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Oberlin Students: We Demand We be Paid Wages to Protest; We Demand That Any Grades Lower Than C's Be Deleted; We Demand That In Lieu of Tests, We Just Sit Down With the Professor and Rap With Him About the Subject Matter

The snowflakes just keep getting more Special.

They're also dropping out of Oberlin College, which might be the only savvy decision they've ever made since applying to Oberlin College.

Oberlin College's activist community is ready to call it quits. Progressive students are dropping out of college, citing academic and emotional difficulties stemming from their mental health problems and overall disgust with the toxic culture on campus.

That's according to a fascinating piece for The New Yorker by Nathan Heller, who interviewed a number of exhausted activists at Oberlin. They perceive that other students, faculty members, and the administration are completely against them, and have made it impossible for them to live on campus. Some are dropping out.

Of course, some of these students probably feel unsupported because their impractical demands were not realized. Two examples: activist students not only wanted to abolish all grades below a 'C,' they also thought faculty members should proactively offer them alternatives to taking a written, in-class midterm exam. Here is the testimony of Megan Bautista, who identifies as an Afro-Latinx student:

..."Students felt really unsupported in their endeavors to engage with the world outside Oberlin," she told me.

...

The students Heller interviewed seem to think they're not at college to be educated: they are at college to educate everyone else.

You have so much to teach us, Young Idiots.

Posted by: Ace at 06:50 PM




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1 The stupid is strong with the Oberlin sutdents.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2016 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

2 The stupid is strong with the Oberlin sutdents.

Were it only Oberlin...

Posted by: donna at May 24, 2016 06:47 PM (O2RFr)

3 Can't educate stupid

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2016 06:47 PM (3wHFl)

4 Sounds like they want to be Hampshire College.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2016 06:48 PM (YFFpo)

5 Oh my precious! We must have it yes we must! And if they don't it to ussssss we will take it.

Dirty, dirty college administrators! We hates them we do!

Posted by: SJWs talking about perks at May 24, 2016 06:48 PM (pibXr)

6 OMG, that is sooooo stupid it huts my head.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 06:48 PM (NOIQH)

7 Afro-latinx?

Posted by: wooga at May 24, 2016 06:49 PM (B9hIz)

8 That's OK, when they graduate they will demand a job without having to do any work.

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2016 06:49 PM (3wHFl)

9 Are they jumping the shark? Let's hope

Posted by: Clarney at May 24, 2016 06:49 PM (dgO4h)

10
If they were on fire, I wouldn't cross the street to piss on them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2016 06:50 PM (p4UlV)

11 Good riddance.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 24, 2016 06:50 PM (fC9RO)

12 Progressive students are dropping out of college, citing academic and emotional difficulties stemming from their mental health problems
***
As the left gets farther and farther from reality, it will get harder and harder for them to deal with the cognitive dissonance.

If you can't deal with the atmosphere at Oberlin how the hell are you going to deal with the real world?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2016 06:50 PM (pibXr)

13 >>"They perceive that other students, faculty members, and the
administration are completely against them, and have made it impossible
for them to live on campus."



Um, because they're treating college as Activism Camp instead of as a place for learning?

Others are paying big bucks to be there - why should they welcome these lil' disrupters with their in-your-face activism?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 06:50 PM (NOIQH)

14 9 Are they jumping the shark? Let's hope
Posted by: Clarney at May 24, 2016 06:49 PM (dgO4h)

Rooting for the shark. Especially if it's a Mossad Joo shark with lasers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2016 06:51 PM (p4UlV)

15 That's OK, when they graduate they will demand a job without having to do any work.
***
I think the word you are looking for is "handout" not job...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2016 06:51 PM (pibXr)

16 I was going to say, "hope they learn to say the phrase 'do you want fries with that' but even that's a rapidly vanishing idea.

Hahahaha!!!

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 06:51 PM (j8YpL)

17 by "subject matter" we mean "best places to get high and/or laid"

//Oberlin SJW Drum Line

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 06:51 PM (g8Hfr)

18 Racist idealogs just got to racist 24/7. No time to actually "earn grades" and they are most likely on 100% scholarships as well.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2016 06:51 PM (vvmPQ)

19 Demand in one hand, poop in the other ... see which piles up first.

We (as a whole, not people here) are an unserious people who will get what we deserve for this. At least the culling will thin the ranks of Trigglypuff and her abominable kind.

Posted by: acethepug at May 24, 2016 06:51 PM (Z6yF/)

20 15 That's OK, when they graduate they will demand a job without having to do any work.
***
I think the word you are looking for is "handout" not job...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2016 06:51 PM (pibXr)


A job without having to do any work? Hmm. Chuck Schumer, Joe Bidet, Obama and many others come to mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2016 06:52 PM (p4UlV)

21 They should all go to the college that Bernie's wife destroyed, and recruit sjws from all over. Heaven on earth for them and a break for the kids who want to learn in peace everywhere.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 24, 2016 06:52 PM (6Ll1u)

22 So this is the future?

Posted by: donna at May 24, 2016 06:52 PM (O2RFr)

23 Starbucks here I come!

Posted by: oberlin dropout at May 24, 2016 06:53 PM (bmii1)

24 You might want to consider being nice to them. In my exeperience, they'll be commanding the death squads and kangaroo courts that decide your fate.

Posted by: History at May 24, 2016 06:53 PM (rznWS)

25 Hey! Where's my paycheck for bitching on the internet?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 24, 2016 06:53 PM (Nwg0u)

26 their mental health problems and overall disgust with the toxic culture on campus.

The 1st might delay your student loan repayment but unless the toxic culture actually kills your IdiotAss you'll be getting a notice in the mail.

Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2016 06:53 PM (DL2i+)

27 Good article. These kids are not at college to learn, but rather to instruct others on what to think.
They are all, to the last shemale, unemployable.

Posted by: Pat at May 24, 2016 06:54 PM (4MSOz)

28 7 Afro-latinx?

Posted by: wooga at May 24, 2016 06:49 PM (B9hIz)
--------------
Yep.
See, if you are a male, you are a latino; and if you are a female, you are a latina. This is the heteronormative patriarchy forcing binary gender on us and ignoring the other 456 genders.

Hence "latinx," where the x is variable.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2016 06:54 PM (T/5A0)

29
That's OK, when they graduate they will demand a job without having to do any work.
***
I think the word you are looking for is "handout" not job...
Posted by: 18-1


I think they used to call that a "position."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 06:54 PM (k4M/B)

30 Progressive students are dropping out of college, citing academic and
emotional difficulties stemming from their mental health problems

I think they're just waiting for Bernie to be elected so they can come back and go for free.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2016 06:54 PM (YFFpo)

31 I was a genius before going to Oberlin. I have articles you really should read.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 24, 2016 06:54 PM (FXW24)

32 They can transfer to Missouri. I hear they're hurting for students.

Posted by: mc at May 24, 2016 06:54 PM (TWinl)

33 I'm starting to like this college news. I'm starting to like it a lot.

The Left is finally starting to reap what it has sown.

Turn on, tune in, drop out!

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 06:55 PM (3myMJ)

34 "We're asking to be reflected in our education," Adams cuts in. "I
literally am so tired of learning about Marx, when he did not include
race in his discussion of the market!!" She shrugs incredulously. "As a
person who plans on returning to my community, I don't want to
assimilate into middle-class values. I'mgoinghome, back to the 'hood
of Chicago, to be exactly who I was before I came to Oberlin."


Um....why are you at Oberlin?

Seriously, she's just said she doesn't want to be exposed to anything outside of her pre-college life and worldview, and intends to go back to that life when she graduates.

What.Is.The.Point.Then???????

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 06:55 PM (NOIQH)

35 oops

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 06:55 PM (NOIQH)

36 ...like Bernie's gonna like give us money to pursue our ideas an enrich our lives and YOUR lives and WOW like it's all going to be like so GOOD yknow?

Posted by: oberlin dropout at May 24, 2016 06:56 PM (bmii1)

37 These kids are going to do great in the real world.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 24, 2016 06:56 PM (IJBEN)

38

This institution produced Lena Dunham. This should suprise no one

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 06:56 PM (zOTsN)

39 28 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2016 06:54 PM (T/5A0)

I'd forgotten what a joy "97 different genders" will be for languages that have actual gender denotation inherent in their tongue....

Goddamn idiot SJWs.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 06:56 PM (g8Hfr)

40 "At least the culling will thin the ranks of Trigglypuff and her abominable kind."

I don't have a Ph.D in physics but I'm pretty sure that trying to thin out Trigglypuff will cause disruptions in the balance of the earth upon its axis.

I'd slide in a joke about how fat her mother is but ...

Ok, when Trigglypuff's mother sits around the campus, she sits around the campus.

Posted by: billyjeff42 - the least transparent nom de cyber ever. at May 24, 2016 06:56 PM (spRH4)

41 Two hours of pushin' a broom

Buys an eight by twelve by four bedroom . . .

Posted by: King of the Road at May 24, 2016 06:57 PM (JO9+V)

42 WOULDN'T YOU BE UPSET IF YOU KNEW THAT TRUMP WAS GOING TO PUT YOU ALL IN THE CAMPS!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at May 24, 2016 06:57 PM (YFFpo)

43 22 So this is the future?
Posted by: donna at May 24, 2016 06:52 PM (O2RFr)

Yep. WASTF.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 06:58 PM (A6ryA)

44 40 "At least the culling will thin the ranks of Trigglypuff and her abominable kind."

I don't have a Ph.D in physics but I'm pretty sure that trying to thin out Trigglypuff will cause disruptions in the balance of the earth upon its axis.

I'd slide in a joke about how fat her mother is but ...

Ok, when Trigglypuff's mother sits around the campus, she sits around the campus.
Posted by: billyjeff42 - the least transparent nom de cyber ever. at May 24, 2016 06:56 PM (spRH4)

Her blood type is Crisco.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 06:58 PM (A6ryA)

45 Well, I dropped out of college, so I can sympathize with these losers.

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 24, 2016 06:59 PM (cIFg4)

46 Oberlin is like Knatsy Germanii!

Posted by: Manbun Skinnyjean at May 24, 2016 06:59 PM (FXW24)

47 42 WOULDN'T YOU BE UPSET IF YOU KNEW THAT TRUMP WAS GOING TO PUT YOU ALL IN THE CAMPS!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at May 24, 2016 06:57 PM (YFFpo)


I get the bunk closest to the Ette's communal shower! Oh, and I'll make my nearly famous hooch from DOT3 brake fluid strained with raisins.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 06:59 PM (j8YpL)

48 41
It is a "four bit room"

Posted by: Pat at May 24, 2016 06:59 PM (4MSOz)

49 Progressive students are dropping out of college, citing academic and emotional difficulties stemming from their mental health problems
***


Or, as we know it, they're flunking out.

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2016 06:59 PM (LAe3v)

50 29
That's OK, when they graduate they will demand a job without having to do any work.
***
I think the word you are looking for is "handout" not job...
Posted by: 18-1

I think they used to call that a "position."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 06:54 PM (k4M/B)

Sinecure.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 06:59 PM (A6ryA)

51 You can learn a lot from a dummy.

Dummy up.

Brought to you by:

Smoke The Tapes.

And

Posted by: The Ad Council at May 24, 2016 07:00 PM (BO/km)

52 44 Her blood type is Crisco.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 06:58 PM (A6ryA)


LOL.

Or is that LDL?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2016 07:00 PM (p4UlV)

53 "Students felt really unsupported in their endeavors to engage with the world outside Oberlin," she told me.

If they drop out, they will get to engage with the world outside Oberlin. I don't see the problem.

Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2016 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

54 Barky is very proud of these poor abused souls! May they starve in the coming months.

Posted by: KIllerdog at May 24, 2016 07:00 PM (9lwG/)

55 ...dumb, stupid and smelling like patchouli is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Dean Wormer of Oberlin at May 24, 2016 07:00 PM (bmii1)

56 Which uni told them to shut up and put their fannies back in their seats?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 24, 2016 07:01 PM (iQIUe)

57 This just in: Mercedes Schlapp is one hot, smoking woman, despite her name.

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2016 07:01 PM (LAe3v)

58 No phone. No pool. No pets.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 07:01 PM (k4M/B)

59 24,
Indeed. This is our future Mandarin class.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2016 07:01 PM (C9pBZ)

60
Joy-Ann Reid: 'Make America Great Again' Is Racist

I have no idea who she is.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 24, 2016 07:01 PM (iQIUe)

61 Reminds me of the Occupy protests where students were asking for their loans to be wiped clean or straight up cash for their tuition. Asked why anyone should give them what they asked for, they said because reasons.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:02 PM (j8YpL)

62
58 No phone. No pool. No pets.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


And damn, I ain't got no cigarettes.

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2016 07:02 PM (LAe3v)

63 Well, Trump gets the Santorum endorsement.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2016 07:03 PM (kTF2Z)

64 I wonder... What do these clowns consider to be the ideal fair and just existence?

I think they strive to become the human equivalent on baby birds. All they need to do in life is lay there, open their mouths & squawk, and Mama Bird will satisfy them.

The democrats should switch their mascot from a donkey to a nest of screaming chicks with open beaks.

Posted by: weew at May 24, 2016 07:03 PM (HUANM)

65 BTW, there is really no pronunciation of "latinx." They just say "latin," as in English "Latin," which is gender neutral.
That of course is cultural appropriation, but it is okay if the Oppressed are doing it. A more serious problem is that it is anglo-normative, which creates some distress for the fanatics.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2016 07:03 PM (T/5A0)

66 Santorum about to knock Trumps numbers down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 07:03 PM (k4M/B)

67 Wow. Armed swat type response team stopped a delta flight in on the Tarmac at bush airport and searched the aircraft, the luggage and all the passengers. Found nothing

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 07:03 PM (zOTsN)

68 If they were on fire, I wouldn't cross the street to piss on them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2016 06:50 PM (p4UlV)

Save your piss for important stuff, like a urinal.

Posted by: KIllerdog at May 24, 2016 07:03 PM (9lwG/)

69 @68

I would... assuming I could pee kerosene.

Posted by: weew at May 24, 2016 07:05 PM (HUANM)

70 We can't laugh too hard at these fuckwits. They're going to end up on the dole sooner or later. Probably sooner. You and me and everyone still worth a salt are going to be paying them.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:05 PM (j8YpL)

71 Oberlin is toxic for the Snowflakes? Heh. Wait till they find out the real world doesn't give a shit. How much is Oberlin, tuition wise? $70,000 more or less? They would have been better off at Youngstown State. Much cheaper. Shitty neighborhood but cheaper.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2016 07:05 PM (NGd+i)

72 I demand they sit down and STFU until they've reached a mental maturity of at least 18 pre-Obama years. Talk about putting the special in special snowflake.

What was the Happy Gilmore rant. . .oh yeah 'we are all dumber for having heard incoherent nonsense'.

Posted by: AdamPM at May 24, 2016 07:06 PM (yUlQZ)

73 No grade lower than a C? So a degree is like an indulgence now, you can buy as many as you want. No need to learn anything or attend class, with enough money you can have a degree in everything.


Posted by: ras, PhD Everything, but broke at May 24, 2016 07:06 PM (hsjaJ)

74 The world needs more coffee and soda jerks.

Oh wait, no it doesn't!

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2016 07:07 PM (f40FU)

75 C is the new F. Get used to it.

Posted by: The Ad Council at May 24, 2016 07:07 PM (BO/km)

76 Save your piss for important stuff, like a urinal.

Posted by: KIllerdog at May 24, 2016 07:03 PM
...........SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 24, 2016 07:07 PM (IJBEN)

77 Aaron Pressman, a politics and law-and-society major, told me that he
has always felt free to express his opinions on campus, but has faced "a
lot of social backlash." One of his ambitions is to become a public defender, and he has studied
the free speech work of the ACLU. Last year, when he noticed a
broadly worded clause about flirtatious speech in Oberlin's new
sexual-harassment policy, he advocated for more precise language.

"A student came up to me several days later and started screaming at me,
saying I'm not allowed to have this opinion, because I'm a white
cisgender male," Pressman recalled.



And these are our future bureaucrats, who will be implementing more Obama-like policies punishing white, heterosexual people.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 07:07 PM (NOIQH)

78 they can just go to the grading system maeby's old school had on arrested development.
http://tinyurl.com/hyhl4pe

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 24, 2016 07:08 PM (AkOaV)

79 I had a fun conversation with my banker awhile back. Young man comes in to apply for a job. Wants 200,00/year salary. When asked how much business he could generate to justify that salary, that's when the blank kicked in. Needless, he didn't get the job.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2016 07:08 PM (q3w6R)

80 Save your piss for important stuff, like making gunpowder.

Posted by: The Bad Council at May 24, 2016 07:09 PM (BO/km)

81 So if there's no grade lower than C then doesn't that make C the new F? is that the same mentality that has an amplifier that goes to 11?

