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Is ESPN a Hotbed of Over Racists?
Yes it is, says fired former ESPN analyst Curt Schilling.
"Some of the most racist things that I've ever heard come out of people that are on the air at ESPN. There are some of the biggest racists in sports commentating, and you take it for what it is. You know who they are. You know what they are. I like that they are openly because then you know who they are. You know that they exist."He needs to name names. If we're living in a Purge The Heretics Society now, all the Heretics must be Purged. All. Not just the ones the left doesn't like. Open thread.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 08:04 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: Darth Vader at April 28, 2016 08:05 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2016 08:05 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 08:06 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 08:06 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: fluffy at April 28, 2016 08:07 PM (2hcmo)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 08:08 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 08:08 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at April 28, 2016 08:08 PM (F6RKd)
Posted by: fluffy at April 28, 2016 08:09 PM (2hcmo)
You get more time with real people that way. AoS is enough entertainment for me.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Vote for me! Free Cookies!! Milk too if you vote twice. at April 28, 2016 08:09 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 08:09 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 08:10 PM (MNgU2)
They just want black votes, so they need to talk in euphemisms.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 28, 2016 08:10 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 08:11 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 08:12 PM (8BJMp)
One of the ESPN talking heads, a black dude, said "Damn, he's fast and white!"
ESPN sucks donkey balls.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2016 08:12 PM (ej1L0)
So all white people on ESPN are racist...
Honestly, don't you people read the playbook?
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 08:12 PM (zuTLp)
Because that would be cool and lots of shit would blow up during the fight scenes.
Posted by: The Holy Hand Grenade of Artichoke at April 28, 2016 08:12 PM (CUk0C)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 08:13 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Kasichs NeckWattle at April 28, 2016 08:13 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2016 08:13 PM (xO3C3)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 08:14 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 08:14 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:14 PM (Zu3d9)
Let's break it down. Who is helped and who is hurt by allowing trannies (who have the same level of aggression against women as any man) into women only spaces.
Trannies- They get to jack off (literally)over being "accepted" as women.
Leftist men- They get to feel morally superior.
Women everywhere- Now face a higher chance of being raped/photographed/used as masturbatory fodder.
Why must women pay the price?
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 08:14 PM (6GBZO)
But of course the perversion of journalism labels Schilling as the evil bad guy in this.
Between that goniffing momzer Boehner and Peter King and now this, my rage is incandescent.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:14 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:15 PM (Zu3d9)
GO BEARS!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:15 PM (Zu3d9)
Go Twinks!
- - Hairy Reid
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:16 PM (p4UlV)
Sports journalists are just as ignorantly liberal as any other journalist; they just happen to report on things much more interesting than Congressional budget committees or city council meetings. Peter King and Rick Reilly, to name two examples, are drearily predictable latte liberals who inject their shallow snob politics in sportswriting, which makes them more jack ass than your average political journalist.
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 28, 2016 08:16 PM (c+vBe)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:15 PM (Zu3d9)
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That did it. I'm going to have to post a nasty recipe on the food thread.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 08:16 PM (dFi94)
I just can't wait to see the brilliant pick the boss makes. You go, Jerry. You get us another superstar, and I'll get us to 8-8... no problem. Let's go Cowboys. Or not. It doesn't really matter. As long as we try.
**clap clap clappity clap**
Posted by: Jason Garrett, idiot ginger clapping seal at April 28, 2016 08:17 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 08:17 PM (zc3Db)
my sister is a film editor in LA. She is working on some show with a bunch of black comedians in it. When you speak to them regularly, they sound like average people. On this show, written and produced and performed by black men about 30-45, its all droopy pants, back wards caps, heavy southern ghetto accents, insane slang. She says its incomprehensible, subtitles should be added. Its the most sterotypical racist thing she has ever seen
not one of them presents like this in their real life. Yet this is wht they are producing
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:18 PM (zOTsN)
33 All I want to know is when are we going to get the locker room interviews from the women's tennis and volleyball matches? And you can throw the women ice skaters in, too, I guess.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Two words. Beach. Volleyball.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 08:18 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 08:18 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 08:16 PM (dFi94)
I went to Cal. Goff goes to Cal.
The California Golden Bears....thus Go Bears.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:18 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 08:19 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at April 28, 2016 08:19 PM (g25eo)
Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2016 08:13 PM (xO3C3)
I think we have a threadwinner.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2016 08:19 PM (sdi6R)
Can't say I saw anything of him but here's hoping.
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 08:18 PM (8BJMp)
So you are saying Wentz has gone?
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at April 28, 2016 08:20 PM (F6RKd)
It's ok. we can still split the season series. Maybe. Probably not.
**clap on, clap off, clap on, clap off... the clapper**
Posted by: Jason Garrett, idiot ginger clapping seal at April 28, 2016 08:20 PM (H9MG5)
Watching on the NFL network
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 08:20 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:20 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mghorning at April 28, 2016 08:20 PM (UyaEn)
Bamboozled!
Posted by: fluffy at April 28, 2016 08:21 PM (2hcmo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:18 PM (Zu3d9)
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Oh. Well. Hmmm. I would say that now I'll have to post a GOOD recipe, but I don't know any. Unless chunks of pineapple and cheese is a dish, because that's what I had for supper tonight.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 08:21 PM (dFi94)
As for the white racists - maybe Skip Bayless? But he comes off as just a drooling moron, not a racist.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 08:21 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2016 08:21 PM (ej1L0)
Racism (in its original, lost meaning) is only important now in how it distorts society and corrupts/degrades standards and institutions as moral narcissism, rent-seeking, and authoritarian hubris leads to social engineering to "atone" for past transgressions.
Tokenism (patronizing). Affirmative action (wildly destructive, the platonic ideal of racism in action). "Social justice" coercion, intimidation. Ignorant guilt/moral narcissism-driven behavior by non-"minorities" (suburban libs/moderates voting for an absurd non-entity like Obama, vapid non-libs celebrating this catastrophe, the slimy, repugnant conflation of immigration policy with "racial" considerations).
And - some commenters at this site, though not many, firmly in the grip of one or more of the pathologies listed above.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 08:21 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 08:19 PM (ucDmr)
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Oh geez I might be dead by then.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 08:22 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 08:22 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 08:18 PM (zuTLp)
I included that. I assumed that you all knew that the "beach" part was a given.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 08:22 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 08:23 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 08:23 PM (ucDmr)
As for the white racists - maybe Skip Bayless? But he comes off as just a drooling moron, not a racist.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean
****
That is what I guessed too.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:23 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2016 08:24 PM (EZebt)
Watching on the NFL network
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 08:20 PM (8BJMp)<<<
They weren't saying "boo" they were saying...
... oh, fuck it, of course they were booing, everybody hates that asshole.
Posted by: Mr. Smithers at April 28, 2016 08:24 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 08:22 PM (NGd+i)
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When I visit my folks, their TV is on from 6 am till they go to bed at night. They only watch 2 channels - Fox News and the Golf Channel. Over and over and over and over ......
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 08:24 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 08:25 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2016 08:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:26 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 08:26 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 28, 2016 08:26 PM (dBmVV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 08:26 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:26 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Jerry Jones at April 28, 2016 08:27 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 08:22 PM (NGd+i)
It's better now that it's no longer the Tiger Channel.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 08:27 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I'd love that as long as your "purge" has scotch in it.
*hic*
Posted by: John Boehner at April 28, 2016 08:27 PM (c7vUv)
All professional sports are corrupt tools to provide opium to the masses, indoctrinate the weak, and divert billions upon billions of dollars away from actual need.
the National Felons League, National Rapists League et al should be put to one final use of public entertainment, to wit, public execution.
An exception might be made for the Lingerie Football League.
Posted by: Some Dude at April 28, 2016 08:27 PM (qul7b)
ESPN is full of over racists, while at MSNBC they have under racists.
Posted by: iforgot at April 28, 2016 08:27 PM (d+knu)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 08:28 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 08:22 PM (NGd+i)
I used to. It's a real shame they lost that smoking hot chick ... I can't remember her name - Holly Sonders - but I recall first seeing her playing golf on her show with a pro and just thinking, "How the hell can that guy even concentrate?" She's got one hell of a body.
I watch a lot of the Tennis channel, now. At least until the golf season really gets rolling again.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 08:28 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 08:28 PM (ucDmr)
See what I did there?
Hey--I did it again.
Posted by: Caitlyn aka Jenn Brewster at April 28, 2016 08:28 PM (Ndje9)
He needs to name names.
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This is why I suspect Curt Schilling is stupid. He's been FIRED ffs. Name the names already.
Posted by: iforgot at April 28, 2016 08:28 PM (d+knu)
Posted by: PBJ1515 at April 28, 2016 08:29 PM (r1du+)
Posted by: Mghorning at April 28, 2016 08:29 PM (UyaEn)
Sports "journalism". Pretty funny concept. Was funnier when there was actually real "journalism" around, though.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 08:29 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2016 08:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 08:28 PM (ucDmr)
The Time Channel: You give us 22 minutes, we'll give you one third of an hour.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:29 PM (p4UlV)
Also love the way they "retreat".
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:30 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ray Lewis, E!SPN darling at April 28, 2016 08:31 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 08:28 PM (ucDmr)
I can just look out the window and see that.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2016 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
I do not, nor have I ever really watched ESPN for any length of time. But I have heard Stephen A. Smith many times call into Levin's show. The two are good friends. He comes across as a pretty level-headed guy.
But who the hell knows what goes on behind closed doors.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:31 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
****
Still. Better. Than. Golf.
Yes I have played.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:32 PM (hVdx9)
As far as ESPN and sports go I find as I get older I don't really care much anymore about which team wins a game. I think sports are fun to watch every now and then, but any personal investment I had in them is pretty much gone. If my favorite team (let's say the Lakers) wins the Finals, it really has no impact on my life either way. I mean yeah it's kind of cool I guess. But I had nothing to do with them winning, so why should I care?
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 28, 2016 08:32 PM (yC2RT)
Posted by: eman at April 28, 2016 08:32 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: The Abu Crew at April 28, 2016 08:32 PM (6GBZO)
Also love the way they "retreat".
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:30 PM (hVdx9)
You have military experience? I don't, but they didn't seem very ... competent.
The shooting seemed pretty haphazard, too.
Kind of funny that they had armored vehicles and this might qualify as a "tank battle".
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 08:32 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale
Has some value. A guy doubled over in laughter isn't likely to hit you even if he shoots at you.
Posted by: Aviator at April 28, 2016 08:32 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: iforgot at April 28, 2016 08:28 PM (d+knu)
Meh. Everyone knows who he's talking about. Black commentators are almost universally racist. It was like when Bryant Gumbel (IIRC) said that the winter Olympics were bogus because there were no blacks in them and blacks were better athletes. It was as "racist" as it gets but no one cared because Gumbel is black and also because he had a good point. But if Jimmy the Greek had said it ... whoa, Nelly!!
What Schilling said would be like saying that lots of singers sing racist songs. No need to name names as everyone knows pretty much who falls into that category. It's never been a secret or anything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 08:33 PM (zc3Db)
'But who the hell knows what goes on behind closed doors. '
Freaky ghey circus sex with trains, veggies, goldfish, dung, scalpels and wire coat hangers?
Posted by: Some Dude at April 28, 2016 08:33 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 28, 2016 08:33 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:33 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 08:21 PM (dFi94)
I've been looking for a good Pineapple and Cheese recipe for years!
[Are you really Bobby Flay?]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:33 PM (Zu3d9)
I recall the last time I glanced at a restaurant review in the local free newspaper (one of the only things it was useful for) was back in the fall of 2008. Stupid non sequitir little jibes and comments in support of the affirmative action non-entity now disgracing the WH.
As I said, last time. F***ing RESTAURANT REVIEWS with political flavorings? WTF?
Of course the devastating realization is that 90% of the country just laps this idiocy up - THAT is how distorted their framework is.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 08:34 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 08:34 PM (etV2e)
'But who the hell knows what goes on behind closed doors. '
Freaky ghey circus sex with trains, veggies, goldfish, dung, scalpels and wire coat hangers?
