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Social Justice: The Musical

Pretty good.

The best lines are "I've got hair to dye and tears to cry...I get my news from places like Salon/Please donate to my Patreon." The Patreon joke I like, because it's so true -- every one of these allegedly micro-aggressed motherf***ers puts up xer story of oppression on Patreon and begs strangers for money.

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1 H

Posted by: Drill at May 12, 2016 01:54 PM (6xR/B)

2 Cry me a river SJW.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2016 01:54 PM (u82oZ)

3 I've dyed and gone to heaven!

Posted by: scrood at May 12, 2016 01:55 PM (3b9U4)

4 Typed too many words and read the contents.

I could have been a Skip contender.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2016 01:55 PM (u82oZ)

5 Hahaha.

Posted by: lauren at May 12, 2016 01:56 PM (Dxa+Y)

6 Almost first. Participation trophy, please.

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2016 01:57 PM (6xtq3)

7
Mind you I haven't watched it yet, but "hair to die"?

Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 01:57 PM (pC96u)

8 Too bad Youtube wouldn't let him make any money off of it.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 12, 2016 01:57 PM (Wckf4)

9 Meh. Too literal. That's not how hit songs go.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2016 01:57 PM (oDCMR)

10 I'd never heard of patreon before. It's like Kickstarter for SJWs?

Posted by: lauren at May 12, 2016 01:57 PM (Dxa+Y)

11 The story boards were well executed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2016 01:58 PM (oDCMR)

12 I have ever only considered one Patreon Project and that is "The Great War" one....

It is a funny bit, Ace serious question am I not being a good Netizen in not being on f*c*book and twatter these days?

Should we be fighting their biases?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:00 PM (g8Hfr)

13 10 Posted by: lauren at May 12, 2016 01:57 PM (Dxa+Y)


Kickstarter is kickstarter for SJWs...

Patron is more like "The Professional Blegger's Tour"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:01 PM (g8Hfr)

14 The Associated Press @AP

BREAKING: Federal judge rules Obama administration is unconstitutionally spending to fund president's health care law.

12:45 PM - 12 May 2016

Posted by: unlawful spending at May 12, 2016 02:01 PM (e8kgV)

15 May have to crank up Borderlands 2 again after watching that.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 12, 2016 02:01 PM (jV8Mq)

16 That's great

Did the creator of this yet fired yet?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2016 02:01 PM (w4NZ8)

17 LOL
Perfect!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2016 02:01 PM (NOIQH)

18 I thought Patreon was high price tequila.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 12, 2016 02:01 PM (iQIUe)

19 Good one. Odds it will make the alphabets? Zero

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 02:02 PM (vvmPQ)

20 18 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 12, 2016 02:01 PM (iQIUe)


or a Roman with a stutter....

but no...no humor to mock the left on ever.

//SNL baby

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:02 PM (g8Hfr)

21 I died my hair too. Damn weasel's bite, if you don't. Bad!

Posted by: D. Trump at May 12, 2016 02:02 PM (H9MG5)

22
BREAKING: Federal judge rules Obama administration is unconstitutionally spending to fund president's health care law.

Let's seem them try to enforce it.

Posted by: Andrew Jackson Obama at May 12, 2016 02:03 PM (k4M/B)

23 Enjoy this song before it's yanked since I doubt they have permission to use it this way.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 12, 2016 02:03 PM (iQIUe)

24 >>Mind you I haven't watched it yet, but "hair to die"?

Look at photos of young feminists - they die their hair pink or blue or whatever along w/piercings, tats, yuuge clunky glasses, etc. It's quite a look.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2016 02:03 PM (NOIQH)

25 Mind you I haven't watched it yet, but "hair to die"?
Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 01:57 PM (pC96u)

---

If you've seen them all SJW have blue, pink or some other color dyed hair. You know, because they're rebels.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2016 02:03 PM (U+nHb)

26 The creator really needs to do an entire musical.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2016 02:03 PM (w4NZ8)

27 DYE

D-Y-E

Die is well you know something we all are gonna do....

