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Former PA Governor/Big Democrat Macher Ed Rendell: Donald Trump's Comments About Women's Looks Will Hurt Him, Because, You Know, There Are a Lot More Ugly Women in America Than Attractive Ones
The difference between offensive and non-offensive comes down to a single letter: (D).Former Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell says Donald Trump's past comments on women will likely come back to haunt him because Rendell says "there are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women." The Democrat was offering his thoughts to The Washington Post on the likely Republican nominee's prospects for success in the Philadelphia suburbs when he made the comment. Rendell says Trump's comments might gain him some working-class Democratic voters, but will cost him Republican women because he says "people take that stuff personally." Rendell didn't immediately return requests for comment.I'll bet.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 18, 2016 01:38 PM (rwI+c)
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Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 18, 2016 01:39 PM (rwI+c)
Just remember there are more of us ugly mutherfvckers than there are of you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2016 01:40 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: spongeworthy at May 18, 2016 01:40 PM (mrfTe)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at May 18, 2016 01:40 PM (R+30W)
Donald
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2016 01:41 PM (B48dK)
"At this point.... what difference does it make."
-or-
"I was busy dodging sniper fire at the time"
-or-
Wipe my server??? You mean like with a cloth???
-or-
Arf Arf ...... ARF ARF ARF.
And I would .... definitely... never, never ever say .....
"When I left the White House.... I was deadbroke.
That I will never say.... I can promise you that. As a mater of fact... If you get angry with me for calling a traitor a traitor, but these other things dont bother you.... well, you are in a strange strange place is all I can say.
Posted by: Teh Donald at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jimmy Soul at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (R8ea6)
The party of Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy -- well, all the creepy Kennedys, saying don't vote fort THAT guy, he's a creeper - hilarious!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: phreshone at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: James T Kirk at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (YtZB9)
*****
Are we talking individual numbers or net weight?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2016 01:43 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 18, 2016 01:43 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:43 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 01:43 PM (NOIQH)
Maybe Rendell thinks some of the women are just halfway ugly.
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at May 18, 2016 01:43 PM (UwQ7q)
Posted by: Hilary! at May 18, 2016 01:43 PM (R8ea6)
Posted by: James T Kirk at May 18, 2016 01:44 PM (YtZB9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:44 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 01:44 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 01:44 PM (O2RFr)
???
But Republican Women are not ugly?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 01:44 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: alexthechick- the world is a vampire but not sparkly because no at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (NOIQH)
----
That won't be the case once i'm in charge of immigration.
Making America Hot again!
Posted by: TRUMP! at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (R8ea6)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (8XRCm)
Proles are not worthy of an aesthetic sense.
Posted by: General Zod at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (Bdeb0)
This too can be used to our advantage. By using reverse psychology!
All the ugly women will vote for Hillary.
Tell me, what women wants to admit she's ugly? When women are in the privacy of the polling booth, believe moi, mon freu, women will proclaim their beauty by voting for Trump.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (7gCCJ)
That's true, but I am grateful to Ed (who talks like the ass of Mr. Ed) for drawing everyone's attention to it!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (wYnyS)
Right??
*****
Gives whole new meaning to the phrase "pad save".
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: MTF at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (LISuA)
What do you think Feminism is?
Exhibit A: Trigglypuff, whose main cause is normalizing obesity.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (X+nFp)
"people take stuff like that personally!"
//Ed Rendell on Trump calling people who hit their penis with a sledgehammer nightly "stupid"
Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (g8Hfr)
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he must think republican women vote multiple times like Dem women.
Posted by: TRUMP! at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (R8ea6)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck doing an Ed Rendell impression at May 18, 2016 01:47 PM (V8uX9)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 01:47 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: joncelli, Political Tractor Pull Fan at May 18, 2016 01:47 PM (v9gSJ)
Trigglypuff is hot...
in a Nintendo meets Dreamworks kind of way....
Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 01:47 PM (g8Hfr)
Trump lost the ugly women vote.
Stay tuned for my next op-ed when I explain how Trump alienated the cocksucker vote and lesbo vote and negro vote.
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 01:48 PM (7gCCJ)
What is needed, of course, is a Federally-Funded Scientific Study (tm).
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 01:48 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 18, 2016 01:48 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 01:48 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: brak at May 18, 2016 01:48 PM (MJuTN)
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (ozZau)
Right??
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The People of Walmart prove that fallacy everyday of the week. I have never seen a woman fat or ugly enough that she couldn't give away sex until the 12th of Never.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (kXoT0)
But the 1s... they can vote for Hillary. Don't even want to think about them pulling my lever, er, the lever for me. Need to take a shower now. Gross!
Make America Glamorous Again!
Posted by: D. Trump at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: TRUMP! at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (R8ea6)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Furious George at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (Kl1Y6)
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (ji45d)
Donald Trump also lost the vast Feminist Bitch Vote. Trump will never make up this ground. Take it from me, Ed Rendell, Trump is doomed.
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: Teal'c at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (df1Vq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (ptqRm)
I'm not good with fractions.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (LA7Cm)
Attractive women vote for Trump.
So if you are feeling pretty, oh so pretty, you know who to vote for!
Posted by: @votermom at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (V8uX9)
Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (Fmupd)
I'm sure this will present no self selection problems.
Posted by: x at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Biff Baxter at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (2PU5o)
The question is, will the voters ever wise up? I know it doesn't matter to the FSA anyway.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:51 PM (39g3+)
Wait -- is this mike on?
Posted by: Teflon Democrats at May 18, 2016 01:51 PM (jBuUi)
Rendells Mom is so ugly she can make a railroad train take a gravel road.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 01:51 PM (8XRCm)
"I do not have affairs with women," the governor told the magazine, "and it's really unfair. It's particularly unfair to attractive women. I should go out and find an unattractive woman to have an affair with."
http://tinyurl.com/j96e9uc
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2016 01:51 PM (8ZskC)
Just remember there are more of us ugly mutherfvckers than there are of you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2016 01:40 PM (voOPb)
"I'm so cute,
they're so ugly,
some of them,
at home and lonely,
wish they could be,
very cute like me,
but they will never,
get to be . . ."
" . . . Hey ugly folks, go get some cy-a-nid
and die! Die, die, die, die! . . . "
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2016 01:52 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 01:52 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2016 01:52 PM (dBmVV)
And as we all know, Donald Trump hates Fat Chicks.
I'll tell you right now, no fat broad will vote will ever vote for Donald Trump.
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 01:52 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 18, 2016 01:52 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:51 PM (39g3+)
Oh, I have a feeling Trump won't forget about this...
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 01:52 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 18, 2016 01:52 PM (2cS/G)
Anthony Kennedy. QED.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2016 01:53 PM (p4UlV)
but he will lose ALL the famine stricken GOP voters....
//Ed Rendell-Noted Democrat Genius
Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 01:53 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 01:53 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at May 18, 2016 01:43 PM
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I think he's basically right, though I don't think ugliness has anything to do with it. (Most ugly women who are bitter about it are already in the D camp.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 01:53 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (V8uX9)
Posted by: joncelli, Political Tractor Pull Fan at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (v9gSJ)
TFG just retaliated against Chinese steel manufacturers for dumping some of their vast supply of unsold steel (enough to supply the world for years) here in the U.S. at prices below cost.
Trump just smiles...
Posted by: MTF at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (LISuA)
Mortimer at May 18, 2016 01:48 PM (uxHUH)
Does the one about why lesbians are fat count?
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: Moron with a death wish at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (H9MG5)
Can Trump win with just the attractive vote?
