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Mid-Morning Open Thread [CBD]
The Trout Pool
Worthington Whittredge 1870
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2016 09:56 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at May 26, 2016 09:56 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 09:57 AM (ptqRm)
It could just as easily be Whitredge Worthington, for all we know, who painted this.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2016 09:58 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2016 09:58 AM (08Znv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2016 09:58 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2016 09:59 AM (/m8T6)
Okay, this is a very cool trailer.
Made exactly the way a trailer should be made:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwpH6_tdRZU
"Morgan" looks to be a high budget thriller or perhaps horror movie.
They do a great job peaking your interest without revealing the whole damn plot.
Bonus! No over used sound "stings". Some new stuff.
Well, alright.
BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNN!!!!!!!!!111!!!111!!!
There, in case you missed hearing that in the trailer.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2016 09:59 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: IC at May 26, 2016 09:59 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 09:59 AM (iQIUe)
I remember a trout pond painting, where we argued (Surprising, right?) about if it was really a pond, or a pool in a stretch of a stream.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 10:00 AM (ptqRm)
BTW, just as I came in from mowing weeds radio new said something about the Repukes in the Senate advancing a bill that Dirty Hairy likes. Does anybody know what they are selling us out on this time? I didn't catch all of this and I see nothing on Fox about it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2016 10:00 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: No Justice No Peace at May 26, 2016 10:00 AM (gwG9s)
I have officially changed my prognostication on Virginia in the Presidential race: I can now call Virginia for Trump.
MUST CREDIT blaster*
This McAuliffe thing is going to be a thing. He is already doing the slippery I never heard of the guy to now 3 days later okay well I invited the guy to a fundraiser at Hillary's house.
McAuliffe is effed in the ay. This is going to linger, and a slippery money guy tied to Crooked Hillary is not going to go well with the googoo liberals here.
*Brought to you by the guy who kept posting Walker-Haley after the 2012 election.
Posted by: blaster at May 26, 2016 10:00 AM (tewYv)
It reminded me of Hemingway's "Big Two-Hearted River."
Different kind of stream, but the ominousness....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2016 10:01 AM (Zu3d9)
For those who believe in the efficacy of damn-near infinite dilution of "active agents" in homeopathy cures, couldn't the beneficial effects just as equally be credited to residual fish pee in the water? It's not like it's "water-water" after all.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2016 10:03 AM (BK3ZS)
Or human feces....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2016 10:04 AM (Zu3d9)
I'm going to repost this bc I found it interesting: Elijah Wood hates you. He doesnt hang out with fellow actors bc he thinks they are boring and dumb and he is not into the party scene.
https://goo.gl/OGi2Lp
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 10:04 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2016 10:05 AM (BK3ZS)
It looks pretty but I bet if you went there you would have all those stupid litle flies that fly around your head. What do you call them? Went for a hike and all of us including the poor dog had these flies around our heads.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 10:07 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 10:07 AM (3se1p)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2016 10:03 AM (BK3ZS)
Yes! Our urine has wondrous medical properties.
Please drink more.
We of the Piscean persuasion recommend-
"naturalfake Brand Tincture of Fish Pee"
Available at all fine drugstores and Walgreen's.
Posted by: Fish at May 26, 2016 10:08 AM (HGtd0)
There is an actual Two-Hearted River in MI, but the setting of Hemingway's story near the burnt out town of Seney is the Fox River.
I am a Hemingway and fishing geek. It's not often that I get to cross the streams.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at May 26, 2016 10:08 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: John Miller at May 26, 2016 10:08 AM (JJev6)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 26, 2016 10:08 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: HyperMania1637 at May 26, 2016 10:09 AM (guFKJ)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 26, 2016 10:09 AM (Wckf4)
Hemingway and crossing the streams... next up in the book review is Islands in the Stream.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 10:09 AM (3se1p)
Try snagging them in mid-air by hand
Posted by: Barky McFcukstick at May 26, 2016 10:09 AM (ptqRm)
Gnats.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:10 AM (EdhH3)
Add in that it looks deep enough to hide a body, and that's worth extra points.
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 10:11 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2016 10:01 AM (Zu3d9)
That's the word I was looking for - ominous..peaceful but with the potential of having a large croc suddenly grab a kid off a raft kind of ominous.
Posted by: IC at May 26, 2016 10:11 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 26, 2016 10:11 AM (BH8wL)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:11 AM (EdhH3)
Available at all fine drugstores and Walgreen's.
*****
Be careful not to drink too much of that. It'll give you a bad case of the trouts.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 10:12 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2016 10:12 AM (r65B3)
Fish puns already...
Posted by: donna at May 26, 2016 10:12 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 10:12 AM (NeFrd)
And so it begins...
Posted by: blaster at May 26, 2016 10:12 AM (tewYv)
Gnats are just annoying.
There's a tiny insect that has a nasty bite which fills salt marshes in MA at some times of year which we call no-see-ums.
Nasty, nasty, little fucks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at May 26, 2016 10:13 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 10:13 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 26, 2016 10:13 AM (BH8wL)
__________________________
Paging Jason VorHees, Jason VorHees please pick up the white courtesy phone...
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 10:13 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: EPA River Color Change Squad at May 26, 2016 10:14 AM (a6Lc4)
Living in this dry and - to my mind - nearly desolate place, I miss most of all the trees and streams of home.
And the hills and mountains.....
The poverty and hopelessness of the place - not so much.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 10:14 AM (lutOX)
It looks kind of muddy. What would happen if I tried to swim in that?
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 10:14 AM (pC96u)
Available at all fine drugstores and Walgreen's. "
Nobody is stupid enough to buy that stuff.
Hey, don't forget a bottle of our famous Asparagus Water on the way out.
Posted by: Whole Foods at May 26, 2016 10:15 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 10:15 AM (NeFrd)
Doubly nasty, and so much worse by salt water marshes and low tide flats.
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 10:15 AM (aQQbl)
slippery I never heard of the guy to now 3 days later okay well I
invited the guy to a fundraiser at Hillary's house.
Yeah, saw something that implies he was making sure VA goes for Hillary w/his "felons get to vote!" maneuver as payback for her assisting his campaign in various dirty money Clinton ways.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 10:15 AM (NOIQH)
It looks kind of muddy. What would happen if I tried to swim in that?
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 10:14 AM (pC96u)
Good for your skin. Rich women pay big money for that privilege.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 26, 2016 10:15 AM (RD7QR)
*****
Choot 'im! Choot 'im now, Justin, choot 'im!!!
/Troy Landry
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 10:16 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 10:16 AM (JJev6)
OK, you made me wiki:
"Ceratopogonidae, or biting midges, are a family of small flies in the order Diptera. They are also known as no-see-ums, midgies, sand flies, punkies, and others in North America, and sandflies in Australia."
Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at May 26, 2016 10:17 AM (1xUj/)
AKA Flying Teeth
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 10:17 AM (ptqRm)
Go right for the eyes and nose. If you swallow one, they stick in your throat and are difficult to cough out. And they bite, but you won't notice until you see the blood running down your arm.
Posted by: HyperMania1637 at May 26, 2016 10:18 AM (guFKJ)
I was on Lake Superior and had these flies landing on my head and biting me. I had blood streaming down my face. Later when I washed my hair I found all these blood clots.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 10:18 AM (iQIUe)
Good for your skin. Rich women pay big money for that privilege.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 26, 2016 10:15 AM (RD7QR)
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Okay then, I'd float around in it, because it's beautiful, and I don't get fishing.
I DON'T GET FISHING.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 10:18 AM (pC96u)
*****
Brain-eating amoebiasis.
Or Zika.
Your choice.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 10:18 AM (NeFrd)
But I needed to catch him to confirm my theory...
/River Monsters
Posted by: Jeremy Wade at May 26, 2016 10:18 AM (BH8wL)
smarter than all of his rivals. You know he built that ice skating
rink in weeks when the city couldn't do it in years right? Fabulous guy . Posted by: John Miller at May 26, 2016 10:08 AM (JJev6)
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LOL. Actually, in all seriousness, the only aspect of the DTs that I am truly curious about is why in the name of all that is good he didn't run for mayor of NYC. Would have certainly saved us midwesterners a lot of angst and seems to be a more appropriate venue for his talents.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 26, 2016 10:18 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Hillary 2016! No Ways Tard! at May 26, 2016 10:19 AM (gwG9s)
Note that the small waterfall is crystalline. The dark colors are just the reflection of the surrounding wood.
Trout demand highly oxygenated water, which means clean and cold.