Posted by: Some Dude at April 28, 2016 08:33 PM (qul7b)
Call me when it's lactating incestuous transexual lesbian midget amputee golden shower grannies. With strap-ons.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:35 PM (p4UlV)
Stephen A. Smith is a rancid, cocksucking douchebag.
I now think less of Levin for associating with him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:35 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 08:35 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:35 PM (p4UlV)
I thought that was your average Tuesday night
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:36 PM (zOTsN)
Stephen A. Smith is a rancid, cocksucking douchebag.
I now think less of Levin for associating with him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:35 PM (Zu3d9)
Links? No, really.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:36 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: what's left of Tony Romo's shoulder at April 28, 2016 08:36 PM (H9MG5)
Have you tried showing leg?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 08:36 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: ESPN at April 28, 2016 08:36 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Trump promised yuuge, luxtherious puthy. The best.
Posted by: Mike Tyson at April 28, 2016 08:37 PM (c7vUv)
He says he is the most atrociously racist person he knows. More than just an unapologetic, daily use of racial slurs in conversation (with the 'right' people), he will say things without even realizing he's being racist.
Because he's a liberal it's ok, though. He's "got black people's backs" you know?
Posted by: Phone of kari at April 28, 2016 08:37 PM (m9LNi)
You mean Thursday nights?
Posted by: Some Dude at April 28, 2016 08:37 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton a
but enough about your seder
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:38 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 08:34 PM (etV2e)
****
Is that what they're calling it these days?
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 28, 2016 08:38 PM (YLidQ)
He says he is the most atrociously racist person he knows. More than just an unapologetic, daily use of racial slurs in conversation (with the 'right' people), he will say things without even realizing he's being racist.
Because he's a liberal it's ok, though. He's "got black people's backs" you know?
Posted by: Phone of kari at April 28, 2016 08:37 PM (m9LNi)
Who?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:38 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree
You and chemjeff should put together a cookbook.
Posted by: Aviator at April 28, 2016 08:38 PM (c7vUv)
[Are you really Bobby Flay?]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:33 PM (Zu3d9)
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I hate to give away secrets, but my recipe calls for putting a chunk of pineapple in your mouth, then putting a chunk of cheddar in there too. Very little clean-up, especially when you buy the already-cut-up stuff. I am nothing if not lazy.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 08:38 PM (dFi94)
The shooting seemed pretty haphazard, too.
Kind of funny that they had armored vehicles and this might qualify as a "tank battle".
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster
****
Nope. No military experience, but it was an obvious clusterfark.
The RPG rocket type issue was funny. "No, the one for people!" And firing the RPG inside the "armored vehicle"? Hell, even I know about backblast from an RPG.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:39 PM (hVdx9)
but enough about your seder
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:38 PM (zOTsN)
Dom, adar,pineem, tsifardayah, makiss b'choros . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:39 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: ESPN at April 28, 2016 08:39 PM (+CKpi)
As far as ESPN and sports go I find as I get older I don't really care much anymore about which team wins a game... I mean yeah it's kind of cool I guess. But I had nothing to do with them winning, so why should I care?
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 28, 2016 08:32 PM (yC2RT)
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Cubs fan?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2016 08:39 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Aviator at April 28, 2016 08:38 PM (c7vUv)
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Is one page considered a book? Cuz that's all I got. Except trail mix. I know how to make good trail mix. Who am I kidding - I buy it already put together.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 08:40 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:38 PM (zOTsN)
Dom, adar,pineem, tsifardayah, makiss b'choros . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton a
ha!
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:40 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:39 PM (hVdx9)
Open top may have been okay ... but moving vehicle ... WTF?
Arabic warfare.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 08:40 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 08:40 PM (dFi94)
1. Get Costco membership
2. Give Costco your money
3. Trail Mix!
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 08:41 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MASSIVE RACIST at April 28, 2016 08:41 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: ESPN at April 28, 2016 08:41 PM (+CKpi)
Eh...I have no idea where to find them.
I heard him occasionally on sports radio in NYC and everything he said was tinged with racial grievance.
And he thinks that using multi-syllabic words makes him sound smart.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:41 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:42 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: a goat at April 28, 2016 08:42 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: Aviator
****
I would hate to die while posed in an embarrassing position. Plus if I am the one shooting, I'm going to make a game of it and try to tag him somewhere really sensitive at the right time. That means I will focus more.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:42 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MASSIVE RACIST at April 28, 2016 08:42 PM (qul7b)
One of many gems to be found in that essay, as was the case for most of his writing in that period.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 08:42 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Roy at April 28, 2016 08:42 PM (fWLrt)
That's too bad. Then again, maybe he's like the PLO. Says one thing in English and another thing in Jive.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:42 PM (p4UlV)
2. Give Costco your money
3. Trail Mix!
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 08:41 PM (uURQL)
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Brilliant! You sir, are a genius and a gentleman.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 08:42 PM (dFi94)
They have male Price is Right Models, I found that out today at the dentist. Really fit male models. is that what the pretty women who pointed at the stuff were called, models?
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 28, 2016 08:43 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:43 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 28, 2016 08:43 PM (FQKBL)
The RPG rocket type issue was funny. "No, the one for people!" And firing the RPG inside the "armored vehicle"? Hell, even I know about backblast from an RPG.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:39 PM (hVdx9)
No military experience here either, but I know that the "R" in RPG stands for "rocket", and that usually involves flames shooting out the back.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2016 08:43 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:43 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ESPN at April 28, 2016 08:43 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: USA at April 28, 2016 08:44 PM (tfM+W)
It's somebody socking MUMR.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:43 PM (Zu3d9)
That's irritating.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:44 PM (p4UlV)
2. Give Costco your money
3. Trail Mix!
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens
4. Portion out into snack size ziplock bags.
5. Take credit.
Posted by: Aviator at April 28, 2016 08:44 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: ESPN at April 28, 2016 08:45 PM (+CKpi)
Huh, what time period, though?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 08:45 PM (uURQL)
Arabic warfare.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster
****
I watched him start aiming and I could just tell he had not cleared the back of the armored vehicle. He needed a better shooting point. That is also a good point you made. Precision fire while bouncing around? Good luck with that.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:45 PM (hVdx9)
**heard on the bus in 7th grade, circa 1973**
Yo, lemme hold yo trail mix. What I find I keep?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:46 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 28, 2016 08:46 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:43 PM (Zu3d9)
That's irritating.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:44 PM (p4UlV)
Mirror Universe Mitt Romney wins against McCain, prevents Obama AND Trump.
Just thought that might reduce the irritating rash a little.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 08:47 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:47 PM (zOTsN)
CW Jr. just walked past. I asked what he was doing. He replied, "I'm going to sit on the couch, wallow in self-pity, and eat a bowl of Kaboom."
Like father, like son, I guess...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 28, 2016 08:47 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: ESPN at April 28, 2016 08:47 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 28, 2016 08:46 PM (6bMel)
Yeah, he was steaming. And rightly so. Boehner is a massive, drunken, thieving piece of shit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:47 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius
****
Race traitors doncha know?
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:47 PM (hVdx9)
Very Mad Max or Escape from New York-ish.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 08:47 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 08:47 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 28, 2016 08:48 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:45 PM (hVdx9)
I was wondering if that was going to end the video with a self-kill. As it was, he did clear the top of the vehicle, but some of the backblast dinged the camera guy.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 08:48 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:48 PM (zOTsN)
Like father, like son, I guess...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 28, 2016 08:47 PM (rJUlF)
****
A young man with a plan is a rare thing in these troubled times.
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 28, 2016 08:48 PM (YLidQ)
Calm down Mike. I don't even have to pretend I give a shit about what you think anymore. And bring me some of those peanuts off the bar.
*hic*
Posted by: John Boehner at April 28, 2016 08:48 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at April 28, 2016 08:19 PM (g25eo)
Looks more like it's difficult to enforce copyright laws against compared to peer-to-peer, rather than legal, but what the hay - I'm not a lawyer.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at April 28, 2016 08:48 PM (F6RKd)
Kind of funny that they had armored vehicles and this might qualify as a "tank battle".
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 08:32 PM (uURQL)
Did you notice that the "armor" is 3/4" plywood?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 08:49 PM (yDIe8)
Very Mad Max or Escape from New York-ish.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 08:47 PM (QDnY+)
Remember those "technicals" from Somalia? Datsun pickup truck with a 20mm cannon mounted in the back.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:49 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: The Abu Crew at April 28, 2016 08:49 PM (6GBZO)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MASSIVE RACIST at April 28, 2016 08:50 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: ThunderB
I did that a long time ago. I just never mentioned it to the rubes.
*hic*
Posted by: John Boehner at April 28, 2016 08:50 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 08:49 PM (yDIe
No!
Oh gosh, I need to watch it again ....
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 08:50 PM (uURQL)
Oh, Wentz.... Never mind.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 08:51 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster
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Same here. I have seen a few end that way. He didn't clear it completely is what I should have said.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:51 PM (hVdx9)
Remember those "technicals" from Somalia? Datsun pickup truck with a 20mm cannon mounted in the back.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I wonder if they ever watched any Rat Patrol reruns?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 28, 2016 08:51 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 08:49 PM (yDIe
State of the Art circa 5000 BC.
Posted by: "Alexander the Not So Great" at April 28, 2016 08:51 PM (J3UIw)
FOREVER!!!
Posted by: ESPN at April 28, 2016 08:51 PM (+CKpi)
Exactly right. So for all news stories involving the faux rape accusations at UVA, we must use the full name of the faux rape accuser, Jackie Coakley.
I got a bee up my butt about this.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 28, 2016 08:51 PM (e8ge6)
The day after America confirmed it was simply an unserious nation (election 2012), recall how he was serene and joking around, and within 48 hours he and others in the "leadership" were talking about taking action on the country's top priority: amnesty.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 08:52 PM (QDnY+)
ESPN, are they still a thing?
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 28, 2016 08:52 PM (/pOl7)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:52 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Abu Crew at April 28, 2016 08:52 PM (6GBZO)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:53 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:44 PM (p4UlV)
Alas...the ban hammer isn't in my hands, or I would deal with it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:53 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****
Wonder if that stops 5.56...
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:53 PM (hVdx9)
I didn't realize dating white girls was one of the worst things a young black male could do.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius
Black women don't like it much.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 28, 2016 08:53 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2016 08:53 PM (EZebt)
I wonder if they ever watched any Rat Patrol reruns?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 28, 2016 08:51 PM (k4M/B)
No matter what was happening, at the end of the show it came down to "vee vill trade you, vater fur gazoleeen!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:53 PM (p4UlV)
* * *
Now for something completely different...and stupid: "me-ternity" leave for childless women. I get that there can be a totally unfair expectation that single or childless employees will cover late hours because parents must leave by a certain time to attend their families, but....no, this is not the solution. This is as bad an the idea of women marrying themselves so that they, too, could have a wedding shower and recieve the bounty on a Crate and Barrel registry, etc. How hard is it to understand that one doesn't deserve the rewards of certain milestones without achieving said milestones?
Ugh.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 08:53 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 08:53 PM (ptqRm)
Because, racism.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 28, 2016 08:54 PM (e8ge6)
Yes I have played.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:32 PM
So has TFG.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 28, 2016 08:54 PM (Z02Od)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at April 28, 2016 08:19 PM (g25eo)
I just looked that up. It looks very interesting. Thanks a bunch!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 08:54 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ESPN at April 28, 2016 08:54 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:55 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:52 PM (zOTsN)
Is he single?
Posted by: Grimace at April 28, 2016 08:55 PM (7qAYi)
Ugh.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 08:53 PM (NOIQH)
why do you hate Walrusians
why
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:55 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 08:38 PM (p4UlV)
I don't know his name, I've never met him.
