aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Monday Morning News Dump (5/2/16) [Mis. Hum.]
- CIA says unreleased pages are inaccurate
- Puerto Rico defaults on debt payment
- Bernie says DNC Convention will be contested
- Freight train derails outside of Washington D.C. Spill could be worse than Capitol Hill inhabitants
- Good work if you can get it
- This couple appreciates global warming
- It's who you know, isn't it?
- Rockwall, TX enters the public restroom fray
- So Ed Schultz is a whore, who would have thunk?
- Brussels airport sees areas reopening
- Save your laser for your cat
- Kentucky Confederate monument to be removed after 120 years
- Quaker Oats faces lawsuit over oatmeal processing
- End of an era, Sunday was last performance of elephants at Ringling Brothers Circus
- Border agents seize 7 tons of pot at SD border crossing
- WH Correspondent's Dinner after party turns nasty
- Did I do that?
- Berkshire investors reject climate change report
- Prince's mistake or why we are overtaxed
- Rev. Daniel Berrigan, dead.
- Taste great, less filling
- Genius award
- Feel good story of the day
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 07:57 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 07:57 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 07:58 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 07:59 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 07:59 AM (/ciMI)
*continues frolicking*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 08:00 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: TX ette, resigned to accept the fresh hell at May 02, 2016 08:00 AM (A22Ea)
Posted by: TX ette, resigned to accept the fresh hell at May 02, 2016 08:01 AM (A22Ea)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 08:01 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: TX ette, resigned to accept the fresh hell at May 02, 2016 08:01 AM (A22Ea)
*puts pants back on*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 08:01 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 08:02 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: TX ette, resigned to accept the fresh hell at May 02, 2016 08:02 AM (A22Ea)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 08:02 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 08:02 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 08:03 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 08:03 AM (/ciMI)
Translation.
gorebull warmening is only a problem if it effects our bottom line.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Late and short. at May 02, 2016 08:03 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: USA at May 02, 2016 08:04 AM (tfM+W)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 08:04 AM (Z65m4)
DAY 1,273
190 to go (263 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2016 08:04 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: TX ette, resigned to accept the fresh hell at May 02, 2016 08:04 AM (A22Ea)
Posted by: Warren Buffett at May 02, 2016 08:04 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: TX ette, resigned to accept the fresh hell at May 02, 2016 08:05 AM (A22Ea)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2016 08:05 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 08:05 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: rickb223
Well, maybe just the livestock.
Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 08:06 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: TX ette, resigned to accept the fresh hell at May 02, 2016 08:05 AM (A22Ea)
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Let's face it: if he doesn't revive, we'll have to flush him.
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 08:06 AM (2WwbN)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 08:06 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2016 08:06 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 08:06 AM (/ciMI)
Yesterday's blog post was an April end of month wrap up, a good way to catch up on past posts.
I will have a post on FTWD later this morning.
Link in nic
Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 08:06 AM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 08:07 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 08:08 AM (vvmPQ)
So...any good news?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2016 08:05 AM (NOIQH)
Some 60s left wing radical priest died
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2016 08:09 AM (V/InG)
*and no, I won't link the AP's So Sad Puppy account of how PR got into this unfortunate fix of spending moar money than they have, year after year after year, much like another cabal of spendthriftaholics located in DC*
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 08:09 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 08:10 AM (2WwbN)
fireworks and threw rocks and Molotov cocktails at police, Seattle
Police said.
Couldn't happen in a better city...Maybe Portland or San Francisco could have had a riot, LA to busy protesting Trump.
Posted by: Colin at May 02, 2016 08:10 AM (jitap)
They just don't see the irony.
Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 08:10 AM (8ikIW)
"So, Daniel Berrigan dies and is greeted by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. And Berrigan says, well Saint Peter, I'm here at last, to which Saint Peter replies . . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2016 08:10 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 08:10 AM (8ikIW)
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Bruce, I think they say all that stuff just to make themselves feel better. I doubt it works.
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 08:11 AM (2WwbN)
fireworks and threw rocks and Molotov cocktails at police, Seattle
Police said.
When did we start celebrating May Day?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2016 08:12 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: bluebell
They also promote clicks for MORE FREE GUBMINT stuff for more stronger independent wymyns!!!
Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 08:13 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Colin at May 02, 2016 08:10 AM (jitap)
The "protest March" came off OK. It was imported communist thugs who created the riot after the March.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 08:13 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 02, 2016 08:13 AM (zE97c)
Undocumented Medicinal Marijuana. Get it correct please.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Late and short. at May 02, 2016 08:13 AM (WVsWD)
Tort reform another thing the "totally CON-servative" do nothing party blathers about but has done nothing about.
I think I've heard about "Tort reform" for at least 30 years.
In fact as the unelected beuracracy churns out thousands of new regulations and rules that have the force of law, the courts are getting even worse.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 08:14 AM (M+Oml)
Posted by: bluebell
They also promote clicks for MORE FREE GUBMINT stuff for more stronger independent wymyns!!!
Posted by: Bruce
The irony burns like an std.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 08:14 AM (Z65m4)
I live directly across the street from a place called Aroma Coffee Bar. At about 4 in the afternoon, I look out the window to see a very loud group of about 20 miscreants, flanked by about 100 police, shouting and chanting. For those not aware, Aroma is owned by Israelis.
There evidently was some May Day protest in Union Square and these Joo-hating bastards must have slithered down here to SoHo to harass decent people on an otherwise quiet Sunday.
Thank you, and fuck you.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2016 08:14 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 08:15 AM (Z65m4)
Why not? After all, we are all commies now.
