Obligatory If-Hillary-Is-Indicted-Yadda-Yadda-Yadda Post

Whatever. This isn't going to happen. We don't live in a republic; we live in an oligarchy controlled by powerful political groups, and Hillary controls one faction.

Forget superdelegates; we live in a country with supercitizens, and supercitizenship.

But whatever, I don't really feel like posting so here's an easy link.

I guess if it's possible for Trump to be the nominee, it's possible for Hillary Clinton not to be.

But I seriously doubt it.

Posted by: Ace at 04:19 PM




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1 Foist

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 04:20 PM (kTF2Z)

2 Hillary will be inducted if they decide she can't win.

Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 04:20 PM (B48dK)

3 Now to dad the content and summon the corgis.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 04:20 PM (kTF2Z)

4 Inducted into the Bitch Hall of Fame.Sigh.

Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 04:21 PM (B48dK)

5 Shouldn't we at least let the Republican controlled congress try to get to the bottom of this like they did for Fast and Furious, Solyndra, IRS, Benghazi, Obamacare, etc., etc.?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 04:21 PM (4ng05)

6 Don't forget, Jeb! was going to steamroll everyone else and clinch the nomination by drying up all the money.

Predictions are hard.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 27, 2016 04:22 PM (u0s1P)

7 > I guess if it's possible for Trump to be the nominee, it's possible for ....

What a fun game that can be. Fill in the blank!

Posted by: just wait, you won't believe what happens next at May 27, 2016 04:22 PM (IQI2h)

8 Shouldn't we at least let the Republican controlled congress try to get to the bottom of this like they did for Fast and Furious, Solyndra, IRS, Benghazi, Obamacare, etc., etc.?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 04:21 PM (4ng05)


or at least let them fundraise off these issues

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (dBmVV)

9 I'll be partying like it's the end of the world

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (3wHFl)

10 It's...my...Fucking...TURN!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (qJhUV)

11 if only this were a nation of laws...

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (8WVNP)

12 I just don't see how they pull the swap without blowing up the whole thing.

How do you tell Bernie Sanders and his 49% or so of the vote that he can't have the nomination after yanking Hillary?

Had Hilary been unopposed, I think there would absolutely think Obama would have said either drop out and endorse Biden or she would be formally charged.

Posted by: Maritime at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (LZgax)

13 I'll be partying like it's the end of the world
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (3wHFl)

If She were to be indicted I would expect SMOD....

Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (O2RFr)

14 Hillary won't be indicted. Not in this universe, anyway.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 04:24 PM (uAvJJ)

15 Hillary can do whatever she wants.

You need to be careful about what you post to youtube.

Posted by: x at May 27, 2016 04:24 PM (nFwvY)

16 The other question is, how do I say this delicately oh wait I won't Hillary is old and in poor health. Would she even survive to run for re-election?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 27, 2016 04:25 PM (u0s1P)

17 I was willowed on the last thread. this was my reply to those who take issue with the few remaining souls who are willing to take it to the left face to face because they said this icky thing I don't like:

356 Posted by: El Kabong at May 27, 2016 04:06 PM (datdl)

I disagree with some of the things Milo says and does and agree with others. Same is true of Ben Shapiro and ace, for that matter.

During the past dozen years, so many people I once thought were admirable conservatives have fallen from grace - not just Ryan and Rubio but many of the pundits, from Kristol and Noonan to O'Rourke and Kevin Williamson. And that's just scratching the surface.

Now there are people out there doing the hard work of actually facing the SJWs and fighting them - not just by making fun of trolls by typing words on a computer, but by standing there as flesh and blood crybullies get right into their faces and scream hatred and threats. They are looking straight into the eyes of these vicious people and saying "F you."

Are you doing that? I'm not. I'm going to cut anybody who is a big amount of slack. I'm not ready to excommunicate anybody who is out there fighting for free speech because he says stuff I don't like. 'Cause, you know, that's free speech.



Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 27, 2016 04:21 PM (u0lmX)

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 27, 2016 04:25 PM (u0lmX)

18 If they try to slide Biden in at the convention, there will be blood. Berniebots are already spitting mad at the DNC over super delegates. Trying to nominate someone that didn't even run? Not enough popcorn in the world.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)

19 America has shifted from democracy to oligarchy, in the inevitable march of corruption as laid out by Socrates thousands of years ago.

Next step: tyranny.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 04:25 PM (39g3+)

20 Joe Biden vs Donald Trump would be comedy gold

Posted by: wooga at May 27, 2016 04:25 PM (4Tl3i)

21 I told you yesterday that I was exonerated! Do you fucking rubes not know what "exonerated" means, you fucking peasants!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (qJhUV)

22

From the back of the bus; from under the glass ceiling; from the kitchen baking cookies I SHALL OVERCOME!

Posted by: Hitlery Loves Chachi at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (KId5h)

23 I do think the FBI formally recommends indictment and then either the Justice Dept takes the fall or Obama has to formally pardon.

If Trump does win, she'll have to take some plea bargain deal to stay out of jail.

Posted by: Maritime at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (LZgax)

24 she won't be eligible for the Hall until 2021, but she's definitely first ballot.

Posted by: x at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (nFwvY)

25 Teflon. Never gonna happen.

Posted by: NCKate at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (IZFV4)

26 I know they all said McCain was way too old to be elected, and he's still alive, but I'll just say that it wouldn't surprise me if Hillary didn't make it to 2020.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (u0s1P)

27 The only reason I think it's possible is

1. Why did they grant immunity to dumbo and Guccifer

2. Why did they let the State DEPT IG write a damning report

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (zOTsN)

28 I'm willing to shoot some, when the time comes.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 27, 2016 04:27 PM (dBmVV)

29 This and the sideboob thing should swap positions.

Posted by: Friday afternoon blog layout critic at May 27, 2016 04:27 PM (2WoCi)

30 Well, I'm off to buy a historic monument. Though I understand some assembly is required.

Posted by: Merlin, the Early Years.... at May 27, 2016 04:27 PM (J3UIw)

31 27 The only reason I think it's possible is

1. Why did they grant immunity to dumbo and Guccifer

2. Why did they let the State DEPT IG write a damning report

To make it look like they're doing something...

Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 04:27 PM (O2RFr)

32 Joe Biden vs Donald Trump would be comedy gold

Oh they could put that debates on pay per view like WWF matches

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 04:28 PM (39g3+)

33 Hillary, the Edsel of the Democratic party

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 27, 2016 04:28 PM (dULJN)

34 I think Trump has a better chance of beating Cankles than he does of being either Bernie or Slow Joe and Lieawatha, so I hope she is the nominee.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 27, 2016 04:28 PM (u0lmX)

35 or at least let them fundraise off these issues
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 27, 2016 04:23 PM (dBmVV)

"You're a genius!" Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell in unison.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 04:28 PM (4ng05)

36
Biden is a good guy. Everybody like ol Joe, quick with a joke, nice smile. Everybody is a friend to ol Joe.

Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 04:28 PM (0LmgR)

37 >>Joe Biden vs Donald Trump would be comedy gold

True, but Biden is a viper. Like Pelosi, he may not be all that bright, but he's been knifing people in the back for decades. Just look what he did to Paul Ryan. Between the grinny jokester shtick and the posing as a serious elder statesmen spewing utter BS he pwned Ryan. That crap worked on the MSM and LIVs.

I know, Trump is no Ryan, but I wouldn't assume Biden would be a pushover, either.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 04:29 PM (NOIQH)

38 Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 04:26 PM (zOTsN)

Good points, but I think you underestimate the evil at play here.

They have to be seen as doing something, so they allow the minimum. A damning report, some friendly Democrat journalists criticizing her, etc.

But she will fight tooth and nail against these attacks, and will then be framed as a valiant and brave loner fighting the entrenched.

Or some such bullshit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 04:29 PM (Zu3d9)

39

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I WILL NEVER BE OUT OF POWER - OR SUCK A DICK - AGAIN!

Posted by: Hitlery Loves Chachi O'Hara at May 27, 2016 04:29 PM (KId5h)

40 Joe Biden vs Donald Trump would be comedy gold



I might actually watch Trump vs Sanders debate.




Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 04:30 PM (0LmgR)

41 1) Obama hates the Clintons

2) Indicting Hillary gives Obama an easy scapegoat for all his foreign policy fuck-ups

3) Obama gets to play the great unifier and negotiate a unity ticket

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 27, 2016 04:30 PM (ktzHq)

42 I'm convinced she has the Ring of Power, she is invincible but is turning more evil every day.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 04:30 PM (3wHFl)

43 The only reason I think it's possible is

1. Why did they grant immunity to dumbo and Guccifer

2. Why did they let the State DEPT IG write a damning report

To make it look like they're doing something...
Posted by: donna




No, if the fix was in, it wouldn't have gone this far.

This whole spectacle took Hillary from being a shoo-in to now losing to Donald Trump.

Posted by: Maritime at May 27, 2016 04:30 PM (LZgax)

44 I might have missed this.

Have we already discussed the MSNBC segment where Mika basically shits down Hillary's windpipe?

https://amp.tw___.com/v/9b7924d2-a1c1-41de-a3fe-7391efb13eec

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (ptqRm)

45 I'm hoping for the legal theory of a medicus strokeus indictment.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (MNgU2)

46 I amm in no ways tarred

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (dULJN)

47 I'm torn. On the one hand, I want the old crone in prison.

On the other, I'm afraid a Biden/Warren ticket could defeat Trump.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (1ZOkK)

48 Will the FBI demand indictment?

Will there be resignations in protest, with pressers, if she isn't indicted?

Why did DOJ give immunity to anyone connected with this case?


I think if Obama thinks this will tarnish his legacy, he will let her be indicted, party be damned

He only care about his legacy, more than the party

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (zOTsN)

49 18 If they try to slide Biden in at the convention, there will be blood. Berniebots are already spitting mad at the DNC over super delegates. Trying to nominate someone that didn't even run? Not enough popcorn in the world.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)

Yeah. I think Hill will be the nominee - but it would be just peachy with me if they tried to put Biden in over Bern. Really. Try it. Give the finger to all those entitled little crybullies who throw hissy fits over chalk on sidewalks. I'm sure they'll simply nod and wave a sad goodbye to Bernie as he goes back to Vermont.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (u0lmX)

50 Correct Ace, UNLESS Obama wants a purge this is not going to happen.

We are now, a less worthy Republic than Brazil with regards to preventing Strong Man tyranny.

Congrats Democrats.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 04:32 PM (g8Hfr)

51 What are the missing characters in that url?

https://amp.tw___.com/v/9b7924d2-a1c1-41de-a3fe-7391efb13eec

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 04:32 PM (NOIQH)

52 >>America has shifted from democracy to oligarchy, in the inevitable march of corruption as laid out by Socrates thousands of years ago.

>>Next step: tyranny.

Point of order. I believe the steps were Timocracy, Oligarchy, Democracy and then Tyranny.

But no doubt that is where we are heading.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 04:32 PM (/tuJf)

53 that Mika vid needs to go viral, those donks were looking dejected as hell, the might be actually turning on her

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 27, 2016 04:32 PM (dULJN)

54
Five or ten years ago would you have imagined you'd be echoing Cornel West's charge the USA is an oligarchy?



Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:32 PM (RDOwl)

55 I think Trump has a better chance of beating Cankles than he does of being either Bernie or Slow Joe and Lieawatha, so I hope she is the nominee.
Posted by: Donna and V.



So do I , and I really don't think there's any deal the Clintons would take to bow out because they know once they are no longer "on their way to the White House" they scam is over and they won't have the protection racket they need.

Posted by: Maritime at May 27, 2016 04:33 PM (LZgax)

56 I see it happening, but only if Hillary looks like she's going to lose. Of course she won't be punished because of the rule of law - that's a silly, antiquated notion. But if Hilldog keep sinking in the polls, indictment is a nice back up plan for the Dem machine.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 27, 2016 04:33 PM (kumBu)

57 If only that sailor had taken Hillary's online course in, How To Master the Art of Lying - A Lifetime of Dedication. (*Only $99.95 payable to The Clinton Foundation (all proceeds benefit legitimate charitable endeavors, such as Friends of Hillary, Other Friends of Hillary, Hillary is a Friend of Hillary, Yet Other Friends of Hillary, Illegal Servers for Hillary, and many, many more))

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 04:33 PM (4ng05)

58 I think anyone other than Hillary could easily beat Trump. I think Hillary probably does anyway, but that its going to take more cheating and hard work by the media.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 04:33 PM (39g3+)

59 "What are the missing characters in that url?"

Just noticed that they got stripped out

try i.m.g. without the periods between

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:33 PM (ptqRm)

60 I want a Trump Biden debate for the epic epic lulz.

Someone will take a swing.

Someone will be called a lying motherfucker.

Hairplugs EVERYWHERE.

Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 04:33 PM (mf5HN)

61
If they try to slide Biden in at the convention, there will be blood. Berniebots are already spitting mad at the DNC over super delegates. Trying to nominate someone that didn't even run? Not enough popcorn in the world.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)
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So says a Bernie-bot I was talking to last night. "March on Washington!" he declared. "Revolt!" He wants Hillary to get indicted so the true believers can get on with their sacred mission.

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 04:33 PM (pC96u)

62
I might actually watch Trump vs Sanders debate.

FBN just reported that Trump dropped out of the debate with Bernie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 04:34 PM (k4M/B)

63 I've long thought Hillary wouldn't be the D nominee. We're now entering the End Game and I believe this even more than I did before.

What the IG report doesn't say is that the way that Hillary broke State Department rules means that she must have also violated a lot of criminal laws.

With the IG report now public, and with developments possible in the FOIA litigation like Cheryl pleading the Fifth, how can Comey and the FBI not make a criminal referral? If they do, it'll likely leak.

She's already starting to lose some MSM, those who want to pretend they're real journalists. She's lost Mika. She's losing Andrea. Chuck Todd now says that the IG Report alone would disqualify her from being AG.

The timing of the IG Report and the Judicial Watch depositions set up the leak of an FBI criminal referral. You might even say it was planned.

Hillary's already sinking in the polls. She may even lose the California primary.

It's over for her. Even without an indictment, which we won't see for months, if ever.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 04:34 PM (r1fLd)

64 If you're having trouble with the video link, follow Zips link.

It really is devastating .

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=273811

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:34 PM (ptqRm)

65 True, but Biden is a viper. Like Pelosi, he may not be all that bright, but he's been knifing people in the back for decades. Just look what he did to Paul Ryan. Between the grinny jokester shtick and the posing as a serious elder statesmen spewing utter BS he pwned Ryan. That crap worked on the MSM and LIVs.

I know, Trump is no Ryan, but I wouldn't assume Biden would be a pushover, either.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 04:29 PM (NOIQH)

100% correct and then some!

Posted by: washrivergal at May 27, 2016 04:35 PM (CFc5L)

66 >>that Mika vid needs to go viral, those donks were looking dejected as hell, the might be actually turning on her


Ugh, Hillary is so awful, just brimming w/arrogance and entitlement.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 04:35 PM (NOIQH)

67 I know the Malkin thing is ostensibly anti-side-boob, but I've got a semi halfway through the article just from her turgid prose.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (1xUj/)

68 Still waiting for some document drops or something today....

Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (O2RFr)

69 FBN just reported that Trump dropped out of the debate with Bernie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.



