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End Game? FoxNews Calls Indiana For Trump

Open primaries, yo-- catch the fever.

Decision Desk will have the results early, most likely.

I'm knocking off. Insomnia again. And I'm trying to reduce caffeine intake to not get insomnia tonight. (Try reducing caffeine when you didn't sleep well -- not terrific! Really not good! In all fairness, I must say -- it's terrible!)

I assume that in a short period of time, some of us will be happy, and some of us will be very resigned and not terrific at all.

Sad! Megyn Kelly is a common whore!

Yeah I'm Out:


Well, a lot of the party has chosen a go it alone, we don't need you anyway strategy.

Good luck!

Posted by: Ace at 07:12 PM




Comments

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1 maybe it's a tumor




Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 03, 2016 05:52 PM (Z/X+D)

2 Ace, I hope you sleep. Do you exercise?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 03, 2016 05:52 PM (+eR2D)

3 Did you try the stuff they advertise with words that look like cats, or a pint of bourbon?

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2016 05:54 PM (DL2i+)

4 So, tonight is Americas last best hope against the oncoming rule of President Hillary.

I'm drinking heavily.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at May 03, 2016 05:54 PM (KdPei)

5 so we choose between a psychotic criminal crazy-bitch and a wealthy turbulent real estate mogul who's always been sorta interested in politics


I love 2016; I really do

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 03, 2016 05:55 PM (Z/X+D)

6 ace drink decaf sleepy time tea and eat dried cherries.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 03, 2016 05:55 PM (6qmBU)

7 I think at this point we all just need to accept the wisdom of the Indiana voters.

*grinning*

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 03, 2016 05:55 PM (R+30W)

8 T10

Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2016 05:55 PM (e3bId)

9 Ace, I bought the 1/2 caffeine coffee yesterday, blech. I was drinking 7 cups of ethyl, had 6 of the sorta-coffee this morning. Survived, but it was close.

I usually run 3 cups of water through the old ground around Noon too. I like coffee.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2016 05:55 PM (3myMJ)

10 eliminaTED
defeaTED

need I go on?

Posted by: that guy at May 03, 2016 05:55 PM (Dyl6H)

11 Can we go back to the fake hat crimes?


#blacktrigglypufflivesmatter

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2016 05:56 PM (ptqRm)

12 Sad! Megyn Kelly is a common whore!
Posted by: Ace at 05:53 PM

Well now!
If I start saving now, maybe by my birthday I .....

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 03, 2016 05:56 PM (kKHcp)

13 Sorry to go OT so quickly but I have horrible insomnia and the only thing that seems to work is the cheap Costco sleep aid; one little blue pill every night. I'm reasonably healthy and exercise almost daily but the brain just doesn't want to shut off on its own. Sigh.

Posted by: IC at May 03, 2016 05:56 PM (Ux3zV)

14 Insomnia means you're coming into money.

Wait. I think that's itchy palms.

Carry on then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 03, 2016 05:56 PM (Gq5Jb)

15 Remember, when the aliens attack, we'll all be on the same side.

Posted by: brak at May 03, 2016 05:56 PM (MJuTN)

16 Try Sleepytime tea.It tastes good and it actually works quite well.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2016 05:56 PM (B48dK)

17 I try no caffeine after work, it has helped.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 05:56 PM (PFZvJ)

18 need I go on?

Not really; It's kind of a bore, IMO.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2016 05:57 PM (w4NZ8)

19 I do the herbal tea in the evening as well

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 05:57 PM (PFZvJ)

20 Did we have paramilitary dressed guys with berets and police batons at the polling locations?

Cause that would bring back memories.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2016 05:58 PM (3myMJ)

21 Just a comment block?

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 05:58 PM (PFZvJ)

22 Indiana wants me. Lord I can't go back there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 03, 2016 05:58 PM (Gq5Jb)

23 Camomile tea. Seriously.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2016 05:58 PM (S/1cF)

24 Remember, when the aliens attack, we'll all be on the same side.
Posted by: brak at May 03, 2016 05:56 PM (MJuTN)

Not necessarily. If I see an alien killing a liberal, I'll gladly hold off on returning fire for a few seconds.

Posted by: Blano at May 03, 2016 05:58 PM (NHQQx)

25 Hmmm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 03, 2016 05:58 PM (Gq5Jb)

26 Ah, a secret thread or a computer change

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 05:58 PM (PFZvJ)

27 April, 2016: There's no way Donald Trump gets the nomination.

October, 2016: There's no way Donald Trump gets elected.

August, 2017: There's no way President Trump fires off all those nukes.

February, 2021: There's no way I let those damn dirty apes put their hands on me.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 03, 2016 05:59 PM (iIzG7)

28 Still locked in limbo

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 05:59 PM (PFZvJ)

29 crazy that test

Posted by: John at May 03, 2016 05:59 PM (Gjh4J)

30 It's over. OVER.

Posted by: Vinylman at May 03, 2016 05:59 PM (7hnKI)

Posted by: Vinylman at May 03, 2016 06:00 PM (7hnKI)

32 I'm cracking myself up here, see if we're back on line now.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 06:00 PM (PFZvJ)

33 Sad! Megyn Kelly is a common whore!.......................She's a Digme."Digme! Digme!"

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2016 06:01 PM (HgMAr)

34 A secret thread that you can't see any comments

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 06:01 PM (PFZvJ)

35 "...a common whore."
So many ways to go with this.

There's the Die Hard way...
I'm an exceptional whore.

I'll let you folks have the rest though my favorite term (sorry, don't know who to credit) is presstitute.

Posted by: teej at May 03, 2016 06:02 PM (0RM+L)

36 Tonight the primary battle will be over.

We can move past the acrimony and hostility and focus on building a New Republican Party that can offer a real governing agenda and act as a true oppositonal party and not be merely an appendage of the entrenched ruling Democrat Party or not.

A hand is being extended in friendship and brotherhood all that is required is that you take it.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2016 06:02 PM (M+Oml)

37 Okay. Where stuff happened upon hitting post.

Posted by: teej at May 03, 2016 06:03 PM (0RM+L)

38 How about now?

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 06:05 PM (PFZvJ)

39 I've broken AoSHq

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 06:05 PM (PFZvJ)

40 Are we live yet?

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 06:10 PM (PFZvJ)

41 Let's see if we're on now

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 06:13 PM (PFZvJ)

42 I'm dieing to see if these show up somewhere

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 06:19 PM (PFZvJ)

43 Anyone out there?

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 06:34 PM (PFZvJ)

44 It's baaaackkkk!

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2016 07:05 PM (B48dK)

45 It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 03, 2016 07:06 PM (+eR2D)

46 I was going to skip drinking tonight, but between the day I had at work today and politics....well that plan went into the shitter.

Maybe tomorrow.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 03, 2016 07:07 PM (+eR2D)

47 It's deja vu all over again!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 03, 2016 07:07 PM (YFFpo)

48 Good Night, Ace!

Posted by: Carol at May 03, 2016 07:07 PM (sj3Ax)

49 love watching the bubble media "walleyed" over Trump.

Posted by: redenzo at May 03, 2016 07:07 PM (WCnJW)

50 Is liver failure a peaceful way to die?

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2016 07:07 PM (B48dK)

51 If'n megan kelly is a common whore, something something I've been doing it wrong!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2016 07:08 PM (OcD4G)

52 The Raptors beat them in seven on Sunday so isn't this thread a little bit late?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2016 07:08 PM (f4AGl)

53 got my meat ax ready for Hilly.

Posted by: trump at May 03, 2016 07:08 PM (WCnJW)

54 Welp. There goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2016 07:09 PM (ef6pV)

55 >>Is liver failure a peaceful way to die?


Gotta be better than Bear Rape.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at May 03, 2016 07:09 PM (vhmHt)

56 The Republican Party has left me, I wish them luck...they'll need it.

Posted by: Stosh at May 03, 2016 07:09 PM (bVP4o)

57 La commedia est finita.

Posted by: The Fat Lady at May 03, 2016 07:09 PM (FohCt)

58 We hate Trump because Trump does not supports Presdent Obama's policies too help persons of color .

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 03, 2016 07:09 PM (NuElX)

59 President Hillary Rodent Clinton. Thanks Trump idiots , you got your wish,"Burn it down".

Posted by: Gene Kelly at May 03, 2016 07:09 PM (xZc4z)

60 Aleve pm. Knocks me out like a light.

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at May 03, 2016 07:10 PM (ucB75)

61 The time for wild-ass prognostications is nearly nigh.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy's Foreskin at May 03, 2016 07:10 PM (mBYZv)

62 ZzzzzQuil!!!!!

ace it works great, man!

Try it!!!!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 03, 2016 07:11 PM (nhHPu)

63 I thought he had to get California first before it was "over."

Posted by: Alana at May 03, 2016 07:11 PM (W58Yj)

64 Alright. Trumps the guy now. I hope Kari et al were right about him. He's now the only thing standing between us and President Clinton.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2016 07:12 PM (ef6pV)

65 I thought he had to get California first before it was "over."

No. California, then much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Then it's 'over.'

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy's Foreskin at May 03, 2016 07:12 PM (mBYZv)

66 You all Suck Meat Twang for not supporting me and Carley Purina !!!!! When Trump is President don't blame me for all the good things he will do people....... Oh well back to Cuba and Uncle Fidel ./..........

Posted by: Ted Cruise at May 03, 2016 07:12 PM (NuElX)

67 FenelonSpoke

How did your son's trip to Europe go?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2016 07:13 PM (u82oZ)

68 64 Alright. Trumps the guy now. I hope Kari et al were right about him. He's now the only thing standing between us and President Clinton.

Oh, that's a comforting thought...

Posted by: donna at May 03, 2016 07:14 PM (O2RFr)

69 Voted for Ted today. Just not enough company.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 03, 2016 07:14 PM (k4M/B)

70 Oh, you log cabin republicans are welcome in the tent. Just push the older white guys aside. Whats that you say? Is there room for the trade union guys . Yeah. OK.

Hey, Corey, we're going to need a bigger tent.

Posted by: trump at May 03, 2016 07:14 PM (WCnJW)

71 "We can move past the acrimony and hostility and focus on building a New Republican Party that can offer a real governing agenda and act as a true oppositonal party and not be merely an appendage of the entrenched ruling Democrat Party or not.

A hand is being extended in friendship and brotherhood all that is required is that you take it.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2016 06:02 PM (M+Oml)"

The question is who is going to lead it. Now that GOP votes want a Democrat as a nominee to face off with a Democrat, we'll need someone who is not a Democrat, for starters.

Posted by: Patrick Henry, the 2nd at May 03, 2016 07:15 PM (jTy8z)

72 New thread come pre-stocked with comments.....



Kool

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2016 07:15 PM (ptqRm)

73 I just had this disconcerting moment of clarity where I realized that I have no fucking clue what a President Trump would do when he took office.....


I suspect that thought will occur to him as well....but he's so fucking stupid it'll happen right after he takes the fucking Oath of Office.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 03, 2016 07:15 PM (nhHPu)

74 Megyn Kelly is expensive. Ask FOX.

Posted by: huh? at May 03, 2016 07:15 PM (CRXed)

75 Sanity took its last breath at 7:00 Eastern.

Guns and Ammo will be worth more than gold in 2 years. Will be fun to buy them exclusively on the black market after the court makes them illegal.

It's ok, Clinton/Schumer Amnesty will protect the D voting majority for a while too.

Posted by: Doc at May 03, 2016 07:15 PM (Vgl4t)

76 i've tried zzzquil and the like. they work, but then i'm drugged out and stupid the next day. it's a pick-your-poison situation.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:15 PM (dciA+)

77 (Try reducing caffeine when you didn't sleep well -- not terrific! Really not good! In all fairness, I must say -- it's terrible!)

I have never found caffeine to be that sort of a "drug". I drink coffee right before I go to sleep and I can go without coffee without any thought. And I have a very addictive/habituating personality.

I file all the caffeine talk along with the claims about "sugar rushes" and the mythical "runner's high".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2016 07:15 PM (zc3Db)

78 74 I just had this disconcerting moment of clarity where I realized that I have no fucking clue what a President Trump would do when he took office.....


I suspect that thought will occur to him as well....but he's so fucking stupid it'll happen right after he takes the fucking Oath of Office.

I don't think You have to worry about that...

Posted by: donna at May 03, 2016 07:16 PM (O2RFr)

79 77How about Sleepytime tea?

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2016 07:16 PM (B48dK)

80 Insomnia:

I'm taking 5 mg of citalopram, an anti-anxiety med for
hyperventilation syndrome, and as a nice side benefit I'm sleeping much
easier. Slows down my breathing.

Other tips:

- Never sleep between 11am -- 11pm.
- Tai Chi Chih
- Hump 'ur pillow (but that's all!).

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 03, 2016 07:17 PM (Uy6ri)

81 So very very boned.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at May 03, 2016 07:17 PM (rwI+c)

82 If you quit caffeine and nicotine at the same time, you'll have no problem with the concept of napping.

Try not to eat too much, though.

Posted by: Fritz at May 03, 2016 07:17 PM (f40FU)

83 "but then i'm drugged out and stupid the next day."

Set of falsies, a blond wig, short skirt.




No-one will think anything is wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2016 07:17 PM (ptqRm)

84 Melatonin.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy's Foreskin at May 03, 2016 07:17 PM (mBYZv)

85 Looks like the Cruz-Kasich detente didn't quite work out as planned.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 03, 2016 07:17 PM (vRKfn)

86 So damned angry and depressed.

We are a stupid, fucking country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:18 PM (FsuaD)

87 This thread is weird. Is it live? Does anyone know what time it is?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 03, 2016 07:18 PM (dFi94)

88 How about Sleepytime tea?

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2016 07:16 PM (B48dK)

That has valarium, at least the "extra" variety. Don't know about others, but that stuff gives me the fidgets.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 03, 2016 07:18 PM (Uy6ri)

89 Well I am done with the News for tonight. I am watching something even more Depressing: The Yankee Game

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:18 PM (V/InG)

90 77 i've tried zzzquil and the like. they work, but then i'm drugged out and stupid the next day. it's a pick-your-poison situation.


Ah, that's too bad that happens to you with it..... I DO try to get 7 hours sleep when I take it, maybe that's why I don't feel bad when I get up.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 03, 2016 07:19 PM (nhHPu)

91 This is a disaster.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at May 03, 2016 07:19 PM (S8W0R)

92 I think it was Coulter who first voiced the idea that a lot of the social conservatives, particularly southerners, support Trump b/c they have been so beaten down and scapegoated by the left during the Obama years that they just want a strong man who will protect them and fight for them - even if he doesn't actually believe what they do.

Cruz may agree with them politically, but they are so desperate for a reprieve from the left that they went with Trump seeing him as a big enough bully to bully the left on their behalf instead of the True Conservative (TM) Ted Cruz. Either that of the Scott Adams persuasion thing.

I for one welcome our new Trump Overlord.

Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 03, 2016 07:19 PM (ab2et)

93 Does anyone know what time it is?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 03, 2016 07:18 PM (dFi94)


It was 7:18 PM when you asked.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2016 07:19 PM (zc3Db)

94 Remember, when the aliens attack, we'll all be on the same side.

I'm be helping them round you guys up to labor as thralls in their underground sugar caves.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at May 03, 2016 07:19 PM (rwI+c)

95 Looks like the Cruz-Kasich detente didn't quite work out as planned.

With the numbers currently on Decision Desk, it wasn't going to make a difference anyway.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy's Foreskin at May 03, 2016 07:19 PM (mBYZv)

96 It is now at the strike of the chime "You goddamn Trumpkins" O'clock....


*ding*

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:20 PM (g8Hfr)

97 I don't think You have to worry about that...
Posted by: donna at May 03, 2016 07:16 PM (O2RFr)


You're probably right.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 03, 2016 07:20 PM (nhHPu)

98 Remember, when the aliens attack, we'll all be on the same side.


Doubt it, the Dems are on the Aliens side

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:20 PM (V/InG)

99 Listening to trumpkins explain their "brilliance"... Eh, maybe I was wrong about eugenics.

Posted by: Phil at May 03, 2016 07:20 PM (8aaPr)

100 Ace a buddy of mine had bad insomnia - zinc supplements helped him a lot. Although he's a pretty serious weightlifter so it may have had something to do with that

Posted by: Phone of kari at May 03, 2016 07:20 PM (4VW10)

101 Willowed

can't fall asleep

Is your mind too busy to shut off, Ace? Worries?

Mrs928 can't turn her mind off to sleep, but she's a worrier. Me, sleep is an escape from worry.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reposts, for Great Justice at May 03, 2016 07:21 PM (rwI+c)

102 "I have no fucking clue what a President Trump would do"

Same thing he is doing now. He is mind fucking everyone.

Watch the movie "Being There".

Or Semi-Tough (Bert Convy's part).

Posted by: huh? at May 03, 2016 07:21 PM (CRXed)

103 A lot of insomnia is caused by depression. A low dose of anti-depressant (like Wellbutrin) will have little mood effect, but will cure insomnia right up.

Posted by: wooga at May 03, 2016 07:21 PM (VgC/t)

104 Eat a big jar of sauerkraut, be sure to drink the juice. Fix ya right up, that will.

Posted by: Ti at May 03, 2016 07:21 PM (cJDvr)

105 Hey Ace,

I've had trouble with sleeplessness due to work related stress and staying up watching the news too late.

I've tried GABA, an amino acid last couple of nights. Works well, I've had two nights of good hard sleep.

Makes me feel slightly groggy in the a.m. though. (ymmv)

Posted by: Willy at May 03, 2016 07:21 PM (Ffw22)

106 Gosh, I was sure that the Ted Cruz master plan would work.

(a) Continuing to allow the batshit insane Glenn Beck to serve as a campaign trail surrogate and to call for things like mass fasts,

(b) Striking a collaborative "deal" with the completely untrustworthy John Kasich, upon which Kasich contemptuously reneged within 72 hours,

and, the masterstroke of masterstrokes,

(c) Announcing Carly Fiasco-RINO, the layoff queen, as his VP candidate, at a time when economic and job uncertainty is absolutely rife in the electorate.

What could possibly have gone wrong? The plan was sheer genius!

Posted by: torquewrench at May 03, 2016 07:21 PM (noWW6)

107 I have a really bad stomach ache. I don't know if it's my dinner or if it's Trump. I'm calling it for Trump. What a country.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 03, 2016 07:21 PM (dFi94)

108 Just as I said. It has happened to me before.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:22 PM (PFZvJ)

109 See if this posts

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:22 PM (PFZvJ)

110 103 Posted by: huh? at May 03, 2016 07:21 PM (CRXed)


I am pissing myself and I love it!

//Some Blonde Bimbette while Burt is pissing into a flask.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:22 PM (g8Hfr)

111 It's stress possibly that is causing your insomnia.

Historic times, oy.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 03, 2016 07:22 PM (mcm0N)

112 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ah. that helped I feel mu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ch better now. The half life of that new bottle of cheap rum will be measured in minutes

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2016 07:22 PM (AfNGb)

113 The worst part is the Hillary can't even close out the socialist. Even with the media declaring her the presumptive nominee from the start, but especially the last week, she's up by about 1,000 votes right now in IN.

She's such a weak, pathetic candidate. And she's more likely to kick Trumps brains in than to barely beat him, let alone lose.

I think 1996 is the correlation map right now. But it may be worse.

Posted by: Doc at May 03, 2016 07:22 PM (Vgl4t)

114 I've got a delicious cream cheese pound cake in the oven. The house smells wonderful.

So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:22 PM (FsuaD)

115 110 was on the only comment block, then it went right to this thread.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:23 PM (PFZvJ)

116 Posted time just 4 minutes off from EST here, grammie winger. And maybe the 4 minute delay is to beep-out the swearing like when Richard Pryor was on SNL?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2016 07:23 PM (f4AGl)

117 Not necessarily. If I see an alien killing a liberal, I'll gladly hold off on returning fire for a few seconds.
Posted by: Blano at May 03, 2016 05:58 PM (NHQQx)


What fire is there to return when the alien shoots a liberal?

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 07:23 PM (uURQL)

118 "You done goofed!"
- how I feel now that Trump is inevitable

Posted by: wooga at May 03, 2016 07:23 PM (VgC/t)

119 If Ace gains 300 pounds, he can just rock himself to sleep trying to get up.


Posted by: Trigglypuff's Feed Bag at May 03, 2016 07:23 PM (CUk0C)

120 What planet have you been on for the past 6 months? Any other outcome aside from a Trump victory has long since been precluded.

Posted by: Fioreena at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (p0bRw)

121 I've been sleeping really well for the most part.Last night I went to bed early because I was tired.Woke up at 3:45 AM and heard rain,for some reason became convinced I left the shower on.Wide awake for most of the rest of the night.Of course once I start flapping aroud the kitteh thinks it's play time.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (B48dK)

122 The call for unity is hilarious right now. Trump voters made this bed, live with it.

Posted by: spypeach at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (nyYhO)

123 Orange is the new 'tard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (FsuaD)

124 Jane D'oh you might want to put that in the open window to cool quicker as I can't smell it yet

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (PFZvJ)

125 from the last thread

422: Trump will not win New York, I would eat my hat if he does.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:19 PM (PFZvJ)

---
you can weave one out of bacon

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (WhYLb)

126 Who the hell hasn't had insomnia lately?

I don't even have to talk to Drew M.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (mcm0N)

127 Dear Fox News; an old Chinese maxim says, "Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it."
Enjoy!
Now all the Fox stockholders can ask why Roger Aisles tanked his networks ratings (and ad revenues) to help Trump. Hope they whip up a lawsuit.
I know that Ace hates a conspiracy theory but I have to wonder if the Orange-man promised Dodgy Roger that he would squash A-La-Carte Cable reform.

Posted by: Trumplethinskin at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (VDovR)

128 120 Posted by: Trigglypuff's Feed Bag at May 03, 2016 07:23 PM (CUk0C)


The "Jazz Flautist" diet plan....

//Little Gremlins Flailing

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (g8Hfr)

129 insomnia

melatonin (which is illegal in some countries, nut meg is too)

Chamomile Tea

Posted by: huh? at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (CRXed)

130 Watch the movie "Being There".

Not even relevant. And that movie (and story) blew chunk, BTW.

Or Semi-Tough (Bert Convy's part).

Posted by: huh? at May 03, 2016 07:21 PM (CRXed)


Bert Convy was pretty cool in Semi-Tough and the fact is that a lot of what he was saying was actually correct. "Actions speak louder than words" was pretty much what the whole BEAT thing was about in Semi-Tough, and you can't really argue against that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (zc3Db)

131 Posted time just 4 minutes off from EST here,
grammie winger. And maybe the 4 minute delay is to beep-out the swearing
like when Richard Pryor was on SNL?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2016 07:23 PM (f4AGl)
==========================================

Or it could be a 4 minute delay in case of wardrobe malfunction. I still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (dFi94)

132 Trump 2016!

EvisceraTED Cruz!

Here I sit, broken-hearted,

Tried to vote, but only farted.

American POTUS Election, 2016 Edition - Blonde Rug vs. Blonde Carpet!

