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Economy Grows an Enormous Zero Point Five Percent In First Quater
I knew they wouldn't let the number fall below zero -- they would fight that. Because two quarters of negative growth in a row is a recession, and they absolutely will not permit that before Obama's Legacy Election.
So they're making sure that can't happen. Even if we go negative next quarter -- and we may well might -- we can't have an official recession as we go to the polls. So here's your Green Shoots: zero point five. Half of a percent. Just enough to not be negative, and that's all that matters. Gateway Pundit says that Obama now belongs to a very exclusive club: he is the only president in history, since we've been measuring economic growth, to not see a single year of (just better than the rate of population expansion) 3% growth. What a guy. What a god. All hail King Obama, first of his name, the FOTUS -- Failure of the United States. Or even FUOTUS.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2016 04:51 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 28, 2016 04:51 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 28, 2016 04:52 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 28, 2016 04:52 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 28, 2016 04:52 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 28, 2016 04:52 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at April 28, 2016 04:53 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 28, 2016 04:53 PM (xVgrA)
The Economy is like a member of Delta House:
"Economy: Zero point five!" Meh, it's better than Flounder.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 04:53 PM (p4UlV)
Make sure everyone wipes their bums before coming in.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:53 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2016 04:53 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 04:53 PM (WavOX)
Bless your little heart!!!
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 28, 2016 04:53 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 04:54 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 04:54 PM (6GBZO)
Posted by: Meremortal at April 28, 2016 04:54 PM (hTqVx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2016 04:54 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: David Brooks at April 28, 2016 04:55 PM (LYCUN)
Truz!
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 04:55 PM (nbrY/)
But CNBC and Bloomberg News tells me everyday that obama's economy has produced the longest bull market ever and 57 straight months of job growth! Historic data!
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:55 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at April 28, 2016 04:55 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2016 04:55 PM (1ijHg)
Depression is when you lose yours.
Recovery is when Obama loses his.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 04:55 PM (WavOX)
Posted by: let it snow at April 28, 2016 04:55 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Abu Hajaar at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (nbrY/)
------
Suckit boy King. You got last place now.
Posted by: President Hoover at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (8BJMp)
Depression is when you lose yours.
Recovery is when Obama loses his.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 04:55 PM (WavOX)
heh, funny, is that yours?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (8ZHTC)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (jVvcc)
Posted by: Top Men at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (WuRdh)
You have disappointed me greatly.
Posted by: President Obama at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (vb33c)
"Adding" in the 5% of GDP that the feral government created and spent in that same economy brings us up to a rousing ... -4.5%. Pretty nifty.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (39g3+)
Probably the Friday before Memorial Day.
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (6GBZO)
most awesome post today
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (qCMvj)
My fave was the ISIS 'tards getting themselves killed.
I am sorely disappointed, however, that there's been no gender-confused kitteh in the sidebar.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bruce Wayne, considering his options at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (uUhhd)
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (8ZHTC)
Posted by: Jimma Carter, second worst president in history at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (1ijHg)
2017 is going to be exactly like 2009.
Another "stimulus." And another midterm we're fooled into returning Republicans back into power so they can pretend to oppose Hillary Clinton for 8 years.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (etV2e)
I wonder how many fools out there would be content with a 0.5% increase in wages this year. Not many, I'm guessing.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: The New York Times Jan 2017 at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (LYCUN)
Wonder what the *true* numbers are.
Not that we'll ever know. He's made sure of that by changing how everything is calculated.
There is no truth, just Obama's fluffers' propaganda.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (WavOX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (zuTLp)
some lender has been running commercials which more or less says "everything sucks but go for it get in and buy a house"
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (vb33c)
Right, when gas prices go down I stop unnecessary driving too.
Posted by: financial journalism is about on par with science journalism at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (qCMvj)
My fave was the ISIS 'tards getting themselves killed.
I am sorely disappointed, however, that there's been no gender-confused kitteh in the sidebar.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (FsuaD)
You beat me to it.
I was going to say, "most awesome post, other than the new Anon-Kitteh..."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Agent K at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (uUhhd)
Posted by: Begonia at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (Y/myN)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (WavOX)
even funnier now
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (vb33c)
Maybe he could use it next time he's on Real Time, when Bill Maher talks about how great the economy is doing.
Instead of just sitting there, nodding in agreement like a fucking idiot, Cooke could have something, gee, I don't know, conservative to say.
He could still stick it to the flyover sister fuckers who are too stupid to know climate change is going to flood Florida in the next few years, but at least, for a moment, he could be a right wing guest.
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: The New York Times Jan 2017 at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (LYCUN)
heh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 05:00 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 05:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:00 PM (qCMvj)
He claims that the world is more peaceful than ever.
FOTUS indeed.
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2016 05:00 PM (oiNtH)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQTg74GTLo8&feature=youtu.be
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2016 05:00 PM (dciA+)
You can thank me later
Posted by: Barak at April 28, 2016 05:00 PM (8BJMp)
hi mary!
make me some butter
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:01 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Yo! at April 28, 2016 05:01 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 05:01 PM (WavOX)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2016 05:01 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:01 PM (zuTLp)
Oh the Coca...... Coca Messiah
The biggest turd north of Havana
Oh the Coca...... Coca Messiah
Douchebags and fascists arealways in fashion
With the Coca Messiah they fell in love.....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (8XRCm)
I can't wait to hear obama's Farewell Address.
I remember Bill Clinton's. He said, "We did good," at one point. I remember wondering what he was talking about.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (T0BVJ)
But what about the "saved" growth? There had to be, at least, 10.4% of that ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Bertolt Brecht at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (qCMvj)
weird dave added appropriate music to that ISIS video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQTg74GTLo8feature=youtu.be
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2016 05:00 PM (dciA+)
That's funny. I suggested earlier adding Chicago's "If You Leave Me Now."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Harun at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (UBBWX)
And that's putting a few trillion a year on credit cards.
Good thing Black President gets graded on the curve.
Posted by: Kasich at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 05:01 PM (WavOX)
thanks
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (6GBZO)
Posted by: Yo! at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (oiNtH)
But what about the "saved" growth? There had to be, at least, 10.4% of that ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (zc3Db)
you forgot the "part time growth"!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:03 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 05:00 PM (NOIQH)
Just wait till the silverfish and roaches start....
