Former PA Governor/Big Democrat Macher Ed Rendell: Donald Trump's Comments About Women's Looks Will Hurt Him, Because, You Know, There Are a Lot More Ugly Women in America Than Attractive Ones

Ah. I see.

The difference between offensive and non-offensive comes down to a single letter: (D).

Former Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell says Donald Trump's past comments on women will likely come back to haunt him because Rendell says "there are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women."

The Democrat was offering his thoughts to The Washington Post on the likely Republican nominee's prospects for success in the Philadelphia suburbs when he made the comment. Rendell says Trump's comments might gain him some working-class Democratic voters, but will cost him Republican women because he says "people take that stuff personally."

Rendell didn't immediately return requests for comment.

I'll bet.

Posted by: Ace at 01:37 PM




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1 A Kinsley gaffe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 18, 2016 01:38 PM (rwI+c)

2 and First! wankers

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 18, 2016 01:39 PM (rwI+c)

3 Trifecta?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 18, 2016 01:39 PM (rwI+c)

4 Jessss!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 18, 2016 01:39 PM (rwI+c)

5 I'll summon The Others.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 18, 2016 01:39 PM (rwI+c)

6 Frank Zappa line from a live LP can't remember which,

Just remember there are more of us ugly mutherfvckers than there are of you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2016 01:40 PM (voOPb)

7 Rendell's right, but he's disregarding the fact that many of these hounds don't believe they are all that gross. Hell, Trigglypuff thinks she can meet somebody who likes swollen toddlers.

Posted by: spongeworthy at May 18, 2016 01:40 PM (mrfTe)

8 He's right you know.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at May 18, 2016 01:40 PM (R+30W)

9 Ugly broads love me and I love ugly broads.Classy,terrific ugly broads.
Donald

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2016 01:41 PM (B48dK)

10 Iknow... I know.... "some" of you dont like my mouth or my language. You hate the things that I say. But... let me promise you this. I will NEVER, EVER say things like....

"At this point.... what difference does it make."
-or-
"I was busy dodging sniper fire at the time"
-or-
Wipe my server??? You mean like with a cloth???
-or-
Arf Arf ...... ARF ARF ARF.


And I would .... definitely... never, never ever say .....

"When I left the White House.... I was deadbroke.

That I will never say.... I can promise you that. As a mater of fact... If you get angry with me for calling a traitor a traitor, but these other things dont bother you.... well, you are in a strange strange place is all I can say.

Posted by: Teh Donald at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

11 ".....just make an ugly woman your wife...."

Posted by: Jimmy Soul at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (TnUKj)

12 I shall smite him with my purse

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (R8ea6)

13 LOL!

The party of Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy -- well, all the creepy Kennedys, saying don't vote fort THAT guy, he's a creeper - hilarious!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (NOIQH)

14 well, that's certainly true about women in Pennsylvania

Posted by: phreshone at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (12kBq)

15 So Ed You're saying ugly women are Dems then right? .... Agreed...

Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (O2RFr)

16 This is the same guy who told Democrats to re-register as Republicans in the primary to vote for Arlen Specter, then register back as Democrats for the general election.

Posted by: James T Kirk at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (YtZB9)

17 "there are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women."

*****


Are we talking individual numbers or net weight?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (NeFrd)

18 Seriously though,a GOP schlub that uttered this would be buried in an avalanche of angry SJW's.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2016 01:43 PM (B48dK)

19 Ugly and on the (D)ole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 18, 2016 01:43 PM (k4M/B)

20 The party of Trigglypuff and the Hell Beast.

*snort*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:43 PM (1ZOkK)

21 Let's also note that creepy San Diego mayor Fillner hit on all sorts of older, not so attractive women - does that make it OK, because equal opportunity, "inclusivity" of unattractive women?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 01:43 PM (NOIQH)

22 Rendell says that for every voter Trump gains, he will lose "1 1/2 to 2" Republican women.

Maybe Rendell thinks some of the women are just halfway ugly.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at May 18, 2016 01:43 PM (UwQ7q)

23 i self identify as a victoria's secret model. And soon you will too

Posted by: Hilary! at May 18, 2016 01:43 PM (R8ea6)

24 Democrat Mark Green did say that the last frontier of the civil rights movement was "Ugly Rights."

Posted by: James T Kirk at May 18, 2016 01:44 PM (YtZB9)

25 This thread needs an ugly Safe Space kitteh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:44 PM (1ZOkK)

26 Yeah pretty funny shit.

And just shows the absolute arrogance of the left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 01:44 PM (Ozsfq)

27 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or some crap like that...

Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 01:44 PM (O2RFr)

28 Rendell says that for every voter Trump gains, he will lose "1 1/2 to 2" Republican women.

???

But Republican Women are not ugly?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 01:44 PM (Ozsfq)

29 Yeah, this is my shocked face that Fast Eddie would say that.

Totes shocked.

Posted by: alexthechick- the world is a vampire but not sparkly because no at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (mf5HN)

30 I have absolutely no interest in whatever Mirror Universe Richie Rich might think of my looks good or bad. I don't like him and I don't trust him, but I prefer him over Hillary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (w4NZ8)

31 If anyone should know about ugly broads, it's Ed Rendell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (8ZskC)

32 Ed Rendell is quite a hunk of a man, I must say.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (1ZOkK)

33 Ed Rendell: Ugly Chick Whisperer

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (NOIQH)

34 17 "there are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women."

----

That won't be the case once i'm in charge of immigration.

Making America Hot again!

Posted by: TRUMP! at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (R8ea6)

35
Ugly women cant get pregnant because that works like a hockey goalie and nobody scores.

Right??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (8XRCm)

36 >>Rendell says Trump's comments might gain him some working-class Democratic voters

Proles are not worthy of an aesthetic sense.

Posted by: General Zod at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (Bdeb0)

37
This too can be used to our advantage. By using reverse psychology!

All the ugly women will vote for Hillary.

Tell me, what women wants to admit she's ugly? When women are in the privacy of the polling booth, believe moi, mon freu, women will proclaim their beauty by voting for Trump.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (7gCCJ)

38 Hillary owns the Ugly Women vote!

That's true, but I am grateful to Ed (who talks like the ass of Mr. Ed) for drawing everyone's attention to it!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (u0lmX)

39 Types


Deletes


Types

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 01:45 PM (wYnyS)

40 Ugly women cant get pregnant because that works like a hockey goalie and nobody scores.

Right??


*****


Gives whole new meaning to the phrase "pad save".

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (NeFrd)

41 Ed Rendell loves him some hot chicks so if anyone ever mastered the ration of Not Hot/ Hot it would be Fast Eddie.

Posted by: MTF at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (LISuA)

42 >>Democrat Mark Green did say that the last frontier of the civil rights movement was "Ugly Rights."


What do you think Feminism is?

Exhibit A: Trigglypuff, whose main cause is normalizing obesity.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (NOIQH)

43 Don't think there was much chance of Trigglypuff or DWS voting for Trump anyway so losing those two prolly won't hurt.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (X+nFp)

44 Great moments in Donk rhetoric...

"people take stuff like that personally!"

//Ed Rendell on Trump calling people who hit their penis with a sledgehammer nightly "stupid"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (g8Hfr)

45 Rendell says that for every voter Trump gains, he will lose "1 1/2 to 2" Republican women.

---

he must think republican women vote multiple times like Dem women.

Posted by: TRUMP! at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (R8ea6)

46 Well, pilgrim, if I ever wake up and find myself giving one raw rancid rat's rump about Eddie's opinion on anything, I will go back to bed until that feeling passes.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (kXoT0)

47 That fucking bastard will lose a shitload of votes because people don't like vulgar language.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck doing an Ed Rendell impression at May 18, 2016 01:47 PM (V8uX9)

48 The GOP should run that statement under pics of Lena Dunham and Wasserman-Schultz.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 01:47 PM (u0lmX)

49 Fast Eddie was never shy about telling you what's on his mind. The union stiffs who make up his base will chortle about it and the lefty media will do a jedi hand wave. What, you expected intellectual consistency?

Posted by: joncelli, Political Tractor Pull Fan at May 18, 2016 01:47 PM (v9gSJ)

50 42 Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 01:46 PM (NOIQH)

Trigglypuff is hot...

in a Nintendo meets Dreamworks kind of way....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 01:47 PM (g8Hfr)

51
Trump lost the ugly women vote.

Stay tuned for my next op-ed when I explain how Trump alienated the cocksucker vote and lesbo vote and negro vote.

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 01:48 PM (7gCCJ)

52 I would like to see these numbers.


What is needed, of course, is a Federally-Funded Scientific Study (tm).


Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 01:48 PM (uxHUH)

53 Half the population is below average and 100 percent of the population think they're above average.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 18, 2016 01:48 PM (hJrjt)

54 How about a story of Raging Bitch, in court?


http://cbsloc.al/1Toebvl

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 01:48 PM (ptqRm)

55 Got a good laugh out of the British heavy metal link in the sidebar

Posted by: brak at May 18, 2016 01:48 PM (MJuTN)

56 It's so awesome that because of the low quality of our candidates, this is one of the main things the election is about.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (ozZau)

57 Ugly women cant get pregnant because that works like a hockey goalie and nobody scores.

Right??

-------

The People of Walmart prove that fallacy everyday of the week. I have never seen a woman fat or ugly enough that she couldn't give away sex until the 12th of Never.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (kXoT0)

58 Look, the votes of 2s, 3s, 4s count just the same as the 10s. I'll gladly take any of them voting for me.

But the 1s... they can vote for Hillary. Don't even want to think about them pulling my lever, er, the lever for me. Need to take a shower now. Gross!

Make America Glamorous Again!

Posted by: D. Trump at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (H9MG5)

59 i think that every woman who is less attractive than Hilary sbould vote for her. The rest should vote for me.

Posted by: TRUMP! at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (R8ea6)

60 Don't be dissing Pennsylvania. There are tons of women there!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (TnUKj)

61 The new and improved AOSHQ. Eventually all threads turn into gun TrigglyPuff threads.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (NeFrd)

62 A lot of women just get hysterical over comments like that.

Posted by: Furious George at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (Kl1Y6)

63 The women in PA are so f'in ugly, Trump doesn't have a chance winning their vote.

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (ji45d)

64
Donald Trump also lost the vast Feminist Bitch Vote. Trump will never make up this ground. Take it from me, Ed Rendell, Trump is doomed.

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (7gCCJ)

65 Indeed. You are more correct than you know.

There are clearly more ugly (D) women.

Posted by: Teal'c at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (df1Vq)

66 Possible Freddy Gray memorial protests coming on Monday.

http://cbsloc.al/1XziNR5

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (ptqRm)

67 "Half the population is below average and 100 percent of the population think they're above average."

I'm not good with fractions.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (LA7Cm)

68 Ugly women vote for Hillary.
Attractive women vote for Trump.

So if you are feeling pretty, oh so pretty, you know who to vote for!

Posted by: @votermom at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (7lVbc)

69 Rendell's moma so ugly when she goes into a bank they turn off the surveillance cameras.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (V8uX9)

70 What he should have said was, good-looking women and women with really good personalities.

Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (Fmupd)

71 so he's predicting ugly women will vote for Hillary.

I'm sure this will present no self selection problems.

Posted by: x at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (nFwvY)

72 No need to worry.

the press is covering this up as I type.

Posted by: Biff Baxter at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (2PU5o)

73 This is just a smidgin of the crap Republicans will here from the MFM. It happens every election regardless who the Republican candidate is.


The question is, will the voters ever wise up? I know it doesn't matter to the FSA anyway.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (vvmPQ)

74 Well this would bury a Republican but since he's not... even the right will forget this and it will disappear within a few days.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:51 PM (39g3+)

75 Ugly bitches take it personal when you call 'em ugly! That's why my side is guaranteed to win -- we never call 'em ugly to their faces.

Wait -- is this mike on?

Posted by: Teflon Democrats at May 18, 2016 01:51 PM (jBuUi)

76
Rendells Mom is so ugly she can make a railroad train take a gravel road.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

77 Ed Rendell on the right of ugly women to have equal time and attention from Ed Rendell:


"I do not have affairs with women," the governor told the magazine, "and it's really unfair. It's particularly unfair to attractive women. I should go out and find an unattractive woman to have an affair with."

http://tinyurl.com/j96e9uc

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2016 01:51 PM (8ZskC)

78 6 Frank Zappa line from a live LP can't remember which,

Just remember there are more of us ugly mutherfvckers than there are of you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2016 01:40 PM (voOPb)


"I'm so cute,
they're so ugly,
some of them,
at home and lonely,
wish they could be,
very cute like me,
but they will never,
get to be . . ."

" . . . Hey ugly folks, go get some cy-a-nid
and die! Die, die, die, die! . . . "

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2016 01:52 PM (p4UlV)

79 You can't really blame Ed though. He sat on his balls and it cut off oxygen to his brain.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 01:52 PM (4ErVI)

80 He's right.

Even Lena Dunham got a tv show!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2016 01:52 PM (dBmVV)

81
And as we all know, Donald Trump hates Fat Chicks.
I'll tell you right now, no fat broad will vote will ever vote for Donald Trump.

