Sailor Who Took Pictures of His Sub's Engine Room On His Unsecure Cell Phone Could Get 10 Years in Prison for Negligently Handling Secret Information

And you know, this being a democracy where we each are equally under the rule of law, Hillary Clinton naturally faces the same risks.

Stop smirking.

Um: Apparently Hillary connected her server to a printer.

Which made it even easier to hack.

Ronald Guilmette, a private security researcher in California who prompted me to look up this information, said printing things to an Internet-based printer set up this way might have made the printer data vulnerable to eavesdropping.
"Whoever set up their home network like that was a security idiot, and it’s a dumb thing to do," Guilmette said. "Not just because any idiot on the Internet can just waste all your toner. Some of these printers have simple vulnerabilities that leave them easy to be hacked into."
More importantly, any emails or other documents that the Clintons decided to print would be sent out over the Internet -- however briefly - -before going back to the printer. And that data may have been sniffable by other customers of the same ISP, Guilmette said.

Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM

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1 Sub? You mean like a sandwich?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 02:01 PM (k4M/B)

2 I love the smell of oligarchy in the morning.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 02:02 PM (4ng05)

3 Unfrigginbelievable

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 02:02 PM (kTF2Z)

4 Well, he should know the rules!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 27, 2016 02:03 PM (qJhUV)

5
Cell Phone???

You like a call from prison???

Posted by: HILLARY!! at May 27, 2016 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

6 My son is a sonar tech. He won't even bring his phone into his work space. Also, he just got promoted to E-5.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 02:03 PM (kTF2Z)

7 He will be fine if he just wipes his phone. With a cloth. Like Hillary.

Posted by: johnd01 at May 27, 2016 02:03 PM (ukNFU)

8 Was the engine room welcoming the the LGBGTMNOP community? Because that's what the Navy is all about.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 02:04 PM (8ZskC)

9 Also, he just got promoted to E-5.

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Awesome. So did my boy this spring.

Posted by: HILLARY!! at May 27, 2016 02:04 PM (8XRCm)

10
ugg. Off cankles sock

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 02:04 PM (8XRCm)

11 But take pictures inside the women's locker room and the administration will give you a medal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 02:05 PM (8ZskC)

12 9 Also, he just got promoted to E-5.

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Awesome. So did my boy this spring.
Posted by: HILLARY!! at May 27, 2016 02:04 PM (8XRCm)

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Wait, Chelsea transitioned and then joined the Navy?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 02:05 PM (kTF2Z)

13 Reading about that Milo event that got shut down at DePaul and seeing the flyer he distributed beforehand, I think someone is going to kill the guy. I think it's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 27, 2016 02:05 PM (4ErVI)

14 And the cackling bitch will probably get away with it. Two Americas people. Two Americas.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 02:06 PM (0mRoj)

15 He needs a lawyer who will use Hillary Clinton as the reason he should not be prosecuted. Insane.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 02:06 PM (NOIQH)

16 "Run Silent, Run Deep" is the tag line on Huma's vibrator

Posted by: wooga at May 27, 2016 02:06 PM (4Tl3i)

17 Well, we don't want the secrets to the caterpillar drive getting out, now do we?

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2016 02:06 PM (3e8zv)

18 Wait, Chelsea transitioned and then joined the Navy?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 02:05 PM (kTF2Z)

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Yeah yeah yeah.

I went "Oh fuck no" as soon as I hit "POST"

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 02:07 PM (8XRCm)

19 13 Reading about that Milo event that got shut down at DePaul and seeing the flyer he distributed beforehand, I think someone is going to kill the guy. I think it's only a matter of time.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 27, 2016 02:05 PM (4ErVI)

If someone tries, nobody's going to be around to stop it. Hell, Milo had to pay for extra security, and that stupid SJW bitch hopped right up on stage and hit him in the face with no impediment whatsoever.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 02:07 PM (0mRoj)

20 He will be fine if he just wipes his phone. With a cloth. Like Hillary.

In the bathroom.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 02:07 PM (EdhH3)

21
It was allowed. Other people did it!

Posted by: Sir Hillary the Corrupt at May 27, 2016 02:08 PM (ODxAs)

22 Well, we don't want the secrets to the caterpillar drive getting out, now do we?

It was the matter/antimatter converter thingie that the Department of Defense insists does not exist..

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 02:08 PM (8ZskC)

23 There is High Law for the Nobility... and low Law for the Peasantry...

Get used to it Peon...

Posted by: DON Quixote, Hidalgo at May 27, 2016 02:09 PM (qf6WZ)

24 >>If someone tries, nobody's going to be around to stop it. Hell, Milo had
to pay for extra security, and that stupid SJW bitch hopped right up on
stage and hit him in the face with no impediment whatsoever.

Yep, and did you see why?
The college ordered the Chicago PD officers to not intervene. After forcing the college GOP group to hire them.
And the special snowflake girl taking swings at him? Her mom is high up in the Chicago PD.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 02:09 PM (NOIQH)

25
This is probably a dumb question, but why are cellphones allowed on a nuclear sub in the first place?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 02:09 PM (jcihK)

26 6 & 9. Tell congrats from the Chief
And tell them to clear the damn PMS boards damn it!!!

Sorry but it is insane to take pictures in a sub, you know you're getting hammered

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 02:09 PM (2IvUu)

27 these are not the dilithium crystals you're looking for...

Posted by: Scotty Wan Kenobi at May 27, 2016 02:10 PM (ZQfW9)

28 22 Well, we don't want the secrets to the caterpillar drive getting out, now do we?

It was the matter/antimatter converter thingie that the Department of Defense insists does not exist..

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 02:08 PM (8ZskC)

Aye,.. but Star Fleet made me take out the Dilithium crystals... apparently they were not Green Energy...

Posted by: Scotty at May 27, 2016 02:10 PM (qf6WZ)

29 I said a while back,Milo's life is in danger.He has guts going where he does.

Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 02:10 PM (B48dK)

30 US Navy Nuclear Power falls under the Atomic Energy Act of 1954. All things there are classified and can not be declassified unless that act is repealed.

The same thing applies to the engine rooms in our Aircraft carriers.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 02:11 PM (vvmPQ)

31 It's the Mandarin class at work. Get used to it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 27, 2016 02:12 PM (C9pBZ)

32 Sorry but it is insane to take pictures in a sub, you know you're getting hammered
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 02:09 PM (2IvUu)

Hillary would say, "not as long as other people have done the same thing (even if they didn't, but they did if I say they did). Vindicated!"

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 02:12 PM (4ng05)

33 We've been chasing the emails when we should be seeking the pictures.

Can you imagine The Hag's photo collection on her phone?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 27, 2016 02:12 PM (O0lVq)

34 Impunity, baby!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 27, 2016 02:12 PM (8ZskC)

35 26 6 & 9. Tell congrats from the Chief
And tell them to clear the damn PMS boards damn it!!!

Sorry but it is insane to take pictures in a sub, you know you're getting hammered

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 02:09 PM (2IvUu)

Had a Junior Officer bring try to bring a reporter with a camera into one of my Radar Rooms once...

Got in my face when I would not let them in.... luckily the Capt. thought it was funny when I told the Enswine "what part of secure space do you not understand?"....

Saved me from Mast...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 27, 2016 02:13 PM (qf6WZ)

36 This is probably a dumb question, but why are cellphones allowed on a nuclear sub in the first place?

Considering they are an iPod, Kindle, game platform.......

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 02:13 PM (EdhH3)

37 I don't think anyone is suggesting what he did wasn't wrong,only that Hillary is still free as a bird having done worse.

Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2016 02:14 PM (B48dK)

38 The sailor might have revealed technical information, Hillbags had State Secrets at the Highest level.

And she put it in a place that could be undetectably accessed by anyone in the world. And probably was.

Posted by: Dragline at May 27, 2016 02:14 PM (Mt8T4)

39 That's another sign I'm getting old... Never would've even thought "hey, this is a good spot for some pics", much less had a cellphone on...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 27, 2016 02:14 PM (C9pBZ)

40 Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 02:09 PM (NOIQH)

Yep, I saw that. Brownshirts enabling brownshirts.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 02:14 PM (0mRoj)

41 We've been chasing the emails when we should be seeking the pictures.

Can you imagine The Hag's photo collection on her phone?

Upskirt? Blech.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 02:14 PM (EdhH3)

42 Obviously no cell phones in SESS spaces or engine rooms on ships, but can one take one aboard a submarine? Are they locked up?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 02:15 PM (jR7Wy)

43 Yeah about the printer thing.

Someone in our neighborhood has a wireless printer. It has no security. I can use their printer any time I want to. Can't imagine why I would but... talk about a backdoor.

Posted by: CHristopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 02:15 PM (39g3+)

44 I don't think anyone is suggesting what he did wasn't wrong,only that Hillary is still free as a bird having done worse.

Hill made bank off it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 02:15 PM (EdhH3)

45
Can you imagine The Hag's photo collection on her phone?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 27, 2016 02:12 PM (O0lVq)

Selfie with leathery lesbian in St Paul.....

Selfie with leathery lesbian in Boston.....

Selfie with leathery lesbian in Savannah....

Selfie with leathery lesbian in Austin....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 02:16 PM (jcihK)

46 "My son is a sonar tech."

Congrats. The Navy came after me hard out of school. Wanted me to be one of the guys that ran the reactor on nuclear sub.

No thank you. Months submerged and standing next to an atomic reactor. I couldn't bear it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2016 02:16 PM (LA7Cm)

47 Can you imagine The Hag's photo collection on her phone?

I'm guessing its mostly the wrong camera turned on and blurry closeups.

Posted by: CHristopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 02:16 PM (39g3+)

48 And the special snowflake girl taking swings at him? Her mom is high up in the Chicago PD.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 02:09 PM (NOIQH)

Ah, yes, the same Chicago PD that so oppresses black people and targets them for murder.

"How dare Milo say that BLM is a scam! He doesn't care about the evil pigs offing innocent persons of color! So we'll scream at him and shake our fists in his face - don't worry, the evil pigs won't dare do a thing to us!"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 27, 2016 02:16 PM (u0lmX)

49
38 The sailor might have revealed technical information, Hillbags had State Secrets at the Highest level.

And she put it in a place that could be undetectably accessed by anyone in the world. And probably was.

Posted by: Dragline at May 27, 2016 02:14 PM (Mt8T4)

There are reports that at least TWO high level international Terrorist ops kept going south.... someone somewhere was leaking information....

Right up until they cut the State Dept. out of the loop....

Posted by: Don Q. at May 27, 2016 02:16 PM (qf6WZ)

50 Someone in our neighborhood has a wireless printer. It has no security. I can use their printer any time I want to. Can't imagine why I would but... talk about a backdoor.

Print pics of your junk to it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 02:16 PM (EdhH3)

51 38
The sailor might have revealed technical information, Hillbags had State Secrets at the Highest level.

And she put it in a place that could be undetectably accessed by anyone in the world. And probably was.

Posted by: Dragline at May 27, 2016 02:14 PM (Mt8T4)

What makes it even worse is that anyone can find out all the technical info they want by going to a library but the Navy stuff will remain classified until doomsday because of that 1954 Act. (which was response to the Rosenbergs)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 02:17 PM (vvmPQ)

52
When I look at my available wifi connections, I usually will find 2 unsecured ones which I can just connect to.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 02:17 PM (iQIUe)

53
Someone in our neighborhood has a wireless printer. It has no security. I can use their printer any time I want to. Can't imagine why I would but... talk about a backdoor.

Posted by: CHristopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 02:15 PM (39g3+)

LOL.... I'd send a Document to their Printer.... saying...

"Did you know your printer was not secure???

Thank you, from your friendly neighborhood Hacker"

Posted by: Don Q. at May 27, 2016 02:18 PM (qf6WZ)

54 Considering they are an iPod, Kindle, game platform.......

It's also a camera, a video camera, an audio recorder, and can send and receive data which means those other functions aren't considered. It should be a great big nope.

Posted by: no good deed at May 27, 2016 02:18 PM (9nt94)

55

ONE TIME AT COMMIE CAMP I ACCIDENTALLY ATE KALE AND HALLUCINATED THAT I WAS A PAIR OF MARILYN MONROE'S USED PANTIES STUFFED IN ROBERT KENNEDY'S SUIT POCKET.

FORTUNATELY I SHIT MY PANTS, VOIDING THE TOXIC KALE OF DEATH AND REGAINED MY SENSES SOON ENOUGH TO SNEAK SOME PICS OF THE TROTSKY TARGET URINAL CAKE IN THE EXECUTIVE WASHROOM.

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE BIG BOARD PICTURE TAKER at May 27, 2016 02:18 PM (KId5h)

56 43,
Did that to a neighbor after several mentions that theirs was unsecured. We were all out back having an adult beverage or three and he finally said I couldn't...
So I did. From my phone.

Much hilarity ensued

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 27, 2016 02:18 PM (C9pBZ)

57 All the wireless in my neighborhood are secured, but given how lousy ours is I can't imagine how poor a connection from another house would be.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 02:18 PM (39g3+)

58 Sidebar's "cache" should be "cachet".

Posted by: Obershtuppenspellfuhrer at May 27, 2016 02:19 PM (bIhmV)

59 2 unsecured printers wifi connections though I often can find 1 unsecured wifi computer connection, too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 02:19 PM (iQIUe)

60 "Did you know your printer was not secure???

Thank you, from your friendly neighborhood Hacker"
Posted by: Don Q. at May 27, 2016 02:18 PM (qf6WZ)

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P.S. You left the toilet seat up.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 02:19 PM (8XRCm)

61
Considering they are an iPod, Kindle, game platform.......

It's also a camera, a video camera, an audio recorder, and can send and receive data which means those other functions aren't considered. It should be a great big nope.

Posted by: no good deed at May 27, 2016 02:18 PM (9nt94)

Not to mention, an RF emitter which can be DF'd, even when you're not on a call.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 02:20 PM (jcihK)

62 Cheryl Mills is being deposed in the Judicial Watch FOIA proceeding right now. Judge has ordered transcript but not the video to be released. How long will that take? Could be fast.

Mills was Hillary's point in deciding which e-mails should be turned over to State and which were "private." When there's a lot of e-mails to review for production, litigants will often jointly agree on a list of search terms. Mills made up her own list. I'd bet it didn't include "Benghazi."

Will Mills be pressed to plead the Fifth?

Developing ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 02:20 PM (r1fLd)

63 I'm just here for the caché.

Posted by: SarahW not sure what's real anymore at May 27, 2016 02:20 PM (3fTXW)

64 Send a stock pr0n photo of some guy's junk to your neighbor's unsecured printer. Address it to his wife.

Posted by: Roy at May 27, 2016 02:21 PM (VndSC)

65 For I have none and get no diacriticals.

Posted by: SarahW not sure what's real anymore at May 27, 2016 02:21 PM (3fTXW)

66 60 "Did you know your printer was not secure???

