Guardian: Correcting Grammar is Racist

I just saw this on The Five.

Apparently speaking non-grammatically is a treasured trope of minorities.

Boy, progressives sure have a low opinion of minorities, don't they?

Oh, I forgot to mention: Lena Dunham vows she will absolutely move to Vancouver if Donald Trump wins the presidency.

Speaking of obnoxious hefty gals:

I mentioned the Crowder/Milo/Hoff Summers panel earlier, and the disruptors at it.

Below you will see why they couldn't talk - the audio in the tape was skewed so you mostly hear Crowder et al. But below you will see an... interestingly shaped woman (???) screaming incoherent obscenities from a few yards away.

When I say "interestingly shaped," I mean that the way bean bag furniture with flapping armfat arms is interestingly shaped.

And of course she keeps drinking from her sippie cup. Must be water in that cup. I figure an active gal like her has to keep herself hydrated.

Are you sure you're angry about racism, sweetie? Because I can barely make out your race. It's rather buried beneath walrusian layers of flab.

Posted by: Ace at 06:10 PM

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1 "Walrusian."

That's poetry.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 06:12 PM (Zu3d9)

2 Unuducated, ignorant, nasty-tempered heifer.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 06:12 PM (iIzG7)

3 what ??
I never seen one of these

empty

hi ace

Posted by: can't find my socks at April 27, 2016 06:13 PM (xxjJx)

4 Well, Rudolph Hess edited Mein Kampf, so I guess he was the first grammar nazi.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:13 PM (39g3+)

5 Fat ugly and stupid is no way to go thru life honey

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 06:13 PM (Ozsfq)

6 Well, Rudolph Hess edited Mein Kampf, so I guess he was the first grammar nazi.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:13 PM (39g3+)

OK that's pretty funny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 06:14 PM (Ozsfq)

7 She showed up because the Campus Reform logo looks like a pizza. She thought they were giving away free pies.

She gets angry when she's let down, doesn't she?

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 06:14 PM (iIzG7)

8 I just love how she runs out of steam. That GIF of her with a rage meter running out is flat hilarious.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:14 PM (39g3+)

9 She's a flabinoid.

Posted by: navybrat at April 27, 2016 06:14 PM (8QGte)

10 Holy shit. I swear, she starts screaming and pumping those arms and my house started shaking.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 27, 2016 06:15 PM (CFl8c)

11 This is actually a great video, because it shows clearly the childishness of the current crop of SJWs.

That 300 lb. homunculus looks and sounds like a five-year-old pitching a fit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 06:15 PM (Zu3d9)

12 4 Well, Rudolph Hess edited Mein Kampf, so I guess he was the first grammar nazi.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:13 PM (39g3+)

Bravo, good sir.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 06:15 PM (7qAYi)

13 Damn. She's fat. And ugly. And stupid.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2016 06:15 PM (CNHr1)

14 Izzat one of Rosie O'Donutz kidz?

Posted by: BignJames at April 27, 2016 06:15 PM (HtUkt)

15 They say they seek justice.
They seem to seek relevance.
They really seek a father who loved them.
The should seek years and years of psychiatric help. And a bath.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 27, 2016 06:16 PM (43OZ6)

16
if she flaps those fatwings a little harder she could get some lift

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2016 06:16 PM (dciA+)

17 10 Holy shit. I swear, she starts screaming and pumping those arms and my house started shaking.
Posted by: mugiwara at April 27, 2016 06:15 PM (CFl8c)

And people say fracking is causing earthquakes.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 06:16 PM (7qAYi)

18 "if she flaps those fatwings a little harder..."

It would sound like applause. Doughy, greasy applause.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 06:17 PM (iIzG7)

19
I don't want to say she's fat, but all the you momma fat jokes in the world just called up and said, "We've retired to Florida."

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2016 06:17 PM (dciA+)

20 Hey,fuck you ace!

Posted by: Walrus at April 27, 2016 06:17 PM (B48dK)

21 She reminds me of the Numa Numa guy when she gets rolling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk

Wait for it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2016 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

22 It's remarkable that these SJWs have been able to turn low self-esteem into political crusades.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 06:18 PM (7qAYi)

23 These people honestly believe they are smarter than not just us but everyone, and by a sufficient margin that they are not merely able but duty bound to tell everyone else how to behave, speak, and think.

Sometimes, I'm more impressed than angry.

Posted by: shillelagh at April 27, 2016 06:18 PM (L3vVL)

24 Fat ugly and stupid is no way to go thru life honey

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 06:13 PM

It's the trifecta of fail.

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2016 06:18 PM (NSb9d)

25 I can haz social justice n stuff?

Posted by: A liburated sosial justus woreor at April 27, 2016 06:18 PM (vBeA5)

26 I wouldn't fuck her with a Polar Bear's dick.

Posted by: Walrus at April 27, 2016 06:19 PM (B48dK)

27 Miss Flappy ArmFat makes me think of the Numa Numa guy.

Posted by: Andy Warhol at April 27, 2016 06:19 PM (uz/Pv)

28 "It's remarkable that these SJWs have been able to turn low self-esteem into political crusades."

I've got a feeling that fatshaming was her gateway drug into the SJW movement.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 06:19 PM (iIzG7)

29 I like how "she" has to palm the lid on her sippy-cup closed because she can't actually articulate those sausage-fingers.

Posted by: a day at the zoo at April 27, 2016 06:19 PM (l9bZg)

30 Posted by: a day at the zoo at April 27, 2016 06:19 PM (l9bZg)

So....you're saying she is related to Trump?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 06:20 PM (Zu3d9)

31 I bet she screams about free birth control even though she's never gonna need it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 27, 2016 06:20 PM (vaR50)

32 I don't know who, but someone needs to admit that that "woman" isn't a real person. No real human being could really be like that. They must have worked with her for months to perfect the role of the... I don't know what... whatever the hell it is that she is portraying.

She can't be real. Come on. Admit it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2016 06:20 PM (R+30W)

33 She's so fat you can't even see her legs.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 27, 2016 06:20 PM (CFl8c)

34 She identifies as a sumo wrestler.

Posted by: Furious George at April 27, 2016 06:20 PM (3GAnN)

35 OMG!!!!

it's a hippowhalephant!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2016 06:20 PM (WhYLb)

36 19
I don't want to say she's fat, but all the you momma fat jokes in the world just called up and said, "We've retired to Florida."
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2016 06:17 PM (dciA+)

When she sits around her safe space, she sits around her safe space

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 06:21 PM (7qAYi)

37 She(?) looks like she's(?) wearing one of those funny sumo wrestler costumes.

Posted by: the Michelin Man at April 27, 2016 06:21 PM (H9MG5)

38 Let's get Ace a date with her. Love the manbun.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 06:21 PM (iQIUe)

39 That walrus woman reminds me of a guy I knew in San Diego. Are you sure it's a female? Looks like some male pattern baldness going on.

