nor can I find one for 'Pagliacci'.
Also, since he entered the guilty plea the DOJ didn't have to prove their case that he broke into her server. All we've seen as evidence is a set of email. We don't have access to any logs or actual data that shows they are actually from her server.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2016 04:45 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:45 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Mister Magoo
Ok, that made me LOL :
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 04:45 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2016 04:45 PM (9aHUC)
Oh, wait.
Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2016 04:45 PM (jBuUi)
Lincoln only started one.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 04:45 PM (EdhH3)
Kneel before the wisdom of the Assembled Moron Horde™.
Just ignore the kooks, the cranks, and the trolls. They aren't from around here.
Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 04:46 PM (0LmgR)
I think Iv'e had about all the "historic" I can take...
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 04:46 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (ZwGES)
I think grumping is generally permitted.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 04:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: mallflower at May 27, 2016 04:46 PM (qSIlh)
Wouldn't be the Horde without kooks and cranks.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:47 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: SH at May 27, 2016 04:47 PM (gmeXX)
In the same way that Jon Corzine has never been charged with anything in connection with the disappearance of $1.6 billion dollars.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2016 04:47 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 04:46 PM (0mRoj)
Every day is Festivus at the HQ.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 04:47 PM (8ZskC)
Or doo-doo.
Which reminds of a joke ...
"Okay, Bill and Hillary," said the Devil. "Coffee break is over. Stand on your heads."
Posted by: Hepcat at May 27, 2016 04:49 PM (5b+Sr)
Reduced sentence in exchange for working with the feds.
http://tinyurl.com/z2eg9v9
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 04:49 PM (/tuJf)
Imagine it is November 8, 2016. YOU HAVE TO IGNORE THE AWFUL BITS OF THIS OKAY THAT IS THE RULE I JUST MADE UP JUST NOW.
It is November 8, 2016. It's, say, 10:25 p.m. or so. The various network anchors are ashen faced as they realize that it will be President Trump.
And. Then. They. Cut. To. Hillary.
Imagine her reaction.
Imagine it being live.
On camera.
Hillary being denied her only goal in life.
By Donald Trump.
Imagine the epic, epic, epic meltdown.
Just let yourself luxuriate in that for a bit.
Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 04:50 PM (mf5HN)
This is quite different, and has now become too public. You fix a case by not investigating it, or not investigating it well.
Hillary's over as a candidate, even without public corruption charges, which may be in the mix. The biggest Known Unknown of all.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 04:50 PM (r1fLd)
National Review-Yadda-Yadda-Yadda. FIFY.
Seriously, National Review is so over.
Posted by: Monty James at May 27, 2016 04:50 PM (5OVTu)
obama called the USA 'immoral' today. He said the aftermath of the bombs served as a "moral awakening" for Americans.
I guess obama doesn't think too much of the 'greatest generation.'
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:50 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 04:51 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 04:51 PM (B48dK)
This makes Trump's VP pick extra important.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 04:52 PM (8ZskC)
Google maps shows the Chicagoland freeways all in red, so it will be a long slow crawl.
I might as well stop in S. Bend and see a movie.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 27, 2016 04:52 PM (wYENM)
Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 04:50 PM (mf5HN)
It will last for more than four hours....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 04:52 PM (Zu3d9)
Followed by the announcer saying: And Mrs Clinton, the DNA results are in.
*Tears open the envelope*
And your not Chelsie's mother.
*Balloon drop*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (ptqRm)
Reduced sentence in exchange for working with the feds.
http://tinyurl.com/z2eg9v9
Posted by: JackStraw
Ah, good find. So they both have some deal.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (p2X2f)
It is November 8, 2016. It's, say, 10:25 p.m. or so. The various network anchors are ashen faced as they realize that it will be President Trump.
And. Then. They. Cut. To. Hillary.
Imagine her reaction.
Imagine it being live.
On camera.
Hillary being denied her only goal in life.
By Donald Trump.
Imagine the epic, epic, epic meltdown.
Just let yourself luxuriate in that for a bit.
Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 04:50 PM (mf5HN)
That one is gonna last a lot longer than four hours.
And how about this? She knows all kinds of shit about Obama, blames him for her loss, and decides she has nothing to lose ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (oKE6c)
I can't imagine that he would want to be in the spotlight/WH for a number of reasons. First and foremost he would have to give the appearance of being a supportive, married man to the beast. His long forays on private jets going around the world chasing cooch will become more problematic. Hmmmm
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (oiNtH)
One of the more amazing things about this case is that a lot has been in plain view for a year and MSM have ignored it.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (r1fLd)
Abuela Borracha will walk. and, what is more, she'll do all in her power to destroy those who tried to make trouble for her.
She'll exact revenge against EVERY SINGLE LAST one of th f*ckers who tried to interfere.....
And there's not a damned thing anyone can do about it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (lutOX)
ONE TIME AT CLITORAL ENLARGEMENT CAMP HILDOG'S CLITORAL HOOD GOT STUCK IN MY BRACES.
IT TOOK THE FIRE DEPT WITH THE JAWS OF LIFE, TWO DENTISTS AND A PLUMBER TO SEPARATE US...
WORST 72 HOURS OF MY LIFE.
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MAJOR RECIDIVIST at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (KId5h)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (oKE6c)
And Brian Williams did say that stupid thing about the nukes, but MSNBC has been running a package all day that focuses on Truman's decision and what went into it and how he stood by it to his dying day.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 04:54 PM (1xUj/)
2 - a campaign in such a poor economy isn't a place to use your best protege, best wait until 2020
3 - Biden/Warren is a good place holder for this year, if they win great, they'll be too old to go for re-election in 2020
4 - While not physically unfit, at his age Biden would have been drained by a primary campaign
5 - If Hillary is the nominee, the Clinton gang takes back the reigns of the DNC instead of it remaining under Barky's control
6 - If Hillary wins, she pushes out the Obama people from all the key positions of power.
7 - Even worse for them, If Hillary wins and her health is as poor as we suspect, her VP becomes President in the next 4 years and then becomes the top of the ticket in 2020, aborting the candidacy of the Barky protege
Barky has been letting Benghazi/Emailgate slow play so he can remove any connections to him, and has timed it so he gets to play his hand at a time to hand the nomination to Biden, and thus keep power over the Democrat party and a shadow administration buried in the federal bureaucracy
Posted by: phreshone at May 27, 2016 04:54 PM (12kBq)
I guess obama doesn't think too much of the 'greatest generation.'
Something gets lost in the national history when your father ain't from around here.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:54 PM (ptqRm)
"Over the winter, our budget team and I worked hard to game out the various scenarios we thought we might face in a general election. What would a race against one of the more traditional Republicans look like? How about a race against Donald Trump?"
I wonder if the various scenarios included Hillery facing indictment?
Posted by: mallflower at May 27, 2016 04:55 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 27, 2016 04:55 PM (tIjgN)
Remember.
Please
This email thing is important be has she hid or destroyed her communications about Benghazi
She broke the law
She compromised secuirty
She impeded an investigation
She had her own illegal spy network via Blumenthal.
She concealed her Benghazi communication
She concealed her state department/Clinton foundation pay for play arrangements
She is a monster
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 04:55 PM (zOTsN)
But Hillary can't lose, because she has 100% of the syphilitic lumberjack vote absolutely locked up.
Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2016 04:55 PM (jBuUi)
And how about this? She knows all kinds of shit about Obama, blames him for her loss, and decides she has nothing to lose ...
Cutting diamonds with the hardness.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 04:55 PM (EdhH3)
You've come to the wrong place. The Horde is cold and pitiless, with dead eyes, like a doll's eyes.
Gods, do we have YOU fooled! Trolls, sure, but even those of us who mostly lurk care for our own.
Me member of Moron Tribe. You insult Moron, you insult me. Me get revenge. Worse, me ask AtC to send Ravage.
Got it?
Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 04:55 PM (ZwGES)
Posted by: The Skies Above McClean VA at May 27, 2016 04:56 PM (8ZskC)
The MSM really fucked up this cover up because most readers are easily led to believe he is being charged with hacking her stuff.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2016 04:56 PM (p2X2f)
Please
This email thing is important be has she hid or destroyed her communications about Benghazi
She broke the law
She compromised secuirty
She impeded an investigation
She had her own illegal spy network via Blumenthal.