Muddy water is for lowlife trash fish like carp and sunnies and bass.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at May 26, 2016 10:19 AM (1xUj/)
would have all those stupid litle flies that fly around your head. What
do you call them? Went for a hike and all of us including the poor dog
had these flies around our heads.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 10:07 AM (iQIUe)
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No-see-ums? Those things will drive a person crazy.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 26, 2016 10:19 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10:19 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at May 26, 2016 10:19 AM (GvSpB)
http://tinyurl.com/jo9k7f5
I especially like that the billboard the original shot of the dude came from mentions he has syphilis. Whomever came up with the ad at Hillary HQ- good optics. Vote for Hillary, guys who have syphilis do!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 10:19 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 10:20 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 10:20 AM (7HtZB)
Good for your skin. Rich women pay big money for that privilege.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 26, 2016 10:15 AM (RD7QR)
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Okay then, I'd float around in it, because it's beautiful, and I don't get fishing.
I DON'T GET FISHING.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 10:18 AM (pC96u)
"Fishing" is just cover for "go somewhere and drink a lot of beer and/or nap." Catching an actual fish is entirely ancillary.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 26, 2016 10:20 AM (RD7QR)
until we went on vacation to a beach house on the Redneck Riviera.
Dang, those were terrible for about 3-4 hours every afternoon.
Repellant had no effect.
Made the kiddos crazy.
Otherwise, lovely holiday.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2016 10:21 AM (HGtd0)
It's not muddy. It's a trout stream.
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So it looks yellow and brown because it's reflecting those colors? Because that's the color of the stream bed?
If it's clear then fo sho I'd take a few strokes in it.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 10:21 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 26, 2016 10:21 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 10:21 AM (9krrF)
"V point eyes to waterfall"
"4 fingers raised....point quick at waterfall"
VC count'em 4........light'em up.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 26, 2016 10:22 AM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 10:22 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 26, 2016 10:18 AM (MIKMs)
But then we might be arguing about whether The Presumptive Republican Nominee Jeb is ever going to fight back?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 10:22 AM (g31NN)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at May 26, 2016 10:22 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: donna at May 26, 2016 10:22 AM (O2RFr)
It looks pretty but I bet if you went there you would have all those
stupid litle flies that fly around your head. What do you call them?
Went for a hike and all of us including the poor dog had these flies
around our heads.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 10:07 AM (iQIUe)
If you had done like I did when the assholes in the EPA started making noises about banning Deepwoods Off and bought a whole case of it you would not have that problem.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2016 10:23 AM (vvmPQ)
You forgot poop and pee and puke on you.
Posted by: IC at May 26, 2016 10:23 AM (a0IVu)
/casts unbaited line
/kicks back and snoozes
Ding ding ding!!! Winner winner chicken dinner!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:23 AM (EdhH3)
But I needed to catch him to confirm my theory...
/River Monsters
Posted by: Jeremy Wade at May 26, 2016 10:18 AM
Twenty-seven commercials later, you still won't have caught the damn fish, but you will have somehow managed to confirm your theory that it is possible because some guy fell in the water and drowned and the non-English speaking natives of the Hudson River valley wear a fish-bone charm to ward off death from the water.
Posted by: huerfano at May 26, 2016 10:25 AM (NSb9d)
The letter came after the WHO singled out Israel for condemnation, passing a resolution at the UN organizations annual assembly in Geneva Wednesday against its operating in the area of Palestinian hospitals, and claiming Israel violates health rights in the Golan Heights. The resolution passed 104-4 with six abstentions.
Which is Israel will NEVER let any international organization or group negotiate a "Peace" for them.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 10:25 AM (g31NN)
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 10:25 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 10:25 AM (WTSFk)
/steps into painting
/casts unbaited line
/kicks back and snoozes
Ding ding ding!!! Winner winner chicken dinner!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:23 AM (EdhH3)
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Nope. Still don't get fishing.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 10:25 AM (pC96u)
Simple. While you are fishing, people usually leave you alone, because you are fishing. Rarely will you have to talk politics with a complete stranger, thought the stranger might ask if you are catching anything.
Just answer, "No. Pretty slow today." The Stranger will usually wander off then.
Posted by: HyperMania1637 at May 26, 2016 10:25 AM (guFKJ)
http://amzn.to/20GtzEh
Posted by: grammie winger at May 26, 2016 10:25 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 10:26 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 10:26 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 10:27 AM (JJev6)
Posted by: donna at May 26, 2016 10:27 AM (O2RFr)
Combine Terry the Punk with the Grammy H thing and I think we have a purge brewing...
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 10:27 AM (g8Hfr)
Jury rigging bombs to blow up jooos tends to violate your health rights.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:27 AM (EdhH3)
Palestinians health rights is a modern manifestation of anti-Semitism
This is dated, but still - doubt it's changed much:
www.weeklystandard.com/it-gets-hard-when-they-cheer/article/2855
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 10:28 AM (NOIQH)
/silently approaches sleeping Cavil
/cuts his line, steals his wallet
Posted by: IP
I would care more about this if it actually contained anything worth taking.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 10:28 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
******
That sounds interesting. Do the tentacles get tangled up in your gear?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 10:28 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10:29 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10
Yeah those trees don't look happy...
Posted by: donna at May 26, 2016 10:29 AM (O2RFr)
The sole purpose that God put them here on earth for is obvious by their biting ability....they are to devour humans, on boats, on MN lakes, one bite at a time.
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 10:30 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 26, 2016 10:30 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 10:26 AM (7lVbc)
****
And yet the Libs here are going to keep wailing about him.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 26, 2016 10:30 AM (hZLpl)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 10:30 AM (WTSFk)
So...how about Palestinians then go to Palestinian hospitals?
Hamas and its leaders have build great hospitals with all the millions (billions?) in aid money they've been collecting from other countries, right?
Maybe they've also built a teaching hospital with the universities/medical schools they've created?
Right?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 10:30 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Worthington Whittredge at May 26, 2016 10:31 AM (NeFrd)
I say beware the damn giant horsefly which can grow as big as your fist and eat you whole.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2016 10:31 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2016 10:31 AM (r65B3)
Posted by: HyperMania1637 at May 26, 2016 10:32 AM (guFKJ)
Posted by: Mrs. Kitner at May 26, 2016 10:32 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Weasel at May 26, 2016 10:32 AM (6xtq3)
Posted by: NCKate at May 26, 2016 10:32 AM (IZFV4)
Black flies at Crane's Beach in Ipswitch, MA are the *worst*.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 10:32 AM (NOIQH)
/silently approaches sleeping Cavil
/cuts his line, steals his wallet"
Hugs IP
Lifts wallet
Steals fish
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 26, 2016 10:33 AM (ptqRm)
http://tinyurl.com/zkpsb8l
Keep pushing it you leftist commie fucktards
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 10:33 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2016 10:31 AM (vvmPQ)
****
Yep those f*cking guys....
Of course, the Texas skeeters are pretty nasty, too. Big as mopeds, some of them, and they JUST DO NOT stop with the bites that always swell up and itch for two days.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 10:33 AM (lutOX)
The horsefly is slow enough I can smack em and flick them in the water. Watch the bluegills gobble them up. We don't have no see ums luckily. Deer flies are a PITA. They bite you with there god knows where it's been last disgusting mouth, and usually the bite gets ingected.
Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2016 10:33 AM (8ikIW)
Jury rigging bombs to blow up jooos tends to violate your health rights.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:27 AM (EdhH3)
Antisemitism sure is cool these days, ain't it.
The whole swallowing a camel while straining at a gnat might have been written for all the folks who can never admit that the Palestinians are in many many ways in charge of their own fates.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 10:33 AM (kXoT0)
**Add "No Fishing" sign at edge of painting.**
Sussn', frassin', russin'
Posted by: Worthington Whittredge at May 26, 2016 10:34 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2016 10:35 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
For better or worse I don't believe that the breaking point is very far off.
Posted by: Jeremy Wade at May 26, 2016 10:35 AM (BH8wL)
Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2016 10:36 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: NCKate at May 26, 2016 10:36 AM (IZFV4)
I will take off my socks before posting.
I will take off my socks before posting.
I will take off my socks before posting.
I will take off my socks before posting.
I will take off my socks before posting.
I will take off my socks before posting.
Posted by: Mortimer at May 26, 2016 10:36 AM (BH8wL)
Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2016 10:36 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 26, 2016 10:36 AM (NuElX)
Posted by: HyperMania1637 at May 26, 2016 10:32 AM (guFKJ)
***
Three hundred sixty five degrees....
Burning down the house!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u06DpcFXc4U
(Easily one of the five best videos that ran back when MTV showed music videos...of course, there were only about half a dozen or so in those days, but this one really holds up well.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 10:37 AM (lutOX)
When the rest of the Arab world rejects you, it's not them,
it's you.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:37 AM (EdhH3)
Lifts wallet
Steals fish
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 26, 2016 10:33 AM (ptqRm)
___________________________________________
Bastard.
Oh well easy come, easy go.