Posted by: The Midnight Chalkening at May 03, 2016 07:25 PM (wyeK6)

133 With Walker, Rubio, Cruz and Jindal in the contest, we wind up with Trump. Utterly depressing.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at May 03, 2016 07:25 PM (S8W0R)

134 115 I hope you made enough for all of us!

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2016 07:25 PM (B48dK)

135 Remember, when the aliens attack, we'll all be on the same side.
--------------------
Doubt it, the Dems are on the Aliens side
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:20 PM (V/InG)


Do note that does not mean Aliens are on the Dems side.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 07:25 PM (uURQL)

136 @Trumplethinskin

Tanked his networks ratings? They are THROUGH THE ROOF.

It's the GOP that should be outraged, not Fox News shareholders. They abdicated their entire strategy and media operation to a third-party with a profit motive that runs directly counter to the interests of the party. Sad!

Posted by: Fioreena at May 03, 2016 07:25 PM (p0bRw)

137 So Trump squeaked out another win ?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 03, 2016 07:25 PM (QPdNE)

138 I guess I'll have a good long cry after tonight. It's truly despicable how people let themselves be fooled by an imbecile. Depressed doesn't even begin to describe how I feel right now.

Posted by: Sassy at May 03, 2016 07:25 PM (q7eWh)

139 MAYBE YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT BEING SENT TO THE CAMPS!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at May 03, 2016 07:26 PM (YFFpo)

140 114 The worst part is the Hillary can't even close out the socialist. Even with the media declaring her the presumptive nominee from the start, but especially the last week, she's up by about 1,000 votes right now in IN.

She's such a weak, pathetic candidate. And she's more likely to kick Trumps brains in than to barely beat him, let alone lose.

I think 1996 is the correlation map right now. But it may be worse.
Posted by: Doc at May 03, 2016 07:22 PM (Vgl4t)

********

I think we're the McGovern this time.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 03, 2016 07:26 PM (mcm0N)

141 Posted by: Trigglypuff's Feed Bag at May 03, 2016 07:23

On this somber night, that made me laugh.

Posted by: Golfman at May 03, 2016 07:26 PM (48QDY)

142 MAYBE YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT BEING SENT TO THE CAMPS!!!


I AM NOW.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reposts, for Great Justice at May 03, 2016 07:26 PM (rwI+c)

143 131 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (zc3Db)


True, but the gag was in the practitioners using BEAT to be as phony and self-centered as humanly possible...

Shake Tiller went from being a decent human being to the living embodiment of the 1970s cultural rot in the space of 45 minutes.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:26 PM (g8Hfr)

144 What planet have you been on for the past 6 months? Any other outcome aside from a Trump victory has long since been precluded.

Posted by: Fioreena at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (p0bRw)
========================================

Love the bedside manner.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 03, 2016 07:26 PM (dFi94)

145 135
115 I hope you made enough for all of us!

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2016 07:25 PM (B48dK)


Heh. I'm having people over for dinner tomorrow night, and serving it with strawberries and whipped cream for dessert.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:26 PM (FsuaD)

146  92 This is a disaster. 

Wait until November, this isn't nothing.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:26 PM (PFZvJ)

147 That's it. Trump is the nominee. Hillary is president, the Senate is D, and the Supreme Court is pure left for a generation. Best we can hope for is holding onto the House to stop gun control on the federal level and a 12$ minimum wage from permanently impoverishing vast swathes of the nation.

And the whole while the Trumpers will blame everyone but themselves. Voter fraud. The dreaded GOPe from "forcing" them to burn it down. #NeverTrump for "sabotaging" their candidate by trying to warn them off the catastrophe they were creating.


Posted by: JT at May 03, 2016 07:27 PM (CZaQB)

148 Ace can't sleep?

He has to chill about Trump.

What will be, will be.

Oh and buy a gun in case what will be, will really be.

At least that is my advise.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:27 PM (V/InG)

149 I'm goin to California
with an aching in my heart

Posted by: Lion Ted C at May 03, 2016 07:28 PM (AfNGb)

150 I've got a delicious cream cheese pound cake in the oven. The house smells wonderful.

So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:22 PM (FsuaD)


Somehow that made me feel better..... thanks!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 03, 2016 07:28 PM (nhHPu)

151 So Trump squeaked out another win ?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 03, 2016 07:25 PM (QPdNE)

Barely. And only with the voters where it doesn't matter, or count.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 03, 2016 07:28 PM (vRKfn)

152 You need healthy, natural sleep. Chew some valarian root and get more exercise.

Posted by: Dr. chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at May 03, 2016 07:28 PM (cgH9o)

153 @107

I'm sure someone will be along to inform you that Trump is not "A Conservstive".

It's all the rage with the kids these days.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2016 07:28 PM (WVvzl)

154
It's time for another
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compromise_of_1877

Compromise of 1877

where Rutherford B. Hayes was awarded the Office of President of the United States on the promise that he would remove federal troops from the south and end reconstruction.

I say, in the bipartisan spirit of compromise, that we demilitarize our intra family squabbles and Unite To Make America Great Again.

What say you all?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 03, 2016 07:28 PM (5UC/8)

155 welp, fuck it

I'm no longer on call so I'm gettin drunk tonight.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 03, 2016 07:28 PM (R5HRU)

156 Hell, it's no wonder we're having trouble sleeping.

I drift off pretty easily, but wake up around 4 or 5 a.m. with my mind racing and worrying. I blame the orange thing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:28 PM (FsuaD)

157 Shake Tiller went from being a decent human being to the living embodiment of the 1970s cultural rot in the space of 45 minutes.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:26 PM (g8Hfr)


No way. Shake was a good guy throughout the movie. A bit annoying, perhaps, but a decent person. And he was catching passes, again!

Burt Reynolds had the best part in that movie and played it perfectly.

And. let us not forget ... Brian Dennehy!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2016 07:28 PM (zc3Db)

158 With Walker, Rubio, Cruz and Jindal in the contest, we wind up with Trump. Utterly depressing.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at May 03, 2016 07:25 PM (S8W0R)
=============================================

Yeah, who'da thunk it? We all thought we had such a deep bench. Then we wind up with Bat Boy.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 03, 2016 07:28 PM (dFi94)

159 "Wait until November, this isn't nothing.
Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:26 PM (PFZvJ)"

Well, if it causes Hillary to win in a walk, it isn't nothing. November will be shitty too. Hooray?

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (S8W0R)

160 Jesus I never saw such a bunch of defeatist SOBs in my life.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (V/InG)

161 So Trump squeaked out another win ?


It's still within the 20-point margin of error.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy's Foreskin at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (mBYZv)

162 this could be sour grapes, and maybe I'll change my mind, but right now:

Those of you who swear you can win the election without people like me -- are invited to do so.

I'm done, I'm out.

Go with God and good luck.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (dciA+)

163 Donald Trump is a liar and really quite stupid.

But we have no one else, do we?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (U6f54)

164 148 Posted by: JT at May 03, 2016 07:27 PM (CZaQB)


God forbid any of the "totally ethical and moral" Never Trumpers are exonerated from being told "ready yourself and BITE THE PILLOW" like we Never McCainers were told to do...

whatever...if you think holding the house means anything once the donks have the Presidency and a stacked court you have more faith in US tradition than I do...

me, I am hoping for the House to be as action-packed as the Turkish parliament.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (g8Hfr)

165 I say, in the bipartisan spirit of compromise, that we demilitarize our intra family squabbles and Unite To Make America Great Again.

What say you all?




I'm stuck at the anger stage.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (rwI+c)

166 Forget the banhammer. Use the flamethrower on MUMR.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (FsuaD)

167 Take the TV out of the bedroom. Don't take your phone or tablet to bed. The bedroom is supposed to be for sleeping.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (8dxdo)

168 And the whole while the Trumpers will blame everyone but themselves. Voter fraud. The dreaded GOPe from "forcing" them to burn it down. #NeverTrump for "sabotaging" their candidate by trying to warn them off the catastrophe they were creating.

No. If Trump can't win it, there was no salvaging the country. Too many illegals and dead people with the vote.

Civil War 2.0 would then be a go.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (uURQL)

169 I'd been fearing this all along on account of the KKK's history of influence in Indiana, the state is Kentucky-North and was always going to be Trump-leaning, but the polls last month didn't show those hidden voters. Aren't we all so glad Trump is bringing these people out of the shadows and into politics?

On to the Gary Johnson train now I guess? Or another independent? Or hope Cruz takes over the convention?

Posted by: Cjw at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (IF7/S)

170 The Supreme Beings are the ruling bunch, they say crap law is a tax and it's a tax. They say scary guns are verbotten there gone. They are the unelected rulers and in a year they will be mostly leftists.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:30 PM (PFZvJ)

171 @ 137
CNN just thumped them in the ratings. Did any Trump-bot ever learn to read....like ever?
Never mind, Lyin Ted has a Mistress!!...Eleventy!!
Now I'm one of you...except I won't bother to vote in November.

Posted by: Trumplethinskin at May 03, 2016 07:30 PM (VDovR)

172 i won't endorse hillary, I don't think, unless trump proves himself to be even more insane and stupid than I think he is, but I also am not going to do anything to usher a lunatic into office (or actually, just into defeat).

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:30 PM (dciA+)

173 So, do we get a conservative third party challenger? Or do the percentage of people voting Libertarian go way up?

A lot of people are unable to tell the difference between the future of the greatest nation in the history of the world and a mediocre reality show.

Posted by: person at May 03, 2016 07:30 PM (mFkVC)

174 "This is a disaster."

Well, I figure Trump can't win the general, but I also figured that Cruz couldn't win the general either. So this is just about whose personal colors get to flutter atop the mainmast as it slips below the waves.

Been saying it from the very beginning: there weren't any good GOP candidates this year. Not a one. I still wish Jeff Sessions had stepped up.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 03, 2016 07:30 PM (noWW6)

175 We have a lousy record predicting winners in POTUS elections. Just saying. Orca. Preference cascade. Yeah

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 07:30 PM (zOTsN)

176 I file all the caffeine talk along with the claims about "sugar rushes" and the mythical "runner's high". & Her Orgasm

----

FIFY

Posted by: DONALD T at May 03, 2016 07:30 PM (AfNGb)

177 Well the Yankees have one thing going for them: They hit into more double plays than anyone I ever saw

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:30 PM (V/InG)

178 161 Jesus I never saw such a bunch of defeatist SOBs in my life.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (V/InG)


True, Trump has 2 months to scare the fuck out delegates before the convention....Either scare them into voting for him...or scare them out of voting for him.

Posted by: Phil at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (8aaPr)

179 So I can go back to collecting precious metals again?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (ptqRm)

180 My errant kids and their friends are backing Hillary or Bernie. They do not listen to arguments against them. Hillary is without sin, and the rich have too much, and it's racist to deny those poor brown people from the south of here entry into the US.
They are motivated to vote.
They want the Obama years to continue.
" Trump scares me", and "Cruz is a religious bigot nut".
So lets just all bitch about the R candidates.

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (7JVJC)

181 163 - I'm with you, Ace.

Posted by: Sassy at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (q7eWh)

182 3 mg Melatonin and a couple of ibuprofen before bed time. You will sleep and feel just fine when you wake up. Your dreams will be a bit...uh...interesting. But worth it.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (fOYVL)

183 "We all thought we had such a deep bench."

Piyush the governor who was so well-liked in LA that they just elected a Democrat to replace him?

Ted Cruz, a man so disliked that he his own co-workers flat-out refused to endorse him, even in the fact of a Trump nomination?

Scott Walker, who couldn't even make it out of the first round of the Hunger Games despite a massive Koch-funded PAC?

That's the "deep bench"?

Posted by: Fioreena at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (p0bRw)

184 The majority of us here are as pissed and depressed as you, ace.

Get some rest and sleep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (FsuaD)

185 Those of you who swear you can win the election without people like me -- are invited to do so.

I'm done, I'm out.

Go with God and good luck.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (dciA+)


Everyone has to do what he feels is right.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (zc3Db)

186 see trump's tweet (in the update) accusing CRUZ of launching a bunch of crazy attacks today

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (dciA+)

187 #Never Trump has issued a press release. Having lost on the beaches, the landing grounds, and in the fields and in the streets, they say they will carry the fight to the hills. Because that's what you do when you're dealing with an invading Hitler and his brown shirts.

Will Cruz join them? Cruz is killing his brand. He needs to find a graceful exit.

Trump couldn't clear 50%? Well he's done it seven in a row, including in IN which was supposed to be a tough place for Trump, especially with #NeverTrump continuing to spend to pour buckets of blood over his head in IN.

Not developing. It's over.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (bQxkN)

188 Ace, I hope you understand that your constant ad hominem tear down of Rubio is one of the reasons Trump is the nominee. It's not the only, nor even the biggest reason. But don't pull a Jon Stewart clown nose excuse and say that you don't have an effect out there.
Going after his Gang of 8 mistake, sure. But most of what I read here in the last calendar year was you mocking almost everything about him. Same goes for your cobloggers.
Cruz could've worked his way in as VP. And I think he'd be a tremendous Supreme Court justice.
Bu not a prez candidate; not this time.
What might have been, you and yours helped piss away. Honestly, I can't forgive that.

Posted by: Andy at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (oFeGr)

189 i won't endorse hillary, I don't think, unless trump proves himself to be even more insane and stupid than I think he is, but I also am not going to do anything to usher a lunatic into office (or actually, just into defeat).

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:30 PM (dciA+)

Sins of omission are still sins

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (V/InG)

190 *looks over at bar, sees tequila is low*

There isn't enough Tequila in Texas for this.

Posted by: stace at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (ozZau)

191 163 Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (dciA+)


Like I said "2008 and 2012 called"....

I respect the courage of your convictions, of course last time I checked Donald Trump is a lot closer to you on social issues than me Ace, that must mean the loathing is about personal bearing or non-social issues....

The American people have explained forcefully to people like me who are small government fiscal conservatives that my ideas are sclerotic for the last 20 years.

Sorry you feel in the same boat.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:32 PM (g8Hfr)

192 That poor little kitten in the sidebar looks to be in for a rough night.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2016 07:32 PM (HgMAr)

193 Posted by: Fioreena at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (p0bRw)

Well when you expect perfection from every fucking candidate this is what you get.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 03, 2016 07:32 PM (R5HRU)

194 To watch the sour look on Chris Matthews face while Trump sails and Hillary struggles is awesome.

Posted by: redenzo at May 03, 2016 07:32 PM (WCnJW)

195 63 this could be sour grapes, and maybe I'll change my mind, but right now:

Those of you who swear you can win the election without people like me -- are invited to do so.

I'm done, I'm out.

Go with God and good luck.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (dciA+)


Don't do it, man! You still have so much to live for!!!!

SOMEBODY CALL 911 !!!!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 03, 2016 07:32 PM (nhHPu)

196 Sigh.

So much drama.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy's Foreskin at May 03, 2016 07:32 PM (mBYZv)

197 One of the nice points of being a NY voter is being able to vote third party for president without any possible remorse that I helped to throw the election to the donks.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 03, 2016 07:33 PM (CFl8c)

198 Jesus I never saw such a bunch of defeatist SOBs in my life.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (V/InG)



Hence the new nic. Fuck despair. Even if Trump fails to become president, being grounded in reality and buildin up our local community matters more than the team colors on our government.


I will now be amused by your invocation of the Name Above All Names.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 07:33 PM (uURQL)

199 Does anyone know what time it is?


---

25 or 6 to 4. Does anybody really care.

Posted by: DONALD T at May 03, 2016 07:33 PM (AfNGb)

200 163 this could be sour grapes, and maybe I'll change my mind, but right now:

Those of you who swear you can win the election without people like me -- are invited to do so.

I'm done, I'm out.

Go with God and good luck.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (dciA+)

************

You don't have to change your mind.

They have all those New Democrats and guys that haven't voted for sixty years!!

/sarcasm

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 03, 2016 07:33 PM (mcm0N)

201 >>>161 Jesus I never saw such a bunch of defeatist SOBs in my life.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (V/InG)

it's not "defeatism" to say that someone I don't want to be president cannot win the presidency.

You guys don't seem to get this.

We told you he was unnacceptable -- stupid, paranoid, crazy, and narcisstic in the extreme. He's scary.

You think he's just jake.

Fine.

But he's YOUR BOY.

This shit no longer has anything to do with the rest of us.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:33 PM (dciA+)

202 "but then i'm drugged out and stupid the next day."

---
so any trump endorsement is pre-explained

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2016 07:34 PM (AfNGb)

203 Hi, MUMR! Meet Mr. Flamethrower!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:34 PM (FsuaD)

204 Trump will win the Presidency in a land slide.

The Trump Train is leaving the station all aboard... WOO WOO.

CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA WOO WOO!

Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2016 07:34 PM (WVvzl)

205 Maybe we can still draft Howard Schultz to run as 3rd party. *shrugs*

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 03, 2016 07:34 PM (Uy6ri)

206 171 Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:30 PM (PFZvJ)


Correct we live in a Totalitarian Oligarchy with an elected Carny Barker picking the 9 man gang's replacements.

Chuck Schumer showed the Democrats rule the nation with his antics on Judicial nominees under Bush....

the rest is noise.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:34 PM (g8Hfr)

207 When Trump brags about the new voters who haven't voted for forty years he might mean --Birchers.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 03, 2016 07:34 PM (mcm0N)

208 Glenn Beck? Never heard of him.

Posted by: charlie gibson assigned to HQ Nomination Reports at May 03, 2016 07:34 PM (f4AGl)

209 Trump is now on the verge of capturing more GOP primary votes than any candidate in modern history.

At what point do we stop pretending that Trump and the GOP base are not exactly on the same page?

Posted by: Fioreena at May 03, 2016 07:34 PM (p0bRw)

210 Honestly, I can't forgive that.


I shed a single tear at your departure.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 03, 2016 07:34 PM (rwI+c)

211 If Ace is in New York as I hear it will not matter if he never votes or votes every hour it will not change New York going to Senator from the Great State of New York.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:35 PM (PFZvJ)

212 I will not vote for fucking Donald Trump.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 03, 2016 07:35 PM (eHpnh)

213 I wonder if Beck will commit suicide on air tomorrow? He sure didn't do Cruz any favors.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:35 PM (FsuaD)

214 Hmmm... my Prog kids call him"scary"... but they don't think Hillary is scary. Interesting.

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2016 07:35 PM (7JVJC)

215 Hey everybody. Well, I just ordered 3 horror movies from Amazon: Misery, devil, and Insiduous.

I figure they'll provide me with good prep for the next four years.

#groan

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2016 07:35 PM (ntObR)

216 Ace, I hope you understand that your constant ad hominem tear down of Rubio is one of the reasons Trump is the nominee.


Beautiful salty tears.

*opens collection bottle*

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 07:35 PM (uURQL)

217 So now the people that Trump needs to work on are those that opposed him because - they said - that the reason they were against Trump was that it would lead to a Hillary win in the election. He just needs to lead them to the water: the way to stop a Hillary win is to vote for Trump.

Shouldn't be a hard sell, right?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 03, 2016 07:35 PM (R+30W)

218 Bernie is ahead now, just for fun

Posted by: Doc at May 03, 2016 07:36 PM (Vgl4t)

219 >>>Honestly, I can't forgive that.

maybe you should do like your hero and drink a big bottle of water, to rehydrate from all your crying

I'm not supporting an amnestia. Fuck you.

We told you this a thousand times. You're part of the problem.

Fuck off and go suck Rubio's little dick. I hear a lot of water comes out.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:36 PM (dciA+)

220 Piyush the governor who was so well-liked in LA that they just elected a Democrat to replace him?

Ted Cruz, a man so disliked that he his own co-workers flat-out refused to endorse him, even in the fact of a Trump nomination?

Scott Walker, who couldn't even make it out of the first round of the Hunger Games despite a massive Koch-funded PAC?

That's the "deep bench"?
Posted by: Fioreena at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (p0bRw)

Those talking points are straight from Salon. I go there a lot, and you're using pure lefty-speak.

Posted by: stace at May 03, 2016 07:36 PM (ozZau)

221 I'll just wait for the ONT. It's all in God's hands.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 03, 2016 07:36 PM (7qAYi)

222 So is this page going to keep trashing Trump the entire election?

It's over. Choose a side.

Posted by: Bally at May 03, 2016 07:36 PM (C6cBW)

223 The Trump Train is leaving the station all aboard... WOO WOO.

CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA WOO WOO!
Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2016 07:34 PM (WVvzl)

*******

Might I suggest a campaign song;

We're riding off the rails on the Crazy Train

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 03, 2016 07:36 PM (mcm0N)

224 At what point do we stop pretending that Trump and the GOP base are not exactly on the same page?

Posted by: Fioreena at May 03, 2016 07:34 PM (p0bRw)
========================================

Who's this "we" you refer to? You have a cat on your head?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 03, 2016 07:36 PM (dFi94)

225 I assume that in a short period of time, some of us will be happy, and some of us will be very resigned and not terrific at all.

=====

Don't be glum. The Secret Masters of Freedom will rise again!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at May 03, 2016 07:36 PM (Cq0oW)

226 214 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:35 PM (FsuaD)


Glenn Beck will air a three hour suicide note live and then not do it.

Beck jumped the shark on Evil Knievel's X-1 Skycycle.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:36 PM (g8Hfr)

227 Posted by: Andy at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (oFeGr)


Rubio wasn't ever happening for the same reason a big government Democrat like Trump is happening, strong opposition to illegal immigration.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 03, 2016 07:37 PM (CFl8c)

228 >>>Well, a lot of the party has chosen a go it alone, we don't need you anyway strategy.

Indeed! Why couldn't you redneck wacko-birds just STFU and vote for whomever WE, your superiors in all that matters, told you to??!? How can we build on the successes of the McCain and Romney presidencies, if you do this childish "voting" thingie??

Posted by: RNC/GOPe at May 03, 2016 07:37 PM (wyeK6)

229 it's not "defeatism" to say that someone I don't want to be president cannot win the presidency.

You guys don't seem to get this.

We told you he was unnacceptable -- stupid, paranoid, crazy, and narcisstic in the extreme. He's scary.

You think he's just jake.

Fine.

But he's YOUR BOY.

This shit no longer has anything to do with the rest of us.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:33 PM (dciA+)


A) He is not my boy ( micro-aggression there Ace) and never was

B) BUT he will be the nominee it appears so I am adjusting to reality

C) and you can rationalize all you want about not voting or voting 3rd party or what ever protest you want, but the end result of that is putting hillary in Officer--and if your are jake with that, well fine, but be honest about it

I am NOT ok with hillary in the White House and I'd rather take a flyer on Trump, who I think is 1/2 bat shit crazy or more. Such is life. I made my choice.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:37 PM (V/InG)

230 >Well, a lot of the party has chosen a go it alone, we don't need you anyway strategy.>

#nevertrump

Posted by: Valiant at May 03, 2016 07:37 PM (3MiF8)

231 210

And how many people have voted against him? I can guarantee you that more people have voted AGAINST the winning GOP primary candidate then in any other primary in history.

So - ya know - what you just said means almost nothing.