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 01:52 PM (7gCCJ)

82 The ugliest women in America invariably end up on the Supreme Court, so what's the problem?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 18, 2016 01:52 PM (2cS/G)

83 even the right will forget this and it will disappear within a few days.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:51 PM (39g3+)


Oh, I have a feeling Trump won't forget about this...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 01:52 PM (u0lmX)

84 82 The ugliest women in America invariably end up on the Supreme Court, so what's the problem?
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 18, 2016 01:52 PM (2cS/G)


Anthony Kennedy. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2016 01:53 PM (p4UlV)

85 You know Trump saying that we should work to eliminate world hunger may gain him a few Democrat votes...

but he will lose ALL the famine stricken GOP voters....

//Ed Rendell-Noted Democrat Genius

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 01:53 PM (g8Hfr)

86 I expect that he's factually correct, but I don't know how you would quantify that kind of study.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:53 PM (39g3+)

87 Rendells Mom is so ugly they changed Halloween to EdMamaween!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

88 22 Rendell says that for every voter Trump gains, he will lose "1 1/2 to 2" Republican women.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at May 18, 2016 01:43 PM
-------------------------
I think he's basically right, though I don't think ugliness has anything to do with it. (Most ugly women who are bitter about it are already in the D camp.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 01:53 PM (T/5A0)

89 I wonder what the troll from the previous thread thinks?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (1ZOkK)

90 At last, we now have an explanation for why Marjorie Rendell divorced Ed. And here I was wondering why he's no longer married.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (iIzG7)

91 Something tells me Hillary already has a lock on the uggo vote.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (0mRoj)

92 Rendell's momma so ugly her mirror wears a bag.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (V8uX9)

93 Rendell's mom is so ugly the statue of Ben Franklin on Philly's city hall put its hands over its eyes when she walked into town.

Posted by: joncelli, Political Tractor Pull Fan at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (v9gSJ)

94 Well, here's something.

TFG just retaliated against Chinese steel manufacturers for dumping some of their vast supply of unsold steel (enough to supply the world for years) here in the U.S. at prices below cost.

Trump just smiles...

Posted by: MTF at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (LISuA)

95 What is needed, of course, is a Federally-Funded Scientific Study (tm).
Mortimer at May 18, 2016 01:48 PM (uxHUH)

Does the one about why lesbians are fat count?

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (dQJCS)

96 Girl-pretty or Boy-pretty?

Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (uxHUH)

97 Ya know, this wouldn't be a problem at all if women didn't have the right to vote, and just stayed in the damn kitchen making sammiches.

Posted by: Moron with a death wish at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (H9MG5)

98 So, now the real question is:

Can Trump win with just the attractive vote?

November will come down to this:

Ugly feminists and fat SJWs will vote for Hillary

Toned MILFs and Daisy Mae sexpot trailer trash will vote for Trump


The ultimate demographic division that all the pollsters have overlooked!

Posted by: zombie at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (jBuUi)

99 "I expect that he's factually correct, but I don't know how you would quantify that kind of study."

A pork chop, a dog, a string, and a notepad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (ptqRm)

100 Don't be dissing Pennsylvania. There are tons of women there!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (TnUKj)


Yo Jinx, I see what you did there!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (wYnyS)

101 So is the problem that he's wrong? That there are more attractive women than ugly ones?

how does one even work that out?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (R8ea6)

102 Guns took over our nood threads, and I said nothing.
Trump took over our gun threads, and again I was silent.
Trigglypuff took over our Trump threads, and well...


I'm just afraid of what's coming next.

Posted by: IP at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (aQQbl)

103 Ed Rendell's mom is so ugly that when she gave birth to him the doctor slapped both of them.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (NeFrd)

104 86 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:53 PM (39g3+)

Damn who was the 'ron who used to say about every female "I'd hit it!"

THAT is the Rasmussen methodology on this survey...

"Hittable or not?"

//Ed Rendell

HAGS FOR HILLARY!

//Ed Rendell

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (g8Hfr)

105 Someone brought up a good point on here a while back: women and men have different standards for beauty.

Women think Cate Blanchett is a raving beauty.
Men think she's a high 5, at most with a voice like a dude.

Men think young Jennifer Connolly was "drive into a parked car" hot, women think she was chubby with a piggy nose.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (39g3+)

106 >> "I do not have affairs with women," the governor told the
>> magazine

Well, that's a relief.

Posted by: JEM at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (o+SC1)

107 Srsly, check out HillaryClinton.com


Besides being incredibly amateurish, it hits the "woman" shit in every third point.

It also addresses Trump by name, very much a no-no in marketing, I am told. You never mention the competition by name; that just builds name recognition for it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (oKE6c)

108 Trigglypuff, DWS, Janet Napolitano, Janet Reno,...

the list just keeps growing. Before you know it, there won't be a single Democrat gal left to vote for Trump.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (X+nFp)

109 I is ugly kitteh. I vote for Hillery cause she give me free tuna and fill my pillow with cat nip.


http://bit.ly/1WD2vrr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (vvmPQ)

110 78 6 Frank Zappa line from a live LP can't remember which,

Just remember there are more of us ugly mutherfvckers than there are of you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2016 01:40 PM (voOPb)


"I'm so cute,
they're so ugly,
some of them,
at home and lonely,
wish they could be,
very cute like me,
but they will never,
get to be . . ."

" . . . Hey ugly folks, go get some cy-a-nid
and die! Die, die, die, die! . . . "

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
_____________

Ugly is bad;
Bad is wrong;
Wrong is sinful;
And sin leads to eternal damnation
And hot burning fire,
Hot burning fire!

Posted by: Furious George at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (Kl1Y6)

111 God damn who let all these butt ugly bitches in here?

Posted by: Ed Rendell at the DNC 2016 Convention at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (4ErVI)

112 He's just another example that there are more asshole democrat politicians than not. Republican women will vote for the guy that will help their husbands get a good job. Dem women will vote for the guy that reinforces their belief that a vibrator is just as good as a husband.

Posted by: mc at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (TWinl)

113 101 Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (R8ea6)

Statistically there are as many "average and above" dames as there are Democrat Senator looking ones.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (g8Hfr)

114 >>The ugliest women in America invariably end up on the Supreme Court, so what's the problem?

Or head of the DNC.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (/tuJf)

115 97
Ya know, this wouldn't be a problem at all if women didn't have the
right to vote, and just stayed in the damn kitchen making sammiches.


Posted by: Moron with a death wish at May 18, 2016 01:54 PM (H9MG5)


*stabs then flamethrows*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (1ZOkK)

116 Oh, I have a feeling Trump won't forget about this...

I'd like to think so but I fear his General Election approach will be a lot more Mitt Romney than bomb thrower.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (39g3+)

117 Find her in a binder.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (k4M/B)

118 >> Someone brought up a good point on here a while back:
>> women and men have different standards for beauty.

So what are you saying about Rendell?

Posted by: JEM at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (o+SC1)

119 Ed Rendells Mamma is so ugly she made One Direction go a different direction

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

120 Yeah.....big Ed....you're a moron.

See, ugly people, especially women, don't like being reminded that they are ugly. They know they are ugly, but they live in a fantasy where people ignore it ad see past it.

When you pop that bubble, they either get angry or despondent and they don't blame their ugliness, they blame the bubble buster....you.

Trump might be...crude but he didn't burst the bubble, even with Fiorina he said she had resting bitch face. Which is different, it skirts the line, but its not calling uglies ugly.

But Mr.Rendell you fucked up. You never go full retard and you never go full ugly.

*Source: I've been severely obese before and from that know what it is like to be ugly and b/c of that I dated very ugly women back then

Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (10hEu)

121 Whomever blind linked Sir Elton in the sidebar...

fuck you. I was all ready for some Priest.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (OxUnq)

122 109
I is ugly kitteh. I vote for Hillery cause she give me free tuna and fill my pillow with cat nip.


http://bit.ly/1WD2vrr


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (vvmPQ)


GAH!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (1ZOkK)

123 >>>because Rendell says "there are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women."<<<

Is this guy a world-class dumbass or what, ladies and gentlemen? I'll bet Ed is the ultimate pussyhound in Pennsyltucky.

Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (UzPAd)

124 No need to worry.

the press is covering this up as I type.

Posted by: Biff Baxter at May 18, 2016 01:50 PM (2PU5o)


Covering what up?

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (wYnyS)

125
If/when Hillary Clinton is elected, I suspect her nickname will quickly become "Clunton." It might even become her secret service call name.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (7gCCJ)

126 It must be terribly stressful for Liberals/Progs to have to constantly say what they are *supposed* to say, as opposed to what they are really thinking.

Every now and then, they slip.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (9mTYi)

127 The ratio improves if you're a bit flexible in your definition of 'women'

Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 18, 2016 01:57 PM (R8ea6)

128 >>Republican women will vote for the guy that will help their husbands
get a good job. Dem women will vote for the guy that reinforces their
belief that a vibrator is just as good as a husband.


Dem women will vote for a guy no matter how creepy or corrupt he is so long as he supports abortion.

It's really that simple. They will put up with *anything* as long as the politician has the right stance on abortion. It's sick.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (NOIQH)

129 If the Las Vegas Democrat Convention Video was any indication , I am going to have to side with Ed on this one.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (uxHUH)

130 105 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (39g3+)

Looks like I can use whatever john I want now...

Cate Blanchett >Jenny Connolly

Sven<---TG TV XT

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (g8Hfr)

131 His remarks don't bother me. I guess because I'm beautiful.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (hfy+5)

132 "I do not have affairs with women," the governor told the magazine

Well. That was carefully worded, wasn't it? Someone who doesn't have affairs at all would have said "I do not have affairs" period, full stop.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (39g3+)

133 Speaking of attractive women, Pennsylvania and Ben Franklin, there is this:


http://tinyurl.com/j9lzwvr

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (NeFrd)

134 Ugly goes all the way to the bone.

Amirite guys??

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (qUNWi)

135 109
I is ugly kitteh. I vote for Hillery cause she give me free tuna and fill my pillow with cat nip.


http://bit.ly/1WD2vrr


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (vvmPQ)

Jesus and Mary, that cat looks like it's one bad day away from ripping out your soul.

Posted by: joncelli, Political Tractor Pull Fan at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (v9gSJ)

136 We can turn this to our advantage. On seeing a particularly unappealing specimen, we can say "Oops, there goes a Hillary voter."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (oKE6c)

137 At least he's not in jail.

*** points at Illinois ***

Posted by: Pennsylvanians Everywhere at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (DL2i+)

138 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (39g3+)

Not this woman. I think Cate Blanchett can either like quite good or average/plain. In that way, she's kind of interesting looking. I don't know who Jennifer Connolly is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (w4NZ8)

139 What a dumbass.

Posted by: Todd Akin at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (326rv)

140 Let's not get into their brains either. Ugly and dumb isn't a good combo.

Posted by: Eddie "100mph" Rendell at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (zllbf)

141 133
Speaking of attractive women, Pennsylvania and Ben Franklin, there is this:





http://tinyurl.com/j9lzwvr

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (NeFrd)


I'll be in the garage (again) with the car engine running.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (1ZOkK)

142 136 We can turn this to our advantage. On seeing a particularly unappealing specimen, we can say "Oops, there goes a Hillary voter."

That was already pretty much a given...

Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (O2RFr)

143 Not every woman is covergirl material.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (hfy+5)

144 um Ed, I don't think that's exactly how negging works, but ymmv.

Posted by: x at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (nFwvY)

145 Rendell's momma so ugly ace would never had made her pancakes.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 02:00 PM (V8uX9)

146 139 Posted by: Todd Akin at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (326rv)

And how!

//Mike from Little Rock on the Bass

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 02:00 PM (g8Hfr)

147 Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (oKE6c)

Shhh, don't give them help!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 02:00 PM (wYnyS)

148 134 Ugly goes all the way to the bone.

Amirite guys??
Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (qUNWi)

Yup

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2016 02:00 PM (voOPb)

149 Make America HOT Again!

>>>>>>>>>>>



I can't wait for Ladies Night at the Great Wall of Trump.


Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:00 PM (uxHUH)

150 The ugliest women in America invariably end up on the Supreme Court, so what's the problem?

Or head of the DNC.

---

don't smash the glass ceiling with your face.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 18, 2016 02:00 PM (R8ea6)

151 Dear Florida,

You're off the hook for stupidest state. For now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:00 PM (1ZOkK)

152 No one has posted this? http://tinyurl.com/hkcgdd8


It's like I don't even know you people any more.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (oKE6c)

153
Love Wins, Ugly Bitch.

Posted by: Ed Rendell, CakeMaker at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (ODxAs)

154 ugly Kitteh
bald Kitteh
little ball of death
sick Kitteh
toxic Kitteh



Wharrrggggrrrbbllle

Posted by: IP at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (aQQbl)

155 48 The GOP should run that statement under pics of Lena Dunham and Wasserman-Schultz.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 01:47 PM (u0lmX)

Hey! I'm having a snack here! Have some decency!

Posted by: the Butcher at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (AGJqR)

156 >>If the Las Vegas Democrat Convention Video was any indication , I am going to have to side with Ed on this one.


Remember this, too?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jplebds

Democrat politicians are not attractive AND can't dance.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (NOIQH)

157 Don't be dissing Pennsylvania. There are tons of women there!

ISWYDT and I'm choking to death.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (rwI+c)

158 Rendell's momma so ugly ace would never had made her pancakes.


NO PANCAKES FOR YOU!!!!

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (qUNWi)

159 You want to bet that ignorant slob has porked a staffer or two.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (O0lVq)

160 muldoon what are you doing with this book mark?