Thanks, 52 per cent.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 02, 2016 08:15 AM (CzhL0)
New polls are starting to enter the RCP average, and we are starting to see some tightening of the general election matchup. Of course the big news last week was the Rasmussen poll that showed a tie. This week IBD/TIPP is finding Trump only training Clinton by 7.
Overall the average is Clinton 47.4% and Trump 40.1%, for a lead of 7.3% on average. The changes we are seeing are weakening of her support, not increase in Trump's support. People who were saying they would vote for Clinton are moving into undecided.
In congress there is no change, the Dems will pick up at least 3 in the Senate and 12 in the House.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 02, 2016 08:15 AM (/6AND)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2016 08:16 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 02, 2016 08:17 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: NSA Bob at May 02, 2016 08:17 AM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 08:13 AM (vvmPQ
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If one's political views align with the cold violence of communism, there should be no surprise when violent communists show up.
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 08:17 AM (Fmupd)
Square and these Joo-hating bastards must have slithered down here to
SoHo to harass decent people on an otherwise quiet Sunday.
Thank you, and fuck you.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2016 08:14 AM (p4UlV)
Seems like I recall a court case where abortion protestors we shouting and blocking the entrance to an abortion mill. The court ruled that yes they could have their protest but it had to occur across the street such that people still had access to come and go freely from the clinic.
Why is that not being done here since the precedent is already set?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 08:17 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 02, 2016 08:18 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 08:18 AM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 08:18 AM (3ZtZW)
If I types it, I gets the ban hammer.
Posted by: J.J. SeftonDrink until Mai das sechste?
Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 08:18 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at May 02, 2016 08:20 AM (SEFXb)
Ack!
I'll have to research to see.
Z Nation had a zombaby. I wonder if they'll have a zomfetus.
Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 08:21 AM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Kasichs NeckWattle at May 02, 2016 08:22 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: NSA Bob
I--I have...a gambolling problem.
Whew! It feels good to say out loud, lifts a weight.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 08:23 AM (/ciMI)
Wave em like ya jus' don' care
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 08:24 AM (3ZtZW)
I've lost count of the number of GOP taking points that have been uttered over the years but have not been implemented.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 08:25 AM (M+Oml)
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 08:25 AM (3ZtZW)
Wave em like ya jus' don' care
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves
Meh. How about a single head nod instead?
Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 08:25 AM (8ikIW)
And because of his arrogance we are not going to get a Trump/Cruz 2016 - GOTTERDAMARUNGG NOW! Ticket.
Damn shame.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 08:27 AM (M+Oml)
Wave em like ya jus' don' care
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 08:24 AM (3ZtZW)
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I'll just use my patented single digit indicator.
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 08:28 AM (Fmupd)
I see lefty Jews on twitter trying to defend Ken Livingstone's antiSemitic comments. Unbelievable.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 02, 2016 08:28 AM (iQIUe)
Trump!
Cruz!
Screw you!
Screw YOU!
You left out "Bannings will be soon!!!"
Yay.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 02, 2016 08:32 AM (C9pBZ)
On fear the walking dead, did they stab the fetus' brain? Because if not, it could reanimate, eat it's way out, and attack them. Now wouldnt that make a great story line.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 02, 2016 08:18 AM (iQIUe)
Obligatory: Evil Dead Baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxCjK615Yd8
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2016 08:33 AM (o98Jz)
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I'm cool with that.
The VP isn't all that critical to me except in the sense of how it might hurt a ticket - I don't think it tends to do much to make a ticket popular, with the notable exception of Palin.
Scott Adams is hoping for Marc Cuban which would be admittedly awesome, although Trump is saying he wants somebody with specifically political experience.
On that front, a number of politicians have pre-emptively said - publicly - they aren't interested, while Trump is starting to go around repairing bridges, behind the scenes.
So I'm looking at persons who have abruptly changed their tune and you know what stuck out?
Newt. Horrible choice, but Newt went from saying Trump would be literally insane to choose him to a much more moderate stance recently.
I do not support it, but have at it you guys...
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 08:34 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Corona at May 02, 2016 08:35 AM (ragzU)
Posted by: Codsworth at May 02, 2016 08:36 AM (CUk0C)
It absolutely cannot be a outsider or retread or someone who is too closely regarded as esrablsment.
I would love Tom Cotton.
Now that would be a dynamite ticket.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 08:36 AM (M+Oml)
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Goldilocks?
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 08:38 AM (3ZtZW)
I've noticed this about other documentaries the past few years. Climate change, global warming is almost always inserted somehow, no matter how irrelevant to the original subject. (A very good IMAX movie for the kids the mammoths was ruined for me by this once, will never return) The libs have taken a, obscure theory combined with a paranoid political agenda and hate of oil companies and turned it into a pseudo-science that is now being shoved down everybody's throats at every opportunity.
Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2016 08:39 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 02, 2016 08:18 AM (iQIUe)
No teeth.*
*Fear a Severe Gumming by The Walking Dead
Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2016 08:39 AM (oU3Bb)
Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2016 08:39 AM (1BQGO)
Weasel Zippers
Well as disgusting as that is, I at least have to give the left credit for staying on message and not ripping each other apart. We could learn some from that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2016 08:40 AM (V/InG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 02, 2016 08:40 AM (C9pBZ)
Speaking of pullups, ER's report a spike in concussions from...monkey-bars. So those new physical standard for the Marines won't be a problem for long.
Quality shit-stirring requires an on-point memory: Not long ago some moron or another posted Something Terrible about Chobani yogurt management, and I can't remember what it was exactly. Now the sole owner, a Kurd from Turkey, has instituted a great-looking employee stock plan, and I can't quite figure out what charge he's trying to cover up. That's right, I can never get JD Rockefeller, Ivy Lee, and those shiny dimes out of my mind. Who remembers the dirt on this guy?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 02, 2016 08:40 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2016 08:40 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 08:40 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2016 08:41 AM (2cS/G)
Scott Adams is hoping for Marc Cuban which would be admittedly awesome,
FYI.
