Hillary Clinton's Unfavorables Top Trump's

You know whose fault this is?

You know the answer -- the Female Ghostbusters', that's whose fault it is.

Trump passed Hillary 45-42 in a FoxNews poll, but Hillary comes out on top 47-41 in a poll from CBS/the NYT.

Oh, and we need to definitely do this.

The media has decided that Bernie Sanders must now stop campaigning so Hillary can unite her base (the media, that is).


Open Thread.

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Weapons Free.

Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 19, 2016 07:30 PM (lzmgk)

2 Of course.

Posted by: HH at May 19, 2016 07:31 PM (DrCtv)

3 Ha ha!

/Nelson Muntz

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 07:32 PM (0mRoj)

4 Can we blame this on the Berniebots going #NeverHills?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 07:33 PM (NOIQH)

5 Same poll: In a more hypothetical matchup, Mr. Sanders leads Mr. Trump, 51 percent to 38 percent.

Oh man.

Posted by: FDR's Ghost of Huge New Deals! at May 19, 2016 07:33 PM (mcm0N)

6 Hillary Clinton's Unfavorables Top Trump's Satan's.

FTFY.

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2016 07:33 PM (jBuUi)

7 Who you gonna call? Hillbusters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 07:34 PM (k4M/B)

8 I'm convinced she has a Ring of Power, and it is slowly destroying her.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2016 07:34 PM (3wHFl)

9 I am literally dying from the link below that the Marine Corps is considering dropping "man" from rifleman, etc.

I want to weep.

Damn, I hate this administration and the weasels that support it.

This will kill my son and his battle buddies. I just can't....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 07:34 PM (1ZOkK)

10 I've said this for a long time. No matter what you think of Trump, Hillary is... horrible.

Very beatable.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 19, 2016 07:35 PM (AkOaV)

11 I just realized that Al Franken sounds just like Hillary. Same tone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2016 07:35 PM (OLNwX)

12 The Woman In The Grey Mao Pantsuit

Posted by: x at May 19, 2016 07:35 PM (nFwvY)

13 I don't get Bernie Sanders strength in the pols.Have any of those people ever listened to that lunatic?

Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2016 07:35 PM (B48dK)

14 this still won't satisfy the usual suspects...

in only we could run an electable RINO, this time they'd win for sure!

second look at #Jeb!?

/sarc (for the humor impaired)

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2016 07:35 PM (PCiUC)

15 I'm convinced she has a Ring of Power

Well, it's more like a ring of fire. And it burns, burns, burns.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 19, 2016 07:35 PM (Tyii7)

16 H8rs gonna h8!!!

Posted by: I'm With Her! at May 19, 2016 07:35 PM (wcSGs)

17 I have become cumbersome to this world.

Posted by: Hillary at May 19, 2016 07:35 PM (WCnJW)

18 The words Hillary Clinton and top are unpleasant to me.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 07:36 PM (4ErVI)

19

Karen Black.
Karen Allen.

These are two different people?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 19, 2016 07:36 PM (7gCCJ)

20 5 Same poll: In a more hypothetical matchup, Mr. Sanders leads Mr. Trump, 51 percent to 38 percent.

Oh man.
Posted by: FDR's Ghost of Huge New Deals!


That's because no one has really unleashed the hounds on Bernie. People like me would LOVE for him to get the nomination, because it will be October Surprises all the way from here to November.

He has more skeletons in his closet that the Johns Hopkins Anatomy Department Storage Room.

So let him float along with high favorables. It will only make Hillary look bad by comparison -- which is GOOD for us. And if he somehow manages to win, he will be slaughtered with Truth-exposes.

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2016 07:36 PM (jBuUi)

21 Whoever the Republican nominee was, I knew they would beat that lying, conniving shrew.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 19, 2016 07:36 PM (OQ9R7)

22 Jeopardy questions reduced to 6th grade level for 'Power Players'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2016 07:36 PM (OLNwX)

23 10 I've said this for a long time. No matter what you think of Trump, Hillary is... horrible.

Very beatable.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 19, 2016 07:35 PM (AkOaV)


Certainly seems that way. And any earthshaking events that might occur between now and the election would probably favor Trump.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 07:37 PM (4ErVI)

24 Big Popcorn never sleeps.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 07:37 PM (oKE6c)

25 Karen Black.
Karen Allen.

These are two different people?
Posted by: Mister Magoo


Karen Black is cross-eyed.

Karen Allen is about a decade younger and kinda looks like Karen Carpenter.

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2016 07:37 PM (jBuUi)

26 Sidebar:Captain of a Greek Fishing Vessel: I Saw a Bright Explosion in the Sky When Flight 804 Went Down

So, Capt., was that before or after you tossed your 3rd bottle of Ouzo into the water?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2016 07:37 PM (p2X2f)

27

Any poll data with Hil, Don and Bern running third party?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, White Devil at May 19, 2016 07:38 PM (qul7b)

28 Since I got willowed, please allow myself to repeat myself: You really have to question the mentality of people whose sense of self-worth is dependent upon what happens to cartoons & comic book superheroes.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 07:38 PM (7qAYi)

29 Muslim bakery owner complains when US Vet cancels order.

Posted by: gNew Law commin at May 19, 2016 07:38 PM (/H5Dl)

30 20 I don't know,Obama was never fully exposed,and what was didn't hurt him a bit.

Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2016 07:38 PM (B48dK)

31 24 Big Popcorn never sleeps.
Posted by: Jay Guevara


What, am I chopped liver?

Posted by: Big Rust at May 19, 2016 07:38 PM (jBuUi)

32 I'm convinced she has a Ring of Power, and it is slowly destroying her.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2016 07:34 PM (3wHFl)


Her Ring has the power to cloud one's mind. And one's nose, but mostly the nose.

Posted by: Huma with Scott Air-Pak at May 19, 2016 07:38 PM (zKSco)

33 13 I don't get Bernie Sanders strength in the pols.Have any of those people ever listened to that lunatic?
Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2016 07:35 PM (B48dK)

Well, he speaks to the same issues that Trump (or other outsiders do) with corruption and whatnot. Solutions are lacking, but...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 19, 2016 07:39 PM (AkOaV)

34 "Karen Black.
Karen Allen.
These are two different people?
"
-Posted by: Mister Magoo

*taps head*

Is this thing on?.

*looks at sock*

...Okay.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 19, 2016 07:39 PM (OQ9R7)

35 Hillary! Uber Alles!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 07:39 PM (Nwg0u)

36 "People like me would LOVE for him to get the nomination, because it will be October Surprises all the way from here to November.
"
---
people like me re-registered to vote here in #Failifornia to try and make that happen by voting for him in June...

#DoingMyPart

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2016 07:39 PM (PCiUC)

37 Arf. Arf arf arf arf arf!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 19, 2016 07:39 PM (8ZskC)

38
Karen Black was the one in TIKI TERROR, si?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 19, 2016 07:39 PM (7gCCJ)

39 More than eight in 10 think Mrs. Clinton can unite the party after the primaries end next month.

********

Probably. She sends Bernie on a tour of colleges with the Girls from Ghost Busters, George Clooney and Kanye--and it's all good again.

Or she gets indicted and replaced with Bernie or Biden and Trump ends up getting his ass smacked--

51% to 38%.

Posted by: FDR's Ghost of Huge New Deals! at May 19, 2016 07:39 PM (mcm0N)

40 22 Jeopardy questions reduced to 6th grade level for 'Power Players'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2016 07:36 PM (OLNwX)

Under the category of legalize it, "Colorado" was absolutely going to be a question.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 19, 2016 07:39 PM (AkOaV)

41
Oh, and we need to definitely do this.



WTF? Are we *now* at Peak SJW?

Posted by: chemjeff - Libertarian at May 19, 2016 07:39 PM (5p18q)

42 30 20 I don't know,Obama was never fully exposed,and what was didn't hurt him a bit.
Posted by: steevy


We will go nuclear on Bernie, however.

Soviet nuclear, to be exact.

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2016 07:39 PM (jBuUi)

43 Person your positions.

Xir, yes xir!

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2016 07:39 PM (gyKtp)

44 I guess I hate Hillary supporters more than I hate Trump supporters, so I guess I hope Hillary loses. Of course, Air Hillary crashing into Air Trump over a large body of body would be a win-win, but what are the odds?

Posted by: America the Dead at May 19, 2016 07:39 PM (Jh20h)

45 I still think Obama is watching the primaries and will wait until about a month before their convention to twist the dagger and indict Hillary, then ride to the party's rescue with his hand-picked unity candidate for the top slot and Sanders as VP.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 07:40 PM (ktzHq)

46 >>I don't get Bernie Sanders strength in the pols.Have any of those people ever listened to that lunatic?

Nope, because they've been hearing this in public school and college - they're quite used to that kind of talk.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 07:40 PM (NOIQH)

47 38 Yes.

Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2016 07:40 PM (B48dK)

48 Gawd--I want Trump to get sidelined by spray tan poisoning ASAP.

Posted by: FDR's Ghost of Huge New Deals! at May 19, 2016 07:40 PM (mcm0N)

49 33
13 I don't get Bernie Sanders strength in the pols.Have any of those people ever listened to that lunatic?

Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2016 07:35 PM (B48dK)



Well, he speaks to the same issues that Trump (or other outsiders do) with corruption and whatnot. Solutions are lacking, but...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 19, 2016 07:39 PM (AkOaV)

Yeah he's basically the left's version of Trump. Except instead of "build the wall", it's "gimme free college"

Posted by: chemjeff - Libertarian at May 19, 2016 07:40 PM (5p18q)

50 Karen Black was the one in TIKI TERROR, si?

Yes! Scared the crap out of me when I was a kid. Trilogy of Terror.

Posted by: no good deed at May 19, 2016 07:41 PM (GgxVX)

51 'Have any of those people ever listened to that lunatic?'

Sounds OK to me.

Posted by: The Blue Aardvark at May 19, 2016 07:41 PM (BO/km)

52 Never get between a Millennial and Free Shit.

Posted by: America the Dead at May 19, 2016 07:42 PM (Jh20h)

53 Could be worse. It might have been Jeb!'s unmentionables vs. Hillary.

Posted by: Radar O'Really at May 19, 2016 07:42 PM (eI19q)

54 ...man oh MAN...!...the parties I had planned while Hill was away on business with Huma!

Posted by: Slick Willie at May 19, 2016 07:42 PM (wcSGs)

55 I don't get Bernie Sanders strength in the pols.Have any of those people ever listened to that lunatic?
Posted by: steevy
----------

They agree with him. Because ignorant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2016 07:42 PM (OLNwX)

56 I'm convinced she has a Ring of Power

I'm convinced that there are real Satanic rituals going on in the halls of power. It's the only thing that makes sense when you consider how many people who are both wicked & stupid have managed to seize power.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 07:42 PM (7qAYi)

57 Yeah he's basically the left's version of Trump. Except instead of "build the wall", it's "gimme free college"
Posted by: chemjeff - Libertarian at May 19, 2016 07:40 PM (5p18q)

*****

Well, sure. Cuz enforcing border laws already on the books and funded is just like free College. Like, totally.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 19, 2016 07:43 PM (YLidQ)

58 Karen Black was also in Easy Rider...

Posted by: Slick Willie at May 19, 2016 07:43 PM (wcSGs)

59 I don't get Bernie Sanders strength in the pols.Have any of those people ever listened to that lunatic?


Venezuela looks great this time of year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2016 07:43 PM (8ZskC)

60 Is it beyond Pixy's ken to make it so when you click on a link it opens a new page?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 19, 2016 07:43 PM (YHcVd)

61 "So, Capt., was that before or after you tossed your 3rd bottle of Ouzo into the water?"
---
read somewhere else that supposedly there was infrared scans showing bag things (TM) happening in the appropriate location at the right time.

whether this was IDF or USN or NRO sourced wasn't clear, and i didn't have time to pursue it, but that is one closely monitored patch of ocean... so i wouldn't be surprised if such scans existed.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2016 07:43 PM (PCiUC)

62 See you after baseball...

(as if anyone cares... lol)

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 19, 2016 07:44 PM (OQ9R7)

63 Sigh...so do I de-register as Republican and re-register as a Democrat to vote for Bernie Sanders in California?

I probably missed the date.

Posted by: Harun at May 19, 2016 07:44 PM (UBBWX)

64 Venezuela looks great this time of year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2016 07:43 PM (8ZskC)


And it is soon going to become much less crowded.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2016 07:44 PM (zKSco)

65 I admit it, Putrid Orange Assclown is doing better against Evil Felonious Bitch than I thought possible at this juncture....he's still doing worse than almost any other Republican candidate would have.

At this point , we can only hope that Liptardarian Schmuck attracts enough votes from disappointed fans of Absurd Commie Dipshit to make the difference.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at May 19, 2016 07:44 PM (KF8B+)

66 60 Is it beyond Pixy's ken to make it so when you click on a link it opens a new page?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 19, 2016 07:43 PM (YHcVd)


#twoweeks

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 07:44 PM (4ErVI)

67 Every single paper I looked at today in the Supermarket had a headline about Trump's financial malfeasance. His unfavorables will rise dramatically under attacks by the fifth column-uhh, fourth estate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2016 07:44 PM (w4NZ8)

68 What's the difference between Hillary & Bill Clinton? Hillary is a lying criminal progressive RACIST. Bill is a lying criminal progressive RAPIST.

Posted by: blogforce one at May 19, 2016 07:45 PM (su28u)

69 52 Never get between a Millennial and Free Shit.
Posted by: America the Dead at May 19, 2016 07:42 PM (Jh20h)



Ace was (rightly) ripping on social(ist) media, but my wife has found it useful for following the exploits of the two fail-to-launch adult children of a liberal acquaintance. It's like a sitcom, but in real life, and it's hilarious.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 07:45 PM (oKE6c)

70
WTF? Are we *now* at Peak SJW?
Posted by: chemjeff - Libertarian


Whenever you think you've reached the peak the hill rises up before you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 07:45 PM (k4M/B)

71
You know who used to be scorching hot?

Theresa Russell.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 19, 2016 07:45 PM (7gCCJ)

72 Does anybody have the current pre-superdelagate count??? Bernie is up on that basis, isn't he????

Posted by: phreshone at May 19, 2016 07:45 PM (12kBq)

73 Is it beyond Pixy's ken to make it so when you click on a link it opens a new page?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 19, 2016 07:43 PM (YHcVd)


Just right-click on the link, and select "open in new tab".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2016 07:45 PM (zKSco)

74 Hillary is just like my grandma, dead and burried

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 07:46 PM (6Ll1u)

75 Rt click, select open in a new tab.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at May 19, 2016 07:46 PM (/H5Dl)

76 Bernie needs to get with the program. I'd set up a meeting with him and Vince Foster about this, but Vince is dead.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 19, 2016 07:46 PM (8ZskC)

77 When the Marines cave to the SJWs it's time to give up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 07:46 PM (1ZOkK)

78 I suspect when the dems finally unite like the mindless sheep they are, Hillary will be our next president.
Emergency supplies, food, guns, ammo. That is my prescription for the next 4 years at least.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 19, 2016 07:47 PM (uhftQ)

79 77 They have no choice.Civilian leadership.

Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2016 07:47 PM (B48dK)

80 I admit it, Putrid Orange Assclown is doing better against Evil
Felonious Bitch than I thought possible at this juncture....he's still
doing worse than almost any other Republican candidate would have.



If they couldn't handle Trump, there's no way they could handle Hillary + the MSM. Not a chance.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 07:47 PM (oKE6c)

81 When the Marines cave to the SJWs it's time to give up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 07:46 PM (1ZOkK)



No bastion of traditional manly virtues shall be left untouched...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2016 07:48 PM (8ZskC)

82
If Jeb Bush were the nominee, he would've already endorsed Hillary Clinton by now.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 19, 2016 07:48 PM (7gCCJ)

83 Jesus, aren't women cray-cray enough? Now we plan to train them as killer markspersons and subject them combat PTSD?

Posted by: Fritz at May 19, 2016 07:48 PM (f40FU)

84 Oh, would that Kristol fall on his head and select a conservative for his 3rd Party candidate.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at May 19, 2016 07:48 PM (/H5Dl)

85 Just what are this bitch's "favorables"?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2016 07:48 PM (qJhUV)

86 Is it beyond Pixy's ken to make it so when you click on a link it opens a new page?
?Que?

Posted by: pixy hamster at May 19, 2016 07:49 PM (PLnZs)

87 I suspect when the dems finally unite like the mindless sheep they are, Hillary will be our next president.


I dunno about that. Judging by the NV convention, it seems that there's deep and abiding hatred for her among a lot of leftists. Gonna be tough to paper over that kind of hatred.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 07:49 PM (oKE6c)

88 82 I could just picture Jeb saying "you have nothing to fear from a Hillary Clinton presidency".

Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2016 07:49 PM (B48dK)

89 God....I just cannot fathom a Hillary presidency.

Trump is a turd, but c'mon man....fucking Hillary?!?!

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2016 07:49 PM (qUNWi)

90 Trump is rested, ready, primed and pumped to beat the fat off of nasty old rapist enablerHillary or moldy old Khmer Rouge loving Bernie.

God save our Republic and full steam ahead.

Trump/West 2016

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2016 07:50 PM (ej1L0)

91 I'm still not planning to vote for Trump but I now think he will beat Hillary by making people realize, with a few choice barbs, how awful she is. She is a truly terrible candidates, with negative charisma and a voice that would cause zombies to flee.

I hope she is utterly humiliated.