November will come down to this:
Ugly feminists and fat SJWs will vote for Hillary
Toned MILFs and Daisy Mae sexpot trailer trash will vote for Trump
The ultimate demographic division that all the pollsters have overlooked!
Posted by: zombie at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (jBuUi)
A pork chop, a dog, a string, and a notepad.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (TnUKj)
Yo Jinx, I see what you did there!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (wYnyS)
how does one even work that out?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (R8ea6)
Trump took over our gun threads, and again I was silent.
Trigglypuff took over our Trump threads, and well...
I'm just afraid of what's coming next.
Posted by: IP at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (NeFrd)
Damn who was the 'ron who used to say about every female "I'd hit it!"
THAT is the Rasmussen methodology on this survey...
"Hittable or not?"
//Ed Rendell
HAGS FOR HILLARY!
//Ed Rendell
Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (g8Hfr)
Women think Cate Blanchett is a raving beauty.
Men think she's a high 5, at most with a voice like a dude.
Men think young Jennifer Connolly was "drive into a parked car" hot, women think she was chubby with a piggy nose.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JEM at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (o+SC1)
Besides being incredibly amateurish, it hits the "woman" shit in every third point.
It also addresses Trump by name, very much a no-no in marketing, I am told. You never mention the competition by name; that just builds name recognition for it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (oKE6c)
the list just keeps growing. Before you know it, there won't be a single Democrat gal left to vote for Trump.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (X+nFp)
http://bit.ly/1WD2vrr
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (vvmPQ)
Just remember there are more of us ugly mutherfvckers than there are of you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2016 01:40 PM (voOPb)
"I'm so cute,
they're so ugly,
some of them,
at home and lonely,
wish they could be,
very cute like me,
but they will never,
get to be . . ."
" . . . Hey ugly folks, go get some cy-a-nid
and die! Die, die, die, die! . . . "
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
_____________
Ugly is bad;
Bad is wrong;
Wrong is sinful;
And sin leads to eternal damnation
And hot burning fire,
Hot burning fire!
Posted by: Furious George at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (Kl1Y6)
Posted by: Ed Rendell at the DNC 2016 Convention at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: mc at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (TWinl)
Statistically there are as many "average and above" dames as there are Democrat Senator looking ones.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (g8Hfr)
Or head of the DNC.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (/tuJf)
Ya know, this wouldn't be a problem at all if women didn't have the
right to vote, and just stayed in the damn kitchen making sammiches.
Posted by: Moron with a death wish at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (H9MG5)
*stabs then flamethrows*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (1ZOkK)
I'd like to think so but I fear his General Election approach will be a lot more Mitt Romney than bomb thrower.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (k4M/B)
>> women and men have different standards for beauty.
So what are you saying about Rendell?
Posted by: JEM at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (8XRCm)
See, ugly people, especially women, don't like being reminded that they are ugly. They know they are ugly, but they live in a fantasy where people ignore it ad see past it.
When you pop that bubble, they either get angry or despondent and they don't blame their ugliness, they blame the bubble buster....you.
Trump might be...crude but he didn't burst the bubble, even with Fiorina he said she had resting bitch face. Which is different, it skirts the line, but its not calling uglies ugly.
But Mr.Rendell you fucked up. You never go full retard and you never go full ugly.
*Source: I've been severely obese before and from that know what it is like to be ugly and b/c of that I dated very ugly women back then
Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (10hEu)
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (OxUnq)
I is ugly kitteh. I vote for Hillery cause she give me free tuna and fill my pillow with cat nip.
http://bit.ly/1WD2vrr
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (vvmPQ)
GAH!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (1ZOkK)
Is this guy a world-class dumbass or what, ladies and gentlemen? I'll bet Ed is the ultimate pussyhound in Pennsyltucky.
Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (UzPAd)
the press is covering this up as I type.
Posted by: Biff Baxter at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (2PU5o)
Covering what up?
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (wYnyS)
If/when Hillary Clinton is elected, I suspect her nickname will quickly become "Clunton." It might even become her secret service call name.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (7gCCJ)
Every now and then, they slip.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (R8ea6)
get a good job. Dem women will vote for the guy that reinforces their
belief that a vibrator is just as good as a husband.
Dem women will vote for a guy no matter how creepy or corrupt he is so long as he supports abortion.
It's really that simple. They will put up with *anything* as long as the politician has the right stance on abortion. It's sick.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (uxHUH)
Looks like I can use whatever john I want now...
Cate Blanchett >Jenny Connolly
Sven<---TG TV XT
Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (hfy+5)
Well. That was carefully worded, wasn't it? Someone who doesn't have affairs at all would have said "I do not have affairs" period, full stop.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (39g3+)
http://tinyurl.com/j9lzwvr
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (qUNWi)
I is ugly kitteh. I vote for Hillery cause she give me free tuna and fill my pillow with cat nip.
http://bit.ly/1WD2vrr
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (vvmPQ)
Jesus and Mary, that cat looks like it's one bad day away from ripping out your soul.
Posted by: joncelli, Political Tractor Pull Fan at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Pennsylvanians Everywhere at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (DL2i+)
Not this woman. I think Cate Blanchett can either like quite good or average/plain. In that way, she's kind of interesting looking. I don't know who Jennifer Connolly is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Todd Akin at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Eddie "100mph" Rendell at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (zllbf)
Speaking of attractive women, Pennsylvania and Ben Franklin, there is this:
http://tinyurl.com/j9lzwvr
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (NeFrd)
I'll be in the garage (again) with the car engine running.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (1ZOkK)
That was already pretty much a given...
Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (hfy+5)
Posted by: x at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 02:00 PM (V8uX9)
And how!
//Mike from Little Rock on the Bass
Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 02:00 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 02:00 PM (wYnyS)
Amirite guys??
Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (qUNWi)
Yup
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2016 02:00 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:00 PM (uxHUH)
Or head of the DNC.
---
don't smash the glass ceiling with your face.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 18, 2016 02:00 PM (R8ea6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:00 PM (1ZOkK)
It's like I don't even know you people any more.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ed Rendell, CakeMaker at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: IP at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 01:47 PM (u0lmX)
Hey! I'm having a snack here! Have some decency!
Posted by: the Butcher at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (AGJqR)
Remember this, too?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jplebds
Democrat politicians are not attractive AND can't dance.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (O0lVq)
Washington Blade
America's Leading LGBT News Source
You trying to tell us something?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (1ZOkK)
I'd pick the car with the biggest engine and dual exhausts if I were you!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (wYnyS)
http://tinyurl.com/jsbob8u
Over Jennifer:
http://tinyurl.com/jqap34c
...got it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: lauren at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (DPhwq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (0LHZx)
Yes.
>>women think she was chubby with a piggy nose.
They also thought this about Jenny McCarthy's 1993 Playboy shoot, and they were wrong. So very, very wrong.
Posted by: General Zod at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
****
Isn't that dude a dead ringer for Ben Franklin?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (BK3ZS)
He doesn't hate them, mind you. He simply denies them his essence.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (LUG6K)
Posted by: Furious George
I know right?
They just need to calm the fuck down.
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (c7vUv)
I note the lawyerly specificity. He didn't deny having affairs... just having them with women.
I don't see that gaffe going away any time soon.
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (iIzG7)
>>>>>>>>>>>
I can't wait for Ladies Night at the Great Wall of Trump.
>>>>>>>>>>>.
Just imagine the winner of the Wet Tshirt Contest receiving her Green Card Grand Prize.
It's beautiful , man.
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (uxHUH)
Oh, she's quite the specimen.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:03 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Furious George
I know right?
They just need to calm the fuck down.
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM
The tits are not calm. I say again, the tits are not calm.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2016 02:03 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:03 PM (NOIQH)
Women think Cate Blanchett is a raving beauty.
