Chris Matthews Spends Entire Segment Examining Hillary Clinton's Conspiracy-Theorist Fascination with UFOs and Area 51

Interesting that he should spend so much time on this.

I think it's a worthwhile use of time -- if we know Trump is a conspiracist, and the media loves reporting on that, they should report on Hillary Clinton's banana-crackers UFO conspiracism.

The media is too busy asking Trump's butler about his views on Ferguson to ask Hillary a question or two about her florid belief in Alien Visitations.

Posted by: Ace at 03:12 PM




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1 She is just trying to get the nut vote from Bernie.

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2016 03:11 PM (B48dK)

2 Aliens? Illegal aliens?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 13, 2016 03:11 PM (NeFrd)

3 She's looking for a way home.

Posted by: HH at May 13, 2016 03:11 PM (DrCtv)

4 Weird

(Just practicing spelling that right)

Posted by: @votermom at May 13, 2016 03:11 PM (7lVbc)

5 Chris Matthews who has the hots for Melania Trump? Maybe on some other planet, he would have a chance with her. Snort.

Posted by: IC at May 13, 2016 03:12 PM (a0IVu)

6 My butlers know their place... with the Grays!!!

Posted by: hillary, dowager countess of chappaqua at May 13, 2016 03:12 PM (Ntwfo)

7 Funny thing about the UFO conspiracy people,they believe only Republican presidents ( and not all of them)are clued in.The "good guy" Democrats are out of the loop.

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2016 03:12 PM (B48dK)

8 Hillary believes in aliens? I think this calls for a Congressional probe.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 13, 2016 03:12 PM (NeFrd)

9 So, apparently Billy-Jeff never talked shop w/Hillsy?
Huh.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 13, 2016 03:12 PM (SeD0w)

10 Didnt she have a thing for seances or quija boards, too?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 13, 2016 03:13 PM (iQIUe)

11 Saw a link earlier that the Clinton Global Foundation had received 120 million dollars from the government of Romulak.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 13, 2016 03:13 PM (NeFrd)

12 >> Chris Matthews who has the hots for Melania Trump? Maybe on some other planet, he would have a chance with her.


I'm pretty sure the catalog she came from has a few others available for Chris.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2016 03:14 PM (NvC7m)

13 So Hillary! is a big fan of Coast to Coast AM? Who knew?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2016 03:14 PM (bzd8I)

14 @10 she talks to the spirit of Eleanor Roosevelt. Or maybe that was Pelosi.

Posted by: @votermom at May 13, 2016 03:14 PM (7lVbc)

15 The Scooby Van is a decepticon.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2016 03:14 PM (/tuJf)

16 This is something both her and Trump have in common.

It wins the news cycle, it changes the subject--and it's something everyone can have an opinion on-like sex scandals. Both give a story legs.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit and testing the waters at May 13, 2016 03:14 PM (mcm0N)

17 10 Didnt she have a thing for seances or quija boards, too?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 13, 2016 03:13 PM (iQIUe)

Well that goes without saying. How do you think she was summoned into this dimension?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 13, 2016 03:14 PM (34w2E)

18 *** I think this calls for a Congressional probe.***

600 VDC

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 13, 2016 03:15 PM (rV/v7)

19 Someone should ask her if she thinks UFO's have transgender bathrooms.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 13, 2016 03:15 PM (YFFpo)

20 10 Oh yeah,she was going to commune with first ladies from the past(left wing ones natch).

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2016 03:15 PM (B48dK)

21
Chris Matthews who has the hots for Melania Trump? Maybe on some other planet, he would have a chance with her. Snort.
Posted by: IC
................................

He will have to settle for a Hardon For Hillary.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2016 03:15 PM (HgMAr)

22 Florid. I like that word.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2016 03:15 PM (0mRoj)

23
Trump's old butler kinda looks like Alfred Pennyworth. Cool.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 13, 2016 03:15 PM (HBauD)

24 20
10 Oh yeah,she was going to commune with first ladies from the past(left wing ones natch).

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2016 03:15 PM (B48dK)
Hopefully they bitch slap her.

Posted by: IC at May 13, 2016 03:16 PM (a0IVu)

25 I don't get why nobody brings up the obvious question: The Clintons were in the White House for 8 years. Why didn't they resolve their UFO questions when they had the chance?

Also, Area 51 has been around since long before the Clinton presidency. History from Wikipedia here:
http://tinyurl.com/gsg5am2

President Bill Clinton was the Commander in Chief. Are these fuckheads seriously saying now that he didn't know what was going on at this military facility?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 13, 2016 03:16 PM (R+30W)

26 I tell you I take over for Hillary and Trump is toast.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit and testing the waters at May 13, 2016 03:16 PM (mcm0N)

27 Didnt she have a thing for seances or quija boards, too?
No, that was me but we do have other habits in common.

Posted by: zombie eleanor roosevelt at May 13, 2016 03:16 PM (Ntwfo)

28 What a shame she missed a ride on that comet a while back.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 13, 2016 03:16 PM (M0ddJ)

29 A 1000 Latinum Bars on the RoboGranny to Win.

Posted by: A Ferengei at May 13, 2016 03:17 PM (NvC7m)

30 Washington Post has 20 reporters on Trump. How many do they have on Hillary?

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2016 03:17 PM (2Ocf1)

31 She's trying to keep me from replacing her on the ticket.

Have you seen the trial balloon articles about me dipping a toe in the water?