Washington Blade
America's Leading LGBT News Source

You trying to tell us something?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (voOPb)

161 I fully support the aesthetically challenged.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 18, 2016 02:01 PM (vtcmf)

162 I'll be in the garage (again) with the car engine running.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 01:59 PM (1ZOkK)


I'd pick the car with the biggest engine and dual exhausts if I were you!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (wYnyS)

163 So what you're saying is that you rate Cate:

http://tinyurl.com/jsbob8u

Over Jennifer:

http://tinyurl.com/jqap34c

...got it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (39g3+)

164 He's not wrong.

Posted by: lauren at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (DPhwq)

165 What kind of cat was that? One of those hairless ones or it had a accident.? Looks like a cat version of Yoda.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (w4NZ8)

166 Trump 2016: Keep America Beautiful

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (0LHZx)

167 >>Men think young Jennifer Connolly was "drive into a parked car" hot

Yes.

>>women think she was chubby with a piggy nose.

They also thought this about Jenny McCarthy's 1993 Playboy shoot, and they were wrong. So very, very wrong.

Posted by: General Zod at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)

168 I'll be in the garage (again) with the car engine running.



Posted by: Jane D'oh


****


Isn't that dude a dead ringer for Ben Franklin?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (NeFrd)

169
Two-Baggers 4 Hillary!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (BK3ZS)

170 "I do not have affairs with women," the governor told the magazine,

He doesn't hate them, mind you. He simply denies them his essence.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (LUG6K)

171 >> A lot of women just get hysterical over comments like that.
Posted by: Furious George

I know right?
They just need to calm the fuck down.

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (c7vUv)

172 "I do not have affairs with women," the governor told the magazine...

I note the lawyerly specificity. He didn't deny having affairs... just having them with women.

I don't see that gaffe going away any time soon.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (iIzG7)

173 Make America HOT Again!

>>>>>>>>>>>

I can't wait for Ladies Night at the Great Wall of Trump.

>>>>>>>>>>>.


Just imagine the winner of the Wet Tshirt Contest receiving her Green Card Grand Prize.


It's beautiful , man.


Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (uxHUH)

174 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (NeFrd)
Oh, she's quite the specimen.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:03 PM (egOGm)

175 A lot of women just get hysterical over comments like that.

Posted by: Furious George



I know right?

They just need to calm the fuck down.

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM


The tits are not calm. I say again, the tits are not calm.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2016 02:03 PM (bzd8I)

176 >>Make America HOT Again!

>>don't smash the glass ceiling with your face.


Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:03 PM (NOIQH)

177 105 Someone brought up a good point on here a while back: women and men have different standards for beauty.

Women think Cate Blanchett is a raving beauty.
Men think she's a high 5, at most with a voice like a dude.

Men think young Jennifer Connolly was "drive into a parked car" hot, women think she was chubby with a piggy nose.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:55
--------------------
I tentatively agree with your premise that men and women have different standards, but I vehemently disagree with your examples.

I would expect at least 90% of women, given the choice, would far rather look like Connelly than Blanchett.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (T/5A0)

178 163 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (39g3+)

Cate is capable of having an intelligent conversation...

yeah sorry I am with the Aussie chick.

Ms Connoly lost her allure for me in Requiem for a Dream...

the penultimate scene she was in was "meh"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (g8Hfr)

179 Isn't that dude a dead ringer for Ben Franklin?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (NeFrd)


Ummm.... if Franklin was a tranny, I guess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (1ZOkK)

180
Well, in fairness, Rendell's a Dem, so the closest he's probably ever gotten to an attractive woman is when he's flipping through the Victoria's Secret catalog on the toilet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (X6fMO)

181 I surprised Ed said that. He might be the only Democrat I'd like to have a beer with, but then we would only talking about the Birds.

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (3wHFl)

182 the winner of the Wet Tshirt Contest
________________________


They don't arrive that way?

Posted by: IP at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (aQQbl)

183 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (NeFrd)


oh.

Dear


GOD

Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (uxHUH)

184 I want to clarify, the ugly ones look the same to me in the dark, i don't discriminate

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (c6/9Q)

185 Yes, of course. Obfuscating and lying about Trump's comments as a means to try and dupe females voters, is worse than a guy who looks like a toad being judgmental about other people's looks based on his personal standard (ha) and calling them pejoratives.

That's a real vote winning strategy, said nobody ever.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (O0lVq)

186 >>don't smash the glass ceiling with your face.




Posted by: Lizzy

>>>>>>


Nice!


Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:05 PM (uxHUH)

187 That's a true LOL statement.

If politicians weren't so dangerous with their policies, they'd be worth having around for their hilariously, idiotic statements.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 18, 2016 02:05 PM (U+nHb)

188 OT but incredibly stupid anyway: Francis, the world's #1 Commie masquerading as a Christian, was asked about muzzie terrorism. Here is his reply:

"It is true that the idea of conquest is inherent in the soul of Islam. However, it is also possible to interpret the objective in Matthew's Gospel, where Jesus sends his disciples to all nations, in terms of the same idea of conquest."

So Jesus the rabbi telling his disciples to go forth into all the world and preach his gospel of love and peace was exactly the same as Muhammad the warlord telling his followers to subjugate, maim, and murder non-muzzies where ever they find them. Both Jesus and Muhammad were all about conquest and world domination, peeps!

Wow. Just . . . wow.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 18, 2016 02:05 PM (BNs9e)

189 What this election needs is the return of the Tri-Corner hat girl...
I swoon at the thought.

Posted by: IP at May 18, 2016 02:05 PM (aQQbl)

190 180 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (X6fMO)

You'd think that wouldn't ya?

//B Clinton Your Captain and Pilot for Pedo Airlines...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (g8Hfr)

191 Yes; I think Cate Blanchett has a more attractive face than Jennifer Connolly, but the picture of Connolly wasn't emphasizing her face.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (w4NZ8)

192 Men think young Jennifer Connolly was "drive into a parked car" hot, women think she was chubby with a piggy nose.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 01:55

heh.

I was watching TV with my wife, and a commercial came on with Kate Upton for some online game. I said, and did, nothing.

My wife?

"if she's going to bleach her hair she should take the trouble to do her eyebrows as well".

Yip.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (326rv)

193
The Sanders supporters revolting is funny. Most of them are older hippies.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (7gCCJ)

194 I always thought that one of the most beautiful movie stars ever is Michelle Pfeiffer. But when I said that to a guy once he said, " too flat" so maybe I don't know what guys think is attractive.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (u0lmX)

195 Honestly, is anyone else wondering how Democrats win and punching themselves in the face?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (O0lVq)

196

The Revenge Of The Hippies?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (7gCCJ)

197 133 Speaking of attractive women, Pennsylvania and Ben Franklin, there is this:


http://tinyurl.com/j9lzwvr

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (NeFrd)


.................

"3 decades of experience in psychiatry"
Hmmm
Something isn't adding up here...

Posted by: Molly k at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (R33tx)

198 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 02:04 PM (T/5A0)
You are so right on the nose with that one.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:07 PM (egOGm)

199 Can we get one newsperson to ask Hillary if she's agrees with Democratic Governor Ed Rendell that most of American women are ugly and will vote for her.

Please let this happen.

Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2016 02:07 PM (hdpay)

200 Didn't it used to be a theory that women prefer to vote for a good looking man? 2012 was between two good looking men, so not a good test of that theory.

2016 is between a freakish looking ugly old guy and an old hag, so also not a good test.

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:07 PM (ozZau)

201 "if she's going to bleach her hair she should take the trouble to do her eyebrows as well".


You should have answered "She has hair?".


She would have laughed and laughed.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:07 PM (uxHUH)

202 >>OT but incredibly stupid anyway: Francis, the world's #1 Commie masquerading as a Christian, was asked about muzzie terrorism.

It's kind of interesting that the Catholic Church chose a guy to be Pope who seems to have no idea what Christianity is all about.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2016 02:07 PM (/tuJf)

203 I shall carry the fugly!1!

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 18, 2016 02:07 PM (vtcmf)

204
rsly, check out HillaryClinton.com


Besides being incredibly amateurish, it hits the "woman" shit in every third point.

It also addresses Trump by name, very much a no-no in marketing, I am told. You never mention the competition by name; that just builds name recognition for it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 18, 2016 01:55 PM (oKE6c)
-----------------------

Jay, scroll down a bit on this page and look at the stacked comparison of hillary.com and trump.com:

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/144505424481/impossible-to-ignore


I can't believe how awful hers is and how vastly inferior to Trump's. Where is her money going? She must be spending it all on her voter fraud machine, because God knows her image and publicity experts are third-rate.

Posted by: iforgot at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (5o5ek)

205 199
Can we get one newsperson to ask Hillary if she's agrees with Democratic
Governor Ed Rendell that most of American women are ugly and will vote
for her.



Please let this happen.



Let's get Ed Henry. Oh, wait....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (1ZOkK)

206 If politicians weren't so dangerous with their policies, they'd be worth having around for their hilariously, idiotic statements.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 18, 2016 02:05 PM (U+nHb)


It's not so much that their policies are inherently dangerous, it's that politicians have the power to enforce them!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (wYnyS)

207 when i say ugly i don't mean ugly ugly, you know ?

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (c6/9Q)

208 Maybe I'm the exception, but even as a non-Trumper, when I hear or have heard him comment disparagingly about a woman's looks, it makes me laugh. I find none of it offensive. Not a single, damned thing he's said about any woman's looks (positive or negative) offends or bothers me. Some of it is actually pretty hilarious (ref: O'Donnell, R). Men say stuff about women's looks. Women say stuff about women's looks. Women say stuff about men's looks. Men say stuff about men's looks. I simply don't care. Donald Trump loses no points with me on this.

Panty status: un-wadded

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (+FSld)

209 >>There are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women."<<

Well, I am more of a boob man myself. But I guess that still somewhat applies.


Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (O0lVq)

210 However, it is also possible to interpret the objective in Matthew's Gospel, where Jesus sends his disciples to all nations, in terms of the same idea of conquest."


It's also possible to interpret the objective in terms of racking up frequent flyer miles, hotel food, and mindless sex with hookers around the world.

Posted by: Pope Moron I at May 18, 2016 02:09 PM (326rv)

211 the ungly ones can use the same bathroom as the gorgeous ones, i don't have a problem with that, i'm openminded

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:09 PM (c6/9Q)

212 Speaking of attractive women, Pennsylvania and Ben Franklin, there is this:

http://tinyurl.com/j9lzwvr

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (NeFrd)



I may never eat oatmeal again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2016 02:09 PM (8ZskC)

213 If more than 1/2 the womYns are ugly doesn't that mean more than 1/2 the children are ugly too?

So therefore Rendell hates children!!

For shame sir, for shame!!

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:10 PM (0LHZx)

214 I note the lawyerly specificity. He didn't deny having affairs... just having them with women.

Yea, I'm reminded of Dracula. "I do not drink... wine."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:10 PM (39g3+)

215 "3 decades of experience in psychiatry"
Hmmm
Something isn't adding up here...

Posted by: Molly k at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (R33tx)


I couldn't get past the photo! But that's the icing on the Whole Foods cake!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 02:10 PM (wYnyS)

216 I still think Bridget Moynahan is more attractive than Giselle Bundchen.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 18, 2016 02:10 PM (2cS/G)

217 Heather Graham is the standard by which I judge beauty.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 02:10 PM (V8uX9)

218 Ed Rendell's research on female ugliness likely includes a Match.com life membership.

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2016 02:10 PM (JBggj)

219 I still think Bridget Moynahan is more attractive than Giselle Bundchen.

I agree...

Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (O2RFr)

220 I haven't seen my penis in years because it's below my gourd-like belly . But I still feel I'm able to judge other peoples looks.

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (O0lVq)

221 Trump has his list of 11 possible running mates

Zip's place

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (ptqRm)

222
I'm telling you now is the time to stoke this fire.

AoS Action Alert: Go forth all ye morons! Go to all forums and social media and express outrage over how poorly Bernie Sanders is being treated. Go forth and tell the world you'll never vote for Hillary Clinton because she's as bad as the Republicans.

Or you we can just stay here and make funny comments using sockpuppets to entertain ourselves.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (7gCCJ)

223 I always thought that one of the most beautiful movie stars ever is Michelle Pfeiffer. But when I said that to a guy once he said, " too flat" so maybe I don't know what guys think is attractive.Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (u0lmX)Pfeiffer never did it for me. Too much of a "cross me just once and your dick will be hitting the garbage disposal before you can cover your junk" look.But you, Donna, I am sure are a lovely, charming exemplar of all that is womanhood.And smart, too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (X6fMO)

224 Jay, scroll down a bit on this page and look at the stacked comparison of hillary.com and trump.com:

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/144505424481/impossible-to-ignore


I can't believe how awful hers is and how vastly inferior to Trump's. Where is her money going? She must be spending it all on her voter fraud machine, because God knows her image and publicity experts are third-rate.
Posted by: iforgot

We can only sell our souls once. Making her look good? Toss yours into the pot.