Men think she's a high 5, at most with a voice like a dude.
Men think young Jennifer Connolly was "drive into a parked car" hot, women think she was chubby with a piggy nose.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:55
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I tentatively agree with your premise that men and women have different standards, but I vehemently disagree with your examples.
I would expect at least 90% of women, given the choice, would far rather look like Connelly than Blanchett.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (T/5A0)
Cate is capable of having an intelligent conversation...
yeah sorry I am with the Aussie chick.
Ms Connoly lost her allure for me in Requiem for a Dream...
the penultimate scene she was in was "meh"
Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (NeFrd)
Ummm.... if Franklin was a tranny, I guess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (1ZOkK)
Well, in fairness, Rendell's a Dem, so the closest he's probably ever gotten to an attractive woman is when he's flipping through the Victoria's Secret catalog on the toilet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: IP at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (c6/9Q)
That's a real vote winning strategy, said nobody ever.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:05 PM (uxHUH)
If politicians weren't so dangerous with their policies, they'd be worth having around for their hilariously, idiotic statements.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 18, 2016 02:05 PM (U+nHb)
"It is true that the idea of conquest is inherent in the soul of Islam. However, it is also possible to interpret the objective in Matthew's Gospel, where Jesus sends his disciples to all nations, in terms of the same idea of conquest."
So Jesus the rabbi telling his disciples to go forth into all the world and preach his gospel of love and peace was exactly the same as Muhammad the warlord telling his followers to subjugate, maim, and murder non-muzzies where ever they find them. Both Jesus and Muhammad were all about conquest and world domination, peeps!
Wow. Just . . . wow.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 18, 2016 02:05 PM (BNs9e)
Posted by: IP at May 18, 2016 02:05 PM (aQQbl)
You'd think that wouldn't ya?
//B Clinton Your Captain and Pilot for Pedo Airlines...
Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:55
heh.
I was watching TV with my wife, and a commercial came on with Kate Upton for some online game. I said, and did, nothing.
My wife?
"if she's going to bleach her hair she should take the trouble to do her eyebrows as well".
Yip.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (7gCCJ)
http://tinyurl.com/j9lzwvr
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (NeFrd)
.................
"3 decades of experience in psychiatry"
Hmmm
Something isn't adding up here...
Posted by: Molly k at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (R33tx)
You are so right on the nose with that one.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:07 PM (egOGm)
Please let this happen.
Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2016 02:07 PM (hdpay)
2016 is between a freakish looking ugly old guy and an old hag, so also not a good test.
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:07 PM (ozZau)
You should have answered "She has hair?".
She would have laughed and laughed.
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:07 PM (uxHUH)
It's kind of interesting that the Catholic Church chose a guy to be Pope who seems to have no idea what Christianity is all about.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2016 02:07 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 18, 2016 02:07 PM (vtcmf)
rsly, check out HillaryClinton.com
Besides being incredibly amateurish, it hits the "woman" shit in every third point.
It also addresses Trump by name, very much a no-no in marketing, I am told. You never mention the competition by name; that just builds name recognition for it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (oKE6c)
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Jay, scroll down a bit on this page and look at the stacked comparison of hillary.com and trump.com:
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/144505424481/impossible-to-ignore
I can't believe how awful hers is and how vastly inferior to Trump's. Where is her money going? She must be spending it all on her voter fraud machine, because God knows her image and publicity experts are third-rate.
Posted by: iforgot at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (5o5ek)
Can we get one newsperson to ask Hillary if she's agrees with Democratic
Governor Ed Rendell that most of American women are ugly and will vote
for her.
Please let this happen.
Let's get Ed Henry. Oh, wait....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 18, 2016 02:05 PM (U+nHb)
It's not so much that their policies are inherently dangerous, it's that politicians have the power to enforce them!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (c6/9Q)
Panty status: un-wadded
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (+FSld)
Well, I am more of a boob man myself. But I guess that still somewhat applies.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (O0lVq)
It's also possible to interpret the objective in terms of racking up frequent flyer miles, hotel food, and mindless sex with hookers around the world.
Posted by: Pope Moron I at May 18, 2016 02:09 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:09 PM (c6/9Q)
http://tinyurl.com/j9lzwvr
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (NeFrd)
I may never eat oatmeal again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2016 02:09 PM (8ZskC)
So therefore Rendell hates children!!
For shame sir, for shame!!
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:10 PM (0LHZx)
Yea, I'm reminded of Dracula. "I do not drink... wine."
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:10 PM (39g3+)
Hmmm
Something isn't adding up here...
Posted by: Molly k at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (R33tx)
I couldn't get past the photo! But that's the icing on the Whole Foods cake!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 02:10 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 18, 2016 02:10 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 02:10 PM (V8uX9)
Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2016 02:10 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (ptqRm)
I'm telling you now is the time to stoke this fire.
AoS Action Alert: Go forth all ye morons! Go to all forums and social media and express outrage over how poorly Bernie Sanders is being treated. Go forth and tell the world you'll never vote for Hillary Clinton because she's as bad as the Republicans.
Or you we can just stay here and make funny comments using sockpuppets to entertain ourselves.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (X6fMO)
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/144505424481/impossible-to-ignore
I can't believe how awful hers is and how vastly inferior to Trump's. Where is her money going? She must be spending it all on her voter fraud machine, because God knows her image and publicity experts are third-rate.
Posted by: iforgot
We can only sell our souls once. Making her look good? Toss yours into the pot.
Posted by: third-rate I&P guys at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (326rv)
I think Evan Rachel wood is really pretty. In Mildred pierce and True blood she was striking.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Westboro Bakery at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (onzWx)
"It is true that the idea of conquest is inherent in the soul of Islam. However, it is also possible to interpret the objective in Matthew's Gospel, where Jesus sends his disciples to all nations, in terms of the same idea of conquest." "
Oh, ffs.
Where does Jesus tell us to kill the infidels?
Posted by: lauren at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (DPhwq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (w4NZ8)
Uh...the trannie Physician General says xer interest is in the area "where medical issues relate to mental health and behavioral issues..."
Ya don't say?
What this really means is that PA will be spending all its $$$ and focus on LGBT medical issues and not boring stuff like cancer and TB.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Cicero
Even the porkchop-around-the-neck-trick would have dogs howling, turning away and slinking away into the shadows.
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: The Pope at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (V8uX9)
Both physically, and personality wise.
Not even a close comparison.
Giselle strikes me as display arm wear that likes herself as much as Brady likes her.
Which works out, because Brady likes himself as much as Giselle does.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Zombie Ike Turner's Toaster at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (OxUnq)
Me-yow
However, it is also possible to interpret the objective in Matthew's Gospel, where Jesus sends his disciples to all nations, in terms of the same idea of conquest.
I actually get what he's trying to say here. He's not making an argument against Christianity, he's making an argument for reinterpretation of Islamic teachings that call for conquest. The argument is really awkward and the wording poor, but I'm willing to put that down to translation issues.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (c6/9Q)
Here's to you, Eleanor Roosevelt!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (1ZOkK)
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I give that post FIVE bananas.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:14 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:14 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Westboro Bakery at May 18, 2016 02:14 PM (onzWx)
Can a gay hairdresser refuse to cut a members hair?
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:14 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (LA7Cm)
Thank God the RCC decided to put an idiot savant who communicates like Rain Man in the position of "Spokesperson for God on Earth"
Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (g8Hfr)
I agree, but for some guys, boobs=beauty, and that's as far as they look. She could have a face like Barney Fife but if she has a big rack, they're mesmerized.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (39g3+)
She had me "take me to bed or lose me forever"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (jxbfJ)
What if a baker only refused UGLY lesbian marriage wedding cake decorations.