I ain't dying my hair pink.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:04 PM (g8Hfr)

28 Wimps.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2016 02:04 PM (r65B3)

29 Mind you I haven't watched it yet, but "hair to die"?

Suicide blondes (or whatever). Dyed by their own hands.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2016 02:04 PM (bzd8I)

30 Social Justice Wankers. Their 15 minutes should be up pretty soon...

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 02:04 PM (pcyHg)

31

music + comedy
yay

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2016 02:04 PM (qCMvj)

32 weasels... not weasel's. Looks like I also need to Make Auto-correct Great Again.

Posted by: D. Trump at May 12, 2016 02:05 PM (H9MG5)

33 "dye"
Flrgh!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2016 02:05 PM (NOIQH)

34 On the judge ruling; don't start added up your chickens yet:


U.S. District Judge Rosemary Collyer ruled the spending unconstitutional - while putting the decision on hold pending appeal.


This will be drug out using your tax money by the corrupt DOJ for a decade.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 02:05 PM (vvmPQ)

35 http://tinyurl.com/zfz7fqw

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 12, 2016 02:05 PM (UBzPO)

36 30 Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 02:04 PM (pcyHg)


Heh as if....

the left rode SJW grievance culture to wins in 2008, 2012, and now arguably 2016....

they are not a sitcom friend they are now the evening news to the left.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:06 PM (g8Hfr)

37 WASHINGTON (AP) -- A federal judge ruled Thursday that the Obama administration is unconstitutionally spending federal money to fund the president's health care law.

The ruling from U.S. District Judge Rosemary Collyer [nominated by President George W. Bush] is a win for House Republicans who brought the politically charged legal challenge in an effort to undermine the law.

At stake is $175 billion the government is paying over a decade to reimburse health insurers for reducing co-payments for lower-income people.

The House argued that Congress never specifically appropriated that money and has denied the administration's request for it. It says the administration is spending the money anyway, exceeding its constitutional authority. The administration has said it is using other, previously approved money.

Posted by: unlawful spending at May 12, 2016 02:06 PM (e8kgV)

38 This post makes me want to cut myself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 12, 2016 02:06 PM (8ZskC)

39 where are the fat chicks?

Posted by: nckate at May 12, 2016 02:06 PM (bi3cd)

40 The judge ruled that way because it is self-evident that Ogabecare is the most out of control piece of legislation ever passed.

It is self-evident to everyone but Judas Iscariot "Sheep Pix" Roberts....

thanks for Ogabecare W....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:07 PM (g8Hfr)

41 Strait outta Borderlands

Posted by: Zakn at May 12, 2016 02:07 PM (d2pTe)

42 Heh as if....



the left rode SJW grievance culture to wins in 2008, 2012, and now arguably 2016....



they are not a sitcom friend they are now the evening news to the left.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:06 PM (g8Hfr)

Yup. Wishful thinking on my part.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 02:07 PM (pcyHg)

43 I heard Springtime for Hitlery got a R rating because of the scissoring scene.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 12, 2016 02:08 PM (8ZskC)

44 And after a month of back and forth with the myrmidons at YouTube, they've decided this guy can't make any cash off the video. It's leftists all the way down.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 12, 2016 02:08 PM (nhHaf)

45 >>I've got hair to dye

The musical Hair was one of my very first introductions to SJWs. Why is social justice so intertwined with hair? What about bale people?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2016 02:08 PM (/tuJf)

46 So who's the model of a very modern Soviet Justice Wanker in this musical?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2016 02:08 PM (1PU+m)

47 re 22: time for to Paul Ryan to take up the mantle of leadership and complain about Trump.

Posted by: Mallflower at May 12, 2016 02:08 PM (qSIlh)

48 story of oppression on Patreon and begs strangers for money.

Wait a minute, just how much $ are we talking here?

Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2016 02:08 PM (DL2i+)

49 I don't get it.

Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 12, 2016 02:09 PM (lpQSt)

50 Easily triggered= easily duped.

Bernie for the Win!

