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Mid-Morning Open Thread [CBD]
Angels
Raphael Sanzio
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at May 27, 2016 10:03 AM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 10:04 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 27, 2016 10:05 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 27, 2016 10:05 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 10:05 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 10:05 AM (uyrlv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 10:05 AM (Gsah1)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 27, 2016 10:05 AM (V40IZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 10:06 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Harry Reid (P)ederast at May 27, 2016 10:08 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 10:08 AM (Gsah1)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 27, 2016 10:08 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:08 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: x at May 27, 2016 10:09 AM (nFwvY)
Are they thinking" When is all this shit gonna be over?"
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:08 AM (O2RFr)
they look like they are daydreaming about boobies
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 27, 2016 10:09 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 10:09 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 27, 2016 10:05 AM (V40IZ)
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Our dog looked like this when we brought home the kitten.
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 10:10 AM (aQQbl)
Willow, the whole kiddie angels cherubic... well go back to Greek and Roman myth for the original crossing of the memes. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 10:08 AM (Gsah1)
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My own thought was the infant mortality rate. Makes parents feel better that their babies are angels in heaven (however defined).
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 27, 2016 10:10 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 27, 2016 10:10 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 10:11 AM (jcihK)
Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 10:11 AM (UzPAd)
Favorite angel is Michael. Manly man angel.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 27, 2016 10:10 AM (dFi94)
mine too.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 27, 2016 10:11 AM (0O7c5)
It's amazing!
That's why I chose just a sliver of it for the image, and linked to the whole painting. It's impossible to do it justice at 500 pixels wide.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2016 10:11 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 10:12 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 27, 2016 10:12 AM (UypUQ)
Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2016 10:12 AM (5XBgF)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 27, 2016 10:12 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 10:09 AM (sl+zA)
Doubtful this is what you are talking about but thanks for mentioning it. Should be some interesting reading.
Hierarchy and Orders
http://tinyurl.com/zmy9vvj
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 10:12 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 27, 2016 10:12 AM (V40IZ)
Posted by: Archangel Vito at May 27, 2016 10:12 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 10:13 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Freedomlost at May 27, 2016 10:13 AM (FzpyA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 10:09 AM (sl+zA)
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Not just medieval theologians. Contemporary ones too. I believe Billy Graham authored a book on angels. I read it once but it's been years. I think also Dr. David Jeremiah. Probably others but I have memory problems.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 27, 2016 10:13 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:14 AM (O2RFr)
Speaking of, Iowahawk killed it (more than usual, that is) with this Tweet:
"Hipsterbeard is now the most famous stock photo star since Elderly Couple Worrying About Piece of Paper"
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 27, 2016 10:14 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 10:14 AM (Gsah1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 27, 2016 10:14 AM (0O7c5)
if we are to believe in this type of thing.
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 10:14 AM (uyrlv)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 27, 2016 10:15 AM (WlGX+)
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My wife got a reprint of the Murillo painting 'A girl and her Duenna' and hung it over the bathroom commode. Men always comment on it when they return from using the facility. Awesome.
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http://www.wga.hu/html_m/m/murillo/2/214muril.html
Posted by: MikeLikesNews at May 27, 2016 10:16 AM (uEYzb)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 10:16 AM (uyrlv)
It means a lot.
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 10:16 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 10:16 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 27, 2016 10:17 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 10:14 AM (Gsah1)
Yakuza
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 10:17 AM (/CXhS)
Like everyone else this morning
Posted by: @votermom at May 27, 2016 10:17 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 27, 2016 10:10 AM (dFi94)
Same here. I was born on Michaelmass, so he's one of my patron saints.
Posted by: josephistan at May 27, 2016 10:18 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 10:18 AM (Gsah1)
Hierarchy and Orders
http://tinyurl.com/zmy9vvj
Yep, that's what I remember. Seraphim and cherubim, etc., all with different powers and duties. Much like Dungeons and Dragons.
Posted by: Archangel Vito at May 27, 2016 10:18 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: @votermom at May 27, 2016 10:19 AM (7lVbc)
nevermind perhaps i should not attempt to pick a favorite
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 10:19 AM (uyrlv)
If we're including composers, Palestrina.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2016 10:20 AM (AroJD)
nevermind perhaps i should not attempt to pick a favorite
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 10:19 AM (uyrlv)
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Gabriel is no slouch either.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 27, 2016 10:20 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 27, 2016 10:20 AM (V40IZ)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 10:20 AM (uyrlv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 10:21 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 27, 2016 10:21 AM (V40IZ)
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at May 27, 2016 10:21 AM (PjWy4)
Posted by: willow at May 27, 2016 10:21 AM (uyrlv)
Thanks!
No need to be sarcastic, votermom! Libertarianism is the path of peace except for dicks like Christian bakers.
Posted by: gary johnson at May 27, 2016 10:22 AM (PLnZs)
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I like that. I wonder where Handel fits in there?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 27, 2016 10:22 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: eman at May 27, 2016 10:22 AM (MQEz6)
well and gun owners...and people who want to mine their land...
and
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 10:23 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 27, 2016 10:23 AM (WlGX+)
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This is so true.
The angel that was with me at the drag strip back in 08 better have gotten a nice fat raise and an office with a window.
I won't keep on this, but I do hope the little bugger isn't terribly busy for the next couple weeks.
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 10:24 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: NCKate at May 27, 2016 10:25 AM (IZFV4)
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I like that. I wonder where Handel fits in there? Posted by: grammie winger at May 27, 2016 10:22 AM (dFi94)
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Handel works for a living on this earth. The older I get, the more Haydn appeals to me as joyous celebration.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 27, 2016 10:25 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 27, 2016 10:14 AM (WlGX+)
Did you guys see him on the raunchy beam book cover? Posted it last night.
https://twitter.com/DerekThornton71/status/735997420404756480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Posted by: @votermom at May 27, 2016 10:26 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 10:24 AM (aQQbl)
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Psalm 121. It will help.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 27, 2016 10:26 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 10:27 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 27, 2016 10:28 AM (dFi94)
https://tinyurl.com/zbvdggq
Hillary Clinton set to be elected president.
It's great being an oligarch.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 27, 2016 10:29 AM (4ng05)
I would like to request that at some point during the weekend festivities we pause for a moment and give thanks to those who made this time possible.
We'll be putting the flags out today, for me as always a mixture of pride and sorrow.
Pride for what they accomplished and sorrow they no longer walk with us.