It amazes me how some women make an ENORMOUS effort to be unattractive to men. She doesn't need to try so hard.

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 27, 2016 06:21 PM (bIGOo)

40 Oh she's angry about things alright: daddy, men in general, morbid obesity, early onset diabetes, et al. Racism is merely a convenient vehicle.

Posted by: Red Stick at April 27, 2016 06:21 PM (SQho9)

41 I've been banned all day from my I-phone. I was able to make people happy and get work done at the same time.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 27, 2016 06:21 PM (MNgU2)

42 I'm not buying these leftists are going to leave IF Trump wins. (take note of the big if)

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 06:21 PM (8BJMp)

43 Bow before me, or I shall allow this to continue

Posted by: SMOD 2016 at April 27, 2016 06:21 PM (12kBq)

44 I find the interestingly shaped object mesmerizing, especially her stylish man bun.

Did you see how she relaxes in between her periodic ragey yells? She even smiled at someone during one break.

You just know this is how the little (in the sense of Little John of Robin Hood fame) monster used to get her way with her parents.

Gonna watch it again. Need another laugh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 27, 2016 06:21 PM (6bMel)

45 Somewhere in a Jenny Craig franchise in New Jersey, this is the the result of someone demanding "Choose the form of your Destructor!"

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 06:21 PM (iIzG7)

46 It can't be that easy to have become that sort of parody of a human being. That level of obesity has got to have some profound mental health issues driving it.

I suppose she is happy to have a leftist social circle who will claim to accept her as long as she hews to the party line. I bet she has a whole lot of years full of anger stored up.

Posted by: obnoxious ahole at April 27, 2016 06:22 PM (MpvuV)

47 I assume that's pronounced "walROOSian"?

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 27, 2016 06:22 PM (bIGOo)

48 You know what promotes understanding, not being able to tell what the other person is saying. Let's all race back to the Tower of Babel, shall we? There has always been some lenience with the spoken word. Formal writing is just that, formal. Requiring speakers of a language to know this is not racist.

Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2016 06:22 PM (GgxVX)

49 I don't know who, but someone needs to admit that that "woman" isn't a real person. No real human being could really be like that.

I would say rather that she's all too human. She's not trying to transcend or grow past her nature.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:22 PM (39g3+)

50 So... she's(?) a macroaggression, right?

Posted by: Jabba the Hut at April 27, 2016 06:23 PM (H9MG5)

51 Did anyone yell "Show us yer tits" at her?

Posted by: Furious George at April 27, 2016 06:23 PM (3GAnN)

52
Posted by: Walrus at April 27, 2016 06:17 PM

Goo goo g' joob

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 06:23 PM (k4M/B)

53 In the old country they call that condition Mortadella Arms.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 06:23 PM (etV2e)

54 How do they expect me to hate them when they hate themselves even more.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 27, 2016 06:23 PM (MNgU2)

55 Ebonics has always been pushed by black agitators as authentic African language. It would be funny to send some of these idiots to Africa and let then talk "jive" to a real African. I saw that once in Kenya. The Kenyan disdained them a right proper British accent.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 27, 2016 06:23 PM (vvmPQ)

56 I didn't realize the "Numa Numa" guy had a sex-change operation.

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 06:23 PM (jBuUi)

57 Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 06:14 PM (iIzG7)

Hahahaha! Take a bow!

Posted by: dIb at April 27, 2016 06:23 PM (VJOLZ)

58

The Left: "Women and minorities are dumb, and everyone should be as dumb as them."

Great motto Clinton's got there.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 27, 2016 06:23 PM (qCMvj)

59 >>I bet she has a whole lot of years full of anger stored up.

And Ring Dings. Lots and lots of Ring Dings.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2016 06:24 PM (/tuJf)

60 Ace, you're killing me.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 27, 2016 06:24 PM (6bMel)

61 Pick a fold.

Any fold.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 06:24 PM (etV2e)

62 I'd dip that.

Posted by: Veterinarian at April 27, 2016 06:24 PM (MNgU2)

63 This correcting of grammar is an attitude up with which I shall not put -- naggas!

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 06:24 PM (jBuUi)

64 gonna twist this beat
unspring my joint
tri crack rap
walk to the papa
poong to the ram city no ticky
ye shotty to the anaheim roll
there goes my motherfuckin hat

https://youtu.be/IP0wuwJBdMI?t=6m3s

Posted by: Iggy Azalea at April 27, 2016 06:24 PM (vBeA5)

65 I've got a crisp hundred that says xher gynecologist knows exactly how many days it is before xher next annual checkup.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 06:25 PM (etV2e)

66 A person like this gravitates to the SJW BS because it faults the world for all her conspicuous failures. Every gross disgusting habit she engages in has a cliche she can use to absolve herself.

Posted by: Andy Warhol at April 27, 2016 06:25 PM (uz/Pv)

67 Is that just grammar or are written words being thrown in.
Asking for a friend

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 06:26 PM (8BJMp)

68 Fuck me, that's heavy.

Posted by: Mjolnir, Thor's Hammer at April 27, 2016 06:26 PM (dciA+)

69

Someone should find her on campus, and see if they can help her. There is something wrong with her.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 27, 2016 06:26 PM (qCMvj)

70 Somebody needs to make that disgusting piece of shit famous. Name her. Shame her. Make her live the Alinsky Dream.

Posted by: Benedick at April 27, 2016 06:26 PM (6rjvR)

71 Lots of hate and anger in the fat one....must have been built up over the years when she was picked on and bullied for being a big, fat ginormous turd. She shouldn't even be in college, she is just wasting her time before she has to shuffle off into her own little hate filled mad world of McFat and blame everyone around her for her miserable life.

She doesn't realize and probably never will that she has to make her own happiness and if she tried to improve herself what a wondrous world she could fine out there waiting for her.

She needs to eat less, move around more and get laid once in awhile honey. And go to Church for Christ's sake. Let the hate go. Make new friends. Pray lots.

What a waste.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2016 06:26 PM (ej1L0)

72 Spricaþ Ænglisc oþþe áfær!

Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at April 27, 2016 06:26 PM (vBeA5)

73 I don't care as she is overweight, although its pretty obvious she's at the unhealthy level. I care that she's not taking care of her mind or her soul. And that's what matters in the long run.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:26 PM (39g3+)

74 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Veterinarian at April 27, 2016 06:26 PM (MNgU2)

75 Comment left on earlier thread:

161 Funny comment left at yewtoob regarding this dainty creature:

"I love how even that level of exertion caused an immediate need for her to recharge her internal goo level from the thermos of Crisco she's toting around."
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 27, 2016 02:46 PM (+FSld)

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 27, 2016 06:26 PM (6bMel)

76 Big girl reminds me of the "Save my walrus!" lady from Ren and Stimpy's "Firedogs" episode.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 27, 2016 06:27 PM (r9m+B)

77 Yo, man, ding dong! Ding dong, yo!

Posted by: Andy Warhol at April 27, 2016 06:27 PM (uz/Pv)

78
Any man worthy enough to lift that immediately becomes King of the realm of Sizzler.

Posted by: Mjolnir, Thor's Hammer at April 27, 2016 06:27 PM (dciA+)

79 I want to thank Presdent Obama for fixing most of the problems Bush created. Remember Presdent Obama cannot fix all the problems especialy the problems he just recently found out. We love our Black present and supports him and wish he could remane presdent for another four years. Again thank you sir and we all in Brattleboro loves you and your wife Micheale

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 27, 2016 06:28 PM (NuElX)

80 "A person like this gravitates to the SJW BS..."

