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Cruz: The Alliance With the Idiot Prick John Kasich Is Dead

Kasich needed Cruz to win Indiana as much as Cruz needed that -- both men's only hope relies on a contested convention, and a contested convention requires someone other than Trump to win Indiana.

But Kasich immediately repudiated their alliance and began making noises that he was competing there as hard as ever.

For some reason. Probably because he's a prick, and he's dumb, and has an ego more bloated than his stomach after all that disgusting eating.

Now Cruz acknowledges the reality of the situation: You can't trust the son of a federally-employed mailman to deliver anything.

Alliance is over.

Posted by: Ace at 03:43 PM




Comments

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1 Good, I'll get the others

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 03:43 PM (8BJMp)

2 Karate chop him, Ted!

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 28, 2016 03:44 PM (43OZ6)

3 Lyin' Ted. Not a nice guy. Can't make good deals.

Posted by: Flyguy at April 28, 2016 03:45 PM (jPzM7)

4 Kasich voters must be truly fucked up people

Posted by: Lemonjello Hogleg at April 28, 2016 03:45 PM (n5rgm)

5 Lucifer, I mean Ted isn't having a very good day.....

Posted by: donna at April 28, 2016 03:45 PM (O2RFr)

6
Kasich is pretty much Johnny Ola.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 03:45 PM (T0BVJ)

7 Another Cruz lapse of judgment. How long before Fiorina becomes the next casualty?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2016 03:46 PM (O0lVq)

8 Even Jeb! can't fix it.

Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Hay-bb!) at April 28, 2016 03:46 PM (ml1PM)

9 It feels like there should be a Survivor reference in there. Is that still a thing?

Posted by: Flyguy at April 28, 2016 03:46 PM (jPzM7)

10 So is Kasich just burnig through cash and good will because he likes the smell of smoke?

His actions are puzzling, at best.

Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2016 03:47 PM (sNYFR)

11 After 8 years of Obama all I was hoping for was a president that didn't make me feel ill. I set my bar too high.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 03:47 PM (/tuJf)

12 Katshit is that annoying squirrel in the attic.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2016 03:47 PM (Fmupd)

13 Well, I was heading out to Publix, but had to add this:

Never trust a guy who jabbers in public with his mouth full of food.

It's disgusting.

That is all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 03:47 PM (FsuaD)

14 Kasich is like Trump. They are both liberal dems at heart. Wasn't it just a couple of days ago that he said something like "I wish republicans would warm up to the ideas of democrats"?

Cruz has both Trump and Katshit trying to undermine him.

Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 03:47 PM (aRUb8)

15 John,

Come home, son, come home.

Sincerely.

Posted by: The Boehner/Trump/Clinton Axis of Uni-Party at April 28, 2016 03:48 PM (Ndje9)

16 Never trust a man who didn't like Fargo.

Posted by: AD at April 28, 2016 03:48 PM (J3JY/)

17 This is what happens when amateurs try to make a deal.

Leave the dealmaking to the expert.

Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 03:48 PM (Zs4uk)

18

Idiot Prick


much shorter than lumpy potato faced limp dick, which what I have been using

Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 03:48 PM (zOTsN)

19 SMOD, you're our only hope.

Posted by: ScottJ at April 28, 2016 03:48 PM (kEFn+)

20 What a relief! The impediment has been removed. The sidebar snarks about how Kasich is really a Trump helper can resume.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2016 03:49 PM (R+30W)

21
I feel bad Cruz. He's been getting hit from all sides for the last 4 years, including the piece of shit "conservatives" who abandoned him during his obamacare filibuster in 2013.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 03:49 PM (T0BVJ)

22 OK, but what does crying Boehner say about it?

Posted by: USA at April 28, 2016 03:49 PM (tfM+W)

23 At first I thought this was about Cruz...

"For some reason. Probably because he's a prick, and he's dumb, and has
an ego more bloated than his stomach after all that disgusting eating."

Until I got to the end.

Why is Kasich the 'prick' and 'dumb,' but Cruz cannot be these things for agreeing to the same silly pact?

Posted by: K-E at April 28, 2016 03:49 PM (Fa5m9)

24 Politicians. Go figure. Like Game of Thrones, without boobies.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 03:49 PM (zuTLp)

25

Daily Mail has the most delightful picture of Kasich's brother

looks like the unibombers pot dealer

Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 03:49 PM (zOTsN)

26 Neither rain, not sleet, nor snow.... Ah fuck it.

Posted by: wooga at April 28, 2016 03:49 PM (fnK0F)

27 His actions are puzzling, at best.

Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2016 03:47 PM (sNYFR)

Not really. He is trying to block Cruz.

Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 03:50 PM (aRUb8)

28 24 Politicians. Go figure. Like Game of Thrones, without boobies.

And with even more penis!

Posted by: wooga at April 28, 2016 03:50 PM (fnK0F)

29 That was one of the dumbest agreements in political history anyway. What exactly was Cruz going to gain from it?

It was a stumble, but he's gotten up again and is moving on. We'll see how it turns out.

Both he and Trump seem deluded enough to think that the GOPe will allow either one to be the nominee.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 03:50 PM (39g3+)

30 Bust a deal, face the wheel

Posted by: brak at April 28, 2016 03:51 PM (MJuTN)

31 >>This is what happens when amateurs try to make a deal.
>Leave the dealmaking to the expert.
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 03:48 PM


I'm pretty sure you can take a course in that at Trump University!

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 03:51 PM (etV2e)

32 Trump woke up this morning. There is always something to hang your hat on.

Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at April 28, 2016 03:51 PM (qSIlh)

33
It's clear now, isn't it?

The GOP is helping Cruz just enough to hurt Trump. The GOP is also helping Kasich limp along to keep a leash on Cruz.

Once again, the GOP is fucking YOU over with their manipulations.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 03:51 PM (T0BVJ)

34 Well, this makes it all the more likely that the GOPe are going to pull some shit at the convention.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 28, 2016 03:51 PM (KUaJL)

35
Embargo on!

Who run Bartertown?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2016 03:51 PM (BK3ZS)

36 Hey, there's a sammich!

Posted by: John Kasich at April 28, 2016 03:52 PM (k4M/B)

37 This got Willowed in the last thread:

Of course, all of this means nothing because according to Sen. Cruz there is no alliance with John Kasich, and it seems the last ditch "pissing-their-pants" movement to Draft Mattis never asked the general if he was interested.

So this all winds down to the voters in the primaries while people here sling their last loads of bitterness at the people that are closest to them for the unspeakable crime of having a different opinion.

Going to have to switch to the Summer General Campaign Stock soon.

Bitch towels, recrimination sauce, red whines, scandal sandals, itty-bitty-teeny-weeny-blamey-bikinis...all the usual.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 03:53 PM (hLRSq)

38 One bit of good news today. Bernie is giving it up.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2016 03:53 PM (Fmupd)

39 Of course the Pubs will pull some shit. That's all they ever do. Would be totally out of character for them to be transparent avout anything.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 03:53 PM (zuTLp)

40 Kasich was disavowing the deal the morning after it was announce and angrily spewing half-chewed breakfast at the reporters who asked him about it.

The deal died of Infant Deal Syndrome.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 03:53 PM (1xUj/)

41
Why is Kasich the 'prick' and 'dumb,' but Cruz cannot be these things for agreeing to the same silly pact?


Posted by: K-E at April 28, 2016 03:49 PM (Fa5m9)
Because Kasich is a dumb prick...and may I add, has a history of being liberal dumb prick? Oh!...and an arrogant dumb prick.

Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 03:53 PM (aRUb8)

42 Kasich's eating is more disgusting than Lyin' Ted's face! I have a great mind, just ask me about it some time. Dumb Dora.

Posted by: Donald Trump at April 28, 2016 03:53 PM (LYCUN)

43 I'm pretty sure you can take a course in that at Trump University!

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 03:51 PM (etV2e)


Want to see the results when a dealmaker does it?

Go replay the video of Christie and Carson after they dropped out. Like puppies waiting for a bone.

Cruz and Kasich couldn't negotiate something that would hold together for a week.

Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 03:54 PM (Zs4uk)

44 Bernie is giving it up.

He's at a rally in Oregon right now making a stump speech.

Bernie isn't giving up he's just cutting back on his staff. Apparently socialism really does only work until you run out of other peoples' money.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 03:54 PM (39g3+)

45
38 One bit of good news today. Bernie is giving it up.
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2016 03:53 PM (Fmupd)
He'll always have Vermont, and Ms Cloggenstein.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 03:54 PM (zuTLp)

46 Politicians. Go figure. Like Game of Thrones, without boobies.


GOPe - Your One Stop Shopping Place for Floppy Wieners.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2016 03:54 PM (0cMkb)

47 Jim Inhofe has said he hopes Kasich is Trumps veep, said this four days ago

says Kasich is one of the smartest people he knows


wouldnt that be interesting

Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 03:55 PM (zOTsN)

48
A robot dressed up as a panda with a bomb and got shot by cops. Developing...

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 03:55 PM (T0BVJ)

49 With Kasich still thrashing around in this clown show, you'd think the GOPe would be embarrassed by now.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2016 03:55 PM (UzPAd)

50 It seems to me that #NeverTrump couldn't lead sailors to a brothel.

Perhaps this is what the GOP needs, a real good cleaning out of the Good Old Boy network starting with a repudiation like this.

Bugger it has to be at this time, but that's life in Mordor for ya.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 03:55 PM (hLRSq)

51 For those that can stomach it NYT magazine has an interview with Obama on his stellar economic legacy. You know it is a propaganda piece when the "reporter" starts off mentioning Obama's "prodigious skills as an orator".. Everything that followed is pretty much just as delusional, especially the lies about the deficit. The 'mere' $400-500 billion deficit being reported is a deception/accounting trick as the total debt continues to increase at nearly $1 trillion yearly. Of course, the barking seals in the comments section believe very word and applaud until they pass out or their hands are bloody stumps.

WASTF.

Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2016 03:55 PM (1BQGO)

52 I'm just going to heave this into the thread here because I feel like watching the Horde burn.


Per Rasmusssen, Clinton and Trump tied among likely voters.

http://bit.ly/1VWBDBW



Annnnnnnd go!

Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 28, 2016 03:55 PM (mf5HN)

53 So Ted was wrong again.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 03:55 PM (jVvcc)

54 The announcement of this 'strategy' might have been the single dumbest mistake by either campaign.

Way to read the people.

Posted by: Community Organizer at April 28, 2016 03:55 PM (9VLhN)

55 Allahu ackbar!!

O Allah, please to be letting the Peshmerga rockets come and the bullets be hitting me!! Inshallah!! I can no longer take Abu Hajaar with his casings hitting me and Abu Abdullah roasting me with the backblast!! Bring me the swift death and let me roll around in the dust crying to you, allahu ackbar!!

Yours in faith,
Abu Headcam, Republican Voter

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2016 03:55 PM (ej28x)

56 Kasich Kinda looks like a Dick Tracy villain. Also looks like a dick.

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at April 28, 2016 03:55 PM (ucB75)

57 The fact Cruz was gullible enough to make a deal with Katshit should raise YUUUGE red flags for everyone. If he can get snookered by Katshit, how the fuck will he out maneuver Chuck Shumer or Hairy Reed?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 03:56 PM (0LHZx)

58 Idiot prick is unfair.
In fact, most dicks have a mind of their own.

Posted by: USA at April 28, 2016 03:56 PM (tfM+W)

59 Inhofe is supporting Kasich so Trump will pick him as veep

WTF Oklahoma

Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 03:56 PM (zOTsN)

60 Well, Sanders can do what he wants, I ain't returning the three dollars I gave him for his soul.

Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at April 28, 2016 03:56 PM (qSIlh)

61 Link to the panda shooting


http://cbsloc.al/23agP9c

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 03:56 PM (ptqRm)

62 Presdent Obama should remain Presdent because everyone loves him and he has brought unemployment down to 5% when Bush had near 30%. Bush lied and Presdent Obama had to fix his lies. We hate Bush and demand Presdent Obama do something about Bush and the damage he has done to this Countray !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at April 28, 2016 03:56 PM (NuElX)

63 Hey, come back here you stupid ant!

Posted by: Bernard Sanders at April 28, 2016 03:56 PM (k8tEg)

64 >>Want to see the results when a dealmaker does it?


He ends up on trial for Fraud?

He ends up hiding behind Bankruptcy Law?

He can't release his Taxes because it would prove he's always been lying about his net worth for decades?

...

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 03:56 PM (etV2e)

65 Cruz has both Trump and Katshit trying to undermine him.


Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 03:47 PM (aRUb


No they are not out to undermine him. Trump and Kasich are opponents of Cruz for the nomination. There is no betrayal by Trump and only a whisper of one by Kasich.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 03:57 PM (hLRSq)

66 Trump is going to be the nominee.

He's going to win Indiana.

He will get to 1252.

I called it, write it down.

The only question remaining is his running mate.

I had hoped for a Trump/Cruz but this little stunt by Cruz and naming a VP before he's the nominee all but eliminates that outcome.

So Trump/Cotton 2016 - GOTTERDAMARUNGG NOW!!

Posted by: Kreplach at April 28, 2016 03:57 PM (3MZBD)

67 it was a stupid and weak idea from the beginning...i felt like i was watching a survivor episode where the tribe was going to throw the challenge so they could vote someone off......it never works...........made me like cruz less.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 28, 2016 03:57 PM (0O7c5)

68
Annnnnnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 28, 2016 03:55 PM (mf5HN)

Eviil, AtC... watching slap fights....