Posted by: chique d'afrique, so ignorant she was able to get an engineering PhD at May 19, 2016 07:50 PM (ZKlDy)

92 Prediction for November?

PAIN

Posted by: The T Hat at May 19, 2016 07:50 PM (vBeA5)

93 Is it beyond Pixy's ken to make it so when you click on a link it opens a new page?



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 19, 2016 07:43 PM (YHcVd)



Hold down the Ctrl key when you click.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 07:50 PM (oKE6c)

94 Is there one person responsible for airbrushing any picture of Hillary because in the PJ Media article she looks like she's in her 40's. LOL. Airbrushing must be a full time job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2016 07:50 PM (w4NZ8)

95 81 When the Marines cave to the SJWs it's time to give up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 07:46 PM (1ZOkK)


No bastion of traditional manly virtues shall be left untouched...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2016 07:48 PM (8ZskC)


And then women complain that Men are more interested in Video games than in them...

geeeeee.... what a coincidink!

Posted by: Don Quixote at May 19, 2016 07:50 PM (qf6WZ)

96
When training women for military, they only have to do 77% of the exercises. They only get paid 77%.

And women in military combat positions only have to kill 77% of an enemy.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 19, 2016 07:50 PM (7gCCJ)

97 fucking Hillary?!?!
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2016 07:49 PM (qUNWi)

For the love of Gaia, man, think before you type!

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 07:51 PM (7qAYi)

98 Yes, I right click now, but I have injured my hand again, and doing so is painful.

#firstworldproblems

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 19, 2016 07:51 PM (YHcVd)

99 I don't foresee Trump putting any medals around Hillary's neck unless its attached to a tourniquet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2016 07:51 PM (8ZskC)

100 When the Marines cave to the SJWs it's time to give up.

It was time to give up when we started nixing targets because of the impact on global warming.

Posted by: no good deed at May 19, 2016 07:51 PM (GgxVX)

101 Rasmussen poll of likely voters has Trump up 5%. The other polls are of registered voters which don't try to adjust for turnout.

Notably, the prior Rasmussen poll had Trump up by 2%, so he's gained 3% in a little over two weeks. Trends in the same poll can be more accurate than the base figures.

Whoever wins the media war wins the turnout battle and wins the election. Trump will be in an out-and-out fight with most of MSM because they're dropping pretense and coming out as Hillary surrogates -- because Hillary can't take the public glare. But her media surrogates aren't likeable either. Her best asset -- Bill -- has been neutered.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2016 07:51 PM (r1fLd)

102
For the love of Gaia, man, think before you type!



I think a minute after I hit "post" and not a second sooner.

That's just how I roll.

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2016 07:52 PM (qUNWi)

103 I really do think, but can't be totally sure, that if Trump wins this deterioration of the military stops cold. What the left has done to it is disgusting.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2016 07:52 PM (3wHFl)

104 I suspect when the dems finally unite like the mindless sheep they are, Hillary will be our next president.
-------------

Concur.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2016 07:52 PM (OLNwX)

105 "it seems that there's deep and abiding hatred for her among a lot of
leftists. Gonna be tough to paper over that kind of hatred."

Hi, my name is Don. University students seek safe spaces when they see my name scrawled in chalk on the sidewalk.

Posted by: D Trump at May 19, 2016 07:53 PM (ktzHq)

106 38
Karen Black was the one in TIKI TERROR, si?
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 19, 2016 07:39 PM (7gCCJ)


She was in Airport 75 when I was seventeen. She played a stewardess who had to take the controls of a 747 when the crew was killed in a freak collision.

I can still see her hair being fetchingly mussed by the 300 mph wind coming through the smashed cockpit.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

107
Does anybody have the current pre-superdelagate count??? Bernie is up on that basis, isn't he????
Posted by: phreshone


No

Hillary - 1768
Bernie - 1494

And Hillary has 525 supers to Bernie's 39

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 07:53 PM (k4M/B)

108 This whole election season has been a poopshow.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 07:53 PM (ZKlDy)

109 But her media surrogates aren't likeable either. Her best asset -- Bill -- has been neutered.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2016 07:51 PM (r1fLd)


[checks pants]

Nothing that a blue pill and a trip on the Lolita Express won't cure

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at May 19, 2016 07:53 PM (12kBq)

110 McCain and Ward are tied at 41-41 percent in a head-to-head matchup, even though Ward has only 41 percent name recognition.

Ouch.... so anyone who knows who is running in the primary against McCain, wants to vote for her...

Posted by: Don Quixote at May 19, 2016 07:53 PM (qf6WZ)

111 108 We live in poopy times.

Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2016 07:54 PM (B48dK)

112 At least Hillary will be able to negotiate peace with China and keep us out of WWIII.


Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 19, 2016 07:54 PM (lzmgk)

113 "I am literally dying from the link below that the Marine Corps is considering dropping 'man' from rifleman, etc."

Wait till the SJWs manage to get musical classics retconned into neutrality.

"Wichita Lineperson"

"A Young Individual Named Sue"

"It's Raining People"

Posted by: torquewrench at May 19, 2016 07:54 PM (noWW6)

114 Yes, I right click now, but I have injured my hand again,
------------

Don't push the button so hard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2016 07:55 PM (OLNwX)

115

When I am President each and every one of you will lick me where I shit!

*hic*

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 07:55 PM (qul7b)

116 Giant Douche / Turd Sandwich... 2004... watch it again

Posted by: Matt and Trey at May 19, 2016 07:55 PM (12kBq)

117 McCain and Ward are tied at 41-41 percent in a head-to-head matchup, even though Ward has only 41 percent name recognition.

Ouch.... so anyone who knows who is running in the primary against McCain, wants to vote for her...
Posted by: Don Quixote at May 19, 2016 07:53 PM (qf6WZ)

Ugh, McCain can't disappear fast enough.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 07:55 PM (ZKlDy)

118 I dunno about that. Judging by the NV convention, it seems that there's deep and abiding hatred for her among a lot of leftists. Gonna be tough to paper over that kind of hatred.------Jay Guevara

They do it all the time. Heck my brother is a prime example.
He was a Hillary supporter when Barak came along. He was on a few rabid left websites and was basically abused and then purged for not being with the program (aka supporting Obama). He was disgusted and openly said he HATED Obama and would not vote for him. Said it a few times in fact.
A few months later we made an Obama joke and he didn't like it. When we asked what happend to him saying he hated Obama. He claimed he had never said that. Didn't know where we had gotten the idea.
They. Are. Mentally. Ill.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 19, 2016 07:56 PM (uhftQ)

119 8 I'm convinced she has a Ring of Power, and it is slowly destroying her.

That, or there's a portait in her attic that's getting younger and healthier.

...actually, it's more of an ultrasound at this point.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2016 07:56 PM (rKjqN)

120 Oh, oh! another remake, "The Riflewoman"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2016 07:56 PM (OLNwX)

121 Wait till the SJWs manage to get musical classics retconned into neutrality.

"Wichita Lineperson"

"A Young Individual Named Sue"

"It's Raining People"
Posted by: torquewrench at May 19, 2016 07:54 PM (noWW6)

"Xer looks like a xer"

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 07:56 PM (7qAYi)

122 At least Hillary will be able to negotiate peace with China and keep us out of WWIII.

Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 19, 2016 07:54 PM (lzmgk)

*****

Rolling over and exposing your wattled neck and wrinkly, cellulite belly for them to tear into is not the kind of negotiating I want. Give me a Trump negotiation. Anything Her Thighness does will be more appeasement.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 19, 2016 07:56 PM (YLidQ)

123 120
Oh, oh! another remake, "The Riflewoman"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2016 07:56 PM (OLNwX)


Well, Ray Mabus is considering "Every Marine is a rifleperson." For fucking real.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 07:57 PM (1ZOkK)

124 The eskimos would have put all three of these candidates on an iceberg years ago

Posted by: Al Czervic at May 19, 2016 07:57 PM (12kBq)

125 Time for fox News at 5, let's see what the news says. Oh, a plane crashed coming out of France, didn't see that one coming.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 07:57 PM (6Ll1u)

126 Just got back to my alternate life on the intertubes and found that Ace has really been en fuego today. I almost regret having a life!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 07:58 PM (wYnyS)

127 When Hillary speaks she can't stop herself from going into a Harpy Harangue. Men viscerally hate this, as it's what men are bio-programmed to hate to hear from a wife. It's also what children are bio-programmed to hate to hear from a mother.

Hence Hillary's Man Gap in polling, but we'll also see a Youth Gap as well as the Bernie Kids will stay home. Also, Black men who voted for Obama won't get off their ass to vote for the White Witch.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2016 07:58 PM (r1fLd)

128 A mailman would be a personperson.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 19, 2016 07:58 PM (uhftQ)

129
123 120
Oh, oh! another remake, "The Riflewoman"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2016 07:56 PM (OLNwX)

Well, Ray Mabus is considering "Every Marine is a rifleperson." For fucking real.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 07:57 PM (1ZOkK)


The Virgin-ian.... the story of a Young Female gunfighters adventures in the old west...

Posted by: Don Quixote at May 19, 2016 07:59 PM (qf6WZ)

130 I'm looking forward to the new, all-female Magnificent Seven reboot.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 07:59 PM (ktzHq)

131 One of son's battle buddies visited us last night. Another is arriving Saturday to stay with us for a few days with his fiancee while they job and apt. hunt here.

When I hear these guys get together and talk about the shit they were in, I want to cry. They just laugh and joke about it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 07:59 PM (1ZOkK)

132 56
I'm convinced that there are real Satanic rituals going on in the halls of power. It's the only thing that makes sense when you consider how many people who are both wicked & stupid have managed to seize power.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 07:42 PM (7qAYi)


I'm agnostic, and that doesn't sound as far-fetched as it used to.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 08:00 PM (sdi6R)

133 I know a LOT of Dems who are Trumping.

Blue-collar types in MA, places like Peabody, Wakefield.

Rednecks all over the South.

She is just not likeable, and they like Trump's chutzpah.

I think he can do it, but his people need to be prepared to fight in places where it's close enough that the Dems can cheat...PA/OH/FL. And I'm not sure they're prepared.

But then neither was the GOP. I firmly believe they cheated in TJEF's 2nd term.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 19, 2016 08:00 PM (YHcVd)

134 The Chick who Shot Liberty Valence...

With Liberty Valence being played by a female of course...

Posted by: Don Quixote at May 19, 2016 08:00 PM (qf6WZ)

135 I call our mail person a Feamailman because it amuses me.

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2016 08:00 PM (BO/km)

136
Hence Hillary's Man Gap in polling,

She has a Man Gap?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 08:00 PM (k4M/B)

137 I would mention that Trump is saying he would like to have talks with Kim Jong Un of North Korea because he wants to try to have a good relationship with other countries and that it sounds eerily familiar to a certain candidate saying he wanted to talk to Iran about 8 years or so ago.

But that would get me into trouble, so I won't say it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:00 PM (ZKlDy)

138 "I'm a person. I spell xer, P, E, R....oh fuck it!"

Posted by: zombie Muddy Waters at May 19, 2016 08:01 PM (zKSco)

139 I hope Satan has a special place reserved for Obama and every fucking stooge in his administration.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 08:01 PM (1ZOkK)

140 Time for fox News at 5, let's see what the news says. Oh, a plane crashed coming out of France, didn't see that one coming.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 07:57 PM (6Ll1u)


Simple solution: bring all the muz here, shower them with welfare perks and free (as in actual working taxpayer provided) healthcare better than our vets get, get them jobs in the intelligence community or at airports so they feel trusted, and we won't have any more little incidents like this one!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 08:02 PM (wYnyS)

141 Cool Hand Laura

Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:02 PM (ktzHq)

142 See you on the ONT. Rasmussen linked in my sock. I don't know if the running poll of likely voters will continue at the same URL or the URL will change every week with a tweak like the date added to it.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 19, 2016 08:02 PM (PLnZs)

143 Who f'd up my nik? You niklf'rs.

Posted by: freked at May 19, 2016 08:02 PM (BO/km)

144 A Few Good Dames.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:03 PM (ZKlDy)

145 "She has a Man Gap?"

A big one. And it's growing.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2016 08:03 PM (r1fLd)

146 "Trump is saying"

I thought everyone agreed that you can't take anything Trump says seriously. Are you now saying Trump isn't a lying jackass? :-)

Posted by: huh? at May 19, 2016 08:03 PM (CRXed)

147 137 I would mention that Trump is saying he would like to have talks with Kim Jong Un of North Korea because he wants to try to have a good relationship with other countries and that it sounds eerily familiar to a certain candidate saying he wanted to talk to Iran about 8 years or so ago.

But that would get me into trouble, so I won't say it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:00 PM (ZKlDy)


Well... if'n I was President I'd talk to King Jong Dong of North Korea as well...

It would be a short conversation...

"Stop... just... stop'...

Posted by: Don Quixote at May 19, 2016 08:03 PM (qf6WZ)

148 The Chick who Shot Liberty Valence...

With Liberty Valence being played by a female of course...

Posted by: Don Quixote at May 19, 2016 08:00 PM (qf6WZ)


"The Interior Decorator Who Gave Liberty a Fabulous Valance".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2016 08:03 PM (zKSco)

149 Posted by: zombie Muddy Waters at May 19, 2016 08:01 PM (zKSco)

Every Marine a riflexer!

Posted by: Zombie Chesty Puller at May 19, 2016 08:03 PM (wYnyS)

150 Rosie O'Donnell in...
Diet Harder

(seeing as some are adding their willowed movies here)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 19, 2016 08:03 PM (PLnZs)

151 The Trutrans* Show.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:03 PM (ZKlDy)

152 "She has a Man Gap?"

Thats so she can wear her strap on.

Posted by: huh? at May 19, 2016 08:04 PM (CRXed)

153 This whole election season has been a poopshow..
Posted by: chique d'afrique


Truth

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at May 19, 2016 08:04 PM (/H5Dl)

154 Did anyone else see the article this am maybe from CNBC) that had almost 90% of Fortune 500 CFOs believe Hillary will win. If you read further down, they also almost completely believed that Jeb was going to be the republican nominee. May as well ask a bunch of kindergartners or throw a dart.

Posted by: Deuce Deucedid at May 19, 2016 08:04 PM (MQh6M)

155 137 I would mention that Trump is saying he would like to have talks with Kim Jong Un of North Korea because he wants to try to have a good relationship with other countries and that it sounds eerily familiar to a certain candidate saying he wanted to talk to Iran about 8 years or so ago.

But that would get me into trouble, so I won't say it.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:00 PM (ZKlDy)


That kind of policy from a man who likes America may have a different outcome than a similar policy from a man who hates America.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

156 Xanadu. Now that was a movie.

Posted by: friked at May 19, 2016 08:05 PM (BO/km)

157 Ugh. I'm out. The whole Marine Corp(se) thing about doing away with "man" in their lingo is driving me crazy.

Thanks, Obama, you pussy, cowardly POS. And your ugly wife, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 08:05 PM (1ZOkK)

158 All Quiet on the Menstrual Front

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Wait, I've already seen that one.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:05 PM (ktzHq)

159 13 I don't get Bernie Sanders strength in the pols.Have any of those people ever listened to that lunatic?


Yes. Yes they have.

Gives you a warm fuzzy feeling, doesn't it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2016 08:05 PM (nQNVp)

160 In my day men didn't have gaps. Women had gaps, and we liked it.

Posted by: frikod at May 19, 2016 08:06 PM (BO/km)

161
Did anyone else see the article this am maybe from CNBC) that had almost 90% of Fortune 500 CFOs believe Hillary will win.

They hope she will win.
The spicegraft must flow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 08:06 PM (k4M/B)

162 Superman? Nope.
Super Person

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 19, 2016 08:06 PM (+aCe4)

163 Trump is a turd, but c'mon man....fucking Hillary?!?!

I'm on it!

Posted by: Andrea Rodham Mitchell at May 19, 2016 08:06 PM (qnhj2)

164 Repo Woman

New Jackie City

Girlz in da Hood

The Bunion Field (starring Hillary Clinton)

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 08:06 PM (4ErVI)

165 Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2016 08:05 PM (nQNVp)

As a cautionary tale about this election, remember that Obama was elected and then re-elected!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 08:07 PM (wYnyS)

166 "Well, Ray Mabus is considering 'Every Marine is a rifleperson.' For fucking real."

Mabus said this in the recent _Washington Examiner_ interview, (which was full of jaw-dropping craziness), about how the Navy and the Marines need moar "diversity" to help with problem-solving:

"One of the things that came out in the Marine test: you had an eight-foot wall that everybody had to get over. The guys went over one at a time and if they had a hard time, they just
kept going until they either made it or they didn't. When the first
woman hit it, the other women showed up, helped her up, they formed a
chain and did it. That's the kind of different thinking that you want."

Great, Ray. What happens when one of those female Marines encounters an eight-foot obstacle while in actual life or death combat, and she doesn't have a bunch of her sisters around to form a chain to helpfully assist her in climbing the thing?


Posted by: torquewrench at May 19, 2016 08:07 PM (noWW6)

167 Suppose The Hildebeast loses to The Donald. Does anyone think Debbie Wasserman-Jhericurl will waddle her out for another shot in 2020?

Posted by: Hank at May 19, 2016 08:07 PM (VZUT/)

168 "90% of Fortune 500 CFOs "

Believe whatever won't get them into trouble with Government Agencies. Goes with the job.

Posted by: huh? at May 19, 2016 08:07 PM (CRXed)

169 Meet the Mets
meet the Mets
Step right up and
Beat the Mets

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2016 08:07 PM (OxUnq)

170 Damn, The Nationals are ripping the Mets a new one. 9-1 in the 3rd inning.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2016 08:08 PM (nQNVp)

171 "Trump is saying"

I thought everyone agreed that you can't take anything Trump says seriously. Are you now saying Trump isn't a lying jackass? :-)
Posted by: huh? at May 19, 2016 08:03 PM (CRXed)

No, just pointing out Obama was criticized for saying something similar.

