"Vulgar, Incoherent Ramblings" Tom Cotton Destroys Harry Reid [CBD]

Ace asked me to post the video below the fold. It is Tom Cotton, a rising star, being honest about Harry Reid.

I want this man to be president.

[Not Ace. Tom Cotton. Although Ace might be fun]

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:47 PM

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1 foist!

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at May 26, 2016 09:51 PM (olqPQ)

2 Yo.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 09:52 PM (ku3KF)

3 yo-ho

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 26, 2016 09:53 PM (KCxzN)

4 After watching that, this erection will definitely last more than four hours.

Posted by: hindmost at May 26, 2016 09:54 PM (Q5HxJ)

5 Tom Cotton will probably never be corrupt enough to be president.

God bless him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 09:54 PM (1ZOkK)

6 Wow.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 26, 2016 09:54 PM (sqpGi)

7 CBD one thing we all agree on here 100%

Fuck Harry Reid

Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 09:54 PM (g8Hfr)

8 ace would be a terrible President.

Twitter all day. Pancakes. Shedding.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 09:55 PM (qUNWi)

9 Yea I like it. Press will have a hissy fit.

Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2016 09:55 PM (BO/km)

10 Fuck Harry Reid with a flaming porcupine

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 26, 2016 09:55 PM (hVdx9)

11 4
After watching that, this erection will definitely last more than four hours.

Posted by: hindmost at May 26, 2016 09:54 PM (Q5HxJ)

Let me help.
Andrea Mitchell sitting on Alan Greenberg's face.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 09:56 PM (1ZOkK)

12 God love him....

98-0 we could have passed this two days ago...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 09:56 PM (g8Hfr)

13 Didn't watch teh vid. Was Hairy's alleged pederasty mentioned?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2016 09:56 PM (kP16F)

14 Pretty good stuff, Senator.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 09:56 PM (ku3KF)

15 "Destroys." I guess Harry won't be doing any more breathing or child-raping then.

Wait. No, that's not right. Tom Cotton had a hissy fit. Nothing changes.

Posted by: RLTW at May 26, 2016 09:56 PM (H7u53)

16 That was all kinds of awesome. Unbelievable. Well done, sir. Well done.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 26, 2016 09:56 PM (dFi94)

17 Nevada should be ashamed they keep re-electing that POS.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 26, 2016 09:56 PM (pcyHg)

18 Holy shit. He's so angry he's stuttering.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2016 09:57 PM (bpTue)

19 Reid hasn't got smacked that hard since his "exercise band accident".

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 26, 2016 09:57 PM (Ht/4p)

20 Tom Fucking Cotton.

Who was that moron around here awhile back saying that?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 09:57 PM (1ZOkK)

21 Anything cotton is a major trigger.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 26, 2016 09:57 PM (Tyii7)

22 I'm bookmarking that and saving it for the rest of my life.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 26, 2016 09:57 PM (dFi94)

23 /Why did Cotton hold back in describing this lying, scum sucking, bottom dwelling, corrupt, weaseling little skidmark on the shorts of life. Come on Tom, get warmed up and get the job done.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 26, 2016 09:57 PM (Sda6L)

24 Although not enough expletives and references to "that old son of a bitch."

Baby steps I suppose.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 09:57 PM (ku3KF)

25 Ace running for prez would be a laugh riot. Watching the MSM pull up old posts to ambush him like Kaboom Hiilarios.

Posted by: Willy J. at May 26, 2016 09:57 PM (LncQn)

26 I love Sea Island cotton. From the south. But that's raaacist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 09:58 PM (1ZOkK)

27 Is it just me, or is Megyn getting too big for her britches? Or better, too big for $2L dresses and $1K heels and Lord knows what else. $5K g-strings, maybe.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)

28 I want to have Senator Tom Cotton's babies.

Posted by: mpfs at May 26, 2016 09:58 PM (t9WXv)

29 What the fvck ???

What hormones are being pumped through DC suddenly causing all these fvckers balls to drop ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2016 09:58 PM (fiGNd)

30 I'm pretty sure that 'vulgar and incoherent' are positive features in Libtard World.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 26, 2016 09:58 PM (AHDxb)

31 Cancerous leadership?

Incoherent ramblings!

Cotton for veep please

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 26, 2016 09:59 PM (zOTsN)

32 Him I could vote for, even if he is from Arkansas.

(He's from Arkansas, right?)

Posted by: grammie winger at May 26, 2016 09:59 PM (dFi94)

33 27
Is it just me, or is Megyn getting too big for her britches? Or better,
too big for $2L dresses and $1K heels and Lord knows what else. $5K
g-strings, maybe.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)

It's not just you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 09:59 PM (1ZOkK)

34 "Nevada should be ashamed they keep re-electing that POS."

Unfortunately for Nevada, it's Las Vegas that keeps send that bag of skin back to the Senate.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 09:59 PM (ku3KF)

35 You're welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 09:56 PM (1ZOkK)

Wow... that was just... mean.

Took care of the issue at hand though.

Posted by: hindmost at May 26, 2016 09:59 PM (Q5HxJ)

36 I honestly didn't know I could fall in love with another man. Does Sen. Cotton accept flowers and love letters at his office in DC or back home in Arkansas?

Good lord, that closing alone was enough to leave Captain Pederast with another black eye. Wow.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at May 26, 2016 09:59 PM (Wm49J)

37 Plus, he's a war hero. And didn't he graduate from Harvard before deciding to join??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:00 PM (1ZOkK)

38 15 Posted by: RLTW at May 26, 2016 09:56 PM (H7u53)

By Senate standards in the modern era he just ripped reid's head off and shit down his neck....

I assure you liberty would be better served if the fuckers still beat each other with canes and shot each other in duels if by no other method than raw temporary attrition....

Fuck Harry Reid

Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 10:00 PM (g8Hfr)

39 $5K g-strings, maybe.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)
***

Bunk....BRB

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 10:00 PM (lutOX)

40 I don't think he was using notes. I think that came straight from his irritated, exasperated, disgusted heart. Bless him.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 26, 2016 10:00 PM (dFi94)

41 "(He's from Arkansas, right?)"