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 03:57 PM (zuTLp)

69 One bit of good news today. Bernie is giving it up.
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2016 03:53 PM (Fmupd)

Why is that good news?. I was hoping he would bleed support from Hillary and get the Leftists annoyed at her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2016 03:57 PM (w4NZ8)

70 Per Rasmusssen, Clinton and Trump tied among likely voters.

http://bit.ly/1VWBDBW

____

I saw this as a Trump guy.....Rasmussen polls are pretty much worthless. I'm not saying Trump can't beat the hag, just saying I don't trust anything any Rasmussen poll says.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 03:57 PM (0LHZx)

71 Many pundits are sure the leftists who say their boycotting Bernie or Hillary are full of crap, they will all lockstep to the polling booth to vote for whatever leftists is put up.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 03:57 PM (8BJMp)

72 He is such a dick.

Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 03:58 PM (yEyxB)

73
Why are cops shooting pandas?

#pandalivesmatter

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 03:58 PM (T0BVJ)

74 Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2016 03:55 PM (1BQGO)

When someone has the guts to tally up the tab of President Fuck-stick it is going to be a real heart-breaker.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 28, 2016 03:58 PM (CFc5L)

75 Cruz will not agree to be Trumps veep, neither will Cotton


Crist or Kasich

Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 03:58 PM (zOTsN)

76 44 Bernie is giving it up.

He's at a rally in Oregon right now making a stump speech.

Bernie isn't giving up he's just cutting back on his staff. Apparently socialism really does only work until you run out of other peoples' money.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 03:54 PM (39g3+)


-----------------

Well crap. Oh, wait. Your right. And that crazy fat bitch is with him today.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2016 03:58 PM (Fmupd)

77 69 One bit of good news today. Bernie is giving it up.
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2016 03:53 PM (Fmupd)

____

He is? Last I read he was still going to fight in Cali.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 03:58 PM (0LHZx)

78 Why are cops shooting pandas?


The panda was an unlicensed sexbot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 03:58 PM (1xUj/)

79 Vote for me because my father was a fucking postman and Jesus told me to expand medicaid!

Posted by: John Kasich at April 28, 2016 03:59 PM (LYCUN)

80 Kasich Kinda looks like a Dick Tracy villain.


Hands up, Potato Puss!

Posted by: Dick Tracy Arresting John Kasich at April 28, 2016 03:59 PM (0cMkb)

81 >>Annnnnnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 28, 2016 03:55 PM (mf5HN)



You are almost as Cruel as you are Lovely, Empress.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 03:59 PM (etV2e)

82 The fact Cruz was gullible enough to make a deal with Katshit should raise YUUUGE red flags for everyone.

The fact that this was immediately repudiated by Kasich the next day makes me wonder if any of it was ever true?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 03:59 PM (39g3+)

83 >>If he can get snookered by Katshit, how the fuck will he out maneuver Chuck Shumer or Hairy Reed?

Given that Reid is retiring that wouldn't have been much of an issue and since Trump is the likely nominee the question is how will Trump out maneuver Schumer, the guy he had donated to.

I'm going to get tired of all that winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 03:59 PM (/tuJf)

84 The longer Bernie stays in the longer Hillary will have to campaign

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 03:59 PM (8BJMp)

85 The deal died of Infant Deal Syndrome.
I think it was Shaken Maybe Syndrome!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 03:59 PM (jVvcc)

86

Bernie let go 700 paid staff, from a total of 1,000


this is what quitting looks like. He is staying in only to dictate the party platform

I hope he gets everything he asks for

Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 03:59 PM (zOTsN)

87
"I slept like a baby." -- Boner after the reelection of his pal obama.

"Cruz is Lucifer in the flesh." -- Boner on a fellow Republican, Cruz.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 03:59 PM (T0BVJ)

88 So is Kasich just burnig through cash and good will because he likes the smell of smoke?



His actions are puzzling, at best.


Kasich is getting money from Soros, IIRC. That might be worth taking into consideration.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 28, 2016 04:00 PM (bZ7mE)

89 I'm just going to heave this into the thread here because I feel like watching the Horde burn.

AtC doing the SMOD work that regular meteorites won't do.

Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2016 04:00 PM (sNYFR)

90
Paul Ryan is just as every bit a shitheel as Boner is, too.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:00 PM (T0BVJ)

91 Also, not to drive the point any harder, but are either Cruz or Kasich even remotely aware of the current political mood?

Like it or not, Trump has crafted a narrative of a rigged system. A narrative that is driving people in record numbers to vote. So these two geniuses get together and say, "hey I know how to stop Trump from getting more delegates! Let's play right into his hands and create an alliance. The voters will love that."

Fucking brilliant.

Posted by: Community Organizer at April 28, 2016 04:01 PM (9VLhN)

92 Perhaps this is what the GOP needs, a real good cleaning out of the Good Old Boy network starting with a repudiation like this.

It does. It's not clear at all to me that he'll act against Good Old Boys who support him. Or he might. Who the f'k knows?

They all hate Cruz, though. And while I think Cruz has some personality issues that assist that, it still counts in the plus column for him.

Posted by: AD at April 28, 2016 04:01 PM (J3JY/)

93 So Trump/Cotton 2016 - GOTTERDAMARUNGG NOW!!

Posted by: Kreplach at April 28, 2016 03:57 PM (3MZBD)


After all this, I don't see Trump trying to toss the GOPe a bone with his VP pick. Sure, he wants to unify the party, but he's going to be real careful not to pick someone that will destroy the outsider cache he's got going.

Even though the VP doesn't mean anything, Trump's pick is going to be a Big Fucking Deal.

Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 04:01 PM (Zs4uk)

94 Afternoon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 04:01 PM (V/InG)

95 Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 28, 2016 03:55 PM (mf5HN)

You should apply for press secretary in the Trump Administration. Think of how much fun you'll have playing "Who gets Fed to the Ravage?" when the dumb questions come. And I bet you could even wear a tiara if you wanted. Maybe even a laser scepter.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 04:02 PM (hLRSq)

96 Steiner's not coming Cruz

Posted by: x at April 28, 2016 04:02 PM (nFwvY)

97 "Bernie let go 700 paid staff, from a total of 1,000"

You wold think the socialist do-gooders would be happy to stick around and work for free and the good of society since that is what they want everybody else to do. Weird.

Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2016 04:02 PM (1BQGO)

98

Nothing screams outsider like Ted Cruz.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:03 PM (qCMvj)

99

Hands up, Stank Vag!!!

Posted by: Dick Tracy Arresting Hillary! at April 28, 2016 04:03 PM (0cMkb)

100 this is what quitting looks like. He is staying in only to dictate the party platform

Yeah, his supporters are claiming he only has a few states left, so he doesn't need all those underpaid workers any more.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 04:03 PM (39g3+)

101 There were three jolly Republican candidates ..
There were three jolly Republican candidates ..

Kay-Sick, Kay-Sick, Sick, Sick Sick

Posted by: Barney the Dinosaur For-ks America at April 28, 2016 04:03 PM (e8kgV)

102 Alliance is over.

====

Well, Cruz is definitely in Command now, let me tell you.

Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at April 28, 2016 04:03 PM (3ZtZW)

103 How about Trump/ Palin 16?? Smiling as as I write this, knowing that there's prolly some people out there saying hell yes.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 04:03 PM (zuTLp)

104
Even if the R's lose the House and Senate, which is likely, and they get it back in 2018 by conning us dupes once again they'll "stop" Hillary Clinton like they did obama, we'll be stuck with Ryan and McConnell as leaders.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:04 PM (T0BVJ)

105 So is Kasich just burnig through cash and good will because he likes the smell of smoke?

His actions are puzzling, at best.
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2016 03:47 PM (sNYFR)


Kasich is GOPe. His staying in the race keeps Trump from the nom a little longer.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 04:04 PM (uURQL)

106

Biggest mistake in Cruz's campaign to date. Trusting anyone in the GOP.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:04 PM (qCMvj)

107 How about Trump/ Palin 16?? Smiling as as I write this, knowing that there's prolly some people out there saying hell yes.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 04:03 PM (zuTLp)

- - - -

No way in hell.

Posted by: Community Organizer at April 28, 2016 04:04 PM (9VLhN)

108 In the olden days socialists would use a firing squad for staff reductions. Anyway, what kind of socialist can't keep his staff employed? Dude is a total failure.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2016 04:05 PM (UzPAd)

109 Looking forward to Trump-Clinton debates.

I expect Trump to ask what happened to all the "love" Clinton had for him when
he last donated money to her. Did she bank it all on Wall Street (or
at the Clinton Foundation) ?

This will be the ultimate cringeworthy moment of the campaign.

Best of all it gives Bernie Sanders supporters one more reason to stay home.

Posted by: Richard Nixon at April 28, 2016 04:05 PM (e8kgV)

110
Even Scott Brown would be a better choice than Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:05 PM (T0BVJ)

111 Inhofe is supporting Kasich so Trump will pick him as veep

WTF Oklahoma

**Hangs head in shame**

He really is (used to be? ) better than that.

Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2016 04:05 PM (sNYFR)

112

If Cruz is Lucifer what is Boehner? This is why the GOP needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:05 PM (qCMvj)

113 106

Biggest mistake in Cruz's campaign to date. Trusting anyone in the GOP.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:04 PM (qCMvj)

Well, yes. They have their fruits to be known by.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 04:06 PM (zuTLp)

114
Boehner is, apparently, Smeagol.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:06 PM (T0BVJ)

115 Kasich is like Putin.

Except retarded and ineffectual.

Posted by: Wozniak > Jobs at April 28, 2016 04:06 PM (QX0Xt)

116
Think of how much fun you'll have playing "Who gets Fed to the Ravage?" when the dumb questions come.

There would be a cleansing unlike all others and J-schools would empty out in a flash.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2016 04:07 PM (BK3ZS)

117 If I let Donald do that thing in my mouth maybe I can get another government job?

Posted by: John Boehner at April 28, 2016 04:07 PM (LYCUN)

118 This will most likely push Trump over the top along with a win in California.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 28, 2016 04:08 PM (iONHu)

119
Wasn't Boehner all about civility and civil debates and no name-calling?

Oh that's right. He was referring only to Democrats, his political enemies, not conservatives, his real political enemies.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:08 PM (T0BVJ)

120

legume, hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:08 PM (qCMvj)

121 52 I'm just going to heave this into the thread here because I feel like watching the Horde burn.

--

This is what happens when her office kitchen taunts her with big tasty cupcakes.

Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 04:08 PM (nbrY/)

122 Even though the VP doesn't mean anything, Trump's pick is going to be a Big Fucking Deal.
Posted by: jwest
.............
Melania!

No.. no.. wait.. Ivanka or Donald Jr.. just like he tossed those other advisors on The Apprentice and replaced them with his kids..

Eff'n amazing!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 28, 2016 04:09 PM (so+oy)

123
Boehner is, apparently, Smeagol.


Ryan is Dobby, the Speaker of the House Elf.

Posted by: Dumbledore's Porn Stash at April 28, 2016 04:09 PM (QX0Xt)

124 Coming out of lurk mode just to say I'm starting to see political ads in Cali, the stupid Hollywood crowd are flabbergasted at the thought of a Trump presidency and no Democrat I know here is remotely interested in Hillary (not that they would vote for the R nominee, they just won't vote)..back to lurking.

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2016 04:09 PM (a0IVu)

125 Hoo-boy, this has really become a circus!

Whywhywhywhywhywhy is Kasich still a thing?
Why will no one in the GOP leadership tell him to freakin' get lost already?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 04:09 PM (NOIQH)

126
It must be nice to have an office kitten.
They're so cute.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:09 PM (T0BVJ)

127 I call on Kasich to release his father's postal service employment records!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2016 04:09 PM (e3bId)

128 110
Even Scott Brown would be a better choice than Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:05 PM (T0BVJ)

++++

I would happy to see Palin as Trump's VP, if only they could win with that ticket. I think she would be great in the job if they could get there. But, sadly, I think she would seriously undermine his chances of winning the election. The left largely succeeded in their goal to marginalize her.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2016 04:10 PM (R+30W)

129 What Hastert did to little boys Boehner did to us.

Posted by: Dumbledore's Porn Stash at April 28, 2016 04:10 PM (QX0Xt)

130 "They should put Prince on the $20 bill and call it $19.99

... It's "The bill formerly known as a twenty."

Posted by: undocumented Michael Jackson at April 28, 2016 04:10 PM (e8kgV)

131 "I slept like a baby." -- Boner after the reelection of his pal obama.

"Cruz is Lucifer in the flesh." -- Boner on a fellow Republican, Cruz.

...

"We have nothing to fear from an Obama presidency" -John McCain

"You're wrong, you're crazy!" - yelling at Cruz

No matter what it takes, the GOPe must be destroyed.

Destroyed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 04:10 PM (39g3+)

132 Kasich makes me reach for my pepper spray whenever I see a picture of him

Posted by: nckate at April 28, 2016 04:10 PM (/ygaY)

133 Well, Lizzy, I suspect it's because they hate Ted Cruz.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 04:10 PM (zuTLp)

134 One other thing on the Trump VP pick.

I think he's going to break with tradition at the convention and name some key members of the Cabinet.

He's been dying to get Carl Icahn into the fight and there are probably a few others he wants to have front and center, to show that he's hiring "top people" and not political cronies.