Posted by: Phone of kari at April 28, 2016 08:55 PM (m9LNi)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:55 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale
Maybe depending on the distance, but the splinters that spray around inside are a bitch.
Posted by: Aviator at April 28, 2016 08:55 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 28, 2016 08:56 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 28, 2016 08:57 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 08:49 PM (yDIe<<<
It's our JV Humvee.
Or maybe HumJV?
Posted by: IS,IS baby at April 28, 2016 08:57 PM (H9MG5)
That says "winning" to me...
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 08:57 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Sam Bradford at April 28, 2016 08:57 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 08:57 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****
Wonder if that stops 5.56...
Doesn't stop .50 roundball propelled by black powder....
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 28, 2016 08:57 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:52 PM (zOTsN)
Is he single?
Posted by: Grimace at April 28, 2016 08:55 PM (7qAYi)
Back off.
Posted by: Moby Grape at April 28, 2016 08:57 PM (e8ge6)
Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2016 08:58 PM (uUhhd)
I didn't realize dating white girls was one of the worst things a young black male could do.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius
Black women don't like it much.
Heh! The most virulent racist conservation I ever over heard was on the subway in DC. 2 black chicks were sitting in front of me, ripping apart this black dude and his smoking hot white girlfriend. I would have said something but I didn't want to be stabbed and then arrested for being a racist. This is DC after all.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 08:58 PM (NGd+i)
About that plywood armor stopping 5.56 question, reminds me, a while back at action rifle match, some of the participants were in construction and had brought along some "ballistic" material they were using to harden a guard shack at some local project. They said the buyer had specified it, they were just incorporating it.
They had brought a sheet along with them and when the match was over, we did some redneck laboratory testing. They shot their ARs - hmm, penetrated. Match director shot his SKS - penetrated. I shot my Mosin - hilariously penetrated. General laughter. They said they would advice the customer of the "test results" that week ....
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 08:59 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Aviator at April 28, 2016 08:55 PM (c7vUv)
.22LR will go through two sheets of 3/8" plywood, so I imagine that 5.56 would too, and at much longer range.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 08:59 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 08:49 PM (yDIe<<<
Plywood?! Holy shit, these guys are Neanderthals.
Posted by: the A-Team at April 28, 2016 08:59 PM (H9MG5)
Now let's see how they manage to fuck this up.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 08:59 PM (kumBu)
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 08:59 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 28, 2016 08:51 PM
Why the Hymenoptera hate?
Do you need a stinger warning?
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 28, 2016 09:00 PM (Z02Od)
How Selena Williams, or the other one- we can't tell them apart- could kick the shits outta the #1 ranked white tennis dude.
Posted by: ESPN at April 28, 2016 09:00 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 08:53 PM (ptqRm)
Extra Stinky Pince-Nez, It's a gag gift.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 28, 2016 09:00 PM (e8ge6)
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Man, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:00 PM (zOTsN)
Just sayin'
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose
So does Rush Limbaugh. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 09:00 PM (NGd+i)
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain
'cause I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, and I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:00 PM (zOTsN)
Don't you think the joker laughs at you ?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying
Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:01 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: ISIS Guy at April 28, 2016 09:01 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 28, 2016 09:01 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Bong Boy at April 28, 2016 09:01 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 09:01 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 08:59 PM (kumBu)<<<
Hah! Trade.
We don't need to draft anyone. Once we get Josh Gordon back we'll be all set.
Posted by: the Browns at April 28, 2016 09:02 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Choom Boy at April 28, 2016 09:02 PM (qul7b)
I was wondering if at distance if the two sheets of 3/4 plywood would stop 5.56. I'll take the multiple answers as a no.
I think they have some kind of filler between the two sheets. Sand maybe?
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 09:02 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:03 PM (zOTsN)
"Good job you roasted us too" ... Lmfao....that video is some funny shit there
Posted by: E.T. at April 28, 2016 09:03 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 28, 2016 09:03 PM (bZ7mE)
http://tinyurl.com/h8t9m8x
Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2016 08:58 PM (uUhhd)
Ole Miss players gonna Ole Miss. Incidentally, they're under NCAA investigation and a lot of it revolves around allegations of academic fraud.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 28, 2016 09:04 PM (GUBah)
"Good job you roasted us too" ... Lmfao....that video is some funny shit there
Posted by: E.T.
****
You are hitting us with the casings!
With all that space available I don't know how that could be (sarc).
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 09:04 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:04 PM (zOTsN)
Why y'all hatin' on him?
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2016 09:04 PM (sNYFR)
Now for something completely different...and stupid: "me-ternity" leave for childless women. I get that there can be a totally unfair expectation that single or childless employees will cover late hours because parents must leave by a certain time to attend their families, but....no, this is not the solution. This is as bad an the idea of women marrying themselves so that they, too, could have a wedding shower and recieve the bounty on a Crate and Barrel registry, etc. How hard is it to understand that one doesn't deserve the rewards of certain milestones without achieving said milestones?
Ugh.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 08:53 PM (NOIQH)
I've noticed that for at least the past 30 years, most of the great labor reforms proposed by the Donks have been focused on getting people to work LESS, mostly by mandating paid leave for various reasons.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 09:05 PM (o98Jz)
Now, sand will stop bullets quite well, IIRC. The Box of Truth did some tests on that, I believe.
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 28, 2016 09:05 PM (bZ7mE)
Why y'all hatin' on him?
Posted by: tbodie
technically cant be traded to the Jets or the Vikings until he is on parole
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 09:06 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2016 09:08 PM (45oDG)
Huh. You could have listed 29 more teams there.
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2016 09:08 PM (sNYFR)
Posted by: ESPN at April 28, 2016 09:08 PM (+CKpi)
I think they have some kind of filler between the two sheets. Sand maybe?
Now, sand will stop bullets quite well, IIRC. The Box of Truth did some tests on that, I believe.
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 28, 2016 09:05 PM (bZ7mE)
Yeah, but it looked like they had only about 4-5 inches in that space. The other thing is, sand would be heavy as hell. That truck would bog down like a motherfucker, unless they started with something suitably beefy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 09:10 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Peshmerga at April 28, 2016 09:10 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 09:11 PM (39g3+)
Has anyone drafted a gay or tranny yet? Has shithead Goddell demanded that some team draft them? Because all that matters is the leftist agenda. I'd like to see that PC asshole get devoured by a pack of jackals.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2016 09:11 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 09:06 PM (hVdx9)
Nah, just thinking, "Pffft, ours are much more stylish!"
http://tinyurl.com/nsf4b63
Posted by: Country Singer at April 28, 2016 09:11 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: ESPN at April 28, 2016 09:12 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 28, 2016 09:12 PM (FQKBL)
But when you get on he leave yo ass for a white girl
Get down girl go head get down
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2016 09:12 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: E.T. at April 28, 2016 09:13 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 09:13 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 28, 2016 09:01 PM (FQKBL) "
The Indians and Cavs have the general Cleveland stink on them, but they manage to do alright. And occasionally they're the best team in the league, even if they don't win it all.
The Browns are a special breed of incompetent. It's more than the Cleveland curse - it's some sort of dark eldritch power.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:13 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: ESPN at April 28, 2016 09:13 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 09:14 PM (etV2e)
Apparently, the Jihadis watched a lot of A-Team Episodes as part of their rigorous training.
Posted by: garrett
Their ranks are filled with Howling Mad Muhammeds.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 28, 2016 09:14 PM (k4M/B)
I don't know if they were racist or not, it never came up in conversation.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 09:15 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 09:15 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 09:06 PM (hVdx9)
Nah, just thinking, "Pffft, ours are much more stylish!"
http://tinyurl.com/nsf4b63
Posted by: Country Singer at April 28, 2016 09:11 PM (GUBah)
Some of those look like the first German tanks of WWI.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 09:15 PM (7qAYi)
I feared it would be dishonest because... ESPN.
And the producer was a woman, which in the media nearly always means a moonbat.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 09:16 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 09:16 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 09:14 PM (etV2e)
My favorite part was the obvious unfamiliarity he had with his sights.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 09:16 PM (Zu3d9)
How Selena Williams, or the other one- we can't tell them apart- could kick the shits outta the #1 ranked white tennis dude.
Posted by: ESPN at April 28, 2016 09:00 PM (+CKpi)
LOL.
Actually, years ago Venus and Serena both claimed that they could beat any male player ranked outside of the top 200. The guy at #203 took them up on the bet and played both of them and beat Serena 6-1 and Venus 6-2. They then changed their estimate to be any male player outside of the top 350, which is still likely to get them trounced.
That was back in 1998 at the Australian Open.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 09:16 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: freaked at April 28, 2016 09:17 PM (BO/km)
Arabs have a thousand words for sand, but no word for Muzzle-blast.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 09:17 PM (etV2e)
The steroid monster one has gotten significantly better. She could probably beat that guy now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 09:18 PM (Zu3d9)
Actually, years ago Venus and Serena both claimed that they could beat any male player ranked outside of the top 200. The guy at #203 took them up on the bet and played both of them and beat Serena 6-1 and Venus 6-2. They then changed their estimate to be any male player outside of the top 350, which is still likely to get them trounced.
That was back in 1998 at the Australian Open.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 09:16 PM (zc3Db)"
Serena would get her ass kicked by Joker or Fed in a tennis match, but I wouldn't be surprised if she could bench more than them. She's pretty beefy.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:18 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 09:18 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: garrett
They pity the infidel. Unless they fight back then they're screwed.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2016 09:18 PM (45oDG)
In their defense, it's way harder to play tennis when you have to maintain a tuck.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at April 28, 2016 09:19 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 09:19 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:19 PM (kumBu)
I feared it would be dishonest because... ESPN.
And the producer was a woman, which in the media nearly always means a moonbat.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
Didn't catch that one. I'll admit to watching a few of these and find them balanced, a few eye-rolling moments not withstanding.
Posted by: ESPN (AmeriDan) at April 28, 2016 09:20 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 28, 2016 09:20 PM (k4M/B)
http://tinyurl.com/nsf4b63
Posted by: Country Singer
****
At least their "armor" is metal. Lol.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 09:20 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:20 PM (zOTsN)
That's actually on right now.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 28, 2016 09:20 PM (qJhUV)
That would probably be the Giants.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 09:21 PM (Zu3d9)
Back when Jim Rome was more "edgy" on his radio show he used to refer to them as "Predator 1" and "Predator 2".
Posted by: Country Singer at April 28, 2016 09:22 PM (GUBah)
262 >>My favorite part was the obvious unfamiliarity he had with his sights.
Arabs have a thousand words for sand, but no word for Muzzle-blast.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 09:17 PM (etV2e)
I've read several accounts from our forces who've trained mohammedans, and especially Arabs, where they shoot just fine when our guys are riding herd on them. But once the American troops walk away, they tend to turn into Imperial Stormtroopers, AK mag dumps from the hip, blasting away at the horizon.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 09:22 PM (o98Jz)
Nah, just thinking, "Pffft, ours are much more stylish!"
http://tinyurl.com/nsf4b63
Posted by: Country Singer at April 28, 2016 09:11 PM (GUBah)
Some of those are pretty cool, but good grief they're asking to eat an RPG.
Hope they work fine against bullets.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 09:22 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jade Sea at April 28, 2016 09:23 PM (O108X)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 09:23 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:23 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 09:24 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: E.T. at April 28, 2016 09:24 PM (c+7Ko)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zleynzu
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 09:24 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 28, 2016 09:20 PM (k4M/B)
I was born of two fathers that day. Elias and Megaweapon.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 09:24 PM (7qAYi)
Actually, years ago Venus and Serena both claimed that they could beat any male player ranked outside of the top 200. The guy at #203 took them up on the bet and played both of them and beat Serena 6-1 and Venus 6-2. They then changed their estimate to be any male player outside of the top 350, which is still likely to get them trounced.
That was back in 1998 at the Australian Open.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
That what the snark comment was based upon.
Today, it would be like a WNBA player (of which I'm a fan) going up against Stephen Curry in a game of one on one.