Posted by: third-rate I&P guys at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (326rv)

225 Donna,
I think Evan Rachel wood is really pretty. In Mildred pierce and True blood she was striking.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (egOGm)

226 Can a baker refuse to decorate a cake that says "God Hates Fags"? Is it okay in Ob+mao's America to hate fag 8terz?

Posted by: Westboro Bakery at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (onzWx)

227 "
"It is true that the idea of conquest is inherent in the soul of Islam. However, it is also possible to interpret the objective in Matthew's Gospel, where Jesus sends his disciples to all nations, in terms of the same idea of conquest." "

Oh, ffs.

Where does Jesus tell us to kill the infidels?

Posted by: lauren at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (DPhwq)

228 Trump has his list of 11 possible running mates

Are any of them attractive? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (w4NZ8)

229 >>Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 01:58 PM (NeFrd)

Uh...the trannie Physician General says xer interest is in the area "where medical issues relate to mental health and behavioral issues..."

Ya don't say?

What this really means is that PA will be spending all its $$$ and focus on LGBT medical issues and not boring stuff like cancer and TB.



Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (NOIQH)

230 ugly women contributed as much to this country as the attractive ones, i just wanted to give them a shout-out

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (c6/9Q)

231 I may never eat oatmeal again.

Posted by: Cicero


Even the porkchop-around-the-neck-trick would have dogs howling, turning away and slinking away into the shadows.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (uxHUH)

232 Some of my favorite homilies have come from The Little Red Book.

Posted by: The Pope at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (vtcmf)

233 Vote for Trump. Advocate for Trump. But please don't make excuses for Trump.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (V8uX9)

234 "I still think Bridget Moynahan is more attractive than Giselle Bundchen. "

Both physically, and personality wise.


Not even a close comparison.

Giselle strikes me as display arm wear that likes herself as much as Brady likes her.

Which works out, because Brady likes himself as much as Giselle does.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (ptqRm)

235 Ed has been married to same woman I'm sure.

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (3wHFl)

236 Ugly or not, they're all hittable.

Posted by: Zombie Ike Turner's Toaster at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (OxUnq)

237 "if she's going to bleach her hair she should take the trouble to do her eyebrows as well".

Me-yow

However, it is also possible to interpret the objective in Matthew's Gospel, where Jesus sends his disciples to all nations, in terms of the same idea of conquest.

I actually get what he's trying to say here. He's not making an argument against Christianity, he's making an argument for reinterpretation of Islamic teachings that call for conquest. The argument is really awkward and the wording poor, but I'm willing to put that down to translation issues.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (39g3+)

238 ugly women contributed as much to this country as the attractive ones, i just wanted to give them a shout-out

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:12 PM (c6/9Q)



Here's to you, Eleanor Roosevelt!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (8ZskC)

239 Let's get Ed Henry. Oh, wait....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (1ZOkK)

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I give that post FIVE bananas.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (8XRCm)

240 there is nothing wrong with ugly women, i have a lot of ugly women friends

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:14 PM (c6/9Q)

241 Michelle Pfeiffer with bigger boobs would definitely be in the "hottest of all time" conversation.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:14 PM (0LHZx)

242 What if a baker only refused UGLY lesbian marriage wedding cake decorations.


Posted by: Westboro Bakery at May 18, 2016 02:14 PM (onzWx)

243 Posted by: Westboro Bakery at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (onzWx)
Can a gay hairdresser refuse to cut a members hair?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:14 PM (egOGm)

244 "http://tinyurl.com/j9lzwvr "


My God that is nine kinds of ugly.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (LA7Cm)

245 237 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (39g3+)

Thank God the RCC decided to put an idiot savant who communicates like Rain Man in the position of "Spokesperson for God on Earth"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (g8Hfr)

246 I always thought that one of the most beautiful movie stars ever is Michelle Pfeiffer.

I agree, but for some guys, boobs=beauty, and that's as far as they look. She could have a face like Barney Fife but if she has a big rack, they're mesmerized.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (39g3+)

247 I always thought Meg Ryan was hot - until she had work done.

She had me "take me to bed or lose me forever"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (jxbfJ)

248 #242
What if a baker only refused UGLY lesbian marriage wedding cake decorations.
================

That's probably cool, but what are the odds?

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2016 02:16 PM (JBggj)

249 I always thought Michelle Pfiefer was teh hawt. That Fabulous Baker Boys movie with her crawling over the top of the piano drove me up the wall.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 18, 2016 02:16 PM (vvmPQ)

250 What if a gay baker refused ugly fat bride heterosexual wedding cakes? This shit is important dammit!

Posted by: Westboro Bakery at May 18, 2016 02:16 PM (onzWx)

251 Michelle Pfeiffer with bigger boobs would definitely be in the "hottest of all time" conversation.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:14 PM (0LHZx)

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Well.... if she had bigger boobs her name would be Jennifer Anniston.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:16 PM (8XRCm)

252 "he's making an argument for reinterpretation of Islamic teachings that "

There's no way to reinterpret the verse of the sword.

Posted by: lauren at May 18, 2016 02:16 PM (DPhwq)

253 osted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:07 PM (ozZau)

I'm not a good person to ask, Waaaaaaaay back when as a Democrat I supported odd looking Paul Simom-the Illinois Politician with the bow tie, not the singer. Then for a while I supported John Edwards (I know I know!) over Hillary and Barack

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2016 02:16 PM (w4NZ8)

254 Rendell says "there are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women."


Oh Ed, you silver-tongued devil you! Why dontcha come over and see me sometime sport?

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at May 18, 2016 02:16 PM (JO9+V)

255 244 "http://tinyurl.com/j9lzwvr "


My God that is nine kinds of ugly.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (LA7Cm)

______

Good fucking lord, trigger warning please!!

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (0LHZx)

256 Well.... if she had bigger boobs her name would be Jennifer Anniston.

Who I think is a boob..... Can't stand her...

Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (O2RFr)

257
CNN: Romney Ends 3rd Party Recruiting Efforts

Mitt "the shit" Romney put more effort in hurting Trump than he did trying to defeat obama. What a jerkoff.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (7gCCJ)

258 244
"http://tinyurl.com/j9lzwvr "



My God that is nine kinds of ugly.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (LA7Cm)

30 years in psychiatry? Wonder if she can get her money back.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (jxbfJ)

259 I'm guaranteed the ugly bitch and dumbfuck coal miner vote!

Wait! That's not what I meant about ugly bitches and dumbfuck coal miners who are too ugly and dumb to know what I meant anyway!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (NF2Bf)

260 Thank God the RCC decided to put an idiot savant who communicates like Rain Man in the position of "Spokesperson for God on Earth"

Yeah... yeah I agree. He's remarkably poorly spoken and seems to have no affinity for or love of the gospel at all. Its pretty obvious he was chosen for his red-leaning tendencies rather than his abilities. I will give him this, though. He is pretty good at the humble and poverty-appearing thing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+)

261 "Trump has his list of 11 possible running mates

Zip's place"


Don't know any of the names.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (LA7Cm)

262 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (LA7Cm)

My eyes are still stinging from the liberal application of eye bleach I felt was required after clicking on that link.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (wYnyS)

263 Good fucking lord, trigger warning please!!

That's no Woman it's a Man baby!

Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (O2RFr)

264 Except for Dem party fems, there are way more pretty women in U.S. then good looking men. Whatever their shape, women can do a lot to make themselves pretty. Men have to go with what they've got. The trouble with Dem Party Fems is that it seems they go out of their way of NOT making themselves look pretty. And the results are.evident.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (Rx7zY)

265 "She has been a leading voice in efforts to treat teens with medical and psychological problems"

LOL! Well, except one major problem I guess.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (0LHZx)

266 And, it's actually SCOTUS nominees.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (LA7Cm)

267 >>My God that is nine kinds of ugly.

Well he's a guy so ...

Posted by: Jake from Allstate at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (/tuJf)

268 >>I always thought that one of the most beautiful movie stars ever is Michelle Pfeiffer.

Same here - she was gorgeous in "Tequila Sunrise"

But women do have a different conception of beauty - Jennifer Anniston always ranks highest of a person women would want to look like. Never thought Anniston was that beautiful, just someone who has completely maximized her assets.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (NOIQH)

269
"3 decades of experience in psychiatry"
Hmmm
Something isn't adding up here...
Posted by: Molly k at May 18, 2016 02:06 PM (R33tx)

I guess she/he/it doesn't practice what she/he/it preaches?

I've heard that a good many of the people who go into psychiatry/psychology tend to have psych issues, but thought that was probably not true. But with this person, she/he/it isn't debunking that particular myth.

Posted by: Moki at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (ezHMO)

270 "Ms Connoly lost her allure for me in Requiem for a Dream...

the penultimate scene she was in was "meh"
Posted by: sven10077"


Are you referring to the "ass to ass" scene? That was creepy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (OD2ni)

271 I agree, but for some guys, boobs=beauty, and that's
as far as they look. She could have a face like Barney Fife but if she
has a big rack, they're mesmerized.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (39g3+)



What is thy bidding, my masters?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (JO9+V)

272
Mitt the fuckface Romney tried to recruit Ben Sasse and John Kasich. Both said no.

Why does Mitt Romney care so much about keeping Trump out of the White House??

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (7gCCJ)

273 266
And, it's actually SCOTUS nominees.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill



Yeah that's what I saw.

Wrong link?

Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:19 PM (uxHUH)

274
Trump has his list of 11 possible running mates

SCOTUS picks

Zip's place
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 18, 2016 02:19 PM (k4M/B)

275 CNN: Romney Ends 3rd Party Recruiting Efforts

Mitt "the shit" Romney put more effort in hurting Trump than he did trying to defeat obama. What a jerkoff.
Posted by: Mister Magoo

So Romney the great business guy doesn't know how to count? The guy that supposedly would be beating Hillary right now?

What a dickhead. And what a waste of a vote in 2012.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 18, 2016 02:19 PM (326rv)

276 But you, Donna, I am sure are a lovely, charming exemplar of all that is womanhood.And smart, too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2016 02:11 PM (X6fMO)

*Bats eyelashes and blushes like Zeigfield girl in silent movie*

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (u0lmX)

277 Shoot if you must this old grey head.

Posted by: Barbara Fritchie, of Pennsylvania at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (TnUKj)

278
At first I said "really Brad Pitt? dumping Jen A?, but then I saw her and Angelina's personalities and brains and I thought "nice call!".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (ODxAs)

279 Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (7gCCJ)

But he was electable and had gravitas coming out his...

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (wYnyS)

280 271 I agree, but for some guys, boobs=beauty, and that's
as far as they look. She could have a face like Barney Fife but if she
has a big rack, they're mesmerized.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:15 PM (39g3+)

_____

For me, it's not just the boobs. It's the whole package. I don't care how beautiful the face is, without a little sumtin' sumtin' in the chest area, it doesn't do it for me.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (0LHZx)

281 And of course Jesus banged plenty of 9 year-olds, just like the Prophet Muhammed (PBUH)!

Posted by: Pope Francis, Biblical Scholar at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (NF2Bf)

282 270 Posted by: Benji Carver at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (OD2ni)

In the sequel it will be referred to as "Hillary to Huma"....


//eye bleach please

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (g8Hfr)

283
What a dickhead. And what a waste of a vote in 2012.

Here, here. Makes me sick.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (7gCCJ)

284 Clearly, Ed was NOT speaking about the ladies of the HQ. It is a well known fact that every Ette is young and Hawt.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2016 02:20 PM (ByLlW)

285 Well.... if she had bigger boobs her name would be Jennifer Anniston.

Jennifer Aniston is the plain girl that hangs out with Michelle Pfeiffer hoping she gets the wingman.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (39g3+)

286 Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (7gCCJ)

He has interacted personally with Trump. I'm sure he has his reasons. You may not agree but it's a mute point now since he has abandoned his efforts.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (V8uX9)

287
My God that is nine kinds of ugly.

--

Holy mackarel. The ole' gal looks like the Son of Sam.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (+FSld)

288 "there are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women

Just the way Bill likes 'em...

Posted by: Hillary! at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (vBeA5)

289 Then there are the women that are just not quite good- looking, with average bodies, but have pheromones just dripping off of them. Most men know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (Fmupd)

290 >>
"She has been a leading voice in efforts to treat teens with medical and psychological problems"



>>LOL! Well, except one major problem I guess.

Uh, probably not LOL since this is just the type of person who will want to use the state to insist parents cannot get their potentially transgendered kid therapy to reinforce his/her biological sex, and would want to grant kids the option of registering as the opposite sex (like they just did in Sweden?).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (NOIQH)

291 "15
So Ed You're saying ugly women are Dems then right? .... Agreed...

Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 01:42 PM (O2RFr)"


He is doing better than that. He is making voting for Hillary Clinton an indication that a woman is ugly and knows herself to be ugly and acknowledges publicly that she is ugly. If Ed Rendel is widely believed, expect a strange new respect for Donald Trump among women.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (QHgTq)

292 My name is Lola. I was a showgirl.

Posted by: Lola at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (8ZskC)

293 253-Fenelon, may I ask what caused you to stop being a Democrat? You've probably said why before, but I don't remember/didn't read it.

Also, has anyone heard from Publius? Are he and his mother doing okay?

Posted by: Moki at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (ezHMO)

294 He has interacted personally with Trump. I'm sure he has his reasons
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Make excuses for Trump? Forbidden.

Make excuses for Mitt? Perfectly okay.