Thank you, from your friendly neighborhood Hacker"
Posted by: Don Q. at May 27, 2016 02:18 PM (qf6WZ)

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P.S. You left the toilet seat up.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 02:19 PM (8XRCm)

And is your refrigerator running??

Posted by: Don Q. at May 27, 2016 02:21 PM (qf6WZ)

67 Rules are only for the little people, get use to it.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 02:22 PM (3wHFl)

68 61 Not to mention, an RF emitter which can be DF'd, even when you're not on a call.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 02:20 PM (jcihK)

Not too much RF will get through a multilayer steel tube which acts as a Faraday Cage.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 02:22 PM (vvmPQ)

69 ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT!

We joke about getting Geek Squad in to set it up but holy shit. This isn't even hey Tommy's kid is good with computers, he can set it up.

I just. What the actual fuck?

If we're living in a nobility, why do we get Chelsea instead of Kate Middleton?

Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

70 This is why I hate Comcast:

Their headlines this morning (sample):

Real 'American Sniper' caught in a lie?

Hillary addresses email.

Turns out Kyle is not a hero after all and Hillary's email scandal is now officially over.

The world is now as it should be.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 02:23 PM (4ng05)

71 Cell phone on a sub?

I can't imagine you would get any coverage out there.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes Those Who Died to Protect Our Right to Gripe at May 27, 2016 02:23 PM (hLRSq)

72 Someone in our neighborhood has a wireless printer. It has no security. I can use their printer any time I want to. Can't imagine why I would but... talk about a backdoor.

GET....OUT......!

RED RUM!

RED RUM!

Posted by: Dragline at May 27, 2016 02:24 PM (Mt8T4)

73 photo collection on her phone?

She doesn't let her assistants husband anywhere near her office equipment I hope.

Posted by: SarahW not sure what's real anymore at May 27, 2016 02:24 PM (3fTXW)

74 If Mill's were to plead the fifth, we would know it already, wouldn't we?

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 27, 2016 02:25 PM (V40IZ)

75
Not too much RF will get through a multilayer steel tube which acts as a Faraday Cage.

And underwater.

Posted by: Dragline at May 27, 2016 02:25 PM (Mt8T4)

76 They're weren't espionage charges so he wasn't filming secret documents right?
Just taking a dick-pic with a reactor as the backdrop - not going to get a glowing review for that.

Posted by: DaveA at May 27, 2016 02:25 PM (DL2i+)

77 The caterpillar identifies as a butterfly, haters.

Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 02:25 PM (UzPAd)

78 I think at this point we can confidently assert that Hillary's homebrew setup has passed the point of "clusterfuck" into new territory for which we have a paucity of words to define.

In 20 years someone will be able to get the retiring members of various states to talk anonymously about exactly how much they siphoned from her system, and what they did with that information. Since the current administration is already working overtime to destroy our standing in the world, it's unlikely that her actions will have caused more damage to us than Obama's overt ones, but I bet it will be close.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2016 02:26 PM (M0ddJ)

79 A cell phone in a sub sounds about as useful as a doggie door.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 27, 2016 02:26 PM (3myMJ)

80 This is interesting (to me at least)...

I just received an overnight, must-be-personally-signed-for letter via FedEx from GMC. It says that the Acadia I just leased for the wife had an inaccurate window sticker that said the EPA fuel economy was 19 MPG.

It says the actual MPG is 17.

They are offering a debit card with $900 on it to forget the whole matter.

Wonder what the class action amount would be?

Never take the first offer.

Posted by: jwest at May 27, 2016 02:26 PM (Zs4uk)

81 So Amber Heard has a picture of her with a black eye and is claiming domestic violence from Johnny Depp. Maybe, I guess.

but on the other hand, how bad would a Johnny Depp punch really hurt?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 02:26 PM (39g3+)

82 70 Turns out Kyle is not a hero after all and Hillary's email scandal is now officially over.

The world is now as it should be.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 02:23 PM (4ng05)

And it turns out the headline is BS. What the story says is there is a discrepancy between what his DD-214 says and what his other records say. One is wrong but they do not say which one is wrong.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 02:26 PM (vvmPQ)

83 Wonder what the class action amount would be?

A coupon for 10% off your next oil change and millions in the pockets of a lawyer.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 02:26 PM (39g3+)

84 Christopher Taylor he could catch you with a fingernail and bowie up yer eye.

Posted by: SarahW not sure what's real anymore at May 27, 2016 02:27 PM (3fTXW)

85
but on the other hand, how bad would a Johnny Depp punch really hurt?

Less than 'The Lone Ranger.'

Posted by: Dragline at May 27, 2016 02:27 PM (Mt8T4)

86 but on the other hand, how bad would a Johnny Depp punch really hurt?

Well, he wears a lot of rings. That would hurt even if he punches like a seven year old.

Posted by: no good deed at May 27, 2016 02:27 PM (9nt94)

87 DD-214's get screwed up all the time. Mine's missing one of my NAM's and my NEC.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 27, 2016 02:27 PM (V40IZ)

88 The printer thing is a nothingburger. There's no need to use a printer as a pivot point when your Exchange server is already facing the internet with OWA enabled.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2016 02:28 PM (UBzPO)

89 72 Someone in our neighborhood has a wireless printer. It has no security. I can use their printer any time I want to. Can't imagine why I would but... talk about a backdoor.

Print out Moby Dick.

In like 40 pt font.

Do not reverse collate.

Crazy fun!

Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2016 02:28 PM (M0ddJ)

90 Send a stock pr0n photo of some guy's junk to your neighbor's unsecured printer. Address it to his wife.

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Danger. Carlos Danger.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 02:28 PM (Nwg0u)

91 And it turns out the headline is BS. What the story says is there is a discrepancy between what his DD-214 says and what his other records say. One is wrong but they do not say which one is wrong.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 02:26 PM (vvmPQ)

Not uncommon at all that the DD-214 is wrong. Happened to me and was one hell of a hassle to get it fixed. I don't even know whether it is fixed. I just gave up.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 02:28 PM (4ng05)

92 A coupon for 10% off your next oil change and millions in the pockets of a lawyer.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 02:26 PM (39g3+)

I think you might be right.

Guess I'll take the money.

Posted by: jwest at May 27, 2016 02:28 PM (Zs4uk)

93 The Comcast ceo is a big Obama supporter, like you couldn't have guessed

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 02:29 PM (3wHFl)

94 One is wrong but they do not say which one is wrong.

And whichever is wrong he has a silver star and bronze stars for valor. How many will Hillary get for sending inadvertant junk pictures to the Chinese on her printer?

Posted by: SarahW not sure what's real anymore at May 27, 2016 02:29 PM (3fTXW)

95 [iTROTSKY TARGET URINAL CAKE

Are these readily available?
Is there a Great Leftists to Piss On collection?

Posted by: DaveA at May 27, 2016 02:29 PM (DL2i+)

96

Someone in our neighborhood has a wireless printer.

Could be bait.
Best to ignore it.

Posted by: Horhay Haysouz at May 27, 2016 02:29 PM (0LmgR)

97
"Did you know your printer was not secure???

Thank you, from your friendly neighborhood Hacker"

Posted by: Don Q. at May 27, 2016 02:18 PM (qf6WZ)

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P.S. You left the toilet seat up.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 02:19 PM (8XRCm)
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P.P.S. You're out of peanut butter...

Posted by: Mary T. Lincoln at May 27, 2016 02:30 PM (aQQbl)

98 If we're living in a nobility, why do we get Chelsea instead of Kate Middleton?

Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

And they get the changing of the guard and we get JEF throwing like a girl at mlb games.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 27, 2016 02:30 PM (u0lmX)

99
Off, ya old widow sock...

Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 02:32 PM (aQQbl)

100 I can't be the only person who's having a slow damned day?

Where are all the Morons? In shore traffic?