Have a fine weekend, good people--and cherish your country.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2016 10:29 AM (X35Yt)
I see He was busy giving an apology /non-apology in Hiroshima.....Since this is sort of a "Spiritual" thread I won't say what I would like to ...
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:30 AM (O2RFr)
http://www.66clouds.com/bible.html
Posted by: @votermom at May 27, 2016 10:31 AM (7lVbc)
Absolutely.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 10:31 AM (sl+zA)
pg 51. Angels A to Z. Matthew Bunson. Crown Trade Paperbacks. New York. 1996.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 10:31 AM (Gsah1)
Posted by: Naked Yoko Ono at May 27, 2016 10:31 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 27, 2016 10:33 AM (V40IZ)
Oh...and Raphael rocks. He's one of those artists who clearly had a conduit to God. Mozart, Michelangelo, El Greco, and some others.
Bach is the sound of God thinking. Mozart is the sound of God playing.
As the saying goes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 27, 2016 10:33 AM (X6fMO)
It's really starting to bug me. I think I'm missing part of my brain.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 27, 2016 10:33 AM (Z+1Ng)
Or that latina who was on the Obamacare home page when it launched!
IIRC, she went into hiding because the screencap of her face accompanied every news story about what a colossal clusterf#ck the website was, and they eventually removed her pic.
But getting back to 'man enough' for Hillary, remember when she attempted to woo Country fans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJJoJWY1VFM
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 10:33 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 10:34 AM (aQQbl)
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I only see what looks like fart clouds behind those angels. Plus, they both look like they don't know who ripped.
Posted by: fly gal at May 27, 2016 10:34 AM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 27, 2016 10:33 AM (V40IZ)
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Yeah.... but you gotta tip your cap to MUMR. Only Moron I know that took a banning and turned into a blog meme.
Resourceful.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2016 10:35 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at May 27, 2016 10:35 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: rd at May 27, 2016 10:36 AM (v0YLX)
Mozart, on top of being inhumanly talented, was the ultimate child prodigy. Dude was writing symphonies at the same age I was shaving my G.I. Joe's beard to see if it would grow back.
Victor Borge (I think) used to have a line: "it is incredible to think that, when Mozart was my age. . .he had been dead for ten years."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 27, 2016 10:37 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: The Cherubs at May 27, 2016 10:37 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 10:37 AM (aQQbl)
Real troll whose entries are automatically changed to different, silly text (that is satire of MUMR's original weird repeated ramblings) automatically - so I think what we see was written by a co-blogger.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 10:38 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 27, 2016 10:38 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 27, 2016 10:38 AM (QHgTq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJJoJWY1VFM
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 10:33 AM (NOIQH)
00(
Posted by: Jen the original at May 27, 2016 10:38 AM (Smc8E)
Posted by: josephistan at May 27, 2016 10:38 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:39 AM (O2RFr)
In the How the Fck Do They Get Hired? category:
Grover Furr, professor of Medieval English literature at Montclair State University and author of:
Khrushchev Lied: The Evidence that Every "revelation" of Stalin's (and Beria's) "crimes" in Nikita Khrushchev's Infamous "secret Speech" to the 20th Party Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union on February 25, 1956, is Provably False.
How's that for a title? LOL
He also argues that the Soviets did not commit Katyn, even tho the soviets have admitted it. He also wrote a book called Blood Lies which purports to refute Tim Snyder's Blood Lands.
Bat shite crazy with tenure!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 10:40 AM (iQIUe)
Borge (I think) used to have a line: "it
is incredible to think that, when Mozart was my age. . .he had been dead
for ten years." Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 27, 2016 10:37 AM (X6fMO)
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Sometimes it is hard for me get my head around a Scandi having a sense of humor. The Irish/Scandi in me is always totally at war.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 27, 2016 10:40 AM (MIKMs)
pg. 235. ibid.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 10:41 AM (Gsah1)
Posted by: WTFAOSHT at May 27, 2016 10:41 AM (LQLeS)
Thought I read that Obama was getting ready to release 2 dozen more Gitmo baddies - so maybe they'll be transferred over the weekend in celebration of Memorial Day!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 10:41 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:41 AM (O2RFr)
He made clear they believe
1. The DOJ will not indict, no matter what
2. Once DOJ declines to indict, the MFM will drop it like a hot rock
3. The voters won't care once it's dropped by DOJ
4. This is all the fault of a vast right wing conspiracy and the DOJ IG who is a republican shill
It's strikes me as hilarious, how everyone of GOPes candidates were eliminated, they decide to support Clinton, and now she is swirling the drain
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 10:41 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 10:41 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 10:42 AM (NOIQH)
When my mother was in her eighties, she bought a print that had these cherubs on top, with a list of what angels "do" for the world below it and how we should follow their example.
It hung in her bedroom and they watched over her for the next few years as she became frail and then one night, slipped away to meet them in person.
I do smile remembering how she fell in love with it at a gift shop and had to have it.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 27, 2016 10:42 AM (Smc8E)
What is MUMR? I've always been acronym retarded, especially on websites
where you have to be "in the know" and part of the webby in-crowd.
Posted by: WTFAOSHT at May 27, 2016 10:41 AM (LQLeS)
mirror universe mitt romney
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 27, 2016 10:42 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 10:42 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 10:42 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:42 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 10:43 AM (Nwg0u)
100
I think the original was mirror universe mitt romney?
Hence my questions about parody.
Posted by: rd at May 27, 2016 10:43 AM (v0YLX)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 27, 2016 10:43 AM (Z+1Ng)
1. The DOJ will not indict, no matter what
2. Once DOJ declines to indict, the MFM will drop it like a hot rock
3. The voters won't care once it's dropped by DOJ
4. This is all the fault of a vast right wing conspiracy and the DOJ IG who is a republican shill
and...
5. These are not the droids you're looking for.
Dude, you are not a Jedi, so stop trying to tell everyone how they should handle this.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 10:44 AM (NOIQH)
Last time she was called to provide testimony under oath she asserted "attorney client privilege" as a bar to her testimony
That will be the Friday Surprise
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 10:44 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 10:44 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 10:45 AM (Gsah1)
Last time she was called to provide testimony under oath she asserted "attorney client privilege" as a bar to her testimony
That will be the Friday Surprise
If that's the case it won't be much of a surprise..
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:45 AM (O2RFr)
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Question answers itself.