Does Trump really intend to negotiate with the Norks? I don't think even Trump knows.

Which makes this election extremely entertaining for me. If we're going to hell, might as well have an entertaining ride.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:08 PM (ZKlDy)

172 "Did anyone else see the article this am maybe from CNBC) that had almost 90% of Fortune 500 CFOs believe Hillary will win."

These same shit heads thought Romney would win.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2016 08:08 PM (r1fLd)

173 The Invisible Xan. Who can tell?

Posted by: frikod at May 19, 2016 08:09 PM (BO/km)

174 Did anyone else see the article this am maybe from CNBC) that had almost 90% of Fortune 500 CFOs believe Hillary will win.
They hope she will win.
The spicegraft must flow.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 08:06 PM (k4M/B)

Wow! CNBC? Who would have thought.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2016 08:09 PM (ej1L0)

175 "another shot in 2020?"

The smart money thinks she is deathly ill. They don't think she will see 2019.

Posted by: huh? at May 19, 2016 08:09 PM (CRXed)

176 I heard they've already signed Michelle Rodriguez to play Swan in the new, all-female Warriors reboot.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:09 PM (ktzHq)

177 Hey rickl you here? The external tank from the shuttle arrived here and will take the same route to the California Science Center where the shuttle Endeavor is now displayed, I went to watch the shuttle getting towed to its new home.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 08:10 PM (6Ll1u)

178 >>The Nationals are ripping the Mets a new one. 9-1 in the 3rd inning.


Dark Knight got knocked around a bit, there.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2016 08:10 PM (OxUnq)

179

Citizen Kandy

The Third Womyn

The Ladyboy from Shanghai

too Much Johnson

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:10 PM (qul7b)

180 "If we're going to hell, might as well have"

a decorative hand-basket. :-)

Posted by: huh? at May 19, 2016 08:11 PM (CRXed)

181 Which makes this election extremely entertaining for me. If we're going to hell, might as well have an entertaining ride.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:08 PM (ZKlDy)

*****

"By George, she has finally got it!".

I support Trump, but freely admit this may be as much as 20% of his current support.

Those who have said "Fuck it, it's gonna burn anyway. May as well have some fun".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 19, 2016 08:11 PM (YLidQ)

182 Posted by: torquewrench at May 19, 2016 08:07 PM (noWW6)

Since our current rulers a) don't ever expect to get in a war (police action, whatever) with a goal of actually winning a decisive definable "victory, and b) view troops as inferior beings that didn't go to Harvard and thus are expendable pawns in the political game, they don't give a rat's ass if anyone survives a deployment!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 08:12 PM (wYnyS)

183
it's gonna burn anyway. May as well have some fun.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty


For various definitions of "fun."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 08:12 PM (k4M/B)

184 177 Hey rickl you here? The external tank from the shuttle arrived here and will take the same route to the California Science Center where the shuttle Endeavor is now displayed, I went to watch the shuttle getting towed to its new home.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 08:10 PM (6Ll1u)


That's nice. I've never seen one up close and personal.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

185 Mad Maxipad

The Flow'd Warrior

Beyond Thunderthighs

Queefal Weapon

Posted by: Radar O'Really at May 19, 2016 08:12 PM (eI19q)

186 "Does Trump really intend to negotiate with the Norks? I don't think even Trump knows."

Just win baby!

Trump talks a lot which means he has to answer a lot of questions, some of which are malicious setups -- when did you stop beating your wife.

When asked will you talk to a Despot, the least bad response is to say yes and move on. I've heard Trump say the obvious thing is that controlling North Korea is part of a many-faceted negotiation with China.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2016 08:12 PM (r1fLd)

187 Bond. Jane Bond.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:13 PM (ktzHq)

188 That kind of policy from a man who likes America may have a different outcome than a similar policy from a man who hates America.
Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

Well, if you want to be optimistic, have at it.

My opinion is that while Trump likes America, Trump loves Trump first and foremost. Of course, I can't read his mind, but this is the conclusion I have come to based on what I have seen of him.

Anyway it doesn't matter. He's the Republican nominee. I plan to do nothing to help him or hurt him in this election. I'm just a disinterested Observer at this point.

As for Hillary - I hope she fails.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:13 PM (ZKlDy)

189 Word is Hillary enables rapists. No wonder women hate Hillary.

Posted by: America at May 19, 2016 08:13 PM (kywj6)

190 >>Suppose The Hildebeast loses to The Donald. Does anyone think Debbie
Wasserman-Jhericurl will waddle her out for another shot in 2020?

Lil' Debbie is might not get re-elected - she's got a Democrat challenger.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 08:13 PM (NOIQH)

191 Gone with the Window Treatment

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 08:13 PM (wYnyS)

192 >>Meet the Mets
meet the Mets
Step right up and
Beat the Mets

That was hurtful.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2016 08:13 PM (/tuJf)

193 Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2016 08:12 PM (r1fLd)

If you say so.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:14 PM (ZKlDy)

194 Does Trump really intend to negotiate with the Norks? I don't think even Trump knows.
<<<

[As I said earlier]
Everything I say now is a suggestion

Posted by: Donald Trump at May 19, 2016 08:14 PM (/H5Dl)

195 Bitches of the Caribbean

Make a great ride in the adult section of Disneyland.

Posted by: huh? at May 19, 2016 08:14 PM (CRXed)

196 Our "current rulers" know as much about war as they know about business.

Posted by: friked at May 19, 2016 08:15 PM (BO/km)

197 The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly

Billie Madison

The Women Who Stare at Goats

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 08:15 PM (4ErVI)

198 >>My opinion is that while Trump likes America, Trump loves Trump first
and foremost. Of course, I can't read his mind, but this is the
conclusion I have come to based on what I have seen of him.


Think you're right.
The only saving grace would be (if he's elected) is that he would take insults to America *personally*.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 08:16 PM (NOIQH)

199 As Secretary of State, Hillary did a great job of protecting the Americans in Benghazi. Who could have imagined terrorist would have attacked on 9/11 in a muslim country where Obama and Hillary gave the green light after killing Gaddafi?

Posted by: Ghosts of Heroes at May 19, 2016 08:16 PM (kywj6)

200 >>I hope Satan has a special place reserved for Obama and every fucking stooge in his administration.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Right here on the end of my barbed cock.

Posted by: Satan at May 19, 2016 08:16 PM (c7vUv)

201 Speaking of states legalizing pot, and sanctuary cities, the Oklahoma legislature has just passed a bill making abortion a felony.


Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 19, 2016 08:16 PM (lzmgk)

202 You know, sometimes it's good to have people like you.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 19, 2016 08:18 PM (rznWS)

203 >>I hope Satan has a special place reserved for Obama and every fucking stooge in his administration.

Right after they witness Iran's first nuclear attack on the US - up close and personal. I want them to see the destruction, lose something they love before the go to h#ll.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 08:18 PM (NOIQH)

204 Think you're right.
The only saving grace would be (if he's elected) is that he would take insults to America *personally*.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 08:16 PM (NOIQH)

True. Let's just hope he doesn't do anything rash.

What a poopshow. I hope Hillary gets smeared by the brown stuff real good because that is the least she deserves. She literally is the worst.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:19 PM (ZKlDy)

205 The Postpartum Adventure

Rosanne Barr is signed on to play Col Kurtz in the new, all-female Apocalypse Now!

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:19 PM (ktzHq)

206 The Women Who Stare at Coats

Either way it would be better than the original.
Clooney's only good role was as Ulysses Everett Mcgill.
He just played himself. A charming lier with no moral compass.

Posted by: huh? at May 19, 2016 08:19 PM (CRXed)

207 One of the bullet suppliers I use is having a free shipping promotion - I love it when that coincides with an order.

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2016 08:20 PM (e3bId)

208 They keep saying that the fuel tank is 3 story's tall, laying down on it's side, it's orange too by the way. But I don't think Cheetos were a factor.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 08:20 PM (6Ll1u)

209 Our "current rulers" know as much about war as they know about business.

#SunTzu

Nyaah.

Posted by: Marie Harf at May 19, 2016 08:20 PM (8ZskC)

210 All the Queen's Fellow Transwomen.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:20 PM (ZKlDy)

211 Of Mice And Women

Posted by: frEEKed at May 19, 2016 08:20 PM (BO/km)

212 165 Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2016 08:05 PM (nQNVp)

As a cautionary tale about this election, remember that Obama was elected and then re-elected!
Posted by: Hrothgar



Yep. Considering our ruling class is currently importing a more "reliable" voting bloc, it will get worse and worse. On the bright side, our ruling class is very stupid and this will blow up in there face. Literally blow up. I look forword to having a weenie roast on the embers of Western Civilization. We'll be Dancin' In the Ruins!!

https://youtu.be/wlVWprYozR8?list=PLqanDQVXJpf1cpB0KBxPkU2Y-KIgl1cxD

Now, work beckons!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2016 08:21 PM (nQNVp)

213 I believe that Trump can beat Hillary. The wild card is the magnitude of vote fraud, which the Democrats continue to refine while most Republicans pretend that it isn't happening. The question isn't whether illegals will vote, but how many millions of them will.

Does anyone remember back in 2004 or so, when some leftists said that foreigners should be allowed to vote in U.S. elections, because American foreign policy affects them? It looks like they may have found a way around that problem. Rather than extending the franchise to Third World nations, just bring their population here.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

214 >>>137
I would mention that Trump is saying he would like to have talks with
Kim Jong Un of North Korea because he wants to try to have a good
relationship with other countries and that it sounds eerily familiar to a
certain candidate saying he wanted to talk to Iran about 8 years or so
ago.<<<

Trump would open negotiations by telling Kim Jong Un he was fat and had bad breath.

Posted by: Javems at May 19, 2016 08:22 PM (yOqwj)

215
I'd like to buy the world a Coke...

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=272460

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 08:23 PM (k4M/B)

216 I went ahead and voted for Trump in WA primary. I pondered voting for the Bern, well you know...but just could not bring myself to do it.

If McCain gets re-elected I think I am going to puke.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 19, 2016 08:24 PM (CFc5L)

217 The Postwoman rings twice However the Hell Many Times She Wants and Don't Tell Her What to Do, Daddy!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:24 PM (ZKlDy)

218

Kingswomyn

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:24 PM (qul7b)

219 Someone at The Conservative Treehouse posted a brilliant quip about Bernie today... "He's learning how it feels to work hard for something only to have it taken away from you and given to someone else."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 08:24 PM (0OG8D)

220 >>Kingswomyn

Well, Channing Tatum is in the sequel.....which doesn't seem like a good fit, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 08:25 PM (NOIQH)

221 Iron Woman!

And make me a sammich!

Posted by: fleeked at May 19, 2016 08:25 PM (BO/km)

222 219 Someone at The Conservative Treehouse posted a brilliant quip about Bernie today... "He's learning how it feels to work hard for something only to have it taken away from you and given to someone else."
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 08:24 PM (0OG8D)

Outstanding!

Posted by: washrivergal at May 19, 2016 08:25 PM (CFc5L)

223 The Ten ComGirlPower!dments

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:26 PM (ZKlDy)

224 >>That was hurtful.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2016 08:13 PM (/tuJf)



Yes. Yes it was.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2016 08:26 PM (OxUnq)

225 New Janet City

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:27 PM (ZKlDy)

226 Someone at The Conservative Treehouse posted a brilliant quip about Bernie today... "He's learning how it feels to work hard for something only to have it taken away from you and given to someone else."
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 08:24 PM (0OG8D)

*****

Yep. This one is a keeper.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 19, 2016 08:27 PM (YLidQ)

227 The Vast Rightwing Conspiracy McVastrightwingconspiracyface, that's who.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 19, 2016 08:27 PM (4ng05)

228 Three Mommies Dearest

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 08:27 PM (KmhN9)

229 The Godmother

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:27 PM (ktzHq)

230 A Cis-xer for All Seasons

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 08:27 PM (7qAYi)

231 "If McCain gets re-elected I think I am going to puke."

I'm going to go out to AZ and volunteer with the Kelli Ward campaign to personally drive voters to the primary polls.

Forcibly retiring Old Man Yells At Clouds from public life would help put this otherwise dire year closer to the plus column.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 19, 2016 08:27 PM (noWW6)

232 Iron Woman!

And make me a sammich!
Posted by: fleeked at May 19, 2016 08:25 PM (BO/km)

I LOL'd.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:28 PM (ZKlDy)

233 I LOL'd.


Me too. This is fun.

Posted by: flenked at May 19, 2016 08:29 PM (BO/km)

234

Captain Amerika: Grrrrl Power

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:29 PM (qul7b)

235 Francine Gump.....


Sister Sling Blade.....

Rain Gal.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2016 08:30 PM (ej1L0)

236 Lindsey Anna Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Posted by: HH at May 19, 2016 08:31 PM (DrCtv)

237

The Dirty Dozenettes

Two Mules for Father Sarah

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:31 PM (qul7b)

238 Indiana Jane & the Last Crusade, Because Crusade is Terribly Offensive to Muslims, So Get Off Your High Horse.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 08:31 PM (7qAYi)

239 Life is like a box of chocolates...ooohh chocolate!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 08:31 PM (4ErVI)

240 OT since I'm so far behind:

Whoda thunk that the new Ghostbusters movie would be what turned ace into a praying man?

See, with God all things ARE possible.

Posted by: Pastor Blano at May 19, 2016 08:32 PM (sdPF/)

241 A Person For All Seasons.

Dirty Harriet.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 19, 2016 08:32 PM (noWW6)

242 I'm going to go out to AZ and volunteer with the Kelli Ward campaign to personally drive voters to the primary polls.

Forcibly retiring Old Man Yells At Clouds from public life would help put this otherwise dire year closer to the plus column.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 19, 2016 08:27 PM (noWW6)

Good. And good luck!

Posted by: washrivergal at May 19, 2016 08:32 PM (CFc5L)

243 Ginger Din

The Wind and the Lioness

Ms Lintock!

Hen Cogburn

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:33 PM (ktzHq)

244

Xe Said, Xe Said

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:33 PM (qul7b)

245 'Lindsey Anna Jones and the Temple of Doom.'

That's good. Mind if I embellish?



Lindsey Anna Jones and the Tampon of Doom.

Posted by: flemked at May 19, 2016 08:33 PM (BO/km)

246 Coca Cola to end production in Venezuela because they can't get sugar.

It's a Bernie-topia!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 08:33 PM (Nwg0u)

247 Jane Dirt.

Fun with No Dick and Two Janes.

Shaftless.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2016 08:34 PM (ej1L0)

248 Watchgrrrls!

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 08:34 PM (7qAYi)

249 Her Hur!

Posted by: flecked at May 19, 2016 08:34 PM (BO/km)

250

An Inconvenient Menses

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:35 PM (qul7b)

251 Stolen fro Mad magazine

Florence of Arabia

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 08:35 PM (KmhN9)

252 Okay, I found that quote so I could give credit where credit's due. The commenter was AnotherWorriedMom.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 08:35 PM (0OG8D)

253

Beauty and the Beastly Hair Day

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:35 PM (qul7b)

254 Superxer
Batxer
Spider-Xer
X-xers

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 08:36 PM (7qAYi)

255 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 19, 2016 08:36 PM (KCxzN)

256 246 Coca Cola to end production in Venezuela because they can't get sugar.

It's a Bernie-topia!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 08:33 PM (Nwg0u)


Venezuela only needs one brand of soda anyway.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

257 Sorry that should be:

Xer Hur

Posted by: flucked at May 19, 2016 08:37 PM (BO/km)

258 95% unfavorable to 98% unfavorable. Awesome.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 19, 2016 08:37 PM (MNgU2)

259 Bitch Perfect

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 08:37 PM (7qAYi)

260

Black Dynomyte

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:38 PM (qul7b)

261

Black Gynomyte

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:38 PM (qul7b)

262 I'm moving to New Mexico July 1st. To be specific to Albuquerque. God help me?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 08:38 PM (6Ll1u)

263 Ginger Din. hee hee

Posted by: flawked at May 19, 2016 08:38 PM (BO/km)

264 Shouldn't it be changed to NativeAmericana Jones?

Posted by: Purvis Jackson at May 19, 2016 08:39 PM (g6yUI)

265 137 I would mention that Trump is saying he would like to have talks with Kim Jong Un of North Korea because he wants to try to have a good relationship with other countries and that it sounds eerily familiar to a certain candidate saying he wanted to talk to Iran about 8 years or so ago.
But that would get me into trouble, so I won't say it.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 19, 2016 08:00 PM (ZKlDy)



Might just be good politics. Saying that doesn't commit him to anything, and it might soften the "warmonger" image the MSM will doubtless try to saddle him with, and to garner more of the chick vote. In short, talk is cheap.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 08:39 PM (oKE6c)

266 Mx. Marvel
Liberty Beautiful Person
Wonder Gender-Fluid

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 08:40 PM (0OG8D)

267 A Fistful Of Tampons

Full Metal Jacket With Fabulous Epaulettes

Posted by: H at May 19, 2016 08:40 PM (KmhN9)

268 Venezuela only needs one brand of soda anyway.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

And no brands of toilet paper. Apart from the bolivar, of course.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 08:40 PM (oKE6c)

269 I'm moving to New Mexico July 1st. To be specific to Albuquerque. God help me?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 08:38 PM (6Ll1u)

****

The place, any place, will not change you unless you want it to. Good luck on the move and kick ass in the new situation!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 19, 2016 08:41 PM (YLidQ)

270 African-American Canary

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 08:41 PM (0OG8D)

271 Flying Leatherchicks

Smokey and the Bundt Cake


Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:41 PM (ktzHq)

272 Dirty Mary

Posted by: fwawked at May 19, 2016 08:42 PM (BO/km)

273 262 I'm moving to New Mexico July 1st. To be specific to Albuquerque. God help me?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 08:38 PM (6Ll1u)

Be sure to make that left turn, Doc.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at May 19, 2016 08:42 PM (7qAYi)

274 The Sands of Iwo Jima in My Vajayjay

Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2016 08:43 PM (qJhUV)

275 268
And no brands of toilet paper. Apart from the bolivar, of course.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 08:40 PM (oKE6c)


Hey, with chronic food shortages, a shortage of toilet paper ceases to be a problem.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

276 Monty Python's Life of Brianna

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:43 PM (ktzHq)

277 I've heard Albaquerque is great and I've also heard it's ganged up.

I guess watch your step.