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 27, 2016 02:32 PM (V40IZ)

101 Is cache anything like pudding cups?

Posted by: SarahW not sure what's real anymore at May 27, 2016 02:33 PM (3fTXW)

102 If we're living in a nobility, why do we get Chelsea instead of Kate Middleton?

Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

hope, ar met chicago, il

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 27, 2016 02:33 PM (0O7c5)

103 "US Navy Nuclear Power falls under the Atomic Energy Act of 1954."

I've had a working theory on this. Tell me if I'm wrong.

We've had a military applications bias in our nuclear power development since the start. Because of this, we've put little into developing Thorium, a weaker cousin to uranium and plutonium, as a fuel source. Thorium is more plentiful than uranium and you can't make a bomb out of it the way you can with uranium and plutonium.

With five or ten years of effort we could commercially develop thorium reactors as an alternative energy source. The waste from a thorium reactor is far less dangerous than form a uranium or plutonium-based reactor. No CO2 emissions, if you care.

But instead Obama been putting our money into companies like Solyndra to MANUFACTURE suboptimal solar panels. That's the tragic bit: we've lost TIME and MONEY by not pursuing viable alternative energy sources and now have d*ck to show for it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 02:34 PM (r1fLd)

104 Take the cash (ok, card). The alternative settlement is future "discounts" and such.

Interesting that our evenhanded government has no interest in investigating GM further on this, but wants to nail VW for something less than 500k vehicles.

It's as if we're in a banana republic or something...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 27, 2016 02:34 PM (C9pBZ)

105 A super delegate has dumped Hilldog in favor of Comrade Bernie. A one off or the beginning of a Bernie-lanche?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 02:34 PM (Nwg0u)

106 "I didn't know how the computer worked..."

//Submariner behind bars

goddamned retarded electorate

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 02:35 PM (g8Hfr)

107 I'm not sure if this has ever been made public but during the Clinton/Bush transition one of the dirty tricks the Clinton staffers did (besides removing the 'W's from all the keyboards) was to print hundreds of pornographic images and then re-insert those pages face-down in the various white-house printers about mid-way through the paper trays so there was nice surprises when the new admin people tried printing large documents.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2016 02:35 PM (UBzPO)

108 57
All the wireless in my neighborhood are secured, but given how lousy
ours is I can't imagine how poor a connection from another house would
be.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 02:18 PM (39g3+)
Several years ago I was living in a cozy (read houses almost touched) neighborhood. Found several wireless routers unsecured. I was able ask around, poke around and identify all but one of them.

That last one took me a while but eventually found it belonged to a polish couple. Turns out they both worked in the healthcare field - no idea if they had any hipaa related data on their computer, but geesh!!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 27, 2016 02:35 PM (jxbfJ)

109

"Leck Mich im Arsch"

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MOZART'S FAVORITE SONG at May 27, 2016 02:36 PM (KId5h)

110 "If we're living in a nobility, why do we get Chelsea instead of Kate Middleton?"

To be fair, they also get Prince Charles.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes Those Who Died to Protect Our Right to Gripe at May 27, 2016 02:36 PM (hLRSq)

111 If we're living in a nobility, why do we get Chelsea instead of Kate Middleton?

Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

Because we all touch ourselves at night and it makes Baby Jesus cry.

Also... the dead hooker.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2016 02:37 PM (fC9RO)

112
Not uncommon at all that the DD-214 is wrong. Happened to me and was one hell of a hassle to get it fixed. I don't even know whether it is fixed. I just gave up.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 02:28 PM (4ng05)

Yup. I know mine is inaccurate, missing a couple of items as well. After 25 years though, I really don't care too much.

Funny thing, back in the day we were told to ONLY trust your DD214. You got the certificate for a Good Conduct Medal? Hooray for you. Don't you DARE wear it until you see it typed out on your 214.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 02:38 PM (jcihK)

113 110 Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes Those Who Died to Protect Our Right to Gripe at May 27, 2016 02:36 PM (hLRSq)

Who according to the junk papers I just saw at Three Bears Alaska was caught kissing his boy toy....

I never knew Chuck was a contortionist.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 02:39 PM (g8Hfr)

114 103 Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 02:34 PM (r1fLd)

While Thorium is technically more plentiful that Uranium U-238 and much more plentiful than U-235 which is used for fission, using it for a controlled fission process would be much more difficult.

And explanation of the "why" would get too detailed and long to post here.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 02:40 PM (vvmPQ)

115 Only two possibilities here. The sailor was taking these pics for nefarious intentions or that the training and selection of sailors for sub duty has completely deteriorated.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 02:40 PM (2DYky)

116 But instead Obama been putting our money into companies like Solyndra to MANUFACTURE suboptimal solar panels.

That's the tragic bit: we've lost TIME and MONEY by not pursuing viable alternative energy sources and now have d*ck to show for it.

But they've made millions!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 02:41 PM (EdhH3)

117 112 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 02:38 PM (jcihK)

Correct, you can have your certificate, the recommendation chain, all the way to pictures of the man who generated the award pinning you proudly with it...

the DD214 uber alles.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 02:41 PM (g8Hfr)

118 And explanation of the "why" would get too detailed and long to post here.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 02:40 PM (vvmPQ)

You know we have movie reviews sometimes, right?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2016 02:41 PM (M0ddJ)

119 The real story of Hillary: there are 300,000,000 US citizens who know that if they had done any of the things that she has done they would already be in prison. And it wouldn't have taken a team of crack FBI agents to put them there; one would have been enough.

Posted by: An Observation at May 27, 2016 02:42 PM (VuLVV)

120 I have my printer connected through my home network. Should I be concerned?

Posted by: Serenity Now! at May 27, 2016 02:42 PM (BDZWU)

121
Bill Whittle with another perfectly and succinctly explained video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUY5YXjSr20

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2016 02:42 PM (ODxAs)

122 Christopher Taylor he could catch you with a fingernail and bowie up yer eye.

The dangers of the slapfight

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 02:42 PM (39g3+)

123
117 112 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 02:38 PM (jcihK)

Correct, you can have your certificate, the recommendation chain, all the way to pictures of the man who generated the award pinning you proudly with it...

the DD214 uber alles.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 02:41 PM (g8Hfr)

Yup. And that's EXACTLY what Kyle did. He trusted the DD214.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 02:42 PM (jcihK)

124 Wonder why they didn't say where his cell phone was found?

Posted by: dagny at May 27, 2016 02:43 PM (UbIg6)

125 119 Posted by: An Observation at May 27, 2016 02:42 PM (VuLVV)

and the reason we're fucked as a nation is there re ~90 million people who place their personal greed over the rule of law to the point she literally could eviscerate a child on TV to fill her bathtub and they'd cheer.

But hey Ben Shapiro says Trump hurts the Conservative movement more.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 02:43 PM (g8Hfr)

126 "And explanation of the "why" would get too detailed and long to post here."

Difficult to develop, or difficult to implement, or both?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 02:44 PM (r1fLd)

127 126 Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 02:44 PM (r1fLd)

Difficult to control in a harvestable manner IIRC...

Micro Nuclear Power's been tried...

Bing "SL-1"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 02:45 PM (g8Hfr)

128 "I have my printer connected through my home network. Should I be concerned?"

