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Lawyers Suing UVA Introduce Evidence That "Jackie" Concocted the Absurd "Haven Monahan" Suitor in "Catfishing" Scam

So they claim it's "catfishing" too.

I don't think it's catfishing. I think it's George Glassing. But whatev's.

If you remember, part of Jackie's method of trying to entice a boy named Duffin she liked was to send him emails from an account riotously named "Haven Monahan," who would talk Jackie up, say how desirable she was, and tell Duffin how lucky he was to have such a classy, not-insane-at-all lady interested in him.

This "Haven Monahan" was implicated somehow in leading her gang-rape.

Police became suspicious that "Haven Monahan" was a fictitious persona made up by a college-aged girl when they noticed he was named "Haven Monahan."

New evidence shows that a University of Virginia student who alleged that she was gang raped at a campus fraternity created the fake persona of the alleged ringleader of the attack, according to lawyers representing a U-Va. official who is suing Rolling Stone magazine for defamation...

The data from Yahoo that Eramo’s lawyers acquired via subpoena shows that the e-mail account "Haven.monahan@yahoo.com" was created on Oct. 2, 2012 while connected to U-Va.’s computer network. The next day, Duffin received an e-mail from "Haven" passing on a letter Jackie had written to "Haven" about Duffin. In the letter, Jackie confesses her love for Duffin.

After filing the lawsuit, Eramo’s lawyers asked Jackie and her legal team to hand over all documents in their possession related to "Haven." In multiple responses, Jackie’s lawyers wrote that they had already given Eramo's legal team everything they had....

In the most recent court filing, Eramo’s lawyers note, however, that the data from Yahoo shows that someone on the Stein Mitchell law firm’s network accessed the Haven.Monahan@yahoo.com e-mail address on March 18, 2016. Four days later, Eramo’s lawyers assert in court filings, Jackie's lawyers sent another letter indicating "that Jackie was not in possession of these emails."

Jackie’s lawyers did not respond to a request for comment.

In the new court filing, Eramo’s lawyers write that the data from Yahoo leads to “only one logical conclusion: Jackie is 'Haven Monahan.'"


Posted by: Ace at 10:45 AM




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1 Hic

Posted by: Hillary 2016! at May 19, 2016 10:42 AM (gwG9s)

2 She wasn't very good at this was She....

Posted by: donna at May 19, 2016 10:43 AM (O2RFr)

3 Lawyers lying? Inconceivable.

Posted by: wooga at May 19, 2016 10:43 AM (n5VsB)

4 More and more hoaxes are falling apart lately than I have ever seen before. They must have become emboldened for some reason, now what could that possibly be? Hmmmm...........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 19, 2016 10:44 AM (iONHu)

5 Wait...this might have been a hoax??

Get the fcuk out of Dodge.

Didn't see that coming at all.

Posted by: Whole Food Hate Cake at May 19, 2016 10:44 AM (ptqRm)

6 The Intarwebz how does it work?

Posted by: Haven Monahan at May 19, 2016 10:44 AM (10hEu)

7 Firsh!

Posted by: Hillary 2016! at May 19, 2016 10:44 AM (gwG9s)

8 I'm really getting tired of this story.

Posted by: Haven Moinahan at May 19, 2016 10:45 AM (OxUnq)

9 Hey, after I'm done raping you on the shards of this coffee table, would you help me set up an email account? Thx!!

Posted by: Haven Fitzgerald Monahan, III, Esq. at May 19, 2016 10:45 AM (DbyYo)

10 There was a Haven Monohan, but Trigglypuff thought his name was "MonoHAM." You can probably guess the rest of the story....

Posted by: Algore at May 19, 2016 10:46 AM (tkY40)

11 The fact that the lying liar still hasn't been named is unfathomable to me.

Posted by: Gaff at May 19, 2016 10:46 AM (jPS2y)

12 Bitches be crazy.

Some bitches be even crazier.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2016 10:46 AM (OxUnq)

13 I hope Jackie, UVA and everyone else involved in perpetrating this fraud end up completely ruined.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 10:46 AM (0mRoj)

14 Coakley. The fake rape accuser's full name is Jackie Coakley.

We should use her full name every time there's a story about the UVA farce. She's lost any rights to anonymity.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 19, 2016 10:47 AM (BbOP8)

15 The more I hear about this thing, the less sense it makes to me.

If I'm the guy Duffin, and I start getting emails from a dude I've never met about how great this random girl I know is, I'm just supposed to just take his word? How would Jackie possibly think this would work?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 19, 2016 10:47 AM (KUaJL)

16 Sorry about the whole Dirty Sanchez, but you're a sweetheart for letting me borrow your phone to send a couple texts! Smooches babe!