I think Trump should do it, elevate Sanders so Hillary comes into the Convention badly demoralized after more losses

Posted by: Maritime at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (LZgax)

70 Any open threads around? I need to grump and get Horde sympathy.

Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (ZwGES)

71 I'm hoping that Hilldog fizzles for whatever reason and then the powers that be try to foist Slow Joe or Humps With Buffalo off on the Donks over Feelz da Bern. Hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (Nwg0u)

72 I think Sanders has been doing to well in the primary for them to substitute anyone else for Hillary at the convention. If they take out Hillary before or at the convention, they will be stuck with Sanders. After the convention though, then they can put in whoever they want should Hillary suddenly become "unavailable".

It would be a desperate act though. Presumably it would be done in an attempt to stop Trump, and it is tough to see how that would work.

Personally, I think the Dems best shot at defeating Trump comes with making Sanders the nominee. If he can win CA, plus with help from Obama's DOJ, they could give Bernie the nod at the convention without too badly pissing off the rank and file and also without looking to stinky to the middle of the road moderates they will need in the general.

I still don't think they will defeat Trump, but it looks like their best shot.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (R+30W)

73
Five or ten years ago would you have imagined you'd be echoing Cornel West's charge the USA is an oligarchy?


Sure, I thought it was then, too. Its just gotten really blatant lately.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (39g3+)

74 anyone who hasn't watched the Mika video needs too. They think its the end. It's a feel good story.

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 27, 2016 04:37 PM (dULJN)

75 Oh, and 4) Seeing a avowed socialist Sanders succeed him in the White House would cement Obama's fundamental transformation of America.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 27, 2016 04:38 PM (ktzHq)

76
Can obama please, pretty please, make a *historic* visit to the Titanic at the bottom of the fucking ocean.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:38 PM (RDOwl)

77 Cheryl Mills was supposed to testify under oath today in the Judicial Watch FOIA lawsuit about Benghazi

Haven't heard anything about that yet.

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 04:38 PM (zOTsN)

78
I'm torn. On the one hand, I want the old crone in prison.

On the other, I'm afraid a Biden/Warren ticket could defeat Trump.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (1ZOkK)
--------------------

Ditto.

Also, I don't know which is more tempting:

1 - Hillary gets busted and the Chelsea Legacy Foundation gets pulled down.

2 - Hillary gets to run and receives a resounding GTFO by American voters.

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 04:38 PM (pC96u)

79
If Clinton Implodes, Democrats May Turn to Biden and Warren

Unfortunately, even if that happens, the virtue signaling by "conservatives" won't stop.

It'll probably get even worse.

Posted by: Gloom, Despair and Agony on Me at May 27, 2016 04:39 PM (RcpcZ)

80 At this point I don't need to see Hillary go to jail although in a just world she deserves it. What I do need to see is her totally and utterly demoralized. I want to watch as she has a very loud and public psychological break when it hits her that her ONE chance for ultimate power is gone forever.

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 04:39 PM (oiNtH)

81 Mike Judge predicted the future in Idiocracy

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 27, 2016 04:40 PM (dULJN)

82 Ideally, Hillary gets to run and receives a resounding GTFO by American voters, then is arrested and marched to prison by the FBI.

But even if Trump wins, I don't see him resisting a big "donation to the charity of his choice" by the Clinton foundation to leave her alone.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 04:40 PM (39g3+)

83 I guess if it's possible for Trump to be the nominee, it's possible for ....

-
If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put Biden in the White House?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 04:40 PM (Nwg0u)

84
Cheryl Mills was supposed to testify under oath today in the Judicial Watch FOIA lawsuit about Benghazi

Haven't heard anything about that yet.
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 04:38 PM (zOTsN)
------------------

Lewis Lukens's transcript is now available.
http://www.judicialwatch.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/JW-v.-State-Lukens-Testimony-01363.pdf

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 04:40 PM (pC96u)

85
Sure, I thought it was then, too. Its just gotten really blatant lately.

You were that cynical ten years ago?

Well, okay, it was 2006 -- a lousy time for the weak and corrupt Chamber of Commerce amnesty-loving Republicans.

How about 15 years ago?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:40 PM (RDOwl)

86 Next Step: Tranny

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 27, 2016 04:41 PM (dBmVV)

87 Mike Judge predicted the future in Idiocracy

You mean that Documentary?

Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 04:41 PM (O2RFr)

88
Home Secretary, Theresa May, says many Britons 'BENEFIT GREATLY' from Sharia Law.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 04:41 PM (iQIUe)

89 Any open threads around? I need to grump and get Horde sympathy.


You've come to the wrong place. The Horde is cold and pitiless, with dead eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 04:42 PM (8ZskC)

90 I'm hoping for the legal theory of a medicus strokeus indictment.



Would give me granite erectus penis.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 04:42 PM (EdhH3)

91 88 Has she had her cliterectomy yet?

Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 04:42 PM (B48dK)

92
obama needs to be the first president to visit a volcano.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:42 PM (RDOwl)

93 If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put Biden in the White House?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 04:40 PM (Nwg0u)



I'll go you one better. Why can't we put Biden on the moon?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 04:43 PM (8ZskC)

94 I'm not a big Mchelle Malkin fan, with one of the reasons being her eleventy outrage prudishness , but I have to say I agree with her boob article.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 04:43 PM (MNgU2)

95 obama needs to be the first president to visit a volcano.

Active volcano...

Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 04:43 PM (O2RFr)

96

That Miki bitch... I'll get her. And her little dog too...

Posted by: Hitlery Loves Huma at May 27, 2016 04:43 PM (KId5h)

97 the Horde bites down, those eyes roll back....

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 27, 2016 04:43 PM (dBmVV)

98
Home Secretary, Theresa May, says many Britons 'BENEFIT GREATLY' from Sharia Law.


She's right.muslim men in Briton benefit greatly

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 04:44 PM (lKyWE)

99 Remember Hillary's advice to Bill during the Lewinski scandal?

Deny, deny, deny.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 04:44 PM (4ng05)

100
obama needs to be the first president to visit a volcano.

Active volcano...


On the Moon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 04:44 PM (k4M/B)

101
obama, the man who started THREE civil wars, Egypt, Libya, and Syria, lectured the world today on how dumb it is to start wars for whatever the reason.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:44 PM (RDOwl)

102 I figured we were doomed in the Clinton years, I just had some small glimmerings of hope when Gore lost. Not that Bush was any sort of great hope, but that maybe the Clinton years didn't represent a complete reversal of the America of the past and respect for the constitution. It felt then like we were in the last years of the Roman Republic, just watching as it fell apart in real time.

Things have just accelerated now.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 04:44 PM (39g3+)

103 obama needs to be the first president to visit a volcano.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:42 PM (RDOwl)


He's been to my lair many times!

Posted by: Soros at May 27, 2016 04:44 PM (dBmVV)

104 The only reason I think it's possible is

1. Why did they grant immunity to dumbo and Guccifer

2. Why did they let the State DEPT IG write a damning report
Posted by: ThunderB


The only things we know regarding Guccifer is that he entered a guilty plea. There is no official pronouncement regarding immunity.

Nor can I find one for 'Pagliacci'.

Also, since he entered the guilty plea the DOJ didn't have to prove their case that he broke into her server. All we've seen as evidence is a set of email. We don't have access to any logs or actual data that shows they are actually from her server.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2016 04:45 PM (p2X2f)

105 "Why can't we put Biden on the moon?"

Space shuttles don't come with T-Tops.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:45 PM (ptqRm)

106 Can obama please, pretty please, make a *historic* visit to the Titanic at the bottom of the fucking ocean.



Posted by: Mister Magoo

Ok, that made me LOL :

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 04:45 PM (oiNtH)

107 On this Memorial Day weekend please pray for our Special Op forces that are fighting along side the Kurds, 18 miles from Raqqa. Pentagon swears they are not on the front lines.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2016 04:45 PM (9aHUC)

108 It's so OUTRAGEOUS that Hillary's security detail caused a 20-minute traffic backup on a bridge in New Jersey! Who the hell does the self-styled queen think she is? Indict her for this! Impeach! Big headlines!

Oh, wait.

Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2016 04:45 PM (jBuUi)

109 obama, the man who started THREE civil wars, Egypt, Libya, and Syria, lectured the world today on how dumb it is to start wars for whatever the reason.



Lincoln only started one.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 04:45 PM (EdhH3)

110
Kneel before the wisdom of the Assembled Moron Horde™.

Just ignore the kooks, the cranks, and the trolls. They aren't from around here.

Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 04:46 PM (0LmgR)

111 106 Can obama please, pretty please, make a *historic* visit to the Titanic at the bottom of the fucking ocean.


I think Iv'e had about all the "historic" I can take...

Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 04:46 PM (O2RFr)

112 70 Any open threads around? I need to grump and get Horde sympathy.
Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 04:36 PM (ZwGES)


I think grumping is generally permitted.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 04:46 PM (0mRoj)

113 I suspect no matter which way it comes down, Obama will pardon Hillery. But if she's the nominee and the shit hits the fan before election day, she'll need to drop out; getting a pardon at that point would do no good for the Dems.

Posted by: mallflower at May 27, 2016 04:46 PM (qSIlh)

114 "Just ignore the kooks, the cranks, and the trolls. They aren't from around here."

Wouldn't be the Horde without kooks and cranks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:47 PM (ptqRm)

115 I'm hoping it happens just to be proven right, as I predicted it. Admittedly, it seems like it would have been done a long time ago if it were to happen. But maybe this story has legs that we didn't think it would. In the end you are right, anything is possible this year.

Posted by: SH at May 27, 2016 04:47 PM (gmeXX)

116 With the IG report now public, and with developments possible in the FOIA litigation like Cheryl pleading the Fifth, how can Comey and the FBI not make a criminal referral?

In the same way that Jon Corzine has never been charged with anything in connection with the disappearance of $1.6 billion dollars.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2016 04:47 PM (p2X2f)

117 I think grumping is generally permitted.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 04:46 PM (0mRoj)



Every day is Festivus at the HQ.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 04:47 PM (8ZskC)

118 I hope there's a god so Hillary and Bill will get their due.

Or doo-doo.

Which reminds of a joke ...

"Okay, Bill and Hillary," said the Devil. "Coffee break is over. Stand on your heads."

Posted by: Hepcat at May 27, 2016 04:49 PM (5b+Sr)

119 >>The only things we know regarding Guccifer is that he entered a guilty plea. There is no official pronouncement regarding immunity.

Reduced sentence in exchange for working with the feds.

http://tinyurl.com/z2eg9v9

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 04:49 PM (/tuJf)

120 Here. A happy thought for the Horde since it's nearly long weekend time.


Imagine it is November 8, 2016. YOU HAVE TO IGNORE THE AWFUL BITS OF THIS OKAY THAT IS THE RULE I JUST MADE UP JUST NOW.

It is November 8, 2016. It's, say, 10:25 p.m. or so. The various network anchors are ashen faced as they realize that it will be President Trump.

And. Then. They. Cut. To. Hillary.

Imagine her reaction.

Imagine it being live.

On camera.

Hillary being denied her only goal in life.

By Donald Trump.

Imagine the epic, epic, epic meltdown.

Just let yourself luxuriate in that for a bit.

Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 04:50 PM (mf5HN)

121 "Jon Corzine has never been charged with anything"

This is quite different, and has now become too public. You fix a case by not investigating it, or not investigating it well.

Hillary's over as a candidate, even without public corruption charges, which may be in the mix. The biggest Known Unknown of all.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 04:50 PM (r1fLd)

122 A better title would be:

National Review-Yadda-Yadda-Yadda. FIFY.

Seriously, National Review is so over.

Posted by: Monty James at May 27, 2016 04:50 PM (5OVTu)

123
obama called the USA 'immoral' today. He said the aftermath of the bombs served as a "moral awakening" for Americans.

I guess obama doesn't think too much of the 'greatest generation.'

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:50 PM (RDOwl)

124 120 I picture murder suicide.

Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 04:51 PM (B48dK)

125 I picture murder suicide.
Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 04:51 PM (B48dK)


This makes Trump's VP pick extra important.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 04:52 PM (8ZskC)

126 I'm westbound on I-80 destination near Woodstock, IL and 70 minutes from the IL line.

Google maps shows the Chicagoland freeways all in red, so it will be a long slow crawl.

I might as well stop in S. Bend and see a movie.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 27, 2016 04:52 PM (wYENM)

127 Just let yourself luxuriate in that for a bit.

Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 04:50 PM (mf5HN)

It will last for more than four hours....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 04:52 PM (Zu3d9)

128 "Hillary being denied her only goal in life. "

Followed by the announcer saying: And Mrs Clinton, the DNA results are in.

*Tears open the envelope*


And your not Chelsie's mother.

*Balloon drop*


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (ptqRm)

129
Reduced sentence in exchange for working with the feds.

http://tinyurl.com/z2eg9v9
Posted by: JackStraw


Ah, good find. So they both have some deal.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (p2X2f)

130 Imagine it is November 8, 2016. YOU HAVE TO IGNORE THE AWFUL BITS OF THIS OKAY THAT IS THE RULE I JUST MADE UP JUST NOW.
It is November 8, 2016. It's, say, 10:25 p.m. or so. The various network anchors are ashen faced as they realize that it will be President Trump.
And. Then. They. Cut. To. Hillary.
Imagine her reaction.
Imagine it being live.
On camera.
Hillary being denied her only goal in life.
By Donald Trump.
Imagine the epic, epic, epic meltdown.
Just let yourself luxuriate in that for a bit.
Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 04:50 PM (mf5HN)



That one is gonna last a lot longer than four hours.


And how about this? She knows all kinds of shit about Obama, blames him for her loss, and decides she has nothing to lose ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (oKE6c)

131 I haven't heard anything from Bill's yap for awhile. Maybe he has been neutered to the point where he has shut up, or he is sick, or chasing tail or all three.

I can't imagine that he would want to be in the spotlight/WH for a number of reasons. First and foremost he would have to give the appearance of being a supportive, married man to the beast. His long forays on private jets going around the world chasing cooch will become more problematic. Hmmmm

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (oiNtH)

132 Why would the Feds have worked to extradict Guccifer who was already in a Romanian jail unless they expected him to add something to the Hillary case?

One of the more amazing things about this case is that a lot has been in plain view for a year and MSM have ignored it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (r1fLd)

133 Heh...
Abuela Borracha will walk. and, what is more, she'll do all in her power to destroy those who tried to make trouble for her.

She'll exact revenge against EVERY SINGLE LAST one of th f*ckers who tried to interfere.....

And there's not a damned thing anyone can do about it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (lutOX)

134

ONE TIME AT CLITORAL ENLARGEMENT CAMP HILDOG'S CLITORAL HOOD GOT STUCK IN MY BRACES.

IT TOOK THE FIRE DEPT WITH THE JAWS OF LIFE, TWO DENTISTS AND A PLUMBER TO SEPARATE US...

WORST 72 HOURS OF MY LIFE.

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MAJOR RECIDIVIST at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (KId5h)

135 CBD beat me to it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2016 04:53 PM (oKE6c)

136 The Morning Joe thing on Hillary has gone viral. All of my leftie Bernie-bot friends are spreading it. They hate her worse than we do.