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at May 12, 2016 02:09 PM (3ZttN)

51

nice style
decent music

I like it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2016 02:09 PM (qCMvj)

52 "But the documents show that the company relies heavily on the
intervention of a small editorial team to determine what makes its
"trending module" headlines -- the list of news topics that shows up on
the side of the browser window on Facebook's desktop version. The
company backed away from a pure-algorithm approach in 2014 after
criticism that it had not included enough coverage of unrest in
Ferguson, Missouri, in users' feeds. The guidelines show human
intervention -- and therefore editorial decisions -- at almost every
stage of Facebook's trending news operation, a team that at one time was
as few as 12 people."

http://tinyurl.com/zfz7fqw

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 12, 2016 02:10 PM (UBzPO)

53 Damn it. I thought Patreon was tequila.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 12, 2016 02:10 PM (mcm0N)

54 Should perhaps I should try Patreon to see if they freak over me requesting monetary support for the sequel to a novel who's title sets GoFundMe's software into a tizzy?

https://www.gofundme.com/8k4zdgw9

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2016 02:10 PM (1PU+m)

55 I'm getting the vibe from some on here that they don't know the original song being parodied.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 12, 2016 02:11 PM (nhHaf)

56 Begging strangers for money doesn't bother me as much as the taking of strangers' money via the IRS.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 12, 2016 02:11 PM (Qvgg/)

57
If you've seen them all SJW have blue, pink or some other color dyed hair. You know, because they're rebels.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2016 02:03 PM (U+nHb)
---------------------

Yeah. DYED. Not died. Yul Brynner had hair to die.

Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 02:11 PM (pC96u)

58 These three simple tricks will make your news headline more interesting and attract more readers.





Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 12, 2016 02:11 PM (lpQSt)

59 I get the reference to Melissa Click. not bad. can't wait for his "Trump's the Man" song.

Posted by: Mallflower at May 12, 2016 02:11 PM (qSIlh)

60 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 12, 2016 02:11 PM (kff5f)

61 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 12, 2016 02:12 PM (kff5f)

62 Can I get a Patreon fund for an X box and Battlefield 1 ?

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at May 12, 2016 02:12 PM (ucB75)

63 This video is likely to start a demonstration that turns violent - better put the producer in jail.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 12, 2016 02:12 PM (Qvgg/)

64 Look at photos of young feminists - they die their hair pink or blue or
whatever along w/piercings, tats, yuuge clunky glasses, etc. It's quite a
look.

----

"Husband Repellent"

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 12, 2016 02:12 PM (UhRGU)

65 Should we get in on the racket?
Make a few $ or just take a few outta some hopefully starving artists pocket?

Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2016 02:12 PM (DL2i+)

66 Strangely enough I think they use *chalk* to get some of those colors in their hair.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 12, 2016 02:13 PM (mcm0N)

67 And (not related to this post or, indeed anything HQ specific) can someone send me a load of "fucks to give?" I seem to be all out.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 12, 2016 02:13 PM (kff5f)

68 Begging strangers for money doesn't bother me as much as the taking of strangers' money via the IRS.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada


Begging leaves them the option of giving. IRS takes.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 02:13 PM (Qq3ZN)

69 Damn it. I thought Patreon was tequila.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 12, 2016 02:10 PM


It'll be identifying as tequila on Friday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2016 02:13 PM (bzd8I)

70 re 55: fill us in, sill voo play

Posted by: Mallflower at May 12, 2016 02:13 PM (qSIlh)

71 I've been micro-aggressed by Ruger.

On two occassions, actually. First ... they released the LCR with a hammer AFTER I bought my hammerless model.

THEN ... adding insult to injury ... they only offer the 3" SP101 with a shitty integral rear sight.

This must be what Michelle Fields feels like.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2016 02:13 PM (+RTFM)

72 67 And (not related to this post or, indeed anything HQ specific) can someone send me a load of "fucks to give?" I seem to be all out.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 12, 2016 02:13 PM (kff5f)

---

Sorry.

Been out for some time now.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 12, 2016 02:13 PM (rlfds)

73 I prefer the definition below for the acronym of SJW:

Super Judgmental Weasel

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 12, 2016 02:14 PM (kXoT0)

74 AllenG!

Long time, no see pard.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 02:14 PM (pcyHg)

75 photos of young feminists - they die their hair pink or blue

They're ready for the back seat Mr. Humongous.

Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2016 02:14 PM (DL2i+)

76 71 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2016 02:13 PM (+RTFM)


ARM DRAG SUPLEX....