Posted by: weew at May 24, 2016 07:09 PM (HUANM)

82 79 Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2016 07:08 PM (q3w6R)

"Well can't we just force people to patronize the bank?"

//SJW Applicant

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 07:09 PM (g8Hfr)

83 Progressive students are dropping out of college, citing academic and emotional difficulties stemming from their mental health problems


Pro Tip: If you have "mental health problems," college is not the place to go for treatment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2016 07:09 PM (8ZskC)

84 These morons are the Squeegie Men of the future, unable to get jobs, too stupid to create ones of their own, too stoned to care.





Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 24, 2016 07:10 PM (bIhmV)

85 Apparently they took the saying 'everything I need to learn I learned in kindergarten' entirely to heart.


Bless 'em.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:10 PM (NeFrd)

86 I use my urine exclusively for games of Submarine, DIVE! with cigarette butts floating in toilets at seedy bars.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2016 07:10 PM (Lv0zB)

87 Save your piss for important stuff, like making gunpowder.

Posted by: The Bad Council at May 24, 2016 07:09 PM (BO/km)

Word! You never know when you'll meet a Gorn.

Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at May 24, 2016 07:10 PM (JO9+V)

88 Yeah, these kids will do really well with all the "Refugees" they want to bring into our country.

Posted by: Pastorius at May 24, 2016 07:10 PM (lHAc1)

89 85 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:10 PM (NeFrd)

There are the genuine retards, there are voluntary retards, and there are retard enablers....

those three things are conspiring to make this tomorrow's civil service class.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 07:11 PM (g8Hfr)

90 We're in the process of getting our daughter squared away for college. I'm having trouble getting myself square. It is working on me terribly.

Posted by: Clarney at May 24, 2016 07:11 PM (dgO4h)

91 I hear they have a lot of openings at Mizzou.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2016 07:11 PM (08Znv)

92 When asked how much business he could generate to justify that salary, that's when the blank kicked in. Needless, he didn't get the job.


PRODUCE??? WAIT, WHHAAAAAATTT???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2016 07:11 PM (8ZskC)

93 They are the Zero Cohort:

Zero brains and accomplishments but with plenty of Participation awards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2016 07:12 PM (FZ6yD)

94 So, if these snowflakes can't handle the atmosphere of a lefty college, they'll never be able to cope with the real world. They'll be reduced to quivering piles of goo in their parents' basements, sloshing their feels all over the internet so they can feel that their lives are worth something.

They should probably just give up now.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 24, 2016 07:12 PM (+eR2D)

95 Squeegie Men of the future

Got that covered.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Windowwasher at May 24, 2016 07:12 PM (BO/km)

96 87 Word! You never know when you'll meet a Gorn.
Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at May 24, 2016 07:10 PM (JO9+V)


I actually know a guy named Lev Gorn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2016 07:13 PM (p4UlV)

97 And good evening, 'rons.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 24, 2016 07:13 PM (+eR2D)

98 Stupid special snowflakes. I keep saying they'll be on our death panels.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:13 PM (1ZOkK)

99 91 I hear they have a lot of openings at Mizzou.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2016 07:11 PM (08Znv)

More like holes, as opposed to openings.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2016 07:13 PM (p4UlV)

100 But I'm sure the guys are down with using the grrrrllls' restrooms.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:14 PM (1ZOkK)

101 The recruiting websites should provide a filter for this.

Posted by: Jean at May 24, 2016 07:14 PM (Doh4+)

102 Omg.

I love Texas. Just had a story on the news about people being robbed at gun point while stuck in a fast food drive through lane


Reporter presented the story.

And then, the anchor said "Remember, if you are in a position where you feel vulnerable and you have a gun, get it out so you will be ready". "Good advice Bill!"



You would never hear that in NJ

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 07:14 PM (zOTsN)

103 98 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:13 PM (1ZOkK)

The stupidest generation of children in Cambodia were the KR educated little brats brought up as Year Zero took off.

Pol Pot cultivated the idiocy because he wanted them to be the maximum intersection of vicious and malleable.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 07:14 PM (g8Hfr)

104 And Bernie wants to tax us to death to give them "free" college.

I hate these stupid interesting times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:14 PM (1ZOkK)

105 79
I had a fun conversation with my banker awhile back. Young man comes in
to apply for a job. Wants 200,00/year salary. When asked how much
business he could generate to justify that salary, that's when the blank
kicked in. Needless, he didn't get the job.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2016 07:08 PM (q3w6R)

My youngest brother works for a large firm in GA. He does all the prospective engineer interviews. He says all the new college graduates expect an initial salary of $100K a year, day-shift only 40 hour week, and no travel. When he tells them that no engineering job pays new-hires that and there is no such thing as a day-shift only 40 hour work week for engineers he says they are shocked.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2016 07:15 PM (vvmPQ)

106 67 Wow. Armed swat type response team stopped a delta flight in on the Tarmac at bush airport and searched the aircraft, the luggage and all the passengers. Found nothing
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 07:03 PM (zOTsN)

---------------

We heard there were dogs in the cargo hold.

Posted by: SWAT Guys at May 24, 2016 07:15 PM (kTF2Z)

107 There's nothing like a towering sense of self-importance when combined with an utter lack of intelligence, experience and open-mindedness.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2016 07:15 PM (8ZskC)

108 Where do these idiots come from? They seem to have a lot of time on their hands to worry about bullshit instead of real life.

Are our colleges full of do nothing morons?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2016 07:15 PM (ej1L0)

109
I had a fun conversation with my banker awhile back. Young man comes in to apply for a job. Wants 200,00/year salary. When asked how much business he could generate to justify that salary, that's when the blank kicked in. Needless, he didn't get the job.
Posted by: Ben Had


When negative interest rates come along and the government forces people to keep their money in the bank.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 07:15 PM (k4M/B)

110 Good evening DG!

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:16 PM (j8YpL)

111 I'm living in a short bus...down by the river.


/Matt Foley, Oberlin dropout and demotivational speaker.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:16 PM (NeFrd)

112 Oberlin, where CWRU engineers go for easy... dates.

Yes, that's it, dates.

Posted by: GeoSTI at May 24, 2016 07:16 PM (xHxgV)

113 Yes, there is much to be learned from an 18 year old who doesn't even know what gender it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2016 07:16 PM (/tuJf)

114
108 Where do these idiots come from?


When a very stupid man loves a very stupid woman in a very special way.....

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2016 07:16 PM (LAe3v)

115 Peak snowflake.

Posted by: jsg at May 24, 2016 07:17 PM (TyOcs)

116 "24
You might want to consider being nice to them. In my exeperience,
they'll be commanding the death squads and kangaroo courts that decide
your fate.


Posted by: History at May 24, 2016 06:53 PM (rznWS)"


When Mao had enough of the Cultural Revolution, he sent the Red Guards out to be dispersed to remote villages. Yes, Comrade. Your talents are wasted here at Oberlin. The Party is still undecided whether to send you to Rooster Poot, Arkansas or Reduce Speed, Alabama. Perhaps the right choice is Caliente, Nevada. Go and make the desert bloom.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 24, 2016 07:17 PM (QHgTq)

117 You would never hear that in NJ
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 07:14 PM (zOTsN)

---

You'll get this instead in NJ:

"Thanks for your service, but no conceal carry for you."

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/may/24/terry-s-russell-army-officer-dealing-with-terror-t/

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 24, 2016 07:17 PM (rlfds)

118 Imagine the parents that write those checks.

Posted by: Golfman - Conservative Refugee seeking asylum at May 24, 2016 07:18 PM (48QDY)

119 I hear Oberlin girls are fast. What should I say?

Posted by: Flounder at May 24, 2016 07:18 PM (8ZskC)

120 113 Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2016 07:16 PM (/tuJf)

Ties back into SJW Jane Bond though Jack...

they plan to teach us the void in their brains and souls.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 07:18 PM (g8Hfr)

121 I've come to the conclusion that I have a small piece of common ground with these students.

Oberlin College should be free.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 07:18 PM (3myMJ)

122 As an aside - anyone care to explain the left-wing obsession with mental health? Is it just a tactic to shutdown debate? Do left-wing people actually suffer from mental illness at an enhanced rate? If so, do they realize they suffer from mental illness at an enhanced rate?

Posted by: David at May 24, 2016 07:19 PM (whLd8)

123 Employment question- Will it be wiser to hire an illiterate Syrian refugee or a college educated snowflake?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2016 07:19 PM (q3w6R)

124 119 I hear Oberlin girls are fast. What should I say?

Posted by: Flounder


I'm a feminist.

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2016 07:19 PM (LAe3v)

125 Jasmine Adams, a senior and a member of the black student union, Abusua, is talking about arriving at Oberlin. "It
was, like, one day I was at college having fun, and the next day
someone called me the N-word, and I had no avenue," she says...."My parents don't have the funds to
drive to Oberlin when I'm crying and ready to self-harm. The only way
that I can facilitate those conversations is to advocate for myself.
That in itself makes me a part of a social-justice climate."

The word you're missing is "adult." An adult can deal with an insult/racial slur without needing parents to drive over or self-harm.This has nothing to do with a social justice climate, it has to do with you dealing with everyday suckage without falling apart and/or demanding the world change to stop it from happening again.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 07:19 PM (NOIQH)

126 I had a photograph of Galloping Gertie posted on both the inside and outside of my office door with the words, NO PARTIAL CREDIT, across the bottom. That put an end to the point seeking weasels pretty quick. The current snow flakes wouldn't make it through the first day of class with the professors I had. Old school, Eastern European, Egypt and those guys that went to the moon on a slide rule.

Posted by: Fewenuff at May 24, 2016 07:19 PM (T/sbU)

127 'When asked how much business he could generate to justify that salary'


ATM fees should go to $15 per transaction.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Teller at May 24, 2016 07:19 PM (BO/km)

128 So these guys should be heading up their local OFA offices, I would think.

Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2016 07:20 PM (2Ocf1)

129 Yes, there is much to be learned from an 18 year old who doesn't even know what gender it is.


****

I thought a gender was a trans-goose.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:20 PM (NeFrd)

130 Good evening DG!

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:16 PM (j8YpL)



EC!!!!!!! Holy crap, long time no see! How ya been?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 24, 2016 07:20 PM (+eR2D)

131 Participation trophies are made of plastic and sorrow

Posted by: jsg at May 24, 2016 07:20 PM (TyOcs)

132 I do not believe anyone at Oberlin called her "the n word"

She lies

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 07:20 PM (zOTsN)

133 "Pol Pot cultivated the idiocy because he wanted them to be the maximum intersection of vicious and malleable.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 07:14 PM (g8Hfr) "

And we see the same process at work here.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at May 24, 2016 07:20 PM (gUoN4)

134 Careful out there, Kansas morons. Greta showing a live shot of a tornado on the ground near Dodge City.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:20 PM (1ZOkK)

135 I thought a gender was a trans-goose.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:20 PM (NeFrd)



Now that's fowl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2016 07:21 PM (8ZskC)

136 "It
was, like, one day I was at college having fun, and the next day
someone called me the N-word, and I had no avenue,"


That's a marvelous story, you little self-dramatizing twit. Emphasis on the word "story".

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2016 07:21 PM (LAe3v)

137 >> If so, do they realize they suffer from mental illness at an enhanced rate?


No, they want to normalize their deviant behavior in order to feel better.
It's the classic change yourself vs. change the world around you to accommodate your quirks/faults/issues.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 07:21 PM (NOIQH)

138 Yeah, if you haven't figured out your genitalia by the time you're twenty years old, minimum wage employment might be a bridge too far for you.

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2016 07:21 PM (f40FU)

139 Careful out there, Kansas morons. Greta showing a live shot of a tornado on the ground near Dodge City.


Now everybody really better get out of Dodge.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2016 07:21 PM (8ZskC)

140

She told her parents she got called a bad word because she was failing and needed an excuse

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 07:22 PM (zOTsN)

141 BS, Engineers dont date in college

Posted by: Jean at May 24, 2016 07:22 PM (Doh4+)

142 133 Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at May 24, 2016 07:20 PM (gUoN4)

Our generation of students can knock their socks off in a debate or trivia contest....

they plan on braining us if able....

plan accordingly.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 07:22 PM (g8Hfr)

143 i would have finished college if it was as easy back in 1986 as it is today....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 24, 2016 07:22 PM (0O7c5)

144 Where do we get such men?

- RAdm George Tarrant, The Bridges At Toko-Ri 1954




Where do these idiots come from?




Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2016 07:15 PM (ej1L0)




Posted by: Count de Monet at May 24, 2016 07:22 PM (JO9+V)

145 Who even says "I was going to self-harm"?

Their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2016 07:22 PM (2Ocf1)

146 EC? Where ya been?

Posted by: Golfman - Conservative Refugee seeking asylum at May 24, 2016 07:23 PM (48QDY)

147 If, G-d forbid, we ever have to institute a draft, these snowflakes will be in fetal positions sucking their thumbs.

But not the Grrrlllls because even though they're more special than nasty boys, no draft for them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:23 PM (1ZOkK)

148 If the stupid burns, why can't we turn it into renewable energy?

Posted by: Josephistan at May 24, 2016 07:23 PM (7qAYi)

149 They use the rationale of their emotional fragility to excuse their poor behavior and performance

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 07:23 PM (zOTsN)

150 130 Good evening DG!

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:16 PM (j8YpL)


EC!!!!!!! Holy crap, long time no see! How ya been?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 24, 2016 07:20 PM (+eR2D)


Working my ass off and about to become a grand-dad. Middle retard's fiancé is having some issues and the docs may induce this week.

Also, thanks again for the Andrea Tantaros pic. I look to her often in these troubled times.

*genuflects*

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:23 PM (j8YpL)

151 Our generation of students can knock their socks off in a debate or trivia contest....

Sven didja see the videos of the debate winners last year? Seriously, how do you compete with that? Abiding by the rules and stuff?

Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2016 07:24 PM (2Ocf1)

152 >>>> If so, do they realize they suffer from mental illness at an enhanced rate?


You really should click the link and read the description of Cyrus Eosphoros.

It's at the beginning, and it....well, I don't think even Ace or Iowahawk could have created this character for a satire post.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 07:24 PM (NOIQH)

153 149 Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 07:23 PM (zOTsN)

They then use their inadequacy to fuel their rage at people who perform, and people who demand results for wages given....

we have a generation of shrieking little timebombs.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 07:24 PM (g8Hfr)

154 Hah! I though Gender was an airport in New Found Land.

but what do I know. I dropped out of college in the sixties and embarked on a global search for world peace.

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 24, 2016 07:24 PM (cIFg4)

155 149 They use the rationale of their emotional fragility to excuse their poor behavior and performance

Now that there's some poetry is what that is.

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2016 07:24 PM (LAe3v)

156 EC? Where ya been

Yo! New job is working me like pimp $10 short.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:24 PM (j8YpL)

157 "plan accordingly"

Exactly what I am doing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at May 24, 2016 07:24 PM (gUoN4)

158 42 WOULDN'T YOU BE UPSET IF YOU KNEW THAT TRUMP WAS GOING TO PUT YOU ALL IN THE CAMPS!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at May 24, 2016 06:57 PM (YFFpo)
========
Nah, there will be canoeing and campfires and s'mores.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 24, 2016 07:25 PM (iQIUe)

159 Speaking of college. Um, the latest milo event is getting a bit out of hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw-MnRyIoQY&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: kahall at May 24, 2016 07:25 PM (xTgLs)

160 *waves to EC*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:25 PM (1ZOkK)

161 Sven. Have you seen the debate winners of late? More like hip-hop.

Posted by: Golfman - Conservative Refugee seeking asylum at May 24, 2016 07:25 PM (48QDY)

162 151 Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2016 07:24 PM (2Ocf1)

ah yes "fuck da time!"

Ladies and Gentlemen YOUR Harvard Forensics Team....

even my son gets that there is something VERY wrong in the academy.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 07:25 PM (g8Hfr)

163 The sad thing is, so very few of them are teachable or reachable. There is too much money in the system and no real hardships for them to face in order to force a change.

They're kind of like the egg-sucking dogs. Once they develop the habit and taste for eggs it's hard to break the habit. Usually requires really drastic actions to stop them from getting into the hen houses. Most polite societies frown upon the action that is required to break the habit of egg-sucking dogs.

Unlike egg-sucking dogs, SJWs and Special Snowflakes will be enabled and the taxpayer will be made to pay.

Posted by: Usedtocould at May 24, 2016 07:25 PM (bYwuM)

164 Vic: The only time I've put, seen or allocated 40 hours on my time card is when I'm on vacation. In...damn...30 years. Yikes!