/call cops, says that Cavils wallet was stolen by old angry commie
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 10:37 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 26, 2016 10:37 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Haven Monahan, III, Esq. at May 26, 2016 10:37 AM (HCv3S)
The families of all the terrorist honchos come to Israel for medical care. I guess their rights are being violated. LOL
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 10:37 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Fritz
And leaches...filthy leaches
Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2016 10:37 AM (8ikIW)
Another great activity and exercise and bonus of people leaving you alone when you do it is lawn mowing.
Posted by: Bruce
Moving.
Posted by: Mortimer at May 26, 2016 10:37 AM (BH8wL)
Yes you are, ya big meany!
Posted by: I am Katie's perky colon! at May 26, 2016 10:37 AM (mXXEx)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 10:38 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10:38 AM (qUNWi)
Gives you time to catch up on good reading as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 10:38 AM (ptqRm)
Off the beaten path my ass! Screw it, I'm going to Yosemite!
**Packs up easel, stomps off into the distance.**
Posted by: Worthington Whittredge at May 26, 2016 10:38 AM (NeFrd)
fly fishing can make you a poet and a snob, compared to which every other type of fishing is basically throwing dynamite in a pond.
and i caught three trout!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 10:38 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 10:38 AM (9krrF)
Speaking of flies...although a bit off topic, (see what I did with that segue there?) am I wrong to take such delicious delight in Katie Couric's desperate attempt at relevancy?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2016 10:31 AM (r65B3)
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Something tells me Miss Perky would love to be interviewing candidates right now and sitting on debate panels, manipulating the truth and plumping for Hillary.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 10:39 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: Bruce
Moving.
Posted by: Mortimer
Actual seen bumpersticker:
"Yes this is my truck. No I won't help you move"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:39 AM (EdhH3)
Yes you are, ya big meany!
Posted by: I am Katie's perky colon!
- - - - -
The name alone wins it!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2016 10:39 AM (r65B3)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 10:40 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 10:40 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Weasel at May 26, 2016 10:40 AM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 26, 2016 10:40 AM (BH8wL)
I have officially changed my prognostication on Virginia in the Presidential race: I can now call Virginia for Trump.
This McAuliffe thing is going to be a thing. This is going to linger, and a slippery money guy tied to Crooked Hillary is not going to go well with the googoo liberals here.
Posted by: blaster at May 26, 2016 10:00 AM (tewYv)
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The googoo liberals? They will push the D button no matter what.
The McAuliffe thing would have been good for any R candidate but Trump, who donated big money to the sleazeball's campaign.
Trump will not take Virginia. Even in the unlikely event that he got close, he's not going to overcome the problems of Gary Johnson and fraud.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 26, 2016 10:40 AM (T/5A0)
My local paper tells me there's a tropical system forming off the coast that could hit us Memorial Day weekend as a tropical storm.
Yay!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:40 AM (1ZOkK)
***
And chiggers.
(are we allowed to use that word?)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 10:41 AM (NeFrd)
Hillary!'s new campaign slogan-
#ManEnough4Hillary
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/234706-2/#respond
The guy in the ad is a hoot. First, Pajama Boy.
And now, Gay S&M Guy.
Who are these ads supposed to appeal to?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2016 10:42 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 10:42 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Hank at May 26, 2016 10:42 AM (GKsb7)
Audrey, was showing me the children's waiting room. I couldn't help but
notice, all around, an Arab woman with her son, an Arab family over
there checking in, Arab children playing with the toys while waiting.
The doctor saw the look on my face and laughed. "Oh, yes, we treat
everyone." I guess I was astonished.
She just shrugged. "We're Jews.
This is how we live. It's also for the future. They're not going
anywhere, and we're not going anywhere. There will eventually be peace.
There has to be."
When? A month? A year? A hundred years? More? She
didn't know. I had to say it. You're incredible. You take everyone, you
treat everyone, no one goes first, no one goes last, you just go in
order of who needs help. That's, like, Mother Teresa stuff. "We're not
saints, we're just doing our jobs. It's not easy, I admit. And it gets
hard when they cheer when the bodies are brought in."
http://www.weeklystandard.com/it-gets-hard-when-they-cheer/article/2855
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 10:42 AM (NOIQH)
http://tinyurl.com/zgmbjcy
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 10:42 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 10:42 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:42 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 10:43 AM (NeFrd)
Fly fishing, btw, requires both hands and considerable concentration and is not conducive to either beers or sitting.
caesura
I have tried cut and pasting and cleaning up the text from a couple of sources and I still can't get it to post here.
Please read this:
http://bit.ly/1sALO2E
Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at May 26, 2016 10:43 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: JTB at May 26, 2016 10:43 AM (V+03K)
It's pretty close to land already, and will have to intensify like crazy to be much more than rain, but the forecasters so badly want a named storm to make landfall.
My bet is they are wetting themselves over this one hoping the destruction will be magnificent.
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 10:44 AM (aQQbl)
Fire ants are the biggest assholes in the bug world
Posted by: NCKate at May 26, 2016 10:36 AM (IZFV4)
Counties down here in the South use to bomb those SOBs with mirex pellets sprayed from old B-17s. But lo and behold the EPA said no can not do that and banned it. Now fire ants are rampant all over the south until you get far enough north that the land freezes down to 18" below soil surface.
We need to ban the EPA. And remember, that liberal SOB Nixon gave us the EPA.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2016 10:44 AM (vvmPQ)
didn't know. I had to say it. You're incredible. You take everyone, you treat everyone, no one goes first, no one goes last, you just go in order of who needs help. That's, like, Mother Teresa stuff. "We're not saints, we're just doing our jobs. It's not easy, I admit.
And it gets hard when they cheer when the bodies are brought in."
She is a MUCH better person than I am.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:44 AM (EdhH3)
And now, Gay S&M Guy.
Who are these ads supposed to appeal to?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2016 10:42 AM (HGtd0)
--------------------
OMG that is hilarious!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 26, 2016 10:44 AM (T/5A0)
>>>>>>
Cane pole, FTW.
Posted by: Mortimer at May 26, 2016 10:45 AM (BH8wL)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 26, 2016 10:45 AM (Wckf4)
The guy in the ad is a hoot. First, Pajama Boy.
And now, Gay S&M Guy.
It's like they tried to find as masculine a person as they could, but failed miserably on account of nobody involved having the slightest clue what it entailed beyond some exaggerated parodies or something.
Plus it's apparently lifted from some STD PSAs.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 10:45 AM (9krrF)
Hillary!'s new campaign slogan-
#ManEnough4Hillary
Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2016 10:42 AM (HGtd0)
I don't Tweet, so please tell me the Twitterverse is blowing up with the mocking of this.....eleventy!
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 10:45 AM (kXoT0)
****
All right. Now you're raising my hackles!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 10:45 AM (NeFrd)
intensify like crazy to be much more than rain, but the forecasters so
badly want a named storm to make landfall.
My bet is they are wetting themselves over this one hoping the destruction will be magnificent.
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 10:44 AM (aQQbl)
One of our local meteorologists is a yuuge Climate Change fan. I'm sure he's giddy right now, along with the bastards at the Weather Channel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:45 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 10:45 AM (7lVbc)
FTS. That's too much like work.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:45 AM (EdhH3)
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 10:46 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: NCKate at May 26, 2016 10:36 AM (IZFV4)
***
While I don't doubt for a moment that the Lord is the Creator - I look at His crowning achievement, women, and know He is good and kind and loves mankind far more than we deserve - but, yeah, I'd like to ask Him about the fire-ants in particular.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 10:46 AM (lutOX)
Democrats in congress and environmentalists in the media gave us the EPA. Nixon just went along with it; trying to make friends of his enemies.
Posted by: HyperMania1637 at May 26, 2016 10:46 AM (guFKJ)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at May 26, 2016 10:46 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 10:47 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 10:47 AM (3se1p)
Posted by: Weasel at May 26, 2016 10:47 AM (6xtq3)
Okay, this is absolutely hilarious-
Hillary!'s new campaign slogan-
#ManEnough4Hillary
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/234706-2/#respond
The guy in the ad is a hoot. First, Pajama Boy.
And now, Gay SM Guy.
Hahahahahahahaha! *wipes tears* You should send this to ace. It would be like catnip for the Horde.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:47 AM (1ZOkK)
The guy in the ad is a hoot. First, Pajama Boy.
And now, Gay S&M Guy.
It's like they tried to find as masculine a person as they could, but failed miserably on account of nobody involved having the slightest clue what it entailed beyond some exaggerated parodies or something.
Plus it's apparently lifted from some STD PSAs.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 10:45 AM (9krrF)
He's a stupid hipster "lumbersexual" - guys with tat sleeves, & giant beards. They're all over every major city. It's all I can do to not nut punch one when i see them.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 10:48 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 10:49 AM (NOIQH)
Ensure that proper weight line is on reel, in sufficient amount
Set drag accordingly
Carefully choose correct lure, based on experience and the recommendations of locals, whom you engaged in conversation on the way to stream.