She concealed her Benghazi communication
She concealed her state department/Clinton foundation pay for play arrangements
She is a monster
But Trump is worse. He will end the Republic.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 04:56 PM (EdhH3)
Posted by: Palerider at May 27, 2016 04:57 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Ioseph Stalin at May 27, 2016 04:57 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:57 PM (RDOwl)
If you haven't seen the Catherine Herridge video in the link I posted above you should watch it. She makes much the same case you made about how unusual and difficult it is to extradite someone like Guccifer unless national security is involved.
She finished the piece by saying when the Guccifer thing was first announced, there were only two Fox reporters on hand for the announcement and today this time everyone was there.
This story has gotten beyond the msm's ability to control.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 04:58 PM (/tuJf)
Just let yourself luxuriate in that for a bit."
The mere thought of it warms my cold, cold heart.
Please, God. Please just give us this one thing.
Posted by: tsj017 at May 27, 2016 04:58 PM (4YUWF)
Precisely. One cannot address a societal problem effectively until one has a solid understanding of it.
*lights pipe, puffs thoughtfully*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 04:58 PM (8ZskC)
Zip has that too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:58 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:58 PM (RDOwl)
#MoonLivesMatter
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:59 PM (RDOwl)
"yeah, but it's only a matter of time until it all collapses and we come out on top," they say, as they've said for about the last 20 years.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:00 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 05:00 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2016 05:00 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 05:00 PM (zOTsN)
That said, I am actually more afraid of Bernie beating Trump than Hillary, because he would have more enthusiastic voters and this country is pretty far gone. The bright side would be that even the lefty media types might find Bernie a bridge too far.
Posted by: Soulpatchtony at May 27, 2016 05:01 PM (m40v5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 05:01 PM (ptqRm)
A prurient interest in celebrity lady bits.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:02 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2016 05:00 PM (CNHr1)
Sideboob pics.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 05:02 PM (0mRoj)
Rocket now being fueled and Launch Director confirms go for launch.
35 minutes and counting
http://www.spacex.com/webcast
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:02 PM (iQIUe)
Well, we can count on Hitlery to fire every weapon in her arsenal, including the Doomsday Bomb.
We may not see her discharges (so to speak) on the MFM, but sudden retirements, lost fortunes, deaths, unexpected endorsements, odd mergers and other econo-political news that doesn't make sense may well be her part of the Deep State attacking...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:02 PM (KId5h)
---------
If the Dems wanted Warren, she would get on every state ballot - and I doubt the Bernie folks would be that upset if Warren were to leapfrog over him.
Posted by: SH at May 27, 2016 05:03 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:03 PM (RDOwl)
Without her Preatorian Guard in media, Hillary can't go on TV any more.
Less than two weeks ago, Chuck Todd let her do a 10-minute infomercial on Meet the Press. Now he's says the IG report alone would disqualify her from appointed office.
And she still can't put Bernie away ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 05:04 PM (r1fLd)
He thought that I would be impressed because McCain is a Republican. He couldn't understand why I was laughing. McCain is GOP lite at best and a doddering fool with Graham's head up his ass. Of course the establishment don't want Trump....they have a good gig going and don't want anything to upset the apple cart.
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:04 PM (oiNtH)
***
Maybe...
But at least she didn't offer an old woman a lot of money to move....
So there's that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:04 PM (lutOX)
I invite all the hoard to pause on Memorial Day at 1800 hours (that's 6:00PM for the Marines out there) an lift a quiet toast "To Absent Comrades." I have been doing this now for 20 years as a reminder to those who gave all. Now, among my network of friends, colleagues and allies, it is a global thing.
May all of you have a great weekend.
To Absent Comrades.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2016 05:05 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: Buddy at May 27, 2016 05:05 PM (W41Dn)
Posted by: NCKate at May 27, 2016 05:05 PM (IZFV4)
Yeah - think of trigglypuff with real power.
Radical students have always been among the most fanatical and cruel followers of despots. The German students of 1933 were far more well educated than our band of nitwits - and they loved Adolf.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 27, 2016 05:05 PM (u0lmX)
Go to this site and search in the gals Malkin mentions.
You can ignore the fashion snark - there's pics.
http://www.gofugyourself.com/
Here's a start - NSFW
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z9stn8g
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 05:05 PM (NOIQH)
He'll nuke the fucking Moon just for laughs.
How is he going to be able to put an enormous Trump sign on the Moon that can be seen from Earth if he nukes it?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 05:05 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 05:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 27, 2016 05:06 PM (9krrF)
I just have a hard time buying his punches being very significant. Maybe he'd leave a mark with a slap.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 05:06 PM (39g3+)
http://www.spacex.com/webcast
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:06 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mister Magoo
And don't forget 'unprecedented'! Because, um, he made it into the oval office by noon and worked until 3:00pm.
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:07 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 05:07 PM (4ng05)
How is he going to be able to put an enormous Trump sign on the Moon that can be seen from Earth if he nukes it?
Hahaha, who knows. He'll find a way.
But I was just reminded of that Daffy Duck and Marvin Martian cartoon where they blow up the Moon and are dangling from the point on the bottom of the crescent.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (zOTsN)
If we can have side boobs, why not side balls? Let's start seeing some half dressed guys.
Done!!
http://www.gofugyourself.com/well-played-olympian-abs-08-2012
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (NOIQH)
Yeah, but I hate to interrupt. Still ...
Had to get four new tires for the Crown Vic P-71 today. Close to $500, given we wanted decent ones for these crappy Texas County Roads.
The garage's courtesy safety inspection said our rear brakes were shot, including scored and rusted rotors. Entirely possible, since we had to haul the lawnmower out of a saturated back yard last year, and the car went hub-deep, so after a bit of discussion, Mr. Empire and I agreed to it.
Before we moved to Texas, such jobs are ones we had the place and tools to do for ourselves. We lost both in the move, so now we have to pay to have it done. The only thing in our favor is that not having to pay for heating oil has let me save up enough to have both done.
But we'd still rather do it ourselves, just to be sure it was done right. However, given our ages and the other circumstances ... GRUMP!
Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (ZwGES)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 05:05 PM (lKyWE)
***
Mooninites for Hillary?
Doubtful....even though they do whatever they want to whomever they want, at all times, they still have some pride and dignity.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (4ErVI)
You honestly want to see some hairy, old wrinkly balls?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (EdhH3)
Pixy: FIX. YOUR. SHIT.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 05:10 PM (zOTsN)
May the memories of the four heroes she got killed hound her all the way to Hell
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (zOTsN)
***
Dude! That was like two years ago! - Van-driving hack who became a State Department spokesman, two years ago......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:10 PM (lutOX)
Great Memorial Day weekend to all.
I'll be remembering my Dad, authentic hero - if you saw Band of Brothers, you essentially saw my dad's service in the war. I miss him dearly. My brother as well, he served at the same time I did during Vietnam and passed way too early.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 05:11 PM (4ng05)
My '03 P-71 is getting its forehead(top manifold) replaced...
Tires are pricey for them, but well worth it performance wise...
Last time I had her up to 125 mph I appreciated my tires.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:11 PM (g8Hfr)
Cavil's pet "It Won't Happen But It Would Be Cool" scenario is as follows.
The DNC convention approaches. With HRS losing to Trump by an amount outside the margin of error, the Chicago Crew pulls the pin on HRC and prepares to parachute Joey Pluggs.
And then Biden has a catastrophic health event.
REMEMBER: Biden has already had one. That tends to increase the chances of another greatly.
Suddenly, Hellary's auguring in and there's no cavalry coming over the horizon. Withdrawing prosecution at this stage will make the entire thing so blatantly obvious even the dimmest LIVs will twig that, y'know guys, Something Is Not Right Here.
Like I say, a body can dream.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 27, 2016 05:11 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2016 05:12 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 27, 2016 05:12 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Barney Frank at May 27, 2016 05:12 PM (lKyWE)
Something gets lost in the national history when your father ain't from around here.