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2016 08:44 PM (qUNWi)

278 Does anyone remember back in 2004 or so, when some
leftists said that foreigners should be allowed to vote in U.S.
elections, because American foreign policy affects them?


Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

By that standard, half the population here shouldn't vote, because income taxes don't affect them.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 08:44 PM (oKE6c)

279 Hillary breaks the ectoplasmic celing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 19, 2016 08:44 PM (rwI+c)

280 Xe-Hulk

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 08:44 PM (0OG8D)

281 Lost in Space, because HE wouldn't stop and ask for directions.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:45 PM (ktzHq)

282 Bitch Perfect

Nice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 19, 2016 08:45 PM (rwI+c)

283 A Few Good Something Or Others

Posted by: fwalked at May 19, 2016 08:45 PM (BO/km)

284 My mom and sister both told me how you should run red lights in Albuquerque or else they will think you are a pussy

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 08:46 PM (6Ll1u)

285 My Big Fat LGBTMNOP Freak Wedding

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2016 08:46 PM (8ZskC)

286 Three men and a baby remake.

Three women and a punishment.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 19, 2016 08:47 PM (kTF2Z)

287 So who plays the R. Lee Ermey role in the chick version of Full Metal Jacket? Rosie O'Donnell?

She doesn't look much like a Marine, but in the New Improved Gender-Questioning Marines, who knows?

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

288 Jaw, jaw, jaw beats war, war, war -The Great Commoner

But that usually only works if your adversary understands that you're prepared and able to go the other way too.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can fins a rock -Will Rogers

Posted by: JEM at May 19, 2016 08:47 PM (o+SC1)

289 Does anyone remember back in 2004 or so, when some
leftists said that foreigners should be allowed to vote in U.S.
elections, because American foreign policy affects them?

=====

yes. and the guardian IIRC tried to influence voters in one Ohio county. they later published a review of the efforts entitled Dear Limeys: Fuck Off

so you can see how that went

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at May 19, 2016 08:47 PM (Cq0oW)

290 Bad Day at African-American Rock

Posted by: Purvis Jackson at May 19, 2016 08:47 PM (iLoHX)

291 Four Weddings, A Funeral and a FAG Cake

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2016 08:47 PM (8ZskC)

292

I Menstruate on Your Grave

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:48 PM (qul7b)

293 I still would pay money for this girl movie http://bit.ly/254hKLc

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 19, 2016 08:49 PM (rwI+c)

294 Snow White and The Seven Gendered Dwarves.

Posted by: fvalked at May 19, 2016 08:49 PM (BO/km)

295 The Girls from Brazil

Wait, I think I've already seen that one too.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:49 PM (ktzHq)

296 >> My mom and sister both told me how you should run
>> red lights in Albuquerque or else they will think you
>> are a pussy

In Brazil you do it so you don't get mugged. Speed is your friend.

Posted by: JEM at May 19, 2016 08:49 PM (o+SC1)

297 The Little Xermaid

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2016 08:49 PM (8ZskC)

298 295 The Girls from Brazil

Wait, I think I've already seen that one too.
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:49 PM (ktzHq)


Somebody said in the last thread that there's probably a pr0n movie with that title.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

299 Scent of a Woman

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 08:50 PM (oKE6c)

300 Dependents Day

Jasonya Bourne

The Lying, The Bitch, and the Inadequate Wardrobe

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 08:50 PM (wYnyS)

301 Nikki and Norman's Infinite Playlist
Jeri Maguire
A Few Good Persyns
Long-Term Sunshine of the Fairly Clean Mind (because there are no absolutes)

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 08:50 PM (0OG8D)

302

Poonlick Saints

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:51 PM (qul7b)

303 Xinderella

Posted by: fvilked at May 19, 2016 08:51 PM (BO/km)

304 What I'm saying is I watch a lot of porn. Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Schindler's Fist...

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:51 PM (ktzHq)

305 Imagine drill sergeant R. Lee Ermey had to adapt to the new Marine Corps. Imagine him having to deal with a tranny recruit. When he calls them, "Okay, ladies", they'll like it. When he says something about they need to wear panties, they are and like it.

I'm thinking he just have to quit. Or just shoot up everybody and the whole damn base.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 19, 2016 08:52 PM (DW+jj)

306 Soon.

Coca Cola Venezuela suspends all production due to lack of sugar - @AlbertoRT51

Ut-Oh...

Posted by: Meremortal. at May 19, 2016 08:52 PM (3myMJ)

307 Dude, Where's My Genitals?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2016 08:52 PM (8ZskC)

308 I still would pay money for this girl movie http://bit.ly/254hKLc

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 19, 2016 08:49 PM (rwI+c)


Academy Award Gold, Jerry!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 08:52 PM (wYnyS)

309

Shitty City Bung Bang

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:52 PM (qul7b)

310 When the Coke addicts get cut off it's not going to be pretty

Posted by: Meremortal, takes a sip of wine at May 19, 2016 08:53 PM (3myMJ)

311 Coca Cola Venezuela suspends all production due to lack of sugar - @AlbertoRT51

Bernie Sanders' America.

Posted by: Purvis Jackson at May 19, 2016 08:53 PM (vP09u)

312 Marty Poppins

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 08:53 PM (0OG8D)

313 132 56
I'm convinced that there are real Satanic rituals going on in the halls of power. It's the only thing that makes sense when you consider how many people who are both wicked & stupid have managed to seize power.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 07:42 PM (7qAYi)

I'm agnostic, and that doesn't sound as far-fetched as it used to.

I suspect Bill and Hill have sacrificed their fair share of virgins.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 19, 2016 08:53 PM (hJrjt)

314
TransformHirs

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:53 PM (qul7b)

315 Queer of the Dragon

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 08:54 PM (0OG8D)

316 There Will Be Blood

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 19, 2016 08:54 PM (MNgU2)

317 Ok who they gonna get for the Dog Day Afternoon remake?

Posted by: fvipked at May 19, 2016 08:54 PM (BO/km)

318 so hey

anybody play Clockwork and Chivalry?

probably not. looks interesting to me...

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at May 19, 2016 08:54 PM (Cq0oW)

319 The Scent of A Womyn

Posted by: Purvis Jackson at May 19, 2016 08:54 PM (vP09u)

320

Death Race 2016

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:54 PM (qul7b)

321 Saving Ryan's Privates

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 08:54 PM (oKE6c)

322 From Here to Androgyny

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2016 08:54 PM (8ZskC)

323 *from the last thread*

Tango and Gash

it was under appreciated there.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2016 08:54 PM (OxUnq)

324 I'm guessing the 9th circle of hell involves hearing Hillary cackle for all eternity.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 19, 2016 08:55 PM (hJrjt)

325 317 Ok who they gonna get for the Dog Day Afternoon remake?
Posted by: fvipked at May 19, 2016 08:54 PM (BO/km)



You mean "Bitch Day Afternoon."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 08:55 PM (oKE6c)

326 Yaah, ya darn toot-en. That Trump fella he`s a good one. Gonna toss that Hillary in a chipper come November...Yaah!

Posted by: Marge from Fargo at May 19, 2016 08:55 PM (kKWNP)

327 Tits Of Fury?

Posted by: fvitked at May 19, 2016 08:55 PM (BO/km)

328 Actual Star Wars parody porn title: Slut Wars II: The Vagina Squirts Back.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 19, 2016 08:55 PM (DW+jj)

329

Whora Whora Whora!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:55 PM (qul7b)

330 Jane D'oh,
In a just world Ray Mabus would be dancing the Newgate Hornpipe from the yardarm of the USS Costitution.

Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at May 19, 2016 08:56 PM (CAKDm)

331 Roxie Balboa

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 08:56 PM (0OG8D)

332 The Bad News She-Bears

Jane and Talkative Babs Strike Back

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:56 PM (ktzHq)

333

Stagecooch

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:56 PM (qul7b)

334
I suspect Bill and Hill have sacrificed their fair share of virgins

=====

like the scenes Brett Easton Ellis used to write, where rich kids in Hollywood would get a poor girl and take her to a party to torture.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at May 19, 2016 08:57 PM (Cq0oW)

335 Mad Bernie and Thunder Thighs?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 19, 2016 08:57 PM (hJrjt)

336 When Sally Met Susie.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 08:57 PM (oKE6c)

337

The Daughters of Katie Elder

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:57 PM (qul7b)

338 Spaceovaries

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 08:57 PM (0OG8D)

339 Vaginatown

Posted by: fvatked at May 19, 2016 08:57 PM (BO/km)

340

History of the Womb, Part I

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:58 PM (qul7b)

341 Batteries Not Included

Posted by: Purvis Jackson at May 19, 2016 08:58 PM (vP09u)

342 Pearl Necklace Harbor

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 08:58 PM (oKE6c)

343 There is something in the water in South America, maybe lead. But a friend told me that there are a lot of trannys there. *adjusts tinfoil hat*. They probably built a pipeline to Thailand.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 08:58 PM (6Ll1u)

344 Two Nuts for Sister Sara

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2016 08:58 PM (8ZskC)

345

Springtime for Hitlery

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:58 PM (qul7b)

346 #339: Don't forget its sequel, The Two Janes.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 08:58 PM (0OG8D)

347 Oops.That's USS Constitution.
The sentiment holds, though.

Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at May 19, 2016 08:59 PM (CAKDm)

348 Delirium Tremors.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 19, 2016 08:59 PM (hJrjt)

349 Every Which Way But Cooch

Posted by: Purvis Jackson at May 19, 2016 08:59 PM (vP09u)

350 Rain Persyn

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 08:59 PM (0OG8D)

351 "Stagecooch"

I think even The Duke would have snickered at that.

Posted by: fvacked at May 19, 2016 08:59 PM (BO/km)

352

Blazing Cankles

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 08:59 PM (qul7b)

353 The Red Tampon Of Courage

The Terminatress

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2016 08:59 PM (gyKtp)

354 Chico and the Gender Fluid Seasoned Citizen

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 08:59 PM (ktzHq)

355 Tora tora whore-a

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:00 PM (1ZOkK)

356 Dr. T and the Persyns Who Currently Identify as Womyn

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:00 PM (0OG8D)

357 Enter the Biyotch.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:00 PM (oKE6c)

358 The Stepford Partners

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:00 PM (0OG8D)

359 No Country For Ex-Men

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2016 09:00 PM (8ZskC)

360 All Quiet on the SJW Front

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:01 PM (1ZOkK)

361 A Connecticut Lezzy Up In King Arthur's Face!

Posted by: fvucked at May 19, 2016 09:01 PM (BO/km)

362 Brazil is big on trannies. But they ain't no Thai ladyboys. All the others are Lou Grant in a dress in comparison.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 19, 2016 09:01 PM (DW+jj)

363 I'm still in hysterics over:

I know you hate the Female Ghostbusters
Because there was something in Leviticus about it
Something like "Suffer not a female ghostbuster to live"
Or something
Leviticus is pretty long
As you well know.


and


But, like Noah said twenty minutes after the rains stopped
and the seas receeded
and Life and Sun returned to the earth,
"What have you done for me lately?"



to say nothing of

And sometimes, O Lord, You let it happen,
and only provide succor to the victims.
I'm saying -- don't even provide that.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 19, 2016 09:01 PM (YHcVd)

364 Pacific Rimjob

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 09:01 PM (ktzHq)

365 The Bourne Self-Identity.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:01 PM (oKE6c)

366

Deathbitch

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 09:01 PM (qul7b)

367 Yank My Doodle Andy.

We're doing porn spoofs now, right?

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 09:01 PM (7qAYi)

368 No Country For Old Dykes

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2016 09:02 PM (gyKtp)

369

Prop. 8 Lawyer Ted Olson Joins Legal Fight Against North Carolina's Bathroom Bill.

What a prick!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 19, 2016 09:02 PM (iQIUe)

370 'All Quiet on the SJW Front'

They're just sleeping it off.

Posted by: fvwcked at May 19, 2016 09:02 PM (BO/km)

371 With Dicks You Get Cornholed

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2016 09:02 PM (8ZskC)

372 Full Metal Jackie

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:02 PM (0OG8D)

373

My Favorite Queer

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 09:02 PM (qul7b)

374 The Pelic*nt Brief

Posted by: Purvis Jackson at May 19, 2016 09:03 PM (vP09u)

375 Dickless in Seattle

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2016 09:03 PM (8ZskC)

376 And...


28 Days

Posted by: Purvis Jackson at May 19, 2016 09:03 PM (vP09u)

377 I think Ted Olsen is a secret cross dresser. An old autogynephile type. Hell, just imagine that. I think that would beat Lou Grant in a dress.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 19, 2016 09:03 PM (DW+jj)

378 369




Prop. 8 Lawyer Ted Olson Joins Legal Fight Against North Carolina's Bathroom Bill.



What a prick!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 19, 2016 09:02 PM (iQIUe)


Yep. I remember his wife's last words before they crashed into the Pentagon, "What should we do??!!!" He probably told her to CALM DOWN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:03 PM (1ZOkK)

379 Darkie Days.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:04 PM (oKE6c)

380 No Cuntry for Old Trans-men

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 09:04 PM (7qAYi)

381 Dickless Tracy

Posted by: fvanked at May 19, 2016 09:04 PM (BO/km)

382 Seven Samuraiettes

Casa Bianca

Citizeness Kane

For a Few Tampons More

Good Wilhelmina Hunting

Ms Smith Goes To Washington

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:04 PM (wYnyS)

383 Hang'em High With a Wonder Bra

Posted by: Fritz at May 19, 2016 09:04 PM (f40FU)

384 Jane Wyatt Earp

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:04 PM (0OG8D)

385 Lara Croft: Womb Raider

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:05 PM (oKE6c)

386 The Creature From the Black Leather Lagoon

https://youtu.be/Zt4lf6aR15Y

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 09:05 PM (ktzHq)

387 The Postwoman Always Comes Twice

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2016 09:06 PM (gyKtp)

388 The Queer and the Dead

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:06 PM (0OG8D)

389
Leave it in My Beaver

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 09:07 PM (qul7b)

390 Okay, you guys are beginning to repeat yourselves.

NEW THREAD, PLEASE!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:07 PM (1ZOkK)

391 To Be Or Not To Be: The Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner Story

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:07 PM (oKE6c)

392 The Peterless Principle

Posted by: franked at May 19, 2016 09:08 PM (BO/km)

393

Bang My Bum Slowly

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 09:08 PM (qul7b)

394 I think Womb Raider has been an actual porn title, more than once.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 19, 2016 09:08 PM (DW+jj)

395 You Only Live Twice

With Bond as a dude and later as a tranny.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:08 PM (1ZOkK)

396 The Gay Divorcee


No renaming needed.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:09 PM (oKE6c)

397 Jessica Christina Superstar

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:09 PM (0OG8D)

398

The Transdromida Strain

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 09:09 PM (qul7b)

399 Castasgay...Tom Hanks has his way with a frilly little cross dressing volleyball as the duo hide for four years from republican rescuers that are not to be trusted...as we well know!

Posted by: Marge from Fargo at May 19, 2016 09:09 PM (kKWNP)

400 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:07 PM (1ZOkK)

ZokK it to me!

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2016 09:09 PM (gyKtp)

401 The Duchesses of Hazzard

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:09 PM (0OG8D)

402
Who here owns and/or carries a Space Pen?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 19, 2016 09:10 PM (7gCCJ)

403 GLAADiator

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:10 PM (oKE6c)

404

The Dykes of Madison County

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 09:10 PM (qul7b)

405
ZokK it to me!


Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2016 09:09 PM (gyKtp)


I know, right? It just appeared one day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:10 PM (1ZOkK)

406 The High and the Midol

The Fighting SheBees

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 09:10 PM (ktzHq)

407 Clockwork Pink

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 09:10 PM (sdi6R)

408 I go away for a three hour meeting and ......


What the hell have you all done!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2016 09:11 PM (ptqRm)

409 Ms. Spartacus

Posted by: framked at May 19, 2016 09:11 PM (BO/km)

410

The Green Berets

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 09:11 PM (qul7b)

411 408
I go away for a three hour meeting and ......





What the hell have you all done!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2016 09:11 PM (ptqRm)



It's out of control, and it's only going to get worse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:11 PM (1ZOkK)

412 #410: I think you mean, The Queen Berets.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:12 PM (0OG8D)

413 The Cheery Green Berets

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 09:12 PM (ktzHq)

414 Mr Doubtfire

Posted by: framked at May 19, 2016 09:12 PM (BO/km)

415 The Good, The Bad, and the TrigglyPuff

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:12 PM (1ZOkK)

416 The Green Berets

The Raspberry Berets.

Posted by: zombie Prince at May 19, 2016 09:13 PM (yckY2)

417 Three Priuses for Sister Sarah

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:13 PM (1ZOkK)

418 412 #410: I think you mean, The Queen Berets.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:12 PM (0OG8D)



No, no.

The Green Bidets.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:13 PM (oKE6c)

419

Old YellHir

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 09:13 PM (qul7b)

420 Media to Bernie Sanders: Enough Already!





I hope the old commie bastard wins California. I hope he beats her as bad as Slick Willie cheats on her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2016 09:14 PM (45oDG)

421 green barrettes

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at May 19, 2016 09:14 PM (Cq0oW)

422 "Sometimes a Carbon-Based Lifeform's just gotta to do what a Carbon-Based Lifeform's gotta do."