Marc Cuban is an politically insane, very far left progtard.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2016 08:42 AM (oU3Bb)
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2016 08:42 AM (B48dK)
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Really? Don't know a lot about him but he seemed alright from what little I did know. Do tell
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 08:43 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: person at May 02, 2016 08:43 AM (mFkVC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 02, 2016 08:43 AM (C9pBZ)
Surface, not surfer."
Mashup: Fear the Surfing Dead!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 02, 2016 08:40 AM (C9pBZ)
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHww_HJt1qk
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2016 08:44 AM (o98Jz)
see some tightening of the general election matchup. Of course the big
news last week was the Rasmussen poll that showed a tie. This week
IBD/TIPP is finding Trump only training Clinton by 7.
Overall the average is Clinton 47.4% and Trump 40.1%, for a lead of
7.3% on average. The changes we are seeing are weakening of her
support, not increase in Trump's support. People who were saying they
would vote for Clinton are moving into undecided.
In congress there is no change, the Dems will pick up at least 3 in the Senate and 12 in the House.
.
.
.
.But, but...but, every liberal or MSM news article I have read says the Dems will pull a Trifecta and take back both the House and Senate this year with Hillary keeping the White House under Dem control for the next 8 years......
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 02, 2016 08:44 AM (iONHu)
He'll do anything to protect the Saudi mother ship.
Posted by: Valiant at May 02, 2016 08:44 AM (3MiF8)
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2016 08:45 AM (B48dK)
We all know Progressives ... regardless if their uniform of the day is Communsm, Environmentalism, or something else ... are not going to stop. Why should they ? Street fighting works.
We also know ... or at least we all should ... that the police response towards Progressives will always allow MORE rule breaking than what is allowed towards Conservatives. Why ? Because Conservatives are more orderly and law abiding - and thus easier to police.
Ultimate result ? Just like 1930s Germany (you knew it was coming), people are going to have enough, and take to the streets in opposition.
That opposition will be American Fascism. It will be the end of Progressivism and Classical Liberalism alike.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 02, 2016 08:45 AM (RKJF2)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 02, 2016 08:45 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 08:45 AM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Valiant at May 02, 2016 08:46 AM (3MiF8)
The warmists have never been made to answer even the simplest questions so they are free to inject their bullshit into everything.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 08:46 AM (M+Oml)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 02, 2016 08:46 AM (eHpnh)
Oddly, that was never mentioned. On the other hand it was mentioned that CO2 came out of hiding to heat the earth, the dinosaurs really liked that and that explained how they became dominate for millions of years.
Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2016 08:46 AM (1BQGO)
He'll do anything to protect the Saudi mother ship.
Posted by: Valiant
I think Brennan is an open muslim convert.
Posted by: steevy
Walk like a duck, quack like a duck.
How many non muzzies have muzzy prayer rugs in their office?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 08:47 AM (Z65m4)
How is it going for you?
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 08:47 AM (2WwbN)
The covert Muzzies are the most dangerous. See Grover Norquist for example.
Posted by: Valiant at May 02, 2016 08:48 AM (3MiF8)
I wonder if alcohol was involved.
Posted by: Fritz at May 02, 2016 08:48 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 08:48 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 08:48 AM (3ZtZW)
I wonder if alcohol was involved.
Posted by: Fritz at May 02, 2016 08:48 AM (UzPAd)
I'm thinking alcohol, sex, and testosterone starvation are involved.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at May 02, 2016 08:49 AM (SEFXb)
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 08:49 AM (2WwbN)
90 80 Did they mention that Volcanoes put out more CO2 in a single belch than all of humanity in a hundred years?
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2016 08:42 AM (B48dK)
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Have any of them ever thought of the amount of methane there was in just one brontosaurus fart?
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 08:49 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 02, 2016 08:49 AM (mvenn)
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 02, 2016 08:49 AM (dBmVV)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 02, 2016 08:49 AM (mvenn)
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LOL!!!!!
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 08:50 AM (2WwbN)
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 08:51 AM (2WwbN)
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
I kind liked it.
Posted by: Barry at May 02, 2016 08:52 AM (c7vUv)
Hubby is fully recovered from food poisoning (he felt better by noon of the same day) so we were able to get college kid home ok.
I'm doing ok with low-carb, except yesterday when I decided that chicken taquitos were low-carb. (They were the frozen kind - like you I was too lazy to cook)
Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 08:52 AM (nbrY/)
... Would you perchance be able to show me your secret to that "no pull-ups" training. I'd be glad to share my double-barrel shotgun home defense method in return.
Posted by: Joe B from DC at May 02, 2016 08:52 AM (RKJF2)
Fun little rag. A closet conservative at (Federal) work, who always had "Governing" magazine sitting out on his desk, used to leave Imprimis in the men's room. Reached a...wider audience.
I gave the Ty Cobb issue to my dad, a lifelong Tigers fan. It was a revelation to him since he was 40 when the racism article came out, and he really hadn't followed it. He thought the universal hatred of Cobb was because he was a hard-hittin' SOB on the field, analysis: true. Dad's idea of not being racist was having an autographed 8x10 of Hammerin' Hank Greenberg. Which he does.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 02, 2016 08:52 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: CrustyB at May 02, 2016 08:52 AM (Hnglq)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 02, 2016 08:49 AM (mien)
On the contrary,
Beer drinking is part of my navel career.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2016 08:53 AM (oU3Bb)
I was watching a show about Yosemite on the National Geo Channel. (Used to get their mag, now it's lefty crap) Anyway, they talked about a glacier that is there and how it's been melting for 10,000 years and how it carved out this one valley. Except now, it's melting really really fast and it's all global warming/climate change.