================
That's probably cool, but what are the odds?
Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2016 02:16 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 18, 2016 02:16 PM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Westboro Bakery at May 18, 2016 02:16 PM (onzWx)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:14 PM (0LHZx)
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Well.... if she had bigger boobs her name would be Jennifer Anniston.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:16 PM (8XRCm)
There's no way to reinterpret the verse of the sword.
Posted by: lauren at May 18, 2016 02:16 PM (DPhwq)
I'm not a good person to ask, Waaaaaaaay back when as a Democrat I supported odd looking Paul Simom-the Illinois Politician with the bow tie, not the singer. Then for a while I supported John Edwards (I know I know!) over Hillary and Barack
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2016 02:16 PM (w4NZ8)
Oh Ed, you silver-tongued devil you! Why dontcha come over and see me sometime sport?
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at May 18, 2016 02:16 PM (JO9+V)
My God that is nine kinds of ugly.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (LA7Cm)
______
Good fucking lord, trigger warning please!!
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (0LHZx)
Who I think is a boob..... Can't stand her...
Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (O2RFr)
CNN: Romney Ends 3rd Party Recruiting Efforts
Mitt "the shit" Romney put more effort in hurting Trump than he did trying to defeat obama. What a jerkoff.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (7gCCJ)
"http://tinyurl.com/j9lzwvr "
My God that is nine kinds of ugly.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (LA7Cm)
30 years in psychiatry? Wonder if she can get her money back.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (jxbfJ)
Wait! That's not what I meant about ugly bitches and dumbfuck coal miners who are too ugly and dumb to know what I meant anyway!
Posted by: Hillary! at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (NF2Bf)
Yeah... yeah I agree. He's remarkably poorly spoken and seems to have no affinity for or love of the gospel at all. Its pretty obvious he was chosen for his red-leaning tendencies rather than his abilities. I will give him this, though. He is pretty good at the humble and poverty-appearing thing.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (LA7Cm)
My eyes are still stinging from the liberal application of eye bleach I felt was required after clicking on that link.
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (Rx7zY)
LOL! Well, except one major problem I guess.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Jake from Allstate at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (/tuJf)
Same here - she was gorgeous in "Tequila Sunrise"
But women do have a different conception of beauty - Jennifer Anniston always ranks highest of a person women would want to look like. Never thought Anniston was that beautiful, just someone who has completely maximized her assets.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (NOIQH)
"3 decades of experience in psychiatry"
Hmmm
Something isn't adding up here...
Posted by: Molly k at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (R33tx)
I guess she/he/it doesn't practice what she/he/it preaches?
I've heard that a good many of the people who go into psychiatry/psychology tend to have psych issues, but thought that was probably not true. But with this person, she/he/it isn't debunking that particular myth.
Posted by: Moki at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (ezHMO)
the penultimate scene she was in was "meh"
Posted by: sven10077"
Are you referring to the "ass to ass" scene? That was creepy.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (OD2ni)
as far as they look. She could have a face like Barney Fife but if she
has a big rack, they're mesmerized.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (39g3+)
What is thy bidding, my masters?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (JO9+V)
Mitt the fuckface Romney tried to recruit Ben Sasse and John Kasich. Both said no.
Why does Mitt Romney care so much about keeping Trump out of the White House??
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (7gCCJ)
And, it's actually SCOTUS nominees.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Yeah that's what I saw.
Wrong link?
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:19 PM (uxHUH)
Trump has his list of 11 possible
SCOTUS picks
Zip's place
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 18, 2016 02:19 PM (k4M/B)
Mitt "the shit" Romney put more effort in hurting Trump than he did trying to defeat obama. What a jerkoff.
Posted by: Mister Magoo
So Romney the great business guy doesn't know how to count? The guy that supposedly would be beating Hillary right now?
What a dickhead. And what a waste of a vote in 2012.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 18, 2016 02:19 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (X6fMO)
*Bats eyelashes and blushes like Zeigfield girl in silent movie*
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Barbara Fritchie, of Pennsylvania at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (TnUKj)
At first I said "really Brad Pitt? dumping Jen A?, but then I saw her and Angelina's personalities and brains and I thought "nice call!".
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (ODxAs)
But he was electable and had gravitas coming out his...
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (wYnyS)
as far as they look. She could have a face like Barney Fife but if she
has a big rack, they're mesmerized.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (39g3+)
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For me, it's not just the boobs. It's the whole package. I don't care how beautiful the face is, without a little sumtin' sumtin' in the chest area, it doesn't do it for me.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Pope Francis, Biblical Scholar at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (NF2Bf)
In the sequel it will be referred to as "Hillary to Huma"....
//eye bleach please
Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (ByLlW)
Jennifer Aniston is the plain girl that hangs out with Michelle Pfeiffer hoping she gets the wingman.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (39g3+)
He has interacted personally with Trump. I'm sure he has his reasons. You may not agree but it's a mute point now since he has abandoned his efforts.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (V8uX9)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (+FSld)
Just the way Bill likes 'em...
Posted by: Hillary! at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (Fmupd)
"She has been a leading voice in efforts to treat teens with medical and psychological problems"
>>LOL! Well, except one major problem I guess.
Uh, probably not LOL since this is just the type of person who will want to use the state to insist parents cannot get their potentially transgendered kid therapy to reinforce his/her biological sex, and would want to grant kids the option of registering as the opposite sex (like they just did in Sweden?).
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (NOIQH)
So Ed You're saying ugly women are Dems then right? .... Agreed...
Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (O2RFr)"
He is doing better than that. He is making voting for Hillary Clinton an indication that a woman is ugly and knows herself to be ugly and acknowledges publicly that she is ugly. If Ed Rendel is widely believed, expect a strange new respect for Donald Trump among women.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Lola at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (8ZskC)
Also, has anyone heard from Publius? Are he and his mother doing okay?
Posted by: Moki at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (ezHMO)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Make excuses for Trump? Forbidden.
Make excuses for Mitt? Perfectly okay.
Got it.
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:22 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (39g3+)
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I thin you and Mr Magoo need to change handles....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:22 PM (8XRCm)
She's a Tran right? I mean talk about psychological problems..
Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 02:22 PM (O2RFr)
This'll look more like sincerity and less like a pose when he makes a point of divesting the Vatican of some of its Smaug-sized hoard.
Posted by: General Zod at May 18, 2016 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (39g3+)
Clearly you've never seen Horrible Bosses.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (KUaJL)
Grace Kelly, ftw.
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (OxUnq)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (0LHZx)
PSHAW everyone knows that Jesus Christ went around in a Gulfstream V and had access literally to ~400+ billion in wealth on speed dial without calling in favors from Dad...
Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 02:24 PM (g8Hfr)
You want to assume an alias before banging one of those.
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:24 PM (OxUnq)
Grace Kelly, ftw.
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (OxUnq)
_______________________________________________________
Elizabeth Taylor, at any age.
Posted by: IP at May 18, 2016 02:25 PM (aQQbl)
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Holy mackarel. The ole' gal looks like the Son of Sam.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (+FSld)
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I think Aerosmith wrote a song about him.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (7gCCJ)
I care just as much about keeping Trump out of the WH, but Mitt's been remarkably tone-deaf, or to be more accurate, stupid. I mean Kasich???
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:25 PM (ozZau)
Those aren't Pheromones!
Posted by: Peter North at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (OxUnq)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (8XRCm)
My God that is nine kinds of ugly.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Is the the "wild side" Lou Reed sang about?
No thanks, Lou. I'll walk waaaaay over here...