Posted by: Haven Fitzgerald Monahan, III, Esq. at May 19, 2016 10:48 AM (DbyYo)

17 I fully read that WaPo article trying to figure out what the term "catfishing" means to today's yoots. I used to lover catfishing, but you have to be damned careful cleaning them because those fins are poison.


I guess I will have to go to the urban dictionary.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2016 10:48 AM (vvmPQ)

18 Are guys named Haven? Sounds like a chick name.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 19, 2016 10:48 AM (iQIUe)

19
10.45am? Jeez, you're up early, Ace.

Are you sleeping better these days?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2016 10:48 AM (X6fMO)

20 Part of me wants this story to go away, and yet part of me wants it found out that Jackie herself wasn't looking for attention and discovered by RS, but was a fake person in a bigger scheme planted my the Left to help their cause. How rich would that be?

Posted by: IP at May 19, 2016 10:48 AM (aQQbl)

21 She's just mad she dindu Duffin.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 10:48 AM (0mRoj)

22 There's a Haven Monahan registered with the Roanoke, Va. Tea Party.

Posted by: Brian Ross at May 19, 2016 10:48 AM (OxUnq)

23 Is Duffin Jackie Coakley's macguffin?

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 19, 2016 10:49 AM (BbOP8)

24 And if the police are involved in this alleged rape investigation and if is because she charged this guy with rape, why has she not been charged with a felony? That is what would happen here in SC.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2016 10:49 AM (vvmPQ)

25 17 I fully read that WaPo article trying to figure out what the term "catfishing" means to today's yoots. I used to lover catfishing, but you have to be damned careful cleaning them because those fins are poison.


I guess I will have to go to the urban dictionary.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2016 10:48 AM (vvmPQ)

It's setting up a fake persona, or creating a person entirely out of thin air, as an online profile, usually on dating sites.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 10:50 AM (0mRoj)

26
Yeah, that Haven Monahan guy was a real jerk.

But, seriously, Jackie is very classy and not insane at all,

and any of you morons would be privileged and should be honored to have her as a girlfriend.

Posted by: Raven Monofoot at May 19, 2016 10:50 AM (oU3Bb)

27 Ace, I am not sure enough people grasp the implications here.

The media(and I am conflating the media and left on purpose here) are simply incapable of any ethical code beyond "just win baby."

Jackie and her pet Newsie both attempted to undermine discovery, and ran with a story they knew was flase.

That the lawyers involved have not yet faced serious sanction means once again the Left gets to run a different set of standards than the right.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 10:50 AM (g8Hfr)

28 >>It's setting up a fake persona, or creating a person entirely out of thin air, as an online profile, usually on dating sites.


I thought that was Noodling?

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2016 10:51 AM (OxUnq)

29 I'm your father, Haven.

- Jackie

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 10:51 AM (Nwg0u)

30 It's setting up a fake persona, or creating a person entirely out of thin air, as an online profile, usually on dating sites.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 10:50 AM (0mRoj)

Thank you. I was having the same problem.

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2016 10:51 AM (5RW7F)

31 14 Posted by: OregonMuse at May 19, 2016 10:47 AM (BbOP

Noted Liar, Jackie Coakley....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 10:51 AM (g8Hfr)

32 That lass is completely stark raving mad!

Posted by: Maven Hanrahan at May 19, 2016 10:51 AM (0mRoj)

33 So who's the REAL victim here? We were DUPED! DUPED, I tells ya!!

Posted by: Jan Wenner: Media Mogul at May 19, 2016 10:52 AM (qJhUV)

34 Most of these stories, at least the last 7 years ( see a connection here?) have been bullshit. Wonder where they got the idea they could get away with this crap?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2016 10:52 AM (V/InG)

35 Here is what the Brits say:



Catfishing: The phenomenon of Internet scammers who fabricate online identities and entire social circles to trick people into romantic relationships

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2016 10:52 AM (vvmPQ)

36 Dear Duffin,

You are so lucky to know Jackie. She is totes ducking awesome and if she was not head over heels in love with you she would be heels over head with me. IYKWIMAITTYD.