OH WHATTA MANOOVER

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:14 PM (g8Hfr)

77 Long time, no see pard.
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 02:14 PM (pcyHg)


Yeah... working-at-work. This week is a little weird: I actively have nothing to do at work. It'll change back to where the best I can do is lurk starting on Monday.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 12, 2016 02:15 PM (kff5f)

78 70 re 55: fill us in, sill voo play

**

Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Rest for the Wicked

Posted by: Azathoth at May 12, 2016 02:15 PM (nhHaf)

79 That is a TRUE work of art. Comforting the afflicted and afflicting the comfortable

Posted by: Persnickety at May 12, 2016 02:16 PM (j/YTu)

80 /takes notes for numbers for DUMBASS! The Musical

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 12, 2016 02:16 PM (9krrF)

81 71 - get to your safe space:

http://tinyurl.com/jp3lemr

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at May 12, 2016 02:16 PM (ucB75)

82 The House argued that Congress never specifically
appropriated that money and has denied the administration's request for
it. It says the administration is spending the money anyway, exceeding
its constitutional authority. The administration has said it is using
other, previously approved money.


Posted by: unlawful spending at May 12, 2016 02:06 PM (e8kgV)

using
other money... So the administration admitted to violating the antideficiency act.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 12, 2016 02:16 PM (iYTlX)

83
If you've seen them all SJW have blue, pink or some other color dyed hair. You know, because they're rebels.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2016 02:03 PM (U+nHb)


They all affect the same look - it's how they express their individuality!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 12, 2016 02:16 PM (oKE6c)

84 >>Begging strangers for money doesn't bother me as much as the taking of strangers' money via the IRS.

It's the two-step that is disgusting:

---first the make a big stink about something/someone being offensive (think GamerGate feminists bitching about gamers being misogynist), and then

--- people respond/push back --- again, they've instigated this --- they claim to be victims of harassment....needing money to protect themselves in some way (I lost my job! I had to move! and so on).


Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2016 02:16 PM (NOIQH)

85 Yeah... working-at-work. This week is a little
weird: I actively have nothing to do at work. It'll change back to
where the best I can do is lurk starting on Monday.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 12, 2016 02:15 PM (kff5f)

Enjoy the break!

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 02:16 PM (pcyHg)

86 Stop being triggered by typos,, folks! ;^) Ace corrected the typo. It now says "dye".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2016 02:17 PM (w4NZ8)

87 I ain't dying my hair pink.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:04 PM (g8Hfr)

When you leave this mortal coil, you are said to be dying.

When you are color fiber, wool, or hair, you are dyeing.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 12, 2016 02:17 PM (kXoT0)

88 Is this the thread where we get to make fun of people who take innocent words like "cuckhold" and turn them into something racist?

Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 02:17 PM (Zs4uk)

89 87 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 12, 2016 02:17 PM (kXoT0)


Pink hair makes it Dying Mrs McEvil...

D-A-I--e-n-g

Dying

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:18 PM (g8Hfr)

90 67 And (not related to this post or, indeed anything HQ specific) can someone send me a load of "fucks to give?" I seem to be all out.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at May 12, 2016 02:13 PM (kff5f)

---

Sorry.

Been out for some time now.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 12, 2016 02:13 PM (rlfds)

I ran out when they re-elected Bobo. Did not bother to restock.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 12, 2016 02:18 PM (kXoT0)

91 Is this the thread where we get to make fun of people who take innocent words like "cuckhold" and turn them into something racist?

Why not, every other thread is?

/starts throwing things

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 12, 2016 02:19 PM (9krrF)

92 88 Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 02:17 PM (Zs4uk)


It's a good word too very descriptive of a behavior that does make a good analogy for politics.

I also like calumny.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:19 PM (g8Hfr)

93 does anyone know what Presdent Obama gave to Micheal for Muther's day? We would really like to know what our Presdent of Color gave the Furst Laidy of Color on that day !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 12, 2016 02:20 PM (NuElX)

94 84 Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2016 02:16 PM (NOIQH)


Has TrigglyPuff gotten her bleg on?

I might send a penny like some did to Jharles Chonson

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:20 PM (g8Hfr)

95 This is really funny and the art is great!!! Need so much more of this on our side.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at May 12, 2016 02:20 PM (ePcUK)

96 I found it hard to dance to.

Posted by: American Bandstand at May 12, 2016 02:20 PM (aXKCe)

97 Pink hair makes it Dying Mrs McEvil...

D-A-I--e-n-g

Dying
Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:18 PM (g8Hfr

Nope, see Dictionary.com on dyeing vs dying

dyeing
noun
1.
process of coloring fibers, yarns, or fabrics.

dying

adjective
1.
ceasing to live; approaching death; expiring:
a dying man.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 12, 2016 02:21 PM (kXoT0)

98 WASHINGTON-/In one fell swoop Tuesday, Senate Democrats successfully blocked President Obama's trade legislation and handed him one of his biggest defeats in recent memory.