Set correct lure in top tray of tackle box
Tie lead weight to line
cast lead weight into appropriate location previously identified
Sit down
Open first beer.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 10:49 AM (ptqRm)
Where you folks reside is there a sudden craze among the "cutesy" set for putting those huge vinyl fake eyelashes over the headlights of your car? An older lady was behind me yesterday in a Tahoe with those eyelashes on it--I just thought to myself, "Really, lady, really?"
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 10:50 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 26, 2016 10:50 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Hank at May 26, 2016 10:50 AM (GKsb7)
I don't think there are many hipsters on Hillary's home world.
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10:50 AM (qUNWi)
Trump: Put That In Your Pipe and Smoke It
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 10:50 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at May 26, 2016 10:51 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Worthington Whittredge at May 26, 2016 10:51 AM (WxY7/)
failed miserably on account of nobody involved having the slightest clue
what it entailed beyond some exaggerated parodies or something.
Appeals to women who watch "Younger"???
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 10:51 AM (NOIQH)
And now, Gay S&M Guy.
Who are these ads supposed to appeal to?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2016 10:42 AM (HGtd0)
It does say something when we, as a society have gone from these as manly:
http://tinyurl.com/hzzm5jx
http://tinyurl.com/hdf42ks
To some bizarre douchebag with an arm tattoo and a full beardo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 10:51 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 10:51 AM (WTSFk)
He's a stupid hipster "lumbersexual" - guys with tat sleeves, & giant beards. They're all over every major city. It's all I can do to not nut punch one when i see them.
2016 version of the Village People forms in 3...2...1...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 10:52 AM (9krrF)
I do believe I have seen this guy before. On a small poster down at the Sheriffs Office. Along with about two dozen similar posters.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 26, 2016 10:52 AM (WVsWD)
Sorry I haven't had time for conversation here -- I acquired two new jobs that are taking everything I've got.
BUT, y'all are still in my heart. I lurk frequently and pray often for the 'rons and 'ettes.
Love ya! See you when things settle down for me!
Posted by: Emmie at May 26, 2016 10:52 AM (xVuS6)
Love the Fb meme:
"If you have a beard and can't change a flat tire, shave!"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:52 AM (EdhH3)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 26, 2016 10:52 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 10:46 AM (lutOX)
Ahh, the late fiance would always look at me and say, "If the Good Lord made anything better than a woman like you, then He kept it in heaven for Himself."
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 10:53 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Hipster Hillary Dude at May 26, 2016 10:53 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Worthington Whittredge at May 26, 2016 10:53 AM (WxY7/)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 10:53 AM (iQIUe)
And now, Gay S&M Guy.
Who are these ads supposed to appeal to?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2016 10:42 AM (HGtd0)
Oh. My. G*d.
That shit is hilarious!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 10:53 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 26, 2016 10:52 AM (hLRSq)
It is our birthday present!
Posted by: Smeagol at May 26, 2016 10:53 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 26, 2016 10:54 AM (BH8wL)
I heard Huma was hiding under their bed and few items remained unbroken in the Clinton household after the IG report hit the fan yesterday.
Posted by: Hank at May 26, 2016 10:42 AM (GKsb7)
----------------------
I wonder how far Huma will follow Hillary in her lies and insanity.
Hillary talked to "WMEX" yesterday or today (heard clip on Laura Ingraham) and played the Brazen Lie game to the hilt. Repeated her discredited claims that she's completely open and transparent and compliant with laws and regulations.
Hillary has an entire lifetime at stake -- the sacrifices, the escalated commitment to her philandering spouse, the infuriating loss to Obama -- so her neurotic embrace of this fantasy is not too strange I suppose.
But Huma? When is that girl going to detach herself and try to make a life?
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 10:54 AM (pC96u)
According to Facebook, Johnson is an African and Black Diaspora Studies major at DePaul University.
African and Black Diaspora Studies. Good luck with that, snowflake.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 26, 2016 10:54 AM (s/EUv)
Dallas. Mainly on VW Bugs.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:54 AM (EdhH3)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 10:55 AM (N1Wpo)
"If you have a beard and can't change a flat tire, shave!"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:52 AM (EdhH3)
The one I want to see is this:
Yes, we see that you have a beard covering the front of your chest, however, if you must continually stroke, caress, fondle, comb, lift, and primp the damn thing, then Get A Room.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 10:55 AM (kXoT0)
Trump: Put That In Your Pipe and Smoke It
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 10:50 AM (
See, this is why I have trouble staying mad at Trump.
Posted by: Emmie at May 26, 2016 10:55 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:54 AM (EdhH3)
Tulsa, VW Bugs, Mini Coopers, Tahoes, Escalades...sheesh
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 10:56 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10:56 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:54 AM (EdhH3)
***
Fight Club - the scene with the new VW bug - one of my favorites.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 10:56 AM (lutOX)
"If you have a beard and can't change a flat tire, shave!"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:52 AM (EdhH3)
I've seen similar memes showing a photo of a douche like that next to an 80's guy with feathered hair & mullet: "Soon we'll be laughing at you like you laugh at him."
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 10:56 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 26, 2016 10:56 AM (s/EUv)
Totally off topic, but, hey, it's mid-morning thread and we can use a giggle or two.
Where you folks reside is there a sudden craze among the "cutesy"
set for putting those huge vinyl fake eyelashes over the headlights of
your car? An older lady was behind me yesterday in a Tahoe with those
eyelashes on it--I just thought to myself, "Really, lady, really?"
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 10:50 AM (kXoT0)
I have not seen this. Was she sporting a Coexist sticker as well?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:56 AM (1ZOkK)
I saw it on.a tiny car - mini Cooper maybe - and it was funny & cute.
I'd prefer bristly eyebrows and a stache though
Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 10:57 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 26, 2016 10:57 AM (WxY7/)
Dallas. Mainly on VW Bugs.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 10:54 AM (EdhH3)
I've seen fake mustaches on cars. It just gets worse & worse.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 10:57 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 10:50 AM (kXoT0)
Never seen them around here. Hope they stay far, far away.
How stupid.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 10:58 AM (u0lmX)
I'd prefer bristly eyebrows and a stache though
Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 10:57 AM (7lVbc)
Also known as the Groucho Marx.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 10:58 AM (3ZoRf)
That's all well and good, sky-god worshipper, but Vaal has forbidden the holding, the touching. I must go; he hungers.
Posted by: General Zod at May 26, 2016 10:58 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:56 AM (1ZOkK)
If I ever get a terminal disease, I will buy a junker and start ramming cars with those Coexist stickers and Fredo Stickers and FAB Stickers and Bernie Stickers. Oh hell and anyone else who pisses me off and the list is long and glorious
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 10:58 AM (g31NN)
Imagine having to drive one of them to a client's house or business... Subtle, and so smoove.
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 10:58 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:58 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 26, 2016 10:18 AM (MIKMs)
There was no need. Giuliani was doing a good enough job already.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 10:59 AM (N1Wpo)
It gets better. Much much better.
#ManEnoughForHillary hipster douche is also the face of the Portland Oregon Syphilis outreach campaign
http://tinyurl.com/jnlhgq9
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:00 AM (/CXhS)
And now, Gay S&M Guy.
It's like they tried to find as masculine a person as they could, but failed miserably on account of nobody involved having the slightest clue what it entailed beyond some exaggerated parodies or something.
- - - -
I looked at the link and the only real man I saw was the Memorial Day sidebar about the 18 year old soldier who was killed in 1969 in Viet Nam. Now that was a Real Man and a Real American.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2016 11:00 AM (r65B3)
Posted by: NCKate at May 26, 2016 11:00 AM (IZFV4)
F*ck 'em both.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:00 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 10:58 AM (g31NN)
Heh. You're in a good mood this morning.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 11:00 AM (N1Wpo)
thing in Charlotte for a few years. I don't know why. Nothing goes onto
my car. Ever.
Posted by: NCKate at May 26, 2016 11:00 AM (IZFV4)
Well, not never.
Posted by: The Neighborhood Birds at May 26, 2016 11:01 AM (TOk1P)
#ManEnoughForHillary hipster douche is also the face of the Portland Oregon Syphilis outreach campaign
http://tinyurl.com/jnlhgq9
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:00 AM (/CXhS)
Oh, yeah. This should be it's own thread. Ace will have a field day with this.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 11:01 AM (7HtZB)
Have any of you ever seen um, fake testicles hanging from trailer
hitches? That was a "thing" on some trucks around here for a while.
Gah.
I fully expected femynysts to dangle tampon strings from the gas cap to balance the SJW equation.
Posted by: Mortimer at May 26, 2016 11:02 AM (BH8wL)
He won't come out as gay because he thinks it will hurt his career?? In Hollywood??