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:03 PM (zuTLp)
And the economy still sucks, 4 years later. Even his own damn wife is talking about how terrible things are.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 05:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2016 05:03 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 05:03 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 05:03 PM (xuouz)
(a) An absolutely unprecedented expansion of the Fed's balance sheet, which will have unavoidably damaging repercussions down the line;
(b) An average of a trillion dollars worth of new federal debt added for each year of the Obama presidency, and;
(c) An artificial redefinition of the rules for computing GDP, starting in late 2013, to make it look bigger.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 05:03 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Harun at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (UBBWX)
How else could I keep up with what our right wing writers are saying?
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 05:03 PM (Zs4uk)
Getting blown.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 05:03 PM (WavOX)
Nah, the media could spin the economic slowdown as Fear of the Republicans Winning the Election. I believe they've done that before.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2016 05:03 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: USA at April 28, 2016 05:04 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Yo! at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (GwIKd)
whoever gets this is inheriting a sh*tstorm domino effect of this administration that will continue to spiral downward
it'll take decades to fix this mess
cruz would have wiped out obamacare with the stroke of a pen
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:04 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at April 28, 2016 05:04 PM (tM4uk)
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 05:05 PM (8ZHTC)
They've tried but it goes over like a lead balloon smeared with yams and liver paste
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 05:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 05:05 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 05:05 PM (/tuJf)
Right, when gas prices go down I stop unnecessary driving too.
Posted by: financial journalism is about on par with science journalism at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (2WoCi)
Well, I do. It was cool being in the oil industry a few years ago... now, not so much.
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 28, 2016 05:05 PM (t06LC)
or
I Doubled The National Debt In 8 Years And Got 0.5% Growth
You decide.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2016 05:05 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (qCMvj)
Wasn't it down 3000%, where ever the hell he got that number.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 05:05 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Yo! at April 28, 2016 05:05 PM (GwIKd)
Great, now that tune his stuck in my head
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:05 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: rickl at April
They'll just lie, like they always do. It's Pravda, and Tass.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:05 PM (zuTLp)
and you're health insurance will go down $2,500 per family!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (qCMvj)
..................
or 3000%, whichever is greater
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2016 05:05 PM (HgMAr)
saying 'nobody could have done better, even I couldn't have turned
things around with this economy' in 2012 _and people bought it_."
Recall that the other thing which B.J. said in his big convention speech in 2012 was that Obamanomics just needed a little bit more time to work, that it was in the process of kicking in, and that ordinary Americans would shortly "feel it" as the country returned to bursting levels of economic progress and prosperity.
::: sad trombone :::
Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 05:06 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Sterling Archer at April 28, 2016 05:06 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:06 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:07 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:07 PM (zuTLp)
4 commas in it?
Posted by: Yo! at April 28, 2016 05:05 PM (GwIKd)
Get with the program. The national debt is well over 19 trillion, now.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 05:08 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ajmojo at April 28, 2016 05:08 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Kasichs NeckWattle at April 28, 2016 05:08 PM (QX0Xt)
Don't be ridiculous. Trannies have to be able to change clothes next to your daughter, too.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 05:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 28, 2016 05:08 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 28, 2016 05:09 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Yo! at April 28, 2016 05:09 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: William DeVayne at April 28, 2016 05:09 PM (etV2e)
"Lyin Joe, Lyin Joe, claiming his hairplugs graduated in the top half of their class..."
Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at April 28, 2016 05:09 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: kraken
FIFY
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 05:09 PM (WavOX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:10 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2016 05:10 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Paul Krugman, "Nobel Laureate in Economics" at April 28, 2016 05:10 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:10 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Golfman at April 28, 2016 05:10 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: ajmojo at April 28, 2016 05:10 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 05:10 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 05:10 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:06 PM (nbrY/)
*******
The uptick in Obama's approval numbers?
Trump.
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit! at April 28, 2016 05:10 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:10 PM (qCMvj)
Let Bernie explain that shit
Posted by: The Magical Negro at April 28, 2016 05:11 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 28, 2016 05:11 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at April 28, 2016 05:11 PM (qSIlh)
http://bit.ly/1pLoKN0
sure looks suspicious
You'll be receiving certified mail from us very soon.
Posted by: Internal Revenue Service at April 28, 2016 05:12 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 05:12 PM (jVvcc)
Posted by: Golfman at April 28, 2016 05:10 PM (48QDY)
not sure but today's number was supposedly going to be .7 instead of .5 . how bad would some company get thumped in the market if they missed numbers so badly?
has obama ever outperformed on anything?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:12 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:12 PM (zuTLp)
and previously employed taxpayers have paid a even higher price.
but Yeah for progress into lower american power and weakened financial strength
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:12 PM (L1+sh)
This is what Democrats always do.
They don't care.
They push their social agenda, and increase debt, and the conservative have to mop it up.
Only problem, the GOP doesn't do a damn thing about it anymore. They are too scared.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:12 PM (qCMvj)
"So what did your break?" After some troubleshooting..."Oh, I mis-typed that when I coded it, my bad." Which is what I suspected when I called you over, jerk.
Posted by: Five O'clock Charlie at April 28, 2016 05:12 PM (J3UIw)
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at April 28, 2016 05:12 PM (etV2e)
http://bit.ly/1VVw9Yy
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:10 PM (qCMvj)
Samoyed!
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 05:12 PM (uURQL)
It does have to be admitted that the loudly scoffing schtick used by Joey Choo-Choo when debating against Paul Ryan would completely bounce off of Trump. Like trying to use a Super Soaker against a main battle tank.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 05:12 PM (noWW6)
"We [John Podesta] walked out of the Oval Office for the last time today, at about ten-thirty, uh, and he was tearing up and he just looked and said, "We did a lotta good, we did a lotta good." Heheh, we did a lotta good."
-- Bill Clinton at his farewell rally at Andrews Air Force Base, January 20th, 2001.
This was after Bush was sworn in. This jerkoff Clinton arranged a rally for himself before he flew off in the 747 un-designated Air Force One to take him home.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 05:13 PM (T0BVJ)
the cat money shot
http://bit.ly/1pLoKN0
sure looks suspicious
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Be careful, kitty.
Posted by: Dennis Hastert at April 28, 2016 05:13 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at April 28, 2016 05:13 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 28, 2016 05:13 PM (pSC/P)
High Speed Rail from 10 miles north of Bakersfield to Fresno is the solution.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2016 05:13 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2016 05:13 PM (e3bId)
Well ... people voted for economic stagnation in 2008 so I think that most are pretty damn happy with this.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 05:14 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:14 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:14 PM (vb33c)
absolutely perfect chance for a barn-burner of a political speech taking TFG, Hillary!, Bernie, and the Dims to task and beating on them mercilessly.
