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Kanye West: Like Picasso, Steve Jobs, or Walt Disney, I Have Ideas That Could Save Humanity's Existence if Someone Would Just Give Me the Money to Fund My Crazy Ideas

Apparently what kicked this rant off was a question about the time he asked Mark Zuckerberg, via twitter, for $53 million with which he could, I don't know, start the Zoolander Academy for Kids Who Don't Read Good or whatever.

Then it got intensely weird.

Posted by: Ace at 05:44 PM




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1 1st?

Posted by: Egyptian Air at May 20, 2016 05:45 PM (3wHFl)

2
Y'know, the idea of Kanye running as a Democrat is more appealing day by day considering the rest of that party.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 05:45 PM (p4UlV)

3 He has threatened to run for president, and I'm praying he will.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 05:47 PM (1ZOkK)

4 The tiny rapper has small mans disease.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 20, 2016 05:47 PM (egOGm)

5 Hmmm, who would've guessed that Kanye was a dumb stupid bastard?

Posted by: Zhytamyr at May 20, 2016 05:47 PM (91nzM)

6

he should stick to music

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 20, 2016 05:47 PM (qCMvj)

7 3 He has threatened to run for president, and I'm praying he will.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 05:47 PM (1ZOkK)

In 2020.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 05:48 PM (p4UlV)

8 You marry into that family, the crazy gets you eventually.

Posted by: IC at May 20, 2016 05:48 PM (a0IVu)

9 That's Kayne Dunning Kruger West.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2016 05:48 PM (JO9+V)

10 6 he should stick to music
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 20, 2016 05:47 PM (qCMvj)

Why start now?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 05:48 PM (p4UlV)

11 Kim Kardasian has a huge ass. And her butt is big too.

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2016 05:50 PM (eX9WB)

12 He's trying out his "Stump"'speech.

Pretty short, I think.

Posted by: Christina Aguilara's Boobs at May 20, 2016 05:50 PM (qX6Q9)

13 4
The tiny rapper has small mans disease.


His hands, unlike mine, are not yuuuge.

Sad.

Posted by: Teh Donald at May 20, 2016 05:51 PM (UJnUq)

14 No Fishstick jokes yet?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 05:51 PM (OxUnq)

15 Why start now?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 05:48 PM (p4UlV)


I did like Late Registration. Some of it was crude in topic and lyrics, unfortunately, but some of it was done so well musically.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 20, 2016 05:51 PM (qCMvj)

16 And the trained seals in the audience go wild.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 05:51 PM (1ZOkK)

17 How do you say "Shit for brains" in Ebonic?

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2016 05:52 PM (eX9WB)

18 I suspect he was crazy before he got married to that family. I think its not so much that Kardashians drive people nuts as only a lunatic would be closely associated with them to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2016 05:52 PM (39g3+)

19 Homey caught some tenacious shit when he stuck his junk in that Kardashian thang.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2016 05:52 PM (f40FU)

20 17 How do you say "Shit for brains" in Ebonic?
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2016 05:52 PM (eX9WB)

Snoop Dog.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 05:52 PM (p4UlV)

21 Dear Kanye,

Has it occurred to you that we *don't want to be saved*?
Why do you assume we need help, yours or anyone else's?

Regards,
Humanity

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2016 05:52 PM (NOIQH)

22 It cracks me up how bad Ellen wants to be the next Oprah, but instead she's just lesbian Sally Jessy Rafael.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2016 05:52 PM (39g3+)

23
All these people are wannabe dictators.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 05:53 PM (+YvQf)

24 Wow. That Purple Drank must be some strong shit.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 05:53 PM (OxUnq)

25 He keeps saying we're all here for "100 years." Is that in dog years?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 05:53 PM (1ZOkK)

26 What about Kim's money? She's got it coming out her ass, literally.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2016 05:53 PM (HgMAr)

27 Imagine the deep conversations this retard and hid moron wife have

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2016 05:53 PM (6Ll1u)

28 Everyone knows "rappers" have a direct link to the truth through their "great" songs and lyrics.


Posted by: The Hilliabeast, duck they are shooting at us at May 20, 2016 05:53 PM (jJRIy)

29 What about Kim's money?

Even she's not dumb enough to invest in that jackwagon.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2016 05:54 PM (39g3+)

30 This dude as President?

So, if I have this correct:

We would then have President Kanye West, who was preceded by Kenya's Worst?

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 20, 2016 05:54 PM (UJnUq)

31 This was just on one of the news shows and I didn't understand what he was talking about or why they were showing it.

So I watched it again just now, because clearly it's important.

I don't understand what he's talking about or why it's important.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2016 05:54 PM (1xUj/)

32 Kanye has Crazy Brother face.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 05:54 PM (qUNWi)

33 Kanye West once auditioned for One Direction.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 20, 2016 05:54 PM (NeFrd)

34
These people aren't insane, they are maniacal.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 05:54 PM (+YvQf)

35 They turned him down in favor of Ollie North.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 20, 2016 05:54 PM (NeFrd)

36 Hmmm. Has Trump picked a VP yet?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2016 05:54 PM (T/5A0)

37 24
Wow. That Purple Drank must be some strong shit.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2016 05:53 PM (OxUnq)

Yeah it is!

Posted by: Obama's dead son at May 20, 2016 05:54 PM (jJRIy)

38 My favorite Kanyeism is "George Bush hates black people!!!!!"

That was Kanye wasn't it? I have trouble keeping up with teh rappers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 05:55 PM (1ZOkK)

39
And the trained seals in the audience go wild.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


All those TV shows have hooting apes for audiences.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 05:55 PM (k4M/B)

40
Didn't he also lose a bunch of money on a clothing line that had stuff like $500 ripped jeans? Sure, I'll invest.

Posted by: iforgot at May 20, 2016 05:55 PM (d+knu)

41 Deep thoughts, man.

Posted by: Willie Shakespeare at May 20, 2016 05:55 PM (JO9+V)

42 And they have the Vote?

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2016 05:56 PM (Ozsfq)

43 he wanted that money to pay his taxes. Also, Kanye is a sad case of what happens when you ride Common's dick so hard

Posted by: the dude at May 20, 2016 05:56 PM (SyKbw)

44 Has Trump picked a VP yet?

There's not enough room for that much ego in one presidential ticket

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2016 05:56 PM (39g3+)

45 I thought PCP went out of style.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2016 05:56 PM (HgMAr)

46 Wasn't he filthy rich at some point? Why doesn't he spend some of his own money?

Oh right, he blew it all on shit investments and mega mansions.