******

Buzzfeed

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 12, 2016 02:21 PM (mcm0N)

99 93 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 12, 2016 02:20 PM (NuElX)


You mean Mikhail "Michelle" "Worf" Obama?

Talking about "transitional regret" mary...

so are you feeling the Barn or H-Dawg 4 life?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:21 PM (g8Hfr)

100 81 ... Neat link. Thanks.

Always been a Remington 870 man myself - really like a simple pump action. The Mossberg 500s look good as well.

Have never owned a semi-auto shotgun. Might be fun.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2016 02:22 PM (+RTFM)

101 These fascists are taking full control of society, and doing so with impunity.

I doubt Western Civilization will survive.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2016 02:22 PM (vBeA5)

102 In one fell swoop Tuesday, Senate Democrats successfully blocked President Obama's trade legislation and handed him one of his biggest defeats in recent memory.

Trump's balls have coattails.

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2016 02:22 PM (2Ocf1)

103 97 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 12, 2016 02:21 PM (kXoT0)


Dying....

Sven has survived Black Hair, Purple Hair, his childhood blonde turning burnette hair...I am trying to survive my greying hair....

I will not survive Pink hair.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:23 PM (g8Hfr)

104 Needs more Cow bell.

Posted by: TrigglyPuff at May 12, 2016 02:23 PM (gs8be)

105 re 94: bleg?
is that like the Andrea Dworkin size overalls?
small, medium, large, xtra-large, bleg?

Posted by: Mallflower at May 12, 2016 02:23 PM (qSIlh)

106 100 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2016 02:22 PM (+RTFM)


Consider a Browning Auto-5 as a project trench gun...they saw limited use in the Russian Polar Bear forces we sent as Tsraist Russia became Soviet Russia.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:24 PM (g8Hfr)

107 re 104: and less cow.

Posted by: Mallflower at May 12, 2016 02:24 PM (qSIlh)

108 AllenG, will this work instead?

https://youtu.be/o40fwZgSFPI

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2016 02:24 PM (1PU+m)

109 "House Republicans who brought the politically charged legal challenge in an effort to undermine the law."


Excellent example of the distortion that infests almost literally every sentence of "news" coverage. WTF is a "politically charged legal challenge"? Is it a valid challenge or not? Yep, it is (and obviously so). It is "undermining" a law to ensure that it is implemented properly, in accord with its own language and long-standing unquestioned principles of appropriation by Congress?


Utter nonsense.


And this in the AP - the lifeblood of most "news" that misinforms the electorate.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2016 02:25 PM (QDnY+)

110 105 Posted by: Mallflower at May 12, 2016 02:23 PM (qSIlh)


Bleg=s Blog and Beg....

but yeah essentially it is "I am so good at this I needz scratch"

I can respect it if it is not as over the top as the Crybullies get.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:25 PM (g8Hfr)

111 I will not survive Pink hair.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:23 PM (g8Hfr)

What, not gonna be Pretty In Pink?

I still remember the gush of the media when Hillary! donned her little pink suit and lied her @ss off to Congress.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 12, 2016 02:25 PM (kXoT0)

112 Why didn't someone tell us about this Patreon website earlier?

I've been trying to figure out how I can turn my interpretive dance that shows how liberalism sucks (but not in a good way like when you're getting a blowjob) into a lot of money.

I would like to bring a dance troupe to college campuses across the country with this message, but I'm going to need about $50K per month.

Patreon looks like the answer.

Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 02:25 PM (Zs4uk)

113 Have never owned a semi-auto shotgun. Might be fun.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2016 02:22 PM (+RTFM)

Tough to beat an 870.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 02:25 PM (pcyHg)

114 111 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 12, 2016 02:25 PM (kXoT0)


Heh I wore Pink once when I went to 5th grade in drag to speak as Margaret Thatcher...

I was a fun student I'd wager.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:27 PM (g8Hfr)

115 >>Has TrigglyPuff gotten her bleg on?


