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Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 07:29 PM (8BJMp) Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 27, 2016 07:29 PM (RfZaB) 3
Si vous plait! Either get back on the twitterz or blog more, Acey. Dying from lack of Ace content in my life.
Posted by: Mattald J Drump at April 27, 2016 07:30 PM (UKFDQ) 4
What ?!? No Recovery Summer VII ?
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2016 07:30 PM (e8kgV) 5
Skip, is your string intact or are you reseting for the next no-prize record attempt?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2016 07:30 PM (u82oZ) 6
but, Chocolate Rations are up from 27 to 25 grams!
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 07:31 PM (etV2e) 7
Well no kidding, gas is down because no one is using it, aluminum scrap is next to worthless because it's not needed. Millions are under worked or have no jobs.
I'll go get the others Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 07:31 PM (8BJMp) 8
If negative growth is slowing that's a good thing, right?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (1xUj/) 9
Or not, they found me
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (8BJMp) 10
We should probably mint more than a few of those Trillion Dollar Coins, huh?
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (etV2e) 11
It hasn't slowed. To do that it has to speed up first. It has dropped to the cellar since 2009 and never recovered. All the numbers they have been releasing since 2009 are lies.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (vvmPQ) 12
Often, near the middle of the seventh year of a two term Presidency, the economic bumbling of the previous Presidential administration will rear its ugly head.
Really can't be avoided. Posted by: Pual Krugman, the Invincible Krugtorn at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (RfZaB) 13
The Atlanta Federal Reserve had reported GDP growth at 0.01% just a couple of weeks ago
Posted by: Harold Stassen at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (e8kgV) 14
Nope Aces bad day lead to mine, but haven't had back to back firstless days in over 2 months.
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 07:33 PM (8BJMp) 15
A Dog in every pot!
Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 27, 2016 07:33 PM (RfZaB) 16
If you don't believe his numbers, he has plenty more.
Posted by: BignJames at April 27, 2016 07:34 PM (HtUkt) 17
>>The Atlanta Federal Reserve had reported GDP growth at 0.01% just a couple of weeks ago
Affirmative Action has Consequences. Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 07:34 PM (etV2e) 18
Funemployment in Recovery Summer VII! Looking forward to it!
Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 07:35 PM (YFFpo) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2016 07:35 PM (gUoN4) 20
This, in so many ways, is the Story of Obama.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 07:35 PM (etV2e) 21
So, does increasing your negative speed now count as "going slower"?
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 07:35 PM (jBuUi) 22
This economy is crap in so many ways, and if a change in administration doesn't happen we will be like Venezuela with government workers on a 2 day week and 5 day weekends.
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 07:36 PM (8BJMp) 23
Yellen's secret meeting at the White House followed an emergency secret Federal Reserve Board meeting. The Fed then held another secret meeting to discuss bank reform. These secret meetings come on the heels of the Federal Reserve Bank of Atlanta's estimate that first quarter GDP growth was .01 percent, dangerously close to the official definition of recession.
Posted by: Harold Stassen at April 27, 2016 07:36 PM (e8kgV) Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 07:36 PM (iIzG7) 25
Well no kidding, gas is down because no one is using it
Actually, gas has gone up about 30 cents for about the last 6 weeks. At least it has here. Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 07:36 PM (YFFpo) Posted by: Elziabeth Warren at April 27, 2016 07:37 PM (RfZaB) 27
Wait until the current version of the housing bubble bursts!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 27, 2016 07:37 PM (+eR2D) 28
I heard there would be sandwiches. Where the fuck are they?
Posted by: Fat Bastard's Fatter Sister at April 27, 2016 07:37 PM (c7vUv) 29
It's OK -- we've merely downgraded "shovel-ready" jobs to "trowel-ready" jobs. A simple rectification of terminology solves the problem!
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 07:37 PM (jBuUi) 30
Next year: "coke-spoon-ready jobs."
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 07:37 PM (jBuUi) 31
On the plus side, the Republican controlled senate just reinstated subsidies for windmills so we have that going for us, which is nice.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2016 07:37 PM (kTF2Z) 32
Obama's 'booming' economy numbers are called 'abysmal' for any one else.
Posted by: . at April 27, 2016 07:38 PM (uz/Pv) 33
EPA Continues To Implement Global Warming Plan Supreme Court Said It Couldnt
In keeping with the general Obama regime approach: laws were made to be broken. Weasel Zippers Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 07:39 PM (Ozsfq) 34
Well conference call ,,,,later
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 07:39 PM (Ozsfq) 35
On the plus side, the Republican controlled senate
just reinstated subsidies for windmills so we have that going for us, which is nice. Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2016 07:37 PM (kTF2Z) Thank goodness they're looking out for our best interests. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 27, 2016 07:39 PM (+eR2D) 36
The top-line numbers - though their reliability is now in question, yet another Third World quality the new degraded America has developed - may not be the most interesting.
Stats on business failures vs. start-ups, and quality (not just quantity) of employment, things like that, I believe are dramatically bad. And in some cases the worst ever seen, or showing the first negative trends ever seen, etc. My despair and lassitude prevent me from digging them up m'sef, but I think others here are more diligent in following these numbers. Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 07:39 PM (QDnY+) 37
When employment spike by 863,000 jobs to get the zippy administration under 7% unemployment I stopped believing ANYTHING the government was putting out.
Posted by: Hadoop at April 27, 2016 07:39 PM (2X7pN) Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 07:39 PM (iIzG7) 39
Unrxpectedly?
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2016 07:39 PM (B48dK) 40
Food stamps aren't the multiplier they thought they were.
Posted by: fluffy at April 27, 2016 07:39 PM (2hcmo) 41
As Monty would say, "DOOM! We're terminally boned."
Posted by: steveegg at April 27, 2016 07:39 PM (v6+HN) 42
Sometimes, when you're so talented that you can't do what normal people do and it bores you, while playing 11-dimension chess with the economy, you have to sacrifice a pawn or ten. He's winning, you're just not smart enough to see that he's winning. Recall, he's a better economic policy advisor than his economic policy advisors. A guy who is above us and looks down on us like he's God told me so.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 27, 2016 07:40 PM (RfZaB) 43
When the JEF was making a stupid speech in Germany, he, once again, said: "I have a full plate."
By "full plate" he means golfing and fund-raising. Lazy, worthless ass. Meanwhile, he's sending men whose underwear he is unworthy to wash, to war. Although, their boots won't be "on the ground." Fucking idiot POS CiC and his worthless DoD and administration. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:40 PM (FsuaD) 44
Gas is up but it's a seasonal reaction. In Pennsylvania they increased the taxes when it was at its lowest. I think oil for a barrel was around 30$ in late winter before production was cut down. A economist on the radio month or so ago was saying gas tithout all the extra costs would be a buck a gallon.
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 07:40 PM (8BJMp) 45
Part-time has always meant full-time!
Unemployment benefits have always counted as income! "Finding yourself" has always been a respectable career! Interest rates have always been negative! Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 07:40 PM (jBuUi) 46
That should have read prior to the 2012 election. Damn!
Posted by: Hadoop at April 27, 2016 07:41 PM (2X7pN) Posted by: Asian snail dragging a sea anchor at April 27, 2016 07:41 PM (LAe3v) 48
From a crawl to a trickle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 07:41 PM (k4M/B) 49
Why the fuck do I care? I'm outta here in a few months with a shitload of money.
Posted by: Obama at April 27, 2016 07:41 PM (MNgU2) 50
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Why the fuck do I care? I'm outta here in a few months with a shitload of money. Posted by: Obama at April 27, 2016 07:41 PM (MNgU2) And your gorgeous "bride" and m-i-l. Lucky you. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:42 PM (FsuaD) 51
The "girl" from the last post + make Golden Corral open 24 hours a day = instant Stimulus.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 07:42 PM (kumBu) 52
At some point, you've made enough money.
Posted by: Obambam at April 27, 2016 07:42 PM (uUhhd) 53
I know I'm breaking the rules by going OT too soon, but this is too important to me to leave on the last thread:
I know I'm really late to this party, but (1) Vodka; and, (B) dinner. However, "When I say 'interestingly shaped,' I mean that the way bean bag furniture with flapping armfat arms is interestingly shaped." .... is why you need not apologize if you have a day like yesterday, when you don't feel you've produced enough satisfactory free ice cream for us assholes. Just sayin'. Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at April 27, 2016 07:42 PM (cgH9o) 54
Unexpectedly.
Posted by: Mainstream Media at April 27, 2016 07:42 PM (3GAnN) 55
this is trumps fault
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 27, 2016 07:42 PM (0O7c5) 56
Gas is up but it's a seasonal reaction. In Pennsylvania they increased the taxes when it was at its lowest. I think oil for a barrel was around 30$ in late winter before production was cut down. A economist on the radio month or so ago was saying gas tithout all the extra costs would be a buck a gallon.
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 07:40 PM (8BJMp) Crude's also up, to around $45/barrel for West Texas Intermediate (from a low of around $27/barrel). Posted by: steveegg at April 27, 2016 07:42 PM (v6+HN) 57
It's shuffled off the mortal coil. It's an ex-economy.
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 07:42 PM (iIzG7) 58
Unexpectedly !
Posted by: Mccool at April 27, 2016 07:43 PM (R/25L) 59
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Obama's 'booming' economy numbers are called 'abysmal' for any one else. Not to worry. If, by some miracle, a Republican takes the WH, they'll start calling it that again. Posted by: pep at April 27, 2016 07:43 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 07:43 PM (jBuUi) Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MASSIVELY REPULSIVE at April 27, 2016 07:43 PM (qul7b) 62
It's weather related.
Posted by: Obama at April 27, 2016 07:43 PM (MNgU2) 63
As for the interest rates, they'll go up...but not until January and not if Clinton becomes President.
Posted by: steveegg at April 27, 2016 07:44 PM (v6+HN) 64
the hell you say.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 07:44 PM (ucDmr) 65
28 I heard there would be sandwiches. Where the fuck are they?
Posted by: Fat Bastard's Fatter Sister at April 27, 2016 07:37 PM (c7vUv) Lift & separate, honey Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 07:45 PM (7qAYi) 66
So the economy completely sucks but the DOW climbs on the news that the Fed won't increase rates because of the extreme suckage.
Riiiiight. We are hosed. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2016 07:45 PM (iONHu) 67
The hell I don't!
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 07:45 PM (iIzG7) Posted by: acethepug at April 27, 2016 07:46 PM (Z6yF/) 69
So, does increasing your negative speed now count as "going slower"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFGFCt-oHC0 Very Loud. Posted by: DaveA at April 27, 2016 07:46 PM (DL2i+) 70
My money is in arm flaps. Giant, flappy, arm flaps. I think it's going to be the all the rage in the future!
Posted by: Bosk at April 27, 2016 07:46 PM (n2K+4) 71
So the economy completely sucks but the DOW climbs on the news that the Fed won't increase rates because of the extreme suckage.
Riiiiight. We are hosed. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2016 07:45 PM (iONHu) The stock markets have had, at best, a tenuous relationship with the economy since 1998. Posted by: steveegg at April 27, 2016 07:47 PM (v6+HN) 72
A lot can happen from here to November.
Before San Bernadino my over/under on domestic terrorist attacks was three. We never got out of the 2009 recession, if you back out mandated government spending financed with borrowing. But Obamans have run out of room to falsify the numbers. Meanwhile, Hillary is more closely wed to Obama than she ever was to Bill. Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2016 07:47 PM (r1fLd) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2016 07:48 PM (qul7b) 74
"bank reform" ?
I donwannaknow. Go Galt while there's still time, Horde. And get a ham radio license. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2016 07:48 PM (gUoN4) 75
The free loan money the feds are giving out is only another indicator the economy is just being proper up.
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 07:48 PM (8BJMp) 76
49 Why the fuck do I care? I'm outta here in a few months with a shitload of money.
Posted by: Obama at April 27, 2016 07:41 PM (MNgU2) And we go back to the casting agency. Posted by: Sasha & Malia at April 27, 2016 07:48 PM (7qAYi) 77
And yet this disgrace is over 50 pct in approval ratings.
The opposition party has one job and it's to degrade the popularity of their supposed opponent. You ever hear a harsh word about this prick from the GOP? No, that fucktarded Paul "CON-servative" Ryan is spouting off about not being an oppositonal party and being a propositional party. Well I got a proposition Paul, why don't you go fuck your self with a rusty barbwire wrapped pineapple you useless SOB. Posted by: Kreplach at April 27, 2016 07:49 PM (3MZBD) 78
Relax. Will Ferrell will save the economy with another blockbuster movie. He's smart and original. Super Serial.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2016 07:49 PM (LFNJP) 79
This is another thing that really puzzles me. Why are millennials so enthusiastic about having a shitty economy? I mean that at this age in life they could be making real money and doing the things that money lets you do instead of working an endless series of temp jobs.
Posted by: obnoxious ahole at April 27, 2016 07:49 PM (MpvuV) 80
74 "bank reform" ?
I donwannaknow. Go Galt while there's still time, Horde. And get a ham radio license. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2016 07:48 PM (gUoN4) Did someone say "ham"? Posted by: Girl from last thread at April 27, 2016 07:49 PM (7qAYi) Posted by: jsg at April 27, 2016 07:50 PM (uUhhd) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2016 07:50 PM (qul7b) 83
Hey, aren't we supposed to blame capitalism? I'm pretty sure this isn't 0's fault. /sarc
Posted by: Commissar M at April 27, 2016 07:50 PM (vcIHi) Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2016 07:50 PM (c7vUv) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2016 07:51 PM (qul7b) 86
79: cause they don't give a fuck. most of them can't even drive yet.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 07:51 PM (ucDmr) 87
And we go back to the casting agency.
Posted by: Sasha Malia at April 27, 2016 07:48 PM (7qAYi) I can only imagine what's gonna happen to me... Posted by: Bo: Presidential Dog of the United States at April 27, 2016 07:51 PM (YFFpo) 88
Time to rotate my prepping supplies by buying more.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 27, 2016 07:51 PM (MNgU2) 89
I want to thank Presdent Obama for fixing that extremely bad Bush economy. Thak you sir and we love you and don't believe those vicious lies from Limball and those type of clowns.........
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 27, 2016 07:51 PM (NuElX) 90
The stock market, since Helicopter and the boys started the presses, has been completely disconnected from economic fundamentals. It means nothing.
From the last thread, someone mentioned that certain porn acronyms may not mean what you think they mean, and you may be disconcerted. Well, if the US economy is a porn star, I can name some acronyms that would apply to what is being done to her. It ain't too dignified. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 27, 2016 07:52 PM (DW+jj) 91
Let's tax the rich, that'll grow the economy!
Posted by: Donald Sanders at April 27, 2016 07:52 PM (7qAYi) 92
"Economic activity appears to have slowed," the Federal Open Market Committee said in a statement released after its two-day meeting this week. "
Must be due to the weather which is due to global warming. So let's bankrupt the coal industry and pour billions into worthless "green" companies. Oh wait we're already doing that Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2016 07:53 PM (45oDG) 93
77 ... that fucktarded Paul "CON-servative" Ryan is spouting off about not being an oppositonal party and being a propositional party.
Posted by: Kreplach ____________ You heard wrong. He said the "preposition" party. Behind. Below. Under. Without. Through. Posted by: Furious George at April 27, 2016 07:53 PM (3GAnN) Posted by: Mccool at April 27, 2016 07:55 PM (R/25L) 95
Hey that $19 trillion in debt is really paying off Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2016 07:55 PM (45oDG) 96
Does Free fall count?
Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2016 07:50 PM (c7vUv) Ahh, forgot my progspeak for a moment. Posted by: jsg at April 27, 2016 07:55 PM (uUhhd) 97
The utterly worthless GOP controlled senate restores subsidies for wind turbines.Remind me why having the majority matters.
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2016 07:55 PM (B48dK) 98
Kasich proposed make work government jobs for people to pay off their student loans.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 07:56 PM (k4M/B) 99
No, it's not like free fall. Free fall has a limiting speed, the speed of light.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 27, 2016 07:56 PM (DW+jj) 100
97 The utterly worthless GOP controlled senate restores subsidies for wind turbines.Remind me why having the majority matters.
Posted by: steevy _____________________ Not the hill to die on. Posted by: Mitch McConnell at April 27, 2016 07:56 PM (3GAnN) 101
"The stock market, since Helicopter and the boys started the presses, has been completely disconnected from economic fundamentals. It means nothing. "
Well, let's see where can we preserve our wealth? Bank accounts pay zero, bonds, same, housing? A new bubble is currently being inflated, destined to end up the same as the last one. Yep, stocks are it. Posted by: navybrat at April 27, 2016 07:56 PM (8QGte) 102
THIS will be the summer of recovery !
Posted by: Mccool at April 27, 2016 07:56 PM (R/25L) 103
Recovery Summer VII: The embonening.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at April 27, 2016 07:56 PM (rwI+c) 104
93 77 ... that fucktarded Paul "CON-servative" Ryan is spouting off about not being an oppositonal party and being a propositional party.
Posted by: Kreplach ____________ You heard wrong. He said the "preposition" party. Behind. Below. Under. Without. Through. Posted by: Furious George Prepositions are racist and homophobic. Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2016 07:57 PM (LFNJP) 105
Pity, and it was doing so well...
Posted by: donna at April 27, 2016 07:57 PM (O2RFr) 106
As Duke Lowell pointed out above, in a move that will make you miss 'em when they're gone, your "GOP-controlled" Senate has voted to restore subsidies to the most ridiculous of the fake "alternative" energy schemes/scams, "wind power".
Just remember, when the dreaded (and scientifically certain) 3,458-state sweep landslide in November wipes out the GOP and the Senate "changes hands", this firewall against idiocy will be lost. The "party of no" will pay the price for their intransigence, their failure to "get things done", their demonstrated "failure to govern". Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 07:57 PM (QDnY+) 107
Well, Oblamer told us a long time he was going to get rid of the boom and bust cycle. He just didn't mention that it was going to be all bust, all the time.