I guess the glaciers over 10,000 years had melted at an always consistent rate.
Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 08:56 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2016 08:56 AM (B48dK)
So glad your husband got better quickly - I saw your note and thought, oh no. Gotta be sure not to poison my husband in the next week, at least until we bring our daughter home.
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 08:56 AM (2WwbN)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2016 08:57 AM (2cS/G)
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Oh yeah he did great! one number 2 accident but to be expected really. He does panic a lot because he wants to do us proud and it entails a lot of fear he won't do right - but my belief is he has to face that now, while young. Life isn't perfect.
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 08:57 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Fritz at May 02, 2016 08:57 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2016 08:57 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2016 08:42 AM (oU3Bb)
Well he would be a perfect pick for Donnie
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 08:57 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 08:51 AM (2WwbN)
Not yet. But i'm not worried. I know she has some stuff going on that is taking up a lot of her time.
*swinging for a grand slam here folks. Prayers welcome
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 08:59 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 02, 2016 08:59 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2016 08:59 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 08:59 AM (/CXhS)
Are we talking about ace?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2016 08:59 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2016 08:59 AM (B48dK)
Yeast and Hops for the thirsty guy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 09:00 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Boehner at May 02, 2016 09:00 AM (BllI+)
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2016 09:01 AM (B48dK)
I don't get the Webb love at all.
He's just another hack Democrat.
When he had a chance to stand up for America against Oblablacare,
he went ass up, pants down like the rest of them.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2016 09:01 AM (oU3Bb)
Not yet. But i'm not worried. I know she has some stuff going on that is taking up a lot of her time.
*swinging for a grand slam here folks. Prayers welcome
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 08:59 AM (/CXhS
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So are we praying for you to get laid?
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 09:01 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 09:01 AM (Z65m4)
Then there is the persistent rumor that Brennan is a muzzie hisself.
Even snopes is unwilling to mark this rumor as false.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/brennan.asp
But they do include the fact that Brennan was sworn in on a copy of the Constitution, not on a Bible; that he was station chief in SA for many years, and that he praised the hajj, a muzzie ceremony that can only be attended by muzzies.
A couple of things snopes left out is him referring to Jerusalem as Al Quds, and him claiming that the Muslim Brotherhood is non-violent and largely secular, right before Egypt threw them out of office and arrested many of them. These things can be seen on youtube clips.
And now Brennan doesn't think much of those redacted 28 pages about SA's involvement in 9/11.
Well Mr. Brennan, I'm thinking you should go fetch your fucking shinebox.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 07:09 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 09:02 AM (gyKtp)
****
Daycare without pullups? That sounds like Marine basic training for women.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 02, 2016 09:03 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 02, 2016 09:03 AM (dBmVV)
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 09:01 AM (Fmupd)
Sure, we can go with that.
Just starting with lunch would be ok too.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 09:04 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 02, 2016 09:04 AM (xq1UY)
Was that the one about the Chobani yogurt?
Because that would make a certain kind of sense. Microbiologically, I mean.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 02, 2016 09:06 AM (xq1UY)
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 02, 2016 08:49 AM (dBmVV)
The test itself is a piece of cake. It's the prep that's a killer.
/Due for my second test in a couple of months.
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2016 09:06 AM (0ZkAE)
Will never forgive him for producing "Redacted."
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2016 09:07 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2016 08:57 AM (2cS/G)
Yup, the left is becoming just like Stalinists.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2016 09:07 AM (V/InG)
All of this erotic talk about yeast is motivating me to spend some quality time with my bread machine.
...and so it was written, go forth and multiply your yeast.
... and so it was done.
Life is too short to eat flat bread.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 02, 2016 09:09 AM (UsKLC)
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This isnt as much of a break with his old line as it appears: if Republican voters are irresponsible enough to nominate the Trump person, Hillary Clinton will be the next president.
So, somewhere Mr Schultz is looking at the Republican primary and cant stop laughing!
Posted by: Begonia at May 02, 2016 09:09 AM (wtPjn)
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2016 09:06 AM (0ZkAE)
Second test, as in ten year mark, or second test as in, further checking? Either way, prayers up for you.
Posted by: Moki at May 02, 2016 09:10 AM (ezHMO)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 09:04 AM (/CXhS)
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Ahem. I am praying for the lunch date. The lunch date. At which you will treat her with the utmost respect, I am certain. Because she sounds like a classy lady, and you are a classy guy. Right?! Right.
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 09:10 AM (2WwbN)
I was kind of hoping the Ringling Bros would take the elephants to Africa to be released into the wild so the could live free and natural, just like all the libs want, where they would quickly die off much to the libs horror who would then start accusing Ringling Bros of cruelty to animals. Of course, the elephants deserve much better than that and I would hate to see them die to just spite the libs.
Maybe we can ship the libs to Africa and release them in the wild to live free and natural instead?
Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2016 09:10 AM (1BQGO)
Sock Game", starring Curt Schilling. Just removed the entire segment of
the show.
Unbelievable - they think just because they've fired him they can erase his career, one of his biggest achievements? F#ck ESPN.
"The Book of Laughter and Forgetting" was *not* a user's manual.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2016 09:10 AM (NOIQH)
Another GOP talking point that I've heard for at least 30 years was being able to buy insurance across state lines.