Yup.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:00 PM (ku3KF)

42 We morons were all mocking the TOM COTTON! moron a while back.

Sucks to be us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:01 PM (1ZOkK)

43 Vulgar, Incoherent Ramblings

You forgot "Bitter"!

Posted by: Faulty Exercise Band at May 26, 2016 10:01 PM (acn3w)

44 I honestly didn't know I could fall in love with another man. Does Sen.
Cotton accept flowers and love letters at his office in DC or back home
in Arkansas?
=========================================

Take a number.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 26, 2016 10:01 PM (dFi94)

45 Cotton? Oh, hell no!

Posted by: Melissa Harris-Perry at May 26, 2016 10:01 PM (7qAYi)

46 Ripping into the pederast, or I've read he's a pederast somewhere, good.

Sounded like he was giving props to McQueeg though,,, bad.

Posted by: teej at May 26, 2016 10:02 PM (oScPm)

47 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2016 09:57 PM (bpTue)

That stutter makes him seem human. It's endearing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2016 10:02 PM (Zu3d9)

48 Are those G strings 5K before or after use?

Giggity.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10:02 PM (qUNWi)

49 NOW I understand why so many want the Trumpster to seriously consider this man for VP. It would be keeping in the tradition of a running mate more exciting than the top of the ticket.

Is it too early for the "Cotton 2020" yard signs?

Posted by: itzWicks at May 26, 2016 10:02 PM (VVO8y)

50 Cotton has not disappointed.

Yes Harvard.

Yes war vet.

Yes principled.

Yes yes yes (like Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally)

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 26, 2016 10:02 PM (zOTsN)

51 A manly man. Not a Pajama Boy.

Compare and contrast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:03 PM (1ZOkK)

52 Tom Cotton

He's a bad man.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 10:03 PM (+1T7c)

53 40 I don't think he was using notes. I think that came straight from his irritated, exasperated, disgusted heart. Bless him.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 26, 2016 10:00 PM

Definitely sounded that way.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2016 10:03 PM (bpTue)

54 I hope there's someone to watch Cotton's back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2016 10:03 PM (rmw+9)

55
He's a bad man.

Shut yo mouth.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10:03 PM (qUNWi)

56 This Cotton fellow seems to have the "Ette's collective loins all aquiver...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2016 10:03 PM (kP16F)

57 *fans self*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:03 PM (1ZOkK)

58 You know ... I really, really wish sometimes that I didn't have a past.

"Mr. ScoggDog ... why are you running for Congress ?"

"Because I want to make life better for .... aw, who's shitting who ? Fuck that. If you give me your vote ... all I promise is one term of shitting in the DC punchbowl every day. Straight up. I could give two shits less about governing. I just want to pick a fight with all of those dick-noses. Every damn day. Vote ScoggDog 2016 ... 'cause the cock-suckers deserve me."

*I'm ScoggDog ... and I approve this message.*

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2016 10:03 PM (fiGNd)

59 It moved.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2016 10:04 PM (/tuJf)

60 Tom Cotton vs. Barry Obama. Cage Match.

*giggles*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:04 PM (1ZOkK)

61 29 What the fvck ???

What hormones are being pumped through DC suddenly causing all these fvckers balls to drop ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2016 09:58 PM (fiGNd)

They're seeing polls that say, "RINOs, Dems -- they're all douchebags -- hang 'em all" at twice the rate of "they're elected, hang none of them."

Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 10:04 PM (EzgxV)

62

The touch the feel of Cotton....the moments of our lives

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 26, 2016 10:04 PM (zOTsN)

63 And at least a couple of 'Rons, too...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2016 10:04 PM (kP16F)

64 39: When you get back, here's what my friend whom I minister to for his deviant thoughts imagines for Megyn: She's a LezDom, breaking in and disciplining the younger FOX babes. She's got 'em lined up, wearing little "half moon" schoolgirl skirts. You know Abby Hunstman, Ainsley Earhardt, Jedediah Bila.

Hope you've got a short refractory period. Of course, training can improve that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 10:04 PM (DW+jj)

65 Oops

The fabric of our lives....

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 26, 2016 10:05 PM (zOTsN)

66 Was anyone actually listening? There seemed to be no reaction and the whole thing seemed kind of quiet. Is this one of those shots in CSPAN where they cut to a wide angle and see an empty chamber?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 10:05 PM (3ZoRf)

67 48 Are those G strings 5K before or after use? .
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10:02 PM (qUNWi)

In Japan, price probably doubles if used.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2016 10:05 PM (1Tcoi)

68 Scogg Dog for punch shitter 2016.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10:05 PM (qUNWi)

69 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:05 PM (1ZOkK)

70 58 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2016 10:03 PM (fiGNd)

Hell be like Jack Mothra and say "I will entertain you on C-Span and bring home every ounce of pork these fuckers steal from the economy per capita but I assure you I will name names.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 10:05 PM (g8Hfr)

71 'A manly man.'

Where's the tats? I don't see a beard. Where's the beard, huh?

Posted by: Human Weiner at May 26, 2016 10:06 PM (BO/km)

72 The Senator from Las Vegas sees Godfather II as a "how-to" guide. Senator Cotton should get someone to start his car.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 26, 2016 10:06 PM (7qAYi)

73 Andrea Mitchell sitting on Alan Greenberg's face.

Wait, she's cheating on me?!

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at May 26, 2016 10:06 PM (zjvRa)

74 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 10:05 PM (3ZoRf)

Probably, but it will get lots of views on YouTube and the rest of the internet.

It already has 67k views.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2016 10:06 PM (Zu3d9)

75 51 A manly man. Not a Pajama
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:03 PM (1ZOkK)

Testosterone. Mmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2016 10:07 PM (1Tcoi)

76 Was anyone actually listening?
=====================================

I don't think the Senate was in full session, no. But if they didn't hear him then, it's a sure bet they're hearing him now.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 26, 2016 10:07 PM (dFi94)

77 The chamber is almost always empty.

But it's in the Congressional Record

Teeheee

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 26, 2016 10:07 PM (zOTsN)

78 oh my. I think I have a man crush. That was so fucking awesome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 26, 2016 10:07 PM (vVhlK)

79 66 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 10:05 PM (3ZoRf)

No, what happens is...and I have watched C-Span since the early 80s....