And Brian Williams did say that stupid thing about the nukes, but MSNBC has been running a package all day that focuses on Truman's decision and what went into it and how he stood by it to his dying day.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 04:54 PM (1xUj/)

137 1 - Barky/Axlerod didn't have a ready protege to plug into this election (Deval Patrick was a bust)
2 - a campaign in such a poor economy isn't a place to use your best protege, best wait until 2020
3 - Biden/Warren is a good place holder for this year, if they win great, they'll be too old to go for re-election in 2020
4 - While not physically unfit, at his age Biden would have been drained by a primary campaign
5 - If Hillary is the nominee, the Clinton gang takes back the reigns of the DNC instead of it remaining under Barky's control
6 - If Hillary wins, she pushes out the Obama people from all the key positions of power.
7 - Even worse for them, If Hillary wins and her health is as poor as we suspect, her VP becomes President in the next 4 years and then becomes the top of the ticket in 2020, aborting the candidacy of the Barky protege

Barky has been letting Benghazi/Emailgate slow play so he can remove any connections to him, and has timed it so he gets to play his hand at a time to hand the nomination to Biden, and thus keep power over the Democrat party and a shadow administration buried in the federal bureaucracy

Posted by: phreshone at May 27, 2016 04:54 PM (12kBq)

138 "
I guess obama doesn't think too much of the 'greatest generation.'


Something gets lost in the national history when your father ain't from around here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:54 PM (ptqRm)

139 Hillery campaign email:

"Over the winter, our budget team and I worked hard to game out the various scenarios we thought we might face in a general election. What would a race against one of the more traditional Republicans look like? How about a race against Donald Trump?"

I wonder if the various scenarios included Hillery facing indictment?

Posted by: mallflower at May 27, 2016 04:55 PM (qSIlh)

140 Sideboob article would have been better with pics. Lots of them.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 27, 2016 04:55 PM (tIjgN)

141 Jon Corzine, who should be rotting in prison, NEVER GOT ANYBODY KILLED, LIED ABOUT IT, AND JAILED A VIDEO MAKER


Remember.


Please


This email thing is important be has she hid or destroyed her communications about Benghazi

She broke the law

She compromised secuirty

She impeded an investigation

She had her own illegal spy network via Blumenthal.

She concealed her Benghazi communication

She concealed her state department/Clinton foundation pay for play arrangements

She is a monster

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 04:55 PM (zOTsN)

142
But Hillary can't lose, because she has 100% of the syphilitic lumberjack vote absolutely locked up.

Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2016 04:55 PM (jBuUi)

143 That one is gonna last a lot longer than four hours.


And how about this? She knows all kinds of shit about Obama, blames him for her loss, and decides she has nothing to lose ...



Cutting diamonds with the hardness.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 04:55 PM (EdhH3)

144 Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 04:42 PM (8ZskC)
You've come to the wrong place. The Horde is cold and pitiless, with dead eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Gods, do we have YOU fooled! Trolls, sure, but even those of us who mostly lurk care for our own.

Me member of Moron Tribe. You insult Moron, you insult me. Me get revenge. Worse, me ask AtC to send Ravage.

Got it?

Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 04:55 PM (ZwGES)

145 S U R R E N D E R

C O M E Y


* H I C *

Posted by: The Skies Above McClean VA at May 27, 2016 04:56 PM (8ZskC)

146 Interesting, though, the deal and charges weren't related to the Clinton server/s, just other officials and Sid Vicious' email.

The MSM really fucked up this cover up because most readers are easily led to believe he is being charged with hacking her stuff.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2016 04:56 PM (p2X2f)

147 Remember.


Please


This email thing is important be has she hid or destroyed her communications about Benghazi

She broke the law

She compromised secuirty

She impeded an investigation

She had her own illegal spy network via Blumenthal.

She concealed her Benghazi communication

She concealed her state department/Clinton foundation pay for play arrangements

She is a monster




But Trump is worse. He will end the Republic.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 04:56 PM (EdhH3)

148 Well I've been trying to encourage the Bernie bots who are saying they will write him in or vote green party rather than vote for the crook. That will be a backfire if Hildabeast is indicted. My reach is quite small and all but since I can't imagine the DNC putting in anyone who would not be a disaster for the republic I'm hoping their elites do stick to Hilary and then the idealistic portion of their base stays home or even votes for populist Trump. Either that or if they indict and take away 'her precious' she goes full on woman scorned and the idealists learn that while the GOPe is corrupt and money grubbing they are but a weak shadow of the corruption and money grubbing in the DNC.

Posted by: Palerider at May 27, 2016 04:57 PM (dkExz)

149 My friends you have nothing to fear with Hillary Clinton in the White House

Posted by: Ioseph Stalin at May 27, 2016 04:57 PM (12kBq)

150
But Trump is worse. He will end the Republic.

He'll nuke the fucking Moon just for laughs.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:57 PM (RDOwl)

151 >>One of the more amazing things about this case is that a lot has been in plain view for a year and MSM have ignored it.

If you haven't seen the Catherine Herridge video in the link I posted above you should watch it. She makes much the same case you made about how unusual and difficult it is to extradite someone like Guccifer unless national security is involved.

She finished the piece by saying when the Guccifer thing was first announced, there were only two Fox reporters on hand for the announcement and today this time everyone was there.

This story has gotten beyond the msm's ability to control.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 04:58 PM (/tuJf)

152 "Imagine the epic, epic, epic meltdown.

Just let yourself luxuriate in that for a bit."

The mere thought of it warms my cold, cold heart.

Please, God. Please just give us this one thing.

Posted by: tsj017 at May 27, 2016 04:58 PM (4YUWF)

153 Sideboob article would have been better with pics. Lots of them.


Precisely. One cannot address a societal problem effectively until one has a solid understanding of it.

*lights pipe, puffs thoughtfully*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 04:58 PM (8ZskC)

154 And it looks like Johnny Depp is about to have his shithouse door kicked in on domestic violence charges.

Zip has that too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 04:58 PM (ptqRm)

155
Is that what you people want, a nuked Moon that ain't worth a damn to anyone anymore?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:58 PM (RDOwl)

156
#MoonLivesMatter

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:59 PM (RDOwl)

157 Can't wait to hear, from all the #NeverTrump folks, about how we dodged a bullet and in fact won a victory for the cause of limited government, the rule of law, and the Constitution, by letting Abuela Borracha grab the levers of power.

"yeah, but it's only a matter of time until it all collapses and we come out on top," they say, as they've said for about the last 20 years.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:00 PM (lutOX)

158 Maybe the moon should be nuked.Sitting up there,mocking us all these years.

Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 05:00 PM (B48dK)

159 I gotta say, reading Michelle Malkins column mentioned in the sidebar. I 100% agree with her. What am I missing here?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2016 05:00 PM (CNHr1)

160




If you can jail a video maker to cover your ass and conceal your murder, the republic is dead

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 05:00 PM (zOTsN)

161 I agree with the others here who think it would be madness to deny Bernie - with the second most delegates - the nomination if she's indicted before the convention, or even if after - since the rules would be that the person would have to be on ballots in states - as deadlines loom.

That said, I am actually more afraid of Bernie beating Trump than Hillary, because he would have more enthusiastic voters and this country is pretty far gone. The bright side would be that even the lefty media types might find Bernie a bridge too far.

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at May 27, 2016 05:01 PM (m40v5)

162 "What am I missing here?"

Photos


Can't have an article like that without photos.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 05:01 PM (ptqRm)

163 I gotta say, reading Michelle Malkins column mentioned in the sidebar. I 100% agree with her. What am I missing here?


A prurient interest in celebrity lady bits.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:02 PM (1xUj/)

164 159 I gotta say, reading Michelle Malkins column mentioned in the sidebar. I 100% agree with her. What am I missing here?
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2016 05:00 PM (CNHr1)

Sideboob pics.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 05:02 PM (0mRoj)

165
Rocket now being fueled and Launch Director confirms go for launch.

35 minutes and counting

http://www.spacex.com/webcast

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:02 PM (iQIUe)

166

Well, we can count on Hitlery to fire every weapon in her arsenal, including the Doomsday Bomb.

We may not see her discharges (so to speak) on the MFM, but sudden retirements, lost fortunes, deaths, unexpected endorsements, odd mergers and other econo-political news that doesn't make sense may well be her part of the Deep State attacking...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:02 PM (KId5h)

167 I agree with the others here who think it would be madness to deny Bernie - with the second most delegates - the nomination if she's indicted before the convention, or even if after - since the rules would be that the person would have to be on ballots in states - as deadlines loom.

---------

If the Dems wanted Warren, she would get on every state ballot - and I doubt the Bernie folks would be that upset if Warren were to leapfrog over him.

Posted by: SH at May 27, 2016 05:03 PM (gmeXX)

168
Am I wrong, but is all of obama's 'historic' moments just him showing up?


Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:03 PM (RDOwl)

169 "This story has gotten beyond the msm's ability to control."

Without her Preatorian Guard in media, Hillary can't go on TV any more.

Less than two weeks ago, Chuck Todd let her do a 10-minute infomercial on Meet the Press. Now he's says the IG report alone would disqualify her from appointed office.

And she still can't put Bernie away ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 05:04 PM (r1fLd)

170 A Sandernista that I know crowed to me yesterday that McCain said glowing things about the Bern and supports him.

He thought that I would be impressed because McCain is a Republican. He couldn't understand why I was laughing. McCain is GOP lite at best and a doddering fool with Graham's head up his ass. Of course the establishment don't want Trump....they have a good gig going and don't want anything to upset the apple cart.

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:04 PM (oiNtH)

171 Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:02 PM (KId5h)
***
Maybe...

But at least she didn't offer an old woman a lot of money to move....

So there's that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:04 PM (lutOX)

172 Off topic a bit but I'm about to head out.

I invite all the hoard to pause on Memorial Day at 1800 hours (that's 6:00PM for the Marines out there) an lift a quiet toast "To Absent Comrades." I have been doing this now for 20 years as a reminder to those who gave all. Now, among my network of friends, colleagues and allies, it is a global thing.
May all of you have a great weekend.

To Absent Comrades.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2016 05:05 PM (r65B3)

173 She might get nailed, but Obama will pardon her.

Posted by: Buddy at May 27, 2016 05:05 PM (W41Dn)

174 If we can have side boobs, why not side balls? Let's start seeing some half dressed guys.

Posted by: NCKate at May 27, 2016 05:05 PM (IZFV4)

175 That said, I am actually more afraid of Bernie beating Trump than Hillary, because he would have more enthusiastic voters and this country is pretty far gone

Yeah - think of trigglypuff with real power.

Radical students have always been among the most fanatical and cruel followers of despots. The German students of 1933 were far more well educated than our band of nitwits - and they loved Adolf.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 27, 2016 05:05 PM (u0lmX)

176 >>Sideboob article would have been better with pics. Lots of them


Go to this site and search in the gals Malkin mentions.
You can ignore the fashion snark - there's pics.

http://www.gofugyourself.com/

Here's a start - NSFW

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z9stn8g

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 05:05 PM (NOIQH)

177
He'll nuke the fucking Moon just for laughs.

How is he going to be able to put an enormous Trump sign on the Moon that can be seen from Earth if he nukes it?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 05:05 PM (lKyWE)

178 She might be pardoned, but she won't be president

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 05:06 PM (zOTsN)

179 GDI PIXY I AM NOT A SPAMMER

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 27, 2016 05:06 PM (9krrF)

180 it looks like Johnny Depp is about to have his shithouse door kicked in on domestic violence charges.


I just have a hard time buying his punches being very significant. Maybe he'd leave a mark with a slap.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 05:06 PM (39g3+)

181
http://www.spacex.com/webcast

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:06 PM (iQIUe)

182 Am I wrong, but is all of obama's 'historic' moments just him showing up?

Posted by: Mister Magoo

And don't forget 'unprecedented'! Because, um, he made it into the oval office by noon and worked until 3:00pm.

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:07 PM (oiNtH)

183 PSA for those interested: Falcon 9 launch and landing attempt link:

https://tinyurl.com/gutxewa

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 05:07 PM (4ng05)

184
How is he going to be able to put an enormous Trump sign on the Moon that can be seen from Earth if he nukes it?

Hahaha, who knows. He'll find a way.

But I was just reminded of that Daffy Duck and Marvin Martian cartoon where they blow up the Moon and are dangling from the point on the bottom of the crescent.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (RDOwl)

185

May the memories of the four heroes she got killed hound her all the way to Hell

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (zOTsN)

186 >>
If we can have side boobs, why not side balls? Let's start seeing some half dressed guys.


Done!!

http://www.gofugyourself.com/well-played-olympian-abs-08-2012

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (NOIQH)

187 70
Yeah, but I hate to interrupt. Still ...
Had to get four new tires for the Crown Vic P-71 today. Close to $500, given we wanted decent ones for these crappy Texas County Roads.

The garage's courtesy safety inspection said our rear brakes were shot, including scored and rusted rotors. Entirely possible, since we had to haul the lawnmower out of a saturated back yard last year, and the car went hub-deep, so after a bit of discussion, Mr. Empire and I agreed to it.

Before we moved to Texas, such jobs are ones we had the place and tools to do for ourselves. We lost both in the move, so now we have to pay to have it done. The only thing in our favor is that not having to pay for heating oil has let me save up enough to have both done.

But we'd still rather do it ourselves, just to be sure it was done right. However, given our ages and the other circumstances ... GRUMP!

Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (ZwGES)

188 How is he going to be able to put an enormous Trump sign on the Moon that can be seen from Earth if he nukes it?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 05:05 PM (lKyWE)
***
Mooninites for Hillary?

Doubtful....even though they do whatever they want to whomever they want, at all times, they still have some pride and dignity.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (lutOX)

189 You people are going to wish you were dead when I'm president.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (4ErVI)

190 If we can have side boobs, why not side balls? Let's start seeing some half dressed guys.




You honestly want to see some hairy, old wrinkly balls?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (EdhH3)

191 OK, I'm trying to post a comment that looks nothing like a link or an ad and Pixy keeps hitting it as "looking like Spam".

Pixy: FIX. YOUR. SHIT.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (9krrF)

192 Johnny Depp rehab count clock starts now. I give it 24 hours

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 05:10 PM (zOTsN)

193 185

May the memories of the four heroes she got killed hound her all the way to Hell
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (zOTsN)
***
Dude! That was like two years ago! - Van-driving hack who became a State Department spokesman, two years ago......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:10 PM (lutOX)

194 Also, before I get outta here:

Great Memorial Day weekend to all.

I'll be remembering my Dad, authentic hero - if you saw Band of Brothers, you essentially saw my dad's service in the war. I miss him dearly. My brother as well, he served at the same time I did during Vietnam and passed way too early.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 05:11 PM (4ng05)

195 187 Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 05:08 PM (ZwGES)

My '03 P-71 is getting its forehead(top manifold) replaced...

Tires are pricey for them, but well worth it performance wise...

Last time I had her up to 125 mph I appreciated my tires.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:11 PM (g8Hfr)

196 /rolls around in AtC's scenario

Cavil's pet "It Won't Happen But It Would Be Cool" scenario is as follows.