I've lost count of the number of GOP taking points that have been uttered over the years but have not been implemented.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 08:25 AM (M+Oml)
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Good drowsy Monday morning. Can someone tell me exactly what prevents this right now? Which federal law or regulation prevents insurance companies from selling across state lines (and why haven't they gone to court over it)?
Posted by: iforgot at May 02, 2016 09:10 AM (pC96u)
Have to yell, because there's really loud thunder.
Got up this morning saw that it was raining AGAIN and asked hubby "How is there any rain left?"
He thought that was silly, but good grief, it seems like we've had All The Rain There Could Be.
I blame my mom. She's arriving next week, when it will probably stop raining except for showers at night.
Uh huh.
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 02, 2016 09:11 AM (nXeSu)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 02, 2016 09:11 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2016 09:11 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 09:12 AM (3ZtZW)
Maybe we can ship the libs to Africa and release them in the wild to live free and natural instead?
Posted by: Ripley
Seconded. Voice vote?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 09:12 AM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2016 09:11 AM (NOIQH)
not when they are living in mommy & daddy's basement
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 09:13 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 09:13 AM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Fritz at May 02, 2016 09:14 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Moki at May 02, 2016 09:10 AM (ezHMO)
Thanks for asking. Second test, as in 5 year mark. First time I had 'three rather large polyps' removed, so I'm on the five year plan. And I have to have the procedure done in a hospital, not a doctor's office, as I have an ICD (pacemaker plus defibrillator). Because of that ICD, I cannot have MRIs, either.
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2016 09:14 AM (0ZkAE)
1) While Trump calls Hillary out for "playing the woman card", Cruz plays it too.
2) Cruz's wife (who's a Lefty) calls her husband an "immigrant" and a Hispanic, apparently thinking that those PC cards will be helpful.
3) While Trump is branding Cruz as "Lyin' Ted", Cruz starts telling Indiana that it's really TRUMP who is the establishment guy!! 5 hospital patients in comas are convinced.
4) The governor of Indiana gives a glowing endorsement of Trump, except that it ends with "but I'm voting for Cruz". File that one under either "supremely unconvincing" or "WTF?"
5) George Will declares that he will side with Dems, but it's Trump (and about 70% of the Republican voters voting anti-establishment, apparently) who are "traitors" to the Party.
6) Cruz flies off the handle, declaring that Indiana will vote against "evil" (meaning Trump). But that's not crazy, or anything.
... and to cap it all off ...
7) Some unnamed 10 year old kid pops up out of nowhere, and for the first time in presidential politics has to be escorted from the room (!!) because (here it comes...) he had shouted "You Suck!"
From the mouths of babes - Cruz is now the Rodney Dangerfield of politics. No respect at all!
Posted by: Optimizer at May 02, 2016 09:14 AM (jPHi7)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2016 09:11 AM (NOIQH)
not when they are living in mommy & daddy's basement
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Basement gonna fill up with shit, toot suite!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 09:14 AM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 09:14 AM (3ZtZW)
A senior member of the Afghan Taliban told NBC News he had once tried McDonald's food in the Pakistani city of Karachi but it was "too expensive" and tasteless. He said that Taliban fighters preferred mutton and rice.
However, he conceded that McDonald's was "good when you are in a hurry and have no access to proper food."
"We know it's an American food company and our religious scholars have forbidden us from consuming any Western food and beverages," the militant added, saying that he intended to visit the Quetta outlet with friends but would not eat there.
Posted by: French physician and Freemason Dr Joseph-Ignace Guillotin at May 02, 2016 09:14 AM (e8kgV)
Mein Fuhrer! I can talk.
Posted by: Wernher Von Strangelove. at May 02, 2016 09:16 AM (NA4Je)
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 09:12 AM (3ZtZW)
And that, boys and girls, is how we came up with the name for "Cheetos".
Posted by: Frito Lay Spokesthing at May 02, 2016 09:16 AM (oU3Bb)
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 09:10 AM (2WwbN)
Of course!
Why would anyone think otherwise.
oh
right
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 09:17 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2016 08:39 AM (1BQGO)
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My favorite is some scientist who lives in London, works in York and Geneva, films all over the world and does the obligatory brave scientist standing on a peak he can only get to by being dropped off by a helicopter while the helicopter circles him and films and then lectures us all on carbon footprints. Sheesh!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 02, 2016 09:18 AM (iQIUe)
*Fear a Severe Gumming by The Walking Dead
Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2016 08:39 AM (oU3Bb)
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A hickey can be as dangerous as a bite.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 02, 2016 09:19 AM (iQIUe)
Arab from eastern Jerusalem arrested on suspicions of aiding lethal stabbing, in which US tourist Taylor Force was murdered.
Any word from State, Kerry, Fredo, The White House?
Yeah I did not think so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2016 09:19 AM (V/InG)
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 09:12 AM (3ZtZW)
And that, boys and girls, is how we came up with the name for "Cheetos".
Posted by: Frito Lay Spokesthing
So Flaming Hot is modeled on athletes foot?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 09:19 AM (Z65m4)
Cuban is all over the place in his thoughts much like Trump but he does have a foundation he solely funds for Vets. That's at least one more positive than Trump has.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 02, 2016 09:19 AM (6qmBU)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 09:20 AM (/CXhS)
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Unbelievable.
Posted by: MTF at May 02, 2016 09:20 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 08:56 AM (2WwbN)
That would be a good idea.
For the record, he managed to self-poison himself somehow, as no one else was afflicted. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it. And where's my lawyer?)
Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 09:20 AM (nbrY/)
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I believe in you. And the only grand slam I want to hear about is if you are watching a baseball game.
I do so hope she says yes. You'll have to let us know.