The parties have their B team junior woodchucks there to hold down the partisan forts....

so there was ~ 30 Senators and some aides there and Reid as is his wont was likely floating around like a piece of shit that just won't dive no matter how many times you flush in the office ring of the Senate seething.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 10:07 PM (g8Hfr)

80 Great now every time I lay a #2 I'll be thinking of pelosi's boy toy.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 26, 2016 10:09 PM (Ht/4p)

81 I'm sure word got around to all the "My Good Friend" Senators. They'll see it.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 26, 2016 10:09 PM (dFi94)

82 I take back whatever snark I ever dished to the moron who's nic always ended with "Tom Cotton!"

You are a demi-god.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:09 PM (1ZOkK)

83 I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:05 PM (1ZOkK)

LOL. I think that's the first time I've heard an 'ette say that. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2016 10:09 PM (rmw+9)

84 I used to think no politician was worth an once of my respect anymore.

I was wrong. Tom Cotton, you magnificent bastard!

Harry Reid is a vile, repulsive, lying pig fucker.

Posted by: mpfs at May 26, 2016 10:09 PM (t9WXv)

85 Tom Cotton... He is a manly, masculine, virile man in the full flower of his manhood, yes?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2016 10:09 PM (kP16F)

86 "so there was ~ 30 Senators and some aides there"

His reference to being their in the morning, I assume this is a normal thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:09 PM (ku3KF)

87 I'll bet this man wants to own brown people and put them back in the fields. *sob*

Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 26, 2016 10:09 PM (Tyii7)

88 Some lof you lucky fuckers out there get Tom Cotton or Ted Cruz. I get Mark Warner. Life ain't fair.

Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 10:10 PM (YaSSM)

89 Has the 'ettes' all aquiver?

Slow down ladies. I seem to remember a certain bow hunting, math witch who is now speaker of the house garnering the same types of comments around here four years ago.
Caution is all I'm saying.

Posted by: teej at May 26, 2016 10:10 PM (oScPm)

90 I also heard fewer mentions of pederasty and masochism than I would have liked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 10:10 PM (3ZoRf)

91 LOL. I think that's the first time I've heard an 'ette say that. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2016 10:09 PM (rmw+9)

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:10 PM (1ZOkK)

92 the video won't play for me.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 10:10 PM (0O7c5)

93 Oh, snap!

Man, a UV light shining on the Horde would be epic right now.

Posted by: eman at May 26, 2016 10:11 PM (MQEz6)

94 83 I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:05 PM (1ZOkK)
LOL. I think that's the first time I've heard an 'ette say that. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2016 10:09 PM

You need to spend some time on the ONT fenelon, especially if Ms Tammy is in.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2016 10:11 PM (1Tcoi)

95 Well, on that wondrous high note, I'm calling it a night.

Night.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 26, 2016 10:11 PM (dFi94)

96 I just had to watch if again. Oh my

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 26, 2016 10:11 PM (zOTsN)

97 *raps on the door the 'Ettes dormitory... hears them all simultaneously yell "Go away! 'Batin'!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2016 10:11 PM (kP16F)

98 I came to the Senate to kick ass and chew bubble gum.

And now, I'm all out of bubble gum.

- Senator Tom Cotton

(he's a bad man)

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 10:11 PM (+1T7c)

99 Actually "vulgar incoherent ramblings" is pretty generous when it come to Reid. Most shit that comes out of his mouth barely rises to that level.

Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2016 10:11 PM (BO/km)

100 86 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:09 PM (ku3KF)

Yup...this was his end of session "fuck you assholes" rage....

During normal order the leaders make a cameo run to their offices and leave a team of Junior members to conduct order...

Cotton is a regular in the B team rotation...Reid makes his sermon before handing the gavel to a Republican.

I am certain Reid's horsefuckery on Defense while Obama is getting Operators killed in Durka Durka pisses Cotton off every day.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 10:12 PM (g8Hfr)

101 Don't leave yet, grammie. We're capping off a horrible day on a high note!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:12 PM (1ZOkK)

102 "the video won't play for me....."

Synopsis-He calls Reid a hack fool who's playing politics for personal gain.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:12 PM (ku3KF)

103 He's young enough to be my son, and he's not a particularly handsome man, but that was some speech! I hope Harry's mafia won't come after him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2016 10:12 PM (rmw+9)

104 88 Some lof you lucky fuckers out there get Tom Cotton or Ted Cruz. I get Mark Warner. Life ain't fair.
Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 10:10 PM (YaSSM)

I get McConnell- which is why I drink.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 10:12 PM (3ZoRf)

105 89 Slow down ladies. Caution is all I'm saying.
Posted by: teej at May 26, 2016 10:10 PM (oScPm)

It's not like we're sending him boobeh pics. Yet.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2016 10:13 PM (1Tcoi)

106 103 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2016 10:12 PM (rmw+9)

If the Democrats offered men 1/2 as noble as Tom Cotton the Republic could sleep easy....

problem is at best they are a 1/4 and women.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 10:13 PM (g8Hfr)

107 84:that's a career enhancing description of that half blind, braindead fuckball.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2016 10:14 PM (ucDmr)

108 I would still like to know who beat the shit out of him. Was it his brother? Was it the Las Vegas mob? Was it the NWO? Was it Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 10:14 PM (CRXed)

109 Anti-Vulgarity could be a real fucking problem here at Moron Central.

Count #times this joke has already been done

Posted by: DaveA at May 26, 2016 10:14 PM (DL2i+)

110 Fenelon! Have you found your purse?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2016 10:14 PM (kP16F)

111 "And now, I'm all out of bubble gum.

- Senator Tom Cotton"

Well, I guess there's nothing left to do but.........

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:14 PM (ku3KF)

112

It's Bitter, Vulgar, Inchohent Ramblings

And

Cancerous Leadership

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 26, 2016 10:15 PM (zOTsN)

113 tell me more ricardo........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 10:15 PM (0O7c5)

114 Mika's tits just fell off.

Posted by: eman at May 26, 2016 10:15 PM (MQEz6)

115 85 Tom Cotton... He is a manly, masculine, virile man in the full flower of his manhood, yes?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2016 10:09 PM (kP16F)

Tom Cotton wears a live rattlesnake for a condom!