Yours in eternal jealousy,

Haven

Posted by: Haven Fitzgerald Monahan, III, Esq. at May 19, 2016 10:52 AM (DbyYo)

37 Posted by: Raven Monofoot at May 19, 2016 10:50 AM (oU3Bb)


Can confirm. She's the best thing that ever happened to me. We broke up now, though, so guys, now's your chance?

Posted by: Nahev Honoman at May 19, 2016 10:52 AM (KUaJL)

38 28 >>It's setting up a fake persona, or creating a person entirely out of thin air, as an online profile, usually on dating sites.


I thought that was Noodling?
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2016 10:51 AM (OxUnq)

That's when you dangle your wiener as catfish bait.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 10:52 AM (0mRoj)

39 With crack skills like that Jackie has nice future ahead of her in government service.

Posted by: brak at May 19, 2016 10:53 AM (MJuTN)

40 Jackie was going for the MacDuffin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 10:53 AM (k4M/B)

41 20 Part of me wants this story to go away, and yet part of me wants it found out that Jackie herself wasn't looking for attention and discovered by RS, but was a fake person in a bigger scheme planted my the Left to help their cause. How rich would that be?
Posted by: IP at May 19, 2016 10:48 AM (aQQbl)


I think this is just a confluence of like interests: Jackie Coakley was jilted and wanted revenge, and RS wanted a "rape culture" story to propagandize the narrative. So, like chocolate and peanut butter, the two were just made for each other.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 19, 2016 10:53 AM (BbOP8)

42 28 Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2016 10:51 AM (OxUnq)

Saint Trayvon and Manatee Tee-o of SDC fame were catfished...

Noted Liar, Jackie Coakley in fact George Glassed up a story with her pet newsie.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 10:53 AM (g8Hfr)

43 Wonder where they got the idea they could get away with this crap?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2016 10:52 AM (V/InG)

I have no idea.

Posted by: Preznit Choom Boy at May 19, 2016 10:53 AM (5RW7F)

44 That's when you dangle your wiener as catfish bait.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 10:52 AM (0mRoj)


Ouch.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 19, 2016 10:53 AM (BbOP8)

45 I guess I could have waited.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2016 10:53 AM (vvmPQ)

46 34 Most of these stories, at least the last 7 years ( see a connection here?) have been bullshit. Wonder where they got the idea they could get away with this crap?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2016 10:52 AM (V/InG)

*whistles nonchalantly*

Posted by: Chair of Gender Studies Department at May 19, 2016 10:54 AM (0mRoj)

47 41 Posted by: OregonMuse at May 19, 2016 10:53 AM (BbOP

You got your delusional RomCom fantasy/fable in my Caucus Whipping!

You got your Caucus Whipping, in my delusional RomCom Fantasy/Fable!

//Matches made in Heaven Hell

Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 10:54 AM (g8Hfr)

48

George Glassing?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 19, 2016 10:55 AM (qCMvj)

49 Wikipedia says, ...love letters written by Jackie and forwarded by "Haven Monahan" to Ryan Duffin are largely plagiarized from scripts of the TV series Dawson's Creek and Scrubs.

Not just fabricated rape allegations, but plagiarism too? Is there no depth to which this woman will not sink?

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at May 19, 2016 10:55 AM (UwQ7q)

50 OMG this is all so stupid and juvenile --- and THIS is what the Obama WH and the Rolling Stones attempted to use to push for all kinds of Orwellian consent laws because : Rape Culture!!!!!

This is just as stupid as the facebook conversations between "mattress girl" Emma Sulkowitz and her accused rapist.

Moms: Please have your kids read this stuff - I know I want my son to avoid cray-cray crayzee women like this.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 10:55 AM (NOIQH)

51 38 That's when you dangle your wiener as catfish bait.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 10:52 AM (0mRoj)

Have to have a pretty long wiener since catfish are bottom feeders.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2016 10:55 AM (vvmPQ)

52 I feel sorry for this Duffin. Imagine being cautious enough to stay away from the crazy chick, but then getting your name dragged into the media when she dials the hysteria up to eleven+++

Posted by: PaleRider at May 19, 2016 10:56 AM (wYRTH)

53 Women don't lie about rape, Ace.

Except Juanita Broderick.

Posted by: Free Associated Press at May 19, 2016 10:56 AM (ZKlDy)

54 "...why has she not been charged with a felony?"
________________________
What? Are you crazy? And put a chill on "strong and independent " young women from pulling this sh*t all over again? How insensitive!!!