Posted by: lymond at April 27, 2016 07:57 PM (wH6vD) 108
Must be due to the weather which is due to global warming. So let's
bankrupt the coal industry and pour billions into worthless "green" companies. Oh wait we're already doing that Can't wait for the bullshit Hillary! is gonna spout glowingly about the coal industry when she campaigns in West Virginia. I see hilarity ensuing... Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 07:57 PM (YFFpo) 109
The statement highlighted the many conflicting signs in the U.S. economy - consistent job growth and an improving housing market against slowdowns in business investment and exports.
Phony numbers vs. what they can't cover up Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2016 07:58 PM (45oDG) Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2016 07:58 PM (2rmvw) 111
I have just folded space from Ken'tuki. Many new turbines in Ken'tuki.
Posted by: Guild Navigator Mitch McConnell at April 27, 2016 07:59 PM (rwI+c) Posted by: donna at April 27, 2016 07:59 PM (O2RFr) 113
it's just pining for the fjords
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 07:59 PM (Cq0oW) 114
O-tay, I'ma just drink in peace here. Nuff said.
G'night foax. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2016 07:59 PM (gUoN4) 115
Hey, a bag of pre-64 silver coins doesn't seem like such a bad idea anymore... Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2016 08:00 PM (qul7b) 116
Can't wait for the bullshit Hillary! is gonna spout glowingly about the coal industry when she campaigns in West Virginia. I see hilarity ensuing... Posted by: tu3031 She no doubt has plans to turn all the miners into windmill builders. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 08:00 PM (k4M/B) 117
Yeah 4 years, maybe 8 of Hillary should just about turn us into Venezuela
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 08:00 PM (8BJMp) 118
97 The utterly worthless GOP controlled senate restores subsidies for wind turbines.Remind me why having the majority matters.
Posted by: steevy ______________ Turbans? Who wants to wear a turban? You know what kind of hat I like? I like a fez. Or maybe a fedora. I can't rightly remember. I also like them Enema hats--the kind that ol' Teddy Roosevelt wore when we was a'building the canal. Posted by: Sen. Thad Cochran at April 27, 2016 08:00 PM (3GAnN) 119
>>> Well, if the US economy is a porn star, I can name some acronyms that would apply to what is being done to her. It ain't too dignified.
Pittsburgh Three River Posted by: fluffy at April 27, 2016 08:01 PM (2hcmo) 120
My lib sister just texted me that Atlanta is getting a "cat cafe" like they have in Japan. You can have tea and bond with kitties.
And she's over the moon. *sigh* How I wish she'd focus on seeking full-time employment. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:01 PM (FsuaD) 121
The committee cut its assessment of household spending, indicating it "has moderated" after describing it as "increasing at a moderate rate" following the March meeting.
It's moderated from its moderate rate. It's gone from unconscious to a coma Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2016 08:01 PM (45oDG) 122
The chick from the last thread-
looks like a Tic-Tac for Cthulhu. Are We sure it's a female? Posted by: donna at April 27, 2016 07:59 PM (O2RFr) That body image challenged individual in the last thread looked like Pat from SNL, who has packed on about 150 pounds since we last saw it. Serious androgeny along with needing at least two seats in that auditorium. Posted by: Jen the original at April 27, 2016 08:01 PM (6YRzC) 123
no silver and gold are still bad ideas
unless you bought low and are selling now then it's great Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 08:01 PM (Cq0oW) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2016 08:02 PM (qul7b) 125
Pull my finger.
Posted by: the invisible hand at April 27, 2016 08:02 PM (rwI+c) 126
27 Wait until the current version of the housing bubble bursts!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 27, 2016 07:37 PM (+eR2D) I've read that there's an auto bubble now. They're giving unqualified people car loans to goose the sale of new cars. Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 08:02 PM (sdi6R) 127
Yeah 4 years, maybe 8 of Hillary should just about turn us into Venezuela Posted by: Skip Hey, that place is a utopia now. They only have to work two days a week. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 08:02 PM (k4M/B) Posted by: Meremortal at April 27, 2016 08:02 PM (3myMJ) 129
>>>>>Hey, a bag of pre-64 silver coins doesn't seem like such a bad idea anymore...
. . . .I bought a shit load of Morgan Silver Dollars and American Eagles from APMEX when Silver was $8 an ounce. Jackpot! Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2016 08:02 PM (iONHu) 130
I guess all that rain in Texas and Louisiana slowed the economy. Damn you, Global Warming! You are ruining the President's wonderful recovery. :/
Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2016 08:03 PM (GgxVX) 131
Yeah 4 years, maybe 8 of Hillary should just about turn us into Venezuela
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 08:00 PM (8BJMp) Don't sell Barry short. He's trying to get us there before January Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2016 08:03 PM (45oDG) 132
115 Hey, a bag of pre-64 silver coins doesn't seem like such a bad idea anymore...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits ___________ I've got a bag of 30 silver coins if you're interested. Posted by: Paul Ryan at April 27, 2016 08:03 PM (3GAnN) 133
Can't wait for the bullshit Hillary! is gonna spout glowingly about the coal industry when she campaigns in West Virginia. I see hilarity ensuing...
Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 07:57 PM (YFFpo) She has no need to campaign in West Virginia.... Posted by: Jen the original at April 27, 2016 08:03 PM (6YRzC) 134
Just a tidbit on the infantilization and degradation of the US: while continuing to fail to get consistent powder throws from my new powder dispenser at the reloading bench, I heard a "news" blip on the radio.
The cretinous, repugnant Sen. Boxer reacting to Cruz's Fiorina announcement. (paraphrasing, except for the key word) "It's a perfect choice - mean plus mean". Behold the idiocy and ignorance of CA Dem voters - for whom such incredible juvenile nonsense could reasonably be considered a smart political barb. Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 08:04 PM (QDnY+) 135
Yeah 4 years, maybe 8 of Hillary should just about turn us into Venezuela
Looking at the list of "promises" Hillary has it won't take a month... Posted by: donna at April 27, 2016 08:04 PM (O2RFr) 136
I've got a bag of 30 silver coins if you're interested.
Posted by: Paul Ryan I laughed out loud, then wept silently. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at April 27, 2016 08:04 PM (rwI+c) 137
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Jane, did her dog die? Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2016 08:02 PM (qul7b) No. Or I'd be on suicide alert. Seriously. So sick of all the shit... Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:04 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE RECTAL COINAGE at April 27, 2016 08:04 PM (qul7b) Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 08:04 PM (39g3+) 140
Well,FDR managed to convince an entire generation he saved the US from the Great Depression.
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2016 08:05 PM (B48dK) 141
Venezuela or North Korea?m I see a little of both in our future.
Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2016 08:05 PM (e3bId) 142
MUMR never disappoints.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:05 PM (FsuaD) 143
Haven't gone Galt but I went malt about an hour ago and I feel better already.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 27, 2016 08:05 PM (j443w) 144
Fed chief Yellen has just announced yet another change to American currency, scheduled for January, 2017.
Effective early next year, the most common forms of legal tender will be ammo, canned food, gold, potable water, alcohol, and sex. Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 08:06 PM (iIzG7) 145
>>Effective early next year, the most common forms of legal tender will be ammo, canned food, gold, potable water, alcohol, and sex.
Yoo Hoo! Posted by: Fat Bastard's Fatter Sister at April 27, 2016 08:06 PM (c7vUv) 146
The great part about having a Republican back in the White House is that this is already all his fault. I'm not sure how this will play out with Hitlery in office but it obviously be Wall St and Republicans. Even when govt destroys the economy, companies are still supposed to "give" you jobs and pay you a "living wage" and shit.
Posted by: Commissar M at April 27, 2016 08:07 PM (vcIHi) 147
>>>>Fed chief Yellen has just announced yet another change to American currency, scheduled for January, 2017.
Effective early next year, the most common forms of legal tender will be ammo, canned food, gold, potable water, alcohol, and sex. . . . .And Spam. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2016 08:07 PM (iONHu) 148
Daaaaannnnnngggg!
That chick playing Hawk Girl on Legends of Tomorrow has some serious horse teeth. She could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence Yep. I'm flipping thru the channels. Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2016 08:07 PM (2rmvw) 149
Venezuela or North Korea?m I see a little of both in our future.
We're coming down with Venez-rea. Worse than Montezuma's revenge, I'm told. Posted by: Meremortal at April 27, 2016 08:07 PM (3myMJ) 150
"Venezuela or North Korea? I see a little of both in our future."
With a large side order of Zimbabwean inflation. Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 08:07 PM (iIzG7) 151
I keep reading "chief Yellen" as "Chief Yellen" as in "Heap Big Chief Yellen, of the Liawatha Tribe."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:07 PM (FsuaD) 152
Apropos of nothing, I signed up for the nomorobo free service VIA mentioned this morning and wow! We were getting 15 calls a day that we screened and today, nothing. I had to call the house from my cell just to see if the phone was still working.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at April 27, 2016 08:07 PM (rwI+c) 153
Fed chief Yellen has just announced yet another change to American currency, scheduled for January, 2017. All coins will bear the likeness of Mad magazine's Alfred E. Newman and carry the motto : "What, Me Money?" Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 08:08 PM (k4M/B) 154
MUMR never disappoints.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:05 PM (FsuaD) Mirror Universe Mitt Romney won the 2008 election, preventing Obama's presidency and negating the demand for a Trump one. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 08:08 PM (uURQL) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2016 08:08 PM (qul7b) 156
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I think the don't give a fuck attitude is more of a reaction to their circumstances. Griggs v. Duke Power means that they need a degree to get hired and 40 years of college administrators jacking up costs to the maximum a family can save and borrow means that they graduate with a mortgage payment that crushes out the ability of most people to get ahead. Throw in a shitty economy since Obama took office and having to compete with people from all over the world for the available jobs and it might encourage a sort of hopeless don't give a fuck attitude. On the other hand, they vote for the people who make their lives suck so my sympathy is a bit constrained. Posted by: obnoxious ahole at April 27, 2016 08:08 PM (MpvuV) 157
Burger King started selling hot dogs. That's gotta be worth, what, 1-2% increase in GDP?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 27, 2016 08:09 PM (4ErVI) 158
Fed chief Yellen has just announced yet another change to American currency, scheduled for January, 2017.
Effective early next year, the most common forms of legal tender will be ammo, canned food, gold, potable water, alcohol, and sex. Posted by: Qoheleth **** 1 for 6. Yes! Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 27, 2016 08:09 PM (hVdx9) 159
".And Spam."
Technically, that does qualify as "canned food," for some values of the word "food." In the Burning Times, it will. Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 08:09 PM (iIzG7) 160
I had four, FOUR, cans of Spam on a shelf in the basement for troubled times, and learned the other day that WeaselWoman donated our entire reserve food supply to poor people.
Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2016 08:09 PM (e3bId) Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 08:09 PM (Cq0oW) 162
160 I had four, FOUR, cans of Spam on a shelf in the basement for troubled times, and learned the other day that WeaselWoman donated our entire reserve food supply to poor people.
Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2016 08:09 PM (e3bId) But you'll come out ahead because there are now four well fed hobos you hunt when The Burning Times hit. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 27, 2016 08:10 PM (4ErVI) 163
Seems... fine... to... me.
Posted by: a sloth at April 27, 2016 08:10 PM (H9MG5) 164
I had four, FOUR, cans of Spam on a shelf in the basement for troubled times, and learned the other day that WeaselWoman donated our entire reserve food supply to poor people.
Posted by: Weasel **** Eat the poor people. 2 problems solved. Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 27, 2016 08:11 PM (hVdx9) 165
I'm watching Real Housewives of NYC. Looks like a target-rich environment. Plus, they're shallow, stupid, and un-armed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:11 PM (FsuaD) 166
I was looking at my county's primary results. Not only did Trump get 51,000 votes to Hillary's 46,000, the total Republican vote was nearly 91,000 compared to the Democrat total of 83,000.
This county went for Obama TWICE. Trump can win PA. I'm nearly certain of it. Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 08:12 PM (sdi6R) 167
164 well I guess this could be a food thread topic.
Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2016 08:12 PM (e3bId) 168
But you'll come out ahead because there are now four well fed hobos you hunt when The Burning Times hit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 27, 2016 08:10 PM (4ErVI) And they'll have luxurious pelts. The most luxurious pelts you've ever seen. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 08:12 PM (uURQL) 169
OOh, canned goods. I found a can of green beans marked "best if served by Apr 2014". Still edible? The lid isn't puffed out, so I'm not worried about botulism. Does it have any nutritional value at this point?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 08:12 PM (jR7Wy) 170
There...were...four cans of ....Spam.
Posted by: Captain Jean-Luc Porkfat at April 27, 2016 08:13 PM (+1T7c) 171
feeding poor people is like feeding a stray. so, bright side, you won't have to stalk em now.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 08:13 PM (Cq0oW) 172
164 well I guess this could be a food thread topic.
Posted by: Weasel **** You can always sell that drill from Sears... Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 27, 2016 08:13 PM (hVdx9) 173
I will gladly pay you in 2024 for two hamburgers today.
Posted by: J. Wellington Wimpy at April 27, 2016 08:13 PM (sl+zA) 174
169 Donate. Tax deduction. Safest move.
Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2016 08:13 PM (e3bId) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2016 08:14 PM (qul7b) 176
obnoxious a**hole, you had a great comment in previous thread, here's the key excerpt:
"I wonder if states that are being boycotted by Hollywood could return the favor by becoming sanctuary states against enforcement of copyright laws. Why should it just be immigration laws that people get to opt out of?" I have long, long wondered why there has been no fire-with-fire, concrete confrontation of the mass official immigration lawlessness using this method. Jurisdictions should pick all sorts of laws they will officially disregard - laws that affect the idiot class now dominating the country (and if possible their idiot voters). Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 08:14 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 08:14 PM (zOTsN) 178
The way things are going, Ted Cruz will definitely be elected President.
Of the Independent Republic of Texas. I can be in Amarillo by election day. Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 08:14 PM (iIzG7) 179
OOh, canned goods. I found a can of green beans marked "best if served by Apr 2014". Still edible? The lid isn't puffed out, so I'm not worried about botulism. Does it have any nutritional value at this point?
Posted by: All Hail Eris **** technically yes. Here's what you do, take the can....and bean a hobo upside the head. Dinner is served. Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 27, 2016 08:15 PM (hVdx9) 180
165 I'm watching Real Housewives of NYC. Looks like a target-rich environment. Plus, they're shallow, stupid, and un-armed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:11 PM (FsuaD------ But they're as tough and stringy as Giacometti statues. No fat on 'em! Oh, you mean raid their pantries? It's all truffle oil and beluga caviar. And gin. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 08:15 PM (jR7Wy) 181
Someone posted on the last thread that the Nat'l Enquirer had a story that Prince had died of AIDS because he refused medical treatment....
NBC news reported tonight that officials with the local Minneapolis police department have asked DEA to help with determining who prescribed the Rx found in Prince's possession and in his house. His friends have said he took Percocet to combat pain he was having in his hips due to injuries from years of dancing, jumping, etc. Also, he left no will. Today, his sister Tyka filed paperwork to ask Prince's local bank, who had helped him with financial matters, to be named special administrator to execute his estate. Court has named them administrator and they will follow state law in determining how to handle the estate. What will happen with his music catalog and the thousands of unreleased songs and recordings should be interesting as time goes on. Posted by: Jen the original at April 27, 2016 08:15 PM (6YRzC) 182
No, I just can't quit you ....
I started buying silver in the freakin' 70's when it was a dollar-and-change an ounce .... no $***, with my lunch money in high school when I didn't spend it on a parerback book; and didn't sell out when the Hunt Bros did their thang in the 80's; and kept on buyin' junk silver dollars for 8 bux ea. ,and random 999 ounces, and on &on, &on, &on .... Currently I an filtering my daily change for nickels and pre-82 pennies, inasmuch as they are the only currency presently backed by anything at all .... When they explained "FICA" on the first paycheck-stub I ever got, I knew wtf was going on, and adjusted my practice accordingly. Stay Galty, my friends .... Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2016 08:16 PM (gUoN4) 183
Here's what you do, take the can....and bean a hobo upside the head. Dinner is served.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 27, 2016 08:15 PM (hVdx9) --- Bean 'n' weenie. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 08:16 PM (jR7Wy) Posted by: OregonMuse at April 27, 2016 08:16 PM (e8ge6) 185
>>>>OOh, canned goods. I found a can of green beans marked "best if served
by Apr 2014". Still edible? The lid isn't puffed out, so I'm not worried about botulism. Does it have any nutritional value at this point? . . . .When I was in Army Boot Camp in 1975 I was eating C rat cans that were marked 1956. They were older than I was. Just sayin...... Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2016 08:16 PM (iONHu) 186
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 08:14 PM (iIzG7)
No, Texas has changed. Not for the better. Posted by: Meremortal at April 27, 2016 08:18 PM (3myMJ) 187
After prolonging The Great Depression to last more than a decade, FDR and the Democrats topped it off with a nuclear war.
Democrats look back on that as their glory days. What do you think the chances are that they will repeat history? Posted by: obnoxious ahole at April 27, 2016 08:18 PM (MpvuV) 188
Bean 'n' weenie.
Posted by: All Hail Eris **** Beans and Frank....provided the hobo is named Frank... Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 27, 2016 08:18 PM (hVdx9) 189
After being off work recovering from surgery for the last 5 months I'm going back to a company that's had buy outs and lay offs during that period. The latest word is if we don't get our staff down to approximately 1/4 of our peak from a few years back our 68 year old company might shut down. I'm seriously thinking of taking the current buy out and cashing out my 401k while it still has some value. I've been working for this company for 18 years, I expected to retire here, but the last 7 years has been a series of kicks to the balls for us and I don't think I can hang on. The really bad part is there isn't exactly a huge calling for CNC machinists with severe back problems, so I'm probably going to make a career change in addition to leaving a company I'm heavily invested in.
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Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 08:14 PM (iIzG7)
My chuckle for myself this July 4th is to fly a Taunton flag. I want to see just how many people I piss off.... Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 08:18 PM (Cq0oW) 191
"All coins will bear the likeness of Mad magazine's Alfred E. Newman and carry the motto : "What, Me Money?" "
I had A. E. Neuman and "what, me worry ?" engraved on the side of my S&W model 60 back in the 80's. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2016 08:19 PM (gUoN4) 192
OOh, canned goods. I found a can of green beans marked "best if served by Apr 2014". Still edible? The lid isn't puffed out, so I'm not worried about botulism. Check with the old man in the cave. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734669/ Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 08:19 PM (k4M/B) 193
"No, Texas has changed. Not for the better."