Posted by: Gaff at May 20, 2016 05:56 PM (0YV0o)

47 Kim Kardasian has a huge ass. And her butt is big too.

Kim Kardashian and her huge ass walk into a bar....

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 05:56 PM (qUNWi)

48 And they have the Vote?

Who's they, morons? Kardashians? Entertainers?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2016 05:56 PM (39g3+)

49 And he likened himself to Jesus, or Yesus - wasn't that the name of his album? He certainly has delusions of self grandeur, but Hollywood would do that to you.

Posted by: IC at May 20, 2016 05:56 PM (a0IVu)

50 >>My favorite Kanyeism is "George Bush hates black people!!!!!"


Oh, yes! While a flummoxed Mike Meyers stood and stared at him.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2016 05:57 PM (NOIQH)

51 40


Didn't he also lose a bunch of money on a clothing line that had stuff like $500 ripped jeans? Sure, I'll invest.

Posted by: iforgot at May 20, 2016 05:55 PM (d+knu)


Like those jeans he's wearing in the video? Hell, I won't even donate clothing to Goodwill if something has a frayed hem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 05:57 PM (1ZOkK)

52 I've seen worse

Posted by: Tom Cruise on the Couch at May 20, 2016 05:57 PM (0LHZx)

53 How do you say "Shit for brains" in Ebonic?


Oh FFS.


(a) No one has talked about Ebonics since the 1990s;

(ii) Kanye does not speak in a negro dialect.


I hate it when people toss racism into what's just stupid.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2016 05:57 PM (1xUj/)

54
Re: sonic booms being outlawed and slowing down air travel.

The Left is now trying to push the idea of noise pollution in the open sea!

Discovery just aired a bullshit tv show called "Sonic Sea" about how man-made noise is jeopardizing the "fragile [undersea] world."

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 05:57 PM (+YvQf)

55 And they have the Vote?

Who's they, morons? Kardashians? Entertainers?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2016 05:56 PM (39g3+)

People like Kanye West, yeah the kardashians

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2016 05:57 PM (Ozsfq)

56
Supposedly, Ellen was pissed off at him going off on a rant.

That F*cking Lunatic

http://goo.gl/AFzpgg

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 05:57 PM (iQIUe)

57 From an earlier thread:

"Oh squeeze me this is awesome."

Is that some kind of ewok pickup line?

Does it work?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Blano at May 20, 2016 05:58 PM (lbcdD)

58 Let's see your sketch book of ideas.

Posted by: Michelangelo at May 20, 2016 05:58 PM (JO9+V)

59 Another year or two and he will be totally crosseyed.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2016 05:58 PM (HgMAr)

60 Be sure to tune in next week to Ellen when Kanye tackles the subtleties of the Higgs Field.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2016 05:58 PM (f40FU)

61 Kanye's job ought to be telling the trash trucks how much longer they have to go when they're backing up at the dump.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2016 05:58 PM (YFFpo)

62
Greenhouse gasses wasn't enough bullshit. Now we have the fishbowl effect, or whatever they're calling it.

The conclusion is: Man is destroying the entire planet.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 05:58 PM (+YvQf)

63 Compared to Method Man, he is the epitome of sanity. If ODB was not unfortunately dead, he would show what batshit crazy was. And wasn't there a rapper who sawed his dick off and jumped out a window?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 20, 2016 05:58 PM (U6ExD)

64
Supposedly, Ellen was pissed off at him going off on a rant.

That F*cking Lunatic

http://goo.gl/AFzpgg
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 05:57 PM (iQIUe)
----------------------

Unexpectedly.

Posted by: iforgot at May 20, 2016 05:59 PM (d+knu)

65 And they have the Vote?


They?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2016 05:59 PM (1xUj/)

66 Just think. He and Kim are raising a couple of kids together. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 05:59 PM (1ZOkK)

67 Kanye's Purpa Drank!

It's got electrolytes and shit!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 05:59 PM (4ErVI)

68
Didn't he also lose a bunch of money on a clothing line that had stuff like $500 ripped jeans? Sure, I'll invest.

Posted by: iforgot at May 20, 2016 05:55 PM (d+knu)

Like those jeans he's wearing in the video? Hell, I won't even donate clothing to Goodwill if something has a frayed hem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 05:57 PM (1ZOkK)

___
HAHA!!

My wife bought a paid of these designer jeans with holes in them recently. My daughter sees them and says mommy, I think you need to return these to the store, someone put a bunch of holes in them.

Probably $250 jeans (I say probably since I stopped asking).

Posted by: Tom Cruise on the Couch at May 20, 2016 06:00 PM (0LHZx)

69 Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and Zuckerberg are all tech 'giants' who succeeded primarily by being devious shits while better men around them did the actual creation.

Kanye West is a low-grade moron in a field where that's a plus.

Posted by: NPRPBS at May 20, 2016 06:00 PM (SEFXb)

70
Supposedly, Ellen was pissed off at him going off on a rant.

I call bullshit. Unless she wanted Kenny West to embarrass himself, his rant could've been edited out.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 06:00 PM (+YvQf)

71 Ellen has a look on her face like, "I've had friends who sounded like this in the final stages of AIDS."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 06:00 PM (4ErVI)

72 Fucking Tom Sock GRRRR

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 20, 2016 06:00 PM (0LHZx)

73 So...what would you all say if we went to Insty's place.

And there, right there....right on the front page ,

you read the words: SCOAMF WATCH.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2016 06:00 PM (ptqRm)

74

Picasso was actually a good choice for him.

abstract
and Picasso became a communist in his later years

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 20, 2016 06:00 PM (qCMvj)

75 And wasn't there a rapper who sawed his dick off and jumped out a window?





Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 20, 2016 05:58 PM (U6ExD)



That's not true. Is it???!!???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 06:00 PM (1ZOkK)

76 Kanye is very articulate for an idiot.

Posted by: huerfano at May 20, 2016 06:01 PM (NSb9d)

77 Kanye is so brilliant that if he gets sick the scientists will have to shrink down a submarine with Raquel Welch in it and inject it directly into his bloodstream to save him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2016 06:01 PM (8ZskC)

78 Is he still married to a Karadshian?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 20, 2016 06:01 PM (0LHZx)

79
The clothes he designs are so awful. I dont know who would buy them. I see people wearing his $1000 sneakers tho I think they may be freebies. Of course, he's over $50 mil in the red for his design business. But he is worth over a 100 mil so all is good.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 06:01 PM (iQIUe)

80 At least he didn't jump up and down on the couch.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at May 20, 2016 06:01 PM (8ZskC)

81 "Kim Kardashian and her huge ass walk into a bar...."