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit and testing the waters at May 13, 2016 03:18 PM (mcm0N)

32 True story: My little bro is a travel director, and knows every front drive guy in 'Vegas. He called me one morning when I was staying at Mandalay Bay. He said look across the street: there's an airfield over there w/a shitload of unmarked aircraft (generic red stripes down the sides of the planes). That's where the engineers et al who work at Area 51 fly out of. He said, try walking up to the fence and take a picture of those planes. You'll never travel outside of the US again. They're doing something out there.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 13, 2016 03:18 PM (SeD0w)

33 25 See comment 7.They really believe that BS.

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2016 03:18 PM (B48dK)

34 There is a joke here somewhere.






I got nothin'.

--Colonel O'Neil SGC-1, in the elevator, with a fade

Posted by: Vugar Rasim at May 13, 2016 03:18 PM (LcDpr)

35 >>Washington Post has 20 reporters on Trump. How many do they have on Hillary?


That's just poor phrasing right there.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 13, 2016 03:19 PM (jaFcJ)

36 Washington Post has 20 reporters on Trump. How many do they have on Hillary?

Well, after the last eight years, they're all rested up and ready to go.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 13, 2016 03:19 PM (YFFpo)

37 ***Have you seen the trial balloon articles about me dipping a toe in the water?***

That's not his toe.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 13, 2016 03:19 PM (rV/v7)

38 >>They're doing something out there.


Undoubtedly.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2016 03:19 PM (NvC7m)

39
Someone should ask her if she thinks UFO's have transgender bathrooms.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 13, 2016 03:15 PM (YFFpo)
.......................

Either way she's going to destroy the place.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2016 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

40 This isn't news... The aliens have already taken over.... Been to CA. recently?... Oh, You mean those aliens...

Posted by: donna at May 13, 2016 03:20 PM (O2RFr)

41 Mars Needs Vodka.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2016 03:21 PM (HgMAr)

42 Somebody should drop Hillary off on the UFO highway with a Benjamin taped to her forehead, maybe they will come and take her home.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 13, 2016 03:21 PM (6Ll1u)

43 How many do they have on Hillary?
I don't know, but it'll be a hell of a wrestling match getting Humid off of her.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 13, 2016 03:22 PM (SeD0w)

44 Boy, that water's cold... and deep.

Posted by: Bigfoot at May 13, 2016 03:22 PM (Ntwfo)

45 She heard someone say alien and she thought they said illegal alien,so she signed up.
Pfc Hudson

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2016 03:22 PM (B48dK)

46 Like the season between the Super Bowl and the draft, there's really nothing to talk about, but we're going to talk about it anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2016 03:22 PM (Dj0WE)

47 Mars Needs Vodka.

Then We have something in common



Hiccup!

Sincerely Your leader Hillary!

Posted by: donna at May 13, 2016 03:22 PM (O2RFr)

48

ONE TIME AT ANAL PROBE CAMP CHRISSY MATTHEWS GOT CONFUSED AND STUCK THE POOL NOODLE UP BOTH HIS AND IDI AMIN'S BROWN STARFISH AT THE SAME TIME. THE PROBLEM FOR CHRISSY WAS THAT THE POOL NOODLE UP IDI JUST KEPT GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND THEY ENDED UP TOUCHING BUTTS, WHICH CHRISST THOUGHT WAS REALLY GHEY.

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE GRAY GREEN REPTILIOD RECTUM at May 13, 2016 03:22 PM (KId5h)

49 The illegal aliens from We Made It and Jinx can't legally vote . . . but are you going to tell somebody who's 5 feet tall and 5 feet wide who bends metal bars for fun that he can't vote? Hillary's hoping for the Jinxian support, that's all.

Posted by: Beowulf Shaeffer at May 13, 2016 03:22 PM (uk/oG)

50

That's not his toe.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 13, 2016 03:19 PM (rV/v7)
******

Listen we are almost to the point were only the chicks with dicks are voting for Trump. I keep-- almost all the ladies, and I bring the union rust belt boys on home.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit and testing the waters at May 13, 2016 03:22 PM (mcm0N)

51 I will build a shield... a big beautiful force field to keep Crooked Hillary's illegal alien aliens from landing here, and let's be honest, we're not getting the best and brightest. We're getting the tentacle rapists. Or anal probers. So I will build a shield, and I will Make Earth Great Again.

Posted by: D. Trump at May 13, 2016 03:23 PM (H9MG5)

52 Matthews is a crow, and alien stories are shiny pieces of foil.

Posted by: Roy at May 13, 2016 03:23 PM (VndSC)

53 If women are from Venus and men are from Mars, where are transgendered people from?*



*I'm teeing someone up here.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 13, 2016 03:23 PM (jaFcJ)

54 Uranus???

Posted by: de grass tyson at May 13, 2016 03:24 PM (Ntwfo)

55
The aliens would be wise to never let her get anywhere near their bathrooms.
"Sorry, lady. You need to use the airlock."