Posted by: Fewenuff at May 24, 2016 07:26 PM (T/sbU)

165 And OBTW no OT!

Posted by: Fewenuff at May 24, 2016 07:26 PM (T/sbU)

166 160 *waves to EC*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:25 PM (1ZOkK)


Jane! Good news. Marine Boy has decided to leave active and go reserves later this year. He says he's had enough of being treated like a child and wants better. Can't say I blame him. Hope he makes E-5 before then.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:27 PM (j8YpL)

167 Who even says "I was going to self-harm"?


****

Translation

self-harm- v. to throw oneself onto one's mattress, bury one's face into one's pillow and pound one's tiny fists in fury against one's duvet.
See also- tantrum, pout

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:27 PM (NeFrd)

168 122 Do left-wing people actually suffer from mental illness at an enhanced rate?

I think a causality inversion may be involved here.

Posted by: bananaDream at May 24, 2016 07:27 PM (Ag8Mw)

169 As an aside - anyone care to explain the left-wing obsession with mental health? Is it just a tactic to shutdown debate? Do left-wing people actually suffer from mental illness at an enhanced rate? If so, do they realize they suffer from mental illness at an enhanced rate?

Posted by: David at May 24, 2016 07:19 PM (whLd


They've been trying to mainstream mental illness for a *long* time.

People are throwing out "self-harm" and other terms as if they were a part of every person's normal day, as a way to make irrationality acceptable, to say "I'm mentally ill and that's okay."

I have no problem with people who have non-threatening mental issues. I figure the percentage of people with mental illness is *way* higher than most people estimate, but most of these people are capable of coping most of the time. That's about as much as I expect from non-mentally-ill people.

But people who have violence and control issues, who try to live as an unmedicated schizophrenic or manic... not so much.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 24, 2016 07:27 PM (wB8Tg)

170 When Mao had enough of the Cultural Revolution, he
sent the Red Guards out to be dispersed to remote villages. Yes,
Comrade. Your talents are wasted here at Oberlin. The Party is still
undecided whether to send you to Rooster Poot, Arkansas or Reduce Speed,
Alabama. Perhaps the right choice is Caliente, Nevada. Go and make the
desert bloom.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 24, 2016 07:17 PM (QHgTq)

Stay away from Caliente, everyone their has a gun....just look at all the road signs in that area, full of bullet holes.

Posted by: Colin at May 24, 2016 07:27 PM (E9W+s)

171 They need to hear a lecture from Oberlin alum Michelle Malkin.

Posted by: fluffy at May 24, 2016 07:27 PM (2hcmo)

172
The only jobs these kids will get are in government, so the joke is ultimately on us.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 24, 2016 07:27 PM (iQIUe)

173 Gender is term in Latin grammar for a verb form that functions as a noun.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 24, 2016 07:27 PM (JO9+V)

174 134 Thanks. Jane D'Oh.

Kansas is a big state, so we're safe to the east of Dodge. So far.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2016 07:27 PM (u82oZ)

175 So many snowflakes seeking attention with their, "oh woe is me, someone called me a name/made fun of me/was mean to me, I need to self-harm!"


Actually, commented on this today to my husband. Girl on a tv show claimed she was "bullied."

Well, frankly these days, the definition of "bullying" is so lax that just looking at someone the wrong way can be bullying. Fuck that shit. I had people be mean to me in high school, I had people call me names and say rotten things. Teenagers are assholes, deal with it. I don't claim I was bullied...it's a part of life. Suck it up, buttercup.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 24, 2016 07:28 PM (+eR2D)

176 I have no pity for fools.

Posted by: jsg at May 24, 2016 07:28 PM (TyOcs)

177 EC. Just don't end up like the ho in Magnum Force.

Congrats on the grandpa status. Hope all goes well.

Posted by: Golfman - Conservative Refugee seeking asylum at May 24, 2016 07:28 PM (48QDY)

178 "135
I thought a gender was a trans-goose.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:20 PM (NeFrd)





Now that's fowl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2016 07:21 PM (8ZskC)"


A gender is the things that you plan to do. Sometimes it is a hidden a gender.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 24, 2016 07:28 PM (QHgTq)

179 I wish the higher education bubble would just go ahead and burst already.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2016 07:28 PM (B48dK)

180
Jane! Good news. Marine Boy has decided to
leave active and go reserves later this year. He says he's had enough
of being treated like a child and wants better. Can't say I blame him.
Hope he makes E-5 before then.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:27 PM (j8YpL)


That is good news! Son wanted to go Reserves but his injuries prevent him from doing PT. He's in his second year of college here and moving out of the shooty stabby hood tomorrow to a safe complex outside the city. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:28 PM (1ZOkK)

181 176 I have no pity for fools.
Posted by: jsg at May 24, 2016 07:28 PM (TyOcs)



Well I pity the fools!!!!!

Posted by: Mr T at May 24, 2016 07:29 PM (j8YpL)

182
I don't think I would hire somebody from Oberlin, but my guess is they all want govt jobs anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2016 07:29 PM (ODxAs)

183 That is good news! Son wanted to go Reserves but his injuries prevent him from doing PT. He's in his second year of college here and moving out of the shooty stabby hood tomorrow to a safe complex outside the city. So there's that.


Congrats to him and good luck with his move.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:30 PM (j8YpL)

184 Holy crap. Two tornadoes side by side outside Dodge City, KS.

Stay safe, Kansas morons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:30 PM (1ZOkK)

185 15 years of Ritalin(sp) is having some awesome effects. Does this drug have a half-life?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2016 07:30 PM (q3w6R)

186 Working my ass off and about to become a grand-dad.
Middle retard's fiancee is having some issues and the docs may induce
this week.



Also, thanks again for the Andrea Tantaros pic. I look to her often in these troubled times.



*genuflects*

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:23 PM (j8YpL)



Congratulations! I'm glad to hear all is well. Hopefully the grandkid comes out ok and healthy.

Of course, as always, you're welcome.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 24, 2016 07:30 PM (+eR2D)

187 Translation

self-harm- v. to throw oneself onto one's mattress, bury one's face into one's pillow and pound one's tiny fists in fury against one's duvet.
See also- tantrum, pout



Is holding your breath until you die now passe?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2016 07:30 PM (8ZskC)

188 burn that shithole to the ground. then, nuke it just to be sure. fuck those special little snowflakes. nice job, mom and dad. your kid is a fucking non fucntioning idiot.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2016 07:30 PM (ucDmr)

189 "175
So many snowflakes seeking attention with their, "oh woe is me, someone
called me a name/made fun of me/was mean to me, I need to self-harm!"


Actually, commented on this today to my husband. Girl on a tv show claimed she was "bullied."

Well,
frankly these days, the definition of "bullying" is so lax that just
looking at someone the wrong way can be bullying. Fuck that shit. I had
people be mean to me in high school, I had people call me names and say
rotten things. Teenagers are assholes, deal with it. I don't claim I was
bullied...it's a part of life. Suck it up, buttercup.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 24, 2016 07:28 PM (+eR2D)"


But apparently, screaming at someone's face that they are not entitled to any opinion because they are a cis gendered male is not bullying.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 24, 2016 07:31 PM (QHgTq)

190 I'm so distraught I can't focus on school

My grades aren't my fault

You can't hold me to a normal standard

I'm "disabled" emotionally

And that because YOU triggered me

It's really your fault

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 07:31 PM (zOTsN)

191 182
I don't think I would hire somebody from Oberlin, but my guess is they all want govt jobs anyway.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2016 07:29 PM (ODxAs)


This is what ultimately depresses me. These chum-buckets will end up with a badge and uniform and the tiniest bit of power over the rest of us.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:31 PM (j8YpL)

192 172
The only jobs these kids will get are in government, so the joke is ultimately on us.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 24, 2016 07:27 PM (iQIUe)


Yep. At this point, only the Burning Times will put a stop to this nonsense.

Of course, that will usher in its own set of problems.

Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2016 07:31 PM (sdi6R)

193 Congrats to him and good luck with his move.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:30 PM (j8YpL)

Thanks. He's stopped an armed robbery on his street, and aided a gunshot victim. Said he's tired of the sound of gunfire in the middle of the night, putting him back in Helmand.

Can't tell you how relieved we are. And congrats on being a granddad!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:31 PM (1ZOkK)

194 Oberlin College- a hotbed of recruitment for the coming Bernie Sanders' administration.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:32 PM (NeFrd)

195 42 WOULDN'T YOU BE UPSET IF YOU KNEW THAT TRUMP WAS GOING TO PUT YOU ALL IN THE CAMPS!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn



If its a Trump Camp, it will have Tremendous Golf Course on it! Sounds good to me!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2016 07:32 PM (NGd+i)

196 Dodge City?I hope Marshal Dillon,Miss Kitty,Festus and Doc are okay.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2016 07:32 PM (B48dK)

197 Someone called her a numbskull?

Sounds fitting.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 07:32 PM (3myMJ)

198 People tell me that I need to talk with Amethyst Carey, who organized a
recent Anti-Oppression Symposium at Oberlin, because Carey is smart and
at the center of it all, and I speak with her during my final hour on
the campus, in a room with a big fireplace. The plan had been to meet
that morning, but she pulled an all-nighter and needed sleep before her
African-dance midterm...."


Is it any wonder she has time to arrange all those on-campus symposiums?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 07:32 PM (NOIQH)

199 If it hadn't been for the change in law allowing for private student loans to be non-dischargeable in bankruptcy, there would be far fewer private loans and much less of this type of nonsense.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at May 24, 2016 07:32 PM (FohCt)

200

Duvet is a type of weasel, I believe. Has a long ringed tail. I think, in laymen's terms it is duvet cat.

I could be wrong. Didn't take the time to google it.

Bing as a search engine really sucks.

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 24, 2016 07:33 PM (cIFg4)

201 He's stopped an armed robbery on his street, and aided a gunshot victim. Said he's tired of the sound of gunfire in the middle of the night, putting him back in Helmand.


Wow! He's a hero all over again!

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:33 PM (j8YpL)

202 OT, on Politics. Hillary says her campaign is dramatically outraising Trump right now and she plans to keep that up through the election. Hillary intends to outspend Trump by a lot.

And that fact, if it turns out to be fact, will give her advantages in organization, GOTV and positive messaging (which matters as you get closer to elections).

Trump is a much better politician, and that seems pretty obvious even now, he is already "more trusted" on a whole host of key issues than Clinton (like terrorism, foreign policy and the economy) and he will probably end up better liked by the voters. Hillary just isn't liked. Generally those advantages mean more votes on election day.

Ann Selzer has some interesting info on polling. She thinks this will be a very tight election and some traditional swing states won't be such swing states (like Florida and Nevada) but others (like Iowa and NH) will be.

http://tinyurl.com/gqhsunn

Posted by: MTF at May 24, 2016 07:33 PM (/m8T6)

203 Dodge City? I hope Marshal Dillon, Miss Kitty, Festus, Doc and Miss Kitty are okay.



I like Miss Kitty.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:33 PM (NeFrd)

204 209 No,Cerval cat,they shit coffee beens.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2016 07:34 PM (B48dK)

205 But apparently, screaming at someone's face that
they are not entitled to any opinion because they are a cis gendered
male is not bullying.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 24, 2016 07:31 PM (QHgTq)



They're a victim of your white-privilege patriarchy, duh.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 24, 2016 07:34 PM (+eR2D)

206 203 Ha,just noticed that.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2016 07:34 PM (B48dK)

207 Obama, and now Bernie, fan gurl niece of husband's managed to get a masters in "conflict resolution," whatever the hell that is.

She's in her late 20's and has never held an actual job for any length of time at all.

But she's "so much smarter" than everyone else, and will tell you so.

She's the twit who begged for money from everyone to do "Frisbees for Peace" in "Palestine" last summer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:35 PM (1ZOkK)

208 So, there's going to have to be a war.

You see, the Snowflakes are unemployable and in debt.

Their ENTIRE lives will be spent sucking off the government teat.

Therein lies the problem. They will be useless eaters.

The government teat is reserved for racial minorities and Muslims.

Unless these Snowflakes are in those groups, they're not going to be able to get squat, and will have lots of time to protest their treatment by the Mean, Mean Government.

Solution: War.

/and THAT'S the reason that they are aiming to include women in the draft.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 24, 2016 07:35 PM (AHDxb)

209 Isn't NASA hiring? I heard they need volunteers to test space suits.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:35 PM (j8YpL)

210 @37 Minnfidel

"These kids are going to do great in the real world."

They're fucked. I work in the international field and know their global demographic counterparts they are up against. Obama has made the US a laughing stock on international issues that may never be repaired.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 24, 2016 07:36 PM (xicqB)

211 Just close the kollijes.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Checkbook at May 24, 2016 07:36 PM (SEFXb)

212 I like Miss Kitty.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:33 PM (


Yeah. Barbara Stanwyck was hot.

Posted by: Golfman - Conservative Refugee seeking asylum at May 24, 2016 07:36 PM (48QDY)

213 202
Ann Selzer has some interesting info on polling. She thinks this will be a very tight election and some traditional swing states won't be such swing states (like Florida and Nevada) but others (like Iowa and NH) will be.
Posted by: MTF at May 24, 2016 07:33 PM (/m8T6)


A local Philly talk radio host said this morning that he can't predict who will win, but thinks it will be a blowout whoever it is.

Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2016 07:37 PM (sdi6R)

214 @13: "Um, because they're treating college as Activism Camp instead of as a place for learning?"

Learning? Indoctrination. They're simply ahead of the curve.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 24, 2016 07:37 PM (rznWS)

215 "Cerval cat,they shit coffee beens."

Is there a setting for espresso grind?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2016 07:37 PM (ptqRm)

216 Don't even know everyone's laughing at them. How much did you pay for that degree again ? Seriously, you have to tell it one more time.

Posted by: jsg at May 24, 2016 07:38 PM (TyOcs)

217 >>Are our colleges full of do nothing morons?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Not at all. We have buffoons and cretins too.

Posted by: University Administrator at May 24, 2016 07:38 PM (c7vUv)

218 Won't it be amazing when the toxic culture on campus disappears when these students leave. I guess they'll just have to bitch about cultural appropriation of food when their mom makes spaghetti on Wednesdays.

Posted by: no good deed at May 24, 2016 07:39 PM (GgxVX)

219 "Yeah. Barbara Stanwyck was hot."

You're thinking Big Valley.

Miss Kitty was Gunsmoke


My lawn....etc.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2016 07:39 PM (ptqRm)

220 Since I missed out on the Elijah Wood thread I'll submit this here. I wouldn't be surprised if one of the powerful people in Hollywood who cover up the sexual abuse of children is Harvey Weinstein. I get this really negative vibe whenever I see him. And someone as influential as him knows everything that goes on in Hollywood you can count on that.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at May 24, 2016 07:39 PM (y45nX)

221 218 Posted by: no good deed at May 24, 2016 07:39 PM (GgxVX)

FUCK YOU MOM THE ITALIANS NEVER MADE GODDAMNED LETTERS IN THEIR PASTA!

//SJW Home from Oberlin

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 07:40 PM (g8Hfr)

222 220 The serenity now episode of Seinfeld is on right now.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2016 07:40 PM (B48dK)

223 My son's university is made up of 15% veterans. They don't put up with the Special Snowflake whining.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:40 PM (1ZOkK)

224 Santorum says he endorsed Trump due to SCOTUS concerns.

But, can Trump handle snowflakes?

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 07:40 PM (3myMJ)

225 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2016 07:39 PM

Trying, unsuccessfully, to run with an AoSHQ meme.

Posted by: Golfman - Conservative Refugee seeking asylum at May 24, 2016 07:41 PM (48QDY)

226 there is really no pronunciation of "latinx."

-
I thought it rhymed with she stinks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 24, 2016 07:41 PM (Nwg0u)

227 Meanwhile oveer at Tepid....

David Brooks is falling in love with Grammy H's pantsuit crease...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 07:41 PM (g8Hfr)

228 I went to college to:

1) Get a degree;

2) Possibly drink alcohol without my parents knowing; and,

3) Meet the first of a series of Ex-Mrs. Sharkmans.

I succeeded in all three endeavors, and my self esteem was not harmed, despite changing my major three times, receiving a D in Financial Accounting, an F in Calculus, and wrecking my car several times.

Every one of these people need to be horse-whipped through the Oberlin Commons, tarred, feathered, and run out of town on a rail.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 24, 2016 07:41 PM (CS7jF)

229 170 When Mao had enough of the Cultural Revolution, he
sent the Red Guards out to be dispersed to remote villages. Yes,
Comrade. Your talents are wasted here at Oberlin. The Party is still
undecided whether to send you to Rooster Poot, Arkansas or Reduce Speed,
Alabama. Perhaps the right choice is Caliente, Nevada. Go and make the
desert bloom.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 24, 2016 07:17 PM (QHgTq)

Caliente is way too good for them, send 'em to Silverpeak.