Posted by: Old codger at May 19, 2016 10:56 AM (fpd99)

55
That the lawyers involved have not yet faced serious sanction means once again the Left gets to run a different set of standards than the right.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 10:50 AM (g8Hfr)
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Who would sanction them? The relevant state bar association?

While we're at it, isn't interfering with discovery a crime? So, the state's attorney general as well?

I don't know these sorts of institutions that well, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's not just the left getting away with something, but lawyers getting away with something because the only people to prosecute them are other lawyers. As IF.

Posted by: iforgot at May 19, 2016 10:56 AM (5o5ek)

56 53 Women don't lie about rape, Ace.

Except Juanita Broderick.
Posted by: Free Associated Press at May 19, 2016 10:56 AM (ZKlDy)

And those sluts who accused my husband.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 19, 2016 10:57 AM (KUaJL)

57 48 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 19, 2016 10:55 AM (qCMvj)

Jan Brady's imaginary boyfriend...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 10:57 AM (g8Hfr)

58 >>Wonder where they got the idea they could get away with this crap?


Well, she was an active member of the Title IX-enabled campus rape center, and she was in contact with the woman who headed up Obama's efforts to address the (imaginary) rape culture epidemic, so I would say: Title IX, the university, and Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 10:58 AM (NOIQH)

59 Have to have a pretty long wiener since catfish are bottom feeders.
______________________________________________


Well, I don't want to brag but....

Posted by: IP at May 19, 2016 10:58 AM (aQQbl)

60 I've got an old refrigerator box folded up in the back of the garage.

I plan to deliver it to Jann Wenner as his new residence after he finishes writing out the settlement checks.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 19, 2016 10:58 AM (noWW6)

61 Jackie be telling the truth. No Justice No Peace!

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at May 19, 2016 10:58 AM (V/InG)

62 How would Jackie possibly think this would work?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 19, 2016 10:47 AM (KUaJL)


Some people are just crazy.... the don't see reality for what it is...

Now... excuse me, I see a Giant on the horizon...

Posted by: Don Quixote at May 19, 2016 10:58 AM (qf6WZ)

63 Have to have a pretty long wiener since catfish are bottom feeders.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2016 10:55 AM (vvmPQ)


Not a problem.

Posted by: Donald Trump at May 19, 2016 10:58 AM (BbOP8)

64 55 Posted by: iforgot at May 19, 2016 10:56 AM (5o5ek)

The guild always protects its own.

"Bob may have undermined the sanctity and reverence of our profession BUT at least (s)he may have done it for a good reason... shrug"

//Your Bar

Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 10:59 AM (g8Hfr)

65 Thanks, sven. Having a tough time keeping up this morning.

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2016 10:59 AM (5RW7F)

66 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2016 10:59 AM (V/InG)

67
Wikipedia says, ...love letters written by Jackie and forwarded by "Haven Monahan" to Ryan Duffin are largely plagiarized from scripts of the TV series Dawson's Creek and Scrubs.

Not just fabricated rape allegations, but plagiarism too? Is there no depth to which this woman will not sink?
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at May 19, 2016 10:55 AM (UwQ7q)
----------------------

Oh no. I'm LOLing now. This needs to be made into a movie. The twists, the turns, the stranger-than-fiction. My God, lolol.

Posted by: iforgot at May 19, 2016 10:59 AM (5o5ek)

68 This whole thing just shows that when SJW's and the reputed 'academics' behind them talk about 'intersectionality,' they mean the intersection of personal pathology and political ambition.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2016 11:00 AM (lutOX)

69 65 Thanks, sven. Having a tough time keeping up this morning.
Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2016 10:59 AM (5RW7F)

They make a pill for that.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 19, 2016 11:00 AM (KUaJL)

70 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 19, 2016 10:55 AM (qCMvj)

Jan Brady's imaginary boyfriend...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 10:57 AM (g8Hfr)


hehe, would never have figured that one out

thanks

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 19, 2016 11:00 AM (qCMvj)

71 Oh no. I'm LOLing now. This needs to be made into a movie. The twists, the turns, the stranger-than-fiction. My God, lolol.
Posted by: iforgot at May 19, 2016 10:59 AM (5o5ek)

Gone Girl?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 19, 2016 11:00 AM (KUaJL)

72 OT but kinda related.
Anybody else catch the replay of the Duke Lacrosse team story on ESPN-U last night.
Incredible.

Posted by: IP at May 19, 2016 11:00 AM (aQQbl)

73 IIRC, the UVA president shut down all campus fraternities and sororities beacuse of this too, right? And this was used to harass greek orgs on other campuses, too, right?