Only seen a friend play the victim card on her behalf, and she's
demanding that the university punish the person who recorded
trigglypuff and put it on the internet. And also, that someone tagging a comment she made on the website for the Milo speech (i.e. noticing she posted some heckling online) was libel. They're always the victim, you see, even when they attend an event for the express purpose of disrupting it.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hms3wnx

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2016 02:27 PM (NOIQH)

116 Tough to beat an 870.


Posted by: Sixkiller

Ahem.

Posted by: Mossberg 500/590 at May 12, 2016 02:27 PM (aXKCe)

117 106 No love for the Ithaca 37?

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2016 02:27 PM (6xtq3)

118 113 Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 02:25 PM (pcyHg)


I had a nice Indiana Prison remmy stolen.

Wife wanted a Winchester Super X Pump Defender as replacement...

it's a nice shotgun too.

I always preferred the Ithaca 37 though.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:28 PM (g8Hfr)

119 Shit never mind--someone is making this comment about the Buzzfeed article at reddit:

potatojoe88 35 minutes ago
Is the date wrong or is this exactly a year old?
EDIT, yeah looks like this is old. This was for fast track which was ultimately passed after some dealing.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 12, 2016 02:28 PM (mcm0N)

120 re 110: I know, just trying to be funny while trying to look like I'm working. They no longer think I'm busy when I'm fixing unbent paper clips.

Posted by: Mallflower at May 12, 2016 02:28 PM (qSIlh)

121 I would like to bring a dance troupe to college campuses across the country with this message, but I'm going to need about $50K per month.

It used to be the traveling dance troupes would get paid at each stop, and when I mean "get paid" I mean "loot and plunder", and by "traveling dance troupes" I mean "bloodthirsty packs of raiders".

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 12, 2016 02:28 PM (9krrF)

122 115 Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2016 02:27 PM (NOIQH)


Thanks for the update....we should keep her a star.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:29 PM (g8Hfr)

123 Salon. There's a link at Newsbusters (I'm too lazy to link here) to an article at that rag that orcas and caribou are able to abort their young...just like humans!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2016 02:29 PM (1ZOkK)

124 67
And (not related to this post or, indeed anything HQ specific) can
someone send me a load of "fucks to give?" I seem to be all out.

I think you can get those on Amazon

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 12, 2016 02:29 PM (QM5S2)

125 Do ISIL give "trigger warnings" ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 12, 2016 02:29 PM (e8kgV)

126 117 Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2016 02:27 PM (6xtq3)


A weasel of impeccable taste obviously.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:29 PM (g8Hfr)

127 Posted by: Mossberg 500/590 at May 12, 2016 02:27 PM (aXKCe)


*cough* You do know you're making "smart guns" now, don't you? *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2016 02:30 PM (1ZOkK)

128 "It used to be the traveling dance troupes would get paid at each stop, and when I mean "get paid" I mean "loot and plunder", and by "traveling dance troupes" I mean "bloodthirsty packs of raiders"."

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 12, 2016 02:28 PM (9krrF)


It's helpful funding tips like this that prove the ingenuity and inventiveness of the Horde.

Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 02:31 PM (Zs4uk)

129 126 Why thank you, sir. And you too obviously. I think the Ithaca is what I'm going to grab when the Burning Times arrive.

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2016 02:31 PM (6xtq3)

130 Shotguns - got a 500 - in fact, in a few minutes gonna go replace the little brass bead sight on the long barrel (I have the version that comes with the 18.5" and 28" inch barrels, and highly recommend it, nice versatility in one platform) - note to others with this barrel, the little sights can work themselves lose and fly away.


I'm gonna put a dab of lock-tite (the "breakable" one, not the permanent one, forget which one is blue or red) on the threads to avoid a repetition.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2016 02:31 PM (QDnY+)

131 127 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2016 02:30 PM (1ZOkK)


Yup...it made wife reconsider her desire to purchase a .308 MVP predator...

we don't like it when companies go Feral enabling...