It will be a brilliant fucking move.

Whenever there is a question during the general election cycle, Trump can refer it to his already-announced expert in that area. When it's tricky, he can say that his experts will present the unbiased facts, free from petty political influences and that he will make the presidential decision.

So fucking brilliant.

All Hillary will be able to do is point to Sidney Blumenthal as her go-to guy.

50 state sweep.

Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 04:10 PM (Zs4uk)

135 Jill Sanders on Fox right now - wow, what this country really needs right now is a corrupt hippie FLOTUS, no?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 04:10 PM (NOIQH)

136 Boehner really is a jerk

Posted by: I'm not Eric Holder or even an actor playing Eric Holder at April 28, 2016 04:11 PM (e8kgV)

137 >>Well, Lizzy, I suspect it's because they hate Ted Cruz.

Ah, of course.
They hate all of us, I guess.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 04:11 PM (NOIQH)

138 The left largely succeeded in their goal to marginalize her {Palin}.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2016 04:10 PM (R+30W)


They had a lot of help from the Vichy Right.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 04:11 PM (zc3Db)

139 TV Station bomber in custody.



back to your regularly scheduled #BLM movement.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 04:12 PM (ptqRm)

140 >>>>One other thing on the Trump VP pick.



I think he's going to break with tradition at the convention and name some key members of the Cabinet.



He's been dying to get Carl Icahn into the fight and there are
probably a few others he wants to have front and center, to show that
he's hiring "top people" and not political cronies.



It will be a brilliant fucking move.



Whenever there is a question during the general election cycle,
Trump can refer it to his already-announced expert in that area. When
it's tricky, he can say that his experts will present the unbiased
facts, free from petty political influences and that he will make the
presidential decision.



So fucking brilliant.



All Hillary will be able to do is point to Sidney Blumenthal as her go-to guy.



50 state sweep.
.
.
.
.Vice President John Bolton anyone?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 28, 2016 04:12 PM (iONHu)

141 "I think he's going to break with tradition at the convention and name some key members of the Cabinet."

Makes great sense, and he can act like Chairman of the Board / CEO

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2016 04:12 PM (r1fLd)

142 Donald Trump has proposed nuking ISIS.


Horde....Uproar Your Ninnies on 3...2...

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 04:12 PM (hLRSq)

143 50 state sweep.
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 04:10 PM (Zs4uk)

So Hillary wins the remaining 7 states?

Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2016 04:12 PM (sNYFR)

144 I want to see Kasich shove a whole Big Mac in his face so that his cheeks puff out like a hamster.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2016 04:12 PM (UzPAd)

145 50 state sweep.

Posted by: jwest


Such confidence deserves an internet wager. I'll bet my car. You?

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2016 04:12 PM (LAe3v)

146 This is what happens when her office kitchen taunts her with big tasty cupcakes.
............
Hey.. just lick off the frosting and voila! it's a healthy muffin!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 28, 2016 04:13 PM (so+oy)

147 135
Jill Sanders on Fox right now - wow, what this country really needs right now is a corrupt hippie FLOTUS, no?


... school lunches made entirely of lentils

Posted by: Martin Luther King 2.0 at April 28, 2016 04:13 PM (e8kgV)

148 I think a mini nuke on IS would serve two purposes

1) it would destroy a crapload of awful people and their goodies
2) it would scare the living crap out of the whole world and especially the Muslims.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 04:13 PM (39g3+)

149 This will most likely push Trump over the top along with a win in California.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 28, 2016 04:08 PM (iONHu)


look how the GOP played this

push Rubio, Jeb, didn't work

throw Kasich in there to stop Cruz, thinking Trump was a joke

now what to do? back Cruz or Trump?

convince Cruz to work with Kasich in order to continue to destroy him

even if Cruz went 3rd party, they would get what they want, Hillary

so now the Orange Man insinuates he would back Trump over Cruz, but he would vote Hillary over Cruz

Big tent?

burn it all down

we need a 3rd party

Boner is pitching a petulant child hissy fit because he knows how much we hate him and he had to go bye-bye.

we need a 3rd party



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:13 PM (qCMvj)

150 Trump.Webb, Trump/Cavuto, Trump/Martinez. My picks. Trump/Cuban as wild card

Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 04:13 PM (wG4tr)

151 Ok.. one more revision..

Instead of pick either Ivanka OR Donald Jr. for VP, he could make it a rotating position.. they BOTH could be VP! It would be YUUUGE!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 28, 2016 04:14 PM (so+oy)

152 Such confidence deserves an internet wager. I'll bet my car. You?

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2016 04:12 PM (LAe3v)


If I put up my car, you would have to put up your house. (and perhaps your first born)

Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 04:14 PM (Zs4uk)

153 Re: Baltimore

That's a pretty shitty panda suit that guy is wearing.

If you are going to all of the trouble to try and blow up your car, threaten people that you are going to blow up their building, get SWAT on your ass, all while being on television......you'd think that you would dress more suitably for the occasion.

Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2016 04:14 PM (oiNtH)

154 He's been dying to get Carl Icahn into the fight ...

Icahn announced today that he has sold off his Apple stock.

Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2016 04:14 PM (sNYFR)

155
Put your internet wanger away, please.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:14 PM (T0BVJ)

156 Trump / Boehner 2016

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 04:14 PM (8BJMp)

157 Lucifer or Hillary or Donald?

don't rush me......

Posted by: USA at April 28, 2016 04:15 PM (tfM+W)

158 Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 04:10 PM (Zs4uk)


You might want to cut back on the Bath Salts.

Just a bit.

Wouldn't want to lose the entertainment value of your pontifications, completely.
But, seriously. Using as much as you are is obviously bad for your mental health.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 04:15 PM (etV2e)

159 Trump should announce he'll keep Biden on at half pay.

Posted by: Dumbledore's Porn Stash at April 28, 2016 04:15 PM (QX0Xt)

160 I want the Tritinite franchise

Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 04:15 PM (wG4tr)

161 So, I would like to ask the Trump supporters about a theory Joe Scarborough has mentioned twice.

He says that -- this part is not controversial -- the establishment and the media live in a bubble and are separated culturally.

Then he says that the elites watch television differently. They binge watch series on HBO and Netflix.

He says regular people have watched the Apprentice for 14 years, which is to say they've been letting Trump into their living rooms and gotten to know him. He compares it to Reagan having hosted ... oh crap, I forget the show ... in the late 50s and while he was dismissed as dim people already knew they liked him.

My question is whether there is merit to this. Were you fans of the TV Trump?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:16 PM (1xUj/)

162 Carly said on the Levin show that Kasich should drop out. Says the VP of the other guy running who's also been mathematically eliminated, who's come in third in four out of the last five primaries, about the guy who's come in second in four out of the last five primaries.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2016 04:16 PM (r1fLd)

163 Vice President John Bolton anyone?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 28, 2016 04:12 PM (iONHu)


I noticed Bolton was parsing his own words very carefully when discussing Trump's "foreign policy" speech. It wasn't out of the blue.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:16 PM (qCMvj)

164
I got a blimp and dimes.
I think can make this into a game changer if I jump in now.

Posted by: Luap Nor at April 28, 2016 04:16 PM (yfObW)

165 He compares it to Reagan having hosted ...

Death Valley Days.

Posted by: Dumbledore's Porn Stash at April 28, 2016 04:16 PM (QX0Xt)

166 So fucking brilliant.



All Hillary will be able to do is point to Sidney Blumenthal as her go-to guy.



50 state sweep.

Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 04:10 PM (Zs4uk)
=======================================

I think I'm nauseous. Yep. Nauseous.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 04:16 PM (dFi94)

167 Maybe we could start a new political movement, "Friends of the Oligarchs" here at AoS. Might get us better food allowances, and better assigned housing.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 04:17 PM (zuTLp)

168 Lucifer or Hillary or Donald?

Anyone know who is more pro-abortion?

Posted by: USA at April 28, 2016 04:17 PM (tfM+W)

169 test ä
Hope that works

Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 28, 2016 04:17 PM (aW5/6)

170 ".you'd think that you would dress more suitably for the occasion."

Kids now days.

No sense of propriety .

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 04:17 PM (ptqRm)

171 My nephew had a piece of art chosen for display at the district art show. He's in elementary school but the show included all K-12. Part of the show was some 11th grader's work which was Trump with a swastika. That was selected to be displayed and none of the teachers understood how there could be anything wrong with that.

I would say that this is what is to be expected from leftists ... but it could have easily been a Vichy Republican who thought this "artwork" was worth showing, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 04:17 PM (zc3Db)

172 Were you fans of the TV Trump?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:16 PM (1xUj/)


never ever watched him

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:17 PM (qCMvj)

173 Trump is more toxic within his own party than Clinton is in hers. If Trump is the Republican nominee, 16% of GOP voters say they would choose a third-party candidate, while five percent (5%) would stay home. Sixty-six percent (66%) would vote for Trump, but 10% would vote for Clinton instead.

If Clinton is the Democratic nominee, 11% of Democrats would vote third-party, while three percent (3%) would stay home. Seventy-five percent (75%) would support the nominee, but 11% say they would vote for Trump.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 28, 2016 04:17 PM (e8kgV)

174 To start Trump isn't winning any of Tuesdays election states. And he isn't winning his home state.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 04:17 PM (8BJMp)

175 "Were you fans of the TV Trump?"

No, but I was dropped on my head a lot as a baby.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2016 04:17 PM (r1fLd)

176 Vice President John Bolton anyone?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 28, 2016 04:12 PM (iONHu)


Hear, hear!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 04:18 PM (zc3Db)

177 Trumps vp pick will be Arianna Huffington.

Posted by: Bosk at April 28, 2016 04:18 PM (n2K+4)

178 >>My question is whether there is merit to this. Were you fans of the TV Trump?


Nope, I hate reality shows, but I could see that as being an explanation for his appeal to LIVs.


Also, Reagan hosted General ELectric Theater.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 04:18 PM (NOIQH)

179 How about Boehner/Trump/Clinton?

Sincerely,

Posted by: The Boehner/Trump/Clinton Axis of Uni-Party at April 28, 2016 04:19 PM (Ndje9)

180 He compares it to Reagan having hosted ...

Death Valley Days.


D'Oh!

Yes. Thank you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:19 PM (1xUj/)

181 Sanders wife was just on FOX

Ya know I hate to say this but Sanders has been quite effective driving the democratic party far far to the left. Some feat. LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 04:19 PM (V/InG)

182 50 state sweep.



Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 04:10 PM (Zs4uk)


Oh wait, I see. You didn't specify who would win the 50 states. In that case, we might be in agreement.

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2016 04:19 PM (LAe3v)

183 My question is whether there is merit to this. Were you fans of the TV Trump?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:16 PM (1xUj/)

I hated TV Trump and never watched the show. My preference for him developed as I watched him pants Jeb repeatedly and give him swirlies.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 04:19 PM (xuouz)

184 "the question is how will Trump out maneuver Schumer, the guy he had donated to."

I have grave misgivings about that whole arrangement.

The two New Yorkers will get along famously, and the rest of us will get schlonged.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 04:19 PM (noWW6)

185 I think I watched either the first season or second season of Trump-You're-Fired or whatever it's called. The season where that guy won. You know? Not that Amarosa or whoever. The guy.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 04:19 PM (dFi94)

186 So:

It's "Götterdämmerung"

I should know...


(if that comes out wrong, I will look like an idiot, which is not extremely rare)

Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 28, 2016 04:19 PM (aW5/6)

187 My question is whether there is merit to this. Were you fans of the TV Trump?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:16 PM (1xUj/)


Never saw the Apprentice. But we do binge watch Netflix and HBO.

Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 04:19 PM (Zs4uk)

188 Trumps vp pick will be Arianna Huffington.
Posted by: Bosk at April 28, 2016 04:18 PM (n2K+4)

About that:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/240462265680289792

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 04:20 PM (xuouz)

189 I've never watched Trump. I binge watch HBO and Netflix.

Posted by: nckate at April 28, 2016 04:20 PM (/ygaY)

190 66---I had hoped for a Trump/Cruz but this little stunt by Cruz and naming a VP before he's the nominee all but eliminates that outcome.

So Trump/Cotton 2016 - GOTTERDAMARUNGG NOW!!
Posted by: Kreplach at April 28, 2016 03:57 PM (3MZBD)
-----------------
The Trump/Cruz ticket was a silly fantasy anyway, not because they are competitors---that can easily be set aside--- but because there was never any possibility that Cruz would do it.

Yes, I know you believe that Trump will miraculously beat Hillary, but you don't have to bet big money on it.
Cruz has to place bets based on what all the best evidence says, which is that Trump will lose in a landslide. Not a good career move for a young guy with ambition.

Kasich, OTOH, is at the end of his career. Not much to lose and 15 more minutes of fame to enjoy. But, unless the GOPe insists on it, I can't see Trump choosing such a prissy snob.

I like the choice of Jim Webb myself. Of course, he's not a Republican, so the GOPe might object.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 04:20 PM (T/5A0)

191 "Kasich is pretty much Johnny Ola."

And this is one of those moments where my darker side would like to see him come to the same end.

In fact, if it really were true about Cruz' father having an involvement in the JFK assassination (yeah, yeah, I don't believe anything I see in the tabloids...), we might even see a Michael Corleone ending, where all unfinished business is resolved, all in one day.

Forgive my darker side; feeling a little bitter today. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2016 04:20 PM (iIzG7)

192 HEY! Donna may have her ampersands but I have my umlauts!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 28, 2016 04:20 PM (aW5/6)

193 I would happy to see Palin as Trump's VP, if only they could win with that ticket. I think she would be great in the job if they could get there. But, sadly, I think she would seriously undermine his chances of winning the election. The left largely succeeded in their goal to marginalize her.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Have you heard Palin lately? She is even more high pitched and squealy. I was furious for what the McCain campaign and the media did to her and her family. One of my favorite speeches is the one she gave at the R convention. But lately she acts hyperactive and comes off sounding like a giggly cheerleader.

Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2016 04:20 PM (oiNtH)

194
Why was Hap & Leonard only 6 episodes?

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:20 PM (T0BVJ)

195 Trump is more toxic within his own party




What does that say about the rest of the Republican field if Trump is so toxic, yet is whomping the rest of the field?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 04:20 PM (WavOX)

196 Text of tweet I linked in >188, since people don't click copy/paste my links

Donald J. Trump
Verified account
@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 04:20 PM (xuouz)

197 My question is whether there is merit to this. Were you fans of the TV Trump?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
..................
I was a fan of the show.. sometimes.. But Trump often came off as an asshole.. he had favorites, and no matter how badly that favorite fucked up, he would fire someone else.. Joan Rivers was a perfect example..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 28, 2016 04:21 PM (so+oy)

198 173 Trump is more toxic within his own party than Clinton is in hers. If Trump is the Republican nominee, 16% of GOP voters say they would choose a third-party candidate, while five percent (5%) would stay home. Sixty-six percent (66%) would vote for Trump, but 10% would vote for Clinton instead.

If Clinton is the Democratic nominee, 11% of Democrats would vote third-party, while three percent (3%) would stay home. Seventy-five percent (75%) would support the nominee, but 11% say they would vote for Trump.


Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 28, 2016 04:17 PM (e8kgV)

I'd say a good 17-18% of GOP voters are liars either to the pollsters or themselves. A few months of full Hillary and I'll pull the damn lever for Mussolini. Maybe not Hitler. I'd have to think about it.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 28, 2016 04:21 PM (t06LC)

199 139 TV Station bomber in custody.



back to your regularly scheduled #BLM movement.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 04:12 PM (ptqRm)


It's a good thing I had handcuffs with me as I strolled up to interview him.

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 28, 2016 04:21 PM (Fmupd)

200 Götterdämmerung

What's the umlaut code?

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2016 04:21 PM (LAe3v)

201 >>>>>Vice President John Bolton anyone?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 28, 2016 04:12 PM (iONHu)



I noticed Bolton was parsing his own words very carefully when
discussing Trump's "foreign policy" speech. It wasn't out of the blue.
.
.
.
.And Bingo! Trump shuts down all of the B$ talk about lack of Foreign Policy experience, exactly the same way obama did.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 28, 2016 04:21 PM (iONHu)

202 My question is whether there is merit to this. Were you fans of the TV Trump?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:16 PM (1xUj/)

Yeah. Hubby was a fan - we watched it.
But - I don't know if he'll vote for Trump

Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 04:21 PM (nbrY/)

203 161 So, I would like to ask the Trump supporters about a theory Joe Scarborough has mentioned twice.

He says that -- this part is not controversial -- the establishment and the media live in a bubble and are separated culturally.

Then he says that the elites watch television differently. They binge watch series on HBO and Netflix.

He says regular people have watched the Apprentice for 14 years, which is to say they've been letting Trump into their living rooms and gotten to know him. He compares it to Reagan having hosted ... oh crap, I forget the show ... in the late 50s and while he was dismissed as dim people already knew they liked him.

My question is whether there is merit to this. Were you fans of the TV Trump?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:16 PM (1xUj/)

++++

I HATE reality TV. I have never watched any of Trump's shows, not even for one moment. I am a nationalist, which is what appeals to me about Trump. His history as a celebrity made me reluctant to get behind him, but since there are no other border hawks in the race, he is my guy.

The theory that some of his support comes from people who like him from seeing him on his shows sounds plausible. But, I think his biggest advantage came from his access to the media when he started campaigning. He was already a personality, so the media outlets gave him airtime.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2016 04:21 PM (R+30W)

204 The Democrat voters Tuesday in Pennsylvania was something like 900,000 Hillery, 700,000 Sanders. Some of those voting are dead of course

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 04:22 PM (8BJMp)

205
Probably the best movie ending ever -- when Michael "settled" all Family business, and he told Carlo he was doing so! And then Carlo was "settled!"

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:22 PM (T0BVJ)

206 Did Reagan host Death Valley Days or was that the show where he did the Borax 40 Mule Team ads?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:22 PM (1xUj/)

207 Trump is more toxic within his own party
=============================


The Democrat one?

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 04:22 PM (dFi94)

208 No they are not out to undermine him. Trump and
Kasich are opponents of Cruz for the nomination. There is no betrayal
by Trump and only a whisper of one by Kasich.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal
Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 03:57 PM (hLRSq)

Katshit is an opponent of Cruz...a hateful little arrogant man and a pronounced failure for someone who has sworn to uphold the Constitution. He is either in alliance against Cruz or a bigger idiot than I take him for.What other explanation is there for him to still be in the race? He won his home state. Woo HOO!
How many delegates has he won so far?

Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 04:22 PM (aRUb8)

209 You know who this benefits!

Posted by: Biden is In The Ball Pit at April 28, 2016 04:22 PM (mcm0N)

210 Personally, Im very happy that Governor Kasich decided to choose the integrity of his campaign over political convenience. It pains me to say, but the race is almost over now.

So it is very likely that this primary season will end before republican voters can come to their senses, dismiss the other two candidates as the carnival barkers that they are and choose the most qualified Republican to run for president since Richard Nixon.

At this point Governor Kasichs campaign serves as a beacon for all those who choose seriousness, competence and optimism over empty rhetoric, rabble rousing and extremism. And Republican Hoosiers should get the chance to set that sign just like the rest of America!

Posted by: Begonia at April 28, 2016 04:22 PM (Y/myN)

211 Did Reagan host Death Valley Days or was that the show where he did the Borax 40 Mule Team ads?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:22 PM (1xUj/)
=========================================

Yeah, he did Death Valley Days.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 04:23 PM (dFi94)

212 What does that say about the rest of the Republican field if Trump is so toxic, yet is whomping the rest of the field?

Posted by: rickb223


Nothing good about the average voter.

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2016 04:23 PM (LAe3v)

213 After 8 years of Obama all I was hoping for was a president that didn't make me feel ill. I set my bar too high.

The calm reach vs. dive for the remote that HairPresident will bring will be a blessing.

Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2016 04:23 PM (DL2i+)

214 >>My question is whether there is merit to this. Were you fans of the TV Trump?

Did you ever read the Penn Jillette piece he did about his appearance on The Apprentice?

http://tinyurl.com/kqb8333

Let's just say not flattering.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 04:23 PM (/tuJf)

215 >>Part of the show was some 11th grader's work which was Trump with a swastika.

This really pisses me off.
Trump is...many things, including a scary pick for the GOP nomination.
However, the man has no blood on his hands (that I've heard).

Meanwhile, why are Obama and Hillary not compared to mass murdering leaders? How many deaths has Obama caused, through his failed leadership in the ME that got much more soldiers killed,10's or 100's of thousands slaughtered by ISIS, hundreds killed with Fast and Furious guns, untold number of people who will suffer and die because of Obamacare, and so on.
It boggles the mind that Trump is somehow a monster compared to Obama and Hillary.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 04:23 PM (NOIQH)

216 I think his biggest advantage came from his access to the media when he started campaigning. He was already a personality, so the media outlets gave him airtime.

He's good TV, he's charismatic and effective on camera, so they love him their shows even while they know they shouldn't. Plus, I have a very strong suspicion that if you're not his enemy, he's a really easy guy to get along with.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 04:23 PM (39g3+)

217 'til the ONT.

Later horde.

Remember, don't brush your teeth with poop!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 04:23 PM (/CXhS)

218 Umlaut test: Götterdämmerung.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:23 PM (1xUj/)

219 Posted by: Begonia at April 28, 2016 04:22 PM (Y/myN)

LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 04:24 PM (V/InG)

220 "He's been dying to get Carl Icahn into the fight"

Trump wants to install Icahn as head of the Federal Reserve. Replacing Boris Yellen.

The left would be ecstatic. Expect 24-hour protest rallies with tearful ex-employees from firms like TWA, taken over by Icahn, recounting how the ruthless corporate raider destroyed their retirements to fund his own impossibly lavish lifestyle.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 04:24 PM (noWW6)

221 Having Jim Webb's enormous cartoon blimp head would be like having two normal sized human VP heads.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2016 04:24 PM (e3bId)

222 Have you noticed how supportive Newt has been when talking about Trump?

He would make a fine VP and be the bridge to the House and Senate.

Also, he knows how to put the press in their place.

Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 04:24 PM (Zs4uk)

223

started binge-watching Murdoch Mysteries

it's cute, non-threatening, can sleep at night
guy is cute

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:25 PM (qCMvj)

224 For what it's worth, Cruz downplayed their relationship Thursday in his comments responding to Boehner. "I've met John Boehner two or three times in my life," he assured.

The WaPo says Cruz, at one time, was Boehner's lawyer.

Posted by: Francis Bacon at April 28, 2016 04:25 PM (e8kgV)

225 Mimzey Kasich can't drop out because if he does then by Ohio's delegate rules roughly 40 of them would go to Trump. AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT NOW CAN WE.

Those are the rules. Some of you need to do your homework.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 04:25 PM (xuouz)

226 This is what happens when amateurs try to make a deal.

Leave the dealmaking to the expert.------jwest

You mean Boehner?

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 28, 2016 04:25 PM (0x/TW)

227 Wow. NOBODY saw this coming.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2016 04:25 PM (2Ocf1)

228 My question is whether there is merit to this. Were you fans of the TV Trump?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:16 PM (1xUj/)

That was Charles Murray's little cultural bubble test.

Ann Althouse has linked to it, as has Instapundit. It is actually interesting.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 04:25 PM (hLRSq)

229 Newt is a toxic piece of trash. He'd make a decent Chief of Staff though; brutal and underhanded, sneaky and good with politics. He knows all the tricks and all the people. You need a sneaky piece of scum in that job.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 04:26 PM (39g3+)

230 This is exactly why I'm taking a break from the HQ.

I can't wait for this to all be over. SMOD

Posted by: mpfs at April 28, 2016 04:26 PM (ii+Bu)

231 Those are the rules. Some of you need to do your homework.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 04:25 PM (xuouz)
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That's why I come here. For the scolding.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 04:26 PM (dFi94)

232
The dudes will be interested in this link:

http://tinyurl.com/gnwdkto

You're welcome.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2016 04:26 PM (ODxAs)

233 >>Have you noticed how supportive Newt has been when talking about Trump?

Yea, he's just the guy to soften up Trump's image.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 04:26 PM (/tuJf)

234 193 I would happy to see Palin as Trump's VP, if only they could win with that ticket. I think she would be great in the job if they could get there. But, sadly, I think she would seriously undermine his chances of winning the election. The left largely succeeded in their goal to marginalize her.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Have you heard Palin lately? She is even more high pitched and squealy. I was furious for what the McCain campaign and the media did to her and her family. One of my favorite speeches is the one she gave at the R convention. But lately she acts hyperactive and comes off sounding like a giggly cheerleader.

Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2016 04:20 PM (oiNtH)

++++

I admit, I rarely watch any politicians speak. I prefer to read the transcripts (unless it is just some short little clip). Of course I have heard her from time to time and I know that there are those who find her speaking voice to be highly annoying.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2016 04:26 PM (R+30W)

235 Icahn will not play well to the working class

Posted by: nckate at April 28, 2016 04:26 PM (/ygaY)

236 Did you ever read the Penn Jillette piece he did about his appearance on The Apprentice?

http://tinyurl.com/kqb8333

Let's just say not flattering.



Reading in another tab, thanks.


I love Penn.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:27 PM (1xUj/)

237 Newt -- "fine VP and be the bridge to the House and Senate. "

Or Chief of Staff.

Trump getting on his own to 1,237 means he won't have to trade Kasich's 66 delegate Golden Ticket for the VP slot.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2016 04:27 PM (r1fLd)

238 So a stupid deal went bad for some Republicans, Huh, I wonder how that happens?

** Donald Ponder Face **

Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2016 04:27 PM (DL2i+)

239 Newt would be a great Chief of Staff.

Trump will probably pick some diversity checkbox for VP

Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 04:27 PM (nbrY/)

240 You need a sneaky piece of scum in that job.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor


Let's get Niedermeyer.

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2016 04:27 PM (LAe3v)

241 "So Trump/Cotton 2016 - GOTTERDAMARUNGG NOW!!"

Sorry, friend. I got snookered into voting for an ass, solely on the strength of his running mate, twice now. It sure as HAIL ain't going to happen a third time.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2016 04:27 PM (iIzG7)

242 It boggles the mind that Trump is somehow a monster compared to Obama and Hillary.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 04:23 PM (NOIQH)


It's a serious mental issue with these people. This is why is was always wrong to ever let them think they weren't among the most idiotic, deranged people who have existed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 04:27 PM (zc3Db)

243 Newt is a toxic piece of trash. He'd make a decent Chief of Staff though; brutal and underhanded, sneaky and good with politics. He knows all the tricks and all the people. You need a sneaky piece of scum in that job.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 04:26 PM (39g3+)


/nod

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:28 PM (qCMvj)

244 Know what we could have had instead of this mess?

A stripper/pornstar candidate, that's what.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2016 04:28 PM (e3bId)

245 Trumps vp pick will be Arianna Huffington.

Posted by: Bosk at April 28, 2016 04:18 PM (n2K+4)


It will be SMOD.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 04:28 PM (hLRSq)

246
Wow the afternoon cruzed by!

We'll do it all again tomorrow, yes?

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:28 PM (T0BVJ)

247 229 Newt is a toxic piece of trash. He'd make a decent Chief of Staff though; brutal and underhanded, sneaky and good with politics. He knows all the tricks and all the people. You need a sneaky piece of scum in that job.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 04:26 PM (39g3+)


----------------

I agree. I commented on this yesterday.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2016 04:28 PM (Fmupd)

248 Let's get Niedermeyer.

I think Bluto killed him. And his horse.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 04:29 PM (39g3+)

249 Good Lord, just let Hillarity--> begin her reign of terror already. This is just sad and depressing.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 28, 2016 04:29 PM (dBmVV)

250 >>What's the umlaut code?


Apple won't tell us, either.

Posted by: FBI at April 28, 2016 04:29 PM (etV2e)

251 >> Inhofe is supporting Kasich so Trump will pick him as veep

WTF Oklahoma
Posted by: ThunderB

Often Inhofe is a solid guy, sometimes though he does shit like this that seems to make no sense. I guess it's the old DC daisy chain where everyone is sucking each other's dick.

Posted by: Aviator at April 28, 2016 04:30 PM (c7vUv)

252 Annnnnnnd go!

Have a cupcake - you're doing that Snickers deprived other persona cruelty bit. Wait, never mind it's safer this way.

Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2016 04:30 PM (DL2i+)

253 Good Lord, just let Hillarity--> begin her reign of terror already. This is just sad and depressing.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 28, 2016 04:29 PM (dBmVV)


we might get lucky, no thanks to the Republican Party

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:30 PM (qCMvj)

254 I agree. I commented on this yesterday.

I think that's where I saw the idea first, but I couldn't remember who said it. Its brilliant, really.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 04:30 PM (39g3+)

255 This whole election cycle is so far beyond my WTF Horizon, I can't even see ti with the Hubble telescope.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2016 04:31 PM (bzd8I)

256 "it"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2016 04:31 PM (bzd8I)

257 just let Hillarity--> begin her reign of terror already

The anticipation is part of the pleasure, my pretties!!!!

Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at April 28, 2016 04:31 PM (39g3+)

258
Ever make cusscakes? Cakes in the shape of swears. I just made them up.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:31 PM (T0BVJ)

259 Often Inhofe is a solid guy, sometimes though he does shit like this that seems to make no sense. I guess it's the old DC daisy chain where everyone is sucking each other's dick.
Posted by: Aviator at April 28, 2016 04:30 PM (c7vUv)


there is a lot of solid people on Trump's side
and Cruz's side

I'm voting against Hillary.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 04:31 PM (qCMvj)

260 >>He was already a personality, so the media outlets gave him airtime.


Yes, he was already acquainted with or friends with many NYC media people, which certainly helped. But Mika and Joe explained that his allure is also that he is so dang accessible. When you call Trump, you get Trump, not some assistant. If you invite him he will almost always accept, even if it means calling in if he's not nearby to appear on set.

Just imagine how that is compared to Hillary, who is incredibly inaccessible, and when she does agree to appear, comes with all sorts of rules (controlling questions asked, etc.). Trump took a completely different approach, and made it so that the MSM could not resist being his PR. It was clever - it got him a ton of free exposure.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 04:31 PM (NOIQH)

261 "Probably because he's a prick, and he's dumb,"


Yes. Yes he is. You can never trust a Republican governor from Ohio who goes to DC. They will f*ck you everytime. Take it from some one who worked in the statehouse a lifetime ago.

Wish federal reps from Ohio could be like Jim Jordan. Alas.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at April 28, 2016 04:32 PM (Zqv3+)

262 Katshit is an opponent of Cruz...a hateful little arrogant man and a pronounced failure for someone who has sworn to uphold the Constitution. He is either in alliance against Cruz or a bigger idiot than I take him for.What other explanation is there for him to still be in the race? He won his home state. Woo HOO!
How many delegates has he won so far?


Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 04:22 PM (aRUb


They are all running for the nomination and all of them have the type of ego that can see victory no matter how ridiculous that may seem.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 04:33 PM (hLRSq)

263 Put Newt on the job. He's a sneaky little shit like you.

Posted by: Dean Vernon Trump at April 28, 2016 04:33 PM (tWE9w)

264 >>Ever make cusscakes? Cakes in the shape of swears. I just made them up.

Already happened, sort of...

https://www.instagram.com/drakeoncake/

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 04:33 PM (NOIQH)

265 Maybe Katshit will choke on a ham sammich.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2016 04:34 PM (voOPb)

266 so, baltimore snipers not especially hot shots.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 04:34 PM (vb33c)

267 The Assholes are everywhere!!!1

Let me save this!

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit! at April 28, 2016 04:34 PM (mcm0N)

268 I'll vote for either Cruz or Trump in the general, because I don't want Hillary in the white house, but if the GOP decides to crown anyone other than those two, I'm out.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 28, 2016 04:34 PM (KUaJL)

269 Trump's gonna pick Oprah for VP.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 28, 2016 04:34 PM (QM5S2)

270 Mr. Trump is loyal.

Posted by: nip at April 28, 2016 04:35 PM (r73Jl)

271 Kasich is still in it not to win (although I have no doubt he harbors some hope or scheme however remote) but because like Ghost of Kari noted above it would shift delegates to Trump and because the GOPe is propping him up like a hand puppet run by Emperor Caligula.

Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at April 28, 2016 04:35 PM (39g3+)

272 ♫ My Begonia's back
And there's gonna be trouble
Ooh, Begonia's back! ♪

Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 04:35 PM (jVvcc)

273
Save Palin for a cabinet post. Secretary of the Interior. I suspect her voice will retract to normal human range when she has a 9-5 job.

Posted by: iforgot at April 28, 2016 04:35 PM (pC96u)

274 Now that you''re here, RMBS, I would like to wish you a blessed rest of Holy Week and Happy Pascha. At least there's that to look forward to instead of all the crazy political stuff. I should have said this earlier.

I am going to a "Burial service" for Orthodox Good Friday tomorrow. It's neat doing some of this (Holy Week services, I mean) again, but this time not having to be responsible for anything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2016 04:35 PM (w4NZ8)

275 kasich is trying out for a reality tv show of his own.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 04:36 PM (vb33c)

276 Katshit doesn't need lyin' Ted!!! Don't y'all know that Katshit is the ONLY one who can beat killary?!?!?11!!!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 28, 2016 04:36 PM (xVgrA)

277 >> baltimore snipers not especially hot shots.


We do ok.

Posted by: John Lee Malvo at April 28, 2016 04:36 PM (etV2e)

278 230 This is exactly why I'm taking a break from the HQ.

I can't wait for this to all be over. SMOD
Posted by: mpfs at April 28, 2016 04:26 PM (ii+Bu)

You're missed, even though I've not interacted with you much. I love AoS too much to stay away, so I had to figure out how to be here and not buy in to angst.
Course then again, my little tiny cynicism issue, regarding disgusting politicians is not partisan. Which helps.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 04:36 PM (zuTLp)

279 The fact Cruz was gullible enough to make a deal with Katshit should raise YUUUGE red flags for everyone. If he can get snookered by Katshit, how the fuck will he out maneuver Chuck Shumer or Hairy Reed?
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 03:56 PM (0LHZx)

Admittedly, it does.

It also makes me think he still had a little faith in some GOPe type(s) when he should have known better by now.

Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 04:37 PM (780X6)

280 I saw that the snipers shot the guy with bean bag pellet things. So not bullets.

Posted by: nckate at April 28, 2016 04:37 PM (/ygaY)

281 baltimore snipers not especially hot shots.


We do ok.
Posted by: John Lee Malvo at April 28, 2016 04:36 PM (etV2e)



three shots or a guy in a panda suit?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 04:37 PM (vb33c)

282 Did you ever read the Penn Jillette piece he did about his appearance on The Apprentice?

http://tinyurl.com/kqb8333

Let's just say not flattering.
Posted by: JackStraw
...........
I love Penn Jillette's writing..

He use to write a monthly column for PC magazine.. many many years ago.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 28, 2016 04:37 PM (so+oy)

283 Ted Cruz is the anti-christ.

Obama should be emperor. You will all pay for your disloyalty to the your betters.

Posted by: John Boehner at April 28, 2016 04:37 PM (Zqv3+)

284

Love Wins, Fag is my favorite non-existent cusscake.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:37 PM (T0BVJ)

285 guy is cute
My mom likes him too!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 04:38 PM (jVvcc)

286 "Conservatives" who abandoned him during his obamacare filibuster in 2013.



hee hee

Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 04:38 PM (8ZHTC)

287 The Big Lies of Political Correctness.

Our government and media continue to perpetrate Big Lies in pursuit of a variety of agendas. None of these should stand even cursory reasoned examination, but you catch flak if you do because of Political Correctness. I'm hopeful that a battle of Trump against Hillary/Biden can shed harsh light on these. I want to see uncompromising argument from our side and Leftist heads exploding.

Here are two to start.

Anthropomorphic Global Warming.
The Big Lies:
1) Climate Science is established and its conclusions are valid and settled.
2) Trace gas CO2 is a significant driver of Earth's climate.
3) Variations in the sun's energy output can be ignored when projecting future climate.
4) Computer model projections can "make science" without actual empirical data observations.
5) Collective global political effort can cut CO2 emissions.

While Bernie wants to ban fracking, Hillary just wants to regulate it to death. We're already in the process of killing our domestic coal industry. SCOTUS hasn't helped, with a history of deferring to federal agency determinations based on junk science.

Illegal Immigration.
The Big Lies are that (1) Illegals somehow have a right to be in the US, (2) we can absorb 25 million or more Illegals without serious adverse cultural and financial effects, and (3) as a nation we're powerless to do anything about it.

Some more to cover:
Our Economy is Strong because of the heroic efforts of Dear Leader over the last seven years.
We should be more like Europe, especially that Democratic Socialism thing.
The USA is racist, sexist, homophobic to its core.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2016 04:38 PM (r1fLd)

288 I saw that the snipers shot the guy with bean bag pellet things. So not bullets.
Posted by: nckate at April 28, 2016 04:37 PM (/ygaY)

well, suppose that's what I get for listening to shep smith, seems he glosed over that little piece of information.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 04:38 PM (vb33c)

289
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 04:25 PM (xuouz)
==========================================

That's why I come here. For the scolding.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 04:26 PM (dFi94)

Well, that, and the bon mots, grammie.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 04:38 PM (zuTLp)

290 Just imagine how that is compared to Hillary, who is incredibly inaccessible, and when she does agree to appear, comes with all sorts of rules (controlling questions asked, etc.). Trump took a completely different approach, and made it so that the MSM could not resist being his PR. It was clever - it got him a ton of free exposure.



Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 04:31 PM (NOIQH)


It was different from every other candidate. They all had scripts and were afraid to go off of them. Trump was Trump and he was willing to talk with them on any subject.* So he earned that "free air time" by making himself available and risking the possible crash-and-burn total exposure could bring.**

*Someone once said Trump would talk to a fire hydrant if it would stand still; I think that is true.

**Living in a media fishbowl for thirty+ years was pretty good training for this.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 04:38 PM (hLRSq)

291 Trump needs impeachment insurance. If he picks anyone even remotely acceptable to the establishment, he won't make it past year one.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2016 04:39 PM (kTF2Z)

292 MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Matt Damon at April 28, 2016 04:39 PM (LYCUN)

293 Face it, whoever the nominee is, he will have to cuddle up to the GOPe and big donors. You can't even think about winning without significant support from the establishment.

(Anyone who thinks Trump will self-fund is just being silly.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 04:40 PM (T/5A0)

294 "I'm voting against Hillary."

Likewise. Continuing a dreary string which for me dates back to 1988, of voting against the Democrat. Not for the Republican.

Note that in the seven elections since, and inclusive of, 1988, the GOP candidate has managed to win the national popular vote... twice.

Now if that's not deeply confidence-inspiring, I don't know what is.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 04:40 PM (noWW6)

295 Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 04:31 PM (NOIQH)

That memo earlier said the same thing - political consultants make their candidates very wary of interviews, only grant a few, stick to canned answers. That way they avoid gotchas.

Trump would accept all media requests and speak off the cuff. Lots of gotchas but lots of press.

The difference between playing defense and playing offense.

Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 04:40 PM (nbrY/)

296 291 call Big Lou!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2016 04:40 PM (e3bId)

297 Now that you''re here, RMBS, I would like to wish
you a blessed rest of Holy Week and Happy Pascha. At least there's that
to look forward to instead of all the crazy political stuff. I should
have said this earlier.



I am going to a "Burial service" for Orthodox Good Friday tomorrow.
It's neat doing some of this (Holy Week services, I mean) again, but
this time not having to be responsible for anything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2016 04:35 PM


Thanks, FS.

Enjoy. Did you get the Grumpy Orthodox Cat meme page I posted earlier? It's good for a laugh when things are crazy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2016 04:40 PM (bzd8I)

298 Jackstraw, thanks for the Penn Jillette link.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:41 PM (1xUj/)

299 268 I'll vote for either Cruz or Trump in the general, because I don't want Hillary in the white house, but if the GOP decides to crown anyone other than those two, I'm out.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 28, 2016 04:34 PM (KUaJL)

Yeah, me too, except when the time comes,, Hillary loathing will kick in...

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 04:41 PM (zuTLp)

300 To make an analogy that is nerdy even by HQ standards, Kasich is like Frieza after he's been thoroughly defeated by Goku. He's even cut himself in half with his own attack, and he's bleeding out on the surface of an exploding planet. Goku gives him a tiny sliver of energy so that he can at least escape with his life. But he cannot believe in his own defeat, so he uses that small bit of energy to try and kill his opponent, and gets destroyed in the process. Kasich's ego won't let him admit that he's a giant losing loser.

Posted by: broseidon on his magic glowing square at April 28, 2016 04:41 PM (tWE9w)

301 Inhofe will have to accept Cruz's leadership of the party if Cruz wins. For a lot of the insider types, that would disrupt their dealmaking. Remember Cruz won OK.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 28, 2016 04:41 PM (MIKMs)

302 "You can't trust the son of a federally-employed mailman to deliver anything."

Posted by: Ace at 03:43 PM

Well. Duh. No postman has ever cracked the 50% barrier. It's like the 3 minute mile!

Posted by: Newman at April 28, 2016 04:41 PM (yC2RT)

303 Anyone who thinks Trump will self-fund is just being silly

Yeah he'll self fund the same way Romney did: that is, he won't spend a dime of his own money.

Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at April 28, 2016 04:41 PM (39g3+)

304 Did you ever read the Penn Jillette piece he did about his appearance on The Apprentice?

http://tinyurl.com/kqb8333

Let's just say not flattering.
Posted by: JackStraw

____

A Salon article says not nice things about Trump? I'm shocked, just shocked.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 04:41 PM (0LHZx)

305 The alliance cost Cruz votes. A lot of us supported Cruz because he *wasnt* Kasich (or Rubio).

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 28, 2016 04:42 PM (4K7Bv)

306 So he earned that "free air time" by making himself available and risking the possible crash-and-burn total exposure could bring.**

***********

That will come to an end once he hits the general.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit! at April 28, 2016 04:42 PM (mcm0N)

307 They are all running for the nomination and all of
them have the type of ego that can see victory no matter how ridiculous
that may seem.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal
Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 04:33 PM (hLRSq)

Could be. You trust the GOPe more than I do. All of them..Katshit.. included, want Politics as Usual, to remain intact. That is why they hate Constitutionalists like Cruz. Just my opinion, others may feel differently.

Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 04:42 PM (aRUb8)

308 Kari, if you're still around, I gave you a link you asked for in the previous thread.

Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 04:43 PM (/m8T6)

309 I'm so old , I remember hearing,right here at the HQ, WAY back in 2013 how that crazy Cruz was going to DESTROY THE GOP what with his "bad optics" government shutdown and all...






My how time flies...

Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 04:43 PM (8ZHTC)

310 I said from the beginning that the alliance was fool's gold and that Kasich's only job is to prevent Cruz from winning the nomination.

Sad that Cruz belatedly realizes the same.

Posted by: NJRob at April 28, 2016 04:43 PM (o1h4V)

311 Not a Trump supporter in the election, but I did watch a few seasons of The Apprentice. I did feel I got to know him a bit on that extremely superficial level.

He could be charming and hard nosed, but I did not care for how he picked the most obnoxious, toxic person on the show and never fired them, no matter how much they deserved it. Maybe it helped the ratings but I thought it was unfair to the rest of the people who were for the most part, just trying to do a reasonable job and win.

BTW, I've watched Fargo, Sopranos, Longmire, Breaking Bad, Murder in the First, Pit Bulls & Parolees, The Tudors, and others. Tough to generalize, Joe. But I do think The Apprentice made him seem more of a real life person as opposed to the caricature we see now in the media.

Posted by: RM at April 28, 2016 04:43 PM (U3LtS)

312 If Trump is going to change Washington, he needs someone who knows where all the bodies are buried.

That's Newt.

He's someone who can walk in on day one and have 100 bills ready to dismantle the federal work rules so that people can be fired and that every program and agency can be reviewed and eliminated.

Top people.

Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 04:43 PM (Zs4uk)

313 >> I'm shocked, just shocked.


Easy big fella.

Don't spill your Caviar. That stuff can be murder on a keyboard.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 04:44 PM (etV2e)

314 Mikey: Uh, are fire hydrants known to move often? I think it's pretty easy to get one to stand still.

Posted by: broseidon on his magic glowing square at April 28, 2016 04:44 PM (tWE9w)

315 "You trust the GOPe more than I do."

I trust in the overweening ego of anyone who wants to run for president. Far more than I trust in any promises a politician may make to another, such as one from Kasich to Cruz or one from the GOPe to Kasich.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 04:44 PM (hLRSq)

316 Wow. NOBODY saw this coming.
Except Ted apparently.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 04:44 PM (jVvcc)

317 After watching that whole video of Crowder/Hoff/ Yiannopoulos yesterday, I really like this Milo feller, he is FABULOUS!!! He is truely a happy warrior. Crowder got a bit riled up and Hoff was a bit impatient. Yiannopoulos didn't let anything get to him. Kept his cool, laughed at the protesters, and still got his point across.

Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 28, 2016 04:44 PM (xVgrA)

318 Not meaning to step on toes, but Cruz is a politician too, and a very successful one, being a young Senator. Might be unfair to judge him as something else.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2016 04:45 PM (zuTLp)

319 >>someone who knows where all the bodies are buried.


It's so much easier to just leave them on a park bench.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 28, 2016 04:45 PM (etV2e)

320 Cruz is making so much progress.

Posted by: eman at April 28, 2016 04:45 PM (mR7Es)

321 Just one of a hundred thousand leftist contradictions:
We should be more like Europe, especially Scandinavia!!!
Let's import millions of 3rd worlders and keep those Scandis out!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 04:46 PM (T/5A0)

322 295 Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 04:31 PM (NOIQH)

That memo earlier said the same thing - political consultants make their candidates very wary of interviews, only grant a few, stick to canned answers. That way they avoid gotchas.

Trump would accept all media requests and speak off the cuff. Lots of gotchas but lots of press.

The difference between playing defense and playing offense.
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 04:40 PM (nbrY/)

**********

Did you two miss the media's defense of Hillary during Benghazi?

Trump is going to miss the "free" media coverage he's become to expect. He's in for a rude awakening.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit! at April 28, 2016 04:46 PM (mcm0N)

323 >>A Salon article says not nice things about Trump? I'm shocked, just shocked.

I guess you missed the part where it clearly said it was a reprint of a piece from his book Every Day Is An Atheist Holiday or that the article was published in 2012.

You can pretend it isn't true but a very large percentage of the population, well over a majority, have a negative view of Trump. There's a reason and it's not some establishment plot.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 04:46 PM (/tuJf)

324 lol Penn Jillette talks all this smack about how The Celebrity Apprentice is a stupid game with no rules but it turns out he's bitter because he lost and got "fired" and you can tell it still rankles.

On the other hand, this is absolutely the best thing I've read in weeks:
I wasn't even going to say anything about Trump's hair. I live in a glass house. I've always had ugly, out-of-style hair. Trump's hair is a lot better than mine - but as I sat there for hours half listening to Donald carry on, it struck me exactly what his hair looked like. It looks like cotton candy made of piss. That revelation came to me, and I had to type it here. But my hair is worse.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 04:46 PM (xuouz)

325 I'm so old , I remember hearing,right here at the HQ, WAY back in 2013 how that crazy Cruz was going to DESTROY THE GOP what with his "bad optics" government shutdown and all

Yeah, but the general consensus was "yay go man, go!!!!"

Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at April 28, 2016 04:46 PM (39g3+)

326 I hope this doesn't put Kasich off of his feed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2016 04:47 PM (gyKtp)

327 290 Just imagine how that is compared to Hillary, who is incredibly inaccessible, and when she does agree to appear, comes with all sorts of rules (controlling questions asked, etc.). Trump took a completely different approach, and made it so that the MSM could not resist being his PR. It was clever - it got him a ton of free exposure.



Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 04:31 PM (NOIQH)


It was different from every other candidate. They all had scripts and were afraid to go off of them. Trump was Trump and he was willing to talk with them on any subject.* So he earned that "free air time" by making himself available and risking the possible crash-and-burn total exposure could bring.**

*Someone once said Trump would talk to a fire hydrant if it would stand still; I think that is true.

**Living in a media fishbowl for thirty+ years was pretty good training for this.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 04:38 PM (hLRSq)

++++

That's a good point. Though I have many disagreements with Chris Christie, his greatest strength is his willingness to mix it up with anyone. He used that to great effect against Rubio with the robot thing. A politician who is willing to get up and tell you where he stands on any issue is appealing to many of us.

There are risks. When they aren't on script, they may not express themselves in the optimal poll tested way. They may have to clarify or revise their remarks at a later date. But, it is easier to trust someone who will just talk about what they think.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2016 04:47 PM (R+30W)

328 Mikey: Uh, are fire hydrants known to move often? I think it's pretty easy to get one to stand still.

Posted by: broseidon on his magic glowing square at April 28, 2016 04:44 PM (tWE9w)


There you go, bringing cold logic against a brilliant little figure of speech, trying to crush that wee dream of someday becoming a metaphor.

Way to go, bully.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 04:47 PM (hLRSq)

329
Enjoy. Did you get the Grumpy Orthodox Cat meme page I posted earlier? It's good for a laugh when things are crazy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2016 04:40 PM (bzd8I)

No; I may have left by that time. Can you post it again, please. Laughs are always appreciated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2016 04:47 PM (w4NZ8)

330 What does it say about Cruz that he tried to forge an alliance with an Establishment RINO like Kasich?

The only reason the deal fell through is Kasich wasn't delivering, it wasn't an issue of "conscience".

Posted by: Asus at April 28, 2016 04:47 PM (A3kYV)

331 What are the things so-called cons aleays whine abou the GOP?

Nobody talks about illegals.
Nobody takes on the media.
Nobody is afraid to call out PC bullshit.


What does Trump do?
Talks about illegals
Takes on the media
Calls out PC bullshit

So your response to that is.....OMG he sucks, quick let's vote for an establishment hack.

It has been fascinating to watch this cognitive dissonance play out over the past 6-9 months.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 04:47 PM (0LHZx)

332 The Spork should be the National Utensil

Posted by: John Kasich at April 28, 2016 04:47 PM (uUhhd)

333 330 What does it say about Cruz that he tried to forge an alliance with an Establishment RINO like Kasich?


___

Says he's a gullible fool.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 04:47 PM (0LHZx)

334 Let's import millions of 3rd worlders and keep those Scandis out!!!





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 04:46 PM (T/5A0)
===============================================

Hey now.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 04:48 PM (dFi94)

335 I want to thank Presdent Obama for being a loving Presdent of Color for all persons of all colors. We love you and will miss especially if that idiot Trump is elected by the dum-asses of this country that also elect Bush to 2 terms. Again thank you sir and we love you !!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at April 28, 2016 04:48 PM (NuElX)

336
He's someone who can walk in on day one and have 100 bills ready

******

For the strippers.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit! at April 28, 2016 04:48 PM (mcm0N)

337 @305 boulder terlit hobo

"A lot of us supported Cruz because he *wasnt* Kasich (or Rubio)."

Yes. If Cruz was going to cut deals, then he missed the window several weeks ago and picked the wrong guy. When I heard he was teaming with Kasich, I knew it was over. He should have simply stuck to his guns at that Point. Choosing the chick who sank HP for Veep isn't going to win him anything either.

Posted by: John Boehner at April 28, 2016 04:48 PM (Zqv3+)

338 "The alliance cost Cruz votes. A lot of us supported Cruz because he *wasnt* Kasich (or Rubio)."

The local news in Indiana picked up at least one early voter saying just that.

She voted Trump after the "alliance" nonsense was announced.

Tin-eared Ted does it yet again.

Awful retail politics skills.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 04:48 PM (noWW6)

339 You can pretend it isn't true but a very large percentage of the population, well over a majority, have a negative view of Trump. There's a reason and it's not some establishment plot.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 04:46 PM (/tuJf)

And yet we need a president who will try to convince Americans that they need to pay back their $%&ing college loans, tell Middle Eastern goatfucker theocracies to take a hike, sit in meetings about social spending bureaucracies, navigate us through 20T in debt and a looming global depression, and who will probably get assassinated.

Let Trump do all that shit. Fuck him and his piss-cotton candy hair anyway.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 04:48 PM (xuouz)

340 grammie winger: "That's why I come here. For the scolding."

And to make it even better: It's scolding and belittling by someone young enough to be your grand child, whose political wisdom has been shaped only by what's happened in the last 8 years or so, since he stopped eating paste and became haltingly aware of his own environment.

Hearts and minds, Kari. Hearts and minds.

Posted by: Pastafarian at April 28, 2016 04:49 PM (+EU58)

341 A Salon article says not nice things about Trump? I'm shocked, just shocked.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo



A book excerpt is diminished by being republished in Salon.

That's some real critical thinking there, Sport.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 04:49 PM (1xUj/)

342 Awful retail politics skills.


But he'd beat Trump in the GE ... somehow ... so we must mourn his candidacy.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 04:49 PM (uURQL)

343
Yeah, but the general consensus was "yay go man, go!!!!
>>>>>>>>



Yeah, actually...no.

Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 04:49 PM (8ZHTC)

344
Did you guys know this? Some people wipe their dogs' bums after they go outside. With a baby wipe.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:50 PM (T0BVJ)

345 I guess you missed the part where it clearly said it was a reprint of a piece from his book Every Day Is An Atheist Holiday or that the article was published in 2012.

You can pretend it isn't true but a very large percentage of the population, well over a majority, have a negative view of Trump. There's a reason and it's not some establishment plot.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 04:46 PM (/tuJf)

___

I love it when so-called cons use Salon articles to prove how conservative they are. Especially Salon articles written by dudes who hate religion and champion gay marriage.

But please do go on....

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 04:50 PM (0LHZx)

346 Hopefully, the Indiana voters are smart enough to realize that John Kasich is a delusional goofball who is wasting everyone's time, money, and votes. Let me put this very plainly: John Kasich will not be the nominee. You can vote for Cruz, for Trump, or skip it.

If you like Cruz, vote for Cruz. If you don't like Trump, vote for Cruz. If you like Trump then vote for him.

Posted by: Jill v2 at April 28, 2016 04:50 PM (UYQcx)

347 grammie winger: "That's why I come here. For the scolding."

And the green bean casserole.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 04:50 PM (hLRSq)

348 Posted by: Pastafarian at April 28, 2016 04:49 PM (+EU5

We'll, I think Grammie is possibly not old enough to have a 24 year old(?) be her grandson but maybe I'm wrong,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2016 04:50 PM (w4NZ8)

349 Oh, you think it's KASICH who was screwing over his alliance partner, instead of the other way around?

That's cute.

Well, doesn't matter. We're not long before the end of ol' Lyin' Ted.

Posted by: Vyce at April 28, 2016 04:51 PM (ggX8y)

350 300 To make an analogy that is nerdy even by HQ standards, Kasich is like Frieza after he's been thoroughly defeated by Goku. He's even cut himself in half with his own attack, and he's bleeding out on the surface of an exploding planet. Goku gives him a tiny sliver of energy so that he can at least escape with his life. But he cannot believe in his own defeat, so he uses that small bit of energy to try and kill his opponent, and gets destroyed in the process. Kasich's ego won't let him admit that he's a giant losing loser.

Posted by: broseidon on his magic glowing square at April 28, 2016 04:41 PM (tWE9w)

Two things: That would mean Kasich was in his final form and 2, that would make Trump Cell?

Cruz needs to get that spirit bomb cooking, we're almost out of time on this series and that thing takes like 12 episodes to charge.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 28, 2016 04:51 PM (t06LC)

351
Trump is going to miss the "free" media coverage he's become to expect.


He'll get a bunch at first, because they are all hoping they can be the one that can gotcha him, that they will be the one that gets the gaffe or nails him with a zinger that destroys his campaign.

When that doesn't work, they'll start the blockade like they did with Fiorina.

Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at April 28, 2016 04:51 PM (39g3+)

352 I like Ted Cruz. In the SC primary, I voted for Ted Cruz. You, sir, are no Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2016 04:51 PM (1ijHg)

353 Just practicing my rhetorical skilz.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2016 04:52 PM (1ijHg)

354 Kari: Since the Celebrity Apprentice is indeed a very stupid game and Penn has trounced people on Celebrity Jeopardy, a game where you actually need to know things to win, I'd say he's right to be a tad salty.

Posted by: broseidon on his magic glowing square at April 28, 2016 04:52 PM (tWE9w)

355 There's a reason and it's not some establishment plot.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 04:46 PM (/tuJf)
_______

Your reasoning is wasted here. To these people everything is an "establishment" plot.

Posted by: Begonia at April 28, 2016 04:52 PM (Y/myN)

356
The media will omit the good zingers Trump says about Clinton and only report the un-pc zingers.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:52 PM (T0BVJ)

357 We'll, I think Grammie is possibly not old enough to have a 24 year old(?) be her grandson but maybe I'm wrong,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2016 04:50 PM (w4NZ
=============================================

Ya never know. I went into my rebellious stage when I was about twelve and a half.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 28, 2016 04:52 PM (dFi94)

358 Sock off.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at April 28, 2016 04:52 PM (Zqv3+)

359 osted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at April 28, 2016 04:51 PM (39g3+)

Yep; Blockade-that's what it will be, while we get softball interviews of Clinton or pictures of her with her grandchild.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2016 04:53 PM (w4NZ8)

360
Nood.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:53 PM (T0BVJ)

361 Oh, you think it's KASICH who was screwing over his alliance partner, instead of the other way around?

That's cute.

Well, doesn't matter. We're not long before the end of ol' Lyin' Ted.
Posted by: Vyce at April 28, 2016 04:51 PM (ggX8y)



well, if kasich, the black knight of the 2016 primary race, is in ther is no reaon Cruz has to leave.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2016 04:53 PM (vb33c)

362 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 04:53 PM (WavOX)

363 Celebrity Apprentice is more like Survivor than like Celebrity Jeopardy.

Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 04:53 PM (nbrY/)

364 When that doesn't work, they'll start the blockade like they did with Fiorina.

Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at April 28, 2016 04:51 PM (39g3+)


Perhaps this why Trump is patching things up with Megyn Kelly, soon to be Queen of Primetime after securing an exclusive interview with He Who Wears The Golden Scalp Weasel?

Fox gives him all of the time and Trump will give them plenty of time and the blockade collapses because no one wants to miss that nourishing straight-from-the-frontal-lobe-to-the-tongue flow.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 04:53 PM (hLRSq)

365 Kasich is as dumb as a bag of hammers.

So, how ARE things going in Ohio?

Is that Medicaid thing going to blow up the state budget?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2016 04:53 PM (1ijHg)

366 Mentioned it in a thread yesterday.... A lot of the big wig behind the scenes type of GOP elite here in Indiana are behind Kasich. They saw Cruz as the same kind of problem as Trump. No way the deal ever would hold.

Watch the counties that ring Indianapolis Tuesday night. If Kasich gets 15%+ there, forget it. I don't think Cruz can make it up if he loses those areas.

Posted by: Doc at April 28, 2016 04:54 PM (lOxxm)

367 Lyin' Ted

Its fun when people self-shibboleth like that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 04:54 PM (39g3+)

368 >>I love it when so-called cons use Salon articles to prove how conservative they are. Especially Salon articles written by dudes who hate religion and champion gay marriage.

>>But please do go on....

You do know that Penn Jillette is a very vocal libertarian and capitalist, right?

I figured the atheist part would be a layup for you.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 04:54 PM (/tuJf)

369 Willowed again.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2016 04:54 PM (1ijHg)

370 The media will omit the good zingers Trump says about Clinton and only report the un-pc zingers.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 04:52 PM (T0BVJ)


That's okay. When the left and the Vichy Right hear Trump say something think is un-PC and awful beyond words they run to the public to cry about it and the public says, "Yeah, I think Trump has a good point and why don't other people say that?"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2016 04:54 PM (zc3Db)

371 "[Gingrich is] someone who can walk in on day one and have 100 bills ready to
dismantle the federal work rules so that people can be fired and that
every program and agency can be reviewed and eliminated."

Ummmmm, are we talking here about the same Newt who called big-government kingpin FDR the greatest President of the 20th century?

The same Newt who volunteered to sit on a sofa next to Bela Pelosi for a public service announcement to jointly hector us all about the evils of global warming and the need to address it with more big government?

The same Newt who hatched the idea of mandated policy purchasing which was the heart of Romneycare and later of Obamacare?

That Newt?

Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 04:55 PM (noWW6)

372 Jollyroger: Trump is a magical creature unaffected by attacks that would have obliterated other candidates, a destroyer who cannot be controlled by his handlers and might even end up killing the people who created him.

So he's clearly Majin Buu.

Agreed on Cruz's spirit bomb. I think we're going to run out of episodes long before he can use it. (Plus it only worked that one time.)

Posted by: broseidon on his magic glowing square at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (tWE9w)

373 So, how ARE things going in Ohio?

Supposedly really well. Ohioans seem to love the guy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (39g3+)

374 There's something weirdly compulsive about Kasich's behavior. I'm surprised he and Trump never got together.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (Kucy5)

375 I really want Cruz but if it is Trump! then by god I'll vote for Trump! Hillary is an abomination. Trump looks good in comparison.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or great value tibet at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (iXRe2)

376 I can imagine no more frustrating exercise than trying to make Cruz supporters see that this election needs to be WON, and the manner in which that is effected is meaningless. That the polling disadvantage Trump has against Hillary is due to decades of dereliction of duty in pitching self-government and free expression to our population, and allowing the left to control media, the academy, and entertainment, giving them up, slowly at first, and then willingly, and in the last 8 years with a kind of sick pride.

This election is going to be ugly and crude and awful because that is the state of our country, and the finishing touches were put on this ugly crude awful culture of ours while conservatives were busy listening to Glen Beck talk about Woodrow Wilson instead of countering the relentless, steely-eyed community organizing the left has tens of millions of its young brownshirts doing daily.

The right made this candidate a possibility. In fact it is precisely the vitriol and high-pitch of truecon opposition which makes Trump palatable to the left. Because the left doesn't know policy. Doesn't even know how wages and taxes work. It only knows aesthetics. At least they know that.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (xuouz)

377 332 The Spork should be the National Utensil
Posted by: John Kasich

you don't need one to eat an unfried chimichanga

Posted by: x at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (nFwvY)

378 They will f*ck you everytime. Take it from some one who worked in the statehouse a lifetime ago.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at April 28, 2016 04:32 PM (Zqv3+)

Is that why they deported you?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (Zu3d9)

379 351
Trump is going to miss the "free" media coverage he's become to expect.

He'll get a bunch at first, because they are all hoping they can be the one that can gotcha him, that they will be the one that gets the gaffe or nails him with a zinger that destroys his campaign.

When that doesn't work, they'll start the blockade like they did with Fiorina.
Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at April 28, 2016 04:51 PM (39g3+)

******

That's probably right. Ugh meant to say---he's *come* to expect.

During the primary the liberal media and Trump had a common enemy and the temporary alliance formed--as soon as the environment changes--the media will no longer give him the free air time that made him possible. They will cut off his oxygen.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit! at April 28, 2016 04:58 PM (mcm0N)

380 I'm not a huge fan of Penn and I'm no fan of Salon but that article is hilarious and fantastically written.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (xuouz)

381 Actually, the Trump as Majin analogy works perfectly. Formerly rational people have been twisted into acolytes by promises of power and victory. All that's missing is a giant "T" on their foreheads.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (kumBu)

382 Cruz' response to Boehner is right on: "John Boehner's comments aren't directed at me, they're directed at the American people."

The GOPe hates their base. Boehner just called us "Lucifer".

http://tinyurl.com/hwgsxma

Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (/m8T6)

383 372 Jollyroger: Trump is a magical creature unaffected by attacks that would have obliterated other candidates, a destroyer who cannot be controlled by his handlers and might even end up killing the people who created him.

So he's clearly Majin Buu.

Agreed on Cruz's spirit bomb. I think we're going to run out of episodes long before he can use it. (Plus it only worked that one time.)

Posted by: broseidon on his magic glowing square at April 28, 2016 04:56 PM (tWE9w)

My god. You're right.

Would That then make Marco as Vegeta? Our only hope is a Super Sayian team up

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (t06LC)

384 Cruz got rolled that hard by a worthless 3rd stringer. But yeah, he totally has what it takes to beat Hillary.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 28, 2016 05:00 PM (S2VsH)

385
Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 04:55 PM (noWW6)

********

Maybe they mean Moonbase Newt.

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit! at April 28, 2016 05:00 PM (mcm0N)

386 330 What does it say about Cruz that he tried to forge an alliance with an Establishment RINO like Kasich?

Posted by: Asus at April 28, 2016 04:47 PM (A3kYV)
------------
Brace yourself. Trump is going to forge alliances with the GOPe, and I don't just mean the occasional RINO like Christie.

Unless he doesn't care about winning.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 05:00 PM (T/5A0)

387 Did you two miss the media's defense of Hillary during Benghazi?

Trump is going to miss the "free" media coverage he's become to expect. He's in for a rude awakening.
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit! at April 28, 2016 04:46 PM (mcm0N)

We were discussing the primary.

Of course the media will try to slant their coverage, just like they did for Mitt.
Guess what, Trump has already prepared that battlefield by always reminding people that the media is unfair AND by using Twitter and Instagram etc to connect directly to his audience.

Posted by: Abu Hajaar at April 28, 2016 05:01 PM (nbrY/)

388 Dang sock!

Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:02 PM (nbrY/)

389 "Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (xuouz) "

So, per your advice yesterday, the stupid baby boomers should take a backseat since they caused this and let us millennials handle it, right? We have the alt-right! Fear our fully operational Twitter snark machine!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 05:03 PM (kumBu)

390 Guess what, Trump has already prepared that battlefield by always reminding people that the media is unfair AND by using Twitter and Instagram etc to connect directly to his audience.
Posted by: Abu Hajaar at April 28, 2016 05:01 PM (nbrY/)

*********

Twitter and Facebook barely work for Bernie.

What if Twitter takes him down for hate speech? What's the plan then?

Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit! at April 28, 2016 05:04 PM (mcm0N)

391 Disgusting eating habits. I. don't. care.

Now at the end you realize. The end justifies the means?

There's a million places I can watch monkey poo fly. This didn't useta be one of them. Hobo pancreas, maybe. But not monkey poo.

Posted by: Disappointed at April 28, 2016 05:05 PM (5VvBx)

392 Biggest attraction to Celebrity Apprentice are Ivanka's boobs.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2016 05:06 PM (e3bId)

393 "My god. You're right.

Would That then make Marco as Vegeta? Our only hope is a Super Sayian team up

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 28, 2016 04:59 PM (t06LC) "

If only they could put aside their differences and fuse, we'd have a chance. But Rubio, Prince of All Republicans, cannot stand the indignity of needing to be assisted by that lowly commoner Cruz.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 05:06 PM (kumBu)

394 I've seen Penn & Teller locally and in Vegas, read Play in Traffic and Play with your Food, even read Sock (meh). I like Penn and Teller. That being said I imagine in large doses and without Teller Penn can be unbearable. Good magic, funny when writing about magic or calling out bullshit, but can go off the rails with his atheism or political beliefs. Just like I can watch the Three Stooges without necessarily buying into every single one of Moe Howard's personal beliefs.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2016 05:06 PM (ej28x)

395 When the general election runup starts, all the vitriol now directed toward Cruz will be unleashed at Trump, and more. The liberal late night comics and The View harridans will have a field day.

John McCain actually thought the media liked him until the general election hubbub started.

It will be interesting to see Trump fight to overcome the firestorm and marginalization. I don't think he will be intimidated, nor will he be taken by surprise like McCain was.

But Hell with hath no fury like the MSM and the Dems when Trump stands in the way of Hilary's coronation.

Posted by: RM at April 28, 2016 05:08 PM (U3LtS)

396 What if Twitter takes him down for hate speech? What's the plan then?
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit! at April 28, 2016 05:04 PM (mcm0N)

I have no idea - it's Trump' s campaign, not mine.
I'm just here for the magically low-carb popcorn.

Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 05:09 PM (nbrY/)

397 The Hugos are a very small teacup, but the Alt-right's success there is to my uncertain knowledge the very first completely successful pushback in the culture wars.

We know the sample population of SF&F geeks is skewed, so it's foolish to generalize. But I connect the dots of that, and the OSU unexpected spine-growing. And I dare for the first time in decades to be..

Posted by: Hopeful at April 28, 2016 05:11 PM (5VvBx)

398 So, per your advice yesterday, the stupid baby boomers should take a backseat since they caused this and let us millennials handle it, right? We have the alt-right! Fear our fully operational Twitter snark machine!
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 05:03 PM (kumBu)

We're currently fighting each other to decide who will lead the fight against the democrats.

I prefer the candidate with crossover appeal, not the one that will go back to the evangelical well that was poisoned during GWB's presidency.

If baby boomers won't help, but instead insist on telling lies about said candidate (when there are plenty of truthful criticisms to make) while mounting liberal race and misogyny attacks, then yes, they will clear out.

Not "they should clear out" by the way. I want them in the coalition. I have said that all along. They're the ones threatening to stay home. Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 05:12 PM (xuouz)

399 351
Trump is going to miss the "free" media coverage he's become to expect.

He'll get a bunch at first, because they are all hoping they can be the one that can gotcha him, that they will be the one that gets the gaffe or nails him with a zinger that destroys his campaign.

When that doesn't work, they'll start the blockade like they did with Fiorina.
Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at April 28, 2016 04:51 PM (39g3+)

-----------------

Don't know how many times I've heard about Trump's campaign headed for it's final destruction. Has happened almost every week since last summer when it started. This or that is going to finally do him in. Really starting to get funny now.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2016 05:13 PM (Fmupd)

400 Oh dear God, a Begonia sighting.

Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 05:14 PM (780X6)

401 73. Why are cops shooting pandas

Because dogs are just too easy

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 28, 2016 05:15 PM (c8niA)

402 "Not "they should clear out" by the way. I want them in the coalition. I have said that all along. They're the ones threatening to stay home. Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 05:12 PM (xuouz) "

Every side threatens to stay home. It's a negotiating tactic - a poor one, though.

But gee, I wonder why those baby boomers don't cotton to being told they should fall in line behind the unimpeachable wisdom of the fresh out of college 20-somethings who make up the alt-right.

I mean, for fuck's sake man, I'm 28, and I certainly have my HQ bonafides of being a snarky asshole, and even I think you come off as a bit of a smarmy young know-it-all.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 05:19 PM (kumBu)

403 That Newt?

Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 04:55 PM (noWW6)


Yup. That's the guy.

Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 05:24 PM (Zs4uk)

404 I like how Cruz supporters are pretending Kasich is the one who reneged. Cruz told people in private he wasn't gonna honor the deal pretty much from the start. Kasich caught wind of it (because of course he did, it's the information age). If you think it's crazy for Cruz to admit to it, ask yourself why Dumb & Dumber publicly announced this? Cruz had to know that it would not sit well with the public, just like bragging about his delegate theft did. Cruz supporters like to claim that Cruz is a very competent person compared to that bumbling fool Trump, but it's obvious to me that maybe Cruz really is a Republican Hillary Clinton in every sense of the word, down to the bumbling tone deaf incompetence.

Posted by: Johnny at April 28, 2016 05:40 PM (Ypf1L)

405 "Posted by: Johnny at April 28, 2016 05:40 PM (Ypf1L) "

Layers upon layers. Wait until the Raelians get a whiff of this.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 05:48 PM (kumBu)

406 The strategy of picking Sarah Palin was good politically for John McCain because a lot of people who did not like him voted for him in the hope that, since he is a sick old man, the job would kill him and Sarah Palin would be President.


I think that Donald Trump is too healthy for that to work for him.

Posted by: obnoxious ahole at April 28, 2016 05:49 PM (MpvuV)

407 I trust in the overweening ego of anyone who wants
to run for president.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hire Instigators, Inc. to Spice Up Your Formal
Dinner! An Outrage Outlet subsidiary. at April 28, 2016 04:44 PM (hLRSq)

That perspective--that anyone running for POTUS can only desire to do so because of ego--I believe to be false. As hard as it may seem to believe, there ARE some patriots left.
If you actually believe what you claim, who's ego are you supporting?


Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 05:58 PM (aRUb8)

408 73


Why are cops shooting pandas?



#pandalivesmatter

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 03:58 PM (T0BVJ)

Because they got some black on 'em. Notice how there doesn't seem to be many Dalmatians left? Cops killed 'em.

Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 06:02 PM (aRUb8)

409 384
Cruz got rolled that hard by a worthless 3rd stringer. But yeah, he totally has what it takes to beat Hillary.


Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 28, 2016 05:00 PM (S2VsH)

Non sequitur.

Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 06:05 PM (aRUb8)

410 @404 Johnny please know it was *not* theft. Numerous times a candidate has been put forward with less than the required number of votes to win the nomination. Abe Lincoln came to the convention with about 22% of the voting delegates in 1860 (first GOP convention)

Posted by: TheThinMan at April 28, 2016 06:23 PM (GXwGP)

411 So, if I understand correctly, Trump has positioned the race so that Hillary will have to defend:



1. That America should not come first



2. That we should let more Muslims move to our country



3. That it's racist to say "all lives matter"



4. That we should stay in NATO even if the other members all refuse to pay their fair share.

Yep, he's totally going to lose this one. Pack it in and let the guy who was forced to make public backroom deals with Kasich to 'ave a go at it. We have all the time in the world, demographics on our side, no biggie.


Posted by: Dystopia Max at April 28, 2016 06:26 PM (61Gds)

412 "I can imagine no more frustrating exercise than trying to make Cruz supporters see that this election needs to be WON, and the manner in which that is effected is meaningless. That the polling disadvantage Trump has against Hillary is due to decades of dereliction of duty in pitching self-government and free expression to our population, and allowing the left to control media, the academy, and entertainment, giving them up, slowly at first, and then willingly, and in the last 8 years with a kind of sick pride.

This election is going to be ugly and crude and awful because that is the state of our country, and the finishing touches were put on this ugly crude awful culture of ours while conservatives were busy listening to Glen Beck talk about Woodrow Wilson instead of countering the relentless, steely-eyed community organizing the left has tens of millions of its young brownshirts doing daily.

The right made this candidate a possibility. In fact it is precisely the vitriol and high-pitch of truecon opposition which makes Trump palatable to the left. Because the left doesn't know policy. Doesn't even know how wages and taxes work. It only knows aesthetics. At least they know that.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 04:57 PM (xuouz)"

Actually, as a Cruz supporter, I'm quite well aware that this election needs to be won. It's precisely because I'm convinced Trump would lose it badly that I'm in favor of Cruz fighting on to the bitter end.

Any campaign against Hillary Clinton will necessarily be ugly because she and her pack of vicious minions are nasty people tasked with the unpleasant job of trying to sell a candidate who is justifiably disliked and distrusted. She should be preparing for a criminal trial, not campaigning.

Winning this is going to take appealing to the widest set of the GOP and like minded independents while aggressively pressing the case against Hillary Clinton. Trump can certainly press aggressively, but I doubt his ability to win people over to his view that aren't already there. Once the Hillary campaign

If he gets the nomination, we'll see. A lot of GOP voters like me will sadly, reluctantly vote for him as the lesser of two evils and hope for the best.

Posted by: Jill v2 at April 28, 2016 06:27 PM (UYQcx)

413 "When that doesn't work, they'll start the blockade like they did with Fiorina."

IMPLYING FIRIN' FIORINA WAS EVER LIKEABLE AT ALL, LET ALONG A POPULIST ELECTION.

Posted by: Dystopia Max at April 28, 2016 06:28 PM (61Gds)

414 Posted by: Dystopia Max at April 28, 2016 06:26 PM (61Gds)

1. Strawman.

2. Point out that Trump said that "We have to let the refugees in".

3. She says "of course not...thats just silly."

4. "It's more complicated than simply kicking them out of the building."


And the msm will Candy Crawler for her.

Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2016 06:45 PM (aRUb8)

415 Ted has made a few -- owies, so?
He's fucking miles ahead on where I want my
world to be. Smaller, and smaller, and smaller
government. Nearly non-existent.

Oh, and that weasel at the IRS, should be next in
line for... firing, impeachment, etc.

But, Eddie Munster/Count Chocula bothers people.
Alrighty then.

I'm, Galt-ish in the eventuality.

Posted by: micky at April 28, 2016 07:18 PM (o5vMc)

416 " I like how Cruz supporters are pretending Kasich is the one who reneged. Cruz told people in private he wasn't gonna honor the deal pretty much from the start. Kasich caught wind of it (because of course he did, it's the information age). If you think it's crazy for Cruz to admit to it, ask yourself why Dumb & Dumber publicly announced this? Cruz had to know that it would not sit well with the public, just like bragging about his delegate theft did. Cruz supporters like to claim that Cruz is a very competent person compared to that bumbling fool Trump, but it's obvious to me that maybe Cruz really is a Republican Hillary Clinton in every sense of the word, down to the bumbling tone deaf incompetence.
Posted by: Johnny at April 28, 2016 05:40 PM (Ypf1L)"

You got a link for any of that stream of consciousness conspiracy stuff? You seem to be saying it's on the internet, yet I never heard of it.

BTW, I think it's delightful for Trump supporters to bash Cruz over fantasy similarity to Hillary. You know you're the ones supporting a Hillary/Gore/Weiner/Pelosi donor and fan, right?

Hillary versus Hillary donor = the least important election in history. Why would a conservative even worry about it?

Posted by: Dustin at April 28, 2016 07:22 PM (a7sQX)

417 You've been playing category error and small game fallacies for well over a decade, Ace.

How's that been working out for ya? Politically speaking?

Posted by: The Hot Gates. at April 28, 2016 07:41 PM (k3uSs)

418 Ace, you forgot to mention that Kasich is a douche.

Micky, I'm right there with you. We hear year after year the complaint that we need someone conservative, not someone marketable. Now we have a guy who makes the Constitution an Actual Thing and people are harumphing his personality. WASTF.

Posted by: boomstick at April 28, 2016 08:03 PM (ASeyd)

419 But remember, he is so "beloved" in Ohio. That was a bunch of bs all along. Or maybe all of us Ohioans are stupid pricks. Lol

Posted by: Rick554 at April 28, 2016 08:19 PM (DZsvp)

420 So even when Cruz is mathematically eliminated he's hanging on.

His ONLY hope is for a contested convention (IE STEAL the nomination away from Trump).

"Give the people what they want!" is what I used to hear.

Now it's "You're too stupid to vote!"

Coming form my own party that hurts pretty bad. This is a tactic the Democrats trot out after an election failure.

Being that Cruz understands very well that a contested convention WILL go in his favor, it's really falling on deaf ears that he is anti establishment.

You cant claim you are against your only hope of winning anything.

Ya just cant.

Also, just because the drunken idiot Boehner finally finds some 'courage' to call out an adversary (never seemed to have that......fortitude when he actually was in charge of shit) in such a wildly STUPID fashion is not anything one should hold as an 'endorsement' for Trump.

I mean... for fucks sake guys REALLY?

Posted by: Triple Twenty at April 28, 2016 08:29 PM (ficNf)

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