Poor Kim's always the butt of jokes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2016 06:02 PM (LA7Cm)

82
Kim Kardasian has a huge ass. And her butt is big too.

Kim Kardashian and her huge ass walk into a bar....
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 05:56 PM (qUNWi)
......................

Bartender says: "Hey get out! We've got plenty of gravity in here!"

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2016 06:02 PM (HgMAr)

83
Like those jeans he's wearing in the video? Hell, I won't even donate clothing to Goodwill if something has a frayed hem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 05:57 PM (1ZOkK)
------------------

Here ya go:

Can people really tell the difference between Kanye West's fashion line and a Goodwill outfit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txq-VA-7CJw

Posted by: iforgot at May 20, 2016 06:02 PM (d+knu)

84 He's a slightly "slower" Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 06:02 PM (1ZOkK)

85 75 And wasn't there a rapper who sawed his dick off and jumped out a window?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 20, 2016 05:58 PM (U6ExD)


That's not true. Is it???!!???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 06:00 PM (1ZOkK)



MC Van GOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 06:02 PM (p4UlV)

86
Greenhouse gasses wasn't enough bullshit. Now we have the fishbowl effect, or whatever they're calling it.
The conclusion is: Man is destroying the entire planet.
Posted by: Mister Magoo


We will all have to revert to a pre-industrial existence.
All except the elite overlords, of course.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 06:03 PM (k4M/B)

87 Another rara avis bored by his day job.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2016 06:03 PM (f40FU)

88 I told the brother that screwing white girls would fck him up.


Did he listen? Nooooo

Posted by: Tiger at May 20, 2016 06:03 PM (jJRIy)

89
Kanye, to me anyway, is much more palatable than that Sean Puffy Wheat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 06:03 PM (p4UlV)

90
We're going to be in rowboats soon.
Like the slaves who rowed across the seas.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 06:03 PM (+YvQf)

91 Sounds like he might need to be on meds and/or have therapy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2016 06:04 PM (w4NZ8)

92 That's not true. Is it???!!???

Well if its not true, it ought to be

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2016 06:04 PM (39g3+)

93 "Another year or two and he will be totally crosseyed."

No kidding.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2016 06:04 PM (LA7Cm)

94 I once gave Kanye a parking ticket near the suicide prevention center in Fargo. He said he was waiting on a friend!

Posted by: Marge from Fargo at May 20, 2016 06:04 PM (kKWNP)

95
Here ya go:



Can people really tell the difference between Kanye West's fashion line and a Goodwill outfit?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txq-VA-7CJw




Heh. The Goodwill stuff looks just like Kanye's "fashion line."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 06:05 PM (1ZOkK)

96 Was he like this before he started going all Kardashian?


Cause that K-shit will fcuk a person up.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2016 06:05 PM (ptqRm)

97 MC Van GOOOOOOOOO!


****


His legal name was Rod Short

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 20, 2016 06:05 PM (NeFrd)

98 Puffa Puffa Rice is my favorite rapper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 06:05 PM (k4M/B)

99 Kayne has those vacant eyes of every nut job and coo-coo bird I have had the unfortunate pleasure of having met in my life.

The pressure of being a fraud entertainer must be getting to his pea brain.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2016 06:05 PM (ej1L0)

100
I call bullshit. Unless she wanted Kenny West to embarrass himself, his rant could've been edited out.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 06:00 PM (+YvQf)

============
How do you edit out every stupid thing he says without nixing his entire appearance? Plus, there was a stage audience. She wants funny, upbeat banter - not narcissistic b.s.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 06:06 PM (iQIUe)

101 97 His legal name was Rod Short
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 20, 2016 06:05 PM (NeFrd)

Clippy Bitecherkokoff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 06:06 PM (p4UlV)

102 bi polar
crazier than a loon
I'm acting like a goon
today
Rap song maker
You heart breaker
Wherever you're goin'
I'm getting out of the way
Two grifters
Off to rule the world
There's such a lot of world
To pee
We're after the same
Rainbow's end
going round the bend
My huckleberry friend
Loon River
and me

Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 06:06 PM (zOTsN)

103 His legal name was Rod Short


Richard Stubb.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2016 06:06 PM (8ZskC)

104

TGIF!

Have a fun weekend all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 20, 2016 06:06 PM (qCMvj)

105
His business prospectus in tweets:

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/02/kanye-west-53-million-dollar-debt-explained

Posted by: iforgot at May 20, 2016 06:06 PM (d+knu)

106 Ellen had the look of someone stuck in an elevator with a smelly, crazy hobo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 06:06 PM (1ZOkK)

107

off his meds

Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 06:06 PM (zOTsN)

108 People I know who go to thrift shops (and I go for kids clothes-teens grow so quickly) can find some nice stuff there. They don't have ripped jeans, that I have seen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2016 06:07 PM (w4NZ8)

109 Some rapper that hung with Wu Tang. Wu Tang has a whole other level of craziness.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 20, 2016 06:07 PM (U6ExD)

110 off topic, an interesting story, from the Scottish Sun:


PROSTITUTES were forced to march NAKED through a city centre with
their clients after police raided an illegal brothel in the middle of
the night.
The girls were filmed sobbing as they walked the streets before being bundled into police cars in St Petersburg, Russia.
http://tinyurl.com/zawjvj2

my question: are brothels in St Pete illegal, or just this one? some pics although none really NSFW

Posted by: Satan, taking a break at May 20, 2016 06:07 PM (qSIlh)

111 Picasso is dead. Steve Jobs is dead. Walt Disney is dead. Name somebody living that you can name in the same breath as them.

That's an easy one. Trump! He has great creativity.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 20, 2016 06:07 PM (R+30W)

112

imagine having sex and babies with that crazy person

Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 06:08 PM (zOTsN)

113 Chuck Johnson

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 20, 2016 06:08 PM (NeFrd)

114 Can people really tell the difference between Kanye West's fashion line and a Goodwill outfit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txq-VA-7CJw


___

Yeah but you could do that with pretty much any designer.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 20, 2016 06:08 PM (0LHZx)

115 "I'm sorry for the realness." And then they applauded because he finally shut up. Yeesh! (not Yeezy)

Posted by: sinalco at May 20, 2016 06:08 PM (yODqO)

116 TGIF!

Have a fun weekend all.