So, who's gonna step up.
Cruz?
Trump?
Katshit?
Place your bets now.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2016 05:15 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 05:15 PM (8ZHTC)
The deliberate fomenting of domestic unrest for political purposes, and the encouragement of violent assaults upon police officers. He's a chart-topper.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 05:15 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Colin at April 28, 2016 05:16 PM (jitap)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:16 PM (qCMvj)
After 35 days of sleepless nights worrying Gore and the Left we're going to steal a presidential election, we were all exhausted.
Bush was finally sworn in, and Bill Clinton still lingered in D.C. for a few more hours and had to get on TV and tell the nation he "did a lotta good" for us.
Clinton made his official Farewell Address in January 18th.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 05:16 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:16 PM (nbrY/)
High Speed Rail from 10 miles north of Bakersfield to Fresno is the solution.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2016 05:13 PM (HgMAr)
***********
Chitty Chitty Bang Choo I Love You!
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit! at April 28, 2016 05:16 PM (mcm0N)
because?
people are still insane almost eight years later.
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:17 PM (L1+sh)
Former Presidents should quietly leave the stage.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2016 05:17 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: MoJoTee at April 28, 2016 05:17 PM (aR8Ih)
Posted by: Mooch at April 28, 2016 05:17 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:17 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 05:17 PM (WavOX)
Which is fine I guess, except when the government is ran by an evil kleptocracy.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:17 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: Joey B. at April 28, 2016 05:17 PM (FohCt)
Posted by: Executive Orders Are Stronger Than Laws at April 28, 2016 05:18 PM (jnRfN)
The chocolate ration has been increased by 3%!!
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 05:18 PM (8ZHTC)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2016 05:18 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:14 PM (FsuaD)
I already plan on getting totally smashed (and I rarely drink) the day he and his carpetbagging family finally leaves the WH. I intend to watch him on t.v, for the very first time, (I've always switched him off immediately the day he took office) the entire coverage.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 05:18 PM (CFc5L)
The one thing he spends the majority of his time on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit! at April 28, 2016 05:18 PM (mcm0N)
And he will do it by cutting waste, fraud, and abuse.
Nothing else, because that offends his voter base.
Posted by: Harun at April 28, 2016 05:18 PM (UBBWX)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (LYCUN)
yes i thought i could drop in on a progressive Yuge Fail, and not a Trump versus Cruz bashathon.
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (L1+sh)
Y'know, I'm actually gonna give him credit on this. He can walk the world stage with a sh!t-eating grin, taunting people who are far superior to him. Really, it's a bit impressive.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (eXTZt)
SCOAMF: "What to do?"
The Tango!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:16 PM (qCMvj)
....................
Dancing with the Czars
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (HgMAr)
We did some damn fine work together and made the country stronger!
Posted by: John Boehner at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 05:18 PM (CFc5L)
biggest party ever over here at my house
might be the first time in decades I'll have more than 2 drinks, lol.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (qCMvj)
It must be so, it cannot be that a D+ student who shroomed through class on the strength of his caramel colored hide and white voice, who had no business being in charge of a bowling league's petty cash, never mind America's economy. It cannot be that Mr. My Schedule starts at 11ish and Ends at 1ish, Because Golf had no economic policy or knowledge and from a position of weakness always played to that weakness by refusing to do his damn job. So we handed the economy to a man who never paid for anything, but, received gifts and special pricing on real estate, along with make work do nothing high dollar jobs so that he and Mooch would be able to talk Street, while firmly ensconced on the Verandah.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (kXoT0)
The one thing he spends the majority of his time on.
And by 'Golf Game' you mean Reggie Love, right?
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (8ZHTC)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (jxbfJ)
If that had been me, I would of refused it with a snicker and said, "You realize I'm going to have to make decisions that will result in people being killed, right? I think I'll pass on looking like a hypocrite. Thanks anyway."
Of course Obama said no such thing.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 28, 2016 05:20 PM (4ErVI)
We did some damn fine work together and made the country stronger!
Posted by: John Boehner at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (7Kbxu)
alongside the first Speaker of Color
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 05:20 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit! at April 28, 2016 05:20 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: John Boehner at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (7Kbxu)
So is your bartender at the country club still trying to poison you?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 28, 2016 05:20 PM (YFFpo)
.
.
.If you subtract Federal Government deficit spending from that you get a negative number. Just sayin.....
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 28, 2016 05:20 PM (iONHu)
What should President Crump / Truz do first?
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:20 PM (nbrY/)
Former Presidents should quietly leave the stage.
Nobody has ever used "class" or "act" in the same sentence as my name. "Unnatural", "sex" and "act" and my name, sure.
Posted by: Barry at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (780X6)
Posted by: Kensington at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (7Kbxu)
The one thing he spends the majority of his time on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:18 PM (FsuaD)
His basketball game sucks, too, and he plays that every day. Remember when he tried some jumpshots for the kids at the White House and went 1 for 23? Then most of the footage got taken off of youtube within hours and the news ended up showing the one shot he made.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: Our Country
Oh yes. Thus my stance that we're not a serious nation anymore.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (zuTLp)
rarely drink) the day he and his carpetbagging family finally leaves the
WH. I intend to watch him on t.v, for the very first time, (I've
always switched him off immediately the day he took office) the entire
coverage.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 05:18 PM (CFc5L)
Remember how Obama's fanbois and gurrlls treated the Bushes as they left the White House? Singing "Na na na na, Na na na na, hey hey, goodbye!" as the helicopter lifted off. Klassy. Just like the grifters who've occupied it the last eight years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2016 05:13 PM (e3bId)
----------------
Buy stock in gun companies now!
Doesn't matter if the price is high. It will only go higher.
Hillary hates guns even more than Barky does.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (eXTZt)
Referring to an earlier thread today, he do raise ass munching and p**p gargling to an art form, do he not?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (780X6)
Yeah I saw that earlier, but there are a lot of "begonia's" around here lately
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 05:22 PM (Ozsfq)
What should President Crump / Truz do first?
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:20 PM (nbrY/)
Shitcan Obamacare. It's preventing people from finding full time work.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 28, 2016 05:22 PM (4ErVI)
The one thing he spends the majority of his time on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
You don't really think the boys and I spend all that time in the woods looking for golf balls do you?
Posted by: Barry at April 28, 2016 05:22 PM (c7vUv)
Yeah, that didn't work out so well huh?
What we really need is kitty McBreadhalo's take on all this.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 05:22 PM (39g3+)
5 is a good thing to this administration, we are now in simpatico with other 3rd world peoples . and that was Obamas goals.
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:22 PM (L1+sh)
So when Hillary becomes president will the economy just start rolling into the negatives?
Posted by: Skip
If it does, it will do it unexpectedly.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 28, 2016 05:23 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (780X6)
I was prepared to drop some truthbombs when I realized it looked like a sock.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 28, 2016 05:23 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 05:23 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:23 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:20 PM (nbrY/)
That's an interesting hypothetical.
What can the president do on his first day that will have the biggest affect on the economy?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 05:24 PM (Zu3d9)
"It's hard to look like a leader when you look like Alibi Ike, the character from a Ring Lardner short story who wasn't a very good baseball player but it was never his fault. This president has blamed George W. Bush, the Japanese tsunami, Greece, the Euro, the Arab Spring, Republicans, the Tea Party, and ultimately James Madison, for giving us the separation of powers, for *all* his problems! And that does not project leadership."
Posted by: JPS at April 28, 2016 05:24 PM (LB6W+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:24 PM (FsuaD)
I firmly believe that he wanted the economy to be bad. He wants America to be a third world slum and he has always picked policy to accomplish that.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 28, 2016 05:24 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Kensington at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (7Kbxu)
The first Recovery Summer was in 2010. We've done so well, we're having seven in a row!
Posted by: Joey B. at April 28, 2016 05:24 PM (FohCt)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05
Yep.
Exhibit 1. Bernie's success.
If it don't burn in the next four years, it won't be long after that.
Posted by: Golfman at April 28, 2016 05:24 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 28, 2016 05:24 PM (ppaKI)
See the point of an opposition party is to degrade the popularity of your supposed political opponent such that his popularity goes down and that of his party goes down so that you can attain leverage in pushing your agenda over his agenda.
This sort of news could make for a lot of opportunity to degrade the popularity of your political opponent.
Instead the fucktarded imbecilles that are the modern day GOP are doing jack and shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 28, 2016 05:25 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:25 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 05:25 PM (8ZHTC)
Okay, no, we're too lazy for that, but we'll give a synchronized disapproving finger wag if you don't give us what we desire.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 05:25 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 05:26 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05
Yep.
Exhibit 1. Bernie's success.
If it don't burn in the next four years, it won't be long after that.
Posted by: Golfman at April 28, 2016 05:24 PM (48QDY)
We live in a Nation of Fuckwits.
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:26 PM (s5o+q)
But hey, why let California get all the billions for rail.
Posted by: Colin at April 28, 2016 05:26 PM (jitap)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 05:24 PM (Zu3d9) "
If it was President Obama back in January of 2009?
Commit suicide.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 05:26 PM (kumBu)
Okay, no, we're too lazy for that, but we'll give a synchronized disapproving finger wag if you don't give us what we desire.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 05:25 PM (kumBu)
I've prepared a quite lugubrious, stentorian sigh.
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:27 PM (s5o+q)
Sign a waver that grants every citizen the right to drop Obamacare.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 05:27 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 28, 2016 05:27 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:28 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 05:28 PM (0LHZx)
========
By God I felt the same way as my ship's voyage neared its conclusion.
Posted by: Captain Edward Smith at April 28, 2016 05:28 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 05:28 PM (8BJMp)
Give Nevergiveup a Flag
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 05:28 PM (Ozsfq)
(Assuming the media wanted it --- and they would.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 05:28 PM (T/5A0)
I just smiled, and realized that yes, these people vote.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:28 PM (zuTLp)
2. Relax restrictions on coal burning power plants.
3. ?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 05:26 PM (Zu3d9)
1. It will take too long to turn that battleship around.
2. Too late. Too many are shut down already.
My#1. Let all the overseas money in.
Posted by: Golfman at April 28, 2016 05:29 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2016 05:29 PM (1BQGO)
It does have to be admitted that the loudly scoffing schtick used by Joey Choo-Choo when debating against Paul Ryan would completely bounce off of Trump. Like trying to use a Super Soaker against a main battle tank.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 05:12 PM (noWW6)
That would be Must-See TV.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2016 05:29 PM (zoehZ)
What should President Crump / Truz do first?
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:20 PM (nbrY/)
_____
It took 15 years to make the mess, it will take 15 (at least) to un make it.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 05:29 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 05:24 PM (Zu3d9) "
one executive order to repeal them all. then drop the mic.
Posted by: x at April 28, 2016 05:29 PM (nFwvY)
I just smiled, and realized that yes, these people vote.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:28 PM (zuTLp)
See? Fuckwits.
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:29 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2016 05:29 PM (e3bId)
Again, any time Obama is in the news and making speeches, doing stuff, his approval rating craters. People love the idea of a black dude as president, but the actual guy annoys and repulses them. So the less he's talking and the less front page news he is, the higher his approval ratings go.
Which basically goes to show you how little the number actually means.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 05:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Our Country
Oh yes. Thus my stance that we're not a serious nation anymore.
you can start by blaming McCain for running a shitty campaign. Imagine your opponent attended a church for 20 years and there was video of the church's reverend cursing America shortly after 9/11... and you say "my friends, you have nothing to fear from an Obama Administration"..?
Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at April 28, 2016 05:30 PM (qSIlh)
Bush's presidency started off interestingly. First thing he did was propose a tax rebate. Second thing he did was lose a spy plane over China and allow China to embarrass the nation over it.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 05:30 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (FsuaD)
Yes. And that is one of the thousand reasons I have hatred in my heart for the fuck-stick.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 05:30 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Idiocracy at April 28, 2016 05:30 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 05:30 PM (T0BVJ)
And the sad part? Those are the good old days? Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 05:31 PM (Ozsfq)
Had a motherboard as well..
Anybody see clockmed the clock boy recently?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 05:31 PM (ptqRm)
You think he's going away? He's basically been out of office for a year now already.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 05:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: x at April 28, 2016 05:29 PM (nFwvY)
One E-O To Repeal Them All, One E-O To Find Them,
One E-O To Bring Them All And In The Darkness BIND THEM!
Posted by: President-Elect Sauron at April 28, 2016 05:31 PM (s5o+q)
Every time
She is near.
Just like me
They long to be
willowed , dear !
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 05:31 PM (8ZHTC)
_____
Yeah but that makes sense if you take a step back. A "bad economy" isn't so bad if you can make $50K a year via welfare.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 05:31 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 05:28 PM (Ozsfq)
I thought DADT was repealed!
Oh....never mind!
Posted by: Emily Litella at April 28, 2016 05:31 PM (Zu3d9)
========
Didja you miss it the other day when he signed that martial law thingee? Until his Narrow Behind and Hers (Spawn 1) and Hers (Spawn 2) and Hers (MIL) and Herself (Mooch) are actually out of the WH without the nuclear codes, I count on nothing.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 28, 2016 05:31 PM (kXoT0)
watch the economies roar in these two states in the coming years...that
will show those red states a thing or two."
Commiefornia's is phased in relatively slowly. Takes till 2022.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 05:32 PM (noWW6)
----------------
I was telling a co-worker yesterday that if Cruz or Trump become prez, it'll only be a temporary reprieve. The next election will be the start of the marxist educated era. Unless there's a miracle somewhere, the absolute destruction of the U.S. will happen around 2025-2030.
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2016 05:32 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 05:32 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2016 05:32 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:33 PM (nbrY/)
You sound pompous and faggy.
Posted by: Idiocracy at April 28, 2016 05:30 PM (m3iiU)
Ah, you have a point. "Fuckwit" has two syllables.
However, I must point out in my defense that "Idiocracy" has four.
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:33 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2016 05:33 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 05:31 PM (ptqRm)
Isn't he still in the ME receiving special attention from the mullahs and imams?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 28, 2016 05:33 PM (kXoT0)
becuase they are L-rds to themselves, wanting all peoples to lick their feet while handing out a nickle .
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:33 PM (L1+sh)
SportsCenter anchor. They've been going full-blast on the SJW shit, may as well have the Chocolate Godking himself officially on board. I mean, he doesn't actually know shit about sports, but that hasn't been a requirement for working at ESPN for at least 20 years.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 05:33 PM (kumBu)
And worse. The fine voters of Arizona keep sending him back to DC.
Posted by: Golfman at April 28, 2016 05:33 PM (48QDY)
Didja you miss it the other day when he signed that martial law thingee?
How is that possible when the Republicans are the controlling lawmakers? Oh wait..
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 05:33 PM (T0BVJ)
I was telling a co-worker yesterday that if Cruz or Trump become prez, it'll only be a temporary reprieve. The next election will be the start of the marxist educated era. Unless there's a miracle somewhere, the absolute destruction of the U.S. will happen around 2025-2030.
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2016 05:32 PM (Fmupd)
Demographic study is boring, I know, but the deck, she is stacked. Conservatives do not have the votes nationally to win. Any salvation will come from the states.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:34 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:34 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 05:33 PM (kumBu)
______
Thank God!!
Posted by: Molly Querin at April 28, 2016 05:34 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Kensington at April 28, 2016 05:21 PM (7Kbxu)
**********
I think we're on our way to The Recovery Decade.
Posted by: We're Turning Japanese, I really think so! at April 28, 2016 05:34 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05
Yep.
Exhibit 1. Bernie's success.
If it don't burn in the next four years, it won't be long after that.
Posted by: Golfman at April 28, 2016 05:24 PM (48QDY)
We live in a Nation of Fuckwits.
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:26 PM (s5o+q)
This is why I now drive defensively, I figure half the people out there are out of their effing minds.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 05:34 PM (CFc5L)
Cruz worked with Kasich's lawyer to make the deal that fell apart.
That makes sense.
No lawyer has ever put a deal together in the history of the world. That's the reason they are a lawyer, because they are genetically incapable of coming to an agreement that benefits both sides.
Deals are made by businessmen. They they instruct their lawyers to put it on paper. Lawyers then do everything in their power to fuck it up. They insist that everyone with 50 miles be fucked in the ass, otherwise it isn't a good "deal".
It's up to the businessmen to muzzle and handcuff these deal-breaking assholes.
Ever tried to sell your house to a lawyer? You would be better off cancelling the insurance and burning it to the ground. Never, ever enter into any transaction with a lawyer.
Just thought I would touch lightly on that.
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 05:34 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2016 05:35 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:34 PM (nbrY/)
I chuckled aloud.
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:35 PM (s5o+q)
Re "not a serious nation anymore"... had a conversation with a 30
something Prog, who seemed "concerned" about the coming election. Then
she said "at least Hillary has a lot of foreign policy experience, and
experience in government".
I just smiled, and realized that yes, these people vote.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:28 PM (zuTLp)
You should have responded, "Ambassador Chris Stevens and several former SEALs would like to have a word with you. Oh, wait...."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:35 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2016 05:32 PM (Fmupd)
Demographic study is boring, I know, but the deck, she is stacked. Conservatives do not have the votes nationally to win. Any salvation will come from the states.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:34 PM (zuTLp)
Yup, short of a cataclysmic event, we are doomed. So it's doomed or doomed?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 05:35 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:34 PM (zuTLp)
_____
Sure, we'll get right on that,
Posted by: Hundreds of Obama Appointed Judges at April 28, 2016 05:35 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2016 05:35 PM (HgMAr)
Now there's a cheery thought ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 05:36 PM (Ozsfq)
However, I must point out in my defense that "Idiocracy" has four.-----filbert
That was a movie line quote. Just making sure you know it wasn't a slam or anything.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 28, 2016 05:36 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:33 PM (nbrY/)
A big bowl of kale should fix that right up, vm....
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:36 PM (zuTLp)
But hey! We got Bergdahl back didn't we?
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2016 05:35 PM (HgMAr)
And the fact that the coward is still living makes my head feel 'slodey.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:36 PM (FsuaD)
whoa. sounds like work. he's too lazy for that.
Posted by: x at April 28, 2016 05:36 PM (nFwvY)
You guys.
Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2016 05:37 PM (51YEm)
However, I must point out in my defense that "Idiocracy" has four.-----filbert
That was a movie line quote. Just making sure you know it wasn't a slam or anything.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 28, 2016 05:36 PM (+aCe4)
I was sitting back in my chair, contemplating Morons working through "Idiocracy's" syllables on their fingers, and going . . .
Wait a minute!