Brother, I'm behind enemy lines here in Californistan. Austin would be better. Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 08:19 PM (iIzG7) 194
most of the employment in the obama years was generated in the oil patch, in TX and OK I can tell you huge companies have cut their labor force from anywhere from 20 to 30 percent dropping like a brick in a pool Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 08:19 PM (zOTsN) 195
Oh, you mean raid their pantries? It's all truffle oil and beluga caviar. And gin. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 08:15 PM (jR7Wy) And vodka, and blue-cheese-stuffed olives (yum). Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:19 PM (FsuaD) 196
The GOP will engage in internecine warfare against their nominee in a way the Democrats never would. And then look to find culprits for their loss.
Posted by: cm9000 at April 27, 2016 08:20 PM (2TUVm) 197
176 rhomboid
Good comment as usual. The Schwerpunkt needs to be the media. We lose every time we go up against them and their supporters. No change to the media, no improvement. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2016 08:20 PM (u82oZ) 198
My chuckle for myself this July 4th is to fly a Taunton flag. I want to see just how many people I piss off....
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich **** Taunton? Wasn't that what Han and Luke rode on ice planet Hoth? Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 27, 2016 08:20 PM (hVdx9) 199
Well, Barky's wife did say that Buh-rock wouldn't let us just go back to living like we used to, so...welcome to the new normal.
Looking again at the condensed shot of Ms.(?) UMass ArmFlaps, I'm certain that Honey Boo Boo can now be classified as Grace Kelly compared to that thing. Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun at April 27, 2016 08:21 PM (+FSld) 200
You know, you should really be thanking me right about now. Just think how messed up things would be had someone with actual real-world experience and accomplishments been elected instead.
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at April 27, 2016 08:21 PM (NHXI1) 201
Someone posted here the other day that Texas is pre-California.
Ya'll may need to start looking at Georgia, SC, and NC. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:21 PM (FsuaD) 202
And I gotta say it has served me well, all of those years ....
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2016 08:21 PM (gUoN4) 203
It's natural and even good for an economy to slow after such amazing period of economic growth. If it creates inflation, that's even better.
In fact, this is the best time to invest in the stock market. Posted by: Your Betters at the MSM and in the Government at April 27, 2016 08:21 PM (AHDxb) 204
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No, Texas has changed. Not for the better. Posted by: Meremortal at April 27, 2016 08:18 PM (3myMJ) Flipping Texas to Democrat is a top priority for the progs. I suspect it will happen sooner than many people think. Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 08:21 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 08:21 PM (jR7Wy) 206
Taunton Macoute?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 08:21 PM (k4M/B) 207
Ya'll may need to start looking at Georgia, SC, and NC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:21 PM (FsuaD) ****** I'm looking at Oklahoma. Posted by: Tim in GA at April 27, 2016 08:22 PM (YLidQ) 208
15 A Dog in every pot!
Posted by: Alec Leamas A puppy in every pot is what we say around our place. Well, your place. Try the Chocolate Lab--it's to die for. A little tough. However the Shih Tzu tastes like it sounds. Posted by: Barky McFukklehead at April 27, 2016 08:22 PM (QdAXQ) 209
>>>My chuckle for myself this July 4th is to fly a Taunton flag. I want to see just how many people I piss off....
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 08:18 PM (Cq0oW)<<< Does it smell worse on the inside? Posted by: Han Solo (making a second tauntaun joke today) at April 27, 2016 08:22 PM (H9MG5) 210
Brother, I'm behind enemy lines here in Californistan. Austin would be better.
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 08:19 PM (iIzG7) {static} Eagle Two, Emergency Evac Requested, there will be heavy fire, repeat, there will be heavy fire {static} Posted by: Meremortal at April 27, 2016 08:22 PM (3myMJ) 211
The really bad part is there isn't exactly a huge calling for CNC machinists with severe back problems, so I'm probably going to make a career change in addition to leaving a company I'm heavily invested in.
Gunsmithing is a growth industry. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at April 27, 2016 08:23 PM (rwI+c) 212
Actually, you should invest all of your meager assets in the stock market.
Market going up? Don't miss the ride up! Market going down? Buying opportunity! Market crashing? Profit, profit, profit! /your chocolate ration will be increased from 1 oz to .5 oz. You're welcome plebes. Posted by: Your Betters at the MSM and in the Government at April 27, 2016 08:23 PM (AHDxb) 213
I was channel-flipping this morning, and actually saw Rick Perry on The View, arguing (loudly) with that large thing, Whoopi and "Joy" Behar.
I was gobsmacked, and disappointed that he wasted his time with those harpies. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:23 PM (FsuaD) 214
Does it have any nutritional value at this point?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Fiber, to balance the MREs Posted by: Jean at April 27, 2016 08:24 PM (cXiMR) Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 08:24 PM (Cq0oW) 216
the only upside is that usually bad times drive the riff raff off.
sort of an anti williamson theory of mine the jobs dry up, the welfare and charity dry up and they go back to CA or wherever welfare benefits are more generous Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 08:25 PM (zOTsN) 217
Flipping Texas to Democrat is a top priority for the progs. I suspect it will happen sooner than many people think.
Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 08:21 PM (sdi6R) _____ CA voted for Reagan twice and Bush Sr in 1988. And within 10 years of that, it went full prog. So yeah Texas going blue won't be a surprise. Matter of when not if. Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 08:25 PM (FT+GD) 218
>>>A Dog in every pot!
Posted by: Alec Leamas A puppy in every pot is what we say around our place. Well, your place. Try the Chocolate Lab--it's to die for. A little tough. However the Shih Tzu tastes like it sounds. Posted by: Barky McFukklehead at April 27, 2016 08:22 PM (QdAXQ)<<< Pot in every pot! Posted by: President Comrade Sanders at April 27, 2016 08:25 PM (H9MG5) 219
Well, I made a little money on the slowing economy today, so there's that.
Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2016 08:25 PM (rRHdN) 220
The really bad part is there isn't exactly a huge calling for CNC
machinists with severe back problems, so I'm probably going to make a career change in addition to leaving a company I'm heavily invested in. We'd love to help with your little work-accommodation problem, but we're just swamped making sure male perverts in dresses can shower with your daughters. Priorities, people! Posted by: The Federal Government at April 27, 2016 08:25 PM (XdbLA) 221
It's a global economy you poopie-heads. Gosh, the G8 can blow me now!
Posted by: Barry Disasterpants at April 27, 2016 08:25 PM (aYF9+) 222
I was channel-flipping this morning, and actually saw Rick Perry on The View, arguing (loudly) with that large thing, Whoopi and "Joy" Behar. I was gobsmacked, and disappointed that he wasted his time with those harpies. Posted by: Jane D'oh But bloggers keep saying conservatives must get involved with the culture in order to change things. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 08:25 PM (k4M/B) 223
One of the things that makes me laugh are all the people who think they will be supplying food for their families by hunting in the woods.
Way more people than animals. Now if they go hunting for long pig maybe... Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 27, 2016 08:26 PM (hVdx9) 224
ND fracking has dried up so jobs have dried up. SD is always broke, most of the land is federally owned or NA reservation Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 08:26 PM (zOTsN) 225
Home sales fell **UNEXPECTEDLY** for the 3rd month in a row. I expect to see that word a lot in the next few months.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 08:26 PM (FT+GD) 226
Flipping Texas to Democrat is a top priority for the progs. I suspect it will happen sooner than many people think.
Posted by: rickl The Democrats believe that once Texas is turned Democrat, the Republicans will never again be able to challenge for the White House. The immigration chaos has plenty of underlying purpose. Fundamentally transformed. Posted by: Captain Jean-Luc Porkfat at April 27, 2016 08:27 PM (+1T7c) 227
To be honest, NE liberals are swarming into GA, SC, and NC like locusts.
I don't want to have to move to the desert to escape the bastards. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:27 PM (FsuaD) 228
I was channel-flipping this morning, and actually saw Rick Perry on The View, arguing (loudly) with that large thing, Whoopi and "Joy" Behar.
I was gobsmacked, and disappointed that he wasted his time with those harpies. Posted by: Jane D'oh But bloggers keep saying conservatives must get involved with the culture in order to change things. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 08:25 PM (k4M/B) ____ And the bloggers are 100% correct. Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 08:28 PM (FT+GD) 229
Iowahawk reports the BBC wants one sixth of its "stars" to be gay, transgendered or disabled by 2020, which means some uncomfortable changes are ahead for any stars not disabled, biologically happy and/or straight.
The mere fact this is a thing tells us a lot about why the economy is flatlining. I mean, seriously, why would a business set a ridiculous goal like this? Posted by: MTF at April 27, 2016 08:28 PM (TcePY) 230
The immigration chaos has plenty of underlying purpose. Fundamentally transformed. Posted by: Captain Jean-Luc Porkfat But assuming immigrants vote Democrat is racist. At least that's what I read in an earlier thread. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 08:29 PM (k4M/B) Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 08:29 PM (zOTsN) 232
I do think a lot of illegals stealing jobs from citizens isn't helping, but don't get your hopes up Trumpsters it's not going to stop.
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 08:29 PM (8BJMp) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 27, 2016 08:29 PM (zc3Db) 234
If I can swipe a Hellcat when Mad Max America kicks in, I'll feel pretty good about it.
Posted by: jsg at April 27, 2016 08:29 PM (uUhhd) 235
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Iowahawk reports the BBC wants one sixth of its "stars" to be gay, transgendered or disabled by 2020, which means some uncomfortable changes are ahead for any stars not disabled, biologically happy and/or straight. The mere fact this is a thing tells us a lot about why the economy is flatlining. I mean, seriously, why would a business set a ridiculous goal like this? Posted by: MTF at April 27, 2016 08:28 PM (TcePY) I wonder what percentage they'd score for the fat, obnoxious Amherst chick? Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:30 PM (FsuaD) 236
As with most states, there are liberal and conservative areas within the state. For all the lunacy in WA state, drive 50 miles west of Seattle and it's a different world. So when deciding where to move, don't just look at the state, look at the "states" within the state.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 08:30 PM (FT+GD) 237
It's sad that Joy Behar is considered part of any culture, let alone ours.
Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun at April 27, 2016 08:30 PM (+FSld) 238
But bloggers keep saying conservatives must get involved with the culture in order to change things.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 08:25 PM (k4M/B) =============== I'll believe that shite when Ace appears on The View. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 08:30 PM (iQIUe) 239
Errr 50 miles EAST of Seattle. But going west is a different world too, but you see the sun about 6 days a year.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 08:31 PM (FT+GD) 240
when i say wash away I mean move.
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 08:31 PM (zOTsN) 241
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I'll believe that shite when Ace appears on The View. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 08:30 PM (iQIUe) He'll need to appear with a paper bag on his head. Or a clever disguise. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:31 PM (FsuaD) 242
226 Flipping Texas to Democrat is a top priority for the progs. I suspect it will happen sooner than many people think.
Posted by: rickl The Democrats believe that once Texas is turned Democrat, the Republicans will never again be able to challenge for the White House. The immigration chaos has plenty of underlying purpose. Fundamentally transformed. Posted by: Captain Jean-Luc Porkfat at April 27, 2016 08:27 PM (+1T7c) Precisely. I have no doubt that they are being carefully seeded in critical precincts. In states without voter ID laws, what exactly is stopping them from voting? In states with voter ID laws, does anybody think they are going to be enforced by Democrat election officials? Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 08:31 PM (sdi6R) 243
Home sales fell **UNEXPECTEDLY** for the 3rd month in a row. I expect to see that word a lot in the next few months.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 08:26 PM (FT+GD) Just wait until "negative interest rates" hit the mortgage market and people start getting paid to buy houses on loan. That'll turn things around! Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 27, 2016 08:31 PM (zc3Db) 244
The mere fact this is a thing tells us a lot about why the economy
is flatlining. I mean, seriously, why would a business set a ridiculous goal like this? Posted by: MTF at April 27, 2016 08:28 PM (TcePY) ____ The BBC is not a business. It's a govt entity, ie it doesn't give a fuck it it makes $100M profit or loses $100M. Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 08:32 PM (FT+GD) 245
The few warrior's getting out and confronting leftist students is going to help, they don't get a dissenting view anywhere else.
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 08:32 PM (8BJMp) 246
ND fracking has dried up so jobs have dried up. SD is always broke, most of the land is federally owned or NA reservation ==== only looking for normal not fancy. I'd like to live in America eventually Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 08:32 PM (Cq0oW) 247
So conservatives shouldn't go on The View and give an opposing viewpoint? That's ridiculous.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 08:33 PM (FT+GD) 248
Iowahawk reports the BBC wants one sixth of its "stars" to be gay, transgendered or disabled by 2020,
Posted by: MTF at April 27, 2016 08:28 PM (TcePY) Most of them are retarded, now, so I don't see how anything will need to change. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 27, 2016 08:33 PM (zc3Db) 249
He'll need to appear with a paper bag on his head. Or a clever disguise.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:31 PM (FsuaD) Johnny Coldcuts. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 27, 2016 08:33 PM (4ErVI) 250
242 Rickl, we fixed that in Colorado by accidentally issuing thousands of resident driver licenses to illegals. Twice.
Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2016 08:34 PM (rRHdN) 251
ND started out basically communist. Scandis who wanted coop banking and farming, and really wanted price guarantees on commodities
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 08:34 PM (zOTsN) 252
only looking for normal not fancy. I'd like to live in America eventually
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 08:32 PM (Cq0oW) ***** Well then, better buddy up to Ace in order to borrow his time machine then. Posted by: Tim in GA at April 27, 2016 08:34 PM (YLidQ) 253
The economy hasn't really slowed. Its activity is just becoming more selective.
Posted by: Derek Smalls at April 27, 2016 08:34 PM (sl+zA) 254
>>>Iowahawk reports the BBC wants one sixth of its
"stars" to be gay, transgendered or disabled by 2020, which means some uncomfortable changes are ahead for any stars not disabled, biologically happy and/or straight. Posted by: MTF at April 27, 2016 08:28 PM (TcePY)<<< So that's why they hired the retarded guy to head up the new Top Gear. Posted by: The Stig at April 27, 2016 08:34 PM (H9MG5) 255
So conservatives shouldn't go on The View and give an opposing viewpoint? That's ridiculous.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 08:33 PM (FT+GD) No one with a brain should watch or participate in that shit-fest in any way, whatsoever. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 27, 2016 08:35 PM (zc3Db) 256
>>Iowahawk reports the BBC wants one sixth of its "stars" to be gay, transgendered or disabled by 2020,
Shouldn't be a problem. English men are mostly gay. Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 08:35 PM (etV2e) 257
The economy has not slowed it's pining for the fiords.
Posted by: The peasants at April 27, 2016 08:35 PM (BO/km) 258
>>> One of the things that makes me laugh are all the people who think they will be supplying food for their families by hunting in the woods.
Forget the deer. Get an air rifle for chipmunks and pigeons. Posted by: fluffy at April 27, 2016 08:35 PM (2hcmo) Posted by: E.T. at April 27, 2016 08:35 PM (c+7Ko) 260
economy has sure as shit slowed in Texas
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 08:36 PM (zOTsN) 261
He'll need to appear with a paper bag on his head. Or a clever disguise.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:31 PM (FsuaD) HEY! That's my shtick! Posted by: The Unknown Amy Schumer at April 27, 2016 08:36 PM (zc3Db) 262
229
Iowahawk reports the BBC wants one sixth of its "stars" to be gay, transgendered or disabled by 2020, which means some uncomfortable changes are ahead for any stars not disabled, biologically happy and/or straight. The mere fact this is a thing tells us a lot about why the economy is flatlining. I mean, seriously, why would a business set a ridiculous goal like this? --- 1. Does mentally ill count as disabled? If yes, I don't see much of a change in their on air personalities. 2. Inclusive. They want to "include" everyone, even if that means pandering to the .00000001% It's political correctness run amuck. /ya know, if Muslims would just start demanding Sharia for everyone because they felt somehow alienated, I'm pretty sure the UK would cave. They could also demand everyone in the UK submit to their god alan, and that might fly as well. Posted by: nd in the Governmen at April 27, 2016 08:36 PM (AHDxb) 263
No one with a brain should watch or participate in that shit-fest in any way, whatsoever.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 27, 2016 08:35 PM (zc3Db) ____ But millions of voters watch that shit every day. That's realitty, for good or bad. And it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever to cede those millions of viewers to an exclusively leftist point of view. Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 08:36 PM (FT+GD) Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 27, 2016 08:37 PM (AHDxb) 265
Iowahawk reports the BBC wants one sixth of its "stars" to be gay, transgendered or disabled by 2020, which means some uncomfortable changes are ahead for any stars not disabled, biologically happy and/or straight. The mere fact this is a thing tells us a lot about why the economy is flatlining. I mean, seriously, why would a business set a ridiculous goal like this? Posted by: MTF at April 27, 2016 08:28 PM (TcePY) So some guy's eventually gonna go whack Rowan Atkinson in the knee with a cricket bat, pull his pants down and bugger him live on National Television. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2016 08:37 PM (o98Jz) 266
Doesn't Bernie want to tax peoples' stock market investments?
I may have dreamed that Robert Reich wrote an article in support of that idea in Sunday's paper. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:37 PM (FsuaD) 267
256: jolly ole england is gay. as archie bunker said, shakespear was an english fag.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 08:37 PM (ucDmr) 268
256 >>Iowahawk reports the BBC wants one sixth of its "stars" to be gay, transgendered or disabled by 2020,
Shouldn't be a problem. English men are mostly gay. Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 08:35 PM (etV2e) England is a fag country. Posted by: Archie Bunker at April 27, 2016 08:37 PM (sdi6R) 269
SD is as poor as WV
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 08:37 PM (zOTsN) 270
CA voted for Reagan twice and Bush Sr in 1988. And
within 10 years of that, it went full prog. So yeah Texas going blue won't be a surprise. Matter of when not if. Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 08:25 PM (FT+GD) CA voted for Reagan four times, if you count the gubernatorial elections, when the tumor was small, and largely confined to the Bay Area. Now it's metastasized to LA and even SD. /sobs Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 27, 2016 08:37 PM (oKE6c) 271
ThunderB, I recall an interesting short movie from the 80s about the period in ND when commies ran for office (well, effectively). Great scenes of immigrant/first-generation farmers sitting around, about 10 words are spoken in 5 minutes.
