1 1st

2 Nice guy.

3 and I read the contents, too.

4 If only there were some approachable book that talked all about changing the language to change the way people thought.

5 "Totes we don't know his motives," Josh Earnest

6 "It's part of my religion that when death faces you, you do not back down."

c.f. Deadman's Curve

7 And really, this is a conceit of all the high-minded busybodies. You don't know your own mind or motivations, only we do.

8 You cut off a few heads for allah and suddenly everyone calls you a terrorist.

9 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

10 Drown him in hog blood.

11 He turned to violence because he lacked economic opportunities.

12 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.

13 Not all muslims and crusades plus islamophobia but if you kill your enemies they win and also religion of peace.

14 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

15 Well I disbelieve in going around beheading people, so.

16 What kind of an idiot would convert to islam?

17 Uh er if only there were some way to uh scry out his intentions and motive....

//Bronk T Ogabe as "ShitDumbo" Columbo's replacement.

18 Damn, Watson, this case is just too difficult to figure out.

Oh well, guess I head back out to the links.

19 These are not the Muslims you're looking for...

20 Tie him to a post behind the jail and arrange a firing squad using the relatives of the woman who he killed. But drench him in pig guts before you shoot him.

21 He wants to die?

In the interests of diversity and human kindness and social justice and all that, I say let's give him what he wants.

Quickly.

It would be raaaaaacist and h8teful and just downright mean not to help him die as a martyr, in accordance with his wishes and in conformance with his religious beliefs.

22 What's sad is that this is not surprising or uncommon.

The chyron on Fox News right after the Belgium bombings: "Witnesses heard Arabic yelling right before bombs....Motive for attack still unknown..."

They deny it's terrorism before they've even arrived on the scene of the crime/attack. Because: narrative.

23 Lethal injection?

Is that what he used on the woman? No?

Well then, he gets what he gave the woman.
Sharia law, baby. Eye for an eye, head for a head.

It's their culture, it's their rules.

24 Posted by: Ace at 01:01 PM


1 1st
Posted by: mallflower at May 24, 2016 12:58 PM

That's some 10th level shit right there.

25 Let's keep in mind the real victims here.

26 Someone should alert CAIR about this outrageous example of anti-muslim backlash.

27
He keeps telling us to respect and trust Muslims -- except when they proclaim the truth.

28 If he wants so badly to die for Ba'al, let him. Won't he get a nice surprise when he doesn't end up in paradise?

29 Ok according to leftists:
-Killing someone as long as they're too young to protest.
-Killing someone because you're rationing healthcare services.
-Killing someone because they're old and asked them to.

Not ok according to leftists:
-Killing animals and plants.
-Killing someone who committed murder and wants to plead guilty for the death penalty.

Got it.

30 IIRC, he got into a heated discussion about Islam w/this co-worker the day before or the day of the attack, right?


Still, motive "unknown."
Gotcha!

31 >>Alten Nolen wants to plead guilty and die by lethal injection


Throw him to the fucking hogs.

If they want to fuck him before they eat him, I won't judge.

32 Bring back drawing and quartering. Nothing focuses the mind so much as having your intestines set on fire right before your eyes.

33 If they want to fuck him before they eat him, I won't judge.

I would. Even hogs should know better than to stick it in crazy.

34 However, I will say the older I get, the more critical I become of the State executing people. Whether because you want to learn from the evildoer or don't trust the state.

And it seems like we aren't choosing either route. If a criminal's willing to tell you all about why they did evil, it's really in your best interest to listen to them.

35 "It's part of my religion that when death faces you, you do not back down."
--------------
How refreshing, I would be happy if the republicans just chose a hill to fight on.

36 This is NOT a good story for the Narrative, even more so because the second woman he attacked was saved by her boss, who had an evil gun with him. Jihadi-guy was already sawing into her neck when the boss stopped him.

37 Death by unga-bunga.

38 33 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:05 PM (kff5f)

Dude...we're game...we roll in our dung and ear swill...

//Porcine Local 957

39 Maybe it was a bathroom problem.

How does this President have an approval rating around 50%?

Because he has helpful sycophants in the media, I guess.

That's got to be it.

Next up, if you are a psychopath you have the right to murder a few people here and there because, like, that's your lifestyle and you have the right to pursue that happiness like everyone else.

40 Before everyone gets on their high horse...

41 What drugs is Rush on now?

ROFLMAO

42 35 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 01:05 PM (voOPb)

Something always beats nothing....

this cocksucker warts and all is willing to kill and die for "something" the GOP has proven it will lie down for ANYTHING.

Western Civ is doomed to be displaced by these bugfuck nuts b/c they refuse to take pride in their goodness.

43

I think we should honor his religious beliefs and kill him

44 "Jihadi-guy was already sawing into her neck when the boss stopped him."


Don't call Islam violent.......or I'll kill you!

45 He wants to die, let him. Take him out to Fort Sill and chain him down in the impact zone and let the cannon cockers drop some target practice on him.

46 Tolerance Tuesday!

47 Dude...we're game...we roll in our dung and ear swill...



//Porcine Local 957

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 01:06 PM

Great...as usual, the unions giving the rest of us a bad name.

48 Cut his head off w/a dull butter knife.

49 >>35
"It's part of my religion that when death faces you, you do not back down."
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 01:05 PM (voOPb)

Interesting, habibi. It's part of my religion that when death faces me, I assume the Weaver stance and don't stop partyin' until the noise stops.

50 Just for the record, the name of the beheaded victim is Colleen Hufford.

The Daily Mail profile:

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/p9whuct

51 a dull butter knife.

Is this just a redundant statement, or are you suggesting we somehow make a butter knife yet more dull?

52 I can relate.

I'm an alien from a distant galaxy who accidentally got tangled with your world's timeline while traveling the Star Tramline System. (these are the field strings that connect every large star with each other. they allow instant travel between systems and galaxies)

Somehow I was deposited on this world instead of the system I was headed for.

I need your help.

Please send any gold and zirconium you have to:

J. Corkster
C/O General Post
Poughkeepsie, NY.

I am building a one person transmitter and will gift you with the plans and working unit when I continue my journey.

Please help.

Thank you in advance.

53 "Alten Nolen wants to plead guilty and die by lethal injection. Apparently this is something we're resisting for some reason."



I'm resisting it. Lethal injection is too easy. Hanging is more appropriate.

54 Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 01:03 PM (NOIQH)

Story at the time was that he converted, started telling his female coworkers to cover themselves, got told to knock it off or get fired by his -female- supervisor, came in and started killing. Not sure the amount of time between steps. Pretty sure FedGovt wants this framed as a disgruntled employee issue.
Woman shooting him, is hard for them to complain about (because *woman*) but I'm pretty sure they hate that bit too.

55 Citing questions raised by a psychologist who evaluated Nolen at the
request of his attorneys, Walkley said she wanted to be sure Nolen "knowingly and voluntarily" entered a guilty plea before she'll agree to
accept it.


Well, that's the beauty of having a religion that embraces the crazy, isn't it?
It provides a nice religious cover for continuing your crazy instead of inspiring you to be a better person.

Makes the "No true Scotsman defense" work 100% of the time: no one sane would behead a woman over Islam, therefore, he's crazy and not responsible for his actions. Also not a true muslim, of course.

56 The idea isn't to die for your beliefs. It's to make the other poor Bastard die for his beliefs

57 I'm resisting it. Lethal injection is too easy. Hanging is more appropriate.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM (oKE6c)

Polo. Eleventh century style.

58 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM (kff5f)

yes

59 11 He turned to violence because he lacked economic opportunities.


Well, that and the Global Warming.

60 Human cancer in need of aggressive chemotherapy.

61 Anti-muslim backlash... we can't even kill the actual murderer, let alone having roving bands marauding through the streets preying on random victims.

62 >>Woman shooting him, is hard for them to complain about (because *woman*) but I'm pretty sure they hate that bit too.


Ah! Didn't recall that it was a woman who shot him!

63 Well then, he gets what he gave the woman.
Sharia law, baby. Eye for an eye, head for a head.

It's their culture, it's their rules.
____________________

Yes, it's important that we show our respect for islam by requiring the requested death sentence be imposed in strict accordance with the qu'ran. IOW, no lethal injection. Wouldn't want to impose our soft-headed western death penalty ideas on this true believer. That would be cultural imperialism!

64 Has anyone who's armed been succesfully killed by one of these cultists?

I recommend open carry for all your anti-muslims head chopper needs.

65 We need to bring in a whole bunch more people of the same belief system. Because diversity.

66 I guess torture would be wrong for some unconvincing reason.

67 Workplace violence

68 And it seems like we aren't choosing either route. If a criminal's willing to tell you all about why they did evil, it's really in your best interest to listen to them.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2016 01:05 PM (F26eZ)
============
Nothing is to be learned. And most criminals get off talking about the crime.

Texecute 'em!

69 #NoBacklashPlease

70 >>"It's part of my religion that when death faces you, you do not back down."

We have some customs too.

71 "I'm being (held) captive to the disbelievers of Allah, the one and only God," Nolen, who converted to Islam shortly before the attack, told the judge, declining to take the stand when delivering his testimony. "It's part of my religion that when death faces you, you do not back down."





Gee, I can see why law enfarcement is so clueless as to a motive. The guy is so opaque but it couldn't possibly have anything to do with his religion because it just drips peace. Drips it like a severed head.

72 I'm really looking forward to Obama's pardon list.

73
Just for the record, the name of the beheaded victim is Colleen Hufford.

The Daily Mail profile:

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/p9whuct
Posted by: mrp at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM (JBggj)
----------------------

Thank goodness for the foreign press.

74 They deny it's terrorism before they've even arrived on the scene of the crime/attack. Because: narrative.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 01:02 PM (NOIQH)

Heard a pundit over the weekend complaining about how Trump and even Hillary were sooo...wrong to claim that Flight 804 was likely an act of terrorism, because we don't know why a flight just 30 minutes from landing in Cairo would suddenly have smoke in the cockpit, and start flying around erratically and then drop 10,000 feet, then turn then fall into the ocean....

Trump said during his speech at the NRA ILA forum that it is ridiculous that the administration can't say the words, "Radical Islamic Terrorism" when that is exactly what it is. He asked how you are supposed to fight something you refuse to name....

75 "How does this President have an approval rating around 50%?"
-----------------
Why not? More than that voted to re-elect him.

76 Thank goodness for the foreign press.

Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 01:13 PM (pC96u)

---------------
Yep. The American press is as useless as tits on a boar.

77 Just: Death

Cruel: Electro-shock therapy, then death

Cruel and Unusual: Electro, methodical interrogation to emancipate regret, then death

Cruel, Unusual, and Just: Electo, methodical interrogation, and then sent to a jihadi area with internal explosives.

78 If Obama had a son ...

79
The relatives of his victim must be forced to pay taxes in order to provide him with a warm place to live.

80 76 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (T/5A0)

Donkey understands its candidates coming up are shit and butthurt Nevertrumpers are likely fluffing the cocksucker.

81 Why is that Muslims regardless of where they are located on the globe, the language they speak, or what their economic status is seem to have no problem understanding the Koran?

It's only white liberals agnostics that seem to have a problem understanding what there intentions are.

But back to Evangelicals and their sick war on trannies.