Posted by: Sharkman at May 19, 2016 09:14 PM (AbbRk)

423 Is there a John Wayne movie that wouldn't work?

Big Jackie

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 09:14 PM (ktzHq)

424

African-American Beauty

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 09:14 PM (qul7b)

425 For A Few 77 Cents More

Posted by: Purvis Jackson at May 19, 2016 09:14 PM (vP09u)

426 The Ten Commandments:For The RestofUs.

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 09:14 PM (6I0RI)

427

HimFighters

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 09:15 PM (qul7b)

428 Star Whores

...wait, that's probably also a porno, too

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 09:15 PM (sdi6R)

429

The Rape of Luke

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 09:15 PM (qul7b)

430 A Fistful of WIC Cards

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at May 19, 2016 09:15 PM (Cq0oW)

431 True Xit

Posted by: frakked at May 19, 2016 09:15 PM (BO/km)

432 The Green Berets and Matching Handbags

Posted by: Fritz at May 19, 2016 09:15 PM (f40FU)

433 Galaxy Quim

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 09:15 PM (7qAYi)

434 #423: Jizzum

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:16 PM (0OG8D)

435
Gender Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 09:16 PM (qul7b)

436

Our government is busy saying they do not know that the Egypt air flight was terrorism. That they have reviewed their Intel satellite info and see nothing

Yet a fisherman saw an explosion and fire in the sky


Why would we lie?

Iran

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2016 09:16 PM (zOTsN)

437

John Wickless

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at May 19, 2016 09:16 PM (qul7b)

438 425 For A Few 77 Cents More

Epic

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 09:17 PM (ktzHq)

439 Harriet Potter and the Philosophers Stoned

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:17 PM (wYnyS)

440 Monsieur Bovary

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:17 PM (oKE6c)

441 Fast And Furriness

Wherein a gang of car stealing Furries try to avoid both the law and a combat squad of veterinarians equipped with spaying gear.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2016 09:17 PM (gyKtp)

442 423 Is there a John Wayne movie that wouldn't work?

Big Jackie

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 09:14 PM (ktzHq)

Wake of The Red Bitch

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 09:17 PM (7qAYi)

443 The ninth circle of Hell would be this thread .....forever...

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2016 09:17 PM (qUNWi)

444 Mrx. Doubtfire

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at May 19, 2016 09:17 PM (Cq0oW)

445 The Cook, The Thief, Her Wife and Her Lover

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2016 09:17 PM (OxUnq)

446 My Favorite Yiff

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:18 PM (0OG8D)

447 The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 09:18 PM (sdi6R)

448 Das Booty

Posted by: frabked at May 19, 2016 09:18 PM (BO/km)

449 Malcolm XX

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:18 PM (oKE6c)

450 John Wayne as Genghis Khan was pretty fucking bad.


I'm just sayin...

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2016 09:18 PM (qUNWi)

451 Snatch - 22

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2016 09:18 PM (OxUnq)

452 Jeebus. New thread please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:18 PM (1ZOkK)

453 Seven Partners for Seven Siblings

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:18 PM (0OG8D)

454 Ben Hurover.

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 09:19 PM (6I0RI)

455 The Fantastic Whore

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 09:19 PM (7qAYi)

456 Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2016 09:16 PM (zOTsN)

Well, at least we know for certain that this has NOTHING.TO.DO.WITH.islam!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:19 PM (wYnyS)

457 Personhattan.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:19 PM (oKE6c)

458 Tar-xan. Thing Of The Jungle.

Posted by: frabked at May 19, 2016 09:19 PM (BO/km)

459 A Man for No Reasons

Posted by: Purvis Jackson at May 19, 2016 09:20 PM (vP09u)

460 Laura of Arabia

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:20 PM (1ZOkK)

461 A Moist Day's Night

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 09:20 PM (sdi6R)

462 Stop it! Stop it now!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:20 PM (1ZOkK)

463 Ms. Softball

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:20 PM (oKE6c)

464
Ze Wore a Yellow Ribbon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 09:21 PM (k4M/B)

465 Janette Wick

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:21 PM (hVdx9)

466 Damn. Come on ONT. We are otherwise stuck on stoopid.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 19, 2016 09:21 PM (YLidQ)

467 All The President's Xen.

Posted by: frebked at May 19, 2016 09:21 PM (BO/km)

468 Please PUT THIS THREAD OUT OF ITS MISERY.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:21 PM (1ZOkK)

469 Ole HellYeller.

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 09:21 PM (6I0RI)

470 Natural Born Quilters

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 09:21 PM (ktzHq)

471 12 Angry Womyn

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:22 PM (hVdx9)

472 #458: Don't forget that 1984 classic, Gaystroke: The Legend of Tar-xan.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:22 PM (0OG8D)

473 People...none of these are good.

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2016 09:22 PM (qUNWi)

474 Gah. Enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:22 PM (1ZOkK)

475 Who wants a cheeseburger, with bacon? And avocado too, and ranch dressing, and tomatoes, and lettuce, and onions, and pepperoncini maybe. Why not, throw on everything. Dare me to eat it.. No, really. Dare me.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 09:22 PM (6Ll1u)

476 You can never tap the brakes here.

When it goes bad it's just right into the ditch.

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2016 09:23 PM (qUNWi)

477 Jane

I think you're fighting allowing battle

The thread has become self aware

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2016 09:23 PM (ptqRm)

478
Space pens can write in zero gravity. Is this really something I should give a shit about?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 19, 2016 09:23 PM (7gCCJ)

479 Xercules

Posted by: Purvis Jackson at May 19, 2016 09:23 PM (vP09u)

480 #473: I beg to differ. They're all awesome!

Lost in Transition.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:23 PM (0OG8D)

481 475
Who wants a cheeseburger, with bacon? And avocado too, and ranch
dressing, and tomatoes, and lettuce, and onions, and pepperoncini maybe.
Why not, throw on everything. Dare me to eat it.. No, really. Dare me.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 09:22 PM (6Ll1u)


Enjoy. I lost my appetite earlier with visions of Hillary! in a swimsuit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:24 PM (1ZOkK)

482 There have to be at least four countries with satellites and or radars trained on that area of the world, the US, Russia, Israel, Egypt. Prolly more. They know

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2016 09:24 PM (zOTsN)

483 12 Angry Womyn

I used that one like 400 comments ago.

How about:

Goodfellars

Posted by: frebked at May 19, 2016 09:24 PM (BO/km)

484 Almost Female

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 09:24 PM (ktzHq)

485

College Fires Ex-Delta Force Hero General After Complaints From LGBT Activists About Transgender Bathroom Comment

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=272486

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 09:24 PM (k4M/B)

486 Jane of Ironie

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 09:24 PM (6I0RI)

487 The Outlaw Josefina Wails

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:24 PM (wYnyS)

488 Girlz in Da Hood

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:24 PM (hVdx9)

489 Poonies

Posted by: Purvis Jackson at May 19, 2016 09:25 PM (vP09u)

490 Still nothing good.

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2016 09:25 PM (qUNWi)

491 486
Jane of Ironie

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 09:24 PM (6I0RI)


*throat punch*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:25 PM (1ZOkK)

492 #475: I triple-dog dare you! It sounds like a pretty awesome burger.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:25 PM (0OG8D)

493 Joe of Arc

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

494 The Woman Who Knew Too Little

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:25 PM (hVdx9)

495 Myn of La Myncha

Posted by: Purvis Jackson at May 19, 2016 09:25 PM (vP09u)

496 House of 'Tards

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:26 PM (oKE6c)

497 Xit Came From Outer Space

Posted by: frubked at May 19, 2016 09:26 PM (BO/km)

498 Mary and the Hendesrons

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:26 PM (hVdx9)

499 Gone with the homey...Scarlett O`Hara takes a fancy for the recently freed undocumented field worker known simply as 'Big Pete'. Rhett Butler stands at the end of the staircase eyeing 'Mammy' lustfully...'Two can play this game' ...

Posted by: Marge from Fargo at May 19, 2016 09:26 PM (kKWNP)

500 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 09:24 PM (k4M/B)


You can tell a lot about the inherent character of a nation by whom they choose to honor!

WASTF!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:27 PM (wYnyS)

501 College Fires Ex-Delta Force Hero General After Complaints From LGBT Activists About Transgender Bathroom Comment

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=272486

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 09:24 PM (k4M/B)




One day reality and the consequences of their stupidity and arrogance is going to hit these snowflakes like a mother. At least I hope it will

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2016 09:27 PM (45oDG)

502 Wommannequin

Posted by: frubked at May 19, 2016 09:27 PM (BO/km)

503 499
Gone with the homey...Scarlett O`Hara takes a fancy for the recently
freed undocumented field worker known simply as 'Big Pete'. Rhett Butler
stands at the end of the staircase eyeing 'Mammy' lustfully...'Two can
play this game' ...

Posted by: Marge from Fargo at May 19, 2016 09:26 PM (kKWNP)


Sounds like a porno.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:27 PM (1ZOkK)

504 Women Prefer Blondes

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:27 PM (hVdx9)

505 I own a Space Pen...

Posted by: Zettai "Thixotropic" Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 09:28 PM (kP16F)

506 Teen She-Wolf

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2016 09:28 PM (OxUnq)

507 Use a pencil.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 09:28 PM (k4M/B)

508 I have it in my hand now... Right here! In my hand... A Space Pen!

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2016 09:29 PM (kP16F)

509 Now reporting no explosion detected by US satellites

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2016 09:29 PM (zOTsN)

510 Alice's Restaurant (where you CAN get Alice)

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:29 PM (wYnyS)

511 A Man Called Doris

Posted by: fribked at May 19, 2016 09:29 PM (BO/km)

512 Condom on the Barbarian

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:29 PM (oKE6c)

513 What about Boob?

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2016 09:29 PM (OxUnq)

514 My Side of the Restroom.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 09:29 PM (cmE8J)

515 Artemis 13

Posted by: Ron Howard at May 19, 2016 09:29 PM (yckY2)

516 507 Use a pencil.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 09:28 PM (k4M/B)


Da. That's what we did. Didn't cost anything.

Posted by: The Soviet Space Program at May 19, 2016 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

517 Back to the Non-Patriarchal Future

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:30 PM (hVdx9)

518 If Trump picks Palin for Veep he will not have to worry about a crazed leftist with a gun. The possibility of President Palin would have the Democrats living in fear. If they lost sleep over it maybe they wouldn't be so effective at being evil.

Posted by: Didn't Read the Thread at May 19, 2016 09:30 PM (nUoCE)

519 Thelma and Louise starring Caitlyn Jenner and RuPaul

Posted by: Me at May 19, 2016 09:30 PM (yCBqQ)

520 The C*nt of Monte Cristo

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:30 PM (oKE6c)

521 Completely off topic but the obituary linked in the sidebar made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 19, 2016 09:30 PM (hJrjt)

522 Now reporting no explosion detected by US satellites

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2016 09:29 PM (zOTsN)


Same level of accuracy as in reporting the unemployment numbers or fudging the satellite temperature sensor data I'd guess!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:31 PM (wYnyS)

523 Billy Jacqueline.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 09:32 PM (cmE8J)

524 Lonesome Dovette

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:32 PM (hVdx9)

525 Support Your Local Xheriff

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 09:32 PM (ktzHq)

526 Something About Barry.

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 09:33 PM (6I0RI)

527 Last of the Mohicas

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:33 PM (hVdx9)

528 508 I have it in my hand now... Right here! In my hand... A Space Pen!
Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2016 09:29 PM (kP16F)


Are you on the ISS? Otherwise, why do you need one?

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

529 My Cousin Winnie

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 09:33 PM (ktzHq)

530 501
College Fires Ex-Delta Force Hero General After Complaints From LGBT Activists About Transgender Bathroom Comment



http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=272486



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 09:24 PM (k4M/B)




And the Social Justice Warriors (with their expressive wrists and man-buns) claim another victim. A good and decent man, husband and father.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:33 PM (1ZOkK)

531 Something About Maricons

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2016 09:34 PM (oKE6c)

532 Who's the babe sitting in for The Kelly File right now? Can't catch her name..

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2016 09:34 PM (kP16F)

533 We are all in space rickl. We should all have space pens.

Posted by: frisked at May 19, 2016 09:34 PM (BO/km)

534 The Cowgirl Way

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:34 PM (hVdx9)

535 The Gender-Fluid Persyn from A.U.N.T.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:35 PM (0OG8D)

536 The God Mother

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:36 PM (hVdx9)

537 When we are under attack by the Chinese, Russians, Norks, whatever, the SJWs will be screaming and crying for our military to protect them.

They can look to their precious Chocolate Messiah cowering under his desk and in their last seconds on earth, go "WHYYY MEEEE????"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:36 PM (1ZOkK)

538 Little Bitches

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 09:36 PM (4ErVI)

539 Missionary: Impossible

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:36 PM (0OG8D)

540 Thelma and Louise starring Caitlyn Jenner and RuPaul

Posted by: Me at May 19, 2016 09:30 PM (yCBqQ)


The Defiant Ones - staring Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 09:36 PM (cmE8J)

541 The Space Pen -- it was a gift. One can still get replacement cartridges for them at Staples!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 09:36 PM (kP16F)

542 The Fairy Godfather

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:36 PM (0OG8D)

543 I'm aware of the ridiconculousness of this thread but the porn star for the new age is Dong Gone Silver.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 19, 2016 09:36 PM (hJrjt)

544 Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan's Mom.

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 09:37 PM (MQEz6)

545 Please, ONT. You're our only hope.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:37 PM (1ZOkK)

546 Androgyny: Now

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:37 PM (0OG8D)

547 Ben Hurover.
Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 09:19 PM (6I0RI)

Ok I like this one.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 09:38 PM (heN73)

548 "I'm aware of the ridiconculousness of this thread but the porn star for the new age is Dong Gone Silver."


Golf clap

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2016 09:38 PM (ptqRm)

549 The Daughters of Katie Elder

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 09:38 PM (4ErVI)

550 530 501
College Fires Ex-Delta Force Hero General After Complaints From LGBT Activists About Transgender Bathroom Comment

And the Social Justice Warriors (with their expressive wrists and man-buns) claim another victim. A good and decent man, husband and father.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:33 PM (1ZOkK)



Then we need to start boycotting that college, too. Discourage your children from attending, and alumni shouldn't contribute.

If you own a business, any applicant's resume showing that college on it should get shitcanned.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 09:38 PM (sdi6R)

551 44 I guess I hate Hillary supporters more than I hate Trump supporters, so I guess I hope Hillary loses. Of course, Air Hillary crashing into Air Trump over a large body of body would be a win-win, but what are the odds?


Posted by: America the Dead

As a Trump supporter, thanks for the hate. At least I'm not a supporter of plane crashes.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 19, 2016 09:38 PM (QdAXQ)

552 Please, ONT. You're our only hope.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:37 PM (1ZOkK)

I feel your pain, Jane.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 19, 2016 09:38 PM (hJrjt)

553 Michael Poppins.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 09:38 PM (heN73)

554 Or Gary Poppins. Or Barry Poppins.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 09:39 PM (heN73)

555 Tronette

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:39 PM (hVdx9)

556 Rio Lesbo.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 09:39 PM (cmE8J)

557 Butch Chasity and the SundancinghalfnekkidKid

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 09:39 PM (6I0RI)

558 High Nooner

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:39 PM (wYnyS)

559 Please Help us, ONT. You're our only hope.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2016 09:40 PM (ptqRm)

560 Tran

Posted by: frixked at May 19, 2016 09:40 PM (BO/km)

561 Seven Mules for Mister Sarah

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:40 PM (0OG8D)

562 I feel your pain, Jane.

yes...this is awful.

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2016 09:40 PM (qUNWi)

563 Dances with Whores

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 09:40 PM (4ErVI)

564 Shoutout at the OK Corral.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 09:40 PM (Nwg0u)

565
550 530 501
College Fires Ex-Delta Force Hero General After Complaints From LGBT Activists About Transgender Bathroom Comment

And the Social Justice Warriors (with their expressive wrists and man-buns) claim another victim. A good and decent man, husband and father.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:33 PM (1ZOkK)


Then we need to start boycotting that college, too. Discourage your children from attending, and alumni shouldn't contribute.

If you own a business, any applicant's resume showing that college on it should get shitcanned.
Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 09:38 PM (sdi6R)

Yup.

Hit them back.

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 09:40 PM (MQEz6)

566 The Postwoman

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 09:40 PM (4ErVI)

567 And Tran II. The Switch Back.

Posted by: frexked at May 19, 2016 09:40 PM (BO/km)

568 I Left My Shart at Wounded Knee

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:41 PM (hVdx9)

569 Gleaming the Cuticle

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 09:41 PM (ktzHq)

570 The Space Pen isn't really a mere pen -- it's a Writing Instrument Or a commie space pencil...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 09:41 PM (kP16F)

571 The Last Starfucker

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:41 PM (0OG8D)

572 You guys don't know when to quit.

STOP IT NOW. DON'T MAKE ME WHACK YOUR PEE-PEES.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:41 PM (1ZOkK)

573 Please, ONT. You're our only hope.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:37 PM (1ZOkK)


You're beginning to sound desperate!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:41 PM (wYnyS)

574 Gaylien

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:41 PM (hVdx9)

575 Urban Cowperson

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 09:41 PM (4ErVI)

576 Seven Brothers for Seven Brothers

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 09:42 PM (MQEz6)

577 KLOS a radio station in LA. Plays the full version of Alice's Restaurant Every Thanksgiving. It's a must listen for you and your seeing eye dog.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 09:42 PM (6Ll1u)

578 STOP IT NOW. DON'T MAKE ME WHACK YOUR PEE-PEES.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:41 PM (1ZOkK)

To some of us, that sounds like encouragement.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 09:42 PM (heN73)

579 The Cowpersons.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 09:42 PM (cmE8J)

580 "Then we need to start boycotting that college, too."