Wait. There's gong to be a chess thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2016 06:08 PM (8ZskC)

117 Hey, being a lunatic on a talk show never hurts your career. Trust me.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at May 20, 2016 06:08 PM (39g3+)

118
Believe it or not, Kanye has an apartment across the street from me. Has loud parties during the summer but at least it's palatable R&B and not that subhuman rap shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 06:08 PM (p4UlV)

119 It's heartening to see that Kim Kardashian didn't settle for anything less than yeezy.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2016 06:08 PM (f40FU)

120 Them syphilis spirochetes sure do a number on the brain.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2016 06:08 PM (JO9+V)

121 Lissen, Imma let you finish---but TOM CRUISE had the greatest deranged rant OF ALL TIME!!!!!!

Posted by: NPRPBS at May 20, 2016 06:09 PM (SEFXb)

122 "But I need access to more money in order to bring more beautiful ideas to the world."


A Kanye tweet

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 06:09 PM (1ZOkK)

123 Willie Hackett

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 20, 2016 06:09 PM (NeFrd)

124 Name somebody living that you can name in the same breath as them.

You can name pretty much any hobo with a piece of chalk that has the same creativity as Picasso.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at May 20, 2016 06:09 PM (39g3+)

125 Of course I forgot Kool Keith/Dr Octagon who is certifiably crazy but in a fun way.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 20, 2016 06:09 PM (U6ExD)

126 122 "But I need access to more money in order to bring more beautiful ideas to the world."


A Kanye tweet
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 06:09 PM (1ZOkK)

Red velveteen paisley wallpaper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 06:10 PM (p4UlV)

127

we now know what it takes to wife a ho

you have to be crazy

Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 06:10 PM (zOTsN)

128 ...big fat Kim-Ass drives that ninja crazy!

Posted by: You Know at May 20, 2016 06:10 PM (wcSGs)

129 Peter Dropoff

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2016 06:10 PM (8ZskC)

130 120 Them syphilis spirochetes sure do a number on the brain.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2016 06:08 PM (JO9+V)


Idi "VD" Amin. SNL, circa 1978.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 06:10 PM (p4UlV)

131 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 06:09 PM (1ZOkK)

Well yeah, who *doesn't*?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2016 06:11 PM (GDulk)

132 Picasso was actually an accomplished realist at a very young age.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 06:11 PM (qUNWi)

133 Now they are not so sure the Egypt Air Crash was terrorism. Fire in the avionics bay?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2016 06:11 PM (Ozsfq)

134 Red velveteen paisley wallpaper.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton


*****


Wait. You can make wallpaper out of cake!? Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 20, 2016 06:11 PM (NeFrd)

135 Dude sounded like Urkel there.

Posted by: FDR's Ghost of Huge New Deals! at May 20, 2016 06:11 PM (mcm0N)

136
75 And wasn't there a rapper who sawed his dick off and jumped out a window?
......................

Must have thought it was a fishstick.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2016 06:11 PM (HgMAr)

137 The only true words that have ever come from Obama's mouth:

"Kanye's a jackass."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 06:12 PM (1ZOkK)

138 133 Now they are not so sure the Egypt Air Crash was terrorism. Fire in the avionics bay?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2016 06:11 PM (Ozsfq)


Considering the times we live in, the departure and destination cities and the airline itself, it would take a pretty thick rug to believe otherwise.

Not saying it's out of the question, but I strongly doubt it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 06:12 PM (p4UlV)

139 You know what all those guys he named have in common other than being dead? They made their own damn money.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2016 06:13 PM (39g3+)

140 137 The only true words that have ever come from Obama's mouth:

"Kanye's a jackass."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 06:12 PM (1ZOkK)


Pots and kettles, darling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 06:13 PM (p4UlV)

141 132 Picasso was actually an accomplished realist at a very young age.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 06:11 PM (qUNWi)

**********

It's shockingly good. Then he knifed his girlfriend's face and started doing mash up portraits of her--sneaking his Johnson on her head.

Posted by: FDR's Ghost of Huge New Deals! at May 20, 2016 06:13 PM (mcm0N)

142 "http://tinyurl.com/zawjvj2"

I don't get it. Why do that?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2016 06:14 PM (LA7Cm)

143
Yeah but you could do that with pretty much any designer.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 20, 2016 06:08 PM (0LHZx)
---------------------

True. Which proves Kanye ain't special.

Posted by: iforgot at May 20, 2016 06:14 PM (d+knu)

144 Damn my people got stupid.

Posted by: Richard Pryor at May 20, 2016 06:14 PM (gwG9s)

145

release the satellite data. At least four, prolly more, countries have surviellance of that area. Release it

Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 06:14 PM (zOTsN)

146
Kanye doesn't design diddy, er diddly. He licenses his name and the next thing you know there are Kanye bathmats and tea towels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 06:15 PM (p4UlV)

147 Since it's coming up on Memorial Day Weekend, here's a film about Anthony's Weiner -
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/weiner/

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 20, 2016 06:15 PM (6FqZa)

148 Apparently Kim keeps her money separate from his.

So she's not a *total* idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 06:16 PM (1ZOkK)

149 I love how celebs always start these clothing businesses. Sophia Coppola is typical. She became a "designer" and came up with a couple of tiny plain t-shirts for women that she tried to sell for a couple of hundred bucks. These people are not living in a real world. Then again look at Paltrow with her $400 laxative and $15k gold plated dildo.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 06:16 PM (iQIUe)

150 Socks for chickens, people.

Socks.
For.
Chickens.

Imma leave that right there.

Posted by: Kanye Wes' at May 20, 2016 06:16 PM (SEFXb)

151
"http://tinyurl.com/zawjvj2"

I don't get it. Why do that?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2016 06:14 PM (LA7Cm)
--------------------

For fun? Because the girls didn't pay the bribe?

Posted by: iforgot at May 20, 2016 06:16 PM (d+knu)

152 I've read that West's latest "fashion" show was an unmitigated flop -- so much so that Anna Wintour walked out!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 20, 2016 06:16 PM (kP16F)

153 Knifed--crashing I don't think that be English. Slashed.

Posted by: FDR's Ghost of Huge New Deals! at May 20, 2016 06:16 PM (mcm0N)

154 "Fire in the avionics bay?"


?