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:37 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:37 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:37 PM (FsuaD)
Yes and this is why I say go to war with Mexico invade their country. And then build condos. Because if I'm going to live in a socialist Nation I want a condo in Cabo.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 05:38 PM (8ZHTC)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:38 PM (zuTLp)
American aircraft operating in international airspace gets rammed by a recklessly flown Chinese fighter jet, with the only option to save the crew of the badly damaged and barely flyable plane (a crew who had no ejection seats or other means of escape) being to make an emergency landing on Chinese soil.
I carry no brief for Dubya, but this "lose a spy plane over China" charge is unfactual, ahistorical horse puckey.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 05:38 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Colin at April 28, 2016 05:38 PM (jitap)
2. Relax restrictions on coal burning power plants.
3. ?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 05:26 PM (Zu3d9)
yep. unfucking things is not so hard, now fixing things is another story.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:38 PM (vb33c)
Deals are made by businessmen. They they instruct their lawyers to put it on paper. Lawyers then do everything in their power to fuck it up. They insist that everyone with 50 miles be fucked in the ass, otherwise it isn't a good "deal".
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 05:34 PM (Zs4uk)
____
Heh!
I have a law firm for a client. Usually the agreements I sign with clients are straight forward a couple of pages long, says I will do this for you, you will pay me this much money. Never had an issue.
Except with this law firm. Every fucking word of the contract had to be scrutinized and changed. The 2-3 page contract grew to 8 pages. I was almost at the fuck off, hire someone else stage. But then I figrued, fuck it, I'll just bill them a bunch of extra hours and given they're lawyers who bill everyone tons of phantom hours, they'll expect it.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 05:38 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:37 PM (FsuaD)
In the aisle specificially, or in a cooler beside the aisle?
Details matter.
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:38 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:39 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: Colin at April 28, 2016 05:38 PM (jitap)
____
Can you say $10 Big Mac Meal? I know you can!! That's who it will work.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 05:39 PM (0LHZx)
Details matter.
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:38 PM (s5o+q)
In the cooler. heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:39 PM (FsuaD)
LIVs love them some McInsane. AZ Conservatives despise him.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 28, 2016 05:40 PM (m3iiU)
I drive offensively. I weave, change lanes unannounced, brake check, etc.
Tends to scare the shit out of people and keep them far away.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 05:40 PM (WavOX)
I carry no brief for Dubya, but this "lose a spy plane over China" charge is unfactual, ahistorical horse puckey.
Don't get bent out of shape because of phrasing -- it's only a stupid comment thread, not the Congressional Record.
But everything that happens under a leader is his responsibility.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 05:40 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: Colin at April 28, 2016 05:38 PM (jitap)
1. fast food in nyc is the worst fast food in the nation.
2. most fast food employees are illegal immigrants or recent immigrants working for family owned businesses.
3. fast food in nyc has brutal competition from one off delis that will ruin their high wage competitors.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:40 PM (vb33c)
My somewhat serious prediction about Obama's post-presidency career?
....................
Cokehead Butt Pirate is a career?
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2016 05:40 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 28, 2016 05:40 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:38 PM (vb33c)
Unfucking things is easy. Problem is we've got all these fucked-up people running the country . . . and voting . . . that need to be somehow unfucked.
This is a non-trivial problem.
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:40 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 05:41 PM (8ZHTC)
One of my bff's has a place outside Cabo. You don't even want to know about the crime.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:41 PM (FsuaD)
____
Can you say $10 Big Mac Meal? I know you can!! That's who it will work.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 05:39 PM (0LHZx)
Yeah, but it's evil bad food, so if theey go out of business, the unemployed can go to work at Starbucks. See? Economics... nothing to it!
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:42 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:40 PM (vb33c)
____
There's a deli exemption in the $15 law?
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 05:42 PM (0LHZx)
This is a non-trivial problem.
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:40 PM (s5o+q)
now you are into fixing things, which is a lot harder.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:42 PM (vb33c)
This means that 0.5% could end up being anything between -0.6% to 1.6%, which in turn renders that value meaningless.
Posted by: Francis Bacon at April 28, 2016 05:42 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2016 05:42 PM (DL2i+)
hope you , spouse, and son are doing well?
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:42 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:42 PM (nbrY/)
That whole spy plane fiasco was bush league for the U.S. Navy. Should never have happened.
There's plenty of blame to go around but the buck stops at the president's desk.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 05:43 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 05:43 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 28, 2016 05:43 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2016 05:43 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: El Chapo at April 28, 2016 05:43 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:43 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:44 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 28, 2016 05:44 PM (m3iiU)
Everyone knows Chinese can't drive. If I see a Chinese in a fighter jet, I'm steering clear.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 05:44 PM (T0BVJ)
There's a deli exemption in the $15 law?
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 05:42 PM (0LHZx)
no but they will not follow the law, just like they break half the laws already.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:45 PM (vb33c)
One of my bff's has a place outside Cabo. You don't even want to know about the crime.
>>>>
This why we ahould seize it by force. Hell the entire population is fleeing to the US .
They will probably greet us as liberators waving flags in the streets.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 05:45 PM (8ZHTC)
Posted by: Enemy of the State at April 28, 2016 05:45 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:45 PM (L1+sh)
Cabo...nice place to visit (and never leave the hotel compound). It's
dry so you're at the beach without the humidity. It's a weird thing but
cool.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 05:43 PM (0LHZx)
Last time I visited BFF there, we were walking on the beach. Found a syringe in the sand. And it wasn't the first one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:45 PM (FsuaD)
I drive offensively. I weave, change lanes unannounced, brake check, etc.
Tends to scare the shit out of people and keep them far away.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 05:40 PM (WavOX)
It's almost cliche, I see it so often, the gray-haired woman going the wrong-way down an aisle in a parking lot, or backing out with a zoom without looking behind her - a Prius, with/without Co-exist bumper sticker.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 05:45 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Idiocracy at April 28, 2016 05:45 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2016 05:45 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Don Quixote at April 28, 2016 05:45 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Fewenuff at April 28, 2016 05:46 PM (T/sbU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:45 PM (FsuaD)
____
Meh. There's nasty shit on every beach in the world.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 05:46 PM (0LHZx)
4/20 was last week, you should be ok by now.
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2016 05:46 PM (DL2i+)
Jane, happy you and yours are well, i'm still floundering, but feeling living again is possible. so not all bad right?