82 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (p2X2f)


Ha!....waterboard his ass!

83 Give this shoe scum his 72 raisins and be done with him.

84 are you suggesting we somehow make a butter knife yet more dull?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM

Dude, trust me, it's possible. Try sitting next to a butter knife who's a insurance actuary at a dinner party.

85 How does this President have an approval rating around 50%?

Because he has helpful sycophants in the media, I guess.

That's got to be it.




That and a lot of stupid people who want a TMZ Prezzy and don't pay attention or understand the damage the queen is doing to the country

86
#I will walk with you

87
And speaking of when death faces you,, has anyone seen Sean Penn around? There was a time when I couldn't get rid of him.

Oh,, asking for a friend...

88 >>>>Makes the "No true Scotsman defense" work 100% of the time: no one sane
would behead a woman over Islam, therefore, he's crazy and not
responsible for his actions. Also not a true muslim, of course.
.
.
.
.Then other muslims would have to chop his head off for being an apostate.

89 53 I'm resisting it. Lethal injection is too easy. Hanging is more appropriate.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM (oKE6c)

Tie a rope around his neck and drag him through the nearest rocky dessert until there is nothing left but a few strings of carcass and bones.

90 Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 01:11 PM (NOIQH)

I was thinking it was, but on further reflection I think it was that a *male* co-worker was a deputy/volunteer/something LEO with gun in vehicle. These things happen just often enough that details get confused in my brain.

91 "Alten Nolen wants to plead guilty and die by lethal injection."



Cue up the "Make a Wish" foundation.

92 82 Posted by: Jamers at May 24, 2016 01:15 PM (LZgax)

It's true....

Atheist asshammers refuse to read the plain language of Jihadi Jim and add in hidden language I've never seen in the Christian Bible that Christ said behead Glee Gangers.

93 79 If Obama had a son ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (oKE6c)

Le'Genius Wisdom ?

http://tinyurl.com/zo7xe4x

94 I will keep repeating that it is actually bigoted and insulting to Muslims to keep telling them that, no, really, you don't actually mean all those things you're saying.

The refusal to allow people to plea to the death penalty is a paternalistic notion that anyone who would plea to die can't really mean so we won't let you. There's also part of refusing to allow people to make themselves martyrs that at least makes some sense.

95

Heck, people go to Disney and get beheaded all the time, is this news? Please, move on.org.

96 Just in case you wonder what this guy looks like:
http://tinyurl.com/gpz33r7

97 Cue up the "Make a Wish" foundation.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:16 PM (oKE6c)
TAKE MY MONEY!

98 I would suggest hand cuffing him and leading him into a hog barn and then dropping him into a manure pit.

99
Lethel injection is out!

Lethal lead is in!

100 Posted by: Jamers at May 24, 2016 01:15 PM (LZgax)


At this point, I'd settle for a pope who understands the bible and Catholic catechism.

101 It was not a woman who shot him. It was the plant COO who was also a reserve County deputy. From the Blaze.

"Nolen also reportedly attacked Traci Johnson, 43, another worker at the plant, before being shot by Mark Vaughn, the chief operating officer of the company and a reserve Oklahoma County Deputy."

102
OT - Comrade Bernie wants them to recanvas the Kentucky primary. Couldn't have been any shenanigans by the Beast to steal that one from the old commie could there?

103 WE GOTTA MAKE SURE HE'S SANE HE WANTS TO DIE!!!


Did he commit the crime?

Yes.

And he wants to die by lethal injection?

Yes.

I'm not seeing a problem here...

104 Tie a rope around his neck and drag him through
the nearest rocky dessert until there is nothing left but a few strings
of carcass and bones.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2016 01:16 PM (vvmPQ)

I don't go in for gratuitous cruelty. The formal protocol of a hanging, with the last thing the criminal hears being the snapping of his cervical vertebrae, is enough. It's our little way of saying, "We don't like what you did."

105 useless as tits on a boar.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (oKE6c)

For years as a kid I thought people were saying "on a board".

I was like "of course they're useless. It's a BOARD".

I must have had hearing problems earlier than I thought.

106 I like liberals that are against a murderer trying to plead guilty to get the death penalty but then support Euthanasia.

I guess only the innocent are allowed to make that decision.

107 Hmmm it really is a mystery...

Related: that explosion in West, Texas was ruled arson. If you remember it happened two days after the Boston Bombing.

The Obama admin really hopes you forgot that.

108 If Obama had a son ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (oKE6c)




He would have dressed him as a girl

109 It was workplace violence you Reichwing nutjob islamaphobes.



Man beheads woman, stabs another after workplace argument in Oklahoma


http://tinyurl.com/zyg5tl9


After 'he was terminated, he drove to the front of the business, running into a vehicle, exited his vehicle, entered the business, where he encountered the first victim, Colleen Hufford, 54, and began assaulting her with a knife. He did kill Colleen and he did sever her head.'

110 101 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 24, 2016 01:17 PM (KUaJL)

"Christianity and most especially Catholicism are not our job."

//Dope Frank Swapping Spit with the Mufti

111 I'm really looking forward to Obama's pardon list.

Posted by: jsg at May 24, 2016 01:13 PM (gs8be)


Don't you just know they're running the computers full speed/full time to print up a list of every single criminal in the US justice system.

That would be a fitting parting gift from TFG-

unleash all criminals upon the general populous becuz fairness and feelz.

112 "The official Obama position -- and his corruption has infected all other
law enforcement institutions -- is that we don't know why the Muslim
beheaded a woman for Allah."

The purest example of same:

Nidal Hasan's jihadi killing spree at Fort Hood, before which he had been in contact with foreign jihadis, during which he screamed Allah Snackbar the whole time, and after which he openly and proudly admitted to murdering his victims as an act of jihad, was immediately described by the Obama administration as "workplace violence".

113 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?

114 He would have dressed him as a girl
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 01:19 PM (493sH)

Wait a second. How do we know that he really doesn't have a son?

115 Obama can't pardon this guy. It's not federal.

Of course he can pardon a lot of other douchebags such as Leonard Peltier.

116 unleash all criminals upon the general populous becuz fairness and feelz.
Posted by: naturalfake

Obaka isn't smart enough to impersonate Bane.

117 Story at the time was that he converted, started telling his female coworkers to cover themselves, got told to knock it off or get fired by his -female- supervisor, came in and started killing. Not sure the amount of time between steps. Pretty sure FedGovt wants this framed as a disgruntled employee issue.
Woman shooting him, is hard for them to complain about (because *woman*) but I'm pretty sure they hate that bit too.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2016 01:10 PM (GDulk

So whitey is the only one capable of a hate crime, eh?

118 114 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B)

I get back to work....

//.308 Winchester

119
immediately described by the Obama administration as "workplace violence".

Any accurate description might upset the Saudis.

120 Obama can't pardon this guy. It's not federal.

Of course he can pardon a lot of other douchebags such as Leonard Peltier.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (4ErVI)



You expect the queen to obey the law or anyone to stand up to him if he doesn't?

121 West Texas arson/explosion


Islamic terrorism or enviro Nazi terrorism

122 114 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B

I hear heroin is cheap

123 With apologies to Pee Wee Herman:

1. hang him
2. stomp him
3. tattoo him
4. hang him
5. kill him

124 "Related: that explosion in West, Texas was ruled arson. If you remember it happened two days after the Boston Bombing. The Obama admin really hopes you forgot that."

Also, in the immediate aftermath of that explosion, the entire institutional left screamed hysterically at the top of their lungs that it had happened because Texas Republicans had blocked common-sense safety regulations on dangerous industrial facilities.

125 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B)


I think I could mix up something that would work.....maybe use battery acid as a base?

126 If he wants so badly to die for Ba'al, let him.

The other System Lords are not impressed by Nolen's paltry kill count.

127 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B)

I think virtually all of them are. I heard Tennessee is looking at alternatives, such as electric chair and firing squad.

128 114 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


use pig blood instead

129 >> There's also part of refusing to allow people to make themselves martyrs that at least makes some sense.


Eh, John Allen Mohammed's execution didn't seem to inspire much.
There's a beauty in swift justice when the person is caught red-handed.
Meanwhile, Lee Boyd Malvo's been working on the appearance of contrition with the help of the Wash Post. Now *he* will inspire others because he will be allowed to claim he was just a confused kid blah blah blah.

130 This country needs a Catherine de' Medici.

131 #BringBackOurHeads

132 >>Of course he can pardon a lot of other douchebags such as Leonard Peltier.


Bumper Sticker Sales, Hardest Hit.

133 Did you know that the word Islam literally means peace.
And its brought 1,000 years of peace to the World.
And Islam has always been part of America, woven into its very fabric.
Swearsies.
-- B. Obama

134 94 79 If Obama had a son ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (oKE6c)
Le'Genius Wisdom ?
http://tinyurl.com/zo7xe4x
Posted by: jsg at May 24, 2016 01:17 PM (gs8be)


Looks like Mom - I assume Dad is out of the picture, and probably unknown anyway - went in for irony.

135 Until we get over this idiotic ecumenical notion that "all religions are the same" and the even more idiotic false notion that "Islam is a religion of peace," we cannot begin to fight this enemy.

Mohammedanism is an evil death cult. It fetishizes death - both murder and "martyrdom" in the name of world conquest and enslavement. It has no unique redeeming value - any "good" within it was borrowed/stolen from Christianity and Judaism.

Oh, "Moderate Muslims?" Even assuming the (slim) majority of Mohammedans around the world don't actively support the Jihadis, their refusal (as a body) to stand against them is tacit support. Their immediate umbrage against those (like me) who say that Mohammedanism is an evil death cult acts as a shield for the Jihadis. Unless you oppose them, you are for them - in fact, if not in motive.

136 >>What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?


Drano.

137 "What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?
"

Last I checked, rope was still available.

138 You expect the queen to obey the law or anyone to stand up to him if he doesn't?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 01:21 PM (493sH)


On this he'd definitely lose. Straight to court and pardon immediately tossed.

139 114
What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B)

Almost all of them already have fearing lawfare civil suits by liberals.

140 "What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?"

Simpler chemical means can and will suffice.

Just a few dozen grains of element 82, properly administered, will produce a nearly instantaneous and painless death.

141 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B)


Chinese us a bullet to the head...cheap.
Sure the clean up is a tad more messy but WTF

142 105 Tie a rope around his neck and drag him through
the nearest rocky dessert until there is nothing left but a few strings
of carcass and bones.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2016 01:16 PM (vvmPQ)


Recently binge watched the Borgia series on Netflix - not the one with Jeremy Irons - and they had some really good ways executing people.

Being hung upside down with legs spread and getting sawed in half.

Having a really mean looking "spreader" shoved up a (gay) guy's ass and opened.

143 95
The refusal to allow people to plea to the death penalty is a paternalistic notion that anyone who would plea to die can't really mean so we won't let you.
Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits
-------------------
And yet, amusingly enough, most of the people refusing to allow a murderer to accept the death penalty, are four-square in favor of assisted suicide for non-murderers.

144 >>"Related: that explosion in West, Texas was ruled arson. If you remember
it happened two days after the Boston Bombing. The Obama admin really
hopes you forgot that."


Wasn't there also major arson in LA that was recently tied to a Muslim arsonist?

145 >>And yet, amusingly enough, most of the people refusing to allow a
murderer to accept the death penalty, are four-square in favor of
assisted suicide for non-murderers.


And abortion.

146 "What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?"





Have him dig a big hole in the ground and then shoot him into it

147 I hate liberals more every day and they are trying to get us all killed

148 Hillary, who is forever wondering why our muslim colleagues and fellow Americas like to kill us, visited an elementary school yesterday. While there she was photographed sucking out the souls from the little innocents.

https://twitter.com/alleygirl2409/status/734402035907465218

149 142 Posted by: torquewrench at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (noWW6)

Suffocation...

We have the mechanical capability to end people in less than a minute using vacuum.

The left really doesn't want to unleash Yankee Ingenuity on "how quick can we kill folk?"

150 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?


Is this really a "thing"? Isn't is just massive quantities of barbituates?

I can't imagine any drug firm makes money off an actual product like that, there's like 70 executions a year in the US. That's the entire market.

151 Do like they did in ol' Blimey and hang him, cut him down then slit his belly and show him his entrails, then chain his limbs to four horses and send them in four different directions.

Whatever's left you can bury or put up outside the entrance to the nearby city as a warning.

152 And yet, amusingly enough, most of the people refusing to allow a murderer to accept the death penalty, are four-square in favor of assisted suicide for non-murderers.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (T/5A0)

And free abortion all the way to the due date.

153 Leonard Peltier is a murderer and a thug

154 Did you guys hear about the news lady that jumped the scoop on the big Lebron James Space Jam movie?

155 This country needs a Catherine de' Medici.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Or a Jan Sobieski.

156 Leonard Peltier is a murderer and a thug

Perfect pardon material...

157 "Wasn't there also major arson in LA that was recently tied to a Muslim arsonist?"

Hadn't heard about that one.

The thing that gets me with West is that they're calling it arson and not terrorism. You'd have to be one dumb mf'er to not understand setting a fire in a fertilizer plant would make things go boom boom.

It was an intentional bombing. Let's call it like it is.

158 Since he's endorsed by the Administration, is he available for childrens parties and can he make those cute dog balloon thingies?

159 >>Chinese us a bullet to the head...cheap.

Sure the clean up is a tad more messy but WTF


I seem to recall that that was Lefty hero Che's favorite form of execution of political prisoners, and he liked doing it himself instead of delegating.

160 If only we could find the common thread that ties all these horrific events together. I'd say it was guns but he used a knife here and sometimes bombs are involved. I can't find a clear Tea Party link, nor can I discern any direct influence by Christians, but we'll keep looking.

I mean what else could it possibly be?

161 Leonard Peltier is a murderer and a thug

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 01:26 PM (r7TEN)




He's law enforcement challenged

162 I say we keep him alive and give him TrigglyPuff as a cellmate

163 Almost all of them already have fearing lawfare civil suits by liberals.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (vvmPQ)

Yep and there's this self righteous bitch in England who has devoted her life to making sure the drugs are not available. She is particularly successful with European drug cartels companies.

A compounding pharmacy here in Tulsa was quietly making Oklahoma's execution cocktail, then some lib sued them until they stopped.

169
He's law enforcement challenged

Justice involved individual to You...

170 I prefer Leelee Sobieski

171 Strike one

172 sorry

173 ... decision on Aug. 12.

????

Really? What's the holdup? Do judges go into suspended animation in June and July?

174 I'm awestruck.

175 We've struck out.

176 Yow.

177 Or a Jan Sobieski.

Is that Leelee's sister? Because she's hot.

178 I prefer element .30, version .06.

Works every time.

179 174 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (kXoT0)

I'm not....

//The Barrel

180 Sorry about that.

181 Sherry to the Barrel.

182 Shirley McEvil to the barrel in the strike zone.

183 114 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B)


You go into the evidence room and get a quarter kilogram of heroin and give it to him IV. If experienced junkies die using that crap, I am sure Alten can get high and die too.

How can he suffer if he is high as a kite?

184 180 Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2016 01:29 PM (C9pBZ)

Shirry Amerikan we use 40 mirrimeter

//Ping Pong Kim in Pyongang

185 Sorry about that.

Apology is not enough.... Into the barrel with Ya...

186 Sherry shuttin people up.

187 Heh...

188 I'm pretty sure we can be more inventive than lethal injection and still pass Constitutional muster...or not since the Administration seems opposed to that anyway.

189 It's always a good thing when an 'ette goes to The Barrel.

I mean, it's sad but it also means a new set of curtains.

190 Cosby to go on trial for being a scumbag and a rapist

good

Hope he dies in prison

191 Sorry about that.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 24, 2016 01:29 PM (kXoT0)


We're sure you are. So are we. Into the Barrel with ye.

192 >>>Or a Jan Sobieski.
Is that Leelee's sister? Because she's hot.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2016 01:29 PM (39g3+)<<<




Leelee, Leelee, Leelee!

193 185 Posted by: rd at May 24, 2016 01:30 PM (v0YLX)

"Medical Heroin"...

Grammy H the original makes you feel so ducky your Medulla takes a holiday.

194 But lord, please don't touch the old curtains!

195 The libtards said Bush caused terrorists to sprout from the ground. I guess having Obama and company completely dissing their religion and ignoring the fanatics doesn't faze them any. The tards probably think that everyone acts all Christian-like and just put up with crap like that.

196 A barrel of sherry?

I'm in.

197 I've always wanted a barrel of Sherry.

198 Pfizer was the last company to prohibit the sale of drugs used in executions, when it bought a company that makes the drugs.

There are no FDA approved drugs available and states are trying to use either compounding pharmacies or buying from what amounts to the black market in Indonesia.

Liberals win again. Pfizer has no problem at all selling drugs for assisted suicide and for abortions.
Such moral and upstanding companies.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/14/us/pfizer-execution-drugs-lethal-injection.html?_r=0

199 I'm pretty sure we can be more inventive than lethal injection and still pass Constitutional muster

I'm a fan of Ole Sparky.
Or the firing squad.
Hanging is good, too.

Probably not beheading, because it's too messy.

200 Sherry McEvil hates free speech.

201 Sherry. Stay AWAY from the knotholes.

Just sayin'. You could be in for a rude surprise.

202 Is this really a "thing"? Isn't is just massive quantities of barbituates?

I can't imagine any drug firm makes money off an actual product like that, there's like 70 executions a year in the US. That's the entire market.
Posted by: Jamers at May 24, 2016 01:25 PM (LZgax)

No, it's a combination of several drugs. When you have to change it because one or more of the drugs is not available, that has to be adjudicated. So the death penalty foes use that to their advantage.

203 Yeah, looks like that lady committed suicide. Very sad. We are saddened.

204 I'm pretty sure we can be more inventive than lethal injection and still pass Constitutional muster...or not since the Administration seems opposed to that anyway.
Posted by: Marcus T



We really are a single Justice away from getting the death penalty banned. It's happened before.

205 "Cosby to go on trial for being a scumbag and a rapist "


Think about that. Bill Cosby in prison.

206 Sherry McEvil strikes out.

207 "What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs? "
--------------------

I like a ceremonial execution by firing squad myself.
For those who inexplicably (and wrongly) prefer a more "humane" extermination, carbon monoxide is pleasant.

208 The Barrel > The Boats


This incredibly cruel method of execution originates from the ancient Persia. Sometimes also called 'scaphism', criminal was contained inside a pair of narrow rowboats (or in some variations in a large wooden tub), with his head, hands, and feet protruding outside from this container.

The person was then forced to ingest large amounts of milk and honey until developing a severe diarrhea, and mixture of milk and honey was also rubbed on the exposed parts of his body, attracting flies and other insect species. Then he was left afloat on a still pond or a lake.

The defenseless person's fecal matter slowly accumulated within the container, attracting more flies, which ate and bred within his or her exposed and increasingly gangrenous flesh. Person was then repeatedly fed each day to prevent fatal dehydration and starvation, often prolonging the torture to several days or even weeks

209 I don't know what the big deal is.

Use a bullet. It's fast, painless, cheap.

What's not to like?

210 Cosby to go on trial for being a scumbag and a rapist

Not for 'Leonard Part 6?'

211
compounding pharmacies
purchase from Asian companies
nitrogen oxide
rope
lead

212 Official Palestinian Authority media glorified an attacker who murdered 29-year-old U.S. Army veteran Taylor Force and wounded nearly a dozen others in Israel earlier this year.

The news outlets labeled Bashar Masalha a martyr when covering his funeral over the weekend, according to reports compiled by Palestinian Media Watch on Tuesday. Masalha stabbed the American tourist to death before being shot dead by Israeli police in March. His body was only recently delivered to the Palestinian Authority.

NO comment from the White House or Fredo. Shocka

213 >>Sherry McEvil strikes out.


Mudville will be joyless.

214 Think about that. Bill Cosby in prison.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

All my impersonation skills are completely wasted on this 1995 of a blog.

215 Don't argue, kill him.


O/T I am getting SICK of robo calls from Trump. I am getting one on each of my two land lines everyday now for the last week.



STOP IT dickhead.

216 210 The Barrel > The Boats

--------------

I just read about the "boats" last night. Don't know why. Strange to see it again today.

217 So shoot him with a liter of 0.1N nitric acid. Should be lethal, in time.

218 Wow Sherry ...

... Don't touch that thing. Oh hell no, do not touch THAT thing either. Keep an eye on that other thing ... it likes to touch back.

219 Wait. The Barrel has curtains?

Next you're going to tell me it also has indoor plumbing.

220 Cosby on trial is going to fuel all sorts of comparisons to Bill Clinton.

What a gift!

221 O/T I am getting SICK of robo calls from Trump. I am getting one on each of my two land lines everyday now for the last week.



STOP IT dickhead.

yeah right robo calls from trump are the pressing problem of the day?

222 In California, the lawyers have perfected the death penalty to be an endless cash cow for them.

223 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


Give the convicts whatever end-of-life drugs that they use in physician assisted suicide. Compassionate enough for the elderly/not-really-feeling-that-great-today, compassionate enough for the convicted child murderer.

224 210,
Torture? Feh. That's a Huma weekend in the Hamptons...

225 207
"Cosby to go on trial for being a scumbag and a rapist "



Think about that. Bill Cosby in prison.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 01:32 PM (LA7Cm)

Wonder if he still likes pudding? In prison he will.

226 Masalha stabbed the American tourist to death before being shot dead by Israeli police in March.

That's another interesting thing (and why I refuse to call them "martyrs.").

Christian martyr: dies ONLY for his faith (committed no other crime)

Mohammedan "martyr" : dies either during the commission of, or because of a judgement related to his participation in, some atrocity.

Yet most leftists don't seem to see the difference.

227 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


Can't we contract it out to ISIS...They seem to be imaginative at a bargain price

228 Do like they did in ol' Blimey and hang him, cut him
down then slit his belly and show him his entrails, then chain his
limbs to four horses and send them in four different directions.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 01:26 PM

There was often a 'privy parts cut off and burned before his eyes' clause inserted just before the disemboweling part.

Of course, that would be sexist.

229 Nood.

230 Send him on hajj - without a parachute.

231 Next you're going to tell me it also has indoor plumbing.
Posted by: dissent555 at May 24, 2016 01:35 PM (VFhMt)

Well... of a sort.