Posted by: Chi at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (1f2pQ)
But its her heart that matters most. An ugly, fat woman with a wonderful soul and mind who can cook... that's a keeper. Cause let's be honest, we all end up an ugly mess in the end. But like the man says, you can't fix stupid and you can't redeem evil.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (+FSld)
moot
points are moot, not mute.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (8XRCm)
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I could care less about grammer rules
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (NeFrd)
I thought it looked like the shape shifter on deep space 9
Posted by: FCF at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (kejii)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously>>>
Or the Scene in the garage from "We're the Millers"
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (c6/9Q)
Somebody's gonna bell that cat, but it won't be me.
Posted by: General Zod at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (Bdeb0)
The thing is that I would be much happier to vote for the Democratic party that produced him than the one we have today. I do not think Ed Rendell hates America like many on the left, unlike Clinton he is vaguely competent as a politician, not particularly self destructive, and he has a certain annelidian charm that she utterly lacks. He may even have the sort of latent patriotism possessed by men and women like James Hoffa or Sam Giancanna.
I'm voting for Gary Johnson myself, who is still more likely to win my state than Hillary, but if I could not, it would feel a lot easier not voting for Trump if the Democrats had a hack like Rendell or Daly as the nominee.
Posted by: RoyLC at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (wdHQo)
the week. I have never seen a woman fat or ugly enough that she
couldn't give away sex until the 12th of Never.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (kXoT0)"
With the love secrets of beer and the off switch for the lights, there is no woman who is beyond the act of impregnation.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (QHgTq)
1970's Jacqueline Bisset
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (uxHUH)
Well, Ed cleared up the mystery of why the Clinton campaign has ungodly levels of spending on pork chops and string.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Cicero
See, I wasn't the first lesbian in the white house.
Posted by: Hillary at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (c7vUv)
I don't think grace Kelly aged very well.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (0LHZx)
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grammar
and since I wasnt referring to you.... etiquette rules taint on your list either...
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mute Point at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (NF2Bf)
Grace Kelly, ftw.
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (OxUnq)
Elizabeth Taylor, at any age.
Posted by: IP
Ingrid Bergman. Just one look at her makes my heart ache.
Jennifer Aniston is one of those girls who can be made up to look better than the 6 she is, but inside she's bitter and whiny and one of those girls who always is the victim of everything and cries to her mom all night on the phone.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (39g3+)
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Nope. Francis was blaming the west for muzzie terrorism:
"In the face of Islamic terrorism, it would therefore be better to question ourselves about the way in an overly Western model of democracy has been exported to countries such as Iraq, where a a strong government previously existed. Or in Libya, where a tribal structure exists. We cannot advance without taking these cultures into account. As a Libyan said recently, "We used to have one Gaddafi, now we have fifty."
He's saying that it was western interventions in places like Iraq and Libya that causes Islamic terrorism. If we had just left well enough alone there, we'd have no Islamic terrorism.
Of course, that argument conveniently ignores the fact that 9/11 (and many other instances of Islamic terrorism) happened long before Saddam and Quaddafi were disposed of by the U.S.
But Islamic terrorism is still all our fault, because . . . Jesus was teaching world conquest! Jesus, who said to seek the kingdom within, is really the cause of all the muzzie terrorism in the world. Jesus told his disciples to go forth into all the world and spread his message of love, forgiveness, and peace. See, if we evil western imperialists had just left the muzzies alone, they wouldn't have wanted to kill us, no matter what Muhammad told them!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (BNs9e)
Posted by: Dow Corning Silicone division at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (81UWZ)
But its her heart that matters most. An ugly, fat woman with a wonderful soul and mind who can cook... that's a keeper. Cause let's be honest, we all end up an ugly mess in the end. But like the man says, you can't fix stupid and you can't redeem evil.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (39g3+)
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I've looked at it this way...there are 4 things to look for in a woman (for long term).
1. Looks
2. Brains
3. Money
4. Niceness
Chances are you'll never find all 4 in one package. The goal is to try and find one with 3/4. Doesn't matter which 3, as long as it's 3.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (81UWZ)
This one also came to mind, but I couldn't remember the movie name, so it sort of didn't help my point.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (KUaJL)
inferior to Trump's. Where is her money going? She must be spending it
all on her voter fraud machine, because God knows her image and
publicity experts are third-rate.
Posted by: iforgot at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (5o5ek)
Exactly what the younger Guevara said to me in pointing out the comparison (which is how I came to look at Hillary's site).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (oKE6c)
good- looking, with average bodies, but have pheromones just dripping
off of them. Most men know what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (Fmupd)
Like her: https://youtu.be/6KUMf6siamE
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Mute Point at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (NF2Bf)
----
What???
I cant hear you.
Youre muted.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (qUNWi)
Joke #1: Eleanor is on a train moving to her seat when she bumps into
a drunk. The drunk exclaims "Eleanor! You've got to be the most damn
ugly woman I've ever laid eyes on."
Now Eleanor was used to
remarks about her less than attractive looks, so she shot back "And,
you, mister, have got to be the most drunken disgusting bum who has ever
crossed my path!"
"Yep!", said the drunk, "But tomorrow, I'll be sober."
Posted by: Westboro Bakery at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (onzWx)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (NOIQH)
Also because Anniston has a sort of "girl next door" look that is unthreatening - she doesn't look like she'd be a huge bitch to other women. (Of course, we don't know if she is or not.)
Catherine Denevue is also, to my mind, one of the world's great beauties. But at the height of her beauty, she also looked rather cold and unapproachable.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (JBggj)
Her and Cary Grant in "Notorious" - both so attractive.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (NOIQH)
Well, Ed cleared up the mystery of why the Clinton campaign has ungodly levels of spending on pork chops and string.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (BK3ZS)
*wipes iced tea off screen*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (OxUnq)
Just absolutely takes my breath away.
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:25 PM (8XRCm)
No. The dude in our song looked like a lady.
Posted by: Steven Tyler at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (8ZskC)
Trump's list has 3 women, 8 men.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (1ZOkK)
and since I wasnt referring to you.... etiquette rules taint on your list either...
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (8XRCm)
____
Bro!
1. Relax
2. Read what I wrote again.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Christina Aguilara's Boobs at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (qX6Q9)
Posted by: Andy Grammer at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (NOIQH)
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I think a lot of women say that precisely because she looks fairly normal. I mean, her beauty seems attainable or relatable somehow.
If I were given a magic potion to look like anyone, I might first think of Gina Lollabrigida in her prime. But then, being that gorgeous isn't ME. I think I would suffer a major identity crisis or something! So I might choose someone more on my level. I dunno.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Westboro Bakery at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (onzWx)
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (OxUnq)
Posted by: Jake from Allstate at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (81UWZ)
This one also came to mind, but I couldn't remember the movie name, so it sort of didn't help my point."
Or the scene in The Break Up when she walks through the apartment naked showing off her glorious bare behind.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (OD2ni)
She made a deal with the devil or something, she looks wonderful.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (egOGm)
Work long enough in contracting, and you'll instinctively look for three qualities for any deliverable (or woman):
Cheap, fast, good.
Pick two.
Posted by: General Zod at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)
Excellent point.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:32 PM (NOIQH)
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/144505424481/impossible-to-ignore
I can't believe how awful hers is and how vastly inferior to
Trump's. Where is her money going? She must be spending it all on her
voter fraud machine, because God knows her image and publicity experts
are third-rate.
Posted by: iforgot at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (5o5ek)
Excellent, thank you. I just hope the Hillarhoids don't take Adams's message to heart.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 18, 2016 02:32 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (1ZOkK)
She made a deal with the devil or something, she looks wonderful.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (egOGm)
She said in an interview she eats pasta every day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:32 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: IP at May 18, 2016 02:32 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Buzzsaw
Is that the one with the diving and the morphine and the swimming and the swimsuit and Jackie slipping through the water with long, smooth, strokes of her fins....