But, his U. S. army uncle freed the Jews at Auschwitz.
I don't believe Barry did very well in world history. But we'll never know.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 05:13 PM (1ZOkK)
Not offended, just disappointed. The neck tattoo bothers me more than the see-thru dress. One you can just change your clothes, the other is wear turtlenecks to the beach.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 27, 2016 05:13 PM (vxysY)
I love the smell of Massengill in the morning. It smells like... Victory!
Oh, Huma, be a dear and pick up my pessary, it keeps falling out...
Posted by: Hitlery Loves Huma at May 27, 2016 05:13 PM (KId5h)
Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 05:13 PM (ZwGES)
Yep, if the Clinton Machine goes down, so does the Democrat Party, at least a bit, for a while. Can't have that. The money is flowing like crazy. Look how much Hillary is raking in and spending? Not to mention side money spent propping that nasty beeatch up.
It's TGIF, anyway. Time to relax the brain.
*Cheers!*
Lillet blanc + S.Pelligrino + orange slice + ice = easy.
Comfortably numb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7EpSirtf_E
go for it
I had a thought. Trump should merchandise his hair. On garden gnomes with golden hair, gold-topped mushrooms and blond flamingos.
Gnomes everywhere. Gnomes traveling the world.
Mushroom tops everywhere.
Trump Merchandise.
Why not? Isn't that where we are?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:13 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:14 PM (iQIUe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBYC4f79iXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPYOtCFSLKw
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 05:14 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at May 27, 2016 05:14 PM (OF/aZ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 27, 2016 05:14 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:14 PM (RDOwl)
I have Vs....
Yup...you can't make the vroom if your tires are trying to go boom.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:14 PM (g8Hfr)
Well, mainly just strippers.
Anyone notice that the guy who heads the Federal Reserve looks like Bernie Sanders?
And how come as woman get old they get haircuts like old men?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 27, 2016 05:15 PM (ej1L0)
If Meat-Eaters Acted Like Vegetarians
Via Lizzy
Awesome Lizzy! lol, too funny.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:15 PM (qCMvj)
You know, if they called it SpaySeX instead of SpaceX, more people would tune in to their launches and crashes.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:16 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 05:13 PM (1ZOkK)
***
He never claimed that.
And it was true.
And you're a racist for knowing history.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:16 PM (lutOX)
At this stage try to imagine a scenario that works for Hillary. I can't.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 05:16 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:16 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 05:17 PM (NOIQH)
She's shot full of tranquilizers and institutionalized and we never see or hear her again.
Bill passes away from his injuries a few months later, and Chelsea's marriage breaks up and she goes all Grey Gardens at her parents' place in Chappaqua, leaving the kids to be raised by a daft old nanny.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 05:17 PM (1ZOkK)
"Why are you paying close attention anyway comrade?"
//OFA goons
I have no trouble believing Barry had an uncle in the Red Army.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:17 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 05:17 PM (zOTsN)
Merch. That's the cool way to say 'merchandise' today.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:14 PM (RDOwl)
sorry, my bad
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:18 PM (qCMvj)
My thinking its been a purposeful slow walk all along by the FBI, nothing happens until after the election and what that is depends upon who is elected.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2016 05:18 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 27, 2016 05:12 PM
But Pixyware loves you, & forgives your quirks.
Posted by: The Hamsters at May 27, 2016 05:18 PM (OF/aZ)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:18 PM (KId5h)
That's my position and I'm sticking to it and masturbating to it tonight
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:19 PM (Ozsfq)
Decrying the loss of decorum in ladies fashion is a loosing argument because noticing the bad behavior that some engage in to gain notoriety merely encourages even worse behavior to gain even more notoriety. (1920s swimwear vs today)
I don't want to imply that Michelle Malkin is a misogynist but this sideboob sidebar is just begging to have this appended (from Instapundit) "half of all misogynist tweets come from women"
Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 05:19 PM (0LmgR)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:19 PM (RDOwl)
She's shot full of tranquilizers and institutionalized and we never see or hear her again.
Bill passes away from his injuries a few months later, and Chelsea's marriage breaks up and she goes all Grey Gardens at her parents' place in Chappaqua, leaving the kids to be raised by a daft old nanny.
You nailed non fiction. Now do fiction.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:19 PM (EdhH3)
Without her Preatorian Guard in media, Hillary can't go on TV any more.
I wish. I had to watch her on the Ellen DeGeneres show for an hour Wednesday. It's why I was thrilled to go into surgery.
Posted by: Gloom, Despair and Agony on Me at May 27, 2016 05:20 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2016 05:18 PM (ODxAs)
I don't think that can happen. Nobody wants that, because shit WILL leak and the dems do not want to be caught with a fatally wounded candidate.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:20 PM (Ozsfq)
http://www.gofugyourself.com/billboards-ciara-05-2016
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 05:17 PM (NOIQH)
one of them
the anecdote about the Clooney's was funny too
her dress kept sweeping up, and ole Georgie didn't care
why not? Share your wife. Or, whatever you call the person next to you.
We're all the same. We have no sex. Share the androgynous!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:20 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 05:20 PM (ZwGES)
Posted by: Barney Frank at May 27, 2016 05:21 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2016 05:21 PM (ODxAs)
Unlimited LadyBoyTV for south Asia!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:18 PM (KId5h)
=========
Cool! We can see more eggplant bus rape.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:21 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:21 PM (Ozsfq)
Hillary has unleashed the Furies upon herself, let us pray.
Seriously, if she doesn't find a graceful exit right now, we'll see the greatest Downfall in 70 years. It'll be Epic, it'll be Biblical.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 05:22 PM (r1fLd)
Chelsea's kids get raised by a pack of wolves
And grow up to be excellent citizens.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:22 PM (EdhH3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:22 PM (Ozsfq)
I don't want to imply that Michelle Malkin is a misogynist but this sideboob sidebar is just begging to have this appended (from Instapundit) "half of all misogynist tweets come from women"
Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 05:19 PM (0LmgR)
speaking of,...
love these boots
Belt and boots all in one.
https://www.manoloblahnik.com/ca
safe for work
safe for men and women
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (qCMvj)
That's my position and I'm sticking to it and masturbating to it tonight
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:19 PM (Ozsfq)
No offense meant, but how long have we heard that?
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lbcdD)
And the truth is that the majority of the party would be tickled pink to have an actual Communist *who's polling very well against the GOP candidate* as their nominee. A few rich centrist Wall Street types might grumble a bit, but even they won't mind that much. They've made their pile. A Sanders presidency would still give them the cultural victories they want, even if he cuts into their lavish incomes a bit... which he probably won't. Rich, connected people tend to do fine under leftist authoritarian regimes.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (xN1DB)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (NgmvY)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (6Ll1u)
Damn you gay congressman sock
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:17 PM (g8Hfr)
***
nope.
Mao-mao's, certainly. But the Red Army would never have the likes of him. I've known Red Army vets of the GPW - they hated Stalin to a man.
Barry -or some hypothetical ancestor - would have been a political officer, the dudes what got killed by their own men at the first chance.
I picture any ancestor of his, in WWII, facing us at Normandy.
(And in WWII, the only muzzies on the battlefield in any appreciable numbers were in the Balkans, slaughtering Jews and Serbs, or else serving as auxiliary units to the Wehrmacht.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lutOX)
West Louisiana is similar "road cleaning" is the rain.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (g8Hfr)
the anecdote about the Clooney's was funny too
her dress kept sweeping up, and ole Georgie didn't care
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although I'm not sure what he could have done, short of covering her crotch with his hand.
It was a gorgeous dress actually, designed only to give a glimpse of a full leg as she walked -- but she should have tested it for outdoor wear. The wind left her overexposed and looking as if she'd forgotten to put on a slip or something.
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (pC96u)
Bill's neuro-syphilis has gotten bad enough he cant be trusted to stay on message... or behave himself... and thus he has been sidelined.
He'll be brought out as side candy only, carefully medicated and programmed, at select rallies far away from public interaction.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (KId5h)
Or as someone mentioned yesterday, she goes all Norma Desmond in her manse that is crumbling around her as her faithful manservant Carville is relegated to keeping her glass full of bourbon and dusting her off once a week.