All because the crazy, immature Jackie Coakley had a crush on a guy and didn't know how to get him to date her. UGH!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 11:01 AM (NOIQH)

74 65 Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2016 10:59 AM (5RW7F)

side note...

The real George Glass was involved in the HCUA circus and coined the notion of "Buzz" as a tangible asset in Whore E Wood...

was if anything a bit of hidden irony on the Brady Bunch writer's part.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 11:01 AM (g8Hfr)

75 Well, I don't want to brag but....
Posted by: IP at May 19, 2016 10:58 AM (aQQbl)
***
"yep. deep, too."

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2016 11:01 AM (lutOX)

76 BREAKING Egyptian officials are now saying terrorism to blame for aircraft crash.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2016 11:02 AM (vvmPQ)

77 55
That the lawyers involved have not yet faced serious sanction means once again the Left gets to run a different set of standards than the right.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 10:50 AM (g8Hfr)
-----------------------

Who would sanction them? The relevant state bar association?

While we're at it, isn't interfering with discovery a crime? So, the state's attorney general as well?

I don't know these sorts of institutions that well, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's not just the left getting away with something, but lawyers getting away with something because the only people to prosecute them are other lawyers. As IF.
Posted by: iforgot at May 19, 2016 10:56 AM (5o5ek)

Discovery violations are usually the judge's purview. Some judges will whack the shit out of lawyers for pulling that kind of crap. Others are more lax.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 11:02 AM (0mRoj)

78 How proud are we all of Duffin for avoiding screwing crazy?

Kid has solid decision making abilities.

Posted by: lauren at May 19, 2016 11:02 AM (pn+Vg)

79 >>Gone Girl?


Also sort of like Katie Holmes in "Abandon" (but without the murder).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 11:02 AM (NOIQH)

80 Eramo's lawyers write that the data from Yahoo leads to 'only one logical conclusion: Jackie is 'Haven Monahan.'"
-------------------------------------------------------------

What! No way!

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at May 19, 2016 11:02 AM (/m8T6)

81
And those sluts who accused my husband.
Posted by: Hillary!


They were all discredited.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at May 19, 2016 11:02 AM (k4M/B)

82 >>How proud are we all of Duffin for avoiding screwing crazy?


YES

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 11:03 AM (NOIQH)

83 60 I've got an old refrigerator box folded up in the back of the garage.
I plan to deliver it to Jann Wenner as his new residence after he finishes writing out the settlement checks.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 19, 2016 10:58 AM (noWW6)


No, it would be better if he kept his job, only have editorial control be given to the new owners, the fraternity that's suing RS.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 19, 2016 11:03 AM (BbOP8)

84 76 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2016 11:02 AM (vvmPQ)

Barry's buds in the MB I'd wager.

The nice thing is Egypt's security pros are "not gentle."

Hope they kill all of Huma's ideological allies...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 11:03 AM (g8Hfr)

85 Must watch more TV I guess.

OMG, what am I saying????

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2016 11:03 AM (5RW7F)

86 BREAKING Egyptian officials are now saying terrorism to blame for aircraft crash.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2016 11:02 AM (vvmPQ)



No way!

Well, I certainly hope they catch the Tea Party bastards who did this.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2016 11:03 AM (oU3Bb)

87 OT: From Drudge, white preschoolers believe they can grow up to be black adults.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 11:04 AM (Nwg0u)

88 The real crime is the loss of that glass coffee table.

It really tied the room together.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at May 19, 2016 11:04 AM (OxUnq)

89 Well, I certainly hope they catch the Tea Party bastards who did this.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2016 11:03 AM (oU3Bb)


because Sarah Palin said the word "target"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 19, 2016 11:04 AM (qCMvj)

90 77 Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 11:02 AM (0mRoj)

In the stone age the Bar would take sanctioned lawyers to the wood shed...

You wanna bet "deference to mal-procedure" cleaves along ideological lines for the Judicial Left Handed Batters?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 11:04 AM (g8Hfr)

91 OT: From Drudge, white preschoolers believe they can grow up to be black adults.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 11:04 AM (Nwg0u)

Says a lot about the state of our school systems

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2016 11:05 AM (V/InG)

92 And those sluts who accused my husband.
Posted by: Hillary!

They were all discredited.
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell

I saw what Andrea had to say today..... What a lying bitch.... If My memory is correct there were "settlements" to at least one of these " discredited." Women....