Posted by: ESPN (AmeriDan) at April 28, 2016 09:24 PM (+CKpi)
Supposedly the Jordanians are relatively good.
I wonder about the Iranians. They're not Arab, so many of the cultural deficiencies don't apply.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 09:24 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Kaptain Kwirk at April 28, 2016 09:24 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 09:26 PM (etV2e)
Meanwhile, the Cowboys in the 90's did about a metric ton of cocaine and managed to win some Super Bowls.
Of course, it *is* a red flag. See: Gordon, Josh - there's a guy who cares more about smoking weed than playing NFL football. But I find the hand-wringing a bit disingenuous. And not every kid who partakes in 'substances' is going to turn into Josh Gordon or Johnny Manziel.
(Unless the Browns take them - then it's a sure thing)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:26 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Sven10077 at April 28, 2016 09:26 PM (g8Hfr)
One thing I will say about the ISIS "log rolling" retreat, after thinking about it for a moment it's actually a fairly efficient way to move while staying in the prone position. They were moving a LOT faster than if they'd done a standard military low crawl, and it's probably not nearly as exhausting.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 09:26 PM (o98Jz)
Levin was furious about this. Busted out the flamethrower.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 09:27 PM (noWW6)
And all Black and Latino candidates are child molesters or Birther Babies.
Posted by: Donald F. Troop, Consumptive Anomaly at April 28, 2016 09:27 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: ESPN (AmeriDan) at April 28, 2016 09:24 PM
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Going against the #203 player?
More like a WNBA player going one on one against the average NBA bench warmer.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 09:27 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 09:24 PM (Zu3d9) "
But they're Persians, which means they're going to spray all their weapons with cologne and they'll want gaudy Gucci accessories and gold curtain rods on everything.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:28 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:28 PM (zOTsN)
Celtics-Hawks game, I just heard them say that New York picked him and
assumed it was the Jets.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:23 PM (kumBu)<<<
A Browns fan and watching the Celts ineptitude again tonight. You sure are a glutton for punishment.
Posted by: a Cowboys fan and watching the Celts (so not much better) at April 28, 2016 09:28 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 28, 2016 09:29 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: a Cowboys fan and watching the Celts (so not much better) at April 28, 2016 09:28 PM (H9MG5) "
Well as a Cavs fan, I know that we get to play whoever wins this series, so that's sort of heartening. At least until the Warriors/Spurs murder us in the Finals.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:30 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2016 08:39 PM (EZebt)
No, I don't really follow baseball. I've always liked basketball. I actually am a Lakers fan. But like I said I don't get personally invested in it anymore.
And in case you think I'm a fair weather fan, I didn't watch many games even when Kobe and Shaq were there. I mostly tuned in for the playoffs and the Finals. One of my favorite moments growing up was game 7 of the 2000 western conference finals.
Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLOMEmRQ40U
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 28, 2016 09:30 PM (yC2RT)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****
Initially I thought that too, but wouldn't you get real dizzy? After rolling a bit if you have to get up and run...you aren't getting away.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 09:30 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 09:31 PM (MNgU2)
I feared it would be dishonest because... ESPN.
And the producer was a woman, which in the media nearly always means a moonbat.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
Yep. I was surprised at how fair were, because ESPN. Duke, the DA, the Durham Police, the media and all the grievance whores came off looking awful and as well they should. They were all awful.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 09:31 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 28, 2016 09:32 PM (yC2RT)
This is true. My wife is Persian, and she bought very elaborate gold curtain rods.
Posted by: wooga at April 28, 2016 09:33 PM (fnK0F)
and especially Arabs, where they shoot just fine when our guys are
riding herd on them. But once the American troops walk away, they tend
to turn into Imperial Stormtroopers, AK mag dumps from the hip, blasting
away at the horizon.
I wonder why. They are a shame culture, which explains why they tend to go for flashy over militarily useful when selecting terror targets, and they have a "big man" style of leadership which is why they often don't train their grunts well (can't run the risk that the troops will out-perform the officer, dunchaknow). Not sure how that would translate to not using their sights, though - maybe a tendency to value spectacle over effectiveness due to their concept of shame? If so, other shame cultures don't seem to have had that kind of idiosyncrasy, nor did the Arabs in the past...
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 28, 2016 09:33 PM (bZ7mE)
More like a WNBA player going one on one against the average NBA bench warmer.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
If I remember correctly, and I could be wrong, she boasted that she could beat ANYONE on the men's tour.
None of the big dogs wanted to do a "Bobby Riggs" type flop.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 28, 2016 09:33 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:26 PM (kumBu)
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True --- but if he can't be discreet about it, if he's showing it off on Twitter like a high-schooler, I'm betting he lacks maturity and self-discipline.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 09:33 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 09:34 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 09:34 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: E.T. at April 28, 2016 09:34 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 09:35 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 09:36 PM (MNgU2)
Congress votes to make bison national mammal of the US; bill heads to president's desk - Washington Post
Read more on washingtonpost.com
President threatens veto, pushes for Black Footed Ferret.
Posted by: Meremortal at April 28, 2016 09:36 PM (hTqVx)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:37 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 28, 2016 09:33 PM (+CKpi)
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Speaking of which, I read somewhere that they were making a movie about that.
I don't suppose they will tell the truth.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 09:37 PM (T/5A0)
More like a WNBA player going one on one against the average NBA bench warmer.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 09:27 PM (T/5A0)
Hey! Just because they can't dunk, they have sound fundamenta... LOL! I almost typed that without laughing!
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 09:37 PM (7qAYi)
If we can get every single draft pick one of these years, we're bound to hit on one of them!
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:37 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
He just failed every single one of the test to be a productive player in the NFL.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 28, 2016 09:38 PM (+CKpi)
My favorite part was the obvious unfamiliarity he had with his sights.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 09:16 PM (Zu3d9)
I couldn't figure out what the hell he was shooting at. It just seemed to be the horizon.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2016 09:38 PM (sdi6R)
That's most combat videos. The Ukrainian videos show the same thing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 28, 2016 09:38 PM (fC9RO)
I feel your pain as a dolphin fan. Doesn't matter who is making the decisions, the phins suck consistently when it comes to the draft.
I unplugged Dish last year. I received layoff notice due to plant closure and that was #1 to go, but I really missed college football. Enjoy the big ten network.
Posted by: Cooldawg at April 28, 2016 09:38 PM (X2j6Y)
Posted by: Harold Stassen at April 28, 2016 09:38 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 09:36 PM (MNgU2) "
I don't think they test for booze.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:39 PM (kumBu)
Yeah, my favorite story about that was Billie Jean King vs Bobby Riggs. Riggs was the best in the world in the 1940s, and he'd been retired for twenty years. He took on the top female player in the world at the time - Margaret Court - and trounced her 6-2, 6-1.
Nobody ever seems to remember that demolition.
He lost later to Billie Jean King, but he trashed the number one player in the world at more than twice her age.
Connors and Navratilova had a match too, Connors blew her away while smoking a cigar and getting a backrub.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 09:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:37 PM (zOTsN)
Maybe so but he's accused of more. And in regard to booze, he has never been seen wasted. Maybe he holds his liquor better than most.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 09:39 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 28, 2016 09:33 PM (bZ7mE)
Combat as performance art instead of actual art of war?
Not that they can't occasionally fight effectively ...
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 09:39 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at April 28, 2016 09:39 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 09:40 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:40 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 09:24 PM (Zu3d9) "
But they're Persians, which means they're going to spray all their weapons with cologne and they'll want gaudy Gucci accessories and gold curtain rods on everything.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:28 PM (kumBu)
Heh. They'll also have half-way unbuttoned silk shirts and heavy gold chains as part of the uniform. Their FOB will be decked out like a nightclub.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 09:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2016 09:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 28, 2016 09:33 PM (bZ7mE)
Combat as performance art instead of actual art of war?
Not that they can't occasionally fight effectively ...
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 09:39 PM (uURQL)
They seem to be at their best attacking and killing people who can't fight back.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 09:41 PM (0mRoj)
Thus, why realistic war movies would be pretty dull.
Its not that women cannot be great athletes. They're amazing. Any professional female athlete would totally humiliate me in any sport, and most men on earth in their chosen sport.
Its that the best women on earth can't beat the most average professional men in that sport.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 09:41 PM (39g3+)
Yep. This came out about 5 years ago, or so...I think.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 09:42 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 09:40 PM (MNgU2) "
Even if he didn't throw it, he was old. It would be like Elena Delle Donne taking on Bill Russell one-on-one right now.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:43 PM (kumBu)
Maybe, maybe not. There was a lot of ego in that guy. Either way, he was retired from the sport for decades and gave her a good game at her absolute best.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 09:43 PM (39g3+)
I don't suppose they will tell the truth.
Posted by: Margarita DeVill
They will just go with the myth that was put out there from day one. Woman beats man!!!, therefor women can do anything men can do, only better!!!
That works until some little girl gets her face smashed in playing a sport against boys. But empowerment.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 28, 2016 09:43 PM (+CKpi)
Yep. This came out about 5 years ago, or so...I think.
An allegation came out. Someone had a book to push.
Supposedly he dumped it because he owed the mob for gambling debts. I also heard the allegation refuted by someone close to Riggs.
Riggs, being dead, was not available for comment.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 09:44 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:37 PM (zOTsN)
Me & the booze are getting a place together.
Posted by: Mitchell! at April 28, 2016 09:45 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 28, 2016 09:45 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 28, 2016 09:45 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 09:45 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 09:44 PM (1xUj/)
Dude.....Just ask.
Posted by: Zombie Bobby Riggs at April 28, 2016 09:45 PM (Zu3d9)
Only all over Dallas, College Station, Coachella
He has been seen wasted plenty, and photographed wasted
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:45 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: E.T. at April 28, 2016 09:45 PM (c+7Ko)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zqsrxyp
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 09:46 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:46 PM (kumBu)
And I am willing to believe him!
But....so what?
Who is in the video?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 09:46 PM (Zu3d9)
Yep. This came out about 5 years ago, or so...I think.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 09:42 PM (etV2e)
Hmm. So the would would likely be a very different place today if he had stomped her on national television and put paid to the whole "I am woman, hear me roar" crap.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2016 09:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Murtaugh at April 28, 2016 09:46 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:28 PM (kumBu)
Heh. They'll also have half-way unbuttoned silk shirts and heavy gold chains as part of the uniform. Their FOB will be decked out like a nightclub.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 09:40 PM (0mRoj)
So the Persians colonized ancient Italy?
Posted by: Mitchell! at April 28, 2016 09:46 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: E.T. at April 28, 2016 09:45 PM (c+7Ko)
She just wants to pee without fear of persecution!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 28, 2016 09:47 PM (fC9RO)
having a stripper name, too, she feels a kinship with trannies.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 09:47 PM (39g3+)
Combat as performance art instead of actual art of war?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 09:39 PM (uURQL)
So the Interpretive Dance Of Rage is a multicultural concept......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 09:48 PM (o98Jz)
And it's an open secret that players routinely throw matches for gamblers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 09:48 PM (Zu3d9)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zqsrxyp
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 09:46 PM (hVdx9)
Clearly fake. A real sniper bullet would send the man flying out the window or across the room.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 09:48 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 09:48 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2016 09:46 PM (sdi6R)
Y'know, there hasn't been a repeat of such a sports spectacle since. Hmmm.....
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 09:48 PM (7qAYi)
I hate these people.
The Internet Just Hijacked 'Carly Fiorina for VP' Website in the Most Hilarious Way
... in a sterling example of media trolling, someone purchased the URL "carlyfiorinaforvicepresident.com" and has set up the page to redirect the user to the donation page for Planned Parenthood....
...Ted Cruz himself has also been burned by not purchasing web domains. Typing "Tedcruz.com" into your URL bar takes you to a splash page that simply says, "SUPPORT PRESIDENT OBAMA. IMMIGRATION REFORM NOW!"...
we will never win this way
they have armies of ignorant drones doing this work for them
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 09:48 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
Was Chris Evert Lloyd giving the back rub?