"Communalism" might actually be more accurate than "communism" for their view-point. Collectivist, but more in a kibbutz-like sense - not totalitarian, not cultural. "Northern Lights" I think it was called. Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 08:39 PM (QDnY+) 272
235 229
Iowahawk reports the BBC wants one sixth of its "stars" to be gay, transgendered or disabled by 2020, which means some uncomfortable changes are ahead for any stars not disabled, biologically happy and/or straight. The mere fact this is a thing tells us a lot about why the economy is flatlining. I mean, seriously, why would a business set a ridiculous goal like this? Posted by: MTF at April 27, 2016 08:28 PM (TcePY) I wonder what percentage they'd score for the fat, obnoxious Amherst chick? Posted by: Jane D'oh From the network that covered up Jimmy Saville's pedo-lust for decades. Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2016 08:39 PM (LFNJP) 273
Off you stupid low life trunk loving sister hugging trailer park denizen of da dumb sock.
Posted by: freaked at April 27, 2016 08:39 PM (BO/km) 274
1. Does mentally ill count as disabled? If yes, I don't see much of a change in their on air personalities.
2. Inclusive. They want to "include" everyone, even if that means pandering to the .00000001% It's political correctness run amuck. /ya know, if Muslims would just start demanding Sharia for everyone because they felt somehow alienated, I'm pretty sure the UK would cave. They could also demand everyone in the UK submit to their god alan, and that might fly as well. Posted by: nd in the Governmen at April 27, 2016 08:36 PM (AHDxb) Piebald retarded lesbian amputees, your day has come! The only group that won't be represented: conservative grownups, i.e., taxpayers. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 27, 2016 08:40 PM (oKE6c) Posted by: Piers Gaveston. 1st Earl of Cornhole at April 27, 2016 08:40 PM (sl+zA) Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2016 08:40 PM (EZebt) 277
Iowahawk reports the BBC wants one sixth of its "stars" to be gay, transgendered or disabled by 2020.
What they aren't already? Posted by: freaked at April 27, 2016 08:41 PM (BO/km) 278
Brother, I'm behind enemy lines here in Californistan. Austin would be better.
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 08:19 PM (iIzG7) Same here. I'm still waiting for the Verlaine quote, after hearing all about goddamned John and his long mustache. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 27, 2016 08:42 PM (oKE6c) 279
I missed the Will Farrell post by a mile, since my cell phone gave up the ghost today without warning (LG G4, never been dropped, immersed, mistreated, owned for only six months).
So I'll just say this and move on: Will Farrell has ALWAYS been a piece of shit and I can't say I've ever seen anything he's been in that was either funny or worth the time. Fuck him for trying to make Reagan look bad. Reagan was smarter the day he died than Farrell will ever be. Posted by: Sharkman at April 27, 2016 08:42 PM (QWtgr) 280
Perhaps the Fed should lower interest rates.
Wait, wut? Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2016 08:40 PM (EZebt) **** Don't laugh. They are about to raise them 1/4 point so that they at least have a BB in their gun. Posted by: Tim in GA at April 27, 2016 08:42 PM (YLidQ) 281
Conference call over. I dread them all day.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 08:42 PM (Ozsfq) 282
Jane, Bernie wants to impose a 10% tax on the purchase price of stock. This makes risk so great that only the privileged/cheaters will be able to afford to invest in the market.
For instance, I try to make 2% minimum on every trade I enter. Bernie would ensure I lose 8% on every trade. Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2016 08:42 PM (rRHdN) 283
Big Ben, Parliament...
Posted by: Clark Griswald at April 27, 2016 08:42 PM (uUhhd) 284
Doesn't Bernie want to tax peoples' stock market investments? I may have dreamed that Robert Reich wrote an article in support of that idea in Sunday's paper. Posted by: Jane D'oh http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20160424000310 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 08:43 PM (k4M/B) 285
Communalism" might actually be more accurate than "communism" for their view-point. Collectivist, but more in a kibbutz-like sense - not totalitarian, not cultural.
"Northern Lights" I think it was called. Posted by: rhomboid that sounds about right. ND had the only state bank. The Bank of ND. It was created for low interest loans for farmers and student loans for kids and small business. When people were paying about 21% interest on loans in the Carter years, Bank of ND loans were charging about 4% interest. They had almost no defaults. Small population, shared values, homogenous population. People would never default on a loan because it would be embarrassing and shameful Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 08:43 PM (zOTsN) 286
>>Iowahawk reports the BBC wants one sixth of its "stars" to be gay, transgendered or disabled by 2020,
Uh, to be gay, trans or disabled in real life, or within their programming's story-lines? Because I would think that as a group, actors have a higher % or at least gays, and interestingly, it seems more than a few have trans kids... Posted by: Dinesh D'Souza at April 27, 2016 08:43 PM (NOIQH) 287
The questions is: Will they be able to keep it propped up in order to get Hillary! over the finish line?
Posted by: The Economic Hat at April 27, 2016 08:44 PM (vBeA5) 288
At least half the people in the world are disabled just by their stupidity. There should be no problem finding disabled actors if you just expand the definition a bit.
Posted by: freaked at April 27, 2016 08:44 PM (BO/km) 289
For instance, I try to make 2% minimum on every trade I enter. Bernie would ensure I lose 8% on every trade.
Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2016 08:42 PM (rRHdN) **** In his view, you'll make it up in volume. Posted by: Tim in GA at April 27, 2016 08:44 PM (YLidQ) 290
So, I saw on Fox that Bernie's wife does their tax returns. The two of them together earn about $205,000/yr.
Their tax rate is 13%. Make of that what you will. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:45 PM (FsuaD) 291
247 So conservatives shouldn't go on The View and give an opposing viewpoint? That's ridiculous.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 08:33 PM (FT+GD) What we should do what the Reds would do to us: protest against the existence of The View, pointing out that it's not diverse and inclusive, because it doesn't have men. We should start with their failure to include any trans-perverts, and shut them down and/or dilute out the (real) distaff component into insignificance. THEN we should agitate for our own show, and make that as outrageous and offensive (to the Reds) as possible. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 27, 2016 08:45 PM (oKE6c) 292
Worst case scenario: Knowing that the economy will tank and tank hard, the Dems throw the Presidential race... and the let the economy crash in February, thus casting Trump as Hoover 2.0.
2nd Great Deal if we are lucky. The formal end of America with a Progressive successor state if we are not. Posted by: The Hat o' Doom at April 27, 2016 08:46 PM (vBeA5) 293
BBC is one of the most depressing, shocking, and repugnant tales of degradation in the west, actually.
From being a vital and fantastic weapon against the darkness in WWII and then for most of the Cold War, to an orwellian totalitarian morally-inverted freak show of corruption and idiocy. A BBC reporter once "came out" to me - carefully, furtively - registering his shock and disgust at how his agency and a lot of the western press were reporting on one of our wars with a ridiculous "balance", when our enemies were as foul and despicable as the SS in WWII. Then, comically, he did say his *one* concern that he shared with his otherwise demented colleagues at the Beeb was ...... climate change! I actually was able to talk him well of the ledge on that one. But his predicament of course mirrors that of almost all sane and perceptive people now laboring in the west's delusional and degraded institutions. Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 08:46 PM (QDnY+) 294
One day, perhaps, remembering even this will be a pleasure...
Posted by: Virgil at April 27, 2016 08:46 PM (vBeA5) 295
CA voted for Reagan four times, if you count
the gubernatorial elections, when the tumor was small, and largely confined to the Bay Area. Now it's metastasized to LA and even SD. /sobs Posted by: Jay Guevara Teddy Kennedy and the 1986 Immigration Reform act took care of that. Smart. Like that economy size bottle of lighter fluid in your SUV at the tailgate party. Smart. Posted by: Mayhem...just not at State Farm at April 27, 2016 08:47 PM (+1T7c) 296
Then, comically, he did say his *one* concern that he shared with his otherwise demented colleagues at the Beeb was ...... climate change! I actually was able to talk him well of the ledge on that one. But his predicament of course mirrors that of almost all sane and perceptive people now laboring in the west's delusional and degraded institutions.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 08:46 PM (QDnY+) The BBC is run by perverts. Case in point? Jimmy "it ain't rape if the kid is dead" Seville. Posted by: The Hat Broadcasting Comany at April 27, 2016 08:48 PM (vBeA5) 297
Solving the media problem is actually simple, and we can thank Barack Obama for showing us the way.
Order the FTC to begin anti-monopoly suits against all of the major media companies. Since only about six companies actually control over 90% of all media, this will not take long. Order the FCC to pull broadcast licenses which will then be offered to other companies in the interests of diversity and inclusiveness. Because a small group of people pulling all the strings is neither diverse nor inclusive. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 27, 2016 08:48 PM (4ErVI) 298
290 So, I saw on Fox that Bernie's wife does their tax returns. The two of them together earn about $205,000/yr.
====== So he can afford to be a socialist! Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2016 08:48 PM (EZebt) 299
I would not go on the View.. The soup is already cooked and over cooked at that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 08:48 PM (Ozsfq) 300
looked up Northern Lights.
"Northern Lights," Henry Martinson, who is 94 years old and still does push-ups, ruminates on the soundtrack about his days as a homesteader in North Dakota, about his friends and especially about Ray Sorenson. Like Henry Martinson, Ray was an early organizer for the Nonpartisan League, a populist movement that revolutionized prairie politics in the years before World War I. Henry realizes this story is important and he pushes himself to write it down, which he does on an electric typewriter. With just the smallest hint of humor, Henry says, "I'm not getting any younger." Henry Martinson is a real person, for 28 years the labor commissioner of North Dakota and a former secretary of the Socialist Party. His recollections provide the frame for "Northern Lights," the stunningly photographed, fictionalized story of Ray Sorenson and other farmers like him who were radicalized in the first decades of this century. The film is the first dramatic feature by Rob Nilsson and John Hanson, both of whom have roots in the Middle West and are documentary film makers. When "Northern Lights" stays close to the soil of North Dakota and to the events that shaped its political history, it is splendid. Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 08:49 PM (zOTsN) 301
Conference call over. I dread them all day. Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 08:42 PM (Ozsfq) ------------------ Heh. I was one of the guys onsite in the conference room when you dialed in. We could tell you were rolling your eyes and checking your phone the entire time. Had to keep asking if you were still there. "Steve, what's your take on that? . . . Steve?" Posted by: iforgot at April 27, 2016 08:49 PM (d+knu) 302
So he can afford to be a socialist!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2016 08:48 PM (EZebt) Ain't that always the case? Little Billy Ayer's father was loaded and financed his son's radicalism Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 08:49 PM (Ozsfq) 303
The economy slowed? When was it ever going forward over the last eight years?
I'm sick and tired of being between "barely getting by" and "wondering how I'm going to buy groceries next week". I could likely do better if I got a new career, but I have no idea what I'd do...the things I'm good at don't seem to bring in a lot of income. Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 27, 2016 08:50 PM (rJUlF) 304
THEN we should agitate for our own show, and make that as outrageous and offensive (to the Reds) as possible.
Posted by: Jay Guevara I know the Reds aren't that good a team this year, but watching the games is not outrageous and offensive. Jeez. Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at April 27, 2016 08:50 PM (+1T7c) 305
Heh. I was one of the guys onsite in the conference room when you dialed in. We could tell you were rolling your eyes and checking your phone the entire time. Had to keep asking if you were still there. "Steve, what's your take on that? . . . Steve?"
Posted by: iforgot at April 27, 2016 08:49 PM (d+knu) Actually that is my first name, but they all call me Commander Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 08:50 PM (Ozsfq) 306
The economy is slowing? Oh My!
Quick, let's raise the minimum wage and increase the cost of health insurance. Who's with me? We are not Venezuela, we can do this! Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 27, 2016 08:51 PM (dW9Xq) 307
I don't think Bernie's paying his "fair share." 13% of $205,000? A true socialist would demand at least 60% in taxes.
That's what he wants everyone else in his tax bracket to pay. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:51 PM (FsuaD) 308
NGU Seder with Mrs. Franpsycho's family took a Herculean effort with my shutting-up skills, which are not so good.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2016 08:52 PM (EZebt) Posted by: Global LukeWarming at April 27, 2016 08:52 PM (qul7b) 310
CA voted for Reagan four times, if you count
the gubernatorial elections, when the tumor was small, and largely confined to the Bay Area. Now it's metastasized to LA and even SD. /sobs Posted by: Jay Guevara Teddy Kennedy and the 1986 Immigration Reform act took care of that. Smart. Like that economy size bottle of lighter fluid in your SUV at the tailgate party. Smart. Posted by: Mayhem...just not at State Farm at April 27, 2016 08:47 PM (+1T7c) If it weren't for that, California would be a deep red state today. Even as late as the mid-'90's, Republicans could win the Assembly and even win L.A. County. Many Dem areas were starting to turn Republican. But this was not to be for three reasons: 1st). the '91 recession and end of the cold war permanently devistated aerospace and similar industries; 2nd); amnesty and the influx of more and more illegals; and 3rd). the Leftists who came in in the late '90's during the first tech boom. If you want to understand what happened to California, watch "Falling Down". It's a perfect allegory. Posted by: The Fools Golden Hat at April 27, 2016 08:52 PM (vBeA5) 311
People would never default on a loan because it would be embarrassing and shameful
==== that. that is what I'm looking for. that kind of thing. Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 08:52 PM (Cq0oW) 312
Heh. I was one of the guys onsite in the conference
room when you dialed in. We could tell you were rolling your eyes and checking your phone the entire time. Had to keep asking if you were still there. "Steve, what's your take on that? . . . Steve?" Posted by: iforgot at April 27, 2016 08:49 PM (d+knu) Hey, whoever is typing, please put your phone on mute! Posted by: Every F'n Time at April 27, 2016 08:53 PM (cmE8J) 313
@sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2016 07:48 PM (gUoN4)
Just got Tech and General on the same day. I've wanted this since I was 12. 73. Posted by: Nightmouse at April 27, 2016 08:53 PM (iuCQW) 314
The GOPe in its flailing impotence will sabotage Trump at every turn, and then say Hillary was inevitable. A self-fulfilling prophesy they will do everything they can do to bring about.
Posted by: cm9000 at April 27, 2016 08:53 PM (2TUVm) 315
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 08:46 PM (QDnY+) ----------------------- He's a character in Animal Farm -- not sure which one right now (been a while since I read the hoal thing). Posted by: iforgot at April 27, 2016 08:53 PM (d+knu) 316
People would never default on a loan because it would be embarrassing and shameful
==== that. that is what I'm looking for. that kind of thing. Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich I dont know if its the same. I hope so Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 08:54 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Lance at the NSA at April 27, 2016 08:54 PM (qul7b) 318
People would never default on a loan because it would be embarrassing and shameful
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 08:43 PM (zOTsN) It's a well-documented fact that no negative interest rate loan has ever been defaulted on. So, maybe now you rubes will begin to understand why negative interest rates are so important ... I can't believe we have to explain the genius of negative interest rates to you people. Sheesh. Posted by: The Unknown Fed at April 27, 2016 08:56 PM (zc3Db) 319
watch "Falling Down". It's a perfect allegory.
That's one of my favorite movies!! Douglas was great in it. Plus, Robert Duvall. Fantastic flick. Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2016 08:56 PM (LFNJP) 320
Well, I'm going to get ready for bed and hope husband makes it home safely after taking his favorite vendor and vendor's buddies out on the boat to dinner.
Which means, I'll be trying to distract myself from any marine mishaps by watching TV. And hoping no more guns are lost in the Intracoastal. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:57 PM (FsuaD) 321
"If you want to understand what happened to California, watch "Falling Down". It's a perfect allegory."
--- truth... and a great movie too. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2016 08:57 PM (WhYLb) 322
Some of the things we do to get the economy going may not seem to make sense.
Posted by: Joltin' Joe Biden at April 27, 2016 08:58 PM (QD9b6) 323
The local Starbucks now has "Starbucks Evening." Craft beers and wine, "Truffle Popcorn" whatever that is -- I have my limits. Oh hell, maybe I'll go get some just to say I gave it a try. Posted by: iforgot at April 27, 2016 08:58 PM (d+knu) 324
The GOPe in its flailing impotence will sabotage
Trump at every turn, and then say Hillary was inevitable. Posted by: cm9000 at April 27, 2016 08:53 PM (2TUVm) No doubt about that. Not sure why they're wasting their time though, I'm pretty sure Swindlin' Don is more than capable of sabotaging himself. Posted by: mugiwara at April 27, 2016 08:58 PM (CFl8c) 325
The zero bound is not a problem, the Fed will go to negative rates. The ECB and the Japanese have already done this. Ain't done shit the equations say it's supposed to, but the effects are to make things worse, of course.
They will go negative here. They will do it. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 27, 2016 08:59 PM (DW+jj) 326
I think institutions like the Bank of ND only work with small homogenous populations with shared values. That sort of model would never work nationally
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 08:59 PM (zOTsN) 327
Hey, whoever is typing, please put your phone on mute!
Posted by: Every F'n Time at April 27, 2016 08:53 PM (cmE8J) Hey that's nothing..we;ve heard toilets flushing Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 08:59 PM (Ozsfq) 328
Solving the media problem is actually simple, and we can thank Barack Obama for showing us the way.