No. Even if it was publicly-facing the internet the worst that will happen is someone sending a bogus print job to use all your ink/paper.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2016 02:45 PM (UBzPO)

129
President Hillary's nuclear code football brief case will be opened via The Clapper.

*Clap On!*

*Clap Off!*

Posted by: Misheard Lyrics Guy at May 27, 2016 02:46 PM (RDOwl)

130 She is like a bottomless pinata of crap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2016 02:46 PM (3ZoRf)

131 "hope, ar met chicago, il"

Negative.

Little Rock, AR met chicago, il.

Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at May 27, 2016 02:47 PM (O50yS)

132 Bill Whittle with another perfectly and succinctly explained video:

I love his summation of the left.

If America is fundamentally decent and moral, what do we need the left for? Hence: the constant outrage machine.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 02:47 PM (39g3+)

133 Hmmm, perky twerky Katie Kuric looks a bit like F. Murray Abraham in the movie Amadeus... as the old Salieri.

Look it up. Don't make me googly search for you.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 27, 2016 02:48 PM (TOk1P)

134 133 Posted by: BurtTC at May 27, 2016 02:48 PM (TOk1P)

I was thinking more like F Murray Abraham in Star Trek Insurrection....

yes...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 02:49 PM (g8Hfr)

135 Don't worry. I'm sure she never printed anything classified.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 27, 2016 02:49 PM (KUaJL)

136 They are offering a debit card with $900 on it to forget the whole matter.

Wonder what the class action amount would be?

Never take the first offer.
Posted by: jwest at May 27, 2016 02:26 PM (Zs4uk)
__________________________

Take the $900.

The plaintiffs in a class action rarely end up with more than a few bucks. The only people who see any real money in a class action lawsuit are the lawyers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 27, 2016 02:49 PM (BNs9e)

137 "25

This is probably a dumb question, but why are cellphones allowed on a nuclear sub in the first place?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 02:09 PM (jcihK)"

Another question, who are you going to call? A cannot imagine that reception is going to be all that good in a metal tube under water hundred or thousands of miles from the nearest cell tower. You will be lucky to get two bars.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 27, 2016 02:49 PM (QHgTq)

138 If we're living in a nobility, why do we get Chelsea instead of Kate Middleton?

Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

That Prince Harry seems like a good guy, maybe we should invite him over. At least he seems to like America more than TFG.

And I'm not kidding at all about that second sentence.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at May 27, 2016 02:49 PM (C9lNt)

139 128 "I have my printer connected through my home network. Should I be

-----------------

As long as you turn off the kenuble port you should be fine.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 02:49 PM (kTF2Z)

140 Yeah. Small scale thorium reactors have been "coming soon" since what, early seventies?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 27, 2016 02:50 PM (C9pBZ)

141 I'm pretty sure DD-214's don't get generated until you separate. When I was in, you made sure everything was in your service record, and then that all got put into your 214 on the day you were getting out.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 27, 2016 02:50 PM (V40IZ)

142 I was thinking more like F Murray Abraham in Star Trek Insurrection....

yes...
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 02:49 PM (g8Hfr)

Dammit. I was doing a good job of forgetting that movie existed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2016 02:50 PM (3ZoRf)

143 126 Difficult to develop, or difficult to implement, or both?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 02:44 PM (r1fLd)

Both, difficult to implement because of control factors and the fact that fissionable Th is really rare. What happens is natural Th-232 must absorb a thermal neutron to become U-233 which is fissile and then can be used. So it has to be neutron irradiated first.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 02:51 PM (vvmPQ)

144 I just want to say that it's gonna be raining all weekend in IA, and that the Palmer's Cherry Bing is possibly the most underrated candy bar ever.

That's all.

Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 02:51 PM (aQQbl)

145 "Thomas Granger was sentenced on September 7, 1642, for having sex with a mare, a cow, two goats, "divers sheepe," two calves, and a turkey."

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MY ANCESTOR at May 27, 2016 02:51 PM (KId5h)

146 Christopher Taylor he could catch you with a fingernail and bowie up yer eye.

The dangers of the slapfight

-
The DePaul protesters are like soldiers on D Day trying to find a safe place.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 02:51 PM (Nwg0u)

147 Just think in 1941, the War and Navy Departments would cut the White House out of the loop on Purple intercepts because of security breaches.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 02:51 PM (cqzjS)

148 Laws are for the peasantry, not the nobility, and damned sure not the royalty, like the Clintons.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 27, 2016 02:51 PM (rznWS)

149 >>A cannot imagine that reception is going to be all that good in a metal
tube under water hundred or thousands of miles from the nearest cell
tower. You will be lucky to get two bars.

Especially if you've gone radio silent.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 02:51 PM (NOIQH)

150 141 Posted by: Chupacabra at May 27, 2016 02:50 PM (V40IZ)

In the Army you take your ERB and your 201 to your cashiering...

If they match the OMPF you're golden.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 02:52 PM (g8Hfr)

151 "She is like a bottomless pinata of crap."

Dang, that's good. Will be stealing, fo sho.

Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at May 27, 2016 02:52 PM (O50yS)

152 I taught a Cisco class for a very secure facility at Bragg a couple of times. ALL my electronics, CDs, phone, thumb drives, etc. were impounded each morning. Had an armed para follow me around to get coffee or take a piss. Back in the day when i was a GM we didn't have phones. Good Times.

Posted by: Trainer at May 27, 2016 02:52 PM (MxoXi)

153 Don't shut off the karnuble port until you check the blinker fluid level. Don't want that stuff leaking onto your desktop.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 27, 2016 02:52 PM (C9pBZ)

154 131
"hope, ar met chicago, il"

Negative.

Little Rock, AR met chicago, il.

Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at May 27, 2016 02:47 PM (O50yS)

iswydt well played

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 27, 2016 02:53 PM (0O7c5)

155 145 "Thomas Granger was sentenced on September 7, 1642, for having sex with a mare, a cow, two goats, "divers sheepe," two calves, and a turkey."
_______________________

Tommy was just "celebrating diversity" long before it was cool.

Way ahead of his time.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 27, 2016 02:53 PM (BNs9e)

156 But hey Ben Shapiro says Trump hurts the Conservative movement more.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 02:43 PM (g8Hfr)

Yes, yes, of course.

But...

What has the conservative movement actually accomplished lately?

To the jaded eye of someone from the hinterlands it seems that they murmur their invocations in their temples, demand their tithes, speak of the great things to come and do nothing. Worse, it often seems that they do the opposite, being more concerned with their status and their sinecures than actually developing a goal and working to achieve any part of it.

I am not saying that Donald Trump is a Martin Luther, but he is a force they did not reckon on and have no idea (still do not have any idea) on how to fight. He is stirring up stagnant ponds and flame-throwing a lot of undergrowth and it is crude and nasty and g-d about time it was done.

A reformation is needed and if any, any of these conservative constitutionalists were smart they would be figuring out how Trump does it and start taking a sickle to the weeds themselves.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes Those Who Died to Protect Our Right to Gripe at May 27, 2016 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

157 This is probably a dumb question, but why are cellphones allowed on a nuclear sub in the first place?

Probably because separating a millennial from a cell phone is like separating an addict from their drug.

in 1941, the War and Navy Departments would cut the White House out of the loop on Purple intercepts because of security breaches.

Yeah well, half the administration was red as a crimson rose covered with blood up against a brick wall with a red spotlight shone on it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 02:54 PM (39g3+)

158 147 Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 02:51 PM (cqzjS)

The Army literally decided that there were too many overt communist agents in FDR's Jackie Chan players so they hid Venona and cultivated contacts from both parties in Congress....

b/c they understood Constitution > Dumbass in Office and his things

Now...the Muslim Brotherhood is actively infiltrating the Federal Government what is DoD doing?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 02:54 PM (g8Hfr)

159 The passport photo printers at FedEx Office (Kinko's) are bluetooth.... The pass code is '0000'.... Just sayin'.

Posted by: Johnny at May 27, 2016 02:54 PM (I1KBZ)

160 127 Difficult to control in a harvestable manner IIRC...