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 09:48 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 09:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Murtaugh at April 28, 2016 09:46 PM (etV2e)
And he was just two days shy of retiring!
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 09:49 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: N'donkeykong Suh at April 28, 2016 09:49 PM (H9MG5)
None that I've seen. And I'm betting you haven't either.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 09:49 PM (MNgU2)
He has been seen wasted plenty, and photographed wasted
Posted by: ThunderB
You should have added an "etc." after Coachella.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 28, 2016 09:50 PM (+CKpi)
My guess? He wasn't "hacked" - some stupid friend of his posted the picture to his Twitter, and once he got his phone back he panicked and deleted the tweet/account. And it's absolutely him in the picture. But he doesn't want to blast his friend in public, so his agent told him to go with the general 'hacked' excuse - hey, if it was good enough for Anthony Weiner, it's good enough for you!
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:50 PM (kumBu)
There are images that are disproportionately important to you if you saw them at a certain age.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 09:51 PM (1xUj/)
****
Billie Jean King is thinking this might be a good time for a rematch.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 09:51 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 28, 2016 09:45 PM (FQKBL)
Nope.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 09:52 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 09:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ChrisB at April 28, 2016 09:52 PM (xO3C3)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 28, 2016 09:52 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:52 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at April 28, 2016 09:52 PM (C+vbB)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean
Heh!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 09:52 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Harold Stassen at April 28, 2016 09:53 PM (e8kgV)
Man she was a cutie. Great to hear they are still together 40 years on
Like that rat bastard Kevin Kline who took Phoebe Cates from me. Still married.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 09:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Brian Sipe at April 28, 2016 09:53 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 28, 2016 09:54 PM (Kucy5)
How was he obviously wasted?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 09:54 PM (MNgU2)
But,,, they usually don't in Miami. And the last player they drafted with character issues- DE Jordan from Oregon- was a total bust.
Posted by: Cooldawg at April 28, 2016 09:54 PM (X2j6Y)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 09:55 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:55 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster
****
Hollywood doesn't lie.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 09:55 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Harold Stassen at April 28, 2016 09:55 PM (e8kgV)
He was a big part of that high octane offense at Baylor, though. And he's flat out fast - ran a 4.37 40 yard dash.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 09:56 PM (kumBu)
Everyone knows that a bullet increases in kinetic power by 40 fold as it travels.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 09:56 PM (39g3+)
Drunk in a bar in Dallas, in College Station, at Coachella
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:57 PM (zOTsN)
How was he obviously wasted?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 09:54 PM (MNgU2)
Judge for yourself
http://tinyurl.com/jka9tt9
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 09:57 PM (7qAYi)
I remember shooting a skunk with a .45ACP and the thing just sort of sagged. It didn't move back at all.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 09:58 PM (Zu3d9)
A real sniper bullet would send the man flying out the window or across the room.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 09:56 PM (39g3+)
Actually...no.
Posted by: Sal Paradise at April 28, 2016 09:58 PM (aRUb8)
I can't wait until his first press conference. I will pay someone to ask if he likes grass or turf.
Posted by: no good deed at April 28, 2016 09:58 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:59 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 09:59 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Sal Paradise at April 28, 2016 09:58 PM (aRUb
I think they are just kidding around.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 09:59 PM (Zu3d9)
Yeah, its not gonna push you back a little kick and blow the creature fifteen feet all dramatically. I can't remember the first movie I saw that it, it was a shotgun. It was badass looking but it didn't make any sense Then they all started doing it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 10:00 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 28, 2016 10:01 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:01 PM (kumBu)
I remember shooting a skunk with a .45ACP and the thing just sort of sagged. It didn't move back at all.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 09:58 PM (Zu3d9)
I call shenanigans. 45 Auto will throw a man out the saloon door and most of the way across the street. But only if you make a pithy comment before shooting the guy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 10:01 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: ChrisB
STOP RIGHT THERE!
I gotta know right now.
Will you vote D?
Will you vote D forever?
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 28, 2016 10:02 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: fluffy at April 28, 2016 08:07 PM (2hcmo)
Bridge Over the River Kwai 2: This Time We're Gonna Blow It Up With A Nuke
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 28, 2016 10:02 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 28, 2016 10:03 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Darth Vader at April 28, 2016 08:05 PM (Zu3d9)
Doubtful, he's friends with Mark Levin
Posted by: thathalfrican - failure is not an option at April 28, 2016 10:03 PM (R5HRU)
Drunk in a bar in Dallas, in College Station, at Coachella
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 09:57 PM (zOTsN)
I think you should google it because there are none . I'm not saying he's never been drunk or wasted but with the allegations there should be at least one video where he's stumbling drunk.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 10:04 PM (MNgU2)
My point was even a small animal won't get thrown back much.
I think the worst case of this was that Western with Gene Hackman, Sharon Stone, Russell Crowe and Leonardo DeCaprio.
Name anyone?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:04 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: E.T. at April 28, 2016 09:45 PM (c+7Ko)
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I don't have a problem with trannies in women's rooms, provided they dress like women and look like women (un-whiskered face, no male appendages.)
Where do you think they've been going all these years?
Now, if a pre-op transwoman decides to display xer genitalia, that's different. Throw xer out. Hell, charge xer with indecent exposure. But otherwise, it is what it is.
What steams me is the notion that an obvious man with obvious appendages is supposed to allowed in the ladies' room just because he says he "feels" like a woman. That opens the door to yuuuuge security risks.
It's just plain crazy.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 10:04 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 28, 2016 10:03 PM (GUBah) "
Hey now, no one deserves that kind of abuse.
At least Manziel was only the 22nd pick. I'd say JaMarcus Russell was Ryan Leaf 2.0. But that actually might be unfair to Ryan Leaf.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:04 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 09:59 PM (Zu3d9)
I half thought that, but didn't want to scroll back thru the thread...eatin' pasta in butter/garlic sauce topped with fresh shredded parm., med rare steak, steamed baby kale, and a bunch 'O wine....urp!
Posted by: Sal Paradise at April 28, 2016 10:05 PM (aRUb8)
Name anyone?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:04 PM (Zu3d9)
Quick & The Dead?
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 10:05 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:05 PM (zOTsN)
Name anyone?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:04 PM (Zu3d9) "
The Quick and The Dead?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:05 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2016 10:05 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Jen the Original at April 28, 2016 10:05 PM (7bay4)
Deer are tough SOBs.
Posted by: Cooldawg at April 28, 2016 10:06 PM (X2j6Y)
Posted by: Berny Kosar at April 28, 2016 10:06 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: Jen the Original at April 28, 2016 10:05 PM (7bay4) "
If my theory about a dumbass friend is right, that guy owes him drinks for the rest of his life.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:07 PM (kumBu)
I remember shooting a skunk with a .45ACP and the thing just sort of sagged. It didn't move back at all.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 09:58 PM (Zu3d9)
I call shenanigans. 45 Auto will throw a man out the saloon door and most of the way across the street. But only if you make a pithy comment before shooting the guy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 10:01 PM (o98Jz)
Don't be pithy, jutht shoot the thucker!
Posted by: Mike Tyson at April 28, 2016 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
You said he has not been seen wasted in public. Just not true
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:07 PM (zOTsN)
Agreed. Sarah Jones was in that too. I'm surprised she doesn't get more work. She's not a bad actress and she's gorgeous.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 10:09 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 10:01 PM (o98Jz)
Don't be pithy, jutht shoot the thucker!
Posted by: Mike Tyson at April 28, 2016 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Posted by: Tuco, scrub a dub dub. at April 28, 2016 10:09 PM (J3UIw)
Posted by: Berny Kosar at April 28, 2016 10:06 PM (+CKpi) "
But seriously you two, I actually *am* still available.
Posted by: Vinny 'Methuselah' Testaverde at April 28, 2016 10:09 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: thathalfrican - failure is not an option at April 28, 2016 10:10 PM (R5HRU)
I think the worst case of this was that Western with Gene Hackman, Sharon Stone, Russell Crowe and Leonardo DeCaprio.
Name anyone?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:04 PM (Zu3d9)
Quick & The Dead?
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 10:05 PM (7qAYi)
Well, it's a Sam Raimi film so it's gonna be exaggerated. I mean, the yellow 70s Olds Delta 88 that he puts in all his films is even in this one (one of the wagons was built around it).
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 10:11 PM (o98Jz)
You said he has not been seen wasted in public. Just not true
Posted by: ThunderB
It would take up a lot less of the intertubes to just talk of the times he has been spotted in public sober.
Posted by: Berny Kosar at April 28, 2016 10:11 PM (+CKpi)
Wasn't it Testaverde that knocked himself out by ramming his head into a wall celebrating a play?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2016 10:12 PM (GDulk)
I'm hoping we have the polarity set right so that it is on 'repel' rather than 'attract'. I'm halfway expecting the front field to look like a scene from a Disney movie with hundreds of big-eyed lovable wildland creatures frolicking around when we look out in the morning.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 10:13 PM (mvenn)
Wasn't it Testaverde that knocked himself out by ramming his head into a wall celebrating a play?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2016 10:12 PM (GDulk)
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Gus Frerotte. When he was with the Redskins.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 10:13 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 10:13 PM (T/5A0)
Excellent back up. Lulzy moment.
Posted by: thathalfrican - failure is not an option at April 28, 2016 10:14 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 10:14 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Lions Fans at April 28, 2016 10:14 PM (g25eo)
And as a woman, I expect to be able to change my mind and my gender as I'm showering with the Swedish Bikini Team. AND- this is important- I expect to be celebrated for my flexibility!
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2016 10:14 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: thathalfrican - failure is not an option at April 28, 2016 10:10 PM (R5HRU)
Had not seen that in the sidebar. Thanks for the tip.
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2016 10:14 PM (sNYFR)
Yup...that was it. Awful movie, but my oh my, Sharon Stone is a beautiful woman.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:14 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Cooldawg at April 28, 2016 10:06 PM (X2j6Y)
I usually perch myself-- spread-eagle across some limbs of a tree-- over a good trail. I have a large knife in the steely grip of my jaws, and wait...sometimes for days..until the right deer passes by beneath me. The I drop..silently onto the back of the beast and then, simultaneously, wrestle it to the ground while I slit it's throat.
It's the only kind of huntin' I do.
Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 10:14 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Comedy Bot 2000 at April 28, 2016 10:15 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:15 PM (39g3+)
Good Lord your positive, I would think more like Hitchcocks Birds
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 10:15 PM (voOPb)
I'm hoping we have the polarity set right so that it is on 'repel' rather than 'attract'. I'm halfway expecting the front field to look like a scene from a Disney movie with hundreds of big-eyed lovable wildland creatures frolicking around when we look out in the morning.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 10:13 PM (mvenn)
Or the woodpecker version of Batman.
Posted by: Tuco, scrub a dub dub. at April 28, 2016 10:15 PM (J3UIw)
Better that then Hitchcock's "The Birds."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:15 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 09:39 PM (39g3+)
And Connors only got a single serve (one attempt instead of two) while Martina was allowed to hit into the doubles alley. True.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 10:16 PM (zc3Db)
Ah, thanks. Did he ever recover? It's been quit a while so I don't know if I've just forgotten what happened or never heard "The rest of the story".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2016 10:16 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Berny Kosar at April 28, 2016 10:06 PM (+CKpi) "
But seriously you two, I actually *am* still available.
Posted by: Vinny 'Methuselah' Testaverde
I got this.
Posted by: RG III at April 28, 2016 10:16 PM (+CKpi)
And as a woman, I expect to be able to change my mind and my gender as I'm showering with the Swedish Bikini Team. AND- this is important- I expect to be celebrated for my flexibility!
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2016 10:14 PM (OLNwX)
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Absolutely! Gender is fluid!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 10:16 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 28, 2016 10:17 PM (GUBah)
"Open Range" was solid movie. I really enjoyed it, especially since Costner wasn't quite as wooden as he usually is.