Posted by: person at May 03, 2016 07:37 PM (mFkVC)

232 I just drop $20 on that Megyn Kelly girl. She does her magic and I sleep like a baby.

crying and wet

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2016 07:37 PM (AfNGb)

233 >>>223 So is this page going to keep trashing Trump the entire election?

It's over. Choose a side.

...

mabye you should leave right now, sport. I never saw you before today and I didn't enjoy your debut work.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:37 PM (dciA+)

234 BBC radio interviewed some Trump voters. They were blue collar democrats that have been shived by their party. Cross over voters.

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 07:37 PM (zOTsN)

235 205 You win Jersey, Pa and NY. do the math

Posted by: redenzo at May 03, 2016 07:37 PM (WCnJW)

236 I think the Trump supporters really don't get how bad this is. I am
glad I am in NJ, because I know my vote won't count, and right now,
there is no way I could pull the lever for this lying, narcissistic
loon, and I would never vote for Hillary. It seems that the Trump supporters expect
non-supporters (with very good reasons) to just fall in line, just like
the GOPe, which is pretty hypocritical since fighting the tactics of the GOPe is why many of them claim to support him. They can't have it both ways.

Posted by: DJ at May 03, 2016 07:38 PM (+2t20)

237 That poor little kitten in the sidebar looks to be in for a rough night.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2016 07:32 PM (HgMAr)
______

Yeah, I think I should be selfless and compassionate and switch places with her, just to spare her the... roughness.

Posted by: Dixie Wetsworth at May 03, 2016 07:38 PM (FyPtY)

238 >>>I am NOT ok with hillary in the White House and I'd rather take a flyer on Trump

i think trump is an unstable threat to our physical safety.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:38 PM (dciA+)

239 230 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:37 PM (V/InG)


If the choice is between a 5'8" tall sack of shit wearing a Donald Trump mask and Hillary! I am going for Duh Donald...

end of story....

I'd vote for a literal corpse before her.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:39 PM (g8Hfr)

240 My cat, Miss Spanky, just asked if she should run as a third party candidate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:39 PM (FsuaD)

241 Maybe the HQ can become a full time cat blog.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2016 07:39 PM (B48dK)

242 It was funny though that Cruz was presented as some sort of electable alternative.

Probably the worst retail candidate I've seen in my lifetime.

Posted by: Bally at May 03, 2016 07:39 PM (C6cBW)

243 >>>236 205 You win Jersey, Pa and NY. do the math

mmmm.

I hear Trump also polls well in Oz and in Castle Grayskull.

Cross-over voters, yo!

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:39 PM (dciA+)

244 @ 213
Amen, Brother.
I thought the good ole USA received a mortal wound in November 2008, but I still had a little hope. November 2012 I thought she was gone, yet still I grasped a sliver of hope against hope. Nope. Today confirms it. She's dead as a f#ckin doornail. RIP

Posted by: Trumplethinskin at May 03, 2016 07:39 PM (VDovR)

245 "235 BBC radio interviewed some Trump voters. They were blue collar democrats that have been shived by their party. Cross over voters."

Problem is... as a group, these have been voting gop for quite a few cycles.

Posted by: Phil at May 03, 2016 07:39 PM (8aaPr)

246 Oh boy.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2016 07:39 PM (DeZs2)

247 Can't wait for the new Presidential Trump victory speech. Wonder what will be different now that he doesn't need us so much.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2016 07:39 PM (AfNGb)

248 I think the Trump supporters really don't get how bad this is. I am
glad I am in NJ, because I know my vote won't count, and right now,
there is no way I could pull the lever for this lying, narcissistic
loon, and I would never vote for Hillary. It seems that the Trump supporters expect
non-supporters (with very good reasons) to just fall in line, just like
the GOPe, which is pretty hypocritical since fighting the tactics of the GOPe is why many of them claim to support him. They can't have it both ways.
Posted by: DJ at May 03, 2016 07:38 PM (+2t20)

Who are all these Trump supporters you are talking about. There are really not to many here- some sure- but not many.

Most of us are just violently anti-clinton.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:40 PM (V/InG)

249 239 Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:38 PM (dciA+)


right he'll do a worse job than Hillary "call me later Ambassador Stevens" Clinton Ace...

Look let's be real here....a 12 year old who did not actively hate America could protect the nation better than a Democrat.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:40 PM (g8Hfr)

250 Ace what are your thoughts on Gary Johnson and the Libertarians?

Posted by: Doc at May 03, 2016 07:40 PM (Vgl4t)

251 Weird thing is, I never seem to have trouble falling asleep at work.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2016 07:40 PM (HgMAr)

252 i think trump is an unstable threat to our physical safety.
Posted by: ace


Really? Aren't we getting into sour grape territory here?


Posted by: Bally at May 03, 2016 07:40 PM (C6cBW)

253 I'm picturing a Trump WH, columns painted gold, naked statues on the WH lawn...

Now, I'm really depressed. And embarrassed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:40 PM (FsuaD)

254 "C) and you can rationalize all you want about not voting or voting 3rd party or what ever protest you want, but the end result of that is putting hillary in Officer--and if your are jake with that, well fine, but be honest about it

I am NOT ok with hillary in the White House and I'd rather take a flyer on Trump, who I think is 1/2 bat shit crazy or more. Such is life. I made my choice.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:37 PM (V/InG)"

I'll be honest about it -- Hillary and Trump both blow goats. Neither one reflects my values or what I think is best for the country. I can't pull the lever for either, so I'll vote third party.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at May 03, 2016 07:40 PM (S8W0R)

255 Trump is despicable. Trump is weak. He's a moron. There are not enough stupid people to push him anywhere the halfway mark in any state needed to win the election.

It's gonna be a disaster, and I hope the Republicans can hold the house and senate.

Watch for incumbents facing reelection everywhere to go against him. It's gonna get weird.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 03, 2016 07:40 PM (U6f54)

256 Pat and Stu HAVE to be planning some sort of "On the Steps of the Senate" moment for Glenn Beck...... it will be the humane thing to do.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 03, 2016 07:40 PM (nhHPu)

257 Trump's foreign policy would be an unmitigated disaster that would cost lives and very possibly, given Russia's bellicose actions, invite another European war.

So we got that goin' for us.

Posted by: person at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (mFkVC)

258 >>>251 Ace what are your thoughts on Gary Johnson and the Libertarians?

they're zealous open-borders lunatics

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (dciA+)

259 i think trump is an unstable threat to our physical safety.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:38 PM (dciA+)


That is waaaaaay over the top. I mean, seriously ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (zc3Db)

260 It seems that the Trump supporters expect
non-supporters (with very good reasons) to just fall in line, just like
the GOPe, which is pretty hypocritical since fighting the tactics of the GOPe is why many of them claim to support him. They can't have it both ways.
Posted by: DJ at May 03, 2016 07:38 PM (+2t20)



I expect Trump to eviscerate Hillary after he wraps up the GOP nom, and that he will crush her in the general.

Because the billionaire leader has a lot more chops than the alcoholic crooked incompetent whose only achievement is the dick she supposedly accepts.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (uURQL)

261 i think trump is an unstable threat to our physical safety.
Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:38 PM (dciA+)


Fine, so then you made a choice to support Hillary.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (V/InG)

262 Hypothetical here:

If Trump does win the general in a landslide, builds the wall, and appoints a solid conservative or two to the supreme court. IF he did that would his other faults be forgiven? Would he then be OK to the Cruziers?

I understand that seems unlikely. But as a hypothetical, if he did ALL that would he get the OK from y'all?

In all fairness, I know if the situation was reversed and Cruz did all that I would be thrilled.

Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (ab2et)

263
I am NOT ok with hillary in the White House and I'd rather take a flyer on Trump, who I think is 1/2 bat shit crazy or more. Such is life. I made my choice.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:37 PM (V/InG)

Me neither. Cruz haad his shot. Was my 3rd choice after Jindal and Walker. He lost. That's life. Principles are fine, but if I stand on them and abet Hillary, then really I'm making things about me, and not the election.

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (7JVJC)

264 >>You win Jersey, Pa and NY. do the math

Ok. Jersey + PA + NY X 0% chance of winning = 0.

Trump is not winning any northeast state with the possible exception of NH and even that is looking bleak.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (/tuJf)

265 "We can move past the acrimony and hostility and focus on building a New Republican Party that can offer a real governing agenda and act as a true oppositonal party and not be merely an appendage of the entrenched ruling Democrat Party or not."

Wait, you want us to get behind the guy who says "Wow, Lyin' Ted Cruz really went wacko today. Made all sorts of crazy charges!" right after making completely unsubstantiated claims that Ted Cruz's father was buddy buddy with LEE HARVEY OSWALD?

I think I'll keep my acrimony and hostility, thanks. EADAD.

Posted by: Qwinn at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (TQEtj)

266 >>>I'm done, I'm out. <<<

What? Have a dozen Jager bombs, a couple of hookers, and we'll spot you a hobo in the morning.

Posted by: Fritz at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (f40FU)

267
Really? Aren't we getting into sour grape territory here?


Months ago.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy's Foreskin at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (mBYZv)

268 Chris Stigall (who was on a thread topic w/Ted interview the Pennsylvania primate) said he will not defend Trump every time he opens his pie hole and says stupid stuff like today's outbursts.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (PFZvJ)

269 I think we're the McGovern this time.

---

Great! That makes me Nixon

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at May 03, 2016 07:42 PM (AfNGb)

270 I just had this disconcerting moment of clarity where I realized that I have no fucking clue what a President Trump would do when he took office.....

I don't either, but there's no way he'll be worse than the Hildebeast. We need him to somehow dispose of her once and for all.

Posted by: Blano at May 03, 2016 07:42 PM (NHQQx)

271 220 >>>Honestly, I can't forgive that.

maybe you should do like your hero and drink a big bottle of water, to rehydrate from all your crying

I'm not supporting an amnestia. Fuck you.

We told you this a thousand times. You're part of the problem.

Fuck off and go suck Rubio's little dick. I hear a lot of water comes out.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:36 PM (dciA+)

Er...does this mean the banning policy is suspended for now?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 03, 2016 07:42 PM (fOYVL)

272 If Trump does win the general in a landslide, builds the wall, and appoints a solid conservative or two to the supreme court. IF he did that would his other faults be forgiven? Would he then be OK to the Cruziers?


If my grandma had wheels she'd be a school bus.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 03, 2016 07:42 PM (rwI+c)

273 Bernie is ahead now, just for fun

Posted by: Doc at May 03, 2016 07:36 PM (Vgl4t)


Doesn't matter. It's Hillary's turn.

Though yeah...it is fun to watch.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 03, 2016 07:43 PM (vRKfn)

274 So wait - according to Andy, the nation is wounded because we don't have ..... Rubio?


Well, in a dark time with not much to laugh about, at least Andy was kind enough to try to break the gloom with a funny.


Also, I scribbled a new definition in my Living Dictionary of Modern American English. "Mistake" now means clumsily embracing an idiotic, histrionically despicable, disastrously stupid 'policy' idea, then pretending not to have been serious or to understand what you did.


Lessee, gonna scribble that right under the new entries for other words that have become meaningless or inverted in their meaning ..... "investment" ..... "fairness" ..... "racism" ..... "science"

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2016 07:43 PM (QDnY+)

275 It's ace's blog,he can't be banned.Except that one time...

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2016 07:43 PM (B48dK)

276 You know, on most of these threads I have managed to avoid the whole Trump/NoTrump thing.

Supported Cruz
Wish Trump wasn't the nominee.


What scares me if Hillary wins is the Supreme Court.

I think we can survive a Trump Presidency.

I don't know if we can survive a Hillary at the helm, picking Supreme Court Justices.


And that's about all I have to say about the topic.


Now can we go back to mocking TrigglyPuff?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2016 07:44 PM (ptqRm)

277 If Trump does win the general in a landslide, builds the wall, and appoints a solid conservative or two to the supreme court. IF he did that would his other faults be forgiven? Would he then be OK to the Cruziers?

I understand that seems unlikely. But as a hypothetical, if he did ALL that would he get the OK from y'all?

In all fairness, I know if the situation was reversed and Cruz did all that I would be thrilled.
Posted by: TeamRawDog


_______________


No, because much of this is about ego, not ideology.



Posted by: Bally at May 03, 2016 07:44 PM (C6cBW)

278 Fine, so then you made a choice to support Hillary.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (V/InG)


Meh, I don't agree with that. Trump doesn't deserve a vote just because Hillary is bad.

Though I think it fair to rib ace on this if he changes his mind and votes for Trump in November.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 07:44 PM (uURQL)

279 Ace did you see my suggestion about falling asleep?
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=363218#c25207455

Posted by: @votermom at May 03, 2016 07:44 PM (nbrY/)

280 My Mom voted for Trump in Maryland primary because she believed he was only one who could beat Hillary. The counterintuitive thinking on his electability really has people convinced. Weird.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 03, 2016 07:44 PM (Uy6ri)

281 Save us Deez Nuts, you're our only hope.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2016 07:44 PM (vhmHt)

282 See? All you have left are the fuck you & suck dick comebacks

Posted by: Andy at May 03, 2016 07:44 PM (oFeGr)

283 Am I wrong, or are their still a few days to begin the process of putting a conservative candidate on the ballot of every state? I believe the first cut-off is Texas on 5/6. Anyone know for sure?

That needs to happen, so people have someone to actively support and push back against the nonsensical "Oh, so you support HILLARY" crud.

Posted by: person at May 03, 2016 07:44 PM (mFkVC)

284 I dunno. I'm not very good a picking or predicting or fortune telling. I just don't think it's the end of the world

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 07:44 PM (zOTsN)

285 Great! That makes me Nixon
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at May 03, 2016 07:42 PM (AfNGb)

*******

Impeachment, baby.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 03, 2016 07:44 PM (mcm0N)

286 Now can we go back to mocking TrigglyPuff?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2016 07:44 PM (ptqRm)


Ok I'll bite, what is trigglyPuff? I never got that one.
Ya know like in last to know

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:44 PM (V/InG)

287 Chris Stigall (who was on a thread topic w/Ted interview the Pennsylvania primate) said he will not defend Trump every time he opens his pie hole and says stupid stuff like today's outbursts.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (PFZvJ)


Who the hell is Chris Stigall and why would anyone care who he defends or who he doesn't??

WTFFF? Chris Stigall? What about Jake Stigall or Janet Stigall or Chris Jensen or John Newberry?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2016 07:45 PM (zc3Db)

288 In Pennsylvania what I was looking for was the multiple Democrat nominees had more votes than Toomey, telling me my vote for Trump isn't much going to matter. And that is even though 200,000 people changed their registration to Republican.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:45 PM (PFZvJ)

289 276 Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2016 07:43 PM (B48dK)

It is Ace's blog, and he can be as angry as he wants.

God knows I had hoped Cruz would pull itout, now I just want Kasich to fade into nothing and for the trainwreck to be over.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:45 PM (g8Hfr)

290 What was Cruz going to do? Did he have any wheels on his school bus?

Posted by: huh? at May 03, 2016 07:45 PM (CRXed)

291 No, because much of this is about ego, not ideology.

Word. And yet he's the clubhouse leader.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 03, 2016 07:45 PM (rwI+c)

292
Well, if it causes Hillary to win in a walk


---

THATS NOT FUNNY

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at May 03, 2016 07:45 PM (AfNGb)

293 >>>283 See? All you have left are the fuck you & suck dick comebacks

and all you have left is your unrequited love for Little Marco

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:45 PM (dciA+)

294 I am NOT ok with hillary in the White House and I'd rather take a flyer on Trump, who I think is 1/2 bat shit crazy or more. Such is life. I made my choice.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:37 PM (V/InG)


Given the current situation, this seems the best way to look at this. We can always hope Trump gets some sane people around him, can't we?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 03, 2016 07:45 PM (nhHPu)

295 Yeah, screw those voting primaries. The only way to go is a closed convention of insiders. Yeah Colorado!!!!!!

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican, Now Reregistered to VOTE TRUMP in California at May 03, 2016 07:46 PM (AhyHb)

296 *Sigh* I thought AoSHQ was our Helms Deep. I hate the disappointments of adulthood.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 03, 2016 07:46 PM (fOYVL)

297 Conservatives like to think of themselves as the adults in the room.

Right?

Well, it's time for Conservatives to Walk the Talk.

Or, they can do what little kids do when they don't get their way.

You watch...

Almost every Sanders supporter, will, in the end, support and vote for Hillary.

So, "conservatives" better get their heads right.

Posted by: franksalterego at May 03, 2016 07:46 PM (Cd+Fa)

298 See? All you have left are the fuck you & suck dick comebacks

Feeling entitled to more there?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 03, 2016 07:46 PM (rwI+c)

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2016 07:46 PM (AfNGb)

300 "If Trump does win the general in a landslide, builds the wall, and appoints a solid conservative or two to the supreme court. IF he did that would his other faults be forgiven? "


If he gets one-third of that done I'll be happy and surprised.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 03, 2016 07:46 PM (HEgd8)

301 >>I just had this disconcerting moment of clarity where I realized that I have no fucking clue what a President Trump would do when he took office.....

>>I don't either, but there's no way he'll be worse than the Hildebeast. We need him to somehow dispose of her once and for all.

One of these things is not like the other.

If you have no idea what Trump would do as President, and you don't because even Trump has no fucking idea what he would do, then you have no idea he would be better than Hillary. He might just be as bug fuck nuts as he sounds half the time.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2016 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

302 I'm trying to do the math here. Don't laugh at me.


So if I choose Not to vote in November, that would only affect the outcome of the election if both these things were true: 1) Wisconsin votes would have to be a dead even tie, and 2) Wisconsin would have to be the state whose electoral votes were needed to put Trump over the needed total.


Is that right? It would have to be a tie, and Wisconsin would have to be the deciding state. In that case, casting my vote for Trump would be essential.


What are the chances of those two things occurring? If they have a realistic chance of occurring, my vote for Trump would be decisive. If those two things did Not occur, I would not be responsible for putting Hillary in the White House.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 03, 2016 07:46 PM (dFi94)

303 It's not defeatism, it's simple reality.

Electoral math was already against the GOP. The GOP would have a hard time winning without broadening the current coalition. That was always going to be Cruz's main problem, he wouldn't broaden the coalition.

Trump NARROWS the coalition. He burns every single fucking group in order to double down on non-college educated white males. Independents? Gone. College educated whites? Gone. White women? Gone. Hispanics? Going to vote as heavily Dem as blacks do.


Posted by: JT at May 03, 2016 07:46 PM (CZaQB)

304 289 Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:45 PM (PFZvJ)


We are either on the cusp of a Trump landslide, or the largest open-primary Operation Chaos ratfuck in history...

which I think it is depends on whether or not I have taken cranial trauma that day.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:46 PM (g8Hfr)

305 We can always hope Trump gets some sane people around him, can't we?
Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 03, 2016 07:45 PM (nhHPu)

WELL depending on the pay, I might be available

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:46 PM (V/InG)

306 Cruz could've worked his way in as VP. And I think he'd be a tremendous Supreme Court justice.
Bu not a prez candidate; not this time.
What might have been, you and yours helped piss away. Honestly, I can't forgive that.

Posted by: Andy at May 03, 2016 07:31 PM (oFeGr)
______

You Rubio cultists really have no self-awareness whatsoever, do you? You supported the only candidate WHO BOMBED IN HIS FUCKING HOME STATE AND LOST IT BY 20%.

But you make magnanimous offers to other candidates like veep or a fucking seat on SCOTUS (who on earth would want that anyway?)? Are you for real?

Posted by: Dixie Wetsworth at May 03, 2016 07:47 PM (FyPtY)

307
I'm beginning to loathe the sight and sound of Trump as much as SCOAMF.

What a sad day for this nation. The lights are going out. I can't see how Cruz can pull it out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 07:47 PM (p4UlV)

308
Ok I'll bite, what is trigglyPuff? I never got that one.
Ya know like in last to know
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:44 PM (V/InG)


SJW disrupting a college event with Milo Yiannopolis, Steve Crowder, and Christina Summers.

Made a fool of herself, video went on the internet, and got a viral nickname.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW2raNlIOQg

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 07:47 PM (uURQL)

309 Stigall is a talk radio host in Philadelphia, with hundreds of thousands listeners.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:47 PM (PFZvJ)

310 I can't decide if I want a Burrito or a Chimichanga for dinner.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2016 07:47 PM (vhmHt)

311 266 "We can move past the acrimony and hostility and focus on building a New Republican Party that can offer a real governing agenda and act as a true oppositonal party and not be merely an appendage of the entrenched ruling Democrat Party or not."

Wait, you want us to get behind the guy who says "Wow, Lyin' Ted Cruz really went wacko today. Made all sorts of crazy charges!" right after making completely unsubstantiated claims that Ted Cruz's father was buddy buddy with LEE HARVEY OSWALD?

I think I'll keep my acrimony and hostility, thanks. EADAD.
Posted by: Qwinn at May 03, 2016 07:41 PM (TQEtj)

I really have sort of tuned out of the election--whomever wins, wins, it's all good, you get what you paid for (good and hard)--but I happen to agree. This tweet is the tweet of a dishonorable man.

Posted by: Horatius at May 03, 2016 07:47 PM (J3UIw)

312 "Ok I'll bite, what is trigglyPuff? I never got that one. "

Oh boy

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trigglypuff

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2016 07:48 PM (ptqRm)

313 Who are all these Trump supporters you are talking about. There are really not to many here- some sure- but not many.

Most of us are just violently anti-clinton.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:40 PM (V/InG)


Most of the Trump supporters are either silent, or have left...

That does not mean they are not out there, as shown by the polls and the fact he keeps winning.

Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2016 07:48 PM (qf6WZ)

314 I can't see how Cruz can pull it out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 07:47 PM (p4UlV)

Well there is this thing called a zipper. See you put your hand.....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:49 PM (V/InG)

315 "It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." A Yogi-ism.

Trump can beat Hillary. It's not a normal cycle. You anti-Trumpers have been so wrong, so often, that you should have grown some humility about your predictions.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2016 07:49 PM (bQxkN)

316 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:40 PM (V/InG)

I have seen many posts trying to pressure/bully? non-Trump supporters into falling in line to block Clinton. It's something Trump would do, so it makes sense.

What I am trying to get at is that he has proven to be just as offensive to some of us as she is, and trust me, she is horrendous, I know this. I'm sorry if I can't trust his word on things like immigration, abortion, guns, etc. when he supported liberals and spouted liberal opinions for many years (like 50). He could have just as easily run as a Democrat, perhaps more so, since his record of throwing money at Dems is long. He makes it even harder to support him when he uses bullying tactics and insults to make his inane news bites.

Can he change enough to convince people like me that he is worth our votes? I haven't seen any clue that he even cares to try.

Posted by: DJ at May 03, 2016 07:49 PM (+2t20)

317 "56
The Republican Party has left me, I wish them luck...they'll need it.