Posted by: KIllerdog at May 24, 2016 07:41 PM (9lwG/)

230 //SJW Home from Oberlin

I laughed so hard I snorted.

Posted by: no good deed at May 24, 2016 07:41 PM (GgxVX)

231 Sad, is it still a viable teaching institution?

Posted by: MARIO V ALBANO at May 24, 2016 07:42 PM (cQXuf)

232 So, an Oberlin "c" is the new "f". Got it.

Posted by: D at May 24, 2016 07:42 PM (GLW2h)

233 227
Meanwhile oveer at Tepid....



David Brooks is falling in love with Grammy H's pantsuit crease...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 07:41 PM (g8Hfr)


Oh, screw that pompous ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:42 PM (1ZOkK)

234 >>No,Cerval cat,they shit coffee beens.


Isn't it a Civet cat?

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2016 07:42 PM (aoFFB)

235 The 'soft' degrees are for the dumb kids.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Checkbook at May 24, 2016 07:42 PM (SEFXb)

236 An Oberlin college degree is going to be a warning.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:42 PM (j8YpL)

237 227 Meanwhile oveer at Tepid....

David Brooks is falling in love with Grammy H's pantsuit crease...
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 07:41 PM (g8Hfr)


So does he not know that most of us consider him a buffoon, or does he not care?

Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2016 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

238 234 Yes,I believe it is.A type of weasel.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2016 07:43 PM (B48dK)

239 Isn't it a Civet cat?

Posted by: garrett


*****

I thought the Civet was a sedan from Honda.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:44 PM (NeFrd)

240 So does he not know that most of us consider him a buffoon, or does he not care?
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2016 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

He ain't cashing checks from any of our subscriptions.

Except Nip.

Posted by: Golfman - Conservative Refugee seeking asylum at May 24, 2016 07:44 PM (48QDY)

241 Miss Kitty (Amanda Blake) was the first prostitute/madam to star in a TV show.

There was a scene in which she kissed James Arness. She had to stand on a box which was cut out of the shot due to the major height difference.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 07:44 PM (3myMJ)

242 I like Miss Kitty.

-
My name is Chester.
I work for Matt Dillon.
I earn two dollars a day.

I go see Miss Kitty.
I play with her titty.
She takes my two dollars away.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 24, 2016 07:45 PM (Nwg0u)

243 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 24, 2016 07:17 PM (QHgTq)



Caliente is way too good for them, send 'em to Silverpeak.

Posted by: KIllerdog at May 24, 2016 07:41 PM (9lwG/)

Or Rachel, they can spend their time looking for Aliens.

Posted by: Colin at May 24, 2016 07:45 PM (E9W+s)

244
Isn't it a Civet cat?



Posted by: garrett





*****



I thought the Civet was a sedan from Honda.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:44 PM (NeFrd)

Isn't it what golfers do?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 24, 2016 07:45 PM (JO9+V)

245 237: So does he not know that most of us consider him a buffoon, or does he not care?
Posted by: rickl



Its more like he doesn't notice. His world is very very insular.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2016 07:45 PM (NGd+i)

246 Cerval Cat Shit Coffee is like the Honduran Cigar of Coffees.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2016 07:46 PM (aoFFB)

247 Hope snowflake Mosley is changing her underware. Stupid bitch should have to pay all the court costs.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2016 07:46 PM (q3w6R)

248 WOULDN'T YOU BE UPSET IF YOU KNEW THAT TRUMP WAS GOING TO PUT YOU ALL IN THE CAMPS!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn

As in sleeping bags and s'mores? Because that sounds delightful. Absolutely.

Posted by: Dang at May 24, 2016 07:46 PM (/77HP)

249 I don't think Matt Dillon was ever shown kissing Miss Kitty in the 20 years the show was on.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2016 07:46 PM (B48dK)

250 I thought the Civet was a sedan from Honda.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:44 PM

Dammit.

How does that work?

Posted by: Golfman - Conservative Refugee seeking asylum at May 24, 2016 07:46 PM (48QDY)

251 David Brooks is not an alumnus of Oberlin. He matriculated from University of Chicago and thus has a bit thicker skin that someone from Oberlin.

In all probability, David Brooks does not know of our opinions, and if he did know, wouldn't care anyway.

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 24, 2016 07:46 PM (cIFg4)

252 I've been pretty rough on my boys sometimes. Being a father isn't easy. Sometimes the Sergeant of Marines in me would make an appearance. Sometimes I would sound just like my father. "You want me to give you something to cry about!" Reading this nonsense lets me know I did the right thing in preparing them for the real world. They don't need a pal, they need a father.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2016 07:47 PM (kTF2Z)

253 236 An Oberlin college degree is going to be a warning.
Posted by: EC at May 24, 2016 07:42 PM (j8YpL)


Whenever a story like this comes out, Karl Denninger has been saying that employers should automatically shitcan resumes from people who have attended that particular college.

Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2016 07:47 PM (sdi6R)

254 Apparently it is Serval not Cerval.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2016 07:47 PM (B48dK)

255 Oberlin: Just another failed institution that is now on the list of Colleges and Universities that I will never hire ANYONE from.

Take that faculty.

Posted by: TheTruth at May 24, 2016 07:47 PM (Av8i6)

256 We Demand That In Lieu of Tests, We Just Sit Down With the Professor and Rap With Him About the Subject Matter






A classroom of Spicoli kids. Marvelous,

Posted by: Mr Hand at May 24, 2016 07:47 PM (JO9+V)

257 If the gulags open up it will be Hillary who is ruling the country

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2016 07:47 PM (3wHFl)

258 SO the snowflakes are offended and dropping out.

BUT they will have to wind up somewhere. Perhaps wandering the streets. Near my house.


I am conflicted.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 24, 2016 07:47 PM (uxHUH)

259 I thought the Civet was a sedan from Honda.
[BR]
Nope.

Citroen.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2016 07:48 PM (NGd+i)

260 Isn't it a Civet cat?





Posted by: garrett








*****





I thought the Civet was a sedan from Honda.



Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:44 PM (NeFrd)

Isn't it what golfers do?


Posted by: Count de Monet


Civet is the cheaper brand of Crown Royal, which is a type of wine.

Posted by: Dang at May 24, 2016 07:48 PM (/77HP)

261 I would imagine Camp Trump would be "classy" and luxurious. With lots of gold and gilt.

And the camp kitchen would put out bitchin Taco bowls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:48 PM (1ZOkK)

262
Quick look at drudge tells me that obama's final f u to the US is to import as many muzzie terrorists as possible before next January.

Check your ammo storage.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2016 07:48 PM (ODxAs)

263 Apparently it is Serval not Cerval.

Posted by: steevy

Cerebral, dude. Cerebral.

Posted by: Dang at May 24, 2016 07:49 PM (/77HP)

264 Trump camp denizens will be used as slave labor at his casinos.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2016 07:49 PM (B48dK)

265 As Jasmine Adams, a member of the black student union, put it:

"We're asking to be reflected in our education," Adams cuts in. "I literally am so tired of learning about Marx, when he did not include race in his discussion of the market!" She shrugs incredulously. "As a person who plans on returning to my community, I don't want to assimilate into middle-class values. I'm going home, back to the 'hood of Chicago, to be exactly who I was before I came to Oberlin."





Tired of learning about Marx? What else are the lefty professors going to teach? Damn that commie turd for not mentioning race in his stupidity. And good luck in the Chicago hood. I'm sure little Ms. Snowflake will be a statistic in the coming weeks.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 07:49 PM (45oDG)

266 "I don't think Matt Dillon was ever shown kissing Miss Kitty in the 20 years the show was on."

I remember the pic in Life Mag of the kiss and it showed the box Amanda was standing on.

I don't remember the kiss on the show but I have a friend who will know. He has every Gunsmoke episode and watches them a lot.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 07:49 PM (3myMJ)

267 @46: "Oberlin is like Knatsy Germanii!"

Hey, I did not see Jumanji, either!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 24, 2016 07:49 PM (rznWS)

268 Wait you drink wine from a cat's butt?

Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2016 07:50 PM (2Ocf1)

269 266 Might have been a publicity shot.I think they may have kissed in one of the TV movies .

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2016 07:50 PM (B48dK)

270 Trey Gowdy has his war hair on again. Looking to impeach the IRS commissioner.

So there's kinda that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:50 PM (1ZOkK)

271 This headline is like a real life DPRK News Service tweet.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 24, 2016 07:50 PM (vaR50)

272 What exactly are these infantile imbeciles going to do after dropping out of school?
No McDonald's would hire them.
Are they going to form one of those touring musical groups like Up With People? Maybe they'll call it Down With Cisnormative White Privilege or Infantile Imbeciles.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at May 24, 2016 07:50 PM (4rzL1)

273 Oberlin produces group of students so hyper-sensitive they can no longer tolerate Oberlin.

NINNY LEVEL ALPHA ACHIEVED.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Checkbook at May 24, 2016 07:50 PM (SEFXb)

274 Didn't that hot piece of ass Lena Dumpster go to Oberlin?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 24, 2016 07:51 PM (nhHPu)

275 222 Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2016 07:40 PM (B48dK)

Serenity now. Insanity later!

Posted by: Serenity Now! at May 24, 2016 07:51 PM (y45nX)

276 203
Dodge City? I hope Marshal Dillon, Miss Kitty, Festus, Doc and Miss Kitty are okay.







I like Miss Kitty.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:33 PM (NeFrd)
i bet you've never heard ole marshall dillion say miss kitty have you ever thought of running away? settling down will you marry me ? if i asked you twice and begged you pretty please? she'd of said yes in a new york minute, they never tied the knot his heart wasn't in it.....he stole a kiss as he road away...he never hung his hat up at kitty's place.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 24, 2016 07:52 PM (0O7c5)

277 Oberlin College, The school hosts a student-run Sexual Information Center, where students may receive free or heavily discounted condoms and lubrica

Posted by: Colin at May 24, 2016 07:52 PM (E9W+s)

278 Wait you drink wine from a cat's butt?

Posted by: blaster

And you thought it was made from what? Grapes?!

Posted by: Dang at May 24, 2016 07:52 PM (/77HP)

279 What exactly are these infantile imbeciles going to do after dropping out of school?





Live off of their parents for as long as they can

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 07:52 PM (45oDG)

280 David Brooks is blissfully unaware of us, and exists as a hired gun to give the Rockerfeller wing permission to vote Donkey.

Posted by: Sven10077 at May 24, 2016 07:52 PM (zHhW4)

281 Crown Royal is a whisky, a civet Is a glass you drink liqueur from, with only two fingers of course.

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2016 07:52 PM (3wHFl)

282 Just looked it up. Matt and Miss Kitty kissed once.

He also let it be known that he couldn't live without her in "Hostage!", the episode in which she was kidnapped and beaten badly.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 07:52 PM (3myMJ)

283 "Trying, unsuccessfully, to run with an AoSHQ meme."

That can sometimes be a challenge.

But, it's better then running with scissors.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2016 07:53 PM (ptqRm)

284 So, what you're saying is that if we don't get some cool rules pronto, then we're bogus too?

Posted by: Spicoli taking his finals at May 24, 2016 07:53 PM (kTF2Z)

285 I watch Gunsmoke every day.Love that show.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2016 07:53 PM (B48dK)

286 227 Meanwhile oveer at Tepid....

David Brooks is falling in love with Grammy H's pantsuit crease...
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 07:41 PM (g8Hfr)

David that's not a crease, it's her ass crack.

Posted by: KIllerdog at May 24, 2016 07:53 PM (9lwG/)

287 Think that now, these unqualified idiots have useless courses for a useless degree, plus several years of debt and no possibility of a job or paying off that debt.

Their only hope is.....BERNIE 2016!

Posted by: Donald Trump's Checkbook at May 24, 2016 07:54 PM (SEFXb)

288 Speaking of civets-and I'm sure somebody was-do these spoiled children demand $25 a cup cat poop coffee in the cafeteria.
I'm Sure their pallets are very sensitive.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at May 24, 2016 07:54 PM (4rzL1)

289 Trey Gowdy has his war hair on again. Looking to impeach the IRS commissioner.

So there's kinda that.


Yawn?

Remember when we all thought oh man Trey Gowdy is going to serve it to the Democrats cold!

Good times, good times.

Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2016 07:54 PM (2Ocf1)

290 >>Wait you drink wine from a cat's butt?


Maybe us commoners do, MooMoo only drinks the finest wines from the tiniest giraffe butts.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2016 07:54 PM (aoFFB)

291 Student Loan-subsidized businesses hardest hit.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 24, 2016 07:55 PM (uxHUH)

292 I'm Sure their pallets are very sensitive.


I hope they stack them carefully.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Checkbook at May 24, 2016 07:56 PM (SEFXb)

293 Remember when we all thought oh man Trey Gowdy is going to serve it to the Democrats cold!

Good times, good times.
Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2016 07:54 PM (2Ocf1

Yep. He learned from Issa, the master.

Posted by: Golfman - Conservative Refugee seeking asylum at May 24, 2016 07:56 PM (48QDY)

294 No, no, no. It's a cervix cat?

You guys should really bone up on this stuff.

Posted by: zombie Juan Valdez at May 24, 2016 07:57 PM (H9MG5)

295 On Amazon.com, searchable via Ace of Spades HQ amazon store link on the front page

Civet Musk Perfume Oil 1/4 ounce.

Amazon has you covered.

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 24, 2016 07:57 PM (cIFg4)

296 Wait you drink wine from a cat's butt?


Coffee! Coffee from a cat's butt.


It was in the movie with Morgan Freeman playing the role of a wise old magical Negro.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 24, 2016 07:57 PM (uxHUH)

297 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer asks to be refrozen.

Posted by: jsg at May 24, 2016 07:57 PM (TyOcs)

298 Son is taking his war buddy and buddy's gf on a ghost tour in a pop-top hearse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 07:57 PM (1ZOkK)

299 Which of the following is not a real Oberlin student?


A. Megan Bautista
B. Cyrus Eosphoros
C. Haven Monahan
D. Zakiya Acey

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:58 PM (NeFrd)

300 Tom Fitton of Judicial Watch makes Gowdy look like the simp that he is.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2016 07:58 PM (q3w6R)

301 Time to deliver this month's dinner to our volunteer firefighters before their training session.

They run our district on less than a fire chief in a medium sized city is paid annually.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 07:58 PM (3myMJ)

302 I for one look forward to when President Trump drafts these little special snowflakes, gets a team of R. Lee Ermey type drill instructors to work them over, no restrictions, beat them to death if you have to. Get something useful out of them or just kill them.

They might make good sandbags for the troops who have to fight ISIS in a little while. Tie the bags of goo up in sandbag fashion and drop them, and the troops can use them for cover. Of course, I don't know how much stopping power an Oberlin douchebag actually has, though.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 07:58 PM (DW+jj)

303 Seamus



C.


What I win?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2016 07:59 PM (ptqRm)

304 I move the Style Guide be updated to refer to Oberlin College henceforth as the Oberlin Depot of the Strategic Long Pig Reserves.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 24, 2016 07:59 PM (D0J8L)

305 I like Miss Kitty.



In the pilot for Gunsmoke Marshall Dillon's love interest was a tranny from Buffalo named Miss Tess Tickles. Didn't focus group very well. Changed the character to Miss Running Beaver, a native American ne're-do-well with a chronic case of saddle itch, which test audiences found hilarious. But the censors found her rubbing on the furniture... provocative. So, Miss Kitty.

Posted by: Dang at May 24, 2016 07:59 PM (/77HP)

306
>>Wait you drink wine from a cat's butt?





Maybe us commoners do, MooMoo only drinks the finest wines from the tiniest giraffe butts.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2016 07:54 PM (aoFFB)


When bota bags are not available . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 24, 2016 07:59 PM (JO9+V)

307 It was in the movie with Morgan Freeman playing the role of a wise old magical Negro.


You're going to have to be a bit more specific...

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 07:59 PM (0mRoj)

308 In the new remake of Gunsmoke, Festus has to stand on a soapbox in order to kiss Marshall Dillon.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 08:00 PM (NeFrd)

309
They might make good sandbags for the troops who have to fight ISIS in a little while


"Human Shields"

Greatest. activist. deployment. EVAR.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 24, 2016 08:00 PM (uxHUH)

310 Time to go full on their stoopid asses until gone.

"Chalk Army, atten...hut! Trump this campus in toto, stat!!!"