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (KId5h)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:21 PM (Ozsfq)
Any truth to the rumor that Webster is planning to use this as an example in their definition of irony?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (4ng05)
"Do you ever have deja vu, Mrs Lancaster?"
"I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen."
If you remember the movie those lines are from...the lady who played Mrs Lancaster is dead.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2016 05:21 PM (ODxAs)
good luck, they just voted to uphold the stankuary city
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (qCMvj)
I was speaking of the Dunhaminskis....
and yeah totes NKVD types.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lbcdD)
The bad news is piling up and fast...and even some in the MSM are pounding her ( sorry for that disgusting allusion). AND as important her polling is plummeting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (zoehZ)
Just let yourself luxuriate in that for a bit."
The mere thought of it warms my cold, cold heart.
Please, God. Please just give us this one thing.
.Posted by: tsj017 at May 27, 2016 04:58 PM (4YUWF)
A splendid vote of no confidence.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (ZVFID)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lutOX)
There must have been muslims in the Vichy French forces fighting the Allies in Syria & North Africa.
Posted by: Everyone, everywhere at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (7qAYi)
it'll be Sanders. He earned those delegates. To drop in anyone else would be to ignite a civil war within the Evil Party.
----------------
I wish I'd mentioned WARREN to that Bernie-bot I was talking to last night. He was wild-eyed at the thought of dropping in Biden, but Biden/Warren? Dang, should have asked.
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (3wHFl)
I think she had a point of some sort, but it's the cheerleader outfit I remember.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (1xUj/)
Foolishly I clicked on the link, and as the swirly swirled, I began to wonder, how much of my browser do I have to unlock.
Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (0LmgR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:26 PM (Ozsfq)
"Do you ever have deja vu, Mrs Lancaster?"
"I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen."
If you remember the movie those lines are from...the lady who played Mrs Lancaster is dead.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (RDOwl)
Didn't you just post that?
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (7qAYi)
No offense meant, but how long have we heard that?
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lbcdD)
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For a while, and it's now happening. The IG report is having a material effect.
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (pC96u)
Ha, you almost had me!
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: Carl at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (tEVs6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (1xUj/)
***
Link, please?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (oiNtH)
I think she had a point of some sort, but it's the cheerleader outfit I remember.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (1xUj/)
She would be my ideal woman. Gorgeous, smart, funny, conservative Catholic.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 05:28 PM (7qAYi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS0I_bjfA1Q
Posted by: An Observation at May 27, 2016 05:28 PM (vt55G)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (1xUj/)
***
Link, please?
Memory only, alas.
I have looked for it over the years but a search is always overwhelmed by really nasty fakes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (1xUj/)
LOL! And boy, were our roads cleaned on the way home from the dealership today ... I was wondering at times if the undercarriage would stay on!
Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (ZwGES)
Posted by: Everyone, everywhere at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (7qAYi)
***
hardly.....
And they certainly lacked the enthusiasm of, say, the Handjar Division, or the folks in Iraq and Palestine.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (0LmgR)
they are just gorgeous up the entire leg boots, attached to a belt for the waist.
a bit pricey, $ 6773.19
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Carl at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (tEVs6)
I can see that.
Just kidding. I don't at all.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (KId5h)
Available exclusively here or in our stores:
LONDON - Burlington Arcade
NEW YORK - 54th Street
HONG KONG - Elements
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:30 PM (qCMvj)
I have looked for it over the years but a search is always overwhelmed by really nasty fakes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (1xUj/)
***
I repeat:
Link, please?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:30 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (oiNtH)
That Trump has to come to him and apologize for not wanting to let Muslims in unvetted and something else, maybe the wall?
Fuck you Geraldo
YOU need a come to Jesus Moment!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:30 PM (Ozsfq)
'footie' chaps then?
Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 05:31 PM (0LmgR)
Will there be resignations in protest, with pressers, if she isn't indicted?
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016
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No.
Look, plenty of agents might be hopping mad. They might be willing to leak stuff to the press. But at the end of the day they have good jobs, and they've got private school tuition for and mortgage payments $800,000 house in Loudon County to pay for.
And they're not being asked to do anything immoral or illegal. They did their jobs. They investigated. They recommended indictment. If their boss, or their boss's boss, or their boss's boss's boss spikes the indictment, well, that sucks dog balls. But what is resigning going to do? Leave them unemployed, and possibly on the receiving end of whatever a Hillary IRS can throw at them when they find gainful employment.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 27, 2016 05:31 PM (xN1DB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (1ZOkK)
It's a sad day
when Dana's away.
But, at least there is Greg,
who messes with my head.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:31 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Carl at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (tEVs6)
Carl's been betting heavy on the Cubs to win the World Series the last 80 years
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:31 PM (Ozsfq)
YOU need a come to Jesus Moment!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:30 PM (Ozsfq)
Or Jesus will come to you. And he'll bring Jamie & Santiago & the rest of his cousins.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 05:32 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:32 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Loretta Lynch at May 27, 2016 05:32 PM (9mTYi)
YOU need a come to Jesus Moment!
You think his daughter being in a stadium that was targeted in the Paris attck might have been it
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 05:32 PM (lKyWE)
PLEASE!
https://youtu.be/A9DKyRH2WTs
S-O-R-O-S
Because Sven loves you....
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:33 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 05:31 PM (0LmgR)
Bawney orders Extra-wide Calf model
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:33 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 05:00 PM (B48dK)
Kinda spooky if you ask me.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 27, 2016 05:33 PM (CFc5L)
And they're not being asked to do anything immoral or illegal. They did their jobs. They investigated. They recommended indictment. If their boss, or their boss's boss, or their boss's boss's boss spikes the indictment, well, that sucks dog balls. But what is resigning going to do? Leave them unemployed, and possibly on the receiving end of whatever a Hillary IRS can throw at them when they find gainful employment.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 27, 2016 05:31 PM (xN1DB)
Yeah I don't think so...If the FBI recommends indictment and if they do it will leak out and Fredo's Justice Department does nothing, that should still be enough to kill her or just as good or not better, leave her as a hopelessly flawed candidate who will lose in al but the most heavily blue states
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:34 PM (Ozsfq)
It couldn't be for Convenience.
If you think it was to avoid FOIA and Congress, why wouldn't you just run separate e-mail accounts, one official and one "private," like everyone else in government?
Can't take the risk of the "personal" getting exposed, now could we?
No, there has to be another reason. Wonder what that could be?
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 05:34 PM (r1fLd)
S-O-R-O-S
Because Sven loves you....
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:33 PM (g8Hfr)
what the heck?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:34 PM (qCMvj)
The irony is that if Hillary were to be indicted (and she had to drop), Trump's chances of winning would actually become near zero.
Posted by: Carl at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (tEVs6)
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http://tinyurl.com/hfrfbmo
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:35 PM (JmjOe)
***
Pinoy babe in a cheerleader outfit....
Yes, God loves us....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:35 PM (lutOX)
I love Geraldo saying Trump is the most narcissistic, annoying candidate...
Does he not hear himself?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:35 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:35 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:35 PM (KId5h)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lbcdD)
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For a while, and it's now happening. The IG report is having a material effect.
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (pC96u)
I sincerely hope you and Nevergiveup are right, but I'm not taking any chances.
I mean, someone I know intimately isn't taking any chances, which is why he bought two new guns and almost 1,000 rounds of ammo on his day off. It's been a really good day, so I hear.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (lbcdD)
Very good Jane! LOL
Or as someone mentioned yesterday, she goes all Norma Desmond in her manse that is crumbling around her as her faithful manservant Carville is relegated to keeping her glass full of bourbon and dusting her off once a week.
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (oiNtH)
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We ought to have a whole thread on this sometime.
My vision: Obama goes Full Attila -- not only prosecutes Hillary but tears down the Foundation as well. The Clintons actually go broke, have to sell assets to pay their legal bills. Bill is told by his doctor to start eating meat or die -- he goes hard vegan and, well. Chelsea has to arrange a MIL unit in her apartment for Homeless Hillary, who ends her days screaming at the television and sending Obama hate-texts like a crazy ex-girlfriend.