I wonder what would them say that? They haven't even gotten the FDR yet. The people on the boat said they saw "fireball." That doesn't sound electrical to me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2016 06:16 PM (LA7Cm)

155 Then again look at Paltrow with her $400 laxative and $15k gold plated dildo.

Don't use both at the same time.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 20, 2016 06:18 PM (6FqZa)

156 I wonder what would them say that? They haven't even gotten the FDR yet. The people on the boat said they saw "fireball." That doesn't sound electrical to me.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2016 06:16 PM (LA7Cm)

The fireball story has been discredited and they have some data from somewhere? that indicates a fire? And the gyrations of the plane, if true, don't sound like an explosion?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2016 06:18 PM (Ozsfq)

157 108 People I know who go to thrift shops (and I go for kids clothes-teens grow so quickly) can find some nice stuff there. They don't have ripped jeans, that I have seen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2016 06:07 PM
--------------------
My experience as well.
It's a great place to shop for kids' things, especially the dressier stuff they don't use much before out-growing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2016 06:18 PM (T/5A0)

158 Isn't Choom Boy going to bow to the Japanese at Hiroshima over Memorial weekend?

I'm hoping I'm wrong.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 06:18 PM (1ZOkK)

159 "The fireball story has been discredited"

Where is that? That's the last I heard.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2016 06:18 PM (LA7Cm)

160 Picasso was actually an accomplished realist at a very young age.

His work was very beautiful and skillful, but not very creative - it was pretty much what everyone else was doing, which is partly why he went nuts with crapping up the canvas. It was a substitute for creativity.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2016 06:19 PM (39g3+)

161 For Kim's children's sake, she better hope Kanye OD'ed on bath salts and that his mental illness isn't genetic.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2016 06:20 PM (f40FU)

162 Red velveteen paisley wallpaper.

From Kanye? More like red Velveeta paisley wallpaper.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 20, 2016 06:21 PM (YEelc)

163 "The fireball story has been discredited"

Where is that? That's the last I heard.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2016 06:18 PM (LA7Cm)


I heard it on the BBC or CNN

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2016 06:21 PM (Ozsfq)

164
OT

Child abuse:

http://tinyurl.com/hn7mqt7

Ad with boy and girl maybe 6 years old in a locker room either immediately pre- or post-stripping.

The company is #13 in Fortune 500...

Posted by: iforgot at May 20, 2016 06:22 PM (d+knu)

165 Isn't Choom Boy going to bow to the Japanese at Hiroshima over Memorial weekend?

I'm hoping I'm wrong.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2016 06:18 PM (1ZOkK)


Now, he'll just throw up on them. It's the Presidential thing to do.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2016 06:22 PM (JO9+V)

166 Now they are not so sure the Egypt Air Crash was terrorism. Fire in the avionics bay?Posted by: Nevergiveup 


Egypt never thinks it is terrorism and provides all sorts of alternative explanations. I'd like to see the entire passenger list. Suspect a few Mohamed Mohammeds on the list.

Not that there's any relationship between that name and sudden aviation disasters. Nope. None.

Except almost all of them.

Posted by: Pope with balls at May 20, 2016 06:22 PM (ZnIt3)

167
Kanye doesn't design diddy, er diddly. He licenses his name and the next thing you know there are Kanye bathmats and tea towels.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2016 06:15 PM (p4UlV)
........................

I'll take one of those bath mats. It should go nicely with my Obama toilet seat.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2016 06:22 PM (HgMAr)

168 "I heard it on the BBC or CNN"

Okay, found the story at CNN. Yep, smoke alerts for minutes before it crashed. And the "data" they have is from ACARs which is satellite messaging back to the ground.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2016 06:22 PM (LA7Cm)

169 Was Jack Bauer anywhere near the plane?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2016 06:24 PM (JO9+V)

170 Fo. Minute. Abs.

Posted by: Kanye West at May 20, 2016 06:24 PM (OxUnq)

171
*holds envelope to forehead*

And the answer is:

"She bought a golden dildo."


*opens envelope, reads*


How did Gwyneth Paltrow prove she could stuff 24 carrots into her vagina?


Posted by: The Great naturalfake knows all, sees all at May 20, 2016 06:25 PM (oU3Bb)

172 161 For Kim's children's sake, she better hope Kanye OD'ed on bath salts and that his mental illness isn't genetic.
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2016 06:20 PM (f40FU)
-------------------------
From the looks of things, I'd say Kanye is the least of those kids' problems.
I mean, when your grandma's a pimp and your step-grampa is a woman, crazy dad is just icing on the cake!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2016 06:25 PM (T/5A0)

173 If you want a sample of Kanye's incredible "talent", Google his name and Bohemian Rhapsody.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 20, 2016 06:25 PM (XN0hD)

174 Kanye Wes' Sperm Banks! Featuring the designer sperm of me, Kanye Wes'!

Posted by: Kanye Wes' at May 20, 2016 06:26 PM (SEFXb)

175
If you want a sample of Kanye's incredible "talent", Google his name and Bohemian Rhapsody.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 20, 2016 06:25 PM (XN0hD)
------------------------

Hey, I've got it. Google his name and "Sistine Chapel." Or "Mona Lisa." Or "Theory of relativity."

What, no hits?

Posted by: iforgot at May 20, 2016 06:27 PM (d+knu)

176
Hunnert. Week. Buttocks.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2016 06:27 PM (HgMAr)

177
Cinnabon Cinnamon Rolls.

These things are actually on my List Of Things To Do Before I Die. Anyone ever have one?

I don't care what anyone says, Pillsbury cinnamon rolls (in those tubes) are damn good, too. And I'll be honest, McDonald's' hot danishes used to be amazing.

Here's a guy eating and reviewing a Cinnabon cinnamon roll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ma7D4gJFM

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 06:28 PM (+YvQf)

178 I think we need a thread of Kanye West's Ideas to Make Our Human Race Existence Within Our 100 Years Better.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 20, 2016 06:29 PM (M0ddJ)

179 I did glass work on a couple art businesses in Laguna Beach, I was always stunned at some of the quality and prices. Oddest one was a art deco kitchen table and chairs for 15,000. What it was doing in with paintings, sculptures and the like was baffling.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2016 06:29 PM (hDIRO)

180 133 Now they are not so sure the Egypt Air Crash was terrorism. Fire in the avionics bay?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2016 06:11 PM (Ozsfq)

Please.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at May 20, 2016 06:29 PM (uBIfu)

181 A few months ago in the middle of everyone talking about Bowie's death, Kanye decides to tell everyone that Bowie was one of his "most important inspirations". <sic>
Now I know there's always a lot of music folks who want to ride on the discussion when some great musical artist dies but seriously, Kanye, fuck off.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 20, 2016 06:32 PM (XN0hD)

182 Did the blog die?

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2016 06:32 PM (oU3Bb)

183 I think Kanye just needs more resilience. I mean, if *I* thought *I* had ideas that could save humanity and that for some reason there was just no way to get them out, I'd just send them to the Russian Embassy. In some other nation.