Not to put too find a point on it, Andy, but I'd estimate that things gravitates to her. She so fat, smaller fat women get caught in orbit around her.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 06:28 PM (iIzG7)

81
When she sits around her safe space, she sits around her safe space
Posted by: Josephistan

https://youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 06:28 PM (k4M/B)

82 Sprica� �nglisc o��e �f�r!

Easy for you to say.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:28 PM (39g3+)

83 That's no small moon...!

Posted by: Han Solo (portentiously) at April 27, 2016 06:29 PM (dciA+)

84 Slobba the Hut

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 06:29 PM (etV2e)

85
I wouldn't do that with Salacious Crumb's dick.

Posted by: Jabba the Hutt at April 27, 2016 06:29 PM (dciA+)

86
4 days every month she bleeds maple syrup

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2016 06:30 PM (dciA+)

87 Damn... Pat from SNL let her/himself go.

Posted by: It's time for androgyny... at April 27, 2016 06:30 PM (H9MG5)

88 If she was a smart, loving conservative nobody would be terribly concerned about her weight or appearance. If she was a sweetheart or cheerful, she'd be huggable. Its because she's an angry, hateful blistered soul that she's a problem.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:30 PM (39g3+)

89 When everything is racist, nothing is racist.

I think we've made it.

An aside: This has nothing to do with candidate support as I don't support any of them but if I don't hear that Trump and Bobby Knight threw some chairs at their rally I'll be disappointed.

Posted by: Meremortal at April 27, 2016 06:30 PM (3myMJ)

90 Is balancing a checkbook racist?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 06:31 PM (k4M/B)

91 When foreigners speak English they're committing cultural appropriation anyway so they should SHUT UP!!!

Isn't that the way it works now?

Posted by: Socratease at April 27, 2016 06:31 PM (FqHs5)

92 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 06:31 PM (sdi6R)

93 I watched the UMass event video--all 1 hour and 31 minutes of it. I rarely watch those sorts of things, but, this was well worth it. I highly recommend it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 27, 2016 06:31 PM (kXoT0)

94
now that's a hefty sow

Posted by: A Baleen Whale Named Edgar at April 27, 2016 06:32 PM (dciA+)

95 >>If she was a sweetheart or cheerful, she'd be huggable.

Hug? Orbit around her maybe but no way in hell could I get my arms around that.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2016 06:32 PM (/tuJf)

96 >>Lena Dunham vows she will absolutely move to Vancouver if Donald Trump wins the presidency.

I'm concerned the island may tip over.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at April 27, 2016 06:32 PM (c7vUv)

97 That may WELL BE Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 06:33 PM (YFFpo)

98
Are you sure you're angry about racism, sweetie? Because I can barely make out your race. It's rather buried beneath walrusian layers of flab.

But what if she identifies as manatee?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 06:33 PM (uURQL)

99 You people are so mean and this poor woman cannot help if she is Gravitationally Challenged brought on by Bush policies...........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 27, 2016 06:33 PM (NuElX)

100
aaaah! aaaah! Run for your lives! the extinction level event is here!!!!

Posted by: All the Dinosaurs Who Are Still Alive (Such as Crocodiles) at April 27, 2016 06:33 PM (dciA+)

101 if amy schumer is a size six then this whale is only a 10ish

Posted by: nckate at April 27, 2016 06:33 PM (O46jc)

102 I'm guessing just like in TLoTR how the ruling ring destoyed the bearer she is being destroyed by her own hate.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 06:33 PM (8BJMp)

103 Great--now when I correct people's grammar, I'll be accused of being a racist in addition to being called an asshole.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 27, 2016 06:33 PM (VAsIq)

104 Girl so fat when she eats she doesn't go back for seconds she goes back for years.

Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at April 27, 2016 06:33 PM (MNgU2)

105 "Lena Dunham vows she will absolutely move to Vancouver if Donald Trump wins the presidency."

See? There is a silver lining to that dark cloud after all.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 06:34 PM (iIzG7)

106
It's all my fault. I meant well.

Posted by: Little Debbie's Snack Cakes at April 27, 2016 06:34 PM (dciA+)

107 Are we sure that "she" isn't a "he/xer/etc."? Cause, from the still shot it looks like a fat guy with boobs and a bun.

Oh, and thanks for the ambiguous kitty picture! I was worried since we didn't get one yesterday.

Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 27, 2016 06:34 PM (xVgrA)

108 "That level of obesity has got to have some profound mental health issues driving it. "

Yep. See also: Jared from subway

Posted by: Lauren at April 27, 2016 06:34 PM (0IMKF)

109 Save us Cake Girl...

You're our only hope.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 06:34 PM (etV2e)

110 Would rather watch a video of Barack Hussein Obama speak than some fat college harpy nazi.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2016 06:34 PM (TOk1P)

111 It amazes me how some women make an ENORMOUS effort to be unattractive to men. She doesn't need to try so hard.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 27, 2016 06:21 PM (bIGOo)

I know. She didn't have to style her hair like that. It's not that she isn't putting any effort into trying to look nice; it's that she's deliberately making herself as unattractive as can be.

Someone up thread said that she must have some mental issues to be that fat. But I've known several obese people who are lovely human beings. But it's clear that she hates herself and is taking it out on the world.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 27, 2016 06:34 PM (6bMel)

112 What was unseen, just off camera, was Capt. Ahab silently sneaking up on her(?), row by row, as she was distracted by the speakers.

Posted by: Ishmael at April 27, 2016 06:34 PM (H9MG5)

113 I have no words for the fat, angry farm animal in the video.

She'll be good eating in the Burning Times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:34 PM (FsuaD)

114 Lena Dunham vows she will absolutely move to Vancouver if Donald Trump wins the presidency.

Does Vancouver have a say in this?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 06:34 PM (YFFpo)

115 Soylent Green is...damn, she could feed a village for a month.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 27, 2016 06:35 PM (VAsIq)

116 In the spectrum of oppressed races, "narwhal" is whiter than white, whereas "manatee" is halfway between "Black" and "Oprah."