Got it.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:22 PM (uxHUH)

295 Jennifer Aniston is the plain girl that hangs out with Michelle Pfeiffer hoping she gets the wingman.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (39g3+)


-------

I thin you and Mr Magoo need to change handles....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:22 PM (8XRCm)

296 "She has been a leading voice in efforts to treat teens with medical and psychological problems"


She's a Tran right? I mean talk about psychological problems..

Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 02:22 PM (O2RFr)

297 He is pretty good at the humble and poverty-appearing thing.Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+)

This'll look more like sincerity and less like a pose when he makes a point of divesting the Vatican of some of its Smaug-sized hoard.

Posted by: General Zod at May 18, 2016 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)

298 Jennifer Aniston is the plain girl that hangs out with Michelle Pfeiffer hoping she gets the wingman.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (39g3+)

Clearly you've never seen Horrible Bosses.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (KUaJL)

299 >I always thought that one of the most beautiful movie stars ever is Michelle Pfeiffer.


Grace Kelly, ftw.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (OxUnq)

300 Yeah I don't get this Mitt vendetta against Trump. Must be something personal, otherwise it makes zero sense. And just further goes to show what a petty asshole Mittens really was.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (0LHZx)

301 297 Posted by: General Zod at May 18, 2016 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)

PSHAW everyone knows that Jesus Christ went around in a Gulfstream V and had access literally to ~400+ billion in wealth on speed dial without calling in favors from Dad...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 02:24 PM (g8Hfr)

302 >>hen there are the women that are just not quite good- looking, with average bodies, but have pheromones just dripping off of them.


You want to assume an alias before banging one of those.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:24 PM (OxUnq)

303 I always thought that one of the most beautiful movie stars ever is Michelle Pfeiffer.



Grace Kelly, ftw.
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (OxUnq)
_______________________________________________________


Elizabeth Taylor, at any age.

Posted by: IP at May 18, 2016 02:25 PM (aQQbl)

304 My God that is nine kinds of ugly.

--

Holy mackarel. The ole' gal looks like the Son of Sam.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (+FSld)

-----

I think Aerosmith wrote a song about him.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:25 PM (8XRCm)

305 Why does Mitt Romney care so much about keeping Trump out of the White House??
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (7gCCJ)

I care just as much about keeping Trump out of the WH, but Mitt's been remarkably tone-deaf, or to be more accurate, stupid. I mean Kasich???

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:25 PM (ozZau)

306 >>hen there are the women that are just not quite good- looking, with average bodies, but have pheromones just dripping off of them.



Those aren't Pheromones!

Posted by: Peter North at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (OxUnq)

307
moot


points are moot, not mute.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (8XRCm)

308 244 "http://tinyurl.com/j9lzwvr "

My God that is nine kinds of ugly.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
------------------
Is the the "wild side" Lou Reed sang about?
No thanks, Lou. I'll walk waaaaay over here...

Posted by: Chi at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (1f2pQ)

309 I'm a face guy. A pretty face makes all the rest of it work, physically.

But its her heart that matters most. An ugly, fat woman with a wonderful soul and mind who can cook... that's a keeper. Cause let's be honest, we all end up an ugly mess in the end. But like the man says, you can't fix stupid and you can't redeem evil.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (39g3+)

310 Have to agree with garrett. Grace Kelly was the absolute epitome of true beauty. As was 70s/80s Jacqueline Smith.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (+FSld)

311 307
moot


points are moot, not mute.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (8XRCm)


____

I could care less about grammer rules

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (0LHZx)

312 Isn't that dude a dead ringer for Ben Franklin?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 02:02 PM (NeFrd)

I thought it looked like the shape shifter on deep space 9

Posted by: FCF at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (kejii)

313 Clearly you've never seen Horrible Bosses.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously>>>

Or the Scene in the garage from "We're the Millers"

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (81UWZ)

314 i made great strides in the ugly women department as the governor of the great state of ....right, Pennsylvania, i wanted to start an ugly women reinvestment program, those jagoffs interrupted me

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (c6/9Q)

315 >>Jesus Christ...calling in favors from Dad...

Somebody's gonna bell that cat, but it won't be me.


Posted by: General Zod at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (Bdeb0)

316 Most people hate on Ed here, especially conservatives. Which completely makes sense since he is a truly terrible person with the sorts of political preferences that have led America to this low point. He is an awful ain every way and represents the sort of corrupt machine politician that made my family, even the Irish catholics into RepublicansZ and of course he is a Philadelphian, but I repeat myself.

The thing is that I would be much happier to vote for the Democratic party that produced him than the one we have today. I do not think Ed Rendell hates America like many on the left, unlike Clinton he is vaguely competent as a politician, not particularly self destructive, and he has a certain annelidian charm that she utterly lacks. He may even have the sort of latent patriotism possessed by men and women like James Hoffa or Sam Giancanna.

I'm voting for Gary Johnson myself, who is still more likely to win my state than Hillary, but if I could not, it would feel a lot easier not voting for Trump if the Democrats had a hack like Rendell or Daly as the nominee.

Posted by: RoyLC at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (wdHQo)

317 "The People of Walmart prove that fallacy everyday of
the week. I have never seen a woman fat or ugly enough that she
couldn't give away sex until the 12th of Never.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 18, 2016 01:49 PM (kXoT0)"


With the love secrets of beer and the off switch for the lights, there is no woman who is beyond the act of impregnation.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (QHgTq)

318 I always thought that one of the most beautiful movie stars ever is Michelle Pfeiffer.


1970's Jacqueline Bisset

Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (uxHUH)

319
Well, Ed cleared up the mystery of why the Clinton campaign has ungodly levels of spending on pork chops and string.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (BK3ZS)

320 >>Here's to you, Eleanor Roosevelt!
Posted by: Cicero

See, I wasn't the first lesbian in the white house.

Posted by: Hillary at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (c7vUv)

321 Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (OxUnq)
I don't think grace Kelly aged very well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (egOGm)

322 I could care less about grammer rules
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (0LHZx)

----

grammar

and since I wasnt referring to you.... etiquette rules taint on your list either...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (8XRCm)

323 moot

points are moot, not mute.


*signs furiously*

((NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO ME!))

Posted by: Mute Point at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (NF2Bf)

324 I always thought that one of the most beautiful movie stars ever is Michelle Pfeiffer.

Grace Kelly, ftw.
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (OxUnq)

Elizabeth Taylor, at any age.

Posted by: IP


Ingrid Bergman. Just one look at her makes my heart ache.

Jennifer Aniston is one of those girls who can be made up to look better than the 6 she is, but inside she's bitter and whiny and one of those girls who always is the victim of everything and cries to her mom all night on the phone.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (39g3+)

325 Yes, Grace Kelly was gorgeous. And good genes, because her daughters and granddaughters are gorgeous, too.


Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (NOIQH)

326 I actually get what he's trying to say here. He's not making an argument against Christianity, he's making an argument for reinterpretation of Islamic teachings that call for conquest. The argument is really awkward and the wording poor, but I'm willing to put that down to translation issues.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:13 PM (39g3+)
__________________________

Nope. Francis was blaming the west for muzzie terrorism:

"In the face of Islamic terrorism, it would therefore be better to question ourselves about the way in an overly Western model of democracy has been exported to countries such as Iraq, where a a strong government previously existed. Or in Libya, where a tribal structure exists. We cannot advance without taking these cultures into account. As a Libyan said recently, "We used to have one Gaddafi, now we have fifty."

He's saying that it was western interventions in places like Iraq and Libya that causes Islamic terrorism. If we had just left well enough alone there, we'd have no Islamic terrorism.

Of course, that argument conveniently ignores the fact that 9/11 (and many other instances of Islamic terrorism) happened long before Saddam and Quaddafi were disposed of by the U.S.

But Islamic terrorism is still all our fault, because . . . Jesus was teaching world conquest! Jesus, who said to seek the kingdom within, is really the cause of all the muzzie terrorism in the world. Jesus told his disciples to go forth into all the world and spread his message of love, forgiveness, and peace. See, if we evil western imperialists had just left the muzzies alone, they wouldn't have wanted to kill us, no matter what Muhammad told them!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (BNs9e)

327 No boobs? No 10!

He is sooooo right...

Posted by: Dow Corning Silicone division at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (qf6WZ)

328 1970's Jacqueline Bisset


Posted by: Mortimer>>>

The Deep

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (81UWZ)

329 309 I'm a face guy. A pretty face makes all the rest of it work, physically.

But its her heart that matters most. An ugly, fat woman with a wonderful soul and mind who can cook... that's a keeper. Cause let's be honest, we all end up an ugly mess in the end. But like the man says, you can't fix stupid and you can't redeem evil.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (39g3+)

_____

I've looked at it this way...there are 4 things to look for in a woman (for long term).

1. Looks
2. Brains
3. Money
4. Niceness

Chances are you'll never find all 4 in one package. The goal is to try and find one with 3/4. Doesn't matter which 3, as long as it's 3.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (0LHZx)

330 Or the Scene in the garage from "We're the Millers"
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (81UWZ)

This one also came to mind, but I couldn't remember the movie name, so it sort of didn't help my point.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (KUaJL)

331 I can't believe how awful hers is and how vastly
inferior to Trump's. Where is her money going? She must be spending it
all on her voter fraud machine, because God knows her image and
publicity experts are third-rate.

Posted by: iforgot at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (5o5ek)


Exactly what the younger Guevara said to me in pointing out the comparison (which is how I came to look at Hillary's site).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (oKE6c)

332 Then there are the women that are just not quite
good- looking, with average bodies, but have pheromones just dripping
off of them. Most men know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (Fmupd)

Like her: https://youtu.be/6KUMf6siamE

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (JO9+V)

333 ((NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO ME!))
Posted by: Mute Point at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (NF2Bf)

----

What???

I cant hear you.

Youre muted.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (8XRCm)

334 I could care less about grammer rules

Grammar.

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (qUNWi)

335
Joke #1: Eleanor is on a train moving to her seat when she bumps into
a drunk. The drunk exclaims "Eleanor! You've got to be the most damn
ugly woman I've ever laid eyes on."
Now Eleanor was used to
remarks about her less than attractive looks, so she shot back "And,
you, mister, have got to be the most drunken disgusting bum who has ever
crossed my path!"
"Yep!", said the drunk, "But tomorrow, I'll be sober."

Posted by: Westboro Bakery at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (onzWx)

336 Jennifer Anniston always ranks highest of a person women would want to look like. Never thought Anniston was that beautiful, just someone who has completely maximized her assets.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (NOIQH)

Also because Anniston has a sort of "girl next door" look that is unthreatening - she doesn't look like she'd be a huge bitch to other women. (Of course, we don't know if she is or not.)

Catherine Denevue is also, to my mind, one of the world's great beauties. But at the height of her beauty, she also looked rather cold and unapproachable.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (u0lmX)

337
CNN: Trump reveals his list of potential Court nominees

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (7gCCJ)

338 Blonde - Barbara Eden Brunette - Ava Gardner Ginger - Ann-Margret

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (JBggj)

339 >>Ingrid Bergman. Just one look at her makes my heart ache.


Her and Cary Grant in "Notorious" - both so attractive.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (NOIQH)

340 319


Well, Ed cleared up the mystery of why the Clinton campaign has ungodly levels of spending on pork chops and string.



Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (BK3ZS)


*wipes iced tea off screen*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (1ZOkK)

341 >>Grace Kelly was gorgeous.


Grace, all dolled up in Rear Window...

I'm gonna need a moment.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (OxUnq)

342 And most recently, my personal secret crush: Jessica Alba.
Just absolutely takes my breath away.


Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (uxHUH)

343 I think Aerosmith wrote a song about him.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:25 PM (8XRCm)



No. The dude in our song looked like a lady.

Posted by: Steven Tyler at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (8ZskC)

344
Trump's list has 3 women, 8 men.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (7gCCJ)

345 You know who is still beautiful? Sophia Loren.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (1ZOkK)

346 grammar

and since I wasnt referring to you.... etiquette rules taint on your list either...
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:28 PM (8XRCm)

____

Bro!

1. Relax
2. Read what I wrote again.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (0LHZx)

347 It's not how you look on the outside, it's what is inside that makes you beautiful. Duh. Sincerely, Butter Face.

Posted by: Christina Aguilara's Boobs at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (qX6Q9)

348 Grammer Rules!

Posted by: Andy Grammer at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (8ZskC)

349 268--- Jennifer Anniston always ranks highest of a person women would want to look like. Never thought Anniston was that beautiful, just someone who has completely maximized her assets.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (NOIQH)
----------------------
I think a lot of women say that precisely because she looks fairly normal. I mean, her beauty seems attainable or relatable somehow.

If I were given a magic potion to look like anyone, I might first think of Gina Lollabrigida in her prime. But then, being that gorgeous isn't ME. I think I would suffer a major identity crisis or something! So I might choose someone more on my level. I dunno.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (T/5A0)

350 Of course it's very unlikely Ken Burns told the Eleanor joke.

Posted by: Westboro Bakery at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (onzWx)

351 'Mute Point Break' was Marcel Marceau's best film.


Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (OxUnq)

352 >>1970's Jacqueline Bisset

The Deep. Wet t-shirt scuba diving.

fap

Posted by: Jake from Allstate at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (/tuJf)

353 "330 Or the Scene in the garage from "We're the Millers"
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (81UWZ)

This one also came to mind, but I couldn't remember the movie name, so it sort of didn't help my point."


