Hillary Clinton Failed to Report Multiple Hacking Attempts -- Illegally, Of Course

Naturally.

Plus, below, the State Department can't say the hacks weren't successful.

But let's vote for her because #America.

Posted by: Ace at 06:11 PM

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1 It depends!

Posted by: wooga at May 25, 2016 06:12 PM (ztBLK)

2 (What is... The punchline to most Hillary jokes)

Posted by: wooga at May 25, 2016 06:13 PM (ztBLK)

3 Arf!

Posted by: a cogent response from Hillary! at May 25, 2016 06:13 PM (vsLAs)

4 1- That's what she's wearing, but what about her damn emails?

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 06:13 PM (3wHFl)

5 Hackers would target her for the same reason thieves target drug dealers. Nobody is going to report it to the cops.

Posted by: wooga at May 25, 2016 06:14 PM (ztBLK)

6 #NeverTrump

because Hilarity! is the bitch violating national security directives and laws literally every day of her time at Foggy Bottom.....

THAT MEANS Trump is the real threat to national security.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:14 PM (g8Hfr)

7 Sooo, this makes me wonder what the FBI report will have in it. If her former agency is willing to concede there was wrongdoing, does this put pressure on the DoJ?

Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2016 06:14 PM (9nt94)

8 The vast RWC is more vaster than you know.-- Hillary

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 06:14 PM (6Ll1u)

9 No kittens or puppies?

Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2016 06:15 PM (B48dK)

10 Vast Right Wing Conspiracy!!11!!

Posted by: Hillary at May 25, 2016 06:15 PM (LncQn)

11 Hacked? Like with a hatchet?

Posted by: mugiwara at May 25, 2016 06:16 PM (CFl8c)

12 She is guilty as sin. But as always she will skate because we have no opposition Party and a totally corrupt DOJ.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:16 PM (vvmPQ)

13 Oh yes, I would refer you to Secretary Clinton's team as to whether or not the hacking attempts were successful. Fox, hen house, something something.

Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2016 06:17 PM (9nt94)

14 12 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:16 PM (vvmPQ)

Eh...I think if Ogabe's polling says she will lose he will destroy her and try to force a replacement and pick up the Clintonleone's graft streams....

Obama is not letting go, and thus far the Clinton wing holds more power than his preferred lower level mules.

I think Obama is gonna shiv her.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:18 PM (g8Hfr)

15

oh, I thought you already covered this

all these smoking guns turning into nerf guns by the press

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 25, 2016 06:18 PM (qCMvj)

16 Hillary! America's very own Evita Peron wannabe.
Sad, Not Good

Posted by: GasperGoo-regular lurkster at May 25, 2016 06:18 PM (fcqmr)

17 Because she *knew* her set-up was not approved, and to report this would to put her whole shady private email in jeopardy.

Never forget, when it's Hillary vs. America, Hillary will always choose Hillary.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 06:18 PM (NOIQH)

18 The Big Lie:

Hillary is the most competent. Hillary is the most accomplished.

Posted by: The Left at May 25, 2016 06:18 PM (1ijHg)

19 Will the hacked photos ever be released to The Fappening!

Posted by: The Chewbacca Defense at May 25, 2016 06:19 PM (KbsMM)

20 Illegal hacks? Isn't that like Uber or something?

Posted by: Shrillary! at May 25, 2016 06:20 PM (F9322)

21 re 12: you know Trump will be talking about this before lunch tomorrow. Try fox news around 8 am

Posted by: mallflower at May 25, 2016 06:20 PM (qSIlh)

22 No controlling authority!

Posted by: Wolf Spider at May 25, 2016 06:20 PM (0x/TW)

23 I can't even discuss this anymore it makes me so sick to think that this FAB is not in jail. I am going to watch the Yankee game

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 06:21 PM (Ozsfq)

24 Pfft. The only thing they got was some of Bill's dick pics.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 25, 2016 06:21 PM (4ErVI)

25 I'm reading that as failed to report multiple hacks. I'm sure that baby was hacked over and over.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at May 25, 2016 06:21 PM (etGXU)

26 Why, you'd think hiring some basic IT guy from your failed presidential campaign would *totes* know how to set up a secret email server in your home that is robust enough to prevent attacks from Russia's, China's, and Iran's best hackers, amiright?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 06:21 PM (NOIQH)

27 She's old. She can't be expected to understand all of this newfangled technomological stuff.

Besides, it was problems with her e-MAIL, not her e-FEMAIL, haters. Stop picking on her because she has a vagina.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 25, 2016 06:21 PM (rznWS)

28 >>No kittens or puppies?
Posted by: steevy

I'd just have to eat them on on live TV.

Posted by: Hillary at May 25, 2016 06:21 PM (c7vUv)

29 Well for starters, there is actual evidence of Trump siding with the left on the NC bathroom law. There is no evidence of Trump performing miraculous works.

It's a good thing I have a private office when I took my Security refresher this year.

Posted by: pep at May 25, 2016 06:22 PM (LAe3v)

30 Hillary is an incompetent boob, technically. A world-class grifter.

Posted by: The Truth at May 25, 2016 06:22 PM (1ijHg)

31 Sock off

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 25, 2016 06:22 PM (0x/TW)

32 Of course!

Posted by: Of course! at May 25, 2016 06:22 PM (fJ7Xp)

33 17 Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 06:18 PM (NOIQH)

She had a duty every time her outlawed pet lizard David Brock spoke of classified issues with precision to let the Security desk know...

she was leaking as badly as a fucking dam collapse...

but yeah #NeverTrump b/c uh he's fucked up just as bad....

Yeah?

When has DJT ever gotten a Consulate destroyed?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:22 PM (g8Hfr)

34 18: or "we know Hillery is rotten to the core but we can't be sure about Trump, so we should let Hillery wreck the country for the next four years and then the conservatives will make there big move! Job can run again in 2020, can't he..?"

Posted by: mallflower at May 25, 2016 06:22 PM (qSIlh)

35 @29
Ah, crap. I really need a new keyboard.

Posted by: pep at May 25, 2016 06:22 PM (LAe3v)

36
Hillary Clinton was confirmed by the Senate by a vote of 94-2. Only Jim DeMint and David Vitter voted against her.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 25, 2016 06:23 PM (kdS6q)

37 >>The Big Lie:

Hillary is the most competent. Hillary is the most accomplished.

Name someone else who could have pulled off fraud on the scale I have.

Posted by: Hillary at May 25, 2016 06:23 PM (c7vUv)

38 There is no controlling legal authority...

Wait, what's that? There is a controlling legal authority?

Shit.

Posted by: HRC at May 25, 2016 06:23 PM (FohCt)

39 Well, if she did get hacked, there was nothing there except recipes and Yoga class schedules.

Dodged a bullet there, we did.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2016 06:23 PM (ptqRm)

40 Still waintin' to hear what her finer points are as to qualifying for this country's highest office. Must be profoundly nuanced - not discernible to the rest of us rag-tags.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 25, 2016 06:23 PM (CFc5L)

41 36 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 25, 2016 06:23 PM (kdS6q)

Which is exactly what I pointed out about Dick Head head of the VA comparing it to Disney Land...

hey dumbasses he was implicitly unqualified for the job...what'd you confirm him by?

98-2 I think...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:24 PM (g8Hfr)

42 Didn't Guccifer say that he had hacked in and it was easy?

Because yeah.

Can we all take a moment to admire the sheer brazenness of oh hey we don't have any of the IT guy's emails?

The balls, the balls.

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 25, 2016 06:24 PM (mf5HN)

43 This was an off the shelf server, right?
And wasn't there *no* security on it for like the first 6 months or so?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 06:24 PM (NOIQH)

44 re 40: she's incredibly accomplished. isn't that enough?

Posted by: mallflower at May 25, 2016 06:24 PM (qSIlh)

45 She is just a peach.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2016 06:25 PM (3ZoRf)

46 >>Didn't Guccifer say that he had hacked in and it was easy?

Some one posted excerpts from the IG's report where she reported to someone on her team that she received a few emails with the same sketchy link.
Wanna bet she clicked that freakin link?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 06:26 PM (NOIQH)

47 You guys just can't handle the thought of a strong woman running the country.

Posted by: Jezebel dot com at May 25, 2016 06:26 PM (DbBV5)

48 *sprays citrus scented air freshener in thread -- just in case*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 06:26 PM (1ZOkK)

49 Honestly, voting for Trump feels like I'm going third party, except with a chance to win.

If Hillary skates, it means that without a doubt we have a permanent class who aren't accountable to the rule of law.

That the GOPe doesn't appear to like him is really just a bonus.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2016 06:26 PM (Jf0KY)

50 She's a dummy

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2016 06:26 PM (zOTsN)

51 We are literally down to 'who is going to commit the least amount of felonies in office' as a political compass.

Posted by: LOL Kabong, 2016: Your Country is Bad and You Should Feel Bad! at May 25, 2016 06:27 PM (MCmqp)

52 Clinton couldn't risk having her side business of the Clinton Crime Family exposed via emails.

Yoga my ass.

Posted by: Cheri at May 25, 2016 06:27 PM (oiNtH)

53 47 Posted by: Jezebel dot com at May 25, 2016 06:26 PM (DbBV5)

BUT NEVER PALIN!

Right Jezebel?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:27 PM (g8Hfr)

54 If for no other reason she should be disqualified from becoming POTUS for the horrible pant suits she wears. Have her stand next to the No Ko leader and you won't be able to tell them apart.

Posted by: IC at May 25, 2016 06:27 PM (a0IVu)

55 47 You guys just can't handle the thought of a strong woman running the country.
Posted by: Jezebel dot com at May 25, 2016 06:26 PM (DbBV5)

Yeah! Like Allie Capone!

Wait, Capone was at least marginally competent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2016 06:27 PM (3ZoRf)

56 Bret is discussing this on his show right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 06:28 PM (1ZOkK)

57 DOJ slap on the wrist and a promise from Shrillary to never evar nevar do it again in 5...4...3...2...1 and then the vast swathes of uninformed voter's will forget it ever happened, kinda like with Gruber, The IRS scandals, Fast and Furious, Rhodes, Benghazi and so on.

Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 25, 2016 06:28 PM (b7AU3)

58 Someone is going to have to take the fall, Huma or Cheryl. Will they do it quietly?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 06:28 PM (6Ll1u)

59 why should our countries security be any more important than joe blows porn stash, c'mon. quit being such a jerk.

we need to know what our govt is up to.

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 06:29 PM (mL2BD)

60 56 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 06:28 PM (1ZOkK)

The fact a motivated junior in high school could get the crown jewels of Foggy Bottom?

The fact she sold our foreign policy?

Or the fact the Senate GOP are literally dumber than my dead uncle?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:29 PM (g8Hfr)

61 >>She's a dummy

Yep.
Couldnt work a fax machine, couldn't program her dvr, hasn't driven herself in decades, is "often confused" according to her MB honeypot "aide".

I am SURE she was acting with the utmost care and tech savvy with her lil' homebrew server. Yep, we want THAT person in charge of our nukes and state secrets.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 06:29 PM (NOIQH)

62 Wanna bet she clicked that freakin link?

tentacle pron?

Posted by: wooga at May 25, 2016 06:29 PM (ztBLK)

63 Let me know when DOJ files charges against her

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2016 06:29 PM (zOTsN)

64 So Ace mentioned that we're past the point of third party runs on the Republican side. Is that true for the Dems too?

My fear is that the left's money men are OK with, maybe even responsible for Clinton crashing because they're planning on swooping in with a charismatic "savior" to rally the left like J. Castro or something. Late in the game so of course gifting the "no time to vet" excuse to the MSM.

Can they even do that at this point or is it too late? It would be a repeat of the Obama situation and the left like to repeat winning plays.

Posted by: bananaDream at May 25, 2016 06:29 PM (Ag8Mw)

65 Brian Fallon, Hitlery's douchey spokesweasel, is lying his ass off to Bret right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 06:29 PM (1ZOkK)

66
51 We are literally down to 'who is going to commit the least amount of felonies in office' as a political compass.

--

The difference is that Trump stands a chance at being prosecuted for it if he did, given how the media will definitely call his shit, whereas they definitely won't with Hillary.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2016 06:29 PM (Jf0KY)

67 Here's my "Thank you, ace, for noting this very important story for us, but naturally there isn't a single fucking one of us who frequent this blog that think it will result in any negative consequences for the Cackler-in-Chief (Marvel Universe Villain No. 269)" Face

Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2016 06:29 PM (fJ7Xp)

68 54 If for no other reason she should be disqualified from becoming POTUS for the horrible pant suits she wears. Have her stand next to the No Ko leader and you won't be able to tell them apart.

Make sure she never goes anywhere near the Weeble factory. We'll never see her again. Wait...

Posted by: pep at May 25, 2016 06:29 PM (LAe3v)

69 I think Obama is gonna shiv her.
Posted by: sven10077"

Yep.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 06:29 PM (C9pBZ)

70 Yawn.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 25, 2016 06:30 PM (N1Wpo)

71 59 why should our countries security be any more important than joe blows porn stash, c'mon. quit being such a jerk.

we need to know what our govt is up to.
Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 06:29 PM (mL2BD)

I take the security of my porn stash quite seriously, thank you very much.

Posted by: Joe Blow at May 25, 2016 06:30 PM (0mRoj)

72 dint do nuffin. scrunt will emerge from this unscathed. as usual. fuckin reich wingers fault.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 25, 2016 06:30 PM (ucDmr)

73 Wow

Audio from interview cut out when being drilled down on this

Bet he unplugged the mic himself.

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2016 06:31 PM (zOTsN)

74 >>>>66 The difference is that Trump stands a chance at being prosecuted for it if he did, given how the media will definitely call his shit, whereas they definitely won't with Hillary.

So it'll be about Felonies Saved or Created?