Order the FTC to begin anti-monopoly suits against all of the major media companies. Since only about six companies actually control over 90% of all media, this will not take long. Order the FCC to pull broadcast licenses which will then be offered to other companies in the interests of diversity and inclusiveness. Because a small group of people pulling all the strings is neither diverse nor inclusive. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 27, 2016 08:48 PM (4ErVI) If you really want to go trust-busting, go after the real power players: Google, Apple, Microsoft, Twitter, and the like. Not only do they have far more power, they really are the "evil 1%" who have massive profit margins that pay little to no taxes, and whose owners control vast swaths of the company which gives them a crapload of divident money. Posted by: Teddy's Revenge at April 27, 2016 08:59 PM (vBeA5) 329
Just got Tech and General on the same day. I've wanted this since I was 12. 73. Posted by: Nightmouse Congrats. Got my Novice when I was 12. In 1964. 73... Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 09:00 PM (k4M/B) 330
Some of the things we do to get the economy going may not seem to make sense. Posted by: Joltin' Joe Biden at April 27, 2016 08:58 PM (QD9b6) -------------------------- I can't wait until Hillary loses the FBI primary and Trump assigns you your nickname. Crazy Joe? Plagiarizin' Joe? Needs a Cuppa Joe? Posted by: iforgot at April 27, 2016 09:00 PM (d+knu) 331
No doubt about that. Not sure why they're wasting their time though, I'm pretty sure Swindlin' Don is more than capable of sabotaging himself.
Posted by: mugiwara at April 27, 2016 08:58 PM (CFl8c) Yeah ... so we were told, countless times, at the beginning of the primaries ... and every day after. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 27, 2016 09:00 PM (zc3Db) 332
I'm watching a doc on roman history/archeology. They are talking about sea battles. They had 2 hours to aim for their opponents. You either won or everyone died. They had bronze ramming things under water. Looked bad. Undoubtedly would destroy a ship. One they had had a piece of a Carthaginian ship. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 09:01 PM (iQIUe) 333
307 I don't think Bernie's paying his "fair share." 13% of $205,000? A true socialist would demand at least 60% in taxes.
That's what he wants everyone else in his tax bracket to pay. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 08:51 PM (FsuaD) But he's a public servant,, dontcha know. Not like those greedy, money-grubbing people who work in private industry. Posted by: Archie Bunker at April 27, 2016 09:01 PM (sdi6R) 334
Sock off.
Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 09:01 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 09:02 PM (1xUj/) 336
Don't worry Citizens, President Hitlery will ensure everyone has healthcare, a job, and is free of those icky guns. Camp Paradise will supply everything you need! Posted by: Lance at the NSA at April 27, 2016 09:03 PM (qul7b) 337
335 My chuckle for myself this July 4th is to fly a Taunton flag.
The town in Massachusetts? Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 09:02 PM (1xUj/) --- I like the George Rex flag that says "No Popery"! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 09:05 PM (jR7Wy) 338
Trump really stepped in it this time - Megyn Kelly just quoted Trump as saying that if Hillary were a man she would be getting only 5%.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 27, 2016 09:07 PM (T78UI) 339
nO vAGINA, nO pEACE! Posted by: Lance at the NSA at April 27, 2016 09:07 PM (qul7b) 340
The town in Massachusetts
=== the same. they had an early colonial flag motto was Liberty and Union. i figure it'll piss off everyone, left and right Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 09:08 PM (Cq0oW) 341
no popery is hysterical too
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 09:08 PM (Cq0oW) 342
Wednesday on ABCs The View, Sen. Ted Cruz
supporter former Gov. Rick Perry said ultimately if the 2016 election comes down to Republican nominee Donald Trump versus Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, he would vote for Trump. At least some sanity is returning Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 09:09 PM (Ozsfq) 343
"The zero bound is not a problem, the Fed will go to negative rates. The ECB and the Japanese have already done this."
Said it before, will no doubt have to say it again: Given what has happened to Japan economically since 1990, why would anyone in their right mind attempt to use the same policy tools in the same way as the Japanese attempted to do? It's been one long dreary litany of expensive failure for them. Posted by: torquewrench at April 27, 2016 09:09 PM (noWW6) 344
338: if the beast were a man, she would have been indicted already. historic first and all.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 09:09 PM (ucDmr) 345
I like the George Rex flag that says "No Popery"!
Posted by: All Hail Eris **** Down with Glade plug-ins! Whaaat?! Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 27, 2016 09:09 PM (hVdx9) 346
Feds: The Economy Has Slowed
Wait, is this the 2016 thread or the 2009 thread? Well, let's see if I get auto-spam-banned... Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2016 09:09 PM (oFSUK) 347
Trump really stepped in it this time - Megyn Kelly just quoted Trump as saying that if Hillary were a man she would be getting only 5%.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 27, 2016 09:07 PM (T78UI) He might be over estimating Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 09:09 PM (Ozsfq) 348
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2016 09:10 PM (KCxzN) 349
When you make it more difficult to make a living, fewer people make a living.
Posted by: navybrat at April 27, 2016 09:10 PM (8QGte) 350
338 Trump really stepped in it this time - Megyn Kelly just quoted Trump as saying that if Hillary were a man she would be getting only 5%. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 27, 2016 09:07 PM (T78UI) Yeah, no more than three percent. Posted by: eman at April 27, 2016 09:10 PM (MQEz6) 351
Megyn Kelly just quoted Trump as saying that if Hillary were a man she would be getting only 5%.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 27, 2016 09:07 P Huma, strap-on, some assembly required Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 09:11 PM (voOPb) 352
The town in Massachusetts
=== the same. they had an early colonial flag motto was Liberty and Union. i figure it'll piss off everyone, left and right Oh cool. I just looked it up. I was sort of snarking because I'm familiar with the town (it's where the Dighton Rock is, for you Norse conspiracists) and didn't know about the flag. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 09:11 PM (1xUj/) 353
Trump really stepped in it this time - Megyn Kelly just quoted Trump as saying that if Hillary were a man she would be getting only 5%. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 27, 2016 09:07 PM (T78UI) --------------------------- HAHAHAHA. And if Hillary were a human -- well, never mind, that's some logical fallacy about contradicting your own terms. Posted by: iforgot at April 27, 2016 09:11 PM (d+knu) 354
"On the plus side, the Republican controlled senate just reinstated
subsidies for windmills so we have that going for us, which is nice." Healthy societies have venture capitalism. To fund promising new endeavors. In Ultra-Rome, we have venture socialism. To prop up proven failures. Posted by: torquewrench at April 27, 2016 09:12 PM (noWW6) 355
There's somebody here imitating me and putting communist words in my mouth. Bernie's a fruit cake and needs to stifle himself.
Now, Richard E. Nixon, there's a president. Posted by: The Real Archie Bunker at April 27, 2016 09:12 PM (DW+jj) 356
ThunderB, that's what I meant in my original comment on the "radical" collectivism in the northern plains documented in that movie.
My comment about kibbutzim. Ready to be edumucated/corrected, but I believe their "communalism" worked for a time. Due, obviously, to several outstanding, rare, and unsustainable factors (ethnic/social/ideological homogeneity, etc.). Anyway, I just recall how wonderful the silence was in that movie. Scandi farmers. Hard times. The great northern plains. Not a lot a talkin' goin' on. Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 09:12 PM (QDnY+) 357
I cut up a mess of peppers to make tacos with, and after dinner my fingers feel like they are on fire, whereas my mouth doesn't hurt a bit. Wonder if I should rub sour cream on my fingers!
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 27, 2016 09:13 PM (bZ7mE) Posted by: I PROMISE at April 27, 2016 09:14 PM (qul7b) 359
Watching "The Old Man in the Cave" episode from Twilight Zone. Totally called it 5 minutes in.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 09:15 PM (jR7Wy) 360
Rub your fingers in your crotch. will settle 'em right down.
I imagine that I'd notice the pain in my fingers a whole lot less, at least. Posted by: Grey Fox at April 27, 2016 09:15 PM (bZ7mE) 361
"Camp Paradise will supply everything you need!"
Our new guests often labor under the misconception that one *needs* toilet paper. It's a common but inaccurate complaint. We've arranged to bring in some of our Muslim friends to show how it's possible to get along perfectly well without it. Posted by: Happy Fun Camp Activities Director at April 27, 2016 09:15 PM (noWW6) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 09:15 PM (voOPb) 363
I cut ucep a mess of peppers to make tacos with, and after dinner my fingers feel like they are on fire, whereas my mouth doesn't hurt a bit. Wonder if I should rub sour cream on my fingers! Posted by: Grey Fox at April 27, 2016 09:13 PM (bZ7mE) --------------- omg. This happened to me once, but I probably cut far more peppers than you. I had to go to bed and curl over my flaming digits until my lesson had been learned. Disposable gloves, my friend. Posted by: iforgot at April 27, 2016 09:16 PM (d+knu) 364
Given what has happened to Japan economically since 1990, why would anyone in their right mind attempt to use the same policy tools in the same way as the Japanese attempted to do? It's been one long dreary litany of expensive failure for them.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 27, 2016 09:09 PM (noWW6) Just to add a little meat to your post - Nikkei, Dec 1989: 39,000 Nikkei, Apr 2016: 17,500 26+ years ... -55% return Luckily, the Japanese are "long-term" investors ... Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 27, 2016 09:17 PM (zc3Db) 365
oh speaking of that
kid has a diaper rash looks like a lobster down there. howled and screamed. hell i was wincing. Jesus I felt bad for him. Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 09:17 PM (Cq0oW) 366
Watching "The Old Man in the Cave" episode from Twilight Zone. Totally called it 5 minutes in. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage But if you had watched it in 1963... Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 09:18 PM (k4M/B) 367
jolly ole england is gay. as archie bunker said, shakespear was an english fag.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 08:37 PM (ucDmr) I thought that was Robin Hood because he went around in tights and had a purse and that's why the sheriff run him into the woods Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2016 09:18 PM (45oDG) 368
"Yellen's secret meeting at the White House followed an emergency secret
Federal Reserve Board meeting. The Fed then held another secret meeting to discuss bank reform. These secret meetings come on the heels of the Federal Reserve Bank of Atlanta's estimate that first quarter GDP growth was .01 percent, dangerously close to the official definition of recession." Next up, our roundtable of advisory panelists who will unanimously confirm that there has never been a better time to buy stocks. Brought to you by TD Ameritrade and Charles Schwab. Back after these messages. Posted by: America's Business News Channels at April 27, 2016 09:18 PM (noWW6) 369
Hat and others are correct. Falling Down is a movie that sort of documents a key element in CA's precipitous decline into idiocy.
Oh - and I think Mayhem was conflating Kennedy's '65 immigration act with the '86 Simpson-Mazzoli act - both were disastrous, but quite different in what they did. One more element I'd add to Hat's witch's brew that doomed CA - unionization of public employees. Somebody correct me, but it's quite recent - Dill Act (signed by Brown first time around, '78?). That disaster, combined with the conversion of the Dem Party into a cash recycling machine/errand boy for those unions, and the impact of the increasing indoctrination vs. education in the public schools (prior to that, excellent in CA) - voila. Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 09:18 PM (QDnY+) 370
@364 throw in some Venzeluan practices and you have all the makings of a 4th world country
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 09:19 PM (voOPb) 371
ThunderB, that's what I meant in my original comment on the "radical" collectivism in the northern plains documented in that movie.
My comment about kibbutzim. Ready to be edumucated/corrected, but I believe their "communalism" worked for a time. Due, obviously, to several outstanding, rare, and unsustainable factors (ethnic/social/ideological homogeneity, etc.). Anyway, I just recall how wonderful the silence was in that movie. Scandi farmers. Hard times. The great northern plains. Not a lot a talkin' goin' on. Posted by: rhomboid at A there was once a Norwegian farmer who loved his wife so much he almost told her Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 09:19 PM (zOTsN) 372
>>kid has a diaper rash looks like a lobster down there. howled and screamed. hell i was wincing. Jesus I felt bad for him.
Ouch! "Triple Paste" creme is the best thing evah for that. Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2016 09:20 PM (NOIQH) 373
Just got Tech and General on the same day. I've wanted this since I was 12. 73.
Posted by: Nightmouse at April 27, 2016 08:53 PM (iuCQW) Got my tech last year, working on the General now. 73 Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at April 27, 2016 09:21 PM (7TOkf) 374
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at April 27, 2016 09:21 PM (W6iIX) 375
My chuckle for myself this July 4th is to fly a Taunton flag.
The town in Massachusetts? Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 09:02 PM (1xUj/) You thought they smelled bad on the outside... Posted by: Luke at April 27, 2016 09:21 PM (vBeA5) 376
. Dying from lack of Ace content in my life.
Posted by: Mattald J Drump at April 27, 2016 07:30 PM (UKFDQ) Ace is the place with the helpful hardware man...IYKWIMAITTYD. Posted by: Sal Paradise at April 27, 2016 09:21 PM (aRUb8) 377
In Venezuela the economy is roaring along. Everybody's so prosperous they work only two days a week.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 09:22 PM (Nwg0u) 378
oh speaking of that
kid has a diaper rash looks like a lobster down there. howled and screamed. hell i was wincing. Jesus I felt bad for him. Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich a generously slather on some Bag Balm. square green tin. at the Walgreens. works better than anything else. Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 09:22 PM (zOTsN) 379
Grey Fox, in general, when trying to mitigate the impact of capsaicin on skin/in your mouth etc.: absorbent things, like bread or salt. First absorb as much as possible, then wash away with water.
Actually on your hands vigorous scrubbing with water/soap should work as well. Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 09:22 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 27, 2016 09:22 PM (9mTYi) 381
I like Bag Balm better than Butt Paste
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 09:23 PM (zOTsN) 382
Dont now if true or not but if he was just diagnosised 6 months ago, he must have caught it in the last year. http://blindgossip.com/?p=77843#more-77843 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 09:23 PM (iQIUe) Posted by: Barky at April 27, 2016 09:24 PM (qul7b) 384
I don't know about them women running the federal reverse bank, there.
It's like I said about women doctors. They're only good for woman problems, like your groinocology. Posted by: The Real Archie Bunker at April 27, 2016 09:25 PM (DW+jj) 385
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich
Let the baby not wear a diaper once in a while when possible. Air circulation helps heal. Posted by: @votermom at April 27, 2016 09:25 PM (nbrY/) Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2016 09:25 PM (45oDG) Posted by: freaked at April 27, 2016 09:25 PM (BO/km) 388
>>I like Bag Balm better than Butt Paste
Never tried it - the triple paste got us through the worst of the diaper rashes. Thank god that's a distant memory... Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2016 09:26 PM (NOIQH) 389
Grey Fox, in general, when trying to mitigate the impact of capsaicin on
skin/in your mouth etc.: absorbent things, like bread or salt. First absorb as much as possible, then wash away with water. Actually on your hands vigorous scrubbing with water/soap should work as well. Thanks. The funny thing is, I didn't have much trouble when cutting the peppers - it was pushing them around my plate with a fork, tortillas, and, evidently, my fingers, that caused the problem. Posted by: Grey Fox at April 27, 2016 09:26 PM (bZ7mE) Posted by: torquewrench at April 27, 2016 09:26 PM (noWW6) 391
What I see coming is an utterly pompous Never Trump right that is more comfortable with President Hillary than being proven wrong about Trump's electoral prowess.
Posted by: cm9000 at April 27, 2016 09:26 PM (2TUVm) 392
economy is roaring along. Everybody's so prosperous they work only two days a week.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 09:22 PM (Nwg0u) Nothing like having a 5 day weekend with no money or electricity, Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 09:27 PM (voOPb) 393
Come for the foreign policy, stay for the diaper rash cure.
Posted by: Infidel at April 27, 2016 09:27 PM (zNEZO) 394
Grey Fox - Asheville Robt. and I have tentatively planned on attending the May 14th gun show together. You interested? Assuming of course that the pepper induced chemical pain has cleared up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 27, 2016 09:27 PM (9mTYi) 395
Is Joey Choo-Choo gonna be pulling the Wreckovery Summer Train yet one more time? What. A. Trooper. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2016 09:27 PM (BK3ZS) 396
NGU, you still here?
Was very happy you seemed to be absent from a thread earlier today. Yowzah. One of our regulars was outdoing himself. Straw men that could shade the Petronas Towers (invidious ones, too). Shifting premises and topics and arguments like a fruit fly. A parade of logical fallacies. The same unworldly cluelessness we have come to expect. Even a bit of absurd pop psychology to diagnose the pathologies of those who can think straight. You woulda blown a gasket. Or torn off a crown, or spit out an implant (insert appropriate dental metaphor here). Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 09:28 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: Stanley Fish at April 27, 2016 09:28 PM (9mTYi) 398
Let the baby not wear a diaper once in a while when possible. Air circulation helps heal.
Posted by: @votermom at April 27, 2016 09:25 PM (nbrY/) this is very good advice. Air the thing out. Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 09:29 PM (zOTsN) 399
Let the baby not wear a diaper once in a while when possible. Air circulation helps heal. ==== we're doing toilet training. he's hiding rather than telling us he went. this weekend is Commando. and a bucket of soapy water probably Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 09:29 PM (Cq0oW) 400
"For all the lunacy in WA state, drive 50 miles west of Seattle and it's a different world."
Except that the state laws in that "different world" are for all effects and purposes determined by the lunatics in Seattle. Posted by: torquewrench at April 27, 2016 09:30 PM (noWW6) 401
"Asheville Robt. and I have tentatively planned on attending the May 14th gun show together. "
No kidding? You two finally going to meet up. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 09:30 PM (qAJ0V) 402
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 09:12 PM (QDnY+)
The kibbutzim worked a bit in the beginning. The Jews bought shit swampland from the arabs and were able to turn it into rich land (they imported eucalyptus trees to drain the swamps) after which the arabs decided that they were ripped off and wanted to take it all back. Also, many of the original kibbutzim served as defense posts more than communes. In that they were farms the kibbutzim always contributed hugely disproportionate amounts of elite soldiers. I think the commando units were something like 30-35% kibbutznics, even as the kibbutz population was only around a couple of percent. I attribute this to the farming life more than anything. However, all but a couple of kibbutzim were total failures and they were held up by government subsidies and agricultural regulation for a very long time. Most of the leftist ideas that the kibbutzim were born with disappeared from those same kibbutzim after a couple of generations (due to the kibbutznics' own disgust with them) and many kibbutznics used to keep their own private stashes of cash outside of the kibbutz (which was a big no-no). In the end, they all failed but a couple that had picked good manufacturing plants (by luck) and made enough money to support the stagnation of kibbutz life. Most of the rest went private or broke up into moshavs (which are pseudo-kibbutzim). Some of the few that made money lost it in one scam or another - you have to understand that some kibbutzim had a lot of land near cities in a country where land is a at a serious premium. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 27, 2016 09:30 PM (zc3Db) 403
>>I like Bag Balm better than Butt Paste
Oh, Butt Paste is a different product from Triple Paste; Butt Paste was not nearly as good. Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2016 09:30 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: obligatory at April 27, 2016 09:31 PM (8ZHTC) 405
sup erveryone
Posted by: thathalfrican - failure is not an option at April 27, 2016 09:31 PM (R5HRU) 406
Wait -- there's a flag that has both the Don't Tread On Me serpent and a skull and crossbones: The Veteran Exempts Flag:
http://www.loeser.us/flags/revolution.html (Scroll down toward the bottom) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 09:32 PM (jR7Wy) 407
we're doing toilet training. he's hiding rather than telling us he went. this weekend is Commando.