Not only does the poor dear have it sooo bad (because millennials think they're the only one with a shit job) with a net worth of 4 mil, but he's not very aware of the culture he's a part of.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 26, 2016 11:02 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 10:57 AM (7lVbc)
***
heh....
My old car - Fritz the Diesel Death Snail, a '76 Mercedes 300d, diesel - could have used a scowl and a unibrow upfront.... Loved that car...
And the only vehicle I've ever sold for more than I'd paid for it. Got it off the original owner, who had all the maintenance done at the dealer for 30-some years, and he'd only put about a quarter million miles on the thing when I bought it. I managed to put an additional 200K on it before selling it to its current owner-driver.
Damned thing was just about broken in, too. That's why he paid a premium.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 11:02 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 11:02 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:58 AM (1ZOkK)
Oh, yes, those are a thing here in Oklahoma--all sizes from ginormous Brahma bull size on down.
Saw the funniest damn thing on a truck the other day--fake claymore mine mounted over the trailer hitch.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 11:02 AM (kXoT0)
Oh, yeah. This should be it's own thread. Ace will have a field day with this.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 11:01 AM (7HtZB)
CBD, MisHum, please make this happen. We need some laughs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:02 AM (1ZOkK)
Why would a U.S. president even go to Hiroshima? Do the Japanese want this?
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:03 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 11:02 AM (kXoT0)
Now that I like!
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 11:03 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016
- - - - -
Jane, The first company that made those is a heck of a business story. I use it in the class I teach. It all started as a bet and turned into a multimillion dollar business. The perfect American success story.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2016 11:03 AM (r65B3)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 11:03 AM (0O7c5)
Apparently, they made some headphones just for her:
http://www.brookstone.com/cat-ear-headphones-axent-wear/990635p.html
Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2016 11:03 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:02 AM (1ZOkK)
Exactly.
*already laughing my ass off about this
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:04 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Pyrocles at May 26, 2016 11:04 AM (fVOPU)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2016 11:04 AM (r65B3)
F*ck 'em both.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:00 AM (1ZOkK)
The sad truth is, given enough time, there is some value in seeking reconciliation with allies and/or former enemies. It's even possible to word things in a way that starts to look like one is sorry for past events, without having to bend over and apologize.
This Scoamf, of course, is nowhere near able to pull off such a thing though.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2016 11:04 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 26, 2016 11:04 AM (rdTi6)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars
Sure it was fake...?
(Seriously, tailgaters, gah)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 11:05 AM (9krrF)
Saw the funniest damn thing on a truck the other day--fake claymore mine mounted over the trailer hitch.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 11:02 AM (kXoT0)
Oh lawdy, my son would most definitely put that on his truck. Right below the large, scary rifle sticker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:05 AM (1ZOkK)
Trump: Put That In Your Pipe and Smoke It
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 10:50 AM (Nwg0u)
I'm not sure that's a good move on Trump's part.
Unlike Hill, people seem to like Bernie. The usual Trump method of saddling someone with an insulting nickname and ridiculing him could really backfire here. Trump wants those Bernie idiots to vote for him out of disgust for Hill.
On the other hand, he could ask Bern to denounce the violence of so many Bernie disciples. That would be pretty good.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 11:05 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 11:00 AM (N1Wpo)
Yeah got a trojan democrat up my ass this AM....they can be particularly annoying.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 11:05 AM (g31NN)
The ones here are dine up to look like mice. It's pretty cute, but I can see your point about not wanting it driving up to my house.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2016 11:05 AM (GDulk)
Why would a U.S. president even go to Hiroshima? Do the Japanese want this?
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:03 AM (pC96u)
It's his usual: "We've got to apologize for everything" deal. I am wondering if he will visit Dresden next.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 11:05 AM (3ZoRf)
Tampons are a sign of submission to the patriarchal expectation that women comport with outmoded male expectations of hygiene, and are testament to corporatist leveraging of patriarchy inflicted on women to sell artificial plugs. Liberated women understand that free menstruation is liberation. Stop hating blood, hater.
Posted by: General Zod at May 26, 2016 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Blackflies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjLBXb1kgMo
[5 minute hand-drawn animation]
Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2016 11:06 AM (PLnZs)
I wonder how far Huma will follow Hillary in her lies and insanity.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 10:54 AM (pC96u)
----------------------------
She will follow her all the way to the White House, I think.
But if it were necessary, she would take the fall for Hillary, just as the Whitewater conspirators did. The Clintons are pretty good at picking key subordinates who are slavishly loyal.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 26, 2016 11:06 AM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 11:05 AM (3ZoRf)
Apologize for the British while he is at it? Sure why not
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 11:06 AM (g31NN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
A free-floating 'Cheetos and Weed Campus Libertarian' .
Nasty one too!
Posted by: Dr. Ray Stantz at May 26, 2016 11:07 AM (BH8wL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:08 AM (1ZOkK)
(Seriously, tailgaters, gah)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 11:05 AM (9krrF)
Yeah, it was fake. The truck was one of those big honking jobs driven by a retired Army guy...immaculately clean, dark green, etc.
You can buy the fake claymore thing on Amazon and it has Replica on it. http://tinyurl.com/gs98guo
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 11:08 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 10:45 AM (9krrF)
I like Iowahawk's take:
It's an artist's rendering of an Upper East Side 50-year old divorcees club's description of a hypothetical manly man.
Aaand we're done!
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 11:08 AM (N1Wpo)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 26, 2016 11:08 AM (s/EUv)
http://tinyurl.com/hzzm5jx
http://tinyurl.com/hdf42ks
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Couple of comments:
1) I'm not sure gas powered roller skates count as cool or manly.
2) Back in '59, Angie Dickinson was smoking hot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 11:10 AM (Nwg0u)
Apologize for the British while he is at it? Sure why not
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 11:06 AM (g31NN)
Nah. They're too white (or were, back in 1776).
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 11:10 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: General Zod
it's an HOMAGE!
Posted by: Melissa Harris-Perry-Uemployed at May 26, 2016 11:10 AM (BH8wL)
Posted by: iforgot
When Hillary is relegated to the trash heap of history. She will escape grey gardens to avoid a drunken, enraged Hillary whose political career is over.
Posted by: Cheri at May 26, 2016 11:10 AM (oiNtH)
Made by New Hampsire company.
Cannot legally be placed and displayed on vehicles in said state.
/begins throwing things
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 11:11 AM (9krrF)
Why would a U.S. president even go to Hiroshima? Do the Japanese want this?
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:03 AM (pC96u)
It's his usual: "We've got to apologize for everything" deal. I am wondering if he will visit Dresden next.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2016 11:05 AM (3ZoRf)
he would have apologized on the shores of Tripoli if Hillary hadn't fucked that up...
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at May 26, 2016 11:11 AM (12kBq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 11:11 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 26, 2016 11:11 AM (mf5HN)
pretty cute, but I can see your point about not wanting it driving up to
my house.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2016 11:05 AM (GDulk)
________________________________
Yep, little yellow mice, those are the ones. I imagine they've since moved to the New Beetle? They tried using Toyotas for a while I think as the old VW Bugs died off.
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 11:11 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 11:11 AM (g31NN)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars
Sure it was fake...?
(Seriously, tailgaters, gah)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
About $49.95 at USCavalry do com
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 11:12 AM (EdhH3)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:12 AM (/CXhS)
Heh. One of the big roller disco movies ended with a gas-powered skate chicken-run on a pier. I think it was Skatetown USA. The one with hot Marcia Brady, not Roller Boogie with the hot Linda Blair.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 26, 2016 11:12 AM (s/EUv)
I'm not sure that's a good move on Trump's part.
Unlike Hill, people seem to like Bernie. The usual Trump method of saddling someone with an insulting nickname and ridiculing him could really backfire here. Trump wants those Bernie idiots to vote for him out of disgust for Hill.
On the other hand, he could ask Bern to denounce the violence of so many Bernie disciples. That would be pretty good.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 11:05 AM (u0lmX)
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It would be interesting to see how Trump would handle "Crazy Bernie" in debate. But simply having it is such a blow to Hillary I'll accept it on that level.
But srsly, is it even going to happen? If I were a serious journalist I'd want no part of it.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:12 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: Adam Levine at May 26, 2016 11:12 AM (gwG9s)
The whole I can grow facial hair is a sign of being manly is neatly refuted by Mooch's mustache.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 11:12 AM (kXoT0)
It's only been a year since BB King died. What a mess! His crazy daughters claimed he was poisoned bc men pushing 90, who have diabetes, heart disease, and multiple strokes never die of natural causes. smh
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 11:13 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:12 AM (pC96u)
there are serious journalists?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 11:13 AM (g31NN)
I had to look it up, but the first stocking of brown trout (salmo trutta in the US was in 1883, several years after this polaroid was taken. Brown trout are a European fish which have been stocked around the world.