Took us 20 years to forgive Smith and Wesson.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:32 PM (g8Hfr)

132 I'd share this on facebook, except, well... I'll probably end up getting fired from my job if I do.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 12, 2016 02:33 PM (KUaJL)

133 Somebody pass this kitteh to HR next time you see her

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/Meine.htm

Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2016 02:33 PM (DL2i+)

134 Always heard good things from people who owned an Ithica. Same from Savage long gun owners.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2016 02:33 PM (+RTFM)

135 88 Is this the thread where we get to make fun of people who take innocent words like "cuckhold" and turn them into something racist?

Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 02:17 PM (Zs4uk)
------------------
The word is cuckold.
When certain groups popularize and explicitly politicize a word that is rarely used in normal discourse, usage of that word and it's new abbreviated form ("cuck") identifies the user with...certain groups.

Of course, if you are using it in the traditional sense, it has no political meaning. Using it (or defending the use of it) as a political word suggests ....something.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 12, 2016 02:33 PM (T/5A0)

136 Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be dumbfucks
Don't let 'em go lesbo, or dye their hair pink
Teach 'em to show common sense when they think

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be dumbfucks
They'll snarl and they'll shout and when told no they'll pout
No matter how silly it is

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 12, 2016 02:33 PM (9krrF)

137 Sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Poke, poke, poke the bear,
Angrily while he sleeps,
Sooner or later, later or sooner,
He's gonna eat your peeps.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2016 02:33 PM (2PHKP)

138 WTF is a "politically charged legal challenge"?

***********

According to the uneducated media's opinion, and by their standards--which is the dominant ruling metric of the land.

Well if it was --so politically charged---wouldn't the judges dismiss it as a "political question "?

However, it appears they did not. They took the case, they found that it had standing--and they made a ruling.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 12, 2016 02:34 PM (mcm0N)

139 129 Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2016 02:31 PM (6xtq3)


It is hard to beat a pre-64 Ithaca 37 police model.

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG

If there's something left in a room after that...it deserves to win.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:34 PM (g8Hfr)

140 Have an earschplittenloudenboomer moving in. May have to bail here shortly.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 02:34 PM (vvmPQ)

141 I have a 500 with a pistol grip and breaching attachment on the muzzle. In case I need to breach a door in a riot. Or something.

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2016 02:34 PM (6xtq3)

142 nood

Posted by: nckate at May 12, 2016 02:34 PM (bi3cd)

143 I think some of our horde writers are on Patreon so it's not all SJWs.

Which lets me plug my blog's horde writer list again:
(Link in nic, under menu Lists /AoSHQ)

Posted by: @votermom at May 12, 2016 02:35 PM (7lVbc)

144 Have an earschplittenloudenboomer moving in. May have to bail here shortly.

Just so it isn't a windywhirlyflyinghousen. Those are ugly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 12, 2016 02:35 PM (9krrF)

145 If you like the Model 870 pump, you will like the model 1100 semi-auto. I have both. The only problem with the 870 which I inherited is that it is a 16 gage which I don't know if I can buy shells for.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 02:35 PM (vvmPQ)

146 139 It's a handsome weapon, that's for sure. People ought to be proud to get shot with one.

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2016 02:36 PM (6xtq3)

147 Salon. There's a link at Newsbusters (I'm too lazy to link here) to an article at that rag that orcas and caribou are able to abort their young...just like humans!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2016 02:29 PM (1ZOkK)

And male lions and guppies eat their offspring sometimes.

The Left, born without the gene that allows a person to make logical comparisons.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 12, 2016 02:36 PM (8cSVB)

148 135 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 12, 2016 02:33 PM (T/5A0)


Offering sexual congress with your most cherished is a rather precise descriptive metaphor for what many feel WRT GOP border policy.

They value borders/rule of law like their wife as party members and the GOP cuckold all-stars have a webcam and a grin watching Donks debauch the policy and border.

As a matter of fact I bet Ryan wears a lampshade.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 12, 2016 02:36 PM (g8Hfr)

149 He has two other videos with the same theme.

http://youtu.be/KmkXCsqJee0

http://youtu.be/5MGhgGDhnWg

Posted by: elfletcho at May 12, 2016 02:36 PM (i1zhi)

150 WTF is a "politically charged legal challenge"?

----

Definition:

Republicans expressing even the mildest of criticisms of abysmally bad legislation, like say, Ocare.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at May 12, 2016 02:36 PM (kXoT0)

151 Burnt Toast - yep, the Anti-Deficiency Act - the oddly named law that basically implements the constitutional power of Congress to control spending.