Posted by: "Doc Brown" at May 20, 2016 06:33 PM (J3UIw)

184 !

Posted by: A Mime at May 20, 2016 06:33 PM (8ZskC)

185 Did the blog die?

Sad.


It's Friday. People got meat world things to do.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 06:33 PM (qUNWi)

186 179 I did glass work on a couple art businesses in Laguna Beach, I was always stunned at some of the quality and prices. Oddest one was a art deco kitchen table and chairs for 15,000. What it was doing in with paintings, sculptures and the like was baffling.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2016 06:29 PM (hDIRO)

============
I was in some antique shop in LA and saw a victorian step ladder about 4 ft tall. It was simple and I thought it would look nice with plants on it. But the price was $750!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 06:34 PM (iQIUe)

187 Cash
Rules
Everything
Around
Me

M..ET...HOD Man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 20, 2016 06:34 PM (enzn6)

188
McDonald's use to do a few things right.

1. Apple pies
2. Danishes
3. Fries
4. Shakes

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 06:34 PM (+YvQf)

189 Will he wear his diamond grill for his oath of office?

Posted by: Otis Campbell at May 20, 2016 06:34 PM (VV4qd)

190 183 I think Kanye just needs more resilience. I mean, if *I* thought *I* had ideas that could save humanity and that for some reason there was just no way to get them out, I'd just send them to the Russian Embassy. In some other nation.
Posted by: "Doc Brown" at May 20, 2016 06:33 PM (J3UIw)

Save postage and send it to the Office of Personnel Management in DC.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at May 20, 2016 06:35 PM (uBIfu)

191 Picasso? You seen them jacked up bitches he be sleepin' with?

Posted by: Kanye Wes' at May 20, 2016 06:35 PM (SEFXb)

192
Don't lean on me man,

Cause I gotta eat these fish sticks

Back from Mrs Paul's Kitchen

Hand me the tartar sauce

Cuz I'm gonna gobble fish sticks

Down in Mrs Paul Kitchen

Posted by: Kanye at May 20, 2016 06:35 PM (oU3Bb)

193 "Kanye, to me anyway, is much more palatable than that Sean Puffy Wheat.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton"

Those are two different people??!!

Posted by: jd at May 20, 2016 06:35 PM (oUzmL)

194
I find McDonald's Gilroy Garlic Fries....intriguing.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 06:36 PM (iQIUe)

195
We can't have hot fucking apple pies anymore because someone ruined it for everyone.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 06:37 PM (+YvQf)

196 >>Ad with boy and girl maybe 6 years old in a locker room either immediately pre- or post-stripping.


OMG I am so TIRED of companies with this SJW crap that has nothing to do with their product.

Saw this in an epic rant defending Hillary, LOL:

THIS IS BASICALLY TWITTER RIGHT NOW:


Hillary: College should be affordable.

Twitter: Establishment puppet, no better than GOP.

Bernie: College should be affordable.

Twitter: DAD


AND THE THING IS--I LIKE BERNIE! EVERYONE LIKES BERNIE! BECAUSE CRAZY
GRANDPA IS TOTALLY ELECTABLE BUT CRAZY GRANDMA NEVER COULD BE. BUT WHY
DO WE HAVE TO HATE HER TO SHOW HOW MUCH WE LOVE HIM? SOCIALIST JESUS
TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL.



Oh, my, the Left is ripping each other to shreds!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2016 06:37 PM (NOIQH)

197 195
We can't have hot fucking apple pies anymore because someone ruined it for everyone.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 06:37 PM (+YvQf)

Hell, we can't even have fried apple pies anymore.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at May 20, 2016 06:38 PM (uBIfu)

198 Jeesh, I think it's worth a try, whadya think?

Posted by: mudshark at May 20, 2016 06:38 PM (uLgME)

199 >>Hell, we can't even have fried apple pies anymore.

*pssst*
Check out the Taco Bell caramel apple empanadas.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2016 06:39 PM (NOIQH)

200
btw, don't be like me and confuse Cinnabon with Au Bon Pain, the place where jerkoffs with laptops like to go.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 06:40 PM (+YvQf)

201 Au Bon Pain...

With Good Bread?

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 06:41 PM (qUNWi)

202 I saw someone just put out a book confirming the infamous mud shark story, they were there I guess. Retold with all the graphic details.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2016 06:42 PM (6Ll1u)

203
Panera and Au Bon Pain seem to attract jerkoffs.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 06:42 PM (+YvQf)

204 Cinnabon are delicious, but man,

each one of those things has to be about 2000 calories.

If you want to get your mega-ass on,

that's the place to start eating.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2016 06:43 PM (oU3Bb)

205 Hell, we can't even have fried apple pies anymore.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at May 20, 2016 06:38 PM (uBIfu)

*****

Here in GA we can and do.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 20, 2016 06:43 PM (2sPo+)

206
Oh, my, the Left is ripping each other to shreds!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2016 06:37 PM (NOIQH)
-----------------------

I've been seeing accusations of sexism against Bernie all over the leftysphere.

Posted by: iforgot at May 20, 2016 06:45 PM (d+knu)

207
Almost all these celebs are high school drop outs. But they are surrounded by sycophants telling the that they are "geniuses."

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 06:45 PM (iQIUe)

208
Cinnabon is based in Atlanta, btw.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 06:45 PM (+YvQf)

209
Kanye West's Ideas to Make Our Human Race Existence Within Our 100 Years Better.
......................

1. zebra striped babies
2. mo bath salts
3. free sex change for in-laws
4. butt implants

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2016 06:45 PM (HgMAr)

210 201 Au Bon Pain...

With Good Bread?
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 06:41 PM (qUNWi)

Some Good Bread.