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2016 03:24 PM (HgMAr)

56 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE GRAY GREEN REPTILIOD RECTUM
I just don't know what to do with that.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 13, 2016 03:24 PM (SeD0w)

57 53 If women are from Venus and men are from Mars, where are transgendered people from?*



Uranus?

Posted by: donna at May 13, 2016 03:24 PM (O2RFr)

58 The Krell would have been Republicans. They'd never have voted for Hillary.

Posted by: Prof. Morbius at May 13, 2016 03:24 PM (uk/oG)

59 If women are from Venus and men are from Mars, where are transgendered people from?*

Talk about low hanging fruit.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 13, 2016 03:24 PM (34w2E)

60 Point *where*

oy. I think me and Donny will have a debate about how SMAHT we both are.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit and testing the waters at May 13, 2016 03:24 PM (mcm0N)

61 Uranus???
Posted by: de grass tyson


beat Me by that much...

Posted by: donna at May 13, 2016 03:24 PM (O2RFr)

62 She is interested in Aliens because it is an untapped source of grafter cash.

"I'm serious - these are genuine quatloos from the Bank of Ceti Alpha."

"Lady - we don't take play money!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 13, 2016 03:24 PM (hLRSq)

63 We want to abduct your dead presidents.

Posted by: Roswell Chamber of Commerce at May 13, 2016 03:25 PM (0V37b)

64 Make the reporters share bathrooms. See what happens.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 13, 2016 03:25 PM (iQIUe)

65 >>>I don't get why nobody brings up the obvious
question: The Clintons were in the White House for 8 years. Why didn't
they resolve their UFO questions when they had the chance?
...
President
Bill Clinton was the Commander in Chief. Are these fuckheads seriously
saying now that he didn't know what was going on at this military
facility?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 13, 2016 03:16 PM (R+30W)<<<




Too busy managing bimbo eruptions. No time to check on E.T.s

Posted by: Canckles and the Clinton administration at May 13, 2016 03:25 PM (H9MG5)

66 The only cleer choise for Americca is Senater sanders to fix the problems creat3d by Bush. Hillary does not have the smarts as our grate Senitor from our state. Bush lied and he knows this and will bring Bush to court to pay for is deeds that hurt perstons of color,

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 13, 2016 03:25 PM (NuElX)

67 @51 actually we really need some kind of planetary defense system against SMOD

Posted by: @votermom at May 13, 2016 03:25 PM (7lVbc)

68 beat Me by that much...
Don't mind if I do, infidel!

Posted by: devout moslem at May 13, 2016 03:26 PM (Ntwfo)

69 I am Nomad. My programming is whole. My purpose remains. Sterilize Granny Cankles.

Posted by: Nomad at May 13, 2016 03:26 PM (uk/oG)

70 I was thinking Alpha Centauri.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 13, 2016 03:26 PM (jaFcJ)

71 He should be asking her about her phony charity in which 95% of the contributions go to her, Billy Bob, and Chelscum.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2016 03:26 PM (vvmPQ)

72 Port Canaveral WebCam stopped airing the Falcon 9 rocket. Some people embedded their feed into their own websites and they got pissed off. Were very nasty towards everyone for the actions of a few. Shame on them.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 13, 2016 03:27 PM (iQIUe)

73 "President Bill Clinton was the Commander in Chief. Are these fuckheads seriously saying now that he didn't know what was going on at this military facility?"


I remember hearing that Clinton put somebody (Panetta maybe) on point to finding out what was going on at Area 51 and also who killed Kennedy.

The public never heard if he found anything out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 13, 2016 03:27 PM (LA7Cm)

74 If women are from Venus and men are from Mars, where are transgendered people from?*



Talk about low hanging fruit.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 13, 2016 03:24 PM


That's not fruit....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2016 03:27 PM (bzd8I)

75 64 Make the reporters share bathrooms. See what happens.
I'd have to pinch it off until I saw Megyn Kelly heading that way.



Sorry. That's gross. I'd never. Chuck Berry territory.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 13, 2016 03:27 PM (SeD0w)

76 19 Someone should ask her if she thinks UFO's have transgender bathrooms.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 13, 2016 03:15 PM (YFFpo)

Trick question. Grays have no external gender-specific features.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2016 03:28 PM (0mRoj)

77 67 @51 actually we really need some kind of planetary defense system against SMOD
Posted by: @votermom at May 13, 2016 03:25 PM (7lVbc)

No we don't. SMOD is the deliverer.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2016 03:29 PM (0mRoj)

78 >>>actually we really need some kind of planetary defense system against SMOD

Posted by: @votermom at May 13, 2016 03:25 PM (7lVbc)<<<

Look, I'm just not that into you*.


*well, Earth, that is

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2016 03:29 PM (H9MG5)

79 Men = From Mars
Women = From Venus
Transgendertards = From Uranus
Hillary! = From???

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 13, 2016 03:29 PM (jaFcJ)

80

IF YOU USE A TESSERACT CONDOM YOU CAN TOP AND BOTTOM YOURSELF AT THE SAME TIME!