Posted by: Roy at May 27, 2016 10:45 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at May 27, 2016 10:46 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 10:46 AM (Gsah1)
Oh...and Raphael rocks. He's one of those artists who clearly had a conduit to God. Mozart, Michelangelo, El Greco, and some others.
Bach is the sound of God thinking. Mozart is the sound of God playing.
As the saying goes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 27, 2016 10:33 AM (X6fMO)
Ah yes, much better than what came out of my frayed and tattered memory.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at May 27, 2016 10:46 AM (PjWy4)
With a name like Goodfriend, I expect this to be a sequel to some Medieval morality play where Everyman is beset once again by Satan.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Goodfriend is the angel sent to show us what life would be like without Hillary.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 10:47 AM (k4M/B)
MUMR had some crowning moments of awesome about how Romney was failing to make the sale back in '12...
Mitt Romney with a beard would have probably beaten Ogabe...
sadly we had the pussified caring Mitt Romney from "The Enemy Within" not the manly bestial one...
thus Giggles won
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 10:47 AM (g8Hfr)
Since we're talking music and such -
Whether you like or loathe him, here's something cute. A very short playlet called Philip Glass Buys a Loaf of Bread:
https://goo.gl/oqmozP
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 27, 2016 10:47 AM (X6fMO)
Grover Furr, professor of Medieval English literature
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 10:40 AM (iQIUe)
Some of it isn't his fault. I mean, with a name like "Grover Furr" you know he got his ass kicked every day. A man can't take all those wedgies without it having some effect on him.
Posted by: josephistan at May 27, 2016 10:48 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 10:46 AM (Gsah1)
Neither.
Mongol Bow.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 10:48 AM (/CXhS)
http://www.funis2cool.com/fun-stuff/gatling-slingshot-crossbow.html
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 10:48 AM (g8Hfr)
Hence my questions about parody.
The original MUMR only visited at a certain time of day (5pm EST), and sorta went off the rails as posts got weirder and weirder (and it got ugly) until he/she was banned.
IIRC, someone who was banned after MUMR imploded started posting as MUMR. Someone else may remember more of the details....
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2016 10:48 AM (NOIQH)
Four little, five little, six little angels
Something I LOVE about this song! Not sure what it is, though.......
Posted by: Sen. Lieawatha of the Penobscott Kennedy Tribe at May 27, 2016 10:48 AM (D2xaQ)
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I wondered at the time if she could show a contemporaneous record of invoices and payments from Hilldog's personal account to her, as a means of documenting this claim.
It sounds completely specious, and intended merely to evade answering questions.
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2016 10:49 AM (/m8T6)
Last time she was called to provide testimony under oath she asserted "attorney client privilege" as a bar to her testimony
That will be the Friday Surprise
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 10:44 AM (zOTsN)
But she is a State Department Attorney paid for by the state department. She is not Hillary's attorney? How can she claim privilege?
It would be interesting to get the judge and John F'n Kerry on the phone to clarify whose privilege Ms. Mills is asserting.
Posted by: rd at May 27, 2016 10:49 AM (v0YLX)
Posted by: Roy at May 27, 2016 10:49 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 10:50 AM (QW/FN)
Probably the 0.8% GDP estimate. They usually pad the numbers to make themselves look good.
Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2016 10:50 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:41 AM (O2RFr)
Oh donna donna donna
Well, it's Friday
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 10:50 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 27, 2016 10:50 AM (MIKMs)
I'm on the verge of yet another stroke of comedy genius.. It starts out like this;
Knock-knock...
I'm having a little bit of trouble fleshing it out, but believe you me it will be a knock out!!
knock out! Get it? Knock. Out. My god I'm brilliant!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 27, 2016 10:51 AM (HSmrB)
Every time I hear the name Phillip Glass I think of the South Park Christmas episode where the Kids couldn't sing any real Christmas songs or wear any Christmas colors so the choir had to wear grey and have the minimalist Phillip Glass lyrics... Happy,happy,happy every bodies Happy... in monotone...
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:51 AM (O2RFr)
http://www.funis2cool.com/fun-stuff/gatling-slingshot-crossbow.html
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 10:48 AM (g8Hfr)
Frickin' love Joerg. Need to catch up on his antics.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 10:51 AM (/CXhS)
Right the current MUMR is *not* the real MUMR I am wagering....
The real MUMR and I had a routine where we would satirize the GOPe's inner monologue...
Mirror Universe John Boehner embraced Free Shit and was asking people to send self-addressed stamped envelopes for their 10,000 check for their portion of this fiscal year's debt addition...
Hi folks, *hic* Speaker Boehner here...you want free shot DC CARES! so send a self-addressed stamped envelope to "I want my money fool" and I will send you your 10,000 bucks in debt spending.
//Speaker John "Bearfuckers" Boehner
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 10:52 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: The Cherubs at May 27, 2016 10:52 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 10:46 AM (Gsah1)
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I once saw Cupid depicted with a fancy compound bow that had gone clean through two lovers and hit a third person causing, well, some amorous confusion.
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 10:52 AM (aQQbl)
Right now, projections are that it would bring in $10-15 M in advertising revenue, which Trump says he wants to see go to a woman's charity.
They want it in a giant arena.
Trump said at the NRA forum that he would like to see Bernie run as an independent.
I'm not totally understanding what the end game is here for Trump. I know he believes he can blow Bernie out of the water with numbers of what his free for all programs will cost, and would demonstrate how they have some similarities regarding trade, TPP, etc. which should make Bernie's voter's consider Trump.
But this could also easily become a crazy clown show, in which Hillary, who refuses to particpate, comes across as the rational one....
Posted by: Jen the original at May 27, 2016 10:53 AM (Smc8E)
At least she didn't kill anyone with a careless word (yet).
Posted by: rd at May 27, 2016 10:53 AM (v0YLX)
Could? You mean will...
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:53 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 10:47 AM (k4M/B)
Either that, or Goodfriend is sent to help us hide the body.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2016 10:54 AM (UHKOQ)
You're assuming Hillary! won't be there...
Hillary! will be there whether she is on the stage or not....
the Barn and Duh Donald both will land blows on her.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 10:54 AM (g8Hfr)
That's pretty bad optics
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 10:54 AM (zOTsN)
The link should take you to a blank page.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 27, 2016 10:54 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2016 10:55 AM (UHKOQ)
Thank you to all who have paid the ultimate price and laid down their lives so that we may be a free people. And thank you to those still willing to do so.