Posted by: Josephistan at May 26, 2016 10:15 PM (7qAYi)

116 108 Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 10:14 PM (CRXed)

an 8 year old future golden gloves boxer...

no my best bet is his brother in his cups *or* the mob...

Searchlight ain't exactly bringing home the bacon like at peak.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 10:15 PM (g8Hfr)

117 Tiny fists, man. Tiny fists.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 10:15 PM (3ZoRf)

118 "that's a career enhancing description of that half blind, braindead fuckball."

I know. Why give him that much credit and gravitas.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:15 PM (ku3KF)

119 I am not even sure who my fucking senators are, but I do know they are Democrats...Bennett and Polis? Ah, who the fuck cares. All I know is that Colorado began turning blue the moment I stepped onto its windy shores. Am I to blame?

I miss Ben Nighthorse Campbell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 26, 2016 10:16 PM (vVhlK)

120 Looks like Cotton won't be getting a Christmas Card from ol' Harry Reid this year.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2016 10:16 PM (JO9+V)

121 ...and...I'm back....

Let's see what I've missed......

.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 10:04 PM (DW+jj)

....dammit.....

BRB.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 10:16 PM (lutOX)

122 Has Reid the human hair ball responded?

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 26, 2016 10:16 PM (zOTsN)

123 My First Sergeant in basic called us all cotton choppers, was he a racist? Hardly, he spoke the truth. Can you do that anymore?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 26, 2016 10:17 PM (/5/q/)

124 Wow. Don't keep it all in, Tom. Tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 10:17 PM (N1Wpo)

125 The 11 year old kid from the spelling bee is pretty awesome.
On ESPN live right now.

Posted by: Ian Galt at May 26, 2016 10:17 PM (8iiMU)

126 Well bebe, if you decide to, his email address is teej@...

Posted by: teej at May 26, 2016 10:17 PM (oScPm)

127 He should have finished with, "And for all the young boys buried in Harry Reid's basement, I will fight with all my might for our military."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:17 PM (1ZOkK)

128 116 108 Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 10:14 PM (CRXed)

an 8 year old future golden gloves boxer...

no my best bet is his brother in his cups *or* the mob...

Searchlight ain't exactly bringing home the bacon like at peak.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 10:15 PM (g8Hfr)

So, either way you think it's "family business"?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 10:17 PM (EzgxV)

129 "tell me more ricardo........"

Well, he also implies that Reid is lying and playing games. Also call Reid a hypocrite for ramming Obamacare through the Senate at midnight but now balking at a bill that's been known for weeks.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:18 PM (ku3KF)

130 I give good rant. Cotton must been studying my tapes.

Posted by: Clark W. Griswold at May 26, 2016 10:18 PM (JO9+V)

131 THAT WAS BRILLIANT.

Harry Reid is a lying cynical pile of human garbage and it's wonderful that his fellow Senators - well, at least this one - is calling him on it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2016 10:18 PM (6FqZa)

132 Cotton's crotchety!!!

Just kidding. I like this new Tom Cotton. By Senate standards, that's called "going apeshit."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2016 10:18 PM (ntObR)

133 8 ace would be a terrible President.

Twitter all day. Pancakes. Shedding.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 09:55 PM (qUNWi)

Don't forget the projectile sharting.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 10:19 PM (N1Wpo)

134 " The 11 year old kid from the spelling bee is pretty awesome.
On ESPN live right now."

Really???

What channel?

Posted by: H. Reid at May 26, 2016 10:19 PM (ku3KF)

135 The thought of Alan Greenspan and Andrea Mitchell going at it makes me throw up a little in my mouth.

He was the Maestro of course, the master of the universe for the economy. He's the one that let the bubble blow, happily believing all the economic whiz kids wizards of smart stuff that got us in the economic black hole we're in now.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 10:19 PM (DW+jj)

136 Junior senators preside during late-night sessions. Which, given the lassitude and surrendery posture of the GOP "majority", there haven't been that many of. Typically the late nights/weekends are used to "burn" through long lists of amendments to big bills like Defense Authorization.

One time Barry Goldwater, in his last years, was somehow presiding at about 2AM. He glared down from the president's chair, and asked the floor manager of the bill - "any more amendments? Anything?".

Floor manager sort of paused, hemmed/hawed, looked over a staffer for an answer.

Barry then said - "Third reading! (means amendment process is over) That oughta wake 'em up!".

Both floor managers laughed nervously and moved to adjourn for the night.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 10:20 PM (QDnY+)

137 Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 10:10 PM (0O7c5)

It took a while to load (Why does that simple phrase sound suggestive in this context?. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2016 10:20 PM (rmw+9)

138 If you want things to get better, you have to shatter the decorum barriet.

Posted by: eman at May 26, 2016 10:20 PM (MQEz6)

139 128 Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 10:17 PM (EzgxV)

His brother is quite the asshole idiot himself.

In the film Casino the fuck-up who wore the cowboy hat is Reid's brother in real life and the guy Lefty gets a talking to from is Harry Reid no bullshit.

https://youtu.be/JcZHSGyos6g

Lefty fires idiot cowboy

Idiot Cowboy is Harry Reid's brother....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 10:20 PM (g8Hfr)

140 Sadly, our country will go for another shiny, full-of-himself clown before a real man like Tom Cotton will ever see the light of day as a presidential candidate.

And before you trash me, yes, I'm going to vote for the Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:20 PM (1ZOkK)

141
It moved.

Posted by: JackStraw

We don't want to know if it put on any weight.

Posted by: DaveA at May 26, 2016 10:20 PM (DL2i+)

142 Jane...I don't really think anyone was going to trash you.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10:21 PM (qUNWi)

143 sven, remember how Joe Pesci ended up in Casino?

I admit there's people I wouldn't mind seeing end up that way.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2016 10:21 PM (ntObR)

144 That Tom Cotton, he's something, huh? Yelling at that shaky old man! *mimes palsy* Pathetic! Sad!

Posted by: Donald Trump Who's Jealous of His Airtime at May 26, 2016 10:21 PM (Kucy5)

145 fucking t

Posted by: eman at May 26, 2016 10:21 PM (MQEz6)

146 Searchlight ain't exactly bringing home the bacon like at peak.

Posted by: sven10077

Someday soon, Reid wakes up with a severed horse head in his bed.