Rainbow trout (onchoryinchus mykiss, formerly salmo gardnieri, but that's a whole different controversy, really, rainbows belong in the salmo family) are a Pacific basin fish which has also been widely stocked.
The trout here then would have been brook trout (salvelinus fontinalis, "little salmon of the spring"), which are in fact a char and not a true trout.
Trout and salmon of the salmo family (such as the Atlantic salmon, salmo salar) have lighter skin with dark spots. Char have darker skin with lighter spots or mottling patterns.
A fall brook trout in spawning colors is the prettiest thing in the world.
http://bit.ly/1OPsmUV
Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at May 26, 2016 11:14 AM (1xUj/)
Made by New Hampsire company.
Cannot legally be placed and displayed on vehicles in said state.
/begins throwing things
New Hampshire state motto: "Live free or die"
Ok. Die motherfuckers!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 11:14 AM (EdhH3)
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So you're saying women need mouth tampons?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 11:14 AM (Nwg0u)
...enjoy your breakfast
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 26, 2016 11:15 AM (3f8gu)
In reading Lewis' Abolition of Man I was sort of surprised he didn't mean his line about "Men without chests" literally. This is a case where he missed the mark because I'm seeing a lot of (well, "chronologically adult males" I guess since *men* doesn't really describe them) who *literally* have no chests. A century ago it would have been assumed that they all were dying of consumption, they look so weedy.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2016 11:15 AM (GDulk)
I'm not sure that's a good move on Trump's part.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 11:05 AM (u0lmX)
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I dunno. It does draw extra attention to Hillary's refusal to debate. Both Trump and Bernie should be POUNDING her for that.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 26, 2016 11:15 AM (T/5A0)
there are serious journalists?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 11:13 AM (g31NN)
seriously dangerous
Posted by: Walter Duranty at May 26, 2016 11:15 AM (12kBq)
Wow, ya got to get up pretty early in the AM to get anything by Fredo. Top Men I tell ya!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 11:15 AM (g31NN)
hitches? That was a "thing" on some trucks around here for a while.
Truck Nutz. I like the Wiki page with all the different names.
http://tinyurl.com/qemvbg6
Bumper Bollocks. Heh.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2016 11:15 AM (/tuJf)
"Man" and "bun" should never belong in the same sentence.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 26, 2016 11:16 AM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Cheri at May 26, 2016 11:16 AM (oiNtH)
I wanna look up the "why" now... this has to be something stupid, you know it is.
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 11:16 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Cheri at May 26, 2016 11:16 AM (oiNtH)
Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 11:17 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 26, 2016 11:17 AM (u65Ml)
hitches? That was a "thing" on some trucks around here for a while.
Truck Nutz. I like the Wiki page with all the different names.
Have a set of blue balls for mine.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 11:17 AM (EdhH3)
a drunken, enraged Hillary whose political career is over.
Posted by: Cheri at May 26, 2016 11:10 AM (oiNtH)
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Oh yeah, that. I keep trying to imagine Hillary's post-politics life. If she doesn't go to jail, she'll be trapped in some mansion, incapable of showing herself in public, incapable of reading about the progress of a world not controlled by herself. I think "drunken, enraged" is 100% apt. The tell-all books will make Mommie Dearest look tame.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:18 AM (pC96u)
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Syphillis too? I thought he was acne pustules outreach.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 26, 2016 11:18 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 26, 2016 11:15 AM (T/5A0)
seriously people... that's an image I'm so trying to put in my past...
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at May 26, 2016 11:18 AM (12kBq)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 26, 2016 11:16 AM (s/EUv)
Yes, one of the very chic stores here in Tulsa runs a commercial showing a pretty girl and a skinny guy with a man bun in the store--with tag lines about their passionate love. Me, I always think to myself, "Well if they've been together long enough for their periods to sync up, that one week no one's doing any shopping."
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 11:19 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 26, 2016 11:19 AM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 26, 2016 11:20 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 26, 2016 11:15 AM (T/5A0)
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I say let's make this happen. I need to know Trump can hold his own against true opposition.
Posted by: Trump at May 26, 2016 11:20 AM (hdpay)
"Man" and "bun" should never belong in the same sentence.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
The man ate a honey bun.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2016 11:20 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: John McCain at May 26, 2016 11:21 AM (12kBq)
Manbuns are a an appropriation of Sikh culture.
Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 11:17 AM (7lVbc)
Manbuns are on the (long) list of prohibited items a guy can possess who wants to date my daughter.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 26, 2016 11:21 AM (jxbfJ)
She'll have a psychotic break and turn into some 50s grandma with no interest in politics whatsoever. Though her entering a berserk rage in the presence of hairpieces will, sadly, require her to be kept secluded.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 11:21 AM (9krrF)
Sigh, I wonder if we're going to be talking about the IG report any more today. I just can't get enough of it. Lurking the left all over the internet, can't get enough of it.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:21 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
The man ate a honey bun.
His honey, he was happy.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 11:21 AM (EdhH3)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 11:21 AM (kZVsz)
When the FAB crashes huma is gong to have to go back to the wiennie
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 11:11 AM (g31NN)
____________________________
I've got her wiennie right here....
Posted by: Carlos Danger at May 26, 2016 11:22 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 26, 2016 11:16 AM (s/EUv)
Yes, one of the very chic stores here in Tulsa runs a commercial
showing a pretty girl and a skinny guy with a man bun in the store--with
tag lines about their passionate love. Me, I always think to myself,
"Well if they've been together long enough for their periods to sync up,
that one week no one's doing any shopping."
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 11:19 AM (kXoT0)
Why, it's almost as if a culture which militantly feminizes male children, with a severe lack of adult male role models in their lives, has consequences.
Almost.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2016 11:23 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
The man ate a honey bun.
The man ate breakfast at the Bun Boy
(one for the west coast morons)
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 26, 2016 11:23 AM (12kBq)
Just about the stupidest thing since the mullet.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 26, 2016 11:23 AM (s/EUv)
Berniebots wont behave enough to allow a debate between Sanders and Trump.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 11:24 AM (iQIUe)
Wouldn't it be an appropriation of Han culture? Although they never seem to use the cool bun holders that you see in anime set in ancient China. Just think of the accessory value of a bun holder for male hair.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2016 11:24 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 11:25 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 11:25 AM (kZVsz)
sucks to be you, Mr. Taxpayer.
Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2016 11:25 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2016 11:25 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 26, 2016 11:25 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:18 AM (pC96u)
Don't forget the anxiety of her and Bill as the money spigot is suddenly, totally and permanently shut of because they are no longer in power to keep their pay to play scheme afloat.
Posted by: Trump at May 26, 2016 11:26 AM (hdpay)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 26, 2016 11:26 AM (s/EUv)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 11:17 AM (EdhH3)
_____________________________
Preach it brother...
Posted by: Carlos Danger at May 26, 2016 11:26 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 26, 2016 11:27 AM (12kBq)
I like Rush's name for her: Huma Danger.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 11:27 AM (N1Wpo)
Because that's what I assume will happen to Hillary! if she loses the nomination.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 11:27 AM (kZVsz)
So, they remade Species.
But without the hot blonde.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 26, 2016 11:20 AM (1ijHg)
Gah. You may be right.
I hope not.
That spectacular nekkid blonde was the only good part of that movie.
We, as a culture, need a definitive "nekkid showdown" poll between herald the glorious nekkid gal in "Life-force".
Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2016 11:27 AM (HGtd0)
Have a set of blue balls for mine.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 11:17 AM (EdhH3)
_____________________________
Preach it brother...
Posted by: Carlos Danger at May 26, 2016 11:26 AM (HSmrB)
Anybody want mine?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 26, 2016 11:28 AM (jxbfJ)
Lol, that would be good for middle-aged guys going bald in front anyway. Wonder if they could con *young* guys into shaving the fronts of their heads.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2016 11:28 AM (GDulk)
Jeesh. What's next, clip-on graying ladymullets for those gals who just wanna go lez on weekends?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 26, 2016 11:28 AM (s/EUv)
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:18 AM (pC96u)
****
I'm thinking more like 'Sunset Boulevard,' myself.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 11:28 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 11:29 AM (N1Wpo)
Oh yeah, that. I keep trying to imagine Hillary's post-politics life. If
she doesn't go to jail, she'll be trapped in some mansion, incapable of
showing herself in public, incapable of reading about the progress of a
world not controlled by herself.....