This video/song gets me every damn time.
http://tinyurl.com/jbxfkp9
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 10:55 AM (/CXhS)
Thank you to all who have paid the ultimate price and laid down their lives so that we may be a free people. And thank you to those still willing to do so.
This video/song gets me every damn time.
http://tinyurl.com/jbxfkp9
Amen..
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:55 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 10:56 AM (EdhH3)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 27, 2016 10:56 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: rd at May 27, 2016 10:53 AM (v0YLX)
Keyword - yet.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 10:56 AM (/CXhS)
Sometimes the MUMR stuff is hilarious - crude at times, but hilarious.
Then other times, it's downright vile. I don't think the cobs would change MUMR's words to something that awful. I wonder if at those times the program (or whatever it is) fails.
Posted by: bluebell at May 27, 2016 10:56 AM (805dc)
here for Trump. I know he believes he can blow Bernie out of the water
with numbers of what his free for all programs will cost, and would
demonstrate how they have some similarities regarding trade, TPP, etc.
which should make Bernie's voter's consider Trump.
But this could also easily become a crazy clown show, in which
Hillary, who refuses to particpate, comes across as the rational one....
Posted by: Jen the original at May 27, 2016 10:53 AM (Smc8E)
it blocks hillary out AND it shows bernie people the alternative to her......it could backfire on him...but he may glean enough of his people that hate her....in the general
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 27, 2016 10:56 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2016 10:56 AM (r65B3)
Vote Libertarian!
'cause *maybe* in 12-200 years we'll get back to that "inherent rights of man" shit...
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 10:57 AM (g8Hfr)
That's pretty bad optics
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 10:54 AM (zOTsN)
Isn't the deposition for Judicial Watch?
Can she claim the Fifth in a civil case?
Posted by: rd at May 27, 2016 10:57 AM (v0YLX)
Go Judicial Watch go
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 10:57 AM (zOTsN)
To keep with the musical theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TGKJ9MgCOQ
George Frideric Handel - The Arrival of the Queen of Sheba from the oratorio Solomon (1749)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 27, 2016 10:58 AM (MIKMs)
Cheryl Mills has already asked that her testimony not be released and kept secret.
Go Judicial Watch go
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 10:57 AM (zOTsN)
Keep the audio/video from being disclosed. The transcript will be released publicly per judge's order.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 27, 2016 10:59 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 10:59 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 10:54 AM (g8Hfr)
One thing I know about Democrats that is rock solid.
They will never ever turn on each other.
Bernie has only thrown a few half hearted arrows at her, which is one of the reason's he hasn't won every primary. He refuses to say anything about Benghazi or emails, etc.
I can actually see him coming to her defense, knowing he has zero chance of getting the Democrat nomination. Trump will have to hammer home the unfairness of the Dem. primary process to Berniebots, because Bernie will defend her as their presumptive nominee.
Bernie knows and has been given his orders. Pretty much all of this now from his campaign is for show and to have some leverage at the convention for the Dem platform to include some of his loony ideas.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 27, 2016 11:00 AM (Smc8E)
Which means she is going to lie her ass off...
she doesn't want her body looking like an epileptic on crack b/c of her tells going off to be available for public ridicule.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:00 AM (g8Hfr)
Cheryl Mills has already asked that her testimony not be released and kept secret.
Go Judicial Watch go
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 10:57 AM (zOTsN)
Keep the audio/video from being disclosed. The transcript will be released publicly per judge's order.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 27, 2016 10:59 AM (jxbfJ)
Go Judicial Watch GO!!!!
Posted by: rd at May 27, 2016 11:00 AM (v0YLX)
Oh, you mean Hillary Clinton.
My father was in the olive oil business with her, but that was years ago.
Posted by: Cheryl "Pantangele" Mills at May 27, 2016 11:01 AM (k8tEg)
Posted by: NARAL at May 27, 2016 11:01 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 11:01 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 11:02 AM (zOTsN)
Correct, Duh Donald will be 20% attacks on Grammy, 20% policy, and 60% complimenting the Barn's attempts to bring an honest and integrity-bearing candidate to address the concerns of the Democrat electorate....
I won't enjoy it, but there it is.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:02 AM (g8Hfr)
QUestion is 'Who would you like to see as President in 1980?'
1. Kennedy
2. Carter
3. Gerald Ford
4. Ronald Reagan
5. Jerry Brown
6. Howard Baker
7. John Connally
Posted by: Dragline at May 27, 2016 11:02 AM (v9gSJ)
Not if the Judge is in on the gag.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:02 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 27, 2016 11:02 AM (KId5h)
Posted by: Cherubs at May 27, 2016 11:03 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: kraken at May 27, 2016 11:03 AM (mHL0c)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at May 27, 2016 11:04 AM (BDZWU)
But this could also easily become a crazy clown show, in which
Hillary, who refuses to particpate, comes across as the rational one....
Hillary is quite rational. As was Al Capone.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 11:04 AM (k4M/B)
Your lips to Gods ears.
But lets look at history: The DOJ not only lied but directly violated Federal Court injunctions not to issue more work visas to illegals that were not authorized by Congress.
The Judge found out that they'd gone on to issue hundreds of thousands, after his directive.
The Judge lowered the boom alright.
He "sharply criticized" DOJ and now any attorney from DOJ appearing before him may have to take an "ethics course."
There should be pitchforks and torches in the streets (peacefully arranged of course)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 27, 2016 11:05 AM (k8tEg)
~bbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz~
Yeah, that's it,, right there....
~bbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz~
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 27, 2016 11:05 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2016 11:06 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 11:04 AM (k4M/B)
Until the syphilis took over. He should have followed Hipsterbeard's advice & gotten tested.
Posted by: josephistan at May 27, 2016 11:06 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:07 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2016 11:07 AM (PLnZs)
He has to realize Hillary will be indicted, and if he is not the nominee, Obama and Whatsername Schlitz intend to parachute in Slow Joe and Warren.
This debate will allow Bernie to get his message across and let Donald hammer Hillary over Benghazi, Email and Rapist Bill.
Posted by: rd at May 27, 2016 11:08 AM (v0YLX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:08 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2016 11:07 AM (PLnZs)
_________________________________
:::snort:::
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 11:08 AM (aQQbl)
Scandi having a sense of humor. The Irish/Scandi in me is always totally
at war.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 27, 2016 10:40 AM (MIKMs)
Of course Scandi's have a sense of humor. Geez. Just check out this sampling of Scandi jokes:
1. How many Scandi's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: One.2. Three Scandi's walk into a bar, and order a round of drinks.3. How did the Scandi model burn her fingers? Answer: She touched a hot stove.4. A pole, and a Scandi jump from the top of the Empire State Building. Which one hits the ground first? Answer: Neither, they hit at the same time.
5. Why don't Scandi's eat at buffets? Answer: Some of them do.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 27, 2016 11:08 AM (ns1FV)
Blue on blue warfare is good.
Posted by: kraken at May 27, 2016 11:09 AM (mHL0c)
When we were kids, we were afraid that if we died we would become cherubs and be condemned to being butt naked for eternity. Shudder!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 11:09 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Roy at May 27, 2016 10:49 AM (VndSC)
If you haven't read the HotAir piece on how Hillary didn't know the slightest thing about how to use a password, or how to use email on a computer...
it's hilarious, and sad at the same time.
This shows how old and inept she is.
It's worth reading.
Welp... Hillary doesn't know how to use a computer
http://hotair.com/archives/2016/05/27/welp-hillary-doesnt-know-how-to-use-a-computer/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:10 AM (qCMvj)
See it's FUNNY because Scandis are serious all the time!
//Ben Roethlisberger
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:10 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 27, 2016 10:53 AM (Smc8E)
Scott Adams talked about it and thinks the only way Trump doesn't get anything out of this is if Bernie destroys Trump. Otherwise Trump looks unafraid to debate. If he sets the correct tone, he can look presidential. He makes Hillary, who really hasn't wanted to debate Bernie, look scared and weak. And it lets Trump appeal to Bernie voters without the MSM filter. Plus if he wins the debate, he actually puts Bernie behind the 8-ball if he were to somehow beat Hillary.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 27, 2016 11:11 AM (Ee2nz)
They do that and the judge has no choice.
That's why I think it's more likely she takes the fifth. That's why she wouldn't cooperate with the State DEPT IG, didn't want to get caught lying to a federal official. She would rather claim attorney client privilege than the 5th, but either way, she ain't talking. Not even to lie cause she will get caught.
Her taking the 5th today wouldn't look good for team Hillary
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 11:11 AM (zOTsN)
Blue on blue warfare is good.
Posted by: kraken at May 27, 2016 11:09 AM (mHL0c)
Grabs for popcorn and beer. Puts feet up on table to enjoy the show....
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 27, 2016 11:11 AM (jxbfJ)
Meh.
Like the fymynysts defending Clinton's sexual predation of women.
The Libertarians revealed themselves to be a big bag of nothing when they went full Obamatard in both 2008 and 2012.
Indulge in Cos-Play Politics if you wish...
Your running around yelling-
Free Dope!
Free Dope!!!
Free Dope!!!!!!
is quite cute.
But, principles...yeah, no.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2016 11:11 AM (HGtd0)
On this day 75 years ago, the British Home Fleet sank the mighty Bismarck.
SINK THE BISMARCK!
(Is that a good film?)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 11:11 AM (iQIUe)
Michelle Malkin has a nice piece on boobs.
Enough with Hollywood's extreme boobery
http://michellemalkin.com/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:12 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 11:12 AM (aQQbl)
As I said on Benghazi back in 2012...
Democrats are always portraying themselves as criminally inept when they are in fact inept CRIMINALS.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:12 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 27, 2016 11:13 AM (0x/TW)
You and me he will recommend perjury charges or throw right in jail for contempt. He is not going to send the US Marshals after Obama and Lynch.
Posted by: rd at May 27, 2016 11:13 AM (v0YLX)
But man the right to smoke Pot is the 1/2 Amendment....it is even before Free Speech(which doesn't include shit I don't like man)......
//Libertines
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:14 AM (g8Hfr)
Michelle Malkin has a nice piece on boobs.
Enough with Hollywood's extreme boobery
http://michellemalkin.com/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:12 AM (qCMvj)
I've been saying that about actors and directors for years. If only they would shur up and give us guys more breasteses.
And explosions and gunfire.
Posted by: kraken at May 27, 2016 11:15 AM (mHL0c)
ONE TIME AT LESSER ANGEL CAMP I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR SHORT-SHEETING ALL THE SERAPHIM'S BEDS. WELL, THAT AND TOSSING FAKE DOGGIE POOP IN THE CELESTIAL SWIMMING POOL.
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MACHIAVELLIAN CHERUBS at May 27, 2016 11:15 AM (KId5h)
I've seen it at least once but it's been a while. Probably not a bad watch.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2016 11:15 AM (LA7Cm)
=====
My dad had a book of Scandi humor -- it was blank. At least he thought it was funny.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 27, 2016 11:15 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 11:16 AM (aQQbl)
"We did not roll back the frontiers of the state in Britain only to see them reimposed at a European level."
Baroness Margaret Thatcher, 1988.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 11:16 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 11:16 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2016 11:17 AM (HGtd0)
Kardathian Healing Puthy is kray-zee puthy....
//Mike from Brooklyn-Kill yo ass
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:17 AM (g8Hfr)
debate to attack Clinton. Free ad. Sanders will agree with him some
of the time, and will depress prog voting
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 11:16 AM (zOTsN)
___________________________________________
I like it, the biggest loser in a 3 way war is the one that doesn't fight.
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 11:18 AM (aQQbl)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!111!!!!!1
Oh...wait...
I don't care.
As you were.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2016 11:18 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2016 11:18 AM (LA7Cm)
Enough with Hollywood's extreme boobery
http://michellemalkin.com/----------artisanal 'ette
Can't support her on this one.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 27, 2016 11:19 AM (m3iiU)
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 11:19 AM (zOTsN)
debate to attack Clinton. Free ad. Sanders will agree with him some
of the time, and will depress prog voting Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 11:16 AM (zOTsN)
=====
DT and BS are in their 70s. HC is the young pup. Scary thought. Geriatric election.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 27, 2016 11:19 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Code: The Bismarck is sailing from Gdynia at May 27, 2016 11:19 AM (9mTYi)
I just finished reading this.
Title should have been Spoiler Alert!
Not very convincing. No one seems to like or agree with the current Libertarian in the lead, yet, vote for him?
dumb
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:19 AM (qCMvj)
Sorta like Italian War Heroes & 20th Century French Military Victories?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 11:20 AM (EdhH3)
So, Hills had no password for her phone? For her Blackberry?
If not she is even a bigger security risk than anyone can imagine.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 11:20 AM (iQIUe)
"Liberty means the LGBTABCXYZQWERTY coalition always gets their way."
//Ga*y Jonson with a Bong
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:20 AM (g8Hfr)
Rumor in the office is that Khloe and Lamar are divorcing..
Just an FYI.....
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 11:16 AM (aQQbl)
Rumor is:
At 31, Khloe feels her "clock is ticking" and she wants kids NOW......
So, any morons volunteering?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 27, 2016 11:20 AM (jxbfJ)
Enough with Hollywood's extreme boobery
http://michellemalkin.com/----------artisanal 'ette
Can't support her on this one.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 27, 2016 11:19 AM (m3iiU)
Yes, it's quite sad to see that she's lost her mind.
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2016 11:21 AM (HGtd0)
You got a big problem
--------------------------------------------------------
Hahaha! That's a good one!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 27, 2016 11:21 AM (/m8T6)
No...
Look at Caitlyn and FEAR my works!
//Kardathian Puthy
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:21 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 11:22 AM (zOTsN)
She's had a rough decade...
but is still cute as a button.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:22 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2016 11:22 AM (9mTYi)
If not she is even a bigger security risk than anyone can imagine.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 11:20 AM (iQIUe)
it's crazy
and she'll get away with this?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:23 AM (qCMvj)
At 31, Khloe feels her "clock is ticking" and she wants kids NOW......
So, any morons volunteering?
---------------------
Can I borrow your dick?
Posted by: Roy at May 27, 2016 11:23 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 11:23 AM (zOTsN)
Kardathians are gonna love the potht anti-biotic era...
//Mike from Brooklyn Kill yo ass
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:23 AM (g8Hfr)
So, any morons volunteering?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 27, 2016 11:20 AM (jxbfJ)
_______________________________
I'd hit it...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 27, 2016 11:23 AM (HSmrB)
Up here in Minnesnowta we can't tell any Pollack jokes, or Blonde jokes, much less -------- jokes. We can tell Ole and Sven or Ole and Lena jokes (for now).
Scandi Privilege.
Posted by: rd at May 27, 2016 11:24 AM (v0YLX)
Posted by: Olsen Johnson at May 27, 2016 11:24 AM (k4M/B)
I saw Weiner last night. The Bernie-bot who sat next to me agreed that Huma was the most intriguing character in this tale. I think she holds the key to Hillary's (bleak) future. She's been burned twice, she has undeniable affection for her deeply flawed husband, and while she defends the crooks in her private life as long as she can, in the end she takes care of her own dignity and interests.
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 11:24 AM (pC96u)
Then WHAM! Next thing you know you're unconscious, in a bathtub full of ice, in a NV brothel, missing a kidney.
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 11:24 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:10 AM (qCMvj)
Holy shit.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 11:24 AM (/CXhS)
Venezuela a nation that STROVE to maximize its natural resource extraction to give "free money" to its people went bankrupt and you and your party stand in the way of US productivity....how do you make a dog a cat and get this to work Senator?
//Duh Donald
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:24 AM (g8Hfr)
SINK THE BISMARCK!
(Is that a good film?)"
excellent film. recommend highly
Posted by: runner at May 27, 2016 11:25 AM (c6/9Q)
I don't know about that-
I think she's made quite a go of this internet-thingamadoodle with selling Hot Air and Twitchy.
and yeah, still has the cutes and smarts.
But, I know nothing of her personal life.
Still, I can't support her boobs position.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2016 11:25 AM (HGtd0)
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2016 11:21 AM (HGtd0)
unless it's your wife or daughter, right?
I love the Clooney reference.
She has a point.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:25 AM (qCMvj)
--
If only we, the American people, could divorce from them. Every. Single. Kardashian. Plus. Spinoffs.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun! at May 27, 2016 11:25 AM (+FSld)
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I'm sorry that I never get to hear any White People jokes. There's got to be a zillion of them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2016 11:26 AM (9mTYi)
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I don't care how you do it, you must watch "Sink the Bismarck".
Posted by: Roy at May 27, 2016 11:26 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Democrat LIV at May 27, 2016 11:26 AM (v0YLX)
You can make it through life with one kidney....Ms 10077 has for years.
//Malkin's Roofies
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:26 AM (g8Hfr)
At 31, Khloe feels her "clock is ticking" and she wants kids NOW......
So, any morons volunteering?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 27, 2016 11:20 AM (jxbfJ)
=============
Klunky is only interested in black dick.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 11:26 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 11:26 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 11:26 AM (iQIUe)
Check out his...
Bible illustrations
Dante's Divine Comedy illustrations
Rime of the Ancient Mariner illustrations
Utterly stunning!
(Yes, that is how you spell "rime.")
Posted by: RKae at May 27, 2016 11:26 AM (Gjz73)
Posted by: Bruce at May 27, 2016 11:27 AM (8ikIW)
She's lost her cousin...probably to a serial killer....
rough decade....
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:27 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 27, 2016 11:27 AM (knRe2)
Sorta like Italian War Heroes & 20th Century French Military Victories?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 11:20 AM (EdhH3)
'Do you have anything light?'
How about this leaflet....Famous Jewish Sports Legends
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 11:27 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 27, 2016 11:28 AM (Z+1Ng)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 11:28 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: runner at May 27, 2016 11:28 AM (c6/9Q)
rough decade....
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:27 AM (g8Hfr)
Yikes.
That's horrible.
*kicks stone*
Now, I feel kinda stupid.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2016 11:28 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 11:28 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:39 AM (O2RFr)
Sid Blumenthal's indictment.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 27, 2016 11:28 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:29 AM (qCMvj)
But, I know nothing of her personal life.
Still, I can't support her boobs position.
Is it not as firm as it once was?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 11:29 AM (EdhH3)
rough decade....
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:27 AM (g8Hfr)
yea, and as far as I know, it is still unresolved
horrible
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:29 AM (qCMvj)
gonna be a hot weekend
stocked up on ice cream!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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In Chicago, they stock up on 9mm.
Posted by: Roy at May 27, 2016 11:29 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 11:30 AM (aQQbl)
Originally it was Texas jokes before I punked out, but I don't want to piss off a quarter of the horde.
Posted by: Democrat LIV at May 27, 2016 11:30 AM (v0YLX)
Nah...life happens...
I just wish hers were better of late.
The left has been pretty brutal to her about it in their assholish way.
https://findmarizela.com/
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:30 AM (g8Hfr)
gonna be a hot weekend
stocked up on ice cream!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:29 AM (qCMvj)
Think I am gonna have to make my way to Rita's this weekend.
*BRB. Checkin' menu
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 11:30 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:39 AM (O2RFr)
Good point. With Shillary's IG report released earlier this week, that foretells that tonight's document drop could be a doozie.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 27, 2016 11:30 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: RWC
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Max Baer's punch-down of Schmeling makes up for any shortage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2016 11:30 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MASSIVE JOHNSON at May 27, 2016 11:30 AM (KId5h)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 27, 2016 11:30 AM (Z+1Ng)
KK *eats* your Kidney and sacrifices the juice to Moloch...
Malkin donates it to researchers...
Advantage Michelle.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:31 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 27, 2016 11:31 AM (u0s1P)
How about this leaflet....Famous Jewish Sports Legends
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 11:27 AM (/CXhS)
The Big Book of German Humor.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 27, 2016 11:31 AM (hLRSq)
In Chicago, they stock up on 9mm.
Posted by: Roy at May 27, 2016 11:29 AM (VndSC)
If they were smart, go .45ACP. Why shoot twice?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 27, 2016 11:31 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: person at May 27, 2016 11:31 AM (mFkVC)
It is, she is slowly making her peace with it I think...
She was a lot more frantic the first half decade.
I pray she gets answers.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:32 AM (g8Hfr)
Jimmy Fallon & Adam Sandler Sing a Song For The Troops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4hsVgykjg0
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:32 AM (qCMvj)
So Obama is continuing his World Wide Narcissistic Bullshit Tour.*
Everybody knows he is the ultimate narcissist but he seems incapable of grasping the fact he has an audience only because of his position and the country he represents. It's not about him but he clearly believes it is only about him. Is that ignorance? Stupidity? Mental illness? Maliciousness?
I suspect even the heads of foreign states see him as a narcissistic bullshitter. They may even be puzzled by his lack of interest in representing U.S. interests. But he is evidently incapable of looking past himself.
Didn't U2 do a World Wide Narcissistic Bullshit Tour a few years ago?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 27, 2016 11:32 AM (hJrjt)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 11:32 AM (/CXhS)
Yeah, they just never understand them and you wasted your time.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 27, 2016 11:35 AM (uhftQ)
They're my guardian angels and they got sent to God's office.
That is the classic "Not again!" look.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 11:35 AM (EdhH3)
Posted by: @votermom at May 27, 2016 11:35 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 11:36 AM (Gsah1)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:32 AM (g8Hfr)
Me too, breaks my heart thinking about it. I can't imagine how she and her family feel.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:37 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 27, 2016 11:30 AM (Z+1Ng)
Scary
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 11:37 AM (/CXhS)
for some reason, seeing this many military in one spot brings tears to my eyes
Jimmy Fallon & Adam Sandler Sing a Song For The Troops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4hsVgykjg0
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:37 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 11:39 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: person at May 27, 2016 11:31 AM (mFkVC)
the thing is, he walked it back after he said it, and said it was a joke, and either the pressure was on him at that point, or someone advised him it was a win-win
not sure if it'll happen
Trump has an out, like he always does, he said if it's "enough money" to donate to charity.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:39 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 11:40 AM (iQIUe)
So do You think Cheryl will take the fall for Hillary!?
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 11:01 AM (O2RFr)
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Nope. I don't think anyone will, including Huma.
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 11:40 AM (pC96u)
Enough with Hollywood's extreme boobery
http://michellemalkin.com/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:12 AM (qCMvj)
That photo montage accompanying her article is just too small. It needs to be mucy larger so I may examine it in great detail so I can decide for myself if what she's saying is true.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2016 11:40 AM (UHKOQ)
Posted by: Democrat LIV at May 27, 2016 11:30 AM (v0YLX)
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Which reminds me - and as one living in austin since '01, I can attest to the truth of this one:
'How many old-time Austinites does it take to change a lightbulb?'
'Four. One to change the bulb, two to stand around and tell you how much cooler the old one was, and a fourth one, to try to sell the other two a t-shirt with the old bulb's picture on it.'
Rassi-frassin Californians and Portlanders and assorted scum of the blue states are wrecking this place.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 11:40 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: runner at May 27, 2016 11:40 AM (c6/9Q)
Vets getting shit on, as usual.
Soldiers deploying to shitholes to cover up the mistakes the fucks in DC make.
But sure, a few songs should make everything all better.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 27, 2016 11:40 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: donna at May 27, 2016 10:39 AM (O2RFr)
Good point. With Shillary's IG report released earlier this week, that foretells that tonight's document drop could be a doozie.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 27, 2016 11:30 AM (jxbfJ)
also, the stain is out of the country (not sure when he returns), but always a good time to drop something huge
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:41 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: person at May 27, 2016 11:31 AM (mFkVC)
This debate won't be arranged by the geniuses at the RNC. Therefore, Trump will pick the moderator, along with the Bern and I think they will look to radio or late night hosts, LOL.
I wonder when the RNC is going to get off the floor once the smelling salts revive them, and start saying , NO NO NO! over this idea(which was spawned by Jimmy Kimmel by the way)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 27, 2016 11:41 AM (Smc8E)
***
British cuisine is based, largely, on a series of dares, I'm convinced.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 11:41 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 27, 2016 11:40 AM (rlfds)
who said it makes it all better
lighten up Francis
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:42 AM (qCMvj)
She says it's a vindication...
*BLINK*
I really believe that lady has some serious personal issues that border on delusion.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 27, 2016 11:42 AM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2016 11:41 AM (lutOX)
and no sun
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:42 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 11:43 AM (zOTsN)
GRAPHIC: Passenger caught masturbating with an aubergine up his bum while riding the bus
http://bit.ly/1Uad9z7
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It was rape!
Posted by: Eggplant at May 27, 2016 11:43 AM (iQIUe)
This same apartment complex had already experienced another shooting plus a car being set afire IIRC. One resident when interviewed replied she did not know anything about what happened.
Common sense would be I think, for JPD to park a patrol car in that apartment complex. But its Jackson which has yet to fix a main water line that broke three months ago and is in a battle with Siemens over their new water billing system with smart meters that is not working.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 11:43 AM (Gsah1)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 27, 2016 11:43 AM (rlfds)
Well, I read 200 posts. At some point you never actually catch up.
Pre-ban MUMR went through several distinct mental health phases. There were times when he was a normally odd commenter (no offense, Hordelings, but that's a low bar) and times he was batshit insane.
Then there was the post-ban phase where he'd try to batter his way in around 4:30-5:00 every day, which I took as the extreme OCD phase of MUMR.
These days I can't figure out what's what. I know that the cobs have a MUMR replacement widget, but sometimes it refers to current threads which means it can't all be pre-canned.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 11:43 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 27, 2016 11:42 AM (O0lVq)
She's trying to be the First Woman POTUS.
She'll do ANYTHING.
Be damned if a Republican, Conservative, Indy or Libertarian gets it before her.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:43 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 27, 2016 11:44 AM (rlfds)
Sorta like Italian War Heroes & 20th Century French Military Victories?
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Progressive Policy Successes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 11:44 AM (Nwg0u)
259 223 My dad had a book of Scandi humor -- it was blank. At least he thought it was funny.
Sorta like Italian War Heroes & 20th Century French Military Victories?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 11:20 AM (EdhH3)
'Do you have anything light?'
How about this leaflet....Famous Jewish Sports Legends
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 11:27 AM (/CXhS)
Irish Erotic Art
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 27, 2016 11:44 AM (u0lmX)
So how, exactly, were they turned them into chubby, cute little babies?
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2016 11:44 AM (UHKOQ)
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to mix the martinis.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 27, 2016 11:44 AM (2DYky)
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 11:23 AM (zOTsN)
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Disbarred, yes. Like I care. I was impeached for something somewhat different, and I would have totally gotten away with it without any impeachment, but for that fake "evidence" the reich wing cooked up
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 27, 2016 11:44 AM (/m8T6)
I'M SO MACHIAVELLIAN I HAVE CONCEIVED OF A PLAN SO CUNNING YOU COULD STICK A TALE ON IT AND CALL IT A WEASEL.
I SHALL PUT OTHER PEOPLE'S SKID MARKS IN MY OWN UNDIES.
HA! SEE IDI AMIN TOP THAT!
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MACHIAVELLIAN ROMPERSTOMPER at May 27, 2016 11:44 AM (KId5h)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 11:43 AM (1xUj/)
xhe/zhe is hysterical
almost always makes me laugh out loud now
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2016 11:45 AM (qCMvj)
I don't believe so, that said she has turned private on it and the left's gloating has the noise to sound ratio on bing/google searches pretty fucked up....
if you have good info I'd appreciate it.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:45 AM (g8Hfr)
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Either that or she thinks that the American people do.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: HULUGU at May 27, 2016 11:45 AM (gFQ+z)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)
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Why can't it be both?
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 27, 2016 11:46 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2016 11:46 AM (Gsah1)
Recap:
The Bismark is still sinking.
Hillary is cluelessly blinking.
Michelle Malkin is boob thinking.
Khloe K is just drinking.
You should be all set from here.
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 11:47 AM (aQQbl)
That was when it was open play in the rec room on the ward.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2016 11:47 AM (EdhH3)
One thing I liked about the churches in Nuremberg was that the art was happy. Madonna and child were smiling and the Virgin Mary was beautifully depicted.
Posted by: Eggplant at May 27, 2016 11:49 AM (iQIUe)
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Million to one shot, doc!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2016 11:49 AM (Nwg0u)
I wonder when the RNC is going to get off the floor once the smelling salts revive them, and start saying , NO NO NO! over this idea(which was spawned by Jimmy Kimmel by the way)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 27, 2016 11:41 AM (Smc8E)
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I think the idea that the RNC and the rest of the GOPe is opposed to Trump now that they have lined up behind him and attack anyone who fails to sufficiently support him.
That said, what moderator would both candidates agree on that wouldn't be prone to pushing Trump?
As for late night hosts - I'd pay huge stacks of currency to see Craig Ferguson moderate the debate - I don't think either candidate would know what hit them.
Posted by: person at May 27, 2016 11:50 AM (mFkVC)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:45 AM (g8Hfr)
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I don't, but I do remember the impassioned pleas when she was still just "missing". Very sad.
I knew she'd gone silent about it and sort of figured that meant it was finally closed but I see now it's not.
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 11:51 AM (aQQbl)
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It's easy to see the arguments and delineations when you don't agree with someone politically. Especially with the modern Democrat Party, whose positions are autocratic and violative of our culture and Constitution.
But is is really concerning when people simply outright lie and try to fool people in plain view of the truth. That's not politics, it's some kind of mental illness. A denial, where the person aviods any accountability at all costs.
Especially for the job she is running for, that should deeply concern every person with an ounce of common sense. It's really a psychosis.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 27, 2016 11:51 AM (O0lVq)
Extreme Cooking-with your host Guy Fieri guest host Richard Simmons
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 11:51 AM (g8Hfr)
currency to see Craig Ferguson moderate the debate - I don't think
either candidate would know what hit them. Posted by: person at May 27, 2016 11:50 AM (mFkVC)
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And an immigrant as well.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 27, 2016 11:53 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2016 11:53 AM (PLnZs)
Posted by: IP at May 27, 2016 11:54 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Born Free at May 27, 2016 11:54 AM (KGSqz)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 27, 2016 11:54 AM (O0lVq)
surprised you were allowed in a church, apostate. the tale of your misdeeds is well known.
Posted by: the town fathers at May 27, 2016 11:54 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 11:55 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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*serves up a steaming portion of Spotted Dick*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2016 11:55 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: @votermom at May 27, 2016 11:55 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2016 11:57 AM (UHKOQ)
http://michellemalkin.com/category/marizela/
Posted by: @votermom at May 27, 2016 11:55 AM (7lVbc)
Lord have mercy. I remember Malkin announcing this when it first happened. So it's been 5 years and nothing? Eeesh. I hate to sound grim, but I think the best they can hope for at this point is that some day the girl's body will be found.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2016 12:01 PM (UHKOQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2016 11:22 AM (9mTYi)
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But first, Trump needs to familiarize himself with the platform of Hugo Chavez.
Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2016 12:24 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: vivi at May 27, 2016 12:50 PM (11H2y)
One day Raphael was visiting his mistress La Fornarina at her bakery. He saw two street urchins peering through the window coveting the (baked) goods. He was taken by their looks and included them in the Sistine Madonna. Now, they have become the most often reproduced images from the Renaissance.
Posted by: Bob at May 27, 2016 07:14 PM (fVGlW)
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