Or maybe I just saw that in a movie.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 10:22 PM (+1T7c)

147 fuck hairy reed with a 40' anaconda right in the sqeakhole. what a fucking lick knob.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2016 10:22 PM (ucDmr)

148 Did Mika run to the restroom again because a Furry had bigger bazongas than she?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 10:22 PM (Gsah1)

149 'The thought of Alan Greenspan and Andrea Mitchell going at it makes me throw up a little in my mouth. '

Ya know sometimes you think you've heard it all but then something comes along that leaves you...

Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2016 10:22 PM (BO/km)

150 ok horde you are invited!!!!

http://www.evite.com/event/02FEPXO6X76B74ARUEPGENIVZBFVXI

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 10:22 PM (0O7c5)

151 The decorum bidet?

Posted by: Clark W. Griswold at May 26, 2016 10:22 PM (JO9+V)

152 "In the film Casino the fuck-up who wore the cowboy hat is Reid's brother in real life and the guy Lefty gets a talking to from is Harry Reid no bullshit.

https://youtu.be/JcZHSGyos6g "

Oh yeah. That's the skeezy bastards.

Posted by: H. Reid at May 26, 2016 10:22 PM (ku3KF)

153 138 If you want things to get better, you have to shatter the decorum barriet.

I agree.

It's a damn shame dudes like Sam Adams and George Mason wrote in High English. It gives the wrong impression.

"Fuck Them ... Come Get Some" would have been so much better on parchment.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2016 10:22 PM (fiGNd)

154 When Tom Cotton comes upon a bear, the bear plays dead.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 10:23 PM (MNgU2)

155
I miss Ben Nighthorse Campbell.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 26, 2016 10:16 PM (vVhlK)

My sis-in-law was his press secretary. She's an insane uber leftist.

Posted by: Emmie at May 26, 2016 10:23 PM (xVuS6)

156 143 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2016 10:21 PM (ntObR)

Tony the Ant and Family secrets screwed over the St Louis mob and hurt Chicago enough he became VERY expendable....

I respect the Mafia more than the US Government...out of control fuck ups who hurt the bottom line are able to be "fired for cause."

Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 10:23 PM (g8Hfr)

157 @Jane, et al - the early 2013 Cotton Swab (I'm coining that, but steal at will) was "prescient11". He got a little rowdy by which I mean unhinged on some of the Trump threads earlier this year, by which I mean suspecting Ace of conspiracies. I've seen him not so subtley sneaking back in off and on as "prescient13", at least I'd assume it's him. Probably bipolar and in early 20s, but one of the good guys.

Posted by: Sporkatus at May 26, 2016 10:23 PM (HtLSE)

158 "The decorum bidet?"

It's to wash off your backside after you go number two.

Posted by: Ricardo "Crocodile" Kill at May 26, 2016 10:24 PM (ku3KF)

159 And don't forget Cruz reaming his own party leader on the floor.

Both of these instances are well outside normal "Senate decorum". Interesting that neither received a formal (that is, on the floor) rebuke of any sort.

But I'd trade 1,000 Cotton rants for the GOP majority repaying the Dems for their outrageous (and disastrous, for the country) suspension of the filibuster for sub-SCOTUS judicial nominations with similar/greater changes in Senate rules of their own.

But that was deemed imprudent. So as it turned out, a satisfied electorate gladly and warmly accepted whichever presidential nominees were pushed at them by a conquering Beltway GOP.

I might have that last part wrong.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 10:24 PM (QDnY+)

160 Reid responded. It's on YouTube. He really is incoherent. He had a hard time remembering his words and the names of things and places. He also has a terrible bruise that covers the entire back of his right hand

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 26, 2016 10:24 PM (zOTsN)

161 I'm going to vote for the Scalp Weasel.

I don't think I've heard that expression before-"Scalp weasel" That's good. I don't like him either but Id vote for a dead possum before i voted for Hilllary. My favorite expression for Trump is "Mirror Image Richie Rich."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2016 10:24 PM (rmw+9)

162 Wow. Good for him... maybe Trump should have a look at him.. bad cop/bad cop?

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at May 26, 2016 10:25 PM (UpGcq)

163 That Tom Cotton, he's something, huh? Yelling at that shaky old man! *mimes palsy* Pathetic! Sad!

You left out:

What a loser. Loser loser loser. I've never seen such a loser.

Posted by: A. Loser at May 26, 2016 10:25 PM (BO/km)

164 Well, the order of the night around here is severe thunderstorm warnings, flash flood warnings and tornado watches so I need to try to sneak in a little shut eye.
And some of you gals my want to slip into some dry panties.
Just sayin'...

Posted by: teej at May 26, 2016 10:25 PM (oScPm)

165 Tom Cotton plz call me?? <3 :'''c(

Posted by: that bear in the revenant at May 26, 2016 10:25 PM (6FqZa)

166 121: Pace yourself. You know, Science! has proved that orgasms are good for the prostate, protect against cancer and other problems. And all the other parts need a good work out as well.

So, Megyn has finished with Abby. She's taught her how to properly "present" herself to you. Megyn snaps her fingers, "Present!", and she assumes the position for you.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 10:25 PM (DW+jj)

167 Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 26, 2016 10:24 PM (zOTsN)

Maybe harry has some sort of major illness.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2016 10:25 PM (rmw+9)

168 146 Searchlight ain't exactly bringing home the bacon like at peak.

Posted by: sven10077

Someday soon, Reid wakes up with a severed horse head in his bed.

Or maybe I just saw that in a movie.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 10:22 PM (+1T7c)

I'd prefer if a horse woke up with a severed Harry Reid head in his bed..... "Oh, no," thinks the horse, "now they're coming after horse's asses!!!"

Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 10:26 PM (EzgxV)

169 What the fvck ???

What hormones are being pumped through DC suddenly causing all these fvckers balls to drop ?