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:18 AM (pC96u)
****
I'm thinking more like 'Sunset Boulevard,' myself.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 11:28 AM (lutOX)
I'm hoping for Skid Row, actually.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at May 26, 2016 11:29 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:29 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 11:30 AM (N1Wpo)
bald in front anyway. Wonder if they could con *young* guys into shaving
the fronts of their heads. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2016 11:28 AM (GDulk)
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Taking the 'tonsure' for the 21st cent.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 26, 2016 11:30 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Captain Queeg at May 26, 2016 11:30 AM (12kBq)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 11:30 AM (JJev6)
I'm thinking more like 'Sunset Boulevard,' myself.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine[/i[
I am big. It's the government that got small.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 26, 2016 11:30 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 11:27 AM (N1Wpo)
I want to live long enough to see her exposed as a foreign agent.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2016 11:30 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2016 11:31 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 11:31 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:31 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 11:30 AM (JJev6)
And sister humping.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2016 11:31 AM (TOk1P)
She'll have a psychotic break and turn into some 50s grandma with no interest in politics whatsoever. Though her entering a berserk rage in the presence of hairpieces will, sadly, require her to be kept secluded.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 26, 2016 11:21 AM (9krrF)
The funny thing is that she has all that ill-gotten loot and yet I can't imagine her sitting around on a yacht enjoying her wealth.
Somehow (and I guess I get this just by the way she dresses), I don't think she craves money so she can indulge herself with sensual pleasures (that would be Billy Jeff) but solely because of the power it gives her.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 11:31 AM (u0lmX)
A haircut guaranteed to make you celibate?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2016 11:31 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 26, 2016 11:32 AM (BH8wL)
Ahh, like I use "golfing" as cover for "being alone in a locker room with naked men"!
Posted by: Barack H(omo) Obama at May 26, 2016 11:32 AM (KUTP5)
Posted by: IC at May 26, 2016 11:32 AM (a0IVu)
Make. It. Stop.
http://tinyurl.com/hquzek6
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:29
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Hah!
This is priceless.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 26, 2016 11:32 AM (T/5A0)
Anybody want mine?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 26, 2016 11:28 AM (jxbfJ)
_________________________
I could use some fore skin if you're not gonna need it....
Posted by: Carlos Danger at May 26, 2016 11:32 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 11:27 AM (N1Wpo)
I want to live long enough to see her exposed as a foreign agent.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2016 11:30 AM (TOk1P)
I exposed myself to her once... She had me back in the gimp suit in 25 seconds
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 26, 2016 11:33 AM (12kBq)
Posted by: Hillary "Butch" Clinton at May 26, 2016 11:34 AM (22uju)
Posted by: NCKate at May 26, 2016 11:34 AM (IZFV4)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 11:34 AM (u0lmX)
That will be Hillary!.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 11:35 AM (kZVsz)
Many regions only have 1% of the water they used to have in reservoirs.....
There is almost no news of this in the states....
Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2016 11:35 AM (Smc8E)
http://tinyurl.com/hquzek6
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:29 AM (/CXhS)
Looks like a gheyer version of Kevin Costner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:35 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 26, 2016 11:35 AM (BH8wL)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2016 11:35 AM (GDulk)
That will be Hillary!.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 11:35 AM (kZVsz)
Norma Desmond?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 11:35 AM (kXoT0)
Thanks for asking.
Yes, we made it. The tornado started turning to the south, so no longer CBDR. Then it died out after the sun went down, after being on the ground for over an hour and a half. The storm had a lot of power, and I could see the top of the thunderhead from 40 miles away.
Straight line winds of 70 mph were also to the south. And a good thing, with our roof weakened with golf-ball sized hail from a thunderstorm three weeks ago.
What was most interesting to me was my wife's safe room go-bag contents. How long did she think we were going to be trapped?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2016 11:36 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:35 AM (1ZOkK)
Wondering if that person is famous??
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:36 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:36 AM (1ZOkK)
... Read 'em, didn't watch 'em. If JRR Tolkein, Martha Stewart, Anthony Bourdain, and Hugh Hefner got together - the resulting book would be alot like Game of Thrones.
Let me take out the passages on food, clothes, and heraldry ... and I'm pretty sure I can cut the text by half.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2016 11:37 AM (Z+1Ng)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 11:37 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 26, 2016 11:35 AM (kXoT0)
***
"she was the greatest. you wouldn't know - you're too young." - Max
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 11:37 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 11:37 AM (kZVsz)
It would be interesting to see how Trump would handle "Crazy Bernie" in debate. But simply having it is such a blow to Hillary I'll accept it on that level.
But srsly, is it even going to happen? If I were a serious journalist I'd want no part of it.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:12 AM (pC96u)
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Okay, never mind. Trump is now saying it was a joke. As far as I'm concerned, he pwned the hell out of Bernie and Hillary both, plus all their supporters.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:38 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 11:27 AM (kZVsz)
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Yeah, it was Mrs. D. But in fairness to her, she was downing everything from Valu-Rite to vanilla extract long BEFORE he lost. I mean, it's not like she was a sore loser.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 26, 2016 11:38 AM (T/5A0)
women comport with outmoded male expectations of hygiene, and are
testament to corporatist leveraging of patriarchy inflicted on women to
sell artificial plugs.
So they're saying that government subsidized tampons would be a bad thing, then - perpetuating the patriarchy and whatnot?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 11:38 AM (NOIQH)
Trump: Put That In Your Pipe and Smoke It
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 10:50 AM (Nwg0u)
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This is Trump we're talking about. He's already backing out of the debate.
Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 11:38 AM (mFkVC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 11:38 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 11:38 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: person at May 26, 2016 11:38 AM (mFkVC)
Quite a hardon you got there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2016 11:39 AM (g31NN)
Just read an article about the heat wave in India.
It's because Americans aren't paying carbon taxes.
Posted by: Bill Nye the annoying guy at May 26, 2016 11:39 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 26, 2016 11:38 AM (T/5A
I heard she was eating the dirt under the bleachers at Fenway.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 11:39 AM (7HtZB)
Absolute worst millennial fashion disaster:
ear gauges.
THIS. We have a friend who used to be a regular on Fox and Friends on Saturdays. Good looking family. The last two Christmases, their 20-something son has sported those things in the family card. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:39 AM (1ZOkK)
Thanks for asking.
Yes, we made it. The tornado started turning to the south, so no longer CBDR. Then it died out after the sun went down, after being on the ground for over an hour and a half. The storm had a lot of power, and I could see the top of the thunderhead from 40 miles away.
Straight line winds of 70 mph were also to the south. And a good thing, with our roof weakened with golf-ball sized hail from a thunderstorm three weeks ago.
What was most interesting to me was my wife's safe room go-bag contents. How long did she think we were going to be trapped?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2016 11:36 AM (u82oZ)
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Glad to hear it, Salty!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 11:39 AM (iQIUe)
Apparently hipster douche can be found on shutterstock using the search term "Tattooed Brutal Man"
http://tinyurl.com/zhx8hcr
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:41 AM (/CXhS)
It's a Giant Right Wing Tax Conspiracy, I tell ya!! No one wants to pay unnecessary taxes! Those traitors!
http://tinyurl.com/ztsnxs5
Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2016 11:41 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 11:41 AM (Nwg0u)
Step 1: Sneak up behind target.
Step 2: Insert Master lock through ear gauge
Step 3: Engage lock
Step 4: Walk away, whistling innocently
Posted by: Mortimer at May 26, 2016 11:41 AM (BH8wL)
and which of you ettes is this?
http://tinyurl.com/jsujo74
Its gotta be one of you, or a daughter
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 11:41 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 11:41 AM (qCMvj)
Don't forget the anxiety of her and Bill as the money spigot is suddenly, totally and permanently shut of because they are no longer in power to keep their pay to play scheme afloat.
Posted by: Trump at May 26, 2016 11:26 AM (hdpay)
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My god, that's right. If the Foundation is dismantled on top of that, she might not even get to roam around a mansion. She might have to live in Marc and Chelsea's MIL unit.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:41 AM (pC96u)
Absolute worst millennial fashion disaster:
ear gauges.
THIS. We have a friend who used to be a regular on Fox and Friends on Saturdays. Good looking family. The last two Christmases, their 20-something son has sported those things in the family card. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:39 AM (1ZOkK)
I went to the air show at McGuire/Ft. Dix a few weeks ago. I didn't see one hair bun, no people with Crayola-dyed hair, and only a couple of gauges. It was like paradise.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 11:42 AM (7HtZB)
ear gauges.
A close second in the nose rings hanging between the nostrils like they're a prized bull. How could anyone thing that is attractive?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 11:42 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 11:38 AM (7HtZB)
I blame the Red Sox, who all grew scraggly beards a few years ago when they won the WS. Now every mlb team has its' collection of hideous beards, although nobody's beard approaches the sheer ugliness of the Brian Wilson look.
Once upon a time, ballplayers were so cleancut they regularly did Gillette razor ads. Let's return to those days. Or at least, trim and groom the damn things.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 11:42 AM (u0lmX)
I like Rush's name for her: Huma Danger.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2016 11:27 AM (N1Wpo)
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Hilarious!