BRB
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (uxHUH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (1ZOkK)
Ava Gardener in her prime.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Barrel at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (OxUnq)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (ByLlW)
Julia Stiles, for instance. If someone drew her face you'd think the artist didn't know his job, but she just... works. So well. Claudia Schiffer is another. She's pretty but her sex appeal is insanely high, far more than her appearance warrants.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (OxUnq)
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I loved it when he and Neo went skydiving.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (8XRCm)
Aware of that since I use that word frequently in my letters and reports. Like to blame it on auto correct but think my fingers just typed it like it does sometimes with their/there when I'm doing multiple things at a time.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (V8uX9)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (7gCCJ)
I care just as much about keeping Trump out of the WH, but Mitt's been remarkably tone-deaf, or to be more accurate, stupid. I mean Kasich???
Posted by: stace
Try dumbass. I cam in second when I tried it, and I actually WON a presidential election.
Posted by: zombie Teddy Roosevelt at May 18, 2016 02:34 PM (326rv)
Like her: https://youtu.be/6KUMf6siamE
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (JO9+V)
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Ugh. No.
Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2016 02:34 PM (Fmupd)
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/233997/
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2016 02:34 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Lola at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (8ZskC)
I'm not dumb but I can't understand why you walk like a woman and talk like a man.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:34 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 18, 2016 02:34 PM (JAqyq)
Indeed....and we on the right are told we must never retaliate lest Poppin' Fresh get a sad.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 02:34 PM (g8Hfr)
Throughout that whole scene I kept wondering, "How does he keep that beret on!?".
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:34 PM (OxUnq)
However, by all accounts, she was... not cold, to put it mildly. Very amenable. Never learned the word "no"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (39g3+)
Cheap, fast, good.
Pick two.
Posted by: General Zod
--------------------
Wait - women are deliverable?
There is a level of Amazon above Prime that y'all didn't tell me about, isn't there?
Posted by: Chi at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (1f2pQ)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (0LHZx)
It may not personal. Many people, including me, think Trump is completely unfit for that office, and almost anything is justified to keep him from getting the nomination. That said, the way Mitt went about this was lame.
This list of potential justices Trump just put out could be a game changer for me though. I only know one, Willet, who's terrific, and I look forward to seeing what people like Randy Barnett and Ted Cruz think about the others.
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: the Barrel at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (uxHUH)
I have no idea who she was, might have been someone famous, but I doubt it.
I've seen my share of beautiful women, but this one was just out there in the stratosphere.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (0LHZx)
Then there are the women that are just not quite good- looking, with
average bodies, but have pheromones just dripping off of them. Most men
know what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (Fmupd)"
The late Elizabeth Pena was not gorgeous but she exuded some kind of hotness. I don't think pheromones are transmitted through the TV.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 18, 2016 02:36 PM (0O7c5)
I saw Julia Stiles at LAX in the lounge. She looks normal, she is skinny. Like size 0000
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:36 PM (egOGm)
Maybe this is one of those "ask an Imam" moments.
/also, I'd like their answer on video. Please. To show our liberal friends.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 18, 2016 02:36 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 18, 2016 02:36 PM (4ng05)
I can understand why she was the favorite GI pinup.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:36 PM (u0lmX)
Gee; thanks your Holiness.
Posted by: Person being fed feet first into an industrial shredder by a strong government at May 18, 2016 02:36 PM (326rv)
Not really. There is a fine line between "beer goggles" and "whisky dick". Some women require strong enough beer goggles that the line is crossed.
Trust me on this.
Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 18, 2016 02:36 PM (c7vUv)
Didn't look at them all but several were appointed by Dubya to the federal bench and others are state supreme court justices.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 02:37 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Jake from Allstate at May 18, 2016 02:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (0LHZx)
It may not personal. Many people, including me, think Trump is completely unfit for that office, and almost anything is justified to keep him from getting the nomination. That said, the way Mitt went about this was lame.
This list of potential justices Trump just put out could be a game changer for me though. I only know one, Willet, who's terrific, and I look forward to seeing what people like Randy Barnett and Ted Cruz think about the others.
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (ozZau)
_____
Do you think Mittens' life will be affected one bit whether Hillary or Trump is the prezzie? Fuck no. I can see him preferring Trump not win, fine. But going to these extreme lengths to sabotage him....there's something else going on.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:37 PM (0LHZx)
Gorgeous girl. Horrible actress.
And that somehow makes her even more attractive.
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:37 PM (uxHUH)
For those of you that prefer chesty ladies..... I always thought Callahan from Police Academy was...... well put together.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2016 02:38 PM (B48dK)
wouldn't kick THAT outta bed, etc. This is the wisdom of the ancients...
Posted by: wham,bam, thank you ma at May 18, 2016 02:38 PM (/542q)
Posted by: MTF at May 18, 2016 02:39 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:39 PM (uxHUH)
Yeah. That dress, that body, that hair, that face, that voice. Rita, oh my yes.
I was at Disneyland and the waitress at the Blue Lagoon restaurant that served us looked like Sandra Bullock's younger, cuter sister. She was jaw dropping, the kind that made you forget what you were talking about. I'm totally sure she was a would-be actress/model type working and trying to get noticed.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:39 PM (39g3+)
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Gorgeous. Male or female, it's physically impossible to look away when that scene comes on.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2016 02:40 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (ozZau)
--
Being from WI, I can tell you Diane Sykes is very good.
Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2016 02:40 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 02:41 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 02:41 PM (ptqRm)
Both Women AND Men???
Backfire.... because people are sick and tired of the PC double standard...
Posted by: Don Quixote at May 18, 2016 02:41 PM (qf6WZ)
Remember, we all have our "quirks".
I mean, whose to say Ms. Aniston isn't as flatulent as a foghorn in private?
Posted by: IP at May 18, 2016 02:41 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:41 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: wham,bam, thank you ma at May 18, 2016 02:41 PM (/542q)
moot
points are moot, not mute.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (8XRCm)
++++
They're moot until I tell them to shuddup. Then they're mute.
Posted by: Mr. T at May 18, 2016 02:42 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 18, 2016 02:42 PM (Rx7zY)
Cyd Charisse........
Yum....
Posted by: Don Quixote at May 18, 2016 02:42 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (QHgTq)
I've come to believe that a person's posture, body language, facial expressions, and nonverbal cues play a lot larger part into what we consider attractiveness than a lot of people give credit for. I think that some women just believe that they're hot, and that confidence definitely comes through.
It also works the other way too. I do ballroom dancing, and a lot of women clearly aren't comfortable with themselves. They're very self-conscious, and it comes out. It's very hard to act hot when you don't think that you are. The best partners aren't necessarily the most attractive ones, but the ones that are able to act attractively, and aren't afraid of the looks they're getting.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 18, 2016 02:43 PM (KUaJL)
There is a level of Amazon above Prime that y'all didn't tell me about, isn't there?
If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it.
Posted by: Michael at May 18, 2016 02:43 PM (KClXw)
I seem to remember Vic prattling on about the stunning beauty of Abigail Adams back in the day.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:43 PM (8XRCm)
Didn't look at them all but several were appointed by Dubya to the federal bench and others are state supreme court justices.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 02:37 PM (4ErVI)
Joan Larsen of Michigan was appointed by Rick Snyder to the Michigan Supreme Court last year. Among her many accomplishments, is the fact that she clerked for Justice Scalia.