Posted by: oddnot says ~sigh~ at May 24, 2016 08:00 PM (g1MTt)

311 I think there may be some hope in the fact that the SJWs feel like the rest of Oberlin reject them. That even the faculty reject them.


Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2016 08:01 PM (2Ocf1)

312 I move the Style Guide be updated to refer to Oberlin College henceforth as the Oberlin Depot of the Strategic Long Pig Brainless shitbird Reserves.

*steps back*

*Looks between upraised thumbs*


I like it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2016 08:01 PM (ptqRm)

313 When I was in university guys went to protests only to pick up girls. What they do now in the age of gender fluidity?

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at May 24, 2016 08:01 PM (4rzL1)

314 Just a reminder here that the mayor of Bowel-timore, Stephanie Prognathous-Jaw, is an Oberlin alumna.

Who was actually featured in a puff piece on the cover of the Oberlin glossy magazine the very same month that she was offering Harm City's rioters and looters and arsonists "space to destroy".

Posted by: torquewrench at May 24, 2016 08:01 PM (noWW6)

315 Maybe us commoners do, MooMoo only drinks the finest wines from the tiniest giraffe butts.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2016 07:54 PM (aoFFB)

Opulence. He has it.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 08:01 PM (0mRoj)

316 >>David that's not a crease, it's her ass crack.
Posted by: KIllerdog

Are you sure? She seems to be facing the wrong way for that to be her ass crack.

Posted by: Aviator at May 24, 2016 08:03 PM (c7vUv)

317 I don't think Matt Dillon was ever shown kissing Miss Kitty in the 20 years the show was on

-
He only kissed her where it counts and they couldn't show that on TV.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 24, 2016 08:03 PM (Nwg0u)

318 258 SO the snowflakes are offended and dropping out.

BUT they will have to wind up somewhere. Perhaps wandering the streets. Near my house.


I am conflicted.
Posted by: Mortimer at May 24, 2016 07:47 PM (uxHUH)

Early hobo season?

Posted by: Killerdog at May 24, 2016 08:05 PM (LgUpL)

319 Wasn't there Festus and also a Chester, on Gunsmoke? And both of them walked with a hitch in their get-along?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 08:06 PM (NeFrd)

320 318 258 SO the snowflakes are offended and dropping out.

BUT they will have to wind up somewhere. Perhaps wandering the streets. Near my house.


I am conflicted.
Posted by: Mortimer at May 24, 2016 07:47 PM (uxHUH)

Early hobo season?
Posted by: Killerdog at May 24, 2016 08:05 PM (LgUpL)

Long pig for the Burning Times.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 08:06 PM (0mRoj)

321 Just a reminder here that the mayor of Bowel-timore, Stephanie Prognathous-Jaw, is an Oberlin alumna.

Thanks torquewrench, learn something new everyday, I wonder what worthless degree she graduated with...

Posted by: Colin at May 24, 2016 08:07 PM (E9W+s)

322
Wasn't there Festus and also a Chester, on Gunsmoke? And both of them walked with a hitch in their get-along?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon


Chester had a stiff right leg. Festus had normal perambulation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 08:07 PM (k4M/B)

323 "BUT they will have to wind up somewhere. Perhaps wandering the streets. Near my house. "


Perhaps they could do something at the Soylent Green production facility.

Something easy, and not too mentally challenging.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2016 08:08 PM (ptqRm)

324 >>Wasn't there Festus and also a Chester, on Gunsmoke? And both of them walked with a hitch in their get-along?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

Chester was first then Festus replaced him and Chester was the one with the limp IIRC.

Posted by: Aviator at May 24, 2016 08:08 PM (c7vUv)

325 Chester was McCloud (Dennis Weaver) and was on during the early black and white episodes they don't show much. Burt Reynolds was also in those early episodes as Quint Asper, a blacksmith. That was pre-toupee.

They don't run those B and W episodes much, but MeTV made a point of running in them afternoons a while back. Don't know if they're still running them.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 08:08 PM (DW+jj)

326 Here's a story of how the EU plans to isolate and exclude any member country that has the audacity to elect a "far right or populist" who does not love the Muslim invaders.




http://tinyurl.com/zhlz3tp



Britain is having an election in June to decide on whether to remain in the EU. This statement alone ought to be reason enough to leave.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 24, 2016 08:09 PM (QHgTq)

327 David that's not a crease, it's her ass crack.
Posted by: KIllerdog at May 24, 2016 07:53 PM (9lwG/)

*****

Somewhere a camel is missing an appendage.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 24, 2016 08:11 PM (YLidQ)

328 I for one look forward to when President Trump drafts these little special snowflakes, gets a team of R. Lee Ermey type drill instructors to work them over, no restrictions, beat them to death if you have to. Get something useful out of them or just kill them.

I think I know who's building that wall now...

Well, when the archaeologists visit in a thousand years, I know whose corpses will be interred in and under it, anyway.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 24, 2016 08:11 PM (D0J8L)

329 >>> He only kissed her where it counts and they couldn't show that on TV.

She said "Kiss me where it stinks!"

So I took her to Hoboken.

Posted by: fluffy at May 24, 2016 08:11 PM (2hcmo)

330 If you watch YouTube, lots of the shows are there, many of the BW ones.

Posted by: Colin at May 24, 2016 08:11 PM (E9W+s)

331 299 Which of the following is not a real Oberlin student?


A. Megan Bautista
B. Cyrus Eosphoros
C. Haven Monahan
D. Zakiya Acey
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 07:58 PM (NeFrd)


Cyrus Eosphoros sounds like a Byzantine emperor.

Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2016 08:11 PM (sdi6R)

332 The highly mis-educated YOUTH of the NEA... oh how I miss the glory years, but y'all are getting there

Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at May 24, 2016 08:12 PM (12kBq)

333 Wasn't there Festus and also a Chester, on Gunsmoke? And both of them walked with a hitch in their get-along?

-
Chester was first and had a limp. He was replaced by Festus who was named for Hephaestus, the lame Greek god.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 24, 2016 08:12 PM (Nwg0u)

334 >>>Wasn't there Festus and also a Chester, on Gunsmoke? And both of them walked with a hitch in their get-along?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 08:06 PM (NeFrd)<<<

Yes. But, Festus was bald, and could get light bulbs to glow by putting them in his mouth.

Chester put the light bulbs... somewhere else.

Posted by: Gomez Addams at May 24, 2016 08:13 PM (H9MG5)

335 Britain is having an election in June to
decide on whether to remain in the EU. This statement alone ought to be
reason enough to leave.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 24, 2016 08:09 PM (QHgTq)i/i]
It really is.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 08:13 PM (oKE6c)

336 321
Just a reminder here that the mayor of Bowel-timore, Stephanie Prognathous-Jaw, is an Oberlin alumna.

Thanks torquewrench, learn something new everyday, I wonder what worthless degree she graduated with...



She majored in Wymyns' Studies with a minor in Butt Hurt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 08:14 PM (1ZOkK)

337 Oops.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 08:14 PM (oKE6c)

338 And Thing oft had to fetch those lightbulbs out for Uncle Chester the Molester.

Now, Roxy Raye, all time champ has fit a 10KW spotlight up her's. And lit it up.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 08:15 PM (DW+jj)

339 "Yes. But, Festus was bald, and could get light bulbs to glow by putting them in his mouth.
"

That was Uncle Fester, my good man.

Posted by: Gomez Adams at May 24, 2016 08:16 PM (ptqRm)

340 What the fuck is wrong with their parents? What were they doing instead of parenting? Being buds at Starbucks?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 08:16 PM (voOPb)

341 Festus had normal perambulation.

-
Normal for a shit kicker anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 24, 2016 08:16 PM (Nwg0u)

342 I picture a remake of The Wild One but with SJWS taking over a small town instead of a bike gang. And the townspeople terrorize the SJWs.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at May 24, 2016 08:16 PM (4rzL1)

343 Hephaestus leads to parthenogenous.


Do not make eye contact. Speak softly, back away slowly, and retreat to a safe space and call animal control officers. Let trained professionals deal with the situation.

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 24, 2016 08:16 PM (cIFg4)

344 338 And Thing oft had to fetch those lightbulbs out for Uncle Chester the Molester.

Now, Roxy Raye, all time champ has fit a 10KW spotlight up her's. And lit it up.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 08:15 PM (DW+jj)

With room left over for an entire rack of Klieg lights and a streetlamp.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 08:16 PM (0mRoj)

345 Even from this bridge abutment I can see how badly teachers unions have messed up our youth

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at May 24, 2016 08:17 PM (12kBq)

346 >>>That was Uncle Fester, my good man.
Posted by: Gomez Adams at May 24, 2016 08:16 PM (ptqRm)<<<



You're not playing the game right.

Posted by: Gomez Addams at May 24, 2016 08:17 PM (H9MG5)

347 Is holding your breath until you die now passe?

Posted by: Cicero


******

I suppose they could do it until they turn blue in the face and then identify as Smurfx

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 08:17 PM (NeFrd)

348 >>will have to wind up somewhere. Perhaps wandering the streets. Near my house.


I don't think they have that kind of energy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 08:18 PM (voOPb)

349 344: Well, I think it's nice she keeps it well lit up there so you don't get lost in the dark.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 08:19 PM (DW+jj)

350 I guess Fort Lauderdale doesn't need to be worried about these amorphous imbeciles at spring break.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at May 24, 2016 08:19 PM (4rzL1)

351 So the school that gave us Bruce Catton of the Civil War centennial series is now lost to humanity forever.

Posted by: JEM at May 24, 2016 08:20 PM (o+SC1)

352 "So the school that gave us Bruce Catton of the Civil War centennial series is now lost to humanity forever."

So, you're saying that the Right's whole "surrender the Culture War without even mounting token resistance until after all was lost plan" didn't work out so well?

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 24, 2016 08:23 PM (rznWS)

353 Sidebar: Camille Paglia, Keith Richards, separated at birth?

Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2016 08:23 PM (2Ocf1)

354 247 Hope snowflake Mosley is changing her underware. Stupid bitch should have to pay all the court costs.

***********

Anyone else notice she has a certain...Special Olympics...look about her?

Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 24, 2016 08:24 PM (bIhmV)

355 So, you're saying that the Right's whole "surrender the Culture War without even mounting token resistance until after all was lost plan" didn't work out so well?

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 24, 2016 08:23 PM (rznWS) fnord (rznWS)


I told you even a blind man could see it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 24, 2016 08:24 PM (wB8Tg)

356 "Camille Paglia, Keith Richards, separated at birth? "

Nope. Paglia is a garden variety liberal from the 80's.

Richards is a vampire and has been alive for centuries. He was Jack the Ripper and the Zodiac Killer too.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 08:25 PM (3myMJ)

357 Anyone else notice she has a certain...Special Olympics...look about her?

She is not one of ours.

Posted by: Corky at May 24, 2016 08:26 PM (QW/FN)

358 Speaking of college, tell us again about mounting student loan debt.

http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2016/may/24/us-colleges-offer-syrian-refugees-scholarships/

Posted by: artist at May 24, 2016 08:26 PM (TwnkX)

359 Even from this bridge abutment I can see how badly teachers unions have messed up our youth

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa)))

It takes a village to fuck up youth like this. Oh and also complicit parents.

Posted by: Willy J. at May 24, 2016 08:27 PM (LncQn)

360 "Britain is having an election in June to
decide on whether to remain in the EU"

The sick thing is that the polling has been steady at about 44%-42%, with 44 in favor of staying.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 08:28 PM (3myMJ)

361 Richards is a vampire and has been alive for centuries. He was Jack the Ripper and the Zodiac Killer too.
Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 08:25 PM (3myMJ)


Nonsense, the zodiac killer killed during daylight hours.


Therefore, the zodiac killer is Iggy Pop, who is well known to be a shapeshifting chupacabra.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2016 08:28 PM (Dj0WE)

362 "Hope snowflake Mosley is changing her underware. Stupid bitch should have to pay all the court costs."

She should be disbarred as Mike Nifong was for similar prosecutorial misconduct.

However, since we're talking about a black woman in the People's Soviet Socialist Republic of Maryland, the odds of that are between slim and none, and Slim done left town.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 24, 2016 08:29 PM (noWW6)

363 "You're not playing the game right. "

Gomez.....can I play with the trains?

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at May 24, 2016 08:29 PM (ptqRm)

364 pfffff....

against you? Child until you've been a conservative on campus you haven't seen "against you."

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at May 24, 2016 08:29 PM (tM4uk)

365 It takes a village to fuck up youth like this.

There's supposed to be -A- village idiot, not a village -OF- idiots...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 24, 2016 08:30 PM (D0J8L)

366 Richards a vampire? No, but he does get full blood transfusions regularly.

Posted by: Alucard at May 24, 2016 08:32 PM (8aOqE)

367 "262

Quick look at drudge tells me that obama's final f u to the US is to
import as many muzzie terrorists as possible before next January.

Check your ammo storage.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2016 07:48 PM (ODxAs)"

So imagine that sometime like next Fourth of July, Muslim youths do a replay of the last New Years Eve activities all over Europe. This is after another Muslim confesses to buttfucking a 10 year old boy at a public pool because he was experiencing a "sexual emergency". What if at that point black, white, hispanic and anglo Americans all acted together and just started killing random Muslims wherever and whenever they were spotted?

What would the President do? Send out troops to shoot the American citizens? Maybe, but that would be unpopular with the voters and the President's party would likely be punished at the polls in the next election. The most humane thing would be to gather up the persecuted Muslims and fly them to some safe place away from the violent hands of the American public. But where? The Europeans are certain to express their shock and outrage at the American atrocities but how many airplane loads will they take?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 24, 2016 08:32 PM (QHgTq)

368 Speaking of serial killers, the Unabomber upgraded his lifestyle by killing people and getting caught.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 24, 2016 08:32 PM (Nwg0u)

369 mental health problems


The jokes just write themselves sometimes.

Posted by: Phinn at May 24, 2016 08:33 PM (fCWi3)

370 120k in student loans and not even an Oberlin degree to show for it.


They can't even qualify for one of those stupid 'Tiny Houses'.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 24, 2016 08:37 PM (uxHUH)

371 Or as we old folks call them 'Sheds'.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 24, 2016 08:38 PM (uxHUH)

372 360 "Britain is having an election in June to
decide on whether to remain in the EU"

The sick thing is that the polling has been steady at about 44%-42%, with 44 in favor of staying.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 08:28 PM (3myMJ)

Obama needs to be recruited to campaign on behalf of the stay side. A few of his sneering, sophomoric, insensitive, codswallop-filled lectures will fill the Brits with loathing for the EU.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at May 24, 2016 08:39 PM (4rzL1)

373 Somehow, the overlap between Oberlin and the House of TrigglyPuff needs to be explained.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2016 08:40 PM (ptqRm)

374 If enough parents had taken these Oberlin wankers to the woodshed during their formative years, we wouldn't be having these problems today.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 08:40 PM (pcyHg)

375 Surely by now in this thread, someone has mentioned that the student demand on grades isn't that unusual for these times; Harvard Law and Stanford Law, among others, has dropped letter grades entirely.

*struggles to remember the appropriate quote from Shakespeare*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2016 08:40 PM (gyKtp)

376 Quick look at drudge tells me that obama's final f u to the US is to

import as many muzzie terrorists as possible before next January.
Check your ammo storage.Posted by: Guy Mohawk)))

We had an all employee meeting at work today. Two of the subjects were SAFETY where we were instructed to always wear our PPE. The other was about a code blue dangerous intruder. My thought is why don't I get a company Glock as Personal Protective Equipment?

Posted by: Willy J. at May 24, 2016 08:40 PM (LncQn)

377 There will be no Venezuelan Pearl Harbor. President Maduro says Venezuela is ready for the imminent invasion by America.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 24, 2016 08:41 PM (Nwg0u)

378 *struggles to remember the appropriate quote from Shakespeare*


Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2016 08:40 PM (gyKtp)


"But hark, what pimply face through yonder drive-up window peers?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 08:41 PM (oKE6c)

379 @134- Jane D'oh
Yep. Tipping the waitresses cause they'll be here all week.

Posted by: teej at May 24, 2016 08:41 PM (ijopM)

380 Ich bin ein O-berliner.

Posted by: Barry I, der homozexualschwartzenamerikanprezidentscheissfingert at May 24, 2016 08:42 PM (oz/VB)

Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2016 08:42 PM (qmou8)

382 377 There will be no Venezuelan Pearl Harbor. President Maduro says Venezuela is ready for the imminent invasion by America.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 24, 2016 08:41 PM (Nwg0u)




He means by Barack Hussein Obama, world-renowned anti-Communist and American patriot.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 08:42 PM (oKE6c)

383 380 Ich bin ein O-berliner.
Posted by: Barry I, der homozexualschwartzenamerikanprezidentscheissfingert at May 24, 2016 08:42 PM (oz/VB)



Golf clap.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 08:43 PM (oKE6c)

384 374 If enough parents had taken these Oberlin wankers to the woodshed during their formative years, we wouldn't be having these problems today.
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 08:40 PM (pcyHg)

What do sexually ambiguous wankers wank to? What sexual organ do they play with!