.......... put the little guy in underwear and jeans. that way it is uncomfortable training in shorts doesn't work. oh an all my kids pissed on the TV room couch, which fortunately we've replaced Posted by: Yo! at April 27, 2016 09:32 PM (W6iIX) 408
I missed out on triple paste. Bag Balm worked really well for us, has a mild antibiotic in it I think
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 09:32 PM (zOTsN) 409
"For all the lunacy in WA state, drive 50 miles west of Seattle and it's a different world."
Oregon's the same, no? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 09:32 PM (qAJ0V) Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 09:33 PM (zOTsN) 411
No Popery... with commie Pope Franky that's probably for the best.
Posted by: zombie JP II at April 27, 2016 09:33 PM (H9MG5) 412
Oh good trey gowdey on bor....f'n useless
Posted by: E.T. at April 27, 2016 09:33 PM (c+7Ko) Posted by: The Illinois Enema Bandit at April 27, 2016 09:33 PM (jR7Wy) 414
Thanks for the info TPOP.
I knew the kibbutzim had ultimately failed (and that much of their value, at least later, was strategic/military). I was just making the observation that all sorts of limited, small utopian experiments in history have worked, a little, for a short time. But never beyond that. And they wouldn't have even worked (a little) for *any* time at all absent the unusual/perishable shared qualities the participants had - at the outset. The Scandinavian welfare states "worked" for a generation or two - in the sense they didn't actually collapse. Of course they were a holocaust of opportunity cost and freedom - those concepts that elude more and more Americans, and which as much as anything lie at the root of our decline. Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 09:35 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: Yo! at April 27, 2016 09:35 PM (W6iIX) Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 09:35 PM (Cq0oW) 417
396
One of our regulars was outdoing himself. Straw men that could shade the Petronas Towers (invidious ones, too). Shifting premises and topics and arguments like a fruit fly. A parade of logical fallacies. The same unworldly cluelessness we have come to expect. Even a bit of absurd pop psychology to diagnose the pathologies of those who can think straight. Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 09:28 PM (QDnY+) I saw that, although I was at work and didn't get involved. I used to like his comments, but he has really gone off the rails lately. Apparently anyone who has a problem with letting the entire Earth's population move to the United States and collect welfare is a bigot or something. Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 09:36 PM (sdi6R) 418
OK, so I open up the comments section of a thread about the slow Obama economy, jump to the bottom of the page and I see Lizzy talking about Butt Paste.
I love this place. Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 27, 2016 09:36 PM (P8951) 419
Grey Fox - Asheville Robt. and I have tentatively planned on attending
the May 14th gun show together. You interested? Assuming of course that the pepper induced chemical pain has cleared up. At the moment I don't think that I'm going to be terribly interested in the gun show itself - I just attended the Kentucky Rifle show in Knoxville this last weekend, brought home a bunch of books, cds, and other stuff, and what disposable income is left over is earmarked for other purposes, plus I don't want to be buying any new guns until I get some things sorted out with the ones I bought last year. I would be interested in meeting you guys face-to-face, though. Posted by: Grey Fox at April 27, 2016 09:36 PM (bZ7mE) Posted by: J. Biden at April 27, 2016 09:36 PM (qAJ0V) Posted by: Some rustic coed rump at April 27, 2016 09:37 PM (BO/km) Posted by: Joke Biden at April 27, 2016 09:37 PM (H9MG5) 423
we're doing toilet training. he's hiding rather than telling us he went. this weekend is Commando.
and a bucket of soapy water probably ---------- Look up 3 day potty training. The e-book cost a little but it worked for my three kids...who are 16-17 months apart. My husband even did it with the first two, who are boys, and managed to get them trained in the 3 days. I was busy with the new baby both times. Oh, and got get a bottle of Natures Miracle enzyme cleaner for the accidents at a pet store. It works on those "organic" messes. Good luck. Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 27, 2016 09:38 PM (xVgrA) 424
rickl, in the last few months I've repeatedly thought about those "ignore" scripts or whatever they are that I think are available to use here in the comments.
The regular in question has definitely entered "scroll past instantly" territory. But sadly a lot of more distinguished commenters have nibbled at that frontier during the primary wars. Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 09:38 PM (QDnY+) 425
>>OK, so I open up the comments section of a thread about the slow Obama
economy, jump to the bottom of the page and I see Lizzy talking about Butt Paste. (and no one has asked us 'ettes for pics...) Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2016 09:39 PM (NOIQH) 426
ooooh blog drama, who we talking about?
Posted by: thathalfrican - failure is not an option at April 27, 2016 09:40 PM (R5HRU) 427
423 we're doing toilet training. he's hiding rather than telling us he went. this weekend is Commando.
and a bucket of soapy water probably ---------- Look up 3 day potty training. The e-book cost a little but it worked for my three kids...who are 16-17 months apart. My husband even did it with the first two, who are boys, and managed to get them trained in the 3 days. I was busy with the new baby both times. Oh, and got get a bottle of Natures Miracle enzyme cleaner for the accidents at a pet store. It works on those "organic" messes. Good luck. Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 27, 2016 09:38 PM (xVgrA) ================== How come no one tried this with Ace?? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 09:40 PM (iQIUe) 428
Yowzah. One of our regulars was outdoing himself.
Many goal posts crossed thousands of miles this day. Posted by: Mortimer at April 27, 2016 09:40 PM (8ZHTC) 429
we're doing toilet training. he's hiding rather than telling us he went.
-- I'm so glad we're done with those days I remember trying to get them on a schedule to make it simpler Posted by: @votermom at April 27, 2016 09:41 PM (nbrY/) 430
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 09:29 PM (Cq0oW)
I suppose newspapers by the back door are out of the question? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 09:41 PM (voOPb) 431
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 09:35 PM (QDnY+)
A lot of the kibbutzim were decimated by the fall in prices for some crop in the 80s, I think. I forget which one, but it was a good crop and many of the kibbutzim switched a lot fo fields over to it. Then the bottom dropped out and they were all up shit's creek. I think that was one of the main motivations for them to move into manufacturing - and many of them just made awful decisions building plants and running them (as they had no experience and no one knew anything - in addition to the old kibbutz idea that all people would rotate through all jobs on a regular basis). And I mentioned, a few got lucky and picked some very profitable plastic manufacturing schemes ... but they, interestingly, liked spending their money on themselves and not splitting their profits with the less fortunate kibbutzim! Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 27, 2016 09:41 PM (zc3Db) 432
Sometimes putting Aloe (aloe vera) which is used to treat sunburns can help a baby diaper rash.
And it can be cool and soothing to a baby's bottom, which can calm them down for a bit if their is a lot of pain. Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at April 27, 2016 09:41 PM (+1T7c) 433
you will mis these days, when they are little and then still hug and kiss you. goes so fast
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 09:43 PM (zOTsN) 434
Apparently anyone who has a problem with letting
the entire Earth's population move to the United States and collect welfare is a bigot or something. Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 09:36 PM (sdi6R) You're a disgusting fascist and you probably beat your wife and kids. How dare you deny anyone the fruits of your labor! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 09:43 PM (Zu3d9) 435
I am appalling AtC on the phone by reading this thread and telling her the poop therapist stories.
Wife and I were recently separated when No. 2 Son had pooping issues. She found a (expensive, surprise!) poop therapist in Cambridge. I was the competitive ex-husband keeping up in the good parenting department, so we shared the expenses and the long stupid inconvenient drives. One of the keys was rewards (small toys) for good poops. Between the therapist and the rewards I calculated that it cost us $50 per poop. Thank god he got over it. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 09:44 PM (1xUj/) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 09:44 PM (voOPb) 437
"You're a disgusting fascist and you probably beat your wife and kids."
No wife and kids but I probably would if I did. After a long day at work a man's gotta relax. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 09:45 PM (qAJ0V) 438
I would like to put forth rhomboid to fill the currently vacant Monty chair at AOSHQ.
What do you say, rhomboid? Got a few DOOM posts in you? I bet you would kill it! Posted by: Mortimer at April 27, 2016 09:45 PM (8ZHTC) 439
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 09:43 PM (zOTsN)
I was waiting at a light, and across the street a school bus dropped off a little kid at his house. He was maybe six or seven (maybe), carrying a backpack, and his mother came outside to get get him and gave him a big hug and kiss as he dropped the backpack and ran inside. It was ridiculously adorable. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 09:45 PM (Zu3d9) 440
Honey, I Shrunk The Economy!
Posted by: Barack Moronis at April 27, 2016 09:45 PM (oFSUK) 441
Diaper rashes are often caused by thrush which is basically a yeast infection. Rinsing with a vinegar/ water solution and applying an anti fungal like Lotrimin(sp?) is what my pediatrician recommended and it worked. For just a mild redness, Boudroux's butt paste was great. Very thick so you had good coverage as a barrier to what was irritating them.
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 27, 2016 09:46 PM (xVgrA) 442
In hospitals, I've seen them cover the rash with milk of magnesia, put the baby on its stomach, a sand bag between its legs, an oxygen tube taped to the sandbag and aimed at the afflicted area. Because oxygen is cold, they put a lot of blankets on the kid and a sunlamp with only the tush exposed. Looks weird but it works. At home I would try milk of magnesia and exposure to air.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 09:47 PM (iQIUe) 443
You're a disgusting fascist and you probably beat your wife and kids. How dare you deny anyone the fruits of your labor! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo You forgot "racist." Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 09:47 PM (k4M/B) 444
>>>2 Son had pooping issues. She found a (expensive, surprise!) poop therapist
What a crock of shit Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 09:47 PM (voOPb) 445
435 I am appalling AtC on the phone by reading this thread and telling her the poop therapist stories.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 09:44 PM (1xUj/) Tell her she was magnificent on that earlier thread some of us are talking about. Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 09:48 PM (sdi6R) 446
You're a disgusting fascist and you probably beat your wife and kids.
How dare you deny anyone the fruits of your labor! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo **** It's for the KIDS you monster!!! Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 27, 2016 09:48 PM (hVdx9) 447
Every time I get around little kids, and let them paw me, I get some kind of little kid virus. Are they born germ factories? Or is this an acquired thing?
Are they programmed to sicken adults, to sorta level the playing field? Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 09:48 PM (zuTLp) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 09:49 PM (qAJ0V) 449
Between the therapist and the rewards I calculated that it cost us $50 per poop.
Thank god he got over it. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 09:44 PM (1xUj/) That is funny. I'm sorry you went through the divorce and the issues with your kid. That's bad enough without having to shell out dollars for doodoo Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2016 09:49 PM (ezHMO) 450
when No. 2 Son had pooping issues. She found a (expensive, surprise!) poop therapist in Cambridge.
.... wow, think of the revenue I missed out on. I would do poop therapy in a National Forest, it is soothing.... Posted by: Yo! at April 27, 2016 09:50 PM (W6iIX) 451
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 09:44 PM (1xUj/)
You allowed your spawn to be seen by anyone from Cambridge? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 09:50 PM (Zu3d9) Posted by: Mortimer at April 27, 2016 09:50 PM (8ZHTC) 453
Tell her she was magnificent on that earlier thread some of us are talking about.
She says thank you very much that's very kind to say. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 09:50 PM (1xUj/) 454
I have diaper rash. Everywhere.
Posted by: Interestingly Shaped SJW Snowmound at April 27, 2016 09:51 PM (Dwehj) 455
honestly i think it was just him hiding that he had a load back there until it burned him up. disgusting but true. looking for the 3 day book now
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 09:51 PM (Cq0oW) 456
I have seen poop artwork in a nursery wall. Maybe we could use that for an art thread.......
Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 09:51 PM (zuTLp) 457
>>Between the therapist and the rewards I calculated that it cost us $50 per poop.
YIKES! At least it was better than having to give the lil' nipper enemas? >>How dare you deny anyone the fruits of your labor! That belongs on a bumper sticker, maybe precede it with "Socialism: How dare you... Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2016 09:52 PM (NOIQH) 458
What the Hell happened today?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 09:49 PM (qAJ0V) **** Chemjeff wanted to by the illegal alien population a Coke, and sing Kumbaya or some shit like that. Moral high ground, yada, yada yada. Posted by: Tim in GA at April 27, 2016 09:52 PM (YLidQ) 459
Mortimer, you are too kind ("if nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve"). Oh I've got lots o' DOOM, just not the diligence and focus of Monty. Lot of that has been beaten out of me by the sitcheeation, as it were. Despair and lassitude - mostly lassitude?
CBD, no no, now you need to get this right. Your position must be examined to see if, deep down, whatever your reasoning and logic and the facts and history and common sense, there lurks some untoward motivation. Or something. Oh, and don't forget that if some nutcase (for nutcase reasons of their own) "agrees" with your position, that obviously impugns not just you but your position. Or something. Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 09:52 PM (QDnY+) 460
Maybe we could use that for an art thread.......
Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 09:51 PM (zuTLp) Agreed, but it would have to be fresh...... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 09:53 PM (Zu3d9) 461
This economical depression thing. I tell you, we had the grossest domestic product we ever had under Richard E. Nixon.
Posted by: The Real Archie Bunker at April 27, 2016 09:53 PM (DW+jj) 462
He wanted US to buy them a Coke. And a house. And a car. And...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 09:53 PM (k4M/B) 463
honestly i think it was just him hiding that he had a load back there until it burned him up.
.... you didn't smell it? I can smell it if the kid-o's don't wipe real good. make them change everything Posted by: Yo! at April 27, 2016 09:54 PM (W6iIX) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 09:54 PM (qAJ0V) 465
er she was magnificent on that earlier thread
Like poetry , with razor blades. Posted by: Mortimer I always envision AtC as a hobbit woman, like Rosie Cotton in the Green Dragon. Wonder about them hairy feet.... Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 09:54 PM (zuTLp) 466
Are they programmed to sicken adults, to sorta level the playing field?
Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 09:48 PM (zuTLp) Yup. Only the fittest adults survive them. Posted by: @votermom at April 27, 2016 09:54 PM (nbrY/) 467
The lollipop reward every time they pooped worked. It was the only time they got one. You do have to warn them from it eventually but that was easy. It was a hell of a lot cheaper than a poop therapist.
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 27, 2016 09:55 PM (xVgrA) 468
Save the undocumented whales!!11!!
Posted by: chemtrail at April 27, 2016 09:55 PM (Dwehj) 469
kraken, kids are walking Petri dishes
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 09:55 PM (voOPb) 470
He wanted US to buy them a Coke. And a house. And a car. And...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 09:53 PM (k4M/B) **** Sorry, was just about to add that, Oh! By the way. You are paying for it. He just wants to be the one to give it to them. Posted by: Tim in GA at April 27, 2016 09:55 PM (YLidQ) 471
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 27, 2016 09:52 PM (YLidQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAgh86j5alI Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 09:55 PM (Zu3d9) 472
That's weaned not warn
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 27, 2016 09:57 PM (xVgrA) 473
honestly i think it was just him hiding that he had a load back there until it burned him up.
.... you didn't smell it? I can smell it if the kid-o's don't wipe real good. make them change everything Posted by: Yo! at April 27, 2016 09:54 PM (W6iIX) If nothing else perform a visual inspection every three or four days. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 27, 2016 09:57 PM (T78UI) Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 09:58 PM (Cq0oW) 475
464 "Chemjeff wanted to by the illegal alien population a Coke...."
Oh. Posted by: Ricardo Ah, Chemjeff. A resident contrarian. Gotta say he will argue a point lots further than most. He's articulate. Make a good lawyer. Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 09:58 PM (zuTLp) Posted by: torquewrench at April 27, 2016 09:59 PM (noWW6) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 09:59 PM (voOPb) 478
453
She says thank you very much that's very kind to say. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 09:50 PM (1xUj/) OK, I can die happy now. Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 10:00 PM (sdi6R) 479
I just don't like it when everyone who wants a wall and to limit immigration is told they are a nationalist, like that's a dirty word, followed by racist and islamaphobe
Like you can't believe in borders and sovereignty with out being a bigoted pig Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 10:00 PM (zOTsN) 480
464 "Chemjeff wanted to by the illegal alien population a Coke...."
I wonder if he is dating a non-citizen. He used to be, well, just like us. But the last few months he has been vehement over non citizens having the right/access to come here. Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2016 10:00 PM (ezHMO) 481
Ah, Chemjeff. A resident contrarian. Gotta say he will argue a point lots further than most. He's articulate. Make a good lawyer.
Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 09:58 PM (zuTLp) **** He can do that because goal posts are constantly moved and the Strawmen die by the dozens. Posted by: Tim in GA at April 27, 2016 10:01 PM (YLidQ) 482
477 >>>Make a good lawyer.
Nothing worse than teachers, preachers and lawyers Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 09:59 PM (voOPb) Whaaaat? You don't have high regard for some Evangelical preacher trying to jawbone you into Heaven? Shocking..... Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 10:01 PM (zuTLp) 483
It's for the chirruns!1!
Posted by: chemtrail at April 27, 2016 10:01 PM (Dwehj) 484
So I did the thing you should never do, and googled "poop therapy", and oh my.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 10:01 PM (jR7Wy) 485
So I did the thing you should never do, and googled "poop therapy", and oh my.
==== you know the rules. Posted by: Yo! at April 27, 2016 10:02 PM (W6iIX) 486
"I wonder if he is dating a non-citizen."