She gets mighty extra points for that one in my book.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2016 02:43 PM (7tJHe)
She is really small and slender, yeah. I've noticed that almost every actor and actress is itty. A few of them are really big, the usually end up action stars. But they're on the whole a small group of people.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at May 18, 2016 02:44 PM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Significantly Less Than Face-Sized Spider at May 18, 2016 02:45 PM (9krrF)
and interestingly, she apparently WAS. Couldn't drive worth sh*t, though
Posted by: wham,bam, thank you ma at May 18, 2016 02:45 PM (/542q)
You have to join Amazon Prime through Ace's link on the AoSHQ home page.
Giving the Ewok some Amazon love does get you the perks.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 02:45 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:46 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Melissa Lee Williams at a West Virginia Motor Inn at May 18, 2016 02:47 PM (JO9+V)
At least, that's the Cavil standard.
Posted by: Significantly Less Than Face-Sized Spider at May 18, 2016 02:47 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 18, 2016 02:48 PM (9krrF)
...
heh, I'm all four, mofos!. Well the looks are fading with age, but when my husband met me I was all four.
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:48 PM (ozZau)
Marilyn Monroe was pretty but she studied this to perfection and became inhumanly compelling as a result. Every single motion, the way she spoke, the tone of her voice, everything, completely practiced to one goal: to be insanely sexy.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: angela urkel at May 18, 2016 02:49 PM (hfy+5)
Posted by: brak at May 18, 2016 02:49 PM (MJuTN)
Well. da huh.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 18, 2016 02:49 PM (jJRIy)
There is a level of Amazon above Prime that y'all didn't tell me about, isn't there?
Posted by: Chi at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (1f2pQ)
Well.... yes actually.... but its not Amazon...
Posted by: Tinder at May 18, 2016 02:49 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 02:51 PM (Ozsfq)
There is a level of Amazon above Prime that y'all didn't tell me about, isn't there?
Posted by: Chi at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (1f2pQ)
*shifty eyes*
No.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: alexthechick- the world is a vampire but not sparkly because no at May 18, 2016 02:51 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 18, 2016 02:51 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 02:51 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 18, 2016 02:52 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: brak at May 18, 2016 02:49 PM (MJuTN)
Looks better than an hillary list or her massive ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 02:52 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:43 PM (39g3+)
One exception being Sigourney Weaver, who's like 6'0."
One of my favorite movies of all times is "The Year of Living Dangerously" (the scene where she runs away from the embassy party to join Mel Gibson and she can't keep her hands off him as he's driving raises my blood pressure every time I see it).
Mel in his prime was teh hawt, but he's about 5'6." when she comes to his office and they're standing in the hallway kissing (another scene that makes me fan myself) he probably had to stand on a box. She puts her hand out to hug him and it's hard not to notice how big her hands are. One paw could go halfway around his waist.
And yet, she's attractive in that movie - IMO.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:52 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2016 02:40 PM (hdpay)
Good to know. Just googled her and she's married to radio talk show guy Charlie Sykes, whom I like.
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:53 PM (ozZau)
This is rich: WH Liar Josh Ernest just said he'd be surprised if any Democrats would find any of Trump's 11 choices to be a "consensus nomimee" whereas obama's nominee, Merrick Garland, is regarded by Republicans as a 'consensus nominee.'
This is precisely why I hate the Republicans. They put themselves in this position all the time, with absolutely no reciprocation or even the expectation of reciprocation. The Republicans are the Democrats' bitches.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:53 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: news flash! at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (326rv)
Oh, and Missus Muldoon has all four.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (NeFrd)
Gee; thanks your Holiness.
In fairness to the Anti-Christ, top-down socialist management is all he's ever known.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Just the kinda guy Melissa upthread is looking for.
Posted by: Aviator at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Horny Alien at May 18, 2016 02:55 PM (87y4e)
This is precisely why I hate the Republicans. They put themselves in this position all the time, with absolutely no reciprocation or even the expectation of reciprocation. The Republicans are the Democrats' bitches.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:53 PM (7gCCJ)
Yup they play to win, we play to make the MSM happy and say nice things about us.
Fuck Ryan
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 02:55 PM (Ozsfq)
Certainly much better than some feared.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Aviator at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (c7vUv)
LOL
I hesitate to look
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (Ozsfq)
This one?
http://www.adweek.com/tvspy/files/2011/12/ErinMcElroy_traffic.jpg
Posted by: Michael at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (KClXw)
Your soul is nearly mine.
Posted by: Redheaded Traffic Woman at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (87y4e)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (4ErVI)
My God that is nine kinds of ugly.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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What came to mind:
http://lostinreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/penguin.jpg
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (LA7Cm)
Now democrats have seven months to dig dirt on them.
Nice work. Donald.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (jJRIy)
Trustworthy on both sides is required for a long term relationship.
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (ozZau)
Certainly much better than some feared.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (9krrF)
Well it should be becoming obvious to most people that when the choice is Trump or hillary, there really is only one correct answer.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:52 PM (u0lmX)
One of the best gags in Galaxy Quest is how the zipper keeps getting lower and lower on Sigourney's outfit and how more and more of it gets torn away.
WHOEVER WROTE THIS EPISODE SHOULD DIE!
Posted by: alexthechick- the world is a vampire but not sparkly because no at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:58 PM (LA7Cm)
The media is really focusing on Trump's list.
I guarantee you, by tonight, the media will get at least one of the 11 judges to publicly denounce Trump.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:58 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:53 PM (ozZau)
Er, that's the same Charlie Sykes who grilled Trump before the Wisconsin primary. It was a disastrous interview for Trump.
So I rather doubt The Donald will be picking Diane for anything.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:58 PM (u0lmX)
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She married the black weatherguy on that station, and now gets another 8 inches every night.
Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2016 02:59 PM (VndSC)
This will actually drum up support for Trump via self reverse-psychology.
Unattractive women never needed Donald Trump to be offended for being ugly. Most unattractive women live in denial. For every woman who beats herself up for not being pretty enough, there are 2 more with mirror goggles both waiting in line to insult the pretty ones.
Posted by: Wendy at May 18, 2016 02:59 PM (bpemY)
"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
Posted by: An Observation at May 18, 2016 02:59 PM (DNSIj)
Your soul is nearly mine.
Posted by: Redheaded Traffic Woman
Get him to do that stupid on location bit during a hurricane!! Wearing a dress! He'll do it if you ask!
Posted by: Morons stick togehter at May 18, 2016 02:59 PM (326rv)
Now democrats have seven months to dig dirt on them.
So what? The idea of the list was to sooth republican concerns and help unite the party
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 18, 2016 02:59 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 02:59 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (4ErVI)<<<
I am not an animal! I am a human being! I... am... a man!
Posted by: John Merrick Garland at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (Ozsfq)
Booze.
*nods sagely*
Posted by: alexthechick- the world is a vampire but not sparkly because no at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (mf5HN)
nose stud? Drop about 5 points on the 1-10 scale. Smoke? Another 5
points. Vote Democrat? 8 points. Think Justin Beiber is great? 7
points. Tattoos? 3 points.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (39g3+)
So on a scale of 1-10, someone could be as low as a -28?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (TOk1P)
http://tinyurl.com/z6ak4re
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: RoyLC at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (wdHQo)
Hmmm... This is an interesting word, "annelidian". I had to look it up, and all the references are to worm and the anatomical structures of same. Are you saying that even the worm-like Rendell is preferable to Hillary?
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (BbOP8)
>> gets another 8 inches every night.
Only 8?