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 06:35 PM (jBuUi)

117 I have no words for the fat, angry farm animal in the video.

She'll be good eating in the Burning Times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:34 PM (FsuaD)

Ugh. Maybe the hogs will eat it?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 06:35 PM (uURQL)

118 I kept waiting for that UMass tub of lard to stand up and scream "Get in my belly!"

Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2016 06:35 PM (c7vUv)

119 >>>
Oh, and thanks for the ambiguous kitty picture! I was worried since we didn't get one yesterday.

didn't you?

i guess i forgot. oh yeah, yesterday was a pretty weak day.

i thought i did one though.

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2016 06:35 PM (dciA+)

120 "Soylent Green is...damn, she could feed a village for a month."

Too much marbling.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 06:36 PM (iIzG7)

121 She's definitely one of those who orders "and a Diet Coke . . ." so as to make her prodigious calorie intake seem less so (both to herself and third parties).

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 27, 2016 06:36 PM (RfZaB)

122 When I say "interestingly shaped," I mean that the way bean bag furniture with flapping armfat arms is interestingly shaped.

Please ignore my crazy sister. We tried to have her institutionalized, but they kept letting her out.

Posted by: Chairy, posting from Pee Wee's Playhouse at April 27, 2016 06:36 PM (GUBah)

123 8 I just love how she runs out of steam. That GIF of her with a rage meter running out is flat hilarious.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:14 PM (39g3+)

I saw that earlier. That should be added to the post.

Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 06:36 PM (sdi6R)

124 So, Whoopi, Lena, (I've lost track of all the lefties) who want to move to Canada...does Canada get a say?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:36 PM (FsuaD)

125 i wonder if she has "Goodyear" tattooed down both sides of her torso?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2016 06:36 PM (WhYLb)

126 "she's deliberately making herself as unattractive as can be. "

Aggressively ugly. Like Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Lauren at April 27, 2016 06:36 PM (0IMKF)

127 Girl so big that she is one of the few places on earth still unexplored.

Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at April 27, 2016 06:36 PM (MNgU2)

128 Orson Scott Card wrote an interesting short story called "Fat Farm."

Hm. Wonder why that popped in my head....

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 27, 2016 06:36 PM (VAsIq)

129 Lena Dunham vows she will absolutely move to Vancouver if Donald Trump wins the presidency.

Does Vancouver have a say in this?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 06:34 PM (YFFpo)

It's an act of war, sure, but what are they going to do? Send us sternly worded letters?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 06:36 PM (uURQL)

130 Jabba want this vision of beauty. Jabba is excited for a female Hutt !!!

Posted by: Jabba The Hutt at April 27, 2016 06:36 PM (sn/tQ)

131 If she was a smart, loving conservative nobody would be terribly concerned about her weight or appearance. If she was a sweetheart or cheerful, she'd be huggable. Its because she's an angry, hateful blistered soul that she's a problem.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:30 PM (39g3+)

She's also a problem because she's probably getting a doctorate in gender studies and will be teaching her brand of skewed hatred as fact. The citizens of Massachusetts are probably paying for her education. One interesting thing from the video is the students wanted to discuss maltreatment of muslims, but, crickets chirped when Christina Hoff-Sommers brought up the malignant tide of Antisemitism raging across campuses at the behest of SJW Liberals and their Muslim buddie.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 27, 2016 06:36 PM (kXoT0)

132 >>She'll be good eating in the Burning Times.

'The undigested red meat in her colon kept us alive for the first month, alone!'

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 06:36 PM (etV2e)

133 Now that Canada elected that retard Justin Trudeau they deserve what they get.

Posted by: Walrus at April 27, 2016 06:37 PM (B48dK)

134 i wonder if she has "Goodyear" tattooed down both sides of her torso?

Posted by: redc1c4

We ran out of ink.

On the "G."

Posted by: Tattoo Parlor at April 27, 2016 06:37 PM (VAsIq)

135 It's an act of war, sure, but what are they going to do? Send us sternly worded letters?

Maybe they'll riot, like when the lost the Stanley Cup.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 06:37 PM (YFFpo)

136 Hug? Orbit around her maybe but no way in hell could I get my arms around that.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2016 06:32 PM (/tuJf)

Side hug.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 27, 2016 06:37 PM (6bMel)

137 Stop fat-shaming this retard bitch!

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 06:37 PM (jBuUi)

138 Save us Cake Girl...

You're our only hope.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 06:34 PM (etV2e)

I ATE CAKE GIRL! AND THE CAKE, TOO!!!

Posted by: UMASS Special Snowball at April 27, 2016 06:37 PM (GUBah)

139
Ummm... I'm gonna go ahead and pass, mkay?

Posted by: That Friend You Have Who Will Literally Fuck Anything at April 27, 2016 06:37 PM (dciA+)

140 "It's an act of war, sure, but what are they going to do? Send us sternly worded letters?"

Let's just say that Justine Bieber was Canada's opening salvo.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 06:38 PM (iIzG7)

141 Loving the cat pics.

I have an interesting one of one of ours, sunning herself on the screened porch today, as xi/xe ponders its sexual orientation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:38 PM (FsuaD)

142 "she's deliberately making herself as unattractive as can be. "

The best defense if a good offence.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 06:38 PM (etV2e)

143 Posted by: MUMR at April 27, 2016 06:36 PM (XzRw1)

Oh no, she's a contortionist too, M.

Blind date for ya?

Posted by: Meremortal at April 27, 2016 06:38 PM (3myMJ)

144 She tasks me!

Posted by: Ahab at April 27, 2016 06:38 PM (uz/Pv)

145
her first language is "nom-nom-nom-ese"

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2016 06:38 PM (dciA+)

146 Fatty fatty Two-by-four
Can't fit through the bathroom door!

Posted by: this girl(?)'s schoolmates at April 27, 2016 06:38 PM (VAsIq)

147 137 Stop fat-shaming this retard bitch!
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 06:37 PM (jBuUi)

Can we retard-shame her instead?

Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

148 You people are so mean and disgusting. Bush klied and you people do noy care and still supports that clown Trump. Trump lies to are Presdent of Color and that bother's me a lot !!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 27, 2016 06:38 PM (NuElX)

149 I wonder if she's on Tinder?

Posted by: nckate at April 27, 2016 06:39 PM (O46jc)

150 Girl so crazy when she comes across a bear , the bear plays dead.

Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at April 27, 2016 06:39 PM (MNgU2)

151 Hey -- I ain't no one's role model.

Posted by: PacMan at April 27, 2016 06:39 PM (dciA+)

152 She's grown a huge layer of fat to protect herself from all the rapey men on UMass Amherst's campus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:39 PM (FsuaD)

153 149 I wonder if she's on Tinder?
Posted by: nckate

When I swiped left the whole phone fell out of my hand onto the sidewalk like an anvil.