Posted by: Stosh at May 03, 2016 07:09 PM (bVP4o)"
WOW!!!
I thought it left when they gave Obama more than he wanted in the latest budget deal.....No, no when they died on HILL TPP.
You are sad.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican, Now Reregistered to VOTE TRUMP in California at May 03, 2016 07:49 PM (AhyHb)

318 Brawndo has electrolytes!

Posted by: Bosk at May 03, 2016 07:49 PM (n2K+4)

319 315 I can't see how Cruz can pull it out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 07:47 PM (p4UlV)

Well there is this thing called a zipper. See you put your hand.....
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:49 PM (V/InG)


It's a good thing that I like you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 07:49 PM (p4UlV)

320 Serious question:

Does anyone know if a political party can declare a primary candidate mentally unstable ?

Posted by: Buy More Brawndo! at May 03, 2016 07:49 PM (vaFpc)

321 I still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 03, 2016 07:24 PM (dFi94)

I bet a certain pastor is gonna be all over that fairly soon.

Posted by: Blano at May 03, 2016 07:49 PM (sdPF/)

322 Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 07:47 PM (uURQL)


LOL Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:49 PM (V/InG)

323 Really? Aren't we getting into sour grape territory here?







Posted by: Bally at May 03, 2016 07:40 PM (C6cBW)

I don't think so. Can anyone honestly say that Obama is a sane and rational person living in the world of objective reality? Trump has the same mental disease but is a lot dumber and egotistical. Thats a dangerous state of mind for a person with power.

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 07:50 PM (aRUb8)

324 I'd vote for a literal corpse before [Hillary].
That's a switch from the norm!

Posted by: a corpse at May 03, 2016 07:50 PM (f4AGl)

325 Stigall is a talk radio host in Philadelphia, with hundreds of thousands listeners.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:47 PM (PFZvJ)


I'm in Philly (just outside) and I never heard of him and still don't care what he thinks about anything. Hundreds of thousands? Whatever. That isn't much. And of those hundreds of thousands how many do you think follow his lead? Probably as many as the Trump haters who have been railing against him from day one as they wrote one bashing piece after another ... and no one cared.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2016 07:50 PM (zc3Db)

326 311 I can't decide if I want a Burrito or a Chimichanga for dinner.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2016 07:47 PM (vhmHt)


Burrito might be a tad healthier since a Chimichanga is fried.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 03, 2016 07:50 PM (4ErVI)

327 "Those of you who swear you can win the election without people like me -- are invited to do so.



I'm done, I'm out.



Go with God and good luck.



Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (dciA+)"


But you guys could win without us right? Yeah.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican, Now Reregistered to VOTE TRUMP in California at May 03, 2016 07:50 PM (AhyHb)

328 @ 312
Thread Winner!

Posted by: Trumplethinskin at May 03, 2016 07:50 PM (VDovR)

329 Ace should check out the jawbone up3. It is a Fitbit type fitness tracker but has really good sleep tracking. It not only tracks light and deep sleep, but also REM. Deep sleep is needed for healing the physical body. REM is needed to heal your brain, help concentration, etc. Keeping track of patterns can help. I have increased my sleep by over 30 minutes on average since I started tracking.

Posted by: Tommylotto at May 03, 2016 07:50 PM (EmQBp)

330
Just got invited to dinner with my Mom and my brother, both two-time Obama voters and Devout Democrats.
This should be fun, hearing all about Hillary!s accomplishments.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2016 07:50 PM (HgMAr)

331 "I can't decide if I want a Burrito or a Chimichanga for dinner."



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 03, 2016 07:51 PM (HEgd8)

332 SCOAMF's National Security Daily Briefing: None

Trump's National Security Daily Briefing: National Enquirer, Star, People, Twitter (but at least he'll be awake before noon)

Posted by: SMOD/Orbital Nukes 2016! -- The only way to be sure at May 03, 2016 07:51 PM (H9MG5)

333 It's not that hard, after he builds the wall and puts TRUMP on it in big letters you Amendment XXV him for having it blink Dinner Is Served in Remulakian.

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2016 07:51 PM (DL2i+)

334 189 Ace, I hope you understand that your constant ad hominem tear down of Rubio is one of the reasons Trump is the nominee.

---

I really wish Ace had that much power

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2016 07:51 PM (AfNGb)

335 298- So, "conservatives" better get their heads right.
So your saying vote for another candidate I don't agree with again like McCain, Mittens and now Trump.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:51 PM (PFZvJ)

336 316 "It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." A Yogi-ism.

Trump can beat Hillary. It's not a normal cycle. You anti-Trumpers have been so wrong, so often, that you should have grown some humility about your predictions.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2016 07:49 PM (bQxkN)


Beating Hilary is the least of it. When a hot-tempered vulgar con artist becomes president by lying and stomping on everyone and using volume to drown out a complete lack of knowledge about the issues, that's what I get worried about.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 07:51 PM (p4UlV)

337 Wait, so are you telling me NO PUDDING CUPS?!?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 03, 2016 07:51 PM (TLX//)

338 If you were interested in winning, you would have nominated Rubio.

The way the Cruz Cult went after him yet ignoring their messiah that was handing out Teddy Bears and proposing all sorts of visa expansions was beyond hypocritical.

I hope Trump puts Rubio on the ticket.

Posted by: tutti at May 03, 2016 07:51 PM (nq/J2)

339 Can anyone honestly say that Obama is a sane and rational person living in the world of objective reality? Trump has the same mental disease but is a lot dumber and egotistical.


If you sincerely believe this, there is no way that Cruz should have lost to Trump.

But Cruz did lose. Because the billionaire was better at playing the election game.

Calling all of his voters idiots is ... well, you were not going to win with Cruz with an attitude like that.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 07:52 PM (uURQL)

340 Actually. Trump does much better with independents than Hillary. At least so far. Independents hate her

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 07:52 PM (zOTsN)

341 324 Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 07:50 PM (aRUb


Duh Donald is more egotistical than Bronk "Columns" "I will lower the coeans" Obama?

"Ok"...

Frankly despite my loathing of Trump I look forward in the event of a Trump victory at the donks being the ones mortified at "President Whim" for a decade.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:52 PM (g8Hfr)

342 Ya know, I have internally told myself that, if it comes down to it, I would likely still be able to vote for Trump if he's the nominee. But not anymore. As G*d is my witness, I'm done. I've had enough of his idiocy. I've had enough of his insults. I wouldn't pee on him if he was on fire. I'd rather peel my skin off than go to the polls to vote for him in a Trump/Clinton matchup. He makes me sick in so many ways, and his crazy childishness is more than I can stomach. He doesn't deserve my vote, and it's a conclusion I made just today. I'll sit it out, except maybe...maybe voting down ticket. We're going down anyway, so it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2016 07:52 PM (+FSld)

343 311 I can't decide if I want a Burrito or a Chimichanga for dinner.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2016 07:47 PM (vhmHt)

********

Chimichanga.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 03, 2016 07:52 PM (mcm0N)

344 Probably the worst retail candidate I've seen in my lifetime.

Posted by: Bally at May 03, 2016 07:39 PM (C6cBW)


Sorry, but I don't buy that for one fucking second! "Retail" candidate is a horseshit term meaning "Pleasing to the Media", and I reject that sort of thinking completely.

Plus, really? What, are you 12 fucking years old? You never heard of Michael Dukakis?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 03, 2016 07:52 PM (nhHPu)

345 I've always thought that Trump has a better chance in the general than Cruz. That doesn't mean I'm confident of Trump winning, but I think some people are getting a little carried away assuming that President Hillary is a done deal.

I've always said that Trump can appeal to LIVs and Cruz can't. Like it or not, they are a sizable portion of the electorate.

It's also kind of ironic that conservatives were unjustly blamed for staying home in 2012, but are threatening to do it for real this year.

Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2016 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

346 339 I hope Trump puts Rubio on the ticket.
Posted by: tutti at May 03, 2016 07:51 PM (nq/J2)


It'll be a huge wall . . . with lots and lots of HUGE doors every 10 feet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 07:52 PM (p4UlV)

347 "I can't decide if I want a Burrito or a Chimichanga for dinner."

Chimi bad! Fried!! You eat celery stick and dirt!! Now!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary's Public Diet Patrol at May 03, 2016 07:52 PM (ntObR)

348 I'm convinced the reason why Bernie is "close" is because 20% of clinton voters are jumping over in these open primaries to vote trump.
Are there numbers available that show how D's vote when they vote R?
I think the thought that someone would change affiliation to enact this strategy is overstated but these bogus open primaries are a different story.

Posted by: chachnach at May 03, 2016 07:53 PM (OEzcY)

349 I don't think so. Can anyone honestly say that Obama is a sane and rational person living in the world of objective reality? Trump has the same mental disease but is a lot dumber and egotistical.

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 07:50 PM (aRUb


That's just beyond silly. It doesn't even rise to the level of ridiculous.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2016 07:53 PM (zc3Db)

350 340 Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 07:52 PM (uURQL)


Barack "I'll be WAY more flexible after my re-election" Obama the sane, humble man for the job.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:53 PM (g8Hfr)

351 Gonna be a long, shitty election cycle. Either way the GOPe and senior party members need to be summarily tarred, feathered and shitcanned.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 03, 2016 07:53 PM (QDVFm)

352
Obama Refusing To Call Navy Seal Killed By ISIS On Front Lines A Combat Death



Because then hed have to admit they were in combat, and boots were on the ground

Weasel Zippers

Typical

On confrence call- have to type silently

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:53 PM (V/InG)

353 >>> BBC radio interviewed some Trump voters. They were blue collar democrats
that have been shived by their party. Cross over voters."



"Problem is... as a group, these have been voting gop for quite a few cycles."

Among the former Reagan Democrats are contingents of those who, after Reagan left, either went back to the Democrats, or just quit voting.

Because the Bushite vision of post-Reagan Republicanism wasn't something they found especially appealing.

Whether there are enough of those people still around, in key states, is an open question.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 03, 2016 07:53 PM (noWW6)

354 The percentage of people here who will end up pulling the lever for Trump in November is well over 85%. I admire your fight though, it's very cute.

Posted by: Fioreena at May 03, 2016 07:54 PM (p0bRw)

355 352 Gonna be a long, shitty election cycle. Either way the GOPe and senior party members need to be summarily tarred, feathered and shitcanned.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 03, 2016 07:53 PM (QDVFm)


Nah. They'll be entrenched as ever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 07:54 PM (p4UlV)

356 I don't care how crazy, how fucked up, how two-faced, how vain or how fucking stupid Trump is.

I only care about one thing- who gets to nominate the next one, two or three Supreme Court judges (pretty sure Ginsberg can't make it another four years and Breyer is 77).

So, by my criteria, Trump will always be better than Hillary.

Posted by: Dogstar at May 03, 2016 07:54 PM (t2N3M)

357 343 Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2016 07:52 PM (+FSld)


Ma'am might I offer "send a crazy fucker to stop crazy fuckers" as a defense?

Hillary! will destroy the 1st, second, and laughingly fourth and fifth amendments with her SCotUS pick...

Scalia was truly the last bulwark of liberty.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:55 PM (g8Hfr)

358 I had GoOgle "Trigglypuff" myself a couple of days ago... If I can use teh GoOglez, anyone can!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 03, 2016 07:55 PM (kP16F)

359 "Trump NARROWS the coalition. He burns every single fucking group in order to double down on non-college educated white males. Independents? Gone. College educated whites? Gone. White women? Gone. Hispanics? Going to vote as heavily Dem as blacks do."

Could happen. But I don't think it will. Hillary's negatives should kill her turnout. The factors you cite will tend to pile up votes for Hillary in states that are already Deep Blue. She's a weak candidate, who gets weaker by the day. She's wed to the worst of Bernie, Obama and Bill.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2016 07:56 PM (bQxkN)

360 359 Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 03, 2016 07:55 PM (kP16F)


Trigglypuff is the living avatar of every SJW female out there.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:56 PM (g8Hfr)

361 355 The percentage of people here who will end up pulling the lever for Trump in November is well over 85%. I admire your fight though, it's very cute.
Posted by: Fioreena at May 03, 2016 07:54 PM (p0bRw)


I will. And it's even more hateful and loathsome than when I did it for McStains and Mitt.

Disastrous as tonight is, Baby Huey Trump still has to get 1,237. It ain't over until it's over.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 07:56 PM (p4UlV)

362 . She's wed to the worst of Bernie, Obama and Bill.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2016 07:56 PM (bQxkN)


now THAT is a porn movie I never want to see

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 07:56 PM (V/InG)

363
This is just crazy. Don't you people realize the incredible job of governing that Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, John McCain, Thad Cocheran, Dennis Hastert, Susan Collins, Orin Hatch and Carl Rove etc. etc. etc. have done over the last 30 years to stem the tide of corruption and massive government?



Vote for small government and freedom like WE represent....



....not some crazy vulgarian bomb thrower like Trump that isn't even a severe conservative like we all are....or some wacko bird tea party terrorist like Cruz who makes moderates nervous and isn't even electable.



Vote Kasich! Let's GOVERN the future.


Posted by: Jonathan Taylor Evans III...GOP consultant at May 03, 2016 07:56 PM (Qj6zv)

364 Ya know, I have internally told myself that, if it
comes down to it, I would likely still be able to vote for Trump if he's
the nominee. But not anymore. As G*d is my witness, I'm done. I've had
enough of his idiocy. I've had enough of his insults. I wouldn't pee on
him if he was on fire. I'd rather peel my skin off than go to the polls
to vote for him in a Trump/Clinton matchup. He makes me sick in so many
ways, and his crazy childishness is more than I can stomach. He doesn't
deserve my vote, and it's a conclusion I made just today. I'll sit it
out, except maybe...maybe voting down ticket. We're going down anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2016 07:52 PM (+FSld)




Pretty much where I am. I spent the first few months of the year believing that the NeverTrump crowd were a bunch of elitist assholes, but Trump being Trump has ended up convincing me that, well, I guess I'm an elitist asshole too.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 03, 2016 07:57 PM (CFl8c)

365 I see catshit is pulling out a strong 8.7%. Will he drop out now?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2016 07:57 PM (V/3Tv)

366 ***Top 5 Other Crazy Things Trump Will Say Between Now and November***

5. "Hillary is a man!"

4. "I always start every day with a great big bowl of Kaboom!"

3. "Rubio's grandfather was on the grassy knoll!!"

2. "Vaccines cause cooties!!!"

1. "I like that qdpsteve's fashion sense!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2016 07:57 PM (ntObR)

367 Oh boy, the post mortem circular firing squad has begun.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 03, 2016 07:57 PM (HEgd8)

368 Well, I left the Republican party after it nominated McCain.

The push for more and more moderate candidates led me to believe that the parties were drifting closer together, and the left side...

If the GOP goes with Trump this is proof.

Nominating Cruz would have brought me back..

Trump is liberal, his supporters are liberal, and now the party is liberal.

Glad I can say it was not my fault.

Posted by: sippin_bourbon at May 03, 2016 07:57 PM (Gl74b)

369 Whoa! Bernie is pulling ahead of Clinton on DD!

Go Bernie go!

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 07:57 PM (uURQL)

370 357 I don't care how crazy, how fucked up, how two-faced, how vain or how fucking stupid Trump is.

I only care about one thing- who gets to nominate the next one, two or three Supreme Court judges (pretty sure Ginsberg can't make it another four years and Breyer is 77).

So, by my criteria, Trump will always be better than Hillary.
Posted by: Dogstar at May 03, 2016 07:54 PM (t2N3M)


You forget the nominations of Anthony Kennedy, Sandra Day O'Connor and Stephen Breyer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 07:57 PM (p4UlV)

371 "We can move past the acrimony and hostility..."

No we can't.

"A hand is being extended in friendship and brotherhood all that is required is that you take it.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2016 06:02 PM (M+Oml)"

It's an orange hand, with nasty, disgusting little chode-fingers.

Posted by: Orange Clown-Shaped Pile of Shit and Garbage at May 03, 2016 07:57 PM (ztrrs)

372 Scalia was truly the last bulwark of liberty.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:55 PM (g8Hfr)
=========================================

As I said when he died, if the Republic only survives because one 80 year old man is carrying it on his back, we have already lost it.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 03, 2016 07:57 PM (dFi94)

373 >>>278 If Trump does win the general in a landslide, builds the wall, and appoints a solid conservative or two to the supreme court. IF he did that would his other faults be forgiven? Would he then be OK to the Cruziers?

_______________


No, because much of this is about ego, not ideology.



Posted by: Bally at May 03, 2016 07:44 PM (C6cBW)
______

What do you mean by ego? Do you mean that the way Trump has handled himself has hurt your ego? Or do you mean that you won't trust Trump's ego?

Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 03, 2016 07:57 PM (ab2et)

374 The percentage of people here who will end up pulling the lever for Trump in November is well over 85%. I admire your fight though, it's very cute.
Posted by: Fioreena
------------

Sadly, they only represent a tiny fraction of the electorate, and possibly the most conservative.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2016 07:57 PM (9mTYi)

375 I see catshit is pulling out a strong 8.7%.

Kasich came out of the Target ladies room to campaign?!?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2016 07:58 PM (ntObR)

376 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at May 03, 2016 07:58 PM (rwI+c)

377 362 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 07:56 PM (p4UlV)


Yup...if I pulled for Juan Queeg and Mittens I can pull for Duh Donald...

I'd prefer Cruz...hell maybe even Postman's Son...but I live in reality not my dreamworld where Phil Gramm won in 1996.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:58 PM (g8Hfr)

378 Ace needs time off. Somewhere away from the internet and news. Somewhere involving peace and quiet and time to read, relax and forget. Badly.

I'm genuinely worried about the guy. We should start up a kickstarter or something to fund a vacation for him. Somewhere far away he can forget problems for a while.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 07:58 PM (39g3+)

379 Got any pudding cups?

Posted by: sticknca at May 03, 2016 07:58 PM (WNHI8)

380
Serious question:

Does anyone know if a political party can declare a primary candidate mentally unstable ?
Posted by: Buy More Brawndo
................

Hoo boy. If so, those Democrats are sure in trouble.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2016 07:58 PM (HgMAr)

381 >>>Gonna be a long, shitty election cycle. Either way
the GOPe and senior party members need to be summarily tarred, feathered
and shitcanned.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 03, 2016 07:53 PM (QDVFm)

Nah. They'll be entrenched as ever.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 07:54 PM (p4UlV)<<<




Yup. I'll still get the best tee and fake tanning times with my good texting buddy, Donald.


Orange ya glad we'll Make America Great Again?

Posted by: "Agent Orange" Boehner at May 03, 2016 07:58 PM (H9MG5)

382 Well, done with voting at last.

Posted by: Kerry Lawson at May 03, 2016 07:58 PM (uz/Pv)

383 Herbal teas can be spiked with bourbon, just so you know.

Posted by: flyover at May 03, 2016 07:58 PM (SVz6E)

384 Good thing Hillery has shown such deep respect of the military, the next 8 years will be great.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (PFZvJ)

385 If Trump does win the general in a landslide, builds the wall, and appoints a solid conservative or two to the supreme court. IF he did that would his other faults be forgiven? Would he then be OK to the Cruziers?

It would surprise the hell out of everyone, mostly Trump himself. But that would be great!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (39g3+)

386 If Trump does win the general in a landslide, builds the wall, and appoints a solid conservative or two to the supreme court. IF he did that would his other faults be forgiven? Would he then be OK to the Cruziers?
-------------

Possibly, but so would Bernie if he did those things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (9mTYi)

387 i think trump is an unstable threat to our physical safety.

Deliberately electing PLA mole doesn't Trump Improbably WWIV scenario where the Joint Chiefs just let Donald toss one.

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (DL2i+)

388 Hillary doesn't pull beyond party. At all

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (zOTsN)

389 Posted by: tutti at May 03, 2016 07:51 PM (nq/J2)

What year did you get your LIV card?

Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (MNgU2)

390 373
Scalia was truly the last bulwark of liberty.



Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:55 PM (g8Hfr)



Wait until President Trump *gags violently* replaces him with his uber liberal sister.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (FsuaD)

391 373 Posted by: grammie winger at May 03, 2016 07:57 PM (dFi94)


I think Clarence Thomas is slowly warming to fill Scalia's shoes.

We lost, the idiots have won and are going to flood the nation with Marxists to take it from us.

The end, endure and rebuild after they fail...which Marxists always do.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (g8Hfr)

392 So now conservatives can't vote for Trump because they might get hurt by him?

This place has definitely gone full retard.

All because "your guy" didn't win, we clearly need to get behind Hillary for our safety.

Posted by: Bally at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (C6cBW)

393 Could happen. But I don't think it will. Hillary's negatives should kill her turnout. The factors you cite will tend to pile up votes for Hillary in states that are already Deep Blue. She's a weak candidate, who gets weaker by the day. She's wed to the worst of Bernie, Obama and Bill.

If Hillary is such a horrible candidate, why are you so happy we are nominating someone who is barely a Republican? If she sucks that bad, we could have gone with an actual Republican forget a conservative.

Instead we are stuck with the Orange Shamwow guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (/tuJf)

394 If you trying to get sleep alcohol is not really good.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 08:00 PM (PFZvJ)

395 Disastrous as tonight is, Baby Huey Trump still has to get 1,237

I seem to remember Baby Huey being a rather pleasant character-just uuuuuuuuge, Trump a pleasant character? Not so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2016 08:00 PM (w4NZ8)

396 Trump is liberal, his supporters are liberal, and now the party is liberal.

Glad I can say it was not my fault.
Posted by: sippin_bourbon at May 03, 2016 07:57 PM (Gl74b)


A) Trump might be a closet liberal but if he is, he is a 60's type Democrat.. Todays Democrat- ALL OF THE- are socialists or communists.

B)He is getting over 50% of the Republican Vote and that is not a liberal vote

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 08:00 PM (V/InG)

397 @321 I think this is the closest we ever came, and he was VP.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Eagleton

Getting rid of Trump would be more like that time Gandalf knocked the shit out of Denethor while he was raving about something and everyone in your theatre cheered and he took over the battle. Or more likely what the Ironmen did to Theon in Winterfell, pop him in the head and then run away to regroup and fight another day. If a kindly maester offers Trump a chance to take the black and give up, he should probably take it.

Posted by: Cjw at May 03, 2016 08:00 PM (IF7/S)

398 391 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (FsuaD)


I fully expect Trump to fuck us on judicial nominees...of course Bush let Schumer pick our nominees didn't he?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:00 PM (g8Hfr)

399 370 Whoa! Bernie is pulling ahead of Clinton on DD!

Go Bernie go!
Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 07:57 PM (uURQL)


Be careful what you wish for. I'm more worried about him as the nominee than Hillary. He seems to be a real Pied Piper to the young'uns.

Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2016 08:00 PM (sdi6R)

400 How did Rubio enter this conversation? He's like two shades of grey away from a ball-gag and whipping session in the GOPe loyalty room.

Posted by: Fritz at May 03, 2016 08:00 PM (f40FU)

401 I wonder how hard it is to set up a GoFundMe. Get Ace a vacation to Aruba. Or just to a spa or something.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:00 PM (39g3+)

402 Serious question:

Does anyone know if a political party can declare a primary candidate mentally unstable ?
Posted by: Buy More Brawndo


I'm sure there is some codicil in their by-laws covering all these contingencies. Except, who's going to be the Katherine Harris to make that announcement?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 08:00 PM (p4UlV)

403 Disastrous as tonight is, Baby Huey Trump still has to get 1,237. It ain't over until it's over.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 07:56 PM (p4UlV)
..............
It is OVER!