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (pC96u)
Part of a Hot Air clip back in its early days...
she was mocking Soros....
Donk Underground and KosTard types jerk off to it....
Wonkette Mean Gr=rrrlz'd it.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (g8Hfr)
Dr. Shu-Ju Cheng
Weasel Zippers
And THIS is what is being taught on our college campuses.
Let her go back to China ( I presume? )
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (Ozsfq)
It couldn't be for Convenience.
Her office at state is actually a dead zone so she had to leave her office and go out into the hallway to use her blackberry.That doesn't seem convenient to me
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 05:37 PM (lKyWE)
So Uncle Palp, was this "niece" from the new job, or a holdover from the old one?
I'm still jealous as hell, but at least one of us is having a good time.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:37 PM (lbcdD)
I sincerely hope you and Nevergiveup are right, but I'm not taking any chances.
-------------------
I'm not necessarily making predictions; I'm just saying that movement is finally occurring, and it's definitely against Hillary.
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 05:37 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (CFc5L)
Fat Ass Bitch...I will not print it's name again till it's in jail or hiding in Chappaque under it's bed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:38 PM (Ozsfq)
Somebody hack phone so it Margaret Hamilton's "What A World" every time it rings.
Posted by: DaveA at May 27, 2016 05:38 PM (DL2i+)
The longer I have been procrastinating, the more updates pile up, the more emails and submissions and death threats pour in, and more daunting the task becomes. But I have as of today officially run out of excuses and have finally convinced myself to take the plunge.
The whole process is likely to take weeks, because I have to, in addition to updating the Archive with hundreds upon hundreds of new images and corrections, also must restructure the "categories" of images, because so much new stuff has happened since I started the Archive in 2006 that new chapters are required (and some old chapters need deleting).
Also -- and this is the hardest part -- I am going to implement a system whereby individual images can be linked to. Difficult (for me) coding.
Added all up, the task pile is immense. But I vow to complete it! The world requires it of me.
This comment is my last act of procrastination!
Wish me luck.
Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2016 05:38 PM (jBuUi)
I mean, someone I know intimately isn't taking any chances, which is why he bought two new guns and almost 1,000 rounds of ammo on his day off. It's been a really good day, so I hear.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (lbcdD)
1000 rounds? why is he being so cheap? Shit that's nothing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:39 PM (Ozsfq)
***
Old job.
She used to try to sneak herself into photos I'd take for special occasions.
Very charming young lady she is, too.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:39 PM (lutOX)
Husband is helping son move, and I'm off to look for a microwave for him.
Later.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 05:39 PM (1ZOkK)
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If any Republican were as befuddled by simple email as Hillary, they would be mocked relentlessly by every MSM media outlet, comedian, comedy program, columnist, etc.
But Hillary can't figure out how to use google to figure out when Parks & Recreation is on and she can't manage two email accounts on a single phone. This is the Smartest Woman in America.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 27, 2016 05:40 PM (xN1DB)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:41 PM (EdhH3)
Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (ZwGES)
I'm thinking about looking for a place like that somewhere in ETX, or Southeast TX, or Hill Country, or anywhere else in TX. Generating income is the only issue.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:42 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:42 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Oh, I agree: a non-indictment over recommendations would be politically awful for Hillary. My point is that no FBI agents will resign over it.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 27, 2016 05:42 PM (xN1DB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:42 PM (qCMvj)
***
Wait? the Pinoy?
No, never knew her...
Thought you meant my 'Niece,' "lady Morning Calm,"
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:42 PM (lutOX)
That doesn not include 2 five gallon buckets of spent brass, 40 lbs of smokeless and another 10k in primers.
I also have a lifetime supply of lead and tin in the garage.
Fixerupper does not simply "buy" ammo.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (JmjOe)
But Hillary can't figure out how to use google to figure out when Parks & Recreation is on and she can't manage two email accounts on a single phone. This is the Smartest Woman in America.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 27, 2016 05:40 PM (xN1DB)
It's stuff like that that I think will ultimately kill her...she does not have to dragged into Court ( although that would be better than sex, almost). Most people can see she is either a liar or incompetent and neither is the way to get to 1600 Penn Ave
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:39 PM (lutOX)
I bet.
I'm only 3 hours away if she has a twin, or a mom, or an aunt, or whatever. : )
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (lbcdD)
http://tinyurl.com/jf4pqaw
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (KId5h)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:44 PM (iQIUe)
That doesn not include 2 five gallon buckets of spent brass, 40 lbs of smokeless and another 10k in primers.
I also have a lifetime supply of lead and tin in the garage.
Fixerupper does not simply "buy" ammo.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (JmjOe)
That's awesome.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:44 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 27, 2016 05:42 PM (xN1DB)
Maybe, maybe not...some old timer with enough years in or a nice security job awaiting him or her on the outside? But either way, the leaks will kill her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:44 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (/tuJf)
Good for her. The Statists will, likely, shoot her last.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (NvC7m)
Fat Ass Bitch...I will not print it's name again till it's in jail or hiding in Chappaque under it's bed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:38 PM (Ozsfq)
Bitch it is. Thanks.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (CFc5L)
Stuck the landing! 10/10!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (KId5h)
***
East German judges give it a 7.0.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:42 PM (lutOX)
Lol, whoever she was last night, or the night before, or whenever.
Is the Empress looking over your shoulder? : )
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (lKyWE)
Boo! No chanting of USA. Did Musk tell them not to? I hope not. He's on record for believing in American Exceptualism.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (RDOwl)
USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:44 PM (iQIUe)
eh?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (qCMvj)
I have 12 k in .22lr alone. Seriously. No joke. Deep packed from 20 years ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (EdhH3)
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (NgmvY)
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:39 PM (Ozsfq)
"He" doesn't have unlimited funds at the moment.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:47 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at
Geraldo is just still butthurt from being fired from Trump on Celebrity Apprentice with Leeza Gibbons winning.
Also, that he is an insufferable boob.
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:47 PM (oiNtH)
Good for her. The Statists will, likely, shoot her last.
We'll do it first.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:47 PM (EdhH3)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (RDOwl)
====
I shoot an average of 1k rounds a month.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:47 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Really. I mean I can eat that in a minute or two.
Posted by: SAW at May 27, 2016 05:47 PM (9mTYi)
***
my thunder-buddy was a charming and intelligent and very good girl from Taipei.... Very good girl, indeed.
The Empress is with her kid sister....and I wish I were there with them.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:48 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (EdhH3)
I have 500
I hate you.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:48 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:47 PM (lbcdD)
Fair enough... Maybe we can start one of these funds for him...The " Be prepared" fund
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:48 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Peter North at May 27, 2016 05:48 PM (NvC7m)
The fact that Hillary has come as far as she has shows that no one on the D side cares at all about any of this. She's just as bulletproof as Obama.
Democrats require their base to be stupid and gullible. If their base had any brains at all they wouldn't be Democrats. Or vote for them.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2016 05:48 PM (AroJD)
The fact that Hillary has come as far as she has shows that no one on the D side cares at all about any of this. She's just as bulletproof as Obama.
Democrats require their base to be stupid and gullible. If their base had any brains at all they wouldn't be Democrats. Or vote for them.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2016 05:48 PM (AroJD)
yeah but she is starting to get slaughtered amongst "Independents"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:49 PM (Ozsfq)
No, I mean you'll be able to dispatch a lot of zombies if you had to.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:50 PM (RDOwl)
What happens to someone if you shine a lazer pen right into their eye? I'm asking in case I have to testify before Congress someday.
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 05:50 PM (pC96u)
I'll be happy when my total in-stock count clicks over the six-figure count.
Better than zero percent money in the bank.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2016 05:50 PM (McRlu)
Hey Party at my house tonight!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:50 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:48 PM (Ozsfq)
"He" would be quite grateful, lol, since money is tight.
"He" is still learning, but is very eager.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:50 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (rWB8J)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (qCMvj)
---
SpaceX launched a Falcon 9 rocket with ThaiCom 8 satellite; First Stage returned and landed on the floating landing pad.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (EdhH3)
I have 500
I hate you.