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:42 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:36 AM (1ZOkK)
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So.....that would be why he didn't stomp on this thread after 30 min?
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 11:43 AM (aQQbl)
Just read an article about the heat wave in India.
It's because Americans aren't paying carbon taxes.
Posted by: Bill Nye the annoying guy at May 26, 2016 11:39 AM (k4M/B)
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And probably because of Climate Criminals like Mark Steyn, Freeman Dyson and Richard Lindzen.
Burn them!
Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2016 11:43 AM (/m8T6)
I heard she was eating the dirt under the bleachers at Fenway.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 11:39 AM
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Hey, everybody has a hobby!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 26, 2016 11:43 AM (T/5A0)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2016 11:43 AM (Z+1Ng)
ear gauges.
-
Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 11:44 AM (Nwg0u)
Those things get caught on stuff surprisingly easily; and having two pieces of flappy skin hanging off your head is not an attractive look.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 11:44 AM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 11:42 AM (NOIQH)
To say nothing of the fact that they have to put their fingers in their noses to put the thing on.
Very hygienic. Just the person I want handling my food and drink.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 11:44 AM (u0lmX)
Bloodlines is returning this weekend. Even if you didnt like the story, the location, the Florida Keys, was great. That alone makes it worth watching.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 11:45 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:36 AM (1ZOkK)
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So.....that would be why he didn't stomp on this thread after 30 min?
Posted by: IP at May 26, 2016 11:43 AM (aQQbl)
he said only for yesterday
he hasn't been on today (11 hours ago, I think
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 26, 2016 11:45 AM (qCMvj)
http://tinyurl.com/ztsnxs5
Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2016 11:41 AM (/m8T6)
Levin the other night played Liawatha's outrage sputtering about Trump saying he would buy up real estate low if the bubble burst and make money. Then he began reading a list of foreclosures that Liawatha and her family bought, one after another, and flipped for profit back in the 90's. Some were sold at 300% increase.
Liawatha was also lividly screeching about Trump wanting to eliminate Dodd Frank as it is killing banks(especially small ones). Levin was actually quite happy about that , giving 100% approval of Trump's statement. Considering Levin has NOT been a Trump supporter and has been a heavy critic, that is quite high praise.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2016 11:45 AM (Smc8E)
http://tinyurl.com/zhx8hcr
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:41 AM (/CXhS)
We HAVE to have a thread about this idiocy. Especially after the tense Trump threads yesterday.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:45 AM (1ZOkK)
As reported by the #NeverTrump Homeworld of Red State:
BREAKING: Donald Trump Officially Clinches Republican Nomination
By: Leon "Snapp'n Turtle" Wolf
Well, this just makes official what we all knew would be true: the AP is reporting that according to their count, Donald Trump now has 1,238 delegates, one more than the 1,237 he needed to clinch the nomination.
If you close your eyes and listen, you can hear his tears hitting his keyboard.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 26, 2016 11:45 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 11:46 AM (Nwg0u)
I read an article somewhere a while back in which the special snowflakes were bemoaning the cost of surgery to remedy their poor choice once they figured out that the damn things made them unemployable.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 26, 2016 11:47 AM (GUBah)
A close second in the nose rings hanging between the nostrils like they're a prized bull. How could anyone thing that is attractive?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 11:42 AM (NOIQH)
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Until you get real close, all nose rings look like dangling snot.
Except for the studs, which look like zits.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 26, 2016 11:47 AM (T/5A0)
Those things get caught on stuff surprisingly easily; and having two pieces of flappy skin hanging off your head is not an attractive look.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 11:44 AM (kZVsz)
Nursing homes are going to be weird places in 50 years.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2016 11:47 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:47 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2016 11:48 AM (GDulk)
Saw that. Was wondering if there was going to be a season 2.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 11:48 AM (EdhH3)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 11:42 AM (u0lmX)
I can't watch baseball anymore due to the scratch balls, then spit and spit and spit,, dribble down the disgusting beard, then spit in the dughouse, etc.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2016 11:49 AM (Smc8E)
The funny thing is that she has all that ill-gotten loot and yet I can't imagine her sitting around on a yacht enjoying her wealth.
Somehow (and I guess I get this just by the way she dresses), I don't think she craves money so she can indulge herself with sensual pleasures (that would be Billy Jeff) but solely because of the power it gives her.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 11:31 AM (u0lmX)
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I've wondered about what joy she actually has in life and the world. Would she love a beautiful beach, a really nice martini lounge, a night at the Italian opera? I think of drinking at the level she probably does (and definitely will) as a spurning of those pleasures. The truly avaricious are never happy or satisfied.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:49 AM (pC96u)
easily; and having two pieces of flappy skin hanging off your head is
not an attractive look.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 26, 2016 11:44 AM (kZVsz)
Related, you now know why I chopped off that one piece of flappy skin hanging.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 26, 2016 11:49 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 26, 2016 11:49 AM (BH8wL)
Yeah, I just can't hold a coherent conversation with someone wearing gauges because I'm always looking *through* their ears and it's distracting as hell.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2016 11:50 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2016 11:52 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2016 11:49 AM (Smc8E)
The spitting and ball scratching are not new. I believe those are hallowed baseball traditions
I dunno, I don't even notice that stuff anymore. I assume it's confined to the field and Derek Jeter isn't going into, say, Manhattan restaurants spitting all over the floor and tugging at his crotch.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 26, 2016 11:53 AM (u0lmX)
He started this #AreYouManEnoughForHillary nonsense back in March.
http://tinyurl.com/h8yxeqy
And here I give you the epitome of manliness...Mr. Craig Robert Young
http://tinyurl.com/z346dh6
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:56 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 26, 2016 11:57 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2016 11:43 AM (Z+1Ng)
Yep. Quite the dilemma for Obama. He hates the Clintons and if Hillary wins, the Clintons are back in power and CGI is more powerful and corrupt then ever.
On the other hand, if sinks Hillary with an indictment, letting Trump win, his legacy is blown to hell but remains defacto leader of the party and starts reeling some of that "Charitable Donation" cash with his own foundation. Because, let's face it, Barry is a grifter just like the Clintons.
Posted by: WisRich at May 26, 2016 11:58 AM (hdpay)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2016 11:48 AM (EdhH3)
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There is, starting tomorrow.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 12:01 PM (iQIUe)
Shipboard euphemism for the shitter backed up, and turds are sloshing back and forth on the rocking deck, awash in sewage water.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2016 12:01 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: JTB at May 26, 2016 12:12 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 26, 2016 01:08 PM (Kucy5)
Downstairs, before we left, the head of the hospital, an Israeli named
Audrey, was showing me the children's waiting room. I couldn't help but
notice, all around, an Arab woman with her son, an Arab family over
there checking in, Arab children playing with the toys while waiting.
The doctor saw the look on my face and laughed. "Oh, yes, we treat
everyone." I guess I was astonished.
She just shrugged. "We're Jews.
This is how we live. It's also for the future. They're not going
anywhere, and we're not going anywhere. There will eventually be peace.
There has to be."
When? A month? A year? A hundred years? More? She
didn't know. I had to say it. You're incredible. You take everyone, you
treat everyone, no one goes first, no one goes last, you just go in
order of who needs help. That's, like, Mother Teresa stuff. "We're not
saints, we're just doing our jobs. It's not easy, I admit. And it gets
hard when they cheer when the bodies are brought in."
http://www.weeklystandard.com/ it-gets-hard-when-they-cheer/ article/ 2855
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2016 10:42 AM (NOIQH)"
Permit me to suggest a modest proposal that makes a modification to this situation. I don't know how many generations there have been since the the birth of Israel but I think that there have been enough to refute the belief that "There will eventually be peace.
There has to be." However, I believe that modifying another part of the statement, "They're not going
anywhere, and we're not going anywhere." might result in a happier outcome.
Arab culture is remarkably durable at maintaining grudges and hatred over centuries and it is remarkably impervious to "Mother Teresa stuff". It is also a very family and clan oriented culture and places a higher value on honor than on life. However, family seems to rank higher than personal honor in their hierarchy of priorities.
The Israelis seem to understand this in that they have bulldozed the houses of people caught doing terrorist acts to punish the families and provide incentive to refrain from honor boosting terrorism. The thing is that this seems to have a limited effect. I believe that it would be a lot more effective to deport the families of terrorists. The worse the terrorist acts, the more family members and extended family members are deported. This would require a census of the Palestinian population that would rival the genealogy database the Mormons keep. It should include face pictures for facial recognition, fingerprints and DNA to help establish family links. When deportation orders are issued, the people who are easily located can be picked up and deported. Every interaction with the authorities or passage in front of a CCTV camera is another opportunity to pick up people on the deportation list and send them out of the country.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 26, 2016 01:18 PM (QHgTq)
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