Posted by: Bubba Watson at May 03, 2016 08:01 PM (ngDhD)

404 The end, endure and rebuild after they fail...which Marxists always do.
Posted by: sven10077
-------------

Not necessarily.

Posted by: Fidel Castro at May 03, 2016 08:01 PM (9mTYi)

405 I'm genuinely worried about the guy.

Just moving out of the NE would do our ewok a world of good. If there was ever a guy who could do his job from the Keys or Texas or the High Country of Colorado or even France, it's a professional blogger.

France might be even better since he could post during our daytime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 03, 2016 08:01 PM (rwI+c)

406 This place has definitely gone full retard.

All because "your guy" didn't win, we clearly need to get behind Hillary for our safety.
Posted by: Bally at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (C6cBW)



Who are you, and where did you come from?

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:01 PM (uURQL)

407 Bernie is Hickory, Hilly is South Bend.

Posted by: redenzo at May 03, 2016 08:02 PM (WCnJW)

408 If Trump does win the general in a landslide, builds the wall, and
appoints a solid conservative or two to the supreme court. IF he did
that would his other faults be forgiven? Would he then be OK to the
Cruziers?


No. Because what the country needs, most of all, is not a border wall, not an improved economy, not new judges, not to destroy the uniparty, but a leader who will throw away his chance to do these things because it is not constitutional for him to do so by fiat. Our country is in dire straits, but the killing blow will be the establishment of a single ruler. We are perilously close to that now

Does anyone think that Trump, if given the opportunity to use Obama's phone and pen, will not do so?

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 03, 2016 08:02 PM (bZ7mE)

409 396 Disastrous as tonight is, Baby Huey Trump still has to get 1,237

I seem to remember Baby Huey being a rather pleasant character-just uuuuuuuuge, Trump a pleasant character? Not so much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2016 08:00 PM (w4NZ


You are correct, sir. Drew a blank for a character.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 08:02 PM (p4UlV)

410 Get Ace a vacation to Aruba.

What? You want to disappear him like that Natelle Holloway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 08:02 PM (V/InG)

411 It's going to be quite entertaining to watch Trump as he realizes that the media have two modes in an election year: pre-GOP nomination and post-GOP nomination.

In 2008, the media treated McCain with adoring kid gloves. Why, he was a tough _maverick_, don't you know? Up until he was nominated. Then he suddenly became an out of touch old fogey, liable to die in office from cancer, with uncontrollable psychotic anger issues from his POW years.

In 2012, the media stayed away from any criticism of Mitt Romney in the primaries. Fawning profiles of "the man who saved the Olympics". Up until he was nominated. Then Romney became a icily cold corporate gangster who killed Joe Soptic's wife, and poured the ill-gotten gains into accounts in the Caymans after not paying taxes on them.

Trump is coming right up to that cusp, and he's visibly expecting that the media will continue to treat him after the nomination the same way that they did before the nomination, and of course the media are not going to do ANY SUCH THING. They'll turn on him in microseconds just as they did to McCain and to Romney.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 03, 2016 08:02 PM (noWW6)

412 336 >>> So your saying vote for another candidate I don't agree with again like McCain, Mittens and now Trump.

======

We don't have a third party candidate we can blame if we lose THIS one.

Posted by: franksalterego at May 03, 2016 08:02 PM (Cd+Fa)

413 Watching the video of that idiot blurting "Lyin' Ted!" at every irrefutable fact, totally unconcerned with informing himself put me over the top. I think he's a perfect reflection of his preferred candidate. He seems to literally luxuriate in his willful blindness. I won't associate myself with that. I pray for a peaceful disaggregation.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 03, 2016 08:02 PM (UeegB)

414 SCOTUS is well and truly fucked no matter what

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:02 PM (zOTsN)

415 405 Posted by: Fidel Castro at May 03, 2016 08:01 PM (9mTYi)


You whore Cuba out to your capitalist enemies comrade...

you failed.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:02 PM (g8Hfr)

416
I see catshit is pulling out a strong 8.7%.
.....................

8.7% of the people in Indiana are mailmen?

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2016 08:02 PM (HgMAr)

417 I think Clarence Thomas is slowly warming to fill Scalia's shoes.
=============================================


I think you're right, sven. He is Scalia's natural successor, and if I read him correctly, he will feel a duty to step up to the task. I hear he is asking questions now when cases are presented. That is new for him.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 03, 2016 08:03 PM (dFi94)

418 379 Ace needs time off. Somewhere away from the internet and news. Somewhere involving peace and quiet and time to read, relax and forget. Badly.

I'm genuinely worried about the guy. We should start up a kickstarter or something to fund a vacation for him. Somewhere far away he can forget problems for a while.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 07:58 PM (39g3+)

Agree with you, but I'm afraid that, right now, if he read that, he would tell me to fuck off.
I've been at this site for years and years, and never has seen this amount of anger and acrimony, from him and lots of others.
Damned shame.

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2016 08:03 PM (7JVJC)

419 Bernie almost four points above Hillary on Drudge right now?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2016 08:03 PM (ptqRm)

420 I don't understand how the Giants can legally play a vampire, with Gregor Blanco. How does he play day games anyway?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:03 PM (39g3+)

421 Bill O'Reilly just said Cruz went after Trump today, "in a really personal way."

What a stupid, wife-beating fuckwit he is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 08:03 PM (FsuaD)

422 The end game involves chimichangas and Valerian root.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 03, 2016 08:03 PM (4ErVI)

423 This place has definitely gone full retard.

All because "your guy" didn't win, we clearly need to get behind Hillary for our safety.
Posted by: Bally at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (C6cBW)


So, let's see. By pointing out the verifiable fact that your candidate is a lifelong liberal and is shooting his mouth off with the most insane garbage, that makes us "full retard?"

Take a look in the mirror, pal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 08:04 PM (p4UlV)

424 >>>301 "If Trump does win the general in a landslide, builds the wall, and appoints a solid conservative or two to the supreme court. IF he did that would his other faults be forgiven? "


If he gets one-third of that done I'll be happy and surprised.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 03, 2016 07:46 PM (HEgd

______

What I'm getting at is that if Trump either begins producing conservative results or more likely during the general election campaign begins to give the legitimate appearance that if elected he will produce conservative results - is that enough to heal the divide?

I mean if it is a personality thing w/ Trump - I get that, Cruz gave me the creepy vibe.

But even then I would vote Cruz, Trump or a blind shaved goat over the democrats.

Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 03, 2016 08:04 PM (ab2et)

425 418 Posted by: grammie winger at May 03, 2016 08:03 PM (dFi94)


He and Alito will do an able job filling the mechanical merits of Scalia's intellectual presence....

where they are flat is the humor and mockery in the rulings I'd wager....

and f**k Roberts and Kennedy...

that is all.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:04 PM (g8Hfr)

426 Trump supporters, I hope he's everything you 'believe' he is. I could never support Hillary, but I can't ever sign my name to a Trump vote. Gonna have to sit this one out and watch it burn.

Posted by: DiesIrae at May 03, 2016 08:05 PM (HB66j)

427 The end game involves chimichangas and Valerian root.

Hopefully not together. Valerian tastes like the floor of an old locker room.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:05 PM (39g3+)

428 @ 412
Truth

Posted by: Trumplethinskin at May 03, 2016 08:05 PM (VDovR)

429 Ace, in case you're reading this, here is an actual game-changing non-pharmaceutical way to conquer insomnia:

Combine these two supplements:

Inositol
5-HTP

I know someone who had terrible insomnia, and started taking these two, and they worked almost miraculously.

5-HTP is an amino acid that is a precursor to melatonin and seratonin, so it primes your body to manufacture its own sleep-inducing agents naturally.

Inositol is a B-vitamin that the body is supposed to make itself, but doesn't always do so, and when taken in pill form actually outperforms SSRIs in anxiety-reduction in double-blind studies.

At a minimum, both Isositol and 5-HTP are known to be completely harmless and have zero side effects.

Medium-case scenario, they somehow work via the placebo effect -- but hey, if you're sleeping, that counts as working.

Best-case scenario, they actually do something chemically that helps ease insomnia.

My vote is with the last option. Online research of a zillion anecdotal accounts backs up their efficacy.

Also, they're very inexpensive, so there's little risk.

And you don't have to worry and all the countless short-term and long-term side effects of sedatives or psych drugs. Yuck to those!

Posted by: zombie at May 03, 2016 08:05 PM (jBuUi)

430 I voted for Cruz in my primary. It's over. Hanging on now is counterproductive. He has a future, but this wasn't his year. Kasich needs to fuck right off.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2016 08:05 PM (kTF2Z)

431 The one thing that continues to puzzle me is why a lot of people call Cruz their "3rd or 4th" choice.... Personally, I don't give a shit about a candidates face, or his tone of voice...I care that HE cares about, ah, I dunno, America, maybe...the Constitution...shit like that.

He's always sounded like the best guy to be President at this time in our history, I'm just confused why anyone wouldn't have back such a pro-America guy from the get-go.

Then again, what the fuck do I know?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 03, 2016 08:05 PM (nhHPu)

432 >>>422 Bill O'Reilly just said Cruz went after Trump today, "in a really personal way."
What a stupid, wife-beating fuckwit he is.

But his phone sex is AWESOME.

Posted by: LOL Kabong at May 03, 2016 08:05 PM (MCmqp)

433 311 I can't decide if I want a Burrito or a Chimichanga for dinner.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2016 07:47 PM (vhmHt)

What? Are you fucking kidding me? There's nothing to decide!

Posted by: Deadpool at May 03, 2016 08:06 PM (0mRoj)

434 "Does anyone think that Trump, if given the opportunity to use Obama's phone and pen, will not do so?"

Trump has precisely the same commitment to constitutional government as Barack Obama.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 03, 2016 08:06 PM (eHpnh)

435 So, I have a kitty, Bueller, who is...well let us say...special. He spends most of his time in our walk-in closet in a cat bed.

This past weekend, he barfed in his cat bed, so I threw it out and ordered him a new one, which won't arrive until Thursday.

He's sitting on the bench in my bathroom, looking like a lost, lonely refugee. Poor kitty.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 03, 2016 08:06 PM (+eR2D)

436 This place has definitely gone full retard.

All because "your guy" didn't win, we clearly need to get behind Hillary for our safety.
Posted by: Bally at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (C6cBW)


So, let's see. By pointing out the verifiable fact that your candidate is a lifelong liberal and is shooting his mouth off with the most insane garbage, that makes us "full retard?"

Take a look in the mirror, pal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2016 08:04 PM (p4UlV)

Nah I gotta go with Bally on this one.
Yeah I think Trump is 1/2 nuts but the choice is going to be- baring an indictment or other such- Trump vs hillary.

And I am NOT voting for hillary so that only leaves me one choice and I think that is what Bally meant

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 08:06 PM (V/InG)

437 I've been at this site for years and years, and never has seen this amount of anger and acrimony, from him and lots of others. Damned shame.

I think I can relate.

America needs to be fixed... but *no one* wants to do the heavy lifting, and all Trump seems to offer is fast-food solutions to meat-and-potatoes problems.

Too many people just want a magic fix, choosing to stay completely ignorant of the legal and constitutional challenges that he and anyone else would face.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2016 08:06 PM (ntObR)

438 A) Trump might be a closet liberal but if he is, he is a 60's type Democrat.. Todays Democrat- ALL OF THE- are socialists or communists.

-------------------------

There is not might about it..
and no, more like a late 90's early 2000's liberal.
Because.. during that time he was openly liberal.

In fact he was openly liberal until he filed with the GOP...

Posted by: sippin_bourbon at May 03, 2016 08:06 PM (Gl74b)

439
Agree with you, but I'm afraid that, right now, if he read that, he would tell me to fuck off.
I've been at this site for years and years, and never has seen this amount of anger and acrimony, from him and lots of others.
Damned shame.
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2016 08:03 PM (7JVJC)


Yep. Been here since before 2008. Now I only post with disposable nics.

I tried to calm the acrimony for a long time, but pretty much threw it in when Ace went rabid anti-Trump.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy's Foreskin at May 03, 2016 08:07 PM (mBYZv)

440 Posted by: zombie at May 03, 2016 08:05 PM (jBuUi)

Good idea on the precursor stuff. As we age our bodies don't make as much melatonin. And none of us here are getting any younger.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 03, 2016 08:07 PM (4ErVI)

441 "or a blind shaved goat over the democrats."


Well, looks like Bucket of Vomit and Hyena have some new competition.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 03, 2016 08:07 PM (HEgd8)

442 435 Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 03, 2016 08:06 PM (eHpnh)


The American people are over that pesky "separation of powers" thing....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:07 PM (g8Hfr)

443 Ace needs to get laid. Best sleep aid ever.

Assemble the semi-virgin sacrifices!

Posted by: @votermom at May 03, 2016 08:07 PM (nbrY/)

444 Trump--in your heart--you know he is lying--about everything.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 03, 2016 08:07 PM (mcm0N)

445 OK, time for you to all coalesce around your last hope

Posted by: John Katshit at May 03, 2016 08:07 PM (AfNGb)

446
Bill O'Reilly just said Cruz went after Trump today, "in a really personal way."

What a stupid, wife-beating fuckwit he is.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 08:03 PM (FsuaD)
..................

In all fairness, his wife was probably not being pithy.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2016 08:07 PM (HgMAr)

447 Wow.

If we could turn some of this vitriol for Trump against Hillary, we'd be able get somewhere.

I don't know about you guys, but that bitch scares the shit out of me.

Trump?

Not so much.

Posted by: franksalterego at May 03, 2016 08:08 PM (Cd+Fa)

448 >>>Does anyone know if a political party can declare a primary candidate mentally unstable ?<<<

Ever hear of Edmund Muskie and his addiction to ibogaine? Wait, that was a media hit job. Nevermind.

Posted by: Fritz at May 03, 2016 08:08 PM (f40FU)

449 436 Aww.But are you sure it was the cat be?Maybe he is a Cruz supporter.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2016 08:08 PM (B48dK)

450 "Kasich needs to fuck right off."



Yep. Fast.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (HEgd8)

451 In all fairness, his wife was probably not being pithy.

She opined too much.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (rwI+c)

452 >>>Bill O'Reilly just said Cruz went after Trump today, "in a really personal way."
What a stupid, wife-beating fuckwit he is.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 08:03 PM (FsuaD)<<<




Folks, don't be a popinjay and pick up my new book, "Killing Brain Cells". Buy from the Factor Store and I'll throw in a free loofah.


'Cause I'm looking out... for you.

Posted by: Bill O'Really at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (H9MG5)

453 The fix doesn't start with the oval office, the oval office is a result of the fix. I'd much prefer guys like Cruz in there, but ultimately he wouldn't be able to do much. This is a long, tough fight and it starts on the ground at home and in your neighborhood, not the voting booth and not in Washington DC.

Its that desperation and need to get "the right guys" in that misses the point. All it does is mess you up inside so you can't sleep and feel miserable and frustrated.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (39g3+)

454 Glenn Beck...tomorrow, can't wait...the on air meltdown will be EPIC!

Posted by: Alf767 at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (VUb0u)

455 , and never has seen this amount of anger and acrimony, from him and lots of others.

Damned shame.

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2016 08:03 PM (7JVJC)

Having your country lost to a mentally ill narcissist can have that affect. It's magnified when you find out many of your peers are bigger suckers than the Obamatrons were. Kind of shocking to me. After all the hand waving away of the leftists claims that conservatives were the "dumb party"....you find out they were right. It's disorienting imo.

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (aRUb8)

456 Ways to tell your GF may be a liberal: Things she may say:

- "I've got on the same pink thong panties that Hillary wears"

- "Let's go see that great new Will Ferrell movie"

- "I haven't shaved my legs in weeks"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (ntObR)

457 You'll have to excuse me, but after 3+ months of political anti-whomever bullshit, I'm just trying to talk about anything. else. but. fucking. trump. and. cruz.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (+eR2D)

458 Ace ...

... I'm obviously late to the thread.

But dude ... when you're tired. Sleep.

That shit is nothing to play around with.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (fiGNd)

459 When we say "Let it burn!", does "it" refer merely to America as a nation, or to Western civilization generally, or (more excitingly) to the entire known universe?

Posted by: zombie at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (jBuUi)

460 I'm not going to worry until I see Ivanka arrive at the WH with a van full of empty bank sacks.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (HgMAr)

461 Sometimes taking too many supplements of things our body makes can lead to our body simply not making it due to the supplements. Not sure if that happens with melatonin, but precursors should get around that possible problem.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (4ErVI)

462 I'm going for the wet burrito tonight. A carnitas filled burrito smothered with Verde sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, sour cream, and guacamole on the side.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (V/3Tv)

463 Nah I gotta go with Bally on this one.
Yeah I think Trump is 1/2 nuts but the choice is going to be- baring an indictment or other such- Trump vs hillary.

And I am NOT voting for hillary so that only leaves me one choice and I think that is what Bally meant

------------------------------------------

hwww.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_sanders-5565.html#!

RCP (which by the way had Trump winning in Indiana) shows even Sanders will beat Trump.

So even if she is indicted, Trump will lose.

Posted by: sippin_bourbon at May 03, 2016 08:10 PM (Gl74b)

464 Donny and Hillary, the race to the Emergency Room.

Who are the Veeps?

If the meltdowns happen before the election I savor the Bernie Cruz race.

Hey Lapdogs: Go stake out Walgreens and check out who gets the moody drugs, ya lickspittles.

Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: 80's music fan at May 03, 2016 08:10 PM (j/tOh)

465 I'm sure all those against Trump here have no love for Hillary

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 08:10 PM (PFZvJ)

466 453 Posted by: Bill O'Really at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (H9MG5)


I'll buy "Killing Billy O'Shamrock" Bill...nothing else.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:10 PM (g8Hfr)

467 Look on the bright side, all the Trump Will Definitely Start WWIV When Putin/Jong-Un/Chinese Make A Simultaneous 'Small Dick' Joke Warfare Attack (despite Joke Warfare having been banned by the Geneva Conventions), maybe one or all of them will start the world war during Obama's last 7 months.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2016 08:10 PM (f4AGl)

468 Well Cruz will still be in the senate looking out for the republic

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:10 PM (zOTsN)

469 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2016 08:06 PM (ntObR)

I wonder if it's more than that. We have let our government devolve into something resembling a banana republic with a respectable patina. I wonder if people are coming to the realization that it could take something more than politics to change the course and they're scared of what that something might be.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 03, 2016 08:10 PM (QDVFm)

470 16 down 1 to go

Posted by: redenzo at May 03, 2016 08:10 PM (WCnJW)

471 "Assemble the semi-virgin sacrifices!"


Lightly used.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 03, 2016 08:11 PM (HEgd8)

472 @456
Sadly, I agreed with this.

Posted by: Trumplethinskin at May 03, 2016 08:11 PM (VDovR)

473 Ma'am might I offer "send a crazy fucker to stop crazy fuckers" as a defense?


--

I don't know, sven. Something snapped within me today regarding Trump. The man is a nasty a$$ed, lying, foolish, ego-maniacal vulgarian. Same as Cankles. I have zero trust in Donald Trump. I have nothing but disgust, and I ain't votin' for that. He's lost me completely. And it didn't have to be this way, but he's burned that bridge. I doubt I'm alone.

Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2016 08:11 PM (+FSld)

474 Crotchety, hmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2016 08:11 PM (ntObR)

475 PREDICTION: Mr. Trump will win 100% of the California delegates.

Posted by: Myshiba at May 03, 2016 08:11 PM (0mskG)

476 I'm genuinely worried about the guy. We should start up a kickstarter or something to fund a vacation for him. Somewhere far away he can forget problems for a while.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 07:58 PM (39g3+)


Not a bad idea, man.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 03, 2016 08:11 PM (nhHPu)

477 I'm going for the wet burrito tonight. A carnitas
filled burrito smothered with Verde sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, sour
cream, and guacamole on the side.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (V/3Tv)



If this is a real thing, it sounds great. I love carnitas. Made some a few weeks ago and it was de-freaking-licious.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 03, 2016 08:11 PM (+eR2D)

478 460 Posted by: zombie at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (jBuUi)


"yes"

No seriously "let it burn" is just getting out of the way Zombie...

MAKE IT BURN is voting for the Donk to speed it up.

I am firmly in the "get out of the way" camp....

Western Civ is due an ass kicking I'd wager...we earned it by hating God and Good.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:11 PM (g8Hfr)

479 Drudge has Sanders pulling ahead by another .1%



His lead seems to be increasing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2016 08:12 PM (ptqRm)

480 Holy shir, Trump tweets that Cruz made crazy allegations??

Say it with me lids, c-r-a-z-y.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 03, 2016 08:12 PM (U+nHb)

481 Well. Fuck. And yes I do blame the luicifer bs for part of this.

Posted by: lauren at May 03, 2016 08:12 PM (Covpc)

482 And none of us here are getting any younger.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: Benjamin Button at May 03, 2016 08:12 PM (/ciMI)

483 "Glenn Beck...tomorrow, can't wait...the on air meltdown will be EPIC!"



Will he shoot a dog?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 03, 2016 08:12 PM (HEgd8)

484 So can old Bern win tonight ? This is much more interesting than the coronation of Mr. Beclowner...

Posted by: donna at May 03, 2016 08:12 PM (O2RFr)

485 Europeans aren't afraid Trump will drop the bomb


They are afraid he will be totally isolationist and withdraw entirely from the world stage and seal our borders

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:13 PM (zOTsN)

486 474 Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2016 08:11 PM (+FSld)


Roger's Rules of Order is not what works in Obamamerica sadly.

Hillary! is as much an enemy agent as Bronko....

maybe more since I suspect she is Huma Abedin's sock puppet.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:13 PM (g8Hfr)

487 484 I'm going to go out on a limb and predict copious weeping.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2016 08:13 PM (B48dK)

488 J. J. Sefton

I do have a cartoon character which I just made up for Trump-Mirror Universe, Richie Rich.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2016 08:13 PM (w4NZ8)

489 When we say "Let it burn!", does "it" refer merely to America as a
nation, or to Western civilization generally, or (more excitingly) to
the entire known universe?


Western Civ, since that is what is currently well alight. Rest of the world is likely to follow suit, of course.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 03, 2016 08:13 PM (bZ7mE)

490 "They'll turn on him in microseconds just as they did to McCain and to Romney."

I wasn't born a Trumpster and he wasn't on my personal Morning Line. I became a convert after my early choices got killed and I realized Trump was a media phenom who could work in this crazy cycle, including by Hondling media.

I think this will hold true in the general so long as Hillary doesn't lose the FBI primary. She's such a great target.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2016 08:14 PM (bQxkN)

491 Everyone!

Lets go back to having aquatic bints distributing swords from ponds as a sound means of picking leadership.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2016 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

492 Lucky for me my vote doesn't matter in Maryland. I won't be forced to vote against my conscious. I plan to vote entirely down ballot and skip the president button or write-in Reince Prebuis or something full retard like that.