Colleges and Universities need to be stripped of their tax exempt status. Also take away student loans and public paying of tuition.

They are a negative. Sucking up public funds for socialist causes.

Posted by: huh? at May 19, 2016 09:42 PM (CRXed)

581 Raiders of the Lost Snark

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:42 PM (hVdx9)

582 Gaylien
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:41 PM (hVdx9)

Gaylien vs. Hermaphrodite.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 09:43 PM (heN73)

583 Xilander

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 09:43 PM (ktzHq)

584 An Officer and a Gentlewoman

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 09:43 PM (4ErVI)

585 The Vaginers

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 09:43 PM (MQEz6)

586 Gayliens Versus Sexual Predators

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:43 PM (0OG8D)

587 *puts round in chamber*

*heads to garage to start car*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:43 PM (1ZOkK)

588 Titty Titty Bang Bang!

Posted by: Me at May 19, 2016 09:43 PM (yCBqQ)

589 Francine Bueller's Day Off

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:44 PM (hVdx9)

590 When we are under attack by the Chinese, Russians, Norks, whatever, the SJWs will be screaming and crying for our military to protect them.

They can look to their precious Chocolate Messiah cowering under his desk and in their last seconds on earth, go "WHYYY MEEEE????"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:36 PM (1ZOkK)




One day the feces must hit the fan for these turds. One day mommy and daddy won't be able to support them any more. One day their little bubbles will burst. It can't happen fast enough

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2016 09:44 PM (45oDG)

591 Wolverette

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 09:44 PM (MQEz6)

592 572
STOP IT NOW. DON'T MAKE ME WHACK YOUR PEE-PEES.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:41 PM (1ZOkK)


Wait. You'll help us in transitioning?

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

593 Gaylien
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:41 PM (hVdx9)

Gaylien vs. Hermaphrodite.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 09:43 PM (heN73)


Nah, it's Gaylien vs. Mothera!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:44 PM (wYnyS)

594 Gaylien vs. Hermaphrodite.

We are getting into Mozilla territory now.

Posted by: flexked at May 19, 2016 09:44 PM (BO/km)

595 Buffy, The Urinal Slayer

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 09:44 PM (MQEz6)

596 Seven Brothers for Seven Brothers

Seven wives for seven sisters.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2016 09:44 PM (ptqRm)

597 The Dirty Dozenettes.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 09:44 PM (cmE8J)

598 Dirty Harriet

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:45 PM (0OG8D)

599 Xwomen.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 09:45 PM (heN73)

600 Trump: "Ask Hillary who blew up the plane last night."

Fasten your seatbelt, Hilldog. It's going to be a bumpy ride.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 09:45 PM (Nwg0u)

601 One Poo Over The Cookoo's nest

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:45 PM (hVdx9)

602 Weakened at Bernice's

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 09:45 PM (6I0RI)

603 Full Silk Jacket

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:45 PM (hVdx9)

604 DON'T MAKE ME WHACK YOUR PEE-PEES.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:41 PM (1ZOkK)

Way ahead of you.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 09:45 PM (7qAYi)

605 Fight Clatch

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 09:45 PM (MQEz6)

606 Glade Runner

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:46 PM (hVdx9)

607 Cry Hard

Posted by: Sheila Willis at May 19, 2016 09:46 PM (yckY2)

608 Onion site Clickhole has made Pikachu Breatfeeding Obama a thing.

Posted by: Series of Tubes at May 19, 2016 09:46 PM (gwG9s)

609 Dr Strangelove. Oh wait, that's a real movie title.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 19, 2016 09:46 PM (hJrjt)

610 Holey moley. I saw the first Bernie yard sign today while passing through a small town in East Texas. That is one brave person, or it is part of a prank.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at May 19, 2016 09:46 PM (iRHb1)

611 Who Framed Roberta Rabbit

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:46 PM (hVdx9)

612
588 Titty Titty Bang Bang!
Posted by: Me at May 19, 2016 09:43 PM (yCBqQ)

Pretty sure I've seen that one.

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 09:47 PM (MQEz6)

613 The Lost Girls

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:47 PM (hVdx9)

614 Glengarry Glenna Ross

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 09:47 PM (4ErVI)

615 Grumpy Old Bitches

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 09:47 PM (4ErVI)

616 Pretty sure I've seen that one.

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 09:47 PM (MQEz6)


Pretty sure we've seen them all. It's like a bunch on monkey's on crack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:47 PM (1ZOkK)

617 Wombstone

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:47 PM (0OG8D)

618 Dog Day Afternoon

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 09:47 PM (7qAYi)

619 612
588 Titty Titty Bang Bang!
Posted by: Me at May 19, 2016 09:43 PM (yCBqQ)

Pretty sure I've seen that one.

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 09:47 PM (MQEz6)


I think I saw it twice!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:48 PM (wYnyS)

620 Tailiens

...oh wait

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:48 PM (hVdx9)

621 Breakfast at Hillary's.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 09:48 PM (cmE8J)

622 Moby Dickless

Posted by: flexked at May 19, 2016 09:48 PM (BO/km)

623 Bitch Day Afternoon

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:48 PM (hVdx9)

624 All the Queen's Men

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:49 PM (0OG8D)

625 *moves bowl full of crack away from Horde*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:49 PM (1ZOkK)

626 Woman In The Iron Mask

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:49 PM (hVdx9)

627 Pretty sure we've seen them all. It's like a bunch on monkey's on crack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:47 PM (1ZOkK)


Give a monkey a typewriter and this is the result...

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:49 PM (wYnyS)

628 Hang em, well really don't hang em high, kinda hang em low. But make sure you put a hot girl in the movie.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2016 09:49 PM (6Ll1u)

629 When Sherry Met Sally

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:49 PM (hVdx9)

630 The Three Muskequeers

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:50 PM (0OG8D)

631 Sometimes, you have to stop and ask yourself, does this beat having an actual life?

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:50 PM (wYnyS)

632 For a few condoms more.

Posted by: Sandra F at May 19, 2016 09:50 PM (cmE8J)

633 Give a monkey a typewriter and this is the result...

Posted by: Hrothgar
****

(Flings poo at Hrothgar...realizes it wasn't his own)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:50 PM (hVdx9)

634 Sometimes, you have to stop and ask yourself, does this beat having an actual life?

You have to ask?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2016 09:50 PM (qJhUV)

635 Doggie Style Afternooner

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 09:51 PM (6I0RI)

636 Well, this is something.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 09:51 PM (lg9fx)

637 Never Silent Movie

Enter the Drag Queen

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 09:51 PM (NXyHU)

638 Doggie Style Afternooner
Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 09:51 PM (6I0RI)

Ah yes, the good ol' days.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 09:51 PM (heN73)

639 Furry

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 09:51 PM (MQEz6)

640 The Three Muskequeers

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:50 PM (0OG8D)


The Three MustbeLGBTC

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:52 PM (wYnyS)

641 #631: I was a member of four or five popular dating sites for a year and a half. I didn't get a single date out of all that. Sometimes you just have to make do with what you've got.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:52 PM (0OG8D)

642 635 Doggie Style Afternooner
Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 09:51 PM (6I0RI)


That was probably a real movie too.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 09:52 PM (sdi6R)

643 Leaving Vas Deferens

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 09:52 PM (ktzHq)

644 The Three Amigas

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:52 PM (hVdx9)

645 *primes flamethrower*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)

646
Viva Hir Vegas

Frinch Lingerie Connection

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 09:52 PM (NXyHU)

647 High Plains Grifter.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 19, 2016 09:53 PM (hJrjt)

648 Jane! Stop this crazy thing!

Posted by: Jorge Jetson at May 19, 2016 09:53 PM (k4M/B)

649 The Good The Bad, and the Fabulous

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:53 PM (hVdx9)

650 Leaving Los Vegans

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:53 PM (hVdx9)

651 Dirty Harriet.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 09:53 PM (heN73)

652 648
Jane! Stop this crazy thing!



Posted by: Jorge Jetson at May 19, 2016 09:53 PM (k4M/B)


I've got a flamethrower, but I need a flash bang. Anyone???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:54 PM (1ZOkK)

653
Driving Mr. Daisy

Mr. Doubtfire


Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 19, 2016 09:54 PM (ODxAs)

654 This is like crack. We'll all be consumed with self loathing in the morning.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 19, 2016 09:54 PM (hJrjt)

655 Madame Be Ovary

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:54 PM (wYnyS)

656
The Green Dildo

Blue Suede Dudes

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 09:54 PM (NXyHU)

657 Snatch 22

Posted by: Me at May 19, 2016 09:55 PM (yCBqQ)

658
The Prince Bride

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 19, 2016 09:55 PM (ODxAs)

659 Soylent Groin

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 19, 2016 09:55 PM (hJrjt)

660 Driving Mrs Lindsey

Posted by: fleyked at May 19, 2016 09:55 PM (BO/km)

661 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Trans.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 09:56 PM (cmE8J)

662

The Woman in the Iron Chastity Belt

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 09:56 PM (NXyHU)

663 A Tale of Two Titties

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:56 PM (hVdx9)

664 That HAS to be a real pron title

Posted by: Me at May 19, 2016 09:56 PM (yCBqQ)

665 Free Wiiladeena

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 09:56 PM (6I0RI)

666 Femlins

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:56 PM (hVdx9)

667
Shrillary: "It Berns when I pee."

Horn-Dog: "Ah, yup, it burns when I pee, too, Hon!"

Shrillary: "#%*!!?~>

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 09:56 PM (BK3ZS)

668 The remake of Goldmember will be something else.

Posted by: fluffy at May 19, 2016 09:56 PM (2hcmo)

669 European-American Males Are Incapable of Jumping With Any Significant Effect

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:56 PM (0OG8D)

670 I can't think of any more movies.

TV shows: Sky Queen

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

671 Close Encounters of the Third Gender.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 09:57 PM (heN73)

672 Jackie's Rape at the Frat House: The Greatest Story Ever Told

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 09:57 PM (Nwg0u)

673 Soylent Groin is mildly acceptable.

I'll accept that.

Still all terrible.

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2016 09:57 PM (qUNWi)

674 Audrey Powers: International Persyn of Mystery

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 09:57 PM (0OG8D)

675

Lord of the Nipple Rings

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 09:57 PM (NXyHU)

676 My Three Xons

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

677 Batgirl vs. Supergirl: Dawn of Juices

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 09:58 PM (MQEz6)

678 Saving Private Dianne

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:58 PM (hVdx9)

679 An all-female Ghostbusters!

Nah, too stoopid.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 09:58 PM (7qAYi)

680 LOTR: The Return of the Queen

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 09:58 PM (wYnyS)

681 >>> European-American Males Are Incapable of Jumping With Any Significant Effect

White Queens Can't Sashay

Posted by: fluffy at May 19, 2016 09:58 PM (2hcmo)

682 Good grief. *flamethrows thread to no apparent avail*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:58 PM (1ZOkK)

683
The Something who Shot Liberty Valance.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 09:58 PM (ODxAs)

684 The Honeybuns of Navarone

Posted by: just grinding metal now at May 19, 2016 09:58 PM (yckY2)

685 E-3: The Extra-Testicle

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 09:58 PM (7qAYi)

686 Fun With Dicks and Jane

Posted by: flayked at May 19, 2016 09:59 PM (BO/km)

687 Woohoo, got #666

Have Man Bun Will Travel

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:59 PM (hVdx9)

688 Fun With Jane's D*ck

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:59 PM (hVdx9)

689 Dragnet. The stockings.

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 09:59 PM (6I0RI)

690 The Something Who Negotiated with Equality Valance

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2016 09:59 PM (T/5A0)

691 The Lord of the Rings: The FellowXeship of the Ring

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 10:00 PM (wYnyS)

692 Charlene Varrick

Posted by: fluffy at May 19, 2016 10:00 PM (2hcmo)

693 682 Good grief. *flamethrows thread to no apparent avail*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 09:58 PM (1ZOkK)

Nuke the thread from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2016 10:00 PM (7qAYi)

694 It's a Snarknado! There's no stopping it!!

Posted by: fluyked at May 19, 2016 10:00 PM (BO/km)

695 686 Fun With Dicks and Jane
Posted by: flayked at May 19, 2016 09:59 PM (BO/km)


That's probably a real movie, too.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 10:00 PM (sdi6R)

696 Bareback in the Park w/ Strap-On

Posted by: Neil Sighwoman at May 19, 2016 10:00 PM (gwG9s)

697
In the Garden of Good and Boned.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:00 PM (ODxAs)

698 There's Something About Larry

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:00 PM (MQEz6)

699 688
Fun With Jane's D*ck

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:59 PM (hVdx9)


You have a death wish, don't you. *summons one of AtC's raptors

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:00 PM (1ZOkK)

700 Silence Of the Pams

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:01 PM (hVdx9)

701 "Good grief. *flamethrows thread to no apparent avail*"


Nah, this one's outta control. Outta control.

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:01 PM (lg9fx)

702 Morley Safer dead.

How they can tell, I have no idea.

Posted by: Purvis Jackson at May 19, 2016 10:01 PM (ZKlDy)

703 My Crabs Have Eyes

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:01 PM (NXyHU)

704
The Wiminions.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:01 PM (ODxAs)

705 The Pink Max

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 10:01 PM (Nwg0u)

706 Gillian's Island

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 10:01 PM (sdi6R)

707 Jeremiah's Johnson

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 19, 2016 10:02 PM (4ErVI)

708
Saturday Night Queefer

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:02 PM (NXyHU)

709 Fun With Jane's D*ck

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 09:59 PM (hVdx9)

You have a death wish, don't you. *summons one of AtC's raptors



Posted by: Jane D'oh
****

(But not this Jane)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:02 PM (hVdx9)

710 War AND Piece.

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 10:02 PM (6I0RI)

711 Gone With The Kweef

Posted by: Butterfly Steve McQueen at May 19, 2016 10:02 PM (gwG9s)

712 Two Sarahs for Mister Mule


Posted by: Me at May 19, 2016 10:02 PM (yCBqQ)

713 How Green Was My Valley

Posted by: Sandra Fluked at May 19, 2016 10:02 PM (BO/km)

714 Strap-On Toy Story

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:02 PM (hVdx9)

715 You're a Good Xer, Charlie Brown

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 10:02 PM (7qAYi)

716 (But not this Jane)





Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:02 PM (hVdx9)


Too late. Mr. Happy Pants should be at your door shortly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:03 PM (1ZOkK)

717 Castagay

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:03 PM (0OG8D)

718 Sxerlock Holmes

Posted by: Sir A.C. Doyle at May 19, 2016 10:03 PM (yckY2)

719 Anchortran: The Legend of Fawn Burgundy

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 10:03 PM (ktzHq)

720
MI:4 - Miss Impossible

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:03 PM (ODxAs)

721 Moon Rivulette

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:03 PM (MQEz6)

722 You know how you're old?

You read newspapers and watch 60 Minutes.

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2016 10:03 PM (qUNWi)

723 Miracle on 30 Whore Street

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:03 PM (NXyHU)

724 American Booty

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:03 PM (hVdx9)

725 Mad Madge II : The Road Whore-ior

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:03 PM (uxHUH)

726 Cinderfella

Oh wait.
They actually did that.
And the French loved it!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2016 10:04 PM (T/5A0)

727 The Queer Hunter

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:04 PM (0OG8D)

728 Yojanbo.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:04 PM (cmE8J)

729
Mad Maxiepad

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:04 PM (ODxAs)

730 Crocodile Marie.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 10:04 PM (heN73)

731 Beverly Hills Copulator...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:05 PM (kP16F)

732 Mad Maxine

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:05 PM (hVdx9)

733 Mod Squat

TJ's a Hooker

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:05 PM (NXyHU)

734 Twi-Shite

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:05 PM (hVdx9)

735 The Queer of Living Safely (because he uses a condom and stuff)

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:05 PM (0OG8D)

736 Howdy everbody. I was a Crewser. Now a Trumper.

I tip my hat and say,
Stranger pass by

Goodnight

Posted by: rightlysouthern at May 19, 2016 10:05 PM (MvqkB)

737
Straight Outta Cosmo

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:05 PM (ODxAs)

738 "Too late. Mr. Happy Pants should be at your door shortly."


Uh-oh. Gird your loins.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:05 PM (lg9fx)

739 A Fistfull of What?

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 10:06 PM (6I0RI)

740 "Marines weigh stripping the word 'man' from all job titles"

======================

Will they change Corpsman to Corpse?

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2016 10:06 PM (a6Ff7)

741 The Good, The Bad and the Great Personality

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:06 PM (uxHUH)

742 Suddenly, Last Hummer

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 19, 2016 10:06 PM (ktzHq)

743 *cracks door open*

*slam*

Posted by: Meremortal, takes the wine at May 19, 2016 10:06 PM (3myMJ)

744 Transpotting

Posted by: fuuyked at May 19, 2016 10:06 PM (BO/km)

745 Rashowomon

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 10:06 PM (wYnyS)

746
The Jungle Boob

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:06 PM (ODxAs)

747 The Day the Clown Cried

Posted by: Jerry Lewis at May 19, 2016 10:06 PM (gwG9s)

748 On Golden Showers...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:06 PM (kP16F)

749
Rear Window Treatment

Break Fart Pass

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:06 PM (NXyHU)

750 #736: Good to see you, RS! Good night to you, too!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:07 PM (0OG8D)

751 The Bitches of Madison County.

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 10:07 PM (6I0RI)

752 Mindy Python's Flying Circus

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 10:07 PM (sdi6R)

753 Uh-oh. Gird your loins.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****

I have that link somewhere...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:07 PM (hVdx9)

754 Cross of Ironing Board

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 10:07 PM (Nwg0u)

755 "Will they change Corpsman to Corpse?"