Posted by: donna at May 19, 2016 11:05 AM (O2RFr)

93 Let's remember the great overreaction from the administrators of the University of Virginia who false accused the whole greek system.

Posted by: SH at May 19, 2016 11:05 AM (VkOIy)

94 BREAKING Egyptian officials are now saying terrorism to blame for aircraft crash.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2016 11:02 AM (vvmPQ)


No way!

Well, I certainly hope they catch the Tea Party bastards who did this.

-
This has nothing to do with Islam!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 11:05 AM (Nwg0u)

95 Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 11:03 AM (NOIQH)

Oh hey, thank you for pointing out to me yesterday that Cage The Elephant song that was the basis for Ain't No Rest For The Triggered.

It's actually an interesting song in its own right.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 19, 2016 11:05 AM (BbOP8)

96 Re: that Egyptian flight. They had three security personal on the flight. I wonder if it was another inside job.

Posted by: lauren at May 19, 2016 11:05 AM (pn+Vg)

97 90 77 Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 11:02 AM (0mRoj)

In the stone age the Bar would take sanctioned lawyers to the wood shed...

You wanna bet "deference to mal-procedure" cleaves along ideological lines for the Judicial Left Handed Batters?
Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 11:04 AM (g8Hfr)

I wouldn't be surprised. These days bar discipline seems to be focused mostly on having sex with your clients or using your client trust account improperly.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 11:05 AM (0mRoj)

98 Let's remember the great overreaction from the administrators of the University of Virginia who false accused the whole greek system.
Posted by: SH at May 19, 2016 11:05 AM (VkOIy)

I don't see any reason to blame those fine people?

Posted by: DUKE at May 19, 2016 11:06 AM (V/InG)

99 Well, I certainly hope they catch the Tea Party bastards who did this.
-

This has nothing to do with Islam!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 11:05 AM (Nwg0u)


What, Lutherans again?

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 19, 2016 11:06 AM (BbOP8)

100 >> OT: From Drudge, white preschoolers believe they can grow up to be black adults.


Even so, they can never escape the burden of White Privilege.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2016 11:07 AM (OxUnq)

101 EGYPT AIR flight MS804 now believed to be downed by terrorists; debris found in the Med near Crete.

Latest Religion of Peace[TM] death toll: 66 dead. (No Americans; mostly French and Egyptian)

The UK Telegraph and the Grauniad are the only major outlets carrying the story thus far. Stay tuned.

Posted by: Beverly at May 19, 2016 11:07 AM (KLWeL)

102 Fun stuff.

But, never forget, this and a dozen other transparent hoaxes have, in recent years, helped provide cover for the totalitarian left in its ongoing program of making damned sure that boot stamps on a human face forever.

The left, even when they 'lose,' manage to move the ball downfield at least a yard or two.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2016 11:07 AM (lutOX)

103 99 Posted by: OregonMuse at May 19, 2016 11:06 AM (BbOP

Radical Amish...

speaking of which I hope Amish Dude is a-okay...

one of the sadder casualties of the Trump Warz in my tweetline.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 11:07 AM (g8Hfr)

104 Incredibly, Sabrina Erdely still pays to keep her web sites going and still has a twitter account live, though she hasn't posted anything to either since she published the article. All she seems to have done is remove the UVa article and the other articles she is said to have fabricated from her archive.

Notably, she's left up all her glowing press notices.

Posted by: MTF at May 19, 2016 11:07 AM (/m8T6)

105
In the most recent court filing, Eramo's lawyers note, however, that the data from Yahoo shows that someone on the Stein Mitchell law firm's network accessed the Haven.Monahan@yahoo.com e-mail address on March 18, 2016. Four days later, Eramo's lawyers assert in court filings, Jackie's lawyers sent another letter indicating "that Jackie was not in possession of these emails."

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So in other words, it's a harmless security review and lots of other previous students did the same thing.

Posted by: iforgot at May 19, 2016 11:08 AM (5o5ek)

106 Meanwhile in the socialist utopia of Venezuela they're burning people alive over $5.

Posted by: lauren at May 19, 2016 11:08 AM (pn+Vg)

107 104 Posted by: MTF at May 19, 2016 11:07 AM (/m8T6)

When the dust settles she will be happily rehired and given another byline....

perhaps even by Rolling Stoned alums once they go under.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 11:09 AM (g8Hfr)

108 Says a lot about the herd mentality of the MSM also.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2016 11:09 AM (V/InG)

109 As a newly converted Lutheran, I find I have this insatiable urge now to blow myself up, and make green jello molds with marshmallows.