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 09:21 AM (2WwbN)
Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2016 08:39 AM (1BQGO)
Yeah I stopped listening to Stuff You Should Know because of it. If and when AGW becomes an embarrassment in general I have to wonder what the retrospect will be.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02, 2016 09:22 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 09:22 AM (/CXhS)
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I believe in you. And the only grand slam I want to hear about is if you are watching a baseball game.
Or a Denny's breakfast.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 09:22 AM (Z65m4)
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And I believe in you too, votermom
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 09:23 AM (2WwbN)
Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 09:23 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2016 09:23 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 09:22 AM (Z65m4)
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I'll allow it.
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 09:24 AM (2WwbN)
I do so hope she says yes. You'll have to let us know.
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 09:21 AM (2WwbN)
Thanks. The 'grand slam' I am taking about isn't regarding getting laid, it's that she is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous.
I'd link a pic but nah. Sometimes it's a small world.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 09:24 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 09:26 AM (2WwbN)
And yet, and yet...my employees were people who talked with a lot of people on a daily basis, and word would always leak out. And I'd find out and have to call somebody The Morning Of, and off we'd go with a flask and lawn chairs. Most of the East Side would be along the road, two or three deep for a couple of miles, because damn it all, There Is Something About A Herd of Elephants.
It was pretty much Kafka-esque without "Entry of The Gladiators" playing. More than once I wished I'd brought a boom-box. Utter silence except the shuffling of those big feets, an occasional terse command, and, not on every one of them but a few, the clank of a hasp and chain. And the shouts of little children, and the admonishments by their grandparents not to forget that they had seen this.
And the 'phoonts knew you were there to see them, too. Never got rorty, but they'd snort, give you the elephant-eye, and once in a while trumpet just a little. It was about the damnedest thing you ever saw.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 02, 2016 09:27 AM (xq1UY)
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"She gave me the finger at Supersaver!"
"She doesn't sort her recyclables!"
"I did dental work on her!"
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 09:27 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 09:27 AM (2WwbN)
I believe Chobani has been importing huge numbers of muslim refugees to work in their plants. So, small towns are being flooded with them.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 02, 2016 09:27 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: DaveA at May 02, 2016 09:28 AM (DL2i+)
the team with the best record in MLB is the Chicago White Sox.
Posted by: seamrog at May 02, 2016 09:28 AM (l4d1L)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 02, 2016 09:29 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 02, 2016 09:29 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 02, 2016 09:30 AM (mvenn)
I refuse to feel good.
And get the hell off my lawn.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 02, 2016 09:31 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: mustbequantum
Did they mention that they were part of the lynch mob?
Posted by: Papist Bograt at May 02, 2016 09:31 AM (326rv)
Anyone can have six pack abs. Take a real man to carry around a keg.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 09:32 AM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2016 09:32 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 09:34 AM (Z65m4)
too. Never got rorty, but they'd snort, give you the elephant-eye, and
once in a while trumpet just a little. It was about the damnedest thing
you ever saw. Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 02, 2016 09:27 AM (xq1UY)
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Dad heard from the old guys in town about a little circus and brought me to see the setup. Amazing watching the elephants working hauling and setting tentpoles and larger loads. I'm so glad that I got a chance to see them working.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 02, 2016 09:35 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 02, 2016 09:35 AM (xq1UY)
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*shoves rickb some double-ply through the USB port so we don't have to hear more about this.*
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 09:35 AM (2WwbN)
And the 'phoonts knew you were there to see them, too. Never got rorty, but they'd snort, give you the elephant-eye, and once in a while trumpet just a little. It was about the damnedest thing you ever saw.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 02, 2016 09:27 AM (xq1UY)
When I was little, (which is sadly, many years ago) you go go right up to the elephant cage at the zoo, and feed him popcorn, etc. I remember being beside the cage, with his trunk through the bars, playing with my hair, and laying around my neck. I also played with the gorilla through the cage. He would stick his hand out through the bars, and I would hold it. We would sit like that for what my four year old self thought was hours. Zookeepers, parents, thought nothing of it.
I know it's safer, and better for the animals to keep separation, but that was special-I treasure those memories.
Posted by: Moki at May 02, 2016 09:35 AM (ezHMO)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 02, 2016 09:36 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Weasel at May 02, 2016 09:36 AM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2016 09:37 AM (V/InG)
I'd link a pic but nah. Sometimes it's a small world.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 09:24 AM (/CXhS)
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So God, keep RWC's thoughts pure and clean, away from the impulse to have wild, sweaty sex with this woman. Let her look upon him as just a good friend. Amen.
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 09:39 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2016 09:37 AM (V/InG)
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All this depravity and madness does have the advantage of letting theists and believers finally test their claim that His Mercy exceeds His justice.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 02, 2016 09:40 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 02, 2016 09:40 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 09:40 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 02, 2016 09:40 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Soona
Wait, I thought we weren't supposed to pray for bad things to happen to fellow Morons?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 02, 2016 09:41 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 02, 2016 09:41 AM (6qmBU)
140 If Trump picks a politician as VP, I still see Webb being a top option.
I don't get the Webb love at all.
He's just another hack Democrat.
When he had a chance to stand up for America against Oblablacare,
he went ass up, pants down like the rest of them.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2016 09:01 AM (oU3Bb)
Plus, he's even more erratic that Trump is accused of being. And ironically, despite his heroic and honorable service in Vietnam, he's a fucking crybaby who gets bent out of shape at the slightest provocation, takes his ball and goes home in a snit.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2016 09:41 AM (8hALn)
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 09:39 AM (Fmupd)
Why you!!!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 09:42 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 02, 2016 09:42 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: mustbequantum
Wow. That's like End of the World stuff.