CorpseXe? CorpseXer?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:07 PM (lg9fx)

756 True Bromance
or

True Ho-mance

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:08 PM (hVdx9)

757 Fists of Furries...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:08 PM (kP16F)

758
Coochwash

Throw Papa from the Train

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:08 PM (NXyHU)

759 Raging Cow

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 10:08 PM (Nwg0u)

760 The Way We Xer.

Posted by: fugyked at May 19, 2016 10:08 PM (BO/km)

761 The Bridgets of Madison County

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:08 PM (0OG8D)

762 Million Dollar Boobies

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:08 PM (hVdx9)

763
Cow Durham

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2016 10:09 PM (T/5A0)

764 Raging Bull Dyke

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:09 PM (hVdx9)

765 Bring me the head of Alfreda Garcia.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:09 PM (cmE8J)

766 A Hard Gay's Night.

Posted by: Beatles at May 19, 2016 10:09 PM (8aOqE)

767 The Bridget on the River Kawaii

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:09 PM (0OG8D)

768 High Heel Drifter

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:09 PM (MQEz6)

769 The Last Gays of the Third Reich...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:09 PM (kP16F)

770 Can't resist.

Pearl Necklace Harbor

And I denounce myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:10 PM (1ZOkK)

771 Peterless Pan

Posted by: fugyked at May 19, 2016 10:10 PM (BO/km)

772 Scarf Ace

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:10 PM (0OG8D)

773 The Shawskank Redemption

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:10 PM (hVdx9)

774 The Mask of Whorro.

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 10:10 PM (6I0RI)

775 The Outlaw Josie Wails

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2016 10:10 PM (gyKtp)

776 Maxipad Overdrive

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:10 PM (MQEz6)

777 The Wizzer of Oz.

Posted by: Baum at May 19, 2016 10:10 PM (8aOqE)

778 Forrest Hump

or

Forrest Dump

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:11 PM (hVdx9)

779 Von Randi's Express

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 10:11 PM (Nwg0u)

780 Anal - yze This

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:11 PM (uxHUH)

781 Jane. See, it's contagious. So take back the throat punch. Ha

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 10:11 PM (6I0RI)

782 #778: How about... Forrest Trump?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:11 PM (0OG8D)

783 Luan: The Professional

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:11 PM (hVdx9)

784
Kindergarten cop a feel

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:11 PM (NXyHU)

785 The Outlaw Josie Wails

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2016 10:10 PM (gyKtp)


487

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 10:12 PM (wYnyS)

786 One-Eyed Jills.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:12 PM (cmE8J)

787 "And I denounce myself."


Lone Wolf McQueen.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:12 PM (lg9fx)

788 If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Rapey

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:12 PM (MQEz6)

789 From Xer to Eternity

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 10:12 PM (Nwg0u)

790 Will no one save us from this thread???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:12 PM (1ZOkK)

791
High Plains Queefer

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:13 PM (NXyHU)

792 Dragula

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:13 PM (hVdx9)

793 Can't resist.

Pearl Necklace Harbor

And I denounce myself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:10 PM (1ZOkK)

Now that wasn't so bad, was it??

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 10:13 PM (heN73)

794 Continuing with TV shows: Route 69

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

795 Holy fuck. This place has gone full retard and can't stop.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 19, 2016 10:13 PM (YLidQ)

796 Simone & Simone

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:13 PM (lg9fx)

797 Will no one save us from this thread???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:12 PM (1ZOkK)


Abandon hope all xe who enter here!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 10:14 PM (wYnyS)

798

TOKYO (AP) — A group representing Japanese survivors of U.S. atomic bombings urged President Barack Obama to hear their stories and apologize when he visits Hiroshima next week.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 10:14 PM (k4M/B)

799 Braveshart

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:14 PM (hVdx9)

800 Le Mons

Posted by: anatomy at May 19, 2016 10:14 PM (yckY2)

801 Ras: Trump +5
Fox: Trump +3
Slimes: Hildabeast +6

So basically it's a tie.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 19, 2016 10:14 PM (0LHZx)

802 The one-eyed trouser mouse who roared

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:14 PM (NXyHU)

803 Magnum Condom, P.I.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:14 PM (lg9fx)

804 The Pit and the Speculum

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:14 PM (MQEz6)

805 ET. The Extratransexual.

Posted by: fegyked at May 19, 2016 10:14 PM (BO/km)

806 Continued from #782: "We're gonna build a big, beautiful boat! And we'll catch so many shrimp, you're gonna get sick of shrimp. It's gonna be fabulous!"

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:14 PM (0OG8D)

807 I'm convinced that there are real Satanic rituals going on in the halls of power. It's the only thing that makes sense when you consider how many people who are both wicked & stupid have managed to seize power.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2016 07:42 PM (7qAYi)

Oh, all of us at church were convinced the Clintons had sold their souls back in '92.

Posted by: Sal at May 19, 2016 10:14 PM (MRX6w)

808 Interview With The Trampire

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:15 PM (hVdx9)

809 The Hurtcocker

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:15 PM (lg9fx)

810 "Why Women DESTROY NATIONS * / CIVILIZATIONS - and other UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS":
http://tinyurl.com/jm6rj9f

Be afraid, be very afraid ...

Posted by: I won't submit at May 19, 2016 10:15 PM (zj+JZ)

811 Who's Eating Gloria Grape

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:15 PM (hVdx9)

812 Grace's Anatomy

Xerson of Interest

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 10:15 PM (wYnyS)

813 794 Continuing with TV shows: Route 69
Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2016 10:13 PM (sdi6R-
---------------------
WKRPLGBTQ

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2016 10:16 PM (T/5A0)

814 High Nooner

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2016 10:16 PM (gyKtp)

815 30 Seconds Under Topo Gigio

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 10:16 PM (Nwg0u)

816 Booty and the Beast

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:16 PM (hVdx9)

817 Mighty Hermaphrodite

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:16 PM (uxHUH)

818 C*nttails

Posted by: starring Tammy Cruise at May 19, 2016 10:16 PM (yckY2)

819 They Were Sexpendable...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:17 PM (kP16F)

820 Quigley Gown Under

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:17 PM (lg9fx)

821 TOKYO (AP) - A group representing Japanese survivors of U.S. atomic bombings urged President Barack Obama to hear their stories and apologize when he visits Hiroshima next week.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 10:14 PM (k4M/B)


Oddly enough, no Bataan Death March survivors were asked for comments!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 10:17 PM (wYnyS)

822 The Dick and Dyke Show

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2016 10:17 PM (T/5A0)

823 Necromancing the Stoned.

Posted by: M Douglas at May 19, 2016 10:18 PM (8aOqE)

824 The Trans-sporter.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:18 PM (cmE8J)

825 Tuna, Tuna, Tuna!

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:18 PM (MQEz6)

826 A Few Good Women

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:18 PM (lg9fx)

827 Bridge over the River Qweef

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 10:18 PM (6I0RI)

828 The C*cksucker Proxy

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:19 PM (lg9fx)

829 The Longest Gay.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 10:19 PM (heN73)

830 The Longest Gay.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:19 PM (cmE8J)

831
Its a Wonderful MILF

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:19 PM (ODxAs)

832 Watching Archer. Sticking in fucking liberal propaganda for no comic purpose at all. Archer actually gave a serious speech that sounded like the transcript from code pink. Fuck Ever watching Archer again.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 19, 2016 10:19 PM (MNgU2)

833 Poondock Saints

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 10:19 PM (wYnyS)

834 Dead Wood.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 19, 2016 10:19 PM (8aOqE)

835 829
The Longest Gay.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 10:19 PM (heN73)

Jinx!

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:19 PM (cmE8J)

836
Jennifer Lawrence of Arabia

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:19 PM (ODxAs)

837 Saving Ryan's Privates

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:20 PM (hVdx9)

838 A Beautiful Ass

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:20 PM (MQEz6)

839 This comment thread needs an intervention

Posted by: L, Elle at May 19, 2016 10:20 PM (6IPEM)

840 Trans-spotting

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:20 PM (0OG8D)

841 Smokey And The Bondage...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:20 PM (kP16F)

842 It's the only thing that makes sense when you consider how many people who are both wicked & stupid have managed to seize power.

/looks at TV, pop music, crime rates, and other indicators of American culture

Yeah...I have an alternate explanation...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 19, 2016 10:20 PM (D0J8L)

843 Two Broke Xirls.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:20 PM (lg9fx)

844
Whoro the Gay Blade

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:21 PM (NXyHU)

845 A Beatiful MILF

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:21 PM (MQEz6)

846
Captain's 'Tang and Roo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:21 PM (BK3ZS)

847 821
TOKYO (AP) - A group representing Japanese survivors of U.S. atomic
bombings urged President Barack Obama to hear their stories and
apologize when he visits Hiroshima next week.



Fuck 'em. Waiting for an apology for Pearl Harbor, the Bataan Death March, the rape of Nanking, the treatment of our POW's, etc. etc. etc.


It would be Just Like Barry to bow and apologize.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:21 PM (1ZOkK)

848 The Grand Bootie - fest Hotel

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:21 PM (uxHUH)

849 This has devolved into pure hate.

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2016 10:21 PM (qUNWi)

850
The Bitches of Eastwick.






What?

Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 19, 2016 10:21 PM (FR2VS)

851 Gayberry RFD

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:21 PM (lg9fx)

852
829 The Longest Gay.
Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 10:19 PM (heN73)

830 The Longest Gay.
Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:19 PM (cmE8J)

What are the odds of that happening?

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 10:22 PM (heN73)

853 Robot C*x

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:22 PM (hVdx9)

854

All about Summers Eve.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:22 PM (ODxAs)

855 845

crap

dropped the u

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:22 PM (MQEz6)

856 EaTme

Posted by: George Mucus at May 19, 2016 10:22 PM (gwG9s)

857 Bitchez, please. Enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:22 PM (1ZOkK)

858 "Whoro the Gay Blade"


Wasn't "Zoro, the Gay Blade" enough?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:22 PM (lg9fx)

859 Eat, Gay, Love

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:22 PM (hVdx9)

860
Poonanza

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:22 PM (BK3ZS)

861 Little Sluts on the Prairie.

Posted by: Michael L at May 19, 2016 10:22 PM (8aOqE)

862
Cora, Cora, Cora.

Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 19, 2016 10:23 PM (FR2VS)

863 My Three Beautiful Children Who Happen to Identify as Male

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:23 PM (0OG8D)

864 Hillary's Angels.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:23 PM (cmE8J)

865 Orient Excess

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:23 PM (hVdx9)

866 Xriends

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:23 PM (lg9fx)

867 crap

dropped the u


Yeah...that makes all the difference.

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2016 10:23 PM (qUNWi)

868 Beverly Hills Cock

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:23 PM (uxHUH)

869 The Gaydams Family.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 10:23 PM (heN73)

870 Robocock

Bitch of Chuckie

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:23 PM (NXyHU)

871 "Safe Space", the long-awaited sequel to "Office Space" ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2016 10:23 PM (a6Ff7)

872 The Wild Wild Chest

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:24 PM (hVdx9)

873 Xhe Big Valley

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:24 PM (lg9fx)

874
Rowoman Holiday

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:24 PM (ODxAs)

875
847 821
TOKYO (AP) - A group representing Japanese survivors of U.S. atomic
bombings urged President Barack Obama to hear their stories and
apologize when he visits Hiroshima next week.


Fuck 'em. Waiting for an apology for Pearl Harbor, the Bataan Death March, the rape of Nanking, the treatment of our POW's, etc. etc. etc.


It would be Just Like Barry to bow and apologize.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:21 PM (1ZOkK)

The Imperial Japanese Empire was begging to be nuked.

They're lucky they only got two.

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:24 PM (MQEz6)

876 The Courtship of Edie's Parent B

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:24 PM (0OG8D)

877 The Womanchurian Candidate

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 10:24 PM (Nwg0u)

878 Little Big Woman

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 10:24 PM (wYnyS)

879 Bridge Over the River KY

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:24 PM (uxHUH)

880 Happy Gays.

Posted by: Pottsie at May 19, 2016 10:24 PM (8aOqE)

881 This has devolved into something that was never meant to be. Abort Abort!

Posted by: freyked at May 19, 2016 10:25 PM (BO/km)

882 Ate Women Out.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:25 PM (cmE8J)

883 Fill Bill

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:25 PM (uxHUH)

884 Homo Alone

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:25 PM (hVdx9)

885
Rawhide... wait, that was real?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:25 PM (BK3ZS)

886 If we reach 1,000 on this stupid thread, it will go down as a day of great shame at the HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:25 PM (1ZOkK)

887 One Gay At A Time

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:25 PM (0OG8D)

888 Poolander...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:25 PM (kP16F)

889 The Fabulous Seven.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 10:26 PM (heN73)

890 The Blew Brothers.

Posted by: John B at May 19, 2016 10:26 PM (8aOqE)

891 Hogirls

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:26 PM (hVdx9)

892 G.A.S.H.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:26 PM (lg9fx)

893 Anybody know if ace ever reads these gone-in-the-ditch threads?

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 10:26 PM (heN73)

894

Mothering Heights

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:26 PM (ODxAs)

895 The Bugger Sanction...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:26 PM (kP16F)

896 A Gay in the Life

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:26 PM (0OG8D)

897 You've Got Male

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:26 PM (hVdx9)

898 OK fine. Magnum PIE

Posted by: freyked at May 19, 2016 10:26 PM (BO/km)

899 Leave it to Beaver

oh wait

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2016 10:27 PM (T/5A0)

900 Gappy Filmore

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:27 PM (hVdx9)

901
The Brady Munch

Brianna's Song

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:27 PM (NXyHU)

902 The Big Red One

(Sometimes they don't need changing)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 10:27 PM (Nwg0u)

903
Laverne in Shirley

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:27 PM (BK3ZS)

904 Family Affair.

Posted by: Sissy at May 19, 2016 10:28 PM (8aOqE)

905 First Blood

Posted by: a coming-of-age movie at May 19, 2016 10:28 PM (yckY2)

906 Jonette from Cincinatti

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:28 PM (lg9fx)

907 Dirty Hairy

Posted by: Clit Eastwood at May 19, 2016 10:28 PM (gwG9s)

908 Warden? What happened to you?

Posted by: Matt Blaine at May 19, 2016 10:28 PM (dWghZ)

909 Everybody Loves Raymond and I Do Mean Everybody

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2016 10:28 PM (T/5A0)

910 The Best Rears of Our Lives

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:28 PM (uxHUH)

911
Meet me in St. Louisa

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:28 PM (ODxAs)

912 Falcon Breast

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:28 PM (lg9fx)

913
The Shoutist

The Taking of Phlegm

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:28 PM (NXyHU)

914 A Few Fabulous Women

Posted by: COL Jessup at May 19, 2016 10:28 PM (wYnyS)

915 The Maltese Faggot

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:28 PM (0OG8D)

916 The Xer Files

Posted by: frewked at May 19, 2016 10:28 PM (BO/km)

917 Ballit

Posted by: Queen McQueen at May 19, 2016 10:29 PM (gwG9s)

918 I Know What You Wore Last Summer

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:29 PM (MQEz6)

919 Big Trouble in Little Vagina

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:29 PM (uxHUH)

920 The Dong Show.

Posted by: Chuck B at May 19, 2016 10:29 PM (8aOqE)

921 The Delta Faucet

Posted by: Chuck Norris at the Home Depot at May 19, 2016 10:29 PM (yckY2)

922
Clithanger

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:29 PM (NXyHU)

923 Whorat - Cultural Learnings of America For Benfit Great Nation Of Cuckzakhstan...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:29 PM (kP16F)

924 SCIS: Cooch

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:29 PM (lg9fx)

925 Jackie's Brown Starfish

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:29 PM (hVdx9)

926
Gamey Thrones

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:29 PM (BK3ZS)

927 The Three Spooges

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:29 PM (0OG8D)

928
Yankee Doodle Candy

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:30 PM (ODxAs)

929
Caped Queer

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:30 PM (BK3ZS)

930 Gaynasty

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:30 PM (lg9fx)

931 Womb Raider

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:30 PM (uxHUH)

932
An American in Paris Hilton

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:30 PM (ODxAs)

933 Dark Titty

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:30 PM (hVdx9)

934 Dick Knight Rises

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 19, 2016 10:31 PM (VdICR)

935 Finding Queermo

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:31 PM (NXyHU)

936 The Matrixarchy

Posted by: COL Jessup at May 19, 2016 10:31 PM (wYnyS)

937 Hung Sherlock Holmes...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:31 PM (kP16F)

938
The Bitches of Madison County

Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 19, 2016 10:31 PM (FR2VS)

939
The Codpiece Father

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:31 PM (BK3ZS)

940 The Gays Must Be Crazy

(if you can't beat 'em, join 'em)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:31 PM (1ZOkK)

941 The Bad News Furries

Posted by: Jodie Foster Brooks at May 19, 2016 10:31 PM (gwG9s)

942 Fall Gay

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:31 PM (lg9fx)

943 Bitanic

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:31 PM (uxHUH)

944 TOKYO (AP) - A group representing Japanese survivors of U.S. atomic bombings urged President Barack Obama to hear their stories and apologize when he visits Hiroshima next week.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 10:14 PM (k4M/B)




He's bending over right now. Well for a different reason than to apologize but Barry the Fairy will be bowing and apologizing over there

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2016 10:31 PM (45oDG)

945 ChaPS

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:32 PM (lg9fx)

946 The Day of the Jack Off.

Posted by: Al P at May 19, 2016 10:32 PM (8aOqE)