A very long time ago, Sam's Club sold double bricks shrink wrapped. Whenever we went in, I'd grab a package. Have 8 of those. Have six of the 550 round boxes of Wal Mart stuffs with the $9.95 tag on them like they used to sell.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (EdhH3)
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I know, Im just not one of them ammo horder types. I actually turn my stash fairly regularly, esp 9mm and 45acp
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (1xUj/)
***
Link, please?
Memory only, alas.
I have looked for it over the years but a search is always overwhelmed by really nasty fakes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (1xUj/)
++++
http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/25/the-defeatocrats-cheer/
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2016 05:52 PM (R+30W)
Also, that he is an insufferable boob.
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:47 PM (oiNtH)
Geraldo? Pfft! We kicked that guy out for not meeting our standards years ago.
Posted by: Loyal Order of Insufferable Boobs, Local #702 at May 27, 2016 05:53 PM (UHKOQ)
Has anyone paying attention to the sonorous droning of the gasbag candidates heard any of them promise to round up all the Kardashians, Jenners and their hangers-on, trundle them into a spaceship and fire the lot into the far side of the moon yet?
No one? Because whoever does will have my vote, providing they start preparing the rocket.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2016 05:53 PM (yfLR3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (jR7Wy)
thanks, I figured it out, I'm at the slow uptake phase atm
the droneship is cool in itself
I should put on my SpaceX shirt. A bit late to the party.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:53 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:53 PM (iQIUe)
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Cool.... I just cant justify buying 22lr at 10 cents a round when I can reload a 9mm for 3 cents.
I have started to pick a brick up here and there tho now the cost is down to 7 cents a round
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:54 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (JmjOe)
Lotta hobos in your neighborhood, then?
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2016 05:54 PM (UHKOQ)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 05:54 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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NGU, I love you like a brother (easy there sailor), but I do not believe that the email thing will ever even become a significant national campaign issue.
Example: In the local Gannett paper, the only reporting yesterday was a small note on the front page which said "Hillary criticized for emails, page 7A".
Note 'criticized', as though someone (probably a hateful Republican) said "Tut, tut".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2016 05:54 PM (9mTYi)
I know, Im just not one of them ammo horder types. I actually turn my stash fairly regularly, esp 9mm and 45acp
Ever shoot at a Chevy Suburban with a 9mm to find out what would happen to the passengers inside?
This guy did. He shoots all kinds of shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y8Sbyls8Uc
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:55 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:53 PM (qCMvj)
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I find your lucky beefcake shirt thrillingly offensive, madam!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 05:55 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2016 05:54 PM (UHKOQ)
...... not any more.....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:55 PM (JmjOe)
One could imagine a rewrite of 'The Rolling Stones' where the twins find a Falcon 69 at the junk rocket lot for their fixer upper...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:56 PM (KId5h)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 05:56 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 05:57 PM (qUNWi)
Have a fun weekend y'all.
don't put the news on, it's just the scoamt trying to hog the news cycle
something's bound to drop
movie time
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:57 PM (qCMvj)
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Go for the dark side. That's where the secret Nazi base is.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 05:57 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 27, 2016 05:58 PM (itfg0)
Can't blame you one bit. I've shot 4 rounds in three years because of replacement costs. I can shoot .22 cal RWS/Dana cheaper.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:59 PM (EdhH3)
Posted by: KIllerdog at May 27, 2016 05:59 PM (eiJn/)
Hillary gets indicted... the Wednesday after she is elected President.
Then, the Dem electors will vote in her Obama-selected Veep as President... and someone much, much worse as the new Veep.
Say "hello" to President Julian Castro or President Perez...
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 27, 2016 05:59 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 05:59 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2016 06:00 PM (9mTYi)
I want the criticism to be ' Hilllary and Obama abandoned four of our heroes to die' . Obama has gotten a pass from the day it happened.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:00 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 27, 2016 06:01 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2016 06:00 PM (9mTYi)
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Craziness. Total lunarcy.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 06:01 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2016 05:53 PM (yfLR3)
I blame our constitution for these pestiferous celebrities befouling our culture.
Seriously. It specifically forbids handing out titles of nobility.
But...
I'm coming to understand that "royalty" or "nobility" as a class is an inescapable concept. Therefore, we're going to get a "royal" class anyway, whether we want one or not.
So in lieu of an actual misbegotten, inbred "royal" class, we get a bunch of misbegotten, inbred celebrities and their hangers-on and wannabes cluttering up the place. There's just no escape.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2016 06:01 PM (UHKOQ)
I commented on the article that the only gap regarding FAB's email usage and server was a gap in ethics and obeying the law. I received over a hundred likes.
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 06:01 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at May 27, 2016 06:02 PM (NuElX)
Hillary gets indicted... the Wednesday after she is elected President.
Then, the Dem electors will vote in her Obama-selected Veep as President... and someone much, much worse as the new Veep.
This is actually a plausible.
I do say "plausible" tho not likely.
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: person at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (mFkVC)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: FBI recommendation to indict at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (g6VuL)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at May 27, 2016 06:04 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 27, 2016 06:04 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 06:04 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2016 06:05 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (MNgU2)
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You mean after she snubbed Trump very publicly abd used the local press as her personal message boys????
Seriously Joe.... get that thing checked. Its been way longer than four hours.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 06:05 PM (JmjOe)
Well, comedy gold and magical cheetohs dust anyway.
Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at May 27, 2016 06:06 PM (24c3y)
I guess Governor Martinez is out as a possible VP running mate. Trump threw her under the bus at his New Mexico rally.
She threw herself under the bus by doing her best Paul Ryan impersonation
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 06:06 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:06 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:07 PM (KId5h)
Aw Trump didn't get his ass kissed. Of course he must respond like the thin skinned narcissist he is.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:08 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 06:09 PM (zoehZ)
I guess Governor Martinez is out as a possible VP running mate. Trump threw her under the bus at his New Mexico rally.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (MNgU2)
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Hah, so? When their interests re-converge they'll kiss and make up over a Taco Bowl. I can just see the tweet. "I love Hispanic women!"
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 06:09 PM (pC96u)
I am disappointed that it is apparent that they ordered them to not do the USA chants. OTOH, they did end their broadcast by thanking those who died in service to our country.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 06:10 PM (iQIUe)
LadyBoyTV8 looks to be GTG and will be checking itself for sores and lesions before beginning it's drag around the block...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:10 PM (KId5h)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 06:10 PM (7qAYi)
separation looks clean...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:07 PM (KId5h)
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Then you're doing it wrong. Oh....wait...what are you talking about?
Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2016 06:11 PM (+x6aV)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:08 PM (MNgU2)
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The value of all people will henceforward be judged on how adulatory they are towards Mr. Trump. Former ideological designations have no meaning.
Any deviation will be met with excommunication.
Posted by: person at May 27, 2016 06:11 PM (mFkVC)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2016 05:52 PM (R+30W)
Ah yes. Thank you!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 06:11 PM (1xUj/)
Wasn't Johnny Mac ridiculed by the media because he physically can't use a computer thanks to the wonders of DRV medicine?
Posted by: Fox2! at May 27, 2016 06:11 PM (0Ayrc)
Aw Trump didn't get his ass kissed. Of course he must respond like the thin skinned narcissist he is.
Oh please what are you 8 years old? She was a candidate for a position and told the guy hiring her she was to busy to show up for an interview.Grow up
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 06:12 PM (lKyWE)
I am disappointed that it is apparent that they ordered them to not do the USA chants. OTOH, they did end their broadcast by thanking those who died in service to our country.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Glad they didn't apologize for Hiroshima.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 06:13 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 06:12 PM (lKyWE)
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waste.of.breath.
lets go back to talking about guns and ammo.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 06:13 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:14 PM (KId5h)
Is that your go to retort. Grow up?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:15 PM (MNgU2)
1) Successful spacex thingie;
b) Michelle Malkin in a cheerleader costume;
iii) Eris playing in the thread!
*raises G ampersand T*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 06:16 PM (1xUj/)
IV) Pissing in Hitlery's mouth and telling her it's Huma's...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:18 PM (KId5h)
Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 06:20 PM (B48dK)
For some reason I can't get the volume on my TV go get loud even when it's at 100. I had this problem once before (I think), but can't figure out how to fix it again. I've been through everything on the menu and no luck. I can hear the sound, but you have to basically be sitting next to it to hear it.