Posted by: chachnach at May 03, 2016 08:14 PM (OEzcY)

493 Beck said that if Indiana disappointed him he'd be on suicide watch.

Posted by: @votermom at May 03, 2016 08:14 PM (nbrY/)

494 Well, this has all been lots and lots of fun, but I'm going to go out and have a Cowboy Cut bone-in ribeye, with sweet potato ( butter & brown sugar), 3 extra shrimp, and a skillet cookie.
The end times are easier if the food is good.
Keep on fighting Horde. I'll drink one formyou...

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2016 08:14 PM (7JVJC)

495 The percentage of people here who will end up
pulling the lever for Trump in November is well over 85%. I admire your
fight though, it's very cute.
Posted by: Fioreena at May 03, 2016 07:54 PM (p0bRw)

I hope you keep telling yourself that. It will make it even funnier watching your meltdown in November after your orange messiah gets crushed in a 40-state landslide.

Posted by: Orange Clown-Shaped Pile of Shit and Garbage at May 03, 2016 08:14 PM (ztrrs)

496 Europeans aren't afraid Trump will drop the bomb
They are afraid he will be totally isolationist and withdraw entirely from the world stage and seal our borders
Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:13 PM (zOTsN)


Last I heard, their nationalists are hoping he gets the job, because it will help them gain political power and kick out their Muslim threat.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (uURQL)

497 I'm out. I have Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to watch.

A weird palate cleanser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (FsuaD)

498 One thing I think we can all agree on, this is going to be the dirtiest, ugliest general election in our lifetimes.

All slime all the time.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (/tuJf)

499 493 Lucky for me my vote doesn't matter in Maryland. I won't be forced to vote against my conscious. I plan to vote entirely down ballot and skip the president button or write-in Reince Prebuis or something full retard like that.


Being in CA. My vote doesn't matter either... I'm thinking of writing in Clint Eastwood...

Posted by: donna at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (O2RFr)

500 I've been cheering the old Bolshavik on, if only to get one more grey hair on Hillary's head.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (PFZvJ)

501 494 Posted by: @votermom at May 03, 2016 08:14 PM (nbrY/)


That Grin Breck...such a tease...

I'd send him 500 bucks worth of AMIGO GRANDE! Teddy Bears if he'd pull the trigger.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (g8Hfr)

502 500!

Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (e3bId)

503 "Lets go back to having aquatic bints distributing swords from ponds as a sound means of picking leadership."

See, now this is leadership!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (ptqRm)

504 California isn't for another month.


Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (5UC/8)

505 Drudge has Sanders pulling ahead by another .1%

So what would Hillary's stooges do now-Throw cards, flip coins or something else to ensure she gets the delegates?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (w4NZ8)

506
I think this will hold true in the general so long as Hillary doesn't lose the FBI primary. She's such a great target.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2016 08:14 PM (bQxkN)


"Can you vote for that crooked unindicted felon? I don't think so."

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (uURQL)

507 Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (e3bId)

508 I see Kasich came out to say his strategy remains the same. He believes in miracles, regardless to the cost of others.

Posted by: oddnot says ~sigh~ at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (g1MTt)

509 Beck said that if Indiana disappointed him he'd be on suicide watch.


Beck is just another hysterical drama queen who needs some thorazine until after November.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy's Foreskin at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (mBYZv)

510 451
"Kasich needs to fuck right off."







Yep. Fast.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 03, 2016 08:09 PM (HEgd

I agree. If it wasn't for that egotistical liberal douche, it wouldn't have been as tight for Cruz. Kasich is a flaming liberal and so is Trump. People actually can't figure this???

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (aRUb8)

511 Having your country lost to a mentally ill narcissist can have that affect.

Already had that, in 2008. Come on, as bad as Trump is, he's still better than Hillary and Obama. Get a grasp on reality here, you've built the guy up into such an ogre its ridiculous. He's not some tyrant, he's not Hitler, he doesn't have brownshirts, he's not inciting violence.

He's a low info jackwagon, he's a jerk and a womanizer. He's unworthy of the office, but so was Clinton and Obama, and they are also hard left radical nutjars. Trump isn't this ghastly cthlhuian horror.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (39g3+)

512 The moral of 2016: politics ain't gonna fix America. Not for a long time, anyway.

Our culture needs to be fixed first. Then, hopefully maybe, there will be a trickle-down effect into politics.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (ntObR)

513 Ya wet burritos are real, choice of fillings and either green or red sauce. Always the same sides too wherever I get one.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (V/3Tv)

514 @ 491
Ignoramus, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you. Prime real estate, yuuuuge, yuuuge, I tell ya!

Posted by: Trumplethinskin at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (VDovR)

515 Folks ... as I said earlier today ...

... it helps me, tight wound as I am, when I do basic preps. Also helped, once I started doing basic preps, reading shit like how the Great Depression went down.

Because then it turned into a problem to solve.

If that's not your cup of tea - cool. If it is - I'd really be glad to swap stories.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (fiGNd)

516 "But even then I would vote Cruz, Trump or a blind shaved goat over the democrats."

I will, as my grim depressing duty, go vote against the Democrats, rather than for the GOP. A tradition dating back to 1988.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (noWW6)

517 There is no comparison to Trump to any other nominee that's been thrust upon us. I decided years ago that Trump was the opposite of everything I respect about a person. There is no way I would ever vote for Trump for anything much less President. That he might be running against Hillary made me reconsider but that went away after a few seconds. He will still win Texas but not with my help.

Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (MNgU2)

518 I'm genuinely worried about the guy. We should start up a kickstarter or something to fund a vacation for him. Somewhere far away he can forget problems for a while.

----

How about the Taj Majal Casino!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (AfNGb)

519 It's clearly going to wind up being a unity ticket--Trump's not going to run against his old friend Hill-dawg, and she's been "co-President" before.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (/ciMI)

520 Drudge has Sanders pulling ahead by another .1%



His lead seems to be increasing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2016 08:12 PM (ptqRm)

Best News of the Night. I love to see her suffer and huff and puff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (V/InG)

521 Lets go back to having aquatic bints distributing swords from ponds as a sound means of picking leadership.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2016 08:14 PM (u82oZ)


Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me theyd put me away!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (+eR2D)

522
I'd send him 500 bucks worth of AMIGO GRANDE! Teddy Bears if he'd pull the trigger.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (g8Hfr)

YUP

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (QPdNE)

523 Seriously Beck needs a psych intervention and he harmed Cruz' s campaign a lot.

Posted by: @votermom at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (nbrY/)

524 462 Sometimes taking too many supplements of things our body makes can lead to our body simply not making it due to the supplements. Not sure if that happens with melatonin, but precursors should get around that possible problem.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Yep.

Best-known example is that taking steroids and actual testosterone makes your balls shrink to marble-size, since they are no longer "needed" to make those hormones. But if you take "precursors" known to stimulate your body to make more of its own testosterone, then your balls stay normal size, or perhaps even to grow to grapefruit size, impressing the ladies as you smack them around in your T-fueled rage. (Wait wait, this comment went haywire.)

Posted by: zombie at May 03, 2016 08:17 PM (jBuUi)

525

All slime all the time.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (/tuJf)

******

Naaa, he likes Hillary.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 03, 2016 08:17 PM (mcm0N)

526 Ace will come around on Trump. Once the GOP brain trust (snicker) does. It'll be great fun watching it happen.

Even Rove and Kristol are crumbling, so it's just a matter of time.

Posted by: tsj017 at May 03, 2016 08:17 PM (jnAOr)

527 Damn dirty APES!!!!!

Posted by: Garbone at May 03, 2016 08:17 PM (9dH/8)

528 In other news, the human genetic map of Ice Age Europe. So far no weasel DNA unearthed.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hoydznt

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:17 PM (ZIMdy)

529 All slime all the time.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (/tuJf)

******

Naaa, he likes Hillary.

Yep, been way harder on lyin Ted than Hillary!

Posted by: donna at May 03, 2016 08:18 PM (O2RFr)

530 Drudge has Sanders pulling ahead by another .1%

He can win by 70% and Hillary still gets at least as many delegates.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:18 PM (39g3+)

531 HMB

Nationalists here? Or in Europe? trumps noises about NATO and making Europe defend itself?

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:18 PM (zOTsN)

532 I'm sure all those against Trump here have no love for Hillary

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 08:10 PM (PFZvJ)


Yeah this is the thing, even if Trump were actually somewhat conservative and not the big government Democrat he clearly is, he still is the only person in the country who gets trounced by the otherwise hated Hillary. Opposing Trump isn't supporting Hillary, supporting Trump will give the otherwise easily beatable Hillary a landslide mandate. But Hillary mandate is what we've chosen, at this point I'll be happy if we don't end up with a 60 seat Dem majority in addition to losing the House.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 03, 2016 08:18 PM (CFl8c)

533 Trump says he's going to vet VP candidates now. Who will be that sacrificial lamb?

Figure it has to be someone with no hopes for the future - don't get tied in with the train wreck. So a last hurrah, like for Kasich or Christie.

Otherwise another outsider? Some Hollywood GOPer? Mike Tyson? Omarosa?

All seem to be viable in Trumpland

Posted by: Doc at May 03, 2016 08:18 PM (Vgl4t)

534 Folks ... as I said earlier today ...

... it helps me, tight wound as I am, when I do basic preps. Also helped, once I started doing basic preps, reading shit like how the Great Depression went down.

Because then it turned into a problem to solve.

If that's not your cup of tea - cool. If it is - I'd really be glad to swap stories.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (fiGNd)


Stuck in Silicon Valley with family. Not sure what to aim for. If SHTF, this place is unsustainable.

What to even aim for?

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:18 PM (uURQL)

535 I'd send him 500 bucks worth of AMIGO GRANDE! Teddy Bears if he'd pull the trigger.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:15 PM (g8Hfr)

Wait a minute!....are you that guy that confronted Cruz yesterday and ended up looking like a vapid Trumpatron?Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 08:18 PM (aRUb8)

536 529 Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:17 PM (ZIMdy)


The weasel genes came from the south Ms Puma...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:19 PM (g8Hfr)

537 Naaa, he likes Hillary.

I dunno about that, but he's super touchy, so when she or her stooges inevitably go after him, he'll turn on the attack machine.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:19 PM (39g3+)

538 529 Hey!

Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2016 08:19 PM (e3bId)

539 If it happens I'll be happier than all get out, but I've lost hope Hillary will see a indictment

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 08:19 PM (PFZvJ)

540 "Our culture needs to be fixed first. Then, hopefully maybe, there will be a trickle-down effect into politics."


Agree. Politics is down river of society.

Now, the trick is how do we fundamentally fix our society?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 03, 2016 08:19 PM (HEgd8)

541 Beck is just another hysterical drama queen who needs some thorazine until after November.

Meh.

Six weeks at Shaky Acres making bead string bracelets and weaving pot-holders and he'll get right back out there selling Goldline and bitter tears, but mostly Goldline.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 03, 2016 08:19 PM (YHTNN)

542 I'll go to sleep a happy man if the lying bitch loses tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 08:20 PM (V/InG)

543 Ya wet burritos are real, choice of fillings and either green or red sauce. Always the same sides too wherever I get one.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (V/3Tv)



Well, it sounds great. I have to be honest, being this is the Horde and all, I wasn't sure that "wet burrito" wasn't a euphemism for something.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 03, 2016 08:20 PM (+eR2D)

544 And with victory finally in hand, he goes back to the "Lyin' Ted is crazy. Sad!" well.

Despite literally accusing Cruz's father of being involved in the Kennedy assassination.

That's the final nail for me. I'm done. He's a fucking child.

I honestly no longer think that Hillary is worse for the country. The only reason I have to vote for Trump over Hillary is the R behind my name. And is that really a good reason? Because it sure hasn't gotten me anything for the last 10 years or so.

I was in the government during the first Clinton administration. I think the odds that she is lying to her base and will do what Wall Street wants are better than the odds are that Trump will build a damn wall.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 03, 2016 08:20 PM (kBIIG)

545 Beck is still alive?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 08:20 PM (V/InG)

546 536 Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 08:18 PM (aRUb


No I am someone who has had Grin Breck's number since he "saw the light" post 2012 and begged God the democrat left for forgiveness for being divisive...

Breck is a sober drunk.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:20 PM (g8Hfr)

547 522 DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod

Help. I'm being repressed.

See the violence inherent in the system.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2016 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

548 "Could happen. But I don't think it will. Hillary's negatives should
kill her turnout. The factors you cite will tend to pile up votes for
Hillary in states that are already Deep Blue. She's a weak candidate,
who gets weaker by the day. She's wed to the worst of Bernie, Obama and
Bill."

Colorado, Virginia, New Hampshire, Wisconsin. All states where college educated whites are crucial. Trump can't win the election without at least one of those. And good luck winning Florida without the Cubans.
And you think white women are all concentrated in deep blue states? Really?

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2016 08:20 PM (CZaQB)

549 533 I'm sure all those against Trump here have no love for Hillary

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 08:10 PM (PFZvJ)

Yeah this is the thing, even if Trump were actually somewhat conservative and not the big government Democrat he clearly is, he still is the only person in the country who gets trounced by the otherwise hated Hillary. Opposing Trump isn't supporting Hillary, supporting Trump will give the otherwise easily beatable Hillary a landslide mandate. But Hillary mandate is what we've chosen, at this point I'll be happy if we don't end up with a 60 seat Dem majority in addition to losing the House.
Posted by: mugiwara at May 03, 2016 08:18 PM (CFl8c)

*********

Correct.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 03, 2016 08:20 PM (mcm0N)

550 Nationalists here? Or in Europe? trumps noises about NATO and making Europe defend itself?
Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:18 PM (zOTsN)


There. From Vox Populi, site with international commentors and the main blogger being in Italy.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:20 PM (uURQL)

551 "I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you."

And GOP voters have already bought it. Now on to the general.

Tomorrow's NY Post headline:

Hoosier's Daddy!

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2016 08:21 PM (bQxkN)

552 Trump is coming right up to that cusp, and he's visibly expecting that the media will continue to treat him after the nomination the same way that they did before the nomination, and of course the media are not going to do ANY SUCH THING. They'll turn on him in microseconds just as they did to McCain and to Romney.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 03, 2016 08:02 PM (noWW6)


What's the likelihood then that he pulls a Palin and quits to save his brand? "loser" doesn't do him any favors.

Posted by: Phil at May 03, 2016 08:21 PM (8aaPr)

553 I did not capitalize the word 'weasel' so if someone is taking offense, methinks they hath read far too much into my commentary.

South as in Sud Afrika Sven?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:21 PM (ZIMdy)

554 387 If Trump does win the general in a landslide, builds the wall, and appoints a solid conservative or two to the supreme court. IF he did that would his other faults be forgiven? Would he then be OK to the Cruziers?
-------------

Possibly, but so would Bernie if he did those things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2016 07:59 PM (9mTYi)

______

Fair enough and that's what I am getting at. A lot of this Woe is about predictions of things that have not happened and are unknowable at this point. Trump has proven very difficult to predict.

He has also proven that he acts to correct himself when his base gets angry - like when he made the abortion comment and the NC law comment - he went back and fixed them. So he does respond to his base, and as long as his base wants those 'good' things there is a good chance he will deliver.

I think we all agree he has the balls and the will to get shit done, its just a debate of 'what' will he get done and will we like it.

Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 03, 2016 08:21 PM (ab2et)

555 547 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 08:20 PM (V/InG)


Well his estrogen glands are anyway....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:21 PM (g8Hfr)

556 People predicting a Trump loss or Trump win so confidently... I wish I had your crystal ball because nobody would have predicted this race a year ago.

Nobody.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:21 PM (39g3+)

557 Ace will come around on Trump.

I don't think so.

Ace reminds me of a cat I work with. He comes into my office, bitches, and gets pissed when I don't get pissed. Three times a week.

Because when I say shit like "This shit will work itself out" and "thirty days will fix a lot of problems" ... co-worker flips.

Ace is that dude I work with.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2016 08:22 PM (fiGNd)

558 For as their laws and their governments were established by the voice of the people, and they who chose evil were more numerous than they who chose good, therefore they were ripening for destruction, for the laws had become corrupted.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 03, 2016 08:22 PM (/ciMI)

559 Trump should send Cruz a thank you note for picking Carly as his "VP". What a disaster!

I don't think that did it... I think all the nasty Lyin ted etc. rants by Trump did it...

Posted by: donna at May 03, 2016 08:22 PM (O2RFr)

560 Don't ask for a wet burrito in Tijuana.

Posted by: wooga at May 03, 2016 08:22 PM (VgC/t)

561 492 Everyone!

Lets go back to having aquatic bints distributing swords from ponds as a sound means of picking leadership.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2016 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

The current system does bear a striking resemblance to a farcical aquatic ceremony, come to think of it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2016 08:22 PM (ef6pV)

562 that guy that confronted Cruz yesterday and ended up looking like a vapid Trumpatron


Trump didn't steal your milk money , Trump didn't cause your hemorrhoids, Trump didn't create the nightmare money pit that we call the GOP.


Cruz lost. All. By. Him. Self.

Despite my vote. Despite your vote.


Enough whining and whinging.
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (YHTNN)

563 My G-D the Yankees can't even catch the ball

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (V/InG)

564 Having your country lost to a mentally ill narcissist can have that
affect. It's magnified when you find out many of your peers are bigger
suckers than the Obamatrons were. Kind of shocking to me. After all the
hand waving away of the leftists claims that conservatives were the
"dumb party"....you find out they were right. It's disorienting imo.


I don't think it is teh stupid, on either side. I think it is part of a massive cultural shift affecting both sides and going back to the 19th century if not earlier.

It can sometimes take generations for the implications of worldview changes to hit day to day life, but I think that we are in the midst of a massive philosophical upheaval. Possibly a change such as western civilization has not seen since the end of the Middle Ages.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (bZ7mE)

565 Yes, I'm going to call Trump "Mirror Universe Richie Rich" He had that wavy blonde hair too. O.K. I've amused myself anyway; I feel much better. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (w4NZ8)

566 Some #Nevers will soften if Trump moderates, others will pile on as polls when it's down to just two turn on Trump and he starts lashing out in uncontrollable bursts.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (PFZvJ)

567 Now, the trick is how do we fundamentally fix our society?

Burn the schools? The television stations?

Posted by: Grump928(C) has burning on the brain at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (rwI+c)

568 You think he's just jake.

Fine.

But he's YOUR BOY.

This shit no longer has anything to do with the rest of us.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:33 PM (dciA+)

Totally agree ace, but I'll still vote for Trump in the general.

Because Hillary.

Posted by: Blano at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (NHQQx)

569 >>>Lets go back to having aquatic bints distributing swords from ponds as a sound means of picking leadership.<<<

In the name of God, St Michael and St George, I give you the right to bear arms and the power to mete justice! Rise, King Donald.

Posted by: Fritz at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (f40FU)

570 524 Seriously Beck needs a psych intervention and he harmed Cruz' s campaign a lot.
Posted by: @votermom at May 03, 2016 08:16 PM (nbrY/)


True, and the fact that Cruz didn't put maximum distance between himself and Beck doesn't speak well for his judgement.

Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

571 NYT says Cruz is done

Posted by: Doc at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (Vgl4t)

572 I like Beck, he's good from a historical/progressive hunter perspective.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (R5HRU)

573 So the Italians think trump is gonna take care of their Muslim problem for Europe? Hahhahahhahahaa

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (zOTsN)

574 Ok girls and boys, I just thought a sumfin important as to the big spat and fighting over whether "Trump is a conservative" or Democrat or whatever. His past speaks for itself and is usually prologue. BUT he has never governed. Thus.....

Wait until he governs to settle the issue. In the meanwhile kids, #NeverHillary, k?

Posted by: oddnot says ~sigh~ at May 03, 2016 08:24 PM (g1MTt)

575 560 There aren't that many people at work who even speak to me. I wonder what their problem is?

Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2016 08:24 PM (e3bId)

576 Bill O'Really seems to think Trump and Rubio are forging an alliance.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 03, 2016 08:24 PM (HEgd8)

577 Progressives don't know how to do anything practical. Example: Up the street there was a house fire. The whole family, all Hillary supporters, escaped except for their aged grandmother trapped on the third floor. "Save me!" she screeched, but the fire department was slow that day, and the family milled helplessly in the yard. I took matters into my own hands. Thinking fast, I improvised a lasso from their garden hose and threw it up to grandma. I yelled for her to put the loop around her waist and when she had done so, I was able to pull her down to safety in the nick of time.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 03, 2016 08:24 PM (wmAf6)

578 NYT says Cruz is done


How prophetic...

Posted by: donna at May 03, 2016 08:24 PM (O2RFr)

579 "The only smart move is not to play the game." - Joshua

Tarts with magical swords in lakes... wait a minute are we talking trans-gender allegories? Lets not ask Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:24 PM (ZIMdy)

580 >>Don't ask for a wet burrito in Tijuana.


That was my first mistake.

Posted by: The Donkey at May 03, 2016 08:24 PM (vhmHt)

581 I plan to vote entirely down ballot and skip the president button or
write-in Reince Prebuis or something full retard like that.

--

Might I suggest writing in Gender-Fluid Kitteh?

Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2016 08:24 PM (+FSld)

582 223 So is this page going to keep trashing Trump the entire election?

It's over. Choose a side.



No. I'm no longer voting for the least worse option. Fuck it. If Western Civilization continue its slide into a Utopian nightmare, so be it. If I survive it, I'll have a weenie roast on its embers.

Now, back to hockey!! 3 games on tonight. The Pens won last night but may have blown game 4 because Letang was stupid and got suspended. Another Caps/Pens nail biting, 7 game series is well on its way. Game 4 is tomorrow.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 03, 2016 08:24 PM (R1sPO)

583 Bill O'Really seems to think Trump and Rubio are forging an alliance.

Of those 2 I'd take Rubio...

Posted by: donna at May 03, 2016 08:24 PM (O2RFr)

584 NYT says Cruz is done
Posted by: Doc at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (Vgl4t)


Boy ya gotta get awful early in the AM to get one past the NYTs ha?
LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 08:25 PM (V/InG)

585 559 People predicting a Trump loss or Trump win so confidently... I wish I had your crystal ball because nobody

Howard Stern did.
He also predicted Hillary will win it all. But if Trump wins, Stern will replace Scalia on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: wooga at May 03, 2016 08:25 PM (VgC/t)

586 Hang on -- I'm actually reading some of the comments here, and many people seem to be convinced by the polls (said with sarcastic sneer) that Hillary will easily beat Trump in November.

No way Jose.

I hereby predict that Trump will beat Hillary, fairly handily.

There is absolutely ZERO buzz or enthusiasm for Hillary, even here in what should be Hillary Heartland. Just totally flatlining. I can't imagine how unenthusiastic the rest of the not-as-liberal parts of the country are.

Trump will bluster and gaffe his way into headline after headline until "Trump" is the only word left in the English language. He'll win by default.