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE GRAY GREEN REPTILIOD RECTUM at May 13, 2016 03:29 PM (KId5h)

81 I thought Klingons were from Uranus.

Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at May 13, 2016 03:29 PM (HgMAr)

82 What's so improbable about UFO's? I mean if I had told you 7 years ago that there would be mandatory Transgender bathroom /locker room "rights" in schools , would You have believed Me?

Posted by: donna at May 13, 2016 03:30 PM (O2RFr)

83 Was Matthews sober?

Just curious.

Melissa Harris-Perry and Alex Wagner must be wonder what the f#$@ Matthews has on his bosses that he's managed to keep his show while they were let go, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2016 03:30 PM (NOIQH)

84 I thought Klingons were from Kronos.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 13, 2016 03:31 PM (jaFcJ)

85 An obsession with aliens seems to be a surprisingly common trait in presidential candidates. There's that Clinton staffer's account of Bill asking him to look into this stuff when he first took office. If memory serves, Jimmy Carter and Dennis Kucinich (I said candidates, not presidents) have both claimed to have seen UFOs. I don't think Reagan has ever offered evidence that he believes in it, but he does seem to have had a bit of a fixation with the subject, working weird references to hypothetical alien invasions bringing the world together into political speeches, and (presumably) teasing Spielberg about the existence of aliens during his private screening of ET. Heard most of the stories some while ago, so not sure how accurately I've relayed them here or how well-sourced they were to begin with.

Also, Hillary has that weird seance she did during her husband's presidency, though I think she now has a more reasonable sounding go-to excuse that makes it sound less crazy than it was.

Posted by: reform highlander at May 13, 2016 03:31 PM (jCH/T)

86 There's one anus we don't want to probe.

Posted by: the Aliens at May 13, 2016 03:32 PM (HgMAr)

87 Maybe we should have dropped that Foot asteroid on Washington instead of into the Indian Ocean.

Posted by: Leader of the Fithp at May 13, 2016 03:33 PM (uk/oG)

88 Somebody needs to get to the bottom of this alien probing problem.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 13, 2016 03:33 PM (NeFrd)

89 If someone would have told me that this would be the politics of 2016 back in 1996, I would have said you were just reading the National Inquirer. Little did I know bat boy would be the least ridiculous thing to leap off its pages.

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 13, 2016 03:33 PM (t06LC)

90 Really, everyone just continues to ignore the threat of SMOD.
That's just typical.
Any millennia now it's coming, but is anyone ready for it?
Noooo.

Posted by: @votermom in nag mode at May 13, 2016 03:34 PM (7lVbc)

91 Aliens are already among us. They're called "Hungarians".

Posted by: Leo Szilard at May 13, 2016 03:34 PM (iynDC)

92 Space titties !

Posted by: Astronaut Jones at May 13, 2016 03:35 PM (gs8be)

93 I'm pretty sure the catalog she came from has a few others available for Chris.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2016 03:14 PM (NvC7m)




They're in the discontinued models clearance section.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 13, 2016 03:35 PM (uiwCw)

94 Somebody needs to get to the bottom of this alien probing problem.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 13, 2016 03:33 PM (NeFrd)

Probe firmly, expanding as needed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 13, 2016 03:36 PM (JO9+V)

95 Getting to the bottom of the alien probing problem will take balls, and lube.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 13, 2016 03:36 PM (jaFcJ)

96 What's funny is, Hillary acts like she wasn't the Co-President for 8 years.

If she wanted to uncover Area 51 type stuff, she had her opportunity.

Posted by: Killian at May 13, 2016 03:36 PM (9Me3w)

97 Granny Killbot will say anything to get in close enough to pick your pocket.

She does regional accents and impersonations upon request.

Posted by: Fritz at May 13, 2016 03:37 PM (UzPAd)

98 There's a UFO in my pants:

Unwanted Fappable Object.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 13, 2016 03:37 PM (hSjsk)

99 Any millennia now it's coming, but is anyone ready for it?

Noooo.

Posted by: @votermom in nag mode at May 13, 2016 03:34 PM (7lVbc)
=============================================

I wish we'd all been ready.

Posted by: Larry Norman at May 13, 2016 03:37 PM (dFi94)

100 "Unwanted Fappable Object."

Story is now that he's kinda glad he kept it. Might wanna reverse-trannyize.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 13, 2016 03:38 PM (LA7Cm)

101 You can't quit me baby

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner's Fappable Object at May 13, 2016 03:38 PM (gs8be)

102
Space titties !
Posted by: Astronaut Jones at May 13, 2016 03:35 PM (gs8be)
...............

I'd say Barbarella but gravity has won that battle.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2016 03:39 PM (HgMAr)

103 As dumb as this UFO stuff is, it does connect with Low Info Voters more than you would think.

Trump needs to make similar promises.

People pay more attention to "UFO coverup" than they do the deficit or health care.

Posted by: Killian at May 13, 2016 03:39 PM (9Me3w)

104
ONLY A SALVO OF FLAMING CLOWN KILLBONERS CAN DESTROY THE ALIEN CRAFT. LOAD THEM ON MY FIGHTER. AND COAT THEM WITH HILLARY SMEGMA AND CHRISSY PISS, JUST TO BE SURE.