Micro Nuclear Power's been tried...

Bing "SL-1"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 02:45 PM (g8Hfr)

I can't say much about SL-1 because even it falls under that Atomic Energy Act of 1954 and is therefore classified, but it did not use Thorium.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 02:55 PM (vvmPQ)

161 President Hillary's nuclear code football brief case will be opened via The Clapper.

*Clap On!*

*Clap Off!*

-
And a nuclear war could start like that! [Snaps fingers]

Uh oh.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 02:55 PM (Nwg0u)

162 "Small scale thorium reactors have been "coming soon" since what, early seventies?"

Trying to understand whether it's (1) an R&D issue or an (2) an unfixable operational issue. #1 could conceivably fix #2.

Even if the R&D is speculative it strikes me as a better investment than subsidizing the manufacture of things like solar panels that you know are sub-optimal.

It would also be better for our research universities than putting R&D money into biased CAGW research, let alone LGBT research.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 02:55 PM (r1fLd)

163 But hey Ben Shapiro says Trump hurts the Conservative movement more.

That is a silly thesis. The Donald will have as much effect on conservatism as the first President Bush did. Did Bush I seriously damage the country by undoing everything Reagan did? Yes - but that had no effect on the conservative people in the country.

Donald Trump is a singularity - his purpose is to change course from the Obama ship wreck course to any other course - he will bring no long term change to the way conservatives view government - or how they view the Republican party.

Posted by: An Observation at May 27, 2016 02:56 PM (VuLVV)

164 "Thomas Granger was sentenced on September 7, 1642, for having sex with a mare, a cow, two goats, "divers sheepe," two calves, and a turkey."

That what I call playing the field.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 02:56 PM (qUNWi)

165 As an E-5 with a TS security clearance, I knew very well the consequences should there be even a slight breach of a confidential message. Hell. To. Pay.

This sailor is going to hard labor prison for 4-6 years while the FAB continues to lie about her server as SOS even after the IG report.

Sick.

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 02:56 PM (oiNtH)

166
the vanity domain "clintonemail.com."
------------------------

Heh.

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 02:56 PM (pC96u)

167 153 Don't shut off the karnuble port until you check the blinker fluid level. Don't want that stuff leaking onto your desktop.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 27, 2016 02:52 PM (C9pBZ)

--------------

Good catch. Forgot about that. Also, make sure your router spangler is set to high.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2016 02:57 PM (kTF2Z)

168 156 Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes Those Who Died to Protect Our Right to Gripe at May 27, 2016 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

Donald Trump, and Ben Shapiro et al NEED to ponder this, is not the guy killing the Conservative movement.

That would be the DC GOP undermining every Conservative item from the agenda for 20 years.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 02:57 PM (g8Hfr)

169 "110
"If we're living in a nobility, why do we get Chelsea instead of Kate Middleton?"

To be fair, they also get Prince Charles.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes Those Who Died to Protect Our Right to Gripe at May 27, 2016 02:36 PM (hLRSq)"

Prince Charles is kind of the Joe Biden of the Royal Family.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 27, 2016 02:57 PM (QHgTq)

170 No question it's a research issue, but to quote the good perfesser, there's less opportunity for graft...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 27, 2016 02:57 PM (C9pBZ)

171 141 I'm pretty sure DD-214's don't get generated until you separate. When I was in, you made sure everything was in your service record, and then that all got put into your 214 on the day you were getting out.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 27, 2016 02:50 PM (V40IZ)

-----------------

The military must have changed. When the commander pinned my ribbons, I wore them and no one said squat to me about it. As long as the presentation certificate was in my file, that award was mine. All the DD214 was, was confirmation that I had been in the military and had been honorably discharged. It also listed all my metals, but wasn't necessary to wear them.

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2016 02:58 PM (Fmupd)

172
Don't know about that karbunkle port on the printer, but when I read something in the sidebar and then hit the back arrow, the diskronification circuits disremember the frontpage badly.

But this computer has been wacky since the outbreak of Trump hostilities here. Makes me paranoid.

Posted by: Horhay Haysouz at May 27, 2016 02:58 PM (0LmgR)

173 FYI - this sailor is female. I wish someone would confront the Democrat vagina candidate about empowering women and breaking through that glass ceiling!!! she is always rattling on about. Bitch.

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 02:58 PM (oiNtH)

174
Prince Charles is kind of the Joe Biden of the Royal Family.

No, that's the Queen's wife Prince Phillip. The man is frankly hilarious to behold. He's like Biden mixed with an upper class twit from Monty Python. But you know, half the time I find myself nodding to his hilarity.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 02:58 PM (39g3+)

175 81 So Amber Heard has a picture of her with a black eye and is claiming domestic violence from Johnny Depp. Maybe, I guess.

but on the other hand, how bad would a Johnny Depp punch really hurt?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 02:26 PM (39g3+)

============
It's not much of a black eye and surprisingly absent of swelling. I suspect that they were fighting over the phone and she got bean with it. Since his mother had died that day or the day before, I wd cut him some slack.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 02:59 PM (iQIUe)

176 163 Posted by: An Observation at May 27, 2016 02:56 PM (VuLVV)

I happen to agree, I am listening to Shapiro(again a 2d time) push forth the thesis that conservatism was right on the cusp of WINNING!

Well, no....

No not at all as a matter of fact.

The education and media sectors are still dominated by our ideological opponents.

Clinton further cements that.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 02:59 PM (g8Hfr)

177
Unbelievable.

mail.presidentclinton.com was one of the domains she registered.

Since Bill never emailed, who was that domain reserved for?

She had plans to take her scam to the max.

Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 02:59 PM (pC96u)

178 Er, Queen's husband, rather. He's quite the man, just in an unfortunately subordinate position.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 02:59 PM (39g3+)

179 Prince Charles to Joe choo choo?

Does grey poupon come in paste flavors?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 27, 2016 03:00 PM (C9pBZ)

180
Also... the dead hooker.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2016 02:37 PM (fC9RO)

You're going to have to be a bit more specific there.

Posted by: alexthechick - serpentining for my sanity at May 27, 2016 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

181 This sailor is going to hard labor prison for 4-6 years while the FAB continues to lie about her server as SOS even after the IG report.

It really is disgusting. I'm even more enraged by the people who act like it is no big deal because "Colin Powell did it too."

Posted by: no good deed at May 27, 2016 03:00 PM (9nt94)

182 >>I am not saying that Donald Trump is a Martin Luther, but he is a force they did not reckon on and have no idea (still do not have any idea) on how to fight. He is stirring up stagnant ponds and flame-throwing a lot of undergrowth and it is crude and nasty and g-d about time it was done.

And now it appears he is turning his general election campaign over to the GOPe. What an outsider!

There is no mystery about the rise of Trump. He did the same thing lefties have been doing for years, promise people the world with zero consequences.