There are others here dating/married to foreign born who don't go out like that. Dunno. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:02 PM (qAJ0V) 487
No Poopery!
Posted by: torquewrench at April 27, 2016 09:59 PM (noWW6) ---- I'd fly that ensign! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 10:02 PM (jR7Wy) 488
479-I'm all for having complete reciprocity in regards to immigrations-legal and illegal. We treat each person coming in exactly the way their home nation treats illegal immigrants, or visa recipients.
There would be far, FAR less legal/illegal/non-tourist travel to the US based on that. But it would be completely fair, and no different from other nations. Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2016 10:03 PM (ezHMO) 489
Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2016 10:00 PM (ezHMO)
Come here as in immigrate or illegally roll up? Posted by: thathalfrican - failure is not an option at April 27, 2016 10:03 PM (R5HRU) 490
484 So I did the thing you should never do, and googled "poop therapy", and oh my.
"Not for anything would I go to Moria"""... Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 10:03 PM (zuTLp) 491
I always envision AtC as a hobbit woman, like Rosie Cotton in the Green Dragon. Posted by: kraken I picture her as that dragon chick from that one show I don't watch , wielding a glowing sword inscribed 'DESPAIR', and riding her trusty unicorn, Stabby. The saddle has a special compartment for scalps and another for lemon bars. Posted by: Mortimer at April 27, 2016 10:04 PM (8ZHTC) 492
So I did the thing you should never do, and googled "poop therapy", and oh my.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 10:01 PM (jR7Wy) The one that involves transplants? *Thoughtfully munches on dinner* Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 10:04 PM (uURQL) 493
We bring our own coke, esse.
Posted by: illegal alien "youth", sporting a beard and gray hairs at April 27, 2016 10:04 PM (H9MG5) Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2016 10:04 PM (45oDG) 495
"Nothing worse than teachers, preachers and lawyers"
Oh man, Chemmy, Fen', and, Insom' are going to words for you. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:05 PM (qAJ0V) 496
if you do a poop swastika at college they write newspaper articles about your art
Posted by: Yo! at April 27, 2016 10:06 PM (W6iIX) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 10:06 PM (jR7Wy) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:06 PM (qAJ0V) 499
488 479-I'm all for having complete reciprocity in regards to immigrations-legal and illegal. We treat each person coming in exactly the way their home nation treats illegal immigrants, or visa recipients.
Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2016 10:03 PM (ezHMO) But apparently, as I read earlier today, if people are oppressed or brutalized in their home countries, then we Americans have a moral obligation to take them in and make them whole, at our expense. Yeah, fuck that shit in particular. Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 10:06 PM (sdi6R) 500
I'm all for having complete reciprocity in regards to immigrations-legal and illegal. We treat each person coming in exactly the way their home nation treats illegal immigrants, or visa recipients.
There would be far, FAR less legal/illegal/non-tourist travel to the US based on that. But it would be completely fair, and no different from other nations. Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2016 10:03 PM (ezHMO) Warning: Canada practices birthright citizenship, so this would result in Canadian anchor babies. How many Biebersons can we assimilate? Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 10:07 PM (uURQL) 501
Oh.
Posted by: Ricardo Ah, Chemjeff. A resident contrarian. Gotta say he will argue a point lots further than most. He's articulate. Make a good lawyer. Posted by: kraken **** Normally I would agree with you. This was not one of his better showings. Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 27, 2016 10:07 PM (hVdx9) 502
497 Presented without comment:
http://eatsh-tandlive.com/ Novus Ordure Seclorum Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 10:06 PM (jR7Wy) "Is it good Precioussss, is it juicy???" Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 10:08 PM (zuTLp) Posted by: Mortimer at April 27, 2016 10:09 PM (8ZHTC) 504
Texas ain't flipping--at least my part of Texas.
Posted by: jazzuscounty at April 27, 2016 10:09 PM (nkrh3) 505
495 "Nothing worse than teachers, preachers and lawyers"
Oh man, Chemmy, Fen', and, Insom' are going to words for you. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:05 PM (qAJ0V) They are exceptions to the rule. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 10:09 PM (voOPb) 506
You a coroner by any chance...?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:06 PM (qAJ0V) Nah, I just completely lack imagination. Useful, when people start playing word imagery games involving Clinton and Dunham. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 10:09 PM (uURQL) 507
489-Either. We have people waiting for years as legal immigrants to come to the US, trying to follow the law. They get pushed aside for the line jumpers.
I'm really addressing the disgruntled types who scream that our immigration policy is so hateful/bigoted, etc. It's not. It's one of the most lenient in the world, primarily because the rest of the world has far more interest in protecting their borders, except perhaps that shady area between Saudi and Yemen which is in constant movement. But as far as B1/2 visas, I think we need to have exact reciprocity in issuance as those countries impose on us. Because we bend over backwards to issue visas, when other nations shut down visas to American citizens for petty ass reasons, such as not enough maid visas. I've done a lot of consular work. A lot. There is so much that is screwed up and wrong, mainly because consuls aren't allowed to follow the regs, because appointees and congress critters get in the middle of things, and try to change requirements on their particular sacred cow. Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2016 10:09 PM (ezHMO) 508
"Warning: Canada practices birthright citizenship"
And Canadian border police (or whatever they are, RCMP) can be complete dickholes. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:09 PM (qAJ0V) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 10:11 PM (k4M/B) 510
cough* Amishdood *cough*
Posted by: Mortimer at April 27, 2016 10:09 PM (8ZHTC) ***** Yep. The only thing missing now is the Churchill reference. The mods have a strange affinity for him, or he would have been zapped long ago. Posted by: Tim in GA at April 27, 2016 10:11 PM (YLidQ) 511
509- golf clap
Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2016 10:12 PM (ezHMO) 512
A great uncle of mine who lived to be over 100 and was the shop foreman at the local Cadillac dealership said never, ever go into business or get hooked up with moneywise three types. Doctors, lawyers, and preachers. Back the day, 50s being his heyday, that was who the brunt of his clientele was.
Lawyers were crooks, and doctors were just plain stupid -- he said all the medicine they learned just drove the common sense and other necessary knowledge right out of their heads. Preachers were always looking for a handout, a special deal, and expected you to give them something for nothing all the time. Posted by: The Real Archie Bunker at April 27, 2016 10:13 PM (DW+jj) 513
"Useful, when people start playing word imagery games involving Clinton and Dunham."
I can see where that comes in handy. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:14 PM (qAJ0V) 514
Yep. The only thing missing now is the Churchill reference. That may well have been the most spectacular self-immolation in internet commenting history. Posted by: Mortimer at April 27, 2016 10:14 PM (8ZHTC) 515
How many Biebersons can we assimilate?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 10:07 PM (uURQL) I know. /s But on a less frivolous note: more Biebersons, fewer others. Posted by: tbodie at April 27, 2016 10:14 PM (ZjHNW) Posted by: davidt at April 27, 2016 10:15 PM (8aOqE) 517
497 Presented without comment:
http://eatsh-tandlive.com/ Novus Ordure Seclorum Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 10:06 PM (jR7Wy) Should I go there? I shall go there. I prefer a poop thread to immigration. So a little over a year ago I got a note from a hippie girl I used to be in a house share with. I hadn't seen her except on FB for nearly a decade. She was having horrible trouble with IBS. She'd tried diet, medicine, holistic treatments (she's a no shit holistic veterinarian, does accupuncture on dogs and things) and the one avenue left open to her was fecal transplant therapy. The theory is that some people's gut bacteria are lacking and that transferring healthy gut bacteria would help. She was so nervous when she wrote to ask if I'd do that and take the gut bacteria tests to see if we had compatible poop. I was so flattered that of all the people in her life she thought I'd be the one to say "cool!" and she was right. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:15 PM (1xUj/) 518
I wonder what happened to Nubs? Remember him? He was a dog in Iraq who attached himself to a Marine. When they moved out, the dog tracked his pal for 65 miles and found him. He was named Nubs bc some jerk cut of his ears. The Marine managed to get Nubs home to San Diego and was going to join him later. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 10:15 PM (iQIUe) 519
"Preachers were always looking for a handout, a special deal, and expected you to give them something for nothing all the time. "
I'm not saying, I'm just saying.......I've heard this before. Might have even run into it. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:15 PM (qAJ0V) 520
I wonder if he is dating a non-citizen. He used to be, well, just like
us. But the last few months he has been vehement over non citizens having the right/access to come here. Might just be a reaction to some of the posters here, who have tended to come across as pretty extreme regarding how to secure the border and deal with the illegal problem over the years. I myself am whole-heartedly in favor of securing the border and am not in favor of amnesty, but I also know honest, hard-working illegals in meat-space (they do exist) and sometimes folks here do make me cringe a bit. I usually interpret a lot opinions posted here through the angry-people-venting/internet-tough-guy filter, though, so I don't take those kind of comments all that seriously. Posted by: Grey Fox at April 27, 2016 10:16 PM (bZ7mE) Posted by: Mortimer at April 27, 2016 10:16 PM (8ZHTC) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:17 PM (qAJ0V) 523
Preachers were always looking for a handout, a special deal, and expected you to give them something for nothing all the time.
/sigh Preacher in my family, too true. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 10:17 PM (uURQL) 524
I was so flattered that of all the people in her life she thought I'd be the one to say "cool!" and she was right. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:15 PM (1xUj/) That is cool, and far more interesting than immigration. I've had ibs for years, so I am curious to hear how her treatment works. Mine isn't that bad, I can control it with diet. It sounds like she is suffering horribly. Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2016 10:18 PM (ezHMO) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 10:19 PM (jR7Wy) Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 10:19 PM (uURQL) 527
"the one avenue left open to her was fecal transplant therapy. The theory is that some people's gut bacteria are lacking and that transferring healthy gut bacteria would help."
The reaaaaaaaally interesting angle on this is a case in which a woman of normal body mass received a fecal transplant from an obese donor, and then herself rapidly became obese afterwards. Posted by: torquewrench at April 27, 2016 10:19 PM (noWW6) 528
A guy just pointed out to me that if Trump wins the election it will be the first time a billionaire has moved into public housing just vacated by a black family.
Posted by: Meremortal at April 27, 2016 10:20 PM (3myMJ) Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2016 10:20 PM (ezHMO) 530
The reaaaaaaaally interesting angle on this is a case in which a woman
of normal body mass received a fecal transplant from an obese donor, and then herself rapidly became obese afterwards. No shit? Posted by: Mortimer at April 27, 2016 10:20 PM (8ZHTC) 531
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:15 PM (1xUj/)
There are some studies that suggest that the appendix is simply a reservoir for healthy bacteria. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 10:21 PM (Zu3d9) 532
Well, that's a shitty dick move.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:17 PM (qAJ0V) ============ It's what they do over there to make them mean. Not sure if they use them to fight or as you say a shitty dick move. If Nubs is still alive, he's in his twilight years. I hope he had a good life here in America. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 10:21 PM (iQIUe) 533
She was so nervous when she wrote to ask if I'd do that and take the gut bacteria tests to see if we had compatible poop. ....
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:15 PM (1xUj/) You do know that you have to tell the ending of this story, right? Posted by: tbodie at April 27, 2016 10:22 PM (ZjHNW) 534
"but I also know honest, hard-working illegals in meat-space (they do exist)"
They do. They're out there busting their ass in July and August doing hard work and then going home and taking care of the kids and paying the bills. I know it. They should most of all be mad at the freeloaders and welfare leaches. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:22 PM (qAJ0V) 535
And were you poop simpatico?
Alas, the organization that measures your poop is a non-profit -- The American Gut Project -- that will measure your poop for $99 but is not in a hurry to do it. It's a fundraising thing they do to finance research. It took a full year to get results, during which time hippie girl's own gut bacteria improved. I didn't know how to interpret the results, but she assures me I have very lovely poop flora but she doesn't need it at the moment. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:23 PM (1xUj/) 536
They should most of all be mad at the freeloaders and welfare leaches.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:22 PM (qAJ0V) Explain to me what an honest illegal is. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 10:23 PM (Zu3d9) 537
The reaaaaaaaally interesting angle on this is a case in which a woman of normal body mass received a fecal transplant from an obese donor, and then herself rapidly became obese afterwards.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 27, 2016 10:19 PM (noWW6) --- This tells me I need Kate Upton's poop. Wow, this thread has taken a strange turn. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 10:24 PM (jR7Wy) 538
Cheek to cheek.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 10:24 PM (k4M/B) 539
"A guy just pointed out to me that if Trump wins the election it will be the first time a billionaire has moved into public housing just vacated by a black family."
*snort* Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:24 PM (qAJ0V) 540
I didn't know how to interpret the results, but she assures me I have very lovely poop flora but she doesn't need it at the moment.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:23 PM (1xUj/) That is actually a very sweet comment. Different, but still, sweet. You never know what you will learn over at the HQ. Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2016 10:25 PM (ezHMO) 541
I didn't know how to interpret the results, but she assures me I have very lovely poop flora but she doesn't need it at the moment.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:23 PM (1xUj/) Poop friend-zoned. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 10:26 PM (uURQL) 542
this thread is in the shitter now. kind of like the economy.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 10:26 PM (ucDmr) Posted by: Mortimer at April 27, 2016 10:26 PM (8ZHTC) 544
519 "Preachers were always looking for a handout, a special deal, and expected you to give them something for nothing all the time. "
I'm not saying, I'm just saying.......I've heard this before. Might have even run into it. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:15 PM (qAJ0V) I knew a guy who considered himself something of a lay preacher. He'd use evangelism shtick to work people over to get better business deals. He was a real shitbag. Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2016 10:26 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:26 PM (1xUj/) 546
The American Gut Project -- that will measure your
poop for $99 Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:23 PM (1xUj/) I am confident that you made this up, but I am also unwilling to check because it is such an amusing story..... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 10:27 PM (Zu3d9) 547
Any The Americans fans here? What's going to happen to poor Martha? I think she is going to kill herself. Or, get hit by a car bc she has too much on her mind.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 10:27 PM (iQIUe) 548
"Ministerial discount", it's know as. They demand it. My uncle would give them one, when they asked for it. It started right he became the head of the shop, and thus had to start dealing with the business and money end of things a little bit.
Some preacher just demanded a 10% ministerial discount, and got downright pissy about it. So he gave the man one. He told the secretary to add 15% to every damn item on the bill. If some runs for $1, you list the price as $1.15. Do that, and at the end, put a big "Ministerial Discount, 10%) at the bottom. And that's what we're gonna charge the SOB. That's a 3.5% increase, actually. He tried to come off as a tough old SOB himself, but he was one generous man, to those he thought deserving. Asking him for something, demanding something, was one way to get yourself off the deserving list...forever. Posted by: The Real Archie Bunker at April 27, 2016 10:28 PM (DW+jj) 549
This tells me I need Kate Upton's poop.
Wow, this thread has taken a strange turn. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 10:24 PM (jR7Wy) Huh. Think on this AHE: Somewhere, someone is tired of Kate's shit... just saying. Posted by: tbodie at April 27, 2016 10:28 PM (ZjHNW) 550
"Explain to me what an honest illegal is."
Well, of course, doesn't exist. People who came over the border...and you can do that any day for "shopping" or "business," got a job, rented a house and stayed. Better living than Mexico. Don't go making me an advocate. But it does happen. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:28 PM (qAJ0V) 551
The American Gut Project -- that will measure your
poop for $99 Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:23 PM (1xUj/) --- "Dear German Penthaus Forum...I know you think I'm making this service up, but I swear it really exists!" Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 10:29 PM (jR7Wy) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 10:29 PM (Zu3d9) 553
414 --- I was just making the observation that all sorts of limited, small utopian experiments in history have worked, a little, for a short time. But never beyond that.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 09:35 PM (QDnY+) ------------------- The Benedictines have worked for centuries, as have other religious orders. The key is not so much the vow of poverty, which secular communes may also have in some sense, but the vow of chastity. That is, the Benedictines are not multi-generational. No one is born or raised one. No one takes the life for granted. Everyone comes in from the outside. You are specially selected or called by God, as it were; you are screened; you have a trial run before your final vows. You are dedicated. Offhand I can't think of any multi-generational commune, religious or secular, that has worked. (The Amish and other Dunkers are congregations, not communes.) Anyway, it's an interesting subject. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2016 10:30 PM (T/5A0) 554
Anyone who tells you America's economy is in decline is peddling fiction.
Posted by: BuddyPC at April 27, 2016 10:30 PM (mIQJh) 555
Oh that's real good, leave the Archie sock on......
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 27, 2016 10:30 PM (DW+jj) 556
I prefer a poop thread to immigration.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:15 PM (1xUj/) Why not both, Señor? Posted by: Illegal Alien Farm Worker Taking A Potty Break at April 27, 2016 10:30 PM (vBeA5) 557
526 Poop buddies.
This thread is spiraling down and down. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 10:19 PM (uURQL) Sounds like you're pissed off Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 10:31 PM (voOPb) 558
I didn't know how to interpret the results, but she assures me I have very lovely poop flora but she doesn't need it at the moment.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:23 PM (1xUj/) Maybe it's just me, but I doubt you'd read something like this on, say, Breitbart. Posted by: Blano at April 27, 2016 10:31 PM (heN73) Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:31 PM (1xUj/) 560
Same shit, different day
Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 10:31 PM (7qAYi) 561
How are you doing? Haven't chatted in a long while.
Not all that great, honestly. Had a younger brother commit suicide last fall, kind of out of the blue, so both I and all the rest of my family are dealing with that. Plus the election, increasing dissatisfaction with my job (not terrible, but it doesn't pay much over subsistence, offers no real hope of advancement or a raise, and is pretty unfulfilling), and various other stresses. I'm just scraping along at the moment. Could be worse, though. You? Posted by: Grey Fox at April 27, 2016 10:32 PM (bZ7mE) 562
"Anyone who tells you America's economy is in decline is peddling fiction."
-Posted by: BuddyPC at April 27, 2016 10:30 PM (mIQJh) *HAH!* ^This Fuckin' Guy^ Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 10:32 PM (OQ9R7) 563
I think You're all full of shit.... In a good way...