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 06:40 PM (jBuUi)

154
This is why I stopped eating the "White Foods"

Posted by: The Blob at April 27, 2016 06:40 PM (dciA+)

155 Talk about cultural appropriation.

Bitch.

Posted by: Sumo Wrestlers contemplating a class action lawsuit at April 27, 2016 06:40 PM (rlfds)

156 Person 1: *sniff sniff* What is that smell?
Large Creature: Oh, my lasagna! *searches fat folds until she(?) locates an entire lasagna under her(?) sixth chin*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 27, 2016 06:40 PM (VAsIq)

157 Takes three swipes to get rid of her on Tinder

Posted by: Jean at April 27, 2016 06:40 PM (cXiMR)

158

That chick is gonna be memorialized on a million demotivational posters...

"I Just Shit My Pants!" etc...

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at April 27, 2016 06:40 PM (qul7b)

159 Thanks a lot Ace. I was planning on a nice dinner out with the family tonight. Now I have that fat cunt as an image while I eat.

This is punishment for supporting Trump, yes? Well played sir, well fucking played.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 06:41 PM (0LHZx)

160 Look up pics of Andrea Dworkin, noted radical feminist and all around disturbed person. Who became a lesbian because of radfem but then married a gay dude.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 27, 2016 06:41 PM (6bMel)

161 Wasn't yesterday the turkey and swiss hoagie cat xho (pronounced "zhu") identifies as capicola and ham?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 06:41 PM (kumBu)

162 Angry and deranged children that want vengence on the world.
That would describe such people.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 27, 2016 06:41 PM (m3iiU)

163 >>Takes three swipes to get rid of her on Tinder

Ha!

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 06:41 PM (etV2e)

164 I don't want to say she's fat, but this woman weighs somewhere around 310 pounds.

Posted by: Guy Who Is Extremely Literal at April 27, 2016 06:41 PM (dciA+)

165 She so fat, you poke a hole in her and gravy comes out.

Posted by: navybrat at April 27, 2016 06:41 PM (8QGte)

166 Oh, no. I think she(?) got into my experimental three-course meal gum.

Posted by: Willy Wonka at April 27, 2016 06:41 PM (H9MG5)

167 Hey lady -- lard is not a gender.

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 06:41 PM (jBuUi)

168 Which bathroom does she use because I don't want any part of it after she's done

Posted by: nckate at April 27, 2016 06:42 PM (O46jc)

169 >>>157 Takes three swipes to get rid of her on Tinder

Her Tinder profile lists her as "pastry curious"

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2016 06:42 PM (dciA+)

170 152 She's grown a huge layer of fat to protect herself from all the rapey men on UMass Amherst's campus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:39 PM (FsuaD)

---

Would take a Mt Everest-level expedition to assault that ass.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 27, 2016 06:42 PM (rlfds)

171 She probably smells like a Tuna cannery.

Posted by: Walrus at April 27, 2016 06:42 PM (B48dK)

172

Even black guys won't date her. No wonder she's pissed off.

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at April 27, 2016 06:42 PM (qul7b)

173 She is what I imagine every woman in a burka looks like without it.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 06:42 PM (8BJMp)

174 Nah. 310 lbs is underestimating it.

Posted by: Lauren at April 27, 2016 06:42 PM (0IMKF)

175 I felt sorry for her.

Imagine her parents?

That girl needs an intervention and I think a lot of the sjw crap is their way of avoiding an intervention. What they need is few kicks to the ribs by Paulie Walnuts.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 27, 2016 06:42 PM (LWu6U)

176 Hey, now. I'll bet she's a lovely person. When she's got a platter of Burger King Whoppers in front of her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:43 PM (FsuaD)

177 She probably smells like a Tuna cannery.

Posted by: Walrus

Or shit.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 27, 2016 06:43 PM (VAsIq)

178 So..how would you like to walk in and meet her as your new roommate at start of semester?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 06:43 PM (YFFpo)

179
even her strange odors have strange odors

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2016 06:43 PM (dciA+)

180 >>Which bathroom does she use...

The one with the really big door.

Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2016 06:43 PM (c7vUv)

181 "her first language is "nom-nom-nom-ese"

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2016 06:38 PM (dciA+) "

But she does know how to say "super size my value meal, please" in 18 different languages, including Urdu and Esperanto (hey, you never know when you'll need to put in your Burger King order with William Shatner).

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 06:43 PM (kumBu)

182 So..how would you like to walk in and meet her as your new roommate at start of semester?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 06:43 PM (YFFpo)

Gonna need a bigger refrigerator

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (Ozsfq)

183 161 Wasn't yesterday the turkey and swiss hoagie cat xho (pronounced "zhu") identifies as capicola and ham?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 06:41 PM (kumBu)

I think that was the day before yesterday.

And that was one of the cutest kittehs I've ever seen.

Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (sdi6R)

184 There's nothing wrong with her that a Hefty bag wouldn't improve.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (Nwg0u)

185 They were heckled by an amoeba?

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (0x/TW)

186 She definitely gets the bottom fucking bunk

Posted by: nckate at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (O46jc)

187 #178 Reason #4219 why I'm glad I went to college 40 years ago.

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (bIGOo)

188 >>I'll bet she's a lovely person. When she's got a platter of Burger King Whoppers in front of her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Maybe, but that can't be for more than a few seconds.

Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (c7vUv)

189 This girl did not enjoy high school.

She is probably being accepted for the first time in her social life, but I bet a lot of the SJWs treat her like a dog.

Posted by: fluffy at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (2hcmo)

190 I have officially switched my position on big butts and I cannot lie.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (RvSAg)

191 "I WAS THINKING SHE PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE THE LAKERS LOCKER ROOM AFTER A LONG GAME.

Posted by: MUMR at April 27, 2016 06:43 PM (XzRw1) "

I wouldn't hit that with Phil Jackson's pot-and-smegma encrusted dick.

Posted by: Kobe Bryant at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (kumBu)

192

She IS the Brute Squad!

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (qul7b)

193 So, I know no one wants Trump, but, if Lena D and Mikey Moore, Al Sharpie, Whoopi, et al would actually leave, would the country not be far, far, far better off? Just sayin'....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (kXoT0)

194 So..how would you like to walk in and meet her as your new roommate at start of semester?

Posted by: tu3031

*sigh* Of course, we had to give her a private room, but charge her the shared rate.