Not that there's much on TV anyways. Landlord has AT&T Uverse here, and I can hardly find a thing worth sitting and watching on hundreds of channels. What a wasteland.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 06:22 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: rickb223
****
Sittin' on some gold ovuh thar
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 27, 2016 06:22 PM (+aCe4)
Is that your go to retort. Grow up?
Yes,we can discuss it furthur when you're done pouting.And eat your vegetables
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 06:23 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 06:24 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:18 PM (KId5h)
Watch it, bud, MSNBC tossed my ass out the door for saying things like this.
Posted by: Martin Bashir, former NBC Wizard of Smart at May 27, 2016 06:24 PM (UHKOQ)
abandoned four of our heroes to die' . Obama has gotten a pass from
the day it happened.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:00 PM (MNgU2)
I agree. I think Obama deserves much more blame than Hillary for Benghazi.
Hillary didn't send the security that Ambassador Stevens asked for, and that is on her.
But, once the attack started, and the embassy is actually on fire, then it's not a diplomatic matter anymore, it's a military matter, and Obama's refusal to act, and instead jet off to Las Vegas to party with Beyonce - that is on him.
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 06:25 PM (uAvJJ)
For some reason I can't get the volume on my TV go get loud even when it's at 100.
The solution is somewhere in your menu settings. Go to "sound" and see what's selected.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:26 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 04:50 PM
tease
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:27 PM (uyrlv)
Turn it up to eleven. It's one louder.
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at May 27, 2016 06:27 PM (8ZskC)
Years ago I had a neighbor who couldn't sleep one night because the older hard of hearing woman below her had fallen asleep with the volume turned way up. The neighbor realized that since they both had the same cable company, all she had to do was go downstairs and outside and aim her remote through the bedroom window where the loud sound was coming from.
It worked.
Posted by: HH at May 27, 2016 06:28 PM (DrCtv)
Hah, so? When their interests re-converge
they'll kiss and make up over a Taco Bowl. I can just see the tweet. "I
love Hispanic women!"
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 06:09 PM (pC96u)
Not just any taco bowl. A Trump Taco Bowl! It will be yuge and luxurious!
*slaps a Trump logo on a Taco Bell box*
Posted by: Trump! at May 27, 2016 06:28 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:15 PM (MNgU2)
*****
How about grow up and up the voltage as well as the doses of Ritalin?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 27, 2016 06:29 PM (njlvN)
There is probably a choice to allow the TV to adjust the volume automatically. Whatever it is set on now....change it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 06:30 PM (Zu3d9)
We should be more concerned about who Hillary chooses as a running mate.
Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 06:30 PM (f40FU)
>>>Any good military movies on tonight?
Battle of the Bulge and The Longest Day both on TCM.
Both directed by the same guy.
Posted by: HH at May 27, 2016 06:32 PM (DrCtv)
Haven't had a steak in a while. I just watched this weirdo cook a t-bone in the middle of the woods. Now I want one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VycYEOc8Zw
I'll say this: the man knows the secret to a juicy med-rare steak: Searing!
If you know how to sear a steak, chances are it'll come out good.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:33 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 06:30 PM (f40FU)
Oh it will be some diversity candidate of course. Probably tranny. Who wears a dog suit and a tail butt plug.
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 06:34 PM (uAvJJ)
I still get paid, right?
Posted by: The Tuzla Sniper at May 27, 2016 06:34 PM (8ZskC)
>>>Any good military movies on tonight?
Battle of the Bulge and The Longest Day both on TCM.
Both directed by the same guy.
Posted by: HH at May 27, 2016 06:32 PM (DrCtv)
I don't like "Battle of The Bulge" as much as "Battleground", also about The Bulge.
"The Longest Day" however is one of the best.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 06:35 PM (7qAYi)
I was dubious when I saw the flames touch the meat. Flames should never touch the meat! But his steak came out pretty good.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:35 PM (RDOwl)
Hillary gets indicted... the Wednesday after she is elected President.
Then, the Dem electors will vote in her Obama-selected Veep as President... and someone much, much worse as the new Veep.
This is actually a plausible.
I do say "plausible" tho not likely.
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (qUNWi)
Nope... because the VP was not voted in as President... and the US House of Reps has to sign off on the Electoral Vote...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 27, 2016 06:36 PM (qf6WZ)
447 395 Prediction.
Hillary gets indicted... the Wednesday after she is elected President.
Then, the Dem electors will vote in her Obama-selected Veep as President... and someone much, much worse as the new Veep.
This is actually a plausible.
I do say "plausible" tho not likely.
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (qUNWi)
Nope... because the VP was not voted in as President... and the US House of Reps has to sign off on the Electoral Vote...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 27, 2016 06:36 PM (qf6WZ)
Crap.... oh... wait... Paul Ryan is in charge of the House...
Never mind.... he would roll over...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 27, 2016 06:37 PM (qf6WZ)
Works for just about everyone who isn't ChemJeff.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:37 PM (NvC7m)
TLDR: All Leftists are Evil and Un-American Criminals.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 27, 2016 06:38 PM (AdgOS)
1.6 billion? Pffff... I can make that sh*t disappear in the time it takes to fill out an NCAA bracket. Solyndra this, yo.
Posted by: Cool Hand Barky, smooove operatah, king o' da choomies. at May 27, 2016 06:38 PM (24c3y)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:39 PM (RDOwl)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j595xq3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 06:40 PM (rmw+9)
Chemjeff would fuck up a Steak-Um.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:40 PM (RDOwl)
Looks like y'all are finally figuring out how this is gonna go, huh?
There will be NO.INDICTMENT. for the Vag.
Fear the Vag.
Vote the Vag.
Vag/Warren 2016!
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at May 27, 2016 06:40 PM (n0Iwq)
That's not to say she'll be indicted; that's saying she will no longer be the one running for president.
Posted by: Hank at May 27, 2016 06:42 PM (GKsb7)
Chemjeff would fuck up a Steak-Um.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:40 PM (RDOwl)
Oh probably.
Believe it or not, I actually did fuck up cooking spaghetti once
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 06:43 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 06:43 PM (f40FU)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:44 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:44 PM (RDOwl)
Yep. A raging hot cast iron skillet. Then, on the rack it goes for 2-3 min a side.
Perfect steaks. Every time.
And no charcoal or ashes to deal with.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:44 PM (NvC7m)
Posted by: Ahnold at May 27, 2016 06:45 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:45 PM (NvC7m)
Ok, OK i have enough sour grapes saved up to pull the lever for Hillary.
After that, in honor of Cruz. I'll go melt down in traffic.
Posted by: Drider at May 27, 2016 06:46 PM (6Xbsz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 06:46 PM (k4M/B)
That just ain't right.
Posted by: HH at May 27, 2016 06:47 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 06:47 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:48 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 06:43 PM (uAvJJ)
i actually put water on to boil and forgot, burning the pan unmercifully.
snorts at garret!
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:48 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:49 PM (KId5h)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:49 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 06:49 PM (f40FU)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:50 PM (uyrlv)
Hillary needs some gay dudes to give her a makeover. She's a stale frumpy Stepford wife with no sex appeal.
Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 06:49 PM (f40FU)
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She ought to go to Milo's hairdresser.
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 06:51 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:51 PM (3wHFl)
I just don't know of one that would taste good!
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:51 PM (NvC7m)
Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 06:49 PM (f
I don't think there's enough "make over " in the World to save Her...
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (vP09u)
Good country music from Amarillo
and Abilene
The friendliest people
and the prettiest women
You've ever seen
Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (HGtd0)
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (lbcdD)
shoosh
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (NvC7m)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:53 PM (KId5h)
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 06:53 PM (O2RFr)
Chemjeff, fresh pasta cooks in like a minute or 2
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:51 PM (3wHFl)
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No no, chemjeff, don't believe it! It takes a good 30 minutes to melt those stiff, stick-like noodles down. Full rolling boil the whole time.
After which you drain them in a colander very carefully so as to get that nice noodle-shape so familiar to spaghetti lovers.