*I LOVE 2016! I AM EXCITED TO BE A PART OF IT!*

Posted by: LOL Kabong, 2016: Your Country is Bad and You Should Feel Bad! at May 25, 2016 06:31 PM (MCmqp)

75 The last post by Ace deserved a flaming Orange Skull...this one, a Flaming Pantsuit. .....A beefy flaming pantsuit.

Me smells a whole lot of flamin' going on today.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at May 25, 2016 06:31 PM (3ZttN)

76 How convenient. Fox just lost the audio from NY with the lying Clinton shitweasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 06:31 PM (1ZOkK)

77
I can only conclude that she wants to share classified info with our enemies.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 06:31 PM (iQIUe)

78 Unfortunately it's been more like a Half-vast Right Wing Conspiracy

(works better if you say it out loud)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 06:31 PM (NeFrd)

79 It's been a serpentine trail but I'm glad Ace and I are on the same side again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 06:31 PM (Nwg0u)

80 At this point, it does make a difference.

Posted by: Bosk at May 25, 2016 06:32 PM (n2K+4)

81 >>tentacle pron?

I am just imagining that Eleanor Holmes Norton video of her in the self-driving car, with the yuuuge red button with a warning not to push it...but She Just Can't Help Herself!!!!

That's Hillary with that iffy spambot/hacker link.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 06:32 PM (NOIQH)

82 How do you spin this so people believe you have done nothing wrong? Lie more.

Posted by: Barry Sullivan at May 25, 2016 06:33 PM (/pMxB)

83 >>Unfortunately it's been more like a Half-vast Right Wing Conspiracy

Good one!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 06:33 PM (NOIQH)

84 Hillary's spokesweasel looked either drugged or worried shitless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 06:33 PM (1ZOkK)

85 >>>79 It's been a serpentine trail but I'm glad Ace and I are on the same side again.

Fuck that guy. You can have him!

Until he comes back to my side next month and then HA HA HA, enjoy the HQ's Phantom Zone.

Posted by: LOL Kabong, 2016: Your Country is Bad and You Should Feel Bad! at May 25, 2016 06:33 PM (MCmqp)

86 But let's vote for her because #America

--

Actually I haven't seen any Hillary slogan referencing America.
"Love Trumps Hate"
"Stronger Together"

Amazing really.

Posted by: @votermom at May 25, 2016 06:33 PM (7lVbc)

87 This woman can't cross the street without jay-walking.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2016 06:33 PM (r65B3)

88 I haven't seen anyone post "If this was a Republican Candidate for President the MSM would CRUCIFY them and bbq their corpse" yet.

Because, thankfully, that one has been sent to the "dustbin of history", which I haven't seen used much recently.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at May 25, 2016 06:33 PM (CbGSW)

89 Maybe nobody hacked the server, they just did it the old fashioned way, paid her for the inside information.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 06:34 PM (6Ll1u)

90 we still have a constitution and I don't think you have self incriminate by reporting hack attempts against your illegal secret server.

Posted by: wait, what? at May 25, 2016 06:35 PM (nFwvY)

91 Plus, below, the State Department can't say the hacks weren't successful.

- - - -
Well...what else are they going to say?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2016 06:35 PM (r65B3)

92 Brian Fallon back on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 06:35 PM (1ZOkK)

93 Heh, Hillz probably really does get e-mails from Nigerian princes wanting to relocate large sums of money.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 06:35 PM (NeFrd)

94 The hacks THEY KNOW OF weren't successful.

Posted by: Socratease at May 25, 2016 06:35 PM (FqHs5)

95 Hillary! America's very own Evita Peron wannabe.
Sad, Not Good
Posted by: GasperGoo-regular lurkster at May 25, 2016 06:18 PM (fcqmr)

Isabel Martinez de Peron, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Kindltot - Looking as scoring barbituates to help him sleep at May 25, 2016 06:36 PM (ry34m)

96 >>I haven't seen anyone post "If this was a Republican Candidate for
President the MSM would CRUCIFY them and bbq their corpse" yet.

Well, there was that whole business about Palin using a personal email account to conduct business as governore.
And the account was hacked.
And then the WashPost crows-sourced all of her emails to try to find dirt or wrongdoing.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 06:36 PM (NOIQH)

97
94 The hacks THEY KNOW OF weren't successful.

Don't worry, it's probably fine.

Posted by: Germany's Enigma team at May 25, 2016 06:36 PM (LAe3v)

98 Jeebus. This idiot is claiming the IG was out to get the Beast.

Vast conspiracy, blah blah blah....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 06:36 PM (1ZOkK)

99 Haven't checked the blog in a few hours. I'm betting the last thread was a real doozy.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 25, 2016 06:36 PM (Wckf4)

100 I'll end up voting for Trump, but I can understand why some conservatives might not.

Every day that these scandals get worse for her, it means her coat-tails will be that much shorter, and should she win, she'll be that much less likely to get anything horrible done.

If Trump wins, with that R after his name, the Republican-controlled house and senate will support whatever progressive shit he decides to ram through. And so we'll see all sorts of bipartisan compromises passed by the Artist of the Deal.

Posted by: Pastafarian at May 25, 2016 06:36 PM (+EU58)

101 I can't type - ugh

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 06:36 PM (NOIQH)

102 Maybe nobody hacked the server, they just did it the old fashioned way, paid her for the inside information.

Or just picked the lock on the bathroom door.

Posted by: Socratease at May 25, 2016 06:36 PM (FqHs5)

103 The e-mails aren't nearly as damning as Clinton Cash.

From yesterday:

CLINTON FOUNDATION GOT $100 MILLION FROM "BLOOD MINERALS" FIRM: Then Secretary of State Hillary Clinton unaccountably delayed implementation in 2009 of a congressionally mandated certification process designed to bar human rights abuses by mining companies in Africa.

That's one big quid pro quo right there.

It looks like this donation was run through the Foundation's Canadian affiliate, the "Clinton Giustra Sustainable Growth Initiative." Last I heard 1,000 unnamed donors were run through this affiliate.

Developing ... Let us pray!

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2016 06:37 PM (r1fLd)

104 I think Falon pulled the plug on his own mic to buy time and collect himself

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2016 06:37 PM (zOTsN)

105 >>Heh, Hillz probably really does get e-mails from Nigerian princes wanting to relocate large sums of money.

And Saudi princes, and Iranian sheiks, etc.. The difference is her's are real.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2016 06:37 PM (/tuJf)

106 She's a dummy

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2016 06:26 PM (zOTsN)

Her record speaks for itself. One catastrophe after another.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2016 06:37 PM (8ZskC)

107 Is there always a buffer involved?

Oh yeah, Hillary has a lot of buffers Senator.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2016 06:37 PM (ej1L0)

108 104
I think Falon pulled the plug on his own mic to buy time and collect himself

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2016 06:37 PM (zOTsN)

Yep. He looks like a deer in the headlights.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 06:38 PM (1ZOkK)

109 Haven't checked the blog in a few hours. I'm betting the last thread was a real doozy.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 25, 2016 06:36 PM (Wckf4)

Don't go in there. They're still mopping up the blood.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2016 06:38 PM (8ZskC)

110 Well, off to make tacos. And don't even go there, horde.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 06:39 PM (1ZOkK)

111 When Hillary was asked about getting security for her server, her response was "why would he need a body guard? Anyway what's keeping him, I asked for another martini half an hour ago."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2016 06:39 PM (Jf0KY)

112 Powell is actually unhappy the Clinton's are dragging him into it

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2016 06:39 PM (zOTsN)

113 I was hoping they would focus more on her bribes and selling secrets, on the order of hundreds of millions of dollars, but, yes, her security fuckups would land anyone else in the pokey.

And we all know it.

And people are lying about it, which is the new normal.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 25, 2016 06:39 PM (wB8Tg)

114 >>Yep. He looks like a deer in the headlights.

or reading from a card?

Lotta eye movement...and blinking.
Not yet a smooth enough liar to represent a Clinton.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 06:39 PM (NOIQH)

115 Well Powell did it...so you just went in and thought you'd break the law too.

Posted by: Barry Sullivan at May 25, 2016 06:40 PM (/pMxB)

116 Hillary clontons server could be hacked by the lockpicking mini game in video games on east difficulty.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2016 06:40 PM (Jf0KY)

117 Well err uh let me clarify...uh she didn't report the attempts...of which I don't think but I don't know any were successful...but I'll have to refer you to uh...

//Best of Hands America, Foggy Bottom

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:40 PM (g8Hfr)

118 Fox reported, just now, that they had to euthanize the horse that the leftist rioters/invaders attacked in NM. Injuries were too severe.

Posted by: bananaDream at May 25, 2016 06:41 PM (Ag8Mw)

119 Until he comes back to my side next month and then HA HA HA, enjoy the HQ's Phantom Zone.

-
No fair! You had him last month!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 06:41 PM (Nwg0u)

120

Did Powell engage in Pay For Play?

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2016 06:41 PM (zOTsN)

121 Or just picked the lock on the bathroom door.

*knock knock knock*

Who is it?

Plumber. I have a report that someone stopped up the toilet with another lamp.

Oh, go right in. Don't touch any of the computer stuff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2016 06:41 PM (8ZskC)

122 118 Posted by: bananaDream at May 25, 2016 06:41 PM (Ag8Mw)

TRUMP TRUMP MADE THEM DO THIS RETHUGLICANS!

//PETA

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:41 PM (g8Hfr)

123 The password for Hillary's server was "password," for the first six months anyway when the Windows auto update required her to change it to "12345."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2016 06:42 PM (Jf0KY)

124 I HAVE A VAGINA!!!

Posted by: Hilary at May 25, 2016 06:42 PM (LYCUN)

125 She's a dummy

She's not stupid, but she's not anywhere near as smart as she thinks she is. She's out of her depth, and too lacking in self-awareness to realize it and/or too selfish to care.

Posted by: Socratease at May 25, 2016 06:43 PM (FqHs5)

126 This is as close to deliberately lying as I can imagine. There were hacks. This is known. We know the security of her server was "amateurish". Known fact. The hacks should be presumed successful unless it can be proved they were not successful. As a matter of security any investigator in my company would take that position about our internal systems and I can't imagine a National Security investigator would be less stringent. In fact, they would be far more stringent.

This whole thing is amazing. She should be in very deep, very public trouble. At the very lease she should be spending all day, every day working through the situation with investigators.

Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:43 PM (/m8T6)

127 Only hacked twice?

By Guciffer? And who else?

Posted by: HyperMania1637 at May 25, 2016 06:44 PM (bYaJ7)

128 Hacked

Like with a cough?

Posted by: Adriane the Cynic ... at May 25, 2016 06:45 PM (AoK0a)

129 Clarence Thomas did it first!!!

Posted by: Hillary pubes on Huma's coke can at May 25, 2016 06:45 PM (ztBLK)

130 127 Posted by: HyperMania1637 at May 25, 2016 06:44 PM (bYaJ7)

Rumor mill says Putin has the US' strategic objectives thanks to Grammy...

"Spaceeba you fat whore"

//Putin

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:45 PM (g8Hfr)

131 Lotta eye movement...and blinking.
Not yet a smooth enough liar to represent a Clinton.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 06:39 PM (NOIQH)

I haven't got this up. Is it Morse code?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2016 06:46 PM (ry34m)

132 Rumor mill says Putin has the US' strategic objectives thanks to Grammy...

Piffle.

You think the US has strategic objectives?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 25, 2016 06:46 PM (1xUj/)

133 118 Fox reported, just now, that they had to euthanize the horse that the leftist rioters/invaders attacked in NM. Injuries were too severe.
Posted by: bananaDream at May 25, 2016 06:41 PM (Ag8Mw)

--

Was it the black one?

I hope those rioters burn in hell.

Posted by: @votermom at May 25, 2016 06:46 PM (7lVbc)

134 No, ace, silly, vote for Hillary cuz, well, that other guy is simply unacceptable. I mean, what will you tell your kids and friends if you vote for him? And I know that my past votes have always been calibrated with such considerations in mind.

And then there's his plan to outlaw private property, and "ram through" "progressive" policies he hasn't mentioned and probably has never heard of. Read it right here.

You oughta read your own blog's comments sections. Lot to learn there.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2016 06:47 PM (QDnY+)

135 I smell a pardon in advance from King Putts a Lot.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 25, 2016 06:47 PM (AHDxb)

136 By the way, Hillary's last public event for the week is tomorrow.

She is free to meet with the FBI all day Friday through close of business Sunday.

Given where they are in the investigation, that's what I imagine she is doing.

Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:48 PM (/m8T6)

137 Maybe this taking so long because they have been slowly recovering those yoga e-mails to the Clinton Foundation and Sid with a Shiv Blumenthal.
Can't wait for the wedding proposal to Khamenei.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 25, 2016 06:48 PM (FtrY1)

138 When Hillart was asked if the server should be encrypted, she became very confused and asked "why would you put it in a cemetery?"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2016 06:48 PM (Jf0KY)

139 Huma, call him. It's time Bill got bumped off for the sympathy vote.

Posted by: Hilary at May 25, 2016 06:48 PM (LYCUN)

140 132 Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 25, 2016 06:46 PM (1xUj/)

US Strategic Objectives:

1) Undermine US Power vis a vis Iran

2) Try to get the Russians to be our buddies by backing out of the Middle East

3) Piss off China a lot

4) Find excuses to unilaterally disarm the US strategic weapons reserve

//Bronk T Ogabe instructions to Grammy H

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:48 PM (g8Hfr)

141 You think the US has strategic objectives?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 25, 2016 06:46 PM (1xUj/)

well yes, they've figured out how some can use the potty in peace.
and if veggies and whole grains can be good for one.

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 06:48 PM (mL2BD)

142 Fairly sure Powell (nor anyone else) did anything of the sort, to include the crude Third World corruption of pay-for-play, USA-for-rent.

But it would me mildly amusing if Hildabeast finds sliming and lying about him and his practices to her advantage. He's at an ethical level just a smidge above hers, and humiliation would be richly deserved.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2016 06:49 PM (QDnY+)

143 I'm beginning to think that Hillary may not be a nice person.

Posted by: Hepcat at May 25, 2016 06:49 PM (5b+Sr)

144 141
You think the US has strategic objectives?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 25, 2016 06:46 PM-
---
Yes. For the current administration, I believe the strategic objective is "destroy America, replace with third world banana republic."

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 25, 2016 06:50 PM (AHDxb)

145 A Vote for Hillary is a Vote for "Big Vagina".

Women and infants hardest hit.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2016 06:51 PM (fJ7Xp)

146 i think President Hillary could really show us how we've been walking on the wrong side of the street forever.

and that Valu rite should easily replace water as a staple.
she might even mandate All of us'even the children must'

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 06:51 PM (mL2BD)

147 Holy crap! How did I miss this? Jamie Lee Curtis goes on screaming-shrew pro-Hillary rant:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gw4anb3

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 06:51 PM (9mTYi)

148 If her toilet server didn't shit YOU MUST ACQUIT!

//Zombie Johnny Cochran

ZJC the toilet server did shit!

//Guccifer

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:51 PM (g8Hfr)

149 When Hillary found out her server was located in a bathroom, she explicitly ordered that the security be removed because, "I don't want no fucking secret service members watching me piss."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2016 06:51 PM (Jf0KY)

150 If Huma turns State's evidence, the left will attack her for being a radical-Muslim plant. How much fun would that be?

Posted by: Hepcat at May 25, 2016 06:51 PM (5b+Sr)

151 If Hillary had only followed my advice and fired off two emails from the balcony, she would have scared off those hacky-sackers.

Posted by: Uncle Joe's Paste Emporium at May 25, 2016 06:52 PM (a6Lc4)

152 I haven't reported them yet but I will absolutely get to this if elected.

*hic!*

Posted by: Hillary@! at May 25, 2016 06:52 PM (F1ndw)

153 147 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 06:51 PM (9mTYi)

Well I'm sold...Activia lady's wild-eyed adulation is a perfect reminder that Hollywood's adulation got us this wonderful epoch...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:52 PM (g8Hfr)

154 What kind of mix of booze and pills is she on.

Bet mornings are rough.

Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2016 06:52 PM (q177U)

155 "BUT NEVER PALIN!

Right Jezebel?
Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:27 PM (g8Hfr)"

Oh, GOD no. She's pretty much a female impersonator, anyways.

Posted by: Jezebel dot com at May 25, 2016 06:52 PM (DbBV5)

156 Is it starting to feel like these Hillary leaks are starting to fall closer together with a little more intensity, or is it just the atmosphere here at AoSHQ?

Posted by: HyperMania1637 at May 25, 2016 06:52 PM (bYaJ7)

157 You think the US has strategic objectives?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 25, 2016 06:46 PM-
---
Yes. For the current administration, I believe the strategic objective is "destroy America, replace with third world banana republic."

On the positive side, we're not likely to have any interference from the Russians while we execute the strategy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2016 06:52 PM (8ZskC)

158 The only thing Hillary ever ensured security on was her snatch from her husband after Chelsea was born.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2016 06:53 PM (Jf0KY)

159
Albuquerque Police @ABQPOLICE 3m3 minutes ago

Several reports circulating on social media about one of our horses being put down. Striker, the horse that fell, is fine. No broken leg.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 06:53 PM (iQIUe)

160 If Huma turns State's evidence, the left will attack her for being a radical-Muslim plant. How much fun would that be?
Posted by: Hepcat
--------

Huma would be fingered (pardon the expression) as a plant by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, just as Monica was.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 06:53 PM (9mTYi)

161
ZJC the toilet server did shit!

If it dropped a duece she gets the noose

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 25, 2016 06:54 PM (lKyWE)

162 Italicans!

ATTACK!

//Ill Douche Historic Worst

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:54 PM (g8Hfr)

163

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 06:54 PM (9mTYi)

164 Looks like the italicans have hacked Ace's server.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2016 06:54 PM (8ZskC)

165 *points and laughs at Hillary*

Posted by: The Barrel at May 25, 2016 06:54 PM (1xUj/)

166 Mike, srsly they al seem insane.
I wish we could Make THEM coomply to their own idealism.
go on Obamacare or else, No golden parachute, give illegals their homes.
live in Cuba or Venezuela the miost best and amazing countries in the world.
no guns.
not even their security.
and cannot use gasoline.
just ride bus's as they want us to do.
swimming pools?
water guzzling bastards!

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 06:54 PM (mL2BD)

167 Drunken Hillary! to the barrel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 06:54 PM (9mTYi)

168 This blog has better security on the comments section than Hillary had on her server.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2016 06:55 PM (Jf0KY)

169 EGADS!

Thwarted by the Nigerians AGAIN!

RETREAT!

//Illl Douche Historic Worst

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:55 PM (g8Hfr)

170 A Vote for Hillary is a Vote for "Big Vagina".
Women and infants hardest hit.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2016 06:51 PM (fJ7Xp)

I saw Big Vagina open for Mama Cass at the Hollywood Sportatorium in 1971.

I couldn't tell who was who.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2016 06:55 PM (ej1L0)

171 Yuck! I don't want her. You guys can keep her.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 25, 2016 06:55 PM (NeFrd)

172 They showed the Jamie Lee bit on the news, but with no sound, they got the order to never show screaming.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 06:55 PM (6Ll1u)

173 Deep and wide. Deep and wide. Glenn Beck is digging his hole deep and wide.

http://tinyurl.com/h46zxvn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 06:55 PM (Nwg0u)

174 I don't think the barrel is wheelchair accessible

Posted by: wooga at May 25, 2016 06:56 PM (ztBLK)

175 LDC, good to see you back in the threads (at least a bit).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2016 06:56 PM (QDnY+)

176 Yeah, I don't want the bitch.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 25, 2016 06:56 PM (rlfds)

177 172 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 06:55 PM (6Ll1u)

Now whenever Ms 10077 takes a righteous yogurt fueled shit I'll think of Hillary!

Thanks Jamie-Lee!

//Activia

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:56 PM (g8Hfr)

178 "She's pretty much a female impersonator, anyways."

She's good!!

She's got the hot MILF look down pat!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2016 06:56 PM (ptqRm)

179 Wouldn't it be just a hoot if the OPM debacle had something to do with Hillary.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 25, 2016 06:57 PM (rlfds)

180 173 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 06:55 PM (Nwg0u)

Notice Grin Breck NEVER suggested anything similar with the current occupant...

*never*

By their works you shall know them....

I don't want either one killed...

Grin and Thor openly advocate one getting iced.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:58 PM (g8Hfr)

181

Anthony Weiner claimed he was " hacked" in 2011

Huma was of course Hillarys aide then

Guccifer hacked Blumenthal in 2013. Pretty sure you could argue she wasn't just negligent but showed careless disregard or criminal negligence

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2016 06:58 PM (zOTsN)

182 178 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2016 06:56 PM (ptqRm)

Jezebel's just jealous that Palin has a series of porn parodies *and* Grammy H's will be in the "fetish" section...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 06:59 PM (g8Hfr)

183
Allow me to enlighten you all what's about to happen.
Hill will finally be charged in Sept. or Oct., will drop out to be replaced by Biden/Warren, and since there won't be enough time to truly vette B/W they will win the election.
Watch.

Posted by: MAx at May 25, 2016 06:59 PM (0uuiT)

184 Jamie Lee is waaaayyyy past her sell-by date.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 06:59 PM (NeFrd)

185 In her defense, Hillary thought her server was secure. It looked like it was pretty tightly secured over the toilet.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2016 07:00 PM (Jf0KY)

186 184 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 06:59 PM (NeFrd)

She's kind of hot in an "older looking than Aunt May" way...

//Activia

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 07:00 PM (g8Hfr)

187 Hillz could very well be the first ever exception to Rule 34.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 07:00 PM (NeFrd)

188 "Jamie Lee is waaaayyyy past her sell-by date."

Imagonna just remember her in True Lies, and leave it at that.

*Sob!!*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2016 07:00 PM (ptqRm)

189 Jamie Lee Curtis -nice boobs, but apparently not a very nice (or bright) person.

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2016 07:01 PM (e3bId)

190 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2016 07:00 PM (ptqRm)[/ii]

"Trading Places."

That is all.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2016 07:01 PM (Zu3d9)

191 137

Insert 'is' as needed.

Too bad about the horse. Texas would be ordering rope. New Mexico will create a handmade craft memorial.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 25, 2016 07:01 PM (FtrY1)

192 On the topic of Hillary's idiotic "Love Trumps Hate" sticker, does anybody know if there's an "I Love Trump's Hat" sticker yet? Because I need that.

Posted by: Sporkatus at May 25, 2016 07:01 PM (HtLSE)

193 hacked?

... like, with a cleaver?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 25, 2016 07:02 PM (NvC7m)

194 This appears to be literally exploding before the Primary is over. This is all by design and has obama's and jarrett's fingerprints all over it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 07:02 PM (iONHu)

195 Guccifer leaks here:

http://pastebin.com/EvWZ9hwj

cryptome.org/2013/04/ sidney-blumenthal-email.pdf

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2016 07:02 PM (8Y4jo)

196 //Activia

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 07:00 PM (g8Hfr)

****

She's gone from perky and quirky to now apparently just jerky. What a turkey!

(She's probably going to move to Albuquerque)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 07:02 PM (NeFrd)

197 Oh, there will be a Hillary porn parody, they are shameless. What are they going to do to them? Make them wear condoms, they tried that in LA. How did that work out?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 07:02 PM (6Ll1u)

198 so it appears the Mexican flag waving 'proud Americans' were up to their usual shenanigans in Anaheim today. Idiots.

Posted by: IC at May 25, 2016 07:03 PM (a0IVu)

199 Odd, I watched the JLC "screaming" vid. No screaming. She was talking about Googling her parents and being a good Democrat.

Posted by: Uncle Joe's Paste Emporium at May 25, 2016 07:03 PM (a6Lc4)

200 >>Imagonna just remember her in True Lies, and leave it at that.

Fish called Wanda...the rope humping scene.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2016 07:04 PM (NvC7m)

201 197 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 07:02 PM (6Ll1u)

Nina Hartley with BAD Botox could pull it off...

but it is definitely GGILF territory in looks now.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 07:04 PM (g8Hfr)

202 The Hillbitch isn't going to give up Huma or Cheryl, but, Sullivan and Kennedy may be in deep shit. As an aside, Abe bitch slapped o in Japan today.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2016 07:04 PM (0u9q0)

203 Did anyone do hacked, like with a saw?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 07:05 PM (6Ll1u)

204 rhomboid, Trump has mentioned supporting dozens of progressive policies, before he was against them. And then for them, and then against them.

"I'm changing, I'm changing." Waving stubby little fingers and making fish-lips.

But let's not speak ill of our candidate while fucking that chicken yet again. I'll just keep a very close eye on the son of a bitch, should he win. And oh the I-told-you-sos I'll rain down on your head, should he veer left -- you'll rue the day you were born, you will.

Posted by: Pastafarian at May 25, 2016 07:05 PM (+EU58)

205 ""Trading Places."

That is all....."

Bwahahahaha....
*SOB!*

*SOB*

*Squirt!*

Shit
BRB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2016 07:05 PM (ptqRm)

206 >>>>Imagonna just remember her in True Lies, and leave it at that.

Fish called Wanda...the rope humping scene.
.
.
.
.Trading Places with Murphy and Dan Akroyd. Classic perky boob shots.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 07:06 PM (iONHu)

207 ***"No, ace, silly, vote for Hillary cuz, well, that other guy is simply unacceptable.

....

You oughta read your own blog's comments sections. Lot to learn there."***

You also learn a lot reading ace's posts sometimes. Your opening paragraph was ace's position a couple of months ago.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 25, 2016 07:06 PM (Wckf4)

208 I think Obama wants her out

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2016 07:06 PM (zOTsN)

209 How do we know Hillary engaged in any yoga routines?

Per the State Department spokesperson, her ~~server~~ yoga pants may or may not have been moist. We'll refer you back to her FUPA.

Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2016 07:06 PM (f40FU)

210 so it appears the Mexican flag waving 'proud Americans' were up to their usual shenanigans in Anaheim today. Idiots.

-
Including a decapitating in effigy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 07:07 PM (Nwg0u)

211 Don't mind me.
Just refreshing the page to read a bit more.
Then gonna pop in a Jimmy Stewart movie I picked up the other day.
Shenandoah

Posted by: teej at May 25, 2016 07:07 PM (ijopM)

212 Does a Dem ever ask themselves whether this is the Hill to die on?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2016 07:08 PM (0u9q0)

213 I am ready to cooperate with anyone (except those that have any legal authority to expose the trouble I have performed). take that Trumpie

Posted by: scankles at May 25, 2016 07:09 PM (/eYcO)

214 192 On the topic of Hillary's idiotic "Love Trumps Hate" sticker, does anybody know if there's an "I Love Trump's Hat" sticker yet? Because I need that.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 25, 2016 07:01 PM (HtLSE)
--------------
A very naughty person, seeing a "Love Trumps Hate" bumper-sticker, might be tempted to duct-tape out the last 5 letters.
Then hide and watch the driver's spleen explode when s/he sees it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 07:12 PM (T/5A0)

215 >>Guccifer hacked Blumenthal in 2013. Pretty sure you could argue she
wasn't just negligent but showed careless disregard or criminal
negligence

Here's the thing: *Hillary* wasn't transferring thr classified docs from the isolated server, someone else was Huma and/or Cheryl Mills, right?

So you technically would not even have to bribe/compromise Hillry, just Huma and/or Cheryl Mills. When you xfer stuff for Hillary, send us a copy, too!

And Huma is (at least) second generation Muslim Brotherhood.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 07:13 PM (NOIQH)

216 I stood on principle as best I could the past several elections. I've often been tempted to stay home. I knew, and know, the Republicans will screw me over because Monoparty. I was for Cruz, didn't trust Trump and still don't. But I intend to vote for him anyway. Even though I have maintained for months that vote fraud has it already sewed up tight for Clinton. I sincerely believe that. We've already seen signs of it with Sanders.

But as strong as my principles are, this time is very different. The damage 7 years of Obama was not foreseeable. People said it'd be bad. We all knew it'd be bad. But I don't think any of us believed it could be THIS bad. CAN Trump rectify it? WILL he? I still don't know...die-hard Trumpians are convinced he will, but I don't understand their rationale. Seems like wishful thinking to me, more than anything. I'm voting for him anyway; that is, I'll be doing once again what I did with McCain: voting AGAINST the Democrat, even though I do not think it's going to matter.

But now is not the time to stand on principle. I can't believe I'm brought to the point of saying that, but there it is. We never really had "a hill to die on" because we were stabbed in the back and sold out by our very own, years ago. Their hills are not our hills.

We vote Trump and hope he surprises us and doesn't screw us. Or stay home and throw our little bits of accelerant on the ultimate Let It Burn. I have to vote, come what may.

Posted by: doomed at May 25, 2016 07:14 PM (bGLSw)

217 Jamie Lee was younger in Fri the 13 th. Or was it Halloween? I get those slasher movies mixed up.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 07:14 PM (6Ll1u)

218 Vote Trump Or Go To Hill

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 07:14 PM (Nwg0u)

219 Yes Hillary was a key figure in Benghazi and the catastrophe that is the Arab Spring but it still aggravates the crap out of me that Obama gets a pass in favor of putting all the blame on Clinton.

We need divine intervention.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 25, 2016 07:14 PM (MNgU2)

220 That is why we need to elect Senator Sanders for Presdent and espeicially not that idiot Trump whom hates persons of color as much as Bush did !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 25, 2016 07:15 PM (NuElX)

221
Does a Dem ever ask themselves whether this is the Hill to die on?

Bill Clinton did

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 25, 2016 07:15 PM (lKyWE)

222 If the Trump supporters get into the pi�ata thing I would suggest the striking instrument be a fake giant cigar.

Still sorry about the horse even if it didn't die.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 25, 2016 07:16 PM (FtrY1)

223
Posted by: doomed

Hmmmm - kinda wordy for a yearbook sig.

How about just "Have a Bitch'n Summer!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 25, 2016 07:16 PM (kdS6q)

224 217 Jamie Lee was younger in Fri the 13 th. Or was it Halloween? I get those slasher movies mixed up.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 07:14 PM (6Ll1u)

Halloween

Posted by: Josephistan at May 25, 2016 07:16 PM (7qAYi)

225 Don't cry for me Humatina
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

Posted by: Hillarita Peyronie at May 25, 2016 07:16 PM (12kBq)

226 See, I think this was a safe space for the #NeverTrump crowd until recently, and now it will become a hostile one. Kind of an interesting turn of affairs.

There may be some hurt feeling coming our way

Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2016 07:16 PM (q177U)

227
It was Halloween

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 25, 2016 07:16 PM (lKyWE)

228 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 07:12 PM (T/5A0)

How about just a strategically placed apostrophe?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 25, 2016 07:17 PM (MNgU2)

229 JLC was Halloween. Adrienne King was the girl in F13th.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 25, 2016 07:17 PM (tEDMc)

230 HALLOWEEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChlW283_33s

Posted by: MISFITS at May 25, 2016 07:17 PM (NvC7m)

231 Who's face was the mask that Michael wore?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 25, 2016 07:19 PM (MNgU2)

232 Hmmm, not released on a Friday at 5:00 pm.

Posted by: Sexypig at May 25, 2016 07:19 PM (UBBWX)

233 Goodbye, Hillay!

Posted by: william at May 25, 2016 07:19 PM (JMJJs)

234 231 Who's face was the mask that Michael wore?

Shatner.

Posted by: Zhytamyr at May 25, 2016 07:20 PM (91nzM)

235 "How about just "Have a Bitch'n Summer!" "

That was my first choice but it was taken.

Posted by: doomed at May 25, 2016 07:20 PM (bGLSw)

236 Hillary, Huma, and Cheryl.....

"Round about the cauldron go,

in the poisoned entrails throw.

Double, double toil and trouble

fire burn and cauldron bubble.....

Fair is foul and foul is fair

hover through the fog and filthy air..."

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 25, 2016 07:20 PM (tEDMc)

237 Does a Dem ever ask themselves whether this is the Hill to die on?

Bill Clinton did

*****

I'll bet ol' Bill just closed his eyes and thought of Margaret Thatcher.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 07:20 PM (NeFrd)

238 Using chemjeff's logic, we shouldn't vote for Trump because, oh my God, he might do this too!!!!

Posted by: Blano at May 25, 2016 07:20 PM (z43G5)

239 Jamie Lee did one with John Revolting, and was in skimpy aerobics outfits for half the movie

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 07:20 PM (6Ll1u)

240 Unpainted Bill Shatner.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 25, 2016 07:21 PM (tEDMc)

241 68 54 If for no other reason she should be disqualified from becoming POTUS for the horrible pant suits she wears. Have her stand next to the No Ko leader and you won't be able to tell them apart.

Make sure she never goes anywhere near the Weeble factory. We'll never see her again. Wait...
Posted by: pep at May 25, 2016 06:29 PM (LAe3v)
Why does she wear pantsuits all the time? Do her legs end in claws?

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at May 25, 2016 07:21 PM (aCNZ6)

242 You got to see Jamie Lee's huge sweater puppies in Trading Places.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 25, 2016 07:21 PM (MNgU2)

243 239 Jamie Lee did one with John Revolting, and was in skimpy aerobics outfits for half the movie
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 07:20 PM (6Ll1u)

She also did one with Dan Ackroyd & didn't even bother with the skimpy outfit

Posted by: Josephistan at May 25, 2016 07:22 PM (7qAYi)

244 Judging by the drip... drip... drip... of the emailgate leaks, we've past the point where Bernie can technically lock up the nomination

Posted by: Gary Hart at May 25, 2016 07:22 PM (12kBq)

245 Hacked? Like with a hatchet?

Excellent.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 07:22 PM (qUNWi)

246 Yes The Shat had the honor of being an answer to a Halloween trivia question .

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 25, 2016 07:23 PM (MNgU2)

247
She also did one with Dan Ackroyd & didn't even bother with the skimpy outfit

Did one what? Tell me tell me.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)

248 241 NorthernLurker,

Hooves, they end in cloven hooves

Posted by: Sven10077 at May 25, 2016 07:23 PM (R+p/Q)

249 Yes,sweater puppies are what we need.For healing.

http://celebritynudecentury.blogspot.com/search?q=Jamie+Lee+Curtis

Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2016 07:24 PM (B48dK)

250 Hacked? Like a journalist?

Posted by: Walter Duranty at May 25, 2016 07:24 PM (12kBq)

251 There may be some hurt feeling coming our way

Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2016 07:16 PM (q177U) fnord (q177U)

It's been the Butthurt Election at least as far back as October.

The vector changes over time, like wind.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 25, 2016 07:24 PM (wB8Tg)

252 Why does she wear pantsuits all the time? Do her legs end in claws?

Dew claws.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 07:24 PM (qUNWi)

253 Drip drip drip. The leaks keep coming. But there are still many big Known Unknowns, including:

Why hasn't anyone asked Hillary the question: You mean to say that in four years as Secretary of State you never got an e-mail that was marked Classified or Top Secret? Here's why:

Someone took secret stuff off the secure government system and put it into Hillary's home brew without the labels (I'm looking at you Cheryl/Huma/Jake).

Why was Hillary so concerned with the risk of her recipes and yoga things becoming acceessible? Related question: Will Comey go after Clinton Cash pay for play?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2016 07:25 PM (r1fLd)

254 "I sentence you, Hillary Clinton, to time served on possessing classified information. On the charges of not reporting the hacking of your server, I sentence you life in prison without parole."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 25, 2016 07:26 PM (4ErVI)

255 247
She also did one with Dan Ackroyd & didn't even bother with the skimpy outfit

Did one what? Tell me tell me.
Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)

"Trading Places." Great comedy, great sweater puppies

Posted by: Josephistan at May 25, 2016 07:26 PM (7qAYi)

256 "Yes,sweater puppies are what we need.For healing.

http://celebritynudecentury.blogspot.com/search?q=Jamie+Lee+Curtis"

Oh, bless you Steevy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2016 07:27 PM (ptqRm)

257
The vector changes over time, like wind.

Whats the vector Victor

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 25, 2016 07:27 PM (lKyWE)

258 2 Baltimore police officers suing the Marilyn Mosby

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 07:27 PM (3wHFl)

259 248 241 NorthernLurker,

Hooves, they end in cloven hooves
Posted by: Sven10077 at May 25, 2016 07:23 PM (R+p/Q)
Ahh. That explains the smell of sulphur.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at May 25, 2016 07:27 PM (aCNZ6)

260 On Greta now

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 07:27 PM (3wHFl)

261 Several reports circulating on social media about one of our horses being put down. Striker, the horse that fell, is fine. No broken leg.

Yes, I think the report was wrong, misunderstood or something. I can't find any corroboration other than Fox mention.

Posted by: bananaDream at May 25, 2016 07:28 PM (Ag8Mw)

262 http://celebritynudecentury.blogspot.com/search?q=Jamie+Lee+Curtis

That was Marisa Berenson who is smokin.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 07:28 PM (qUNWi)

263 " Baltimore police officers suing the Marilyn Mosby"

Link?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2016 07:28 PM (ptqRm)

264 And Hillary's pant suit hides her forked tail, if she had a skirt it would stick out.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 07:29 PM (3wHFl)

265 Remember when they showed the soft core pron show on TV called. Aerobisize in the 90' s

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 07:29 PM (6Ll1u)

266 258 2 Baltimore police officers suing the Marilyn Mosby

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 07:27 PM (3wHFl)

"God damn these crackers!"

"It's the black cops suing you."

"God damn these crackers!"

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 25, 2016 07:29 PM (4ErVI)

267 Yes, I think the report was wrong, misunderstood or something. I can't find any corroboration other than Fox mention.
Posted by: bananaDream at May 25, 2016 07:28 PM (Ag8Mw)

========
Why look for corroboration? If the Albuquerque PD says the horse is fine, the horse is fine.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 07:30 PM (iQIUe)

268 260 On Greta now
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 07:27 PM (3wHFl)

Jamie Lee Curtos's sweater puppies aren't on Greta!

Posted by: Josephistan at May 25, 2016 07:30 PM (7qAYi)

269 It was on Greta Van Susteren's show on Fox

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 07:30 PM (3wHFl)

270 Jamie Lee is a flaming lefty,of course.

Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2016 07:30 PM (B48dK)

271 Hillary's sweaty yoga mat would surely qualify as toxic waste.
If she wins the general I'm buying vodka futures.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at May 25, 2016 07:30 PM (aCNZ6)

272 The photo of the horse trying to get up did look bad, though. Cops shd still shoot protesters that mess with their horses or dogs.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 07:31 PM (iQIUe)

273 Eleven bringing home the cheesecake.

*Golf clap*

Sure I'll take credit. Why not?

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 07:31 PM (qUNWi)

274 If they are not actually in the sweater is it still proper to refer to them as sweater puppies?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 07:31 PM (NeFrd)

275 Just because foreigners hacked real, secure U.S. government servers and got all employees' and potential employees' (and friends' and families') information doesn't mean that Hill's private bathroom server was hacked too! I'm sure her Buy More (C) Nerd Herd I.T. tech was top notch.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2016 07:31 PM (PLnZs)

276 Jamie Lee's sweater puppies are on that spy movie with Arnold

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 07:32 PM (3wHFl)

277 Hacked? You mean like with a saw?

Posted by: Hillary at May 25, 2016 07:32 PM (12kBq)

278 Jamie Lee is a flaming lefty,of course.

She's also the dorkiest dorkwad that ever wadded.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 07:32 PM (qUNWi)

279 275 You ask an important question.The issue must be studied.

Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2016 07:32 PM (B48dK)

280 #80

I so hope in one of the debates Trump uses that line on her.
At this point what difference does it make? I will get up and dance a jig.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at May 25, 2016 07:32 PM (iRHb1)

281 Seamus yes, because they should be in a sweater.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 07:33 PM (3wHFl)

282
@273

I know police dogs are considered officers,are horses?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 25, 2016 07:33 PM (lKyWE)

283 Allow me to enlighten you all what's about to happen.
Hill will finally be charged in Sept. or Oct., will drop out to be replaced by Biden/Warren, and since there won't be enough time to truly vette B/W they will win the election.
Watch.
Posted by: MAx at May 25, 2016 06:59 PM (0uuiT)

Yup...this has Obozo's fingerprints all over it. He is a master at destroying, dividing and humiliating those he does not like and Hillary is going down in more ways than one.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2016 07:33 PM (ej1L0)

284 Hacked? You mean like a cough?

Posted by: Hillary at May 25, 2016 07:33 PM (12kBq)

285 But one of Jamie Lee's sweater puppies is a righty

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 07:34 PM (3wHFl)

286 "Geek squad? What in the fuck is the geek squad? Huma, what is this nonsense? Have you ever heard of such a weird thing? Who are these weirdos? Oh crap it doesn't have anything to do with Bill, does it? Where's Chelsea? Did Sidney call? Where's my relaxation juice? Huma? Chelsea? Vince? Who am I? Oh my God where the hell am I?"

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 25, 2016 07:34 PM (4ErVI)

287 Free range sweater puppies.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 07:34 PM (NeFrd)

288 Remember when they showed the soft core pron show on TV called. Aerobisize in the 90' s

Eighties, it was. Very early on.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 07:35 PM (C9pBZ)

289 Hacked? You mean like golfing like Barack Obama?

Posted by: Hillary at May 25, 2016 07:35 PM (12kBq)

290 Give the horse free rein to defend itself.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 25, 2016 07:35 PM (tEDMc)

291 jamie lee? 80's? i'm listening to "hold me now" by the thompson twins on youtube right now! amazing!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 25, 2016 07:35 PM (WTSFk)

292 >>>But let's vote for her because #America.

*tsk, tsk, tsk* Nope.......because #Vagina.

Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at May 25, 2016 07:35 PM (ADni6)

293 >>Hacked? You mean like a cough?

Posted by: Hillary

Naw, more like a life hack: Get control of your Inbox with this one easy trick!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 07:36 PM (NOIQH)

294 Hillary: But the server was secure. It was surrounded by Secret Service agents 24/7.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2016 07:36 PM (r1fLd)

295 289 Remember when they showed the soft core pron show on TV called. Aerobisize in the 90' s

Eighties, it was. Very early on.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 07:35 PM (C9pBZ)

Was that on ESPN? The one with Kiana Tom?

Man was that a sad day when they took that off the air.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 25, 2016 07:36 PM (4ErVI)

296 ... oh, and check out cotton of arkansas denounce the vile harry reid on the floor of the senate! kinda 80's...um sorta... gotta go...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 25, 2016 07:36 PM (WTSFk)

297 Locally sourced.

Renewable.

Sustainable.

Organic.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 07:37 PM (NeFrd)

298 Mrs. Clinton. May I suggest a campaign stop in a non-extradition treaty country?

Posted by: Hillary's Lawyer at May 25, 2016 07:37 PM (12kBq)

299 >> 80's? i'm listening to "hold me now" by the thompson twins on youtube right now!

HERE COMES THE RAIN AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFnYcIqj6I

Posted by: EURYTHMICS at May 25, 2016 07:37 PM (NvC7m)

300 Years ago there was a lady running for county commissioner named Evagina Brown. I never did figure out how to pronounce her first name.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 25, 2016 07:38 PM (tEDMc)

301 >>Hillary: But the server was secure. It was surrounded by Secret Service agents 24/7.

Gah! She really said that and it is SO stupid!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 07:38 PM (NOIQH)

302 Bbbbut Bbbbut Trump is like mean and says nasty things man. So you know, Hillary it is!!

Posted by: Principled "Conservatives" at May 25, 2016 07:38 PM (r4VQU)

303 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 25, 2016 07:36 PM (4ErVI)
My sisters husband used to watch that. Girls in leotards doing aerobics.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2016 07:38 PM (egOGm)

304 "I think Obama wants her out"

probably wants to squeeze her enough to make sure his "legacy" - that is all the progressive shit he and his minions brought upon our heads is intact if she is the elected.

Posted by: runner at May 25, 2016 07:38 PM (c6/9Q)

305 Was that on ESPN?

Showtime, IIRC...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 25, 2016 07:39 PM (C9pBZ)

306 298 Locally sourced.

Renewable.

Sustainable.

Organic.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 07:37 PM (NeFrd)

But definitely not "small batch"

Posted by: Josephistan at May 25, 2016 07:39 PM (7qAYi)

307
Allow me to enlighten you all what's about to happen. Hill will finally be charged in Sept. or Oct., will drop out to be replaced by Biden/Warren,

I don't think thats possible it will be after the convention so she'll have chosen a running mate and its past the deadline to be on the ballot.It would be her running mate taking the spot or Bernie Sanders

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 25, 2016 07:39 PM (lKyWE)

308 ♪ From the halls of Evagina
To the whores of Tripoli ♫

Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2016 07:39 PM (PLnZs)

309 299 Mrs. Clinton. May I suggest a campaign stop in a non-extradition treaty country?

Posted by: Hillary's Lawyer at May 25, 2016 07:37 PM (12kBq)

2016: Running for President of the United States!

2017: Running to Belize!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 25, 2016 07:39 PM (4ErVI)

310 Queue up 'Hail to the chief'...

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 25, 2016 07:40 PM (12kBq)

311 Hillary is locally sauced. (Bourbon is her choice of spirits, isn't it?)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2016 07:40 PM (PLnZs)

312
Video of the eq that hit Japan a few years ago. Look how those tall bldg sway!

https://goo.gl/wztvUI

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 07:40 PM (iQIUe)

313 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 07:37 PM (NeFrd)
I stop listening if I hear any of those words.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2016 07:41 PM (egOGm)

314 Kiana Tom....Fapiliicipusness to the max. She was on TV past the early 80s cuz I remember her well and I was way too young to notice such things in the early 80s

Posted by: Principled at May 25, 2016 07:41 PM (r4VQU)

315 >> Jamie Lee Curtos's sweater puppies aren't on Greta!

Naw, they're probably approaching her navel by now though. AND she's a progressive moonbat/Hillary fan.

But they were mighty fine in Trading Places. 1983 was a very firm year.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2016 07:41 PM (gyKtp)

316 ... like a new emotion...

:-)

thank you.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 25, 2016 07:41 PM (WTSFk)

317 Off principled sock

Posted by: Principled at May 25, 2016 07:42 PM (r4VQU)

318 312 Hillary is locally sauced. (Bourbon is her choice of spirits, isn't it?)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2016 07:40 PM (PLnZs)

=========
Chocolate Bread Pudding with Bourbon Sauce - yum!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 07:42 PM (iQIUe)

319 Don't know what it all means, put I was at a legal technology expo last summer and Platte Valley had a booth there. I asked if they were the Platte Valley that was in the news lately. Affirmative. I had the nerve to ask if there was really a Clinton server in a bathroom somewhere in Colorado. His answer: No, it is in New Jersey.

Whereupon I ambled on because I did not want to get slapped with a subpoena.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 25, 2016 07:43 PM (fOYVL)

320 Off principled sock

Posted by: Principled at May 25, 2016 07:42 PM (r4VQU)

****

That's like "The 500 Socks of Bartholomew Cubbins".

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 07:43 PM (NeFrd)

321 ESPN had an exercise show, but there used to be an exercise show aired on independent stations which was exceptionally salacious

Posted by: Hugh at May 25, 2016 07:43 PM (12kBq)

322
They ain't puppies anymore those, things are like 600 years old in dog years

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 25, 2016 07:43 PM (lKyWE)

323 Kiana Tom was like all Internet fap material rolled into one before the Internet existed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 25, 2016 07:43 PM (4ErVI)

324 O/T...

Any morons into EDM? Las Vegas is going to be amazing this weekend. I looked up who will be there, and was blown away. Trying to convince the mrs to ditch our plans and fly out. Gotta work on grandma and grandpa agreeing to take the little ones. That might be a bit tougher.

Posted by: Principled at May 25, 2016 07:44 PM (r4VQU)

325 Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 25, 2016 07:43 PM (fOYVL)

OMG That's funny.

Posted by: @votermom at May 25, 2016 07:44 PM (7lVbc)

326 Annie Lennox makes my stereo system happy.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2016 07:44 PM (NvC7m)

327 They ain't puppies anymore those, things are like 600 years old in dog years

****

Sweater Bassetts

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 07:45 PM (NeFrd)

328 Fucking Principled sock off already.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 25, 2016 07:45 PM (r4VQU)

329 JLC had the best rack in Hollyweird

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2016 07:45 PM (89T5c)

330 "It is very unfortunate that our institutions of integrity, like Justice
and the FBI, would leak information. They should be held to a higher
standard. But listen, you live in this world, you're in politics, these
things happen,"

-- Terry MacAuliffe on DoJ leaking the FBI's investigation of him

I know, right?
I haaaate when a government official doesn't safeguard information on its activities!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2016 07:45 PM (NOIQH)

331 Hi folks.

Anybody want to talk gardens, or guns, or dawgs, or shitty marriages, or kids, or whatever ?

Hey look ... I ain't trying to make people change the topic. I'm just at the point where I'm pretty much good with how things turn out.

Between now and then ... my sweet potatoes are coming up.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 07:46 PM (fiGNd)

332 AEROBICISE - The Worlds first Aerobics exercise show. Premiered on SHOWTIME on July 04, 1981

Paramount Pictures distributed Aerobicise for 15 years

Posted by: Hugh at May 25, 2016 07:46 PM (12kBq)

333
JLC had the best rack in Hollyweird

ah,Carol Wayne

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 25, 2016 07:47 PM (lKyWE)

334 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 07:46 PM (fiGNd)
So, what's new?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2016 07:47 PM (egOGm)

335 Watching Aerial America now. They are doing North Carolina. If you can ignore the lefty lean narration it's the best show on TV.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 25, 2016 07:48 PM (MNgU2)

336 Anybody want to talk gardens, or guns, or dawgs, or shitty marriages, or kids, or whatever ?

Caught the kids' dog digging up my prized Siberian Iris in my garden. Pulled out my trusty .410 and peppered his ass real good. My then wife would not speak to me again after that, she left me and took the kids with her.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 25, 2016 07:48 PM (fOYVL)

337 Oh geez I remember Kiara now.

Yowza.

Posted by: Blano at May 25, 2016 07:49 PM (z43G5)

338 I never heard of Kiana Tom before now. Wow! I spent the 80s vainly struggling to get something out of scrambled porno.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 25, 2016 07:49 PM (7qAYi)

339 how did our breasts ever get a moniker of sweater puppies?

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 07:50 PM (mL2BD)

340 So, what's new?

We've had rain out the ass. Put my planting out past Derby into the second week of May. But shoots are already coming up.

Oldest Boy loved ... flat out loved ... going to the NRA convention last Saturday.

You ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 07:50 PM (fiGNd)

341 >>>>>Anybody want to talk gardens, or guns, or dawgs, or shitty marriages, or kids, or whatever ?

Caught the kids' dog digging up my prized Siberian Iris in my garden. Pulled out my trusty .410 and peppered his ass real good. My then wife would not speak to me again after that, she left me and took the kids with her.
.
.
.
.You missed the "whatever". I suggest booze and hookers.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 07:50 PM (iONHu)

342 Of course It didn't report a suspected breach of Its server. The State Dept would have demanded It use a secure and accountable system and there was still money out there to be made. It couldn't run the risk of them finding out.

Posted by: Hank at May 25, 2016 07:51 PM (GKsb7)

343 340 how did our breasts ever get a moniker of sweater puppies?
Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 07:50 PM (mL2BD)

Because it sounds better than flesh pumpkins?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 25, 2016 07:51 PM (fOYVL)

344 Just got an email from linked in that they wuz hacked.
I should just delete my account - I never use it anyway.

Posted by: @votermom at May 25, 2016 07:51 PM (7lVbc)

345 How did balls ever get the name jockey giblets?

We'll never know.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 07:51 PM (qUNWi)

346 I never heard of Kiana Tom before now. Wow! I spent the 80s vainly struggling to get something out of scrambled porno.
Posted by: Josephistan

"Turn it to channel 2. The squiggly lines aren't as bad."

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2016 07:52 PM (89T5c)

347 332 Hey Scogg - you ever get the 175s?

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2016 07:52 PM (e3bId)

348 I imagine starting upheavels in other countries with the goal of being their first to sell off that particular countries assets to cronies might be a legal issue ?

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 07:52 PM (mL2BD)

349 I thought Jamie Lee was born a hermaphrodite or something? Seriously.

Anyhow, she's sporting the Angry Feminist Crew Cut now.

Nice to know her actress mother was once offered an ambassadorship by LBJ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 07:53 PM (1ZOkK)

350 Watching Aerial America now. They are doing North Carolina. If you can ignore the lefty lean narration it's the best show on TV.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 25, 2016 07:48 PM (MNgU2)

Just scheduled my vacation for July and am heading to Mississippi. Trying to put my dollars where my mouth is and support those the liberal scum hate.

Posted by: Blano at May 25, 2016 07:53 PM (z43G5)

351 Maybe the OED Online can tell you, willow?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2016 07:53 PM (PLnZs)

352 eleven , i never heard that one .
maybe i should take my walker and go to an old folks site

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 07:53 PM (mL2BD)

353 LinkedIn was hacked eh? Super.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 25, 2016 07:53 PM (r4VQU)

354 JLC had the best rack in Hollyweird
ah,Carol Wayne
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 25, 2016 07:47 PM (lKyWE)

Ed Asner. For the ladies.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2016 07:53 PM (ej1L0)

355 Plus, below, the State Department can't say the hacks weren't successful.

Of course not, they're too busy letting Muslims flood into the country

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2016 07:54 PM (45oDG)

356 344 Funbags. Funbags is my favorite.

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2016 07:54 PM (e3bId)

357 It's funny that you can refer to breaststroke in any jibberish you want and guys will know exactly what you are talking about . i.e.; take a look at those baboonbabams!

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 25, 2016 07:54 PM (MNgU2)

358 andycanuck, the oxford dictionary?

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 07:54 PM (mL2BD)

359 Blano....I've heard Arkansas is quite beautiful.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 07:54 PM (qUNWi)

360 Watching Aerial America now. They are doing North Carolina. If you can ignore the lefty lean narration it's the best show on TV.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 25, 2016 07:48 PM (MNgU2)

____

Not sure if I want to know, but how is there a left slant on aerial photos?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 25, 2016 07:54 PM (r4VQU)

361 You missed the "whatever". I suggest booze and hookers.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 07:50 PM (iONHu)

I'm 56. I only write about what I know.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 25, 2016 07:55 PM (fOYVL)

362 being there first*

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 07:55 PM (mL2BD)

363 14 I think Obama is going to shiv her.

I think Obama is going to schlong her up the poop shoot.

Posted by: Hank at May 25, 2016 07:55 PM (GKsb7)

364 Why in the F did auto crap change breasts to breaststroke.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 25, 2016 07:55 PM (MNgU2)

365 poop chute

Posted by: Hank at May 25, 2016 07:55 PM (GKsb7)

366 Husband is off to help son move out of hood apartment.

So damned relieved.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 07:56 PM (1ZOkK)

367 Annie Lennox makes my stereo system happy.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2016 07:44 PM (NvC7m)

Just as long as you aren't listening to her politics....