Posted by: Papist Bograt at May 02, 2016 09:43 AM (326rv)
Showing His mercy in this world in no way precludes rendering His justice in the hereafter.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 02, 2016 09:43 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2016 09:43 AM (2cS/G)
***
Pro tip:
After you show her Polaroids of your amateur taxidermy work, offer her a swig from the pint of valu-rite in your hip pocket BEFORE you say, "Okay. How about it?"
High-class chicks like a little romance.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 02, 2016 09:43 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 09:43 AM (2WwbN)
I'd link a pic but nah. Sometimes it's a small world.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 09:24 AM (/CXhS)
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So God, keep RWC's thoughts pure and clean, away from the impulse to have wild, sweaty sex with this woman. Let her look upon him as just a good friend. Amen.
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 09:39 AM (Fmupd)
You're praying for him to get friend-zoned? That's evil.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 02, 2016 09:44 AM (0mRoj)
*****
Nice to see good old-fashioned entrepreneurs trading their ply.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 02, 2016 09:45 AM (mvenn)
Enemies one and all. Every single one of those fake sons of bitches.
Talking to my dad about it and he commented about Wasserman, Blitzer and Preibus sitting together chuckling and clinking glasses. "I thought they were enemies?"
They are. Of us.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 09:45 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 02, 2016 09:45 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 02, 2016 09:43 AM (9krrF)
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He wouldn't stoop to a dodge like that.
I'm thinking volcanoes as back-lighting to swarms of destroying angels....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 02, 2016 09:45 AM (lutOX)
227 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 09:24 AM (/CXhS)
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Pro tip:
After you show her Polaroids of your amateur taxidermy work, offer her a swig from the pint of valu-rite in your hip pocket BEFORE you say, "Okay. How about it?"
High-class chicks like a little romance.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 02, 2016 09:43 AM (lutOX)
Best pick up line ever: "does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2016 09:46 AM (8hALn)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 02, 2016 09:45 AM (mvenn)
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I'm not wanting to trade for his, by any means.
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2016 09:46 AM (2WwbN)
1. Check teeth for spinach, kale, lettuce, dandelions, bacon bits and other green leafy vegetables...before smiling.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 02, 2016 09:47 AM (mvenn)
Will look into different browser.
And creeper on the crappie, been there done that a number of times in my 50 years of fishing but, you see, currently no boat.
Posted by: teej at May 02, 2016 09:47 AM (0RM+L)
I see someone skipped ahead to the last chapter again!
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 02, 2016 09:47 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 02, 2016 09:47 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 02, 2016 09:44 AM (0mRoj)
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Builds character, I'm told.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 02, 2016 09:47 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: FCF at May 02, 2016 09:48 AM (kejii)
Posted by: Moki at May 02, 2016 09:35 AM (ezHMO)
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Dad would take us out of school first nice Spring day and stop at grocery store. We would head for Brookfield Zoo with loads of lettuce and celery and he would throw it into the enclosures. Zookeepers liked us.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 02, 2016 09:48 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 02, 2016 09:47 AM (mvenn)
What the hell is this 'vegetable' you speak of?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 09:48 AM (/CXhS)
Cinco de Mayo will now start becoming a Mexican holiday (which they don't celebrate much) that libs will honor by getting drunk to show their commitment to diversity and annoy conservatives.
Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2016 09:48 AM (1BQGO)
1. Check teeth for spinach, kale, lettuce, dandelions, bacon bits and other green leafy vegetables...before smiling.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 02, 2016 09:47 AM (mvenn)
Don't forget the underwear sniff test. Chicks dig the whole hygiene thing too.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at May 02, 2016 09:49 AM (SEFXb)
Also on this day 2nd May 1568, Mary Queen of Scots escaped confinement, in the castle that stood on an island in the centre of Loch Leven
Went downhill from there....
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 02, 2016 09:49 AM (iQIUe)
Time to put the jwest voucher program into effect. Michigan spends over $26,000 per pupil per year on kids in the Detroit public schools. Why not give every kid a voucher for $25,000 and let the free market work?
The parent can use the voucher with a private teacher/school or homeschool and keep the cash. All the kid has to do is pass the test for their age at the end of each year.
If they don't pass, a representative for the state picks the educational method for the next year.
People who homeschool and keep the money need to declare it as income.
What could be simpler or more effective?
Posted by: jwest at May 02, 2016 09:50 AM (Zs4uk)
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This also went seriously downhill...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 02, 2016 09:50 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 09:48 AM (/CXhS)
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Ya know when you fall face-down after eating two cans of sterno and come up up with a mouth full of municipal golf course? That green stuff is veggies.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 02, 2016 09:50 AM (lutOX)
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He wouldn't stoop to a dodge like that.
I'm thinking volcanoes as back-lighting to swarms of destroying angels....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 02, 2016 09:45 AM (lutOX)
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Very dramatic. I was thinking of all DMV's where no one spoke english.
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 09:50 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Soona
The dreaded "Friendzone Prayer"!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 09:51 AM (Z65m4)
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You can plate it out on an appropriate nutrient media and select single colonies of the yeast in question. I have no idea how they do it industrially.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 02, 2016 09:51 AM (mvenn)
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"I am 3/16ths owner of sausage factory!"
"I am no longer throwing sewage at you!"
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 09:51 AM (3ZtZW)
Teeth? Don't you mean tooth?