Posted by: School Adminstrator, not wanting a lawsuit from fatty mcfatface at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (VAsIq)

195 I'd always wondered what happened to this kid.
http://giphy.com/gifs/funny-dance-kids-xXud4DaGlJoRy

Posted by: Bob in Houston at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (b7AU3)

196
she smells like my balls after I've been exercising and not showering for two weeks and also storing Peanut M&Ms under my balls

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (dciA+)

197 Somewhere someone finds her lovely. And loving. And hungry. Always, always hungry. And then, not so lovely and loving.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:45 PM (FsuaD)

198 Just imagine what you could find inher folds...

Posted by: Walrus at April 27, 2016 06:45 PM (B48dK)

199 >>Her Tinder profile lists her as "pastry curious"

dying here

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 06:45 PM (etV2e)

200 Cake girl is a nice brain cleanser. Offering me a cake for writing a novel. Sure, I can't eat the cake but its the thought that counts.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:45 PM (39g3+)

201 I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Posted by: Walrussian ur-Protester at April 27, 2016 06:45 PM (F6RKd)

202 I wonder if she's on Tinder?

Posted by: nckate at April 27, 2016 06:39 PM (O46jc)

More likely on "Logger."

Posted by: Country Singer at April 27, 2016 06:45 PM (GUBah)

203 She is truly revolting in every way. And she's only going to get more gelatinous the older she gets.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2016 06:45 PM (0mRoj)

204 Btw - That's Meghan.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 06:45 PM (etV2e)

205 196

she smells like my balls after I've been exercising and not
showering for two weeks and also storing Peanut MMs under my balls

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (dciA+)

TMI, how the fuck does it work????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:46 PM (FsuaD)

206 i've always observed that the speech and/or writing of a person is a window into their thought process...

if you can't communicate clearly, you, like as not, aren't thinking clearly either. deliberately learning/using bad grammar (like ebonics) just moves you another rung down on the success ladder of life.

why anyone would deliberately handicap themselves like this is a mystery to me, but, then again, ignorance is bliss and we're surrounded by happy people.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2016 06:46 PM (WhYLb)

207 This girl did not enjoy high school.

She is probably being accepted for the first time in her social life, but I bet a lot of the SJWs treat her like a dog.

Posted by: fluffy

I was actually captain of the cheerleader squad.

The Freshman Fifteen maybe hit me a little harder than most.

Posted by: This Girl (can we agree on a nickname?) at April 27, 2016 06:46 PM (VAsIq)

208 "That girl needs an intervention and I think a lot of the sjw crap is their way of avoiding an intervention. "

Bingo. It's a way of turning personal faults into laudable civil rights.

I'm terminally clumsy, I'm a often-falling American who demands accommodations and padded corners!

Seriously though, I fell down a flight of stairs yesterday and...yeah it feels like I fell down a flight of stairs.

Posted by: Lauren at April 27, 2016 06:46 PM (0IMKF)

209 I have a friend who was an EMT. He once had to apply the paddles to another - interestingly-shaped - woman. He had to lift her breasts away to make room for the paddles, and a sandwich fell out from under one. Not a joke.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 06:46 PM (7qAYi)

210 "So..how would you like to walk in and meet her as your new roommate at start of semester?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 06:43 PM (YFFpo) "

You know, if she drops dead from heart failure, at least you'd get straight A's for the rest of the semester.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 06:46 PM (kumBu)

211 Wow. You guys are awful (and making me laugh).

I will refrain from poking too much fun at her because I know obese people and they comport themselves much better than this, um, lady, (including how they sit) and are very nice people. Such as one of the ladies in my church who takes care of babies in the nursery on Sunday mornings. She's a sweetheart.

Although this person really is too young to be this fat. I can't imagine the health problems she's going to have fairly early on in life.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 27, 2016 06:46 PM (6bMel)

212 Hey, I remember this guy(?). He got real angry after I killed Lo Pan.

https://youtu.be/A65Jq6NKdeI?t=1m45s

Posted by: Jack Burton at April 27, 2016 06:46 PM (H9MG5)

213 I think she is lovely, smart, and hot, and I know many upperclassmen who are just dying to date her if you guys won't

Posted by: Haven Monahan at April 27, 2016 06:46 PM (dciA+)

214 Ace,
Maybe you did post a kitty yesterday. I've been kinda sporadic so I may have thought it was from the day before.
I loved the fabulous purple cat...purple being my favorite color.

Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 27, 2016 06:47 PM (xVgrA)

215 she smells like my balls after I've been exercising and not showering
for two weeks and also storing Peanut MMs under my balls

Ooohhhh, looks who's too fancy for plain MMs!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 27, 2016 06:47 PM (r9m+B)

216 So I guess us rednecks are off the hook?

Posted by: Golfman at April 27, 2016 06:47 PM (48QDY)

217 209 I have a friend who was an EMT. He once had to apply the paddles to another - interestingly-shaped - woman. He had to lift her breasts away to make room for the paddles, and a sandwich fell out from under one. Not a joke.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 06:46 PM (7qAYi)

---

ROFL

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 27, 2016 06:47 PM (rlfds)

218 I'll bet she has great grammar, though.

*furiously searching for something positive about Angry Hog Girl*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:47 PM (FsuaD)

219 We have just folded flab from Icks.

Many bacteria on Icks. New bacteria.

Posted by: microbic Guild Navigator at April 27, 2016 06:47 PM (l9bZg)

220

She'll be on Disability by age 25, and our tax $ will pay for her cell phone, cable TV, medical pot, frozen pizzas, and $250,000/year medical bills for another 50 years...

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at April 27, 2016 06:47 PM (qul7b)

221 >>she smells like my balls after I've been exercising and not showering for two weeks and also storing Peanut M&Ms under my balls

Oooo, M&Ms. Yum.

Posted by: Fat Bastard's Fatter Sister at April 27, 2016 06:48 PM (c7vUv)

222 >>TMI, how the fuck does it work????

Ewok testicles are significantly different than human testicles.

If they were mammals they would be classified as a type of Marsupial.

Which is Latin for Pocket Weasel

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 06:48 PM (etV2e)

223 Someone pointed out the resemblance on a previous thread:

https://youtu.be/dJWm0TWH7d0

Posted by: Country Singer at April 27, 2016 06:48 PM (GUBah)

224
Spreading hate?

I guarantee that girl hates _herself_, has given up on herself, and has surrendered to fugly in manner and form as a defense.

Posted by: iforgot at April 27, 2016 06:48 PM (pC96u)

225 Her middle name is 'seconds'.

Posted by: Ahab at April 27, 2016 06:48 PM (uz/Pv)

226 Can't. Breathe.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 27, 2016 06:48 PM (rlfds)

227 >>>Ooohhhh, looks who's too fancy for plain MMs!

plain M and Ms would just slip out

my balls aren't hands, you know. I need a little thickness in the object I'm storing under there

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2016 06:48 PM (dciA+)

228 "He once had to apply the paddles to another - interestingly-shaped -
woman. He had to lift her breasts away to make room for the paddles, and
a sandwich fell out from under one."

"How thoughtful! You brought a toaster!