Posted by: JEM at May 18, 2016 03:01 PM (o+SC1)
Marilyn Monroe was pretty but she studied this to perfection and became inhumanly compelling as a result. Every single motion, the way she spoke, the tone of her voice, everything, completely practiced to one goal: to be insanely sexy.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:48 PM
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Her "sexiness" includes vulgarity, childishness, and stupidity, which makes her less than compelling to some men. And as you point out, it's all quite studied and therefore manipulative.
Mr. DeVille has never liked the MM, Jayne Mansfield, Pamela Anderson type at all. Raquel Welch and Ann-Margret, OTOH, ......
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 03:01 PM (T/5A0)
>> gets another 8 inches every night.
Only 8?
Posted by: JEM
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That is pretty wide, you know.
Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2016 03:01 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Not so good.
Posted by: Harriet Meirs at May 18, 2016 03:01 PM (c7vUv)
THat movie is so fun and clever I love it.
My favorite scene with her is standing at the chompers.
She yells "well screw that!!" but you can see she said something else in the original take.
"What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here? This episode was badly written!!!"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 03:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (Ozsfq)
Booze.
*nods sagely*
Posted by: alexthechick- the world is a vampire but not sparkly because no at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (mf5HN)
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And moar range time.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 18, 2016 03:02 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:43 PM (39g3+)
I bet that's right.
My parents got to see a little of the filming of Giant out in West TX. Elizabeth Taylor was a tiny thing, but Rock Hudson was actually very tall, so she stood on a box for some scenes.
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 03:02 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: johnd01 at May 18, 2016 03:02 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: FCF at May 18, 2016 03:02 PM (kejii)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (TOk1P)
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Absolutely.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 18, 2016 03:02 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 03:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 18, 2016 03:02 PM (rlfds)
Hillary wants to close your range also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 03:03 PM (Ozsfq)
Bad character makes people unattractive. I know one guy, when I first met him I thought he was so handsome, Marlboro man handsome. Now I don't think he's attractive at all, because he's a bad guy.
I also know average looking guys, kind of overweight, who I would set up with any friend because the inner beauty shines through.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 03:03 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 03:03 PM (0LHZx)
This is precisely why I hate the Republicans. They put themselves in this position all the time, with absolutely no reciprocation or even the expectation of reciprocation. The Republicans are the Democrats' bitches."
Huh? You hate the Republicans because of what a lying POS like Earnest says. He has no say in this. In my view, the Republicans are actually doing a good job blocking Garland.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 18, 2016 03:03 PM (OD2ni)
Is that supposed to be a comma?
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (7gCCJ)
Commas are for closers, four-eyes.
My grandmama was in a comma. Four months, slobber all over the place, catheters and feeding tubes. The fart smell was worse than a drunken sailor. Not attractive at all!
Posted by: Teh Donald at May 18, 2016 03:04 PM (TOk1P)
So on a scale of 1-10, someone could be as low as a -28?
Posted by: BurtTC
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Your Honor, I would like to introduce ehibit A, also known as "Trigglypuff."
Posted by: Chi at May 18, 2016 03:04 PM (1f2pQ)
*nods sagely*
Posted by: alexthechick- the world is a vampire but not sparkly because no at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (mf5HN)
That's a wise answer, but I don't think enough booze exists for this situation.
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 03:05 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 18, 2016 03:07 PM (HMt16)
>> nose stud? Drop about 5 points on the 1-10 scale. Smoke?
>> Another 5 points. Vote Democrat? 8 points. Think Justin
>> Beiber is great? 7 points. Tattoos? 3 points.
Don't like to see a lot of piercings and metal in visible locations but in small amounts there is an element of 'okay, where ELSE?' that's tempting.
Smoking's pretty much a -100. Tats are a sliding scale.
Posted by: JEM at May 18, 2016 03:08 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:58 PM (7gCCJ)
Umm, Trump has had a vetting committee working on this Scotus pick list for some time. I highly doubt he published this list and none of the candidates knew they were being vetted. Certainly the #1 question for them would be would they consider serving on the court. If they said yes, then proper vetting would start taking place. They all would have known they are being considered.
Even Cruz said last week to rumors of him being picked for the court that he wasn't interested.
As far as the Dem's starting to find dirt on them? Not a problem. They will do that no matter who gets picked.
Remember Clarence Thomas, a black justice who the Democrats did everything, including paying a liar to get up and say Thomas put a pubic hair on a coke can at her desk.
You have to simply move forward and run over them.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2016 03:10 PM (7tJHe)
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fuck pajama boy Earnest. Willett, for example, is extremely popular because of his tweets, which are funny and cute. he tweets more than any judge in the US, and he's gotten good PR for it even in the lefty national media. He's solid on the issues too, of course.
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 03:10 PM (ozZau)
Let me point out those were Ten Pound Dumbbells.
And not just any Ten Pound Dumbbells.
Those were United States Marine. Ten. Pound. Dumbbells.
Posted by: zombie Josh Ernest at May 18, 2016 03:11 PM (OF/aZ)
>> popular because of his tweets, which are funny and cute.
>> he tweets more than any judge in the US, and he's gotten
>> good PR for it even in the lefty national media. He's solid
>> on the issues too, of course.
'tweets more than any judge in the US' = 'provides more ammunition to the other side than any judge in the US'.
A good guy, right on the issues, thicker oppo file than others.
Posted by: JEM at May 18, 2016 03:13 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 03:03 PM (39g3+)
It's a great start.
I take off 100 points for any man who spends more time on his hair than I do. That includes the likes of John Edwards and Donald J Trump.
Never trust a "man" who spends that much time on his hair.
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 03:14 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: JEM at May 18, 2016 03:13 PM (o+SC1)
Probably. Most of his tweets are about his family though.
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 03:16 PM (ozZau)
Sue me.
Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2016 03:18 PM (oiNtH)
became inhumanly compelling as a result. Every single motion, the way
she spoke, the tone of her voice, everything, completely practiced to
one goal: to be insanely sexy.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:48 PM (39g3+)
There is a story told by a photographer of hers. He was talking to her about how hard it must be for her to be recognized everywhere she went. She said words to the effect of "Oh no, I can go anywhere and nobody recognizes me." He replied: "I can't believe that." She said "OK, we'll go outside on Hollywood Blvd." - where his studio was. They walked up and down the street and nobody recognized her - or noticed her more than any other pretty girl. Then she said: "Now I'm going to turn on Marilyn Monroe and watch what happens." Within moments a large crowd of excited people had gathered. She talked to them for a few minutes then she "turned off" her Marylin persona and the crowd quickly dispersed with puzzled people saying "Where did she go - she was right there."
Posted by: An Observation at May 18, 2016 03:18 PM (DNSIj)
Posted by: RM at May 18, 2016 03:22 PM (U3LtS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq09hAl5EkI
Posted by: JT at May 18, 2016 03:38 PM (Lg8cl)
Posted by: Thatch at May 18, 2016 03:39 PM (pBZp4)
Cameron Diaz was nuclear hot when she was in The Mask. She had a just a little baby fat back then. The she must have gone vegan and worked out too much.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2016 03:55 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:53 PM (ozZau)
Er, that's the same Charlie Sykes who grilled Trump before the Wisconsin primary. It was a disastrous interview for Trump.
So I rather doubt The Donald will be picking Diane for anything.
Posted by: Donna and V.
The judge is the radio personality's ex wife so actually Trump just poked his critic in the eye, as is his wont.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2016 04:13 PM (PLnZs)
Interestingly, Rendell has often gotten in trouble with his own team for saying things that were unhelpful to the narrative. For example, he got yelled at in 2000 when he responded to a question about the Gore vs. Bush recount by saying that ultimately he wanted SOMEONE to win. That was deemed too honest.... Ironies everywhere.
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