She does have a great voice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2016 07:56 PM (Zu3d9)

368 Caught the kids' dog digging up my prized Siberian Iris in my garden. Pulled out my trusty .410 and peppered his ass real good. My then wife would not speak to me again after that, she left me and took the kids with her.

*****

Nice.

Were you drunk the day your mom got out of prison?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 07:56 PM (NeFrd)

369 228
How about just a strategically placed apostrophe?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 25, 2016 07:17 PM
---------------------
HAH! Good one.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 07:56 PM (T/5A0)

370 366 poop chute
Posted by: Hank at May 25, 2016 07:55 PM (GKsb7)

Hillary.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 25, 2016 07:56 PM (fOYVL)

371 Yes, willow. Or maybe try the online Urban Dictionary?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2016 07:57 PM (PLnZs)

372 I never heard of Kiana Tom before now. Wow! I spent the 80s vainly struggling to get something out of scrambled porno.
Posted by: Josephistan

"Turn it to channel 2. The squiggly lines aren't as bad."
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2016 07:52 PM (89T5c)

Satellite TV before scrambling was nothing short of glorious.

Posted by: Blano at May 25, 2016 07:57 PM (z43G5)

373

the maggots are out formaing at Kimmel's studio now
haha
they find trump no matter where he goes
like a plague of soros' spawn

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 25, 2016 07:57 PM (qCMvj)

374 poop shoot.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 07:57 PM (qUNWi)

375 So looking at tickets for a show in LV this weekend, prices are as follows:

Men $112
Women $65

Can I use some of my white male privilege to buy down the cost by any chance?

But seriously how is this shit legal? Reverse the prices and you'd have 20K SJWs protesting outside the venue and Loretta Lynch filing civil rights charges against the club.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 25, 2016 07:57 PM (r4VQU)

376 how did our breasts ever get a moniker of sweater puppies?
Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 07:50 PM (mL2BD)

*****

Does Blouse Bunnies work better for you?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 25, 2016 07:57 PM (KcI5m)

377 Chest zeppelins

Posted by: Josephistan at May 25, 2016 07:57 PM (7qAYi)

378 "Hey Scogg - you ever get the 175s?"

Have said items, have directions. Will be at business meeting in July. Work has interfered with June.

And I owe you big for pointing me in the right direction.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 07:58 PM (fiGNd)

379 Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 25, 2016 07:54 PM (r4VQU)

They narrate the history of various sites. They include the lefty position on climate change, native Americans, environmental issues, etc.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 25, 2016 07:58 PM (MNgU2)

380 I'm late to the party here... I'm sure there were many references to Mike McLintock on VEEP, but I just want to say HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS EXACTLY LIKE MIKE MCLINTOCK ON VEEP!!!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 25, 2016 07:58 PM (nhHPu)

381 andycanuck, nope, they don't address this problem.

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 07:59 PM (mL2BD)

382 "Panties" is the best word ever.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 07:59 PM (qUNWi)

383 Our PBS station has aerial video of the region. Very beautiful. Not a word is said.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2016 07:59 PM (89T5c)

384 They narrate the history of various sites. They include the lefty position on climate change, native Americans, environmental issues, etc.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 25, 2016 07:58 PM (MNgU2)

_____

Aha. Of course.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 25, 2016 07:59 PM (r4VQU)

385 Glad to hear it, bro.

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2016 07:59 PM (e3bId)

386 and no way i'm doing urban dictionary.

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 07:59 PM (mL2BD)

387 Were you drunk the day your mom got out of prison?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 07:56 PM (NeFrd)

Oh, shit. I forgot all about her. She's been waiting for me to pick her up from the big house since her release on October 3, 1997. Man, is she gonna be pissed.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 25, 2016 08:00 PM (fOYVL)

388 So, I mentioned this O/T in another thread today, but it bears repeating for the ear worm.

Son gave a military tour today to a guy and his wife. The guy was the lead singer of the '68 hit, "Build Me Up Buttercup."

Son has no idea what the song is so wasn't impressed.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:00 PM (1ZOkK)

389 Man, i think tatas ,breasts , bosom, titties as the slang are well rounded descriptors

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:01 PM (mL2BD)

390 Sounds like good news Jane D'oh

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 08:01 PM (3wHFl)

391 375 poop shoot.
Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 07:57 PM (qUNWi)

Pull!

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 25, 2016 08:01 PM (fOYVL)

392 Jane, good news, i hope he has many peaceful nights .

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:02 PM (mL2BD)

393
Were you drunk the day your mom got out of prison?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

Oh, shit. I forgot all about her. She's been waiting for me to pick her up from the big house since her release on October 3, 1997. Man, is she gonna be pissed.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained

Pickup truck was broke down

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 25, 2016 08:02 PM (k4M/B)

394 351---Just scheduled my vacation for July and am heading to Mississippi. Trying to put my dollars where my mouth is and support those the liberal scum hate.
Posted by: Blano at May 25, 2016 07:53 PM (z43G5)
----------------------------
Good for you!
We're thinking NC --- Ocracoke, maybe New Bern area too.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 08:02 PM (T/5A0)

395 393
Jane, good news, i hope he has many peaceful nights .

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:02 PM (mL2BD)

Thanks. Just hoping he gets moved out without a drive by or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:03 PM (1ZOkK)

396 Hillary has her ups and downs but she's in this race for the long haul and that's why they call her Hilldalgo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 08:03 PM (Nwg0u)

397 Oh, shit. I forgot all about her. She's been waiting for me to pick her up from the big house since her release on October 3, 1997. Man, is she gonna be pissed.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 25, 2016 08:00 PM (fOYVL)

*****

Not to worry. Before you can get to the station in your pick-up truck, she'll get run over by a danged old train.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 08:03 PM (NeFrd)

398 Pickup truck was broke down
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 25, 2016 08:02 PM (k4M/B) and parked on blocks in the front yard next to that there custom cabinet tv and that cool recliner that was dear old dads

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:03 PM (mL2BD)

399 >>tatas ,breasts , bosom, titties as the slang are well rounded descriptors

But they aren't all round. Some are pointy.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2016 08:03 PM (NvC7m)

400 Ocracoke Island WITHOUT liberals? I could spend all summer there.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 25, 2016 08:04 PM (r4VQU)

401 >>>>The guy was the lead singer of the '68 hit, "Build Me Up Buttercup."<<<<<

He was also Herod on the original JCS album.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 25, 2016 08:04 PM (tEDMc)

402 Jabe hours away from a calmer lifestyle
G-d willing

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:04 PM (mL2BD)

403 Oh god.

Ace fell off the Twitter wagon hard and he's hitting the pipe hard.

This will not end pretty.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 25, 2016 08:04 PM (1xUj/)

404 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2016 07:59 PM (89T5c)

I don't mind the narration as I learn a lot but I'm also able to discern opinion from fact. For instance , tonight I learned a little more about the Biltmore. Same guy who did Central Park was the guy who designed the grounds for the Biltmore.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 25, 2016 08:04 PM (MNgU2)

405 I see the Horde has dutifully noted the VRWC.

Posted by: fluffy at May 25, 2016 08:05 PM (2hcmo)

406 Were you drunk the day your mom got out of prison?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

Oh, shit. I forgot all about her. She's been waiting for me to pick her up from the big house since her release on October 3, 1997. Man, is she gonna be pissed.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained

Pickup truck was broke down

-
First step is getting it down off the blocks in your front yard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 08:05 PM (Nwg0u)

407 404
Oh god.

Ace fell off the Twitter wagon hard and he's hitting the pipe hard.

This will not end pretty.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 25, 2016 08:04 PM (1xUj/)

INTERVENTION!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:05 PM (1ZOkK)

408 364 Posted by: Hank at May 25, 2016 07:55 PM (GKsb7)

Thanks....no really....

I earned that I guess Bronk sticking small thin metal into her deserved his small think crank going up her Clinton as a visual...

//Brain Bleach

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:05 PM (g8Hfr)

409 I'd say more like a pointy roundness.

So to speak.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 08:06 PM (qUNWi)

410 Warm fronts

Posted by: Josephistan at May 25, 2016 08:06 PM (7qAYi)

411 Who is ace twitter-fighting with??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:06 PM (1ZOkK)

412 Anywhere without liberals is a paradise, Moo Moo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2016 08:06 PM (89T5c)

413 garrett, you got me.
conical dealies., er..
nevermind.
lets' talk about men now

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:06 PM (mL2BD)

414 >>> Not to worry. Before you can get to the station in your pick-up truck, she'll get run over by a danged old train.

You should write a song about it.

Posted by: fluffy at May 25, 2016 08:07 PM (2hcmo)

415 Damn you, Willow, at 399!,

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 08:07 PM (Nwg0u)

416 Pickup truck was broke down
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 25, 2016 08:02 PM (k4M/B)

In the hospital for refusing to give my ex-wife's boyfriend money to pay child support for his kids. I think three years of that was enough. He didn't take it well.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 25, 2016 08:07 PM (fOYVL)

417 >>Ace fell off the Twitter wagon...he's hitting the pipe hard.

'Will suck cock for 140 Characters'

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2016 08:07 PM (NvC7m)

418 401 Ocracoke Island WITHOUT liberals? I could spend all summer there.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 25, 2016 08:04 PM (r4VQU)
---------------------
Yep. We're hoping the hipsters will be boycotting!
(Although, truth be told, I don't think many will.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 08:08 PM (T/5A0)

419 noooo !Ace is cheating on Us again?

that's it. im so done.

flouncing soon
almost now
close but i would have to get out of the chair..
ok soon-ish

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:08 PM (mL2BD)

420 ace is such a pawn of desires.

lol

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 08:08 PM (qUNWi)

421 Ace fell off the Twitter wagon hard and he's hitting the pipe hard.
This will not end pretty.

*****

Crap. I guess it's going to be Kaboom for breakfast tomorrow.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 08:08 PM (NeFrd)

422 Ace fell off the Twitter wagon hard and he's hitting the pipe hard.

Ace needs to save up some money, throw the keys to a Cob, and drag his ass somewhere South and just work for a while.

He'll be happier when he's done.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 08:08 PM (fiGNd)

423 First step is getting it down off the blocks in your front yard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 08:05 PM (Nwg0u)

Now why would anyone want to do that?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 25, 2016 08:08 PM (fOYVL)

424 You should write a song about it.

****

Why, it would be perfect!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 08:09 PM (NeFrd)

425 I fell off the wagon three days ago and hit the twatter tunnel...

I'm better now...

some stupidity just needs answered

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:09 PM (g8Hfr)

426 >>Ace needs to save up some money, throw the keys to a Cob, and drag his ass somewhere South and just work for a while.

I keep offering to take him fishing...

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2016 08:09 PM (NvC7m)

427
Ya know? I don't think those #NeverTrump people are Republicans. I think some of them might be Bernie or Hillary supporters.

Posted by: HyperMania1637 at May 25, 2016 08:09 PM (7B8m0)

428 *pours willow some tea*

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at May 25, 2016 08:10 PM (dEQP3)

429 'Will suck cock for 140 Characters'

That's my motto!

Posted by: Cher at May 25, 2016 08:10 PM (89T5c)

430
Ace needs to save up some money, throw the keys to a Cob, and drag his ass somewhere South and just work for a while.

He'll be happier when he's done.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 08:08 PM (fiGNd)

Yeah. He needs a vacay. I'd be happy to put him up in our guest room. And leave him alone. He could go to the beach, hang out at the pool cabana bar, and go out on the boat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:11 PM (1ZOkK)

431 423 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 08:08 PM (fiGNd)

If I had a spread down in Louisiana I'd have Ace help out on Boss' wrecker for a week and let him stay gratis...

Decent Church, good folk, nice hole in the wall burger joint and a steakhouse....

I miss it a bunch, Ace could go study Baptists in the wild.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:11 PM (g8Hfr)

432 My dog ran off.....

in my beat up pick up truck....

bad enough on its own...

but he toooookkkk

mah old lady.....

//OKC Barrister and the Glitter Gulch Jug Band

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:12 PM (g8Hfr)

433 'Will suck cock for 140 Characters'

*****

Line forms here!!!

Posted by: Mickey, Goofy, Papa Smurf, Donald, Daffy, Yosemite Sam... at May 25, 2016 08:12 PM (NeFrd)

434 Hyper- That's might be, but the bloggers that I read are conservatives

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 08:12 PM (3wHFl)

435 oooooh, alex, thankyou-thankyou,
how are things dear one?

i've been attempting to glue my mind back in its designated place,
only somewhat successfully.

you?

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:12 PM (mL2BD)

436 I keep offering to take him fishing...

Damn ya' ... you never offered me.

But honest to God ... a little hard work without some cocksucker foreman over top of you ... just hard work without pressure ... for myself or with friends ... I find really, really good for my soul.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 08:12 PM (fiGNd)

437 428
Ya know? I don't think those #NeverTrump people are Republicans. I think some of them might be Bernie or Hillary supporters.
Posted by: HyperMania1637 at May 25, 2016 08:09 PM (7B8m0)

___
We're totes Republicans

Posted by: David Brooks, Kathlleen Parker, David Frum at May 25, 2016 08:12 PM (r4VQU)

438 I'm so damned pissed the rioters in NM injured the police horse to the point it had to be put down.

And the idiots at MSNBC were claiming the rioters were fighting "for their humanity."

That horse was worth 100 of those rioting bastards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:13 PM (1ZOkK)

439
My wife ran off

with the garbage man.

I don't miss that woman

but someone's got to empty my can....

//Jim Stafford

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 25, 2016 08:13 PM (tEDMc)

440 1 It depends!

It's Depends!

There. Fixed It For You.