Posted by: zombie at May 03, 2016 08:25 PM (jBuUi)

587 Good news: The bourbon has made me not care and has made my arm stop hurting like a SOB.

Bad news: I probably will regret it tomorrow.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 03, 2016 08:25 PM (+eR2D)

588 My G-D the Yankees can't even catch the ball

Nobody can this year. The fielding is the worst I've ever seen across the board on every team this year than any time in my life. Its like the ball is covered with lard or something, people dropping it constantly trying to pull it out of their mitt.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:25 PM (39g3+)

589 Populist politician's don't often work out in history, it's Neustadt the way it works out.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 08:25 PM (PFZvJ)

590 485
So can old Bern win tonight ? This is much more interesting than the coronation of Mr. Beclowner...

Posted by: donna at May 03, 2016 08:12 PM (O2RFr)

Doesn't matter. Killery will have the delegates. The left is having the same problems as the right. Ensconced millionaires woven into the old status quo politics driving the process.

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 08:25 PM (aRUb8)

591
He can win by 70% and Hillary still gets at least as many delegates.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:18 PM (39g3+)

========
Maybe. But it gives the donks more impetus to riot at the DNC.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 03, 2016 08:25 PM (iQIUe)

592 What the hell is this from Cruz?

Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2016 08:25 PM (WVvzl)

593 560 Ace will come around on Trump.

I don't think so.

Ace reminds me of a cat I work with. He comes into my office, bitches, and gets pissed when I don't get pissed. Three times a week.

Because when I say shit like "This shit will work itself out" and "thirty days will fix a lot of problems" ... co-worker flips.

Ace is that dude I work with.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2016 08:22 PM (fiGNd)

That's it. Let me lay this on the line for you--Donald Trump is a horse's ass, his supporters are horse's asses, and I encourage people not to vote for the guy.

I bet my saying that has more impact that whatever snark you are going to come up with in response.

Have a nice day.

Posted by: Fatwa at May 03, 2016 08:25 PM (J3UIw)

594 "Burn the schools? The television stations?"


Who knows yet? Precedents have established themselves.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 03, 2016 08:26 PM (HEgd8)

595 We are so fucked.

Posted by: Jason M at May 03, 2016 08:26 PM (Mc0GA)

596 I am watching something even more Depressing: The Yankee Game

Take a peek at the Cubs/Pirates game, you'll feel at least a little better.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 03, 2016 08:26 PM (3C9q2)

597 (again, having read only half the comments)

Well, see, I've been pleasantly surprised all along that my guy Cruz has gotten as far as he has. Because I always figured he wasn't quite "ripe" to run for president yet. I figured he was young yet and would come into popularity later, at a time more propitious for him, when people were ready to get back to basic truths.

So that amazed me, right there. I think others should take heart in that, too.

These religious shenanigans have NOT helped him, and have given me pause, even as a religious person. (And I don't brook anyone telling me I'm not religious, anymore than I brook anyone insisting I'm stupid.) Beck has done incalculable damage (much more so than the father, who everyone knows Cruz is basically stuck with).

Neverguveup is right - what drives many of us to vote for Trump in future is how much we don't want Hillary.

I'm not too swayed by doom and despair about how we're going to be ruined, etc., having just lived through 8 years of godawful Obamanation. Just about anything has to be an improvement over him. OR Hillary.

I would for sure like to see Cruz on Supreme Court someday, even more than I would have liked him as president.

Posted by: Alana at May 03, 2016 08:26 PM (W58Yj)

598 596 560 Ace will come around on Trump.

I don't think so.

Isn't Ace a New Yorker? If so His vote doesn't matter...

Posted by: donna at May 03, 2016 08:26 PM (O2RFr)

599 I keep thinking of the song "the day the music died." I am depressed, and I don't think I will get over the hump. I did with McCain and Romney, but I don't think I will get over my misgivings regarding Donald Trump.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at May 03, 2016 08:26 PM (jFRgT)

600
Bad news: I probably will regret it tomorrow.


Drink lots of water and get some fresh fruit mixed in.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:27 PM (39g3+)

601 That's it. Let me lay this on the line for you--Donald Trump is a horse's ass, his supporters are horse's asses, and I encourage people not to vote for the guy.

I bet my saying that has more impact that whatever snark you are going to come up with in response.

Have a nice day.
Posted by: Fatwa at May 03, 2016 08:25 PM (J3UIw)

No your the horse's ass. Like him or hate him, Trump got over50% of the vote tonight.

Go have your temper tantrum

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 08:27 PM (V/InG)

602
Fair enough and that's what I am getting at. A lot of this Woe is about predictions of things that have not happened and are unknowable at this point.


And frankly, a lot of it goes to the level of hysteria.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy's Foreskin at May 03, 2016 08:27 PM (mBYZv)

603 Posted by: zombie

Exactly. That coughing old hag will never generate the turnout Obama did.

Trump will win because America is a big fkn trailer park reality show and the viewers/voters want to see what happens next week.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 03, 2016 08:27 PM (YHTNN)

604 So the Italians think trump is gonna take care of their Muslim problem for Europe? Hahhahahhahahaa
Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (zOTsN)



.... No.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:27 PM (uURQL)

605 Yeah the Dems need a Counter-Reformation Riot and perhaps start undoing the the things that created the current monster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:27 PM (ZIMdy)

606 Bad news: I probably will regret it tomorrow.

Drink lots of water and get some fresh fruit mixed in

May I suggest a Pina Colada?.. It has fruit doesn't it?

Posted by: donna at May 03, 2016 08:28 PM (O2RFr)

607 422 Bill O'Reilly just said Cruz went after Trump today, "in a really personal way."

What a stupid, wife-beating fuckwit he is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2016 08:03 PM (FsuaD)

++++

Cruz said, "I'm going to do something I haven't done for the entire campaign. For those of you who have traveled with me all across the country. I'm going to tell you what I really think of Donald Trump. This man is a pathological liar. He doesn't know the difference between truth and lies. He lies practically every word that comes out of his mouth. And in a pattern that I think is straight out of a psychology textbook, his response is to accuse everybody else of lying. He accuses everybody on that debate stage of lying. And it's simply a mindless yell. Whatever he does, he accuses everyone else of doing. The man cannot tell the truth, but he combines it with being a narcissist. A narcissist at a level I don't think this country has ever seen. Donald Trump is such a narcissist that Barack Obama looks at him and goes, 'dude, what's your problem?' Everything in Donald's world is about Donald. And he combines being a pathological liar, and I say pathological because I actually think Donald, if you hooked him up to a lie detector test, he could say one thing in the morning, one thing at noon and one thing in the evening, all contradictory and he's pass the lie detector test each time. Whatever lie he's telling, at that minute he believes it. But the man is utterly amoral."

He continued, "The man is utterly amoral. Morality does not exist for him. It's why he went after Heidi directly and smeared my wife, attacked her. Apparently she's not pretty enough for Donald Trump. I may be biased, but I think if he's making that allegation, he's also legally blind. But Donald is a bully. You know, we just visited with fifth graders. every one of us knew bullies in elementary school. Bullies don't come from strength, bullies come from weakness. bullies come from a deep, yawning cavern of insecurity. There is a reason Donald builds giant builds and puts his name on them everywhere he goes."


http://tinyurl.com/gw8d6zx

Sounds like a personal attack to me.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 03, 2016 08:28 PM (R+30W)

608 603 Posted by: jazzuscounty at May 03, 2016 08:26 PM (jFRgT)


Thank God there is no "fuck you I can't" on the left side of the aisle.

Hillary! bots pulled for Giggles...

The Barney Bots will pull for Hillary!....

we will be secure in our superior morality in the minority for the next 500 years.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:28 PM (g8Hfr)

609 Splain to me please. Italians think trump is gonna nuke the ME?

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:28 PM (zOTsN)

610
I was in the government during the first Clinton administration. I think the odds that she is lying to her base and will do what Wall Street wants are better than the odds are that Trump will build a damn wall.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 03, 2016 08:20 PM (kBIIG)
=======

Shhhh!

Posted by: Wall Street and Banco de Mexico at May 03, 2016 08:28 PM (EZebt)

611 575 I like Beck, he's good from a historical/progressive hunter perspective.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 03, 2016 08:23 PM (R5HRU)


I used to like Beck, but he's lost his fucking mind.

Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2016 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

612 I should not type and watch TV at the same time.
Populist politician's don't often work out in history, it's just the way it works out.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 08:28 PM (PFZvJ)

613 Exactly. That coughing old hag will never generate the turnout Obama did.

I don't see it happening either, but then I didn't see Obama winning either time. So who knows?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:29 PM (39g3+)

614
I bet my saying that has more impact that whatever snark you are going to come up with in response.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I'll bet your saying that is slightly less meaningful than a handful of goat shit as manure has intrinsic value.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 03, 2016 08:29 PM (YHTNN)

615 Just saw Krauthammer on O'Reilly declare Republican voters not conservative, only hours after Ace did the same.

Is this the meme for today?

RNC JournoList in action?

Posted by: Decaf at May 03, 2016 08:29 PM (uxpLH)

616 "Trump got over50% of the vote tonight. "


Lots and lots of mad people out there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 03, 2016 08:29 PM (HEgd8)

617 Congratulations to the Trumpsters, how does it feel to win the booby prize?

Posted by: spypeach at May 03, 2016 08:29 PM (nyYhO)

618 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 03, 2016 08:28 PM (R+30W)

I got that email from Cruz

Posted by: @votermom at May 03, 2016 08:29 PM (nbrY/)

619 Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2016 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

He's a good entertainer and he's still good from a historical perspective.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 03, 2016 08:30 PM (R5HRU)

620 levin having a meltdown. funny shit.

Posted by: chemojello at May 03, 2016 08:25 PM (qQk+U)

The REAL funny shit will be when you realize you all have been duped by a con man that basically let you all know he was a con man....and you fell for him heart and soul anyway! Now THATS gonna be a hoot to watch.

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 08:30 PM (aRUb8)

621 coughing old hag???

Gen. Grievous is running for President?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:30 PM (ZIMdy)

622 Lemon pound cake would be really good right now. And a glass of milk.

Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2016 08:30 PM (e3bId)

623 609 Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:27 PM (ZIMdy)


The Democrats have shepherded ~ 75% of the last 100 years power wise Ms. Puma...

the societal rot is not just their handiwork but was in fact their goal....

there will be NO counter-reformation just imported peons diluting our native vote so the donks can finally one day put the native trigglypuffs against the wall.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:30 PM (g8Hfr)

624 Hillary says "Wall Street will indeed pay for my private island! errr... wall"

Posted by: MTF at May 03, 2016 08:30 PM (/m8T6)

625 Well in November I'm afraid Trump is gonna hear "You're fired!"

Posted by: donna at May 03, 2016 08:30 PM (O2RFr)

626 Drink lots of water and get some fresh fruit mixed in.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:27 PM (39g3+)



Definitely have been drinking a lot of water. Not so much the fruit though. I'm not sure I could fit it into my stomach. I had some V8 earlier though. Does that count?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 03, 2016 08:30 PM (+eR2D)

627 It's not like Trump's name calling towards Ted wasn't personal

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 08:31 PM (PFZvJ)

628 The Navy SEAL killed in Iraq on Tuesday was identified as Charlie Keating IV, a former Phoenix high school star distance runner and the grandson of the late Arizona financier involved in the 1980s savings and loan scandal.

Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey announced Keating died in an Islamic State group attack near the city of Irbil.

Hes the third American serviceman to die in combat in Iraq since the U.S.-led coalition launched its campaign against the Islamic State in the summer of 2014, according to military officials.

Ducey ordered all state flags be lowered to half-staff from sunrise to sunset Wednesday in honor of Keating, who also was the cousin of former Olympic swimming champion Gary Hall Jr.

Keatings grandfather, Charles H. Keating Jr., who died in 2014 at age 90, was the notorious financier who served prison time for his role in the costliest savings and loan failure of the 1980s

Charlie Keating, 31, attended the Naval Academy before becoming a Navy SEAL based out of Coronado, Calif.

A 2004 graduate of Phoenixs Arcadia High School, Keating was city and region champion in the 1,600-meter run as a sophomore, junior and senior.

He earned all-city and first-team all-state honors as a senior, according to Indiana University, where he ran in college.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2016 08:31 PM (V/InG)

629 Sounds like a personal attack to me.


And like Rubio's stand-up routine, it was out of character for Cruz and really came off as desperation at the last minute.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy's Foreskin at May 03, 2016 08:31 PM (mBYZv)

630 Splain to me please. Italians think trump is gonna nuke the ME?
Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:28 PM (zOTsN)


Some European nationalists think that an American nationalist winning will help the European nationalists gain legitimacy and political power to deal with their Muslim problem.

A transAtlantic coat-tail effect.

Certainly better than if an Obama or Clinton is the President.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:31 PM (uURQL)

631 Lemon pound cake would be really good right now. And a glass of milk.

I'm jonesing for some ice cream and wondering if there might be some in the big freezer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has burning on the brain at May 03, 2016 08:32 PM (rwI+c)

632 I had some V8 earlier though. Does that count?

Careful with that kinda acid :/ Eat some apples and grapes and stuff. Supposed to help.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:32 PM (39g3+)

633 @542 You don't. This is the mass media culture. It's been a mixed bag since Gutenburg, a lot of great ideas were proliferated, but we're in the endgame now and reality TV is the inevitable heat death of culture. It's not getting better anywhere, it only gets worse. The people will never again be smart enough to rule themselves, and most of them don't really want to or don't really care. The leftie kids with their socialism and safe spaces or the hillbilles popping opiates and living on disability fraud, neither one has the ability nor the inclination to manage their own lives, let alone the world. Find some way to sidle up to the ruling class, ride it out, and then be thankful that you won't be around to see the last light flicker and die.

Posted by: cjw at May 03, 2016 08:32 PM (7SQMF)

634 >>Sounds like a personal attack to me.

Yes of course. Cruz just woke up this morning and decided to go after Trump. Nothing else happened.

Good call.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2016 08:32 PM (/tuJf)

635 Supposedly Senator Cruz's campaign manager is saying Cruz is done. Link at Drudge.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois About time! at May 03, 2016 08:32 PM (WVsWD)

636 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 03, 2016 08:28 PM (R+30W)

It was and he prefaced that it was going to be.

Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at May 03, 2016 08:32 PM (MNgU2)

637 Trump has to win Florida and one of Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and/or Michigan, plus Ohio and Virginia.

Tall order.

Posted by: MTF at May 03, 2016 08:32 PM (/m8T6)

638
I used to like Beck, but he's lost his fucking mind.

Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2016 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

How so? Stylistically? Who cares about style?...well people who put style over substance?

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 08:33 PM (aRUb8)

639 I'll vote for Trump, but I'm not going to feel any anger towards the NeverTrump people going forward. Especially on this blog.

I'm very fond of the people who comment here, even the angry and nasty commenters.

People have a right and a reason to feel frustrated, I get that.

Posted by: Max Power at May 03, 2016 08:33 PM (q177U)

640 I repeat -

America committed suicide in 2008
2012 was just the body flopping in the tub.

Sorry some of you did not get the fkn memo.


Grow the fk up.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 03, 2016 08:33 PM (YHTNN)

641 >>>409 If Trump does win the general in a landslide, builds the wall, and
appoints a solid conservative or two to the supreme court. IF he did
that would his other faults be forgiven? Would he then be OK to the
Cruziers?


No. Because what the country needs, most of all, is not a border wall, not an improved economy, not new judges, not to destroy the uniparty, but a leader who will throw away his chance to do these things because it is not constitutional for him to do so by fiat. Our country is in dire straits, but the killing blow will be the establishment of a single ruler. We are perilously close to that now

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 03, 2016 08:02 PM (bZ7mE)

______

I understand your sentiment, but those things are constitutional, particularly the Supreme court nomination thing. But I understand where you are coming from and getting at.

Unfortunately, that walk away George Washington option is not on the table and it hasn't been for a long long time.

Personally, framing it as you just did - I would prefer King Trump over Queen Clinton. Wouldn't you?

Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 03, 2016 08:33 PM (ab2et)

642 Eh. Old news. Already prepping for the Ascension of the reincarnated Evita Peron.

Crap, they even look alike.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 03, 2016 08:33 PM (FtrY1)

643 Thank you HMB. That makes more sense. Maybe. European governments are afraid his protectionist stances are going to fuck up global business

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:33 PM (zOTsN)

644 This sounds like a concession speech.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2016 08:33 PM (kTF2Z)

645 Sounds like a personal attack to me.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 03, 2016 08:28 PM (R+30W)



This is like high school verbal sparring. The first person to lose their cool loses.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:33 PM (uURQL)

646 600:Take a peek at the Cubs/Pirates game, you'll feel at least a little better.
Posted by: Basement Cat



[peeks in the Cubs/Pirates game] fuckfuckityfuck! [switches back to Islanders/Lightning}

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 03, 2016 08:34 PM (R1sPO)

647 NGU...

Fair winds to that SEAL and may the Valkyries escort him to Valhalla. Fenris is breaking loose from his chains.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:34 PM (ZIMdy)

648 522 Well
you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some
watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was
an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me
theyd put me away!

They won't put you away. You can identify as anything you feel you like being. I read it on the Internet.

Posted by: Texas 1836 at May 03, 2016 08:34 PM (y3ZTV)

649 WOW, Charlie Keating. He was a fascinating character. Batshit crazy, in a way, a great American in another way.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2016 08:34 PM (bQxkN)

650 Posts at FB indicating Cruz is giving up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2016 08:34 PM (ntObR)

651
You want Julius Caesar
You will settle for Augustus
You will get Caligula

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 03, 2016 08:34 PM (rwI+c)

652 out of character for Cruz and really came off as desperation at the last minute.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy's Foreskin at May 03, 2016 08:31 PM (mBYZv)

What was?

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 08:34 PM (aRUb8)

653 647 Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:34 PM (ZIMdy)


Funny that that man dying is no journalist's "grim milestone" eh?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:35 PM (g8Hfr)

654 "How so? Stylistically? Who cares about style?...well people who put style over substance?"



Uh, you feeling okay?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 03, 2016 08:35 PM (HEgd8)

655 I thought Madonna was dressed in the Evita Peron collection at the Met Gala...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:35 PM (ZIMdy)

656 I have doubts I will go to Trudge much all summer.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 08:35 PM (PFZvJ)

657 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAAKPJEq1Ew

Appropriate.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois eeehh aaawww at May 03, 2016 08:35 PM (WVsWD)

658 Cruz is gone. Long live Cruz!

I hope this man will be president one day. But it won't be this time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2016 08:35 PM (EZebt)

659 >>>ust saw Krauthammer on O'Reilly declare Republican voters not conservative, only hours after Ace did the same. <<<

If you're going to take on Krauthammer, you better be bringing your "A" game, son. Charlie don't surf with amateurs.

Posted by: Fritz at May 03, 2016 08:35 PM (f40FU)

660 We are now a reality show on the world stage. The ONLY reason that no one has nuked us is because they believe that we are still the America of Desert Storm and Iraqi Freedom.


Posted by: Mortimer at May 03, 2016 08:35 PM (YHTNN)

661 People predicting a Trump loss or Trump win so confidently... I wish I had your crystal ball because nobody would have predicted this race a year ago.

Nobody.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:21 PM (39g3+)


People DID predict it, on this very blog.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2016 08:35 PM (zc3Db)

662 That's it. Let me lay this on the line for you--Donald Trump is a horse's ass, his supporters are horse's asses, and I encourage people not to vote for the guy.

I bet my saying that has more impact that whatever snark you are going to come up with in response.

Have a nice day.


Honestly ... you too. Have a nice evening.

Trump IS a horse's ass. So is Cruz. So is Hillary. So is Bernie. So are ALL of them. Every Damn One.

Sir or Ma'am ... Idolize any of them as you wish. None of them are riding in to save you, or me, or the republic (small r on purpose), or western civilization (again, small on purpose).

But Hero Worship as you wish. It's your right. Just as it is Ace's right.

But I gotta' ask ... as fucked up as all this is ... doesn't just "voting" to fix it seem a little too good to be true ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2016 08:35 PM (fiGNd)

663 651 Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 03, 2016 08:34 PM (rwI+c)


Eh...I'd argue Trump would be Tiberius at worst and Claudius at best....

he'd likely let the civil service run on auto-pilot for better and/or worse.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:36 PM (g8Hfr)

664 He's getting out I think.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2016 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)

665 Where's chemjeff? I want to see a real meltdown.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 03, 2016 08:36 PM (iQIUe)

666 Bern has a 5.2% lead over Hillary with 45% reporting.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:36 PM (uURQL)

667 Trump stands alone

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:36 PM (zOTsN)

668 I hope this man will be president one day.


of the Lone Star Republic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 03, 2016 08:36 PM (rwI+c)

669 Yeah Sven, not even crickets for this President sending soldiers and sailors to fight and die in what he called the wrong war to focus on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:36 PM (ZIMdy)

670 NYT just said he is withdrawing

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:36 PM (zOTsN)

671 I really, really, really wish I could move to Arizona or Texas right now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2016 08:36 PM (ntObR)

672 @611 Which Cruz said in *response* to Trump accusing his father of being involved in a conspiracy to assassinate JFK. Frankly, he'd have been justified impaling Trump with a trident after that shit Trump said about his wife.

Hell, everybody ought to have been saying this about Trump from day one, and at least the Huffington Post had the right idea originally.

Posted by: cjw at May 03, 2016 08:36 PM (7SQMF)

673 I like Cruz' concession speech.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 03, 2016 08:37 PM (R5HRU)

674
he'd likely let the civil service run on auto-pilot for better and/or worse.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:36 PM (g8Hfr)


Too bad all the people threatening to quit or leave America have no honor.

But if they did, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:37 PM (uURQL)

675 The Founders were right to be suspicious of direct democracy. Exhibits A-C:

A) Boaty McBoatface
B) Schooly McSchoolface
C) Trumpy McTrumpface

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 03, 2016 08:37 PM (VSenK)

676 so that's that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 03, 2016 08:37 PM (rwI+c)

677 Cruz suspends

Posted by: freaked at May 03, 2016 08:37 PM (BO/km)

678 Sit back, relax and quit hanging your hopes and dreams on the outcome of epic battles between narcissistic , paid professional liars and egomaniacal assholes.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 03, 2016 08:37 PM (YHTNN)

679 Some European nationalists think that an American nationalist winning will help the European nationalists gain legitimacy and political power to deal with their Muslim problem.

--
I saw a video a while back of a rally in some European city where pro mass invasion protesters were facing off against secure the border protesters who were chanting "Donald Trump"

Posted by: @votermom at May 03, 2016 08:38 PM (nbrY/)

680
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2016 08:35 PM (fiGNd)

That's where we disagree, I don't think all of them are as horses ass.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 03, 2016 08:38 PM (R5HRU)

681 If you think President Trump will save us, let me tell you about a governor we had in California named The Governator.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2016 08:38 PM (EZebt)

682 669 Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:36 PM (ZIMdy)


I'd lay money that his orders had him stationed in Kuwait...

good money....

Barky tries every rhetorical dodge he can to say "no US combat troops are directly involved in ground combat."