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE GRAY GREEN REPTILIOD RECTUM at May 13, 2016 03:39 PM (KId5h)

105 Well, at least Ancient Aliens is back on History on Friday nights so I have my guilty pleasure again

Posted by: kbdabear at May 13, 2016 03:39 PM (yFevy)

106 Story is now that he's kinda glad he kept it. Might wanna reverse-trannyize.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 13, 2016 03:38 PM (LA7Cm)




Just wait until he auctions off a set of slightly-used bolt-ons.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 13, 2016 03:39 PM (uiwCw)

107 Funny thing about the UFO conspiracy people,they believe only Republican presidents ( and not all of them)are clued in.The "good guy" Democrats are out of the loop.
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2016 03:12 PM (B48dK)




well, yeah, being included on the majestic 12 email list or list serv has a requirement that you not have your own homebrew server.



Posted by: yankeefifth at May 13, 2016 03:39 PM (vb33c)

108 Hillary believes in aliens? I think this calls for a Congressional probe.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon



I may or may not have done happy fun things with girls' butts, but Hillary?

My probe retracted and won't come out.

Posted by: Alien Bandersnatch at May 13, 2016 03:40 PM (1xUj/)

109 96 What's funny is, Hillary acts like she wasn't the Co-President for 8 years.

---

Maybe she's interested in aliens that have arrived in the 21st century.

Posted by: @votermom at May 13, 2016 03:40 PM (7lVbc)

110 Tranny walks into a Muslim bakery, orders a wedding cake and asks where the ladies restroom is...

Posted by: jsg at May 13, 2016 03:40 PM (gs8be)

111 The DoD plan to defeat the alien anal probes is code named Project Trojan Goatse.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 13, 2016 03:40 PM (hSjsk)

112 92
Space titties !

*
*
If there was ever a woman who ought to be in a Star Fleet uniform, it's Lt. Heidi "The Groper" McKinney. Spock, have her undressed and sent to my quarters.

Posted by: Capt. Kirk at May 13, 2016 03:41 PM (uk/oG)

113 no way anyone wsa going to tell clinton whether or not there were alines here, all he wanted was to get him some of that alien booty. how much would it mess up intergalactic relations if clinton is in some secret hangar sticking it to the greys?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 13, 2016 03:42 PM (vb33c)

114 Hillary learned about the existence of UFOs during her seance with Eleanor Roosevelt.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 13, 2016 03:42 PM (4ErVI)

115 I don't really care about aliens but this came to me last night.

You know why women are screaming about safe spaces and constantly busting on men and causing problems in colleges? I mean, other than being petulant little girls? Why feminists are creating such a stink about false rapes and slut walks and all that?

Because every last one of them grew up being told stories about how they are strong and can do anything and are confident and as good as or better than men at everything. That they have power, they are able to fight as well, they can kick the world's ass!

But the world won't be kicked. And no matter what stories they're told, they are still smaller and weaker than men. And they aren't able to do anything. And they still get afraid.

So they are lashing out, trying to get that power, that control that they've been raised to think they have by birthright of having a womb.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2016 03:42 PM (39g3+)

116 Space titties !



Two scoops, firmly packed

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 13, 2016 03:42 PM (JO9+V)

117 My probe retracted and won't come out.
Posted by: Alien Bandersnatch at May 13, 2016 03:40 PM (1xUj/)


What she got her cold feet on you?

Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 13, 2016 03:43 PM (mf5HN)

118 don't really care about aliens but this came to me last night.

You know why women are screaming about safe spaces and constantly busting on men and causing problems in colleges? I mean, other than being petulant little girls? Why feminists are creating such a stink about false rapes and slut walks and all that?

Because every last one of them grew up being told stories about how they are strong and can do anything and are confident and as good as or better than men at everything. That they have power, they are able to fight as well, they can kick the world's ass!

But the world won't be kicked. And no matter what stories they're told, they are still smaller and weaker than men. And they aren't able to do anything. And they still get afraid.

So they are lashing out, trying to get that power, that control that they've been raised to think they have by birthright of having a womb.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2016 03:42 PM (39g3+)




yeah the whole girl power thing is a virus that infects majority of women 40 and under



Posted by: yankeefifth at May 13, 2016 03:44 PM (vb33c)

119 If there was ever a woman who ought to be in a Star Fleet uniform, it's Lt. Heidi "The Groper" McKinney.

Strap some of those boots and that little skirt on her, stat. And that plunging neckline thing for the crappy empath on TNG. It magically got bigger over time.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2016 03:44 PM (39g3+)

120 My probe retracted and won't come out.
Posted by: Alien Bandersnatch at May 13, 2016 03:40 PM (1xUj/)



pocket probe

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 13, 2016 03:45 PM (vb33c)

121 >>Space titties !


They never sag.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2016 03:45 PM (NvC7m)

122 It's bird!... it's a plane!... it's a septuagenarian hag on a broomstick!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2016 03:45 PM (9mTYi)

123 A friend told me that there is actually sci-fi pron

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 13, 2016 03:46 PM (6Ll1u)

124 I just got really interested when I learned the aliens don't have penises.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 13, 2016 03:46 PM (4ErVI)

125 it's a septuagenarian hag on a broomstick!
Posted by: Mike Hammer
--------------

If only you knew.