232 If the issue at stake is pain before the death, there's always going to be anesthesia available and then it doesn't matter how "painful" the death process is.

233 Next you're going to tell me it also has indoor plumbing.

uh....in a sense....

234 Posted by: Nip Sip at May 24, 2016 01:34 PM (jJRIy)

He Lubs you!


Must be some reason. Some mail list you're on.

Do like every other person in the US and screen your damn calls.

I keep my cell shut off and use it for emergencies. (REAL emergencies)

I have Magic jack and I keep that off too so all calls go to voicemail. Whenever someone leaves a message it sends me an email with the number and a sound file of the message.

Makes it easy to avoid all sorts of annoying people.

Just tell your real friends to allow some time for a response. or they could drive over to see you.

235 Think about that. Bill Cosby in prison.






If he has to go, I hope he takes three quarters of hollywood with him.

236 Use a bullet. It's fast, painless, cheap.

What's not to like?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

No regret.

You want thugs to regret their actions just before they are sent to hell. And you want that regret broadcasted e'rrywhere.

237 Nood up..

238 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?

Use confiscated heroin off the street. Reading about all these dead junkies ODing, it seems to work.

239 218 210 The Barrel > The Boats


I like it, but for commercialization, you need something fairly quick.

Murderers leave families of victims and are normally broke. No way to get any compensation.

Executions like this need to be varied and made public through pay-per-view. Use the money to provide for the murder victim's family.

Start with the widely acceptable ones like hanging and firing squad and move on to better and more creative methods as the viewing public demand.

240 Telemarketers were a big reason I dropped my landline like 10 years ago. It had got completely out of control.

I probably get a robocall on my cell like once a month.

241 "Cosby to go on trial for being a scumbag and a rapist "
---------------------
"Leonard Peltier is a murderer and a thug."
------------------

You mean they are "justice-involved."
And if either one of them wanted to apply to college, the school would not be allowed to ask about their criminal or disciplinary history.

242 Think about that. Bill Cosby in prison.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill


Think of the screenplay you could do with Bill Cosby and OJ Simpson as cellmates!

Working title: Shankin' Like Jell-O

243 Wait. The Barrel has curtains?

Next you're going to tell me it also has indoor plumbing.

Well, it has a bucket...

244 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2016 01:38 PM (p2X2f)

Most criminals don't regret what they did. They regret that they got caught.

I don't care if they regret or not because once they're dead it doesn't matter anymore. They're either in hell or they're not but they're gone forever.

245
Think of the screenplay you could do with Bill Cosby and OJ Simpson as cellmates!

Working title: Shankin' Like Jell-O

Get it? huh-get it???

Damn, I crack me up

246 Obviously the issue is not religion but a highly advanced case of psychosis. Outpatient therapy and chemical treatment should have the individual return to a balanced state in a short period of time and ready to resume his place in society. Some would urge that he be isolated from his religion. We find that placing him in an familiar environment will aid in recovery and recommend his resumption of religious activities.

247 heyba manba, justba putba aba littleba iceba onba itba.

248 My question goes to why this has not been in the news? I did not think beheadings in the USA were real common at this point in time.

This is pretty much a rhetorical question with an alphabet soup of answers.

Triggers Islamophobia, unPC, justice involved youth, old news, local news, move on, unclear motives, etc. etc.

249 I can't see any reason why we should not accommodate this thoroughly-twisted Mooselimb perp's general request as to its* "fate" - however...

As a pre-condition, I would specify that we should bring back the use of le Guillotine for "capital-crime remedial purposes" - and then, as part of its final sentencing, specifically state its utilization as the "final solution" to its "still-breathing problem".

- Couple of final wee touches:

1) Make certain that the perp is positioned face-up when strapped-down under the cleaving blade (nothing quite like "seeing exactly what's coming", yes?), with some sort of gob-stopper applied to prevent final coherent outcries/pleas to its' "god"-perversion; and,

2) Just before the executioner triggers the blade to fall, visibly and generously grease its "business edge" with a nice, hard chunk of bacon, so as to dull the cutting-edge just a bit and simultaneously "contaminate" the "Path To Paradise".

No one actually sentient in the Western world should be able to call such out as "cruel and/or unusual punishment" - amIright?

(* Clearly, such a perp is deserving only of an "it" designation - proper "gender assignment" cannot be made in such circumstances as this...)

250 The Bill Cosby trial timing couldn't be better.....remind everyone about Bill Clinton's misdeeds at every opportunity. KARMA!

251 Thug life. Yeah. Ugh. Ugh. Know what I'm sayin?

252 Death... By Ru-Ru!!! (anal sex)

253

Muslim Man Who Beheaded Christian Woman in Oklahoma Says He's Being Held Captive by a Nation of "Disbelievers;" Motive Still Unclear
No, seriously. The official Obama position -- and his corruption has infected all other law enforcement institutions -- is that we don't know why the Muslim beheaded a woman for Allah.
Oops, I guess I gave it away there at the end.
Alten Nolen wants to plead guilty and die by lethal injection. Apparently this is something we're resisting for some reason.
But the guy whose motives are wholly inpenetrable said this:
"I'm being (held) captive to the disbelievers of Allah, the one and only God," Nolen, who converted to Islam shortly before the attack, told the judge, declining to take the stand when delivering his testimony. "It's part of my religion that when death faces you, you do not back down."
Posted by: Ace at 01:01 PM



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1 1st
Posted by: mallflower at May 24, 2016 12:58 PM (qSIlh)

2 Nice guy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2016 12:59 PM (ptqRm)

3 and I read the contents, too.
Posted by: mallflower at May 24, 2016 12:59 PM (qSIlh)

4 If only there were some approachable book that talked all about changing the language to change the way people thought.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2016 12:59 PM (F26eZ)

5 "Totes we don't know his motives," Josh Earnest
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2016 01:00 PM (6TBbF)

6 "It's part of my religion that when death faces you, you do not back down."

c.f. Deadman's Curve
Posted by: Jan and Dean at May 24, 2016 01:00 PM (OF/aZ)

7 And really, this is a conceit of all the high-minded busybodies. You don't know your own mind or motivations, only we do.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2016 01:00 PM (F26eZ)

8 You cut off a few heads for allah and suddenly everyone calls you a terrorist.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2016 01:00 PM (8ZskC)

9 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:00 PM (kff5f)

10 Drown him in hog blood.
Posted by: yakimaal at May 24, 2016 01:00 PM (loUV+)

11 He turned to violence because he lacked economic opportunities.
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2016 01:00 PM (B48dK)

12 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:00 PM (kff5f)

13 Not all muslims and crusades plus islamophobia but if you kill your enemies they win and also religion of peace.
Posted by: El Kabong at May 24, 2016 01:01 PM (datdl)

14 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:01 PM (kff5f)

15 Well I disbelieve in going around beheading people, so.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 01:01 PM (LA7Cm)

16 What kind of an idiot would convert to islam?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2016 01:01 PM (8ZskC)

17 Uh er if only there were some way to uh scry out his intentions and motive....

//Bronk T Ogabe as "ShitDumbo" Columbo's replacement.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 01:01 PM (g8Hfr)

18 Damn, Watson, this case is just too difficult to figure out.

Oh well, guess I head back out to the links.
Posted by: SCOAMF Holmes at May 24, 2016 01:01 PM (H9MG5)

19 These are not the Muslims you're looking for...
Posted by: Obama Wan Kenobi at May 24, 2016 01:02 PM (/tuJf)

20 Tie him to a post behind the jail and arrange a firing squad using the relatives of the woman who he killed. But drench him in pig guts before you shoot him.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2016 01:02 PM (vvmPQ)

21 He wants to die?

In the interests of diversity and human kindness and social justice and all that, I say let's give him what he wants.

Quickly.

It would be raaaaaacist and h8teful and just downright mean not to help him die as a martyr, in accordance with his wishes and in conformance with his religious beliefs.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 24, 2016 01:02 PM (BNs9e)

22 What's sad is that this is not surprising or uncommon.

The chyron on Fox News right after the Belgium bombings: "Witnesses heard Arabic yelling right before bombs....Motive for attack still unknown..."

They deny it's terrorism before they've even arrived on the scene of the crime/attack. Because: narrative.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 01:02 PM (NOIQH)

23 Lethal injection?

Is that what he used on the woman? No?

Well then, he gets what he gave the woman.
Sharia law, baby. Eye for an eye, head for a head.

It's their culture, it's their rules.
Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 24, 2016 01:02 PM (kwklw)

24 Posted by: Ace at 01:01 PM


1 1st
Posted by: mallflower at May 24, 2016 12:58 PM

That's some 10th level shit right there.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 24, 2016 01:02 PM (eytER)

25 Let's keep in mind the real victims here.
Posted by: BHO at May 24, 2016 01:02 PM (FohCt)

26 Someone should alert CAIR about this outrageous example of anti-muslim backlash.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2016 01:02 PM (8ZskC)

27
He keeps telling us to respect and trust Muslims -- except when they proclaim the truth.
Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 01:03 PM (pC96u)

28 If he wants so badly to die for Ba'al, let him. Won't he get a nice surprise when he doesn't end up in paradise?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:03 PM (kff5f)

29 Ok according to leftists:
-Killing someone as long as they're too young to protest.
-Killing someone because you're rationing healthcare services.
-Killing someone because they're old and asked them to.

Not ok according to leftists:
-Killing animals and plants.
-Killing someone who committed murder and wants to plead guilty for the death penalty.

Got it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 24, 2016 01:03 PM (KUaJL)

30 IIRC, he got into a heated discussion about Islam w/this co-worker the day before or the day of the attack, right?


Still, motive "unknown."
Gotcha!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 01:03 PM (NOIQH)

31 >>Alten Nolen wants to plead guilty and die by lethal injection


Throw him to the fucking hogs.

If they want to fuck him before they eat him, I won't judge.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2016 01:03 PM (aoFFB)

32 Bring back drawing and quartering. Nothing focuses the mind so much as having your intestines set on fire right before your eyes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2016 01:05 PM (8ZskC)

33 If they want to fuck him before they eat him, I won't judge.

I would. Even hogs should know better than to stick it in crazy.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:05 PM (kff5f)

34 However, I will say the older I get, the more critical I become of the State executing people. Whether because you want to learn from the evildoer or don't trust the state.

And it seems like we aren't choosing either route. If a criminal's willing to tell you all about why they did evil, it's really in your best interest to listen to them.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2016 01:05 PM (F26eZ)

35 "It's part of my religion that when death faces you, you do not back down."
--------------
How refreshing, I would be happy if the republicans just chose a hill to fight on.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 01:05 PM (voOPb)

36 This is NOT a good story for the Narrative, even more so because the second woman he attacked was saved by her boss, who had an evil gun with him. Jihadi-guy was already sawing into her neck when the boss stopped him.
Posted by: stace at May 24, 2016 01:05 PM (ozZau)

37 Death by unga-bunga.

Posted by: General Zod at May 24, 2016 01:06 PM (Bdeb0)

38 33 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:05 PM (kff5f)

Dude...we're game...we roll in our dung and ear swill...

//Porcine Local 957
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 01:06 PM (g8Hfr)

39 Maybe it was a bathroom problem.

How does this President have an approval rating around 50%?

Because he has helpful sycophants in the media, I guess.