Posted by: Duke Leto Atreides at May 02, 2016 09:51 AM (CUk0C)
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After this, things took a turn for the better.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 02, 2016 09:52 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2016 09:52 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at May 02, 2016 09:49 AM (SEFXb)
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Yeah, make sure you hold your underwear to her face so she can tell you're a guy who knows how to wash in a storm drain. They dig self-reliance, ya know.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 02, 2016 09:52 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 02, 2016 09:53 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Frito Lay Spokesthing at May 02, 2016 09:16 AM (oU3Bb)
I thought Cheetos was shorter to say than Orange Dick
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 09:54 AM (voOPb)
Very dramatic. I was thinking of all DMV's where no one spoke english.
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 09:50 AM (Fmupd)
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But we've already GOT that, and the Big Guy is nothing if not creative. (See 'Genesis' et seq.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 02, 2016 09:54 AM (lutOX)
-Adjust the onions on your belt so that they ride at a jaunty angle, as is the fashion among the younger crowd, so she knows you are hip.
Posted by: Abe Simpson at May 02, 2016 09:54 AM (mvenn)
Israel expected to renew cement supply to Gaza private sector
The shipments of cement to the Strip were stopped after the IDF discovered Hamas was pilfering the cement to its own purposes
????
They are still building terror tunnels and Israel continues to supply cement? And people wonder why I think Netanyahu is a shitty PM
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2016 09:54 AM (V/InG)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 02, 2016 09:43 AM (9krrF)
I'm praying for the reverse.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 02, 2016 09:55 AM (xuouz)
Rouhani met with visiting South Korean President Park Geun-hye and said Iran seeks a world free of weapons of mass destruction, "especially nuclear" weapons.
"Our demand is a world free of weapons of mass destruction, especially freeing the Korean peninsula and the Middle East from destructive weapons," he said.
LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2016 09:55 AM (V/InG)
If they don't pass, a representative for the state picks the educational method for the next year.
Who drafts the test? Because I'm seeing potential for shenanigans here. Mostly by the state.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 02, 2016 09:56 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02, 2016 09:22 AM (VdICR)
Well, the Soviet solution was "General Brusilov? I don't remember any . . . Wasn't he an enemy of the state?"
However, the AGW A-Warmists all seem to have pre-crafted "Fascism in defense of Gaia is virtuous" so I expect that response here.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2016 09:56 AM (dxOfa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 09:54 AM
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Seriously, cheetos means crunchy penis in Mexican.
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 09:57 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
I'm praying for the reverse.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar
It raises an interesting question--does either have meaning without the other? It's a thought I admit bothers me.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 02, 2016 09:57 AM (9krrF)
Please replace The Big They with Corporations, The Banks, The Media, or The Government as best fits your libtard audience and watch their little pinheads spin.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 02, 2016 09:58 AM (xuouz)
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What if your entire life is a hollow lie?!
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)
What if your entire life is a hollow lie?!
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)
You become president as in the case of Barack Hussein Obama
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 09:59 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 02, 2016 09:57 AM (9krrF)
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I like my people's solution - death is a punishment for sin, and, if His mercy and your merit warrant it, your death is enough to atone.
Otherwise, it's Gehenna, but even that isn't forever - a year at most, with the Sabbaths off - look it up, people!
The worst is to burn for a year and then not resurrect.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 02, 2016 09:59 AM (lutOX)
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What if your entire life is a hollow lie?!
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)
Stinking, sewage-strewn pit near the train tracks, just like all the other hobos.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at May 02, 2016 10:00 AM (SEFXb)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 02, 2016 09:57 AM (9krrF)
Spend any time with CS Lewis? The Great Divorce is my very favorite piece of philosophical writing, an unpretentious little book that packs a lot more punch than its length or Lewis' spare style would have you think.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 02, 2016 10:00 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 10:01 AM (Z65m4)
So in other words, you had something to say: It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 02, 2016 10:02 AM (9krrF)
Otherwise, it's Gehenna, but even that isn't forever - a year at most, with the Sabbaths off - look it up, people!
The worst is to burn for a year and then not resurrect.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 02, 2016 09:59 AM (lutOX)
If anyone up there bothered to ask me, I'd propose the Zoroastrian system: when you die, you have to cross a river to get to the afterlife. If you were good, it feels like warm milk. If you were bad, it burns like lava. But everyone gets to cross.
And, as CS Lewis says in the book I mentioned above, hell is the place those people go who are unwilling to atone.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 02, 2016 10:03 AM (xuouz)
To my chagrin, I've never read it. I should do so. Won't stop me from worrying but I would love the perspective.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 02, 2016 10:03 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 10:03 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 10:04 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 02, 2016 10:05 AM (mvenn)
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What if your entire life is a hollow lie?!
Posted by: Bigby's Hobo Gloves at May 02, 2016 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)
Then you live in despair, if you have any self-awareness at all.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 02, 2016 10:05 AM (0mRoj)
men's room. Look like a chick, use the ladies. No checking genitalia or
birtg certificates.
Which seemed to work when there was a normally-occurring number of transgenders. Except...the Left has been pushing this gender fluidity business HARD and getting parents to think they're precious toddler playing dress-up is indicative of transgender s let's get started on hormone therapy, stat!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2016 10:06 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at May 02, 2016 09:49 AM (SEFXb)
LOL. Kind of one of the issues she is dealing with now. Caught her roommate going through her bras for some reason.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 10:06 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 10:08 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 02, 2016 10:11 AM (6qmBU)
Even if a guy isnt going to assault a woman, what about privacy? Do we no longer have any right to privacy??
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 02, 2016 10:16 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 02, 2016 09:56 AM (9krrF)
The state would draft the test. It's in the state's best interest to have a high standard, because the product needs to be a highly educated kid coming out at the end.
Posted by: jwest at May 02, 2016 10:17 AM (Zs4uk)
And that's often the problem with all anti-discrimination laws too.
Posted by: bruce at May 02, 2016 06:02 PM (Z2x1G)
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