Posted by: donna at April 27, 2016 10:32 PM (O2RFr) 564
Maybe it's just me, but I doubt you'd read something like this on, say, Breitbart. Posted by: Blano at April 27, 2016 10:31 PM (heN73) Which is probably why Andrew desperately wanted Ace's commenters. Just sayin. Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2016 10:33 PM (ezHMO) 565
Somewhere, someone is tired of Kate's shit... just saying.
Posted by: tbodie at April 27, 2016 10:28 PM (ZjHNW) She's probably an exception. Posted by: Blano at April 27, 2016 10:33 PM (heN73) 566
KGBT has a video of illegal aliens running though the neighborhoods of Hildago Texas in the middle of the night. The residents say they are gang bangers and they are afraid of them, afraid to come home at night. They say the border patrol won't do anything until 8am, and that's why the gangs run out at night. The people interviewed by the reporter didn't speak English. I assume they may be illegal too. They are scared to death of who is flooding across the border. They know who they are, what they do
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 10:33 PM (zOTsN) 567
I made a poopy!!!
Posted by: AmeriDog at April 27, 2016 10:33 PM (+CKpi) 568
What is this shit?
Posted by: Agnostic on the toilet at April 27, 2016 10:33 PM (7qAYi) 569
Poop buddies.
This thread is spiraling down and down. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 10:19 PM (uURQL) #FecalLivesMatter Posted by: Mr. Hankey at April 27, 2016 10:33 PM (vBeA5) 570
Maybe it's just me, but I doubt you'd read something like this on, say, Breitbart.
Tha HQ is the only place I know of where we talk shit and it is not intended to offend. Posted by: tbodie at April 27, 2016 10:34 PM (ZjHNW) 571
What is this shit?
Posted by: Agnostic on the toilet at April 27, 2016 10:33 PM (7qAYi) That's what Reggie said... Posted by: Barry Obama, love machine at April 27, 2016 10:34 PM (vBeA5) Posted by: E. coli at April 27, 2016 10:34 PM (oFSUK) 573
I don't believe this shit.
Posted by: Atheist on the toilet at April 27, 2016 10:35 PM (7qAYi) 574
To shit or not to shit, that is the question
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 10:35 PM (voOPb) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 10:36 PM (Zu3d9) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 10:36 PM (jR7Wy) 577
"I wonder if he is dating a non-citizen. He used to be, well, just like
us. But the last few months he has been vehement over non citizens having the right/access to come here." Notice how its now wrong to "date a non-citizen." You guys do understand that "non-citizen" could have a visa, be a student, or maybe someone you met overseas and is here on a marriage visa but is not a citizen yet. If you mean illegal alien, then use those words, please. Posted by: sexypig at April 27, 2016 10:37 PM (dZQh7) 578
"They are scared to death of who is flooding across the border. They know who they are, what they do"
As you know, TB established families in South Texas hate this shit. Their last name may be Hernadez or Corro or whatever else Spanish name. People running all over the place and bringing who knows that with them ain't cool. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:37 PM (qAJ0V) 579
Shit hits the fan
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 10:37 PM (voOPb) 580
how about a big bowl of colon blow?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 10:37 PM (ucDmr) 581
G'Night, Eris.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 10:37 PM (OQ9R7) 582
I'll just drop this here.
My poop is , yuuuge, luxurious. The best. Posted by: The Donald at April 27, 2016 10:38 PM (c7vUv) 583
I think You're all full of shit.... In a good way...
Posted by: donna at April 27, 2016 10:32 PM (O2RFr) Good shit. Good shit. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 10:38 PM (uURQL) 584
"How about a big bowl of colon blow?"
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 10:37 PM (ucDmr) It would take ten-thousand bowls of Raisin Bran to equal one bowl of Colon Blow. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 10:38 PM (OQ9R7) Posted by: navybrat at April 27, 2016 10:38 PM (8QGte) 586
'Night Slappy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 10:38 PM (jR7Wy) 587
579: has that ever happened? must have been pretty shitty.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 10:39 PM (ucDmr) 588
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 10:36 PM (jR7Wy)
Shouldn't there be a semi-colon in that sentence? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 10:39 PM (Zu3d9) 589
Grey Fox, I am so so sorry. Hugs to you and your family. That is a terrible pain. And I am sorry about your job-that seems to be true of a lot of people lately (my husband included.) I truly hope that something comes up that gives you much more joy and satisfaction.
The election? I'm trying to keep calm, but it's as if the Valkyries are riding through, stirring things up. Or maybe the Banshees. Or the Furies. It's not a particularly nice, happy election cycle. Whatever I can do to help, please let me know. I will certainly try. We are hanging in. Daughter is doing really well, I'm having health issues, will find out more on the 9th, but overall, I can't complain. I do, but I shouldn't. It could be much, much worse. Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2016 10:39 PM (ezHMO) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 10:39 PM (voOPb) 591
" This thread has turned to crap."
If I prefer to think of it as fertilizer, am I an ultimate optimist? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:39 PM (qAJ0V) 592
The video from KGBT is terrifying. You actually see dozens and dozens of young men running through backyards and down the streets at 3 and 4 in the morning. Dogs going crazy. It's very much an invasion
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 10:39 PM (zOTsN) 593
Give my love to the ONT.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 10:36 PM (jR7Wy) 'Tis a doody. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 10:40 PM (uURQL) 594
The gut flora have been found to play quite a role in this. Insulin resistance and obesity and all that linked to it. And this, transfering lard ass colon bacteria to normal weight subject and causing that subject to gain weight proves that it can go causally from bacteria--> fat.
How the hell can that work, you might wonder. Well, as the man said, Life, it will find a way. We think of gut bacteria as some foreign species, some little invader setting up shot. Actually, the gut bacteria should be considered not just symbiotic, but an *organ* themselves. When you add the bacteria count vs the human cell count, the bacteria win, and if you consider them to be part of a human, well, there is more non-human DNA in terms of number of cells that human. So, how do they do it? Well, suppose you're a bacteria that, to thrive and reproduce, you'd like for your host for to eat these nice carbs and shit that you like. What if you could release little chemicals that altered your host's metabolism and appetite so that he would eat more of that stuff. If it makes the host a lard ass, well you don't care (long as it doesn't ultimately affect your own reproductive success in the long run). Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 27, 2016 10:40 PM (DW+jj) 595
Sexypig, you still here? I got a book recommendation for you
Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 10:40 PM (7qAYi) 596
I'll just drop this here.
My poop is , yuuuge, luxurious. The best. Posted by: The Donald at April 27, 2016 10:38 PM (c7vUv) Good thing you've got hands big enough to clean that up. Posted by: tbodie at April 27, 2016 10:40 PM (ZjHNW) 597
"Deletes and walks away without getting in trouble "
I guess you could whip something up right quick. Show Maet how it's done. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:41 PM (qAJ0V) 598
I can't believe that we, as humans, have been drawn into a conversation about s!th.
On the other hand, I had an awesome bowel movement tonight. My dog did too, so it's all good. Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 10:41 PM (+CKpi) 599
Love Wins Fag
Posted by: Not Hole Foods at April 27, 2016 10:42 PM (GdFQh) 600
It's very much an invasion
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 10:39 PM (zOTsN) Hey now, you need to check if they have malevolent intentions first. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 10:42 PM (uURQL) 601
"They are scared to death of who is flooding across the border. They know who they are, what they do"
Are they worried about the illegal Irish? I hear they carry the potato blight. Posted by: sexypig at April 27, 2016 10:42 PM (dZQh7) 602
>>>I guess you could whip something up right quick. Show Maet how it's done.
We all know gives the best ONT I don't want trouble. I bet he will be around in 15 minutes or so Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 10:42 PM (voOPb) Posted by: sexypig at April 27, 2016 10:42 PM (dZQh7) 604
When you add the bacteria count vs the human cell count, the bacteria win, and if you consider them to be part of a human, well, there is more non-human DNA in terms of number of cells that human.
That's one of those things I've read and believe, but it's still hard to believe. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:42 PM (1xUj/) 605
>>Good thing you've got hands big enough to clean that up.
Posted by: tbodie I have people to do that. The best. Posted by: The Donald at April 27, 2016 10:42 PM (c7vUv) 606
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 10:39 PM (zOTsN)
Link? I'll post it. nynjmeet at optimum dot net Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 10:42 PM (Zu3d9) Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 27, 2016 10:43 PM (GdFQh) 608
When you add the bacteria count vs the human cell count, the bacteria win, and if you consider them to be part of a human, well, there is more non-human DNA in terms of number of cells that human.
---------------- That's one of those things I've read and believe, but it's still hard to believe. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 10:42 PM (1xUj/) They win on count. We win on mass. Think about how much you weigh. Think about how many ants it would take to weigh the same amount. That's why there's so much more bacteria than human cells. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 10:44 PM (uURQL) 609
do honest illegals have auto insurance?
Posted by: Yo! at April 27, 2016 10:45 PM (W6iIX) 610
585 Everyone poops.
http://tinyurl.com/hxtz9um Posted by: navybrat at April 27, 2016 10:38 PM (8QGte) Some are just better at it than others. Posted by: Random comment from nowhere at April 27, 2016 10:45 PM (J3UIw) 611
I have people to do that. The best. Posted by: The Donald at April 27, 2016 10:42 PM (c7vUv) LOL. Posted by: tbodie at April 27, 2016 10:45 PM (ZjHNW) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:47 PM (qAJ0V) 613
i tried to link it. Can't. Long strings blah blah
Valley central.com, Hildago residents say they're tired of migrants Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 10:47 PM (zOTsN) 614
603 "Sexypig, you still here? I got a book recommendation for you"
Yes, I am here stirring the pot. Posted by: sexypig at April 27, 2016 10:42 PM (dZQh7) A couple of weeks ago on the book thread you were looking for a book on the Egyptian war in Yemen. Have you heard of Edgar O'Ballance's "The War In The Yemen"? Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 10:47 PM (7qAYi) 615
If I prefer to think of it as fertilizer, am I an ultimate optimist? Posted by: Ricardo Kill Did you find a pony? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 10:48 PM (k4M/B) 616
who's social security number do 'honest illegals' use on thier I-9?
by law, obviously not their own Posted by: Yo! at April 27, 2016 10:49 PM (W6iIX) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:50 PM (qAJ0V) 618
A couple of weeks ago on the book thread .....
You do know the rules, right? If you're gonna talk the book thread you gotta be wearing pants. Prestige and shit. Just as Oregon Muse. Posted by: tbodie at April 27, 2016 10:51 PM (ZjHNW) 619
No such thing as an honest illegal. The minute you stepped across that border you're a criminal, and you're a criminal, fraud etc. every day you're here.
Time to stop such nonsense. Posted by: Blano at April 27, 2016 10:51 PM (heN73) 620
Ok CBD sent to your email. Please ignore hubby's contact info
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 10:51 PM (zOTsN) 621
"If you're gonna talk the book thread you gotta be wearing pants. Prestige and shit. Just as Oregon Muse."
*tucks in shirt* I wasn't there. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:51 PM (qAJ0V) 622
>>i tried to link it. Can't. Long strings blah blah
Valley central.com, Hildago residents say they're tired of migrants Posted by: ThunderB Try this: http://tinyurl.com/zgrjsej Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2016 10:52 PM (c7vUv) 623
"who's social security number do 'honest illegals' use on thier I-9?
by law, obviously not their own" The whole thing is a laughingstock. The state of CA will issue a drivers license to you, no ID, no birth certificate, no address, no problem. It says right on it "NOT VERIFIED". Probably register you to vote as well. I was thinking of grabbing a couple for extras, just in case. Posted by: navybrat at April 27, 2016 10:52 PM (8QGte) Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 10:53 PM (+CKpi) 625
Josephistan, thanks for the book rec.
Actually plugged the title into Amazon and some other books popped up about Nasser's Gamble, and Aden Insurgency: The Savage War in Yemen 1962-67. So now I have 3 choices... Your rec is the cheapest used. Posted by: sexypig at April 27, 2016 10:54 PM (dZQh7) 626
"Time to stop such nonsense."
You can come across on day visits. We can too. What I don't understand is where the BP loses control of plates that are overdue. I mean, yeah, if it disappears, okay. You run a Chihuahua or Coahuila plate that is 5 days old? WTF? Questions need to be asked. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 10:55 PM (qAJ0V) 627
"No such thing as an honest illegal. The minute you stepped across that border you're a criminal, and you're a criminal, fraud etc. every day you're here. "
What if you're 2 years old. And you don't know you're illegal until you're 17, applying for college and with shaky Spanish. Posted by: sexypig at April 27, 2016 10:56 PM (dZQh7) 628
Thanks aviator.
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 10:57 PM (zOTsN) 629
Explain to me what an honest illegal is.
In this case, it is a guy who came over legally, got a job, and worked here for several years. Then his wife back Mexico got breast cancer (I think the timing worked this way) and his efforts to get her into the states legally, where he could take care of her and get her treatment, proved unavailing. He then flew back to Mexico, legally, then snuck her and himself back across illegally. Now he can't renew his visa because his passport says he is still in Mexico. Easy to talk in the abstract about the importance of the rule of law, the need for a secure border, etc., (and I certainly these things are important, in the big scheme of things), but very hard for me to blame a man for choosing to take care of his wife over these things. Particularly since this guy has made a very determined effort to learn English and fit into American culture, and works incredibly hard at a physically taxing job despite being close to sixty years old. Also, one of the nicest, most patient people you'll ever meet. The US could use more like him. As much as a I like the guy, I can't support open borders or amnesty - it isn't good for the country (nor, as Victor Davis Hanson has pointed out, the illegals themselves). I can, I think, uphold the rule of law while making a distinction between laws that are primarily a matter of morality (do not rape, do not murder, do not steal) and those that are merely utilitarian (speed limits, game laws, and, I may venture to suggest, visa laws) and thus can make a distinction between those people that are in violation of the latter and those that are morally reprehensible. Posted by: Grey Fox at April 27, 2016 10:57 PM (bZ7mE) 630
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 10:51 PM (zOTsN)
Thanks! I managed to find it. Check the sidebar Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 10:57 PM (Zu3d9) 631
dude, it sucks when your parents break the law.
you know when your pops busts a bank then does time and leaves you with just your mom, and her new boyfriend Posted by: Yo! at April 27, 2016 10:58 PM (W6iIX) 632
Yes, they're peddling fiction. Believe it.
We were well-capitalized, and we we're gonna burn those damned shorts saying we were in trouble. You see how that worked out, didn't you. Buy, buy, buy! Posted by: Dick Fuld, former CEO of the Former Lehman Bros. at April 27, 2016 11:00 PM (DW+jj) 633
All right, I have to make an early start tomorrow, and it is past my bedtime.
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 27, 2016 11:01 PM (bZ7mE) 634
Check the sidebar....
One of my favorite things about the HQ. Thanks CBD and all others who post there. Posted by: tbodie at April 27, 2016 11:01 PM (ZjHNW) 635
"What if you're 2 years old. And you don't know you're illegal until you're 17, applying for college and with shaky Spanish."
Proffer: Nonvoting permanent residency. Ineligible for public benefits. May not make use of "family reunification" to bring in others. If these terms aren't attractive, scram. Best of luck in the original home country. We'll buy you a bus ticket. However, I would never actually suggest we try this, because: black-robed radicals. Who would rapidly judicially nullify all of the above stipulations. Since the left have made it clear they will undermine any soft bargains which are struck, it's going to be hard bargaining from here on out. Vamos! Posted by: torquewrench at April 27, 2016 11:02 PM (noWW6) 636
by law, obviously not their own
Posted by: Yo! at April 27, 2016 10:49 PM The law is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual laws. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Yo! Posted by: Barbarosa Obama at April 27, 2016 11:02 PM (sOhww) 637
Grey Fox - If you're still here, at this point Robt. and I are meeting ~ 9:00 a.m. May 14, at the Dunkin Donuts, Smokey Park Hwy. Make a note on your calendar
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 27, 2016 11:03 PM (9mTYi) 638
they're just undocumented democrat voters
has anyone paid attention to all the socialism/communism south of the Rio Grande? Posted by: Yo! at April 27, 2016 11:04 PM (W6iIX) 639
We should treat undocumented Mexicans the way Mexico treats US ex pats.
No welfare, no voting, no guns, no benefits, no owning coastal property, etc. Severe penalties for breaking their laws. The Mexicans are actually sensible at times. Posted by: navybrat at April 27, 2016 11:04 PM (8QGte) 640
"Nonvoting permanent residency. Ineligible for public benefits. May not make use of "family reunification" to bring in others. If these terms aren't attractive, scram. Best of luck in the original home country. We'll buy you a bus ticket.
However, I would never actually suggest we try this, because: black-robed radicals. Who would rapidly judicially nullify all of the above stipulations. Since the left have made it clear they will undermine any soft bargains which are struck, it's going to be hard bargaining from here on out. Vamos!" Yes, this is part of the problem, isn't it? I understand how the Israelis feel about negotiations being useless. Posted by: sexypig at April 27, 2016 11:05 PM (dZQh7) 641
"Particularly since this guy has made a very determined effort to learn
English and fit into American culture, and works incredibly hard at a physically taxing job despite being close to sixty years old. Also, one of the nicest, most patient people you'll ever meet." There is an extremely hard truth we need to wrap our heads around. It is possible in many cases for immigrants to "work hard and play by the rules", to be pleasant diligent law-abiding people, to have every intent of culturally assimilating, to act in good faith upon that intent, and for them to still be, net-net, a long term fiscal drain upon American society. Another hard truth: the way things are set up, a large cohort of our OWN NATIVE CITIZENS are, net-net, a long term fiscal drain as well. We don't need to be importing additional drainage. Posted by: torquewrench at April 27, 2016 11:06 PM (noWW6) 642
Wow CBD. Thanks for the hat tip
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 11:06 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:07 PM (OQ9R7) 644
Ok, there was some Robinson guy just on FNC. He said Hillary was the MOST qualified to ever run for the presidency.
Did he miss Washington, maybe Adams Jefferson Madison Monroe? They created a great system that we still cherish today, well some of us. Posted by: Farmer at April 27, 2016 11:12 PM (o/90i) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 05:32 AM (vvmPQ) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.073 seconds. |
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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