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 06:48 PM (iIzG7)

229 Ace, you are awful?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 27, 2016 06:48 PM (6bMel)

230 I showed her picture to a Manatee friend of mine and he said "Dude,what a fat bitch".

Posted by: Walrus at April 27, 2016 06:48 PM (B48dK)

231 I have a friend who was an EMT. He once had to apply the paddles to another - interestingly-shaped - woman. He had to lift her breasts away to make room for the paddles, and a sandwich fell out from under one. Not a joke.

Posted by: Josephistan

Oh, come on. It's just like storing peanut butter M&Ms under your junk.

Posted by: our kind host who loves jokes so so much at April 27, 2016 06:48 PM (VAsIq)

232 "sandwich fell out from under one. Not a joke. "

*tilts head*

Posted by: Lauren at April 27, 2016 06:48 PM (0IMKF)

233 ., not ?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 27, 2016 06:48 PM (6bMel)

234 >>He had to lift her breasts away to make room for the paddles, and a sandwich fell out from under one. Not a joke.

What are the odds it was a fluffernutter?

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 06:49 PM (etV2e)

235 She's moved on from Circus Fat to Livestock Fat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2016 06:49 PM (89T5c)

236 209 I have a friend who was an EMT. He once had to apply the paddles to another - interestingly-shaped - woman. He had to lift her breasts away to make room for the paddles, and a sandwich fell out from under one. Not a joke.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 06:46 PM (7qAYi)

I could've went the rest of my life without hearing this story.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 27, 2016 06:49 PM (4ErVI)

237 "Just sayin'....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 27, 2016 06:44 PM (kXoT0) "

If I actually thought they'd leave, hell yeah, I'd put on a GoK mask and start stumping for Trump. But they're lying liars who always lie about this shit - they also said they'd leave if Dubya got re-elected.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 06:49 PM (kumBu)

238 holy fook, don't they have mirrors at this place?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 06:49 PM (ucDmr)

239 She was heah four howah!

Posted by: Chinese Buffet Owner at April 27, 2016 06:49 PM (uz/Pv)

240 She's in the Phi Moo sorority

Posted by: nckate at April 27, 2016 06:49 PM (O46jc)

241 She'll be on Disability by age 25, and our tax $ will pay for her cell phone, cable TV, medical pot, frozen pizzas, and $250,000/year medical bills for another 50 years...-------Rockery Hudpeck

More like 30 years. Tops. Small comfort.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 27, 2016 06:50 PM (0x/TW)

242 211
I will refrain from poking too much fun at her because I know obese people and they comport themselves much better than this, um, lady, (including how they sit) and are very nice people. Such as one of the ladies in my church who takes care of babies in the nursery on Sunday mornings. She's a sweetheart.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 27, 2016 06:46 PM (6bMel)

Sure. If she seemed to be a decent human being we wouldn't be going on like this (well, most of us anyway). But this one appears to be as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside, if not more so.

Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 06:50 PM (sdi6R)

243 Note that when we say in our motto "Real Women Have Curves," it is CurveS, plural.

Not just one, like a sphere.

Posted by: Curves Health Clubs at April 27, 2016 06:50 PM (dciA+)

244 She reminds me of that old gif meme of the fat kid on the couch. Someone really needs to make it a gif with music of her flapping about.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 06:50 PM (hlMPp)

245
I have a friend who was an EMT. He once had to apply the paddles to
another - interestingly-shaped - woman. He had to lift her breasts away
to make room for the paddles, and a sandwich fell out from under one.
Not a joke.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 06:46 PM (7qAYi)

http://tinyurl.com/go8sqxn

Posted by: Country Singer at April 27, 2016 06:50 PM (GUBah)

246 It's rather buried beneath walrusian layers of flab.

--

Poetry. Sheer poetry.

Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun at April 27, 2016 06:50 PM (+FSld)

247 "... and a sandwich fell out from under one."

A Monte Crisco sandwich, I'm betting.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 06:51 PM (iIzG7)

248 Render her down for lamp oil and we could solve the energy crisis.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2016 06:51 PM (0mRoj)

249 You don't want to go there.

Posted by: Winonas big brown beaver at April 27, 2016 06:51 PM (n2K+4)

250 And I wonder how successful any of The Five would have been if they were unable to put a decent sentence together?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2016 06:51 PM (r65B3)

251 I dunno Ace, I think even my rankest post-workout ball sweat would smell like Chanel No. 5 compared to this lilting beauty's natural aroma.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 06:51 PM (kumBu)

252 holy fook, don't they have mirrors at this place?

Posted by: chavez the hugo

Mirrors are a TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY!

Posted by: Fatty, with spittle and food spraying from her(?) mouth at April 27, 2016 06:51 PM (VAsIq)

253 I see a job for Moochelle!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:52 PM (FsuaD)

254
There's always a cocky upstart who thinks xhe can take on the champ

Posted by: Jupiter, King of Planets at April 27, 2016 06:52 PM (dciA+)

255 >>I will refrain from poking too much fun at her...

Pretty sure nobody wants to "poke fun" at her.

Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2016 06:52 PM (c7vUv)

256 If I actually thought they'd leave, hell yeah, I'd put on a GoK mask and start stumping for Trump. But they're lying liars who always lie about this shit - they also said they'd leave if Dubya got re-elected.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 06:49 PM (kumBu)

Agreed. But, oh what a daydream it is...all of them gone.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 27, 2016 06:52 PM (kXoT0)

257 I knew I recognized her. She blocks Route 12 in Pokemon Red until you play a Pokeflute.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 06:52 PM (kumBu)

258 RACISM RACISM RACISM

SJW SJW SJW

http://tinyurl.com/odqdlne

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 06:53 PM (hlMPp)

259 Old. See defining deviancy downwards.

Posted by: Build an Arky Arky at April 27, 2016 06:53 PM (WZUNe)

260 256 FERMENTING BELLY BUTTON LINT.
Posted by: MUMR at April 27, 2016 06:52 PM (XzRw1)

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I'm done.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 27, 2016 06:53 PM (rlfds)

261 Well, at least now we know the source of those gravitational waves they discovered last month.

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 06:53 PM (jBuUi)

262 She goes down to the circus once a year to get hosed off with the Elephants.

Posted by: Walrus at April 27, 2016 06:53 PM (B48dK)

263 209 I have a friend who was an EMT. He once had to apply the paddles to another - interestingly-shaped - woman. He had to lift her breasts away to make room for the paddles, and a sandwich fell out from under one. Not a joke.------Josephistan

A Sears I worked at had a similarly sized woman try to steal a power drill (out of the box) while wearing a dress.
They only discovered that fact when they tried to stop her for stealing something else. When she "bolted" the power drill fell out from between her legs onto the floor.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 27, 2016 06:53 PM (0x/TW)

264 You're all making fun of me, but what do you expect me to turn into when my parent's give me the horrible legacy of this name I carry in shame!!!