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 06:53 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:53 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 27, 2016 06:53 PM (NvC7m)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2016 06:54 PM (HGtd0)
The old pasta machines are cool.
I think Ron Popeil made a cheapo electric pasta maker a few years ago. The informercial for it was great.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:54 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 27, 2016 06:55 PM (NvC7m)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:55 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:55 PM (NvC7m)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 06:55 PM (qUNWi)
There was this time in the Army. . .. I was the pots n pans guy on KP, and this army cook was trying to boil macaroni for mac and cheese. . .
Four times I scrubbed carbon off the bottom of that pot.
Posted by: Yusef Tayeb at May 27, 2016 06:56 PM (R/Oab)
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (NvC7m)
Except that the concept of al dente is lost on every blood relative of mine older than me.
I grew up eating mush and didn't know better, which was a mercy, I guess.
For that matter, they overcooked the living daylights out of every vegetable as well.
On the plus side, I have never longed for my mother's cooking vs. my wife's.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2016 06:56 PM (M0ddJ)
just not doing it!
i won't do it well .because i can find it in the aisle at grocers for cheap and time saving.
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:56 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 06:57 PM (lKyWE)
This is exactly why I like watching Giada make Pasta.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:58 PM (NvC7m)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2016 06:58 PM (M0ddJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 06:58 PM (k4M/B)
Dip it in an egg wash
Roll in flour
Fry for 5-6 minutes until golden brown.
Just like they serve at Rao's.*
Mama mia!
*Rao's Bait Shack and Burger Stand
Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2016 06:58 PM (HGtd0)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:58 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 06:59 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:55 PM (NvC7m)
Last time I used whipped egg whites and seltzer water.
They may have been too fluffy!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 06:59 PM (Zu3d9)
Yes....her ex-husband.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 07:00 PM (Zu3d9)
It will be left to Hillary to carry that baggage throughout her reign as well. Heavy burden, I say! Heavy!
Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 07:00 PM (f40FU)
This is exactly why I like watching Giada make Pasta.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:58 PM (NvC7m
sheesh, breaths in.
sorry still not worth the jeers and leers
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:01 PM (vP09u)
Fat Ass Bitch...I will not print it's name again till it's in jail or hiding in Chappaque under it's bed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:38 PM (Ozsfq)
Bitch it is. Thanks.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (CFc5L)
I'm trying to train myself to use "Frau Gruppencankles".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 07:01 PM (LuZz8)
Did I just get Willowed?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 07:01 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:03 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (lbcdD)
Do we need to come over there?
Posted by: washrivergal at May 27, 2016 07:03 PM (CFc5L)
They may have been too fluffy!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 06:59 PM (Zu3d9)
fgs, so we had seltzer way back in the day?
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:04 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 07:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Good Eats at May 27, 2016 07:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 07:06 PM (qUNWi)
We had a real old timey seltzer service when I lived in NYC. (Late Cretaceous).
They'd bring two dozen bottles in a wood crate. There was a nozzle that you'd put on the active bottle. When you were done they'd pick up the crate and leave a new one.
It looked like probably the crates and bottles had been in use since the 1930s.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 07:07 PM (1xUj/)
I see President Dick Breath told a questioner that he isn't sure about ever smoking pot...
I see the HIV Dementia has settled in.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 07:08 PM (KId5h)
Perfect steaks. Every time.
And no charcoal or ashes to deal with.
That's how I cook steaks in the winter, except that I put the cast iron under the broiler for 15 minutes or so. Then slap a salt and peppered steak in it for 2 1/2 minutes each side. Butter or pesto on it when it comes out.
Posted by: dartist at May 27, 2016 07:10 PM (qmou8)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:10 PM (vP09u)
Love the saddle packs of party wings too.
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 27, 2016 07:11 PM (ktzHq)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:12 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 07:12 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:13 PM (vP09u)
Maybe your Costco steaks are better than mine because my Costco stinks for meat.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 07:13 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:14 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 27, 2016 07:14 PM (0LQ4f)
They may have been too fluffy!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 06:59 PM (Zu3d9)
You did too good a job folding them in!
My favorite Matzo Balls are light, fluffy and barely able to hold together, though. I don't enjoy a dense ball.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 07:15 PM (NvC7m)
OT Why is Preznit 4 putt talking Hiroshima?....Wouldn't the actual bombing date be more appropriate?
Posted by: A dude in MI
He'd rather crap on Memorial Day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 07:16 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: HRH Hillary I at May 27, 2016 07:16 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 07:15 PM (NvC7m)
you can like it when you get used to it. in fact maybe preferable.
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:16 PM (vP09u)
My mother would overcook the shit outta red meat. Burgers, steaks.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 07:17 PM (RDOwl)
You like a dense ball.
You know you like it.
Everybody likes it.
I just had a dense ball and I'm ready to
do it again!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 07:18 PM (KId5h)
Speaking of dried out crap, why is it so hard for people to make those little frosted anisette cookies? They're always dry and crumbly.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 07:19 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:19 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 07:20 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: CMU VET at May 27, 2016 07:21 PM (ejB0r)
Hell is full of people who burnt hamburgers to a crisp.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 07:21 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:21 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:22 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 07:23 PM (3wHFl)
Remember those old Champ steaks that came individually wrapped with a tab of butter already on them.That was considered a choice cut by my mother
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 07:23 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: HH at May 27, 2016 07:24 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Bob Costas at May 27, 2016 07:24 PM (gwG9s)
It is. It is a nation ruled by law, just not equally applied.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 27, 2016 07:25 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 07:25 PM (RDOwl)
The traditional US recoilless rifles designed in the 1940s and 1950s like the 57mm, 75m (the one used by the Forest Service to start controlled avalanches) and the 106mm (which is not really a recoilless rifle because it shoots a fin stabilized projectile from a smooth bore) rely on countering the recoil of the projectile shooting out the front of the tube by burning a lot more powder than would be required to shoot an equivalent projectile at an equivalent velocity from a closed breech gun that recoils and venting the exhaust from burning all that powder out the back. This works but it burns a lot of powder for each shot.
The Carl Gustaf improves on this somewhat by using a rocket nozzle on the back to get more thrust to counter the recoil from the burning powder, thus requiring less powder for each shot to achieve the same result.
While the rocket nozzle is nice, it does require some metal working capabilities and either some calculations or a lot of trial and error to figure the correct size for the aperture. The optimum size is where the gas passing through is going at the speed of sound.
I think that it ought to be both possible and legal to make a recoilless shotgun from nothing but a length of steel pipe. The key to making it recoilless is to balance the mass of lead pellets shooting out the front with an equal weight of water shooting out the rear. The concept is something like the WW I era Davis gun used to shoot at submarines from airplanes.
I think that the minimum legal overall length for a shotgun is 26 inches. The barrel has to be a minimum of 18 inches to avoid being classified as a sawed off shotgun but the whole thing is a barrel so 26 inches is the shortest you could go without incurring the ire of BATFE. If you have a balance scale, put the shot and any wads you are going to use on one pan and on the other pan, put a balloon or condom and fill it with water until the two sides weigh the same amount. I think that electric ignition would probably be the easiest way to go with this. Use an Estes rocket igniter and enough wire. Load the lead shot, the powder and igniter and the water filled balloon into the pipe and then fire it by connecting the wires to a battery or capacitor.
As always the normal gun safety rules apply but with this you also have to be careful about what is behind you.
Anyway, enjoy a round of skeet or sporting clays without beating up your shoulder.
Posted by: Obnoxions A-Hole at May 27, 2016 07:26 PM (QHgTq)
Well, you *SAY* that....
Posted by: George Soros, unzipping his fly and pulling out The Thickness at May 27, 2016 07:30 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: huh? at May 27, 2016 07:59 PM (CRXed)
Like the sailors and soldiers in Hawaii December 7, 1941?
Or like when Sherman burned Atlanta?
War is hell. What would you fight for? When would you conscript others to fight for it? When would you second guess people you don't know and understand? What do you know of emperor worship? What do you know about Japanese Industrial practices in WW2?
Posted by: huh? at May 27, 2016 08:05 PM (CRXed)
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