With = avec.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at May 20, 2016 06:46 PM (uBIfu)

211
I dont see why Ace cant be a close designer, design his own line of EwokWear. I would expect it to consist of jeans and tshirts with cigarette burns and ValuRite stains.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 06:47 PM (iQIUe)

212 Oh, my, the Left is ripping each other to shreds!

This should be encouraged.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 20, 2016 06:47 PM (YEelc)

213
Now they are not so sure the Egypt Air Crash was terrorism. Fire in the avionics bay?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Please.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack


Unexpected gravity well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 06:48 PM (k4M/B)

214 Almost all these celebs are high school drop outs. But they are surrounded by sycophants telling the that they are "geniuses."

And here we are talking about them...

Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2016 06:48 PM (YFFpo)

215 I think Au Bon Pain launched the overpriced breakfast sandwich menu.

"But it's French!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2016 06:49 PM (JO9+V)

216 My high-school French teacher was a trip.

But somehow some of that stuff stuck.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 06:49 PM (qUNWi)

217 Al Franken as Hillary's VP?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 06:50 PM (k4M/B)

218 To be fair $53 million for Zuckerberg is like 53 cents to us.

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2016 06:51 PM (B48dK)

219 I am hoping for an Al Franken - Anthony Weiner ticket

Franken Weiner

Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 06:52 PM (zOTsN)

220 Must be. I wouldn't give Kanye West 53 cents.

Posted by: fluffy at May 20, 2016 06:53 PM (2hcmo)

221 Or then there is the Elizabeth Warren - Laurence Tribe ticket


Warren Tribe

Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 06:54 PM (zOTsN)

222 this clown is a joke and a half

give me 3 million bucks and immunity to prosecution and I'll have this country purring like a cat in a milk barrel economically and security wise in 20 months

Posted by: Grad School Fool at May 20, 2016 06:55 PM (swEzU)

223 It was suppose to rain today but of course they lied.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 06:57 PM (iQIUe)

224 I'm so upset right now. We just got home from my kids' dress rehearsal and their teacher was in a wheelchair.

She was diagnosed with cancer. She's maybe 23.

She's the sweetest girl and a fabulous teacher and it just makes me want to cry.

Posted by: lauren at May 20, 2016 06:58 PM (v3zRt)

225 182 Did the blog die?

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2016 06:32 PM (oU3Bb)

++++

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 20, 2016 06:59 PM (R+30W)

226 "not so sure the Egypt Air Crash was terrorism."

Airbus is toast if they go with that one.

Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 06:59 PM (CRXed)

227 "Has Trump picked a VP yet?"

Scott Adams (dilbert.com) thinks it might be Scott Brown.

Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 07:02 PM (CRXed)

228
Kanye wants to bone Taylor Swift so bad! That's why he is always attacking her. It's like he is in 3rd grade.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 20, 2016 07:02 PM (iQIUe)

229 Kanye - Boffing the human bounce house. Do you get more rise from the tits or the ass?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2016 07:04 PM (psLY+)

230 Kanye West is just about the worst rapper this side of Jay-z.

Dude should just give it up.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 20, 2016 07:06 PM (WVvzl)

231 227 "Has Trump picked a VP yet?"

Scott Adams (dilbert.com) thinks it might be Scott Brown.
Posted by: huh? at May 20, 2016 07:02 PM (CRXed)

I have no idea what another socially liberal white guy from the NE would add to the ticket.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 20, 2016 07:06 PM (P8951)

232 I'm so upset right now. We just got home from my kids' dress rehearsal and their teacher was in a wheelchair.

She was diagnosed with cancer. She's maybe 23.

She's the sweetest girl and a fabulous teacher and it just makes me want to cry.

Posted by: lauren at May 20, 2016 06:58 PM (v3zRt)

This makes me want to go outside and enjoy the rest of the day.

Later folks.

Posted by: Blano at May 20, 2016 07:07 PM (lbcdD)

233 I am hoping for an Al Franken - Anthony Weiner ticket



Franken Weiner

Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 06:52 PM (zOTsN)


Hey! That's my pron name!

Posted by: John Bobbitt at May 20, 2016 07:07 PM (JO9+V)

234 Lauren... That's awful...

Posted by: donna at May 20, 2016 07:08 PM (O2RFr)

235 Sorry to hear that Lauren.

Bummer.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 07:10 PM (qUNWi)

236 All those TV shows have hooting apes for audiences.
---

It's like you think that's a coincidence.

/remember the 70's? Laugh tracks? Beuller? Beuller?

Posted by: TV Audio Union Local 10 at May 20, 2016 07:10 PM (AHDxb)

237 I was gonna read the comments, but then I got high

Posted by: 311 at May 20, 2016 07:11 PM (ewTXf)

238 Cancer sucks.Killed both my parents.

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2016 07:11 PM (B48dK)

239 I'm much more likable than the original Kanye West and a helluva lot cheaper.

Posted by: Kanye West H2B at May 20, 2016 07:13 PM (3b9U4)

240 Oh Lauren, I am so sorry to hear that; cancer is wretched and awful and of all the things we fund, I cannot believe so littl goes towards finding a more effective cure. Prayers that this teachers fights and beats it.

Posted by: IC at May 20, 2016 07:14 PM (S/N9S)

241 Sorry, steevy. It really is awful. She's been so supportive of my very shy daughter and is the first person she's ever really opened up to. I'm trying to think of somethings to do for her for the recital.

Posted by: lauren at May 20, 2016 07:14 PM (v3zRt)

242 219 I am hoping for an Al Franken - Anthony Weiner ticket

Franken Weiner
Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 06:52 PM (zOTsN)
-----------------------------
I would vote for that!
Yes, I would.
Just for the yuks!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2016 07:14 PM (T/5A0)

243 222 this clown is a joke and a half

give me 3 million bucks and immunity to prosecution and I'll have this country purring like a cat in a milk barrel economically and security wise in 20 months
Posted by: Grad School Fool at May 20, 2016 06:55 PM (swEzU)


I'd do it for free.

But otherwise...cut-jib-newsletter.

Posted by: EC at May 20, 2016 07:15 PM (j8YpL)

244

cerebral trichinosis from fing pigs...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 20, 2016 07:17 PM (qul7b)

245 yeah, whoever changed the apple pie recipe should be shot.

Posted by: concrete girl at May 20, 2016 07:17 PM (ceWrl)

246
"Has Trump picked a VP yet?"

Scott Adams (dilbert.com) thinks it might be Scott Brown.
Posted by: huh?


One of the panel on "Special Report" (aren't they all special?) also suggested Scott Brown. I think it was the same person (Ann Gearan) who suggested Al Franken for Hillary's VP.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 07:18 PM (k4M/B)

247 Re: sonic booms being outlawed and slowing down air travel.

The Left is now trying to push the idea of noise pollution in the open sea!