Nice topic for a post....Best modern Westerns.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:17 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 10:17 PM (voOPb)
"Open Range" was solid movie. I really enjoyed it, especially since Costner wasn't quite as wooden as he usually is.
Nice topic for a post....Best modern Westerns.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:17 PM (Zu3d9)
That would be fun!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 10:18 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 10:15 PM (voOPb)
Better that then Hitchcock's "The Birds."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*****
Great! That never even occurred to me. Now I don't think I'll sleep a wink tonight.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 10:18 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:17 PM (Zu3d9) "
The modern 3:10 to Yuma was a damn good movie.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:18 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 10:13 PM (mvenn)
Just don't cross the streams.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 10:19 PM (uURQL)
He doesn't like Trump. He's still mad Romney lost to SCOAMF too.
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 10:19 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Berny Kosar at April 28, 2016 10:06 PM (+CKpi) "
But seriously you two, I actually *am* still available.
Posted by: Vinny 'Methuselah' Testaverde
I got this.
Posted by: RG III at April 28, 2016 10:16 PM (+CKpi)
Fvck all of you
Posted by: Jeff George
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 10:20 PM (voOPb)
Agreed. The new True Grit was well done too.
Unforgiven.
And a sleeper...."Bone Tomahawk."
[that's a joke. Although it was a real movie. Straight to DVD I think]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:21 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 28, 2016 10:17 PM (GUBah) "
Eventually the NCAA will just drop the charade of amateurism. Seriously, every single team does this shit - in the meantime, they catch one or two teams a season and give them a bit more than a slap on the wrist. Outside of SMU and a few other teams who really got pounded by sanctions, it tends to just be symbolic punishment.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:21 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Fairweather Bill at April 28, 2016 10:21 PM (7zq3V)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:17 PM (Zu3d9)
Cowboys and Aliens was surprisingly good.
Not quite a Western ... but worth watching, even though Harrison Ford was in it chewing up all the scenery.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 10:21 PM (zc3Db)
Ah, thanks. Did he ever recover? It's been quit a while so I don't know if I've just forgotten what happened or never heard "The rest of the story".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2016 10:16 PM
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He did recover and played a few more years, mainly for Detroit.
But he never was quite as....um...perky...as he once was.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 10:21 PM (T/5A0)
limbs of a tree-- over a good trail. I have a large knife in the steely
grip of my jaws, and wait...sometimes for days..until the right deer
passes by beneath me. The I drop..silently onto the back of the beast
and then, simultaneously, wrestle it to the ground while I slit it's
throat.
It's the only kind of huntin' I do.
Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 10:14 PM (aRUb
Dude, that's my story.
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 28, 2016 10:21 PM (8aOqE)
What are friends for?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 10:21 PM (voOPb)
Here we have to disagree. Violently. But yeah, the True Grit remake was terrific.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:22 PM (39g3+)
I liked it very much. And you are so right about Ford. God, what an overrated actor.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:22 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:22 PM (zOTsN)
Agreed. The new True Grit was well done too.
Unforgiven.
And a sleeper...."Bone Tomahawk."
[that's a joke. Although it was a real movie. Straight to DVD I think]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:21 PM (Zu3d9)
That movie was brutal. Holy shit were some of those scenes hard to watch.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 10:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Berny Kosar at April 28, 2016 10:06 PM (+CKpi) "
But seriously you two, I actually *am* still available.
Posted by: Vinny 'Methuselah' Testaverde
I got this.
Posted by: RG III at April 28, 2016 10:16 PM (+CKpi)
Fvck all of you
Posted by: Jeff George
Ace should rent out The Barrel to the NFL. He'd make a killing
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2016 10:22 PM (sNYFR)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 28, 2016 10:21 PM (8aOqE)
Was that you in that other tree??
Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 10:23 PM (aRUb8)
I used to think I hated Glenn Ford because he was dated.
I thought Russel Crowe's homoerotic overtones would be a modern addition. I saw part of the old one, and Ford was doing it more broadly than Crowe.
I did quite like the recent one. I only saw a snippet of the old one.
I like Russel Crowe in everything, including Quick and the Dead which was the first time I saw him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 10:24 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Jeff George
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
On no, you didint!!!
Posted by: Josh McGowan at April 28, 2016 10:24 PM (+CKpi)
That one surprised me, I figured it was going to be kinda fun cheese and it was actually pretty good. I really liked Silverado, but that's going back a ways for "modern." The film version of Apaloosa was pretty good too.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 10:24 PM (voOPb)
I liked Ride With the Devil. It was pretty solid. Also, Broken Trail.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 10:25 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 10:25 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:25 PM (zOTsN)
[that's a joke. Although it was a real movie. Straight to DVD I think]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:21 PM (Zu3d9)
Never heard of it but it looks kind of interesting.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 10:25 PM (zc3Db)
This will just be part of the rationale, but you're right. What they're actually going to get hammered on is the academic fraud if those allegations are true. The NCAA just keeps a pretense of "amatuer" athletics any more, but they get really pissy when schools screw with their "student athlete" mantra.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 28, 2016 10:25 PM (GUBah)
there from day one. Woman beats man!!!, therefor women can do anything
men can do, only better!!!
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 28, 2016 09:43 PM (+CKpi)
Then there's no need for the WNBA, the LPGA, or indeed any sports for women only. Make all competition open to all comers, winner take all. Title IX be damned.
Bonus: no more bullshitting around about trannies.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 10:25 PM (oKE6c)
Pretty bloody. But it wasn't awful. Kurt Russell actually knows how to act.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:26 PM (Zu3d9)
Husband swears Mad Max Thunder Road is just a remake of The Searchers
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:23 PM (zOTsN)
I believe it.
"Avatar" is a remake of Dances With Wolves, only in space.Same story line.
Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 10:26 PM (aRUb8)
Desperado is not very good, but it has topless Salma Hayek. And movies with naked Salma Hayek > movies without naked Salma Hayek.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:26 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:26 PM (39g3+)
I'm still wrapping my head around the concept that people who spout-off in public that the teaching of proper English grammar needs to be done away with because, apparently, people of color are incapable of learning it get to declare that other people are racist - and not in a "takes one to know one" sense.
Posted by: DocJ at April 28, 2016 10:26 PM (5Nr9V)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 10:24 PM (1xUj/)
I do think that Sharon Stone was really at her hottest in that movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 10:26 PM (zc3Db)
Well, that actually may be legit...so long as he isn't renting a 7 room, 4 bath with a pool. Scholarship athletes can get a stipend to live off campus.
Posted by: no good deed at April 28, 2016 10:27 PM (GgxVX)
I liked the full trilogy, the first is the best but they are all pretty fun.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:27 PM (39g3+)
It's a sleeper for best movie ever on some people's lists.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:27 PM (Zu3d9)
Silverado was pretty decent, though a bit older now. True Grit remake was good.
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 10:27 PM (/m8T6)
She is painfully gorgeous in Total Recall. That's not a horrible movie for the first half or so, right up until the point he goes to Mars.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:28 PM (39g3+)
Pretty bloody. But it wasn't awful. Kurt Russell actually knows how to act.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:26 PM (Zu3d9)
Very true.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 10:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 10:28 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: William H. Bonney at April 28, 2016 10:28 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 10:28 PM (mvenn)
Mmhmm. And one peek down her nightshirt which was also nice.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 10:29 PM (1xUj/)
I like Russel Crowe in everything, including Quick and the Dead which was the first time I saw him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 10:24 PM (1xUj/)
If memory serves, that was his first non-Aussie movie. Sharon Stone had seen him in one of his earlier films and basically demanded the role for him.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 10:29 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 10:24 PM (1xUj/) "
He's a damn good actor. He's been in some shlock, though. Ever see Virtuosity?
(Of course, that was just a trashy movie - Bogart and Olivier couldn't have made it any better.)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:29 PM (kumBu)
I liked the full trilogy, the first is the best but they are all pretty fun.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:27 PM (39g3+)
Once Upon a Time in Mexico sucked balls, but El Mariachi and Desperado were fun.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 10:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 10:25 PM (NGd+i)
I also liked "Slappin" the Leather" with that one chick...the scene with the sweaty horse really broke new ground imo.
Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 10:30 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 10:30 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:30 PM (39g3+)
That would be delightful. And because men and women are equal, the rosters of every professional team would be roughly 50/50 men/women.
And the SJWs would rejoice!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:31 PM (Zu3d9)
It was mixed, part of it was dreadfully campy, but you have to love the Johnny Depp character.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 10:31 PM (1xUj/)
He found a (mostly) socially acceptable way to beat the daylights out of women. And get paid for it. Why would he stop?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2016 10:31 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 10:27 PM (/m8T6)<<<
How dare you!?!?
**pulls out double-barrel, put two through the door**
Posted by: Joke Biden at April 28, 2016 10:31 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:28 PM (39g3+)
She was hot in Above the Law, too, but I still think she takes all in The Quick and The Dead.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 10:32 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:32 PM (kumBu)
It was mixed, part of it was dreadfully campy, but you have to love the Johnny Depp character.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 10:31 PM (1xUj/)
I found him obnoxious. Different strokes.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 10:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 10:33 PM (mvenn)
isn't renting a 7 room, 4 bath with a pool. Scholarship athletes can get
a stipend to live off campus.
Posted by: no good deed at April 28, 2016 10:27 PM (GgxVX)
The utility money (electric and water, $305, conversation dated APR07, 2015) was for his momma's utilities that (or the previous) month.
Asst AD replies: "I thought we all agreed on an amt- that number keeps changing".
Posted by: William H. Bonney at April 28, 2016 10:33 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 10:33 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:34 PM (39g3+)
Tough question. I think I will draw the line at Clint Eastwood's string of good Westerns. So....post-1975 or so?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:34 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 28, 2016 10:34 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:32 PM (kumBu)
If we're into Aussie movies now then I have to give a vote for Chopper.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 10:34 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2016 10:34 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 10:33 PM (/m8T6)
Hate to burst your bubble but I think that was a body double.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 10:35 PM (0mRoj)
It might be a body double. I really enjoyed Desperado, personally.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:35 PM (kumBu)
Oddly I think she was too young looking in "Above The Law." In "The Quick And The Dead" her face had more character.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:36 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2016 10:36 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 10:35 PM (0mRoj) "
It probably was (she doesn't look quite chesty enough), but please don't go back in time and tell that to my pre-teen self. You'd break his heart.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:36 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:37 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:37 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: no good deed at April 28, 2016 10:37 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2016 10:36 PM (GDulk)
I saw that movie, Sean Connery was not in it.
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2016 10:37 PM (sNYFR)
I might take some shit for this, and it's probably a stretch to call it a Western (it has a Western setting, but not as much of a Western plot)...but I actually liked Brokeback Mountain.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:35 PM (kumBu)
The volcano scene with the synchronized lava swimming was a bit much.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 10:37 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2016 10:36 PM (GDulk)
I thought that Daniel Craig did a great job as a cowboy. That one scene where he knocked the little douchebag down, out of nowhere, was classic.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 10:38 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:38 PM (39g3+)
**mike drop**
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 10:33 PM (mvenn) "
Look, I'mma let you finish, but Wild, Wild West was the worst modern western of all-time. Of all time!
Posted by: Kanye the Cinephile at April 28, 2016 10:38 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 10:39 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 10:39 PM (voOPb)
Warning: extremely not safe for work.
https://youtu.be/UFgsJxf7bDc
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:39 PM (39g3+)
Not sure what tribe it was supposed to be but the Commanches at least were known to rape captives to death, so he may have found her already dead or had to administer a coup-de-grace if she was nearly dead already.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2016 10:40 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:40 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 10:39 PM (ucDmr)
That's where Superman's giant spider went, right?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 10:40 PM (uURQL)
The bad guys in the original were gloriously over the top. Ronnie Cox and Michael Ironside could really chew up scenery!
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 10:40 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:35 PM (kumBu)
Wasn't that the movie about those two homo's on horses??
Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 10:40 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 10:40 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:34 PM (Zu3d9) "
Maybe post-1976, which was the year that The Shootist (John Wayne's last Western) was released?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:40 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 10:41 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 10:41 PM (ucDmr)
Look, I'mma let you finish, but Wild, Wild West was the worst modern western of all-time. Of all time!
Posted by: Kanye the Cinephile at April 28, 2016 10:38 PM (kumBu)
Just so there's no misunderstandings, I had NOTHING to do with this turd. So tell the Ewok to blow me.
Posted by: Akiva Goldsman at April 28, 2016 10:41 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:42 PM (39g3+)
Look, I'mma let you finish, but Wild, Wild West was the worst modern western of all-time. Of all time!
Posted by: Kanye the Cinephile at April 28, 2016 10:38 PM (kumBu)
It was Steam Punk...ya gotta like that sort of thing.
Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 10:42 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 10:34 PM (Zu3d9
why limit it to post 1975?
...and if you say because i said so, i'll understand.
Posted by: north and judd at April 28, 2016 10:43 PM (ceWrl)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:43 PM (39g3+)
Lol. It was supposed to have been based on a real(ish) story, but I grew up in Colorado and don't remember hearing anything about it (and I read quite a bit beyond what was required in school).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2016 10:43 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 10:44 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 10:42 PM (aRUb
"I'm okay with Steampunk, if it's done well. Wild, Wild West was not done well.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:44 PM (kumBu)
542 535: That would not be believable.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 10:40 PM (ucDmr)
Unless they saddled up a Clydesdale to carry his fat ass....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 10:44 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 10:45 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 10:45 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:46 PM (zOTsN)
Then Anthony comes in one day, mentions that he really enjoyed a movie he saw over the weekend. After dancing around it for a bit, he admits that the movie was Brokeback Mountain. He predictably got shit on the rest of the day for that.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:46 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 10:46 PM (0mRoj)
Look, I'mma let you finish, but Wild, Wild West was the worst modern western of all-time. Of all time!
Posted by: Kanye the Cinephile at April 28, 2016 10:38 PM (kumBu)
It tried....steam powered Tarantula..mechanical gizmos..etc. Wasn't great but it was fun..
Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 10:46 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 10:46 PM (ucDmr)
How could any woman find a love scene with Antonio Banderas uncomfortable? He's the mambo king!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:46 PM (39g3+)
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In his younger days he was slim. But then again The Duke was pretty heavy his last 15 years
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 10:46 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:46 PM (zOTsN) "
Short story by Annie Proulx (not sure how to spell her last name). Dunno if it was in the New Yorker or not.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:47 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 10:47 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:48 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:49 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:28 PM (39g3+)
She was hot in Above the Law, too, but I still think she takes all in The Quick and The Dead.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 10:32 PM (zc3Db)
The Specialist. Shower scene. You're welcome.
Posted by: Comedy Bot 2000 at April 28, 2016 10:49 PM (7qAYi)
That's a stretch from guys playing pool to gay sex
Leave it to a woman
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 10:50 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:46 PM (39g3+)<<<
I really, really hate that Antonio Banderas.
Posted by: Benicio Del Toro at April 28, 2016 10:50 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:49 PM (39g3+)
Ragingly, flamingly, triggering weather satellites picking up surface heat blooms gay.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
Is that some euphemism for gay orgy?
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 10:51 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 10:51 PM (ucDmr)
His point about the silence of the establishment over the rise of Trump is very telling.
Many people I have grown to respect over the years view Trump as the cure to the GOPe. But I suspect that he is a symptom. The establishment thinks they can weather his candidacy, and presidency if he can win, and remain in power afterwards.
But Cruz is Lucifer.
Perhaps a down ballot blow out is indeed what we need. Because the Republican Party is not going to save the country.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 28, 2016 10:51 PM (kBIIG)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:51 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:46 PM (zOTsN)
I thought it was based on Reggie Love's memoirs?
Wait, that's "Barack Back Mountin'."
Posted by: Comedy Bot 2000 at April 28, 2016 10:51 PM (7qAYi)
Is that some euphemism for gay orgy?
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 10:51 PM (NGd+i)
Lots of sticks and balls flying around I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 10:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 10:52 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:44 PM (kumBu)
+++++
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at April 28, 2016 10:53 PM (F6RKd)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 10:53 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:53 PM (zOTsN)
THey were probably good friends interacting well and she is one of those people who cannot imagine two men being close without being sexual. You know, the kind that figures Sherlock and Watson were secretly homos. Frodo and Sam? Totally queer. No two men can be close without bumping uglies.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 10:55 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:55 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 10:55 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 10:56 PM (/m8T6)
THey were probably good friends interacting well and she is one of those people who cannot imagine two men being close without being sexual. You know, the kind that figures Sherlock and Watson were secretly homos. Frodo and Sam? Totally queer. No two men can be close without bumping uglies.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:54 PM (39g3+)
In all fairness, the scene with Sam and Frodo on the side of Mt. Doom in Return of the King was pretty gay.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
Never seen that shit happen on fishing trips or at deer camp. Guess I'm not missing anything
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 10:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 10:56 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:55 PM (zOTsN)
Sometimes a pool cue is just a pool cue.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:57 PM (zOTsN)
My apologies.
Clint Eastwood's westerns are my vote.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 28, 2016 10:57 PM (kBIIG)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 10:57 PM (kumBu)
You get more time with real people that way. AoS is enough entertainment for me.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Vote for me! Free Cookies!! Milk too if you vote twice. at April 28, 2016 08:09 PM (WVsWD)
They do make awesome targets. Especially the old CRT models. They blow up real good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 10:58 PM (ZDDcO)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:54 PM (39g3+)<<<
Yeah! What the Hell?!
Hey, Ernie, stop playing with that damn rubber duck and wash my back, will ya?
Posted by: Bert and Ernie at April 28, 2016 10:58 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:58 PM (zOTsN)
They say a colt peacemaker is accurate out to about 50 yards, so its not unreasonable, but I doubt those guns were in tip top condition and the bullets those days were black powder not modern really nice stuff so maybe half that.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 10:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 28, 2016 10:59 PM (MNgU2)
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I'll be very sensitive to that when I watch. That is how I roll.
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 10:59 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 28, 2016 11:00 PM (kBIIG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 11:00 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 08:18 PM (zuTLp)
No dressing rooms needed. Just un-dressing rooms.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 11:00 PM (ZDDcO)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 10:58 PM (zOTsN)
So he struggled with his sexuality after being manipulated and sodomized by a homo. Lovely story.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 11:00 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 11:01 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: north and judd at April 28, 2016 11:01 PM (ceWrl)
They don't even fantasize about it the way men might do.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 11:02 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 11:02 PM (zOTsN)
Heath Ledger enters the office of Rex Silkscarf, casting director.
Rex: Heath, great to see you, sorry about the wait, I had a conference call with Will Smith and Spielberg, long distance, I had to take it.
Heath: That's all right Rex, I had to catch up on my week-old Variety magazine reading. So what's this about a new Ang Lee movie you were talking about?
Rex: You're gonna love it, it's a complex movie about relationships, see? You are married to this gorgeous babe, we see a steamy love scene in it, I've got Anne Hathaway for the part.
Heath: I get to sleep with Anne Hathaway, check, sign me up.
Rex: It gets better, there's a love triangle, someone else in your life and you're torn between them.
Heath: ok good, some depth, something to work with. Can I play the bad guy? I never get to do that.
Rex: no, no bad guys, its about love and trusting your heart, we're looking at whats the name... (rustles through papers) Gyllenhaal for the other lover.
Heath: Anne Hathaway and Maggie Gyllenhaal, and you're paying me for this?
Rex: No, no not Maggie, Jake.
Heath: Jake? Funny name for a girl, any relation?
Rex: He's her brother.
Heath:... okayy...
Rex: We're gonna shoot on location in Montana, you'll be cowboys, real tough guys!
Heath: gay cowboys, uh ok.
Rex: Between herding sheep or whatever you do with them, you'll have torrid love scenes in a pup tent!
Heath: wait, you said we were cowboys, you mean cows?
Rex: No, no (looking at the script) definitely says sheep here.
Heath: So let me get this straight. I'm a cowboy who has sheep that sleeps with a dude instead of Ann Hathaway?
Rex: Right, it says you wish you could quit him!
Heath: I don't understand this movie at all...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 11:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB
Of course, because guys laughing must be something bad. She heard nothing racist or sexist, so, of course they were gay!!! Still tuned for the sequel which will be... racist!!!
Posted by: Josh McGowan at April 28, 2016 11:02 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 11:04 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean
University of Memphis fan here. Denver will be very happy with Paxton.
Posted by: Josh McGowan at April 28, 2016 11:04 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 08:23 PM (ucDmr)
C4 or FMX?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 11:04 PM (ZDDcO)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 11:05 PM (39g3+)
5 of the top 20 picks are from Ohio State. They're going to be drafting Ohio State freshmen and kids who just committed out of high school before this thing is over.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 11:06 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 11:06 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 11:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Josh McGowan at April 28, 2016 11:02 PM (+CKpi)
Yep, the middle eastern goat herders of indeterminate religous belief are treated badly by those awful sheep herders!
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2016 11:06 PM (sNYFR)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 11:00 PM (0mRoj) "
He was an adult. And yes, his life became troubled because he fell in love with the wrong person. He lives though, and has a daughter who is getting married at the end of the film. Whereas the bad manipulative homo gets killed. I'm not quite sure the movie makes the point that you seem to think it does.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 11:06 PM (kumBu)
Sock fail. AmeriDan is the Memphis fan that believes Paxton Lynch will be beloved by Denver fans.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 28, 2016 11:06 PM (+CKpi)
Kelly McGillis.
Why yes, I do have the sponge bath scene from Witness memorized.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 11:07 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 08:29 PM (QDnY+)
There was a time, back before the advent of television, when some of the best writing in newspapers could be found on the sports pages.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 11:07 PM (ZDDcO)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 11:08 PM (/m8T6)
I think they were trying to make it hot for the girls watching but uh... Harvey Firestein couldn't have made that scene any more homo.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 11:08 PM (39g3+)
I know AtC is usually not on the late night threads but could someone give her thanks for me in a day walker post. Her verbal smackdown of chemjeff yesterday was Epic. A literal ravage. That dude has been grating on my nerves for months with his whole illegals bullshit. He's like Moo Moo before he stopped trolling.
On tailgaters, forget brake checking. Heard this from a buddy in college. Keep driving and just turn your head around (like you do when backing up) and stare at the person. To most people this looks like something an insane person would do. I have tried it and it works.
Posted by: prophet at April 28, 2016 11:08 PM (KIJKy)
She was really, really pretty.
Then she really, really was not. I don't mind women aging, but something went horrifically wrong with her.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 11:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 11:02 PM (39g3+) "
According to rumors, it wasn't much of a stretch for Jake to play a gay cowboy. NTTAWWT.
And having seen Maggie, I'm not convinced that Heath didn't prefer having a sex scene with Jake.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 11:09 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 11:09 PM (ucDmr)
Count on it.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 28, 2016 11:09 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: NCKate at April 28, 2016 11:10 PM (/ygaY)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 11:08 PM (39g3+) "
Poor Anthony Edwards. At least he got to keep his shirt on.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 11:10 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 11:11 PM (39g3+)
I missed this. Which thread was this on?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Gay Type Men at April 28, 2016 11:12 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 11:06 PM (1xUj/) "
Buckeyes are probably going to break the record for most players picked in a single NFL draft. They've got 9 or 10 more guys who should be taken in the next 6 rounds. Which doesn't bode well for their chances to compete for a national title next year, but with the way they recruit, they'll reload in a couple seasons.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 11:13 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 28, 2016 11:14 PM (+CKpi)
The Josey Wales character was Clint at as his best. That character is what I mean when I say Clint Eastwood.