Posted by: IP at May 19, 2016 11:09 AM (aQQbl)

110 106 Meanwhile in the socialist utopia of Venezuela they're burning people alive over $5.
Posted by: lauren at May 19, 2016 11:08 AM (pn+Vg)
****
Patience, Lauren.

We'll get there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2016 11:10 AM (lutOX)

111 When the dust settles she will be happily rehired and given another byline....

perhaps even by Rolling Stoned alums once they go under.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 11:09 AM (g8Hfr)



Perhaps Havana Monahan.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2016 11:10 AM (oU3Bb)

112
Poor Blake Lively is still getting attacked for posting a photo of the back of a dress she was wearing and labeling it "Oakland Booty" She is in advanced pregnancy and put on some weight. Still she is curvy and looks great. The phrase is from a popular song. But the SJWs are up in arms.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 19, 2016 11:10 AM (iQIUe)

113 106 Meanwhile in the socialist utopia of Venezuela they're burning people alive over $5.
Posted by: lauren at May 19, 2016 11:08 AM (pn+Vg)

Hey, five bucks is five bucks.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 11:11 AM (0mRoj)

114 76 BREAKING Egyptian officials are now saying terrorism to blame for aircraft crash.

Unemployed youths no doubt

Posted by: Teh Harfinator at May 19, 2016 11:11 AM (gs8be)

115 109 As a newly converted Lutheran, I find I have this insatiable urge now to blow myself up, and make green jello molds with marshmallows.
Posted by: IP at May 19, 2016 11:09 AM (aQQbl)

And soaking things in lye?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 11:11 AM (0mRoj)

116 Hmmm...the aircraft was supposedly threatened previously.

http://tinyurl.com/hup3pdz

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2016 11:12 AM (5RW7F)

117 "white preschoolers believe they can grow up to be black adults"

After the historical transmogrification of a Muslim mulatto Indonesian slum kid into a 100% black "Christian" president of the USA, anything's possible.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 19, 2016 11:12 AM (noWW6)

118 114 76 BREAKING Egyptian officials are now saying terrorism to blame for aircraft crash.


Somehow this must be Trumps fault...

Posted by: donna at May 19, 2016 11:12 AM (O2RFr)

119 What Jackie really needed was a Safe Haven Monahan

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 19, 2016 11:12 AM (PNcou)

120

y'all? newd

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 19, 2016 11:13 AM (qCMvj)

121 SJW's are intolerant puritans. That's what they do.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 19, 2016 11:13 AM (kZVsz)

122 Hmmm...the aircraft was supposedly threatened previously.
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He's shooting the oil cans!

Posted by: IP at May 19, 2016 11:13 AM (aQQbl)

123 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2016 11:13 AM (vvmPQ)

124 I know Haven Monahan. Haven Monahan is a good friend of mine. And you, sir, are no Haven Monahan.

Posted by: Art Vandelay at May 19, 2016 11:14 AM (UwQ7q)

125
"white preschoolers believe they can grow up to be black adults"

"The Jerk" in reverse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2016 11:14 AM (k4M/B)

126 Glad I grew up before the internet. Seems like it stunts the maturity growth of so many kids.

Posted by: Soona at May 19, 2016 11:15 AM (Fmupd)

127 OT but kinda related.
Anybody else catch the replay of the Duke Lacrosse team story on ESPN-U last night.
Incredible. Posted by: IP at May 19, 2016 11:00 AM (aQQbl)
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Absolutely stellar documentary. Unsparing and painfully neutral.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 19, 2016 11:15 AM (MIKMs)

128 That's when you dangle your wiener as catfish bait.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2016 10:52 AM (0mRoj)

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such a fun sport

Posted by: Huma A. at May 19, 2016 11:16 AM (PNcou)

129 107 When the dust settles she will be happily rehired and given another byline....

perhaps even by Rolling Stoned alums once they go under.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 19, 2016 11:09 AM (g8Hfr)
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Exactly what I think too. Instead maybe we could bring back the stocks in Charlottesville and give away tomatoes to passers by.