The DNC convention approaches. With HRS losing to Trump by an amount outside the margin of error, the Chicago Crew pulls the pin on HRC and prepares to parachute Joey Pluggs.

And then Biden has a catastrophic health event.

REMEMBER: Biden has already had one. That tends to increase the chances of another greatly.

Suddenly, Hellary's auguring in and there's no cavalry coming over the horizon. Withdrawing prosecution at this stage will make the entire thing so blatantly obvious even the dimmest LIVs will twig that, y'know guys, Something Is Not Right Here.

Like I say, a body can dream.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 27, 2016 05:11 PM (9krrF)

197 Oh, well the comment under made it sound like Michelle writing an article about was wrong somehow. That's why I asked what am I missing? Or maybe I'm just brain dead. With the past few weeks I've had it's no wonder.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2016 05:12 PM (CNHr1)

198 Getting REAL sick of Pixyware quirks here.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 27, 2016 05:12 PM (9krrF)

199
You honestly want to see some hairy, old wrinkly balls?

Thats a big 10-4

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 27, 2016 05:12 PM (lKyWE)

200 I guess obama doesn't think too much of the 'greatest generation.'





Something gets lost in the national history when your father ain't from around here.



But, his U. S. army uncle freed the Jews at Auschwitz.


I don't believe Barry did very well in world history. But we'll never know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 05:13 PM (1ZOkK)

201 That is not sideboob, that is just boob. Eh.

Not offended, just disappointed. The neck tattoo bothers me more than the see-thru dress. One you can just change your clothes, the other is wear turtlenecks to the beach.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 27, 2016 05:13 PM (vxysY)

202

I love the smell of Massengill in the morning. It smells like... Victory!

Oh, Huma, be a dear and pick up my pessary, it keeps falling out...

Posted by: Hitlery Loves Huma at May 27, 2016 05:13 PM (KId5h)

203 Sven -- make sure you get a decent rating when you need to replace the tires. The best we could do locally was S rating ... 112 mph. Granted, we're highly unlikely to go that fast, but try for a V rating if you can find it.

Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 05:13 PM (ZwGES)

204

Yep, if the Clinton Machine goes down, so does the Democrat Party, at least a bit, for a while. Can't have that. The money is flowing like crazy. Look how much Hillary is raking in and spending? Not to mention side money spent propping that nasty beeatch up.

It's TGIF, anyway. Time to relax the brain.

*Cheers!*

Lillet blanc + S.Pelligrino + orange slice + ice = easy.

Comfortably numb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7EpSirtf_E

go for it



I had a thought. Trump should merchandise his hair. On garden gnomes with golden hair, gold-topped mushrooms and blond flamingos.

Gnomes everywhere. Gnomes traveling the world.

Mushroom tops everywhere.

Trump Merchandise.

Why not? Isn't that where we are?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:13 PM (qCMvj)

205
Game on!

http://www.spacex.com/webcast

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:14 PM (iQIUe)

206 SpaceX webcasts are live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBYC4f79iXc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPYOtCFSLKw

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 05:14 PM (zoehZ)

207 Say what you want about Katie Couric, but she wears a 6 1/2 size shoe. Same size as Bob Costas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at May 27, 2016 05:14 PM (OF/aZ)

208
"Whatever. This isn't going to happen."




Thanks Thom!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 27, 2016 05:14 PM (kdS6q)

209
Trump merch.

Merch. That's the cool way to say 'merchandise' today.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:14 PM (RDOwl)

210 203 Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 05:13 PM (ZwGES)

I have Vs....

Yup...you can't make the vroom if your tires are trying to go boom.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:14 PM (g8Hfr)

211 If Hillary is indicted I am going to throw one hell of a party with drinks, smokes, music and strippers.

Well, mainly just strippers.

Anyone notice that the guy who heads the Federal Reserve looks like Bernie Sanders?

And how come as woman get old they get haircuts like old men?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 27, 2016 05:15 PM (ej1L0)

212 sidebar funnies continue

If Meat-Eaters Acted Like Vegetarians
Via Lizzy



Awesome Lizzy! lol, too funny.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:15 PM (qCMvj)

213
You know, if they called it SpaySeX instead of SpaceX, more people would tune in to their launches and crashes.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:16 PM (RDOwl)

214 I don't believe Barry did very well in world history. But we'll never know.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 05:13 PM (1ZOkK)
***
He never claimed that.

And it was true.

And you're a racist for knowing history.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:16 PM (lutOX)

215 "Like I say, a body can dream."

At this stage try to imagine a scenario that works for Hillary. I can't.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 05:16 PM (r1fLd)

216

oh my
more sideboob bar funnies

Katie Couric Looks Like Gary Oldman Old Dracula

go look

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:16 PM (qCMvj)

217 This is the sideboob Malkin mentioned:
http://www.gofugyourself.com/billboards-ciara-05-2016

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 05:17 PM (NOIQH)

218 I picture Hilldawg having a complete breakdown after losing to Trump, getting shit-faced and beating Bill into a coma.

She's shot full of tranquilizers and institutionalized and we never see or hear her again.

Bill passes away from his injuries a few months later, and Chelsea's marriage breaks up and she goes all Grey Gardens at her parents' place in Chappaqua, leaving the kids to be raised by a daft old nanny.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 05:17 PM (1ZOkK)

219 214 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:16 PM (lutOX)

"Why are you paying close attention anyway comrade?"

//OFA goons

I have no trouble believing Barry had an uncle in the Red Army.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:17 PM (g8Hfr)

220 I always read SpaceX as Spanx

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 05:17 PM (zOTsN)

221 Trump merch.

Merch. That's the cool way to say 'merchandise' today.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:14 PM (RDOwl)


sorry, my bad

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:18 PM (qCMvj)

222
My thinking its been a purposeful slow walk all along by the FBI, nothing happens until after the election and what that is depends upon who is elected.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2016 05:18 PM (ODxAs)

223 Getting REAL sick of Pixyware quirks here.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 27, 2016 05:12 PM


But Pixyware loves you, & forgives your quirks.

Posted by: The Hamsters at May 27, 2016 05:18 PM (OF/aZ)

224

SpaceX putting up ThaiCom8 bird.

Unlimited LadyBoyTV for south Asia!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:18 PM (KId5h)

225 A few more hammer blows like the IG report and the FAB will spoken to and she will withdraw for the good of the party and the nation.

That's my position and I'm sticking to it and masturbating to it tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:19 PM (Ozsfq)

226
Decrying the loss of decorum in ladies fashion is a loosing argument because noticing the bad behavior that some engage in to gain notoriety merely encourages even worse behavior to gain even more notoriety. (1920s swimwear vs today)

I don't want to imply that Michelle Malkin is a misogynist but this sideboob sidebar is just begging to have this appended (from Instapundit) "half of all misogynist tweets come from women"

Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 05:19 PM (0LmgR)

227
Sissy Spacex.

She was in Carrie as Carrie.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:19 PM (RDOwl)

228 I picture Hilldawg having a complete breakdown after losing to Trump, getting shit-faced and beating Bill into a coma.

She's shot full of tranquilizers and institutionalized and we never see or hear her again.

Bill passes away from his injuries a few months later, and Chelsea's marriage breaks up and she goes all Grey Gardens at her parents' place in Chappaqua, leaving the kids to be raised by a daft old nanny.



You nailed non fiction. Now do fiction.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:19 PM (EdhH3)

229
Without her Preatorian Guard in media, Hillary can't go on TV any more.

I wish. I had to watch her on the Ellen DeGeneres show for an hour Wednesday. It's why I was thrilled to go into surgery.

Posted by: Gloom, Despair and Agony on Me at May 27, 2016 05:20 PM (RcpcZ)

230 My thinking its been a purposeful slow walk all along by the FBI, nothing happens until after the election and what that is depends upon who is elected.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2016 05:18 PM (ODxAs)


I don't think that can happen. Nobody wants that, because shit WILL leak and the dems do not want to be caught with a fatally wounded candidate.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:20 PM (Ozsfq)

231 This is the sideboob Malkin mentioned:
http://www.gofugyourself.com/billboards-ciara-05-2016
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 05:17 PM (NOIQH)


one of them
the anecdote about the Clooney's was funny too
her dress kept sweeping up, and ole Georgie didn't care

why not? Share your wife. Or, whatever you call the person next to you.

We're all the same. We have no sex. Share the androgynous!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:20 PM (qCMvj)

232 Sven, well, at this point, we're more interested in how bad of a pothole will it take than how fast will it go ... we live on a Deep ETX county road, which (if it were something to brag about) would boast about its potholes. Some of these make Pennsylvania's on I-80 look like pikers.

Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 05:20 PM (ZwGES)

233
You nailed non fiction. Now do fiction.


Chelsea's kids get raised by a pack of wolves

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 27, 2016 05:21 PM (lKyWE)

234
This is good: Family of Kate Steinle to sue sanctuary city San Fran.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2016 05:21 PM (ODxAs)

235 SpaceX putting up ThaiCom8 bird.

Unlimited LadyBoyTV for south Asia!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:18 PM (KId5h)

=========
Cool! We can see more eggplant bus rape.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:21 PM (iQIUe)

236 The same thing that happened to Nixon might happen to the FAB...As her support starts to crumble, and it should if there is a G-D in heaven, you will see the rats flee the sinking fat ass ship

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:21 PM (Ozsfq)

237 "Like I say, a body can dream."

Hillary has unleashed the Furies upon herself, let us pray.

Seriously, if she doesn't find a graceful exit right now, we'll see the greatest Downfall in 70 years. It'll be Epic, it'll be Biblical.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 05:22 PM (r1fLd)

238 You nailed non fiction. Now do fiction.


Chelsea's kids get raised by a pack of wolves




And grow up to be excellent citizens.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:22 PM (EdhH3)

239 Every weak ass left wing protest, and the more violent the better and the more foreign flags the better, only boosts Trump's support

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:22 PM (Ozsfq)

240 Decrying the loss of decorum in ladies fashion is a loosing argument because noticing the bad behavior that some engage in to gain notoriety merely encourages even worse behavior to gain even more notoriety. (1920s swimwear vs today)

I don't want to imply that Michelle Malkin is a misogynist but this sideboob sidebar is just begging to have this appended (from Instapundit) "half of all misogynist tweets come from women"

Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 05:19 PM (0LmgR)


speaking of,...

love these boots

Belt and boots all in one.

https://www.manoloblahnik.com/ca

safe for work

safe for men and women

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (qCMvj)

241 A few more hammer blows like the IG report and the FAB will spoken to and she will withdraw for the good of the party and the nation.

That's my position and I'm sticking to it and masturbating to it tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:19 PM (Ozsfq)

No offense meant, but how long have we heard that?

Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lbcdD)

242 As others have said, it'll be Sanders. He earned those delegates. To drop in anyone else would be to ignite a civil war within the Evil Party.

And the truth is that the majority of the party would be tickled pink to have an actual Communist *who's polling very well against the GOP candidate* as their nominee. A few rich centrist Wall Street types might grumble a bit, but even they won't mind that much. They've made their pile. A Sanders presidency would still give them the cultural victories they want, even if he cuts into their lavish incomes a bit... which he probably won't. Rich, connected people tend to do fine under leftist authoritarian regimes.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (xN1DB)

243 I'm like entropy. You can't do anything about me, and I will eventually destroy you all.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (NgmvY)

244 A tranny satellite, well, will wonders never cease

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (6Ll1u)

245
Damn you gay congressman sock

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lKyWE)

246 I have no trouble believing Barry had an uncle in the Red Army.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:17 PM (g8Hfr)
***
nope.

Mao-mao's, certainly. But the Red Army would never have the likes of him. I've known Red Army vets of the GPW - they hated Stalin to a man.

Barry -or some hypothetical ancestor - would have been a political officer, the dudes what got killed by their own men at the first chance.

I picture any ancestor of his, in WWII, facing us at Normandy.

(And in WWII, the only muzzies on the battlefield in any appreciable numbers were in the Balkans, slaughtering Jews and Serbs, or else serving as auxiliary units to the Wehrmacht.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lutOX)

247 232 Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 05:20 PM (ZwGES)

West Louisiana is similar "road cleaning" is the rain.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (g8Hfr)

248
the anecdote about the Clooney's was funny too
her dress kept sweeping up, and ole Georgie didn't care
----------------------

although I'm not sure what he could have done, short of covering her crotch with his hand.

It was a gorgeous dress actually, designed only to give a glimpse of a full leg as she walked -- but she should have tested it for outdoor wear. The wind left her overexposed and looking as if she'd forgotten to put on a slip or something.

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (pC96u)

249

Bill's neuro-syphilis has gotten bad enough he cant be trusted to stay on message... or behave himself... and thus he has been sidelined.

He'll be brought out as side candy only, carefully medicated and programmed, at select rallies far away from public interaction.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (KId5h)

250 Very good Jane! LOL

Or as someone mentioned yesterday, she goes all Norma Desmond in her manse that is crumbling around her as her faithful manservant Carville is relegated to keeping her glass full of bourbon and dusting her off once a week.

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (oiNtH)

251

T - 10 and counting!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (KId5h)

252 The same thing that happened to Nixon might happen to the FAB...As her support starts to crumble, and it should if there is a G-D in heaven, you will see the rats flee the sinking fat ass ship
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:21 PM (Ozsfq)

Any truth to the rumor that Webster is planning to use this as an example in their definition of irony?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (4ng05)

253
"Do you ever have deja vu, Mrs Lancaster?"

"I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen."

If you remember the movie those lines are from...the lady who played Mrs Lancaster is dead.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (RDOwl)

254 This is good: Family of Kate Steinle to sue sanctuary city San Fran.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2016 05:21 PM (ODxAs)


good luck, they just voted to uphold the stankuary city

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (qCMvj)

255 246 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lutOX)

I was speaking of the Dunhaminskis....

and yeah totes NKVD types.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (g8Hfr)

256 No offense meant, but how long have we heard that?
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lbcdD)

The bad news is piling up and fast...and even some in the MSM are pounding her ( sorry for that disgusting allusion). AND as important her polling is plummeting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (Ozsfq)

257 T-10 minutes.

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (zoehZ)

258 Imagine the epic, epic, epic meltdown.


Just let yourself luxuriate in that for a bit."


The mere thought of it warms my cold, cold heart.



Please, God. Please just give us this one thing.

.Posted by: tsj017 at May 27, 2016 04:58 PM (4YUWF)


A splendid vote of no confidence.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (ZVFID)

259 (And in WWII, the only muzzies on the battlefield in any appreciable numbers were in the Balkans, slaughtering Jews and Serbs, or else serving as auxiliary units to the Wehrmacht.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lutOX)

There must have been muslims in the Vichy French forces fighting the Allies in Syria & North Africa.

Posted by: Everyone, everywhere at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (7qAYi)

260
it'll be Sanders. He earned those delegates. To drop in anyone else would be to ignite a civil war within the Evil Party.
----------------

I wish I'd mentioned WARREN to that Bernie-bot I was talking to last night. He was wild-eyed at the thought of dropping in Biden, but Biden/Warren? Dang, should have asked.