Posted by: Huma at May 13, 2016 03:46 PM (9mTYi)

126 Meanwhile Fox is looking at doing another Fant4stic movie. The last one was so bad that Ed Wood phoned from his grave and told them to give up making movies.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2016 03:46 PM (39g3+)

127 Space titties !


They're outta this world!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 13, 2016 03:46 PM (JO9+V)

128 " A friend told me that there is actually sci-fi pron"


A "friend".....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 13, 2016 03:46 PM (LA7Cm)

129 "She is just trying to get the nut vote from Bernie."

I agree. No joke.

Hillary has no choice. All over for her if she loses the nut case vote in the Dem party. She is hurting for black votes too.



Posted by: huh? at May 13, 2016 03:47 PM (CRXed)

130 >>A friend told me that there is actually sci-fi pron

A friend. How convenient.

Just admit you watch alien porn.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2016 03:47 PM (/tuJf)

131 Not a single reference, let alone a link to "Everybody's F*****g in a UFO" by Rob Zombie?
Who are you imposters?
Where's the usual horde?

Posted by: IP at May 13, 2016 03:48 PM (aQQbl)

132 What's an aliens favorite car?




... a Ford Probe.

I'll be here all slingtar. Be sure to tip your hrlathblott!

Posted by: Shecky Grelakktnorrr at May 13, 2016 03:49 PM (H9MG5)

133 Wait! Parsecs is a unit of distance, not time? Who knew?

Posted by: George Lucas at May 13, 2016 03:50 PM (JO9+V)

134 Meh. She could give a $#!% about aliens, unless they wanted to donate gold quatloos to the Foundation.
This is just appealing to another segment of the base.

OT - interesting bit on "partyism" in the sidebar - not that I'd ever read a word of Sunsteins - but it's kinda true, anyway, imho .... I'm certainly there.
Wouldn't piss on a Democrat if it was on fire, far less give it a nickel of the hard-earned, and I am increasingly applying that criterion to everyone, including people I've known for 30+ years and businesses I've worked with just as long. No drama, just a wordless breaking of ties . Maybe Target is just the tip of an iceberg and they are starting to feel it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 13, 2016 03:50 PM (gUoN4)

135 Do aliens look like the Green Chick in the original Star Trek (who kind of looked like Bat Girl Yvonne Craig for some strange inexplicable reason)?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 13, 2016 03:50 PM (r1fLd)

136 Wait! Parsecs is a unit of distance, not time? Who knew?


Posted by: George Lucas at May 13, 2016 03:50 PM (JO9+V)


Just about every person who read sci-fi and was willing to forgive you so long as Han shot first.


You corrupt Hrothinian swamp weasel.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 13, 2016 03:51 PM (hLRSq)

137 Matthews called the movie First Contact, it is simply Contact.

It is notable in cinematic history for the flash of Jodie Foster's boobs when McConnaughey was getting out from under the sheets with her.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2016 03:52 PM (1xUj/)

138 Duh... it goes without saying, NSFW

https://youtu.be/cPSFl3rm8Kk

Posted by: IP at May 13, 2016 03:52 PM (aQQbl)

139 Area 51. It's warm. Touch it.

Posted by: TrigglyPuff at May 13, 2016 03:53 PM (gs8be)

140 Hillary channels Eleanore on the stump.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zl469sd

Stump? One would think it would be Huma.

Posted by: raging dumpster fire at May 13, 2016 03:54 PM (1rEgY)

141 Contact. oh man.

I was forced to sit through that piece of crap on a double date. I wanted to leave, and the girl insisted we stay because her friend wanted to so we'd be around and the guy she was with wouldn't get romantic, or something.

What a long, boring, long, annoying, stupid, long, dull long movie. I liked Jodie Foster before I saw that film. I wanted her to fall under a train afterward.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2016 03:54 PM (39g3+)

142 She could give a $#!% about aliens, unless they wanted to donate gold quatloos to the Foundation.

Who the heck knows, she's a stroke-addled old alcoholic woman who was weird to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2016 03:55 PM (39g3+)

143
If there was ever a woman who ought to be in a Star Fleet uniform, it's Lt. Heidi "The Groper" McKinney.

She could call herself six of nine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 13, 2016 03:55 PM (k4M/B)

144 Paging Dennis Kucinich.


Posted by: raging dumpster fire at May 13, 2016 03:55 PM (1rEgY)

145 Contact. oh man.

I was forced to sit through that piece of crap on a double date. I wanted to leave, and the girl insisted we stay because her friend wanted to so we'd be around and the guy she was with wouldn't get romantic, or something.

What a long, boring, long, annoying, stupid, long, dull long movie. I liked Jodie Foster before I saw that film. I wanted her to fall under a train afterward.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2016 03:54 PM (39g3+)



meh big deal I was forced to take a date to the accused because she really liked jodie foster. not much play after that movie.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 13, 2016 03:56 PM (vb33c)

146 Somebody needs to get to the bottom of this:
Alien Probing Problem.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 13, 2016 03:33 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at May 13, 2016 03:57 PM (hd/Uu)

147 I was impressed with Jodie Foster's acting skills in Contact though, pretending she liked men. It was almost as impressive a performance as Daniel Craig with any woman.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2016 03:58 PM (39g3+)

148 Are we sure trigglypuff isn't an alien? You fantasize about hot big boob's and then in reality you get trigglypuff

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 13, 2016 03:58 PM (6Ll1u)

149 Hillary Clinton in a broadcast booth with Chris Matthews, can you imagine the alcohol fumes? It must have smelled like the floor of a distillery in there. Just opening the door would give you a buzz.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2016 03:59 PM (39g3+)

150 alien abduction is the only way that nasty hag could ever get laid...