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at May 24, 2016 08:43 PM (4rzL1)

385 *struggles to remember the appropriate quote from Shakespeare*
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2016 08:40 PM (gyKtp)


Get thee to a nunnery?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2016 08:43 PM (Dj0WE)

386 Well, if college doesn't work out for the poor, confused snowflakes...

Posted by: US Military Recruiters at May 24, 2016 08:43 PM (rlfds)

387 "Oberlin Students: We Demand We be Paid Wages to Protest;"



You're being paid - exactly what you're worth.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 08:43 PM (oKE6c)

388 Good news. The First Family is heading back to the Vineyard this summer, their final trip on our dime.

Hopefully, the grifter family will all manage to fly on one damned plane this time.

Their next trip they won't be abusing AF1. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 08:44 PM (1ZOkK)

389 He means by Barack Hussein Obama, world-renowned anti-Communist and American patriot.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 08:42 PM (oKE6c)

And World Class hindenflickler.

Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2016 08:44 PM (j7iSn)

390 I warned that SOB about what would happen if he tried that "midnight at the oasis" shit again.

Posted by: Hot Angry Camel at May 24, 2016 08:44 PM (BO/km)

391 386 Well, if college doesn't work out for the poor, confused snowflakes...
Posted by: US Military Recruiters at May 24, 2016 08:43 PM (rlfds)



Stop poaching our future employees.

Posted by: Howard Schultz, CEO of Starbucks at May 24, 2016 08:44 PM (oKE6c)

392 375
Surely by now in this thread, someone has mentioned that the student
demand on grades isn't that unusual for these times; Harvard Law and
Stanford Law, among others, has dropped letter grades entirely.
---
Student 1: Not good. I got a unicorn sticker on my essay.

Student 2: Sorry about that dude. I got a Hello Kitty sticker.



Posted by: Future University student at May 24, 2016 08:45 PM (AHDxb)

393 "Oberlin Students: We Demand We be Paid Wages to Protest;"
--------------------------

You're being paid - exactly what you're worth.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 08:43 PM (oKE6c)


Let's be generous today. What we're paying them now, let's give them a 10% raise.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2016 08:46 PM (Dj0WE)

394 The First Family is heading back to the Vineyard this summer,


There goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 08:47 PM (oKE6c)

395 There will be no Venezuelan Pearl Harbor. President Maduro says Venezuela is ready for the imminent invasion by America.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 24, 2016 08:41 PM (Nwg0u) fnord (Nwg0u)


A well-organized *chess club* could defeat Venezuela.

And if they brought toilet paper, lager and bags of chips, they'd be welcome with open arms.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 24, 2016 08:47 PM (wB8Tg)

396 I do hope to see "manly" Barry on his girl's bike with his widdle helmet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 08:47 PM (1ZOkK)

397 386
Well, if college doesn't work out for the poor, confused snowflakes...

Posted by: US Military Recruiters at May 24, 2016 08:43 PM (rlfds)

They'll be using their stress cards so often they'll need to be super-laminated. You'll be issuing admin discharges by the hundreds. Of course, those pussies would never even think of joining the military. Thank God.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 08:49 PM (pcyHg)

398 Hey, is the diaper concession still open at Oberlin?

I may need an additional income stream after the Barry Administration leaves office.

Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at May 24, 2016 08:49 PM (GdgAM)

399 The First Family is heading back to the Vineyard this summer...
----
Let's hope it's another Summer of the Sharks.

I'm imagining Quint taking them out on his boat and going all Ahab on them.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 08:49 PM (jR7Wy)

400 I mentioned earlier that CNN featured Anthony Bourdain in Vietnam dining with the Dog Eater. Bourdain says Barry has amazing chopstick skilz.

And Bourdain picked up the $6 check.

Thanks, CNN. And screw you, Bourdain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 08:49 PM (1ZOkK)

401 Good news. The First Family is heading back to the Vineyard this summer, their final trip on our dime.

Barry liked his last trip "manning" the island glory hole?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2016 08:50 PM (QW/FN)

402 399
The First Family is heading back to the Vineyard this summer...

----

Let's hope it's another Summer of the Sharks.



I'm imagining Quint taking them out on his boat and going all Ahab on them.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 08:49 PM (jR7Wy)


This. However, Barry will send the secret service into the surf to act as a human chain to protect his sorry ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 08:51 PM (1ZOkK)

403 'Bourdain says Barry has amazing chopstick skilz.'


That's a euphemism right?

Posted by: Hot Angry Camel at May 24, 2016 08:51 PM (BO/km)

404 I watched a movie on Netflix last night called Somme. It's about what it takes to become a Master Sommelier. I know nothing about wine except I hate it when wine gets that horrible plasticy taste.
But when it comes to whine these Oberlin students certainly are masters.
I enjoyed the movie by the way.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at May 24, 2016 08:52 PM (4rzL1)

405 That's a euphemism right?

That Barry likes wood in his mouth?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2016 08:53 PM (QW/FN)

406 They'll be using their stress cards so often they'll need to be super-laminated. You'll be issuing admin discharges by the hundreds. Of course, those pussies would never even think of joining the military. Thank God.
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 08:49 PM (pcyHg)

---

Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: Bergdahl at May 24, 2016 08:53 PM (rlfds)

407 "They perceive that other students, faculty members, and the administration are completely against them, and have made it impossible for them to live on campus."

Or, more likely, the other students just don't care, because they are more concerned with their education, as well as partying, having a good time, and hooking up.

Posted by: William Teach at May 24, 2016 08:53 PM (9bIJl)

408 Okay, what is a "stress card"?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 08:54 PM (jR7Wy)

409 "Midnight at the Oasis"

Have a dvd with that Melissa Muldoon gal doing that song on it.
Nice face and definitely a Body by Fisher.

If you get that last part pick up your get off my lawn card at the customer service window.

Posted by: teej at May 24, 2016 08:54 PM (ijopM)

410 Bourdain says Barry has amazing chopstick skilz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 08:49 PM (1ZOkK) fnord (1ZOkK)


And Dear Leader also golfed his first round at 18 under par, and single-handedly invented Pringles.

I wonder if people like that realize how ridiculous they look outside the cult.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 24, 2016 08:54 PM (wB8Tg)

411 There was an Australian Prime Minister who walked out into the surf one day and disappeared.
Maybe that could be Obama's story.
Mind you that would be racist of the surf.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at May 24, 2016 08:55 PM (4rzL1)

412 404 I watched a movie on Netflix last night called Somme. It's about what it takes to become a Master Sommelier.
Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at May 24, 2016 08:52 PM (4rzL1)


I didn't know the Battle of the Somme had to do with wine.

Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2016 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

413 Good news. The First Family is heading back to the Vineyard this summer, their final trip on our dime.

Planning on THREE weeks this time, instead of their usual two. Gotta get while the getting's good.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2016 08:55 PM (qJhUV)

414 Let's hope it's another Summer of the Sharks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 08:49 PM (jR7Wy)


Yes, let's.

Posted by: San Jose at May 24, 2016 08:55 PM (Dj0WE)

415 ha.

Here's one of the Oberlin students quoted in the Reason story:

Zakiya Acey
Zakiya

Zakiya is a student at Oberlin College. They are one of seven board members for the Edmonia Lewis Center (ELC) for Women and Trans*. Their work there includes engaging in creative programming to transform intersecting systems of oppression, including, but not limited to, racism, sexism, hetero-sexism, ableism, xenophobia, transphobia, classism, etc. Zakiya also volunteers through America Counts (math-focused tutoring) at the Boys and Girls Clubs, which is an after school center that provides safety, food, and education to low income and of color youth in grades k-8th.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hwnwefu

Posted by: Donald Trump's Checkbook at May 24, 2016 08:56 PM (iynDC)

416 408 Okay, what is a "stress card"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 08:54 PM (jR7Wy)

---

The Army tried an experiment back in the 90s, where recruits were issued stress cards if the DS stressed them out too much.

It didn't last long.

When I went through in 2001, they didn't exist.

Wouldn't be surprised if they were brought back, though.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 24, 2016 08:56 PM (rlfds)

417 And Dear Leader also golfed his first round at 18 under par, and single-handedly invented Pringles.



I wonder if people like that realize how ridiculous they look outside the cult.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 24, 2016 08:54 PM (wB8Tg)

How many holes in one did he get? I'm talking about golf. Get your minds out of the gutter. We'd need logarithms for the other.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 08:57 PM (oKE6c)

418 Fisher Body Works of course. Producers of fine carriages.

Posted by: Hot Angry Camel at May 24, 2016 08:57 PM (BO/km)

419
I wonder if people like that realize how ridiculous they look outside the cult.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith


There is no one outside the cult.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 08:58 PM (k4M/B)

420 SMFH, it seems to me that waving a stress card at a drill sergeant would be like flapping a red cape at a bull.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 08:58 PM (jR7Wy)

421 Zakiya also volunteers through America Counts (math-focused tutoring) at
the Boys and Girls Clubs, which is an after school center that provides
safety, food, and education to low income and of color youth in grades
k-8th.



She's tutoring "low income and students of color" in math? She's paying her dues, big time, I suspect.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 08:58 PM (oKE6c)

422 Zakiya also volunteers through America Counts (math-focused tutoring)
at the Boys and Girls Clubs, which is an after school center that
provides safety, food, and education to low income and of color youth in
grades k-8th.



So the idiot is poisoning the minds of the young(er).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 08:59 PM (1ZOkK)

423 414 Let's hope it's another Summer of the Sharks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 08:49 PM (jR7Wy)
Yes, let's.
Posted by: San Jose at May 24, 2016 08:55 PM (Dj0WE)



Hope is not a strategy.


Chumming, however, is.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 08:59 PM (oKE6c)

424 Just pointing out that fishbelly white is a color too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 09:00 PM (jR7Wy)

425 418 Fisher Body Works of course. Producers of fine carriages.
Posted by: Hot Angry Camel at May 24, 2016 08:57 PM (BO/km)


Whose symbol was on the running board of every car we owned growing up.

When did they stop putting that mark there?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 24, 2016 09:00 PM (M0ddJ)

426 The Army tried an experiment back in the 90s, where recruits were issued stress cards if the DS stressed them out too much.


Probably a good way to tell when he was doing his job.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 09:00 PM (oKE6c)

427 Okay, what is a "stress card"?

Mood ring a business card.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2016 09:01 PM (QW/FN)

428 Let's hope it's another Summer of the Sharks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 08:49 PM (jR7Wy)
Yes, let's.
Posted by: San Jose at May 24, 2016 08:55 PM (Dj0WE)


Hope is not a strategy.


Chumming, however, is.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 08:59 PM (oKE6c)


Who you calling chum, fella?

Posted by: St. Louis Blues at May 24, 2016 09:01 PM (Dj0WE)

429 I love it when college students "demand" something, or threaten to "strike." What are they going to do, withhold their labor?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 09:01 PM (oKE6c)

430 If I remember right, Stress Cards were used in Navy Boot Camp as well.

It didn't end well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2016 09:01 PM (ptqRm)

431 420 SMFH, it seems to me that waving a stress card at a drill sergeant would be like flapping a red cape at a bull.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 08:58 PM (jR7Wy)

---

Heh...yeah, which is why it didn't last long.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 24, 2016 09:01 PM (rlfds)

432 Ah, an elder camel.
God I miss those car doors that had that deep, solid thud when closed.
Like say, on a 63 Bonneville.

Posted by: teej at May 24, 2016 09:01 PM (ijopM)

433 426
The Army tried an experiment back in the 90s, where recruits were issued stress cards if the DS stressed them out too much.



Good grief. I'd love for R. Lee Ermey to have been handed a "stress card" by a Marine recruit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:02 PM (1ZOkK)

434 When did they stop putting that mark there?

After the Vega?

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2016 09:02 PM (BO/km)

435 So, the Navy tried it too, huh?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 24, 2016 09:02 PM (rlfds)

436 When did they stop putting that mark there?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 24, 2016 09:00 PM (M0ddJ)

****

When they cut Fisher loose and took it in house. Some time in the 80s, I think.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 24, 2016 09:02 PM (YLidQ)

437 Their work there includes engaging in creative programming to transform intersecting systems of oppression, including, but not limited to, racism, sexism, hetero-sexism, ableism, xenophobia, transphobia, classism, etc.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Checkbook at May 24, 2016 08:56 PM (iynDC) fnord (iynDC)


So, I assume they do a lot of relief work in Burma, sub-Saharan Africa, North Korea, etc?

Or is this some ironic new definition of "oppression" that is so pathetic it's not even laughable in comparison to *actual oppression*, you know the kind that kills dissidents by the cargo container load and enslaves generation after generation.

I think first-semester college students need a course called "Oppression - Not Oppression," that teaches the difference between slavery and an unhappy hipster.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 24, 2016 09:03 PM (wB8Tg)

438 Good grief. I'd love for R. Lee Ermey to have been handed a "stress card" by a Marine recruit.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:02 PM (1ZOkK)

Me too. I've never seen a recruit with a stress card up his ass.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 09:03 PM (oKE6c)

439 "So, the Navy tried it too, huh?"

Can't spell stupid without DoD.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2016 09:03 PM (ptqRm)

440 The Army tried an experiment back in the 90s, where recruits were issued stress cards if the DS stressed them out too much.

It didn't last long.

When I went through in 2001, they didn't exist.

Wouldn't be surprised if they were brought back, though.


They went out to a bunch of people at their permanent duty stations as well.

We laughed about it and moved on.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2016 09:04 PM (QW/FN)

441 I wonder if people like that realize how ridiculous they look outside the cult.


I work with the ObamaCultists. No, they have no idea.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2016 09:04 PM (NGd+i)

442 I had a 65 Imapla SS convertible. Body by Fisher. What a car.

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2016 09:04 PM (BO/km)

443 I'm sure the MFM is giddy over one more chance to cover the Most Awesome First Family Ever at the Vineyard.

Shots of Barry and the kids ordering ice cream, Barry haughtily telling his fawning media darlings to just let him order his waffle/shrimp/lobster, his so-called golfing with his guy "friends."

2016 can't get here fast enough. I think.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:05 PM (1ZOkK)

444 Already here.

Posted by: 2016 at May 24, 2016 09:06 PM (rlfds)

445 I had a 65 Imapla SS convertible. Body by Fisher. What a car.
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2016 09:04 PM (BO/km)

****

I have a 72 442 Convertible in my garage right now. Body by Fisher for sure. Sweet ride.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 24, 2016 09:06 PM (YLidQ)

446 >>> The Army tried an experiment back in the 90s, where recruits were issued stress cards if the DS stressed them out too much.

You look tired. Get in the leaning rest position.

Posted by: fluffy at May 24, 2016 09:06 PM (2hcmo)

447 President Trump will put a stop to this shit.

Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2016 09:06 PM (2Ocf1)

448 Can't educate stupid

Posted by: Skip
****

Can't educate mentally ill.

Just like the left of the 60's, they think the world needs education, not them.

Posted by: Disgusted Russian at May 24, 2016 09:07 PM (hVdx9)

449 2016 can't get here fast enough. I think.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:05 PM (1ZOkK)

444
Already here.

Posted by: 2016 at May 24, 2016 09:06 PM (rlfds)


Dammit to hell. Is that a barrel offense??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:07 PM (1ZOkK)

450 "They went out to a bunch of people at their permanent duty stations as well."

At the time, I was running Engineering on the fourth oldest Engineering plant afloat.

Forward deployed.

If it broke, we fixed it.

Spaces started at around 110 degrees in the lower level.

In the winter.

We were all just waiting for the first Stress Card to get wipped out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2016 09:07 PM (ptqRm)

451 'I have a 72 442 Convertible in my garage right now.'

Is that the one with the swivel seats?

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2016 09:07 PM (BO/km)

452 And Jane, truly a thank you for the tornado heads up.
Dodge is a ways out west of me but those godless tornadoes, Intel claims, are going to be making hit and run attacks over the entire state all week.
Gonna head for bed and listen to the Royals till I drift off.

Posted by: teej at May 24, 2016 09:08 PM (ijopM)

453 Dammit to hell. Is that a barrel offense??

Did you leave the keys in the time machine?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2016 09:08 PM (QW/FN)

454 452
And Jane, truly a thank you for the tornado heads up.