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (pC96u)

261 Trump speaking (in Leftifornia )and drawing protesters like a picnic bringing in bees.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (3wHFl)

262 I think the first time I saw Michelle Malkin she was dressed as a cheerleader and making a video in her back yard.

I think she had a point of some sort, but it's the cheerleader outfit I remember.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (1xUj/)

263 artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM

Foolishly I clicked on the link, and as the swirly swirled, I began to wonder, how much of my browser do I have to unlock.

Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (0LmgR)

264 Fuck you geraldo

Cumsemach

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:26 PM (Ozsfq)

265 253
"Do you ever have deja vu, Mrs Lancaster?"

"I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen."

If you remember the movie those lines are from...the lady who played Mrs Lancaster is dead.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (RDOwl)

Didn't you just post that?

Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (7qAYi)

266
No offense meant, but how long have we heard that?
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lbcdD)

-----------------------

For a while, and it's now happening. The IG report is having a material effect.

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (pC96u)

267
Ha, you almost had me!

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (RDOwl)

268 The irony is that if Hillary were to be indicted (and she had to drop), Trump's chances of winning would actually become near zero.

Posted by: Carl at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (tEVs6)

269 I think she had a point of some sort, but it's the cheerleader outfit I remember.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (1xUj/)
***
Link, please?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (lutOX)

270 Geraldo - What did that racist half wit say now?

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (oiNtH)

271 262 I think the first time I saw Michelle Malkin she was dressed as a cheerleader and making a video in her back yard.

I think she had a point of some sort, but it's the cheerleader outfit I remember.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (1xUj/)

She would be my ideal woman. Gorgeous, smart, funny, conservative Catholic.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 05:28 PM (7qAYi)

272 Here is another MSNBC segment mocking Hillary's claim of a security review by the FBI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS0I_bjfA1Q

Posted by: An Observation at May 27, 2016 05:28 PM (vt55G)

273 I think she had a point of some sort, but it's the cheerleader outfit I remember.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (1xUj/)
***
Link, please?



Memory only, alas.

I have looked for it over the years but a search is always overwhelmed by really nasty fakes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (1xUj/)

274 Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (g8Hfr)

LOL! And boy, were our roads cleaned on the way home from the dealership today ... I was wondering at times if the undercarriage would stay on!

Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (ZwGES)

275 There must have been muslims in the Vichy French forces fighting the Allies in Syria & North Africa.
Posted by: Everyone, everywhere at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (7qAYi)
***
hardly.....

And they certainly lacked the enthusiasm of, say, the Handjar Division, or the folks in Iraq and Palestine.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (lutOX)

276 Foolishly I clicked on the link, and as the swirly swirled, I began to wonder, how much of my browser do I have to unlock.

Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (0LmgR)


they are just gorgeous up the entire leg boots, attached to a belt for the waist.

a bit pricey, $ 6773.19

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (qCMvj)

277 The irony is that if Hillary were to be indicted (and she had to drop), Trump's chances of winning would actually become near zero.
Posted by: Carl at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (tEVs6)

I can see that.

Just kidding. I don't at all.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (4ng05)

278 Geraldo. Ruining The Five once again.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (1ZOkK)

279

T - 5

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (KId5h)

280 This sensual thigh-scraping boot evolved from the pair's vision of a confident, decisive woman who knows what she wants.

Available exclusively here or in our stores:
LONDON - Burlington Arcade
NEW YORK - 54th Street
HONG KONG - Elements

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:30 PM (qCMvj)

281 Memory only, alas.

I have looked for it over the years but a search is always overwhelmed by really nasty fakes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (1xUj/)
***
I repeat:

Link, please?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:30 PM (lutOX)

282 Geraldo - What did that racist half wit say now?
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (oiNtH)

That Trump has to come to him and apologize for not wanting to let Muslims in unvetted and something else, maybe the wall?

Fuck you Geraldo

YOU need a come to Jesus Moment!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:30 PM (Ozsfq)

283 they are just gorgeous up the entire leg boots, attached to a belt for the waist.



'footie' chaps then?

Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 05:31 PM (0LmgR)

284 48 Will the FBI demand indictment?

Will there be resignations in protest, with pressers, if she isn't indicted?

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016
-------------

No.

Look, plenty of agents might be hopping mad. They might be willing to leak stuff to the press. But at the end of the day they have good jobs, and they've got private school tuition for and mortgage payments $800,000 house in Loudon County to pay for.

And they're not being asked to do anything immoral or illegal. They did their jobs. They investigated. They recommended indictment. If their boss, or their boss's boss, or their boss's boss's boss spikes the indictment, well, that sucks dog balls. But what is resigning going to do? Leave them unemployed, and possibly on the receiving end of whatever a Hillary IRS can throw at them when they find gainful employment.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 27, 2016 05:31 PM (xN1DB)

285 Geraldo. Ruining The Five once again.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (1ZOkK)


It's a sad day
when Dana's away.
But, at least there is Greg,
who messes with my head.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:31 PM (qCMvj)

286 277 The irony is that if Hillary were to be indicted (and she had to drop), Trump's chances of winning would actually become near zero.
Posted by: Carl at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (tEVs6)


Carl's been betting heavy on the Cubs to win the World Series the last 80 years

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:31 PM (Ozsfq)

287 Fuck you Geraldo

YOU need a come to Jesus Moment!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:30 PM (Ozsfq)

Or Jesus will come to you. And he'll bring Jamie & Santiago & the rest of his cousins.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 05:32 PM (7qAYi)

288 One of HRC's problems with her continued lies about her private server is that millennials know how technology works and her BS isn't working with them. The Bern supporting old hippies may not but all of the young Bern supporters certainly do. Didn't think about that did you FAB?

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:32 PM (oiNtH)

289 There is controlling legal authority for prosecution.

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at May 27, 2016 05:32 PM (9mTYi)

290
YOU need a come to Jesus Moment!

You think his daughter being in a stadium that was targeted in the Paris attck might have been it

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 05:32 PM (lKyWE)

291 281 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:30 PM (lutOX)

PLEASE!

https://youtu.be/A9DKyRH2WTs

S-O-R-O-S

Because Sven loves you....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:33 PM (g8Hfr)

292 'footie' chaps then?

Posted by: Adelentie Piquante at May 27, 2016 05:31 PM (0LmgR)


Bawney orders Extra-wide Calf model

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:33 PM (qCMvj)

293 158 Maybe the moon should be nuked.Sitting up there,mocking us all these years.
Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 05:00 PM (B48dK)

Kinda spooky if you ask me.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 27, 2016 05:33 PM (CFc5L)

294 Look, plenty of agents might be hopping mad. They might be willing to leak stuff to the press. But at the end of the day they have good jobs, and they've got private school tuition for and mortgage payments $800,000 house in Loudon County to pay for.

And they're not being asked to do anything immoral or illegal. They did their jobs. They investigated. They recommended indictment. If their boss, or their boss's boss, or their boss's boss's boss spikes the indictment, well, that sucks dog balls. But what is resigning going to do? Leave them unemployed, and possibly on the receiving end of whatever a Hillary IRS can throw at them when they find gainful employment.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 27, 2016 05:31 PM (xN1DB)


Yeah I don't think so...If the FBI recommends indictment and if they do it will leak out and Fredo's Justice Department does nothing, that should still be enough to kill her or just as good or not better, leave her as a hopelessly flawed candidate who will lose in al but the most heavily blue states

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:34 PM (Ozsfq)

295 What some in MSM are starting to dance around with Hillary is the Why?

It couldn't be for Convenience.

If you think it was to avoid FOIA and Congress, why wouldn't you just run separate e-mail accounts, one official and one "private," like everyone else in government?

Can't take the risk of the "personal" getting exposed, now could we?

No, there has to be another reason. Wonder what that could be?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 05:34 PM (r1fLd)

296 https://youtu.be/A9DKyRH2WTs

S-O-R-O-S

Because Sven loves you....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:33 PM (g8Hfr)


what the heck?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:34 PM (qCMvj)

297
The irony is that if Hillary were to be indicted (and she had to drop), Trump's chances of winning would actually become near zero.
Posted by: Carl at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (tEVs6)

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http://tinyurl.com/hfrfbmo

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:35 PM (JmjOe)

298 Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:33 PM (g8Hfr)
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Pinoy babe in a cheerleader outfit....

Yes, God loves us....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:35 PM (lutOX)

299

I love Geraldo saying Trump is the most narcissistic, annoying candidate...

Does he not hear himself?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:35 PM (qCMvj)

300
Two words: Runaway Moon.

Catherine Schell.

Tele Vision.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:35 PM (RDOwl)

301

Falcon 9 perfection.

Suck it, Newton.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:35 PM (KId5h)

302 FAB. Is it fat-assed broad or fat-assed bitch? Or something else? Don't have the AOSHQ pamphlet.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (CFc5L)

303
Barbara Bain or Catherine Schell?

I'll take Barbara Bain.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (RDOwl)

304 No offense meant, but how long have we heard that?
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:23 PM (lbcdD)

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For a while, and it's now happening. The IG report is having a material effect.

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 05:27 PM (pC96u)

I sincerely hope you and Nevergiveup are right, but I'm not taking any chances.

I mean, someone I know intimately isn't taking any chances, which is why he bought two new guns and almost 1,000 rounds of ammo on his day off. It's been a really good day, so I hear.

Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (lbcdD)

305
Very good Jane! LOL

Or as someone mentioned yesterday, she goes all Norma Desmond in her manse that is crumbling around her as her faithful manservant Carville is relegated to keeping her glass full of bourbon and dusting her off once a week.
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:24 PM (oiNtH)
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We ought to have a whole thread on this sometime.

My vision: Obama goes Full Attila -- not only prosecutes Hillary but tears down the Foundation as well. The Clintons actually go broke, have to sell assets to pay their legal bills. Bill is told by his doctor to start eating meat or die -- he goes hard vegan and, well. Chelsea has to arrange a MIL unit in her apartment for Homeless Hillary, who ends her days screaming at the television and sending Obama hate-texts like a crazy ex-girlfriend.

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (pC96u)

306 296 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:34 PM (qCMvj)

Part of a Hot Air clip back in its early days...

she was mocking Soros....

Donk Underground and KosTard types jerk off to it....

Wonkette Mean Gr=rrrlz'd it.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (g8Hfr)

307 A sociology professor at DePaul University announced her resignation in a public Facebook post in which she denounced the idea that universities should be neutral platforms for equal exchanges of ideas and said that so called free speech is delusional.

Dr. Shu-Ju Cheng

Weasel Zippers

And THIS is what is being taught on our college campuses.
Let her go back to China ( I presume? )

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (Ozsfq)

308
It couldn't be for Convenience.
Her office at state is actually a dead zone so she had to leave her office and go out into the hallway to use her blackberry.That doesn't seem convenient to me

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 05:37 PM (lKyWE)

309 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:35 PM (lutOX)

So Uncle Palp, was this "niece" from the new job, or a holdover from the old one?

I'm still jealous as hell, but at least one of us is having a good time.

Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:37 PM (lbcdD)

310
I sincerely hope you and Nevergiveup are right, but I'm not taking any chances.

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I'm not necessarily making predictions; I'm just saying that movement is finally occurring, and it's definitely against Hillary.

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 05:37 PM (pC96u)

311 FAB. Is it fat-assed broad or fat-assed bitch? Or something else? Don't have the AOSHQ pamphlet.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (CFc5L)

Fat Ass Bitch...I will not print it's name again till it's in jail or hiding in Chappaque under it's bed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:38 PM (Ozsfq)

312 Burning Hillary may be the only way FedCo can regain some trust with a vast majority of the country.

Somebody hack phone so it Margaret Hamilton's "What A World" every time it rings.

Posted by: DaveA at May 27, 2016 05:38 PM (DL2i+)

313 OK, after exactly 3 years and 10 months of procrastinating, I am FINALLY going to start the immense project of updating the Mohammed Image Archive. Again.

The longer I have been procrastinating, the more updates pile up, the more emails and submissions and death threats pour in, and more daunting the task becomes. But I have as of today officially run out of excuses and have finally convinced myself to take the plunge.

The whole process is likely to take weeks, because I have to, in addition to updating the Archive with hundreds upon hundreds of new images and corrections, also must restructure the "categories" of images, because so much new stuff has happened since I started the Archive in 2006 that new chapters are required (and some old chapters need deleting).

Also -- and this is the hardest part -- I am going to implement a system whereby individual images can be linked to. Difficult (for me) coding.

Added all up, the task pile is immense. But I vow to complete it! The world requires it of me.

This comment is my last act of procrastination!

Wish me luck.

Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2016 05:38 PM (jBuUi)

314 chances.

I mean, someone I know intimately isn't taking any chances, which is why he bought two new guns and almost 1,000 rounds of ammo on his day off. It's been a really good day, so I hear.

Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:36 PM (lbcdD)

1000 rounds? why is he being so cheap? Shit that's nothing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:39 PM (Ozsfq)

315 Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:37 PM (lbcdD)
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Old job.

She used to try to sneak herself into photos I'd take for special occasions.

Very charming young lady she is, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:39 PM (lutOX)

316 Gah. I've had enough Geraldo for a lifetime.

Husband is helping son move, and I'm off to look for a microwave for him.

Later.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 05:39 PM (1ZOkK)

317 288 One of HRC's problems with her continued lies about her private server is that millennials know how technology works and her BS isn't working with them.

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If any Republican were as befuddled by simple email as Hillary, they would be mocked relentlessly by every MSM media outlet, comedian, comedy program, columnist, etc.

But Hillary can't figure out how to use google to figure out when Parks & Recreation is on and she can't manage two email accounts on a single phone. This is the Smartest Woman in America.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 27, 2016 05:40 PM (xN1DB)

318 Dammit! Kroger can't keep Duke's mayo in stock!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:41 PM (EdhH3)

319 LOL! And boy, were our roads cleaned on the way home from the dealership today ... I was wondering at times if the undercarriage would stay on!



Posted by: Empire1 at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (ZwGES)

I'm thinking about looking for a place like that somewhere in ETX, or Southeast TX, or Hill Country, or anywhere else in TX. Generating income is the only issue.

Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:42 PM (lbcdD)

320 It's on its way back to the drone ship!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:42 PM (iQIUe)

321 Yeah I don't think so...If the FBI recommends indictment and if they do it will leak out and Fredo's Justice Department does nothing, that should still be enough to kill her or just as good or not better, leave her as a hopelessly flawed candidate who will lose in al but the most heavily blue states
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Oh, I agree: a non-indictment over recommendations would be politically awful for Hillary. My point is that no FBI agents will resign over it.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 27, 2016 05:42 PM (xN1DB)

322

Going to give an old Don Cheadle movie a try tonight, Traitor.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:42 PM (qCMvj)

323 Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:37 PM (lbcdD)
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Wait? the Pinoy?

No, never knew her...

Thought you meant my 'Niece,' "lady Morning Calm,"

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:42 PM (lutOX)

324 I inventoried ammo last week. In total for the all rifle and all handguns.......roughly 13,700. I swagged the ammo boxes of 9mm loose.

That doesn not include 2 five gallon buckets of spent brass, 40 lbs of smokeless and another 10k in primers.

I also have a lifetime supply of lead and tin in the garage.


Fixerupper does not simply "buy" ammo.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (JmjOe)

325 If any Republican were as befuddled by simple email as Hillary, they would be mocked relentlessly by every MSM media outlet, comedian, comedy program, columnist, etc.

But Hillary can't figure out how to use google to figure out when Parks & Recreation is on and she can't manage two email accounts on a single phone. This is the Smartest Woman in America.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 27, 2016 05:40 PM (xN1DB)

It's stuff like that that I think will ultimately kill her...she does not have to dragged into Court ( although that would be better than sex, almost). Most people can see she is either a liar or incompetent and neither is the way to get to 1600 Penn Ave

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (Ozsfq)

326 Nerdgasm! Safe landing!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (jR7Wy)

327 Very charming young lady she is, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:39 PM (lutOX)

I bet.

I'm only 3 hours away if she has a twin, or a mom, or an aunt, or whatever. : )

Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (lbcdD)

328 A DePaul professor has resigned in outrage over the Milo incident. But only because he was allowed to speak in the first place, calls free speech "delusional."
http://tinyurl.com/jf4pqaw

Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (7qAYi)

329

Stuck the landing! 10/10!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (KId5h)

330 They did it!

USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:44 PM (iQIUe)

331 I inventoried ammo last week. In total for the all rifle and all handguns.......roughly 13,700. I swagged the ammo boxes of 9mm loose.

That doesn not include 2 five gallon buckets of spent brass, 40 lbs of smokeless and another 10k in primers.

I also have a lifetime supply of lead and tin in the garage.


Fixerupper does not simply "buy" ammo.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (JmjOe)

That's awesome.

Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:44 PM (lbcdD)

332 My point is that no FBI agents will resign over it.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 27, 2016 05:42 PM (xN1DB)

Maybe, maybe not...some old timer with enough years in or a nice security job awaiting him or her on the outside? But either way, the leaks will kill her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:44 PM (Ozsfq)

333 >>My point is that no FBI agents will resign over it.

Comey might.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (/tuJf)

334 >>A DePaul professor has resigned in outrage over the Milo incident. But only because he was allowed to speak in the first place, calls free speech "delusional."


Good for her. The Statists will, likely, shoot her last.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (NvC7m)

335
Fat Ass Bitch...I will not print it's name again till it's in jail or hiding in Chappaque under it's bed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:38 PM (Ozsfq)

Bitch it is. Thanks.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (CFc5L)

336 329

Stuck the landing! 10/10!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:43 PM (KId5h)
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East German judges give it a 7.0.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (lutOX)

337 Thought you meant my 'Niece,' "lady Morning Calm,"

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:42 PM (lutOX)

Lol, whoever she was last night, or the night before, or whenever.

Is the Empress looking over your shoulder? : )

Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (lbcdD)

338
Nerdgasm! Safe landing!


Let us all hope thatnone of the nerds are wearing pinup shirts

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (lKyWE)

339
Boo! No chanting of USA. Did Musk tell them not to? I hope not. He's on record for believing in American Exceptualism.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (iQIUe)

340
In total for the all rifle and all handguns.......roughly 13,700.

That's a lotta dead zombies.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (RDOwl)

341 They did it!

USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:44 PM (iQIUe)


eh?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (qCMvj)

342 I inventoried ammo last week. In total for the all rifle and all handguns.......roughly 13,700.


I have 12 k in .22lr alone. Seriously. No joke. Deep packed from 20 years ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (EdhH3)

343 The chances of Hillary Clinton being indicted are astronomical.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (NgmvY)

344 I do believe they're getting the hang of this.

Second stage now in coast phase.

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (zoehZ)

345 1000 rounds? why is he being so cheap? Shit that's nothing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:39 PM (Ozsfq)

"He" doesn't have unlimited funds at the moment.

Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:47 PM (lbcdD)

346 YOU need a come to Jesus Moment!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at

Geraldo is just still butthurt from being fired from Trump on Celebrity Apprentice with Leeza Gibbons winning.

Also, that he is an insufferable boob.

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:47 PM (oiNtH)

347 A DePaul professor has resigned in outrage over the Milo incident. But only because he was allowed to speak in the first place, calls free speech "delusional."


Good for her. The Statists will, likely, shoot her last.



We'll do it first.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:47 PM (EdhH3)

348 That's a lotta dead zombies.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (RDOwl)

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I shoot an average of 1k rounds a month.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:47 PM (JmjOe)

349 1000 rounds? why is he being so cheap? Shit that's nothing
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Really. I mean I can eat that in a minute or two.

Posted by: SAW at May 27, 2016 05:47 PM (9mTYi)

350 Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (lbcdD)
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my thunder-buddy was a charming and intelligent and very good girl from Taipei.... Very good girl, indeed.

The Empress is with her kid sister....and I wish I were there with them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 05:48 PM (lutOX)

351 I have 12 k in .22lr alone. Seriously. No joke. Deep packed from 20 years ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (EdhH3)

I have 500

I hate you.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:48 PM (JmjOe)

352 "He" doesn't have unlimited funds at the moment.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:47 PM (lbcdD)

Fair enough... Maybe we can start one of these funds for him...The " Be prepared" fund

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:48 PM (Ozsfq)

353 >>I shoot an average of 1k rounds a month.


Piiker.

Posted by: Peter North at May 27, 2016 05:48 PM (NvC7m)

354 I can't believe all this hand-wringing by liberals about Hillary "losing trust." Jesus wept, they're Democrats, they will vote for anything with a "D" after its name.

The fact that Hillary has come as far as she has shows that no one on the D side cares at all about any of this. She's just as bulletproof as Obama.

Democrats require their base to be stupid and gullible. If their base had any brains at all they wouldn't be Democrats. Or vote for them.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2016 05:48 PM (AroJD)

355 I can't believe all this hand-wringing by liberals about Hillary "losing trust." Jesus wept, they're Democrats, they will vote for anything with a "D" after its name.

The fact that Hillary has come as far as she has shows that no one on the D side cares at all about any of this. She's just as bulletproof as Obama.

Democrats require their base to be stupid and gullible. If their base had any brains at all they wouldn't be Democrats. Or vote for them.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2016 05:48 PM (AroJD)


yeah but she is starting to get slaughtered amongst "Independents"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:49 PM (Ozsfq)

356
No, I mean you'll be able to dispatch a lot of zombies if you had to.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:50 PM (RDOwl)

357
What happens to someone if you shine a lazer pen right into their eye? I'm asking in case I have to testify before Congress someday.

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 05:50 PM (pC96u)

358 rickb223....I'm at nearly the same count on the same caliber.

I'll be happy when my total in-stock count clicks over the six-figure count.

Better than zero percent money in the bank.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2016 05:50 PM (McRlu)

359 Meanwhile were is my freaken wife. While I was a West Point buying out the Commissary, she was on her way to the store to get a few Lobsters? Maybe she met a better guy than me?

Hey Party at my house tonight!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:50 PM (Ozsfq)

360 Fair enough... Maybe we can start one of these funds for him...The " Be prepared" fund

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:48 PM (Ozsfq)

"He" would be quite grateful, lol, since money is tight.

"He" is still learning, but is very eager.

Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 05:50 PM (lbcdD)

361 I beleive Clogginstien is s closet conservative or someone associated with this website lampooning the Dems. No even a dead rat is that stupid (In Brattleboro lingo I mean Stooped).

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (rWB8J)

362 eh?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (qCMvj)
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SpaceX launched a Falcon 9 rocket with ThaiCom 8 satellite; First Stage returned and landed on the floating landing pad.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (jR7Wy)

363 Opps there she is.. Party Off, but Lobsters on

later

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (Ozsfq)

364 351 I have 12 k in .22lr alone. Seriously. No joke. Deep packed from 20 years ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:46 PM (EdhH3)

I have 500

I hate you.



A very long time ago, Sam's Club sold double bricks shrink wrapped. Whenever we went in, I'd grab a package. Have 8 of those. Have six of the 550 round boxes of Wal Mart stuffs with the $9.95 tag on them like they used to sell.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (EdhH3)

365 Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:50 PM (RDOwl)

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I know, Im just not one of them ammo horder types. I actually turn my stash fairly regularly, esp 9mm and 45acp

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (JmjOe)

366 273 I think she had a point of some sort, but it's the cheerleader outfit I remember.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:25 PM (1xUj/)
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Link, please?


Memory only, alas.

I have looked for it over the years but a search is always overwhelmed by really nasty fakes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 05:29 PM (1xUj/)

++++

http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/25/the-defeatocrats-cheer/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2016 05:52 PM (R+30W)

367 Geraldo is just still butthurt from being fired from Trump on Celebrity Apprentice with Leeza Gibbons winning.

Also, that he is an insufferable boob.

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 05:47 PM (oiNtH)


Geraldo? Pfft! We kicked that guy out for not meeting our standards years ago.

Posted by: Loyal Order of Insufferable Boobs, Local #702 at May 27, 2016 05:53 PM (UHKOQ)

368
Has anyone paying attention to the sonorous droning of the gasbag candidates heard any of them promise to round up all the Kardashians, Jenners and their hangers-on, trundle them into a spaceship and fire the lot into the far side of the moon yet?

No one? Because whoever does will have my vote, providing they start preparing the rocket.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2016 05:53 PM (yfLR3)

369 SpaceX launched a Falcon 9 rocket with ThaiCom 8 satellite; First Stage returned and landed on the floating landing pad.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (jR7Wy)


thanks, I figured it out, I'm at the slow uptake phase atm

the droneship is cool in itself

I should put on my SpaceX shirt. A bit late to the party.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:53 PM (qCMvj)

370
Nice gif of the Falcon 9 reentry from earlier this month.

https://goo.gl/FXkrEn

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 05:53 PM (iQIUe)

371 Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (EdhH3)

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Cool.... I just cant justify buying 22lr at 10 cents a round when I can reload a 9mm for 3 cents.

I have started to pick a brick up here and there tho now the cost is down to 7 cents a round

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:54 PM (JmjOe)

372 I know, Im just not one of them ammo horder types. I actually turn my stash fairly regularly, esp 9mm and 45acp

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:51 PM (JmjOe)


Lotta hobos in your neighborhood, then?

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2016 05:54 PM (UHKOQ)

373 Lotsa guns and lotsa ammo, cuz when gold ain't worth shit, I want something of value to exchange.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 05:54 PM (4ng05)

374 But either way, the leaks will kill her
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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NGU, I love you like a brother (easy there sailor), but I do not believe that the email thing will ever even become a significant national campaign issue.

Example: In the local Gannett paper, the only reporting yesterday was a small note on the front page which said "Hillary criticized for emails, page 7A".

Note 'criticized', as though someone (probably a hateful Republican) said "Tut, tut".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2016 05:54 PM (9mTYi)

375
I know, Im just not one of them ammo horder types. I actually turn my stash fairly regularly, esp 9mm and 45acp

Ever shoot at a Chevy Suburban with a 9mm to find out what would happen to the passengers inside?

This guy did. He shoots all kinds of shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y8Sbyls8Uc

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 05:55 PM (RDOwl)

376 I should put on my SpaceX shirt. A bit late to the party.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:53 PM (qCMvj)
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I find your lucky beefcake shirt thrillingly offensive, madam!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 05:55 PM (jR7Wy)

377 Lotta hobos in your neighborhood, then?
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2016 05:54 PM (UHKOQ)


...... not any more.....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 05:55 PM (JmjOe)

378

One could imagine a rewrite of 'The Rolling Stones' where the twins find a Falcon 69 at the junk rocket lot for their fixer upper...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 05:56 PM (KId5h)

379 He'll nuke the fucking Moon just for laughs.


Seriously?

I'm in.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 05:56 PM (qUNWi)

380 Thw Moon just hovers up there....taunting.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 05:57 PM (qUNWi)

381

Have a fun weekend y'all.

don't put the news on, it's just the scoamt trying to hog the news cycle

something's bound to drop

movie time

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 05:57 PM (qCMvj)

382 He'll nuke the fucking Moon just for laughs.
----
Go for the dark side. That's where the secret Nazi base is.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 05:57 PM (jR7Wy)

383 *cackles*

Posted by: Hillary! at May 27, 2016 05:58 PM (itfg0)

384 Cool.... I just cant justify buying 22lr at 10 cents a round when I can reload a 9mm for 3 cents.



Can't blame you one bit. I've shot 4 rounds in three years because of replacement costs. I can shoot .22 cal RWS/Dana cheaper.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 05:59 PM (EdhH3)

385 Maybe Hillary will stub one of her toes and end up even more brain damaged.

Posted by: KIllerdog at May 27, 2016 05:59 PM (eiJn/)

386 Prediction.

Hillary gets indicted... the Wednesday after she is elected President.

Then, the Dem electors will vote in her Obama-selected Veep as President... and someone much, much worse as the new Veep.

Say "hello" to President Julian Castro or President Perez...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 27, 2016 05:59 PM (itfg0)

387 I disagree with the moon mocking us, Neil Armstrong stuck a American flag up its ass

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 05:59 PM (3wHFl)

388 What's with all of the cheesy moon jokes?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2016 06:00 PM (9mTYi)

389 I know that now it's strategically better to just mention Hillary when talking about Benghazi but I would prefer that any discussion include Obama.

I want the criticism to be ' Hilllary and Obama abandoned four of our heroes to die' . Obama has gotten a pass from the day it happened.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:00 PM (MNgU2)

390 You want me to tweet you a pic of my moon????

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 27, 2016 06:01 PM (12kBq)

391 What's with all of the cheesy moon jokes?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2016 06:00 PM (9mTYi)

--------

Craziness. Total lunarcy.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 06:01 PM (JmjOe)

392 368Has anyone paying attention to the sonorous droning of the gasbag candidates heard any of them promise to round up all the Kardashians, Jenners and their hangers-on, trundle them into a spaceship and fire the lot into the far side of the moon yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2016 05:53 PM (yfLR3)


I blame our constitution for these pestiferous celebrities befouling our culture.

Seriously. It specifically forbids handing out titles of nobility.

But...

I'm coming to understand that "royalty" or "nobility" as a class is an inescapable concept. Therefore, we're going to get a "royal" class anyway, whether we want one or not.

So in lieu of an actual misbegotten, inbred "royal" class, we get a bunch of misbegotten, inbred celebrities and their hangers-on and wannabes cluttering up the place. There's just no escape.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2016 06:01 PM (UHKOQ)

393 Yesterday I got a federal email newsletter for us rubes working for the Fed. Unbelievable headline: Clinton Email Troubles Highlights the technology Gap between the Federal Govt. and Private Sector.

I commented on the article that the only gap regarding FAB's email usage and server was a gap in ethics and obeying the law. I received over a hundred likes.

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 06:01 PM (oiNtH)

394 I want to thank and consgadulate Presdent Obama for helping make the SpaceX launch of a Fukcon 9 rocket with a ThaiCum 8 satellite. The First Stage returned and landed on the floating landing pud because of his contributions to helping such companies that Bush did not cares about. Thamk You and we will miss you when Senitor Sanders becomes Presdent, but will stall love you.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at May 27, 2016 06:02 PM (NuElX)

395 Prediction.

Hillary gets indicted... the Wednesday after she is elected President.

Then, the Dem electors will vote in her Obama-selected Veep as President... and someone much, much worse as the new Veep.


This is actually a plausible.

I do say "plausible" tho not likely.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (qUNWi)

396 I guess Governor Martinez is out as a possible VP running mate. Trump threw her under the bus at his New Mexico rally.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (MNgU2)

397 In Fresno, Trump just reaffirmed his "respect" for Putin as a "strong" leader.

Fun times.

Posted by: person at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (mFkVC)

398 Brian Williams should have been on the Bataan Death march, that's one hike he missed.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (3wHFl)

399 All you need is me.

Posted by: FBI recommendation to indict at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (g6VuL)

400 Why does Trump hate strong and intelligent woman?

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at May 27, 2016 06:04 PM (NuElX)

401 My indian name at undergrad was Mooning Foggy Bottom

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 27, 2016 06:04 PM (12kBq)

402 Second 2nd stage burn complete and looks good. Waiting for spacecraft separation.

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 06:04 PM (zoehZ)

403 Don't worry about DNA in your food...it's good stuff. I take a DNA supplement every day.

Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2016 06:05 PM (x9c8r)

404 Trump threw her under the bus at his New Mexico rally.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (MNgU2)

=======

You mean after she snubbed Trump very publicly abd used the local press as her personal message boys????

Seriously Joe.... get that thing checked. Its been way longer than four hours.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 06:05 PM (JmjOe)

405 " Joe Biden vs Donald Trump would be comedy gold"

Well, comedy gold and magical cheetohs dust anyway.

Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at May 27, 2016 06:06 PM (24c3y)

406
I guess Governor Martinez is out as a possible VP running mate. Trump threw her under the bus at his New Mexico rally.

She threw herself under the bus by doing her best Paul Ryan impersonation

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 06:06 PM (lKyWE)

407 Governor Crispy Cream Oked a loan to Atlantic City to keep from going bankrupt

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:06 PM (3wHFl)

408

separation looks clean...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:07 PM (KId5h)

409 Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 06:05 PM (JmjOe)

Aw Trump didn't get his ass kissed. Of course he must respond like the thin skinned narcissist he is.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:08 PM (MNgU2)

410 Spacecraft separation! Falcon 9 does it again!

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 06:09 PM (zoehZ)

411
I guess Governor Martinez is out as a possible VP running mate. Trump threw her under the bus at his New Mexico rally.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (MNgU2)
--------------------

Hah, so? When their interests re-converge they'll kiss and make up over a Taco Bowl. I can just see the tweet. "I love Hispanic women!"

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 06:09 PM (pC96u)

412
I am disappointed that it is apparent that they ordered them to not do the USA chants. OTOH, they did end their broadcast by thanking those who died in service to our country.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 06:10 PM (iQIUe)

413

LadyBoyTV8 looks to be GTG and will be checking itself for sores and lesions before beginning it's drag around the block...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:10 PM (KId5h)

414 Nuke the moon? Gotta nuke something.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 06:10 PM (7qAYi)

415 408

separation looks clean...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:07 PM (KId5h)


----------------


Then you're doing it wrong. Oh....wait...what are you talking about?

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2016 06:11 PM (+x6aV)

416 Aw Trump didn't get his ass kissed. Of course he must respond like the thin skinned narcissist he is.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:08 PM (MNgU2)
----------------
The value of all people will henceforward be judged on how adulatory they are towards Mr. Trump. Former ideological designations have no meaning.

Any deviation will be met with excommunication.

Posted by: person at May 27, 2016 06:11 PM (mFkVC)

417 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/25/the-defeatocrats-cheer/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2016 05:52 PM (R+30W)



Ah yes. Thank you!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 06:11 PM (1xUj/)

418 325 If any Republican were as befuddled by simple email as Hillary, they would be mocked relentlessly by every MSM media outlet, comedian, comedy program, columnist, etc.

Wasn't Johnny Mac ridiculed by the media because he physically can't use a computer thanks to the wonders of DRV medicine?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 27, 2016 06:11 PM (0Ayrc)

419
Aw Trump didn't get his ass kissed. Of course he must respond like the thin skinned narcissist he is.

Oh please what are you 8 years old? She was a candidate for a position and told the guy hiring her she was to busy to show up for an interview.Grow up

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 06:12 PM (lKyWE)

420
I am disappointed that it is apparent that they ordered them to not do the USA chants. OTOH, they did end their broadcast by thanking those who died in service to our country.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


Glad they didn't apologize for Hiroshima.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 06:13 PM (k4M/B)

421 Oh please what are you 8 years old? She was a candidate for a position and told the guy hiring her she was to busy to show up for an interview.Grow up
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 06:12 PM (lKyWE)

=======

waste.of.breath.

lets go back to talking about guns and ammo.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 06:13 PM (JmjOe)

422

Any good military movies on tonight?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:14 PM (KId5h)

423 sted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 06:12 PM (lKyWE)

Is that your go to retort. Grow up?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:15 PM (MNgU2)

424 Nerdgasm trifecta:

1) Successful spacex thingie;

b) Michelle Malkin in a cheerleader costume;

iii) Eris playing in the thread!



*raises G ampersand T*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 06:16 PM (1xUj/)

425
IV) Pissing in Hitlery's mouth and telling her it's Huma's...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:18 PM (KId5h)

426 Playstation is making original series now.Playstation.

Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 06:20 PM (B48dK)

427 It's days like today I wish I was more mechanically inclined.

For some reason I can't get the volume on my TV go get loud even when it's at 100. I had this problem once before (I think), but can't figure out how to fix it again. I've been through everything on the menu and no luck. I can hear the sound, but you have to basically be sitting next to it to hear it.

Not that there's much on TV anyways. Landlord has AT&T Uverse here, and I can hardly find a thing worth sitting and watching on hundreds of channels. What a wasteland.

Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 06:22 PM (lbcdD)

428 I have 12 k in .22lr alone. Seriously. No joke. Deep packed from 20 years ago.

Posted by: rickb223
****

Sittin' on some gold ovuh thar

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 27, 2016 06:22 PM (+aCe4)

429
Is that your go to retort. Grow up?
Yes,we can discuss it furthur when you're done pouting.And eat your vegetables

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 06:23 PM (lKyWE)

430 427 TV and cable volume are sometimes different.Try the remote for the TV.

Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 06:24 PM (B48dK)

431 IV) Pissing in Hitlery's mouth and telling her it's Huma's...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:18 PM (KId5h)


Watch it, bud, MSNBC tossed my ass out the door for saying things like this.

Posted by: Martin Bashir, former NBC Wizard of Smart at May 27, 2016 06:24 PM (UHKOQ)

432 I want the criticism to be ' Hilllary and Obama
abandoned four of our heroes to die' . Obama has gotten a pass from
the day it happened.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:00 PM (MNgU2)

I agree. I think Obama deserves much more blame than Hillary for Benghazi.
Hillary didn't send the security that Ambassador Stevens asked for, and that is on her.
But, once the attack started, and the embassy is actually on fire, then it's not a diplomatic matter anymore, it's a military matter, and Obama's refusal to act, and instead jet off to Las Vegas to party with Beyonce - that is on him.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 06:25 PM (uAvJJ)

433

For some reason I can't get the volume on my TV go get loud even when it's at 100.

The solution is somewhere in your menu settings. Go to "sound" and see what's selected.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:26 PM (RDOwl)

434 Just let yourself luxuriate in that for a bit.
Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 04:50 PM

tease

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:27 PM (uyrlv)

435 For some reason I can't get the volume on my TV go get loud even when it's at 100.

Turn it up to eleven. It's one louder.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at May 27, 2016 06:27 PM (8ZskC)

436 Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 06:22 PM (lbcdD)

Years ago I had a neighbor who couldn't sleep one night because the older hard of hearing woman below her had fallen asleep with the volume turned way up. The neighbor realized that since they both had the same cable company, all she had to do was go downstairs and outside and aim her remote through the bedroom window where the loud sound was coming from.

It worked.

Posted by: HH at May 27, 2016 06:28 PM (DrCtv)

437
Hah, so? When their interests re-converge
they'll kiss and make up over a Taco Bowl. I can just see the tweet. "I
love Hispanic women!"

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 06:09 PM (pC96u)

Not just any taco bowl. A Trump Taco Bowl! It will be yuge and luxurious!

*slaps a Trump logo on a Taco Bell box*

Posted by: Trump! at May 27, 2016 06:28 PM (uAvJJ)

438 Is that your go to retort. Grow up?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 06:15 PM (MNgU2)

*****

How about grow up and up the voltage as well as the doses of Ritalin?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 27, 2016 06:29 PM (njlvN)

439 Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 06:22 PM (lbcdD)

There is probably a choice to allow the TV to adjust the volume automatically. Whatever it is set on now....change it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 06:30 PM (Zu3d9)

440 I'm looking forward to Hillary running down the stairs of Air Force One, tripping on her fat cankles, falling, and splitting her drunken melon on the tarmac.

We should be more concerned about who Hillary chooses as a running mate.

Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 06:30 PM (f40FU)

441
>>>Any good military movies on tonight?

Battle of the Bulge and The Longest Day both on TCM.

Both directed by the same guy.

Posted by: HH at May 27, 2016 06:32 PM (DrCtv)

442
Haven't had a steak in a while. I just watched this weirdo cook a t-bone in the middle of the woods. Now I want one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VycYEOc8Zw

I'll say this: the man knows the secret to a juicy med-rare steak: Searing!

If you know how to sear a steak, chances are it'll come out good.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:33 PM (RDOwl)

443 We should be more concerned about who Hillary chooses as a running mate.

Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 06:30 PM (f40FU)

Oh it will be some diversity candidate of course. Probably tranny. Who wears a dog suit and a tail butt plug.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 06:34 PM (uAvJJ)

444 I'm looking forward to Hillary running down the stairs of Air Force One, tripping on her fat cankles, falling, and splitting her drunken melon on the tarmac.


I still get paid, right?

Posted by: The Tuzla Sniper at May 27, 2016 06:34 PM (8ZskC)

445 441
>>>Any good military movies on tonight?

Battle of the Bulge and The Longest Day both on TCM.

Both directed by the same guy.
Posted by: HH at May 27, 2016 06:32 PM (DrCtv)

I don't like "Battle of The Bulge" as much as "Battleground", also about The Bulge.

"The Longest Day" however is one of the best.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 06:35 PM (7qAYi)

446
I was dubious when I saw the flames touch the meat. Flames should never touch the meat! But his steak came out pretty good.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:35 PM (RDOwl)

447 395 Prediction.

Hillary gets indicted... the Wednesday after she is elected President.

Then, the Dem electors will vote in her Obama-selected Veep as President... and someone much, much worse as the new Veep.

This is actually a plausible.

I do say "plausible" tho not likely.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (qUNWi)


Nope... because the VP was not voted in as President... and the US House of Reps has to sign off on the Electoral Vote...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 27, 2016 06:36 PM (qf6WZ)

448
447 395 Prediction.

Hillary gets indicted... the Wednesday after she is elected President.

Then, the Dem electors will vote in her Obama-selected Veep as President... and someone much, much worse as the new Veep.

This is actually a plausible.

I do say "plausible" tho not likely.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 06:03 PM (qUNWi)


Nope... because the VP was not voted in as President... and the US House of Reps has to sign off on the Electoral Vote...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 27, 2016 06:36 PM (qf6WZ)


Crap.... oh... wait... Paul Ryan is in charge of the House...

Never mind.... he would roll over...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 27, 2016 06:37 PM (qf6WZ)

449 Sear it in the Cast Iron Skillet and finish it under the Broiler.

Works for just about everyone who isn't ChemJeff.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:37 PM (NvC7m)

450 Rule of Law is Dead, so Hilary will certainly walk. Leftists are self-selecting nobility, and they do not suffer those they perceive as sub-people to enforce the same laws on everyone.

TLDR: All Leftists are Evil and Un-American Criminals.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 27, 2016 06:38 PM (AdgOS)

451 "In the same way that Jon Corzine has never been charged with anything in connection with the disappearance of $1.6 billion dollars."

1.6 billion? Pffff... I can make that sh*t disappear in the time it takes to fill out an NCAA bracket. Solyndra this, yo.

Posted by: Cool Hand Barky, smooove operatah, king o' da choomies. at May 27, 2016 06:38 PM (24c3y)

452
Sear it in a skillet!?!

You're wasting the flame, man! The flame!

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:39 PM (RDOwl)

453 Just a beautiful story and short video. How a NICU nurse made a big difference in peoples' lives.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j595xq3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 06:40 PM (rmw+9)

454
Chemjeff would fuck up a Steak-Um.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:40 PM (RDOwl)

455 *cackles in cis-American accent*

Looks like y'all are finally figuring out how this is gonna go, huh?

There will be NO.INDICTMENT. for the Vag.

Fear the Vag.

Vote the Vag.

Vag/Warren 2016!

Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at May 27, 2016 06:40 PM (n0Iwq)

456 Not being a MSNBC viewer, the clip that was linked in the NR article was pretty devastating to her. The final nail in her election coffin will be the FBI report. If it shows her negligence was a definite security risk, AND it shows there was pay-for-play while she was SecState, she's toast.
That's not to say she'll be indicted; that's saying she will no longer be the one running for president.

Posted by: Hank at May 27, 2016 06:42 PM (GKsb7)

457 454


Chemjeff would fuck up a Steak-Um.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:40 PM (RDOwl)

Oh probably.
Believe it or not, I actually did fuck up cooking spaghetti once

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 06:43 PM (uAvJJ)

458 But serious, you guys, how can anybody trust a president dressed like the hired help? Tacky pantsuits? This isn't communist China for Christ's sake. Hillary dresses like a fat nanny or a fucking housemaid.

Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 06:43 PM (f40FU)

459 Battle of the Bulge (1965) is so bad it's funny, The Longest Day (1962)is very good and since it follows Cornelius Ryan's book is quite accurate until it gets to the end.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:44 PM (3wHFl)

460
That's what happens when you try to cook Spaghettios.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:44 PM (RDOwl)

461 >>Sear it in a skillet!?!


Yep. A raging hot cast iron skillet. Then, on the rack it goes for 2-3 min a side.

Perfect steaks. Every time.

And no charcoal or ashes to deal with.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:44 PM (NvC7m)

462 or a fucking housemaid.


Don't knock it.

Posted by: Ahnold at May 27, 2016 06:45 PM (1xUj/)

463 >>I actually did fuck up cooking spaghetti once


Boiling water is tough.

For a Chemist.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:45 PM (NvC7m)

464 Anyone but Trump!!!

Ok, OK i have enough sour grapes saved up to pull the lever for Hillary.
After that, in honor of Cruz. I'll go melt down in traffic.

Posted by: Drider at May 27, 2016 06:46 PM (6Xbsz)

465 Someone earlier mentioned Battle of the Bugle

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 06:46 PM (k4M/B)

466 I remember watching Battle of the Bulge a number of years ago and if iirc they want to capture a Tiger or a King Tiger tank. But it seems to me the tank they show in the film is a Patton tank.

That just ain't right.

Posted by: HH at May 27, 2016 06:47 PM (DrCtv)

467 garrett, oh no that wasn't the problem. The problem was that I was in a rush and I thought I could cheat on time a little bit and put the spaghetti in the water before it had started boiling. It ended up being this gooey mass of pasta.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 06:47 PM (uAvJJ)

468 Battle of the Bulge is on at 8pm TMC

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:48 PM (3wHFl)

469 Believe it or not, I actually did fuck up cooking spaghetti once
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 06:43 PM (uAvJJ)

i actually put water on to boil and forgot, burning the pan unmercifully.
snorts at garret!

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:48 PM (uyrlv)

470

RIP ChemJeff's Water.

You will be mist.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:49 PM (KId5h)

471 There is a lot that ain't right about Battle of the Bulge

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:49 PM (3wHFl)

472 Hillary needs some gay dudes to give her a makeover. She's a stale frumpy Stepford wife with no sex appeal.

Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 06:49 PM (f40FU)

473 everyone has an opinion. if flame doesn't meet the meat it's not seared! and good!

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:50 PM (uyrlv)

474
Hillary needs some gay dudes to give her a makeover. She's a stale frumpy Stepford wife with no sex appeal.
Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 06:49 PM (f40FU)
-------------------

She ought to go to Milo's hairdresser.

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 06:51 PM (pC96u)

475 Chemjeff, fresh pasta cooks in like a minute or 2

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:51 PM (3wHFl)

476 Oh, I would guess you know any number of exothermic reactions that would boil the water...

I just don't know of one that would taste good!

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:51 PM (NvC7m)

477 Hillary needs some gay dudes to give her a makeover. She's a stale frumpy Stepford wife with no sex appeal.
Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 06:49 PM (f


I don't think there's enough "make over " in the World to save Her...

Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (O2RFr)

478 and so their we are with Fresh Pasta? like we actually will do that.

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (vP09u)

479 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo
and Abilene
The friendliest people
and the prettiest women
You've ever seen

Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (HGtd0)

480 Seems like I've been thru every damn button a dozen times already. Still working on it.

Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (lbcdD)

481 there *
shoosh

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (vP09u)

482 Making Pasta is pretty easy.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (NvC7m)

483 oh, my list of things to try is very long.

anyway, back in a little bit

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (uAvJJ)

484

"Queer Stank Eye for the Lesbian Dildo Bondage Necrophiliac Whore"

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 06:53 PM (KId5h)

485 I tried to make spaghetti once but it kept falling through the grill

Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 06:53 PM (O2RFr)

486
Chemjeff, fresh pasta cooks in like a minute or 2
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:51 PM (3wHFl)
-----------------

No no, chemjeff, don't believe it! It takes a good 30 minutes to melt those stiff, stick-like noodles down. Full rolling boil the whole time.

After which you drain them in a colander very carefully so as to get that nice noodle-shape so familiar to spaghetti lovers.

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 06:53 PM (pC96u)

487 garret, say You. my matzo still sinks

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:53 PM (vP09u)

488 >>oh, my list of things to try is very long.


Call me. I have a place on Fire Island.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 27, 2016 06:53 PM (NvC7m)

489 Oops.

Forgot the music.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy-I7dDSkw


Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2016 06:54 PM (HGtd0)

490
The old pasta machines are cool.

I think Ron Popeil made a cheapo electric pasta maker a few years ago. The informercial for it was great.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 06:54 PM (RDOwl)

491 >>You. my matzo still sinks


Matzo Balls?

I keep telling you people, WHIP YOUR EGG WHITES!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 27, 2016 06:55 PM (NvC7m)

492 You can buy fresh pasta as well as make it

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 06:55 PM (3wHFl)

493 ickysockOFF

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:55 PM (NvC7m)

494 Nuke the moon? Gotta nuke something.

Fuckin A brother.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 06:55 PM (qUNWi)

495 Making Pasta is pretty easy.






There was this time in the Army. . .. I was the pots n pans guy on KP, and this army cook was trying to boil macaroni for mac and cheese. . .

Four times I scrubbed carbon off the bottom of that pot.

Posted by: Yusef Tayeb at May 27, 2016 06:56 PM (R/Oab)

496 482 Making Pasta is pretty easy.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (NvC7m)


Except that the concept of al dente is lost on every blood relative of mine older than me.

I grew up eating mush and didn't know better, which was a mercy, I guess.

For that matter, they overcooked the living daylights out of every vegetable as well.

On the plus side, I have never longed for my mother's cooking vs. my wife's.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2016 06:56 PM (M0ddJ)

497 flour , water , salt flour a pinch of butter, tons of rolling, for 11 people.
just not doing it!
i won't do it well .because i can find it in the aisle at grocers for cheap and time saving.

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:56 PM (vP09u)

498
You will be mist.

Dew we ever

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 06:57 PM (lKyWE)

499 >> flour , water , salt flour a pinch of butter, tons of rolling


This is exactly why I like watching Giada make Pasta.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:58 PM (NvC7m)

500 498
You will be mist.

Dew we ever

Water we gonna say when he's gone?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2016 06:58 PM (M0ddJ)

501
Nuke the moon? Gotta nuke something.

Get a big laser and write your name on it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 06:58 PM (k4M/B)

502 Pasta is easy:

Dip it in an egg wash

Roll in flour

Fry for 5-6 minutes until golden brown.

Just like they serve at Rao's.*

Mama mia!










*Rao's Bait Shack and Burger Stand

Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2016 06:58 PM (HGtd0)

503 smacks male logic, because i had to read that again and again to understand it.

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 06:58 PM (vP09u)

504 As hot as Gaida is...somewhere there is a guy who is sick of her shit.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 06:59 PM (qUNWi)

505 I keep telling you people, WHIP YOUR EGG WHITES!

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:55 PM (NvC7m)

Last time I used whipped egg whites and seltzer water.

They may have been too fluffy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 06:59 PM (Zu3d9)

506 Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 06:59 PM (qUNWi)

Yes....her ex-husband.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 07:00 PM (Zu3d9)

507 Think about it, we can't have the media gushing about how handsome and graceful the First Gentleman is, - he's a lowlife rapist scumbag!

It will be left to Hillary to carry that baggage throughout her reign as well. Heavy burden, I say! Heavy!

Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 07:00 PM (f40FU)

508
This is exactly why I like watching Giada make Pasta.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 06:58 PM (NvC7m
sheesh, breaths in.

sorry still not worth the jeers and leers

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:01 PM (vP09u)

509
Fat Ass Bitch...I will not print it's name again till it's in jail or hiding in Chappaque under it's bed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 05:38 PM (Ozsfq)

Bitch it is. Thanks.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 27, 2016 05:45 PM (CFc5L)








I'm trying to train myself to use "Frau Gruppencankles".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 07:01 PM (LuZz8)

510
Did I just get Willowed?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 07:01 PM (lKyWE)

511 winks

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:03 PM (vP09u)

512 480 Seems like I've been thru every damn button a dozen times already. Still working on it.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 06:52 PM (lbcdD)

Do we need to come over there?

Posted by: washrivergal at May 27, 2016 07:03 PM (CFc5L)

513 Last time I used whipped egg whites and seltzer water.

They may have been too fluffy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 06:59 PM (Zu3d9)

fgs, so we had seltzer way back in the day?

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:04 PM (vP09u)

514 I hate Bob freaking Costas.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 07:05 PM (/tuJf)

515 With the right ingredients and some sound science, you too can have...

Posted by: Good Eats at May 27, 2016 07:05 PM (kTF2Z)

516 I hate Bob freaking Costas.


Me too. Despise that self-important little squib.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 07:06 PM (qUNWi)

517 fgs, so we had seltzer way back in the day?


We had a real old timey seltzer service when I lived in NYC. (Late Cretaceous).

They'd bring two dozen bottles in a wood crate. There was a nozzle that you'd put on the active bottle. When you were done they'd pick up the crate and leave a new one.

It looked like probably the crates and bottles had been in use since the 1930s.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 07:07 PM (1xUj/)

518

I see President Dick Breath told a questioner that he isn't sure about ever smoking pot...

I see the HIV Dementia has settled in.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 07:08 PM (KId5h)

519 Yep. A raging hot cast iron skillet. Then, on the rack it goes for 2-3 min a side.



Perfect steaks. Every time.



And no charcoal or ashes to deal with.

That's how I cook steaks in the winter, except that I put the cast iron under the broiler for 15 minutes or so. Then slap a salt and peppered steak in it for 2 1/2 minutes each side. Butter or pesto on it when it comes out.

Posted by: dartist at May 27, 2016 07:10 PM (qmou8)

520 cbd, prayers on your loss.

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:10 PM (vP09u)

521 I've been buying my steaks at Costco lately. Did some of the prime sirloin last weekend and it was so good I grabbed another pack today. Plus a boneless leg of lamb. Gonna do up some kabobs. They had these incredible looking rib eyes about 2" thick with a frenched bone about 8" long (also prime) and these rib eye cap rolls that I'm kicking myself for not buying now.

Love the saddle packs of party wings too.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 27, 2016 07:11 PM (ktzHq)

522 Bandersnatch , haha, well pfft some of you lived there and some of us lived out yonder with nada

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:12 PM (vP09u)

523 Chemjeff's water was doing fine then in a flash it Evaporated into thin air.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 07:12 PM (3wHFl)

524 how many of you lived with hokey pucks as meat?

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:13 PM (vP09u)

525
Maybe your Costco steaks are better than mine because my Costco stinks for meat.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 07:13 PM (RDOwl)

526 so this is how the barefoot in the snow for miles both ways start.

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:14 PM (vP09u)

527 OT Why is Preznit 4 putt talking Hiroshima?....Wouldn't the actual bombing date be more appropriate?

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 27, 2016 07:14 PM (0LQ4f)

528 Last time I used whipped egg whites and seltzer water.

They may have been too fluffy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 06:59 PM (Zu3d9)


You did too good a job folding them in!

My favorite Matzo Balls are light, fluffy and barely able to hold together, though. I don't enjoy a dense ball.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 07:15 PM (NvC7m)

529
OT Why is Preznit 4 putt talking Hiroshima?....Wouldn't the actual bombing date be more appropriate?
Posted by: A dude in MI


He'd rather crap on Memorial Day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 07:16 PM (k4M/B)

530 When the Grim Reaper shows up
What the Hell you gonna say?
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

Posted by: HRH Hillary I at May 27, 2016 07:16 PM (rznWS)

531 I don't enjoy a dense ball.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 07:15 PM (NvC7m)

you can like it when you get used to it. in fact maybe preferable.

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:16 PM (vP09u)

532
My mother would overcook the shit outta red meat. Burgers, steaks.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 07:17 PM (RDOwl)

533
You like a dense ball.
You know you like it.
Everybody likes it.

I just had a dense ball and I'm ready to
do it again!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 07:18 PM (KId5h)

534
Speaking of dried out crap, why is it so hard for people to make those little frosted anisette cookies? They're always dry and crumbly.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 07:19 PM (RDOwl)

535 Magoo. my children dread me cooking good cuts of meat. in fact theyactually donate their time for once to the stove or grill.

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:19 PM (vP09u)

536
It's a shame (and a sin) to overcook meat.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 07:20 PM (RDOwl)

537 Huma goes down.

Posted by: CMU VET at May 27, 2016 07:21 PM (ejB0r)

538
Hell is full of people who burnt hamburgers to a crisp.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 07:21 PM (RDOwl)

539 there's a fine line between done and too done.

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:21 PM (vP09u)

540 i admit to not figuring out where the line went

Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 07:22 PM (vP09u)

541 He went to Memorialize the 100,000 Japanese who were doing their morning routine on that Aug day, all minding their own business not hurting anyone when all of a sudden a war they did not want or ask for incinerated them and for that OBOZO is truly sorry.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 07:23 PM (3wHFl)

542
Remember those old Champ steaks that came individually wrapped with a tab of butter already on them.That was considered a choice cut by my mother

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 27, 2016 07:23 PM (lKyWE)

543 Nood.

Posted by: HH at May 27, 2016 07:24 PM (DrCtv)

544 The sidewalks are too close to my ass.

Posted by: Bob Costas at May 27, 2016 07:24 PM (gwG9s)

545 @11: "if only this were a nation of laws..."


It is. It is a nation ruled by law, just not equally applied.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 27, 2016 07:25 PM (rznWS)

546
Women just don't understand meat nor the relationship between meat and flame.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 07:25 PM (RDOwl)

547 Enough of this politics stuff. I want to talk about guns, specifically about making a recoilless shotgun out of a piece of steel pipe.


The traditional US recoilless rifles designed in the 1940s and 1950s like the 57mm, 75m (the one used by the Forest Service to start controlled avalanches) and the 106mm (which is not really a recoilless rifle because it shoots a fin stabilized projectile from a smooth bore) rely on countering the recoil of the projectile shooting out the front of the tube by burning a lot more powder than would be required to shoot an equivalent projectile at an equivalent velocity from a closed breech gun that recoils and venting the exhaust from burning all that powder out the back. This works but it burns a lot of powder for each shot.


The Carl Gustaf improves on this somewhat by using a rocket nozzle on the back to get more thrust to counter the recoil from the burning powder, thus requiring less powder for each shot to achieve the same result.


While the rocket nozzle is nice, it does require some metal working capabilities and either some calculations or a lot of trial and error to figure the correct size for the aperture. The optimum size is where the gas passing through is going at the speed of sound.


I think that it ought to be both possible and legal to make a recoilless shotgun from nothing but a length of steel pipe. The key to making it recoilless is to balance the mass of lead pellets shooting out the front with an equal weight of water shooting out the rear. The concept is something like the WW I era Davis gun used to shoot at submarines from airplanes.


I think that the minimum legal overall length for a shotgun is 26 inches. The barrel has to be a minimum of 18 inches to avoid being classified as a sawed off shotgun but the whole thing is a barrel so 26 inches is the shortest you could go without incurring the ire of BATFE. If you have a balance scale, put the shot and any wads you are going to use on one pan and on the other pan, put a balloon or condom and fill it with water until the two sides weigh the same amount. I think that electric ignition would probably be the easiest way to go with this. Use an Estes rocket igniter and enough wire. Load the lead shot, the powder and igniter and the water filled balloon into the pipe and then fire it by connecting the wires to a battery or capacitor.


As always the normal gun safety rules apply but with this you also have to be careful about what is behind you.


Anyway, enjoy a round of skeet or sporting clays without beating up your shoulder.

Posted by: Obnoxions A-Hole at May 27, 2016 07:26 PM (QHgTq)

548 @39: "AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I WILL NEVER BE OUT OF POWER - OR SUCK A DICK - AGAIN!"

Well, you *SAY* that....

Posted by: George Soros, unzipping his fly and pulling out The Thickness at May 27, 2016 07:30 PM (rznWS)

549 Hillary will become ill and never get well if they decide to charge her. Too ill to be arraigned. I actually read this somewhere. That a politically powerful person is always admitted to a hospital when the are caught in a way they can't get out of.

Posted by: huh? at May 27, 2016 07:59 PM (CRXed)

550 "all minding their own business not hurting anyone when all of a sudden a war they did not want or ask for"

Like the sailors and soldiers in Hawaii December 7, 1941?

Or like when Sherman burned Atlanta?

War is hell. What would you fight for? When would you conscript others to fight for it? When would you second guess people you don't know and understand? What do you know of emperor worship? What do you know about Japanese Industrial practices in WW2?

Posted by: huh? at May 27, 2016 08:05 PM (CRXed)

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