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Posted by: Flyguy at May 26, 2016 01:08 PM (IBlgM) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 26, 2016 01:08 PM (1ijHg) 3
Hell no! I certainly won't vote for her. But that doesn't mean I'll vote for Trump to stop her.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 26, 2016 01:09 PM (0q2P7) 4
He's man enough to walk into a gay bar wearing a black leather jacked with shiny chrome studs.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2016 01:09 PM (vvmPQ) 5
That photostock image guy also stars in a bus sign about Syphilis, so there's that...
Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 26, 2016 01:09 PM (jjaLl) 6
Is it just me or does he have some serious "rape eyes" going on?
Posted by: Flyguy at May 26, 2016 01:10 PM (IBlgM) 7
Hahahahahahahaha.. what a pussy.
And what a fucking dumb idea.. almost as stupid as her new slogan- Stronger Together... or some such shit. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 26, 2016 01:10 PM (so+oy) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 26, 2016 01:10 PM (1ijHg) 9
Dude looks like he has syphilis.
Posted by: Myiq2xu at May 26, 2016 01:10 PM (5fSr7) Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 26, 2016 01:11 PM (jjaLl) 11
I'm not on Twitter anymore but is Charles Cooke saying he will vote for Hillary? Or for Johnson? That is almost as stupid as her 'Love trumps hate' slogan..
Posted by: IC at May 26, 2016 01:11 PM (a0IVu) 12
"Conservatarian" lol
Posted by: Observer at May 26, 2016 01:11 PM (YTiLM) 13
wouldn't "are you woman enough to vote for a man" be considered taboo uber sexist and get someone fired out on their asses immediately?
Posted by: nckate at May 26, 2016 01:12 PM (IZFV4) 14
Rolled-up t-shirt sleeves to show his tats, fake beard, spray tan. That says 'real man' to me, oh yes.
Posted by: scoville at May 26, 2016 01:12 PM (0adl+) 15
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Too funny Vic. I get the San Francisco vibe from him. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 26, 2016 01:10 PM (1ijHg) Hi, I'm Brucie, buy you a drink dahling. Posted by: Bruce Strousal from Susalito at May 26, 2016 01:12 PM (vvmPQ) 16
I don't always vote for vicious greedy incompetent old slags, but when I do, I vote for Hillary.
Posted by: The Most Interesting Hipster Douchebag In The World at May 26, 2016 01:12 PM (8ZskC) 17
He's Johnson enough for a man.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2016 01:12 PM (k4M/B) Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 01:12 PM (iQIUe) 19
LOL . . . I think the hashtag "ManEnoughforJohnson" kinda says it all about that dude, no?
My BFF, rock-solid conservative, practicing Catholic, 'Nam USMC vet, pretty smart lawyer, has been very "never Trump" for months now. I can barely even discuss it with him, he was so mental about it for so long. A month or two ago he was vowing to vote for Hillary if it came down her her and Trump. Yesterday he cast his mail-in vote for Kasich. However, he indicated that I should give him time to come around and I am confident that he will eventually do so. Posted by: Peaches, cautiously dipping a toe in the pool at May 26, 2016 01:13 PM (EgOr3) Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 01:13 PM (g8Hfr) 21
He has Expressive Wrists.
Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:14 PM (klBFi) Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2016 01:14 PM (qJhUV) Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 01:14 PM (YaSSM) 24
I'm man enough to recognize voting is rarely about principles and more often pragmatic calculated acceptance of lesser evil. No beard, tattoos, or girly arms required.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 26, 2016 01:14 PM (HCv3S) 25
Conservatives need to do more coalition-building than thumbsucking.
Win election first, sort it all out later. Posted by: Guy Valkyrie at May 26, 2016 01:15 PM (wrKcq) 26
Did Pajama Boy get into his daddie's dress up box?
Posted by: Flyguy at May 26, 2016 01:15 PM (IBlgM) 27
11 Posted by: IC at May 26, 2016 01:11 PM (a0IVu)
No he is mocking Grammy H's horrible not good political messaging.... Look her "GET YOUR WOMYN CARDZ GIRLZ!" ad and punditry TURNED Gen Tippy Cup galz against her and into the Barn.... this woman couldn't sell shit to a farmer. Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 01:15 PM (g8Hfr) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 01:15 PM (LA7Cm) 29
I voted for a woman in 2008, so I guess so.
Posted by: SH at May 26, 2016 01:15 PM (gmeXX) 30
Not Shown: He's wearing footie pajamas
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 26, 2016 01:15 PM (8ZskC) 31
Pussies love Hillary too.
Posted by: Pussy O'Brien at May 26, 2016 01:15 PM (DrC22) 32
I am looking forward to the Harley Riders For Hillary club.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 26, 2016 01:15 PM (PWXrS) 33
He's man enough for a visit to my place on Fire Island
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 26, 2016 01:15 PM (12kBq) Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:15 PM (klBFi) 35
Stock photography, how the hell does that work?
Posted by: The Hillary Clinton Campaign at May 26, 2016 01:16 PM (/77HP) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 01:16 PM (qCMvj) 37
A beard and tats don't make him any less ghey.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 26, 2016 01:16 PM (0mRoj) 38
Cooke is a dork obsessed with unlimited gun access for whatever reason. Who knows, maybe he has a whole stockpile, but it seems more like an abstract exercise in being more libertarian-than-thou.
I kinda wish I liked Trump more because of how much he's pissed off the NRO types who treat conservatism as some academic seminar, yet have no meaningful victories in recent years. Posted by: Observer at May 26, 2016 01:16 PM (YTiLM) 39
I do not fear the vagina. I welcome it.
Posted by: The Most Interesting Hipster Douchebag In The World at May 26, 2016 01:16 PM (8ZskC) 40
It's man buns all the way down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:16 PM (1ZOkK) 41
Hillary's Man Voting Gap is big. This will only help it keep growing.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 26, 2016 01:16 PM (r1fLd) 42
Man enough to vote for a Hillary! Plus, syphilis. This is major league imagery right here.
Anyone else enjoying the fact that Hillary! has been putting her foot and pulling bonehead optical moves as bad as anything our side has done the past few years? It may all burn, but I am at least enjoying that. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 01:16 PM (3ZoRf) 43
...and Hillary loves pussies!
Posted by: Huma at May 26, 2016 01:16 PM (DrC22) 44
He's too much man for Barry
Posted by: Reggie Love at May 26, 2016 01:16 PM (12kBq) Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 01:16 PM (iQIUe) 46
>>"He has Expressive Wrists."
>What are they saying to you? They say - "Meet me in the men's restroom. Last stall on the Left." Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:17 PM (klBFi) 47
well i'm not a man....so.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 01:17 PM (0O7c5) 48
Hi, Chi! :-)
Anybody else think that it's not gonna be Hillary in the general? I've thought that for months now. I have the spidey-sense that it will be Biden/Warren. Just don't know how soon they'll pull off the coup. Posted by: Peaches, cautiously dipping a toe in the pool at May 26, 2016 01:17 PM (EgOr3) 49
>>> I'm not on Twitter anymore but is Charles Cooke saying he will vote for Hillary? Or for Johnson? That is almost as stupid as her 'Love trumps hate' slogan..
yes he's saying he'll vote for Johnson. apparently this is now the default position of our alleged internet intellectual class. it's controversial to say you'd like to stop Hillary from being president. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 01:17 PM (dciA+) 50
He's a single issue voter: uni-asexual gender-neutral bathrooms.
Posted by: Hall Monitor at May 26, 2016 01:17 PM (9eYoy) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 01:17 PM (qCMvj) 52
That's the cough drop guy, isn't it? What happened to his brother?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 26, 2016 01:17 PM (8ZskC) 53
This probably would have been more effective with a more manly guy rather than a hipster douche. Like a fireman or something, not the barrista with the man bun
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:17 PM (39g3+) 54
To be followed by the Lumberjacks for Hillary coffee club
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 26, 2016 01:17 PM (PWXrS) 55
38 Posted by: Observer at May 26, 2016 01:16 PM (YTiLM)
It takes an NRO intellect to think Grammy is better on the Bill of Rights than the Toupee... Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 01:17 PM (g8Hfr) Posted by: Chris M at May 26, 2016 01:17 PM (k3w9p) 57
2 He's a faggot.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 26, 2016 01:08 PM (1ijHg) There's a Bros4Hillary Twitter thing and every single picture it's obvious they're all gay. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 26, 2016 01:17 PM (4ErVI) 58
He exudes the same machismo as Choom Boy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:18 PM (1ZOkK) 59
We live in stupid times.
Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2016 01:18 PM (/m8T6) 60
Man enough for a wide stance?
Posted by: Larry Craig at May 26, 2016 01:18 PM (12kBq) 61
Even if you want to accept the preposterous theory that Trump is just a liberal Democrat masquerading as a border hawk, just voting against this Hillary nonsense is enough for me to justify marking Trump on my ballot.
Posted by: Maritime at May 26, 2016 01:18 PM (LZgax) 62
Among the many odd things in this weird ad:
1. The red arrow in "I'm With Her" points straight at Mr. Macho. 2. The beard looks like a Halloween fake beard. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 26, 2016 01:18 PM (s/EUv) 63
I keep my hands in my pockets like this because I'm always expecting someone, and it could be anyone, and I mean anyone, to hit me in the nuts.
Posted by: That Guy with the thick beard and apparently, some tats at May 26, 2016 01:18 PM (/77HP) 64
I wonder if his beard tickles his boyfriends balls.
Oh, conservatives voting for the most radical progressive of our lifetime. Me thinks we need a new definition for the word conservatives. Posted by: Drider at May 26, 2016 01:18 PM (bdzyz) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 01:18 PM (qCMvj) 66
That photostock image guy also stars in a bus sign about Syphilis, so there's that...
Posted by: Dirty Randy He's not even joking http://tinyurl.com/zlc2exw Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:18 PM (39g3+) 67
Isnt it sexist and defamatory calling anyone you disagree with a rapist? Same with using rapist as a pejorative with no evidence of any sexual conduct at all.
Check you privilege, honey! Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 01:18 PM (iQIUe) 68
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 26, 2016 01:18 PM (1xUj/) 69
Man enough to back into it.
Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:18 PM (klBFi) 70
I'm not a hipster, but is Hillary really getting the urban tattooed lumberjack vote?
I just don't see *that* guy giving a crap about some septuagenarian political hack's pitch that it's time to put a woman - her! - in the WH. Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 01:18 PM (NOIQH) 71
OH PLEASE
Posted by: Liberace at May 26, 2016 01:19 PM (12kBq) Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 01:19 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 26, 2016 01:19 PM (kdS6q) 74
Caption contest entry: "Is this where they're casting new members of the Village People?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 01:19 PM (oKE6c) 75
I'm man enough NOT to. . .
Posted by: David Wellman at May 26, 2016 01:19 PM (Hi6cL) 76
Guy also looks like he is holding a fart in.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 26, 2016 01:19 PM (PWXrS) Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 26, 2016 01:19 PM (hLRSq) 78
Based on my one day excursion back into the Twitter cesspool yesterday, the answer from many "conservatives" is "Hell, yes!"
They're wipped. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 01:19 PM (qCMvj) 79
I'll bet he's one hell of a slap-fighter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:19 PM (1ZOkK) 80
That photostock image guy also stars in a bus sign about Syphilis, so there's that...
Posted by: Dirty Randy He's not even joking http://tinyurl.com/zlc2exw Posted by: Christopher Taylor Please Trump, blast this out on Twitter! Posted by: Maritime at May 26, 2016 01:19 PM (LZgax) 81
He looks like a huckster I saw in CA once trying to get people to go into a gay porn shop.
Posted by: Soona at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (Fmupd) Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (zOTsN) 83
This beard hides a very weak chin. If my chin were a belly button, it would be an innie.
Posted by: That Guy with the thick beard and apparently, some tats at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (/77HP) Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (klBFi) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (qCMvj) 86
76 Guy also looks like he is holding a fart in.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 26, 2016 01:19 PM (PWXrS) It's his butt plug. Posted by: Insomniac at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (0mRoj) 87
I'm as anti-Trump as it gets but--stalwart soon-to-be former Republican that I am--I'll vote for that two-bit demagaogue on election day, which also happens to be the day before I quit the GOP andgoindependent forever. The Democrats are openly, avowedly socialists now. What else can I do?
That said, voting for the Republican Party's nominee shouldn'tentail a crisis of conscience. You Trump-lovingfuckwads made him the GOP nominee. Don't blame me or others like me if your Beloved Dear Leader proves incapable of defeating Hillary Clinton, arguably the worst politician of either party in the last 100 years. Posted by: troyriser at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (UWlp+) 88
Don't ask, don't tell
Posted by: Tom Cruise at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (12kBq) 89
Please tell me it's true that that's a stock photo that was also used in an get tested STD ad.
Lie if you must. Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (mf5HN) Posted by: knows all great chefs have sleeves and hipster beards at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (H9MG5) 91
I wonder what "he" identifies as?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (1ZOkK) Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (s/EUv) 93
I must admit, even though I think Jacob Degrom looks silly with his long floppy hair all over the place, apparently he is "man" enough not to follow the crowd of guys who seem to want to proclaim their manhood with beards and tattoos.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (TOk1P) 94
Tatted, leering and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Posted by: Dean Vernon Wormer at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (8ZskC) 95
Oh, for the Libertarian link at the sidebar I only need to say that I will never vote for a party/candidate that endorses open borders. Plus, Johnson, the presumptive nominee, supports forcing Christians to participate in homosexual marriage ceremonies. The libertarians are just libertines and another species of the left.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 26, 2016 01:21 PM (Ee2nz) 96
>>And on twitter, Hills is now drawing friendly fire from the left for "1950's Gendering".
Uh...I have no idea what that means. Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 01:21 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 01:21 PM (LA7Cm) 98
Imagine him in your little girl's bathroom. With that look on his face.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:21 PM (1ZOkK) 99
I keep my hands in pockets, because they're full of Vaseline. To keep them smooth. Like a woman's.
Are you man enough to have soft hands, like a woman? Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 01:21 PM (kZVsz) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 01:21 PM (ptqRm) 101
You know it's disappointing that we didn't get the nads dipped in the pudding. Can we get one with a penis?
I promise to pull out. Posted by: Drider at May 26, 2016 01:21 PM (bdzyz) 102
Over/under on a man bun?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:21 PM (1ZOkK) 103
If you turned his head upside down the picture would look exactly the same.
Posted by: And now for something completely random at May 26, 2016 01:21 PM (w1zh4) 104
That photostock image guy also stars in a bus sign about Syphilis, so there's that...
I swear, I didn't know! Posted by: Joey Tribbiani at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (NF2Bf) Posted by: General Zod at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (Bdeb0) 106
He can poll me any time
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (12kBq) 107
>>Please tell me it's true that that's a stock photo that was also used in an get tested STD ad.
It's true, and it's fabulous - see pics at Insty link. Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (NOIQH) 108
The Rubio bitter-enders continue to amaze me.
Posted by: mugiwara at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (HkRZO) 109
he's the ideal hipster. irl though, they tend to look like the guy in the TrueCar ads.
Posted by: x at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (nFwvY) 110
I gotta say, they both have beards!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (DrC22) 111
"Uh...I have no idea what that means."
I guess it means this guy looks like one of those stereotypical 1950's "greaser"s. All he's missing is the pack of smokes rolled up in short sleeve. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (LA7Cm) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (1ZOkK) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: 80's music fan at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (dGbOW) 115
Man enough to cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this. Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (zOTsN) 116
This guy is some model somewhere who did a stock photo shoot and has no idea he just went viral.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (39g3+) 117
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Imagine him in your little girl's bathroom. With that look on his face. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:21 PM (1ZOkK) Little girl would be safe, but not the little boy. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (vvmPQ) 118
Don't blame me or others like me if your Beloved Dear Leader proves incapable of defeating Hillary Clinton, arguably the worst politician of either party in the last 100 years.
I'm not a "Trump loving fuckwad", but Ted Cruz had far less of a chance of beating the Hildebeeste. I never did "get" the idea that somehow Cruz could win a general where Trump could not. It was simply never gonna happen. Not in a zillion years. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 26, 2016 01:23 PM (s/EUv) 119
It's not a question of whether the bearded hipster is gay, it's a question of just how many cocks he has sucked in the past month.
Posted by: wooga at May 26, 2016 01:23 PM (4Tl3i) Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 01:23 PM (EdhH3) 121
>>That photostock image guy also stars in a bus sign about Syphilis, so there's that..
He got it from the Toilet Seat! (and dude is also in a Toyota Commercia, I thinkl) Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:23 PM (klBFi) 122
Please tell me it's true that that's a stock photo that was also used in an get tested STD ad.
Lie if you must. Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (mf5HN) Alex - this is from the group that used pictures of the Russian Navy in its "Salute to Veterans" at their last convention. Of course the same picture was used in a VD ad. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 26, 2016 01:23 PM (hLRSq) 123
This is reason 1,256,819 to avoid Twitter.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 26, 2016 01:23 PM (PWXrS) 124
I'm man enough to take it up the ass from another man. And vote for Hillary.
Posted by: Lumbersexual douche at May 26, 2016 01:23 PM (0mRoj) 125
Lumberjackoff.
Posted by: Paul Bunyan at May 26, 2016 01:23 PM (H9MG5) 126
What a great parody of the kind of thing a corrupt and hopelessly out-of-touch, aging, way-past-her-sell-by- date Democrat politician would do to reach out to what her highly-paid consultants told her was a critical voting demographic. Bravo! Whoever did this.
Posted by: V the K at May 26, 2016 01:23 PM (O7MnT) 127
I think Zombie has a picture of that guy ejaculating onto spectators at the Fremont Street Fair.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 26, 2016 01:23 PM (8ZskC) 128
What do you mean it's real?
Posted by: V the K at May 26, 2016 01:23 PM (O7MnT) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 01:23 PM (qCMvj) 130
It's not a question of whether the bearded hipster is gay, it's a question of just how many cocks he has sucked in the past
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 01:24 PM (EdhH3) 131
At least there's no bro-bun, which is a positive development.
Last time I visited my doctor at her hospital-office building health-o-plex, I espied a righteous ginger dude rockin' the long-hair-Civil-War-beard look with two little pig-tails sticking up out the top of his head. Usually I'm all live-and-let-live, but the manly part dearly wanted to ask, "Man, what's up with the Pippi Longstocking thing? What does THAT attract? Weird girls? Even weirder men? WTF?" He didn't look so tough; I could have taken him easy. Even if he was up and out of the wheelchair! Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at May 26, 2016 01:24 PM (XdbLA) 132
He might be a perfectly nice guy, but he looks like a hipster douche to me. That hairstyle just begs to be smacked up side the head.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:24 PM (39g3+) 133
This tattoo sleeve is almost entirely Dora the Explorer. My back is all My Little Pony. My ass tats are almost all fart jokes. With a definite gay bent. Like, "Free Aroma Therapy Sessions, This Way". Stuff like that.
Posted by: That Guy with the thick beard and apparently, some tats at May 26, 2016 01:24 PM (/77HP) 134
I'm man enough to wear white with my tattoo.
Posted by: ManEnough4Hillary at May 26, 2016 01:24 PM (DrC22) 135
120 It's not a question of whether the bearded hipster is gay, it's a question of just how many cocks he has sucked in the past month.
Posted by: wooga at May 26, 2016 01:23 PM (4Tl3i) That's not a beard. It's an accumulation of other men's pubes. Posted by: Insomniac at May 26, 2016 01:24 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 01:24 PM (zOTsN) 137
If you just took the head shot, he would look like someone that would be on the no fly list.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 01:24 PM (JJev6) 138
I thought Hillary has abandoned her "Hospital --> This Way" logo after it was laughed off the internet. But this ad with Mr. Syphilis shows she's still using it. Is she nuts? Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2016 01:24 PM (jBuUi) 139
Did I know him as a young boy?
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 26, 2016 01:24 PM (12kBq) 140
Don't blame me or others like me if your Beloved Dear Leader proves incapable of defeating Hillary Clinton, arguably the worst politician of either party in the last 100 years.
Posted by: troyriser at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (UWlp+) Maybe you should blame the GOPe and their candidates who offered the same tire platitudes and got steamrolled by Trump. The GOPe didn't have a deep bench. It had a wide, shallow pool of tepid water. Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 26, 2016 01:24 PM (Ee2nz) 141
Posted by: Vyce at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (XJtSK) Nothing says "reasoned discourse" like walking into your host's house, taking a big, steaming dump on the floor, then screwing his wife and complaining that she's not freaky enough. It's almost Buckleyesque in its suavity. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 26, 2016 01:25 PM (X6fMO) 142
I don't know if I want to laugh or drop in a mag. He looks like most of the Taliban I've seen.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2016 01:25 PM (O0lVq) 143
Polling must have showed them she's losing with the white man with beard and full sleeve tattoo. The only reason a certain percentage of women will vote for her is exactly because of the woman card, and she's a woman. She can't have it both ways, hehe. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 01:25 PM (qCMvj) 144
I'm man enough to vote for a woman but I am not CRIMINAL enough to vote for Hillary.
Remember your ABCS, (Anyone But Clinton or Sanders!) Posted by: JB1000 at May 26, 2016 01:25 PM (DYdhz) 145
It's okay folks. It's an artisanal white T-shirt.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 01:25 PM (NeFrd) 146
>> It's not a question of whether the bearded hipster is gay, it's a question of just how many cocks he has sucked in the past month.
According to a noted Internet Expert (or, Sexpert) : if X = # of Cocks sucked then, if X > 6, he's Gay. Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:25 PM (klBFi) 147
He could pass for Muzz.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:25 PM (1ZOkK) 148
>>I guess it means this guy looks like one of those stereotypical 1950's
"greaser"s. All he's missing is the pack of smokes rolled up in short sleeve. LOL. Guess they're also upset about the "man enough" part? I mean, if we're being lectured to stop saying "run like a girl" and #banbossy, you can't question one's masculinity, either? Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 01:26 PM (NOIQH) 149
At least there's no bro-bun, which is a positive development.
Assumes facts not in evidence. He might have one hiding behind his cranium. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:26 PM (39g3+) 150
Arf. Arf arf arf arf arf!!!
Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 26, 2016 01:26 PM (8ZskC) 151
Oh so you're back to being the arbiter of conservatism?
You were once #TeamHillary, Ace. At least insofar as that allowed you to be #NeverMarco. Posted by: Vyce at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (XJtSK) I won't speak for anyone else, but to me, anybody still carrying a torch for Mario Rufio is outed as a Gope. You can't even claim to be ignorant anymore. Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2016 01:26 PM (TOk1P) 152
Stock model picture? Oh boy, wait until the guys backstory shows up..,in Gawker:-/
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2016 01:26 PM (O0lVq) 153
Man, wouldn't it be sweet if they didn't even bother to secure the rights to use the photo and got sued to hell and back?
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 01:26 PM (kZVsz) 154
>>He's got the full sleeve going on.
That is so when he's fisting a trucker in the Target Women's Room he can still look badass. Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:26 PM (klBFi) 155
This is the funniest shit I have read in months. You guys are so amazing!!
Posted by: Peaches, cautiously dipping a toe in the pool at May 26, 2016 01:26 PM (EgOr3) Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 26, 2016 01:26 PM (PWXrS) 157
Not saying I'm gay, but lumberjacks give me wood.
Posted by: That Guy with the thick beard and apparently, some tats at May 26, 2016 01:27 PM (/77HP) Posted by: kbdabear at May 26, 2016 01:27 PM (M1HmG) 159
Maybe you should blame the GOPe and their candidates who offered the same tire platitudes and got steamrolled by Trump. They wouldn't have been steamrolled if you goddamned hicks weren't so fucking racist! And you don't understand how DC works! Now go back to humping your flags and molesting your guns, you Jesus-freaks! - - - The GOPe Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 26, 2016 01:27 PM (X6fMO) 160
89 Please tell me it's true that that's a stock photo that was also used in an get tested STD ad.
Lie if you must. Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (mf5HN) Portland Oregon Syphilitic Outreach Campaign Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 01:27 PM (/CXhS) 161
Love wins, Gag.
Posted by: General Zod at May 26, 2016 01:27 PM (Bdeb0) Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 26, 2016 01:27 PM (PNcou) 163
I bet he wears a man-bun.
Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2016 01:27 PM (9221z) 164
TRUMP WILL ASSIGN HIM TO A LABOR BRIGADE IN THE CAMPS!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at May 26, 2016 01:27 PM (qJhUV) 165
So the Hillary team sat down and decided that the most notably reason to vote for Hillary was...because she is a woman.
Of course, so is half the population. Can we get Jane Smith of Podunk or Sally Jones of Smallville to run instead? Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2016 01:27 PM (X7E8f) 166
It puts the lotion on its face.
Posted by: General Zod at May 26, 2016 01:27 PM (Bdeb0) 167
Anybody else think that it's not gonna be Hillary in the general? I've thought that for months now. I have the spidey-sense that it will be Biden/Warren. Just don't know how soon they'll pull off the coup.
Posted by: Peaches ............ Anything can happen this year.. I ain't making any more predictions! But I sure would love to see Hillary in an orange pantsuit! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 26, 2016 01:27 PM (so+oy) 168
I bet he says "bro" a lot and religiously drinks Starbucks.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2016 01:27 PM (O0lVq) 169
What ever happened to pajama boy? Wouldn't he be a better fit for this?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 26, 2016 01:27 PM (jxbfJ) 170
I don't know if I want to laugh or drop in a mag. He looks like most of the Taliban I've seen.
Both. Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 01:28 PM (EdhH3) 171
Caption: "What? You're telling me you tested positive???"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 26, 2016 01:28 PM (8ZskC) 172
And for the record, I am man enough to vote for a woman, just not her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 26, 2016 01:28 PM (jxbfJ) 173
That dude has some impressive arm musculature!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 01:28 PM (NeFrd) 174
Me Too!
Posted by: Janet Reno at May 26, 2016 01:28 PM (PNcou) 175
I thought Hillary has abandoned her "Hospital --> This Way" logo after it was laughed off the internet. But this ad with Mr. Syphilis shows she's still using it.
I guess so, it gives people wearing it on shirts a nice arrow pointing to their... left... Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:28 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 01:28 PM (LA7Cm) 177
"Portland is #5 in syphilis! C'mon, we're only four places from #1!"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 01:28 PM (oKE6c) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 01:28 PM (NeFrd) 179
*** unavailable for comment ***
Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at May 26, 2016 01:28 PM (12kBq) 180
I love Hillary. I also love 2x4s. Up my ass.
Posted by: Lumbersexual douche at May 26, 2016 01:28 PM (0mRoj) 181
Is she nuts?
Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2016 01:24 PM (jBuUi) Nuttier than squirrel poop, meaner than a nest of cobras, with an elephant's memory for every slight she has suffered. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 26, 2016 01:29 PM (hLRSq) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:29 PM (1ZOkK) 183
isn't that the Giant's closer?
No, but he does look somewhat like Bryce Harper. Great hitter, lousy hair. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:29 PM (39g3+) 184
It's not a question of whether the bearded hipster is gay, it's a
question of just how many cocks he has sucked in the past month. Posted by: wooga News flash, hater - it's not gay if you keep your eyes closed. And 27. Posted by: That Guy with the thick beard and apparently, some tats at May 26, 2016 01:29 PM (/77HP) 185
Wait. Is he one of those guys that was just released from GITMO?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2016 01:29 PM (O0lVq) 186
(and dude is also in a Toyota Commercia, I thinkl)
Jan? That's JAN?????? Immagonna stick with Lilly from ATT. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 01:29 PM (ptqRm) Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 01:29 PM (zOTsN) 188
Anal Johnson is right about that!
Posted by: Howard Johnson at May 26, 2016 01:29 PM (PNcou) Posted by: Kristophr at May 26, 2016 01:29 PM (jLXo8) 190
Are You Man Enough to Vote for Hillary? Well, you've got to give Scankles some credit. The dog-eating crackhead ran the "prove you're not racist by voting for Obama" card into the ground, so trying the "sexism" card seems like a natural progression. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 26, 2016 01:30 PM (X6fMO) 191
That model was arrested for using the men's bathroom in North Carolina.
( recycled Tony Roma joke) Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 01:30 PM (JJev6) 192
Oh, this ad obviously proves that Hillary is an unstoppable juggernaut this election.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 26, 2016 01:30 PM (Ee2nz) 193
I don't get the "gay" vibe people are riffing on here. He just looks like an insufferable tofu-huffing starbucks-addicted hipster.
And guys look like that because girls their age think its just dreamy. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:30 PM (39g3+) 194
I am man enough to NOT vote for an incompetent, Satanist, alcoholic, dripping diaper-wearing, communist for the sole reason that she has an ancient, dried up set of beef drapes.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2016 01:30 PM (ov9Bq) 195
OK. Why hasn't anyone photoshopped that yet?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2016 01:30 PM (O0lVq) 196
Chop wood. Wear footie pajamas. Sip penis. Talk about voting for Hillary.
Posted by: Lumbersexual douche at May 26, 2016 01:30 PM (0mRoj) 197
I think we're looking at Reggie's soon-to-be replacement.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:30 PM (1ZOkK) 198
They should have had him holding a crumpled can of Schlitz beer.
Posted by: Soona at May 26, 2016 01:30 PM (Fmupd) 199
apparently this is now the default position of our alleged internet intellectual class. it's controversial to say you'd like to stop Hillary from being president.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 01:17 PM (dciA+) battered and bruised egos they'll come around Trump will make them love him. He loves them. It'll be Great! Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 01:30 PM (qCMvj) 200
For the record, not every dude you see on the street sporting a full beard is a hipster douchecanoe. Some of us just stopped giving any fucks.
I guarantee that 1/2 of you would mumble "hipster douchebag" if you saw me walking by. I'm a bit to the right of Gengis Khan, but you wouldn't know that at a gpance. Just sayin'. Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (YaSSM) 201
He's also man enough to pee with our daughters
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (PNcou) 202
I am man enough to vote for a woman......if that woman is Kate Upton and she promises to do every state of the union speech in a bathing suit.
Probably the only.time I would actually watch it. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (PWXrS) 203
@2: "He's a faggot."
No, he doesn't suck cock. He just holds it in his mouth until the swelling goes down. Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (rznWS) Posted by: That Guy with the thick beard and apparently, some tats at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (/77HP) 205
The guy looks like he has some nasty STD and works at a cheap tattoo shop and still lives with his parents - how is this supposed to be persuasive to the average working man trying to support his family?
Posted by: IC at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (a0IVu) 206
191 That model was arrested for using the men's bathroom in North Carolina.
( recycled Tony Roma joke) Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck I'm laughing so hard my ribs hurt. Posted by: x at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (nFwvY) 207
I live in the 2nd gayest city in California and that dude is gay Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (lKyWE) 208
if X = # of Cocks sucked
then, if X > 6, he's Gay. Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:25 PM (klBFi) Are we sure of the math here? I'm thinking if x= "anything other than zero" then that equation is true.... Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (jjaLl) 209
Ace, didn't you say you would vote for Hillary, right after Trump's attack on Heidi Cruz? Maybe I'm remembering wrong, so correct me if so.
I had the same impulse at the time. Anyway, I disagree with your Twitter position that the people who won't vote for Trump are just virtue signaling. You were going after a lot of good people on Twitter, and frankly thats not a not good way to persuade people to vote for Trump. It's what Trump does, and it's off putting to people like me who are on the fence. Posted by: stace at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (mMMjw) 210
I was willing to let the long beard thing go for the Sesquicentennial of the Civil War, but that ended last year.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (7HtZB) 211
Or...are you man enough to tune out the screeching feminists in your life who insist you must vote for Hillary because #firstwomanprezzyyouguys!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (NOIQH) 212
I see, to not vote for Hillary is an act of misogyny or cowardice? FU!!!!!
Tell neckbeard up there to shave, cover his arm, and lift some weights. Oh yeah, and grow a penis. Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (+aCe4) 213
And Christopher Taylor is right. Just do some looking at the "DILF's of Disney" Instagram. They eat this shit up.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (kZVsz) 214
Well, you've got to give Scankles some credit. The dog-eating crackhead ran the "prove you're not racist by voting for Obama" card into the ground, so trying the "sexism" card seems like a natural progression./i]
Yeah, you know they have a ton of "make Hillary historical first" concepts all lined up and ready to roll out. They need lots of suckers to step up and vote for her to demonstrate that they're part of the movement and prove they aren't sexist. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (39g3+) 215
Those guys usually have sweaters tied around their necks, don't they?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 01:32 PM (zOTsN) 217
Bet they were playing "It's Raining Men" when he was doing that photo shoot.
Two snaps... way down. Posted by: Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather at May 26, 2016 01:32 PM (H9MG5) 218
#manenoughforjohnson sounds vaguely homoerotic.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 26, 2016 01:32 PM (4rzL1) 219
He looks like Every Barista Ever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:32 PM (1ZOkK) 220
Man enough to vote for Hillory = Wants nothing to do with his parents, and yet is still on his father's health insurance plan.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2016 01:32 PM (TOk1P) Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 01:32 PM (kZVsz) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 01:32 PM (NeFrd) 223
>>>218 #manenoughforjohnson sounds vaguely homoerotic.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 26, 2016 01:32 PM (4rzL1)>>> Vaguely? You're underselling it. By a lot. Posted by: gm at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (4ueYo) 224
Over half the men in Ameican are less manly than him
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (PNcou) 225
" I'm a bit to the right of Gengis Khan, but you wouldn't know that at a gpance. Just sayin'."
Chi So if I see a bearded hipster walking down the sidewalk, with Gengis Khan walking on his left side...that's you? Shit...let me buy you a beer. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (ptqRm) 226
battered and bruised egos
they'll come around Yeah once people get past feeling like their personal worth or meaning is part of the primary election, they'll grudgingly vote for Trump. Its just going to take a few months. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (39g3+) 227
The guy has no chest or shoulders. Dress him in black and he's totally emo. Blegh.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (GDulk) 228
Nuttier than squirrel poop
Nuttier than the ring around the underside of a squirrels latrine Stolen from Goldstein Posted by: DaveA at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (DL2i+) 229
Hipsters are men?
Posted by: gm at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (4ueYo) 230
Taliban beard never looked so stylish. Maybe that is why the Taliban is so angry.
This calls out for a reality show that provides stylists to Taliban leaders. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (FtrY1) 231
>>Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (YaSSM)
<< Mmm. No. Half the SF I know are still sporting their beards. Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (O0lVq) 232
Just noticed. Romo not Roma.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (JJev6) 233
194 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:30 PM (39g3+)
He looks like an Iranian attempt at a fifth rate gay Fabio clone... Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (g8Hfr) Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (PNcou) 235
Not gay, just a hipster douche-store. He's probably going to be a celebrity chef if the whole STD awareness model thing doesn't pan out.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (7HtZB) 236
>>Are we sure of the math here? I'm thinking if x= "anything other than zero" then that equation is true....
Noted Sexpert AceofSpades disagrees. Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (klBFi) 237
#Hillsgotballz
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (k8tEg) 238
Those guys usually have sweaters tied around their necks, don't they? Thats so 1980's,tribal tats replaced the sweater long ago Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (lKyWE) 239
the surest way to prove you arent virtue signalling is to loudly and repeatedly complain about being called on virtue signaling, all the while virtue signaling
Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (zOTsN) 240
You may not be a whore, but you're wearing the uniform.
Exactly. That's why I would never wear certain outfits or have certain looks. I don't want to wear the uniform. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (39g3+) 241
I'm laughing so hard my ribs hurt.
Posted by: x I'm man enough to suck cock so hard my ribs hurt. slowly licks lips Posted by: That Guy with the thick beard and apparently, some tats at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (/77HP) 242
Man enough to cry during sex.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (LUG6K) 243
If Obama had a son...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (1ZOkK) 244
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Hillary's Man Voting Gap is big. This will only help it keep growing. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 26, 2016 01:16 PM (r1fLd) Unlike the thigh gap. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (jxbfJ) 245
"So if I see a bearded hipster walking down the sidewalk, with Gengis Khan walking on his left side...that's you? "
Please snap a pic because I wanna see that too. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (LA7Cm) 246
My favorite ludicrous "who I won't vote for" drama - for the moment:
OK I'll vote for YouKnowWho but he's a Denubian slime devil and all you stupid fanatical YouKnowWho-lovers who made him the nominee better know that if he loses or isn't Churchill while in office will be subjected to relentless shaming and Chechen-style endless personal vendettas!!! eleventy!!!" Directed, mostly, of course, to an audience of people who didn't vote for YouKnowWho, much less become enthusiasts, but who have the intelligence and responsibility to recognize the Turgidson Choice we face. Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (QDnY+) 247
Those stupid Trump-loving hicks are sure to not vote for him now that they've been properly scolded by my wonderful, classy self.
Why, I bet this tactic will work even better at decreasing Trump support than BLM rioting at his rallies! *strokes chin satisfactorily* Posted by: Charles C.W. Cooke at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (NF2Bf) 248
Totally sensing a YMCA reboot!!1!
Posted by: Village People at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (12kBq) Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (qJhUV) 250
They should re-tag that photo #doyouthinkihaveajohnson?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (O0lVq) 251
116 This guy is some model somewhere who did a stock photo shoot and has no idea he just went viral.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:22 PM (39g3+) A client of the San Quentin Agency? Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (oKE6c) 252
I'm down for voting for whomever that large sensitive guy wants... Just don't beat me up anymore and tell him to stop using that tire iron on my pets
Posted by: Former mass resident at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (YCpVK) 253
220 Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2016 01:32 PM (TOk1P)
DON'T JUDGE MY ELECTIVE SCROTAL SURGERY DAD! and uh can you help with the co-pay? //Bearded Hipster Hillary! Douche Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (g8Hfr) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 01:35 PM (LA7Cm) 255
#manenoughforjohnson sounds vaguely homoerotic.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 26, 2016 01:32 PM (4rzL1) IT SOUNDS FUNNY BECAUSE JOHNSON MEANS PENIS. Posted by: Ben Roth Less Burger at May 26, 2016 01:35 PM (TOk1P) 256
Lookout, x.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 01:35 PM (LA7Cm) 257
I have a deep love of wood. Very. Deep.
Posted by: Lumbersexual douche at May 26, 2016 01:35 PM (0mRoj) 258
Is it true that guys with beards like that usually keep a pet monkey to pick the nits out of it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 26, 2016 01:35 PM (8ZskC) 259
This is another one of those ads where some out of touch ad guy comes up with what he thinks is "hip".
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2016 01:36 PM (O0lVq) 260
He's not gay,but getting his bleached starfish tongue punched makes him giggle.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 01:36 PM (ptqRm) 261
244 41
Hillary's Man Voting Gap is big. This will only help it keep growing. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 26, 2016 01:16 PM (r1fLd) Unlike the thigh gap. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (jxbfJ) There is no thigh gap. Hers rub together with every step. Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 01:36 PM (oKE6c) 262
I'm man enough to fight with an open hand and make love with a fist.
Posted by: That Guy with the thick beard and apparently, some tats at May 26, 2016 01:36 PM (/77HP) 263
I'll bet he minces.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:36 PM (1ZOkK) 264
i want my beard back pussy
Posted by: James Longstreet at May 26, 2016 01:36 PM (PNcou) 265
Dude's just pissed because someone stole his Lady GaGa CD.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 26, 2016 01:36 PM (PWXrS) 266
He looks like he's man enough to sit out in your bushes and watch as you undress.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 26, 2016 01:36 PM (LUG6K) 267
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 01:35 PM (LA7Cm)
What do you expect I'm in Houston. ( I'll take him in a trade though. It's all relative) Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 01:36 PM (JJev6) 268
But are you Zir enough?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 26, 2016 01:36 PM (k8tEg) 269
I recommend checking in w/ iowahawk who is, predictably, having fun with this. Dude is an artiste.
Somebody on there called beardy-boy a "lumbersexual" Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2016 01:36 PM (dBmVV) 270
I don't get the "gay" vibe people are riffing on here. He just looks like an insufferable tofu-huffing starbucks-addicted hipster. And when he feels like hanging with his bros, they all drink PBR. Or Narragansett. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 26, 2016 01:36 PM (X6fMO) Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:37 PM (klBFi) 272
What I really hate about hipsters is that they make me shave. I prefer to be lazy and not shave, but I don't want to be mistaken for one of these clowns.
Posted by: gm at May 26, 2016 01:37 PM (4ueYo) 273
He was so there
Posted by: Gay Hipster Slap Fight Video at May 26, 2016 01:37 PM (12kBq) 274
Are you man enough to eat small batch artisan Gouda? I am.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 01:37 PM (7HtZB) 275
264 Posted by: James Longstreet at May 26, 2016 01:36 PM (PNcou)
Oh my God I just pulled my rib cage laughing Pete! //George H Thomas Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 01:37 PM (g8Hfr) 276
Posted by: Vyce at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (XJtSK)
Yeah, ace has been insufferably hypocritical on this the past few days. His rationale for his change of heart comes down to - get this: polling data. It's like 2012 never happened. Remember ace's halcyon days of being rabid anti-Trump and #NeverRubio? I guess that was him engaging in all the behavior he's been railing against these past few days. Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 26, 2016 01:37 PM (Wckf4) 277
Noted Sexpert AceofSpades disagrees. Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (klBFi) Ahhh... I didn't know we get 5 freebies..... Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 26, 2016 01:37 PM (jjaLl) 278
Do you really need to suck the directors cock just to get into a syphillis ad?
asking for a really good friend. Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 26, 2016 01:38 PM (PNcou) 279
274 Are you man enough to eat small batch artisan Gouda? I am.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 01:37 PM (7HtZB) Is that code for penis? Posted by: Insomniac at May 26, 2016 01:38 PM (0mRoj) 280
I bet he doesn't score the Dollar Shave Club gig.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2016 01:38 PM (O0lVq) 281
$500 says that ambiguously gay model can't change a tire, or fix a leaky faucet.
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at May 26, 2016 01:38 PM (cgH9o) 282
thanks for killing my ribs joke joe.
Posted by: x at May 26, 2016 01:38 PM (nFwvY) 283
On the bright side she'd probably throw a better first pitch than bathhouse Barry.
Just underhanded. Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 26, 2016 01:38 PM (k8tEg) 284
He's probably
going to be a celebrity chef if the whole STD awareness model thing doesn't pan out. Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 01:33 PM (7HtZB) Chef + STD + pan in the same sentence = AoSHQ style guide violation. Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2016 01:38 PM (TOk1P) 285
I'm not saying I'm gay, but let me put it this way... my southern pucker is so bedazzled, it looks like the Claire's outlet store.
Posted by: That Guy with the thick beard and apparently, some tats at May 26, 2016 01:38 PM (/77HP) 286
I suppose this is (slightly) more appealing than a pic of Maddy Albright and something like "Do you want to be consigned to a special place in Hell for not voting Hillary, ladies?"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 01:38 PM (NOIQH) 287
oh, its cool to be a man again?
Posted by: mike at May 26, 2016 01:38 PM (YMpXZ) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 01:39 PM (ptqRm) 289
Alternaye ad:
Are you smart enough to see that a person's genitalia is no reason to vote for them? Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 26, 2016 01:39 PM (0x/TW) 290
He looks like he's man enough to sit out in your bushes and watch as you undress.
That made me laugh out loud for real Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:39 PM (39g3+) 291
I guarantee that 1/2 of you would mumble "hipster douchebag" if you saw me walking by. I'm a bit to the right of Gengis Khan, but you wouldn't know that at a gpance. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (YaSSM) Come on, everyone knows Attilla the Hun is the real conservative in this race. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 01:39 PM (3ZoRf) 292
I wonder what his name is? It has to something fabulous.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:39 PM (1ZOkK) 293
I'm man enough to stand on top of the table in order to be able to direct my kid sister where to smack the daddy longlegs spider that I saw down there.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 01:39 PM (NeFrd) 294
***"My favorite ludicrous "who I won't vote for" drama - for the moment:
Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 01:34 PM (QDnY+) "*** So, ace up until sometime in the last two months? Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 26, 2016 01:39 PM (Wckf4) 295
Anyone else see the dude and note a striking similarity to Tormund Giantsbane?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 26, 2016 01:39 PM (KUaJL) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2016 01:39 PM (BK3ZS) 297
Hillary is trying to split the Log Cabin Republican vote,brilliant!! Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 26, 2016 01:40 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 01:40 PM (/CXhS) 299
only if you vote for Hilz
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2016 01:40 PM (dBmVV) Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 01:40 PM (EdhH3) 301
Welcome to this very special season of 'The Bachelor'
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 26, 2016 01:40 PM (PNcou) 302
#manenoughforZima
Posted by: Roy at May 26, 2016 01:40 PM (VndSC) Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 01:40 PM (zOTsN) 304
So was just in the car for a while and had Rush on. Rush was discussing a Politico article that was describing Hillary's Just released? immigration plan. In the first 100 days, she plans to simply use exec. action and extend amnesty and citizenship to every illegal here so they will "come out of the shadows". Then, when they become citizens, they will also be eligible to bring their families here who will also be eligible for immediate citizenship.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2016 01:41 PM (Smc8E) 305
Anybody else think that it's not gonna be Hillary in the general?"
There's nothing in the State Department IG report that we didn't already know, but it ends with an official finding that Hillary broke State Department rules, and it punctures Hillary's balloon defenses that her use of the home brew server was somehow permitted and that she and her people fully co-operated with investigators. Even Andrea Mitchell and the Washington Post now say that she did wrong. What the IG report doesn't say is that the way that Hillary broke State Department rules means that she also must have violated a lot of criminal laws. Any day now Hillary will have her cup of coffee with Comey, which is one of the last steps before the FBI completes its investigation. Cheryl Mills will be deposed in the Judicial Watch FOIA case tomorrow, with other Hillary minions to follow. So the noose tightens. With the IG report now public, and with developments possible in the FOIA litigation like Hillary minions pleading the Fifth, how can Comey and the FBI not make a criminal referral? If they do, it'll likely leak. If recent polling trends continue, Hillary will lose the CA primary to Bernie. If so, the Ds will have to find a way to replace Hillary, else they'll get killed in November. This is even before the DOJ acts on an indictment. I've still got my eye on Clinton Cash charges. There was a recent leak about how the Foundation got a $100 million from a Blood Minerals firm that wanted new rules slow walked by State so that they'd have a freer hand in Africa. Notably, this gift was funneled through the Foundation's Canadian affiliate so that the donor's name wasn't publicly disclosed. There are 1,000 donor names so hidden. Follow the money! All you'd need to complete your charges are stray e-mails that connect the dots. The kind that you might find among the 50,000 e-mails that Hillary said she'd wiped clean and that the FBI has had for months. Developing .... Posted by: Ignoramus at May 26, 2016 01:41 PM (r1fLd) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:41 PM (1ZOkK) 307
I wonder where he lost his wrist watch?
Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:41 PM (klBFi) 308
I think that Pajama Boy gave Manly-Man the clap.
Posted by: Cheri at May 26, 2016 01:41 PM (oiNtH) 309
I bet he doesn't score the Dollar Shave Club gig.
Posted by: Marcus T I shave everything but my face. Wanna see my NSFW head shots? Posted by: That Guy with the thick beard and apparently, some tats at May 26, 2016 01:41 PM (/77HP) 310
Are you man enough to wear the same beard, the same haircut, & have a tat sleeve like all the other rebel individualists? I am.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 01:41 PM (7HtZB) 311
#Roughhousingforjohnson
Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 26, 2016 01:41 PM (jjaLl) Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 01:41 PM (zOTsN) 313
So if I see a bearded hipster walking down the sidewalk, with Gengis Khan walking on his left side...that's you?
Shit...let me buy you a beer. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice ----------------- Well, A) you won't be seeing me walking anywhere near Charm City. B) I'll take your beer, but the next one is on me. And it'll be called bourbon. Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 01:41 PM (YaSSM) 314
Hillary is trying to split the Log Cabin Republican vote,brilliant!!
She's trying to pinch off some votes? Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 01:41 PM (EdhH3) 315
oh, its cool to be a man again?
This is a good point, they're talking about someone being manly in a non-ironic, non-pejorative sense. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 01:41 PM (39g3+) 316
And guys look like that because girls their age think its just dreamy.-------Christopher Taylor
They love that pseudo-bad boy look that is clearly trying to cover up the fact he's more feminine and sensitive than the women are. Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 26, 2016 01:42 PM (0x/TW) 317
Who, or more precisely, WHAT, is the intended target audience of. . . whatever. . . this is?
Posted by: David Wellman at May 26, 2016 01:42 PM (Hi6cL) 318
They were real and they were fabulous
Posted by: Lumberjock at May 26, 2016 01:42 PM (PNcou) 319
@HillaryBros
The hottest group of men that aren't afraid to say i'm with her! We want you to send a pic showing your support o.O Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 01:42 PM (/CXhS) 320
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 26, 2016 01:37 PM (Wckf4) Never become emotionally attached to the fate of politicians, athletes, actors, and any other celebrities. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 26, 2016 01:42 PM (hLRSq) 321
I've gotten into frustrations at work where I was sure I was going to walk out the door.
People get mad and make snap decisions in the heat of battle that aren't always logical and even seem really stupid with the passage of time. I've got issues with Trump, but not really a hard decision to make vs Hillary. But some people want to do the whole virtue signaling thing to make sure their liberal friends know they're a reasonable conservative and totally willing to let Hillary win in order to prove that point Posted by: Maritime at May 26, 2016 01:42 PM (LZgax) 322
Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 01:31 PM (YaSSM)
Do you have arms like a five year old? If you are going to rock tattoos and a beard you need to have some semblance of muscles. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 01:42 PM (JJev6) 323
Yes
Posted by: Ash Carter at May 26, 2016 01:42 PM (k8tEg) 324
Spokesman for Common-sense, Universal, Mandatory sodomy for the kids!
Posted by: Huma's double-headed man-o-war at May 26, 2016 01:43 PM (ucB75) 325
293 I wonder what his name is? It has to something fabulous.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:39 PM (1ZOkK) Something manly, like Rip Steakface, or Blast Hardpecs Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 01:43 PM (7HtZB) 326
301 Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 26, 2016 01:40 PM (mcm0N)
Grammy H should be doing 60 years on Alcatraz.... we live in a shit world.... Man Enough 4 Hillary! //The Village People Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 01:43 PM (g8Hfr) 327
Yup
Posted by: Josh Earnest at May 26, 2016 01:43 PM (k8tEg) Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:43 PM (klBFi) 329
They had to Photoshop out the "owie" where he tried unsuccessfully to smash a Silver Bullet can on his forehead.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 01:44 PM (NeFrd) 330
Why yes, i do like gladiator movies captain.
Posted by: Lumberjock at May 26, 2016 01:44 PM (PNcou) 331
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So was just in the car for a while and had Rush on. Rush was discussing a Politico article that was describing Hillary's Just released? immigration plan. In the first 100 days, she plans to simply use exec. action and extend amnesty and citizenship to every illegal here so they will "come out of the shadows". Then, when they become citizens, they will also be eligible to bring their families here who will also be eligible for immediate citizenship. Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2016 01:41 PM (Smc8E) wow.... Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 01:44 PM (0O7c5) Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 01:44 PM (zOTsN) 333
heh. Dude looks like he's man enough to suck a cock.
Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2016 01:44 PM (UzPAd) 334
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Breaking: Trump wins the General!! http://tinyurl.com/gps3tm8 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 01:39 PM (ptqRm) Wow, Trump must have changed the lamp in his tanning bed. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 26, 2016 01:44 PM (jxbfJ) 335
289 Breaking: Trump wins the General!!
http://tinyurl.com/gps3tm8 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 01:39 PM (ptqRm) Wow - MSNBC has Ace's time machine! Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 01:44 PM (oKE6c) 336
That guy was spokesmodel for Schmitt's Gay beer.
Posted by: Roy at May 26, 2016 01:44 PM (VndSC) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2016 01:45 PM (k4M/B) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2016 01:45 PM (BK3ZS) 339
Man enough to piss in the ladies room at Target.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2016 01:45 PM (qJhUV) 340
>>>@HillaryBros
The hottest group of men that aren't afraid to say i'm with her! We want you to send a pic showing your support Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 01:42 PM (/CXhS)<<< Ahahahahahahahahahahahah! No man wants to say I'm with her. **bites lower lip** Posted by: B.J. Clinton at May 26, 2016 01:45 PM (H9MG5) 341
He only drinks coffee whose beans have been shit out of some jungle cat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:45 PM (1ZOkK) 342
I wonder if his mom starched and ironed his T-shirt for him.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 01:45 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 01:45 PM (qCMvj) 344
Considering that it is possible that the majority of the people who voted for John McCain in 2008 were hoping the the job would kill him leaving Sarah Palin as President so it seems pretty obvious that Americans are willing to vote for a woman for President but most of us would prefer a woman who is not a psychopathic liar who has committed multiple felonies, exposed secret information to the enemies of the United States, showed atrocious judgement, exhibits contempt for the laws and the people of the United States.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 26, 2016 01:45 PM (QHgTq) 345
307 Anybody else think that it's not gonna be Hillary in the general?"
_________ I just don't think Hillary will bow out willingly, even if she's threatened with being formally charged. The Clintons have learned winning means they don't face consequences, so they'll roll the dice. Posted by: Maritime at May 26, 2016 01:45 PM (LZgax) Posted by: David Wellman at May 26, 2016 01:46 PM (Hi6cL) Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 01:46 PM (zOTsN) 348
Uh Hillary, the Men that were Man Enough were in Benghazi.
Posted by: Cheri at May 26, 2016 01:46 PM (oiNtH) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 01:46 PM (/CXhS) 350
@333
We need to make immigration personal. Like how are a billion people gonna find a parking space? Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 26, 2016 01:46 PM (k8tEg) 351
***"Never become emotionally attached to the fate of politicians, athletes, actors, and any other celebrities."***
Oh believe me, I'm not. I wasn't even locked into voting for Cruz and, though I don't currently plan on voting for Trump, I'm not completely opposed to the idea. My problem are these emotional tirades he goes off on while managing to insult people who hold the position he occupied only two months ago. Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 26, 2016 01:46 PM (Wckf4) 352
@207: "I live in the 2nd gayest city in California"
Which is the one that's not tied for first? Hey-yo! Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 26, 2016 01:46 PM (rznWS) 353
"301 Trump has near 60% unfavorables.
Deal with it. Or go be Trump's support bully on Twitter. Cuz he needs you manning that Twitter. Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 26, 2016 01:40 PM (mcm0N)" A fun fact today, my 20 year old sister-in-law, who is extraordinarily liberal, and has had some minor issues with two police jurisdictions because recreational pot is not available in NJ was over visiting with my wife while I was home for lunch. I mentioned to my wife (more or less a democrat, but who will vote for Trump), that some uncommitted delegates had declared for Trump and he had locked up the nomination. Sister-in-law asked who we were voting for. We said Trump, she has heard me discuss Trump and how he was going to win the nomination, to the "yeah right" chuckles of my democrat in-laws, since last August. She thinks Trump is a pig, but said she is probably going to vote for him, since she thinks Bernie is probably crazy, and Hillary is awful. Both my brothers, previous Kerry/Obama/Nader voters, are on the Trump train as well. I imagine I'm not the only one having these types of conversations with these types of relatives. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at May 26, 2016 01:46 PM (Uy8SG) 354
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Uh Hillary, the Men that were Man Enough were in Benghazi. Posted by: Cheri at May 26, 2016 01:46 PM (oiNtH) THREAD WINNER Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:46 PM (1ZOkK) 355
Think of Donald Trump as a really bad plan. You know it's a bad plan. You question the rationality of those who came up with the plan You're pretty sure the plan will fail but you know without doubt the plan will certainlyfailif you and other skeptics don't throw your support behind it, as well. So there you are. There I am.
Back to lurking. Posted by: troyriser at May 26, 2016 01:47 PM (UWlp+) 356
Burn, ace's explanation yesterday was quite logical - too long and wordy, but reduce down and it's there.
It's a binary choice, a Turgidson Choice. But of course it's quite murky if one spins up absurd hypotheticals and applies teenage reasoning to the situation. Everyone will do what they will do, none of it will matter unless they live in one of 4 or 5 states (as usual), but some will feel compelled to both do stupid (if inconsequential) things AND trumpet their decision and seek attention for it like a social media-addled teenager. Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 01:47 PM (QDnY+) 357
"Here's the syphilis connection from WZ... it's funny
http://tinyurl.com/juvnwsx" are you man enough to get syphilis ? what ? Posted by: runner at May 26, 2016 01:47 PM (c6/9Q) 358
330 >> I wonder what his name is? It has to something fabulous. Buck Naked Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:43 PM (klBFi) AoSHQ Style Guide says - "The name's Buck... Buck Naked." Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2016 01:47 PM (BK3ZS) 359
Inky McBeardFace
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2016 01:47 PM (dBmVV) 360
350
Uh Hillary, the Men that were Man Enough were in Benghazi. Posted by: Cheri at May 26, 2016 01:46 PM (oiNtH) Amen to that. Posted by: IC at May 26, 2016 01:47 PM (a0IVu) 361
Why would Hillary's team pick a model that looks like an ISIS wannabe?
Just look at his face and imagine him with a rag on his head or a black hood. Mohammed, "I Will Behead You before Sundown" Achmed. The tat sleeve is photoshopped. Rare is the actual working model that has that much tat, as it limits the job market. Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2016 01:48 PM (Smc8E) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2016 01:48 PM (BK3ZS) 363
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The guys got no guns. skinny little arms Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 01:45 PM (qCMvj) Makes fisting easier though Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 01:48 PM (/CXhS) 364
>>> Oh gawd Ace--we all saw your post about how you were going to vote for Hillary.
Now --back on Twitter--you say something about how you hate--hate those people. Do you hate yourself sometimes? Probably, which is why you hate your own comment section sometimes. ... banned. i just don't like shit-stirrers, which is what you are. I don't like the smug "Sick Burn" mentality of idiots such as yourself. And i don't have to put up with it. Goodbye. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 01:48 PM (dciA+) Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 01:48 PM (NOIQH) 366
Trump is far from my ideal candidate. I would have preferred Scott Walker or Rick Perry and I was pulling for Cruz.
If Trump is the nominee, (it ain't so until the convention says so), I will do my duty as a citizen and vote for him. He may not be a conservative (though his supporters may yell that he is) but he is to the Right of Hillary and Far Right to Sanders. Posted by: Scuba Dude at May 26, 2016 01:48 PM (WsJuq) 367
Does a beard that thick hurt?
Posted by: jwest at May 26, 2016 01:48 PM (Zs4uk) 368
Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 26, 2016 01:48 PM (kff5f) 369
>> I wonder what his name is? It has to something fabulous.
Buck Naked Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:43 PM (klBFi) It's Chad. Because fucking Chad. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 26, 2016 01:48 PM (KUaJL) 370
Has that been in Katie Couric? She'd better get it checked.,,again.
Posted by: torabora at May 26, 2016 01:49 PM (8Hx5S) Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 26, 2016 01:49 PM (kff5f) 372
" That guy was spokesmodel for Schmitt's Gay beer."
*snort* I haven't heard that reference in 20 years. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 01:49 PM (LA7Cm) 373
I wonder what his name is? It has to something fabulous.
Buck Naked Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 01:43 PM (klBFi) AoSHQ Style Guide says - "The name's Buck... Buck Naked." Ty. Ty Meup. Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 01:49 PM (EdhH3) 374
You know it's a bad plan. You question the rationality of those who came up with the plan You're pretty sure the plan will fail but you know without doubt the plan will certainlyfailif you and other skeptics don't throw your support behind it, as well.
And the only other plan left on the table (Hillary) is absolutely certain to be a disaster. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 26, 2016 01:49 PM (kff5f) 375
Hillary loves her men to be beards
Posted by: Fidel at May 26, 2016 01:49 PM (12kBq) 376
I am not getting the gay vibe so many are riffing on here. I am getting more of a "I am gonna go steal that little girl's tricycle to sell for scrap to go buy some heroin."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 01:49 PM (3ZoRf) 377
@242: "Man enough to cry during sex."
Yeah, but that's only because he has hemorrhoids and his boyfriend isn't gentle. Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 26, 2016 01:49 PM (rznWS) 378
>>>
My problem are these emotional tirades he goes off on while managing to insult people who hold the position he occupied only two months ago. I've got an awesome way we can both win: LEAVE. I don't like you. Shall I ban you, or will you go willingly? Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 01:49 PM (dciA+) 379
So now we know what Janet Reno's baby brother looks like.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:50 PM (1ZOkK) 380
But some people want to do the whole virtue signaling thing to make sure their liberal friends know they're a reasonable conservative and totally willing to let Hillary win in order to prove that point
Posted by: Maritime at May 26, 2016 01:42 PM (LZgax) There are a lot of people like that, but ace was also going after people like Bob Owens on Twitter, folks who have never given a flying fuck what liberals think of them. Posted by: stace at May 26, 2016 01:50 PM (mMMjw) 381
>>>The guys got no guns.
skinny little arms Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 01:45 PM (qCMvj)<<< I bet he can't pick up the sledgehammer either. Posted by: they guy who plays PajamaBoy's dad in the GE commercial at May 26, 2016 01:50 PM (H9MG5) 382
Eating soup became too much of a strain for this guy.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 01:50 PM (NeFrd) 383
how about some counter ads with the duck dynasty dudes?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 26, 2016 01:50 PM (PNcou) Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 01:51 PM (u0lmX) Posted by: Lauren at May 26, 2016 01:51 PM (53OZk) 386
Both my brothers, previous Kerry/Obama/Nader voters, are on the Trump train as well. I imagine I'm not the only one having these types of conversations with these types of relatives. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand ________ Is it the immigration issue primarily? I do think a hard line on that issue does have the potential to show a huge Silent Majority if Trump doesn;t screw it up. I don't like to read too much into anecdotes, but I have a VERY liberal Democrat friend, but he's outraged at open border policies and what they've done to his community. Posted by: Maritime at May 26, 2016 01:51 PM (LZgax) 387
I have a suspicion this guy has never pushed a lawnmower.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 01:51 PM (1ZOkK) 388
Chad Inkles McBeardFace III
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2016 01:51 PM (dBmVV) Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 26, 2016 01:51 PM (HSmrB) 390
"I just don't think Hillary will bow out willingly, even if she's threatened with being formally charged."
They don't have to charge her, just indict her inner circle of cronies and advisors. That would break her mind quite nicely. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 26, 2016 01:51 PM (hLRSq) 391
An attempt to make pajama boy seem more manly?
Posted by: Sponge at May 26, 2016 01:51 PM (xttKs) 392
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Man enough to piss in the ladies room at Target. Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2016 01:45 PM (qJhUV) Golf Clap. (no, not that clap) Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 26, 2016 01:51 PM (jxbfJ) 393
That fag is about the LAST dude in the world I want to be like.
Posted by: Weasel at May 26, 2016 01:51 PM (6xtq3) 394
There are a lot of people like that, but ace was also going after people like Bob Owens on Twitter, folks who have never given a flying fuck what liberals think of them.
Posted by: stace at May 26, 2016 01:50 PM (mMMjw) Bob Owens is a big boy and doesnt need your help. There are other places on the internet ya know Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 01:51 PM (zOTsN) 395
Who, or more precisely, WHAT, is the intended target audience of. . . whatever. . . this is? When even Elton John is telling you to butch up, you've gone seriously wrong in life. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 26, 2016 01:52 PM (X6fMO) 396
Bill Kristol is still talking about Romney, Ace made the point about TX deadline yesterday, something I have been trying to communicate with people for the last few weeks also.
So knowing that, TX is off the table for this unicorn/savior candidate, how does Romney reshape the map from 2012 to eek out a victory this time? Can anyone answer that question? Or are we really just talking about a suicide candidacy to attempt to throw the race to the house... the house that will have the constitutional authority to choose the President, but has unfavorables, maybe even worse than HRC and Trump combined, (is that mathematically possible). It's a constitutional mechanism... but does anyone see this playing out as anything less than the worst political/constitutional crisis the nation has ever seen? 8% congress hand picking the President? This is the answer? Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at May 26, 2016 01:52 PM (Uy8SG) Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 26, 2016 01:52 PM (kff5f) Posted by: Modern Man at May 26, 2016 01:52 PM (G0vb2) 399
Hot Guys For Hillary Join Hillarybros, cuz nothing is hotter than a man who wants a lady as his leader. Be FEATURED, if your #men4hillary send me a pic showing support! twitter.com/hillarybros
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 01:52 PM (/CXhS) 400
387 I have a suspicion this guy has never pushed a lawnmower.
Bet he's pushed some groceries. IYKWIMAIKTYD Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 01:52 PM (EdhH3) 401
>>>There are a lot of people like that, but ace was also going after people like Bob Owens on Twitter, folks who have never given a flying fuck what liberals think of them.
Please. It's not what liberals think of them, it's their standing in fucking Liberal/Republican Twitter and on all their listservs. I've spoken to these people. Not owens. But this type of live-on-the-internet creature. You would be shocked -- or maybe you wouldn't -- at how much "thought" is really just socialization. A group gets an idea in their head, then that idea becomes dogma and shibboleth, and then this Herd of Independent Thinkers comes pounding over the plains. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 01:52 PM (dciA+) Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 26, 2016 01:53 PM (hLRSq) 403
BIGOTRY!!!!!!11!!
She's using GENDER to imply a difference between MEN and WOMEN!!!!! GET HER!@!!!!!!!!11! - SJW's everywhere Posted by: Sponge at May 26, 2016 01:53 PM (xttKs) 404
Shouldn't something like that make all the social justice warriors flip out? Being "man enough" to do something.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 26, 2016 01:53 PM (JUdVV) 405
Back to lurking.
Posted by: troyriser at May 26, 2016 01:47 PM (UWlp+) Please do. Take Chemjeff with you, while you're at it. Thnx, bye. Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2016 01:53 PM (TOk1P) 406
IIIIIIII'm a lumbersexual and I'm okay
I hipster all night and I douchebag all day I think this stupid beard will make me look cool And I twitter on my phone while sitting on the stool! Posted by: Hipster Syphilis Man at May 26, 2016 01:53 PM (RD7QR) 407
I see that Hillary is apparently writing off the white middle class male vote.
Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2016 01:53 PM (zoehZ) 408
I'm man enough not to be embarrassed by a wild pillow fight with my bros while waiting for Glee to come on.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 26, 2016 01:53 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 26, 2016 01:53 PM (Wckf4) 410
I'm not homosexual, but the Viking in me wants to fuck this guy.
And Charles C.W. Cooke. Just to establish who will be in charge in the new Trump world. Posted by: jwest at May 26, 2016 01:54 PM (Zs4uk) Posted by: Max Power at May 26, 2016 01:54 PM (q177U) 412
If Trump is the nominee, (it ain't so until the convention says so), I will do my duty as a citizen and vote for him. He may not be a conservative (though his supporters may yell that he is) but he is to the Right of Hillary and Far Right to Sanders.
Posted by: Scuba Dude I'm amazed there's conservatives that can come to any other conclusion. Trump is not Reagan, but he's to the Right of Hillary on every issue and if he does half of what he promises on immigration, may actually be the most effective President we've had in several generations. Posted by: Maritime at May 26, 2016 01:54 PM (LZgax) 413
A group gets an idea in their head, then that idea
becomes dogma and shibboleth, and then this Herd of Independent Thinkers comes pounding over the plains. Posted by: ace Shoot low boys. They're riding ponies. Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 01:54 PM (RFeQD) Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at May 26, 2016 01:54 PM (87lvk) 415
Eating soup became too much of a strain for this guy.
**** "Excuse me, waiter? There's a soup in my hair!" Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 01:54 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 26, 2016 01:54 PM (8ZskC) 417
brings up a point....How dare the Hillary-> campaign assign a gender to Xad Ankles McBearFace
seems oppressive Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2016 01:54 PM (dBmVV) 418
He'll sob softly into his sweater after pulling the crank for Shrillary and then it's back to the mean streets of Portland to try to boost their syphilis rating from #5 to #4. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2016 01:54 PM (BK3ZS) 419
Golf Clap. (no, not that clap)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 26, 2016 01:51 PM (jxbfJ) ---------------- Jim Treacher is calling him #ClapChap Posted by: bluebell at May 26, 2016 01:54 PM (2WwbN) Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 26, 2016 01:55 PM (rznWS) 421
Just got back. I smell ozone.
Posted by: Soona at May 26, 2016 01:55 PM (Fmupd) 422
shibboleth
I see this word and I can't help but think of Ron Howard in The Music Man. "thibboleth" Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 26, 2016 01:55 PM (kff5f) 423
I hate Otto Correct
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2016 01:55 PM (dBmVV) 424
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 01:49 PM (dciA+)
Did I attack you personally? Posted by: Burn the Witch Yes, you've attacked Ace personally, calling a hypocrite, etc Posted by: Maritime at May 26, 2016 01:55 PM (LZgax) Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 01:55 PM (dciA+) 426
"Just look at his face"
That face was used in other ads (see instapundit). They softened the eyes. The Hillary version has crazy eyes. Truth in advertizing? Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 01:55 PM (j2xmV) 427
If he won't service Katie Couric he's a h8ter!
Posted by: torabora at May 26, 2016 01:55 PM (8Hx5S) 428
I don't think thith guy likth puthy.
Posted by: Mike Tyson at May 26, 2016 01:56 PM (1ZOkK) 429
"Is it the immigration issue primarily?
I do think a hard line on that issue does have the potential to show a huge Silent Majority if Trump doesn;t screw it up. I don't like to read too much into anecdotes, but I have a VERY liberal Democrat friend, but he's outraged at open border policies and what they've done to his community. Posted by: Maritime at May 26, 2016 01:51 PM (LZgax)" Both my brothers are kind of weirdos politically, one is a devout Catholic, favors strong military, does not favor foreign adventurism, very much looking to change the free trade game, immigration could be part of it, but not a deal breaker considering he's voted for open borders types before. Very pro-union. The other is religious agnostic, verysocial liberal, similar military views, (I also share their views), I don't think he cares too much about immigration, but seems to want to throw a political curveball, get a non-politician and see what happens. Sister-in-law same thing, "a non-politician businessman might be a good change of pace" sort of thing. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at May 26, 2016 01:56 PM (Uy8SG) 430
Bet he's pushed some groceries. IYKWIMAIKTYD Posted by: rickb223 --------------------- He tosses a mean salad too. Posted by: Roy at May 26, 2016 01:56 PM (VndSC) 431
ace, I sometimes think you should keep some of the better shit-stirrers here, as opposed to banning them, only because then we all get to enjoy your replies to them, which are often classic.
As I've said many times before, I *love* mad ace. That Herd of Independent Thinkers thundering across the plains is a keeper. Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 01:56 PM (QDnY+) 432
You would be shocked -- or maybe you wouldn't -- at how much "thought" is really just socialization. A group gets an idea in their head, then that idea becomes dogma and shibboleth, and then this Herd of Independent Thinkers comes pounding over the plains.
We need people to push useless thoughts so they wind up chasing unicorns and leave rational people alone. Sorta like how they would distract and redirect the insane at the nut house. Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 01:56 PM (EdhH3) 433
@362: "He both smokes and chews!"
The latter only if his beau's sperm count is really, really high. Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 26, 2016 01:56 PM (rznWS) 434
The only woman candidate I am hoping for this election is
Ann Eurism. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 01:57 PM (JJev6) 435
Let's all try to be more conceptual
And consider this ad as contextual We went with the beard Even though it was weird 'Cause we needed a real lumbersexual! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 01:57 PM (NeFrd) 436
So, when can we expect to see Trigglypuff in all her SJW glory in a 'I'm with Her' poster?
Posted by: IC at May 26, 2016 01:57 PM (a0IVu) 437
It's been said I know but let's reverse it...
"Are you woman enough to vote for Trump?" Yea, that's what I thought. That's sexist and misogynist, and ... and... and... Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 01:57 PM (aQQbl) 438
So was just in the car for a while and had Rush on. Rush was discussing a Politico article that was describing Hillary's Just released? immigration plan. In the first 100 days, she plans to simply use exec. action and extend amnesty and citizenship to every illegal here so they will "come out of the shadows". Then, when they become citizens, they will also be eligible to bring their families here who will also be eligible for immediate citizenship.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2016 01:41 PM (Smc8E) outing herself as a Dictator already? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 01:57 PM (qCMvj) 439
banned.
i just don't like shit-stirrers, which is what you are. I don't like the smug "Sick Burn" mentality of idiots such as yourself. And i don't have to put up with it. Goodbye. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 01:48 PM (dciA+) And BOOM goes the dynamite. Posted by: Sponge at May 26, 2016 01:57 PM (xttKs) 440
Ace, high five to you for banning these jerks on here that come on and start slinging insults directly at you, on your blog, of which we are all GUESTS.
There was somebody last night you banned whose nasty post to you was eye popping. Please know that the majority of us really appreciate the quality of this blog and the amount of work that goes into it. Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2016 01:57 PM (Smc8E) 441
So this isn't fro the Onion?
Posted by: donna at May 26, 2016 01:57 PM (O2RFr) 442
38 Cooke is a dork obsessed with unlimited gun access for whatever reason. Who knows, maybe he has a whole stockpile, but it seems more like an abstract exercise in being more libertarian-than-thou.
I kinda wish I liked Trump more because of how much he's pissed off the NRO types who treat conservatism as some academic seminar, yet have no meaningful victories in recent years. Posted by: Observer If Trump does everything he says he's going to do in the first 100 days, in ten years he'll be regarded more highly by conservatives than Reagan. Even if he just puts three of the judges on his SCOTUS list on the court he'll be regarded more highly. That's something that's worth taking a chance on. Or vote for Hillary and stay home. In 10 years you can always claim you voted for Trump twice. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 26, 2016 01:57 PM (kfcYC) 443
So, you're saying she's *sane* now.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 26, 2016 01:52 PM (kff5f) No, it just would become "Okay, now she's ranting about bees and she's the queen bee and they're trying to steal her honey and she will not be mocked." and it will happen on live television and everyone will be backing away slowly as the spittle goes flying before the panicked producer can send them to a Cialis commercial. Because that would be so awesome I would have to visit an emergency room five hours later. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 26, 2016 01:58 PM (hLRSq) Posted by: Chicks Everywhere at May 26, 2016 01:58 PM (ODxAs) 445
Boris. Boris Rectus. Nickname: Meat.
Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2016 01:58 PM (UzPAd) 446
>>She's using GENDER to imply a difference between MEN and WOMEN!!!!!
GET HER!@!!!!!!!!11! Sad but true. Don't you even think of running that "Are You Bossy Enough to Nag Your Husband Into Voting #Hillary!" ad campaign next! Because #Ban Bossy Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 01:58 PM (NOIQH) 447
My wife looked up #ManEnough4Hillary.
It looks like they chose their models from outside an AIDS clinic. Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 01:58 PM (oKE6c) 448
376 I am not getting the gay vibe so many are riffing on here. I am getting more of a "I am gonna go steal that little girl's tricycle to sell for scrap to go buy some heroin." Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 01:49 PM (3ZoRf) I don't get the gay vibe either. Every other young dude in my neighborhood looks like this. The vibe I get is "I'm taking the women's studies classes and go to anti-Trump protests so I can get into the yoga pants of tatted SJW women with blue and pink hair. I wear skinny jeans, drink PBR (ironically, of course) and ask for consent before kissing an SJW, but you can't call me unmanly - look at my beard and my sleeves!" And they are all in for Bern. This is a desperate attempt to appeal to Sanders voters. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 01:58 PM (u0lmX) 449
When they say delegates are "bound to Hillary" what type of binding are we talking about here? Asking for a friend... -- Portland's #1 male STD PSA model Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2016 01:58 PM (BK3ZS) 450
outing herself as a Dictator already?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 01:57 PM (qCMvj) Pandering for votes using the Owebama doctrine. Posted by: Sponge at May 26, 2016 01:58 PM (xttKs) 451
I won't vote for Hillary but I will let Bernie put his knowledge into my wife.
Modern man cries. He cries often. Posted by: Modern Man at May 26, 2016 01:58 PM (G0vb2) 452
My intent was not to attack you personally, only your position.
I apologize. If you'd still like me to leave, I'll regretfully bow out. Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 26, 2016 01:59 PM (Wckf4) 453
Bet he's pushed some groceries. IYKWIMAIKTYD Posted by: rickb223 ---------------- Think he packed someone's lunch before going to work today? Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 01:59 PM (YaSSM) 454
So if voting for Hillary makes you a man, then this guy is definitely more manly than me.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 26, 2016 01:59 PM (H9MG5) 455
OK, it's official. I'm calling it: Hillary is the worst politician of all time.
Today, this. Yesterday, calling for 55 mph. Tomorrow, what? Calling for a return to Prohibition? Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 01:59 PM (oKE6c) 456
I don't get the gay vibe either. Every other young dude in my neighborhood looks like this.
The vibe I get is "I'm taking the women's studies classes and go to anti-Trump protests so I can get into the yoga pants of tatted SJW women with blue and pink hair. I wear skinny jeans, drink PBR (ironically, of course) and ask for consent before kissing an SJW, but you can't call me unmanly - look at my beard and my sleeves!" And they are all in for Bern. This is a desperate attempt to appeal to Sanders voters. Aka, ghey. Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 01:59 PM (EdhH3) 457
Burn the Witch was one of the most insufferable douches that frequented this site, glad to see him banned.
Posted by: Hirsute at May 26, 2016 02:00 PM (nq/J2) 458
ace, I surely don't have access to all the data, as they say, but my impression is that Burn the Witch has generally been a moron in good standing in the comments. Seems like a good dude/dudette.
Just a tiny barely audible voice in the back beseeching the sovereign to exercise mercy. Of course a groveling apology/I was misunderstood/oopsie wouldnt' hurt (hint hint). Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 02:00 PM (QDnY+) 459
Would be hilarious if the actual guy (pictured) came out for Trump. . .
Posted by: David Wellman at May 26, 2016 02:00 PM (Hi6cL) 460
Moron's always devolve into you look like a fag and your shit's retarded.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 02:00 PM (kZVsz) 461
He's got a beard and tattoos... That shouts manly.... except the beard looks fake...
Posted by: donna at May 26, 2016 02:00 PM (O2RFr) 462
These days, the real expression of rugged "I don't give a shit what people think" masculinity is saying you think Hillary is a drunken shrew, if you have a dick you use the men's room, and a "safe place" is where you put your gun safe.
It's like those douchebag hipsters who have the tattoos because they supposedly don't care about popular convention, when the REAL people who don't care about popular convention are the Asian teenagers who choose to study all night at the library instead of getting wasted at bar crawls. Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 26, 2016 02:00 PM (eytER) 463
outing herself as a Dictator already?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 01:57 PM (qCMvj) Yes. That was Rush's description also. And it should be pointed out to the RINO's in Congress that all of these Dems feel emboldened to do this because they know even if the Rep. hold the Senate, that the history has been no stopping the Pres. For example: Mike Lee's amendment to stop HUD from dictating local housing codes was blocked in the Senate this week. Gee, I thought the Rep. had a majority. Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2016 02:00 PM (Smc8E) 464
436 So, when can we expect to see Trigglypuff in all her SJW glory in a 'I'm with Her' poster?
Posted by: IC at May 26, 2016 01:57 PM (a0IVu) I'd say Triggly is feelin the bern instead of Hills. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (/CXhS) 465
247 Those stupid Trump-loving hicks are sure to not vote for him now that they've been properly scolded by my wonderful, classy self.
Why, I bet this tactic will work even better at decreasing Trump support than BLM rioting at his rallies! *strokes chin satisfactorily* -- with a scrotum. Posted by: Charles C.W. Cooke FIFY Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (kfcYC) 466
He looks like he's be willing to don a suicide vest.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (1ZOkK) 467
Please know that the majority of us really appreciate the quality of this blog and the amount of work that goes into it.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2016 01:57 PM (Smc8E) Seconded! Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (3ZoRf) 468
>>You would be shocked -- or maybe you wouldn't -- at how much "thought" is really just socialization. A group gets an idea in their head, then that idea becomes dogma and shibboleth, and then this Herd of Independent Thinkers comes pounding over the plains.
You don't think it's any different down here in the comments, do you? Once a meme gets legs or a candidate gets chosen by a loud enough group it becomes the de facto choice of all and if you disagree you're a closet Democrat or something. Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (/tuJf) 469
May I push in your stool?
Posted by: Beardy McBeardface at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (zv81W) 470
Please know that the majority of us really appreciate the quality of this blog and the amount of work that goes into it.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2016 01:57 PM (Smc8E) You haven't seen the ONT lately, have you...... Posted by: Sponge at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (xttKs) 471
Metro Jihadi--for Johnson.
Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (2mC6G) Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (oKE6c) 473
455 OK, it's official. I'm calling it: Hillary is the worst politician of all time. Today, this. Yesterday, calling for 55 mph. Tomorrow, what? Calling for a return to Prohibition? Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 01:59 PM (oKE6c) Hillary Clinton is such a bad candidate Scott Brown could probably beat her. Posted by: Buzzion at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (z/Ubi) 474
ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY? ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY AND END THE HORROR? ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE THE HONORABLE COMPROMISE?
Posted by: Lord Humungus, Ayatollah of Rockandrollah, Warrior of the Wasteland, and Banana Splits Fan Bigly at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (HCv3S) Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (rznWS) 476
He looks like a potential recruit for ISIS, except that instead of 72 virgins, apparently it would be 72 raisins. Don't know if it's true, but it pretty damn funny.
Posted by: IC at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (a0IVu) 477
He's got a beard and tattoos... That shouts manly.... except the beard looks fake...
When Dr. Sheldon Cooper looks more manly ........ Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (EdhH3) 478
I wouldn't mind Ace running around with the whore Twitter if he came back a happier more fulfilled Ewok.
But ...the more he sluts around with her the angrier he gets. I just don't know what he wants, anymore. Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 02:02 PM (klBFi) 479
***"Never become emotionally attached to the fate of politicians, athletes, actors, and any other celebrities."***
--- how about the fate of the republic? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 26, 2016 02:02 PM (PNcou) Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:02 PM (dciA+) 481
I've decided I won't vote for Hillary. I will let Bill do my wife though and I am still seriously thinking about buying a shoehorn.
Posted by: Modern Man at May 26, 2016 02:02 PM (G0vb2) 482
You don't think it's any different down here in the comments, do you? Once a meme gets legs or a candidate gets chosen by a loud enough group it becomes the de facto choice of all and if you disagree you're a closet Democrat or something.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (/tuJf) --- I don't know. I guess I think it was better pre-Trump on the conservative side. Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2016 02:02 PM (2mC6G) 483
>>>No, it just would become "Okay, now she's ranting about bees and she's the queen bee and they're trying to steal her honey and she will not be mocked."
is this from something? it's pretty funny. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:02 PM (dciA+) 484
Well, looks like Hirsute and I have a different take on Burn.
ace's call, but I think the ..... ah, hell with it Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 02:03 PM (QDnY+) 485
It's like those douchebag hipsters who have the tattoos because they supposedly don't care about popular convention
That's why they all have tattoos: to show they're non-conformists! Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 02:03 PM (oKE6c) 486
>>>You don't think it's any different down here in the comments, do you? Once a meme gets legs or a candidate gets chosen by a loud enough group it becomes the de facto choice of all and if you disagree you're a closet Democrat or something.
Posted by: JackStraw ... i am aware of the pack mentality "thought" of mobs both online and in real life, yes. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:03 PM (dciA+) 487
I'd always give a person who sincerely apologizes a second chance.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 02:04 PM (JJev6) 488
"Trump is not Reagan"
Reagan treated his enemies with dignity. Trump won't. Some of Reagan's enemies were honorable men. There are fewer of those in DC now. I'm good with no lipstick on the hand grenade.(Trump) I'm ahead if trump takes out Ryan and Pelosi. Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 02:04 PM (jN+3o) 489
Very well ace, this is my last comment here:
I wish you the best. I've enjoyed your blog for over ten years now, even in disagreement. Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 26, 2016 02:04 PM (Wckf4) 490
440 Ace, high five to you for banning these jerks on here that come on and start slinging insults directly at you, on your blog, of which we are all GUESTS.
There was somebody last night you banned whose nasty post to you was eye popping. Please know that the majority of us really appreciate the quality of this blog and the amount of work that goes into it. Posted by: Jen the original Ditto. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 26, 2016 02:04 PM (kfcYC) 491
Looks like Man shaming to Me... Tsk,tsk Hillary!
Posted by: donna at May 26, 2016 02:04 PM (O2RFr) 492
He looks like a potential recruit for ISIS, except that instead of 72 virgins, apparently it would be 72 raisins. Don't know if it's true, but it pretty damn funny.
Posted by: IC at May 26, 2016 02:01 PM (a0IVu) Virgins don't have to be young girls. They can be young boys too. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 26, 2016 02:04 PM (KUaJL) 493
Bet he's pushed some groceries. IYKWIMAIKTYD
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 01:52 PM (EdhH3) DEFINITELY has pushed some lunch. And bitten a pillow or two.... Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 26, 2016 02:04 PM (jjaLl) 494
>>Are You Man Enough to Vote for Hillary?
>>Yes! Posted by: Lena Dunham So is your man, amirite? http://preview.tinyurl.com/mfsmcy2 Never gets old. Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 02:04 PM (NOIQH) 495
455 OK, it's official. I'm calling it: Hillary is the worst politician of all time.
Today, this. Yesterday, calling for 55 mph. Tomorrow, what? Calling for a return to Prohibition? Posted by: Jay Guevara ------------------ Oil is expensive. Just put on a sweater, America. Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 02:05 PM (YaSSM) 496
>>>
But ...the more he sluts around with her the angrier he gets. yes. I said "I hate these people" yesterday and I meant it. I hate this party, and I especially hate the nothings who think they're Thought Leaders on Twitter. My hate aside, I did not realize it had become *controversial* and *outrageous* and *socially forbidden* to say "I don't want Hillary Clinton to be president and I am willing to make compromises to prevent that from happening." Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:05 PM (dciA+) 497
>>>OK, it's official. I'm calling it: Hillary is the worst politician of all time.
Today, this. Yesterday, calling for 55 mph. Tomorrow, what? Calling for a return to Prohibition? Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 01:59 PM (oKE6c)<<< Prohibition?! Let's not get carried away now. Oh, well, for you and not me... yeah, that'd be fine. **hic cackle hic** Posted by: Cankles Clinton! at May 26, 2016 02:05 PM (H9MG5) 498
Uh Hillary, the Men that were Man Enough were in Benghazi.
Posted by: Cheri at May 26, 2016 01:46 PM (oiNtH) Makes me weep. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 02:06 PM (qCMvj) 499
Just trying to remember....
Wasn't there a thing some time ago that said real feminists should withhold sex from their men unless they voted correctly? So now here's this fellow (who I'll give odds owns footie pajamas) saying he's man enough to vote for the Drunk. Seems to me he's man enough to buckle under to sexual blackmail. Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 26, 2016 02:06 PM (PFy0L) 500
I have a suspicion this guy has never pushed a lawnmower.
He did it on the Sims! There's an app for that. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:06 PM (39g3+) 501
As an occasional shit stirrer, I hate to see anyone banned.
These are sensitive times with a lot of raw nerves exposed. If advise is being taken, I would council tolerance for all except the most blatant trolls. An interesting blog isn't filled with lemmings. Posted by: jwest at May 26, 2016 02:06 PM (Zs4uk) 502
If you look closely there are a couple of swallows nesting in that beard.
Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2016 02:06 PM (UzPAd) 503
Ewok are a very Pack-Oriented Culture.
I wouldn't go so far as to label them as Tribal, but they have the eccentric frontal lobe and cranial ridge that denote such proclivities. Posted by: Dr. Mortimer at May 26, 2016 02:06 PM (klBFi) 504
A group gets an idea in their head, then that idea
becomes dogma and shibboleth, and then this Herd of Independent Thinkers comes pounding over the plains. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 01:52 PM (dciA+) That's a great sentence. Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 26, 2016 02:06 PM (jjaLl) 505
502 If you look closely there are a couple of swallows nesting in that beard.
Posted by: Fritz ----------------- That's the stuff he wasn't able to swallow. Posted by: Roy at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (VndSC) 506
...if you disagree ...
And do a good job explaining why I'll either agree with you or say you have a point but I still disagree. The interesting thing in the comments is when I discover I'm not talking about the same thing someone else is even though we are using the same nouns. Agreeing on a dictionary is important. Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (j2xmV) 507
>>I'm ahead if trump takes out Ryan and Pelosi.
Just out of curiosity, if Ryan leaves who do you think is going to take over for him? Somebody more conservative (highly unlikely) or someone more like Trump (much more likely)? Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (/tuJf) 508
i especially hate the idiots who think they're funny on twitter.
they're not funny. that's what burns me the most. A lot of people think they're funny who are not funny. twitter is this seriously deranged thing, like a funhouse mirror of comedy, that makes unfunny people think they're funny just because what they've said is brief and flippant. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (dciA+) 509
i am aware of the pack mentality "thought" of mobs both online and in real life, yes.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:03 PM (dciA+) --------- *quietly puts torch and pitchfork away* Posted by: Soona at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (Fmupd) 510
>>If you look closely there are a couple of swallows nesting in that beard.
#ManEnoughTo Swallow Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (klBFi) 511
I just don't see how there's much difference between voting for Trump than there was voting for McCain *shrug*.
Except McCain had a long proven record of screwing his "friends" every chance he got. Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (kZVsz) 512
It's like those douchebag hipsters who have the tattoos because they supposedly don't care about popular convention
That's why they all have tattoos: to show they're non-conformists! Pro tip: don't all get the same tat. Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (EdhH3) 513
Does it know what bathroom to use? Or does it use it for clandestine romance (and STD trades)?
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (ucB75) 514
how about the fate of the republic?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 26, 2016 02:02 PM (PNcou) Go right ahead. And when you do, look closely at the two options before you. Not the ones you want, but the ones that are there. The options consisting of the people who volunteered to run and have survived the nominating process. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (hLRSq) 515
Very well ace, this is my last comment here:
I wish you the best. I've enjoyed your blog for over ten years now, even in disagreement. Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 26, 2016 02:04 PM (Wckf4) At least you went out with dignity and grace, I guess. Posted by: Sponge at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (xttKs) 516
well, demon bitch has the ghey vote locked up. that ad is gheyer than cum on a mustache. there's 3% of the population. way to go grannie hoveround. what a fuckin disaster. i have seen trainwrecks that weren't as bad as that shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (ucDmr) 517
32 I am looking forward to the Harley Riders For Hillary club
Otherwise known as Dykes On Bikes. Posted by: Hank at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (GKsb7) 518
yes. I said "I hate these people" yesterday and I meant it. I hate this party, and I especially hate the nothings who think they're Thought Leaders on Twitter.
My hate aside, I did not realize it had become *controversial* and *outrageous* and *socially forbidden* to say "I don't want Hillary Clinton to be president and I am willing to make compromises to prevent that from happening." Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:05 PM (dciA+) yes I espcially resent the "you are a brain damaged Nazi" if you consider voting for Trump, or the corollary, "the nation will turn into brain damaged Nazis if Trump is elected president" Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (zOTsN) 519
Holy crap.
Same model as the OP. But, are you #RapeyEnough4Hillary http://tinyurl.com/hh8ssv2 Yikes Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (/CXhS) 520
is this from something? it's pretty funny. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:02 PM (dciA+) No, just me making stuff up. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 26, 2016 02:08 PM (hLRSq) 521
SOMEBODY IS SOCKING ME
Posted by: Mortimer - from between hells at May 26, 2016 02:08 PM (Nxqko) 522
Looks like the Beast is going after the bagboy at Whole Foods vote Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 02:08 PM (493sH) 523
With those pencil dick arms are we sure he's a man?
Posted by: Seems legit at May 26, 2016 02:09 PM (U+nHb) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2016 02:09 PM (BK3ZS) Posted by: Mortimer - from between hells at May 26, 2016 02:09 PM (Nxqko) 526
Pro tip: don't all get the same tat.
My favorite are the Kanji script tats that supposedly mean "peace" or "strength" but most likely actually mean "Cockroach" or "Loser." Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 26, 2016 02:09 PM (PFy0L) 527
A lot of people think they're funny who are not funny. twitter is this seriously deranged thing, like a funhouse mirror of comedy, that makes unfunny people think they're funny just because what they've said is brief and flippant.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (dciA+) But, because they crack THEMSELVES up, you're just not smaht enough to grasp their humor and UNDERSTAND just how fucking funny they really are. Posted by: Sponge at May 26, 2016 02:09 PM (xttKs) 528
My hate aside, I did not realize it had become *controversial* and *outrageous* and *socially forbidden* to say "I don't want Hillary Clinton to be president and I am willing to make compromises to prevent that from happening."
I think its less rational thought than just personal investment in the primaries and frustration. At this point, their sense of self worth and ego is at stake, but in time they'll change. You just gotta be patient with them. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:09 PM (39g3+) 529
ALIVE
Posted by: Mortimer - from between hells at May 26, 2016 02:09 PM (Nxqko) 530
That said, voting for the Republican Party's nominee shouldn'tentail a crisis of conscience. You Trump-lovingfuckwads made him the GOP nominee. Don't blame me or others like me if your Beloved Dear Leader proves incapable of defeating Hillary Clinton, arguably the worst politician of either party in the last 100 years. Posted by: troyriser at May 26, 2016 01:20 PM (UWlp+) From reading some comments and, ahem, posts here, one would think Trump has no obligation whatsoever to try to bring people into his fold and that we are all obligated to pull the lever for him. And that if we have a problem with this, we are being childish, silly and superficial. I disagree. I will not be voting for either of the two democrats (R or D) or the weed loving, social liberal, open borders libertarian candidates. Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at May 26, 2016 02:09 PM (uz/Pv) 531
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:05 PM (dciA+)
If it wasn't obvious, I was paying the role of the cheated on girlfriend, there. I forgot to add the *sobs*, *crushes tissues in fist*, *thanks you for being such a good friend* and the exclamation point on the end, though. Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 02:09 PM (klBFi) 532
What in the hell is that? Growing a beard does not make one a man nor is getting a douchy sleeve. But keep them coming piaps, those ads may turn off to most oblivious of voters.
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 26, 2016 02:10 PM (Ht/4p) 533
Very well ace, this is my last comment here:
I wish you the best. I've enjoyed your blog for over ten years now, even in disagreement. Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 26, 2016 02:04 PM (Wckf4) At least you went out with dignity and grace, I guess. Posted by: Sponge Not really, just about every post was him insulting people he disagreed with Posted by: Titus at May 26, 2016 02:10 PM (nq/J2) 534
502 If you look closely there are a couple of swallows nesting in that beard.
Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2016 02:06 PM (UzPAd) It's a protected habitat! Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 02:10 PM (oKE6c) Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 02:10 PM (7lVbc) 536
OK, on beards, WTF with pro baseball and the stupid, shitty-looking beards?
Guys, the beard thing was pro hockey, back in the 80s, and just a "playoff beard" (you didn't shave as long as your team was still alive in the playoffs). So, at most, a couple week's scruff. This baseball thing is incredibly stupid, 99% of them look like shit. Not their fault - most guys can't grow decent looking full beards. Unless you consider the mountain man/castaway beard a good look. Then again, I find that watching about 22 innings of baseball per season helps. Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 02:10 PM (QDnY+) 537
An interesting blog isn't filled with lemmings.
Posted by: jwest at May 26, 2016 02:06 PM (Zs4uk) We all have enough difference of opinion that this blog is in no danger of becoming an echo chamber. It's a different story though, to come on here and start screaming(virtually) at the host , calling him an asshole, saying F...Y... to him, etc. Sorry, if someone is that vested in the personal opinion of a blog owner that they go that insane over the blogger changing his opinion, etc. it's time for that person to go. Anyone who feels that "unrestrained' to viciously attack the blog owner will attack other posters without a thought and will drive commentators away. Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2016 02:10 PM (Smc8E) 538
"Pro tip: don't all get the same tat."
Get the barbed wire around the upper arm. Nobody has that one. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 02:11 PM (LA7Cm) Posted by: Mortimer - from between hells at May 26, 2016 02:11 PM (Nxqko) 540
Agreeing on a dictionary is important.
Posted by: huh?>>> As my father used to say "When People Talk with each other they don't always communicate" Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 26, 2016 02:11 PM (Mxs5H) 541
But ...the more he sluts around with her the angrier he gets.
yes. I said "I hate these people" yesterday and I meant it. I hate this party, and I especially hate the nothings who think they're Thought Leaders on Twitter. My hate aside, I did not realize it had become *controversial* and *outrageous* and *socially forbidden* to say "I don't want Hillary Clinton to be president and I am willing to make compromises to prevent that from happening." Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:05 PM (dciA+) Eh, I have less problem with this. I see it as a human nature thing. Hillary is their enemy but does not compromise their sense of self as conservative/libertarian/whatever. If they advocated for Trump, even as being the lesser of two evils, I think they think it would be compromising their morals. I see this as bad logic, because Trump is not a conservative standard bearer- therefore I do not have a problem with him wearing the Republican mantle (this is a damaged brand anyway.) Plus, a vote for Johnson, while maybe face saving, would do nothing but enable Hillary! Standing by and letting an evil happen is as bad as pulling the lever for her yourself. Trump may be a douchebag, but he is the lesser of two weevils in this case. Just my two cents. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 02:11 PM (3ZoRf) 542
My favorite are the Kanji script tats that supposedly mean "peace" or "strength" but most likely actually mean "Cockroach" or "Loser."
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 26, 2016 02:09 PM (PFy0L) Funniest one I've heard of: a tramp stamp that read "Insert here." Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 02:11 PM (oKE6c) 543
A lot of people think they're funny who are not funny.
I have the advantage there. I know I'm not funny. Just pompous and pedantic. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:11 PM (39g3+) 544
The latest poll has Comrade Bernie within 2 points of the Beast in Commiefornia. If he can somehow win there the Dem Party powers that be will look like a scene from Scanners with all of the heads exploding. And I'd hate to be within a mile of the Beast when they tell her she lost California Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 02:11 PM (493sH) 545
Did someone get banned?
Man sad.... Ace is allowed to change his mind, and seldom does he demand we change ours as in "if ever." I try to be a generous host, and a gracious guest.... and I'm a psychotic raccoon. Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:12 PM (g8Hfr) 546
I want Ryan out to send a message. There are at least 100 representatives as qualified as Ryan to be speaker. The took Newt Gingrich out to squash any reforms. Gingrich isn't very warm but he is a top notch thinker and actually tried to do what he said he would do. Ryan is a PR creation who appears to be a front man for the group that Romney is also a front man for. Ryan's supposed brilliance with figures hasn't shown up. Ryan seems to have taken all his lessons from Pelosi.
Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 02:12 PM (jN+3o) 547
"yes. I said "I hate these people" yesterday and I meant it. I hate this party, and I especially hate the nothings who think they're Thought Leaders on Twitter. "
I post infrequently in bursts, but your post yesterday was so right, and pretty much mirrored what I've realized the last few months. I think regardless of anyone's feelings on Trump, and whatever happens in the election, we owe him a debt of gratitude for smoking these people out. It's scandalous that all the lip service to fighting the Clinton machine for almost 25 years, we will suddenly roll over for her because of some fever dream that Trump is Hitler. These people are a lot louder than they are influential, and that is proven out by how fast the GOP electorate has gotten behind Trump. It's quite clear that these twitter all stars have no pull with anything but a slim minority that we can probably win without. One note, and don't take this the wrong way, I think you had mentioned once or twice during this cycle (and I probably think you mentioned it before) that you were glad you didn't have to carry water for these frauds anymore. Rush said the same thing after GOP congress was annihilated in 2006. I know you as the proprietor of such a smart military blog are under a lot of pressure to tow the line for a lot of these miscreants, and I hope you never feel like you have to. Speak your mind, sane people will still follow and read and learn, even if they disagree. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at May 26, 2016 02:12 PM (Uy8SG) 548
My favorite are the Kanji script tats that supposedly mean "peace" or "strength" but most likely actually mean "Cockroach" or "Loser."
"Soup". Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 02:12 PM (EdhH3) 549
Not really, just about every post was him insulting people he disagreed with
Posted by: Titus at May 26, 2016 02:10 PM (nq/J2) I was concentrating solely on the last comment, really. I have no clue what they've posed as I didn't read any. Posted by: Sponge at May 26, 2016 02:12 PM (xttKs) 550
Funniest one I've heard of: a tramp stamp that read "Insert here."
Ha! Come to think of it...I think I went to school with that girl..... Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 26, 2016 02:12 PM (PFy0L) 551
511 I just don't see how there's much difference between voting for Trump than there was voting for McCain *shrug*.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (kZVsz) -------------------- Here's my thinking as a random person on the internet who won't vote Trump. Hil will be terrible. For sure. Trump may be slightly better then Hil. He is LIKELY to be just about as terrible. There is a CHANCE he could be catastrophic in a way we have not seen before. That is the gamble. In addition, Trump will define the GOP for a long time if he becomes president. Constitutional Conservatives will be even more marginalized then they are now. Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 02:12 PM (mFkVC) 552
>>My hate aside, I did not realize it had become *controversial* and *outrageous* and *socially forbidden* to say "I don't want Hillary Clinton to be president and I am willing to make compromises to prevent that from happening."
At the risk of incurring your wrath, I don't think it's any of those things. I think many of us were a bit surprised at your position given how adamant you were previously about #nevertrump and assumed you still were. And it's still possible to think Hillary belongs in jail and also not like or trust Trump one little bit. If I do end up voting for Le Grande Orange it will be because I hate Hillary and that's it. I do not like Trump. Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2016 02:12 PM (/tuJf) 553
One more: https://twitter.com/jared4hillary
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 02:13 PM (oKE6c) 554
399 Hot Guys For Hillary Join Hillarybros, cuz nothing is hotter than a man who wants a lady as his leader.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 01:52 PM (/CXhS) Since when is Cankles a lady? And I think the horde, men and women alike, would be more than happy to vote for a lady if zombie Margaret Thatcher was running. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 02:13 PM (u0lmX) 555
Beards only belong on the men in the front row of a rugby scrum. Not on A&F wanna-be models.
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 26, 2016 02:13 PM (Ht/4p) 556
I espcially resent the "you are a brain damaged Nazi" if you consider voting for Trump, or the corollary, "the nation will turn into brain damaged Nazis if Trump is elected president"
Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 02:07 PM (zOTsN) I am not sure we are not brain damaged Nazis if you take a look at campus activism these days. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 02:14 PM (3ZoRf) 557
The latest poll has Comrade Bernie within 2 points of the Beast in Commiefornia. If he can somehow win there the Dem Party powers that be will look like a scene from Scanners with all of the heads exploding. And I'd hate to be within a mile of the Beast when they tell her she lost California
Old Bern would have to have a 10 point lead in CA. to cover for all the "irregularities." Even if He does win some how the Beast will get the delegates... Posted by: donna at May 26, 2016 02:14 PM (O2RFr) 558
Plus, a vote for Johnson, while maybe face saving, would do nothing but enable Hillary!
From what I've read about him, a vote for Johnson is a betrayal of libertarian and conservative values, too. I understand taking a stance that you will not, cannot pull the lever for another GOPe stooge shoved down our throats. I respect and honor that, I share that conviction. But Trump is anything but that. He may be center-left populist, he may be ignorant of the facts of the world in general and a man with lots of bombast but no plan... but he's definitely not the GOPe choice. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:14 PM (39g3+) 559
550 Funniest one I've heard of: a tramp stamp that read "Insert here."
Ha! Come to think of it...I think I went to school with that girl..... We all did. Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 02:14 PM (EdhH3) Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 02:14 PM (klBFi) 561
@5 I wonder if Hillary's people knew they were reusing an image from a syphilis campaign?
here is the syphilis guy in his natural habitat https://twitter.com/LibertyBelleIII/status/735829707569041409 Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2016 02:15 PM (/m8T6) 562
and I'm a psychotic raccoon. Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:12 PM (g8Hfr) But a cute one! Posted by: Hipster Syphilis Man at May 26, 2016 02:15 PM (RD7QR) 563
Funniest one I've heard of: a tramp stamp that read "Insert here."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 02:11 PM (oKE6c) A good friend I met in college was from Japan. We saw a guy that had some tattoos on his arm in Japanese. The guy THOUGHT it meant Peace and Spirit or something, but it amounted to Chicken Soup. I still laugh at that. Posted by: Sponge at May 26, 2016 02:15 PM (xttKs) 564
My hate aside, I did not realize it had become *controversial* and *outrageous* and *socially forbidden* to say "I don't want Hillary Clinton to be president and I am willing to make compromises to prevent that from happening."
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:05 PM (dciA+) I find it interesting that those who don't want to make compromises with this particular guy were told yesterday that we are being silly and superficial and we should just shut up. I believe "radio silent" was the term. And IIRC, the person who wrote that used to get angry, and rightly so, when supporters of a certain candidate wanted him to censor himself and not criticize their Orange Julius Caesar, a very clever term coined by said blogger. Who previously went on long rampages against Rubio folks. I guess it's time for the not planning to vote for Trump folks to get it. Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at May 26, 2016 02:16 PM (uz/Pv) 565
Come to think of it...I think I went to school with that girl.....
-------------------------------------- We all did. Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 02:14 PM (EdhH3) -------------------------------------------- and damn glad of it too Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2016 02:16 PM (/m8T6) 566
How do you want me to be funny? Funny like a clown ?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 02:16 PM (JJev6) 567
Trump press conference - Barry has done a terrible job as president. That ought to send the queen into a tizzy Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 02:16 PM (493sH) 568
"At the risk of incurring your wrath, I don't think it's any of those things. I think many of us were a bit surprised at your position given how adamant you were previously about #nevertrump and assumed you still were.
And it's still possible to think Hillary belongs in jail and also not like or trust Trump one little bit. If I do end up voting for Le Grande Orange it will be because I hate Hillary and that's it. I do not like Trump." Maybe I misinterpreted, but Ace when from trump curious to #nevertrump only recently, and at the time it didn't seem like something that was a complete commitment like some of these other folks that can't dare walk it back. The reality is now it's a two horse race (barring catastrophe), and one of them will win. Gary Johnson is not going to win, Jill Stein is not going to win, Mitt Romney is not going to run or win, and mathematically it's not even possible anymore. So it's Trump or HRC. You can be #nevertrump, but if you are, you need to just step aside and not vote, fanciful 3rd party sabotage elects Clinton. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at May 26, 2016 02:16 PM (Uy8SG) 569
Trump on tv now...
He's had the nomination for about 18 minutes and he's totally presidential. Welcome to the NewTrump. Posted by: jwest at May 26, 2016 02:17 PM (Zs4uk) 570
541 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 02:11 PM (3ZoRf)
Heh Brad Thor went from "Super Serial You Guys Don't Mock HorryWood for their security" guy to uh "hey wouldn't it be cool if someone iced Trump" guy.... I don't think Trump is where their moral imabalance comes from. Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:17 PM (g8Hfr) 571
567
Trump press conference - Barry has done a terrible job as president. That ought to send the queen into a tizzy Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 02:16 PM (493sH) We need a press conference for this? Wait, maybe we do... Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 02:17 PM (3ZoRf) 572
Saddest tat was big hello kitty on each butt cheek of a 20 year old male.
One girl has "cum dumpster" inside lower lip. The person who posted the picture stated she must not have any girlfriends to stop her from doing stupid stuff. Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 02:17 PM (jN+3o) 573
In addition, Trump will define the GOP for a long time if he becomes president. Constitutional Conservatives will be even more marginalized then they are now.
Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 02:12 PM (mFkVC) please letme know when "the party" didnt marginalize constitutiomal conservatives I'll wait Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 02:17 PM (zOTsN) 574
I espcially resent the "you are a brain damaged Nazi" if you consider voting for Trump, or the corollary, "the nation will turn into brain damaged Nazis if Trump is elected president"
Yeah I just don't get that. I do understand the fear that Hillary will crank up the camps and activate the troops in the USA. There is literally nothing she would do, no matter how evil or outrageous that would surprise me. Zero. But Trump? Being an egotistical blowhard does not somehow translate into Nazi. Not at any level. Hitler made it very, painfully clear what he believed in before he got into power. Trump's book is nothing like that. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+) 575
Trump may be slightly better then Hil. He is LIKELY to be just about as terrible. There is a CHANCE he could be catastrophic in a way we have not seen before. That is the gamble. In addition, Trump will define the GOP for a long time if he becomes president. Constitutional Conservatives will be even more marginalized then they are now. Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 02:12 PM (mFkVC) ------------ Perhaps. But we don't know for sure. He could end up being exactly what this country needs right now. I don't know. But I do know what'll happen if the Hildebeast becomes prez. And none of it will be good. Posted by: Soona at May 26, 2016 02:18 PM (Fmupd) 576
568 Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at May 26, 2016 02:16 PM (Uy8SG)
Like I said to Chuck CW ACG Cooke.... #ManEnough4Johnson so you are not man enough to vote for Grammy H directly? #Manly Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:18 PM (g8Hfr) 577
Old Bern would have to have a 10 point lead in CA. to cover for all the "irregularities." Even if He does win some how the Beast will get the delegates...
Posted by: donna at May 26, 2016 02:14 PM (O2RFr) I know the old commie has a lot of cheating to over come but just the thought of the Beast all set to give her victory speech then comes the Mein Fuhrer, Steiner isn't coming moment and all hell breaks loose. Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 02:18 PM (493sH) 578
So, horde, I'd be interested in your feedback on this:
Employee's wife comes bursting in at lunch today. Tells me she's divorcing employee. Leaves in about three minutes. Last week she had open heart surgery. I don't know what painkillers she's on but she seems strung out to me. Employee is a low education, low skill guy. Sad that he's in a rough spot and I hope they can get through this. Here's my question: can I safely just put this behind me and not mention it to HR? What would our exposure be, if any, to what happens in divorce proceedings just because she came in here and told me what she was intending to do? I've seen her once before in my life. It's not like we have a connection. My only comment to her was that I was very sad to hear that news, and that I thought she should probably be recovering from surgery and encouraged her to go home and get the rest she needs. It may be that she really needs a psych eval. She wasn't really making sense. Posted by: TexasDan at May 26, 2016 02:19 PM (M0ddJ) 579
>>>Eh, I have less problem with this. I see it as a human nature thing. Hillary is their enemy but does not compromise their sense of self as conservative/libertarian/whatever. If they advocated for Trump, even as being the lesser of two evils, I think they think it would be compromising their morals.
I see this as bad logic, because Trump is not a conservative standard bearer- therefore I do not have a problem with him wearing the Republican mantle (this is a damaged brand anyway.) Plus, a vote for Johnson, while maybe face saving, would do nothing but enable Hillary! Standing by and letting an evil happen is as bad as pulling the lever for her yourself. Trump may be a douchebag, but he is the lesser of two weevils in this case. ... I understand this, and in fact an hour before I posted, I said to someone, "You know, I can't call people out on this because I felt this way myself just two weeks ago. They'll get there. Maybe I'll just prod them." So I get that. What bothers me is that EVERYFUCKINGTHING online, and in politics, and yes, in conservative politics, is Cultish Received Wisdom. I put up a post saying "Hey let's not forget, Hillary Clinton is NOT a good candidate for president," and it was as if I had just accused Jesus Christ of being in the service of Satan. There is actual thought -- which occurs on an individual basis, people just chewing things over in their own mindspace-- and then there is this repulsive, reductive non-thought which is really just Group Socialization Exercises and chanting. And of course all the Sick Burns on Comments and on Twitter. Most people are not thinkers and never will be. They are just sad and frightened little children who have learned how to ape what the other children are saying to not be put into the middle of the bully circle. And in fact politics is a field which especially encourages such non-thinkers posing as thinkers, because the whole POINT of politics is group accomodation/group appeasement. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:19 PM (dciA+) 580
One upside of Candidate Trump: I am amused by the way he is inadvertently (I think) appropriating phrases from the past in a way guaranteed to freak out people with knowledge of history.
He's going to lead a "Worker's party" that puts "America First" Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 02:19 PM (mFkVC) 581
Old Bern would have to have a 10 point lead in CA. to cover for all the "irregularities." Even if He does win some how the Beast will get the delegates...
Posted by: donna at May 26, 2016 02:14 PM (O2RFr) How I would love it for Bernie to win CA... Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 02:19 PM (oKE6c) 582
This has nothing to do with anything but I just saw a hobo in a wheelchair with the following sign:
Smile If you masturbate Give $.25 If you read the sign Posted by: Lauren at May 26, 2016 02:19 PM (53OZk) 583
and here we go down the rabbit hole....great....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 02:19 PM (0O7c5) 584
564 Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at May 26, 2016 02:16 PM (uz/Pv)
----------------------------------------------------------- Hi chique! Who are we talking about so obliquely here? Or, don't tell me and I'll go searching through the thread. It's a kind of a puzzle. Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2016 02:19 PM (/m8T6) 585
please
letme know when "the party" didnt marginalize constitutiomal conservatives I'll wait Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 02:17 PM (zOTsN) Don't bother.. the never trump camp accuses him of being an authoritarian who is both a squish and to flexible...They are all over the place like diarrhea Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 02:19 PM (Ozsfq) 586
"I espcially resent the "you are a brain damaged Nazi" if you consider voting for Trump..."
Ok, fine. You're just a Nazi. Happy now? Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 26, 2016 02:20 PM (uhftQ) 587
In addition, Trump will define the GOP for a long time if he becomes president. Constitutional Conservatives will be even more marginalized then they are now.
And if Hillary wins, constitutional conservatives may end up in camps. If you think the government being used against conservatives is bad now, wait until loony drunken VRWC gets the justice department and IRS in her hands. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:20 PM (39g3+) 588
But Trump? Being an egotistical blowhard does not somehow translate into Nazi. Not at any level. Hitler made it very, painfully clear what he believed in before he got into power. Trump's book is nothing like that.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+) It is a fairly simple formula: Populist on the other side=Hitler. Populist on our side=Great American statesman and communicator. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 02:20 PM (3ZoRf) 589
>> So it's Trump or HRC.
I still do not believe Hillary will even get the nomination. I'm still expecting that she's going to be indicted, or otherwise mortally wounded politically, long before November, and possibly before the convention. Posted by: JEM at May 26, 2016 02:20 PM (o+SC1) 590
I didn't think ace was #nevertrump.
When did that happen? Besides. I think Trump is going to be elected as a Democrat. I think Hillary called Trump and threatened him if he debated Bernie. Times are weird. Embrace the change? Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 02:21 PM (jN+3o) 591
One girl has "cum dumpster" inside lower lip. The person who posted the picture stated she must not have any girlfriends to stop her from doing stupid stuff.
Had a lot of "boyfriends" though. Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 02:21 PM (EdhH3) 592
From what I've read about him, a vote for Johnson is a betrayal of libertarian and conservative values, too.
Johnson is a loon. If the election were held today I think I'd vote for him. I live in a state where my vote does not matter, it's not a swing state. A Libertarian vote increases the total to where the media have to notice that libertarian is a thing. And when I put my TrumpHate on a scale with my HillaryHate the scale mewled and squirmed and cried for its Mommy and burst into flames of Hate. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 26, 2016 02:21 PM (1xUj/) 593
When Dr. Sheldon Cooper looks more manly ........ See? See, I did it again,, damn I'm clever and my god I crack me up.. Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 26, 2016 02:21 PM (HSmrB) 594
And if Hillary wins, constitutional conservatives may end up in camps. If you think the government being used against conservatives is bad now, wait until loony drunken VRWC gets the justice department and IRS in her hands.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:20 PM (39g3+) the "left" right now is trying to outlaw anyone who does not agree with them especially conservatives and under that FAB it would only get worse...so all them stealth democrats here can shove it Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 02:21 PM (Ozsfq) 595
"It may be that she really needs a psych eval. She wasn't really making sense."
Damn, Dan, what a thing to have fall in your lap. That's really weird. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (LA7Cm) 596
578 Posted by: TexasDan at May 26, 2016 02:19 PM (M0ddJ)
You have no exposure.... The company at worst is in a he said/she said situation.... Keep an eye on the kid, if he comes to you give him fatherly advice on patience and the fact marriages are like boat rides in a hurricane periodically. Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (g8Hfr) 597
>>Maybe I misinterpreted, but Ace when from trump curious to #nevertrump only recently, and at the time it didn't seem like something that was a complete commitment like some of these other folks that can't dare walk it back. The reality is now it's a two horse race (barring catastrophe), and one of them will win.
No, he was pretty adamant as in he said that he would consider voting for Hillary before voting for Trump (not that I ever really thought he was going to vote for Hillary but he made his disdain for Trump pretty damn clear). That's fine. People change their minds all the time but it was a big turn without a lot of warning as far as I could tell. Some of us haven't made that turn and I don't think sitting here in May that makes us odd. As I've said all along, if Trump wants my vote he has to earn it and not just rely on my hatred of Hillary. Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (/tuJf) 598
One girl has "cum dumpster" inside lower lip. The person who posted the picture stated she must not have any girlfriends to stop her from doing stupid stuff.
Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 02:17 PM (jN+3o) You've met Sandy Fluke? Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (493sH) 599
Three questions into press conference
15 tremendouses 8 amazings It's going to be a long hot summer. Posted by: Spoonman at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (PcHwJ) 600
You laughed at pajamaboy, brosurance, glitch girl and that idiot singing, "it's not about the cha ching cha ching cha ching, we wanna keep you healthy healthy healthy".
And yet ACA is still there. Yes, people are stupid enough to be manipulated into voting Democrat based on ads like this. Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (WxY7/) Posted by: jwest at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (Zs4uk) 602
In addition, Trump will define the GOP for a long time if he becomes president. Constitutional Conservatives will be even more marginalized then they are now.
Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 02:12 PM (mFkVC) Constitutional Conservatives have, in my thinking, gotten rather intellectually stiff. They have sat around intoning "Constitution, Constitution" like some pagan priest before the High Fane of his god. They're boring. In my opinion most people do not want boring. Political campaigns are not seminars on Mackinac Island, they are shows, events, darn near carnivals. At least American political campaigns have been historically. Trump is a master salesman, marketer, and promoter. He has been selling Trump for over 30 years. He could give Barnum some tips. He won because he picked up an issue where the people were heading, got in front of them, and led them into one heck of a parade. He stole the GOP's elephant right out of their big top. The Constitutional Conservatives ought to stop moaning and star studying Trump, because if they want to win they are going to have to put on a better, bigger, more boffo show. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (hLRSq) Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (Ozsfq) 604
I will support Trump for no other reason than he's pissing everyone the fuck off.
Posted by: Weasel at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (6xtq3) 605
564 Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at May 26, 2016 02:16 PM (uz/Pv)
----------------------------------------------------------- Hi chique! Who are we talking about so obliquely here? Or, don't tell me and I'll go searching through the thread. It's a kind of a puzzle. Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2016 02:19 PM (/m8T6) Our own beloved blog host. The radio silent post was yesterday (main post and sidebar). Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (uz/Pv) 606
599 Three questions into press conference
15 tremendouses 8 amazings It's going to be a long hot summer. What no Yuuuuuuge! Posted by: donna at May 26, 2016 02:23 PM (O2RFr) 607
What bothers me is that EVERYFUCKINGTHING online, and in politics, and yes, in conservative politics, is Cultish Received Wisdom. I put up a post saying "Hey let's not forget, Hillary Clinton is NOT a good candidate for president," and it was as if I had just accused Jesus Christ of being in the service of Satan. Yeah that is very wearying, for sure. We've all been there. letme know when "the party" didnt marginalize constitutiomal conservatives About 2 years, 1994-1995. That's it. Even when Reagan was at his height of power and glory, the party despised him and conservatives. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:23 PM (39g3+) 608
This has nothing to do with anything but I just saw a hobo in a wheelchair with the following sign:
Smile If you masturbate Give $.25 If you read the sign I'd give him a dollar just for originality. Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 02:23 PM (EdhH3) 609
It may be that she really needs a psych eval. She wasn't really making sense.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 26, 2016 02:19 PM (M0ddJ) My usual default is to never go to HR except in a last resort. I do not know your HR dept, but they are usually a blunt hammer in search of as many nails as possible (both good and bad) when they get roused. Mostly this is a wait and see type of thing. If she keeps doing it and being disruptive, then that is a different story. Maybe talk to the guy and see if you can give him some support. I dunno. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 02:23 PM (3ZoRf) 610
please
letme know when "the party" didnt marginalize constitutiomal conservatives I'll wait Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 02:17 PM (zOTsN) ------------------- Oh the party had been horrible for Constitutional Conservatives. They've pretended to agree and then backed policies that belie their stance. But Trump is likely to realign the party as a European-style nationalist party that wants to grow the government just as much as their opponents. And that will be EVEN WORSE for Constitutional Conservatives. It can always get worse. Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 02:23 PM (mFkVC) 611
>> How I would love it for Bernie to win CA...
My bet on California is that there will be very, very clear racial divides to the Dem vote. And I'm betting in the end Bernie comes out on top. Posted by: JEM at May 26, 2016 02:23 PM (o+SC1) 612
Employee's wife comes bursting in at lunch today. Tells me she's divorcing employee. Leaves in about three minutes.
Last week she had open heart surgery. I don't know what painkillers she's on but she seems strung out to me. Employee is a low education, low skill guy. Sad that he's in a rough spot and I hope they can get through this. Here's my question: can I safely just put this behind me and not mention it to HR? What would our exposure be, if any, to what happens in divorce proceedings just because she came in here and told me what she was intending to do? I've seen her once before in my life. It's not like we have a connection. My only comment to her was that I was very sad to hear that news, and that I thought she should probably be recovering from surgery and encouraged her to go home and get the rest she needs. It may be that she really needs a psych eval. She wasn't really making sense. FWIW, I say leave HR out of it. Let the husband know, document the conversation for your own records in case you're asked about it a year from now, and leave it at that. Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 26, 2016 02:23 PM (eytER) 613
Aaaaaaand Mr. Cooke's dim enough to rebut:
https://twitter.com/charlescwcooke/status/735899522296086528 Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 02:23 PM (9krrF) 614
I asked this question yesterday, but didn't get any response.
I don't actually know what #NeverTrump means. Does it mean that the person is going to sit out the election or vote 3rd party? Or does it mean they will actively vote for Hillary? These two things are not the same, and saying "well if you don't vote for Trump, you're voting for Hillary" is straight up logically incoherent. I've never seen anyone in the comments here saying, "Trump is so bad, I'm voting for Hillary here." Everyone who is anti-Trump is saying "I personally don't believe Trump is significantly different from Hillary. I won't vote for either." I disagree with that sentiment, but I understand where they're coming from. That's basically how I felt about people like Jeb. If Jeb ended up with the nomination, I don't know that I'd have voted for him either. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (KUaJL) 615
Some of Reagan's enemies were honorable men. Like who? I know people always mention Tip O'Neill, but that fat drunk called Reagan "the evil in the White House." The Gipper should have stripped the asshole naked and shipped his ass to Belfast. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (X6fMO) 616
Posted by: TexasDan at May 26, 2016 02:19 PM (M0ddJ)
------------ My advice? Stay out of other peoples' business. It's not your problem. Posted by: Soona at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (Fmupd) 617
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Drudge In my day "laying cable" has another meaning Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (Ozsfq) 618
15 tremendouses
8 amazings It's going to be a long hot summer. What no Yuuuuuuge! Posted by: donna at May 26, 2016 02:23 PM (O2RFr) They haven't gotten to talking about his schlong yet Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (493sH) 619
"I still do not believe Hillary will even get the nomination. "
I think you are probably right but I'm not ready to bet on it yet. Trump may cut a deal with the Democrats. Or they may think they can work with him better than Hillary. Or who knows what. Another month of this and I'll be ready to bet Hillary won't be President. Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (j2xmV) 620
It pisses me right the hell off that hipsters are appropriating my gender identification.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (4ng05) Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (klBFi) Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (9krrF) 623
Trump called for the impeachment of Bush and is a truther regard to the conspiracy Bush was pre warned of the attacks and did nothing. That alone is enough to keep me home.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (JJev6) 624
Apparently I'm not man enough to vote Hillary, not being afflicted with tattoos and various STDs. I'll suffer my shame in silence. Posted by: irongrampa at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (X35Yt) 625
The Constitutional Conservatives ought to stop moaning and star studying Trump, because if they want to win they are going to have to put on a better, bigger, more boffo show.
Trouble is, Constitutional Conservatism doesn't really lend itself well to spectacle. Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 26, 2016 02:25 PM (eytER) 626
It may be that she really needs a psych eval. She wasn't really making sense.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 26, 2016 02:19 PM (M0ddJ) _____________________________________ If it were me I'd hand it off to HR, wash my hands, and take the afternoon off.. I have no idea the blow back that COULD happen, I only know it ain't my job to go all kamikaze over something like this. Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 02:25 PM (aQQbl) 627
>>>I find it interesting that those who don't want to make compromises with this particular guy were told yesterday that we are being silly and superficial and we should just shut up. I believe "radio silent" was the term.
And IIRC, the person who wrote that used to get angry, and rightly so, when supporters of a certain candidate wanted him to censor himself and not criticize their Orange Julius Caesar, a very clever term coined by said blogger. Who previously went on long rampages against Rubio folks. I guess it's time for the not planning to vote for Trump folks to get it. ... yeah I get that. see my comment above. It's not your position I disagree with (well, I do, but I disagree with it on a purely intellectual plane -- I am not bothered by it). What I hate isn't the Cultish Tribalness of many (I suppose not all) of the #NeverTrumpers who are just praciticing the politics of clique. Again, not all. I don't see you doing party building exercises and tribe trust falls. But many. The idea that someone saying 'Hey, maybe it would be good if Hillary weren't president, and maybe Brad Thor and William Kristol should put their energies into other matters rather than campaigning vigorously for Hillary clinton" would be thisa radical, fringe, OUTRAGEOUS idea was eye opening. But it shouldn't have been. There is a real intellectual rot in this movement as its "leaders" (not Kristol or Thor; I mean more like its Social Justice Warriors on Twiter) are so frivolous and fucking animalistically stupid. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:25 PM (dciA+) 628
578 So, horde, I'd be interested in your feedback on this: Employee's wife comes bursting in at lunch today. Tells me she's divorcing employee. Leaves in about three minutes. Last week she had open heart surgery. I don't know what painkillers she's on but she seems strung out to me. My BIL had open heart surgery and it sent him off the deep end. He went plain nuts. He was actually getting a bit weird beforehand but the surgery was the topper. I know it sounds wrong but heart problems can do that. Here's my question: can I safely just put this behind me and not mention it to HR? What would our exposure be, if any, to what happens in divorce proceedings just because she came in here and told me what she was intending to do? I have no idea, but consider her crazy and act accordingly. Posted by: Ed Anger at May 26, 2016 02:25 PM (RcpcZ) Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 02:25 PM (j2xmV) 630
I want to punch that beardy fooker right in the mug just to see the glitter fly!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 26, 2016 02:25 PM (RwwCT) Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 02:25 PM (7lVbc) 632
"There is actual thought -- which occurs on an individual basis, people just chewing things over in their own mindspace-- and then there is this repulsive, reductive non-thought which is really just Group Socialization Exercises and chanting.
And of course all the Sick Burns on Comments and on Twitter. Most people are not thinkers and never will be. They are just sad and frightened little children who have learned how to ape what the other children are saying to not be put into the middle of the bully circle. And in fact politics is a field which especially encourages such non-thinkers posing as thinkers, because the whole POINT of politics is group accomodation/group appeasement. " I came to that realization in 2008 cycle, I had sort of mindlessly towed the party line, I did the pro-iraq war counter protests, i read all the blogs, then I saw that while Ron Paul was a terrible candidate, he had some important things to say, that if we were really conservatives might be worth a listen. (sadly for me, he was so bad a candidate he couldn't even barely sputter those things out on the debate stage without going off on a tangent). But I expressed my support for such things, and started getting banned like I was was posting pro-bush memes on democraticunderground in 2003. In the end I voted for McCain, and Romney, in the general election but I wanted some of these other fiscal issues discussed in the primary. Been really disappointed to read some people this time around, some great blogs that I have read for over a decade, and they are just foaming at the mouth. The entire editorial staff at Redstate should be banned from their own blog by their own rules. As I said upthead, it's all been very illuminating. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at May 26, 2016 02:26 PM (Uy8SG) 633
615 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (X6fMO)
I think they mean George HW Bush...? Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:26 PM (g8Hfr) 634
Trump - I think the Federal Govt. should get out of the energy business.
Along with a whole host of other things Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 02:26 PM (493sH) 635
"I have a suspicion this guy has never pushed a lawnmower."
He's no stranger to pulling a train though. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 02:26 PM (ptqRm) 636
I think chique has been very principled in her non Trump discussions
the name calling and verbal shoving and epithet hurling and oceans of butt hurt arent coming form her Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 02:26 PM (zOTsN) 637
I live in a state where my vote does not matter, it's not a swing state
Yeah same here. I could vote six thousand times in Oregon and it wouldn't make any difference. They found a whole box of filled out ballots in a dumpster the last primary election a few weeks ago. Its all mail-in here, I have zero confidence my vote does anything at all. Even if it did, the Portland-Eugene combination outweighs the rest of the state, and is hard, hard left. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:26 PM (39g3+) 638
405 Back to lurking.
Posted by: troyriser at May 26, 2016 01:47 PM (UWlp+) ------------------ Please do. Take Chemjeff with you, while you're at it. Thnx, bye. Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2016 01:53 PM (TOk1P) ----------------------- Ah. Troyriser says he is going to vote for Trump but that's not enough for you. He must applaud! He must looooove Trump! He must delude himself into thinking that a majority of Americans just loooove Trump too, that Trump can win FL, OH, VA, hell, PA and NJ!!!!! He must thank the Trump supporters for giving us such a strong candidate (LOL) against the Bitch! Good grief. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 26, 2016 02:26 PM (T/5A0) 639
"What'll you give me to set fire to your beard?"
-Groucho Marx I can't help it. Every time I see "I'm With -->Her," I think "I'm With -->STUPID." Thanks, everybody. This is the funniest thread I've read here in weeks . . . Posted by: DynamiteDan at May 26, 2016 02:26 PM (BaDMP) 640
"
I find it interesting that those who don't want to make compromises with this particular guy were told yesterday that we are being silly and superficial and we should just shut up. I believe "radio silent" was the term." --- Compromise? If I pull the lever for Trump, despite the fact I don't trust him (lied about Colorado, remember?), I don't consider that a compromise. I consider that a mitigation. Posted by: David W at May 26, 2016 02:26 PM (Hi6cL) 641
Trump called for the impeachment of Bush and is a truther regard to the conspiracy Bush was pre warned of the attacks and did nothing. That alone is enough to keep me home.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (JJev6) I thought trump calling for Bush's impeachment and other things he said were way out of bounds but my judgement is having The FAB in the White House or any left wing socialist would be much worse...and that is where I stand Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 02:27 PM (Ozsfq) 642
>>>I've never seen anyone in the comments here saying, "Trump is so bad, I'm voting for Hillary here." Everyone who is anti-Trump is saying "I personally don't believe Trump is significantly different from Hillary. I won't vote for either."
some do straight up say it -- Ben Howe, for example. Tom Nichols. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:27 PM (dciA+) 643
About 2 years, 1994-1995. That's it. Even when Reagan was at his height of power and glory, the party despised him and conservatives.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:23 PM (39g3+) True. Why was GHWB chosen as VP? To keep the party onside. Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2016 02:27 PM (oKE6c) 644
622 Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (9krrF)
GOD DAMN IT.... I just put my shoes on and now I have to take off my pants? Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:27 PM (g8Hfr) 645
621 >>One girl has "cum dumpster" inside lower lip.
Be a lot classier if it was in French. Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (klBFi) Dumpster du Cum? Posted by: Hipster Syphilis Man at May 26, 2016 02:27 PM (RD7QR) 646
That's fine. People change their minds all the time but it was a big turn without a lot of warning as far as I could tell.
Some of us haven't made that turn and I don't think sitting here in May that makes us odd. As I've said all along, if Trump wants my vote he has to earn it and not just rely on my hatred of Hillary. Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (/tuJf) Couldn't agree more. It's like all those politicians who were against gay marriage in 2010 and became pro-gay marriage in 2012 telling the rest of us who were still against gay marriage that we were the worst people in the world, my even though they were supposedly of the same opinion as us not that long ago. Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at May 26, 2016 02:27 PM (uz/Pv) 647
Off lumbersexual sock.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 26, 2016 02:27 PM (RD7QR) 648
That "man" has been hit in the chin with more balls than Yogi Bera.
Posted by: CrustyB at May 26, 2016 02:28 PM (GvSpB) 649
>>>I find it interesting that those who don't want to make compromises with this particular guy were told yesterday that we are being silly and superficial and we should just shut up. I believe "radio silent" was the term."
by the way, this wasn't really about blog commenters, you know. It was from looking at Red State and NRO and seeing literally NOTHING but anti-trump, pro-hillary posts from masthead to endpage. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:28 PM (dciA+) 650
As I've said all along, if Trump wants my vote he has to earn it and not just rely on my hatred of Hillary.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (/tuJf) I can live with that. And I believe he will. Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 02:28 PM (Ozsfq) 651
It's been awhile since I posted this so I'll repeat. In all sincerity, if Trump becomes President I will not spend one second hoping he fails just so I could be proven right in some manner.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 02:28 PM (JJev6) 652
some do straight up say it -- Ben Howe, for example. Tom Nichols.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:27 PM (dciA+) Well there's my problem. I haven't been paying attention to a wide enough group of people. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 26, 2016 02:28 PM (KUaJL) 653
635 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 02:26 PM (ptqRm)
HEY-O! Choo Choo! //Joey Plugz Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:28 PM (g8Hfr) 654
Trouble is, Constitutional Conservatism doesn't really lend itself well to spectacle.
Adapt. Improvise. Overcome. Or, y'know, not and wind up in a ditch. Your call. Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 02:29 PM (9krrF) 655
Trouble is, Constitutional Conservatism doesn't really lend itself well to spectacle.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 26, 2016 02:25 PM (eytER) True. But we live in a showbiz age, so some pandering to it is necessary - Reagan, for instance, was certainly adept at crafting his own image. The thing is, glitz and showbiz in politics is scary, and it should be particularly scary to Conservatives. It often leads to bad places. I'm kinda partial to boring politicians. Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 02:29 PM (mFkVC) Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 02:29 PM (493sH) 657
and it was about Bill Kristol's continuing quixotic efforts to reimpose the neocon agenda on America, despite the fact that pretty much everyone opposes it except Bill Kristol, Dick Cheney, and some of their immediate family.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:29 PM (dciA+) 658
You can tat up and stick a beard on a homo, but he is still gay and not fooling anyone. If an actual conservative is willing to vote for that incompetent criminal, they are traitors and will rue the day they decided to "stand on principle / make a point."
Posted by: Bonnie Blue at May 26, 2016 02:29 PM (ZXK8H) 659
I have no idea, but consider her crazy and act accordingly.
Posted by: Ed Anger at May 26, 2016 02:25 PM (RcpcZ) Yeah. I locked the front door. I will be violating the company weapons policy for the foreseeable future. Thanks for your other responses all. It's helpful to get feedback. Definitely a weird occurrence, and not one for which I have a lot of prepared responses. Posted by: TexasDan at May 26, 2016 02:29 PM (M0ddJ) 660
I want to punch that beardy fooker right in the mug just to see the glitter fly!
I'd donate to your bail fund for that, Pug. Be a lot classier if it was in French. Benne du jisme Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:29 PM (39g3+) Posted by: concrete girl at May 26, 2016 02:29 PM (ceWrl) 662
"Vote for Hillary. It will be awful, but a strong man can survive it." has to be the worst campaign message in human history.
Posted by: ZBBMcFate at May 26, 2016 02:30 PM (k7D+q) 663
649 Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:28 PM (dciA+)
I gathered. How sad is it a group that calls itself a "Moron Horde" has better civic virtue and pragmatism than professional punditry? Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:30 PM (g8Hfr) Posted by: donna at May 26, 2016 02:30 PM (O2RFr) 665
>>hat's fine. People change their minds all the time but it was a big turn without a lot of warning as far as I could tell.
Some of us haven't made that turn and I don't think sitting here in May that makes us odd. As I've said all along, if Trump wants my vote he has to earn it and not just rely on my hatred of Hillary. Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (/tuJf) Couldn't agree more. ... i hope my previous comments are being read. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:30 PM (dciA+) 666
And that will be EVEN WORSE for Constitutional Conservatives. It can always get worse.
Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 02:23 PM (mFkVC) Every silver lining has got to have a cloud, eh? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 02:30 PM (35BaE) 667
Ah. Troyriser says he is going to vote for Trump but that's not enough for you.
He must applaud! He must looooove Trump! He must delude himself into thinking that a majority of Americans just loooove Trump too, that Trump can win FL, OH, VA, hell, PA and NJ!!!!! He must thank the Trump supporters for giving us such a strong candidate (LOL) against the Bitch! Good grief. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 26, 2016 02:26 PM (T/5A0) THIS! I realize people are people, and ideological purity drives are ingrown, but come on. We can disagree and debate without it getting all Jihad and Burn the Heretics in here. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 02:30 PM (3ZoRf) 668
and it was about Bill Kristol's continuing quixotic efforts to reimpose the neocon agenda on America, despite the fact that pretty much everyone opposes it except Bill Kristol, Dick Cheney, and some of their immediate family.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:29 PM (dciA+) Yeah no...Bill Kristol's problems and there are many, have nothing to do with this so called Neocon label and Dick Cheney has endorsed Trump. Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 02:30 PM (Ozsfq) 669
>>>Three questions into press conference
15 tremendouses 8 amazings It's going to be a long hot summer. Posted by: Spoonman at May 26, 2016 02:22 PM (PcHwJ)<<< Big league. Big. League. Posted by: D. Trump at May 26, 2016 02:30 PM (H9MG5) 670
"641 Trump called for the impeachment of Bush and is a truther regard to the conspiracy Bush was pre warned of the attacks and did nothing. That alone is enough to keep me home. 641 Trump called for the impeachment of Bush and is a truther regard to the conspiracy Bush was pre warned of the attacks and did nothing. That alone is enough to keep me home.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (JJev6) " We actually went over this in a thread here the other day, Trump has never accused or engaged in 9/11 Trutherism. He said 9/11 happened on Bush's watch. Interpret how you will, it's an accurate statement. Another poster who thought he engaged in trutherism went back to find the quotes, and they don't exist. If you have them please post, I'm genuinely interested in the truth on this matter. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at May 26, 2016 02:31 PM (Uy8SG) 671
622 BTW, Mr. Cooke is clearly reading our comments.
Conduct yourselves accordingly... Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 02:24 PM (9krrF) As a casual bystander, I hope that Mr. Cooke reads and takes to heart the comment made by Ace that there are a lot of writers out there who mistake themselves for thinkers. In some cases, this couldn't be farther from the truth. A number of our leading right wing publications have proved that recently. Posted by: jwest at May 26, 2016 02:32 PM (Zs4uk) 672
Also:
Stock Male Model Guy - less time in the hair salon and more time with a barbell. You are at maximum tat and it's still not enough ink to hide those #ladyarms. Posted by: ZBBMcFate at May 26, 2016 02:33 PM (k7D+q) 673
Here's my thinking as a random person on the internet who won't vote Trump. Hil will be terrible. For sure. Trump may be slightly better then Hil. He is LIKELY to be just about as terrible. There is a CHANCE he could be catastrophic in a way we have not seen before. That is the gamble. In addition, Trump will define the GOP for a long time if he becomes president. Constitutional Conservatives will be even more marginalized then they are now. And I can accept that thinking. However, my support for Trump comes from the hope that he can drive a stake through Scankles' political heart and eliminate her as any sort of political force for the rest of her worthless, treasonous life. If he can do just that, he deserves the thanks of a grateful nation. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 26, 2016 02:33 PM (X6fMO) 674
Trouble is, Constitutional Conservatism doesn't really lend itself well to spectacle.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 26, 2016 02:25 PM (eytER) They better figure out which parts do and get themselves some spokesmen and women or they are going to be relegated to the Tweed jacket and bow tie drone fest on basic cable at 4:30 am on Sunday. Do you think straight up Karl Marx is a ride on the Coors Light Party Train? Hell no, reading five minutes of that is the worst hour you'll ever spend. They don't do that, they break out parts, get them some custom rims, stellar paint job, fuzzy dice and a chick with curves where God intended them to be and bang! They've sold a clapped out junker with 300,000 on the odometer, that burns a quart of oil every ten miles. If they can do that, you guys better. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 26, 2016 02:33 PM (hLRSq) Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 02:33 PM (Ozsfq) 676
Having met Ace in real life, and enjoying his company, as brief as the time was.
And as much as I also hang out at Zip's place, If there were ever an AoSHQ/Weasel Zippers combined meet up, I don't think I would survive it. http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=273634 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 02:33 PM (ptqRm) 677
"Vote for Hillary. It will be awful, but a strong man can survive it." has to be the worst campaign message in human history.
Thread winner. There's really no reason to even comment any further. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:33 PM (39g3+) 678
Fundamentally different frameworks.
No public figure ever "earns" my vote. My puny (well literally meaningless, in my state) little vote is based on my analysis of the situation. It's a hiring decision, no more no less. Two of the more thoughtful morons (great phrase, eh?) here have used this "earn my vote" formula here today. I of course understand it, it's just not the way I approach any election. Of course rarely has the "hiring decision" been less joyful (though, to be fair, YouKnowWho does at least bring some humor - intentional and otherwise - to the sad stupid unrecognizable mess that is now America's public square). And - but of course it is - the most basic implication of someone like YouKnowWho getting the nomination from among "the deepest GOP bench in forever" is furiously ignored (talking about ace's mediocre "intellectual" adversaries, not morons here). As I said from the first good Trump poll way back when, it's not about him, it's about the failure of the GOP political class. Yet the clueless apologias continue - perhaps with less fervor. My own dark hunch (hunch) is that, in fact, it's the country that's the problem, not the GOP. The populace, at least a working majority, shows little awareness of the degradation of our institutions, and little concern. The mere existence of Hillary as a candidate, given her "record", is persuasive evidence of my dark dianosis. Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 02:33 PM (QDnY+) 679
some do straight up say it -- Ben Howe, for example. Tom Nichols.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:27 PM (dciA+) Can you acknowledge you said the same thing not too long ago? It's funny that at the time, some of us, such as myself try to talk you off the ledge even if you didn't see our comments. I started out Trump curious as you did. Then the more I saw of him, the more I didn't like what I saw, same as you did. In fact when you are saying you would rather vote for Hillary, I was still planning to vote for Trump despite my intense dislike of him. He has consistently pushed me away so I don't understand why my decision not to vote for someone who has continuously alienated me is so bad. Should he not even make an attempt to woo people with legitimate misgivings? Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at May 26, 2016 02:33 PM (uz/Pv) 680
"Last week she had open heart surgery."
I've heard from people with first hand experience that it is not unusual for people to become very selfish and self centered after hear surgery. I pray I have no first or second hand experience of this and I pray that no one here has it. Only you know your company. I had a women leave me a note telling me she didn't like me flirting with her and to stop it. I told my boss and also said I would make sure I only talked to her when another person was present. She later left the company but I don't think it had anything to do with the note. If she divorces the guy and he is hung up on her then he will probably self destruct and leave the company. Sorry. Happens. If you don't tell nobody I won't either. :-) Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 02:33 PM (j2xmV) Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 02:34 PM (klBFi) 682
Ace,
It's a shame your banning power doesn't extend to Twitter 'cause I'd like to see you do that to the insufferable prick Jim Treacher. Douche acts like some sort of ideological policeman for the NeverTrumpers. Show the slightest interest in voting for Trump and he signals so much virtue to his fellow-travelers it's astounding. Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at May 26, 2016 02:34 PM (EXEKp) 683
It was from looking at Red State and NRO and seeing literally NOTHING but anti-trump, pro-hillary posts from masthead to endpage.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:28 PM (dciA+) ------------ But aren't those kinda voices in the wilderness, however cultish they might be in their little corner? It seems to me the GOPe and the mass media conservative press (FOX, Rush, Ingraham, etc.) have swung into lockstep behind the nominee, and those outlets have FAR more influence. And there's certainly a robust pro-Trump contingent around the net. In the face of all that, why is the thin cry of the irrelevant holdouts worthy of condemnation? Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 02:34 PM (mFkVC) 684
"Tremendous" is the new "Literally."
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 26, 2016 02:34 PM (eytER) Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 02:34 PM (493sH) 686
671 Posted by: jwest at May 26, 2016 02:32 PM (Zs4uk)
You know ChemJeff keeps demanding we present Mathematical Proofs on Trump's possible deviancy.... I'm not an overly smart person, how could I be I have the cranial capacity of a human ankle after all BUT.... why aren't CJ and C CW Cooke required to have a Mathematical Proof WRT how Liberty and Conservatism are best served having a lunatic democrat in office? Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:35 PM (g8Hfr) 687
Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at May 26, 2016 02:34 PM (EXEKp)
Treacher is unstable and has been for a while.. Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 02:35 PM (aQQbl) 688
>>>"Tremendous" is the new "Literally."
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 26, 2016 02:34 PM (eytER)<<< Literally. I'm serious. He's not joking. Posted by: Joke Biden at May 26, 2016 02:35 PM (H9MG5) 689
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. =urk=
Posted by: shinjinrui at May 26, 2016 02:35 PM (4SznG) 690
Trump - Sen. Warren is as Native American as I am. The Vichy Republicans will be hitting the fainting couches for sure Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 02:36 PM (493sH) 691
I have been called a Trumpkin which is laughable at best. I have never supported Trump and was very disturbed by his lack of policy clarity especially at the 2nd debate. When Cruz withdrew, I was angry and upset as he had my support and vowed to never vote Trump. I was equally pissed when Trump supporters told me that I had to "Get over it!".
Guess what? I am voting for Trump. I have processed these events and there is no way that I want HRC in office and the further destruction that she will do to my country. I respect those of you that won't vote Trump as you have your own thoughts to process. What I hate is the circular firing squads with the non-sensical name calling. Except for obvious trolls. Pile on as I know the horde can do so well Posted by: Cheri at May 26, 2016 02:36 PM (oiNtH) Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 02:36 PM (klBFi) Posted by: exceptionism at May 26, 2016 02:36 PM (79WyN) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 02:36 PM (qCMvj) 695
So Charles is going to vote for Johnson even though he picked a pro gun control VP. So much for Cookes militaristic defense of the 2A.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 26, 2016 02:36 PM (LYCUN) 696
Someone done stole his biceps.
I hope Nero does a companion piece to this with the tag, "Are you gay enough to vote for Trump?" We can have a Zoolander battle of the male models to decide the election. I think that would be fitting. Posted by: Thatch at May 26, 2016 02:37 PM (pBZp4) 697
And if by "man enough," the Hellary campaign means "hipster-douchy enough," then yes he is.
Posted by: shinjinrui at May 26, 2016 02:37 PM (4SznG) 698
Undoing Executive Orders
That is enough to make you want to vote for Trump And he said To rebuild the Military Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 02:37 PM (Ozsfq) 699
687 Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at May 26, 2016 02:34 PM (EXEKp)
Treacher is unstable and has been for a while.. Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 02:35 PM (aQQbl) Hasn't been right since the State Department ran him over in DC. Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 26, 2016 02:37 PM (RD7QR) 700
why aren't CJ and C CW Cooke required to have a Mathematical Proof WRT how Liberty and Conservatism are best served having a lunatic democrat in office?
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:35 PM (g8Hfr) You are correct sir! Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 26, 2016 02:37 PM (QPdNE) 701
when was the last time a politician "earned" our vote on the national level?
Posted by: nckate at May 26, 2016 02:37 PM (IZFV4) 702
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at May 26, 2016 02:31 PM (Uy8SG)
Its the first hit on Google . He said Bush knew and was told by George Tenent. He said it in Oct. I'd post the quote but I get the error message on pasting the text. Google Trump says Bush knew of attack. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 02:38 PM (JJev6) 703
638 -
No, that's not it. Troyriser is an annoying twit and should do what he says and go away. I couldn't possibly care less who he votes for. Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2016 02:38 PM (wTMA5) 704
Ah Shit....
Treacher is part of the Never Trumper Perfesser BowTie elite? Damn I was hoping he was healing. Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:38 PM (g8Hfr) 705
"Trump - Sen. Warren is as Native American as I am. "
Is this a factually correct actual quote? If so.... *SPROING!!!* Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 02:38 PM (ptqRm) 706
Stock photos have rights too! Just another example of the Reich Wing trying to restrict the franchise!
Posted by: broseidon on his magic glowing square at May 26, 2016 02:38 PM (mozDO) 707
"You Trump-lovingfuckwads made him the GOP nominee. Don't blame me or others like me if your Beloved Dear Leader proves incapable of defeating Hillary Clinton, arguably the worst politician of either party in the last 100 years."
Trump isn't running. Trump is just doing this for ratings. Trump won't beat Jeb! Trump won't beat Trump is a stalking horse for Hillary. Trump will be out of it by the fall. Trump dissed McCain..he's finished. Trump called all Mexicans rapists...he's finished. Trump won't show up for the debates. Trump said Megyn was menstruating...he's finished. Trump is skipping the Fox debate...he's finished. Trump won't make it till Iowa. Trump won't make it past New Hampshire. Trump will lose South Carolina. Trump will lose the entire South. Trump won't win Florida. Trump allowed Michelle Fields to be attacked. Trump won't win the rust belt. Trump won't be the nominee...no way no how. Trump won't get to 1237. We will have a contested convention. Trump won't mention Hillary's scandals. Trump won't poll better than Hillary ever. Thanks for your latest prediction. Know I know for sure Trump is the next POTUS. Posted by: The Demise Of Trump Brigade at May 26, 2016 02:38 PM (G0vb2) 708
Trump - As president I will be unwinding executive actions. If he says he'll repeal everything Barry has done I may need a moment alone Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 02:38 PM (493sH) 709
Can we start talking about actually breaking apart the Republican party? I mean, we've talked about it in an abstract sense, but not in anything actionable. How do we get there from here?
I think it has to start with people on our side doing what Bernie did. Bernie isn't a Democrat, he's an independent (socialist) who caucuses with the democrats. Would it be possible for some of us to do that? What if the Freedom Caucus all decided to change their party to Independent, and call themselves Constitutionalist, and just caucus with the Republicans? Maybe we could get a Constitutionalist Governor somewhere (Perry? Walker?). At some point, you've got a legitimate, actionable 3rd party right? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 26, 2016 02:39 PM (KUaJL) 710
CCWC is posting butthurt over ace's comments on Twitter. Does this mean the love affair is over? Thank God. CCWC is insufferable.
Posted by: gm at May 26, 2016 02:39 PM (4ueYo) 711
"....the insufferable prick Jim Treacher."
No legal action is being planned, but I think if you check, I've got exclusive rights to the word "insufferable" in combination with "twit", all linked back to writers with British accents. Posted by: jwest at May 26, 2016 02:39 PM (Zs4uk) 712
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks Treacher is a loon. He's definitely a few cards short of a full deck.
Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at May 26, 2016 02:39 PM (EXEKp) 713
It's official: the conservative professional punditry has finally gone insane. The Trump Derangement Syndrome has taken over, and while I'm not a Trump fan, there are literally no better choices.
The Howes, Shapiros, Cookes, et al, are holding a torch for a girlfriend who is never returning. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 26, 2016 02:39 PM (bc7LP) 714
By the way, Cooke really is reading here. He posted a screenshot of one comment. Not a happy one.
I'd like to see you do that to the insufferable prick Jim Treacher. Treacher is a mixed bag. He can be great, and he can be almost psychotically furious and confusing. I think he's a hilarious guy a lot of the time but he gets so vein-burstingly hulk-like angry on the turn of a dime, its hard to understand. No public figure ever "earns" my vote. My puny (well literally meaningless, in my state) little vote is based on my analysis of the situation. It's a hiring decision, no more no less. Yeah I'm kind of in that camp; I despise all politicians by default, although some I grow to appreciate and like (George W Bush for example) even if I disagree with them. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:39 PM (39g3+) Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 02:39 PM (QDnY+) 716
>>>Can you acknowledge you said the same thing not too long ago?
I did say that -- when there were still alternatives besides Hillary Clinton and I wanted ot register how seriously I opposed Orange Julius Caesar. However, the only alternative now to Trump is Hillary. People seem serious about voting for her -- to the extent that to even say "I'll work to defeat Hillary" is considered *CONTROVERSIAL.* There's a difference between disputing a claim (like "I want to beat Hillary") and acting as if it's controversial and fringe. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:39 PM (dciA+) 717
Fool. She truly believes the opposition to her is gender based.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 26, 2016 02:40 PM (J9FkY) 718
It's 6 months until Election Day.
Lots of time for Trump to make the sale. Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 02:40 PM (7lVbc) 719
If Hillary isn't the D nominee, then what?
Some of us are coming around to #NeverHillary beating #NeverTrump. But does #NeverBernie trump #NeverTrump. I suppose most of us will get there, because Bernie's a crazy socialist. But does #NeverBiden trump #NeverTrump? This isn't academic. I bet on Biden in the summer of 2015, as it's Obama's best way to get a third term. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 26, 2016 02:40 PM (r1fLd) Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 02:40 PM (493sH) 721
If hillary wins, think about how quickly her administration could start destroying us. I'm sure a lot of the lawyers and policy makers in obama's administration would overlap. It would basically be business as usual, with very little transition. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 02:40 PM (qCMvj) 722
Its the first hit on Google . He said Bush knew and was told by George Tenent. He said it in Oct. I'd post the quote but I get the error message on pasting the text. Google Trump says Bush knew of attack.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 02:38 PM (JJev6) Hey, look at that! I was looking at the wrong debate yesterday. Trump is a psuedo-Truther. Nice to know I wasn't completely nuts - at least on this issue. Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 02:41 PM (mFkVC) 723
So of course this is Ace's blog and he can say whatever he wants and ban whomever he wants.
But yesterday he WAS literally calling on those of who won't for Trump, ever, to Shut Up. That is, stop saying exactly the things he was saying up to about 4 seconds before that. Because of polls. And further, he went ad explicitly questioned the motives and character of those, like me, who say "Sorry, nope, not voting that idiot." This is not just shit stirring. It's calling on someone we like, Ace, to stop acting like those he usually criticizes. Change your mind - yes. Of course. Reason with us why you changed your mind - yes. Of course. That's what makes this blog so interesting. But go crazy on us by questioning the motives of those who disagree with you? Please, don't. That would be really depressing. Posted by: chris not rock at May 26, 2016 02:41 PM (dX5s2) 724
"the more I didn't like what I saw"
I think Trump is going to be president. More and more people think this. I believe God protects me. I don't fear Trump being President. Lots of people can not stand being on the losing side. I'm not one of them but several people I am close to are. Once a "can't stand to lose" person decides Trump is going to win they are not going to like you talking down Trump. I have had a person who depends on me for their livelihood get in my face and threaten me over a similar item. Shocked me. I've never ever seen that used as a plot device in a book. Didn't realized it existed till I was hit by it. Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 02:41 PM (j2xmV) 725
Hasn't been right since the State Department ran him over in DC.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 26, 2016 02:37 PM (RD7QR) ________________________________________ Yea, and that might make me look both ways one more time before stepping off the curb, but that's no reason for me to go all Gary Busey. Dayum! Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 02:41 PM (aQQbl) 726
So Charles is going to vote for Johnson even though he picked a pro gun control VP
He claims that he never said that, just some joke. Who knows? But he's doing good work hammering Couric on that fauxumentary about guns. These guys are still on our side, even if they're dumb on some things. You always have to take that with any friends or people you work with. We'd never get anywhere with any relationship if everyone had to be ideological clones. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:42 PM (39g3+) 727
"Trump - Sen. Warren is as Native American as I am. "
Is this a factually correct actual quote? If so.... *SPROING!!!* Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 02:38 PM (ptqRm) That was a quote I saw on the screen. He was ripping her. She's ineffective except for having a big mouth. Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2016 02:42 PM (493sH) 728
I guess we run in different circles or something, though I follow some of the same people you'd mentioned.
Cooke isn't for Johnston. And I haven't seen a lot of #NeverTrump people saying they'll vote for Clinton. I sure as hell won't. I respect people who understand that Trump is terrible but Clinton is worse. They acknowledge his issues but believe that they won't be rose than Clinton. I can't stand people who defend Trump to the last T and that he's perfect and has no issues and just join the CLUB man! I disagree that Trump will be better, but that doesn't mean I'm for Clinton. I want neither of them, and I won't vote for either. Posted by: Patrick Henry, the 2nd at May 26, 2016 02:42 PM (jTy8z) 729
Hey I think he looks pretty hot.
Posted by: The Bear at May 26, 2016 02:43 PM (k8tEg) 730
>>>Thanks for your latest prediction. Know I know for sure Trump is the next POTUS.
Posted by: The Demise Of Trump Brigade at May 26, 2016 02:38 PM (G0vb2)>>> I for one have never bought into the "Trump is Doomed" arguments. But I am curious as to what explanation that the GOPe can give as to why they oppose Trump other than he's "not one of us." On policy, he's pretty much the same as Romney: socially liberal and loves big government. Even pretends to be against illegal immigration. Yet, it's the Romney, Ryan, and Bush types that are the hold outs against him? I don't get it. I can see a conservative being hesitant to support him, but not these guys. Posted by: gm at May 26, 2016 02:43 PM (4ueYo) 731
are you man enough to welcome this man into your asshole (vote hilary)
Posted by: Ben H at May 26, 2016 02:43 PM (gJEsZ) 732
But yesterday he WAS literally calling on those of who won't for Trump, ever, to Shut Up.
From my reading of the post, he was telling pundits like RedState and so on, not people here. Its always best to extend friends the courtesy of the benefit of the doubt, isn't it? Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:43 PM (39g3+) 733
On second glance....that guy is giving me the jihadi vibe.
Less hipster, more weird intensity. Ugh. Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 02:43 PM (NOIQH) 734
714 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:39 PM (39g3+)
The Secret Service tried to kill him IIRC.... Jim has never came back and it saddens me deeply. Once upon a time I was a good writer, and more funny.... Jim, Patterico, Iowahawk Afirca Chick and others were there. I hope treacher finds peace and happiness no matter where partisan passions place us. Jim Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:44 PM (g8Hfr) 735
Ith he man enough to wide the 333 twain?
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 26, 2016 02:44 PM (FwRqg) 736
>>>ace - "neocon agenda"? Huh?
the discredited idea that american military intervention can somehow produce peaceful civil societies. I bought into it (having previously been against nation building). The idea is now discredited anew. And yet the foreign policy "intellectuals" of the party just won't give up on it, despite the fact that it is simultaneously 1, politically unpopular and 2, entirely discredited by facts. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:44 PM (dciA+) Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2016 02:44 PM (kTF2Z) 738
Change your mind - yes. Of course. Reason with us why you changed your mind - yes. Of course. That's what makes this blog so interesting.
But go crazy on us by questioning the motives of those who disagree with you? Please, don't. That would be really depressing. Posted by: chris not rock at May 26, 2016 02:41 PM (dX5s2) he was writing that to the right -o-phere political punditry read up thread or are you too invested in being butthurt Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 02:44 PM (zOTsN) 739
Well the neo -con,nevertrumper brain trusts can at least hope trump loses... Then they'll get their Pyrrhic victory....Hope it's worth it to them..
Posted by: donna at May 26, 2016 02:44 PM (O2RFr) 740
One weird thing I think is happening - I find myself falling into this - is that Hil is SO bad it makes one think that Trump couldn't POSSIBLY be as bad as he actually is. It stretches reasonable belief.
So you start forgetting the awful stuff Trump has said and done. But then you read an old story or are reminded of an incident or actually listen to him speaking again and are reminded, yeah, he can be as absurdly bad as he is. Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 02:44 PM (mFkVC) 741
by the way, this wasn't really about blog commenters, you know.
It was from looking at Red State and NRO and seeing literally NOTHING but anti-trump, pro-hillary posts from masthead to endpage. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:28 PM (dciA+) Well, thanks for clarifying that now. But I just reread it and it still came across as criticizing those of us who are not willing to vote for Trump even though we despise Hillary and everything she stands for. At the risk of sounding melodramatic, my decision to no longer vote for Trump was somewhat agonizing. I had been growing more and more disturbed with his candidacy and I mean genuinely disturbed. I think he has been an incredibly toxic demagogue, and I'm not okay with that. It was not an impulsive decision, and who knows, maybe it will change. But berating me - this is not necessarily directed at thou, ace - is not going to move me. A case needs to be made that I agree with and "but Hillary! " is not currently cutting it. Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at May 26, 2016 02:45 PM (uz/Pv) 742
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>>Treacher is unstable and has been for a while.. Guy is a lunatic. Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 02:36 PM (klBFi) he banned me from his twitter feed years ago and then he randomly unblocked me so now i see his stuff every once and a while.... Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 02:45 PM (0O7c5) 743
"He said Bush knew [about 9/11] and was told by George Tenent."
I don't blame Bush for 9/11, but he whiffed. The CIA couldn't tell the FBI that this guy bin Laden was planning a domestic attack, else they'd be committing a felony, thank you Jamie Gorelick, peace be unto her. So they told Bush in August 2011 that bin Laden was planning a domestic attack in the hope that a light bulb would go off so that he'd tell the FBI. He didn't. Had the FBI looked, they had reports of strange guys paying to learn to fly big jets who didn't care about how to land. It could have played differently. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 26, 2016 02:45 PM (r1fLd) 744
Let me know when we're forced to sew a scarlet "H" onto our clothing.
Posted by: dissent555 at May 26, 2016 02:45 PM (VFhMt) 745
Not voting for the nominee is voting for Obama.
Posted by: Smart Power 2008-2012 at May 26, 2016 02:45 PM (LYCUN) 746
"She's ineffective except for having a big mouth."
She may have a big mouth. But it's not a purty mouth. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 02:45 PM (ptqRm) 747
I wonder if any of these chumps are man enough to walk into a recruiting station?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2016 02:45 PM (lTgSZ) 748
Bumper sticker suggestion:
"I'll vote for Hillary when you can pry my ballot out of my cold dead hand." Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2016 02:46 PM (DnvAO) 749
>>>He claims that he never said that, just some joke. Who knows?
he says he didn't mean that. I don't know what he meant. I cannot conceive of any possible other interpretation. Maybe there's some british sitcom where that's a catchphrase and i'm just not aware of it. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:46 PM (dciA+) 750
Ace is a special case. Ace needs to protect his brand. See Scott Adams (dilbert.com) for explanations. If someone is a proprietor they have to insure that their site has the right tone or go out of business. In the end Ace is management. Tough job.
Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 02:46 PM (jN+3o) 751
I never cared enough to notice, but just realized female Ghostbusters opens before Republican convention and week before Democrat convention. I think the box offices will be the bellwether for November - flops, it's Trump BIGGLY; does big, stock up on alcohol and ammo.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 26, 2016 02:46 PM (HCv3S) 752
But I am curious as to what explanation that the GOPe can give as to why they oppose Trump other than he's "not one of us." On policy, he's pretty much the same as Romney: socially liberal and loves big government. Even pretends to be against illegal immigration.
I think they're mostly upset that he's uncontrollable and embarrasses them at cocktail parties. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:46 PM (39g3+) 753
733 On second glance....that guy is giving me the jihadi vibe.
Less hipster, more weird intensity. Ugh. Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 02:43 PM (NOIQH) I agree. They're going to find ISIS recruiting documents and bomb making parts in his basement after he's killed following his killing spree. Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 02:46 PM (N1Wpo) 754
why aren't CJ and C CW Cooke required to have a
Mathematical Proof WRT how Liberty and Conservatism are best served having a lunatic democrat in office? Posted by: sven10077 You sure ask a lot of damn-fool questions, fellah. Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 02:47 PM (RFeQD) 755
"...now i see his stuff every once and a while...."
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 02:45 PM (0O7c5) He's flashing you; or do you seek him out? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2016 02:47 PM (Zu3d9) 756
738 Change your mind - yes. Of course. Reason with us why you changed your mind - yes. Of course. That's what makes this blog so interesting.
But go crazy on us by questioning the motives of those who disagree with you? Please, don't. That would be really depressing. Posted by: chris not rock at May 26, 2016 02:41 PM (dX5s2) he was writing that to the right -o-phere political punditry read up thread or are you too invested in being butthurt? No, I was begin civil assh*le. Posted by: chris not rock at May 26, 2016 02:47 PM (dX5s2) Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 02:48 PM (jN+3o) 758
oh okay:
Charles says "Man enough for Johnson" means "This guy is man enough to take a johnson." I... would not have thought Charles would make that joke. He strikes me as more Fawlty Towers and less Benny Hill. But people surprise you! Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:48 PM (dciA+) 759
No, I was begin civil assh*le.
Posted by: chris not rock at May 26, 2016 02:47 PM (dX5s2) you arent so civil. you werent yesterday. you arent today Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 02:48 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 02:48 PM (ptqRm) 761
754 Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 02:47 PM (RFeQD)
The mutation that gave me speech does have me run on... If C CW Cooke is reading I'd really *love* to see the math. Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:48 PM (g8Hfr) 762
A PBJ, some fritos and a glass of milk sure would hit the spot right now.
Posted by: Weasel at May 26, 2016 02:49 PM (6xtq3) 763
Trump is saying (in ND) that the US government should get some of the profits from the Keystone pipeline.
Now, there's always the possibility this is one of those Amazing Verbal Ninja moments of his where he's saying something stupid just to throw liberals off guard, which I'm told is what every statement of his that isn't conservative actually is, or the other possibility is that he would effectively nationalize industry in order to give government a stake in certain favored companies. Posted by: Cody's Feed Bag at May 26, 2016 02:49 PM (XiVKO) 764
I hope treacher finds peace and happiness no matter where partisan passions place us.
I agree, and if he's reading, brother I hope you can find peace and get some help. He's one of us, just wound to tight. It can happen. We need to be patient and work with people like that, not treat them as enemies. We have real enemies out there that want us literally dead. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:49 PM (39g3+) 765
the discredited idea that american military intervention can somehow produce peaceful civil societies.
I bought into it (having previously been against nation building). The idea is now discredited anew. And yet the foreign policy "intellectuals" of the party just won't give up on it, despite the fact that it is simultaneously 1, politically unpopular and 2, entirely discredited by facts. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:44 PM (dciA+) I think blanket assertions are dangerous. And not everyone you would label as a "neocon" ( and i hate that label) would agree that their idea was for the US Military to produce peaceful societies. Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 02:49 PM (Ozsfq) 766
So it's pretty well settled that Charles C. W. Cooke is a clown. I'm interested in what horde members think of Tom Rogan. He's the mumbling drunk on The McLaughlin Group. A while back I decided that NRO had gone to hell and quit reading it. I couldn't put my finger on exactly why. Now I think Cooke and Rogan were a big part of it. Posted by: Ed Anger at May 26, 2016 02:49 PM (RcpcZ) 767
>>>751 I never cared enough to notice, but just realized female Ghostbusters opens before Republican convention and week before Democrat convention. I think the box offices will be the bellwether for November - flops, it's Trump BIGGLY; does big, stock up on alcohol and ammo.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 26, 2016 02:46 PM (HCv3S)>>> I never even considered that "not flopping" was a possibility. Posted by: gm at May 26, 2016 02:49 PM (4ueYo) 768
Cooke doesn't even vote, he's not an American. He is so annoying.
Posted by: bjk at May 26, 2016 02:50 PM (x2rNW) 769
Hey, we've found the leading man for Marco's gay porn movie. Little Marco will be his twink. And he'll be ready for Hillary. Ready for her strap-on as well.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 02:50 PM (DW+jj) 770
We had one moron in good standing say he would vote for Biden " in a heartbeat" over Trump or Clinton.I cannot conceive of such a thing.Biden is the continuation of. Obama even more so than Hillary.
Posted by: steevy at May 26, 2016 02:50 PM (B48dK) 771
GOPe doesn't like Trump because he is a populist. He does things to be popular. GOPe just tells lies to be popular.
two Does bad ... four Lies good Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 02:50 PM (j2xmV) 772
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at May 26, 2016 02:50 PM (EXEKp) 773
Captain America isn't gay.... but he's been a deep cover operative for Hydra the whole time
http://tinyurl.com/jxy2373 Sure, he wears red white and blue on the outside, but on the inside? It turns out Steve Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America, supports the evil, former Nazi organization, Hydra. ---- Of course they equate Hydra to Trump as well. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 02:51 PM (/CXhS) 774
It's 6 months until Election Day.
Lots of time for Trump to make the sale. Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 02:40 PM (7lVbc) You're assuming he plans too. He has gotten this thing tied up for a few weeks now and I'm still waiting. What I expect is for him to try to make the sale to the mushy middle and even disaffected Bernie voters, not to me. But we shall see. Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at May 26, 2016 02:51 PM (uz/Pv) 775
... but I ALWAYS stock up on ammo and alcohol.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2016 02:51 PM (Z+1Ng) 776
758 oh okay:
Charles says "Man enough for Johnson" means "This guy is man enough to take a johnson." I... would not have thought Charles would make that joke. He strikes me as more Fawlty Towers and less Benny Hill. But people surprise you! Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:48 PM (dciA+) That was my first thought. It was later I thought he was referring to Gary Johnson. Posted by: Northernlurker at May 26, 2016 02:51 PM (hJrjt) 777
>>>the discredited idea that american military intervention can somehow produce peaceful civil societies.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:44 PM (dciA+) >>> Well, I think that post WWII shows that it actually can, if you're willing to use overwhelming force, mercilessly crush your enemies, and exert maximum control over governance and rule of law. But, half assing it like in Iraq and Afghanistan clearly doesn't work. Posted by: gm at May 26, 2016 02:52 PM (4ueYo) 778
"If he says he'll repeal everything Barry has done I may need a moment alone"
In your bunk I presume. Posted by: The Demise Of Trump Brigade at May 26, 2016 02:52 PM (G0vb2) Posted by: Sexypig at May 26, 2016 02:52 PM (UBBWX) 780
The GOPe politicians are already falling in line behind Trump, in case p we people haven't noticed.
Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at May 26, 2016 02:52 PM (uz/Pv) 781
Charles says "Man enough for Johnson" means "This guy is man enough to take a johnson."
I... would not have thought Charles would make that joke. He strikes me as more Fawlty Towers and less Benny Hill. But people surprise you! Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:48 PM (dciA+) That's the biggest clarification of the year so far. Sometimes you need to put a little english on the 'ol hastag, there, Charles. Posted by: TexasDan at May 26, 2016 02:52 PM (M0ddJ) 782
773 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 02:51 PM (/CXhS)
Oh good....I think the Marv writers are fixing to kill Cap to punish our win in November... Cap is so hard a spy he fucking froze himself for 20-40 years to create his deep cover legend. Asshole Anti-American cocksuckers. Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:52 PM (g8Hfr) 783
"I never even considered that "not flopping" was a possibility."
If I was a trillionaire I would buy the right to all the flops and do a reality show where we-the-unwashed fixed our betters flops. Ghostbusters could be fixed with the right amount of female nudity. Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 02:53 PM (j2xmV) 784
the discredited idea that american military intervention can somehow produce peaceful civil societies. I bought into it (having previously been against nation building). The idea is now discredited anew. And yet the foreign policy "intellectuals" of the party just won't give up on it, despite the fact that it is simultaneously 1, politically unpopular and 2, entirely discredited by facts. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:44 PM (dciA+) True, it's politically unpopular just now, but if done right it's the best way to bring peace to the world. Lot's of people jumped on the bandwagon when Iraqis were waving purple fingers around. What fell apart was the displacing a strong crazy leader with a strong sane leader. The US should colonize the losers on a 100 year timetable. Exercise total control. All children are taught only English. Religion and State separation more strict than here. Ease the defeated populous into the governing business gradually over 50 to 75 years. Let them govern themselves (to a high extent) for the last 25 years. If everything is going well, give them "independence" until the first fuck up, then come back down on them hard. We had the right idea, just too many pussies in office to pull it off the way it should have been done. Posted by: jwest at May 26, 2016 02:53 PM (Zs4uk) 785
I bought into it (having previously been against nation building). The idea is now discredited anew. And yet the foreign policy "intellectuals" of the party just won't give up on it, despite the fact that it is simultaneously 1, politically unpopular and 2, entirely discredited by facts.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:44 PM (dciA+) Not discredited, just situational. In Germany and Japan, it seems to have been successful, but they had completely different cultural, historical, and tribal roots. The middle east is a pretty big stew pot of tribal grievances, and they translate democracy into, "Now we can punish our tribal enemies since we won an election." Of course, the same thing is happening here, so maybe we do not have the right cultural make-up to maintain our nation building here at home either. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 02:53 PM (3ZoRf) 786
I worked up my own variation of this ad, but coming from the opposite direction, both genderwise and supportwise. What do you think?
http://tinyurl.com/jjamha2 (Link to Twitter) #WomanEnoughToNotVoteHillary Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 26, 2016 02:53 PM (4df7R) 787
782 They've been playing this game with Cap since the 60's.
Posted by: steevy at May 26, 2016 02:53 PM (B48dK) 788
Ace the problem is not that the US military cannot inflict peace....
the problem is the left will never let the GOP wage war in ways they themselves will happily try. They undermine any foreign policy they themselves do not initiate. Period. Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:54 PM (g8Hfr) 789
Well, I think that post WWII shows that it actually can, if you're willing to use overwhelming force, mercilessly crush your enemies, and exert maximum control over governance and rule of law. But, half assing it like in Iraq and Afghanistan clearly doesn't work.
Posted by: gm at May 26, 2016 02:52 PM (4ueYo) Well yes half assing it will not work and it will be difficult, not impossible but difficult, to work in a muslim country. Almost impossible to work in a muslim country now a days at least with our PC attitude. Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 02:54 PM (Ozsfq) 790
>>>the discredited idea that american military intervention can somehow produce peaceful civil societies.
Imperial Japan on line 1 for you, Boss. Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 02:54 PM (klBFi) 791
Captain America comics or movie?
Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 02:54 PM (7lVbc) 792
Asshole Anti-American cocksuckers.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:52 PM (g8Hfr) Yep. Can't have any heroes. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 02:54 PM (/CXhS) 793
I used to believe we could pacify the ME as well. Just go in, shoot the evil bad guy tyrants and voila, the population would be transformed into Jeffersonian republicans for limited government and principles espouse in the Declaration.
That was the biggest crock of bullshit I've ever believed. American (and Western) Exceptionalism. It's a thing. It's a culture way of thinking that gets primitive man out of his ooze. The ME ain't out of the ooze, and never will for oh, at least another 1000 years or so. They need brutal tyrants to keep them in line. Otherwise they go ISIS. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 02:54 PM (DW+jj) 794
Extreme neocon interventionism has dramatically lost credibility and popularity, its true. Conservatives need to redefine their international approach. The thing that Republicans absolutely must NOT do, however, is swing back all the way to the opposite extreme and become isolationists.
Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 02:54 PM (mFkVC) 795
Have I mentioned that Target stock down another .42 percent today?
No reason, just tossing it out there. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 02:54 PM (ptqRm) 796
787 Posted by: steevy at May 26, 2016 02:53 PM (B48dK)
Yes and he was: a clone, a faker, a nut, deep undercover as a quadruple agent etc etc I am sick and tired of asshole emo writers inflicting their politics on this character. Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:55 PM (g8Hfr) 797
the discredited idea that american military intervention can somehow produce peaceful civil societies
It can, but it takes patience, unity, and time. We had none as a nation, so effectively; you're right in this society. It is a fiction, today. It wasn't in the past. I think the Marv writers are fixing to kill Cap to punish our win in November... Again? This is just some double agent crap, they're desperate for readers and attention in comic book companies. Their readership keeps plunging rather than growing as they thought it would with the films. The art is amazing, but they charge like 5 bucks an issue for 22 pages of crap writing. People just don't have any interest in that. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:55 PM (39g3+) 798
Can you give some examples, gm?
Because I'm having a tough time thinking of countries we dominated post WWII and forced freedom upon. Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 02:55 PM (kZVsz) 799
Thugs offered scholarships to play sports at Baylor. While there, they act like thugs and then everyone is surprised? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 02:55 PM (iQIUe) 800
Trump is saying (in ND) that the US government should get some of the profits from the Keystone pipeline.
Now, there's always the possibility this is one of those Amazing Verbal Ninja moments of his where he's saying something stupid just to throw liberals off guard, which I'm told is what every statement of his that isn't conservative actually is, or the other possibility is that he would effectively nationalize industry in order to give government a stake in certain favored companies. Posted by: Cody's Feed Bag at May 26, 2016 02:49 PM (XiVKO) Well, at least he appears to be open to the expansion of the Keystone XL, as opposed to both Ogabe and Hillaroid. As to government "getting part of the profits", well, they do as a matter of course. Permits, right-of-way leases, etc., etc. I would simply regard that statement as shorthand for, "of course, a rising tide lifts all boats". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 02:55 PM (35BaE) 801
"What I expect is for him to try to make the sale to the mushy middle and even disaffected Bernie voters, not to me."
Oh dear. We'll have to send Mr. Trump to your place immediately. Voter #73,429,342 hasn't been personally attended to yet. Posted by: The Demise Of Trump Brigade at May 26, 2016 02:56 PM (G0vb2) 802
you cannot assume you can bring the same level of post war success to islamic countries that we did to germany or japan the culture is resistant. We can not force it from the outside. The best we can hope for is to contain it within the ME Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 02:56 PM (zOTsN) 803
I want to punch that beardy fooker right in the mug just to see the glitter fly!-------Pug Mahon
Little known fact: lefties bleed glitter. You just need to make them bleed to see it. Swearsies. Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 26, 2016 02:56 PM (0x/TW) 804
Ignoramus makes a good point. If your opposition to #NeverTrump is because you're afraid of Hillary as being a uniquely wicked and corrupt force, what if the Dems maneuver her out of the nomination before the DNC?
This vain hope for a white knight to save us from Trump was based on the polls, right? We saw that Trump was going to win the nomination but was getting crushed by Hillary in just about every poll, sometimes by as much as 15-18 points. Well, the polls changed, as they are wont to do. The Dems were glad to back Hillary when she looked like a sure thing to win - what about if she starts losing in every poll? What if they realize how many people seem to be signalling that their vote for Trump is really just a vote against Hillary? Well, then here comes Biden 2016. Is #NeverBiden really going to take off after we've seen 8 years of his bumbling? Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 26, 2016 02:56 PM (kumBu) 805
791 Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 02:54 PM (7lVbc)
Comics... Disney's tell him to go fuck yourself he makes too much money for the Film version.... "be more subtle in your hatreds and take their cash kid" //Mick E Maus CEO Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:56 PM (g8Hfr) 806
791 Captain America comics or movie?
Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 02:54 PM (7lVbc) Comics Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 02:56 PM (/CXhS) 807
Because I'm having a tough time thinking of countries we dominated post WWII and forced freedom upon.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 02:55 PM (kZVsz) Besides South Korea? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 02:57 PM (Ozsfq) 808
Well, I think that post WWII shows that it actually can, if you're willing to use overwhelming force, mercilessly crush your enemies, and exert maximum control over governance and rule of law. But, half assing it like in Iraq and Afghanistan clearly doesn't work.