Trump supporters would be a lot easier to take if they stopped pretending Trump was some mythical creature who has rewritten the rules of politics. He's not that unique.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 03:00 PM (/tuJf)

183 160 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 02:55 PM (vvmPQ)

Wasn't saying it was, I am pointing out that contrary to popular belief the US pursued baby steps towards micro gennies...

to say it failed is an understatement.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 03:00 PM (g8Hfr)

184 I've never seen so many dead hookers!

Posted by: that scene from Dirty Work at May 27, 2016 03:01 PM (u0s1P)

185 I am listening to Shapiro(again a 2d time) push forth the thesis that conservatism was right on the cusp of WINNING!

-
We were one betrayal away!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 03:01 PM (Nwg0u)

186 So, New Mexico has to sue the EPA since it won't punish its self and the Obama administration has no inclination to do anything. Remember that gigantic chemical spill that turned the river orange? The effects were even worse than the EPA stated, but meh, wrist slap, it wasn't really their fault. Could happen to anyone.

This is part of the same theme as "justice only applies to the little people" as the EPA attacks companies for doing far less than they.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 03:01 PM (39g3+)

187 185 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 03:01 PM (Nwg0u)

LUCY WILL NOT MOVE THE FUCKING FOOTBALL!

//Ben Shapiro Balder and Less Confident

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 03:02 PM (g8Hfr)

188 Trump supporters would be a lot easier to take if they stopped pretending Trump was some mythical creature who has rewritten the rules of politics. He's not that unique.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 03:00 PM (/tuJf)

****

Really. Show me someone else who has made the Media and Dems piss their pants like Trump has.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 27, 2016 03:02 PM (njlvN)

189 173,
Reports are that he's a guy.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 27, 2016 03:03 PM (C9pBZ)

190 Also:

Who had access to the printer and the printer's memory?

How many printers were used over the years? What happened to the printers that were replaced?

Who had access to the house while classified emails were being printed?

Where were printouts stored? Is every printout accounted for? How? She doesn't have a SCIF room in the house?

Were emails every printed out before and then discarded?

Posted by: PRNDL at May 27, 2016 03:03 PM (2Ynt1)

191 He's not that unique.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 03:00 PM (/tuJf)
---------------------

As compared to others that were the republican nominee, I'd say he is unique. I'll wish him the best in whatever the agenda is that he settles on.

Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 03:03 PM (aQQbl)

192 "fissionable Th is really rare."

So in its natural organic state you don't get quicker radioactive decay (and more energy) by just packing a lot of pure thorium together. Is that right?

My comic book explanation of an A-bomb is that U235 is so subject to decay that if you pack enough of it together you get a nearly instantaneous chain reaction so that it all blows up in a small fraction of a second.

The bitch is separating the much rarer U235 from the U238 dross. Which is what the Iranians are working on right now. Thank you John Kerry, peace be unto him.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 03:03 PM (r1fLd)

193 Really. Show me someone else who has made the Media and Dems piss their pants like Trump has.

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Honest question, how has he made them piss their pants as you say? The media loves Trump - he is great for ratings.

Posted by: SH at May 27, 2016 03:03 PM (gmeXX)

194 It's not much of a black eye and surprisingly absent of swelling. I suspect that they were fighting over the phone and she got bean with it.

I suspect this is just some BS attempt to gain leverage in the court case and make as much bank as possible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 03:04 PM (39g3+)

195 Security on a lot of these network-enabled devices can be unbelievably weak. I was using one such device at work that was detected by our security scans, the telnet port was open and would log the connecting user directly to the root account of the embedded Linux OS where he could do anything he wanted, including using it to monitor our networks and attack other machines. This was a device made by Agilent, a big name in the electronics industry.

Posted by: Socratease at May 27, 2016 03:05 PM (2GbWn)

196 Reports are that he's a guy.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 27, 2016 03:03 PM (C9pBZ)
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Well she sounds hideous

Posted by: 3 am Wife at May 27, 2016 03:05 PM (aQQbl)

197 Media? Nah. I'm just happy he's got the GOPe reduced to paste eating gibberish.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 27, 2016 03:06 PM (C9pBZ)

198 I doubt that the sailor involved with that breach of security will ever go to prison. He may get a bust under the UCMJ but I doubt if it will even go to a court marshal.

I know of a case where a sailor had a car wreck and a bunch of papers he had with him he was taking home got scattered on the highway. The State Patrol took them by the base and turned them in. He got busted and kicked out of the school with his security clearance lifted but did not get any jail time.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 03:06 PM (vvmPQ)

199 It's not much of a black eye and surprisingly absent of swelling. I suspect that they were fighting over the phone and she got bean with it. Since his mother had died that day or the day before, I wd cut him some slack.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
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I know, right?
I mean, he barely left a mark when he hit her.
Besides, he was in a bad mood, and she probably deserved it.

Posted by: Chi at May 27, 2016 03:06 PM (eKxUP)

200 >>Really. Show me someone else who has made the Media and Dems piss their pants like Trump has.

The media is not pissing their pants over Trump. They are his big fans since he is making them a shitload of money.

And the Dems are only frightened by him because they can see the Hillary train wreck coming as clearly as we can. Go over to WZ and watch the MSNBC meltdown over Clinton.

Trump has been on national teevee for the last decade doing his reality show. He plays the media very well. And now he has come to the dreaded establishment to have them help run his general campaign because much like his other promises, his promise to self-fund had a shelf life.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 03:06 PM (/tuJf)

201 Trump supporters would be a lot easier to take if they stopped pretending Trump was some mythical creature who has rewritten the rules of politics. He's not that unique.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 03:00 PM (/tuJf)

Demagogues are nothing new. Even effective ones. But that is just what Aristophanes says. And he is probably just a tool of the GOPe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2016 03:06 PM (3ZoRf)

202 The media loves Trump - he is great for ratings.

I would say its less they love him than they love the ratings they get from him, while despising him personally.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 03:06 PM (39g3+)

203 Ah, I knew I could rely on someone here...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 27, 2016 03:07 PM (C9pBZ)

204 Trump hasn't made the media piss their pants. In fact they relish the fact that Trump is going to be the nominee. I don't know how you could think otherwise.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 03:07 PM (2DYky)

205 That what I call playing the field.----------eleven

Missed me!

Posted by: The Chicken at May 27, 2016 03:07 PM (uhftQ)

206 The media loves Trump - he is great for ratings.

I would say its less they love him than they love the ratings they get from him, while despising him personally.

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That's fair, but I'm still not sure how you can say the media is "pissing their pants" because of him.

Posted by: SH at May 27, 2016 03:07 PM (gmeXX)

207 201 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2016 03:06 PM (3ZoRf)

There is little new under the sun...

I am certain there was a Donny Trump in Sumeria.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 03:07 PM (g8Hfr)

208 189 - I went back and re-read and your right! Sorry. So I will change my question to this.....As a CIC of the military, why do rules apply only to military members but not to the Commander in Chief? Explain.

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 03:07 PM (oiNtH)

209 Nood. A continuing series.

Posted by: johnd01 at May 27, 2016 03:08 PM (ukNFU)

210 Anon, ya tee it up that high, somebody has to take the shot..

Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 03:08 PM (aQQbl)

211 Honest question, how has he made them piss their pants as you say? The media loves Trump - he is great for ratings.
Posted by: SH at May 27, 2016 03:03 PM (gmeXX)

****

They used to be able to sink those they wanted to by setting up a gotcha scenario. Then the spineless GOP candidate would wither and die. Remember binders of women?

Trump throws it immediately back in their face and then pun he punches back twice as hard. Who else has ever done that to them? Breitbart, maybe.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 27, 2016 03:08 PM (njlvN)

212 As a CIC of the military, why do rules apply only to military members but not to the Commander in Chief? Explain.

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Because under our Constitution, the CIC has the sole power to make many of the rules.