-
And Hilldog is actually in trouble for lying. Strange days indeed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 10:26 PM (Nwg0u)

170 i recommended this yesterday.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 10:26 PM (WTSFk)

171 146 Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 10:22 PM (+1T7c)

Eh " I wish"...

nah Reid was part of the LV Mormon Mafia....

In their own way they are every bit the badasses the mob was at peak...

again no bullshit...

essentially the Mormons stood aside when Howard Hughes went in and broke their back on overt control...

THEN the important thing was solely the skim....

which is what Casino is about...then Tony the Ant brought in enough heat the feds built skim cases...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 10:27 PM (g8Hfr)

172 "Maybe harry has some sort of major illness."

Well, he's almost 80. It would not surprise at all that dementia is starting to manifest itself.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:27 PM (ku3KF)

173 ThunderB, perhaps someone found the Portrait of Hairy Reed and are slowly trying to 'fix' it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 10:27 PM (Gsah1)

174 I decided not to watch Reid's response to Cotton. My blood pressure is already too high.

I know that Reid tends in these situations to either go completely for the jugular, or play the victim, "oh I'm so sorry Sen. Cotton is upset with me," etc etc.

Whatever. Just hope he's replaced with a Repub in January.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2016 10:27 PM (ntObR)

175 Which wall shall we stand them up against? I await their weeping. They will surely be brave, no?

Posted by: goon at May 26, 2016 10:27 PM (WCaSy)

176 A manly man without a man bun. I like him.

Posted by: IC at May 26, 2016 10:27 PM (zK6nG)

177 Maybe Harry has some sort of major illness.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yes, he's a Democrat.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 10:27 PM (+1T7c)

178 "And Hilldog is actually in trouble for lying. Strange days indeed."

Where?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:28 PM (ku3KF)

179 An actual Nevada gila-monster lizard would be an improvement over Reid in the Senate

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2016 10:28 PM (6FqZa)

180 Anybody here see Scorsese's "The Wolf of Wall Street"?

It definitely has a "Clockwork Orange" vibe, it's SO over-the-top. But it's also very funny and illuminating.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2016 10:28 PM (ntObR)

181 Amen. The Senate will be a far better place without Harry One-Eye fagging up the joint.

Posted by: Hank at May 26, 2016 10:29 PM (GKsb7)

182 Yes, he's a Democrat.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 10:27 PM (+1T7c)

So am I :^) I sound nothing like Harry Reid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2016 10:29 PM (rmw+9)

183 Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 10:22 PM (0O7c5)
***
Heh... nice...

My idea, however, is to throw a huge Moron Meet-Up at the Winger Estate while she's off on her honeymoon....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 10:29 PM (lutOX)

184 179 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2016 10:28 PM (6FqZa)

It'd be more coherent and able to focus on yuou know "rules."

I do thank Harry Reid for one thing however...

if we ever get a strong fucking GOP Senate leader Reid gave him the nuclear option as a normal order tool.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 10:29 PM (g8Hfr)

185 Sen. Gillibrand, "I yield the well of the Senate floor to Senator Gila-Monster of Nevada."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 10:30 PM (Gsah1)

186 When Tom Cotton skydives he may or may not use a parachute depending how he feels that day.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 10:30 PM (MNgU2)

187 Why won't some Repubs just have Harry "accidentally" locked into a room with his, uh, "exercise equipment" for an hour or two?

"OMG, there's a giant pool of blood on the floor!! And someone appears to have drowned in it..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2016 10:30 PM (ntObR)

188 "An actual Nevada gila-monster lizard would be an improvement over Reid in the Senate"

The town of Talkeetna, AK actually has a yellow tomcat named "Stubbs" as it's mayor.

I envy them.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:30 PM (ku3KF)

189 157
@Jane, et al - the early 2013 Cotton Swab (I'm coining that, but steal
at will) was "prescient11". He got a little rowdy by which I mean
unhinged on some of the Trump threads earlier this year, by which I mean
suspecting Ace of conspiracies. I've seen him not so subtley sneaking
back in off and on as "prescient13", at least I'd assume it's him.
Probably bipolar and in early 20s, but one of the good guys.

Posted by: Sporkatus at May 26, 2016 10:23 PM (HtLSE)

I remember now. All hail prescient11! Please forgive us our mocking of you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:30 PM (1ZOkK)

190 ... but did anybody listen?

noo-oo-ooo.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 10:30 PM (WTSFk)

191 I'd really like to see Cotton go after Warren next. She'd hyperventilate so badly she'd have to be hospitalized for a week.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2016 10:31 PM (ntObR)

192 Miss Perky Tits ... "Congressman ScoggDog, what is your response to Senator Reid's response to Junior Senator Cotton's ill-considered comments on the Senate Floor ?".

Congressman ScoggDog (I-IN) "Go long on guns and ammo. Honestly, Miss Perky Tits, a shit about Harry Reid's opinion on anything I just can not give. Of course, I can say shit like this - because I'm not running for re-election. Frankly - I wish Senator Cotton would have just called a cock-sucker when he saw one."

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2016 10:32 PM (fiGNd)

193 So am I :^) I sound nothing like Harry Reid.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

You're a gentle Christian lady first.

Reid is a Democrat partisan hack, first, last and always. Steal and shake down whatever is not tied down. In a manner resembling Teddy Kennedy. Like hogs feeding at the taxpayer's trough.

But, I digress.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 10:32 PM (+1T7c)

194 LOL. The puzzle on Wheel of Fortune just now, category 'Before and After':

"Do You Speak Swedish Massage?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2016 10:32 PM (ntObR)

195 179: now there's a ticket i like. at least gila monsters don't blow smoke up your ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2016 10:32 PM (ucDmr)

196 An opportunist. Cotton should just stay where he is and let the smart people take care of business. He's operating at 100% efficiency right now, so don't try to press him forward. He's a fuckup waiting for an opportunity to go splat.

Posted by: goon at May 26, 2016 10:32 PM (WCaSy)

197 Trump needs to pick a lightweight for VP. I'm with Scott Adams and Rush Limbaugh. Adams said pick someone like Scott Brown and Rush said to ignore all the consultants.

Trump flups DC is a win for the country. No central solution and no international cooperation. Lets see if Russia, China and India can get anything done without the US. Already know the answer for EU. Israel has natural gas, nukes and the best military in the region. Top notch minds and bodies. I bet Trump would resupply them if they needed it. Time to straighten out US and leave the world to its own devices for a while. Iran has already flup itself and will shortly discover its mistakes.

Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 10:32 PM (CRXed)

198 our country will go for another shiny, full-of-himself clown before a real man like Tom Cotton will ever see the light of day as a presidential candidate.

-
I'd settle for a real man like Margaret Thatcher.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 10:33 PM (Nwg0u)

199
The town of Talkeetna, AK actually has a yellow tomcat named "Stubbs" as it's mayor.

I envy them.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:30 PM (ku3KF)

They say orange tabbys are among the smartest and most easy going of domestic cats.

Throw an orange comb-over tupee on one and let's see what happens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:33 PM (1ZOkK)

200 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 10:25 PM (DW+jj)
***
I just texted a 'niece,' and she's en route.....

Problem solved.

But that poor, poor girl....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 10:33 PM (lutOX)

201 "He's a fuckup waiting for an opportunity to go splat."

Why you say that?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:34 PM (ku3KF)

202 Remember the NRA endorsed Reid in a very tight race.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 10:34 PM (MNgU2)

203 At least when the Romans got a horse for a senator they got the entire critter.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 26, 2016 10:34 PM (bZ7mE)

204 Milo's feed, oh my https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcidBo3TIUM&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 26, 2016 10:34 PM (Ht/4p)

205 Scalp Weasel? I thought that was a genuine Peruvia merkin.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2016 10:34 PM (bpTue)

206 i love my orange cat.....tokie is the sweetest cat in the world.....broken purr and all.........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 10:35 PM (0O7c5)

207 Vote for Me. I'm huge! Laladaladalaladadal

Posted by: The Giant Gila Monster at May 26, 2016 10:35 PM (BO/km)

208 "Do You Speak Swedish Massage?"

-
You betcha.

- Al Gore

P.S. I also speak happy ending.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 10:35 PM (Nwg0u)

209 Tom Cotton doesn't go to the bar to pick up women, he goes to pick out women...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2016 10:35 PM (kP16F)

210 Harry Reid is a fine man.

Posted by: NAMBLA at May 26, 2016 10:35 PM (gwG9s)

211 Should I bother to ask what boondoggles, lobbyist gifts, and assorted waste is actually included in this unanimous bill? Or is that crass?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 26, 2016 10:35 PM (p2X2f)

212 An opportunist. Cotton should just stay where he is and let the smart people take care of business. He's operating at 100% efficiency right now, so don't try to press him forward. He's a fuckup waiting for an opportunity to go splat.
Posted by: goon at May 26, 2016 10:32 PM (WCaSy)

***

Uummm...wut?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 26, 2016 10:36 PM (YLidQ)

213 I had an orange cat named Ginger.

Very sweet.

Coyotes alas.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10:36 PM (qUNWi)

214 Old and Busted: enabling Dingy Harry, Stretch Pelosi, and TFG

New Hotness: calling them out

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2016 10:36 PM (EZebt)

215 Omg Reid was boring. And he lost his place three or four times

Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 26, 2016 10:36 PM (zOTsN)

216 Well, as I said earlier, when Trump crowns himself emperor, and places the crown of Empress on the head of Melania, the only upside will be the MFM will no longer be force-feeding us the Glamorous Beauty that is Mooch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:36 PM (1ZOkK)

217 I've read the Goracle once asked a masseuse to "release the Third Chakra"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2016 10:36 PM (kP16F)

218 213
I had an orange cat named Ginger.

Very sweet.

Coyotes alas.

Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10:36 PM (qUNWi)
coyotes ate the black and white cat, sam.....he was kind of an asshole though......i think the kids have finally forgiven me for making him an outdoor cat .........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 10:38 PM (0O7c5)

219 I've read the Goracle once asked a masseuse to "release the Third Chakra"...

Followed up by "get a Kleenex"

Posted by: The Giant Gila Monster at May 26, 2016 10:38 PM (BO/km)

220
I've read the Goracle once asked a masseuse to "release the Third Chakra"...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki

She thought he said turd chicken.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2016 10:38 PM (k4M/B)

221 "Coyotes alas."

Sorry, double ones.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:39 PM (ku3KF)

222 Thunder B. Have a link, can't find it.

Posted by: Infidel at May 26, 2016 10:39 PM (iQrD3)

223 200: Good on ya. I'd tell you some more of my little scenario there, but as you, poor girl. We don't don't want too riled up there, of course.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 10:39 PM (DW+jj)

224 and the question remains - after all the obstructions, the outright lies, the slanderous attacks, why did it take so long for reid to be denounced.

i half expected the republicons to honor him when he retires.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 10:39 PM (WTSFk)

225 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:36 PM (1ZOkK)
***
I'm by no means blind to the beauty that is woman, in her many forms, and few and far between are the daughters of Eve whom i don't admire....

But Mooch? Not with Cj's d*ck and Cleetus pushing, not even with all the whisky ever drunk in Ireland, nor for all the tea in China.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 10:40 PM (lutOX)

226
ok horde you are invited!!!!

http://www.evite.com/event/02FEPXO6X76B74ARUEPGENIVZBFVXI

Posted by: phoenixgirl at
.........
OK.. even being a so-called computer "professional", I am confused.. the web address does not describe this "event".. is it like a chat session? Or, just an invite for a gift?

As an aside.. I would definitely donate to the Pacific Garden Mission and would encourage other morons to do so as well.. I worked in the Chicago loop while in high school - a valet at the Conrad Hilton - and the nearest bus stop to get me home was right in front of the Pacific Garden Mission when it was on State Street.. It was a seedy part of the downtown area, albeit so close to expensive hotels.. as is often the case.. and seedy stories abound. But they do good work!

Congrats to Grammie Winger!

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at May 26, 2016 10:40 PM (UpGcq)

227 Coyotes have moved to the islands near Savannah. I was amused, and gobsmacked, by an idiot who wrote in our paper about yelling and waving at a small pack of coyotes hunting a herd of dear near a fort.