Fair winds Mr. Keating...God bless and keep you.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:38 PM (g8Hfr)

683 So has Brunhilde come out to sing for Cruz?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:38 PM (ZIMdy)

684 Good on ya Ted. It's for the best. You have much to do for the country in the future. You secured my vote in the primary and I look forward to voting for you in the future.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2016 08:38 PM (kTF2Z)

685 Shit...Cruz is out.

Posted by: Blano at May 03, 2016 08:38 PM (NHQQx)

686 Cruz has a big future still

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:38 PM (zOTsN)

687 Cruz just dropped out.

Posted by: Jprs at May 03, 2016 08:38 PM (Gi+rH)

688 Cruz suspends...

goddamn...

Thanks for trying Ted....

I wish the Republic loved you as much as you love her.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:39 PM (g8Hfr)

689 Sir or Ma'am ... Idolize any of them as you wish. None of them are
riding in to save you, or me, or the republic (small r on purpose), or
western civilization (again, small on purpose).



But Hero Worship as you wish. It's your right.





GLWT

Posted by: $19,240,226,530,789.00 at May 03, 2016 08:39 PM (YHTNN)

690 Crood.

People predicting a Trump loss or Trump win so confidently... I wish I had your crystal ball because nobody would have predicted this race a year ago.

Nobody.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:21 PM (39g3+)

People DID predict it, on this very blog.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2016 08:35 PM (zc3Db)



Slate has an article on this. Some of the earliest predictors from the punditry did so around June/July last year.

https://tinyurl.com/jd3r4ud

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:39 PM (uURQL)

691 Ted will not be the VP nominee.

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at May 03, 2016 08:39 PM (rwI+c)

692 God help us.

Posted by: Fritz at May 03, 2016 08:39 PM (f40FU)

693 doesn't just "voting" to fix it seem a little too good to be true ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2016 08:35 PM (fiGNd)
Strawman."Voting" for principles is apparently too good to be true.Republicans really ARE the dumb party. Too many who self identify as conservatives are no smarter than the dumbest, leftist Obama supporter.
Who knew?

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 08:40 PM (aRUb8)

694 Will Club for Growth and the Koch Packs run ads for Kaysick now?

Posted by: RioBravo at May 03, 2016 08:40 PM (NUqwG)

695 As I'm fond of saying, none of this will matter when we're standing around a burning tire eating cat food. Enjoy the spectacle.

Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2016 08:40 PM (e3bId)

696 I saw a video a while back of a rally in some European city where pro mass invasion protesters were facing off against secure the border protesters who were chanting "Donald Trump"
Posted by: @votermom at May 03, 2016 08:38 PM (nbrY/)



Build a wall and halt Muslim immigration are very related solutions to Europe's current problems.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:40 PM (uURQL)

697 Jesse Ventura was an early Trump endorser and I've always thought he was a similar politician.

Posted by: MTF at May 03, 2016 08:41 PM (/m8T6)

698 Cruz dropped out.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 03, 2016 08:41 PM (4ErVI)

699 Cruz will still be in the senate, keeping them honest. He has a big future still.

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:41 PM (zOTsN)

700 Cat food? Luxury!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at May 03, 2016 08:41 PM (rwI+c)

701 People DID predict it, on this very blog.

There's not a single person in May 3 2015 that said "Trump beats Cruz out for the nod!" Trump wasn't even in the race in May, for crying out loud.

That's just absolutely false in every way.

Cruz is better for America in the Senate than the oval office, I think.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:41 PM (39g3+)

702 Careful with that kinda acid :/ Eat some apples and grapes and stuff. Supposed to help.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:32 PM (39g3+)



Jeebus, people are prolifically commenting.


I had one about 3 hours ago. It was the peach/mango fusion v8. I can't do the tomato stuff. I got no apples or grapes. So, I guess I'm screwed.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at May 03, 2016 08:41 PM (+eR2D)

703 Trump may not save us but this is going to be fun. He is not afraid to say anything that pops into his head about Hillary. If the choice is between a horse's ass and and evil demon I'm going with the horse.

Posted by: freaked at May 03, 2016 08:41 PM (BO/km)

704 694 Posted by: RioBravo at May 03, 2016 08:40 PM (NUqwG)


Only if they are idiots...

Kasich is a retard.

Ohio wants him to quit.

The time has come to rally round the moron and dickslap the left....of course both candidates being "left" makes target identification rough.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:41 PM (g8Hfr)

705 Sven, TDY Diego Garcia for training.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:42 PM (ZIMdy)

706 If I was Cruz and I believed what he said about Trump today (which I do) I would have gone into the convention and tried to rewrite the rules, unseat Trump's delegates, do whatever I could to prevent that fascist con artist from becoming the nominee. Why not? He didn't care who was against him during the gov't shutdown. Why not blow up the convention to prevent Trump from blowing up the party? Screw how it looks, let the Trump fans riot.

Posted by: cjw at May 03, 2016 08:43 PM (7SQMF)

707 NOOD
Cruz suspends

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2016 08:43 PM (ptqRm)

708 Cruz is without a doubt the conscience of the senate

Posted by: ThunderB at May 03, 2016 08:43 PM (zOTsN)

709 705 Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2016 08:42 PM (ZIMdy)


Eh maybe...

I have a buddy who is a combat heavy engineer who is "in Kuwait" via being in Iraq....

I am starting to hate the Pentagon for enabling Obama's lies.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 03, 2016 08:43 PM (g8Hfr)

710 Come on, a small goverment Republic wasn't really going to last to long, giving the human nature for big goverment nanny states with as much free stuff as a democracy can vote for themselves. Right?

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 08:43 PM (PFZvJ)

711 If by some crazy twist DT picks Cruz for VP and he accepts would it turn any anti-Trumps?

Posted by: freaked at May 03, 2016 08:43 PM (BO/km)

712 I was going to vote for Sanders over Trump because Gridlock is better than making things worse.

But here we are, after Bush Jr., McCain, and Romney...after I was told that I needed to vote for these guys in order to avoid making America worse (and it happened anyway).

After all this and still no conservative candidate...not that it's my Party any more. I left it after Romney and registered independent.

Not voting for Trump. Not ever.

You telling me not voting for Trump is a vote for Hillary? Good. There's no difference between either of them anyway.

And I just don't give a fuck any more. Because I don't feel like this is a country I belong to any more.

Let. It. All. BURN!

Posted by: SGT York at May 03, 2016 08:44 PM (ITvKk)

713 I don't think ace will warm up to Trump and I don't think we should hold it against him.

Posted by: Max Power at May 03, 2016 08:44 PM (q177U)

714 Come on, a small goverment Republic wasn't really going to last to long, giving the human nature for big goverment nanny states with as much free stuff as a democracy can vote for themselves. Right?
Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2016 08:43 PM (PFZvJ)
-------------
Well that and industrialization and trains and territorial expansion and...

Posted by: RioBravo at May 03, 2016 08:45 PM (NUqwG)

715 Take a litle walk to the edge of town
Go across the tracks
Where the viaduct looms,
like a bird of doom
As it shifts and cracks
Where secrets lie in the border fires,
in the humming wires
Hey man, you know
you're never coming back
Past the square, past the bridge,
past the mills, past the stacks
On a gathering storm comes
a tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat with
a red right hand

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 03, 2016 08:45 PM (iQIUe)

716 Let. It. All. BURN!
Posted by: SGT York at May 03, 2016 08:44 PM (ITvKk)



LIBs unite!

Wait, not that kind of lib.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:45 PM (uURQL)

717 "Those talking points are straight from Salon. I go there a lot, and you're using pure lefty-speak."

What does that even mean? Fioreena's analysis is accurate and succinct. All fantastic candidates, all terrible politicians. Except for Jeb Bush, who was also a terrible candidate. The primary was already over when the selfish, stupid GOPe chose Jeb! as their guy. Trump saw an empty chair, and sat down.

Frankly, I expect he'll do the same with Hillary. Or whoever the Dem nominee actually turns out to be. Clinton is utterly dismal and getting more so every day. I could be wrong, but I'm probably not.

Posted by: GalosGann at May 03, 2016 08:45 PM (WzpqQ)

718 "163 this could be sour grapes, and maybe I'll change my mind, but right now:

Those of you who swear you can win the election without people like me -- are invited to do so.

I'm done, I'm out.

Go with God and good luck.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (dciA+)"

------------

Your concern is noted.

Posted by: Decaf at May 03, 2016 08:45 PM (uxpLH)

719 703
Trump may not save us but this is going to be fun. He is not afraid to
say anything that pops into his head about Hillary.


Posted by: freaked at May 03, 2016 08:41 PM (BO/km)

OOOooOOoooooo....that makes it all worth it! The Republic is turned to leftist shit....but he's not afraid to say anything that pops into his head!!! That makes it all worth it....if you have the mind of a 14 year old girl.

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 08:45 PM (aRUb8)

720 by some crazy twist DT picks Cruz for VP and he accepts would it turn any anti-Trumps?
Posted by: freaked at May 03, 2016 08:43 PM (BO/km)

It would turn me anti-Cruz.

Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at May 03, 2016 08:46 PM (MNgU2)

721 I don't think ace will warm up to Trump and I don't think we should hold it against him.

Posted by: Max Power at May 03, 2016 08:44 PM (q177U)



I don't believe anyone's individual vote matters for the outcome of this election.

So no need for any personal hostility over Trump or Cruz or Clinton. They're freaking politicians hundreds of miles away.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:47 PM (uURQL)

722 There's not a single person in May 3 2015 that said "Trump beats Cruz out for the nod!" Trump wasn't even in the race in May, for crying out loud.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:41 PM (39g3+)


So what. Trump started getting into GOP Presidential politics back in 2012 when he spoke the verboten and made Barky cough up (a fake) BC. It was at that point that a lot of people saw that Trump was willing to go where others weren't and where people HAD to go. He had support and was a viable candidate from way back then, whether he was in any particular race or not.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2016 08:48 PM (zc3Db)

723 Ted Cruz 2020!

Posted by: Dixie Wetsworth at May 03, 2016 08:49 PM (FyPtY)

724 713
I don't think ace will warm up to Trump and I don't think we should hold it against him.





Posted by: Max Power at May 03, 2016 08:44 PM (q177U)
Some people are immune to Stockholm Syndrome.

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 08:49 PM (aRUb8)

725 This John Lamb pitcher for Cincinnati has prettier hair than Farrah Fawcett. He should have ribbons in those blonde curls

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:49 PM (39g3+)

726 Ted Cruz 2020!
Posted by: Dixie Wetsworth at May 03, 2016 08:49 PM (FyPtY)
------
I can't see it.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 03, 2016 08:49 PM (NUqwG)

727 In all the comments for months everyone claims Trump has not staked out his policy positions. Have none of you read the book he published when he announced his candidacy? In Crippled America he spells out his program chapter by chapter and publishes his financial statement. Read it!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 03, 2016 08:50 PM (gRS/u)

728 So what.

So this: the obvious truth is that this is an unpredictable year. The old rules and patterns of elections do not apply. Nobody can say from here what will happen in the next month, let alone six months from now.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2016 08:51 PM (39g3+)

729 So no need for any personal hostility over Trump or Cruz or Clinton. They're freaking politicians hundreds of miles away.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:47 PM (uURQL)

How about personal hostility to the people "hundreds of miles away" who will ruin your country...and the people who were too gullible to see the obvious con they were selling?

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 08:52 PM (aRUb8)

730 "Strawman"

Well ... Strawman right back. Strawman - for all the use of it - seems to be shorthand for "I don't like the gist of your argument so I declare it out of bounds".

I spend a good damn amount of time and treasure just to not have to give a shit about people who shout "Strawman".

Good day.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2016 08:54 PM (fiGNd)

731 How about personal hostility to the people "hundreds of miles away" who will ruin your country...and the people who were too gullible to see the obvious con they were selling?
Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 08:52 PM (aRUb



Your personal day to day life is actually determined by the president of the federal government?

And you don't think Obama has already ruined the country?

Odd judgement, you have.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:55 PM (uURQL)

732 <<I don't think ace will warm up to Trump and I don't think we should hold it against him.

There is no warming up to Trump. Either you hate him or you've been fooled by him.

Posted by: SGT York at May 03, 2016 08:56 PM (ITvKk)

733 <<Your personal day to day life is actually determined by the president of the federal government?

Did you opt out of the healthcare mandate?

Posted by: SGT York at May 03, 2016 08:56 PM (ITvKk)

734 For months I've been reading here that no way will Trump get the required number of delegates. And then it morphed into it will be a contested convention. Now, y'all conceding he will be the nominee? So many over the top statements these past months. A real loss of credibility. Too bad.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 03, 2016 08:58 PM (iQIUe)

735 Speaking of burning, Canada is on fire.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 03, 2016 08:59 PM (iQIUe)

736 "That makes it all worth it....if you have the mind of a 14 year old girl."

Whatever. Humor and mockery are powerful tools. Even a 14 year old girl knows that.

Posted by: GalosGann at May 03, 2016 08:59 PM (WzpqQ)

737 Honestly don't believe it.

President Hillary Clinton.

She was gifted this , never really had to campaign.

Posted by: Buy More Brawndo! at May 03, 2016 09:00 PM (vaFpc)

738 Did you opt out of the healthcare mandate?
Posted by: SGT York at May 03, 2016 08:56 PM (ITvKk)


Who passed it? Who failed to repeal it despite winning 2010, 2012, 2014 ... ?

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 09:00 PM (uURQL)

739 I understand your sentiment, but those things are constitutional,
particularly the Supreme court nomination thing. But I understand where
you are coming from and getting at.



I was just listing all the good things he has promised to do or that his supporters expect him to do. They are all constitutional IF congress cooperates, which they probably won't. If they don't what then? Does Trump defer to the constitution and refrain from unconstitutional methods to achieve a laudable goal, or does he "pragmatically" use Obama's precedent and rule by fiat as much as he can? I rather suspect it will be the latter and if so even if conservatives get everything they ever wanted from Trump in the end we will still lose.

The appeal of Cruz was never that he would go and clean out Washington, but that by virtue of being a principled constitutionalist he would refrain from making the problem worse, maybe even reestablish separation of powers a bit.

Frodo took the Ring because the strong and the wise could not trust themselves not to use the Ring for good, and become evil themselves while in the process of destroying other evil. I fear we just handed the ring over to Boromir with our blessing to use it to destroy Sauron without asking what is going to going to happen afterwards....

Personally, framing it as you just did - I would prefer King Trump over Queen Clinton. Wouldn't you?

Oh, I'd prefer Trump for sure, but I suspect that in the long run it won't make much of a difference. Trump may not be a full-blown tyrant himself, but he will create additional precedents in the wrong direction, because it is not in his nature to do otherwise, nor do his supporters desire it...

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 03, 2016 09:00 PM (bZ7mE)

740 Person of Interest is back. That shd make ace happy.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 03, 2016 09:01 PM (iQIUe)

741 Grey ... best analogy for a long time. Damn good.

American Fascism. It's coming.

And I'll support it. Because it's better than this.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2016 09:03 PM (fiGNd)

742
The appeal of Cruz was never that he would go and clean out Washington, but that by virtue of being a principled constitutionalist he would refrain from making the problem worse, maybe even reestablish separation of powers a bit.



The Left wins because they don't play by the rules, and then conservatives play by the rules and lets the Left keep their ill-gotten gains.

This results in a ratchet effect. Crikkkk. Crikkk. Crikkkk. Now we have gay marriage and men who think they're women.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 09:05 PM (uURQL)

743 Joining in the "melatonin for Ace" recommendations. Unless you're one of the people who gets really trippy dreams when you take it.

Although, I have no idea, that might be a selling point for Ace?

Posted by: Locarno at May 03, 2016 09:08 PM (HhYvn)

744 Oh, and fuck autocorrect.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 03, 2016 09:10 PM (U+nHb)

745 > I'm done, I'm out.

Go with God and good luck.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2016 07:29 PM (dciA+)

Just wait, ace. You won't believe what happens next.

Posted by: FBI Sr Agent In Charge of Hildebeests at May 03, 2016 09:11 PM (v9gSJ)

746 seems to be shorthand for "I don't like the gist of your argument so I declare it out of bounds".



I spend a good damn amount of time and treasure just to not have to give a shit about people who shout "Strawman".



Good day.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2016 08:54 PM (fiGNd)

No. It means strawman...as in the logical fallacy. The "gist" of your argument was a strawman. Simple as that.
That...ummm...emotion..that you express. Let me guess. You think Trump is "the one"?

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 09:11 PM (aRUb8)

747 743
Joining in the "melatonin for Ace" recommendations. Unless you're one of
the people who gets really trippy dreams when you take it.


Posted by: Locarno at May 03, 2016 09:08 PM (HhYvn)


I have the same problem. Tried the melotonin..meh. I've settled on the cheap over the counter sleep aid that is basically diphenhydramine. I take them for about 5 days in a row, and then lay off a bit. At least I get multiple days of sleep before I have to break the cycle.

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 09:18 PM (aRUb8)

748 The Left wins because they don't play by the rules,
and then conservatives play by the rules and lets the Left keep their
ill-gotten gains.



This results in a ratchet effect. Crikkkk. Crikkk. Crikkkk. Now we have gay marriage and men who think they're women.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 09:05 PM (uURQL)


Exactly. The motto of the Fabian Socialists was "The inevitability of incrementalism."

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 09:20 PM (aRUb8)

749 American Fascism. It's coming.



And I'll support it. Because it's better than this.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2016 09:03 PM (fiGNd)

How would you know? What are you basing that claim on? Have you lived under Fascism?

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 09:21 PM (aRUb8)

750 You think Trump is "the one"?

No. I think he's out of his damn mind.

As are you. The fight just doesn't give a damn about your rules.

Posted by: The Lurking Spider at May 03, 2016 09:23 PM (fiGNd)

751 That does it. I am done with the Republican party. Once again we have gone with another old white guy. This time one that is totally unqualified for the post. The party choosing him over more qualified hispanics, blacks and women as put the lie to diversity in the party. Apparently, all you really need to be an old white guy and can insult everyone else. All that matters is white males and the party doesn't need anyone else. I can no longer be part of a party that will have Donald Trump as its standard bearer. I will not join nor vote for the Democrats but I will be looking for a different party that will follow principles. I always pushed the Republicans as a true party of logic and true diversity. Now I know that is not really true.

Posted by: Now Former Republican at May 03, 2016 09:25 PM (lityQ)

752 Off Spider Sock. Left over from another thread.

Mimzey ... you're arguing. I think the arguing is just about over.

Time to start picking.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2016 09:26 PM (fiGNd)

753 Your personal day to day life is actually determined by the president of the federal government?



And you don't think Obama has already ruined the country?



Odd judgement, you have.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 03, 2016 08:55 PM

I'm sorry...but that is another strawman. I never stated eithe of those things.
That being said, are you claiming that the government DOESN'T change your life and the things you can do..the restrictions they implement, the fees and taxes they charge you, the values they DEMAND you adhere to in order to keep those wolves at bay, DON'T have a determining effect on your life and the choices you make? If that is not what you meant...what was the context of your understanding of what I posted?

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 09:28 PM (aRUb8)

754 you're arguing. I think the arguing is just about over.



Time to start picking.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2016 09:26 PM (fiGNd)
ScoggDog...maybe you're denying. Stating a fact is not "arguing".Just pointing that out.

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 09:30 PM (aRUb8)

755 No. I think he's out of his damn mind.



As are you. The fight just doesn't give a damn about your rules.

Posted by: The Lurking Spider at May 03, 2016 09:23 PM (fiGNd)
I have no "rules". Objective reality is simply my guide.If you think he is out of his mind..I assume you are firmly against having him as the nominee? Who would your preferred nominee be? Just curious.

Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 09:33 PM (aRUb8)

756 I've been resigned to this for the last two weeks, and certainly the last 2 days, so que sera sera. The upside, I guess, would be the schadenfreude of watching Trump move hard to the middle, followed by his humiliating landslide defeat to the first bad face female president.

Now how do we get Reince Priebus demoted to usher at a movie theater?

Posted by: reform highlander at May 03, 2016 09:35 PM (xf3KI)

757 It's not really so bad. I already had utter contempt for the electorate in 2008 and especially 2012. It's just that more obvious that we deserve our fate.

Posted by: evergreen at May 03, 2016 10:21 PM (0JiMl)

758 Well this will be the first election in my life that I will be sitting out.

I will not vote for Donald Trump.

But you Trumpsters don't need my vote anyway.........right?

Posted by: Talon at May 03, 2016 11:20 PM (sNHB4)

759 Don't sit out the election. Write in who you want to win. That's what I'm gonna do, but I'm in a state that doesn't matter which is why I get that choice to write someone in (like a lot of the NY/DC never trumpers). If I were in a state that mattered, I'd probably vote Trump and puke immediately after. And then cry. And then get a burrito to feel better. Clinton SC choices are just too disgusting to imagine.

Posted by: disappointed at May 04, 2016 01:01 AM (FpIAE)

760 If Trump makes a good VP pick, I'll vote for him. Of course with the hope he is impeached within the first year of his term.

Posted by: YatYas at May 04, 2016 01:01 AM (5v4w4)

761 >> Well this will be the first election in my life that I will be sitting out.

I will not vote for Donald Trump.

But you Trumpsters don't need my vote anyway.........right?

There are better choices than sitting out. In my case, I won't vote for Trump (possible exception: if he manages to get elected and does a fine job making America great again, I'll consider voting for him in 2020). I can't stomach the thought of voting for HClin. So that leaves Gary Johnson on the Libertarian ticket, or writing in Rick Perry. Two fine choices, so why the depression over voting?

Cheer up people. It's just the Presidency. We've suffered eight years of the worst Presidency I could ever have imagined. Hard to believe HClin or DT would be worse. As Adam Smith said, there is a great deal of ruin in a nation.

Posted by: Brian at May 04, 2016 01:29 AM (B3b+f)

762 I'm sorry...but that is another strawman. I never stated eithe of those things.
That being said, are you claiming that the government DOESN'T change your life and the things you can do..the restrictions they implement, the fees and taxes they charge you, the values they DEMAND you adhere to in order to keep those wolves at bay, DON'T have a determining effect on your life and the choices you make? If that is not what you meant...what was the context of your understanding of what I posted?
Posted by: Mimzey at May 03, 2016 09:28 PM (aRUb



I didn't say you said those things. That's why those were questions.

I was talking about it being silly to hate a Moron/Ette over their personal views on a presidential candidate they have no personal ability to choose.

I don't know where you want to go with your questions, but your latest comment is asking about governments instead of specific presidential candidates.

On one hand, we are collectively responsible for the government we have ... On the other hand, I sure as heck did not choose this. I didn't select the presidents who selected the judges or the congress who created the bureaucracies. Wasn't even born when these things were set into motion.

So I don't see why I should hold a personal grudge based on opinions with no meaningful action behind them.

Anyone with the ability to actually be responsible for the current state of things isn't goofing around murdering Hobos and swigging Valurite on a smart military blog.

Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 04, 2016 02:51 AM (1D4Ef)

763 NeverTrumpers---Being a bit melodramatic aren't we? Time to blot those tears, hike up those big boy pants, and hop aboard!

Posted by: Gobbagoo at May 04, 2016 05:36 AM (H7eLj)

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The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat