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Vice: Here's What It's Really Like to Fight For ISIS
Evil death-worshipping clowns -- they would be laughable, if their black hearts were not so set on murder.
They took this propaganda video using a head-mounted camera (which is always looking in the wrong place -- canted too far down -- because they're fuck-ups) and meant to show the world their might as they cruised around murdering people in their "improvised broke-ass Fat Albert Delta Deathmobile," as spongeworthy calls it. (Well, I added broke-ass and Fat Albert.) Then they ran into the Peshmega. If only more of them were killed it would be a great video.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2016 11:51 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2016 11:51 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 28, 2016 11:53 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 28, 2016 11:53 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 28, 2016 11:53 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 28, 2016 11:53 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 11:53 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Disappointed Recruit at April 28, 2016 11:54 AM (pMGkg)
I viewed a shorter version earlier. That they were hit by a Peshmega rocket wasn't made clear in that one.
Abu Hajaar! Abu Hajaar!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2016 11:57 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 11:57 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 11:58 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Disappointed Recruit at April 28, 2016 11:58 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2016 11:58 AM (NSb9d)
This place is entirely goatless.
Abu Hajaar is getting set up to play that role, from all indications.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2016 11:59 AM (BK3ZS)
We know where Trigglypuff will be today. Stay well back.
Posted by: JEM at April 28, 2016 11:59 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 11:59 AM (2dCY8)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:00 PM (oKE6c)
"improvised Delta Deathmobile"
"We're sorry we can't come out now -- we're doing the dishes!"
bwahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2016 12:01 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 12:01 PM (2dCY8)
People need to hang their heads in shame.
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:01 PM (9221z)
JV Team.
Though, like so many lesser-skilled armies of the past, they can absorb the losses better than the Peshmerga. They had been winning largely on numbers, and they still can if the West won't take them seriously.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 28, 2016 12:02 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 12:02 PM (Bbsg+)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 28, 2016 12:02 PM (vRKfn)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 12:02 PM (qCMvj)
People need to hang their heads in shame.
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:01 PM (9221z)
Priorities. Fighting them isn't as important as gays and trannies in the military.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2016 12:03 PM (493sH)
Where's my magazine?
Take off the safety cap!
Abu Hajaar!
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 12:03 PM (2dCY8)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2016 12:03 PM (nckx1)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 12:03 PM (qCMvj)
That's IS. With lots of money and guns and no moral compass whatsoever.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 12:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Adriane the Past, Present, & probably Future SOS Critic ... at April 28, 2016 12:04 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 12:02 PM (qCMvj)
If a bunch of crazed murderous a-holes packing automatic weapons drove by my house on their way to finding people to kill, I'd give them a thumbs up too.
Then slam the door, and hope they bought it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:04 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Chaos at April 28, 2016 12:04 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: navybrat at April 28, 2016 12:05 PM (8QGte)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 12:05 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Adriane
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Three hots and a cot. Good times, good times.
Posted by: ISIS at April 28, 2016 12:06 PM (9mTYi)
Republican Party too, come to think of it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:06 PM (oKE6c)
2. Load your rifle.
3. Shoot.
Would anyone in class like to explain what Achmed did wrong there?
Posted by: CrustyB at April 28, 2016 12:06 PM (GvSpB)
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:07 PM (9221z)
Title : The Three Stooges go to War
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:07 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:07 PM (oKE6c)
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Ain't that the sad fucking truth.
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 12:07 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: CrustyB at April 28, 2016 12:06 PM (GvSpB)
Well I guess He learned His lesson.....The hard way....
Posted by: donna at April 28, 2016 12:07 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 28, 2016 12:08 PM (t9SwN)
2. Load your rifle.
3. Shoot.
Would anyone in class like to explain what Achmed did wrong there?
Posted by: CrustyB at April 28, 2016 12:06 PM (GvSpB)
Sure. He should have just stopped at #1, and awaited developments.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:08 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2016 12:08 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:08 PM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 28, 2016 12:08 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 12:08 PM (2dCY8)
Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2016 12:08 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 12:09 PM (qCMvj)
They're allowed to continue their blood-thirsty slaughter and destruction of the region's religious artifacts. It is unconscionable.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 12:09 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Chaos
Reminds me of a cartoon I wrote one time about an Amish suicide bomber.
"Ye shall pay for your sins!"
(lights long fuse on powder keg strapped under black overcoat, people scatter in all directions)
"Hey? Where'd everybody go...."
*BOOM!*
Posted by: CrustyB at April 28, 2016 12:09 PM (GvSpB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 12:09 PM (Nwg0u)
Except... that's what the US army is up against more often than it makes sense. Pull the trigger on your AK and wave it around is the Somali idea of firepower. These guys not only lack training, they lack any concept of a firefight or tactics, from what I've read and heard from vets. Its like fighting school kids who never played a video game.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 12:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:10 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 12:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 28, 2016 12:10 PM (Sr48m)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zz7hz87
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2016 12:11 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:11 PM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:12 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:12 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 12:12 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Hillary Bot 2016 v 2.1.3 at April 28, 2016 12:12 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 28, 2016 12:12 PM (sSCVO)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 12:12 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 12:13 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:13 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 12:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:14 PM (oKE6c)
Sent it to son to share with his campus veterans' group. They'll love it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2016 12:15 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 28, 2016 12:15 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:15 PM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:15 PM (9221z)
"the tactical retreat roll"
You beat me to it. That is the greatest break-contact drill I've ever seen.
Posted by: JPS at April 28, 2016 12:15 PM (LB6W+)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 12:16 PM (mvenn)
And there are enough of them who are deranged enough that they can "afford" to act like that. Just like in Blackhawk Down- superior training and firepower only counts as long as you have ammunition.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 28, 2016 12:16 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: GoPro at April 28, 2016 12:16 PM (nckx1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:16 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: x at April 28, 2016 12:16 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 12:16 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:16 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:16 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 28, 2016 12:16 PM (t9SwN)
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:12 PM (9221z)
I'd say MG3 just by listening to the rate of fire.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:17 PM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:17 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 28, 2016 12:17 PM (t9SwN)
Inshallah. If allah wills it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 12:17 PM (WavOX)
They're just magnanimous that way.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 28, 2016 12:17 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: nckate at April 28, 2016 12:18 PM (/ygaY)
Posted by: nckate at April 28, 2016 12:18 PM (/ygaY)
Neither was Mark Twain in Innocents Abroad. I particularly remember his comment about "antiquated rifles that, when used, would hang fire just long enough for the intented target to leisurely stroll out of range."
I think we have found George Lucas' role model for stormtroopers.
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2016 12:18 PM (iIzG7)
Who's car did they use?
Posted by: Delta House at April 28, 2016 12:18 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:11 PM (/CXhS)
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Cracking up over here.
Yeah, these fucks have no concept of TTPs.
Training these guys is a major exercise in futility, down to showing them how to turn a fucking wrench.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:18 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 12:18 PM (WavOX)
I was thinking the same.
The video is fascinating but it's not edited very well for narrative flow.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 12:18 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 12:12 PM (mvenn)
Hell, we elected one President.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:18 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Muhammad at April 28, 2016 12:18 PM (Bbsg+)
Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2016 12:19 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 28, 2016 12:19 PM (eHpnh)
Yeah, once you run out, its a problem no matter how terrible your opposition is.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 12:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:19 PM (IPqGj)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at April 28, 2016 12:19 PM (tM4uk)
Posted by: Evil Ottp at April 28, 2016 12:19 PM (x9fEm)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 12:19 PM (WavOX)
Kid just called. It's sex week at his school. He's sitting in a
mandatory seminar with his ROTC guys. So while ISIS is running amok, our
future soldiers are learning about diversity. And feelings.
Posted by: nckate at April 28, 2016 12:18 PM (/ygaY)
Well isn't that special.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:20 PM (FsuaD)
I think that part is legit. They have anti-armor and anti-personnel rockets.
They just don't know where they put them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 12:20 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:18 PM (rlfds)
The jumping jack video still gets me every time.
W. T. F.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:20 PM (/CXhS)
Posted by: YIKES! at April 28, 2016 12:20 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 28, 2016 12:20 PM (sSCVO)
Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2016 12:21 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: no good deed at April 28, 2016 12:21 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: NB at April 28, 2016 12:21 PM (l0f87)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:21 PM (FsuaD)
closest path to paradise yet so few of them are willing to take that
leap themselves. They always seem content to let others step into
paradise before them.
They're just magnanimous that way.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 28, 2016 12:17 PM (SEXy3)
"Martyrdom is the most pleasing to Allah, and will get you into Paradise immediately!
"Uh, me? Uh ... I would, but I've got to wash my hair. Every coupla years, whether it needs it or not. But you guys go without me, and I'll catch you up."
Love the hash, btw.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:21 PM (oKE6c)
1 - wall on the border
2 - increase border patrol and enforce (3x I think)
3 - NATO members pay their fair share
4 - Law for reciprocal CC
All those are specific policies by Trump that haven't changed.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at April 28, 2016 12:21 PM (B+Arn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 28, 2016 12:22 PM (k4M/B)
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Based on the reading that I've done, the Arabs would need to make some major cultural changes to have effective militaries. They can apparently do reasonably well when they know that someone competent has their back. But Obama pretty much killed any chance of that in Iraq when he let the SOFA negotiations fail.
Posted by: junior at April 28, 2016 12:22 PM (t+Qw5)
I think we have found George Lucas' role model for stormtroopers.
Pic going around Facebook:
Caption:
Stormtroopers after a strenuous and fun day of playing paintball.
(Every one of them is completely clean)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 12:22 PM (WavOX)
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2016 12:22 PM (iIzG7)
(re a dude about to fire rocket propelled grenade with the back of the thing pointed into their little mobile tree house)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2016 12:22 PM (dciA+)
Oh, watching the IPs and IAs (Iraqi Police, Iraqi Army) conduct PCCs/PCIs (pre-combat checks, pre-combat inspections) was comedic gold.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:22 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Singin' Ted at April 28, 2016 12:23 PM (nckx1)
I wouldn't expect her foreign and military policy to differ from Obama's very much, although there will be a new tone and perhaps more emphasis on graft.
(By a new tone I mean that she will play the role of the experienced, mature "pragmatist," as opposed to Obama's Lightbringer.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 12:23 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 28, 2016 12:23 PM (WBahS)
No wonder they're losing. Where are the women fighters? Where are the trannies, the flaming poofters, and other assorted degenerates?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:16 PM (oKE6c)
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And the eco-friendly fuels.
Posted by: iforgot at April 28, 2016 12:24 PM (pC96u)
W. T. F.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:20 PM (/CXhS)
Diving thru flaming hoops.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 12:24 PM (WavOX)
I think a lot of people treat guns as a magic talisman, you point the weapon and people die.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 12:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:24 PM (oKE6c)
(re a dude about to fire rocket propelled grenade with the back of the thing pointed into their little mobile tree house)
Yeah, but that bit was out of context.
I was really hoping that it was a foreshadowing and the video would end when he shot the inside of his own tailgate.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 12:24 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at April 28, 2016 12:24 PM (v9eSj)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 12:24 PM (WavOX)
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That would have made my basic training much more enjoyable.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:25 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:25 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:25 PM (IPqGj)
fighters? Where are the trannies, the flaming poofters, and other
assorted degenerates?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:16 PM (oKE6c)
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And the eco-friendly fuels.
Posted by: iforgot at April 28, 2016 12:24 PM (pC96u)
And did they ever stop to think how much global warming they're causing by driving the Deathmobile around? What's it get, maybe 10 mpg?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:25 PM (oKE6c)
Your right eyelid gets one, a toenail another, and so on. Live it up in paradise. Chit chat with Mo about mayhem.
They'll go for that one.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at April 28, 2016 12:25 PM (U6f54)
Then, the sweetest sound in the world, a loud WHOOOOSH! and the hillside full of goat rapers went all splodey. Thanks be to God for the guy who called in coordinates and killed the bastards who were trying to kill my son.
And I'll just keep my thoughts about his CiC to myself, to avoid a banning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:26 PM (FsuaD)
I can't wait to read Ace's full review of this movie.
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2016 12:26 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:25 PM (IPqGj)
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Nothing has changed since then.
They still suck.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:26 PM (rlfds)
Oh, watching the IPs and IAs (Iraqi Police, Iraqi Army) conduct PCCs/PCIs (pre-combat checks, pre-combat inspections) was comedic gold.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:22 PM (rlfds)
I'll bet.
Comment over there-
'Similar thoughts. A one on one fight of a U.S. marine vs. a semi-trained ISIS fighter would be fairly even with a slight edge going to the marine.'
*pats head......awww, that's cute that you think that
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:26 PM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 12:27 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Martha Stewart at April 28, 2016 12:27 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: YIKES! at April 28, 2016 12:27 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:27 PM (IPqGj)
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Saladin: *facepalm*
Posted by: Bigby's Floating Sausage Trick at April 28, 2016 12:27 PM (3ZtZW)
warming they're causing by driving the Deathmobile around? What's it
get, maybe 10 mpg?
Posted by: Jay Guevara
But it looks bitchin when you roll up at the number 6 dance later
Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2016 12:27 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:25 PM (IPqGj)
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Nothing has changed since then.
They still suck.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:26 PM (rlfds)
It's almost as if some peoples/cultures are just naturally congenital fuckups. Almost.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at April 28, 2016 12:28 PM (12kBq)
"
Oh, Jane! Yeah my thoughts on those ROE are also banworthy.
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 12:28 PM (2dCY8)
*pats head......awww, that's cute that you think that
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:26 PM (/CXhS)
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I'd put up an E-3 supply clerk whose last time at the range was back in AIT against an so-called Republican Guard, much less an ISIS twit, any day.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:29 PM (rlfds)
It's almost as if some peoples/cultures are just naturally congenital fuckups. Almost.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:28 PM (oKE6c)
Its what you get when you marry your first cousin
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:29 PM (9221z)
I linked this earlier:
https://twitter.com/Watcherone
You have to scroll down. It appears life in Raqqa under ISIS is not paradise. Most are starving and ISIS is so paranoid they are killing their members for spying.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 12:29 PM (iQIUe)
"Premature detonation." (snork!) I'm sooooooo stealing that.
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2016 12:29 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Martha Stewart at April 28, 2016 12:27 PM (12kBq)
"It's a good thing."
A damned good thing, when people are shooting at you.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:29 PM (oKE6c)
*tilts head*
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 12:29 PM (2dCY8)
Posted by: Abu at April 28, 2016 12:30 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 12:30 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Marie "Milk Maid" Harf-Harf at April 28, 2016 12:30 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 12:30 PM (Nwg0u)
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Hmmm...
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:30 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 12:24 PM (1xUj/)
I didn't see exactly but I think they left the safety cap on it too.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (tM4uk)
They also have nothing to do with any pretense of equality, either their boot is on your face, or yours on theirs.
That is why they make crummy soldiers.
Posted by: navybrat at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (8QGte)
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Saladin: *facepalm*
Leonidas, Sparta, 300 vs 100,000. Took treachery to beat the Spartans.
Nuff said.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (WavOX)
would be fairly even with a slight edge going to the marine.' "
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (tM4uk)
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They did.
*snort*
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: John McCain at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (12kBq)
"We're losing to this?" and then begin impeachment proceedings.
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (IPqGj)
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That's only those derringers
Posted by: Bigby's Floating Sausage Trick at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 12:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:32 PM (rlfds)
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Hey..., pick on the Battalion HQ clerks, would 'ya? At least we know something about gear.
Posted by: E-3 Supply clerk at April 28, 2016 12:32 PM (9mTYi)
There was a story a few days back about a couple of welfare leaches in Europe who wanted the government to pay for their IVF, despite the fact they already had 8 kids, several of whom had genetic disorders.
Unspoken but obvious, they were Muslim cousins.
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 12:32 PM (2dCY8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (IPqGj)
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Damn.
*deletes email*
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:32 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2016 12:32 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: John Kerry at April 28, 2016 12:32 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Sgt. Major Mulcahy at April 28, 2016 12:33 PM (nckx1)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2016 12:33 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:33 PM (FsuaD)
Hey! If they ain't good enough for your family.......
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 12:33 PM (WavOX)
And they've got a grudge, and are damned good at fighting. Hell, they've taken the trouble to arm themselves - Lord knows how - and their fighters hunt down ISIS and kill them with glee.
I say, 'Train and arm them. Equip these people with the best we can offer, give them air support, and let them do the job.'
Lord knows they're just about the only decent people in the area. All they want is a land they can call their own, and to spill some Turk and jihadi blood. A lot of the former, and plenty of the latter.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2016 12:34 PM (lutOX)
Also, remember how during the initial Iraq invasion the museum of antiquities was supposedly sacked (the artifacts had been hidden) - all of the Lefty hand-wringing and complains that that dang cowboy Bush was responsible for the theft and destruction of that region's historic treasures?
Yeah, not hearing any wails about the detruction of so many historic sites by ISIS - old Roman structures, centuries old churches and mosques, etc.
Whatever, amiright?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 12:34 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2016 12:34 PM (KUTP5)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 12:34 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:34 PM (IPqGj)
Read that there were about 2000 westerners a month joining ISIS and now to 200.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 12:35 PM (iQIUe)
I just want an animated gif of the UMass land whale flapping her lips with "ABU HAJAAR!" overlaid.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2016 12:34 PM (KUTP5)
Dammit. I just half choked/snorted tea all over my keyboard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:36 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:34 PM (IPqGj)
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Drug-fueled terrorists who are confused as to which restroom to use.
Blockbuster, I tell ya.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:36 PM (rlfds)
"ACME"
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2016 12:36 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:36 PM (IPqGj)
Posted by: Denny Hastert at April 28, 2016 12:36 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 12:37 PM (nbrY/)
invasion the museum of antiquities was supposedly sacked (the artifacts
had been hidden) - all of the Lefty hand-wringing and complains that
that dang cowboy Bush was responsible for the theft and destruction of
that region's historic treasures?
Yeah, not hearing any wails
about the detruction of so many historic sites by ISIS - old Roman
structures, centuries old churches and mosques, etc.
Whatever, amiright?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 12:34 PM (NOIQH)
CPUSA: all agitprop, all the time. As Angela Davis once said, "The Party doesn't care about the issue. The issue is merely a vehicle for building a mass movement."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:37 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (Zu3d9)
They were the one that gave the Israels the toughest fight mainly because their training is British based compared to the other Arab armies which are Russian trained.
Posted by: YIKES! at April 28, 2016 12:37 PM (yfObW)
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Soldiering is different than being a raider, a torturer, a terrorist, a rapist, etc. They specialize - it seems culturally - in cruelty and attacking the weak/innocent. And in those areas they are, admittedly, superior to us.
Posted by: Bigby's Floating Sausage Trick at April 28, 2016 12:37 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: JHW at April 28, 2016 12:37 PM (kn0BL)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 12:37 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:36 PM (IPqGj)
Or screaming, "Can we got some
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:37 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: B.A. Barackus at April 28, 2016 12:38 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:38 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 12:38 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at April 28, 2016 12:38 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2016 12:39 PM (etV2e)
Comedy gold.
http://youtu.be/roROL5KdXlw
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 12:39 PM (2dCY8)
But it involves an anvil and a coyote.
I'm going to bankrupt them, too--by enrolling them in Trump University.
Posted by: Gen. Donald F. Troop, More beloved by the troops than Washington at April 28, 2016 12:39 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 12:39 PM (0LHZx)
Read that there were about 2000 westerners a month joining ISIS and now to 200.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 12:35 PM (iQIUe)
Good. We need to cull the herd here anyway.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 28, 2016 12:39 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Bigby's Floating Sausage Trick at April 28, 2016 12:39 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Loretta Lynch at April 28, 2016 12:39 PM (9mTYi)
SMFH they just might use SIRI, "Siri which bathroom do I use today?" or "SIRI how to use this evil big black gun?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:39 PM (IPqGj)
invasion the museum of antiquities was supposedly sacked (the artifacts
had been hidden) - all of the Lefty hand-wringing and complains that
that dang cowboy Bush was responsible for the theft and destruction of
that region's historic treasures?
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If Turkey had allowed my division to enter from the north, we may have been able to help with that...but since our assets were floating around in the Med, and we had to go in from Kuwait a month later...well, fuck y'all.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:39 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 12:39 PM (0LHZx)
Just like Prussian aristos were all named "von."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:40 PM (oKE6c)
Islamic Steak!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf8X7bnHJKU
Very funny. Not sure why more people havent watched it.
TakBeer!
Fukgoats!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 12:40 PM (iQIUe)
That video is much like the last memories I have of that Trump rally. You know, before I blacked out....
~sniff-sniff~
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 28, 2016 12:40 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:40 PM (FsuaD)
"Abu Hajaar, what is wrong with you?"
"What is your major malfunction, Abu Hajaar?"
"Disappear, Abu Hajaar!"
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2016 12:41 PM (iIzG7)
BRB.
There has gotta be some gold in there somewhere.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:41 PM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2016 12:41 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 12:41 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Those idiot's wouldn't last one week at band camp.
Wish I knew how to do a strike through I would have done a FIFY.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 28, 2016 12:41 PM (kfcYC)
Comedy gold.
http://youtu.be/roROL5KdXlw
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 12:39 PM (2dCY
Somebody needs to make a mash up of this with "Downfall."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:41 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 12:41 PM (2dCY8)
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at April 28, 2016 12:42 PM (rBI9i)
Posted by: John Kerry Condiment at April 28, 2016 12:42 PM (nckx1)
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2016 12:42 PM (2dCY8)
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2016 12:42 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 12:43 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:43 PM (IPqGj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:40 PM (FsuaD)
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Kerry is being reverentially interviewed by Ken Burns in Austin, in front of an adoring crowd of progressives.
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 12:43 PM (/m8T6)
I actually think Obama's policy was only half-wrong after ISIS expanded. (He should not have let them do that, but that's done.)
I think the current policy is working, but I would have had those oil facilities and trucks bombed on day one.
The problem with ground troops is that these "fuck ups" can still kill the occasional American, especially the suicidal ones.
Posted by: Harun at April 28, 2016 12:43 PM (UBBWX)
Yeah, not hearing any wails about the detruction of so many historic sites by ISIS - old Roman structures, centuries old churches and mosques, etc.
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Not to mention the tombs of various Hebrew prophets you could read about in your OT that are now defiled and destroyed.
Posted by: Bigby's Floating Sausage Trick at April 28, 2016 12:44 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2016 12:44 PM (DL2i+)
For sale: one slightly used Go-Pro helmet camera. Battery fully charged. Only out of the box 45 minutes. Slight nicks, will buff out.
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2016 12:45 PM (iIzG7)
http://tinyurl.com/jmcjwmv
Swarthmore College hosted a 'Fat Justice and Feminism' seminar during which students were told that President Ronald Reagan 'fucked everything up' for fat people, that the Body Mass Index was invented by white supremacists and - for good measure - that communism is superior to capitalism... at least for fat people.
The seminar was taught by feminist activists Cora Segal and Nicole Sullivan, who describes herself as an 'angry, man-hating lesbian,'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:45 PM (/CXhS)
Kerry is being reverentially interviewed by Ken Burns in Austin, in front of an adoring crowd of progressives.
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 12:43 PM (/m8T6)
Ah, Austin. Ken Burns is the wispy douche with the bowl-shaped haircut, right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:45 PM (FsuaD)
I was wondering what happen to ISIS in Libya. They took over Tripoli a couple of years ago and I think they are still there.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 12:45 PM (iQIUe)
'It looked weird and felt wrong'
http://tinyurl.com/qvab7
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:45 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 12:46 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at April 28, 2016 12:46 PM (ODxAs)
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Well that there is something of a cosmic intersection. Throw in Bill Moyers and Charlie Rose and we'd have a hat trick.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:46 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:45 PM (/CXhS)
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Well sure. In communist countries fat people become skinny due to a lack of food. If you're a heffer and need to diet, it's perfect.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 12:46 PM (0LHZx)
And, for the sci-fi fans out there, imagine, if you will, a cadre of warriors whose forebears were Kurds, Sikhs, and gurkhas.
Sardukar would sh*t their pants at the sight of them.
Seriously, though, these guys - and gals - just don't quit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb4B5YxBxHo
Cool video, but very, very violent.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2016 12:46 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: YIKES! at April 28, 2016 12:37 PM (yfObW)
They also had "ex"-British officers in the officer corps as I recall.
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:47 PM (9221z)
Leonidas, Sparta, 300 vs 100,000. Took treachery to beat the Spartans.
Nuff said.
****
There were about 7,000 other Greeks too you know...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2016 12:47 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:47 PM (IPqGj)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 28, 2016 12:47 PM (YFFpo)
"Abu Hajaar, what is wrong with you?"
"What is your major malfunction, Abu Hajaar?"
"Disappear, Abu Hajaar!"
-
Don't even try to aim your weapon, Private Pyle!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 12:47 PM (Nwg0u)
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Which explains the increase of hot air blowing in from the south...
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:47 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:47 PM (/CXhS)
House Panel Approves Measure to Require Women to Register for Draft
Not sure where this legislation goes next...
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 28, 2016 12:47 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:48 PM (IPqGj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:48 PM (9mTYi)
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Because if we were honest about it we'd have to do some mighty un-American things to curb stomp the ideology of radical islam. This is why everybody looks at each other and shrugs, then turns to look at Israel.
Posted by: Bigby's Floating Sausage Trick at April 28, 2016 12:48 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2016 12:47 PM (X7E8f)
I believe they were the fluffers.
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:48 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:47 PM (9221z)
____
Ahem. It's spelled corpsE you hillbilly.
Posted by: Preznit Barry at April 28, 2016 12:48 PM (0LHZx)
Or as he's known around camp: Abu Hajaar-Hajaar Binks.
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at April 28, 2016 12:42 PM (rBI9i)
It's obvious his wolf name is Moon Moon.
Posted by: Moki at April 28, 2016 12:49 PM (ezHMO)
The weirdest is the aussie gal who married a muzzie, had a bunch of kids and they all went to Syria and joined ISIS. The dad was photographed with his son, both holding severe heads. Dad was killed. Mom died of appendicitis. The oldest kid, a 14 y/o who was married off the year before to a fighter who was killed, has a baby to care for and 5 young siblings. Grandma has been trying to get them out but has failed.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 12:49 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:49 PM (IPqGj)
Yeah, Turkey's opposition is a feature, not a bug. Fuck Turkey.
Am I missing something?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 28, 2016 12:49 PM (eHpnh)
they have a map session with toy cars and talk through their attack plan, which was to drive up the road to it, get out and open fire.
apparently, they never considered the issue of return fire, because the video of the attack is all "oh shit..." and ends with the camera staring motionlessly at the sky.
then you are shown the shot up vehicles and the KIAs.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2016 12:50 PM (WhYLb)
Posted by: Axel Foley at April 28, 2016 12:50 PM (dciA+)
House Panel Approves Measure to Require Women to Register for Draft
Not sure where this legislation goes next...
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 28, 2016 12:47 PM (AHDxb)
__
Pass it and send it to Obama who will either
a) veto it and have to explain why women shouldn't have to register when we're told womYns can do anything men can do
or
b) sign it, and then explain to the SJWs that they will have to sign up to one day potentially fight in the white supremacist army
It's win win for the GOP. Which means they won't do it.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 12:50 PM (0LHZx)
Marine what, REMF diversity trainer? Even the smallest marine scares the crap out of me. They could kick my ass without even stopping a conversation. Those guys are some kinda scary.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 12:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:51 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:51 PM (/CXhS)
they have a map session with toy cars and talk through their attack plan, which was to drive up the road to it, get out and open fire.
apparently, they never considered the issue of return fire, because the video of the attack is all "oh shit..." and ends with the camera staring motionlessly at the sky.
then you are shown the shot up vehicles and the KIAs.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2016 12:50 PM (WhYLb)
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I love stories with a happy ending.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:51 PM (rlfds)
Abu Hajarr had a tumble weed stuck in his rifle as he was tumbling like a tumble weed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96XDEMh4Kis
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2016 12:51 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:45 PM (/CXhS)
Redundant. "Feminist activist" implies "angry, man-hating lesbian."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:51 PM (oKE6c)
Islamic Steak is also a Vice video with a, cough, new translation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf8X7bnHJKU
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 12:51 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Harun at April 28, 2016 12:51 PM (UBBWX)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:52 PM (rlfds)
Its fiction but I love the scene in 300 where Leonidas asks the other Greeks what their professions are, then asks the Spartans.
Yeah. They were there. And they fought well. But they weren't Spartans.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 12:52 PM (39g3+)
they have a map session with toy cars and talk through their attack plan, which was to drive up the road to it, get out and open fire.
apparently, they never considered the issue of return fire, because the video of the attack is all "oh shit..." and ends with the camera staring motionlessly at the sky.
then you are shown the shot up vehicles and the KIAs.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2016 12:50 PM (WhYLb)
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I love stories with a happy ending.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:51 PM (rlfds)
gotta link?
Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2016 12:52 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 12:45 PM (iQIUe)
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You're dreaming.
Hillary said her Libya policy was a great success.
So, as far as we're concerned, it was.
Which means we're not going to talk about it.
Posted by: MSM at April 28, 2016 12:52 PM (T/5A0)
the video of the attack is all "oh shit..." and ends with the camera
staring motionlessly at the sky.
then you are shown the shot up vehicles and the KIAs.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2016 12:50 PM (WhYLb)
Well, they won't do THAT again.
Or anything else, for that matter.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:52 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2016 12:53 PM (WhYLb)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:53 PM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 12:53 PM (FsuaD)
Exhibit 347687d-53c.(e) why the GOPe needs to be burned to the ground and the earth salted where it once stood - the sidebar post about former REPUBLICAN speaker Johnny Orange Boner saying he would vote for the un-indicted felon Hillary Rodham over Ted Cruz.
Posted by: DocJ at April 28, 2016 12:53 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 12:54 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:54 PM (IPqGj)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:55 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 28, 2016 12:55 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Bigby's Floating Sausage Trick at April 28, 2016 12:39 PM (3ZtZW)
***
As an Appalachian jewbilly, I can second that. Mountain and hill people are not to be fucked with.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2016 12:55 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 12:54 PM (nbrY/)
Who was Steve
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:55 PM (/CXhS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (Zu3d9)
They were the one that gave the Israels the toughest fight mainly because their training is British based compared to the other Arab armies which are Russian trained.
Posted by: YIKES!
Their problem is that there's not enough of them. And they have to keep their boot on the nwcks of a shitton of Palis and a big chunk of their natives are from the same tribe as the clowns in western Iraq.
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 12:55 PM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 12:55 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2016 12:55 PM (WhYLb)
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at April 28, 2016 12:56 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Sasha and Malia at April 28, 2016 12:56 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 28, 2016 12:56 PM (0LHZx)
That was totally uncalled for.
heh
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:55 PM (rlfds)
Just giving TrigglyPuff the attention she craves
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:56 PM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:54 PM (IPqGj)
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Allah, NO!
Even we have standards.
Posted by: ISIS at April 28, 2016 12:56 PM (rlfds)
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Good.
About damn time.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 12:52 PM (rlfds)
Vote Democrat, girlz! Diversity!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:56 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Gaywad McGee at April 28, 2016 12:57 PM (M7Ze9)
A nice Delta 88 is probably worth a good bit today.
http://tinyurl.com/z2o27nh
Didn't get the Animal House gag til I saw the weld job.
Shouldn't this video have ended in Hellfire.
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2016 12:57 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Martha Stewart at April 28, 2016 12:57 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2016 12:58 PM (ODxAs)
If only their leadership was as good and noble.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 12:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:53 PM (/CXhS)
"Mom, I'd like you to meet ..."
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:58 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at April 28, 2016 12:58 PM (3ZtZW)
I always remember that IDF guy who was on a night patrol, attacked, killed terrorists one by one in hand combat. When one thru a grenade at him, he grabbed a live terrorist and used him as a shield.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 12:58 PM (iQIUe)
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Good.
About damn time.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain...
I'd agree with you if not for the "special soldier snowflakettes get decorated (female) Drill Sargent fired for expecting them to do push-ups & shoot rifles properly" that seems to be in effect now days ...
Posted by: Adriane the Past, Present, & probably Future SOS Critic ... at April 28, 2016 12:59 PM (AoK0a)
>> currently studying at Hampshire College in Western MA.
You can almost smell the BO wafting off that CV...
Posted by: JEM at April 28, 2016 01:00 PM (o+SC1)
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OK that's a nice image, I don't care who you are.
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at April 28, 2016 01:00 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:01 PM (IPqGj)
Ted Cruz reponds to John Boehner calling him 'Lucife...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT2tIefuHrA
no surprise Boehner is a liar
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2016 01:01 PM (qCMvj)
My goat, why did you leave me?
Didnt I show you enough love?
I will search the whole world just for you...
You are the light of my life, my beloved goat...
~~ ISIS love song.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 01:01 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lemonjello Hogleg at April 28, 2016 01:01 PM (n5rgm)
It did have a slogan or maybe just a mis-spray.
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2016 01:02 PM (DL2i+)
I'm hearing that one in Lee Atwater's voice, and am awaiting the outrage from Greenpeace.
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2016 01:02 PM (iIzG7)
We're using the enemy's tools against him, maaannn its like... totes ironic!
Posted by: Mangy Burning Man participant in a haze of hash smoke at April 28, 2016 01:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: oddnot says ~sigh~ at April 28, 2016 01:03 PM (g1MTt)
Cora Segal looks an awful lot like the chick who lost her shit during the UMass Crowder event.
http://tinyurl.com/zgf57ck
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 01:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ISIS at April 28, 2016 01:04 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: ISIS at April 28, 2016 01:04 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2016 01:04 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 01:04 PM (Zs4uk)
Those companies are all for the leftist agenda. Except when it affects them of course
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2016 01:04 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 01:04 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:05 PM (IPqGj)
Posted by: shillelagh at April 28, 2016 01:05 PM (L3vVL)
Posted by: Adriane the Past, Present, & probably Future SOS Critic ... at April 28, 2016 12:59 PM (AoK0a)
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The fear factor alone is lol-worthy.
Posted by: ISIS at April 28, 2016 01:05 PM (rlfds)
I'm imagining a light bulb coming on over Michelle Obama's head, with a new idea for school lunches.
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2016 01:05 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 01:05 PM (/tuJf)
***
Which is why Sun Tzu, who knew a thing or two, said to always leave your enemy an escape route.
The Israelis, like the Kurds, like any minority anywhere, have nowhere else to go, and so, in battle, will never, never, never, surrender.
My people were Polacks and Germans, and Jews through and through, and the one thing that was always hammered home with us was that we have nowhere else to go, and so we must stand firm against any and every threat.
And this is wisdom....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2016 01:05 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses from the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2016 01:05 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 01:05 PM (rlfds)
Could be a lot of laughs. The dissonance between Mooch's arugula brigade (not to mention skeletal vegans) on the one hand and the Oppressed Fat on the other would be priceless.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 01:06 PM (T/5A0)
It would be more surprising to find to the contrary at this point.
Posted by: JEM at April 28, 2016 01:06 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 01:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Orks at April 28, 2016 01:07 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Mohammed Jones at April 28, 2016 01:07 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 01:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Does that include guys pretending to be women?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2016 01:08 PM (493sH)
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 01:08 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 01:09 PM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 01:09 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2016 01:09 PM (SXLjq)
Meanwhile, Obama boasts to the NYT today that his management of the economy was the best in modern history: "I actually compare our economic performance to how, historically, countries that have wrenching financial crises perform. By that measure, we probably managed this better than any large economy on Earth in modern history."
Once again, Obama's only fault was that he failed to explain to us mere mortals how wonderful he is: "I mean, the truth of the matter is that if we had been able to more effectively communicate all the steps we had taken to the swing voter, then we might have maintained a majority in the House or the Senate. We were moving so fast early on that we couldn't take victory laps. We couldn't explain everything we were doing," he told the Times.
So, does he really believe that he cut the debt by 70% and cut unemployment in half because that's what Valerie keeps telling him, or does he know better and he's just trolling us.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2016 01:10 PM (r1fLd)
On purpose or by accident?
My people were Polacks and Germans, and Jews through and through, and the one thing that was always hammered home with us was that we have nowhere else to go, and so we must stand firm against any and every threat.
In so many ways, this is the story of... American conservatives.
If you hear that knock at the door, don't go quietly. Make them pay for every person taken. Make them pay dearly.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 01:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:53 PM (/CXhS)
She's in Fat Studies 101 or did she go right to Advanced Fatso courses?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2016 01:11 PM (493sH)
At some level I think he believes all his BS because he's made a career and lifestyle of substituting his preferred world to the real one.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 01:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 01:12 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 01:12 PM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:12 PM (IPqGj)
OK, Hampshire College had already gone off the rails back in the 80's - had a roommate whose boyfriend went there and there were already cases of kids designing their own frisbee major and whatnot.
The Left is very similar in approach to Islam in that instead of focusing on themselves, putting their efforts into being the best person they can be (however they define it), they are focused on remaking their environment to accept them as they are, accept their value and beliefs. SO you get Slut walks and pricks who want to force all women into burkas born out of the same base philosophy: you must reinforce my values NOW.
Hey, if you're fat and comfortable in your own skin you do not need to force others to embrace a 'fat is beautiful' paradigm, you just live your life to the fullest and ignore anti-fat messages.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 01:12 PM (NOIQH)
If you hear that knock at the door, don't go quietly. Make them pay for every person taken. Make them pay dearly.
===
Like they did in Wisconsin!
*eyeroll*
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at April 28, 2016 01:13 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2016 01:14 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Lesbo SJW anti-racist college asshat at April 28, 2016 01:15 PM (GvSpB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:12 PM (IPqGj)
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I know they don't.
Which is why I too don't concern myself with their tantrums.
Reality has a way of being very brutal to those that ignore it.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 01:15 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2016 01:05 PM (lutOX)
========
A couple of years ago, there was a teenage American girl who made Aliyah and was doing her stint in the IDF. She was assigned to protect a village when it was attacked by terrorists at night. She kept advancing and shooting and shot 4 of them dead.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 01:15 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Draki at April 28, 2016 01:15 PM (F6/Mp)
Even better, there is no grading system at Hampshire.
Seems like a sound investment.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 01:15 PM (/tuJf)
Italy Uncovers ISIS Plot to Attack Israeli Embassy: Some reports say chatter was intercepted on IS Telegram channel
http://ow.ly/3zHVPZ
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 01:16 PM (iQIUe)
Meanwhile, Obama boasts to the NYT today that
his management of the economy was the best in modern history: "I
actually compare our economic performance to how, historically,
countries that have wrenching financial crises perform. By that
measure, we probably managed this better than any large economy on Earth
in modern history."
Once again, Obama's only fault was that he failed to explain to us
mere mortals how wonderful he is: "I mean, the truth of the matter is
that if we had been able to more effectively communicate all the steps
we had taken to the swing voter, then we might have maintained a
majority in the House or the Senate. We were moving so fast early on
that we couldn't take victory laps. We couldn't explain everything we
were doing," he told the Times.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2016 01:10 PM (r1fLd)
So is Steiner now SecTreas.?
Dunning/Kruger 2016.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 01:17 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: map at April 28, 2016 01:14 PM (JBggj)
---
Let me introduce the MK-19, with is basically a machine gun that fires grenades:
http://www.armystudyguide.com/content/army_board_study_guide_topics/mk19/mk19-study-guide.shtml
Not lighting of fuses required.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 01:17 PM (rlfds)
"Don't be shocked if two weeks before the convention, here comes Joe Biden parachuting in and Barack Obama fanning the flames to make it all happen," Boehner said.
Let us pray.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2016 01:18 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2016 01:14 PM (JBggj)
ISIS high tech. Advanced by Achmed the Clock Boy
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 01:18 PM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 01:10 PM (39g3+)
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THIS.
As Soltzhenitsyn said, if every time a commissar came to take someone away to the gulag he had been met with bats and rocks to the head, the whole system might have come crashing down.
But even if you discount that optimistic view, even if there is no hope whatsoever of winning, at least you make them pay. You don't go gentle. You don't go cheap.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 01:18 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 01:10 PM (39g3+)
***
i recall having to talk my mother out of what would have been mass murder, planned by her in retaliation for what happened to my kid bother....
Justice was done, amazingly enough, without resort to her chosen means.
The blood of a free people should never be cheap. I believe that we humans, for all our fault, are made in the image and likeness of our Creator, and that to endure an assault on one of us is neither more nor less than blasphemy.
Yeah, we were from Germany and Poland, and were Red Sea pedestrians through and through, but we went native mighty fast....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2016 01:19 PM (lutOX)
AoS Poll:
Of whom do you hold a lower opinion?
a) John Boehner
b) Dennis "Coach" Hastert
Me? John Boehner, and it's not even close. That's pretty bad.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:19 PM (T0BVJ)
that would be useful on social media
Posted by: McCool at April 28, 2016 01:19 PM (TQxRy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:20 PM (IPqGj)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 28, 2016 01:20 PM (HSmrB)
Even better, there is no grading system at Hampshire.
Seems like a sound investment.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 01:15 PM (/tuJf)
I had the bad luck of once meeting someone from Hamster College. She was a dead ringer for Cora Segal, and had all the lab skills of Abu Hajaar.
She was one of those fat chicks who thought that wearing a poncho, a la Clint Eastwood, over the blubber would fool everyone. Sure, put a poncho over a washing machine and people will mistake it for a parking meter.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 01:20 PM (oKE6c)
Seems like a sound investment.
Every now and then I like to give people hope for Kids These Days.
No. 2 Son's best friend enrolled at Amherst College last fall. One of the best and brightest kids I know. He dropped out after one semester.
I asked him why.
"There are no standards, no requirements. Anything you want to do is good. No one judges your work."
And that drove him nuts so he decided to not waste his father's money. He looked around and found a rigorous art school in Chicago.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 01:20 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:20 PM (IPqGj)
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God, sometimes I miss it...
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 01:20 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2016 01:21 PM (oiNtH)
his management of the economy was the best in modern history: "I actually compare our economic performance to how, historically, countries that have wrenching financial crises perform. By that measure, we probably managed this better than any large economy on Earth in modern history."
90 + million out of the work force, record number on welfare, record debt and zero economic growth. Yep, it's never been better. Take bow Barry
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2016 01:21 PM (493sH)
The brother of the San Bernadino jihadist (with his jihadist wife) was just arrested for, I assume, terrorist-related charges.
Which is funny because the Left and the scaredy-cats on the Right had a fit when Trump suggested we also round up the families of terrorists.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:21 PM (T0BVJ)
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Ok. I'm not -entirely- ignorant on matters concerning modern military weaponry
The MK-19 is an awesome weapon. It's that I've never seen a projectile fitted with a wire fuse before
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2016 01:21 PM (JBggj)
that we couldn't take victory laps.
-
That's always been his problem, just too damn modest.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 01:22 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 01:18 PM (/CXhS)
Wouldn't it be wonderful to see Achmed, the Marconi of Mecca, turn up in one of these videos? Just watching Obongo and the MSM squirm would be worth the price of admission.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 01:22 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at April 28, 2016 01:22 PM (3ZtZW)
OK, Hampshire College had already gone off the rails back in the 80's - had a roommate whose boyfriend went there and there were already cases of kids designing their own frisbee major and whatnot.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 01:12 PM (NOIQH)
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It was off the rails in the 60's.
It was founded off the rails!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 01:22 PM (T/5A0)
And here's Booby Knight declaring he "doesn't give a damn about Republicans" while he publicly endorses Trump at an event in Indiana to a cheering crowd.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:23 PM (T0BVJ)
It was founded off the rails!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 01:22 PM (T/5A0)
It's not even within hailing distance of the rails.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 01:23 PM (oKE6c)
Lizzy, very true.
If there is a grain of truth in the fat-advocacy thing, it's this - fitness nuts can be bloody annoying. There are so many fitness nuts who mistake physical fitness for virtue. It is cult-like sometimes.
Look at Mooch, a typical hypocritical fitness preacher.
So I understand the impulse to be contrarian.
Fact is, just like not everybody can be a super genius, not everybody can be perfectly fit and healthy. Guilting fatties is stupid. It's their lives, their bodies, let them deal with it.
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 01:24 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Harun at April 28, 2016 01:24 PM (UBBWX)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
This is the same delusional nitwit that claimed while in Germany that we are living in the most peaceful times ever!
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2016 01:24 PM (oiNtH)
At first glance I thought this post was addressed to Vic.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:24 PM (T0BVJ)
http://bit.ly/24mOuPk
Also, it looks like #trigglypuff is starting to trend on Twitter.
It's all very funny stuff.
Posted by: Beer Ninja at April 28, 2016 01:25 PM (KBjNt)
Posted by: The Inlaws at April 28, 2016 01:25 PM (9eYoy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:25 PM (IPqGj)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2016 01:26 PM (TOk1P)
I would LOVE to hear Michelle discuss the economics of various countries for the past 30 years or so. I imagine that she could almost fill a thimble with her knowledge on that.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 01:27 PM (NOIQH)
>> a projectile fitted with a wire fuse before
You're talking about the ISIS clowns' rifle-launched pipe bomb?
Please note carefully the chinese cast-iron pipe fitting on the nose.
Posted by: JEM at April 28, 2016 01:27 PM (o+SC1)
There's the knock on the door for questioning and arrest for the justice system... and the knock on the door to take you to the camp. Adjust accordingly.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 01:27 PM (39g3+)
Take home lesson: Don't screw with the Kurds...
Posted by: macleod at April 28, 2016 01:28 PM (Qf5bp)
No. 2 Son's best friend enrolled at Amherst College last fall. One of the best and brightest kids I know. He dropped out after one semester.
I asked him why.
"There are no standards, no requirements. Anything you want to do is good. No one judges your work."
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 01:20 PM (1xUj/)
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Hampshire never had grades and, long ago, was considered a farce by Amherst students.
Well, Amherst used to be a great school, very challenging.
But now? Oh, they still give grades --- but they're all A's, no matter what you do.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 01:28 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:25 PM (IPqGj)
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I have a friend who's trying to talk me into the Texas Army National Guard.
Yeah, maybe if Texas secedes...
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 01:28 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 28, 2016 01:29 PM (tf9Ne)
>> a projectile fitted with a wire fuse before
You're talking about the ISIS clowns' rifle-launched pipe bomb?
Please note carefully the chinese cast-iron pipe fitting on the nose.
Posted by: JEM at April 28, 2016 01:27 PM (o+SC1)
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In the right hands and at closer range, it's probably an effective weapon.
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2016 01:29 PM (Fmupd)
Well, Amherst used to be a great school, very challenging.
But now? Oh, they still give grades --- but they're all A's, no matter what you do.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 01:28 PM (T/5A0)
I just might enroll.
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 01:29 PM (Zs4uk)
~sniff-sniff~
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 28, 2016 01:20 PM (HSmrB)
No, no - Cruz is the Canadian, not Trump.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses from the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2016 01:29 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:30 PM (IPqGj)
===
And you know which is which. Of course.
Look, I know what you're saying, its just what you're saying is bullshit.
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at April 28, 2016 01:30 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2016 01:30 PM (jxbfJ)
Mad-max to the hilt, heh.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 01:30 PM (rlfds)
The MK-19 is an awesome weapon.
Yeah but some or several some poor bastards have to hump that ammo too.
There are so many fitness nuts who mistake physical fitness for virtue. It is cult-like sometimes.
...
Fact is, just like not everybody can be a super genius, not everybody can be perfectly fit and healthy.
Exactly. Its as tiring as any zealot who won't shut up and can't change the subject. On any topic.
I know I'd feel a lot better and have more energy if I exercised more. But some people can't. That's just how life is. We aren't cut out of a die press.
We're more than our bodies in any case. If you're tremendously healthy and lean and fit and an idiot or corrupt inside, what does it profit you?
And when you're lying in bed dying of nothing, you're gonna feel pretty stupid for not paying attention to the rest of yourself.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 01:31 PM (39g3+)
I skimmed through the video, but at no point did I catch a glimpse the people they were fighting against.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2016 01:31 PM (VdICR)
that would be useful on social media
Posted by: McCool at April 28, 2016 01:19 PM (TQxRy)
There is now
http://tinyurl.com/haacr7a
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 01:32 PM (/CXhS)
" Lawrence of Arabia was not complimentary toward the Arabic fighting man's skills."
Neither was Mark Twain in Innocents Abroad.
I particularly remember his comment about "antiquated rifles that, when
used, would hang fire just long enough for the intented target to
leisurely stroll out of range."
I think we have found George Lucas' role model for stormtroopers.
------------------
This fan movie must be made for the New Order troopers.
Posted by: exdem13 at April 28, 2016 01:32 PM (ry4ab)
You're talking about the ISIS clowns' rifle-launched pipe bomb?
Please note carefully the chinese cast-iron pipe fitting on the nose.
======
Yep, that's the thing that interested me. Awesome. "By the Prophet's nose, hold still! I can't flick my Bic!"
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2016 01:32 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Randy Weaver's Revenge at April 28, 2016 01:33 PM (0q6u6)
Posted by: The Inlaws at April 28, 2016 01:25 PM (9eYoy)
Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/qPaXG0oEInY
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 28, 2016 01:33 PM (mf5HN)
And here's Rob "my son is a homosexual" Portman saying the candidate who has only 155 delegates and has been mathematically eliminated for 10 weeks, Kasich, is the only candidate who can beat Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:33 PM (T0BVJ)
There are so many fitness nuts who mistake physical fitness for virtue. It is cult-like sometimes.
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When you're riding around in an up-armored vic, makes it totes easier.
Now, if you're unfortunate enough to be in a light-infantry unit as opposed to mechanized, yeah, it would suck.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 01:33 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 01:15 PM (iQIUe)
***
may my son marry such a woman, and may my two daughters grow to be like her, and find men who are her brothers.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2016 01:33 PM (lutOX)
I dont get it, I just dont get it
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 01:34 PM (zOTsN)
http://tinyurl.com/z56cnzb
The riots haven't started yet and the the MSM isn't making their O face so I think the cop is black.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 01:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Fact is, just like not everybody can be a super genius, not
everybody can be perfectly fit and healthy. Guilting fatties is stupid.
It's their lives, their bodies, let them deal with it.
Exactly. It's true that the media loves to project an image of female beauty that is not attainable for a lot of people (or no people when they airbrush away normal bodily features). And it's OK to notice and mention that. But anti-fat shaming activism , as with so many other progressive causes, has become this weird cult of 'you must embrace and celebrate my values!'. It is childish. Live your life and act like an adult - you can't demand others behave a certain way, whether it's expecting everyone to participate in your SSM, not blink an eye when you dress like a "slut" (their word), or agree that obesity is beautiful.
Grow up and channel your energy into something more useful.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 01:34 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:34 PM (IPqGj)
It was like watching Obama plan military strategy..
Take home lesson: Don't screw with the Kurds...
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The Kurds didn't have to be tactical geniuses. They just had to hold their ground, wait for those dumbasses to cruise into range, and then let them have it. ISIS dudes concerned with "death or glory" posturing wind up with death, and no glory. Glory is for winners, death is for fools with no battle plan and no training.
Posted by: exdem13 at April 28, 2016 01:36 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Vanessa at April 28, 2016 01:36 PM (eHpnh)
You're not even married yet and you're rooting for your daughters to commit incest?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 01:36 PM (1xUj/)
Now that she's in her mid-20s, she's losing weight, and has a very positive outlook on life, which to be fair, she always had.
That walrusian thing is not happy, will never be happy, and is hellbent on making anyone around it equally unhappy.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 01:37 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: McCool at April 28, 2016 01:37 PM (TQxRy)
Of course that was absurd, but it perfectly illustrated the cost of poor leadership, and a disastrously stupid mindset in military operations (apply *just* enough resources and force to create a stand-off with a sub-sub-sub-off-the-bottom-of-the-charts-non-peer adversary - instead of sweeping them from the board in a week).
All in order to avoid hurting/offending a populace insanely desperate for the imposition of order, hungering for an end to the violence, and accustomed to might-makes-right as the normal form of governance (the only one they'd ever experienced).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 01:38 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 01:38 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:33 PM (T0BVJ)
Based on the head to head polling he is 100% correct.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 01:38 PM (xuouz)
Grow up and channel your energy into something more useful.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 01:34 PM (NOIQH)
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Would you please pass that chocolate cake over to me, Lizzy?
Thanks.
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2016 01:38 PM (Fmupd)
http://tinyurl.com/z56cnzb
The riots haven't started yet and the the MSM isn't making their O face so I think the cop is black.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 01:34 PM (Nwg0u)
'Police talked with the boy's mother, who said she knew her son walked out of the house with the replica gun.'
Well that's nice
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 01:38 PM (/CXhS)
Nuff said.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 12:31 PM (WavOX)
Sorry to be "that guy" but it wasn't just the 300 Spartans, there were a couple thousand other Greek allies. It was only after the betrayal was evident that Leonidas ordered the others to go home while they bought some time with a glorious last stand.
Posted by: Kevin DuBrow at April 28, 2016 01:39 PM (bMcUX)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 01:39 PM (zOTsN)
https://youtu.be/E9eU6xL1e2g
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:34 PM (IPqGj)
Did the rest of you give me the Gamera trailer? You did not.
This is why AP gets lemon bars, people.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 28, 2016 01:39 PM (mf5HN)
I love this place !
Thanks
Posted by: McCool at April 28, 2016 01:37 PM (TQxRy)
You got it. Wish I could add music to it though
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 01:40 PM (/CXhS)
Based on the head to head polling he is 100% correct.
Yeah. Right.
Nobody will vote for him in the primaries, but come election day, they'll come out in droves for Kasich. Yes. Makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:40 PM (T0BVJ)
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That reminds me of the days when I was heavy into bullseye pistol competition. I've had a a just-fired .45acp case lodge between my glasses and my eyebrow on more than one occasion. A lot of fun during a rapid-fire string.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2016 01:40 PM (JBggj)
http://www.armystudyguide.com/content/army_board_study_guide_topics/mk19/mk19-study-guide.shtml
Not lighting of fuses required.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 01:17 PM (rlfds)
The MK-19 is a real crowd pleaser.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2016 01:41 PM (T78UI)
And here's Jeb Bush on CNN now still in presidential candidate mode. The rest of the Jeb interview will be on later.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:41 PM (T0BVJ)
You're welcome.
The movie looks great."I'll give you ramen! And unlimited game time!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:41 PM (IPqGj)
Posted by: Vanessa at April 28, 2016 01:36 PM (eHpnh)
Gonna have to drop that in the ONT this evening.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 01:41 PM (/CXhS)
Tastycakes OK? *shoves it through the usb port*
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 01:41 PM (NOIQH)
-
There are very few of us, in fact, just won.
- Barky Obozo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 01:42 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2016 01:41 PM (T78UI)
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Definitely a favorite of mine...plus easy to disassemble and clean.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 01:42 PM (rlfds)
Maybe she could find a way to make money from it. It's not like she's going to make money from anything else.
Posted by: Randy Weaver's Revenge at April 28, 2016 01:42 PM (0q6u6)
And for those tuning in late who haven't read the thread, Lizzy's comment at #350 is definitely worth a scroll-up!
(Insightful and VERY well said.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 01:42 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 01:40 PM (/CXhS)
"Who Let the Hogs Out"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 01:42 PM (FsuaD)
Unfortunately, our leadership is weaker than these goat fuckers so all I can do is weep for my country.
Posted by: LGoPs at April 28, 2016 01:42 PM (t8gnY)
Posted by: GOPe at April 28, 2016 01:42 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 01:38 PM (Nwg0u)
No that's exactly how they do it, the bullet hits the primer on the back of the grenade and that's how it launches.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 01:42 PM (xuouz)
"Okay! ARM SHAKES! TWENTY REPS! GO!"
"ANOTHER SET! MAYBE A HUNDRED MORE SETS!"
*groan*
"OKAY DISABILITY QUEEN, MOVE IT!"
Posted by: JEM at April 28, 2016 01:43 PM (o+SC1)
There is now
http://tinyurl.com/haacr7a
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 01:32 PM (/CXhS)
_________________________
I'd hit it....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 28, 2016 01:44 PM (HSmrB)
Yeah. Right.
Nobody will vote for him in the primaries, but come election day, they'll come out in droves for Kasich. Yes. Makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:40 PM (T0BVJ)
That's my point, Mickey. The head to head numbers are a stupid litmus test.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 01:45 PM (xuouz)
I'm sure she was counting on it. These people have created a victim culture to excuse everything about their lives, they fail because of the racist, homophobic, women hating, etc., etc. world they live in. Nothing is ever their fault.
They thrive on negative feedback.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 01:45 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: LGoPs at April 28, 2016 01:45 PM (t8gnY)
In any case you don't mess with them, if you can avoid it. I believe that Stalin had "exported" most of them, and most of the military-age males, by the time the Germans rolled in in '42, so we were cheated of that particular match-up (which might have been interesting, IF the Chechens had decided to fight vs. collaborate, that is!).
Of all the conflict zones in the former USSR where we did relief work, Chechnya was the one permanent no-go zone, in capital letters, for US personnel, based on security concerns.
One of the fathers of modern humanitarian aid techniques, a very accomplished guy, met his end there because he didn't believe people when they told him Chechnya was a different planet (he had navigated so many harrowing civil conflict situations in Africa that I think he grew over-confident).
Turned out that it wasn't Chechens who got him, but drunk Russian soldiers (Russian intel cooperated to find out what happened). Sad.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 01:45 PM (QDnY+)
bullets into the grenade mounted on the muzzle. It must just be gas from
a blank, right?
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Yep. There was a special cartridge that was essentially a blank that provided the ignition for the launch charge. During WWII, it's my understanding that the rifle-grenade launchers were issued to the scout-snipers in the unit because they were mostly equipped with Springfield 03-A3s, which made switching from ball to grenade-launcher cartridges a bit easier.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2016 01:46 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 28, 2016 01:20 PM
Mmmm....Mk 19. Because FU and everyone around you!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2016 01:46 PM (bzd8I)
Tastycakes OK? *shoves it through the usb port*
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 01:41 PM (NOIQH)
*waits patiently by USB port*
There are actually huge cupcakes in the office kitchen that I am trying to pretend don't exist.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 28, 2016 01:46 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 01:36 PM (1xUj/)
***
Snarf!
But you know what I mean. Let my daughters marry warriors or the sons or brothers of warriors.
Their mother, my ex-wife, is half-Cajun, half-WASP, and so these things are lost on her, of course. Most Americans have no idea....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2016 01:47 PM (lutOX)
http://bit.ly/24mSAam
Posted by: Beer Ninja at April 28, 2016 01:47 PM (KBjNt)
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:47 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:47 PM (IPqGj)
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 28, 2016 01:46 PM (mf5HN)
Never eat anything bigger than your face.
Unless you're a cobra.
Posted by: GOPe at April 28, 2016 01:47 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: exdem13 at April 28, 2016 01:48 PM (ry4ab)
The founder of K-tel, Phillip Kives (87), died yesterday. Like Ted Cruz, he was a Canadian.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:49 PM (T0BVJ)
Nobody will vote for him in the primaries, but come election day,
they'll come out in droves for Kasich. Yes. Makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:40 PM (T0BVJ)
Kasich benefits from those pointless "if the election were held today" crap polls because he's A. Not Hillory Clinton, and B. Not Don Trump, and C. Not Ted the Canadian.
And neither are dozens and dozens and dozens of other people whose names are not on ballots right now, but would cream Hillory in head to head polls.
It means less than nothing, because unlike most every other human on the planet, John Kasich has been roundly DEFEATED in his race to be nominated. More people have said "no" to John Kasich than anyone else on the planet, including Mario and Jeb!
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2016 01:50 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at April 28, 2016 01:50 PM (+rQ3M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:50 PM (IPqGj)
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2016 01:50 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Randy Weaver's Revenge at April 28, 2016 01:50 PM (0q6u6)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 01:51 PM (nbrY/)
*clinks beer glasses*
Posted by: Zombie Ron Popeil at April 28, 2016 01:51 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 01:52 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 01:45 PM (xuouz)
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True, but not nearly as stupid as confusing primary voters with the general electorate, which some people do here routinely.
What matters are the head-to-head match-ups of likely general-election voters in individual states.
IOW, it doesn't matter if Hillary gets a jillion billion votes in California. It matters what she gets in Virginia or maybe even New Hampshire.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 01:52 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: McCool at April 28, 2016 01:53 PM (TQxRy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 01:53 PM (FsuaD)
Well, I think Betty White is older, like 92. The last surviving Golden Girl.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:54 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 01:54 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 28, 2016 01:54 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:54 PM (T0BVJ)
I have seen that trailer, Anna. It is amazing to see Gamera look mighty instead of something a step higher than the typical Doctor Who monster.
Posted by: exdem13
Gamera is really neat!
Posted by: Singing Japanese kid at April 28, 2016 01:54 PM (k4M/B)
Never eat anything bigger than your face.
Unless you're a cobra.
Posted by: GOPe at April 28, 2016 01:47 PM (nbrY/)
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Or a spider.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 01:55 PM (T/5A0)
The social-networking giant spent more than $5 million last year on bodyguards and other measures to protect Zuckerberg and his growing family, according to a regulatory filing.
But you and me...NO GUNS
What's good for thee, But nor for me
Gotta love them left wingers.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 01:55 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 01:55 PM (/tuJf)
So I have that going for me.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 28, 2016 01:55 PM (kff5f)
Cloris Leachman MADE Young Frankenstein really funny. Without her, it would've been just funny.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:56 PM (T0BVJ)
I thought talking about your co worker's breasts like that was frowned upon in modern offices
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 01:56 PM (39g3+)
Unless you're a cobra.
------
Or a spider
Or a professional gas range-sized social justice warrior.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 01:56 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 01:56 PM (xuouz)
According to ex-Housse Speaker John Boehner, Ted Cruz is "Lucifer in the flesh... I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life"
https://twitter.com/Politics1com/status/725697736259969024
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2016 01:56 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: the barrel at April 28, 2016 01:56 PM (FsuaD)
So he's not your boss boss - just a client?
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 01:57 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: LGoPs at April 28, 2016 01:42 PM (t8gnY)
It was once said of the Scots Greys that they were the 'best horsed and worst led' cavalry in the world...
We can say of the current US Military, that we have the 'best troops, but worst leaders' of any time in US Military history... (IMO).
Posted by: Don Quixote at April 28, 2016 01:57 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: The Barrel at April 28, 2016 01:57 PM (eytER)
If you lick the icing off, they become muffins. And muffins are good for you.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 01:57 PM (WavOX)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 01:57 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2016 01:58 PM (6xtq3)
*pushes tastycake to usb port*
Here, something daintier for you!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2016 01:58 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2016 01:58 PM (6xtq3)
Venezuela, in other words, is now so broke that it may not have enough money to pay for its money.
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Feelin' the Bern baby!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 01:58 PM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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There were special 'grenade cartridges'. They had crimped necks, rather than slugs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:58 PM (9mTYi)
A company we're working with sent us two dozen tins of gourmet cookies today.
I feel sick.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 01:58 PM (xuouz)
Can you just imagine the smell she releases as she gets worked up and sweaty and throws her arms around? The sweat must spray for feet in all directions!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses from the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2016 01:58 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 01:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2016 01:59 PM (uLuPn)
Oh, no, it was my boss who let slip he thinks I'm redundant. It's just that it's only in relation to my work on this client.
It's a complicated relationship between us and the client, but suffice it to say that I'm in the position to know that some of what rolls downhill then splashes back up a little way.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 28, 2016 01:59 PM (kff5f)
flesh... I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my
life"
Well, if Weeping Orange Boner hates Cruz...
Cruz may be my guy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 01:59 PM (FsuaD)
69, I think.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:59 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 28, 2016 01:46 PM (mf5HN)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I never eat anything at potlucks or office parties.
Because you should see the sick, twisted shit I put in the food I take to potlucks and office parties.
Posted by: John Kasich at April 28, 2016 01:59 PM (CbGSW)
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That right there is the best endorsement I've seen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 02:00 PM (9mTYi)
-
I heard they're doing a Cuban version. The theme song will be
Guantan-gamera.
Oh he a Guantan-gamera.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 02:00 PM (Nwg0u)
The preview that made me want to see a film the most recently was Keanu,
with Key and Peele and a pet kitten. It looks really, really fun.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 01:59 PM (39g3+)
Yeah. I may have to see it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 02:00 PM (FsuaD)
Cloris Leachman MADE Young Frankenstein really funny. Without her, it would've been just funny.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 01:56 PM (T0BVJ)
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She sure punched up the Mary Tyler Moore Show too.
In a show loaded with funny characters, she still stood out.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 02:01 PM (T/5A0)
Cruz is "Lucifer in the flesh... I have never worked with a more
miserable son of a bitch in my life"
https://twitter.com/Politics1com/status/725697736259969024
Posted by: at April 28, 2016 01:56 PM (vBeA5)
A little late for Boehner to endorse Cruz as the party pick.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2016 02:01 PM (T78UI)
Hastert is a better person/man than Boehner. That's how much I think of Boehner.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 02:01 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 02:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2016 02:01 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: The Barrel at April 28, 2016 02:01 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses from the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2016 01:58 PM (hLRSq)
________________________________
Stop it,, you're making my tounge hard....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 28, 2016 02:01 PM (HSmrB)
According to ex-Housse Speaker John Boehner, Ted Cruz is "Lucifer in the flesh... I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life"
https://twitter.com/Politics1com/status/725697736259969024
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2016 01:56 PM (vBeA5)
Was in the Morning Dump or the next blog post. Has been discussed thoroughly.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 28, 2016 02:01 PM (391wI)
I should say Boehner is even worse a shit than Hastert.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 02:02 PM (T0BVJ)
Unless you're a cobra.
Posted by: GOPe at April 28, 2016 01:47 PM (nbrY/)
I hope the ladies aren't using that standard, because... well, my trouser snake.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2016 02:02 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses from the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2016 02:02 PM (hLRSq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESOhN-SaH-s
Posted by: exdem13 at April 28, 2016 02:02 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 02:02 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 02:01 PM (/tuJf)
Runnin with the Devil....
Posted by: Jen the original at April 28, 2016 02:02 PM (391wI)
The preview that made me want to see a film the most recently was Keanu,
with Key and Peele and a pet kitten. It looks really, really fun.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 01:59 PM (39g3+)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I have a feeling that if you've seen all of the trailers then you've probably seen the best scenes/gags in the movie.
Posted by: John Kasich at April 28, 2016 02:03 PM (CbGSW)
Boehner sez FBI is gonna tank Shrillary right before the convention. DNC sez "Loose lips sink ships, asshat."
Posted by: exdem13 at April 28, 2016 02:03 PM (ry4ab)
http://tinyurl.com/hj6ybbs
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 02:04 PM (9mTYi)
*handcuffs self to sjw blob girl*
Now I won't fit!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 01:57 PM (xuouz)
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Hmmm.
Going into the barrel.
Being chained to SJW blob.
Sheesh.
I dunno, GoK, but I think I'd take a whirl in the barrel myself.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 02:04 PM (T/5A0)
*handcuffs self to sjw blob girl*
Now I won't fit!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 01:57 PM (xuouz)
FOOOOLLLL! I AM the barrel!!!
Posted by: SJW Blob Girl at April 28, 2016 02:06 PM (TOk1P)
Going into the barrel.
Being chained to SJW blob.
Sheesh.
I dunno, GoK, but I think I'd take a whirl in the barrel myself.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 02:04 PM (T/5A0)
I was gonna say.
Cupcake status update: Uneaten.
I'm so awesome.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 28, 2016 02:06 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 28, 2016 02:08 PM (uhftQ)
Cupcake status update: Uneaten.
I'm so awesome.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 28, 2016 02:06 PM (mf5HN)
*noms caramel swirl blondie*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 02:08 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2016 02:08 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 28, 2016 02:08 PM (uhftQ)
All that matters is that the comment identified as the 500th comment.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 28, 2016 02:08 PM (kff5f)
What's up with the battlefield rolling? Is his ass on fire?
Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2016 02:08 PM (UzPAd)
Well, it is *now*.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2016 02:09 PM (FsuaD)
Going into the barrel.
Being chained to SJW blob.
Sheesh.
I dunno, GoK, but I think I'd take a whirl in the barrel myself.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2016 02:04 PM (T/5A0)
She'll plug it up and I'll be safe, or I'll go through first but she'll plug up the top like a cork and I'll dangle just above the surface of what passes for the "water" at the bottom of the barrel, or she won't plug it up and she'll float there and I'll sit on top, safe from the rash-inducing sludge and unmentionable filth.
Although I neglected to consider my air supply in the event of scenario 2 playing out.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 02:10 PM (xuouz)
*handcuffs self to sjw blob girl*
Now I won't fit!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 01:57 PM (xuouz)
Ghost of Kari - she IS the Androgynous Amoeba!
Qucik! Get the zombie Steve McQueen!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses from the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2016 02:10 PM (hLRSq)
I'm so awesome.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery
So, clearly there's a trick.
Drank cupcakes through a straw?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 02:10 PM (1xUj/)
Damn, my mousing dexterity is really poor with my right hand.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 02:11 PM (T0BVJ)
Show some emotion, Ted, tell people that this festering sinkhole where you've been working for the past several years is filled with losers like Boener, and it's time to clean out the septic tank of a Capitol, get rid of the rot.
Or threaten to kick his ass.
Anything... anything more than another "well, we can't have that sort of talk permeating an important election like this" or whatever other lawyer crap he says when people get in his face.
He would win this whole thing if he didn't sound like a weakling. But he does. Which makes me sad, because I agree with about 97% of what he says.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2016 02:11 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 01:38 PM (xuouz
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I don't mind saying it until I'm Trump in the face. All the polls are skewed because they have to find people who know who Kasich is, which then remarkably leads to Kasich running away in the general.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at April 28, 2016 02:12 PM (B+Arn)
As much as I like Cruz as person (not as a pres. candidate) he pissed me off today, too.
Cruz said "it's not surprising Donald [Trump] attacked Hillary Clinton for being a woman."
Dat dere is bullshit talk that only empowers the Left.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 02:14 PM (T0BVJ)
*handcuffs self to sjw blob girl*
Now I won't fit!------Ghost of kari
Soon all thet will be left of GoK is a set of bloody handcuffs. You think she got that way by eating discriminately?
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 28, 2016 02:14 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 02:14 PM (9mTYi)
1) the wishes of "Peace" upon the mujaheddin clearly going out on a battle mission. "Salam" has perhaps different meanings in context but this can only mean "peace" in this context in the sense of the "peace of the grave."
2) it's clear that a big component of the attraction is truly to commit suicide by battle. Anyone who wasn't at least passively suicidal would have more competency with the arms and insure that your fellow fighters do as well before seeking out other trained, battle-hardened fighters for an engagement.
The video sort of reminded me of the slapstick scenes in the movie "Four Lions," which was a black comedy about British born muj being royal fuck ups. Perhaps it wasn't so much a comedy after all . . .
There isn't a back story about how the video was acquired, and understanding that ISIS probably wouldn't want their clowns exposed, I can only assume that the Kurdish fighters overtook the other muj and that the helmet cam wearer was killed/captured/succumbed to his wounds and the video was released by the victorious Kurds.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 28, 2016 02:14 PM (RfZaB)
Cruz said "it's not surprising Donald [Trump] attacked Hillary Clinton for being a woman."
Awesome lawyer.
ZERO political instincts.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 02:15 PM (Bbsg+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 02:14 PM (9mTYi)
So, the Middle East then?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2016 02:16 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2016 02:16 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: 0302 at April 28, 2016 02:17 PM (wx6iv)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 02:17 PM (xuouz)
Or threaten to kick his ass.
Anything... anything more than another "well, we can't have that sort of talk permeating an important election like this" or whatever other lawyer crap he says when people get in his face.
He would win this whole thing if he didn't sound like a weakling. But he does. Which makes me sad, because I agree with about 97% of what he says.
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This sounds like good advice to me.
Posted by: SH at April 28, 2016 02:17 PM (gmeXX)
ZERO political instincts.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 02:15 PM (Bbsg+)
Why?
Do you actually want the Republican candidate to be throwing around personal insults everywhere?
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 02:17 PM (dpnZC)
Assumes chewing.
I am expecting a full jaw-unhinge.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 02:17 PM (Bbsg+)
This is why AP gets lemon bars, people.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 28, 2016 01:39 PM (mf5HN)
I assume that you're demanding that I up my game?
*searching file folders for Gamera boob pics*
Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2016 02:18 PM (z8yO2)
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Hard to say he has zero political instincts considering he was a long shot to win TX primary and won. Longshot to win Presidential primary - and while not won - is in 2nd. All with very little actual political experience.
Posted by: SH at April 28, 2016 02:18 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 02:17 PM (Bbsg+)
Or something far, far worse. Like learning what the word "casual" means to her.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 02:19 PM (xuouz)
Do you actually want the Republican candidate to be throwing around personal insults everywhere?
Do you disagree that Hillary is playing the woman's card?
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 02:19 PM (T0BVJ)
But if he did that, he would be embarrassing.
Which would lose the last two or three supporters he has.
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 02:19 PM (Zs4uk)
So Maduro is for a smaller less intrusive government ?!
He's a Tea Partier !!!
Posted by: McCool at April 28, 2016 02:19 PM (TQxRy)
Posted by: 0302 at April 28, 2016 02:17 PM (wx6iv) "
But if you don't dress any of your own players, even the JV squad can beat the All-Star team. Any idiot can score on an empty net.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 02:19 PM (kumBu)
A 3-fer.
*golf clap*
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 02:19 PM (Bbsg+)
Although I neglected to consider my air supply in the event of scenario 2 playing out.------Ghost of kari
Don't worry. She'll fart into the barrel for you.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 28, 2016 02:20 PM (+aCe4)
Actually, he has been responding all morning in Indiana. I heard him accepting Boehner's criticism as a badge of honor and also pointing out the second half of Boehner's message, that Boehner would vote for either Hillary or his fellow orange golfing buddy Trump but not Cruz.
I guess that's because Cruz is so establishment.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 02:20 PM (/tuJf)
Cruz ain't an Alpha. It shows.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 02:20 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 02:17 PM (dpnZC)
Want don't matter anymore, fella. Don Trump is YOUR nominee.
Deal with it.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2016 02:21 PM (TOk1P)
How could I move goalposts when they aren't set?
Maybe you should calm down a bit.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 02:21 PM (dpnZC)
Deal with it.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2016 02:21 PM (TOk1P)
Why? I'm not voting for him.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 02:21 PM (dpnZC)
Posted by: Beer Ninja at April 28, 2016 01:47 PM (KBjNt)
Can you just imagine the smell she releases as she gets worked up
and sweaty and throws her arms around? The sweat must spray for feet in
all directions!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses
from the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2016 01:58 PM (hLRSq)
Those are some impressive bingo-wings
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2016 02:21 PM (jxbfJ)
Wait... he really said that?
Dude... just... dude.
Okay, let's assert that you actually believed that. As a conservative running for President if you don't know that Hillary is going to use EVERY attack on her history, her policies, and her politics as "an attack on her for being a woman," then you're an idiot.
And you just legitimized it. For the LIV who heard what Trump has been saying about Hillary (and I haven't heard anything out-of-bounds. He questions her health and then claimed she "played the woman card"), who then hears what Cruz says against her (assuming he gets the nomination) why are they going to believe that your "attacks" are not "for [her] being a woman?"
Seriously. On this front if no other Republicans should be unified.
"No, I don't think Donald Trump attacked Hillary because she's a woman. I think he called her out for her dishonest use of her sex as a shield attempting to have her cake (women must be treated equally) and eat it (women must get special consideration). I think he has previously brought up some relevant questions, in admittedly Trumpian fashion. To whit: is she even healthy enough to serve? I think there is good evidence that for her own health she should step out of this race..."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 28, 2016 02:22 PM (kff5f)
Indiana. I heard him accepting Boehner's criticism as a badge of honor
and also pointing out the second half of Boehner's message, that Boehner
would vote for either Hillary or his fellow orange golfing buddy Trump
but not Cruz.
I guess that's because Cruz is so establishment.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 02:20 PM (/tuJf)
Evidently that's not enough. If Cruz doesn't call Hillary a stinking c*nt on national TV, then that is just too beta, I suppose
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 02:22 PM (dpnZC)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2016 02:22 PM (/m8T6)
Okay--that's better; they're covering his empty podium now. They should ask that podium the hard questions: "Why do you, Mr. M.T. Podium get more airtime than Kasich?"
Trick Question! All Trump podiums are empty podiums.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 28, 2016 02:22 PM (Ndje9)
Cruz said "it's not surprising Donald [Trump] attacked Hillary Clinton for being a woman."
Dat dere is bullshit talk that only empowers the Left.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 02:14 PM (T0BVJ)
Trump did say that if Hillary was a man she wouldn't be getting 5%.
Close enough.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2016 02:22 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 02:17 PM (dpnZC)
It might be fun if the insults were aimed at Hillary and other democrats.
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2016 02:22 PM (Zs4uk)
Drank cupcakes through a straw?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2016 02:10 PM (1xUj/)
First of all, I sees the cupcakeS there. *narrows eyes*
II. I DID NOT IMBIBE THE CUPCAKES IN ANY FASHION SHEESH.
That would involve walking all the way to the kitchen and that's, like, 30 steps or something.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 28, 2016 02:22 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at April 28, 2016 02:12 PM (B+Arn) "
That's not it. It's the 'generic Republican' effect. When they poll 'Generic Repub' vs. 'Generic Dem,' we always do better than the actual election results. Kasich is, to most people, the generic Republican. If he gets nominated, he ceases to be generic, and his poll numbers would go down.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 02:23 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 02:23 PM (/tuJf)
He said, "Frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don't think she would get 5% of the vote."
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 02:23 PM (dpnZC)
Indiana. I heard him accepting Boehner's criticism as a badge of honor
and also pointing out the second half of Boehner's message, that Boehner
would vote for either Hillary or his fellow orange golfing buddy Trump
but not Cruz.
I guess that's because Cruz is so establishment.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2016 02:20 PM (/tuJf)
I'm falling asleep just reading your description. The guy gets punked, and he's not capable of responding like a man. People notice that.
Nobody gives a damn that he's got enemies in Gope. He looks weak.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2016 02:23 PM (TOk1P)
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Other democrats like Trump?
Posted by: SH at April 28, 2016 02:23 PM (gmeXX)
miserable sob
Posted by: x at April 28, 2016 02:24 PM (nFwvY)
Wait... he really said that?
I shit you not. And the way he said it, too, with that sad-sack face of his.
You all know what I'm talking about. Ted gets his eyebrows to do his sad sack face when he talks serious. Bad tv optics.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 02:24 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 02:22 PM (dpnZC)
You wouldn't understand. You don't understand.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2016 02:25 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2016 02:25 PM (TOk1P)
Evidently, I don't. You want a gutter politician who doesn't hesitate to fight in the sewers. I don't.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 02:26 PM (dpnZC)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2016 02:26 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2016 02:27 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: torquewrench at April 28, 2016 02:27 PM (noWW6)
Full quote:
CRUZ: "Well, listen it is not surprising that Donald Trump attacks Hillary for being a woman. Donald has a problem with strong women. This is not subtle, it's not complicated, he has a real problem with strong women, it's one of the reasons he cannot win a general election."
--Yesterday.
You can't say shit like that.
Trump sucks too. He can't stop shitting on Ted Cruz for no good reason. He did it again today in Indiana.
Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 28, 2016 02:28 PM (T0BVJ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2016 02:29 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 02:17 PM (dpnZC)
As opposed to the usual tactic of being a static insult magnet, yes. As opposed to accepting every insult, defamation, lie, and death-fantasy because to do otherwise would be un-presidential, yes. As opposed to acting like the chump and instead turn around and drill the grinning Jackass party members in their braying teeth, hell-to-the-yes.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses from the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2016 02:29 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2016 02:25 PM (TOk1P) "
No, we understand. As Ace would say, you want President Thunderlips, the ultimate male. Most Cruz supporters want someone who is actually committed to conservative ideology, not someone who 'rediscovered' their principles conveniently just in time for an open primary season. As much as you seem to want it to be, this isn't some MTV show where you win by dropping the best diss track about your opponent. But I perfectly understand the fantasy world where Trump makes up his 17 point deficit against Hillary by posting some vicious slams on Twitter. Hilldog gonna get rekt!
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 02:34 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 02:22 PM (dpnZC)
*taps chin*
I see a future for Alex the Chick as press secretary in a Trumpian administration.
Tiara? Free raptor chow? Ability to indulge all of the entertaining parts of her personality? Gold escalator to the top of the lectern?
She'd have it all.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses from the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2016 02:35 PM (hLRSq)
*handcuffs self to sjw blob girl*
Now I won't fit!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 28, 2016 01:57 PM
*Jabba the Hutt laugh*
*opens wider like a fcukin' python*
Posted by: The Barrel at April 28, 2016 02:39 PM (bzd8I)
Kill'em all.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 12:19 PM (IPqGj)
Exactly. Even if they are only 14 or 15. Or 12. Because once they have committed to evil, they cannot be redeemed.
America fucked up by letting Omar Khadr live. Now the little shit is engaged to be married in Canada. To the scrunt who helped negotiate his release from Gitmo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 02:40 PM (ZDDcO)
You know, in an area that so flat that you can be seen miles away, you would be wise to use stealth or move at night.
Just sayin'.
So. Recruitment video or an anti war documentary?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 28, 2016 02:42 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 28, 2016 02:19 PM (kumBu)
Ash Carter Theme Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg
Posted by: 0302 at April 28, 2016 02:45 PM (wx6iv)
That's always the fear. Like that film of the people who had a frat move in next door. Funny trailer, but that was all the funny stuff in the entire movie.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 02:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Officer Paddy O'Irony at April 28, 2016 02:48 PM (Bbsg+)
The ONLY difference is who doesn't hesitate to fight in the sewers.
Posted by: Officer Paddy O'Irony at April 28, 2016 02:50 PM (Bbsg+)
TakBeer!
Fukgoats!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 12:40 PM (iQIUe)
Got a link that doesn't require that I sign in via the Evil Google?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 02:54 PM (ZDDcO)
Name one actual action Cruz has taken that has upheld/advanced conservatives?
We only have his spin on his actions and other of his cheerleaders word for his being a conservative.
And we're not voting for Trump as conservative. We're voting for Trump as re organizing the GOP and DC.
Nothing says that person has to be some version of conservative purity IF his actions (so far only what he says he will do of course but then that's all we ever have with any politician) are conservative it doesn't matter who the person is or why they're doing those actions.
You agree we should build a wall?
You agree we should at least slow Muslim immigrants coming here until we can vet them properly?
You agree that our economic policies are ruining the economy not helping?
You agree that we have been negotiating some bad deals foreign policy wise and trade wise?
If Trump does what he says he will have fulfilled a lot of conservatives (and plain old Americans) desires.
Ted Cruz, in contrast shows a very shallow level of knowing what to do (he's waffled on a number of actions) and he seems quite willing to accept the aid and comfort of KNOWN establishment shills.
His recent VP choice is an example of this.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 28, 2016 02:56 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 02:57 PM (39g3+)
And we're not voting for Trump as conservative.
So why do you care if Cruz is conservative or not? I mean, based on your standard and assumptions here...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2016 03:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:51 PM (/CXhS)
Lo! Thar she blows! The great white whale.
Posted by: Captain Ahab at April 28, 2016 03:02 PM (ZDDcO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:12 PM (IPqGj)
Doubt there is any underlying steel there, Anna. The ugly, it goes to the bone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 03:12 PM (ZDDcO)
Posted by: obnoxious ahole at April 28, 2016 03:13 PM (MpvuV)
Question on old fashion WWII rifle grenades: They can't be firing bullets into the grenade mounted on the muzzle. It must just be gas from a blank, right?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2016 01:38 PM (Nwg0u)
One of the more recent advances is the bullet-trap rifle grenade, which doesn't require blank cartridges. You just slip the grenade over the muzzle, aim and fire a normal ball round to launch the grenade. I don't think there's any being used in US inventory, but several other countries have them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2016 03:44 PM (iwDrB)
Posted by: Daniel at April 28, 2016 04:39 PM (Ur3Wo)
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