Dodge is a ways out west of me but those godless tornadoes, Intel
claims, are going to be making hit and run attacks over the entire state
all week.

Gonna head for bed and listen to the Royals till I drift off.

Posted by: teej at May 24, 2016 09:08 PM (ijopM)


Stay safe!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:09 PM (1ZOkK)

455 Is that the one with the swivel seats?
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2016 09:07 PM (BO/km)

.....

Nope. Standard vinyl buckets and a rear bench.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 24, 2016 09:09 PM (YLidQ)

456 You look tired. Get in the leaning rest position.
Posted by: fluffy at May 24, 2016 09:06 PM (2hcmo)

---

Heh.

I once had a soldier who told me he was tired.

I had him wishing he was in the leaning rest position.

Another favorite: "There's nothing to do."

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 24, 2016 09:09 PM (rlfds)

457
I'm sure the MFM is giddy over one more chance to cover the Most Awesome First Family Ever at the Vineyard.

Shots
of Barry and the kids ordering ice cream, Barry haughtily telling his
fawning media darlings to just let him order his waffle/shrimp/lobster,
his so-called golfing with his guy "friends."

2016 can't get here fast enough. I think.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:05 PM (1ZOkK)



Mooch going clam digging . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 24, 2016 09:10 PM (JO9+V)

458 Mooch going clam digging . . .


Posted by: Count de Monet at May 24, 2016 09:10 PM (JO9+V)


Euphemism?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:11 PM (1ZOkK)

459 SMFH,

I thought stress cards were in use today. I hope not. I got out back in 2000 and stopped caring.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 09:12 PM (pcyHg)

460 R. Lee Ermey would be skullfucking them with that stress card.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 09:12 PM (DW+jj)

461 Another favorite: "There's nothing to do."

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 24, 2016 09:09 PM (rlfds)

Even in academia, we get the occasional opportunity to apply reality therapy: "Cheer up. You won't be young and miserable forever."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 09:12 PM (oKE6c)

462

MWNP I'm thinking about one an old gf's sister had. White with blue stripes, white interior with seats that swiveled so it was easy to get out. Hardtop though. In any case that is a sweet ride and one to old on to.

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2016 09:12 PM (BO/km)

463 >>Mooch going clam digging . . .

That's not my thing.

Posted by: Barry at May 24, 2016 09:12 PM (c7vUv)

464 Euphemism?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:11 PM (1ZOkK)


Not at all *blinks innocently*

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 24, 2016 09:12 PM (JO9+V)

465 >>> Mooch going clam digging . . .

She unhinges her jaw and strains through the wet sand.

Posted by: fluffy at May 24, 2016 09:13 PM (2hcmo)

466 hold

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2016 09:13 PM (BO/km)

467 I work with the ObamaCultists. No, they have no idea.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2016 09:04 PM (NGd+i) fnord (NGd+i)


I just have this image of a group of bronies shocked to discover they're not considered normal.

Then again, this is the age of screaming middle-aged teen-band fans.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 24, 2016 09:13 PM (wB8Tg)

468 I hate to say it, but what this country really needs to is to be invaded by a foreign power.

Everyone who frequents this website would most likely be fine, holed up in the hills with lots of "lost" firearms and ammo and plenty of foodstuffs.

The major cities and their useless eater populations would mostly be eliminated, and eventually the invading power would be infected by the laziness and insanity of the SJW survivors, and succumb without a fight. The we roll down out of the hills and re-establish civilization, correctly, this time.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 24, 2016 09:13 PM (CS7jF)

469 Mooch going clam digging . . .


Posted by: Count de Monet at May 24, 2016 09:10 PM (JO9+V)

Euphemism?



Posted by: Jane D'oh
****

(Has mental image. Throws up so hard gum that is no longer made shoots out)

Posted by: Disgusted Russian at May 24, 2016 09:13 PM (hVdx9)

470 Imagine stress cards on the beaches of Normandy, the Chosen Reservoir, Okinawa, Iwo Jima, Battle of the Bulge....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:14 PM (1ZOkK)

471 Heh.

I once had a soldier who told me he was tired.

I had him wishing he was in the leaning rest position.

Another favorite: "There's nothing to do."


I do hope they thanked you for your grandmotherly kindness.

Link for those that don't get the reference:
https://grandmotherlykindness.com/about/

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2016 09:14 PM (QW/FN)

472 President Trumpus needs to make R. Lee. Ermey some sort of Czar of the Special Snowflakes. Draft them into some sort of man-up kind of program, and let him be in charge. No rules, he can hire the baddest ass drill instructors he knows and turns them lose on the snowflakes.

Either man them up or kill them trying.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 09:15 PM (DW+jj)

473 MWNP I'm thinking about one an old gf's sister had. White with blue stripes, white interior with seats that swiveled so it was easy to get out. Hardtop though. In any case that is a sweet ride and one to old on to.
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2016 09:12 PM (BO/km)

*****

Mine is Jade Green with white stripes and interior vinyl. Top is also white. My daughter will drive it when she goes to scatter my ashes.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 24, 2016 09:15 PM (YLidQ)

474 Nice. I how you taught her to work on it!

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2016 09:16 PM (BO/km)

475 Either man them up or kill them trying.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 09:15 PM (DW+jj)
------------
Either way would be an improvement.
R. Lee Ermey vs. some shithead with a man bun = a definite Youtube moment.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 09:17 PM (oKE6c)

476 >>> Um, because they're treating college as Activism Camp instead of as a place for learning?
....

You mean it's not Activist Camp? Going by current curriculum and never ending news items I see, and the imbeciles that are graduating, demanding six figure jobs that they don't have to show up for and judging a company's worth by the number of foosball tables and free snack bars, it would appear that universities serve no educational purpose.

Posted by: Damiano at May 24, 2016 09:17 PM (71OEY)

477 401 Good news. The First Family is heading back to the Vineyard this summer, their final trip on our dime.

Barry liked his last trip "manning" the island glory hole?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2016 08:50 PM (QW/FN)

Do you think the glory hole was decorated with "Obama/Biden '12" memorabilia and red, white, and blue bunting around the perimeter? Perhaps "Hail to the Chief" plays on a never-ending loop over speakers at the glory hole? After all, it is the presidential glory hole so it needs to be treated with the appropriate level of reverence and respect.

Posted by: Slappy at May 24, 2016 09:17 PM (rtfSu)

478 "... dropping out of Oberlin College."

John Jay Shipherd, Philo P. Stewart and (especially) Jean-Frederic Oberlin approve!!!!

Posted by: dissent555 at May 24, 2016 09:17 PM (GdgAM)

479 Anybody have the R. Lee Ermey talking action figure? Pull the string and feel the motivation! A bunch of us got the Xtra Salty version for a retiring Gunny.

Skull fucking was featured prominently.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 09:18 PM (jR7Wy)

480 Eris, AtC says you guys went for a nice horseback ride.

Did you witness the actual biting of the Empress by her mount?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:19 PM (1ZOkK)

481 Nice. I how you taught her to work on it!
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2016 09:16 PM (BO/km)

*****

I did. It's easy. She will also have my full shop to play with, which is currently a small barn with 3 other cars needing some attention.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 24, 2016 09:19 PM (YLidQ)

482 Zakiya also volunteers through America Counts (math-focused tutoring) at the Boys and Girls Clubs, which is an after school center that provides safety, food, and education to low income and of color youth in grades k-8th.





"Of color youth"? Didn't Queen Barry outlaw the word Negro? Are they going to use coloreds instead?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 09:19 PM (45oDG)

483 Life is so unsafe. *sob*

Posted by: Oberlin College Snowflake at May 24, 2016 09:20 PM (Tyii7)

484 I think a lot of these kids could benefit from a trip to Paris.

Sorry, misspelled it - I meant Parris (Island).

Posted by: dissent555 at May 24, 2016 09:21 PM (GdgAM)

485 What am I allowed to call my Oriental rug now? I'm so confused.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:21 PM (1ZOkK)

486 Eris, AtC says you guys went for a nice horseback ride.
Did you witness the actual biting of the Empress by her mount?


Bet there's a run on role-play bridles at the fetish shops over the next few days.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2016 09:21 PM (QW/FN)

487 "Of color youth"? Didn't Queen Barry outlaw the word Negro? Are they going to use coloreds instead?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 09:19 PM (45oDG)

What does the 'C' in NAACP mean?

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 09:22 PM (pcyHg)

488 What am I allowed to call my Oriental rug now?

Asiatic fur.

Posted by: Oberlin College Snowflake at May 24, 2016 09:22 PM (Tyii7)

489 480 Eris, AtC says you guys went for a nice horseback ride.

Did you witness the actual biting of the Empress by her mount?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:19 PM (1ZOkK)
---
First of all, NO, Horde, that is not a euphemism. We actually rode ponies around Gettysburg Battlefield.

The ponies were feisty, but the only biting of the Empress was by Bander, as far as I know.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 09:22 PM (jR7Wy)

490 As someone mentioned above, let the special snowflakes build the wall. All while being lorded over by R. Lee Ermey and his assistants. Use as much manual labor for the snowflakes as possible in the blistering Arizona sun. Slave drive them.

I start them off all having to wear pink panties and frilly girly clothes while slaving. Make them earn man clothes. Just humiliate the fuck out of 'em to the point where they're committing suicide, then laugh at that. Manning up is the only way you're getting out of this alive, cupcake.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 09:22 PM (DW+jj)

491
These snowflakes will be well qualified to beg on the street. Well that might be beyond their capabilities.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 09:22 PM (45oDG)

492 487

What does the 'C' in NAACP mean?

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 09:22 PM (pcyHg)

Cosby?

Posted by: Slappy at May 24, 2016 09:23 PM (rtfSu)

493 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2016 09:24 PM (KCxzN)

494
R. Lee Ermy needs to be unleashed on the PC sellout military brass too. Any asshole who goes along with Barry's queering up the military needs to be run the hell out of the service

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 09:24 PM (45oDG)

495 What am I allowed to call my Oriental rug now?

Xarpet

Posted by: xeaked at May 24, 2016 09:24 PM (BO/km)

496
The ponies were feisty, but the only biting of the Empress was by Bander, as far as I know.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 09:22 PM (jR7Wy)


Hmmm....Bander's still alive, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:24 PM (1ZOkK)

497 These snowflakes will be well qualified to beg on the street. Well that might be beyond their capabilities.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 09:22 PM (45oDG)

---

Well, from what I saw in Austin over the weekend, they're capable of washing your windshield when you're stopped at a red light--as long as it's not a truck.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 24, 2016 09:25 PM (rlfds)

498 Hi Alton! How's the MichiMomee coming along?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 09:26 PM (jR7Wy)

499 Demand Theory.

Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2016 09:26 PM (qUNWi)

500 Off sock

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 09:26 PM (hVdx9)

501 I know we all like to make fun of these idiots, but it really isn't that funny. PJ media has a story talking about all of the justice department lawyers suing businesses into the ground, and destroying police and fire departments because they have standards. All of these lawyers? SJW college students who minored in black-women-gay-other studies, and are now running the government.

Posted by: BK at May 24, 2016 09:27 PM (/QZky)

502 Hell, they say there's a booming tranny whore business in Washington, and the Pentagon brass are a big part of the customer bass. And they say that brass like catching, not pitching. Imagine some general, supposed to be tough, getting fucked up the ass by a tranny and enjoying it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 09:27 PM (DW+jj)

503 Hmmm....Bander's still alive, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:24 PM (1ZOkK)
---
Alive and fishin'.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2016 09:27 PM (jR7Wy)

504
Imagine some general, supposed to be tough, getting fucked up the ass by a tranny and enjoying it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)


I thought they got rid of all the tough ones.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 09:28 PM (k4M/B)

505 502
Hell, they say there's a booming tranny whore business in Washington,
and the Pentagon brass are a big part of the customer bass. And they say
that brass like catching, not pitching. Imagine some general, supposed
to be tough, getting fucked up the ass by a tranny and enjoying it.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 09:27 PM (DW+jj)


I'm trying to work up a shocked face. Failing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:28 PM (1ZOkK)

506 I might actually start touching myself inappropriately if I ever get to watch the unleashing of Lee Ermy on special snowflakes in a real boot camp.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 09:29 PM (hVdx9)

507 O/T, anybody feel like riding mower talk? I thought so.

So, out mowing tonight (since nights after work are the only time I have to do it) and the steering starts failing. Again. Replaced the assembly 2 years and it's going bad again. Sum bitch. I start thinking about the parts and pieces I've bought in the last year (spindle-$80, new blades-$40, belts, $60, battery-$50.....that I remember) and begin to wonder if I need to spend more time and money on parts or just replace it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 09:29 PM (SdcBc)

508 I still have horrific nightmares about chalk.

Posted by: Oberlin College Snowflake at May 24, 2016 09:31 PM (Tyii7)

509 Imagine some general, supposed to be tough, getting fucked up the ass by a tranny and enjoying it.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 09:27 PM (DW+jj)


Go on.

Posted by: Merrill Mcpeak at May 24, 2016 09:31 PM (cmE8J)

510
wonder if I need to spend more time and money on parts or just replace it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill


How much would it cost to pay someone to mow it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 09:31 PM (k4M/B)

511 RK what kind of rider do you have? How old is it? How big is your estate?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 09:33 PM (voOPb)

512 505 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:28 PM (1ZOkK)

In 1913 a Prussian Colonel who had done time on the General Staff and was due a Regimental Command died of a coronary at one of their retreats.....

in a pink Tutu after dancing Swan Lake...the assembled officers all complimented the late Colonel on the intensity of his performance.

Which is to say every profession has its fucked up freaks....

the troubles start when you start glorfying guys with butt plugs and horsetails over the warfighters.

World War One helped sort these things out.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 09:33 PM (g8Hfr)

513 hey Eris

slow motion as usual

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2016 09:33 PM (KCxzN)

514 Hell, they say there's a booming tranny whore business in Washington, and the Pentagon brass are a big part of the customer bass. And they say that brass like catching, not pitching. Imagine some general, supposed to be tough, getting fucked up the ass by a tranny and enjoying it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 09:27 PM (DW+jj)



Barry's military in action.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 09:33 PM (45oDG)

515 509 Posted by: Merrill Mcpeak at May 24, 2016 09:31 PM (cmE8J)

General McPeak neither pitches nor catches because he failed to take Yoga and he demands perfection in the launching AND landing phase of his groinal thrusts.

Namby Pamby fighter mafia asshole.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 09:34 PM (g8Hfr)

516 So, out mowing tonight (since nights after work are the only time I have to do it) and the steering starts failing. Again. Replaced the assembly 2 years and it's going bad again. Sum bitch. I start thinking about the parts and pieces I've bought in the last year (spindle-$80, new blades-$40, belts, $60, battery-$50.....that I remember) and begin to wonder if I need to spend more time and money on parts or just replace it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 09:29 PM (SdcBc)

***

I had a Murray rider that busted something in the steering annually. I have since ponied up for a 48"cut zero turn. Love it. No issues and cuts 2 acres in 30 minutes.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 24, 2016 09:35 PM (YLidQ)

517 "How much would it cost to pay someone to mow it? "

It's a full acre on a hillside, some rough parts. I expect $200 per mow.

This mower is now ten years old and I paid $1000 new for it in 2006. I can go down and buy the same one, updated, for the same price today.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 09:35 PM (SdcBc)

518 Well, Barry has fundamentally transformed the country, and the military.

Nice job.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:35 PM (1ZOkK)

519 Hell, they say there's a booming tranny whore business in Washington, and the Pentagon brass are a big part of the customer bass. And they say that brass like catching, not pitching. Imagine some general, supposed to be tough, getting fucked up the ass by a tranny and enjoying it.

Posted by: publius
****

All you need is a good P.I. with some bugging skills.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 09:35 PM (hVdx9)

520 >> I thought they got rid of all the tough ones.

Heh. Hell, maybe the brass are the damn trannies now. They moonlight. Probably into the "sissy" lifestyle, where they get "pegged" by the female officer staff as their mistresses who whore them out to the sailors during fleet week or something.

Barry probably gave them idea, showing his home movies.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 09:36 PM (DW+jj)

521 >>All you need is a good P.I. with some bugging skills.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

And a tranny with good buggery skills.

Posted by: Barry at May 24, 2016 09:36 PM (c7vUv)

522 one word, Ricardo:

Goats

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2016 09:36 PM (KCxzN)

523 Ricardo time to buy a new one. It's 10 years old, it don't owe you anything. You can sell it to some young guy starting out

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 09:36 PM (voOPb)

524 522
one word, Ricardo:

Goats


Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2016 09:36 PM (KCxzN)


And they're good eatin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:37 PM (1ZOkK)

525 All you need is a good P.I. with some bugging skills.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

And a tranny with good buggery skills.