947
One Flew Over the Cuckhold's Nest

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:32 PM (BK3ZS)

948 Workplace Violence Xe Wrote

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2016 10:32 PM (T/5A0)

949 In Sweatpants Day

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:32 PM (MQEz6)

950 Little Wymyn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:32 PM (1ZOkK)

951 It's A Wonderful Wife

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:32 PM (hVdx9)

952
Dumboman

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:32 PM (NXyHU)

953 Quesoblanco

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:32 PM (0OG8D)

954 Doggy Style Afternoon.

Posted by: Al P at May 19, 2016 10:32 PM (8aOqE)

955 No ONT? So tomorrow morning I'll read VNN as always and then have to loop back to a stale ONT? Pity.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 19, 2016 10:32 PM (/WPPJ)

956 Queer 54, where are you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:32 PM (lg9fx)

957 Makin' Bacon County Line...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:32 PM (kP16F)

958 Little Orphan Tranny

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:32 PM (uxHUH)

959
The Birches of Madison County

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:33 PM (BK3ZS)

960 Oh Dark Titty; The National Geographic special

Posted by: This is too stupid for my real nic at May 19, 2016 10:33 PM (u82oZ)

961
House of Brazilian waxing

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:33 PM (NXyHU)

962 The Man In The Poon

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)

963 House of Crones

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:33 PM (1ZOkK)

964 Strangers In A Train

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2016 10:33 PM (a6Ff7)

965
Apollonia 13

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:33 PM (ODxAs)

966 Kill Me Now

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:33 PM (1ZOkK)

967 EmergenGay

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:33 PM (lg9fx)

968 ONT you're our only hope.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2016 10:34 PM (u82oZ)

969 Deep Impact

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:34 PM (hVdx9)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:34 PM (kP16F)

971
The Hunt for the Red Queen

Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 19, 2016 10:34 PM (FR2VS)

972 Adam 12 Year Old.

Posted by: Kent at May 19, 2016 10:34 PM (8aOqE)

973 A Time to Fill

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:34 PM (hVdx9)

974
Roofies and Flourishes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:34 PM (BK3ZS)

975 Bang the Ho Slowly

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:34 PM (ODxAs)

976 MacGyner

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:35 PM (0OG8D)

977 Parent B of the Bride

Parent B of the Bride...and Groom

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2016 10:35 PM (T/5A0)

978 Tits a Wonderful Life

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:35 PM (uxHUH)

979 Fagnet.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 10:35 PM (heN73)

980 The Codfather.

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 10:35 PM (6I0RI)

981
Blazing Girdles

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2016 10:35 PM (ODxAs)

982 Lord of the Bi's

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:35 PM (hVdx9)

983 Someone Show Me How To Make A Noose

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:35 PM (1ZOkK)

984 The V- Team

Posted by: Billy at May 19, 2016 10:35 PM (7v5dt)

985 Where Trannys Dare.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:35 PM (cmE8J)

986 Murder On the Sexual Orientation And Gender Expression...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:36 PM (kP16F)

987 Someone Show Me How To Make A Noose
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:35 PM (1ZOkK)

Is that on Netflix?

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 10:36 PM (heN73)

988 Whackers

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:36 PM (hVdx9)

989
Chaps' Stickum

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:36 PM (BK3ZS)

990 Twelve Honkeys

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2016 10:36 PM (a6Ff7)

991
Star Trek Whore: The Undiscovered C*ntry

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:36 PM (NXyHU)

992 The Hills Have Thighs

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:37 PM (uxHUH)

993 Fun with Dick and Dick

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2016 10:37 PM (T/5A0)

994 Pocahontas Over and Over

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:37 PM (hVdx9)

995 A Christmas Whorey

Posted by: Fudge Double Dog at May 19, 2016 10:37 PM (N8ro/)

996 Zulu Dong...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:37 PM (kP16F)

997 The Bangs of Navarone

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 10:37 PM (Nwg0u)

998 Whore by Whore West

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:37 PM (NXyHU)

999 Two Thousand Leagues Under the Xe.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:37 PM (cmE8J)

1000 Sundays in the Park With Boy George

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:37 PM (0OG8D)

1001 1000

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 19, 2016 10:38 PM (D0J8L)

1002 Missed it by that much!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 19, 2016 10:38 PM (D0J8L)

1003 Spankenstein

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:38 PM (uxHUH)

1004 Cars, trains, and Aunt Myrtle.

Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 19, 2016 10:38 PM (FR2VS)

1005
In Depend Pants, M'kay?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:38 PM (BK3ZS)

1006 The Whore Whsiperer

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:38 PM (hVdx9)

1007 Dick Tracy Dick

Posted by: Warren Beatme at May 19, 2016 10:38 PM (N8ro/)

1008 Trannie Hall

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2016 10:38 PM (T/5A0)

1009 Xer Third Man

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 10:39 PM (wYnyS)

1010
The Queen and Xe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2016 10:39 PM (45oDG)

1011 This thread is proof that Ace hates us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:39 PM (1ZOkK)

1012 Dicked Tracy

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:39 PM (hVdx9)

1013 Boss Negress

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:39 PM (NXyHU)

1014 My Breast Friend's Wedding

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:40 PM (hVdx9)

1015
Petting Goat Junction

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:40 PM (BK3ZS)

1016
Bethany in King Arthur's Court.

Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 19, 2016 10:40 PM (FR2VS)

1017 Genderella

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:40 PM (uxHUH)

1018 That Thing You Do...With Your Tongue!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:40 PM (hVdx9)

1019 Donnie Dark Ho

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2016 10:40 PM (a6Ff7)

1020 Field of Creams

Posted by: John Ford Henry at May 19, 2016 10:41 PM (N8ro/)

1021 The Big Lebowshe.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:41 PM (cmE8J)

1022 Sticky Lickers 2: The Legend of Goldie's Curls

Posted by: Me at May 19, 2016 10:41 PM (oRyBI)

1023 A Clitful of Dollars

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 19, 2016 10:41 PM (VdICR)

1024
Cat on a Hot Date Roofie

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:41 PM (BK3ZS)

1025 The Brokeback of Notre Dame

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:41 PM (hVdx9)

1026 This is like watching a slow motion train wreck. You just know you shouldn't keep watching but...

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 10:41 PM (wYnyS)

1027 Field of Creams
Posted by: John Ford Henry at May 19, 2016 10:41 PM (N8ro/)

Gives new meaning to the term "if you build it, they will cum."

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 10:42 PM (heN73)

1028 Hate to interrupt, but PSA for rightlysouthern if he is still here:

Mindy ("Emmie") was looking for you a few nights ago. She wants you to call her re your possible upcoming trip. She has tried reaching you by email and phone with no luck. She said she's still on the same number you have.

That is all. Carry on.

Posted by: bluebell at May 19, 2016 10:42 PM (2WwbN)

1029 Now wait a minute I already used Dickless Tracy a long time ago. Also Moby Dickless and the Peterless Principle so you can cross those off too.

Posted by: frywked at May 19, 2016 10:42 PM (BO/km)

1030 Hogan's Here 'Hoes

Posted by: Bob Vein Crane at May 19, 2016 10:42 PM (N8ro/)

1031 Triggly Puff Down Under

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:42 PM (MQEz6)

1032
The World according to Annie

Seven Sisters most excellent adventure.

Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 19, 2016 10:42 PM (FR2VS)

1033 C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Divas)

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:42 PM (0OG8D)

1034 1026
This is like watching a slow motion train wreck. You just know you shouldn't keep watching but...

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 10:41 PM (wYnyS)


I know, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:42 PM (1ZOkK)

1035
Roofie or Consequences

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:42 PM (BK3ZS)

1036 The Muffsters.

Posted by: Herman at May 19, 2016 10:43 PM (8aOqE)

1037 Ben-Xer

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2016 10:43 PM (a6Ff7)

1038 Trouble with Her Curves

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 10:43 PM (wYnyS)

1039 Hillary Clinton's Unfavorables Top Trump's

Is this a surprise to anyone? Buellar?

Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2016 10:43 PM (o/90i)

1040 12 Inch Men

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:43 PM (hVdx9)

1041
My Mother the Car Whore

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:43 PM (NXyHU)

1042 Halloqueen

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:44 PM (0OG8D)

1043 Walker, Rump Ranger...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:44 PM (kP16F)

1044
Bung Frankenstein

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:44 PM (BK3ZS)

1045 The Bootyguard

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:44 PM (hVdx9)

1046 There's Something About Larry/Harry/Barry/Gary.

Posted by: Blano at May 19, 2016 10:44 PM (heN73)

1047 The Slutty Professor

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:44 PM (0OG8D)

1048 Sigh...

Posted by: flywked at May 19, 2016 10:44 PM (BO/km)

1049 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:42 PM (1ZOkK)

I'm slowly beginning to agree with you on this thread!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 10:44 PM (wYnyS)

1050
Texas Chainsaw Transectomy

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:44 PM (NXyHU)

1051 Texas Chainsaw Assacre...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:45 PM (kP16F)

1052 Taint Is Enough

Posted by: Landofksybluewater at May 19, 2016 10:45 PM (lRwmz)

1053 What Reams May Come

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2016 10:45 PM (hVdx9)

1054
How Queen Was My Valet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:45 PM (BK3ZS)

1055 Dirty Dozen: 12''

Posted by: Reggie Lincoln Bedroom at May 19, 2016 10:45 PM (N8ro/)

1056 With Sex You Get Eggroll.

Posted by: Herman at May 19, 2016 10:45 PM (8aOqE)

1057 H8 Is Enough!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:45 PM (0OG8D)

1058 The Diary Of Bwaney Fwank...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:45 PM (kP16F)

1059 The Horde are like Ben Rhodes and Barry. They're beginning to mind-meld with each other.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2016 10:45 PM (1ZOkK)

1060 Teenage Mutant Ninja Trannys.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:45 PM (cmE8J)

1061 The Boondock Taints

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:46 PM (MQEz6)

1062 Million Dollar Fetus

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2016 10:46 PM (a6Ff7)

1063
Gomer's Piles

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:46 PM (BK3ZS)

1064 smart military blog we have here. not too juvenile.


Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2016 10:46 PM (ucDmr)

1065 Endless Hummer.

Posted by: Surfer at May 19, 2016 10:46 PM (8aOqE)

1066 Saved!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2016 10:46 PM (wYnyS)

1067
Inside Woman, with Denzella Washington.

Tag line "This ain't no bank robbery!"

Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 19, 2016 10:46 PM (FR2VS)

1068 Dude, Where's My Cock?

Posted by: Landofksybluewater at May 19, 2016 10:47 PM (lRwmz)

1069 The Long Long Tranny Trailer

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 19, 2016 10:47 PM (NXyHU)

1070 Whore's Feathers

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:47 PM (0OG8D)

1071 Cuck Soup

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:47 PM (0OG8D)

1072 Erectnophobia

Posted by: Mortimer at May 19, 2016 10:48 PM (uxHUH)

1073 From Huma with Love.

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:48 PM (cmE8J)

1074 "How Queen Was My Valet? "

Only you can tell us.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 19, 2016 10:48 PM (lg9fx)

1075 Muslim-friendly rom-coms:

When Harry Met Ali
Sheepless in Seattle

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2016 10:48 PM (T/5A0)

1076
Annie, Hall n Oats.


Wait, that's a band.
Ok, could be a movie.

Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 19, 2016 10:48 PM (FR2VS)

1077 The James Brady Bunch

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:49 PM (0OG8D)

1078
As voiced by #TrigglyPuff:

Yoga! (pants) Yoga! (pants) Yoga! (pants)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2016 10:49 PM (BK3ZS)

1079 Annie Halal

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:49 PM (0OG8D)

1080 Tranning Day

Posted by: eman at May 19, 2016 10:49 PM (MQEz6)

1081 Jonathan Livingston Peegulp...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:50 PM (kP16F)

1082 Good Will Humping

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 19, 2016 10:51 PM (VdICR)

1083 The Strip Tease Falcon...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:51 PM (kP16F)

1084 Training Gay

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:52 PM (0OG8D)

1085 Genital Ben

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:53 PM (0OG8D)

1086 Breakfast At Tiffany's Crotch...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:53 PM (kP16F)

1087 Hello, Wally!

Posted by: It was inevitable at May 19, 2016 10:54 PM (cmE8J)

1088 Mommie Queerest...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:54 PM (kP16F)

1089 Okay. I surrender. Genital Ben wins.

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 10:55 PM (6I0RI)

1090 The Sodfather...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 10:55 PM (kP16F)

1091 The Pooncess Bride

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 19, 2016 10:56 PM (VdICR)

1092 #1089: I don't know; Zettai Ryouiki came in at #1089 with Mommie Queerest; that's looking like the threadwinner to me.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:57 PM (0OG8D)

1093 The Hateful Masturb Eight

Posted by: angela urkel at May 19, 2016 10:58 PM (eey2X)

1094 Mr. Holland's Orifice

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 19, 2016 10:58 PM (VdICR)

1095 All That Jizz

Posted by: angela urkel at May 19, 2016 10:59 PM (eey2X)

1096 God Bless the Beasts and the Children, and the Dudes Who Have Sex with Them

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 10:59 PM (0OG8D)

1097 Please. For the love of all the gods. Lets stop the madness.

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 11:00 PM (6I0RI)

1098 #1097: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAr51sU7sGk

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 11:01 PM (0OG8D)

1099 The Shart Is a Lonely Hunter

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 11:03 PM (0OG8D)

1100 Inglorious Assterds...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 11:03 PM (kP16F)

1101 I'm thinking about Ace's comments regarding Facebook and social media. Ironically I ran into a parallel situation on Facebook about a year and a half ago. I was in a large running group that I enjoyed. Then one day the administrator of the group decided to be a douche and started kicking out a lot of people he didn't like. He went through 3 waves of purges until he finally got to me.

I was pissed like everyone else, but I decided to do something about it. I formed my own group that was designed specifically to compete with his. It had the same concept and content, but was different in that it would administered in a completely neutral way. Today my group is half the size of his and the second largest in the subspecialty we are focused on. We passed all the other groups easily in size and are on a steady growth curve, while his remains flat. We will eventually surpass his.

My point is that just quitting Facebook isn't enough. There aren't enough people animated by the issue to just cut the cord. What you need is an alternative to Facebook that is run neutrally. It also needs to be better than Facebook (not a hard feat in the user design department), and have the ability to leech customers from them. The last can be done through leveraging the Facebook API and making it easy to share content.

This isn't impossible, look at how big Snapchat and Instagram became while competing with Twitter and Facebook.

If you believe that a better user experience, and a commitment to political neutrality would draw customers away from them, you are probably right. And it has the advantage of it really hurts FB, because they lose customers.

Remember MySpace used to be the dominate force. It would take significant investment, but it isn't impossible to make them irrelevant.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 19, 2016 11:05 PM (kBIIG)

1102 Felch Lives

Posted by: angela urkel at May 19, 2016 11:05 PM (eey2X)

1103 Tranny Shack...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2016 11:07 PM (kP16F)

1104 Better Than Chocolate Starfish

Posted by: angela urkel at May 19, 2016 11:08 PM (eey2X)

1105 1098 Touché. Point taken.

Posted by: RazorRedux at May 19, 2016 11:10 PM (6I0RI)

1106 Feces of April

Posted by: angela urkel at May 19, 2016 11:10 PM (eey2X)

1107 #1101: I stopped logging into Facebook four years ago. Shortly after Obama came out in favor of gay marriage, and it suddenly became an unforgivable sin to oppose it, no matter what your motives.

Some asshole decided to try to kill everyone at the Family Research Center and put Chik-fil-A sandwiches on their corpses, but was caught and arrested before he could do any harm.

And I saw people I considered friends justifying that. "Well, of course I'm glad nobody actually got hurt and stuff, but really, those awful people invite incidents like this with their hateful rhetoric..."

Expressing a mainstream political opinion is "inviting death". Gotcha. Well! I'm done interacting with you folks...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 11:14 PM (0OG8D)

1108 Fisting Nemo

Posted by: angela urkel at May 19, 2016 11:22 PM (eey2X)

1109 20,000 LGBTs Under the Sea

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 11:25 PM (0OG8D)

1110 Around the World in 80 Gays

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 11:27 PM (0OG8D)

1111 ONT nood

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2016 11:28 PM (u82oZ)

1112 Anyway it doesn't matter. He's the Republican nominee. I plan to do nothing to help him or hurt him in this election. I'm just a disinterested Observer at this point.
Then put a fucking sock in it.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 19, 2016 11:29 PM (PLnZs)

1113 Encino Person-of-indeterminable-gender

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at May 19, 2016 11:32 PM (g25eo)

1114 Bend It Like Victoria Beckham

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 11:39 PM (0OG8D)

1115 The Victoria's Secret of NIMH

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 11:43 PM (0OG8D)

1116 All Dogs Would Go to Heaven, If Such a Place Existed and Wasn't All, Like, Exclusionary and Stuff

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 11:45 PM (0OG8D)

1117 Now playing on Disney Junior... Sophia the First Time.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 11:47 PM (0OG8D)

1118 Elsa and Anna, princesses of Barrendell, square off in the Disney classic, Frigid.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 11:54 PM (0OG8D)

1119 #1119: That's nice, Raykon.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 19, 2016 11:58 PM (0OG8D)

1120 Oh! I see the comment I was responding to at #1119 is already gone. Nice work, mods!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 20, 2016 12:00 AM (0OG8D)

1121 Rape-unzel falsely accuses some poor dude named Eugene of having his way with her against her will in... Tangled Web.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 20, 2016 12:13 AM (0OG8D)

1122 A manatee is now a thingatee.

Posted by: PJ at May 20, 2016 01:45 PM (cHuNI)

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Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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