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:45 PM (L1+sh)
{{{{hugs}}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:46 PM (FsuaD)
I think I'm going to start taking drugs.
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2016 05:43 PM (e3bId)
...................
You really shouldn't, they're bad for you.
Posted by: the artist formerly known as alive at April 28, 2016 05:47 PM (HgMAr)
Yeah when you're paying ten bucks for a sandwich anyway, why not get a really good one?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 05:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 05:42 PM (0LHZx)
well, the california law is for firms with 25 or more employees by 2022 and everyeone else by 2023.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:47 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:47 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 28, 2016 05:44 PM (m3iiU)
It's the new Jean-Luc test . . .
THERE . . . ARE . . . FOUR . . . SYLLABLES!!!
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:47 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: DaveA
I know right? Would it be too much to ask for the lazy bastard to just golf, smoke blunts, and play 'tiddly-winks' with Reggie?
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2016 05:47 PM (oiNtH)
324 Ok , I feel better now.
Is there Doritos-flavored kale?
Posted by: @votermom at April
Oh, no doubt... At Whole effing Foods, next to the steak flavored kelp. Sold to you by the strange vegetarian misfit in the knit cap.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:47 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 05:48 PM (iQIUe)
glad to know you and yours are doing well.
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:48 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2016 05:49 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Udder Cluaterfuq at April 28, 2016 05:49 PM (uUhhd)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at April 28, 2016 05:49 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Chamber of Commerce at April 28, 2016 05:49 PM (MJuTN)
One of my bff's has a place outside Cabo. You don't even want to know about the crime.
.......................
That's because there are no lawns for them to mow.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2016 05:49 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:49 PM (vb33c)
This does not exclude the possibility that what he is backing is for Travis County to secede from the rest of Texas.
By the way, out here in Commiefornia, in the SF Bay Area, I saw another glimmer-of-hope bumper sticker.
Ronald Reagan, saying, "AVENGE ME!!!"
Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 05:49 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Fewenuff at April 28, 2016 05:50 PM (T/sbU)
Posted by: Golfman at April 28, 2016 05:50 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:50 PM (L1+sh)
The vid linked on the sideboob of ContesTED Cruz's encounter with a dope is pretty good.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 05:50 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 05:51 PM (CFc5L)
They've already started rolling out ordering kiosks in Manhattan and are actively testing full scale automation.
You'll see McDonalds of the future go from 30-60 personnel per location to 10-30 per location.
This $15.00 minimum wage is going to be a bloodbath for low skilled service industry employees.
They are going to find out that the real minimum wage is $0.00 real quick.
On the other hand they will probably make infinately more on welfare.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 28, 2016 05:51 PM (WVvzl)
Tends to scare the shit out of people and keep them far away.<<<
I brake checked a dude who was tailgating me like I had a gold bar hanging out of my ass, but he was having none of it. I almost felt sorry for the guy when I swerved into the next lane and he hit a stranded car in the intersection at 50mph. Sucks to be you, brah.
Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2016 05:51 PM (51YEm)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 05:46 PM (0LHZx)
*********
Well every beach that you've seen.
Posted by: We're Turning Japanese, I really think so! at April 28, 2016 05:51 PM (mcm0N)
That can cheer a person right up, it can.
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:51 PM (s5o+q)
MODERN PROBLEMS: I want all the perks of maternity leave -- without having any kids.
in other words, I want 12 weeks paid time off every year. plus my regular two weeks vacation.
Think of all the jobs that would create!
Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at April 28, 2016 05:51 PM (qSIlh)
Ah you first
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 05:52 PM (Ozsfq)
Last time I visited BFF there, we were walking on the beach. Found a syringe in the sand. And it wasn't the first one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Lot of diabetics.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 28, 2016 05:52 PM (k4M/B)
THERE . . . ARE . . . FOUR . . . SYLLABLES!!!-------filbert
Will punishment for the "wrong" answer be given?
Posted by: Idiocracy at April 28, 2016 05:52 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:50 PM (L1+sh)
sure but their reuben is $20
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:52 PM (vb33c)
In the Straits is a small fishing village which will trade crabs for cartons of cigarettes.
Down around Punta Arenas
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 05:52 PM (ptqRm)
Yahoo is now promoting the Obama movie. The one about how he and the mooch met. That ought to be good and honest.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 05:51 PM (CFc5L)
Gag. Ace should post a thread on it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:52 PM (FsuaD)
>>>>>
No,no.
You are all missing the point.
If we invaded and capture it, it will no longer be Mexico.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 05:52 PM (8ZHTC)
Posted by: Idiocracy at April 28, 2016 05:52 PM (m3iiU)
Of course.
Posted by: Your Betters at April 28, 2016 05:53 PM (s5o+q)
Always wear flipflops on the beach, even in the water.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 05:53 PM (T0BVJ)
I would say something about Miss Jane Goodall, and her work, but I don't do that sort of thing....
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:53 PM (zuTLp)
Before the Chinese fighter rammed the American reconnaissance plane, they did issue a challenge via radio.
"You been here fou-ah how-ah! You go now!!!"
Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 05:53 PM (noWW6)
I am getting anything and everything done this year.
I have an Obamacare policy with Bllue Cross Blue Shield.
$200 deductible. $700 out of pocket maximum. $34.88 / month premium.
They think that we are idiots incapable of "playing the system."
I am try to bankrupt the system. The house is paid off. I am pulling the minimum SEPP income from the IRA.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2016 05:53 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 05:53 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 28, 2016 05:53 PM (m3iiU)
Their security guard was kidnapped and held for ransom.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:53 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: willow at April 28, 2016 05:54 PM (L1+sh)
Tends to scare the shit out of people and keep them far away.
I brake checked a dude who was tailgating me like I had a gold bar hanging out of my ass, but he was having none of it. I almost felt sorry for the guy when I swerved into the next lane and he hit a stranded car in the intersection at 50mph. Sucks to be you, brah.
Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2016 05:51 PM (51YEm)
not sure the crazy ivan works as well on the freeway as in a seawolf sub.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:54 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 05:54 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at April 28, 2016 05:54 PM (NuElX)
That can cheer a person right up, it can."
Tye VIA family evening time last night was spent watching the entire hour and a half UMass event.
Then about another two hours of Louder with Crowder.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 05:54 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:53 PM (zuTLp)
What would you say about going with "a David Attenborough narration" though?