Posted by: MTF at May 19, 2016 11:16 AM (/m8T6)

130
Crime is so rampant in Venezuela and has been for a long time. People say they are tired of getting mugged and murdered. Still, they beat the guy up, they got the money back. Burning him alive was a bit too much. What a horrible death.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 19, 2016 11:18 AM (iQIUe)

131 63 Have to have a pretty long wiener since catfish are bottom feeders.

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not always. sometimes just some string

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 19, 2016 11:18 AM (PNcou)

132
Some toney school in LA which also caters to rich black parents are all up in arms bc a white stupid filmed himself lip singing a song by a rapper where the dreaded N word was used, and uploaded it to the internet. Raaaaaccciiiissssmmm!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 19, 2016 11:21 AM (iQIUe)

133 91 OT: From Drudge, white preschoolers believe they can grow up to be black adults.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2016 11:04 AM (Nwg0u)

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I weep for the future

Posted by: Rachale Dolezal at May 19, 2016 11:21 AM (PNcou)

134 With string you would have to cut it off first, so have at it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2016 11:22 AM (vvmPQ)

135 Haven Monahan sounds like a stripper or porn star name.

Jackie was going deep as a catfisher.

Posted by: Christina Aguilara's Boobs at May 19, 2016 11:23 AM (qX6Q9)

136 Have I mentioned that Target stock is -1.16% for the day.

So far.

Go to the one year graph, and it's ugly.

Posted by: Whole Food Hate Cake at May 19, 2016 11:24 AM (ptqRm)

137 >>Says a lot about the herd mentality of the MSM also.

Think it's more a matter of message coordination at this point.
Obama had decided that he was going to take action on rape culture. The expert on his staff directs RS to Jackie Coakley, the MSM piles on and makes a big deal about this story, this rape epidemic around the same time Obama's team is testifying before Congress that they mus Do Something Now!

This is Obama's America, and major, flood-the-zone stories/controversies don't just happen anymore. Think they wanted Jackie to be the next Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 11:24 AM (NOIQH)

138 101 EGYPT AIR flight MS804 now believed to be downed by terrorists; debris found in the Med near Crete.

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All American fraternities are herewith to be closed until we figure out which one of you did this!

Posted by: Zombie John Vernon at May 19, 2016 11:24 AM (PNcou)

139 OM, glad you like the Cage the Elephant song!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 11:25 AM (NOIQH)

140 So Duffin was the McGuffin...... got it.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 19, 2016 11:26 AM (jjaLl)

141 >>Haven Monahan sounds like a stripper or porn star name.



It's totally the name for a damaged but soulful retired Navy SEAL who just needs to find the right woman romance novel.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2016 11:28 AM (NOIQH)

142 I believe the proper technical-legal term is "snatch-fishing".

Posted by: Sharkman at May 19, 2016 11:33 AM (DAyJH)

143 "George Glassing"

You mean an updated john millering?

Posted by: huh? at May 19, 2016 11:46 AM (j2xmV)

144 Welcome to the fold, IP. The beer table is over there. ->

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at May 19, 2016 11:47 AM (FQKBL)

145 I still hold out hope TrigglyPuff is is hoax and she/it is nothing more than a giant, obscene Muppet. A small bit of sanity would be restored,

Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2016 11:55 AM (1BQGO)

146 Catfishing? Anyone... ?

Posted by: Dang at May 19, 2016 12:12 PM (/77HP)

147 Say. the Words.

JACKIE COAKLEY

She deserves NO anonymity.

She's a liar who was quite prepared to lie a bunch of guys into a jail sentence or at least get them thrown out of college.

Fcuk. Her.

JACKIE COAKLEY

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 19, 2016 12:23 PM (Xo1Rt)

148 #15, for your answer, see #12.

Posted by: Roscoe at May 19, 2016 12:54 PM (lHpdV)

149 I seem to recall Jackie Coakley dug the hole even deeper after her fake rape account didn't work to white knight Duffin in the Autumn, No Surprise here - her grades were terrible. So the next Spring she dusted off the fake tape story to play the victim with her academic advisers.

Posted by: NC Mountainl Girl at May 19, 2016 01:20 PM (TcK1S)

150 "In the new court filing, Eramo's lawyers write that the data from Yahoo leads to only one logical conclusion: Jackie is 'Haven Monahan.'" "
Absolutely not true...as one of Jackie's lawyers could very well be Haven Monahan and this suit is just an additional extension of the elaborate scheme carefully planned for her to be able to spend quality time with him.

Posted by: Dave J at May 19, 2016 02:39 PM (jbXDH)

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