Posted by: gm at May 26, 2016 02:52 PM (4ueYo) In other words, act like a colonial power. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 02:57 PM (35BaE) 809
Aaaaaaand Mr. Cooke's dim enough to rebut:
https://twitter.com/charlescwcooke/status/735899522296086528 Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 02:23 PM (9krrF) ah, he called out Ace /sigh like a child time to get some other real life stuff done Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 02:57 PM (qCMvj) 810
Art Briles is man enough to get shit-canned.
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 02:57 PM (qUNWi) 811
I used to believe we could pacify the ME as well. Just go in, shoot the evil bad guy tyrants and voila, the population would be transformed into Jeffersonian republicans for limited government and principles espouse in the Declaration.
That was the biggest crock of bullshit I've ever believed. American (and Western) Exceptionalism. It's a thing. It's a culture way of thinking that gets primitive man out of his ooze. The ME ain't out of the ooze, and never will for oh, at least another 1000 years or so. They need brutal tyrants to keep them in line. Otherwise they go ISIS. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 02:54 PM (DW+jj) this. a million times this Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 02:57 PM (zOTsN) 812
Have I mentioned that Target stock down another .42 percent today?
Yeah I thought at first it was just big box store woes, but this chart convinced me otherwise: http://tinyurl.com/zc8ngpt The red line is Target. The others are big box stores like Costco and Wal*Mart Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:58 PM (39g3+) 813
If it were me I'd hand it off to HR, wash my hands, and take the afternoon off.. I have no idea the blow back that COULD happen, I only know it ain't my job to go all kamikaze over something like this.
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 02:25 PM (aQQbl) _____________________ This^^^ x's 10,000... Posted by: Kudzu King at May 26, 2016 02:58 PM (HSmrB) 814
Wow Cooke is reading comments as they post . . . he replied to my 2:50 comment at 2:52 via Twitter. He's got a year to go until he votes, FYI. Then I will take him off the "Buttoutalready" list of shame for foreigners who won't just BUTTOUTALREADY including Piers Morgan, Sarah Kliff, David Frum, et al.
Posted by: bjk at May 26, 2016 02:58 PM (x2rNW) 815
797 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 02:55 PM (39g3+)
They have insisted on alienating the very dumbasses who want their kids to strive to be heroes. Pajama Boy is not going to try to teach his kid to live up to Arthurian ideals or the modern Comic ones... *I* did.... You don't advertise a whore house to nuns, and you don't try to sell America hate to patriots. Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 02:58 PM (g8Hfr) 816
WHEN I HEAR THE WORD EFFEMINATE, I THINK BILL KRISTOL.
I think about men who run with their hands flapping around. Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 02:58 PM (qUNWi) 817
Well, then here comes Biden 2016. Is #NeverBiden really going to take off after we've seen 8 years of his bumbling?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 26, 2016 02:56 PM (kumBu) I think a lot of people would vote for Biden over Trump. I myself would never vote for a Democrat for high office. Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at May 26, 2016 02:58 PM (uz/Pv) 818
Find me on twitter @buttoutalready.
Posted by: bjk at May 26, 2016 02:59 PM (x2rNW) Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 26, 2016 02:59 PM (PFy0L) 820
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 26, 2016 02:53 PM (4df7R)
I like it. RT'd Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 03:00 PM (7lVbc) 821
the culture is resistant. We can not force it from the outside.
So was China (Taiwan) and Japan, but we had the patience and drive and unity to get the job done. That's not here any more. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 03:00 PM (39g3+) 822
http://tinyurl.com/jjamha2
#WomanEnoughToNotVoteHillary Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 26, 2016 02:53 PM (4df7R) ______________________________________________________ That's awesome! Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 03:00 PM (aQQbl) 823
Saying things like "you disagree with me because you're too busy being butthurt" IS questioning motives. "I'm a reasonable person, but YOU are governed by emotions."
Is it too much to ask that the comments here have real arguments versus accusations of bad motives? Ace's pleas many threads ago to not do this in the comments are going unheeded. Posted by: chris not rock at May 26, 2016 03:00 PM (dX5s2) 824
Say, Cooke....why not comment here instead of the Twitter platform?
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 26, 2016 03:00 PM (PFy0L) 825
NOOD ACE
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 03:00 PM (ptqRm) 826
819 He got better.
Posted by: steevy at May 26, 2016 03:00 PM (B48dK) 827
What I expect is for him to try to make the sale to the mushy middle and even disaffected Bernie voters, not to me."
Oh dear. We'll have to send Mr. Trump to your place immediately. Voter #73,429,342 hasn't been personally attended to yet. Posted by: The Demise Of Trump Brigade at May 26, 2016 02:56 PM (G0vb2) Because what I meant was that I expected him to personally attend to me. Be obtuse if you will. Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at May 26, 2016 03:00 PM (uz/Pv) 828
The person in the ad could vote for Hillary at any time, since he obviously doesn't have a job.
Unless "manwhore" is a job. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 26, 2016 03:00 PM (j8Jx5) 829
817
I think a lot of people would vote for Biden over Trump. I myself would never vote for a Democrat for high office. Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at May 26, 2016 02:58 PM (uz/Pv) Yeah, I honestly don't get why folks think Hil is worse then Biden. Heck, I think Hil would be very slightly less bad then Obama - which is still awful, of course. Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 03:01 PM (mFkVC) 830
So was China (Taiwan) and Japan, but we had the patience and drive and unity to get the job done. That's not here any more.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 03:00 PM (39g3+) a wiser man than I, Winston Churchill, said it couldnt be done in an islamic nation Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 03:01 PM (zOTsN) 831
785 ... You know who else has completely different cultural, historical, and tribal roots than 1940s Germany and Japan ?
We do. I don't care WHAT army we build or strategy we employ ... we do not have the national will to occupy anything. Stop trying. It's a waste of fvcking time. Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2016 03:01 PM (Z+1Ng) 832
819 Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 26, 2016 02:59 PM (PFy0L)
Yes by Sharon Carter....he worked out and got better... //Don't ask I won't tell Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 03:01 PM (g8Hfr) 833
North Korea was part of that bit of unpleasantness, NGU, and I'm pretty sure we haven't won freedom for anyone up that way.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 03:01 PM (kZVsz) 834
Individual Muslims may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world.
Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 03:01 PM (zOTsN) 835
Nood.
Posted by: HH at May 26, 2016 03:01 PM (DrCtv) 836
How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries, improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live.
A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement, the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Muslims may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome. Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2016 03:02 PM (zOTsN) 837
Assume your vote was the decisive vote that would put Trump in the WH or put Hillary, and you had to vote.
What would make you vote for Hillary over Trump? my personal answer: They are both liars. They both have policies that I think would be disastrous for the country, but i'm not sure if they can implement them. For example, if I knew that Trump couldn't unilaterally start a trade war with China, I'd be more willing to temper my worries about that. Its amazing how its not possible to really know if he could do that or not. That's how much power has been given to the president. SCOTUS picks are huge - so that would be an area where I'd fear Hillary just as much if not more. To vote against Trump and for Hillary, I think I'd need to fear more than his style. Like, fear his personality being truly unstable, that could lead to say nuclear war. (PJ O'Rourke's concern.) Trump has not exactly settled my nerves on that issue, but I assume he's just into conspiracy stuff, but not a full on whacko believer. But if Trump were to show signs of being coookooooo, then yeah, I might take Hillary. But literally, it has to be nuclear war! Posted by: Sexypig at May 26, 2016 03:02 PM (UBBWX) 838
Well, I think that post WWII shows that it actually can, if you're willing to use overwhelming force, mercilessly crush your enemies, and exert maximum control over governance and rule of law. But, half assing it like in Iraq and Afghanistan clearly doesn't work.
Posted by: gm at May 26, 2016 02:52 PM (4ueYo) --------------- Nation-building only works after an unconditional surrender and then only when the the worst elements of the previous regime is purged from society. Which brings us to the ME. The worst element in that region is islam. Until islam is purged from existence, there'll never be a chance of any change. Posted by: Soona at May 26, 2016 03:02 PM (Fmupd) 839
>>>Well yes half assing it will not work and it will be difficult, not impossible but difficult, to work in a muslim country. Almost impossible to work in a muslim country now a days at least with our PC attitude.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 02:54 PM (Ozsfq)>>> Yeah. There is no political will to protect this country beyond our borders, at our borders, or within our borders. It's odd to see Coulter (who used to espouse such a strong ME presence so as to force conversion on the ME to Christianity) strong back a non-interventionalist, to the point of mocking and ridiculing people who hold a position similar to the one she held, essentially, yesterday. Posted by: gm at May 26, 2016 03:02 PM (4ueYo) 840
Imperial Japan on line 1 for you, Boss. China had more to do with that than we did.The Japanaese were scared shitless. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 26, 2016 03:02 PM (lKyWE) 841
North Korea was part of that bit of unpleasantness, NGU, and I'm pretty sure we haven't won freedom for anyone up that way.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 03:01 PM (kZVsz) yeah??? Where is your phone car or appliances made? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 03:02 PM (Ozsfq) 842
Saying things like "you disagree with me because you're too busy being butthurt" IS questioning motives. "I'm a reasonable person, but YOU are governed by emotions."
This is true. It may be quite accurate a depiction, but it is not very winsome or charitable. a wiser man than I, Winston Churchill, said it couldnt be done in an islamic nation And he may very well be right - but we'll never know, not in this culture. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 03:03 PM (39g3+) 843
And the Dems have a unique method of removing Hillary from the nomination if she's tanking in the polls - indictment. So it's less completely unrealistic than the idea that some random conservative celebrity was going to show up and become the GOP 'unification' nominee.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 26, 2016 03:03 PM (kumBu) 844
the discredited idea that american military intervention can somehow produce peaceful civil societies.
I bought into it (having previously been against nation building). The idea is now discredited anew. And yet the foreign policy "intellectuals" of the party just won't give up on it, despite the fact that it is simultaneously 1, politically unpopular and 2, entirely discredited by facts. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2016 02:44 PM (dciA+) Having been in Iraq in the run-up to their second set of elections, I still contend that there was some reason for hope. It would have taken awhile, but I think they might have gotten to stable nationhood. But then we had the SOF cluster and the pullout. It was like the Seahawks losing to the Patriots in Super Bowl 48, except, instead throwing an interception on the goal line just walking over and giving the Patriots the ball. Posted by: ZBBMcFate at May 26, 2016 03:03 PM (k7D+q) 845
Imperial Japan on line 1 for you, Boss.
China had more to do with that than we did.The Japanaese were scared shitless. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 26, 2016 03:02 PM (lKyWE) I don't think so Posted by: Doug Mcarthur at May 26, 2016 03:03 PM (Ozsfq) 846
"Because what I meant was that I expected him to personally attend to me."
No. No. I'm sure Mr. Trump is losing sleep over this matter. We'll have him get on it. Posted by: The Demise Of Trump Brigade at May 26, 2016 03:04 PM (G0vb2) 847
>>>In other words, act like a colonial power.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 02:57 PM (35BaE)>>> Colonial powers really didn't have a strong footprint, and we didn't colonize Germany or Japan. So, no. Not like a colonial power at all. Posted by: gm at May 26, 2016 03:04 PM (4ueYo) 848
I think blanket assertions are dangerous. And not
everyone you would label as a "neocon" ( and i hate that label) would agree that their idea was for the US Military to produce peaceful societies. Posted by: Nevergiveup Everything is different, but people like to make claims by analogy. Like....Well, we sent a man to the moon, so we ought to be able to....(fill in the blank). 'Course people don't say that much anymore. We sort of settled the hash of Germany and Japan after WWII, and sort of imposed a constitutional government on them. We made some progress in Iraq, and then Barack Obama and friends have done quite a bit to undermine this, just to prove that in the long run they were right. A lot of that going on in politics, these days. It harkens back to those giddy days in Viet Nam, when..."We had to destroy the village to save it." I'm not Neocon, or played one on TV, or stayed at a Holiday Inn Express or are even Jewish (and Neocon is frequently used as a slur against Jews, but not here at AoS). But I did want Iraq to succeed, because Bush was right (and subsequent years have proven it), that if popular government took root, it would push out the jihadis. And since Barack poisoned the well, the jihadis (financed by our Sunni Arab friends in the Gulf, who are no friends of popular government anywhere) are back and the killin' is going on in Syria, Iraq, Yemen and elsewhere. It was a long game, and a risk, but the alternatives are starting to prove pretty ghastly. And frankly the biggest risk was on the homefront, and sure enough, the Democrats killed the baby in the crib. Afghanistan was always going to be basket case, because it has been a poor, cruel, tribal society for a very long time, and prospects are slim for it ever being anything else. But Iraq could have been something. If you ever read "Republic of Fear", it is illuminating about what Iraq was like under Saddam, and how it was never going to become something better unless he was removed, and his whole supporting ruling clique, the al-Tikriti clan. Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 03:04 PM (RFeQD) 849
As to government "getting part of the profits", well, they do as a matter of course. Permits, right-of-way leases, etc., etc. I would simply regard that statement as shorthand for, "of course, a rising tide lifts all boats".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 02:55 PM (35BaE) I figure that will be the walkback. Posted by: Cody's Feed Bag at May 26, 2016 03:04 PM (XiVKO) 850
It does realy seem like the battle of our times is more nationalism vs globalism instead of liberty vs bondage.
More's the pity. Because nationalistic bondage is no better than globalistic. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 03:04 PM (39g3+) 851
The middle east is a pretty big stew pot of tribal grievances, and they translate democracy into, "Now we can punish our tribal enemies since we won an election."
hmmmm, sound's like America circa January 2009 Posted by: McCool at May 26, 2016 03:04 PM (TQxRy) 852
Can we have a side view so that we can see his man bun?
Posted by: Buffalbob at May 26, 2016 03:04 PM (8nL8o) 853
"Is #NeverBiden really going to take off after we've seen 8 years of his bumbling? "
In this scenario, Obama breaks with tradition and actively campaigns hand-in-hand with Biden. Joey Choo Choo can play better than Hillary with the cohorts and in the swing states which Trump has shown that he could win. Implicit message is that he'd Obama's Third Term. Sitting here today, Biden/Obama has higher odds of winning than Hillary. The Inner Inner D Party will see this. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 26, 2016 03:05 PM (r1fLd) 854
Ghostbusters could be fixed with the right amount of female nudity.
Excuse me? Have you seen the trailer? I DO NOT WANT to see ANY of those female "ghostbusters" naked, not now, not ever. Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 03:05 PM (N1Wpo) 855
>>>851 It does realy seem like the battle of our times is more nationalism vs globalism instead of liberty vs bondage.
More's the pity. Because nationalistic bondage is no better than globalistic. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 03:04 PM (39g3+)>>> Which do you choose? Global bondage or national bondage? Posted by: gm at May 26, 2016 03:05 PM (4ueYo) 856
OK, really heading off to the reloading bench and garden after this, but ace, I believe your concept (which is widely shared, even "the established perception") of the "neocon agenda" as you stated above is mostly off-base.
Obviously a huge discussion unsuited to this format, but let's assume we're talking Iraq. Just as Germany was invaded and Japan would have been to destroy the regimes there - not to reform them or build peaceful civil societies - Iraq was invaded to remove the regime. Which was, wisely and properly, deemed an intolerable, unmanageable, and uncontainable menace in the post-9/11 world (most reckless and dangerous regime since the 30s, with vast resources, proven ability to apply them to produce weaponry, and extensive ties to terror outfits, incl. typical and preliminary ones with AQ). "Iraqi Freedom" wasn't suddenly an urgent cause post-9/11. Iraqi menace was. Judgement call, but "skeptics" have no serious answers when asked for alternatives - except to incorrectly dismiss the factual framework actually facing decision-makers at the time. "Peaceful civil society" was perhaps an aspiration of some, and obviously woulda been a good result, but regime change was the objective. "Exploiting your victory" is a more cold-blooded and less inspirational, but much more relevant, strategy. In any case all of it academic as the US ended occupation far too quickly, and then of course under Obama simply walked away. Squandering the benefits of taking out the previously-feared badass regime of the eastern Arab world and placing ourselves in a strategic position literally undreamt of by generations of people grappling with the MidEast mess. Try re-running Europe after WWII, except don't intervene in the Greek civil war, or Italian or French politics - heck even forget the Berlin crises - and see how the simulation goes. The iconic geostrategic successes of the 20th century were, at the time, messy and gradual and close-run things that stretched over time. Iraq is precisely that exercise, except done in real life. But it is clear that America as a whole no longer is a serious country able to undertake serious missions in its own interest, so it's troubling to hear Trump and many others talking about "rebuilding" the military. The military needed for the passive, dangerous, and more costly sort of policies Americans will support is a small fraction of what we have (or had 10 years ago). Punitive raids and leadership strikes - beloved of the keyboard strategists here and elsewhere - are generally ineffective outside of puny nuisance adversaries, but we sure as hell don't need 12 carrier groups if that's what we're down to. Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 03:06 PM (QDnY+) 857
>>China had more to do with that than we did.The Japanaese were scared shitless.
Yeah, in a short 50 years or so Bill Clinton would help them secure Nukes. Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 03:06 PM (klBFi) 858
the Dems have a unique method of removing Hillary from the nomination if she's tanking in the polls - indictment.
I'm not really sure that would make a dent in the Clinton Train. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 03:07 PM (39g3+) 859
855 Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 03:05 PM (N1Wpo)
When Lena Dunham is hotter than 75% of your staff... yeah keep 'em holstered gals. Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 03:07 PM (g8Hfr) 860
China had more to do with that than we did.The Japanaese were scared shitless.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 26, 2016 03:02 PM (lKyWE) Uh, I think the citizens of Nanking would like to have a word with you. Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 03:07 PM (N1Wpo) 861
Wait a minute.
Neither Trump, nor Hildebeast, are nominees to their respective Parties. R: July 18-21. D: July 25-28. Let's wait until those are both over before making declarative statements about who to vote for. Posted by: just wait, you won't believe what happens next at May 26, 2016 03:09 PM (25+/B) 862
" It may be that she really needs a psych eval. She wasn't really making sense."
...but enough about our lame duck president's latest press conference in Asia.... Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at May 26, 2016 03:09 PM (mXXEx) 863
I'm not really sure that would make a dent in the Clinton Train.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 03:07 PM (39g3+) Tongue-in-cheek, but I've wondered about this, too. Would an indictment (which of course I never going to happen) on the email charges really dent her campaign much? I have my doubts. Posted by: Cody's Feed Bag at May 26, 2016 03:11 PM (XiVKO) 864
This American Exceptionalism thing needs to be understood. I'd have to rant for paragraphs, but look up "WEIRD", something coined by some researcher.
Basically, as far as the world population goes, Western civ/thinking is on the tails of the distribution. American society is on the tail of that tail. We are the elite of the elite. They've found that what they used to think were hard wired traits in human behavior and thinking are very much not, they are cultural, and doing socio/pyscho experiments on Westerners and Americans in particular are like thinking penguins are representative of all birds. We Americans are penguins, and the majority of the non-western population are the other birds. What we hold dear, how we think, is an exception to the rule of humanity. With that in mind, the idea we're going to impose our system of law and society on these primitive shit holes is just ridiculous. It ain't gonna work. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 03:11 PM (DW+jj) 865
I don't think so Really,Imerial Japan had brutally raped and savaged during the war.The cultural revolution was just kicking off in China bringing a savage communist regime to power who may or may not have been aligned with the Soviet Union. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 26, 2016 03:11 PM (lKyWE) 866
>>the discredited idea that american military intervention can somehow produce peaceful civil societies.
It's not discredited at all. Obama is in Japan today, a peaceful civil society brought about through sustained military AND political action. People can gloss over it all they want but the fact is that when Bush left office Iraq was relatively calm and putting in place the building blocks for a peaceful civil society. It was Obama and the left who blew it all up to keep a campaign pledge. And we have ample proof of what happens when we go in and break shit and leave. Libya is a prime example. We will have more military actions in the future. So to put this in terms related to this election, we can either pull a Hillary and leave a broken country and accept the known disaster it will bring about or we can do a Trump and try to assist in the rebuilding of a new and peaceful nation. One is absolutely guaranteed to fail, the other has a chance of working. Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2016 03:11 PM (/tuJf) 867
50 He's a single issue voter: uni-asexual gender-neutral bathrooms.
Posted by: Hall Monitor at May 26, 2016 01:17 PM (9eYoy) I think we have a new slogan! "Are you uni-asexual cisgender-neutral enough for Hillary?" Trump should hire that guy and have him make soap..cookies or whatever during his rallies. He could give tips on knitting mantyhose while Hillary tries to push her "are you man enough" campaign out. Posted by: The kinder gentler Vapor at May 26, 2016 03:11 PM (09nQ2) 868
Which do you choose? Global bondage or national bondage?
I lose either way. Liberty among man is the best goal on this earth after serving God. Giving that up simply means a matter of who you are enslaved to. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 03:12 PM (39g3+) 869
Which do you choose? Global bondage or national bondage?
Posted by: gm at May 26, 2016 03:05 PM (4ueYo) ----------------- Will there be leather? Posted by: Soona at May 26, 2016 03:13 PM (Fmupd) 870
"We had the right idea, just too many pussies in office to pull it off the way it should have been done."
To all you Neo-Cons and Wannabees. If any nation was responsible for 9/11 it was Saudi Arabia. Do you disagree? Afghanistan needed a quick ass-whipping. But we turned it into a trillion dollar nation building project, and now have dick to show for it. We were talked into invading Iraq with intimations that Iraq would have nukes and use them. Which was bullshit. Mushroom clouds and yellow cake my ass. Lots of blood and treasure lost, and we created a disaster with huge geopolitical implications. It also made Bush weak domestically, which is why he became a Big Spender. A clusterfuck all around. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 26, 2016 03:15 PM (r1fLd) 871
#772 thank you for the authentic western gibberish, Gabby.
Posted by: howard johnson at May 26, 2016 03:15 PM (11H2y) 872
This is insulting to Transgender people and we do not like this. Votes for Senator Sanders to stop this......
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 26, 2016 03:17 PM (NuElX) 873
Chris, an indictment wouldn't hurt Clinton if the Dem machine doesn't want it to hurt Clinton. If everyone outside the Clinton camp goes full bore, I think they can remove her. And I think it gets more and more likely if she keeps tanking in the polls.
Posted by: broseidon on his magic glowing square at May 26, 2016 03:21 PM (mozDO) 874
They might want to place the slogan on the right side of the pencil armed model.
Posted by: Spoonman at May 26, 2016 03:27 PM (PcHwJ) 875
To all you Neo-Cons and Wannabees. If any nation was responsible for 9/11 it was Saudi Arabia. Do you disagree?
You're arguing something cannot work because it did not work. This is an argument from results, not from its merits or drawbacks. The fact that this all ended in failure and misery was not a result of the concept, but in how it was destroyed by traitors from within and an administration that wanted it gone. Like I've said: it could work, and has in the past, but cannot now, because of our culture and the treason of the left. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 03:30 PM (39g3+) 876
Nation building is just a method of pulling a country into the free trade regime. Free trade is just code for no national sovereignty. The world oligarchs are big on free trade. Free trade that is defined by world oligarchs.
That is why nation building results in distruction of a nation and creation of a cooperative economic unit. Clever how they called it nation building. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 26, 2016 03:36 PM (FtrY1) Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 03:40 PM (39g3+) 878
"make a dent in the Clinton Train."
It's all about the vig. Cut federal spending and the Democrats disintegrate. Watch when the democrats go full out. It is always about cutting a budget or firing someone whose livelihood depends on the feds. It could happen under Trump. None of the other candidates even have a chance. Posted by: huh? at May 26, 2016 03:42 PM (jN+3o) 879
I would say that I am MAN enough to vote against an unqualified, venal, shallow, self-serving woman just as I was non-racist enough to vote against an unqualified, venal, shallow, self-serving black man... twice. For you see that reverse racism is still racism and reverse sexism is still sexism. It is just as bad to vote FOR somebody because of their externals as it is to vote AGAINST somebody for that reason. It's still judging a book by its cover, so to speak. This may be too hard to grasp for many of our "elites" today but I'm sure most of you bitter clingers can manage to get it.
Posted by: Nobody Here But Us Bitter Clingers at May 26, 2016 03:46 PM (G57fe) 880
>>>I... would not have thought Charles would make that joke. He strikes me as more Fawlty Towers and less Benny Hill.
But people surprise you!<<< I thought Cooke was a limey. I figured his go-to would be John Thomas. Johnson sounds so street. Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2016 03:51 PM (UzPAd) 881
What happened to Pajama Boy from the Obamacare ads? I'm sure he's man enough to vote for Hillary.
Posted by: brenttemp at May 26, 2016 03:52 PM (JW/e5) 882
Why is he wearing eyeliner?
Posted by: MsYoung at May 26, 2016 04:18 PM (zZqfc) 883
LMGDFAO....
The Progressive ideal man: a queer-looking hipster lumberjack in a tight white t-shirt. I wanna see this guy and pajamboy scratch eachothers' eyes out. Posted by: Sam In VA at May 26, 2016 05:02 PM (bNi5D) 884
Oooohhhh... heeeth very mathculine...!
Posted by: Mr. New Castrati at May 26, 2016 05:05 PM (bNi5D) 885
isn't the hair on his headtoo"perfect" for his beard?
Posted by: Avi at May 26, 2016 05:17 PM (fijdj) 886
that same fucking guy is on an add, same photo, for no shit syphilis!!!!!:
http://tinyurl.com/julmcgb Posted by: Ben H at May 26, 2016 06:40 PM (gJEsZ) 887
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hilarious photo...the next photo shows his peepee?
Posted by: plum at May 26, 2016 10:02 PM (YMH9o) 889
If you can't change a tire, shave the beard
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