That's got to be it.

Next up, if you are a psychopath you have the right to murder a few people here and there because, like, that's your lifestyle and you have the right to pursue that happiness like everyone else.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 01:07 PM (3myMJ)

40 Before everyone gets on their high horse...
Posted by: jsg at May 24, 2016 01:07 PM (gs8be)

41 What drugs is Rush on now?

ROFLMAO
Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 24, 2016 01:07 PM (kwklw)

42 35 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 01:05 PM (voOPb)

Something always beats nothing....

this cocksucker warts and all is willing to kill and die for "something" the GOP has proven it will lie down for ANYTHING.

Western Civ is doomed to be displaced by these bugfuck nuts b/c they refuse to take pride in their goodness.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 01:07 PM (g8Hfr)

43

I think we should honor his religious beliefs and kill him
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 01:07 PM (r7TEN)

44 "Jihadi-guy was already sawing into her neck when the boss stopped him."


Don't call Islam violent.......or I'll kill you!
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 01:08 PM (LA7Cm)

45 He wants to die, let him. Take him out to Fort Sill and chain him down in the impact zone and let the cannon cockers drop some target practice on him.
Posted by: the morigu at May 24, 2016 01:08 PM (Bjy3Q)

46 Tolerance Tuesday!
Posted by: Headless Christian at May 24, 2016 01:08 PM (QUj0V)

47 Dude...we're game...we roll in our dung and ear swill...



//Porcine Local 957

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 01:06 PM

Great...as usual, the unions giving the rest of us a bad name.
Posted by: Pigs Everywhere at May 24, 2016 01:08 PM (bzd8I)

48 Cut his head off w/a dull butter knife.
Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2016 01:08 PM (x9c8r)

49 >>35
"It's part of my religion that when death faces you, you do not back down."
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 01:05 PM (voOPb)

Interesting, habibi. It's part of my religion that when death faces me, I assume the Weaver stance and don't stop partyin' until the noise stops.
Posted by: General Zod at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM (Bdeb0)

50 Just for the record, the name of the beheaded victim is Colleen Hufford.

The Daily Mail profile:

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/p9whuct
Posted by: mrp at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM (JBggj)

51 a dull butter knife.

Is this just a redundant statement, or are you suggesting we somehow make a butter knife yet more dull?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM (kff5f)

52 I can relate.

I'm an alien from a distant galaxy who accidentally got tangled with your world's timeline while traveling the Star Tramline System. (these are the field strings that connect every large star with each other. they allow instant travel between systems and galaxies)

Somehow I was deposited on this world instead of the system I was headed for.

I need your help.

Please send any gold and zirconium you have to:

J. Corkster
C/O General Post
Poughkeepsie, NY.

I am building a one person transmitter and will gift you with the plans and working unit when I continue my journey.

Please help.

Thank you in advance.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM (Xo1Rt)

53 "Alten Nolen wants to plead guilty and die by lethal injection. Apparently this is something we're resisting for some reason."



I'm resisting it. Lethal injection is too easy. Hanging is more appropriate.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM (oKE6c)

54 Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 01:03 PM (NOIQH)

Story at the time was that he converted, started telling his female coworkers to cover themselves, got told to knock it off or get fired by his -female- supervisor, came in and started killing. Not sure the amount of time between steps. Pretty sure FedGovt wants this framed as a disgruntled employee issue.
Woman shooting him, is hard for them to complain about (because *woman*) but I'm pretty sure they hate that bit too.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2016 01:10 PM (GDulk)

55 Citing questions raised by a psychologist who evaluated Nolen at the
request of his attorneys, Walkley said she wanted to be sure Nolen "knowingly and voluntarily" entered a guilty plea before she'll agree to
accept it.


Well, that's the beauty of having a religion that embraces the crazy, isn't it?
It provides a nice religious cover for continuing your crazy instead of inspiring you to be a better person.

Makes the "No true Scotsman defense" work 100% of the time: no one sane would behead a woman over Islam, therefore, he's crazy and not responsible for his actions. Also not a true muslim, of course.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 01:10 PM (NOIQH)

56 The idea isn't to die for your beliefs. It's to make the other poor Bastard die for his beliefs
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 01:10 PM (r7TEN)

57 I'm resisting it. Lethal injection is too easy. Hanging is more appropriate.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM (oKE6c)

Polo. Eleventh century style.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:10 PM (kff5f)

58 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM (kff5f)

yes
Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2016 01:10 PM (x9c8r)

59 11 He turned to violence because he lacked economic opportunities.


Well, that and the Global Warming.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 24, 2016 01:10 PM (s/EUv)

60 Human cancer in need of aggressive chemotherapy.
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 24, 2016 01:11 PM (43OZ6)

61 Anti-muslim backlash... we can't even kill the actual murderer, let alone having roving bands marauding through the streets preying on random victims.
Posted by: shillelagh at May 24, 2016 01:11 PM (L3vVL)

62 >>Woman shooting him, is hard for them to complain about (because *woman*) but I'm pretty sure they hate that bit too.


Ah! Didn't recall that it was a woman who shot him!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 01:11 PM (NOIQH)

63 Well then, he gets what he gave the woman.
Sharia law, baby. Eye for an eye, head for a head.

It's their culture, it's their rules.
____________________

Yes, it's important that we show our respect for islam by requiring the requested death sentence be imposed in strict accordance with the qu'ran. IOW, no lethal injection. Wouldn't want to impose our soft-headed western death penalty ideas on this true believer. That would be cultural imperialism!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 24, 2016 01:11 PM (BNs9e)

64 Has anyone who's armed been succesfully killed by one of these cultists?

I recommend open carry for all your anti-muslims head chopper needs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 01:11 PM (Xo1Rt)

65 We need to bring in a whole bunch more people of the same belief system. Because diversity.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:11 PM (oKE6c)

66 I guess torture would be wrong for some unconvincing reason.
Posted by: x at May 24, 2016 01:12 PM (nFwvY)

67 Workplace violence

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 01:12 PM (r7TEN)

68 And it seems like we aren't choosing either route. If a criminal's willing to tell you all about why they did evil, it's really in your best interest to listen to them.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2016 01:05 PM (F26eZ)
============
Nothing is to be learned. And most criminals get off talking about the crime.

Texecute 'em!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 24, 2016 01:12 PM (iQIUe)

69 #NoBacklashPlease
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at May 24, 2016 01:13 PM (2fhZE)

70 >>"It's part of my religion that when death faces you, you do not back down."

We have some customs too.
Posted by: Charles James Napier at May 24, 2016 01:13 PM (/tuJf)

71 "I'm being (held) captive to the disbelievers of Allah, the one and only God," Nolen, who converted to Islam shortly before the attack, told the judge, declining to take the stand when delivering his testimony. "It's part of my religion that when death faces you, you do not back down."





Gee, I can see why law enfarcement is so clueless as to a motive. The guy is so opaque but it couldn't possibly have anything to do with his religion because it just drips peace. Drips it like a severed head.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 01:13 PM (493sH)

72 I'm really looking forward to Obama's pardon list.
Posted by: jsg at May 24, 2016 01:13 PM (gs8be)

73
Just for the record, the name of the beheaded victim is Colleen Hufford.

The Daily Mail profile:

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/p9whuct
Posted by: mrp at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM (JBggj)
----------------------

Thank goodness for the foreign press.
Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 01:13 PM (pC96u)

74 They deny it's terrorism before they've even arrived on the scene of the crime/attack. Because: narrative.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 01:02 PM (NOIQH)

Heard a pundit over the weekend complaining about how Trump and even Hillary were sooo...wrong to claim that Flight 804 was likely an act of terrorism, because we don't know why a flight just 30 minutes from landing in Cairo would suddenly have smoke in the cockpit, and start flying around erratically and then drop 10,000 feet, then turn then fall into the ocean....

Trump said during his speech at the NRA ILA forum that it is ridiculous that the administration can't say the words, "Radical Islamic Terrorism" when that is exactly what it is. He asked how you are supposed to fight something you refuse to name....
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2016 01:13 PM (P2AQp)

75 "How does this President have an approval rating around 50%?"
-----------------
Why not? More than that voted to re-elect him.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (T/5A0)

76 Thank goodness for the foreign press.

Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 01:13 PM (pC96u)

---------------
Yep. The American press is as useless as tits on a boar.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (oKE6c)

77 Just: Death

Cruel: Electro-shock therapy, then death

Cruel and Unusual: Electro, methodical interrogation to emancipate regret, then death

Cruel, Unusual, and Just: Electo, methodical interrogation, and then sent to a jihadi area with internal explosives.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (p2X2f)

78 If Obama had a son ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (oKE6c)

79
The relatives of his victim must be forced to pay taxes in order to provide him with a warm place to live.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (k4M/B)

80 76 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (T/5A0)

Donkey understands its candidates coming up are shit and butthurt Nevertrumpers are likely fluffing the cocksucker.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 01:15 PM (g8Hfr)

81 Why is that Muslims regardless of where they are located on the globe, the language they speak, or what their economic status is seem to have no problem understanding the Koran?

It's only white liberals agnostics that seem to have a problem understanding what there intentions are.

But back to Evangelicals and their sick war on trannies.
Posted by: Jamers at May 24, 2016 01:15 PM (LZgax)

82 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (p2X2f)


Ha!....waterboard his ass!
Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2016 01:15 PM (x9c8r)

83 Give this shoe scum his 72 raisins and be done with him.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun! at May 24, 2016 01:15 PM (+FSld)

84 are you suggesting we somehow make a butter knife yet more dull?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM

Dude, trust me, it's possible. Try sitting next to a butter knife who's a insurance actuary at a dinner party.
Posted by: Jan and Dean at May 24, 2016 01:15 PM (OF/aZ)

85 How does this President have an approval rating around 50%?

Because he has helpful sycophants in the media, I guess.

That's got to be it.




That and a lot of stupid people who want a TMZ Prezzy and don't pay attention or understand the damage the queen is doing to the country
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 01:16 PM (493sH)

86
#I will walk with you
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 01:16 PM (r7TEN)

87
And speaking of when death faces you,, has anyone seen Sean Penn around? There was a time when I couldn't get rid of him.

Oh,, asking for a friend...



Posted by: El Chapo at May 24, 2016 01:16 PM (HSmrB)

88 >>>>Makes the "No true Scotsman defense" work 100% of the time: no one sane
would behead a woman over Islam, therefore, he's crazy and not
responsible for his actions. Also not a true muslim, of course.
.
.
.
.Then other muslims would have to chop his head off for being an apostate.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 24, 2016 01:16 PM (iONHu)

89 53 I'm resisting it. Lethal injection is too easy. Hanging is more appropriate.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:09 PM (oKE6c)

Tie a rope around his neck and drag him through the nearest rocky dessert until there is nothing left but a few strings of carcass and bones.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2016 01:16 PM (vvmPQ)

90 Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 01:11 PM (NOIQH)

I was thinking it was, but on further reflection I think it was that a *male* co-worker was a deputy/volunteer/something LEO with gun in vehicle. These things happen just often enough that details get confused in my brain.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2016 01:16 PM (GDulk)

91 "Alten Nolen wants to plead guilty and die by lethal injection."



Cue up the "Make a Wish" foundation.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:16 PM (oKE6c)

92 82 Posted by: Jamers at May 24, 2016 01:15 PM (LZgax)

It's true....

Atheist asshammers refuse to read the plain language of Jihadi Jim and add in hidden language I've never seen in the Christian Bible that Christ said behead Glee Gangers.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 01:16 PM (g8Hfr)

93 79 If Obama had a son ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (oKE6c)

Le'Genius Wisdom ?

http://tinyurl.com/zo7xe4x
Posted by: jsg at May 24, 2016 01:17 PM (gs8be)

94 I will keep repeating that it is actually bigoted and insulting to Muslims to keep telling them that, no, really, you don't actually mean all those things you're saying.

The refusal to allow people to plea to the death penalty is a paternalistic notion that anyone who would plea to die can't really mean so we won't let you. There's also part of refusing to allow people to make themselves martyrs that at least makes some sense.
Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 24, 2016 01:17 PM (mf5HN)

95

Heck, people go to Disney and get beheaded all the time, is this news? Please, move on.org.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at May 24, 2016 01:17 PM (sItQg)

96 Just in case you wonder what this guy looks like:
http://tinyurl.com/gpz33r7
Posted by: Aviator at May 24, 2016 01:17 PM (b3p0

97 Cue up the "Make a Wish" foundation.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:16 PM (oKE6c)
TAKE MY MONEY!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 24, 2016 01:17 PM (0O7c5)

98 I would suggest hand cuffing him and leading him into a hog barn and then dropping him into a manure pit.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 24, 2016 01:17 PM (4rzL1)

99
Lethel injection is out!

Lethal lead is in!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 24, 2016 01:17 PM (iQIUe)

100 Posted by: Jamers at May 24, 2016 01:15 PM (LZgax)


At this point, I'd settle for a pope who understands the bible and Catholic catechism.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 24, 2016 01:17 PM (KUaJL)

101 It was not a woman who shot him. It was the plant COO who was also a reserve County deputy. From the Blaze.

"Nolen also reportedly attacked Traci Johnson, 43, another worker at the plant, before being shot by Mark Vaughn, the chief operating officer of the company and a reserve Oklahoma County Deputy."
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2016 01:17 PM (P2AQp)

102
OT - Comrade Bernie wants them to recanvas the Kentucky primary. Couldn't have been any shenanigans by the Beast to steal that one from the old commie could there?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 01:18 PM (493sH)

103 WE GOTTA MAKE SURE HE'S SANE HE WANTS TO DIE!!!


Did he commit the crime?

Yes.

And he wants to die by lethal injection?

Yes.

I'm not seeing a problem here...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2016 01:18 PM (4ErVI)

104 Tie a rope around his neck and drag him through
the nearest rocky dessert until there is nothing left but a few strings
of carcass and bones.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2016 01:16 PM (vvmPQ)

I don't go in for gratuitous cruelty. The formal protocol of a hanging, with the last thing the criminal hears being the snapping of his cervical vertebrae, is enough. It's our little way of saying, "We don't like what you did."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:18 PM (oKE6c)

105 useless as tits on a boar.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (oKE6c)

For years as a kid I thought people were saying "on a board".

I was like "of course they're useless. It's a BOARD".

I must have had hearing problems earlier than I thought.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 01:18 PM (Xo1Rt)

106 I like liberals that are against a murderer trying to plead guilty to get the death penalty but then support Euthanasia.

I guess only the innocent are allowed to make that decision.

Posted by: Jamers at May 24, 2016 01:18 PM (LZgax)

107 Hmmm it really is a mystery...

Related: that explosion in West, Texas was ruled arson. If you remember it happened two days after the Boston Bombing.

The Obama admin really hopes you forgot that.
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2016 01:19 PM (sqwxW)

108 If Obama had a son ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (oKE6c)




He would have dressed him as a girl
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 01:19 PM (493sH)

109 It was workplace violence you Reichwing nutjob islamaphobes.



Man beheads woman, stabs another after workplace argument in Oklahoma


http://tinyurl.com/zyg5tl9


After 'he was terminated, he drove to the front of the business, running into a vehicle, exited his vehicle, entered the business, where he encountered the first victim, Colleen Hufford, 54, and began assaulting her with a knife. He did kill Colleen and he did sever her head.'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 24, 2016 01:19 PM (/CXhS)

110 101 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 24, 2016 01:17 PM (KUaJL)

"Christianity and most especially Catholicism are not our job."

//Dope Frank Swapping Spit with the Mufti
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 01:19 PM (g8Hfr)

111 I'm really looking forward to Obama's pardon list.

Posted by: jsg at May 24, 2016 01:13 PM (gs8be)


Don't you just know they're running the computers full speed/full time to print up a list of every single criminal in the US justice system.

That would be a fitting parting gift from TFG-

unleash all criminals upon the general populous becuz fairness and feelz.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2016 01:19 PM (0cMkb)

112 "The official Obama position -- and his corruption has infected all other
law enforcement institutions -- is that we don't know why the Muslim
beheaded a woman for Allah."

The purest example of same:

Nidal Hasan's jihadi killing spree at Fort Hood, before which he had been in contact with foreign jihadis, during which he screamed Allah Snackbar the whole time, and after which he openly and proudly admitted to murdering his victims as an act of jihad, was immediately described by the Obama administration as "workplace violence".
Posted by: torquewrench at May 24, 2016 01:19 PM (noWW6)

113 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B)

114 He would have dressed him as a girl
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 01:19 PM (493sH)

Wait a second. How do we know that he really doesn't have a son?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (KUaJL)

115 Obama can't pardon this guy. It's not federal.

Of course he can pardon a lot of other douchebags such as Leonard Peltier.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (4ErVI)

116 unleash all criminals upon the general populous becuz fairness and feelz.
Posted by: naturalfake

Obaka isn't smart enough to impersonate Bane.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (p2X2f)

117 Story at the time was that he converted, started telling his female coworkers to cover themselves, got told to knock it off or get fired by his -female- supervisor, came in and started killing. Not sure the amount of time between steps. Pretty sure FedGovt wants this framed as a disgruntled employee issue.
Woman shooting him, is hard for them to complain about (because *woman*) but I'm pretty sure they hate that bit too.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2016 01:10 PM (GDulk

So whitey is the only one capable of a hate crime, eh?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 01:21 PM (voOPb)

118 114 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B)

I get back to work....

//.308 Winchester
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 01:21 PM (g8Hfr)

119
immediately described by the Obama administration as "workplace violence".

Any accurate description might upset the Saudis.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:21 PM (k4M/B)

120 Obama can't pardon this guy. It's not federal.

Of course he can pardon a lot of other douchebags such as Leonard Peltier.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (4ErVI)



You expect the queen to obey the law or anyone to stand up to him if he doesn't?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 01:21 PM (493sH)

121 West Texas arson/explosion


Islamic terrorism or enviro Nazi terrorism
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 01:21 PM (r7TEN)

122 114 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B

I hear heroin is cheap
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 01:21 PM (voOPb)

123 With apologies to Pee Wee Herman:

1. hang him
2. stomp him
3. tattoo him
4. hang him
5. kill him
Posted by: General Zod at May 24, 2016 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)

124 "Related: that explosion in West, Texas was ruled arson. If you remember it happened two days after the Boston Bombing. The Obama admin really hopes you forgot that."

Also, in the immediate aftermath of that explosion, the entire institutional left screamed hysterically at the top of their lungs that it had happened because Texas Republicans had blocked common-sense safety regulations on dangerous industrial facilities.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 24, 2016 01:22 PM (noWW6)

125 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B)


I think I could mix up something that would work.....maybe use battery acid as a base?
Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2016 01:22 PM (x9c8r)

126 If he wants so badly to die for Ba'al, let him.

The other System Lords are not impressed by Nolen's paltry kill count.
Posted by: Apophis at May 24, 2016 01:22 PM (gtYNz)

127 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B)

I think virtually all of them are. I heard Tennessee is looking at alternatives, such as electric chair and firing squad.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2016 01:22 PM (P2AQp)

128 114 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


use pig blood instead
Posted by: x at May 24, 2016 01:22 PM (nFwvY)

129 >> There's also part of refusing to allow people to make themselves martyrs that at least makes some sense.


Eh, John Allen Mohammed's execution didn't seem to inspire much.
There's a beauty in swift justice when the person is caught red-handed.
Meanwhile, Lee Boyd Malvo's been working on the appearance of contrition with the help of the Wash Post. Now *he* will inspire others because he will be allowed to claim he was just a confused kid blah blah blah.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 01:22 PM (NOIQH)

130 This country needs a Catherine de' Medici.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2016 01:22 PM (X6fMO)

131 #BringBackOurHeads
Posted by: Sad Mooch at May 24, 2016 01:22 PM (ukNFU)

132 >>Of course he can pardon a lot of other douchebags such as Leonard Peltier.


Bumper Sticker Sales, Hardest Hit.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2016 01:22 PM (aoFFB)

133 Did you know that the word Islam literally means peace.
And its brought 1,000 years of peace to the World.
And Islam has always been part of America, woven into its very fabric.
Swearsies.
-- B. Obama
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2016 01:23 PM (r1fLd)

134 94 79 If Obama had a son ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:14 PM (oKE6c)
Le'Genius Wisdom ?
http://tinyurl.com/zo7xe4x
Posted by: jsg at May 24, 2016 01:17 PM (gs8be)


Looks like Mom - I assume Dad is out of the picture, and probably unknown anyway - went in for irony.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:23 PM (oKE6c)

135 Until we get over this idiotic ecumenical notion that "all religions are the same" and the even more idiotic false notion that "Islam is a religion of peace," we cannot begin to fight this enemy.

Mohammedanism is an evil death cult. It fetishizes death - both murder and "martyrdom" in the name of world conquest and enslavement. It has no unique redeeming value - any "good" within it was borrowed/stolen from Christianity and Judaism.

Oh, "Moderate Muslims?" Even assuming the (slim) majority of Mohammedans around the world don't actively support the Jihadis, their refusal (as a body) to stand against them is tacit support. Their immediate umbrage against those (like me) who say that Mohammedanism is an evil death cult acts as a shield for the Jihadis. Unless you oppose them, you are for them - in fact, if not in motive.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:23 PM (kff5f)

136 >>What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?


Drano.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2016 01:23 PM (aoFFB)

137 "What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?
"

Last I checked, rope was still available.
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (sqwxW)

138 You expect the queen to obey the law or anyone to stand up to him if he doesn't?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 01:21 PM (493sH)


On this he'd definitely lose. Straight to court and pardon immediately tossed.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (4ErVI)

139 114
What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B)

Almost all of them already have fearing lawfare civil suits by liberals.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (vvmPQ)

140 "What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?"

Simpler chemical means can and will suffice.

Just a few dozen grains of element 82, properly administered, will produce a nearly instantaneous and painless death.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (noWW6)

141 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B)


Chinese us a bullet to the head...cheap.
Sure the clean up is a tad more messy but WTF
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (g31NN)

142 105 Tie a rope around his neck and drag him through
the nearest rocky dessert until there is nothing left but a few strings
of carcass and bones.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2016 01:16 PM (vvmPQ)


Recently binge watched the Borgia series on Netflix - not the one with Jeremy Irons - and they had some really good ways executing people.

Being hung upside down with legs spread and getting sawed in half.

Having a really mean looking "spreader" shoved up a (gay) guy's ass and opened.

Posted by: jwest at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (Zs4uk)

143 95
The refusal to allow people to plea to the death penalty is a paternalistic notion that anyone who would plea to die can't really mean so we won't let you.
Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits
-------------------
And yet, amusingly enough, most of the people refusing to allow a murderer to accept the death penalty, are four-square in favor of assisted suicide for non-murderers.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (T/5A0)

144 >>"Related: that explosion in West, Texas was ruled arson. If you remember
it happened two days after the Boston Bombing. The Obama admin really
hopes you forgot that."


Wasn't there also major arson in LA that was recently tied to a Muslim arsonist?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (NOIQH)

145 >>And yet, amusingly enough, most of the people refusing to allow a
murderer to accept the death penalty, are four-square in favor of
assisted suicide for non-murderers.


And abortion.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 01:25 PM (NOIQH)

146 "What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?"





Have him dig a big hole in the ground and then shoot him into it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 01:25 PM (493sH)

147 I hate liberals more every day and they are trying to get us all killed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2016 01:25 PM (g31NN)

148 Hillary, who is forever wondering why our muslim colleagues and fellow Americas like to kill us, visited an elementary school yesterday. While there she was photographed sucking out the souls from the little innocents.

https://twitter.com/alleygirl2409/status/734402035907465218
Posted by: MTF at May 24, 2016 01:25 PM (/m8T6)

149 142 Posted by: torquewrench at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (noWW6)

Suffocation...

We have the mechanical capability to end people in less than a minute using vacuum.

The left really doesn't want to unleash Yankee Ingenuity on "how quick can we kill folk?"
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 01:25 PM (g8Hfr)

150 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?


Is this really a "thing"? Isn't is just massive quantities of barbituates?

I can't imagine any drug firm makes money off an actual product like that, there's like 70 executions a year in the US. That's the entire market.
Posted by: Jamers at May 24, 2016 01:25 PM (LZgax)

151 Do like they did in ol' Blimey and hang him, cut him down then slit his belly and show him his entrails, then chain his limbs to four horses and send them in four different directions.

Whatever's left you can bury or put up outside the entrance to the nearby city as a warning.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 01:26 PM (Xo1Rt)

152 And yet, amusingly enough, most of the people refusing to allow a murderer to accept the death penalty, are four-square in favor of assisted suicide for non-murderers.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (T/5A0)

And free abortion all the way to the due date.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2016 01:26 PM (P2AQp)

153 Leonard Peltier is a murderer and a thug
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 01:26 PM (r7TEN)

154 Did you guys hear about the news lady that jumped the scoop on the big Lebron James Space Jam movie?
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2016 01:26 PM (qUNWi)

155 This country needs a Catherine de' Medici.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Or a Jan Sobieski.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2016 01:26 PM (p2X2f)

156 Leonard Peltier is a murderer and a thug

Perfect pardon material...
Posted by: donna at May 24, 2016 01:27 PM (O2RFr)

157 "Wasn't there also major arson in LA that was recently tied to a Muslim arsonist?"

Hadn't heard about that one.

The thing that gets me with West is that they're calling it arson and not terrorism. You'd have to be one dumb mf'er to not understand setting a fire in a fertilizer plant would make things go boom boom.

It was an intentional bombing. Let's call it like it is.
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2016 01:27 PM (sqwxW)

158 Since he's endorsed by the Administration, is he available for childrens parties and can he make those cute dog balloon thingies?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2016 01:27 PM (O0lVq)

159 >>Chinese us a bullet to the head...cheap.

Sure the clean up is a tad more messy but WTF


I seem to recall that that was Lefty hero Che's favorite form of execution of political prisoners, and he liked doing it himself instead of delegating.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 01:27 PM (NOIQH)

160 If only we could find the common thread that ties all these horrific events together. I'd say it was guns but he used a knife here and sometimes bombs are involved. I can't find a clear Tea Party link, nor can I discern any direct influence by Christians, but we'll keep looking.

I mean what else could it possibly be?
Posted by: Lefty Jouralist at May 24, 2016 01:27 PM (39g3+)

161 Leonard Peltier is a murderer and a thug

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 01:26 PM (r7TEN)




He's law enforcement challenged
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 01:27 PM (493sH)

162 I say we keep him alive and give him TrigglyPuff as a cellmate
Posted by: jsg at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (gs8be)

163 Almost all of them already have fearing lawfare civil suits by liberals.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (vvmPQ)

Yep and there's this self righteous bitch in England who has devoted her life to making sure the drugs are not available. She is particularly successful with European drug cartels companies.

A compounding pharmacy here in Tulsa was quietly making Oklahoma's execution cocktail, then some lib sued them until they stopped.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (kXoT0)

164 Having a really mean looking "spreader" shoved up a (gay) guy's ass and opened.

Posted by: jwest at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (Zs4uk)

The Pear
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (/CXhS)

165 How about we catalogue the ISIS death methods and give him a choice from those?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (O0lVq)

166 Posted by: jwest at May 24, 2016 01:24 PM (Zs4uk)

There was an implement that was used on both males and females.

Shaped like a pear that when the crank was turned would expand in four directions.

Insert into any orifice that it can be forced into. And crank away.

Called the "Pear of Anguish". (boy I'll say)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (Xo1Rt)

167 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?

Garage, rubber hose, idling engine.
Posted by: Gary Johnson at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (OkKDg)

168
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (/CXhS)

169
He's law enforcement challenged

Justice involved individual to You...
Posted by: donna at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (O2RFr)

170 I prefer Leelee Sobieski
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (qUNWi)

171 Strike one

Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (O0lVq)

172 sorry
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (kXoT0)

173 ... decision on Aug. 12.

????

Really? What's the holdup? Do judges go into suspended animation in June and July?
Posted by: dissent555 at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (VFhMt)

174 I'm awestruck.
Posted by: Gary Johnson at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (OkKDg)

175 We've struck out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (Xo1Rt)

176 Yow.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 01:29 PM (oKE6c)

177 Or a Jan Sobieski.

Is that Leelee's sister? Because she's hot.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2016 01:29 PM (39g3+)

178 I prefer element .30, version .06.

Works every time.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2016 01:29 PM (C9pBZ)

179 174 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 24, 2016 01:28 PM (kXoT0)

I'm not....

//The Barrel
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 01:29 PM (g8Hfr)

180 Sorry about that.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 24, 2016 01:29 PM (kXoT0)

181 Sherry to the Barrel.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:29 PM (kff5f)

182 Shirley McEvil to the barrel in the strike zone.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 01:29 PM (Xo1Rt)

183 114 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 01:20 PM (k4M/B)


You go into the evidence room and get a quarter kilogram of heroin and give it to him IV. If experienced junkies die using that crap, I am sure Alten can get high and die too.

How can he suffer if he is high as a kite?
Posted by: rd at May 24, 2016 01:30 PM (v0YLX)

184 180 Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2016 01:29 PM (C9pBZ)

Shirry Amerikan we use 40 mirrimeter

//Ping Pong Kim in Pyongang
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 01:30 PM (g8Hfr)

185 Sorry about that.

Apology is not enough.... Into the barrel with Ya...
Posted by: donna at May 24, 2016 01:30 PM (O2RFr)

186 Sherry shuttin people up.
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2016 01:30 PM (qUNWi)

187 Heh...
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 01:30 PM (LA7Cm)

188 I'm pretty sure we can be more inventive than lethal injection and still pass Constitutional muster...or not since the Administration seems opposed to that anyway.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2016 01:31 PM (O0lVq)

189 It's always a good thing when an 'ette goes to The Barrel.

I mean, it's sad but it also means a new set of curtains.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2016 01:31 PM (4ErVI)

190 Cosby to go on trial for being a scumbag and a rapist

good

Hope he dies in prison
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2016 01:31 PM (g31NN)

191 Sorry about that.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 24, 2016 01:29 PM (kXoT0)


We're sure you are. So are we. Into the Barrel with ye.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 01:31 PM (Xo1Rt)

192 >>>Or a Jan Sobieski.
Is that Leelee's sister? Because she's hot.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2016 01:29 PM (39g3+)




Leelee, Leelee, Leelee!
Posted by: Jan Sobieski at May 24, 2016 01:31 PM (H9MG5)

193 185 Posted by: rd at May 24, 2016 01:30 PM (v0YLX)

"Medical Heroin"...

Grammy H the original makes you feel so ducky your Medulla takes a holiday.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 01:31 PM (g8Hfr)

194 But lord, please don't touch the old curtains!
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2016 01:31 PM (F26eZ)

195 The libtards said Bush caused terrorists to sprout from the ground. I guess having Obama and company completely dissing their religion and ignoring the fanatics doesn't faze them any. The tards probably think that everyone acts all Christian-like and just put up with crap like that.
Posted by: Roy at May 24, 2016 01:31 PM (VndSC)

196 A barrel of sherry?

I'm in.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2016 01:31 PM (C9pBZ)

197 I've always wanted a barrel of Sherry.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2016 01:31 PM (p2X2f)

198 Pfizer was the last company to prohibit the sale of drugs used in executions, when it bought a company that makes the drugs.

There are no FDA approved drugs available and states are trying to use either compounding pharmacies or buying from what amounts to the black market in Indonesia.

Liberals win again. Pfizer has no problem at all selling drugs for assisted suicide and for abortions.
Such moral and upstanding companies.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/14/us/pfizer-execution-drugs-lethal-injection.html?_r=0
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2016 01:31 PM (P2AQp)

199 I'm pretty sure we can be more inventive than lethal injection and still pass Constitutional muster

I'm a fan of Ole Sparky.
Or the firing squad.
Hanging is good, too.

Probably not beheading, because it's too messy.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:32 PM (kff5f)

200 Sherry McEvil hates free speech.
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2016 01:32 PM (qUNWi)

201 Sherry. Stay AWAY from the knotholes.

Just sayin'. You could be in for a rude surprise.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 01:32 PM (Xo1Rt)

202 Is this really a "thing"? Isn't is just massive quantities of barbituates?

I can't imagine any drug firm makes money off an actual product like that, there's like 70 executions a year in the US. That's the entire market.
Posted by: Jamers at May 24, 2016 01:25 PM (LZgax)

No, it's a combination of several drugs. When you have to change it because one or more of the drugs is not available, that has to be adjudicated. So the death penalty foes use that to their advantage.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 24, 2016 01:32 PM (kXoT0)

203 Yeah, looks like that lady committed suicide. Very sad. We are saddened.
Posted by: The Clintons at May 24, 2016 01:32 PM (/77HP)

204 I'm pretty sure we can be more inventive than lethal injection and still pass Constitutional muster...or not since the Administration seems opposed to that anyway.
Posted by: Marcus T



We really are a single Justice away from getting the death penalty banned. It's happened before.
Posted by: Jamers at May 24, 2016 01:32 PM (LZgax)

205 "Cosby to go on trial for being a scumbag and a rapist "


Think about that. Bill Cosby in prison.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 01:32 PM (LA7Cm)

206 Sherry McEvil strikes out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2016 01:32 PM (8ZskC)

207 "What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs? "
--------------------

I like a ceremonial execution by firing squad myself.
For those who inexplicably (and wrongly) prefer a more "humane" extermination, carbon monoxide is pleasant.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2016 01:32 PM (T/5A0)

208 The Barrel > The Boats


This incredibly cruel method of execution originates from the ancient Persia. Sometimes also called 'scaphism', criminal was contained inside a pair of narrow rowboats (or in some variations in a large wooden tub), with his head, hands, and feet protruding outside from this container.

The person was then forced to ingest large amounts of milk and honey until developing a severe diarrhea, and mixture of milk and honey was also rubbed on the exposed parts of his body, attracting flies and other insect species. Then he was left afloat on a still pond or a lake.

The defenseless person's fecal matter slowly accumulated within the container, attracting more flies, which ate and bred within his or her exposed and increasingly gangrenous flesh. Person was then repeatedly fed each day to prevent fatal dehydration and starvation, often prolonging the torture to several days or even weeks
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 24, 2016 01:33 PM (/CXhS)

209 I don't know what the big deal is.

Use a bullet. It's fast, painless, cheap.

What's not to like?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 01:33 PM (Xo1Rt)

210 Cosby to go on trial for being a scumbag and a rapist

Not for 'Leonard Part 6?'
Posted by: Gary Johnson at May 24, 2016 01:33 PM (OkKDg)

211
compounding pharmacies
purchase from Asian companies
nitrogen oxide
rope
lead
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 24, 2016 01:33 PM (iQIUe)

212 Official Palestinian Authority media glorified an attacker who murdered 29-year-old U.S. Army veteran Taylor Force and wounded nearly a dozen others in Israel earlier this year.

The news outlets labeled Bashar Masalha a martyr when covering his funeral over the weekend, according to reports compiled by Palestinian Media Watch on Tuesday. Masalha stabbed the American tourist to death before being shot dead by Israeli police in March. His body was only recently delivered to the Palestinian Authority.

NO comment from the White House or Fredo. Shocka
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2016 01:34 PM (g31NN)

213 >>Sherry McEvil strikes out.


Mudville will be joyless.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2016 01:34 PM (aoFFB)

214 Think about that. Bill Cosby in prison.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

All my impersonation skills are completely wasted on this 1995 of a blog.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2016 01:34 PM (p2X2f)

215 Don't argue, kill him.


O/T I am getting SICK of robo calls from Trump. I am getting one on each of my two land lines everyday now for the last week.



STOP IT dickhead.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 24, 2016 01:34 PM (jJRIy)

216 210 The Barrel > The Boats

--------------

I just read about the "boats" last night. Don't know why. Strange to see it again today.
Posted by: Roy at May 24, 2016 01:35 PM (VndSC)

217 So shoot him with a liter of 0.1N nitric acid. Should be lethal, in time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2016 01:35 PM (cZbjp)

218 Wow Sherry ...

... Don't touch that thing. Oh hell no, do not touch THAT thing either. Keep an eye on that other thing ... it likes to touch back.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 24, 2016 01:35 PM (tbq1U)

219 Wait. The Barrel has curtains?

Next you're going to tell me it also has indoor plumbing.
Posted by: dissent555 at May 24, 2016 01:35 PM (VFhMt)

220 Cosby on trial is going to fuel all sorts of comparisons to Bill Clinton.

What a gift!
Posted by: Jamers at May 24, 2016 01:35 PM (LZgax)

221 O/T I am getting SICK of robo calls from Trump. I am getting one on each of my two land lines everyday now for the last week.



STOP IT dickhead.

yeah right robo calls from trump are the pressing problem of the day?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2016 01:36 PM (g31NN)

222 In California, the lawyers have perfected the death penalty to be an endless cash cow for them.

Posted by: Sexypig at May 24, 2016 01:36 PM (UBBWX)

223 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


Give the convicts whatever end-of-life drugs that they use in physician assisted suicide. Compassionate enough for the elderly/not-really-feeling-that-great-today, compassionate enough for the convicted child murderer.
Posted by: Dang at May 24, 2016 01:36 PM (/77HP)

224 210,
Torture? Feh. That's a Huma weekend in the Hamptons...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2016 01:36 PM (C9pBZ)

225 207
"Cosby to go on trial for being a scumbag and a rapist "



Think about that. Bill Cosby in prison.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 01:32 PM (LA7Cm)

Wonder if he still likes pudding? In prison he will.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 24, 2016 01:36 PM (jxbfJ)

226 Masalha stabbed the American tourist to death before being shot dead by Israeli police in March.

That's another interesting thing (and why I refuse to call them "martyrs.").

Christian martyr: dies ONLY for his faith (committed no other crime)

Mohammedan "martyr" : dies either during the commission of, or because of a judgement related to his participation in, some atrocity.

Yet most leftists don't seem to see the difference.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:37 PM (kff5f)

227 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


Can't we contract it out to ISIS...They seem to be imaginative at a bargain price
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2016 01:37 PM (g31NN)

228 Do like they did in ol' Blimey and hang him, cut him
down then slit his belly and show him his entrails, then chain his
limbs to four horses and send them in four different directions.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 01:26 PM

There was often a 'privy parts cut off and burned before his eyes' clause inserted just before the disemboweling part.

Of course, that would be sexist.
Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at May 24, 2016 01:37 PM (OF/aZ)

229 Nood.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2016 01:37 PM (F26eZ)

230 Send him on hajj - without a parachute.
Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2016 01:37 PM (DL2i+)

231 Next you're going to tell me it also has indoor plumbing.
Posted by: dissent555 at May 24, 2016 01:35 PM (VFhMt)

Well... of a sort.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 24, 2016 01:37 PM (kff5f)

232 If the issue at stake is pain before the death, there's always going to be anesthesia available and then it doesn't matter how "painful" the death process is.

Posted by: Jamers at May 24, 2016 01:37 PM (LZgax)

233 Next you're going to tell me it also has indoor plumbing.

uh....in a sense....
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2016 01:37 PM (qUNWi)

234 Posted by: Nip Sip at May 24, 2016 01:34 PM (jJRIy)

He Lubs you!


Must be some reason. Some mail list you're on.

Do like every other person in the US and screen your damn calls.

I keep my cell shut off and use it for emergencies. (REAL emergencies)

I have Magic jack and I keep that off too so all calls go to voicemail. Whenever someone leaves a message it sends me an email with the number and a sound file of the message.

Makes it easy to avoid all sorts of annoying people.

Just tell your real friends to allow some time for a response. or they could drive over to see you.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 01:38 PM (Xo1Rt)

235 Think about that. Bill Cosby in prison.






If he has to go, I hope he takes three quarters of hollywood with him.



Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 24, 2016 01:38 PM (kwklw)

236 Use a bullet. It's fast, painless, cheap.

What's not to like?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

No regret.

You want thugs to regret their actions just before they are sent to hell. And you want that regret broadcasted e'rrywhere.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2016 01:38 PM (p2X2f)

237 Nood up..
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2016 01:39 PM (aQQbl)

238 What happens when all pharmaceutical companies refuse to provide lethal injection drugs?

Use confiscated heroin off the street. Reading about all these dead junkies ODing, it seems to work.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2016 01:39 PM (YFFpo)

239 218 210 The Barrel > The Boats


I like it, but for commercialization, you need something fairly quick.

Murderers leave families of victims and are normally broke. No way to get any compensation.

Executions like this need to be varied and made public through pay-per-view. Use the money to provide for the murder victim's family.

Start with the widely acceptable ones like hanging and firing squad and move on to better and more creative methods as the viewing public demand.
Posted by: jwest at May 24, 2016 01:39 PM (Zs4uk)

240 Telemarketers were a big reason I dropped my landline like 10 years ago. It had got completely out of control.

I probably get a robocall on my cell like once a month.
Posted by: Jamers at May 24, 2016 01:40 PM (LZgax)

241 "Cosby to go on trial for being a scumbag and a rapist "
---------------------
"Leonard Peltier is a murderer and a thug."
------------------

You mean they are "justice-involved."
And if either one of them wanted to apply to college, the school would not be allowed to ask about their criminal or disciplinary history.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2016 01:42 PM (T/5A0)

242 Think about that. Bill Cosby in prison.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill


Think of the screenplay you could do with Bill Cosby and OJ Simpson as cellmates!

Working title: Shankin' Like Jell-O
Posted by: Dang at May 24, 2016 01:43 PM (/77HP)

243 Wait. The Barrel has curtains?

Next you're going to tell me it also has indoor plumbing.

Well, it has a bucket...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2016 01:44 PM (39g3+)

244 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2016 01:38 PM (p2X2f)

Most criminals don't regret what they did. They regret that they got caught.

I don't care if they regret or not because once they're dead it doesn't matter anymore. They're either in hell or they're not but they're gone forever.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 01:46 PM (Xo1Rt)

245
Think of the screenplay you could do with Bill Cosby and OJ Simpson as cellmates!

Working title: Shankin' Like Jell-O

Get it? huh-get it???

Damn, I crack me up
Posted by: Amy Shumer at May 24, 2016 01:47 PM (HSmrB)

246 Obviously the issue is not religion but a highly advanced case of psychosis. Outpatient therapy and chemical treatment should have the individual return to a balanced state in a short period of time and ready to resume his place in society. Some would urge that he be isolated from his religion. We find that placing him in an familiar environment will aid in recovery and recommend his resumption of religious activities.
Posted by: APA Review Panel at May 24, 2016 01:52 PM (FtrY1)

247 heyba manba, justba putba aba littleba iceba onba itba.
Posted by: mushslick at May 24, 2016 01:53 PM (nFwvY)

248 My question goes to why this has not been in the news? I did not think beheadings in the USA were real common at this point in time.

This is pretty much a rhetorical question with an alphabet soup of answers.

Triggers Islamophobia, unPC, justice involved youth, old news, local news, move on, unclear motives, etc. etc.
Posted by: RM at May 24, 2016 01:58 PM (U3LtS)

249 I can't see any reason why we should not accommodate this thoroughly-twisted Mooselimb perp's general request as to its* "fate" - however...

As a pre-condition, I would specify that we should bring back the use of le Guillotine for "capital-crime remedial purposes" - and then, as part of its final sentencing, specifically state its utilization as the "final solution" to its "still-breathing problem".

- Couple of final wee touches:

1) Make certain that the perp is positioned face-up when strapped-down under the cleaving blade (nothing quite like "seeing exactly what's coming", yes?), with some sort of gob-stopper applied to prevent final coherent outcries/pleas to its' "god"-perversion; and,

2) Just before the executioner triggers the blade to fall, visibly and generously grease its "business edge" with a nice, hard chunk of bacon, so as to dull the cutting-edge just a bit and simultaneously "contaminate" the "Path To Paradise".

No one actually sentient in the Western world should be able to call such out as "cruel and/or unusual punishment" - amIright?

(* Clearly, such a perp is deserving only of an "it" designation - proper "gender assignment" cannot be made in such circumstances as this...)
Posted by: J.S.Bridges at May 24, 2016 02:23 PM (DsGWS)

250 The Bill Cosby trial timing couldn't be better.....remind everyone about Bill Clinton's misdeeds at every opportunity. KARMA!
Posted by: Myshiba at May 24, 2016 02:45 PM (cfHE9)

251 Thug life. Yeah. Ugh. Ugh. Know what I'm sayin?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 24, 2016 03:34 PM (NSKOs)