Posted by: Barry
****

Mooch?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 09:37 PM (hVdx9)

526 Fisher was absorbed into the body of GM in 1984. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2016 09:37 PM (BO/km)

527 >>one word, Ricardo:

Goats

YES!

Posted by: Abdul Ahmeds at May 24, 2016 09:37 PM (c7vUv)

528 And they're good eatin'.

And affectionate.

Posted by: Admiral Snackbar at May 24, 2016 09:39 PM (Tyii7)

529 And they're good eatin'.


Hah...Jane.

Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2016 09:39 PM (qUNWi)

530 The story is that General Marshall had to fire a bunch of Generals at the start of WW2. The line being, "how can you fire me, I'm your buddy." The answer being, "your not fit to command in wartime."

Eisenhower went from a Major to a five star General.

Does the current US military have a Marshall or an Eisenhower?

Posted by: huh? at May 24, 2016 09:40 PM (CRXed)

531 Our neighbors sent over lamb or goat once.

It was horrible.

Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2016 09:41 PM (qUNWi)

532 509 Imagine some general, supposed to be tough, getting fucked up the ass by a tranny and enjoying it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 09:27 PM (DW+jj)


Sorry, I'm still laughing at the "if it weren't for Trump, Hillary would be porking Jeb with a strap-on on the 'Today' Show" line from the morning thread.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 24, 2016 09:41 PM (N1Wpo)

533 I'll bet they have some tapes of some of those generals and admirals. Video too I'm sure. They just keep handy in case one of them gets out of line. And I'm sure the Russkies and Chicoms and God knows who else has tapes of it all too.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 09:41 PM (DW+jj)

534 "Ricardo time to buy a new one. It's 10 years old, it don't owe you anything. "

Yeah, but I'm a tight asshole. But I am debating time vs. money. I'm spending more time wrenching on it than using it of late. But it's been with me for ten years so I feel attached and the motor is still dynamite.

It's an MTD Troy Bilt Pony.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 09:41 PM (SdcBc)

535 Well, Barry has fundamentally transformed the country, and the military.

Nice job.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:35 PM (1ZOkK)



He wants it as gay as he is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 09:41 PM (45oDG)

536 My mistake my memory is slipping over time and I read this a quarter century ago in the "Guns of Krupp"...

it was 1908 and a Major General....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietrich_von_H%C3%BClsen-Haeseler

and Ja "he danced well"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 09:42 PM (g8Hfr)

537 So,they self destruct if given enough time.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 24, 2016 09:42 PM (e8kgV)

538 Does the current US military have a Marshall or an Eisenhower?





Posted by: huh? at May 24, 2016 09:40 PM (CRXed)


Yes, and they're FABULOUS!

Posted by: Eric Fanning at May 24, 2016 09:42 PM (cmE8J)

539 They're also dropping out of Oberlin College
------------

Give us a call. We're the most liberal college in the U.S.

Also, we never expose hoaxes.

Posted by: Warren Wilson College at May 24, 2016 09:42 PM (ZxmMG)

540 And they're good eatin'.

And affectionate.

Go for the Angora. Right there on the floora.

Posted by: Mo Hair at May 24, 2016 09:43 PM (BO/km)

541 "Well, Barry has fundamentally transformed the country, and the military."

Some of the most capable small unit commanders are now civilians and are available to lead the resistance.

Posted by: huh? at May 24, 2016 09:43 PM (CRXed)

542 Heh. Hell, maybe the brass are the damn trannies now. They moonlight. Probably into the "sissy" lifestyle, where they get "pegged" by the female officer staff as their mistresses who whore them out to the sailors during fleet week or something.

Didn't the Army brass make the enlisteds walk around in high heels for a day a few months back? WTF was that all about??

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 24, 2016 09:43 PM (N1Wpo)

543 There used to be a Mexican place in Atlanta that served cabrito/goat.

In all honesty, I think goats are cute and would love to have one as a pet. Alas, the HOA would frown upon it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:44 PM (1ZOkK)

544 Hello? Oberlin students: do not take the blue pill that we warned you about or our lives' work will be in vain!

Instead, follow our lead. Reject a life enslaved to grotesque and bizarre delusions that blind you to reality!

Posted by: Lilly and Lana Wachowski at May 24, 2016 09:44 PM (oz/VB)

545 "Goats "

Don't think I haven't thought about. But, I'd have to fence everything in, but, $1k will some used t-posts and such.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 09:44 PM (SdcBc)

546 Didn't the Army brass make the enlisteds walk around in high heels for a day a few months back? WTF was that all about??
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 24, 2016 09:43 PM (N1Wpo)

---

ROTC cadets at Arizona State U.

http://www.redstate.com/streiff/2015/04/21/army-forces-rotc-cadets-wear-high-heels/

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 24, 2016 09:45 PM (rlfds)

547 542 Posted by: OregonMuse at May 24, 2016 09:43 PM (N1Wpo)

Some Staff Officer Chick decided to get her Bob G Komen on....

it was "voluntary*" and used as a fund-raiser...

*Voluntary in the military is "voluntold"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 09:46 PM (g8Hfr)

548 Alas, the HOA would frown upon it.

Two words. "Service Goat"

Posted by: Mo Hair at May 24, 2016 09:46 PM (BO/km)

549 IIRC, back in WWII (and before in the major wars), you had the "regular Army" and then another technically different entity created by the draft, called something like the "Army of the United States" or something like that.

A rank in one was not a rank in the other. If you look up Eisenhower's promotion history, you'll see he quickly rose high in the "draft army", but his rank in the regular army stayed low. They eventually caught up.

The history is interesting.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 09:46 PM (DW+jj)

550 fava beans, with a nice chianti.

(Watching Chopped right now)


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 09:46 PM (1ijHg)

551 Wow sorry I guess my posts on Prussians and McPeak drew no comment....

I try not to let the darkness in my cyber-heart out too often.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 09:47 PM (g8Hfr)

552 emotional support goat

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2016 09:48 PM (KCxzN)

553 Wow sorry I guess my posts on Prussians and McPeak drew no comment....



I try not to let the darkness in my cyber-heart out too often.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 09:47 PM (g8Hfr)


I'm wearing high heels. What else do you want?

Posted by: Merrill McPeak at May 24, 2016 09:48 PM (cmE8J)

554 When I was an undergrad at UCSD, I was there to learn.

Not to teach.



Did something change in the last 40 years?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 09:48 PM (1ijHg)

555 My mistake my memory is slipping over time and I read this a quarter century ago in the "Guns of Krupp"...
----------

Which reminds me of a passage in 'Russia's War', Overy, where he recounts Goebbels comment in the aftermath of German/Russian negotiations : "Bolshevist subhumans, not a single man of any stature".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 09:48 PM (ZxmMG)

556 548 Posted by: Mo Hair at May 24, 2016 09:46 PM (BO/km)

My service animal shall I return to Indiana will be a Wolverine...

http://tinyurl.com/7yydhbc

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 09:48 PM (g8Hfr)

557 "Our neighbors sent over lamb or goat once. "

Did you have pita pockets? Ya gotta have pita pockets.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 09:48 PM (SdcBc)

558 552 emotional support goat
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2016 09:48 PM (KCxzN)


Or just identify your goat as a dog.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 24, 2016 09:49 PM (M0ddJ)

559 Hell, they say there's a booming tranny whore business in Washington, and the Pentagon brass are a big part of the customer bass. And they say that brass like catching, not pitching. Imagine some general, supposed to be tough, getting fucked up the ass by a tranny and enjoying it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 24, 2016 09:27 PM (DW+jj)


Come on, you think that's fair? Generals? I bet very few of the dudes getting breamed are Generals. Bunch of Majors and Lt. Colonels, sure.


And if we're being honest, you know a greater majority of the gay homosexual trannie loving military types are Navy.


Rear Admirals, people. Rear Admirals.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2016 09:49 PM (Dj0WE)

560 Although, in hindsight, I could tell Marcuse that he was full of shit.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 09:49 PM (1ijHg)

561 "Bolshevist subhumans, not a single man of any stature".
------------

In many ways, this the story of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 09:49 PM (ZxmMG)

562 To HOA: "My goat identifies as a ghey kitteh."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:50 PM (1ZOkK)

563 So, out mowing tonight (since nights after work are
the only time I have to do it) and the steering starts failing. Again.
Replaced the assembly 2 years and it's going bad again. Sum bitch. I
start thinking about the parts and pieces I've bought in the last year
(spindle-$80, new blades-$40, belts, $60, battery-$50.....that I
remember) and begin to wonder if I need to spend more time and money on
parts or just replace it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 09:29 PM (SdcBc)

I have a Cub Cadet, ZTR, 50 inch cut, with 675cc Kawasaki engine. I've had it for 6-7 years...works like a charm.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 09:50 PM (pcyHg)

564 555 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 09:48 PM (ZxmMG)

Incestuous closed societies go insane over time invariably unless they are given hard tasks to do...

The Japanese Army Officer Corps comes to mind, as does the British General Staff....

You have to kill 25% or so to keep them on their toes every few decades.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 09:50 PM (g8Hfr)

565 Didn't the Army brass make the enlisteds walk around in high heels for a day a few months back? WTF was that all about??

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 24, 2016 09:43 PM (N1Wpo)




To make our military a complete laughing stock

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 09:50 PM (45oDG)

566 >> I'm wearing high heels. What else do you want?

Butt plug and sissy cock cage. And you better service at least 10 sailors tonight.

Posted by: Gen. McPeak's Mistress at May 24, 2016 09:52 PM (DW+jj)

567 I am the green-eyed Chinese girl.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 09:52 PM (1ijHg)

568 You have to kill 25% or so to keep them on their toes every few decades.
Posted by: sven1
------------

My method was much more efficient. I just killed off 60% over the space of a year or so.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 09:52 PM (ZxmMG)

569 To make our military a complete laughing stock



Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 09:50 PM (45oDG)


Too late.

Posted by: Iranian Navy at May 24, 2016 09:52 PM (cmE8J)

570 Did something change in the last 40 years?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 09:48 PM (1ijHg)


Reality has not changed. The ability of many to accurately assess reality and respond accordingly has approached the vanishing point.

In the race between ensuing hilarity and death, I'm hoping for an entertaining combo of both.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 24, 2016 09:53 PM (M0ddJ)

571 Butt plug and sissy cock cage. And you better service at least 10 sailors tonight.

Posted by: Gen. McPeak's Mistress at May 24, 2016 09:52 PM (DW+jj)



In many ways the story of Obama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 09:53 PM (45oDG)

572 My method was much more efficient. I just killed off 60% over the space of a year or so.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
---------

Crap. Blew the sock on that, let's try again.

Posted by: Stalin at May 24, 2016 09:53 PM (ZxmMG)

573 Would also be nice to be able to fuck your lawnmower any time you want.......

Posted by: Mohamed at May 24, 2016 09:53 PM (tez6A)

574 568 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 09:52 PM (ZxmMG)

Heh I support stricter culling for communists...~97%

You want 3% left to be a cautionary tale.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 09:54 PM (g8Hfr)

575 I am the green-eyed Chinese girl.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 09:52 PM (1ijHg)


Call me!

Posted by: "Dave" Lo Pan at May 24, 2016 09:54 PM (cmE8J)

576 Justice involved goat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 09:55 PM (k4M/B)

577 I have a Cub Cadet, ZTR, 50 inch cut, with 675cc Kawasaki engine. I've had it for 6-7 years...works like a charm."


Not in the budget. Lowes, maybe Craftsmen even though I don't like them.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 09:55 PM (SdcBc)

578 Once you experience cutting with the ZTR, you'll never go back to the steering wheel, brakes, and reverse.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 09:57 PM (pcyHg)

579 What's a good, free photo-sharing app to use? I want to share pictures of my stallion with the Horde.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 09:57 PM (pcyHg)

580 Not in the budget. Lowes, maybe Craftsmen even though I don't like them.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 09:55 PM (SdcBc)

******

I have this one and love it for 2 acres:

http://tinyurl.com/hj2b4pl

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 24, 2016 09:58 PM (YLidQ)

581 "Once you experience cutting with the ZTR, you'll never go back to the steering wheel, brakes, and reverse."

Oh, I don't doubt that. I could mow this sonny gun in an hour and a half with one those things. But, $3k vs. $1k

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 09:58 PM (SdcBc)

582 I have a Cub Cadet, ZTR, 50 inch cut, with 675cc Kawasaki engine. I've had it for 6-7 years...works like a charm."
---------

Yeah.. sounds like a lot of box tops to buy that one.

My mediocre JD 42" is powered by a Kohler iron cylinder engine which gets its oil changed religiously every 25 hrs.

I expect the TorqueTuff transmission to be the first failure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 09:58 PM (ZxmMG)

583 O/T

Just watched "Sunset Boulevard" for the second time.

Yes. Joe effed Norma on New Years Eve.

She was crazy. She shot Joe.

Joe died.

Hollywood made sure that she was found innocent by reason of insanity.

Great performances.

So why did Kurt Vonnegut hate Gloria Swanson so much?



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 09:59 PM (1ijHg)

584 ONT is up.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:00 PM (pcyHg)

585 Not in the budget. Lowes, maybe Craftsmen even though I don't like them.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill)))

If your lawn tears up mowers the cheaper stuff isn't helping your budget either. A solution may be looking for the same model you have that comes from a smaller smoother yard in the classifieds for cheap. better steering parts roached motor.

Posted by: Willy J. at May 24, 2016 10:01 PM (LncQn)

586 What's a good, free photo-sharing app to use? I want to share pictures of my stallion with the Horde.
Posted by: Sixkiller
----------

I use PhotoBucket, but am not crazy about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 10:04 PM (ZxmMG)

587
Would also be nice to be able to fuck your lawnmower any time you want.......

Posted by: Mohamed at May 24, 2016 09:53 PM (tez6A)


But don't stick your dick in the pickle slicer . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 24, 2016 10:24 PM (JO9+V)

588 Somewhat reminiscent of drop-out hippies on LSD.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at May 25, 2016 03:20 AM (LJRhX)

589 The protestors are bothered that a) they don't get good grades so b) they won't get good jobs. So the protestors are trying to turn complaining into a good job. Ultimately every protest sign will read "pay me" because there really is no satisfactory outcome other than just wiring money into their account.

Ever notice how often the protestors describe themselves as "organizers"? Because "organizing" sounds like a job. And if it is sounds like a job, maybe they can get paid for it. Deray McKesson was recently featured at a conference in DC sponsored by - get this - Wells Fargo, ATT, Bank of America, and some other corporations. Activism seems like just another career option, even though it isn't. Even Soros isn't dumb enough to pay these guys to protest. There is a fame/income disproportion that really burns some of them up.

Posted by: bjk at May 25, 2016 05:19 AM (x2rNW)

590 It seems like a big part of the problem is that they're encouraged by the professors to be permanent activists - because the professors are all former actiivists - but the professors are still professors. "Fight the power! And hand in your papers by Friday!" I wonder if a big part of the problem is that the professors are all Jews who grew up in a tradition of "fight the power! (but study for law school, don't take that revolution stuff too seriously)" and the new generation of students hears the first part but doesn't hear the second part. What's happening here is the boomers are getting hoisted by their own rhetoric

Posted by: bjk at May 25, 2016 06:22 AM (x2rNW)

591 The New Yorker article confirms that the professors are all Jews and the students are tired of reading Marx, but every generation has its own reasons for not wanting to read Marx.

Posted by: bjk at May 25, 2016 06:25 AM (x2rNW)

592 WTF's with the George Takei drag pics?

Posted by: Donald Trump's Checkbook at May 25, 2016 07:19 AM (uz/Pv)

593 Raze academia. Scatter the ashes.

Posted by: thespellingpolice at May 25, 2016 11:23 AM (6NIyO)

594 "Britain is having an election in June to
decide on whether to remain in the EU"



The sick thing is that the polling has been steady at about 44%-42%, with 44 in favor of staying.



Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 08:28 PM (3myMJ)



***

372 Obama needs to be recruited to campaign on behalf of the stay side. A
few of his sneering, sophomoric, insensitive, codswallop-filled
lectures will fill the Brits with loathing for the EU.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at May 24, 2016 08:39 PM (4rzL1)He already has popped over to do just that. Didn't go down so well.Pretty much 100% of the political, media and corporate establishment is in favour of remain, as you might expect. Relentless BS scare stories about the disastrous consequences of voting to leave. Even the official campaign group for leave is a barely disguised establishment sabotage job, doing sterling work discrediting the leave position. Still, nobody has any real idea how the vote will go.

Posted by: Limey at May 26, 2016 11:45 AM (+tEwx)

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