Or the scene in The Break Up when she walks through the apartment naked showing off her glorious bare behind.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (OD2ni)

354 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (1ZOkK)
She made a deal with the devil or something, she looks wonderful.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (egOGm)

355 >>I've looked at it this way...there are 4 things to look for in a woman (for long term).

Work long enough in contracting, and you'll instinctively look for three qualities for any deliverable (or woman):

Cheap, fast, good.

Pick two.

Posted by: General Zod at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)

356 >>Also because Anniston has a sort of "girl next door" look that is unthreatening


Excellent point.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 02:32 PM (NOIQH)

357 Jay, scroll down a bit on this page and look at the stacked comparison of hillary.com and trump.com:



http://blog.dilbert.com/post/144505424481/impossible-to-ignore





I can't believe how awful hers is and how vastly inferior to
Trump's. Where is her money going? She must be spending it all on her
voter fraud machine, because God knows her image and publicity experts
are third-rate.

Posted by: iforgot at May 18, 2016 02:08 PM (5o5ek)

Excellent, thank you. I just hope the Hillarhoids don't take Adams's message to heart.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 18, 2016 02:32 PM (oKE6c)

358 354
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:30 PM (1ZOkK)

She made a deal with the devil or something, she looks wonderful.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (egOGm)

She said in an interview she eats pasta every day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:32 PM (1ZOkK)

359 Lest we forget, the sweet Ms. Bardot is still out there, and still turning heads too.

Posted by: IP at May 18, 2016 02:32 PM (aQQbl)

360 The Deep


Posted by: Buzzsaw

Is that the one with the diving and the morphine and the swimming and the swimsuit and Jackie slipping through the water with long, smooth, strokes of her fins....

BRB

Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (uxHUH)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (1ZOkK)

362 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (T/5A0)
Ava Gardener in her prime.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (egOGm)

363 Come to me, Jane.

Posted by: Barrel at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (OxUnq)

364 I'm guessing that the governor's comment will cause Megyn to get another hair cut.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (4ng05)

365 Jane, please report to the barrel. Jane, to the barrel.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (ByLlW)

366 There are some women who, for no reason, make me stamp my foot and howl like a cartoon.

Julia Stiles, for instance. If someone drew her face you'd think the artist didn't know his job, but she just... works. So well. Claudia Schiffer is another. She's pretty but her sex appeal is insanely high, far more than her appearance warrants.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (39g3+)

367 I'll be in the barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (1ZOkK)

368 'Mute Point Break' was Marcel Marceau's best film.


Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:31 PM (OxUnq)

---

I loved it when he and Neo went skydiving.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (8XRCm)

369 Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (8XRCm)

Aware of that since I use that word frequently in my letters and reports. Like to blame it on auto correct but think my fingers just typed it like it does sometimes with their/there when I'm doing multiple things at a time.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (V8uX9)

370 I remember hearing something about Aniston supposedly seeing one of the Bush twins years ago and yelling, "f*ck you!" at the top of her lungs. I never liked her much anyway, but I really disliked her after that.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (+FSld)

371 Why does Mitt Romney care so much about keeping Trump out of the White House??
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:18 PM (7gCCJ)

I care just as much about keeping Trump out of the WH, but Mitt's been remarkably tone-deaf, or to be more accurate, stupid. I mean Kasich???
Posted by: stace

Try dumbass. I cam in second when I tried it, and I actually WON a presidential election.

Posted by: zombie Teddy Roosevelt at May 18, 2016 02:34 PM (326rv)

372
Like her: https://youtu.be/6KUMf6siamE
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2016 02:29 PM (JO9+V)


----------------


Ugh. No.

Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2016 02:34 PM (Fmupd)

373 Someday there might be a non hoax racist attack by white people(MSM with fingers crossed)

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/233997/

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2016 02:34 PM (B48dK)

374 292 My name is Lola. I was a showgirl.

Posted by: Lola at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (8ZskC)

I'm not dumb but I can't understand why you walk like a woman and talk like a man.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:34 PM (u0lmX)

375 Oh, I see the problem. Rendell was aiming at Trump but shot himself in the face when he called American women ugly.


Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 18, 2016 02:34 PM (JAqyq)

376 370 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (+FSld)

Indeed....and we on the right are told we must never retaliate lest Poppin' Fresh get a sad.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 02:34 PM (g8Hfr)

377 >>I loved it when he and Neo went skydiving.


Throughout that whole scene I kept wondering, "How does he keep that beret on!?".

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 02:34 PM (OxUnq)

378 Grace Kelly was insanely beautiful, but she also always seemed like she was carved out of dry ice. Like your skin would burn if you touched her, she was so cold.

However, by all accounts, she was... not cold, to put it mildly. Very amenable. Never learned the word "no"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (39g3+)

379 Work long enough in contracting, and you'll instinctively look for three qualities for any deliverable (or woman):

Cheap, fast, good.

Pick two.
Posted by: General Zod
--------------------
Wait - women are deliverable?
There is a level of Amazon above Prime that y'all didn't tell me about, isn't there?

Posted by: Chi at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (1f2pQ)

380 Yeah I don't get this Mitt vendetta against Trump. Must be something personal, otherwise it makes zero sense. And just further goes to show what a petty asshole Mittens really was.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (0LHZx)

It may not personal. Many people, including me, think Trump is completely unfit for that office, and almost anything is justified to keep him from getting the nomination. That said, the way Mitt went about this was lame.

This list of potential justices Trump just put out could be a game changer for me though. I only know one, Willet, who's terrific, and I look forward to seeing what people like Randy Barnett and Ted Cruz think about the others.

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (ozZau)

381 Hello Senor Guevara

Posted by: the Barrel at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (uxHUH)

382 I saw a woman once at a restaurant that was unreal. Face, body, everything. Perfection. And I was there with a couple of co-workers and walking back to the office, one of them said "was it just me or was that woman across the aisle from us the most amazing thing you've ever see?" And I was like YES!!

I have no idea who she was, might have been someone famous, but I doubt it.

I've seen my share of beautiful women, but this one was just out there in the stratosphere.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (0LHZx)

383 "289
Then there are the women that are just not quite good- looking, with
average bodies, but have pheromones just dripping off of them. Most men
know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2016 02:21 PM (Fmupd)"

The late Elizabeth Pena was not gorgeous but she exuded some kind of hotness. I don't think pheromones are transmitted through the TV.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (QHgTq)

384 it's not her fault she grow'd a dick

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 18, 2016 02:36 PM (0O7c5)

385 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:33 PM (39g3+)
I saw Julia Stiles at LAX in the lounge. She looks normal, she is skinny. Like size 0000

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 02:36 PM (egOGm)

386 Random, OT thought: Can someone please ask the Muslim community how they feel about having their women share the bathrooms and dressing rooms with "transgenders?"

Maybe this is one of those "ask an Imam" moments.

/also, I'd like their answer on video. Please. To show our liberal friends.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 18, 2016 02:36 PM (AHDxb)

387 Faye Dunaway. That's all I'm going to say.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 18, 2016 02:36 PM (4ng05)

388 Rita Hayworth singing "Put the Blame On Mame" in Gilda.

I can understand why she was the favorite GI pinup.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:36 PM (u0lmX)

389 "In the face of Islamic terrorism, it would therefore be better to question ourselves about the way in an overly Western model of democracy has been exported to countries such as Iraq, where a a strong government previously existed

Gee; thanks your Holiness.

Posted by: Person being fed feet first into an industrial shredder by a strong government at May 18, 2016 02:36 PM (326rv)

390 >>With the love secrets of beer and the off switch for the lights, there is no woman who is beyond the act of impregnation.

Not really. There is a fine line between "beer goggles" and "whisky dick". Some women require strong enough beer goggles that the line is crossed.
Trust me on this.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 18, 2016 02:36 PM (c7vUv)

391 Trump released a list of judges he would consider for SCOTUS, linked over on Drudge.

Didn't look at them all but several were appointed by Dubya to the federal bench and others are state supreme court justices.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 02:37 PM (4ErVI)

392 >>Faye Dunaway. That's all I'm going to say.

Never did it for me at all.

Posted by: Jake from Allstate at May 18, 2016 02:37 PM (/tuJf)

393 380 Yeah I don't get this Mitt vendetta against Trump. Must be something personal, otherwise it makes zero sense. And just further goes to show what a petty asshole Mittens really was.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:23 PM (0LHZx)

It may not personal. Many people, including me, think Trump is completely unfit for that office, and almost anything is justified to keep him from getting the nomination. That said, the way Mitt went about this was lame.

This list of potential justices Trump just put out could be a game changer for me though. I only know one, Willet, who's terrific, and I look forward to seeing what people like Randy Barnett and Ted Cruz think about the others.
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (ozZau)

_____

Do you think Mittens' life will be affected one bit whether Hillary or Trump is the prezzie? Fuck no. I can see him preferring Trump not win, fine. But going to these extreme lengths to sabotage him....there's something else going on.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 02:37 PM (0LHZx)

394 Jessia Alba is also great in diving movies. Because she can't talk.

Gorgeous girl. Horrible actress.

And that somehow makes her even more attractive.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:37 PM (uxHUH)

395
For those of you that prefer chesty ladies..... I always thought Callahan from Police Academy was...... well put together.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:37 PM (8XRCm)

396 It's been said before.The current pope is a fucking idiot.And I an a Catholic btw.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2016 02:38 PM (B48dK)

397 there are Ugly Women, Attractive Women, and a sizeable number of Women in Between: the 'She looks nice enough, looks okay', etc.


wouldn't kick THAT outta bed, etc. This is the wisdom of the ancients...


Posted by: wham,bam, thank you ma at May 18, 2016 02:38 PM (/542q)

398 I recognize one of the judges named as Iowahawks best buddy down in Texas. That fact alone will probably drive the ugly Democrats totally nuts.

Posted by: MTF at May 18, 2016 02:39 PM (LISuA)

399 Swims like a goddess, though.


Posted by: Mortimer at May 18, 2016 02:39 PM (uxHUH)

400 Rita Hayworth singing "Put the Blame On Mame" in Gilda.

Yeah. That dress, that body, that hair, that face, that voice. Rita, oh my yes.

I was at Disneyland and the waitress at the Blue Lagoon restaurant that served us looked like Sandra Bullock's younger, cuter sister. She was jaw dropping, the kind that made you forget what you were talking about. I'm totally sure she was a would-be actress/model type working and trying to get noticed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:39 PM (39g3+)

401 Rita Hayworth singing "Put the Blame On Mame" in Gilda.

--

Gorgeous. Male or female, it's physically impossible to look away when that scene comes on.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2016 02:40 PM (+FSld)

402 This list of potential justices Trump just put out could be a game changer for me though. I only know one, Willet, who's terrific, and I look forward to seeing what people like Randy Barnett and Ted Cruz think about the others.
Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (ozZau)
--

Being from WI, I can tell you Diane Sykes is very good.

Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2016 02:40 PM (hdpay)

403 Mrs Garrett from the facts of life.

Amirite? Guys?

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 02:41 PM (qUNWi)

404 Natalie Wood



She was a looker.


Couldn't float well, for wood.

But a looker.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 02:41 PM (ptqRm)

405 PS... these attacks on Trump for saying what everyone THINKS almost every day??

Both Women AND Men???

Backfire.... because people are sick and tired of the PC double standard...

Posted by: Don Quixote at May 18, 2016 02:41 PM (qf6WZ)

406 Listen, no matter what she looks like, or how she acts, some guy somewhere is sick and tired of putting up with her sh**.

Remember, we all have our "quirks".
I mean, whose to say Ms. Aniston isn't as flatulent as a foghorn in private?

Posted by: IP at May 18, 2016 02:41 PM (aQQbl)

407
Weezie from The Jeffersons?

Alice from The Brady Brunch?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:41 PM (7gCCJ)

408 Faye Dunaway = Boney Maroney.


now that Kate-len Jenner, now that's a fine-lookin woman

Posted by: wham,bam, thank you ma at May 18, 2016 02:41 PM (/542q)

409 307
moot


points are moot, not mute.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:26 PM (8XRCm)

++++

They're moot until I tell them to shuddup. Then they're mute.

Posted by: Mr. T at May 18, 2016 02:42 PM (R+30W)

410 Wow. Lots of hatin on Jen Ann. I'm a chick and I do think she's beautiful. She also has good acting chops and is spot-on with comedic timing. I know she's a bit pigeon holed in Rom-Coms, but she reigns Queen there. I don't read tabloid stuff because I. Don't. Care. What any celebrity has to say. I enjoy their performance. People saying this one has brains, this one doesn't have never sat at a dinner party with said subjects and only go by what tabloids and PR peeps push-pull over as regards to perception.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 18, 2016 02:42 PM (Rx7zY)

411 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 02:41 PM (ptqRm)

Cyd Charisse........

Yum....

Posted by: Don Quixote at May 18, 2016 02:42 PM (qf6WZ)

412 The late Elizabeth Pena was not gorgeous but she exuded some kind of hotness. I don't think pheromones are transmitted through the TV.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (QHgTq)

I've come to believe that a person's posture, body language, facial expressions, and nonverbal cues play a lot larger part into what we consider attractiveness than a lot of people give credit for. I think that some women just believe that they're hot, and that confidence definitely comes through.

It also works the other way too. I do ballroom dancing, and a lot of women clearly aren't comfortable with themselves. They're very self-conscious, and it comes out. It's very hard to act hot when you don't think that you are. The best partners aren't necessarily the most attractive ones, but the ones that are able to act attractively, and aren't afraid of the looks they're getting.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 18, 2016 02:43 PM (KUaJL)

413 379 Wait - women are deliverable?
There is a level of Amazon above Prime that y'all didn't tell me about, isn't there?

If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it.

Posted by: Michael at May 18, 2016 02:43 PM (KClXw)

414
I seem to remember Vic prattling on about the stunning beauty of Abigail Adams back in the day.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2016 02:43 PM (8XRCm)

415 Trump released a list of judges he would consider for SCOTUS, linked over on Drudge.

Didn't look at them all but several were appointed by Dubya to the federal bench and others are state supreme court justices.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 02:37 PM (4ErVI)

Joan Larsen of Michigan was appointed by Rick Snyder to the Michigan Supreme Court last year. Among her many accomplishments, is the fact that she clerked for Justice Scalia.

She gets mighty extra points for that one in my book.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2016 02:43 PM (7tJHe)

416 I saw Julia Stiles at LAX in the lounge. She looks normal, she is skinny.

She is really small and slender, yeah. I've noticed that almost every actor and actress is itty. A few of them are really big, the usually end up action stars. But they're on the whole a small group of people.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:43 PM (39g3+)

417 Re the prospective SCOTUS sidebar link, Thomas Lee is Mike Lee's brother.

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at May 18, 2016 02:44 PM (t5zYU)

418 Recognized one of the names on Trump's list. Bill Pryor's solid.

Posted by: Significantly Less Than Face-Sized Spider at May 18, 2016 02:45 PM (9krrF)

419 yeah, Grace Kelly looked like she was in heat during all of "To Catch a Thief"


and interestingly, she apparently WAS. Couldn't drive worth sh*t, though



Posted by: wham,bam, thank you ma at May 18, 2016 02:45 PM (/542q)

420 "There is a level of Amazon above Prime that y'all didn't tell me about, isn't there? "

You have to join Amazon Prime through Ace's link on the AoSHQ home page.


Giving the Ewok some Amazon love does get you the perks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 02:45 PM (ptqRm)

421 Meanwhile, there are the ugly women Hollywood keeps insisting are pretty: Uma Thurmond, Cameron Diaz, etc. Much of Kill Bill was ruined for me by everyone acting like man-like Uma was the prettiest woman alive.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:45 PM (39g3+)

422 we in Pennsylvania were always welcoming of ugly women, simply because there are more of them

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 02:46 PM (c6/9Q)

423 Sometime the gentle persuasion of waving a lock-back folding knife at two drunken half-naked fellows and screaming, "Someone is going to eat me or I'm going to cut your throat!" is not enough to get a girl some action. Go figure.

Posted by: Melissa Lee Williams at a West Virginia Motor Inn at May 18, 2016 02:47 PM (JO9+V)

424 A little fact about women: Hotness in the ladies is like hotness in peppers--really, past a certain point it's kinda wasted. And usually that point varies from person to person.

At least, that's the Cavil standard.

Posted by: Significantly Less Than Face-Sized Spider at May 18, 2016 02:47 PM (9krrF)

425 ...and this is the Cavil nic.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 18, 2016 02:48 PM (9krrF)

426 Chances are you'll never find all 4 in one package.
...

heh, I'm all four, mofos!. Well the looks are fading with age, but when my husband met me I was all four.

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:48 PM (ozZau)

427 I've come to believe that a person's posture, body language, facial expressions, and nonverbal cues play a lot larger part into what we consider attractiveness than a lot of people give credit for.

Marilyn Monroe was pretty but she studied this to perfection and became inhumanly compelling as a result. Every single motion, the way she spoke, the tone of her voice, everything, completely practiced to one goal: to be insanely sexy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:48 PM (39g3+)

428 This will actually drum up support for Trump via self reverse-psychology. Ugly women will think, "if I'm resentful of his words, that would mean I'm ugly. Therefore I will laugh with him, not cry out against him. That proves I'm not ugly." They will become his most vocal supporters, because they are in denial.

Posted by: angela urkel at May 18, 2016 02:49 PM (hfy+5)

429 Trump's list looks pretty solid.

Posted by: brak at May 18, 2016 02:49 PM (MJuTN)

430 What he meant to say is that the 56% women who voted for Obama are all ugly fat socialist slobs.



Well. da huh.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 18, 2016 02:49 PM (jJRIy)

431 Wait - women are deliverable?
There is a level of Amazon above Prime that y'all didn't tell me about, isn't there?

Posted by: Chi at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (1f2pQ)


Well.... yes actually.... but its not Amazon...

Posted by: Tinder at May 18, 2016 02:49 PM (qf6WZ)

432 Just for the record, I just showered, shaved, and shi.......and I am now one handsome sweet smelling devil!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 02:51 PM (Ozsfq)

433 Wait - women are deliverable?
There is a level of Amazon above Prime that y'all didn't tell me about, isn't there?

Posted by: Chi at May 18, 2016 02:35 PM (1f2pQ)



*shifty eyes*

No.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick- the world is a vampire but not sparkly because no at May 18, 2016 02:51 PM (mf5HN)

434 In women:

Sane
Smart
Pretty

Pick two.

In men:

Rich
Handsome
Trustworthy

pick two

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:51 PM (39g3+)

435 Weezie from The Jeffersons?

Alice from The Brady Brunch?


Hazel?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 18, 2016 02:51 PM (lKyWE)

436 Guess who just got their autographed copy of The Law of Self Defense...


This guy, bitches!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 02:51 PM (ptqRm)

437 @423

Now honey you are a keeper. no doubt.


http://tinyurl.com/bg42lg5



Posted by: Nip Sip at May 18, 2016 02:52 PM (jJRIy)

438 Trump's list looks pretty solid.
Posted by: brak at May 18, 2016 02:49 PM (MJuTN)

Looks better than an hillary list or her massive ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 02:52 PM (Ozsfq)

439 . I've noticed that almost every actor and actress is itty. A few of them are really big, the usually end up action stars. But they're on the whole a small group of people.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:43 PM (39g3+)

One exception being Sigourney Weaver, who's like 6'0."

One of my favorite movies of all times is "The Year of Living Dangerously" (the scene where she runs away from the embassy party to join Mel Gibson and she can't keep her hands off him as he's driving raises my blood pressure every time I see it).

Mel in his prime was teh hawt, but he's about 5'6." when she comes to his office and they're standing in the hallway kissing (another scene that makes me fan myself) he probably had to stand on a box. She puts her hand out to hug him and it's hard not to notice how big her hands are. One paw could go halfway around his waist.

And yet, she's attractive in that movie - IMO.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:52 PM (u0lmX)

440 Being from WI, I can tell you Diane Sykes is very good.
Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2016 02:40 PM (hdpay)

Good to know. Just googled her and she's married to radio talk show guy Charlie Sykes, whom I like.

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:53 PM (ozZau)

441
This is rich: WH Liar Josh Ernest just said he'd be surprised if any Democrats would find any of Trump's 11 choices to be a "consensus nomimee" whereas obama's nominee, Merrick Garland, is regarded by Republicans as a 'consensus nominee.'

This is precisely why I hate the Republicans. They put themselves in this position all the time, with absolutely no reciprocation or even the expectation of reciprocation. The Republicans are the Democrats' bitches.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:53 PM (7gCCJ)

442 Next up: The Honorable Gov. Ed 'I know da ladies' Rendell will be plotting the League of Women Voters on the hot/crazy matrix.

Posted by: news flash! at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (326rv)

443 For the record you can mark me down in the outward looks reflect inner character camp. Subjective physical beauty on an ugly character is not appealing.

Oh, and Missus Muldoon has all four.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (NeFrd)

444 "In the face of Islamic terrorism, it would therefore be better to question ourselves about the way in an overly Western model of democracy has been exported to countries such as Iraq, where a a strong government previously existed

Gee; thanks your Holiness.




In fairness to the Anti-Christ, top-down socialist management is all he's ever known.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (evdj2)

445 So at first glance.....Trump did better then expected with the list of 11 potential nominees?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (ptqRm)

446 There is an early morning traffic woman on WGN -- redhead -- who I just stare at. Darned near ideal for realistic redheads.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (MIKMs)

447 >>Just for the record, I just showered, shaved, and shi.......and I am now one handsome sweet smelling devil!
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Just the kinda guy Melissa upthread is looking for.

Posted by: Aviator at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (c7vUv)

448 And yet, she's attractive in that movie - IMO.

That's not the only one!

Posted by: Horny Alien at May 18, 2016 02:55 PM (87y4e)

449 This is rich: WH Liar Josh Ernest just said he'd be surprised if any Democrats would find any of Trump's 11 choices to be a "consensus nomimee" whereas obama's nominee, Merrick Garland, is regarded by Republicans as a 'consensus nominee.'

This is precisely why I hate the Republicans. They put themselves in this position all the time, with absolutely no reciprocation or even the expectation of reciprocation. The Republicans are the Democrats' bitches.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:53 PM (7gCCJ)

Yup they play to win, we play to make the MSM happy and say nice things about us.

Fuck Ryan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 02:55 PM (Ozsfq)

450 So at first glance.....Trump did better then expected with the list of 11 potential nominees?

Certainly much better than some feared.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (9krrF)

451 Just the kinda guy Melissa upthread is looking for.
Posted by: Aviator at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (c7vUv)


LOL
I hesitate to look

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (Ozsfq)

452 446 There is an early morning traffic woman on WGN -- redhead -- who I just stare at. Darned near ideal for realistic redheads.

This one?

http://www.adweek.com/tvspy/files/2011/12/ErinMcElroy_traffic.jpg

Posted by: Michael at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (KClXw)

453 There is an early morning traffic woman on WGN -- redhead -- who I just stare at. Darned near ideal for realistic redheads.

Your soul is nearly mine.

Posted by: Redheaded Traffic Woman at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (87y4e)

454 Merrick Garland sounds like someone who'd talk like a fag and have retarded shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (4ErVI)

455 244 "http://tinyurl.com/j9lzwvr "

My God that is nine kinds of ugly.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

---

What came to mind:

http://lostinreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/penguin.jpg

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (rlfds)

456 "Oh, and Missus Muldoon has all four."



She's looking over your shoulder, isn't she.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (LA7Cm)

457 So Trump thinks his judge list is a great idea?



Now democrats have seven months to dig dirt on them.



Nice work. Donald.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (jJRIy)

458 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:51 PM (39g3+)

Trustworthy on both sides is required for a long term relationship.

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (ozZau)

459 So at first glance.....Trump did better then expected with the list of 11 potential nominees?

Certainly much better than some feared.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (9krrF)

Well it should be becoming obvious to most people that when the choice is Trump or hillary, there really is only one correct answer.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (Ozsfq)

460 And yet, she's attractive in that movie - IMO.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:52 PM (u0lmX)



One of the best gags in Galaxy Quest is how the zipper keeps getting lower and lower on Sigourney's outfit and how more and more of it gets torn away.

WHOEVER WROTE THIS EPISODE SHOULD DIE!

Posted by: alexthechick- the world is a vampire but not sparkly because no at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (mf5HN)

461 I'm really picky about beauty on women though. A nose stud? Drop about 5 points on the 1-10 scale. Smoke? Another 5 points. Vote Democrat? 8 points. Think Justin Beiber is great? 7 points. Tattoos? 3 points.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (39g3+)

462 "I hesitate to look"


I wouldn't.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 18, 2016 02:58 PM (LA7Cm)

463
The media is really focusing on Trump's list.

I guarantee you, by tonight, the media will get at least one of the 11 judges to publicly denounce Trump.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:58 PM (7gCCJ)

464 Good to know. Just googled her and she's married to radio talk show guy Charlie Sykes, whom I like.

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:53 PM (ozZau)

Er, that's the same Charlie Sykes who grilled Trump before the Wisconsin primary. It was a disastrous interview for Trump.

So I rather doubt The Donald will be picking Diane for anything.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 18, 2016 02:58 PM (u0lmX)

465 446 There is an early morning traffic woman on WGN -- redhead -- who I just stare at. Darned near ideal for realistic redheads.
---------------------

She married the black weatherguy on that station, and now gets another 8 inches every night.

Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2016 02:59 PM (VndSC)

466 428
This will actually drum up support for Trump via self reverse-psychology.

Unattractive women never needed Donald Trump to be offended for being ugly. Most unattractive women live in denial. For every woman who beats herself up for not being pretty enough, there are 2 more with mirror goggles both waiting in line to insult the pretty ones.

Posted by: Wendy at May 18, 2016 02:59 PM (bpemY)

467 Shakespeare must have known several SJWs and their causes. Didn't he write:
"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Posted by: An Observation at May 18, 2016 02:59 PM (DNSIj)

468 There is an early morning traffic woman on WGN -- redhead -- who I just stare at. Darned near ideal for realistic redheads.

Your soul is nearly mine.
Posted by: Redheaded Traffic Woman

Get him to do that stupid on location bit during a hurricane!! Wearing a dress! He'll do it if you ask!

Posted by: Morons stick togehter at May 18, 2016 02:59 PM (326rv)

469
Now democrats have seven months to dig dirt on them.
So what? The idea of the list was to sooth republican concerns and help unite the party

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 18, 2016 02:59 PM (lKyWE)

470 I wonder what it feels like to open a news site and see your name on a list of potential SCOTUS candidates.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 02:59 PM (4ErVI)

471
Nice work. Donald.

Is that supposed to be a comma?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (7gCCJ)

472 >>>Merrick Garland sounds like someone who'd talk like a fag and have retarded shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 02:56 PM (4ErVI)<<<

I am not an animal! I am a human being! I... am... a man!

Posted by: John Merrick Garland at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (H9MG5)

473 Well it should be becoming obvious to most people that when the choice is Trump or hillary, there really is only one correct answer.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (Ozsfq)



Booze.

*nods sagely*

Posted by: alexthechick- the world is a vampire but not sparkly because no at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

474 I'm really picky about beauty on women though. A
nose stud? Drop about 5 points on the 1-10 scale. Smoke? Another 5
points. Vote Democrat? 8 points. Think Justin Beiber is great? 7
points. Tattoos? 3 points.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (39g3+)


So on a scale of 1-10, someone could be as low as a -28?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (TOk1P)

475 NY Slime has a magazine piece on Trump's campaign today, and it is not bad. Reads like a make up for their hit piece about women and Trump



http://tinyurl.com/z6ak4re

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (jJRIy)

476 In the olden days, if she had a car, a job, a place to live, and let me have sex with her every once in a while, that was one beautiful woman.

Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (Fmupd)

477 I do not think Ed Rendell hates America like many on the left, unlike Clinton he is vaguely competent as a politician, not particularly self destructive, and he has a certain annelidian charm that she utterly lacks. He may even have the sort of latent patriotism possessed by men and women like James Hoffa or Sam Giancanna.

Posted by: RoyLC at May 18, 2016 02:27 PM (wdHQo)


Hmmm... This is an interesting word, "annelidian". I had to look it up, and all the references are to worm and the anatomical structures of same. Are you saying that even the worm-like Rendell is preferable to Hillary?

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (BbOP8)

478 >> She married the black weatherguy on that station, and now
>> gets another 8 inches every night.

Only 8?

Posted by: JEM at May 18, 2016 03:01 PM (o+SC1)

479 427
Marilyn Monroe was pretty but she studied this to perfection and became inhumanly compelling as a result. Every single motion, the way she spoke, the tone of her voice, everything, completely practiced to one goal: to be insanely sexy.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:48 PM
----------------------
Her "sexiness" includes vulgarity, childishness, and stupidity, which makes her less than compelling to some men. And as you point out, it's all quite studied and therefore manipulative.

Mr. DeVille has never liked the MM, Jayne Mansfield, Pamela Anderson type at all. Raquel Welch and Ann-Margret, OTOH, ......

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 03:01 PM (T/5A0)

480 >> She married the black weatherguy on that station, and now
>> gets another 8 inches every night.

Only 8?

Posted by: JEM

--------------

That is pretty wide, you know.

Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2016 03:01 PM (VndSC)

481 >>I wonder what it feels like to open a news site and see your name on a list of potential SCOTUS candidates.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Not so good.

Posted by: Harriet Meirs at May 18, 2016 03:01 PM (c7vUv)

482 One of the best gags in Galaxy Quest is how the zipper keeps getting lower and lower on Sigourney's outfit and how more and more of it gets torn away.

THat movie is so fun and clever I love it.

My favorite scene with her is standing at the chompers.

She yells "well screw that!!" but you can see she said something else in the original take.

"What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here? This episode was badly written!!!"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 03:01 PM (39g3+)

483 473 Well it should be becoming obvious to most people that when the choice is Trump or hillary, there really is only one correct answer.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 02:57 PM (Ozsfq)


Booze.

*nods sagely*
Posted by: alexthechick- the world is a vampire but not sparkly because no at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

---

And moar range time.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 18, 2016 03:02 PM (rlfds)

484 . I've noticed that almost every actor and actress is itty. A few of them are really big, the usually end up action stars. But they're on the whole a small group of people.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:43 PM (39g3+)

I bet that's right.
My parents got to see a little of the filming of Giant out in West TX. Elizabeth Taylor was a tiny thing, but Rock Hudson was actually very tall, so she stood on a box for some scenes.

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 03:02 PM (ozZau)

485 Nood. Science!

Posted by: johnd01 at May 18, 2016 03:02 PM (ukNFU)

486 Nood food

Posted by: FCF at May 18, 2016 03:02 PM (kejii)

487 So on a scale of 1-10, someone could be as low as a -28?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (TOk1P)

-------

Absolutely.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 18, 2016 03:02 PM (U+nHb)

488 So on a scale of 1-10, someone could be as low as a -28?

Oh, I'm just getting started.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 03:03 PM (39g3+)

489 And moar range time.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 18, 2016 03:02 PM (rlfds)

Hillary wants to close your range also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2016 03:03 PM (Ozsfq)

490 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2016 02:54 PM (NeFrd)
Bad character makes people unattractive. I know one guy, when I first met him I thought he was so handsome, Marlboro man handsome. Now I don't think he's attractive at all, because he's a bad guy.
I also know average looking guys, kind of overweight, who I would set up with any friend because the inner beauty shines through.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2016 03:03 PM (egOGm)

491 How ugly are the Trump's SCOTUS picks? Asking for my friend Ed, from Philly.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 18, 2016 03:03 PM (0LHZx)

492 "This is rich: WH Liar Josh Ernest just said he'd be surprised if any Democrats would find any of Trump's 11 choices to be a "consensus nomimee" whereas obama's nominee, Merrick Garland, is regarded by Republicans as a 'consensus nominee.'

This is precisely why I hate the Republicans. They put themselves in this position all the time, with absolutely no reciprocation or even the expectation of reciprocation. The Republicans are the Democrats' bitches."


Huh? You hate the Republicans because of what a lying POS like Earnest says. He has no say in this. In my view, the Republicans are actually doing a good job blocking Garland.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 18, 2016 03:03 PM (OD2ni)

493 Nice work. Donald.



Is that supposed to be a comma?





Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (7gCCJ)


Commas are for closers, four-eyes.


My grandmama was in a comma. Four months, slobber all over the place, catheters and feeding tubes. The fart smell was worse than a drunken sailor. Not attractive at all!

Posted by: Teh Donald at May 18, 2016 03:04 PM (TOk1P)

494
So on a scale of 1-10, someone could be as low as a -28?
Posted by: BurtTC
--------------------
Your Honor, I would like to introduce ehibit A, also known as "Trigglypuff."

Posted by: Chi at May 18, 2016 03:04 PM (1f2pQ)

495 Booze.

*nods sagely*
Posted by: alexthechick- the world is a vampire but not sparkly because no at May 18, 2016 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

That's a wise answer, but I don't think enough booze exists for this situation.

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 03:05 PM (ozZau)

496 Thomas Lee clerked for Justice Thomas, that's a good sign.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 18, 2016 03:07 PM (HMt16)

497 >> I'm really picky about beauty on women though. A
>> nose stud? Drop about 5 points on the 1-10 scale. Smoke?
>> Another 5 points. Vote Democrat? 8 points. Think Justin
>> Beiber is great? 7 points. Tattoos? 3 points.

Don't like to see a lot of piercings and metal in visible locations but in small amounts there is an element of 'okay, where ELSE?' that's tempting.

Smoking's pretty much a -100. Tats are a sliding scale.

Posted by: JEM at May 18, 2016 03:08 PM (o+SC1)

498 I guarantee you, by tonight, the media will get at least one of the 11 judges to publicly denounce Trump.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 02:58 PM (7gCCJ)

Umm, Trump has had a vetting committee working on this Scotus pick list for some time. I highly doubt he published this list and none of the candidates knew they were being vetted. Certainly the #1 question for them would be would they consider serving on the court. If they said yes, then proper vetting would start taking place. They all would have known they are being considered.

Even Cruz said last week to rumors of him being picked for the court that he wasn't interested.

As far as the Dem's starting to find dirt on them? Not a problem. They will do that no matter who gets picked.
Remember Clarence Thomas, a black justice who the Democrats did everything, including paying a liar to get up and say Thomas put a pubic hair on a coke can at her desk.

You have to simply move forward and run over them.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2016 03:10 PM (7tJHe)

499 "This is rich: WH Liar Josh Ernest just said he'd be surprised if any Democrats would find any of Trump's 11 choices to be a "consensus nomimee" whereas obama's nominee, Merrick Garland, is regarded by Republicans as a 'consensus nominee.'
...

fuck pajama boy Earnest. Willett, for example, is extremely popular because of his tweets, which are funny and cute. he tweets more than any judge in the US, and he's gotten good PR for it even in the lefty national media. He's solid on the issues too, of course.

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 03:10 PM (ozZau)

500 makes your stupid little glazed donut look sad and weak like Barack Obama's gay arms.

Let me point out those were Ten Pound Dumbbells.

And not just any Ten Pound Dumbbells.

Those were United States Marine. Ten. Pound. Dumbbells.

Posted by: zombie Josh Ernest at May 18, 2016 03:11 PM (OF/aZ)

501 >>fuck pajama boy Earnest. Willett, for example, is extremely
>> popular because of his tweets, which are funny and cute.
>> he tweets more than any judge in the US, and he's gotten
>> good PR for it even in the lefty national media. He's solid
>> on the issues too, of course.

'tweets more than any judge in the US' = 'provides more ammunition to the other side than any judge in the US'.

A good guy, right on the issues, thicker oppo file than others.

Posted by: JEM at May 18, 2016 03:13 PM (o+SC1)

502 Oh, I'm just getting started.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 03:03 PM (39g3+)

It's a great start.

I take off 100 points for any man who spends more time on his hair than I do. That includes the likes of John Edwards and Donald J Trump.

Never trust a "man" who spends that much time on his hair.

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 03:14 PM (ozZau)

503 A good guy, right on the issues, thicker oppo file than others.
Posted by: JEM at May 18, 2016 03:13 PM (o+SC1)

Probably. Most of his tweets are about his family though.

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 03:16 PM (ozZau)

504 By far Republican/Conservative women are far more attractive than their counterparts in the liberal arena. Take a gander at the Democratic women in Congress for exhibit A.

Sue me.

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2016 03:18 PM (oiNtH)

505 Marilyn Monroe was pretty but she studied this to perfection and
became inhumanly compelling as a result. Every single motion, the way
she spoke, the tone of her voice, everything, completely practiced to
one goal: to be insanely sexy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 02:48 PM (39g3+)

There is a story told by a photographer of hers. He was talking to her about how hard it must be for her to be recognized everywhere she went. She said words to the effect of "Oh no, I can go anywhere and nobody recognizes me." He replied: "I can't believe that." She said "OK, we'll go outside on Hollywood Blvd." - where his studio was. They walked up and down the street and nobody recognized her - or noticed her more than any other pretty girl. Then she said: "Now I'm going to turn on Marilyn Monroe and watch what happens." Within moments a large crowd of excited people had gathered. She talked to them for a few minutes then she "turned off" her Marylin persona and the crowd quickly dispersed with puzzled people saying "Where did she go - she was right there."

Posted by: An Observation at May 18, 2016 03:18 PM (DNSIj)

506 Agree with the guy who said he would have a beer with Rendell. I hate his politics, but he's part of a four man crew that does the Eagles post game show and analysis. I think the show is really good.

Posted by: RM at May 18, 2016 03:22 PM (U3LtS)

507 ... and most of the ugly ones tend to be democrats as shown below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq09hAl5EkI

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2016 03:38 PM (Lg8cl)

508 Always nice to have your opponent point out that anyone who disagrees with you is ugly.

Posted by: Thatch at May 18, 2016 03:39 PM (pBZp4)

509 "Meanwhile, there are the ugly women Hollywood keeps insisting are pretty: Uma Thurmond, Cameron Diaz, etc."

Cameron Diaz was nuclear hot when she was in The Mask. She had a just a little baby fat back then. The she must have gone vegan and worked out too much.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2016 03:55 PM (r1fLd)

510 Good to know. Just googled her and she's married to radio talk show guy Charlie Sykes, whom I like.

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 02:53 PM (ozZau)

Er, that's the same Charlie Sykes who grilled Trump before the Wisconsin primary. It was a disastrous interview for Trump.

So I rather doubt The Donald will be picking Diane for anything.

Posted by: Donna and V.

The judge is the radio personality's ex wife so actually Trump just poked his critic in the eye, as is his wont.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2016 04:13 PM (PLnZs)

511 Fast Eddy Rendell is infamous for opening his mouth and saying rather unpolitic things. He's smoother than Trump and far more charming, but he should understand gaffes better than anyone but Joe Biden.

Interestingly, Rendell has often gotten in trouble with his own team for saying things that were unhelpful to the narrative. For example, he got yelled at in 2000 when he responded to a question about the Gore vs. Bush recount by saying that ultimately he wanted SOMEONE to win. That was deemed too honest.... Ironies everywhere.

Posted by: Jill v2 at May 18, 2016 05:31 PM (8048L)

512 That's because ugly women are easy, and men are such horn dogs.

Posted by: A horn dog lucky enough to have married up at May 18, 2016 08:28 PM (nbGZj)

513 "there are probably more ugly women in America......"

And Ed Rendell is one of them.

Posted by: Another old guy at May 18, 2016 10:58 PM (v5uOx)

514 Most women are ugly until they take their clothes off.

Posted by: Astral Liver Cakes the Band at May 18, 2016 11:45 PM (26e2V)

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