And speaking of Hollywood pistol accuracy, ol' Kojak could hit a bad guy running at 100 yards with his little snub nosed .38 or whatever it is/was.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 28, 2016 11:14 PM (DW+jj)
Top Gun Not Brokeback
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 11:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 11:15 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: north and judd at April 28, 2016 11:15 PM (ceWrl)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 11:11 PM (39g3+) "
Yeah, I didn't see Secretary until much later, but I remembered her from Donnie Darko and saw her in The Dark Knight and was wondering what the hell happened to her. It was one of the few things I disliked about that movie - I just didn't buy that Harvey Dent was willing to die for *that*.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 11:15 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 11:15 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2016 11:16 PM (w/iDp)
Hunter Thompson called them "bull fruits".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 11:16 PM (1xUj/)
I think they were trying to make it hot for the girls watching but uh... Harvey Firestein couldn't have made that scene any more homo.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 11:08 PM ---------------
Maybe it just me but... any time you TRY to "make it hot for the girls," it's very likely to have a certain eau de homo about it. Because the tendency is to think when girls do X, it's hot for guys, therefore if guys do X, it must be hot for girls. But really it's still just hot for guys, in this case for guys who are turned on by guys.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 11:17 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2016 11:17 PM (ucDmr)
Secretary was made. Then she went downhill in a huge hurry. By the
time she did Batman she was middle age German lady matronly. Not a bad
look but, kinda shocking after Katie Holmes.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 11:11 PM (39g3+)<<<
It was pretty chuckle worthy that they had to have me telling people "hey she's beautiful... no really!... she is beutiful" as I'm threatening to drop her out the penthouse window. Me thinks I doth protest too much.
Oh, and her voice was like nails on a chalkboard, too.
Posted by: The Joker at April 28, 2016 11:19 PM (H9MG5)
Apparently the character had some sort of belt around his chest under the nipple which meant he was some type of warrior. To my uneducated eyes, it looked weirdly pervy
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 11:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 11:21 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Tuco, scrub a dub dub. at April 28, 2016 11:21 PM (J3UIw)
Update: Carly Fiorina Will be His VP Running Mate thread.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2016 11:22 PM (9mTYi)
Apparently the character had some sort of belt around his chest under the nipple which meant he was some type of warrior.
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 11:21 PM (zOTsN)
Or it could mean you're First Lady.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 11:22 PM (7qAYi)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=363090
#907 and 934 are where the smackdowns are, but there's some earlier back and forth.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 11:23 PM (uURQL)
anybody know how to put out a hit on coworkers? Might be the only way for them to get the message they are jackasses.
Posted by: Tuco, scrub a dub dub.
If you're going to hit, hit. Don't talk.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 28, 2016 11:24 PM (k4M/B)
It is. The Gunfight at the O.K. happened in a narrow alley not much bigger than the average dining room. They were on top of each other.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 28, 2016 11:24 PM (9ym/8)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=363090
#907 and 934 are where the smackdowns are, but there's some earlier back and forth.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 11:23 PM (uURQL)
Gracias. I'll go check it out.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 11:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 11:25 PM (zOTsN)
Apparently the character had some sort of belt around his chest under the nipple which meant he was some type of warrior.
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 11:21 PM (zOTsN)
Or it could mean you're First Lady.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 11:22 PM (7qAYi)
Wait a minute. Patrick Ewing never played for the Warriors.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 11:25 PM (o98Jz)
Reporter: "So, was there an exchange, between you and a coach, of money?"
Tunsil: "I'd have to say, 'yeah'."
http://tinyurl.com/zue5cfv
Posted by: Country Singer at April 28, 2016 11:25 PM (GUBah)
I pray things never go pear shaped cause I will be the whole silver or lead kind of guy. Mostly lead though. Sorry for the rant. Had to put it out there.
On a good note, explored the Gettysburg battlefield some a few days ago. More than I have ever done so. Found some cool places. Almost got attacked by a ground hog after peering into a crevice in a rock lol.
Horde, keep on keeping on. You all are the best.
Posted by: prophet at April 28, 2016 11:26 PM (KIJKy)
Posted by: Tuco, scrub a dub dub. at April 28, 2016 11:21 PM (J3UIw)
I work with a guy that thinks he's god and a couple of cry bullies. Let me know if anything good comes up.
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2016 11:26 PM (sNYFR)
The "when women do it/pose like this, it's hot, so let's do it with men to turn on the ladies" is almost always going to look homoerotic and be creepy.
Suze Randall is/was a big porno photographer. She's a woman and made some of the raunchiest (and best) shit around. Her daughter runs it now, I think. It was beautiful, a mother/daughter porno team.
Anyway, I read something, either by her or an interview. She got the idea to a do a solo shoot with a dude, or was asked to do it for something and so got to thinking about it. She thought it was great. It'll be a goose/gander thing, and she'll shoot a dude just like she'd shoot a girl.
Well, when she got him there and started, she said it became the most awkward, weird, creepy thing. She said she had contractually obligated herself and would have otherwise just ended it right there, it was so creepy.
She'd done it all, girls alone, girl/girl, and girl-boy, but a man alone was just creepy and wrong in how it felt and came off. She realized she could only be comfortable with nekkid men around was when there were a bunch of nekkid women with them, and with the women as the real sex objects.
It doesn't work with men. It only works for the gay side.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 28, 2016 11:27 PM (DW+jj)
Oh my God. First the idiotic bong hit video and then an admission to violations of NCAA rules.
His new team must be thrilled.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 28, 2016 11:27 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
How dare you! Top Gun was filled with MANLY stuff. Nothing gay here, plenty of red meat for the ladies, move along.
Posted by: Gay Dude who is in denial at April 28, 2016 11:28 PM (+CKpi)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 11:25 PM (o98Jz)
Maybe he did in Marco Rubio's Mirror Universe.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 11:28 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at April 28, 2016 11:28 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 28, 2016 11:29 PM (+CKpi)
I want my...
I want my
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Posted by: The Overnight Hat
****
You'll get lots of hot nothing and LIKE IT!
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 11:29 PM (hVdx9)
Then the rest of the bar shot them dead as they were reloading.
Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 28, 2016 11:29 PM (Kucy5)
Oh my God. First the idiotic bong hit video and then an admission to violations of NCAA rules.
His new team must be thrilled.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 28, 2016 11:27 PM (9ym/
They'll want to get their Tunsil removed. At least they'll get ice cream.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 11:29 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 11:29 PM (zOTsN)
Wow. His shins must be wrecked! I found some earlier ones and figured I'd caught the flavor. Nope, not even close.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2016 11:30 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 11:30 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 28, 2016 11:30 PM (SqM8E)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 28, 2016 11:27 PM (9ym/
<<<**shaking head, making Flipper "warning" noise**
Posted by: the Miami dolphin at April 28, 2016 11:31 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2016 11:32 PM (hVdx9)
Josey Wales is good do not get me wrong. Best Eastwood Western ever mad is The Good, the Bad, the Ugly. Easily, Best Western ever made unless you want to argue John Wayne movies.
Posted by: prophet at April 28, 2016 11:32 PM (KIJKy)
Posted by: no good deed at April 28, 2016 11:33 PM (GgxVX)
how far away from each other the fighters stood. I'm no expert but
weren't those revolvers pretty hard to shoot accurately? As a kid
watching old westerns on TV I always thought Chuck Conners had the right
idea, using a rifle.
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 10:56 PM (/m8T6)
Although you can shoot a pistol accurately at 75 yards, and if you are good a .44 Army Colt with black powder can lob them easily that far, most modern shootouts are figured to be between 15 and 25 feet.
Granted, the whole point in The Good the Bad Etc was to take advantage of the wide screen and give visual distance to help mess with your mind like you were there watching two other shooters.
On screen 15 feet is really two body-lengths and a bit, it would look like they were ready to reach down each others' throats or start a slap-fight, so it would be bad staging.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2016 11:33 PM (VstaQ)
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2016 11:30 PM (ANVXm)
Tiny Fists of Fury.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 11:33 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: prophet at April 28, 2016 11:32 PM (KIJKy)
The Shootist....
Posted by: Don Q. at April 28, 2016 11:33 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 11:30 PM (1xUj/)
Oooh, what did I miss?
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at April 28, 2016 11:34 PM (vBeA5)
"Almost got attacked by a ground hog after peering into a crevice in a rock"
Hey, I wonder if there were groundhogs around there back in 1863?!?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 11:34 PM (T/5A0)
Wow. His shins must be wrecked! I found some earlier ones and figured I'd caught the flavor. Nope, not even close.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2016 11:30 PM (ANVXm)
That was a serious spankin'.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 11:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 11:29 PM (zOTsN) "
On the bright side, at least he's honest.
On the not-so-bright side, maybe he's too stupid to know that he was supposed to lie in that situation?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 11:35 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 11:35 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at April 28, 2016 11:34 PM (vBeA5)
Did you not see it yesterday? AtC ripped chemjeff for his dishonest way of arguing, when talking about humane treatment to "kids" on the border.
See #655 of this thread for link + reference.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 11:35 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 28, 2016 11:35 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 11:36 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 11:30 PM (1xUj/)
I bet she did. I've seen chemjeff around here for a long time but I've never seen him be as incredibly douchetastic as he has been lately on the illegal immigration thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2016 11:36 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 28, 2016 11:37 PM (SqM8E)
For fans of the Atc/Chemjeff brouhaha, I am reliably informed that she also typed and deleted a whole lot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 11:30 PM (1xUj/)
Yeah, I saw that. AtC smacked him around pretty good.
Posted by: Sixkiller at April 28, 2016 11:37 PM (pcyHg)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 28, 2016 11:39 PM (SqM8E)
Posted by: prophet at April 28, 2016 11:39 PM (KIJKy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 28, 2016 11:39 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: prophet at April 28, 2016 11:39 PM (KIJKy)
Is chemjeff still an academic? I think that has a bit to do with it as well...
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at April 28, 2016 11:41 PM (F6RKd)
For fans of the Atc/Chemjeff brouhaha, I am reliably informed that she also typed and deleted a whole lot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 11:30 PM (1xUj/)
Some people you tangle with you gotta bring your "A" game, and learn.
I don't think AtC takes, "but I know I'm right" as a valid counter-argument.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2016 11:43 PM (VstaQ)
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2016 11:46 PM (mxCgt)
On a good note, explored the Gettysburg battlefield some a few days ago. More than I have ever done so. Found some cool places. Almost got attacked by a ground hog after peering into a crevice in a rock lol.
Horde, keep on keeping on. You all are the best.
Posted by: prophet at April 28, 2016 11:26 PM
Sorry about your accident. I was hit a couple of yrs ago by a 16 yr old twit, she got hysterical and batted her eyes at the young studly in his mind deputy and never got a ticket, never investigated.
She was surely texting or on her phone. The insurance comp did pay eventually, after trying to get by on the cheap. Said my car was previously damaged. I'm WTF, it was older but never damaged you azzholes. Always hold out for more the first offer they will try to screw you, immoral bastards.
If you like battle fields check out Vicksburg, that is awesome, we saw it just a few yrs ago.
Posted by: Farmer at April 28, 2016 11:48 PM (o/90i)
He's been in academia his entire life and I think it's starting to rub off on him. He told AtC that he isn't just assuming "his" tribe is right any more, but it's beyond that. He has taken to assuming *we* the Horde are wrong and demanding we prove otherwise while constantly changing what counts as proof. I've taken an interest in him the last 5 years or so, and it makes me sad to see such a change.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2016 11:48 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2016 11:48 PM (GDulk) "
Maybe he's handling it poorly, but he's hardly the only one who is upset because a lot of people he assumed to be his ideological confreres really weren't. Hell, it hurt me, and I've only been commenting here for a bit under 2 1/2 years.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 29, 2016 12:05 AM (kumBu)
Hey, I wonder if there were groundhogs around there back in 1863?!?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 11:34 PM (T/5A0)
I was in Greenland, and looked in a crevice in the rocks, and saw a human skull staring back at me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2016 12:20 AM (ZDDcO)
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