Ain't gonna happen, but would be hilarious to see this case move up the chain so that Roberts can once again tear up a fundamental (and common-sensical) area of constitutional law and just make up s**t to replace it. One wonders whether even something as basic and astonishing as a gutting of the Anti-Deficiency Act would elicit a response from the legislative branch.


My guess - not much would happen. And then the essential abolition of Congress in its constitutional role would be complete. In a formal sense. The CR/omnibus + ludicrous "shut-down" kabuki have already created this situation, de facto.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2016 02:37 PM (QDnY+)

152 Mickey Rooney: "It's awful--we need to raise some money, Judy!"

Judy Garland: "I know-we'll put on a show and help those Pearl Harbor victims!"

Mickey: "'Pearl Harbor'? No, Judy--Rachel Dolezal is out of bronzer and Jheri curl!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 12, 2016 02:38 PM (Ndje9)

153 Can't wait to get home and tell wife I need to buy another gun.

She's going to be so proud.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2016 02:39 PM (+RTFM)

154 Go buy two Winchester pump shotguns for the price of one Remington 870.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 12, 2016 02:40 PM (8cSVB)

155 I was the first to be "Trigger-ed"!

Posted by: Roy Rogers at May 12, 2016 02:40 PM (uk/oG)

156 If you like the Model 870 pump, you will like the model 1100 semi-auto. I have both. The only problem with the 870 which I inherited is that it is a 16 gage which I don't know if I can buy shells for.



16 gauge? You should be able to.
1100? Make sure they stay clean.
Buddy had one, pin slipped inside = full auto.
If I hadn't seen it and had it ruined our day of hunting, I wouldn't have believed it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 02:40 PM (Qq3ZN)

157 Love it!

Posted by: Hamilton at May 12, 2016 02:42 PM (TlNDs)

158 145
If you like the Model 870 pump, you will like the model 1100 semi-auto. I
have both. The only problem with the 870 which I inherited is that it
is a 16 gage which I don't know if I can buy shells for.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 02:35 PM (vvmPQ)

My Dad had a Model 1100. Very nice. Something about a pump action though, at least for me. I've always had a 12 gauge...also have a 20 gauge. The 870's have always felt like they were custom designed for me.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 02:46 PM (pcyHg)

159 It's should be understood by everyone by now that millennials/SJW's/whatever you want to call them aren't actually offended or triggered by anything, right? Rather, they have exploited the profitability of victimhood and, to a slightly lesser extent, enjoy a deranged sociopathic satisfaction derived from perceived retribution from ruining a stranger's life. What we are experiencing is Social Darwinism in reverse wherein society's losers and inferiors have united collectively to achieve their individual ends. It's much like a toddler hysterically crying "it's not fair" until he/she gets what it wants or a woman crying at a traffic stop to get out of a speeding ticket - but in broad cultural context.

Humans find solace in collective failure. When I failed a geometry exam in 10th grade, my initial feelings were of shame and embarrassment because I didn't study or pay attention in class - perhaps I didn't have the brains to pass this particular test. But then I asked a friend how he did - he also failed. Another friend failed. The shame lifted and we bonded over our collective failure. Then the conversation turned to how unfair the test was and how poor the teacher is. We shifted responsibility from ourselves to the education system. Then we learned more people failed and the class pressured the teacher to lower the standards and grade on a curve for the next test. This is an innocuous example of have SJW's succeed on a grand scale.

Stop mocking these people for being delicate snowflakes - they aren't, they have you wrapped around their finger. They expertly performing the sociopathic manipulation of others' good will to escape responsibility, judgement, accountability, achievement standards etc.

Posted by: mike at May 12, 2016 02:55 PM (YMpXZ)

160 Burn it down, scatter the snowflakes and salt my corn.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2016 03:04 PM (3myMJ)

161 $50 says Cage the Elephant spokesdorks will be loudly and ostentatiously complaining about this any second now due to its melodic resemblance to their (very cool) song "In One Ear".

Posted by: md at May 12, 2016 03:40 PM (uKJIC)

162 LOL shitlord.

Posted by: 0302 at May 12, 2016 10:20 PM (hDDgx)

163 Hilarious!!!

Posted by: FLOYd Alsbach at May 13, 2016 07:12 AM (b0nI/)

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