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:54 PM (s5o+q)
"You been here fou-ah how-ah! You go now!!!"
Probably more accurate of the actual events than you'd guess.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 05:55 PM (T0BVJ)
I could always eat out the house in 57 minutes.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2016 05:55 PM (1ijHg)
That clueless twit will be everywhere preaching at us. Worse than the Bitch herself. At least Hillary has some criminal cred, has made her bones, ruined lives, shed some blood.
That spoiled brat is a prissy little Nothing.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 05:56 PM (T/5A0)
I thought Preventative was no charge under the Great One's Great Plan.
Posted by: Golfman at April 28, 2016 05:56 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at April 28, 2016 05:54 PM (NuElX)
who is remaking the manchurian candidate?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:56 PM (vb33c)
Gag. Ace should post a thread on it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:52 PM (FsuaD)
Didn't one of them say they met at law firm and the other said they met at a protest march, or something like that? I don't remember, but I know they were completely different stories. I wonder what lie they went with.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 05:56 PM (CFc5L)
(Yes, I denounce myself in advance)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 05:57 PM (kumBu)
Eva Mendes' brother died. They are having a gofundme to support his children.
oy vey
That's Hebrew for "good grief."
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 05:57 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 05:57 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 05:53 PM (zuTLp)
What would you say about going with "a David Attenborough narration" though?
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:54 PM (s5o+q)
Jane Goodall? yep... had a big crush on Jethro...
Posted by: Jeb Clampet at April 28, 2016 05:57 PM (qf6WZ)
It just scared the shit out of me and pissed off the asshole behind me.
No thanks. I go the speed that I am comfortable with going and pull over at the earliest chance.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2016 05:58 PM (1ijHg)
Their security guard was kidnapped and held for ransom.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:53 PM (FsuaD)
-------------------------------------------
Was he released?
I'm such a philistine I want to laugh, I confess, but I can't if the poor guy hasn't been released.
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 05:59 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 05:59 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2016 05:59 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 05:56 PM (vb33c)
Fanatically power-hungry woman who uses Communism as a tool to seize control over everyone? That's Hilary's life story.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 28, 2016 05:59 PM (7qAYi)
Does anyone know when the movie about Presdent bama will be released ??????
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt
......................
It already was, I think it was called Pineapple Express or something.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2016 05:59 PM (HgMAr)
It just scared the shit out of me and pissed off the asshole behind me.
No thanks. I go the speed that I am comfortable with going and pull over at the earliest chance.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2016 05:58 PM (1ijHg)
I used to do that too.
Now, I don't trust the sumbitches to slow down . . . I figure if I kept doing it, sombody would just ram me, and he/she/it wouldn't have insurance anyway.
So now I drive my car the way I used to ride my motorcycle--I just assume everyone else on the road is indeed trying to kill me.
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 06:00 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 06:00 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt
......................
It already was, I think it was called Pineapple Express or something.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2016 05:59 PM (HgMAr)
Manchurian Candidate
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 28, 2016 06:00 PM (dBmVV)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 05:51 PM (CFc5L)
-------------------------------------------------------
And Yahoo can't figure out why they're going out of business
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 06:01 PM (/m8T6)
Their security guard was kidnapped and held for ransom.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 05:53 PM (FsuaD)
never ever go to mexico. florida, hawaii, puerto rico, guam, no reason to go to mexico.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 06:01 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 06:01 PM (ptqRm)
We do not like the truths he sez
We do not like him when we twitter
Or when we're playing with our putters
We do not like him with our spray tans
We do not like his Constitut-shan
We do not like he calls us phonys
Just because we do it Crony
Say, I DO like that gal called Hillary
She doesn't deserve to be pilloried
We'll give her money at her Foundation
Invite her to all our celebrations
We would cut deals in the House
Doesn't Nancy look like a mouse?
We will cut deals here or there
We'll cut deals in our underwear
We'll cut deals, you can believe me
And I'll deal you out like Megyn Kelly
We'll cut deals while we chat on twitter
We'll cut deals that make our hearts pitter
Forgot to say "Mexico" in my big speech
Did you think I really meant it, you silly bitch?
We don't really mind Obama
He doesn't cause us any trauma
But we don't like that Cruz's Freedom
We play our games and Carly sees 'em
We want to put them in a box
With our helpers:
CNN and FOX!
Posted by: The Boehner/Trump/Clinton Axis of Uni-Party at April 28, 2016 06:02 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 05:32 PM (Ozsfq)
--------------------------------------------------
Congratulations!
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 06:02 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 28, 2016 06:02 PM (ppaKI)
*Apparently* it is illegal to whack those that deserve it. So since I don't get to take it to it's logical conclusion, why bother?
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 28, 2016 06:03 PM (0x/TW)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 06:01 PM (/m8T6)
Plus, every day they feature some end of the world story about the effects of global warming. Every day. Many times two stories.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 06:03 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 28, 2016 06:02 PM (ppaKI)
which is why you should never ever go to mexico
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 06:03 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo
Hey, I'm wearing my newest wicked weasel bikini.
Posted by: Fat Bastard's Fatter Sister at April 28, 2016 06:04 PM (c7vUv)
living in Mexico for five years. She told me the people are wonderful
but the government is impossibly corrupt and non-functional.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Which is totally different from the United States, where the people are generally assholes, and the government is crooked and full of thugs.
Hey, that Mexico place doesn't sound half bad, now? Take your guns.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at April 28, 2016 06:08 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 06:11 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
The only quarters Obama is focused on are Reggie's hind ones.
Posted by: Barky McFukklehead at April 28, 2016 06:21 PM (QdAXQ)
I was sitting back in my chair, contemplating Morons working through "Idiocracy's" syllables on their fingers, and going . . .
Wait a minute!
Posted by: filbert at April 28, 2016 05:37 PM (s5o+q)
*nervously looks around for filbert's camera*
Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 06:28 PM (780X6)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2016 06:31 PM (ej28x)
From the GP link:
"Assuming 2.67% RGDP growth for 2016, Obama will leave office having produced an average of 1.55% growth."
In honor of this Affirmative Action Achievement, I propose that coins made of crushed Colt 45 Malt Liquor cans be minted and named "The Obama".
Exit Question: How many "Chavezes" (the Crushed Soda Can Coins of Venezuela ) will equal 1 "Obama"? We gotta have an exchange rate ...
Posted by: Brutus Jones at April 28, 2016 06:39 PM (FlRtG)
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