Discovery just aired a bullshit tv show called "Sonic Sea" about how man-made noise is jeopardizing the "fragile [undersea] world."

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 20, 2016 05:57 PM (+YvQf)


Oh gawd. Yes, I saw the commercials for that, and right off knew what it was and that I would not be watching it. Such utter bullshit. Yeah, submarines (which were shown in the commercial as one of the "culprits") are "noise polluters". What a crock. While subs do have the capability of using active sonar, they practically never do, for the simple reason that the big thing about riding a sub is to pass unnoticed. As in "unheard". Idiots.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 20, 2016 07:18 PM (zE97c)

248 Not saying I know or anything but I've been hearing that a ton of progress has been made in fighting cancer.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2016 07:18 PM (qUNWi)

249 248 There has been and there is more coming.Like Instapundit says "Faster please."

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2016 07:19 PM (B48dK)

250 Amen!

Posted by: lauren at May 20, 2016 07:20 PM (v3zRt)

251 Been a terrible, exhausting, terrifying dispiriting week. I would sleep until Monday if I could

Posted by: ThunderB at May 20, 2016 07:20 PM (zOTsN)

252 What the heck?

Posted by: Pastorius at May 20, 2016 07:20 PM (gMAUH)

253 "Cancer" is so many different things. It's hard to just get a handle on "it." My Dad died from kidney cancer and my sister from brain cancer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2016 07:22 PM (k4M/B)

254 Horde, I need a favor. I want the knitnkitten.org website to be as effective as possible so I would really appreciate you guys taking a tour of it and giving feedback.

There aren't many items in the store right now because I accidentally deleted the shop page earlier this week and had to start over, and I should be getting items from a couple other artists and one free trade shop next week, but I'm looking for information as opposed to purchases at the moment any way. The site gives the ability to make a questionnaire or other forms, but at this point I don't know what questions to ask.

Thanks to anyone who takes the tour.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2016 07:22 PM (GDulk)

255 Kanye. FUCK. YOU.

ESOD.

Just DIE already.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2016 07:26 PM (KLcQy)

256 @Polliwog
Seems fine to me, my only question is around the 'Beauty Providing Safety'. I'm not sure what that means. I almost thought they were shopping categories.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 20, 2016 07:26 PM (enzn6)

257 Not saying I know or anything but I've been hearing that a ton of progress has been made in fighting cancer.

Posted by: eleven

----

It would really help if they'd stop inventing and marketing stuff that CAUSES cancer.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2016 07:29 PM (NdJlM)

258 OMG he's a self-absorbed douchebag......

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2016 07:30 PM (KLcQy)

259 TAKE MY (MONOPOLY) MONEY!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 20, 2016 07:31 PM (0O7c5)

260 Set that couch on fire!!! Yeargh!!!

Posted by: boobcat goldthwait at May 20, 2016 07:31 PM (PLnZs)

261 Ellen looks like she begging the producer to "Cut" with her eyes...

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at May 20, 2016 07:31 PM (hCdMd)

262 Yeah, he may be a crazy egomaniac, but has he invented his own system of mathematics? Didn't think so.

Posted by: Terrence Howard at May 20, 2016 07:34 PM (7qAYi)

263 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 20, 2016 07:26 PM (enzn6)

So you didn't notice the other page options at the top ("Creating beauty locally to provide safety globally" is the shop motto so that's why I named the shop page that)? That's important to know if people aren't realizing there's a whole site to explore.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2016 07:34 PM (GDulk)

264 261 Ellen looks like she begging the producer to "Cut" with her eyes...

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at May 20, 2016 07:31 PM (hCdMd)


She's hoping she doesn't run into Kanye at midnight at the ATM machine.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 07:35 PM (4ErVI)

265 There seems to be a pattern of depressing threads that lead into the ONT.

I question the timing.

Posted by: Meremortal, more wine at May 20, 2016 07:37 PM (3myMJ)

266 156
The fireball story has been discredited and they have some data from somewhere? that indicates a fire? And the gyrations of the plane, if true, don't sound like an explosion?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2016 06:18 PM (Ozsfq)


There's an article linked at Drudge that speculates that the wild gyrations may have been caused by a fight between hijackers and the flight crew. But it's all speculation until they find the flight recorders.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2016 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

267 Trump should've held his mud about the plane crash. It is possible it wasn't a bomb. Just wait until it's confirmed and then hit her with it.

Or just wait another month or two. It's bound to happen sooner rather than later, sadly.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2016 07:42 PM (4ErVI)

268 The pilot was a muslim and friend of a known jihadist who advocated violence so terrorism is off the table.

-Prezzy Helpful

Posted by: Meremortal, wine needed at May 20, 2016 07:43 PM (3myMJ)

269 Ellen deserves an award for keeping a straight face through that crap. Even tougher with her being gay.

Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2016 07:45 PM (GgxVX)

270 Polliwog, the site looks great. It's easy to navigate, and wow, what a worthy cause. I'll bookmark it and check the store when you have it loaded. I like how you showcase the artists, not just the products.

Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2016 07:56 PM (GgxVX)

271 Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2016 07:56 PM (GgxVX)

Thank you! Feedback on navigation and over-all site design really helps me work to make the site as effective as possible.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2016 08:01 PM (GDulk)

272 His ego can be seen from space,

Posted by: Hamilton at May 20, 2016 08:47 PM (TlNDs)

273 #86 ZARDOZ!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 20, 2016 10:22 PM (Kucy5)

274 Commercial air does not fly fast enough to cause sonic booms.

Even supersonic aircraft do not fly supersonic unless mission-essential.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 20, 2016 10:24 PM (Kucy5)

275 He wants to be Elon Musk.

Posted by: Rev Al at May 20, 2016 10:36 PM (HgTBl)

276 This is why George Bush hates black people.

Posted by: The guy who blew up the levee at May 21, 2016 12:16 AM (17Qy1)

277 what a fucking freak. and that Kanye guy seems weird too.

Posted by: x at May 21, 2016 10:15 AM (nFwvY)

278 There's an app for that. Wonder which one is best?

Kardashian Filter or Kardblock

Posted by: Spoonman at May 21, 2016 10:36 AM (PcHwJ)

279 "That portion of my urine which I don't drink I store in numbered containers for future use. Now gimme 53 bumtillion dollahs mutha fukkah!"

Kanye

Posted by: jagamo at May 21, 2016 01:07 PM (F8CD3)

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