Posted by: Jack at May 25, 2016 08:14 PM (/haNQ)

441 >>>>I'd have Ace help out on Boss' wrecker for a week<<<<<

A week on the piano truck would be good for him.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 25, 2016 08:14 PM (tEDMc)

442 So Roots is coming back next week. Bigger and blacker than before too!!

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 25, 2016 08:14 PM (r4VQU)

443 439 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:13 PM (1ZOkK)

Ask your son where OPFOR media falls in the FM 3-24 universe ma'am....

the books have answers....

Those shitheads aren't worth 1/1000th a horse.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:14 PM (g8Hfr)

444 "Mrs Clinton, when did you first suspect your computer had been hacked?

Hacked? As in like a machete hacked?

Posted by: Hank at May 25, 2016 08:15 PM (GKsb7)

445 Above, some one wondered why pantsuits all the time. Well, they help hide the Depends. I assume you were talking Hillary. Jamie Lee was doing these ads for Activia, you know regularity and all that. Hell, she may shart herself all the time and need Depends herself.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 25, 2016 08:15 PM (DW+jj)

446 you?
Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:12 PM (mL2BD)

I am okay. Work is being all worky and there's some family stuff and Boy BFF is buying a house and I may kill him with the power of my miiiiiiinnnddd if he bitches to me one more time.

But other that that, all is well.

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at May 25, 2016 08:15 PM (dEQP3)

447 alexthechick, are you around?

I received a package this afternoon I believe was meant for you.

A yuuuge box of wolf spiders. I just need to know where to forward them.

*slitty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:15 PM (1ZOkK)

448 If everyone is offering Ace a vacation I have a guesthouse and a small pool house. In wine country.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2016 08:15 PM (egOGm)

449 garret, forgot to take US fishing.

srsly i've been dreaming about buying dirtbikes again with my change , dumps purse.

i said thinking..
i really miss freedom from life, and camping and yes Fishing with someone elses hook and of course i don't actually clean the fish.
but i Love fishing!

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:16 PM (mL2BD)

450 We're totes Republicans
Posted by: David Brooks, Kathlleen Parker, David Frum

Ah, yes. The faint whiff of nuance...

Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2016 08:16 PM (jO7js)

451 442 Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 25, 2016 08:14 PM (tEDMc)

Wrecking or moving big things would be a fascinating mental exercise for him....

cute gals....awesome catfish.....

We usually made lunch on the grill with fresh cut fries in the fryer on Wed and the Troopers drop by...

was next to Air Freight the best job of my life.

I miss the place a lot.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:16 PM (g8Hfr)

452 alex, You really have to let the guy paying you Know who's the real boss. silly one.

buying a house?
i guess good. i have a house for sale btw. LOL.
maybe two.
kicks purse over end of bed.

i miss you dear

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:17 PM (mL2BD)

453 439--- I'm so damned pissed the rioters in NM injured the police horse to the point it had to be put down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:13 PM (1ZOkK)
---------------
The Albuquerque PD says that rumor is false. The poor horse was indeed knocked down but suffered no injuries.

That's the latest on that story. (Hope it is true.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 08:18 PM (T/5A0)

454 If everyone is offering Ace a vacation I have a guesthouse and a small pool house. In wine country.

ace...if you don't take her up on that you're a total gaywad.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2016 08:18 PM (qUNWi)

455 Wrecking or moving big things would be a fascinating mental exercise for him....

Pretty sure hit would change him. For the better.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 08:18 PM (fiGNd)

456 And the idiots at MSNBC were claiming the rioters were fighting "for their humanity."

They lost. And it wasn't even close.

Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2016 08:18 PM (jO7js)

457 I need to string some fencing next week. Maybe Ace would like to come help dig some post holes. We'd let him sleep indoors if he gets a flea dip first.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 25, 2016 08:19 PM (NeFrd)

458
That's the latest on that story. (Hope it is true.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 08:18 PM (T/5A0)

Someone here earlier said Fox News Radio was reporting it was euthanized. I hope it isn't true.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:19 PM (1ZOkK)

459 456 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 08:18 PM (fiGNd)

Wrecking taught me to appreciate the little things....

like not being decapitated when your truck rolls being driven by your intoxicated date....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:19 PM (g8Hfr)

460 *waves at Jane and willow*

I'm on the phone with Alex for the 356th consecutive day.

Yes. I'm bragging.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 25, 2016 08:19 PM (1xUj/)

461 *smishes willow*

alexthechick, are you around?

I received a package this afternoon I believe was meant for you.

A yuuuge box of wolf spiders. I just need to know where to forward them.

*slitty eyes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:15 PM (1ZOkK)

310 1st St SE Washington DC 20003

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at May 25, 2016 08:20 PM (dEQP3)

462 Let's face it. Ace needs to get the hell out of NYC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:20 PM (1ZOkK)

463 If one of my mates got hurt I'm going to stomp some lefty and stick a horseshoe up someone's ass.

Posted by: Mr Police Horsey at May 25, 2016 08:20 PM (3wHFl)

464 365th.

Fuck math.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 25, 2016 08:20 PM (1xUj/)

465 Man, i think tatas ,breasts , bosom, titties as the slang are well rounded descriptors
I knew all of those but the last - "descriptors" is new to me.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 25, 2016 08:20 PM (bZ7mE)

466 If everyone is offering Ace a vacation I have a guesthouse and a small pool house. In wine country.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2016 08:15 PM (egOGm)

I'd be happy to fill in for him.

Posted by: Blano at May 25, 2016 08:20 PM (z43G5)

467 Whether or not it's true, keep spreading the message that anti-Trump thugs killed a horse.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 25, 2016 08:20 PM (r4VQU)

468 ties Banders shoe laces together, shoves him off the chair. grabs phone.

beat it buddy

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:21 PM (mL2BD)

469 >>I'm on the phone with Alex for the 356th consecutive day.

The Empress never visits or calls.

Probably why i stopped baking her Blondies.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2016 08:21 PM (NvC7m)

470
310 1st St SE Washington DC 20003

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at May 25, 2016 08:20 PM (dEQP3)

Nice try.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:21 PM (1ZOkK)

471 Ace fell off the Twitter wagon hard

Couple hundred more tweets in the next hour and I'm willing to declare the embargo over.

Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2016 08:21 PM (jO7js)

472 Nice try.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:21 PM (1ZOkK)

What! It's not like a box of wolf spiders shouldn't be sent there.

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at May 25, 2016 08:22 PM (dEQP3)

473 463 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:20 PM (1ZOkK)

Well MS 10077 is leaning towards going home to Ohio assuming my sister and dad are still alive....

had we settled in Texas I'd have offered the Ewok a place at Moron Estates

I do sincerely think he'd be happier out of the BosWash corridor....

I ever get the place set up in Ohio I'll welcome y'all to eat some of my apples and strawberries and go grab a Cassano's pizza.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:22 PM (g8Hfr)

474 310 1st St SE Washington DC 20003

haha

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:22 PM (mL2BD)

475 459---"I hope it isn't true."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:19 PM (1ZOkK)
-------------
Me too.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 08:22 PM (T/5A0)

476 After the big rant about boycotting social media and taking a walk? Ace, Ace, Ace. For shame sir. For shame.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 25, 2016 08:22 PM (r4VQU)

477 CaliGirl, jeez, would you consider a few nights in the pool or guest house in trade for, dunno, laying out a rifle range on the property (if you can fit, and desire, one)?

Or you have any bothersome small critters that need hot lead injections?

You know that area's my favorite in CA. Been a while, gotta get up there again soon.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2016 08:23 PM (QDnY+)

478 I keep offering to take him fishing...
---
it's the no mention of coming back that puts him off...

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2016 08:23 PM (8Y4jo)

479 i think ace should go camping .
with me
but do alll the work.
for the greater good

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:23 PM (mL2BD)

480 Wrecking taught me to appreciate the little things....

Yeah. I remember ... straight the fvck up ...

... my first job out of college walking into a cage full of maintenance guys ... and just saying ... "I don't have a damn clue what's going on. I've worked construction. What do y'all need me to do ?".

True story. Pretty sure it saved my ass.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 08:23 PM (fiGNd)

481 238
Using chemjeff's logic, we shouldn't vote for Trump because, oh my God, he might do this too!!!!

Posted by: Blano at May 25, 2016 07:20 PM (z43G5)
What, to set up a separate server in order to avoid scrutiny? I wouldn't put it past him, frankly.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2016 08:24 PM (uAvJJ)

482 477 Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 25, 2016 08:22 PM (r4VQU)

I think this one *may* be important enough....assuming he's trying to sway the Imperial Japanese Army Never Trumpers the war is over and not discussing hobo skinning.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:24 PM (g8Hfr)

483 Let's face it. Ace needs to get the hell out of NYC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:20 PM (1ZOkK)

Yup....let's make it a movie called "Ace Escapes From New Yawk" and get Kurt Russell to play the lead.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2016 08:24 PM (ej1L0)

484 Rhomboid,
There 2 ranges on this ranch in the back. I think the targets are 100yards and 500 yards.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2016 08:24 PM (egOGm)

485 ace has a commitment issue.

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:24 PM (mL2BD)

486 I live on a purty island, and it's MILF pool season, so there's that. Hey, ace...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:25 PM (1ZOkK)

487 481 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 08:23 PM (fiGNd)

People appreciate a humble hard worker who is willing to learn...

Look at it this way, if the choice is between Ezra Klein or you when the EMP hits who is getting in the lifeboat...

it won't be "Captain Vox" I assure you.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:25 PM (g8Hfr)

488 Demolition was a fun job.
Bonus : Scrap Metals.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2016 08:26 PM (NvC7m)

489 487 I live on a purty island, and it's MILF pool season, so there's that. Hey, ace...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:25 PM (1ZOkK)

Go on....

Posted by: Josephistan at May 25, 2016 08:26 PM (7qAYi)

490 *dips willow's pigtails in the ink well*

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 25, 2016 08:26 PM (1xUj/)

491 maybe we should lure cakegirl to caligirls and tell ace.
that might get him over twitter for a few days

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:26 PM (mL2BD)

492 84 Hillary's spokesweasel looked either drugged or worried shitless.

He read that Epsom salts can help you beat the Box. On the internet.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 25, 2016 08:27 PM (brIR5)

493 'think ace should go camping '

Find the forest. Bring a shovel.

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Posted by: The Bad Council at May 25, 2016 08:27 PM (BO/km)

494 Bander, slaps hands away.. look guy, those pigtails are well earned, brushed , gleaming , shining... ..

ooh blue on ends might be a good look for the week.

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:28 PM (mL2BD)

495 PriorThread:
the Dwarven Book of Grudges

Is this a small book or a book written by Dwarves?
Was it cribbed from the Irish or vice-versa?

Posted by: DaveA at May 25, 2016 08:28 PM (DL2i+)

496 I don't see ace camping. I do see him attempting to take a long bike ride in the country, and coming upon a pack of barking dogs.

I don't know how the story would end.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:28 PM (1ZOkK)

497 After the big rant about boycotting social media and taking a walk? Ace, Ace, Ace. For shame sir. For shame.

-
The flesh is willing but the spirit is week.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 25, 2016 08:29 PM (Nwg0u)

498 Is this a small book or a book written by Dwarves?
Was it cribbed from the Irish or vice-versa?
Posted by: DaveA at May 25, 2016 08:28 PM (DL2i+)

It is where I keep The List.

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at May 25, 2016 08:29 PM (dEQP3)

499 468 Whether or not it's true, keep spreading the message that anti-Trump thugs killed a horse.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 25, 2016 08:20 PM
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Hey, it wouldn't be a lie.
I can honestly say I "read" that it happened.
It was "in the news."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 08:29 PM (T/5A0)

500 487 I live on a purty island, and it's MILF pool season, so there's that. Hey, ace...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:25 PM (1ZOkK)

Where are you again?

Posted by: Blano at May 25, 2016 08:29 PM (z43G5)

501 NYC is no place to live for normal people. If you're filthy rich, where you can be above it all, literally, in the penthouse world, it'd be great. But not for regular people.

And this MILF pool season thing. This intrigues me. Tell me more. Are any of them perhaps filthy rich.... and filthy in general?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 25, 2016 08:29 PM (DW+jj)

502 39
Well, if she did get hacked, there was nothing there except recipes and Yoga class schedules.

and all the adorable details of her beautiful daughter's wedding

+ some odd bits of criminal behavior

Posted by: ed gibbon at May 25, 2016 08:29 PM (vRNwc)

503 497 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:28 PM (1ZOkK)

Either with him doing a PeeWee Herman meets Indiana Jones leading a pack of dogs into NYC.....

OR

The ending of Cujo

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:29 PM (g8Hfr)

504 Hi alexthechick, how are you doing this evening

Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2016 08:29 PM (uAvJJ)

505 I keep offering to take him fishing...

don't fall for it, Ace!

Posted by: zombie Fredo at May 25, 2016 08:30 PM (vsLAs)

506 >> What, to set up a separate server in order to avoid
>> scrutiny? I wouldn't put it past him, frankly.

Yea, but. If you burn the witch then most others will recognize an aversion to pain and not do that.

Posted by: JEM at May 25, 2016 08:30 PM (o+SC1)

507 Ewoks don't so much as "camp" they kinda live off the land.

Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2016 08:30 PM (BO/km)

508 Where are you again?

Posted by: Blano at May 25, 2016 08:29 PM (z43G5)

Just south of Savannah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:30 PM (1ZOkK)

509 Jane, yeah he'd have a hard time if he lost the iphone signal.

and he probably wouldn't enjoy creepy crawlies in his tent. because he would forget to zip up after the restroom break

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:30 PM (mL2BD)

510 It is where I keep The List.

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches[/i

Everything about alex is dwarven except The Rack.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 25, 2016 08:31 PM (1xUj/)

511 CaliGirl, now you're just rubbing it in! Already have two ranges ...... you have the best B ampersand B in the area, even without actually running it as one.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2016 08:31 PM (QDnY+)

512 If you're in your own house, and you want to shoot you're own TV because you really can't take 1 more Bernie or Hillary ad, are you Justified? I happen to have a spare by the way. And maybe 1 or 2 tubes that blow up real good.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 08:31 PM (6Ll1u)

513 508 Ewoks don't so much as "camp" they kinda live off the land.
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2016 08:30 PM (BO/km)

I saw that documentary. They live in giant treehouse cities & use logs on vines as defensive weapons.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 25, 2016 08:32 PM (7qAYi)

514 Yeah, about that MILF pool party island thing.... finally, the National Moron Meetup?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2016 08:32 PM (uAvJJ)

515 Rhomboid,
It's a tough job living here but somebody has do it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2016 08:32 PM (egOGm)

516 >> I live on a purty island, and it's MILF pool season, so
>> there's that. Hey, ace...

We're there.

As soon as we can get through the TSA lines, which might be a week or two.

You haven't yet told us where we're going. If the TSA gave us some workout bikes while we're waiting we could be ready to hit...whomever.

Posted by: JEM at May 25, 2016 08:32 PM (o+SC1)

517 Nice Barrel save, Bander.

*narrows eyes*

*scribbles*

Jane, yeah he'd have a hard time if he lost the iphone signal.

and he probably wouldn't enjoy creepy crawlies in his tent. because he would forget to zip up after the restroom break
Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:30 PM (mL2BD)

I BET HE WOULD GET BIT BY A HORSE TOO!

Ahem.

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at May 25, 2016 08:32 PM (dEQP3)

518 I've got to make a MoMee.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 08:32 PM (fiGNd)

519 512 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 08:31 PM (6Ll1u)

Invest in the 200 buck Silencer stamp on a silencer and have at it...

just b/c you want to Elvisize the TV is no reason to wake the neighbors....

and remember as always make sure you have a good backstop in the target picture....

ideally not human.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:32 PM (g8Hfr)

520 Well MS 10077 is leaning towards going home to Ohio assuming my sister and dad are still alive....

--

Sven, aren't you in SC? Are you leaving me and Vic?

Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun at May 25, 2016 08:33 PM (+FSld)

521 Tinfoil baby it's justified just find a silencer so the cops don't come and take you away.

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:33 PM (mL2BD)

522 alex, i could probably borrow a horse.
and hand ace a carrot to share with..
er ..mr ed?

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:34 PM (mL2BD)

523 "Justified" and "wise" are not synonyms. Jest sayin'...

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 25, 2016 08:34 PM (bZ7mE)

524 521 Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun at May 25, 2016 08:33 PM (+FSld)

We escaped Ft Jackson last August....

I am in scenic Butte Montana for ~ 3 years and then *maybe* one more assignment for her, a shave and a haircut and then finally the duffel bag drag.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:35 PM (g8Hfr)

525 And with mention of a MILF pool party, Jeri Ryan is poolside on "Bosch"

Posted by: Josephistan at May 25, 2016 08:35 PM (7qAYi)

526 "If they are not actually in the sweater is it still proper to refer to them as sweater puppies?"

So let me play with this for just a second...

If they are not actually in Africa, is it still proper to refer to them as African americ...........

Yeh, I should leave that alone

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2016 08:36 PM (ptqRm)

527 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 25, 2016 08:36 PM (KCxzN)

528

Good lord, Napolitano said not only did the servers go down more than once, but at that time Hillary's blackberry went black, and the feds offered state dept bb's, and she refused, stating specifically she wanted to avoid foia's.

wow

criminal

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 25, 2016 08:36 PM (qCMvj)

529 CaliGirl I've been thinking for some time of taking some shootin' irons along next central coast trip, to use the nice Hogue range near Morro Bay. The boss wouldn't mind (we always program in "off" days - no wine-tasting - for things like hikes/golf/beach walks).

Getting hungry for a Hitching Post steak washed down with some local red.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2016 08:36 PM (QDnY+)

530 There is no way in hell the State Dept. who does NOT HAVE HER SERVER would know if it had been hacked or not.

Hell... with the stellar IT depts. in Federal Service... even if they HAD the server, they probably would not know...

Especially as has already been reported, the Admin account was wide open.... which means internally to the server, it would not LOOK like a hack.... just a normal Administrative function.

Annnndddd.... as the Log files are normally recycled periodically automatically.... unless set up as a secure server (where the log files are kept)... you would not know past a certain time period...

Posted by: Don Q.... at May 25, 2016 08:37 PM (qf6WZ)

531 I am in scenic Butte Montana for ~ 3 years and then *maybe* one more
assignment for her, a shave and a haircut and then finally the duffel
bag drag.

--

Love me some Montana. Had grandparents in Virginia City when I was a teen. We used to go out there all the time. Beautiful place. I'm also from Ohio and if you go back...you have my sympathies.

Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun at May 25, 2016 08:37 PM (+FSld)

532 Wife wants to go up to Ulm to look at land this weekend...

if Dad and/or my sister is gone I will probably try to talk her into Alaska, Alberta, or here.

My foster brother wants me to live on the West Virginia/Virginia border...

My son wants to "go home" to Louisiana....

God love him he wants to be in the military, I fear he will learn "you can't really go home" the hard way.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:37 PM (g8Hfr)

533 529

Good lord, Napolitano said not only did the servers go down more than once,

Go down? Like with Huma?

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at May 25, 2016 08:37 PM (7qAYi)

534 532 Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun at May 25, 2016 08:37 PM (+FSld)

It's home...it will always be home....

Home is full of idiots who think Detroit is a roadmap to prosperity not a cautionary tale.

I have nightmares about wife retiring and going back and everyone being gone.

I could very easily be a hermit here in Montana happily for the rest of my days.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:39 PM (g8Hfr)

535 Y'all be good. I'm in the mood to dial up some Old Crow, Merle Haggard, and such.

It's really fucked up. Most of the people I like talk in grey boxes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2016 08:39 PM (fiGNd)

536 Carol from Mr Ed had nice sweater puppies.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 25, 2016 08:40 PM (tEDMc)

537 Well, I think I'll go take a bath in a few minutes.

My artsy-fartsy daughter made these weird "bath bombs" for me for Mother's Day. The one I tried a few days ago was very nice as to scent but left me and the tub covered with itty-bitty flower petals. Weird.

This other one is supposed to bubble.
Frankly I am a bit ....frightened.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 08:40 PM (T/5A0)

538 Wife wants to go up to Ulm to look at land this weekend...

That's a grade school Krautish tongue twister.

In Ulm, um Ulm, um Ulm herum.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 25, 2016 08:41 PM (1xUj/)

539 Want to know how slow and behind the horde Jazz "Hands" Shaw is over at Tepid?

He is just now glomming on to the Robot Burger Chef story WRT McDonald's...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:42 PM (g8Hfr)

540 538
Well, I think I'll go take a bath in a few minutes.

My artsy-fartsy daughter made these weird "bath bombs" for me for
Mother's Day. The one I tried a few days ago was very nice as to scent
but left me and the tub covered with itty-bitty flower petals. Weird.

This other one is supposed to bubble.

Frankly I am a bit ....frightened.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 08:40 PM (T/5A0)

Lol. When our son was little, he and my husband "gifted" me with some yellow bath salts. That dyed the tub....and me...yellow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:42 PM (1ZOkK)

541 Artisanal 'ette, I'm still trying to get over the "I don't want any risk of the personal being accessible" line. Holy shit, yeah, because keeping your criminal misdeeds quiet is so much more important than national security. This should be made into a campaign ad.

Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2016 08:42 PM (9nt94)

542 "This other one is supposed to bubble.
Frankly I am a bit ....frightened."

Crack a window
Light a candle

blame it on the dog.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2016 08:42 PM (ptqRm)

543 Margarita, that sounds lovely, i guess a strainer and a glass of wine, (preparation)

my new dil makes a mean lavender soap! yes i now feel old and bathe in lavender.
anyway it's sweet, i love when the kids do nice smalll things

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:43 PM (mL2BD)

544 539 Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 25, 2016 08:41 PM (1xUj/)

Somewhere there's a Welshman in the fetal position.....

https://youtu.be/AW3q-fRowrg

"Welsh"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:43 PM (g8Hfr)

545 That's a grade school Krautish tongue twister.

In Ulm, um Ulm, um Ulm herum.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 25, 2016 08:41 PM (1xUj/)

i immediately thought lotus position and humm

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:44 PM (mL2BD)

546 My son wants to "go home" to Louisiana....

Whereabouts in Louisiana? Ft. Polk?

Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2016 08:45 PM (9nt94)

547 541----Lol. When our son was little, he and my husband "gifted" me with some yellow bath salts. That dyed the tub....and me...yellow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:42 PM (1ZOkK)
--------------
Uh oh.
This one is kinda green. :O

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 08:45 PM (T/5A0)

548 https://youtu.be/G2sjrbK3J3k

Princess Di speaking Welsh

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:45 PM (g8Hfr)

549 Well, dammit, no more on MILF pool party island.

I was hopin'. I think I need a real good prostate blowing out or something. You know how you need to take an old vehicle you haven't run much or too hard and it sort of gets sludgy and you need to just take out and go WOT a blow that sucker our?

Well, I think the old baby batter making and spitting equipment down there needs a good blow out.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 25, 2016 08:45 PM (DW+jj)

550 Our last night in Africa, the safari lodge surprised us with a private dinner on our porch (which we were repeatedly warned not to go out on after dark because lions and such).

It was our 30th anniversary, so they had rose petals on the bed, and filled the stone tub with bubble bath and rose petals.

I just sighed and scooped up the petals off the bed. When you've been married 30 years, you don't want to wallow around in rose petals. Or bathe in the slimy things.

But it was sweet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:46 PM (1ZOkK)

551 >> Wife wants to go up to Ulm to look at land this weekend...

You mean an Ulm somewhere in the US?

Posted by: JEM at May 25, 2016 08:46 PM (o+SC1)

552 547 Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2016 08:45 PM (9nt94)

Yes, he began school in Leesville...

Scenic Vernon Parish...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:46 PM (g8Hfr)

553 552 Posted by: JEM at May 25, 2016 08:46 PM (o+SC1)

Ulm Montana....

Population 738... and 20,000 cows....

I think she likes the cows.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:47 PM (g8Hfr)

554 Tomorrow is John Wayne day in Newport Beach, when they say that the OC is the last conservative outpost in Cali, they aren't kidding, and only South OC by the way.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2016 08:47 PM (6Ll1u)

555 544 Margarita, that sounds lovely, i guess a strainer and a glass of wine, (preparation)

my new dil makes a mean lavender soap! yes i now feel old and bathe in lavender.
anyway it's sweet, i love when the kids do nice smalll things
Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:43 PM (mL2BD)
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A strainer! I should have thought of that!
(And yes, it is sweet.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 08:47 PM (T/5A0)

556 Also how many of the posts on the Trump thread are actually Marco R?

Posted by: DaveA at May 25, 2016 08:48 PM (DL2i+)

557 Population 738... and 20,000 cows....

I think she likes the cows.

On average, the cows are more useful than the people these days.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 25, 2016 08:49 PM (D0J8L)

558 Scenic Vernon Parish...

Well, you could always hop over to Sabine Parish for some good fishing.

Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2016 08:49 PM (9nt94)

559 Jane, sometimes looking at your old love making in a new environment is a really beautiful marriage refresher.

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2016 08:49 PM (mL2BD)

560 nood

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 25, 2016 08:49 PM (tEDMc)

561 559 Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2016 08:49 PM (9nt94)

Yup...or go down to Calcasieu or whatever Parish and watch some indoor football at Lake Chuck

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 08:50 PM (g8Hfr)

562 It is where I keep The List.

I'm not worried, by the time I'm done with the W10 update the whole library will be lost.

Posted by: DaveA at May 25, 2016 08:50 PM (DL2i+)

563 Yup...or go down to Calcasieu or whatever Parish and watch some indoor football at Lake Chuck

Or hit the casinos.

Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2016 08:51 PM (9nt94)

564 551----I just sighed and scooped up the petals off the bed. When you've been married 30 years, you don't want to wallow around in rose petals. Or bathe in the slimy things.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 08:46 PM (1ZOkK)
---------------------
So true!
And yet the beauty of it will live on in your memory.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2016 08:52 PM (T/5A0)

565 We have the JUCO World Series games starting this weekend. It is great to see teams from all over the US play baseball and we take our disabled vets to the games and a great time is bad by all.

Posted by: Cheri at May 25, 2016 08:54 PM (+1+Uw)

566
Drudge Report News @Drudge_Report_ 2m2 minutes ago
#Actor COREY #FELDMAN Threatens to 'Name Names' of Hollywood #Pedophiles...
============

But he wont...and he never will.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 25, 2016 08:57 PM (iQIUe)

567 I must correct you Ace. Its not:
"But let's vote for her because #America."

Its

"But let's vote for her because #Vagina."

Posted by: crazy ivan at May 25, 2016 08:58 PM (PHh2M)

568 tinfoilbaby, be careful about the angle of inclination of the shot, if you shoot a television. Particularly one of the old tube types. The bullet's jacket will come apart when it hits that hard glass and you might catch some brass fragments.

Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: Pastafarian at May 25, 2016 09:05 PM (+EU58)

569 Corey Feldman should go directly to California DA Kamala Harris and demand an end to the statute of limitations on molestation charges, so that he can name his names.

Of course Stalinist Kamala won't go for that, because she knows it would work against a lot of Hollywood shitstains who've given her money.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2016 09:20 PM (ntObR)

570 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2016 09:20 PM (ntObR)

571 Brian Fallon, Hitlery's douchey spokesweasel, is lying his ass off to Bret right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2016 06:29 PM

You got that right, it's outsdaningling BS.

Posted by: Farmer at May 25, 2016 09:37 PM (o/90i)

572 But let's vote for her because #Vagina.

There, I fixed your post for you.

Posted by: OffendedMan at May 25, 2016 10:48 PM (P/8kS)

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