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 13, 2016 03:59 PM (5PGBa)

151 Contact. What a scam. Where were the aliens?

Panic Room was much better. There was panic. There was a room.

Posted by: @votermom at May 13, 2016 03:59 PM (7lVbc)

152 Hillary wants the illegal alien's votes and Bill wants to get his illegal alien raping on no matter what planet they are from.

It's a twofer.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2016 04:00 PM (ej1L0)

153 It's pretty simple, she wants to know why her kind get goiter.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2016 04:00 PM (oDCMR)

154 When my people come to colonize this planet, all morons will be on the protected rolls, and you will come to no harm.

Posted by: Beldar Conehead at May 13, 2016 04:01 PM (gs8be)

155 123
A friend told me that there is actually sci-fi pron

*
*
Rule 34 of the Internet states, "If it exists, there is pr0n of it." Guys got into pr0n of Erin Esurance the cartoon spy babe a bunch of years ago.

Posted by: Capt. Kirk at May 13, 2016 04:01 PM (uk/oG)

156 138 Duh... it goes without saying, NSFW

https://youtu.be/cPSFl3rm8Kk

Posted by: IP at May 13, 2016 03:52 PM (aQQbl)


Geeze I'm out of it. Never heard that before.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2016 04:02 PM (mEZce)

157 Huma probes deep every night.

Posted by: Hilary at May 13, 2016 04:02 PM (LYCUN)

158 Watching what has been going in airports the last few days. The systems are breaking down and political correctness will keep them from being repaired.

Atlas Shrugged

Posted by: Soona at May 13, 2016 04:03 PM (Fmupd)

159 Of course there is sci-fi porn.

There is dino porn.
There is zombie porn.
Anything can be pornized including AoShq, Ewok porn.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 13, 2016 04:03 PM (iQIUe)

160 135
Do aliens look like the Green Chick in the original Star Trek (who kind
of looked like Bat Girl Yvonne Craig for some strange inexplicable
reason)?

*
*
Sounds good to me. Ones who look like Yvonne Craig and Susan Oliver (the first Orion slave girl) get snapped up by the slave exporters real quick. The green Trigglypuffs, on the other hand . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2016 04:04 PM (uk/oG)

161 She also believes in seances.

I can't believe we're getting two kooks to choose from.

Carson was kooky, too.

Ted, too. Hmmm. Bernie is kooky as well.

Kooks all the way down.

Kookservative!

Posted by: Harun at May 13, 2016 04:04 PM (UBBWX)

162 Is this payback for Hillary's people not helping Chris' wife get into Congress?

Posted by: Wendy at May 13, 2016 04:04 PM (bpemY)

163 Well, she does appear to have been consuming mass quantities.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2016 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

164 Did Matthews ask why Carter and Bill Clinton's promises to reveal all about this subject - revealed nothing?

Posted by: Meremortal at May 13, 2016 04:05 PM (hTqVx)

165 Watching what has been going in airports the last few days. The systems
are breaking down and political correctness will keep them from being
repaired.

At your service!

Posted by: Joe Glitch: Federal Employee at May 13, 2016 04:06 PM (YFFpo)

166 Smod, take us now.
It's being reported in USA Today that the new High School football stadium in MvKinney, Texas will be built by the same company that built Jerry's Place, to the tune of $50 Mil.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2016 04:06 PM (Yu4ah)

167 Granted RWC, it's not one of his stellar tracks. It's only been out a while, but it's got a good beat.
I can mosh to it.
I give it a 7.

Posted by: IP at May 13, 2016 04:06 PM (aQQbl)

168 159 Of course there is sci-fi porn.

There is dino porn.
There is zombie porn.
Anything can be pornized including AoShq, Ewok porn.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 13, 2016 04:03 PM (iQIUe)




Whether this is true or not, I don't know. All I know is it could be, and that I want it to be, if only so my mental image of this freaky couple is not itself a lie.

The tale, as told on this Reddit post, goes like this. 'My friend and neighbor told me he found something strange in the abandoned house next door. I went and what we found was a mess of abandoned housewares, socks, boxes... and two very strange homemade ewok costumes.'

Two costumes that appeared to have had the crotches deliberately and delicately cut out.



o.O

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2016 04:06 PM (mEZce)

169 I dunno, it's apparently alien to e to help men being attacked by terrorists, so there's that...

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2016 04:06 PM (O0lVq)

170 OK, not a good trait in a presidential nominee. But I miss the more innocent days of my youth when people who needed to feel special believed they had been abducted by aliens vs today when they decide they are transgender.

Posted by: Palerider at May 13, 2016 04:07 PM (dkExz)

171 Posted by: Soona at May 13, 2016 04:03 PM (Fmupd)

CT people are saying this is how they are going to make the security useless by getting everyone frustrated by delays so the govt can lower the safety requirements and allow attackers on the planes.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 13, 2016 04:07 PM (hTqVx)

172 You want Yvonne Craig.
You'll settle for Mathilda May.
You'll get an Alien Queen, with no Ripley in sight.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 13, 2016 04:07 PM (9krrF)

173 Ewok costumes


http://tinyurl.com/qjr7gdg

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2016 04:08 PM (mEZce)

174 Nood.

Posted by: HH at May 13, 2016 04:08 PM (DrCtv)

175 Will she one up Obama and make restrooms available to extraterrestrials?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2016 04:08 PM (O0lVq)

176 (Also, thanks to all who pointed my clueless self towards some chair risers. Geez, those things are pricey...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 13, 2016 04:08 PM (9krrF)

177 Sigh fly prom...now that really bugs my ass...........

Posted by: saf at May 13, 2016 04:09 PM (+zN6H)

178 167 Granted RWC, it's not one of his stellar tracks. It's only been out a while, but it's got a good beat.
I can mosh to it.
I give it a 7.

Posted by: IP at May 13, 2016 04:06 PM (aQQbl)

Gonna give it a listen in the car where I can really hear the bass.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2016 04:09 PM (mEZce)

179
Sounds good to me. Ones who look like Yvonne Craig and Susan Oliver (the first Orion slave girl) get snapped up by the slave exporters real quick. The green Trigglypuffs, on the other hand . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


They tried a tractor beam on Trigglypuff but it overloaded.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 13, 2016 04:09 PM (k4M/B)

180 166 Smod, take us now.
It's being reported in USA Today that the new High School football stadium in MvKinney, Texas will be built by the same company that built Jerry's Place, to the tune of $50 Mil.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2016 04:06 PM (Yu4ah)


If a town wants to do it and pay for it, then more power to them. Plus, people have no idea how much Texans love their football.

Posted by: Soona at May 13, 2016 04:10 PM (Fmupd)

181 If Donald Trump is such a big conspiracy theorist, he will have a gold mine of conspiracies to research after he is President.

Fast and Furious
Benghazi
US Chief Justice John Roberts Obamacare votes
Solyndra and a dozen other green companies
And a dozen more.

He would keep a dozen Scully and Moulders busy for years!

Posted by: rd at May 13, 2016 04:10 PM (v0YLX)

182 Just imagine Title IX and the Title VI will now include "aliens", oh sorry, "undocumented extraterrestrials" under a Hillary Administration.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2016 04:12 PM (O0lVq)

183 Hillary's entire career is fiction. So this makes sense.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2016 04:13 PM (O0lVq)

184 Hillary loves all types of aliens, illegal, interstellar and Huma.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 13, 2016 04:13 PM (m6oW5)

185 Hill has tried to contact Eleanor Roosevelt via Oujja board.

Eleanor gives her fashion advice.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 13, 2016 04:16 PM (u0lmX)

186 Its all stray voltage.

When the story is about sex AND criminal bribery (Clinton foundation) the MSM turns it into a "scandal" or a "story about sex" --and so the sheeple just cynically nod their heads and roll their eyes and quiety move on.

So when Hillary is now quite obviously guilty of major national security breaches, money laundering, peddling influence, allowing Americans to die in Benghazi, obstructing justice, destroying evidence, defying Congressional subpoeans etc, she's ALSO being portrayed as eccentric.

Guess which thread the MSM would like you to follow?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 13, 2016 04:24 PM (k8tEg)

187 Did Matthews ask why Carter and Bill Clinton's promises to reveal all about this subject - revealed nothing?

Its almost as if there is nothing to be revealed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2016 04:33 PM (39g3+)

188 Heh Andrea Mitchell moaning to Sanders about how he's being mean to Hillary and giving Trump ammunition. Why won't you just roll over and die Sanders? Its Her time! She's the Queen!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2016 04:39 PM (39g3+)

189 1
She is just trying to get the nut vote from Bernie.

First comment, thread winner!

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 13, 2016 04:56 PM (AHDxb)

190 I'm sorry. I just can't vote for her.

She shows no interest in ultra terressentials.

Posted by: President Barack "Unexpectedly" Obama at May 13, 2016 05:18 PM (e8kgV)

191 California will likely take in $2 billion less than anticipated in taxes over the coming fiscal year, Democratic Governor Jerry Brown said on Friday, issuing a stern warning to lawmakers not to push for new spending in budget negotiations.


... what was all that noise about California closing their budget gap and having money left over for new spending ?

And, go ahead. Raise taxes again. Watch the revenues go down further.

Posted by: David Windsor at May 13, 2016 05:21 PM (e8kgV)

192 The White/Red aircraft at McCarron in Vegas are Janet Airlines...rode one out to Area 51 before. Unfortunately I didn't see no aliens...all I saw was military equipment...Neat place, highly segregated security...strictly need to know stuff. I guess I didn't need to know about the secret underground stuff...wink wink

Posted by: Can't Tell at May 13, 2016 05:24 PM (z9mg0)

193 @66 spell away, Clogged
Bernie did win elections, so there's that to say about VT
poor bastards

Posted by: micky at May 13, 2016 06:00 PM (o5vMc)

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