WTF? Yet we pay hunters to cull the deer herds?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:40 PM (1ZOkK)

228 Just a heads up for everyone, my appearance is coming up on Dr. Phil in just a few more days.

Here's a sneak preview:

Dr. Phil: "Steve, are you aware that last week you ate 9,784 fried chicken wings in a *single* sitting??"

Me: "Uhhh..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2016 10:40 PM (ntObR)

229 ONT up!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2016 10:42 PM (PLnZs)

230 "i half expected the republicons to honor him when he retires."

Of fcuk, they probably will.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:42 PM (ku3KF)

231 I'm too old to be having the fine senator's babies. But if he'd give me a kitten I'd gladly raise it as my own and treasure it always.

Posted by: Lily, formerly from HotAir at May 26, 2016 10:43 PM (r/fFS)

232 Trump should pick Tom Cotton as his VP running mate. The ads write themselves: "Team Trump. Now With Added Fiber!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 10:43 PM (OEUNd)

233 >Some lof you lucky fuckers out there get Tom Cotton or Ted Cruz. I get Mark Warner. Life ain't fair.

It could be worse. I've voted against Harry the Pederast all four times I've been able to do so.

Posted by: salfter at May 26, 2016 10:43 PM (ok9uv)

234
Ugh. Saw another coyote this am. Who am I fooling. If I go out early enough, I always see coyotes. And now, I see them during the day, too. I dont live in the country. I live in an urban area.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 10:44 PM (iQIUe)

235 223: Typo mess there:"...as you *said*, poor girl. We don't want to get you too riled up there, of course." was what I meant to type.

Damn when I'm thinking with Little Publius, my brain to hand typing motor control ain't so hot. I guess the blood is going to other areas where it's needed better. Pilot to bombardier, it's all yours.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 10:44 PM (DW+jj)

236 Mischsprache....tetradrachm.....

Screwed both kids over...they are both still in it......

Posted by: Ian Galt at May 26, 2016 10:44 PM (8iiMU)

237 Just in case this hasn't been posted yet, further adventures of Mr #ManEnough4Hillary
https://twitter.com/DerekThornton71/status/735997420404756480

Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 10:44 PM (7lVbc)

238 Uummm...wut?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 26, 2016 10:36 PM (YLidQ)

I don't like the guy. I think he is a fraud. I appreciate that others may have a different opinion. I reserve the right to be proven wrong in the long run. I hate going against the tide of the AoSHQ horde, but it's a gut instinct kind of thing for me. Apologies for rubbing anyone's head too hard. I'll just stfu now and keep my worthless opinions to myself. God bless all here.

Posted by: goon at May 26, 2016 10:45 PM (WCaSy)

239 i half expected the republicons to honor him when he retires

Fully expect the most over the top gushing squitshow you have ever seen when this turd departs the scene, alive or expired.

Posted by: The Big Fig at May 26, 2016 10:45 PM (BO/km)

240
"Cancerous leadership" I love it. He should have thrown in that Hairy is a child molester.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 10:45 PM (45oDG)

241 goon at May 26, 2016 10:45 PM (WCaSy)

Is it just a gut feeling or has he done something that you didn't like?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 10:47 PM (MNgU2)

242 Congrats to Grammie Winger!

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at May 26, 2016 10:40 PM (UpGcq)

the invite is so we can virtually have a bridal shower for grammie......you can virtually show up with a jello mold, casserole or value rite .....gifts are optional to the Pacific Garden Mission.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 10:48 PM (0O7c5)

243 Oh, you can count on a warm elaborate send-off for this toxic viper. Guarahnteeed.

It's the way the club rolls.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 10:48 PM (QDnY+)

244 60
Tom Cotton vs. Barry Obama. Cage Match.

*giggles*

We need to make it fair. Throw Dirty Harry in there and handcuff Cotton. He'll still win, it'll just take an extra 30 seconds.

Posted by: AdamPM at May 26, 2016 10:51 PM (yUlQZ)

245 >> Reid responded. It's on YouTube. He really is incoherent. He had a hard time remembering his words and the names of things and places. He also has a terrible bruise that covers the entire back of his right hand

For a 9 year old that little fuck had a lot of fight in him, just look at this hand.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 26, 2016 10:52 PM (c7vUv)

246 "And Hilldog is actually in trouble for lying. Strange days indeed."

Where?

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IG issues scathing report.

CNN: deprives Clinton of all defenses other than Powell did it too

NYT: Hillary Drowning In Emails

WaPo: "inexcusable, willful disregard for the rules"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 10:53 PM (Nwg0u)

247 He also has a terrible bruise that covers the entire back of his right hand

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He was attacked by a toaster.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 10:54 PM (Nwg0u)

248 That Tom Cotton has got some serious fucking pimp hand.

Because he bitch-slapped Harry Reid on the Senate floor in front of God and everybody.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at May 26, 2016 10:56 PM (e9mZG)

249 Damn, son.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at May 27, 2016 12:38 AM (zKZuP)

250 He didn't even get to the pederasty stuff...

Posted by: torabora at May 27, 2016 01:09 AM (UqgeU)

251 I've heard the mob gets that Nevada SOB reelected.

Posted by: torabora at May 27, 2016 01:11 AM (UqgeU)

252 Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: Honey Badger at May 27, 2016 01:16 AM (UqgeU)

253 Does this mean Republicans in the Senate will like actually start opposing the Democrats and Obama?

Not a chance in Hell.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 03:27 AM (vvmPQ)

254 If a bill passed 98-0, it probably is a scam. Isn't that the Saudi bill that everybody voted for because it will vetoed by Obama or something like that? Cotton is showboating neocon, anybody that Kristol wants is probably a disaster for conservatives.

Posted by: bjk at May 27, 2016 06:51 AM (x2rNW)

255
My parents have been supporters/friends with Tom Cotton for many years. In the video he mentioned bringing dead soldiers off the plane in Dover. He was in charge of that detail for a period of time and talks about the level of respect that is paid to soldiers as their bodies are returned home -often in the dead of night because of time differences from the war zones. He passionately contrasts that ceremony with the way Hillary and Obama disgraced the Americans returned home from Benghazi. His voice shakes in anger when he talks about her actions that day. VP Cotton sounds good to me.

Posted by: JBG at May 27, 2016 09:09 AM (VssIP)

256 Last!!!!

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