Posted by: SH at May 27, 2016 03:09 PM (gmeXX)

213 Hey - wife to be home soon. Should I let her know that I was right (for once), or should I just enjoy the weekend...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 27, 2016 03:09 PM (C9pBZ)

214 I'm pretty sure DD-214's don't get generated until you separate. When I was in, you made sure everything was in your service record, and then that all got put into your 214 on the day you were getting out.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 27, 2016 02:50 PM (V40IZ)

When I got out ('77), I didn't have a clue about how to decipher a DD214. I remember I had a lot of questions on my service record that included entire sets of missing orders. I separated overseas with the assurance that everything would work itself out in the end. It worked out about as well as you might expect. My father (WWII vet) had similar experiences, only he kept arguing about his records up to close to his passing. I'm 63 now, and I don't really care all that much except for the bitter taste that comes up when I think about it.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 03:09 PM (4ng05)

215 It's not much of a black eye and surprisingly absent of swelling. I suspect that they were fighting over the phone and she got bean with it. Since his mother had died that day or the day before, I wd cut him some slack.--------Bruce With a Wang!

I approve.

Posted by: Ike Turner at May 27, 2016 03:10 PM (0x/TW)

216 208 Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2016 03:07 PM (oiNtH)

Liberals will screech(when in power) that there is no hypocrisy involved because the military is SUBORDINATE to the civilian government so ergo El Commandate can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Frankly I think it is immoral the military labors under the UCMJ and PotUS doesn't.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 03:10 PM (g8Hfr)

217 I am certain there was a Donny Trump in Sumeria.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 03:07 PM (g8Hfr)

Yeah, some guy with a stylish wife (the third one, the other two mysteriously disappeared into the desert) who built huge, luxurious ziggarauts. Classy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2016 03:10 PM (3ZoRf)

218 The media is taken every sound byte from Trump and presenting them in the worse possible light. I think they purposely bait him to get those sound bytes.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 03:10 PM (2DYky)

219 Posted by: Chi at May 27, 2016 03:06 PM (eKxUP)

Fuck you.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 03:10 PM (iQIUe)

220 Mitch: I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!
Bystander: Lord knows I have.

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MY ANCESTOR at May 27, 2016 03:11 PM (KId5h)

221 Hey - wife to be home soon. Should I let her know that I was right (for once), or should I just enjoy the weekend...----------Anon a mouse

She will say you only think you were right.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 27, 2016 03:12 PM (+aCe4)

222 192 So in its natural organic state you don't get quicker radioactive decay
(and more energy) by just packing a lot of pure thorium together. Is
that right?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2016 03:03 PM (r1fLd)

Radioactive decay doesn't control the process. It is a lot more complicated than that. And no, packing a lot of natural Thorium together will not give you fission. Neither will packing a lot of natural U-238 together.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 03:13 PM (vvmPQ)

223 She is like a bottomless pinata of crap.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2016 02:46 PM (3ZoRf)

I saw "Crap Pinata" open for the "Butthole Surfers" back in '88

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 27, 2016 03:13 PM (ctGui)

224 And now it appears he is turning his general election campaign over to the GOPe. What an outsider!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 03:00 PM (/tuJf)

It is an amazing thing that some professional politicians can determine which way the wind is blowing and trim their sails to match it. And that a businessman would pick up part of an organization to handle things that he does not have handled yet is not unknown either.

I do not know what effect Trump is going to have on American politics or even the Republican party or conservativism, I do know that it is not going to be the same as it was. And it needed a good shaking up. The best the establishments could come up with was Jeb and Hillary, and everyone else was reading from the same tightly-controlled scripts. Trump knocked some of the rust and scale off at least.

It needed to be done - the fact that Trump ran and won showed that it needed to be done. The opportunity is now out there for some smart people to move things around. I hope they do.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes Those Who Died to Protect Our Right to Gripe at May 27, 2016 03:15 PM (hLRSq)

225 219 Posted by: Chi at May 27, 2016 03:06 PM (eKxUP)

Fuck you.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
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No thanks.
Your mom already wore me out this morning.

Posted by: Chi at May 27, 2016 03:17 PM (eKxUP)

226 >>t is an amazing thing that some professional politicians can determine which way the wind is blowing and trim their sails to match it. And that a businessman would pick up part of an organization to handle things that he does not have handled yet is not unknown either.

You've got to be kidding. I'm a businessman and I know that you need a ground game to win a national election. Trump realized it until his political director quit/was fired a couple days ago.

And the idea that there is some group sitting around picking who will and who won't run is silly. There was no group that anointed Jeb! to run, I thought that idea died with DrewM's prediction that the dreaded establishment was going to shove him down our throats.

If not, the simple fact that 17 freaking people were in the race at the start which made it a complete toss up as to what was going to happen and that Donald J. Trump emerged with the nomination should once and for all stop this ridiculous idea that the Republican Party always picks the winner.

As I said earlier, Trump's campaign has been one long list of yuuge and fabulous things he was going to do for people with zero cost associated. He was just going to get great people and do awesome things. He was the new thing.

And yet he now is embracing the establishment organization that he insisted for months was crooked and rigged against him to organize his campaign. You see that as some brilliant tactic, I just see it as more Trump BS.

We'll see.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2016 03:24 PM (/tuJf)

227 We have a nood, so I'll go back to my rocking chair. Getting too hard to type and regurgitating nuclear physics

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 03:39 PM (vvmPQ)

228 Posted by: Chi at May 27, 2016 03:17 PM (eKxUP)

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My mother died over 20 years ago. Obviously, you have her confused with your own slut mother, motherfucker. Both of you like it up the asshole - like mother like son...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 03:41 PM (iQIUe)

229 For AtC:

http://tinyurl.com/Kate-Middleton-Yowza

Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2016 03:48 PM (FuhKP)

230
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Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 27, 2016 04:31 PM (RDOwl)

231 Wasn't even 'Secret' - 'Confidential' classification. I'm bleeding here guys, help me out...

Posted by: Giant Polish Vagina at May 27, 2016 04:49 PM (9G6N1)

232 Hillary you magnificant bastard I read your emails!

Posted by: Gen Vladimir moving into Ukraine, China building Islands and Iran eating our lunch at May 27, 2016 05:33 PM (k8tEg)

233 I have an iptables FORWARD rule on my home firewall that explicitly drops packets from my Ethernet-connected printer routed between the internal and external interfaces. What're the odds that the tech geniuses who set up Clinton's systems knew to do the same? Zero. And failing to get someone who knows what they're doing to set up your network falls under the category of negligently handling security, both as a practical matter and as a legal issue. She should hang.

Posted by: David Gillies at May 27, 2016 06:10 PM (tjHrt)

234 As a Trident submariner back in the late 80s and early 90s, I knew full well the consequences of saying *anything* about classified material. Let alone snapping pictures without authorization from anywhere *inside* the vessel other than on the mess decks or the crew's lounge.

And as a former submariner, I *still* know the consequences that could be levied on me if I talked about anything that was classified *then* on Ohio class boats.

Let's just put this in layman's terms: *Everything* in an Engine Room on a nuclear-powered submarine is classified. There's nothing you can take a picture of that wouldn't give away vital information regarding the sub's capabilities to be found aft of the Reactor Compartment. I mean, if you really zoomed down and aimed straight at the deck, you *might* be safe. But why?

This guy was flat-out stupid. Or trying to get bounced from the service and didn't care if it was a dishonorable. Or both. I'm voting for the power of "and" on this one. You don't take pictures of the Engine Room. Period. This Is Known. And why did he bring his cell with him on the boat anyway? It's not like he was going to get service underway.

Posted by: Shawn Gillogly at May 29, 2016 12:41 PM (eK3xL)

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