Posted by: Flappy McArmfat at April 27, 2016 06:53 PM (dciA+)

265 And yet this very same child wants me to go through a mental health screening in order to purchase a firearm.

This shit is not going to end well.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at April 27, 2016 06:53 PM (sqs5K)

266 I enjoyed her fight with Daredevil.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 06:54 PM (XN0hD)

267 I know not what use to put her to but to make a
lamp of her and run from her by her own light.

Posted by: DROMIO OF SYRACUSE at April 27, 2016 06:54 PM (uz/Pv)

268 Nazi's were Racist. They believed in the Super Race....

We often call those who correct other's spelling and grammar on the Internet, Grammar Nazi's.

Ergo...

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 27, 2016 06:54 PM (qf6WZ)

269 But her singing is very soothing. Doctors recommend her whale song over any other.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 27, 2016 06:54 PM (VAsIq)

270 We're gonna need a bigger bag of Flour.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 06:54 PM (etV2e)

271 A Sears I worked at had a similarly sized woman try to steal a power drill (out of the box) while wearing a dress.
They only discovered that fact when they tried to stop her for stealing something else. When she "bolted" the power drill fell out from between her legs onto the floor.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 27, 2016 06:53 PM (0x/TW)

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So who was tasked with picking it up?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 27, 2016 06:54 PM (rlfds)

272 The movement of your limbs should not produce echoes and wakes across your body.

Posted by: A Kinesthiologist at April 27, 2016 06:54 PM (dciA+)

273 Has anyone made a flabalanche joke?

Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2016 06:54 PM (e3bId)

274 You could knit a sweater with one week's worth of her belly button lint.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 27, 2016 06:55 PM (0x/TW)

275 261 Well, at least now we know the source of those gravitational waves they discovered last month.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 06:53 PM (jBuUi

Or perhaps the tidal wave alarm in the Atlantic earlier in the week.

Posted by: Golfman at April 27, 2016 06:55 PM (48QDY)

276 "There's always a cocky upstart who thinks xhe can take on the champ

Posted by: Jupiter, King of Planets at April 27, 2016 06:52 PM (dciA+) "

I'll have you know that Jupiter was forced to have a male mythological name by the oppressive scientific patriarchy and that xhe has always self-identified as Planet Minerva, Queen of the Gas Giants.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 06:55 PM (kumBu)

277 Her doctors told her she swallowed allot of aggression....Along with allot of pizzas.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2016 06:55 PM (m6oW5)

278 pronounced wal-ROO-zhian.

Posted by: angela urkel at April 27, 2016 06:55 PM (4m41+)

279 This bitch, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell walk into the all-you-can-eat buffet at the Belagio in Vegas....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:55 PM (FsuaD)

280 Guam will tip

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 06:55 PM (voOPb)

281 "She was wearing a tent dress but that was no circus under there."

Posted by: fly gal at April 27, 2016 06:56 PM (8TdcF)

282 This bitch, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell walk into the all-you-can-eat buffet at the Belagio in Vegas....

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Hey! We don't serve your kind here!

Posted by: Wuher the Barkeep at April 27, 2016 06:56 PM (VAsIq)

283 Miyah -heee miya-haa

Posted by: angela urkel at April 27, 2016 06:56 PM (4m41+)

284 If we compare the Fat Chick to Fat Albert...

Is it Rape because Bill Cosby invented Fat Albert?

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 27, 2016 06:56 PM (qf6WZ)

285 and also storing Peanut M&Ms under my balls

Well sure, but who doesn't?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:56 PM (39g3+)

286 "This bitch, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell walk into the all-you-can-eat buffet at the Belagio in Vegas...."

... and the maitre-d' runs and turns the sign in the window to "CLOSED" before they can get to the entrance.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 06:56 PM (iIzG7)

287 Hey lady -- What'd Guam ever do to you?

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 06:56 PM (jBuUi)

288 Guam will tip
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 06:55 PM (voOPb)

Tip my ass, I'd be going down for the count

Posted by: Guam at April 27, 2016 06:56 PM (Ozsfq)

289
only thing this bitch ever gone down on is a meatball hoagie

Posted by: Guy Who's Now Off Meaball Hoagies Forever at April 27, 2016 06:57 PM (dciA+)

290
"270 We're gonna need a bigger bag of Flour."

THREADWINNER!

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at April 27, 2016 06:57 PM (qul7b)

291 279 This bitch, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell walk into the all-you-can-eat buffet at the Belagio in Vegas....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:55 PM (FsuaD)

---

BREAKING NEWS

Black Hole Forms in Las Vegas

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 27, 2016 06:57 PM (rlfds)

292 SSSuuuuuuMooooooo!!!

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 27, 2016 06:57 PM (tEDMc)

293 "She was wearing a tent dress but that was no circus under there."

Posted by: fly gal

Probably a flea circus. And other insects.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 27, 2016 06:57 PM (VAsIq)

294 "I enjoyed her fight with Daredevil.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 06:54 PM (XN0hD) "

There are some impressive screen tests of her from Titanic. She lost out on playing the iceberg to Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 06:57 PM (kumBu)

295 doesn't anybody have any pride anymore? that's our future? fuck it can't be fixed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 06:57 PM (ucDmr)

296 She once fell in love...

...and broke it.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 06:57 PM (XN0hD)

297 Good lord, Ace, why post that fat chick? I'm trying to eat!

Posted by: Precious at April 27, 2016 06:57 PM (TOk1P)

298 So who was tasked with picking it up?-----SMFH

I don't recall, but the pure shock of it's appearance and the immediate arguing over the question you raised allowed her to escape to a waiting vehicle.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 27, 2016 06:57 PM (m3iiU)

299 When did obese become a "race?"

Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 27, 2016 06:58 PM (xVgrA)

300 C'mon, guys! Don't be so MEAN! I'm sure that under all that flab there's a really nice girl!

Maybe two or three really nice girls, come to think of it.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 27, 2016 06:58 PM (XdbLA)

301 She kidnaps busloads of fat girls to make her skin suit.

Posted by: DROMIO OF SYRACUSE at April 27, 2016 06:58 PM (uz/Pv)

302 But she is a great conversationalist with a great personality

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 06:58 PM (Ozsfq)

303 I'm glad I don't have to move that.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 27, 2016 06:58 PM (tEDMc)

304 Insy just post the shorter flapper version.

My God! What is that thing?

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at April 27, 2016 06:59 PM (Jybbt)

305 88 If she was a smart, loving conservative nobody would be terribly concerned about her weight or appearance. If she was a sweetheart or cheerful, she'd be huggable. Its because she's an angry, hateful blistered soul that she's a problem.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:30 PM (39g3+)

If she was a smart, loving, cheerful conservative and I knew her, I would be terribly concerned about her weight because she's young and digging herself into an early grave with her fork. That level of obesity is very unhealthy. Pointing that out isn't "fat shaming" it's the truth.

And I say that as someone who has struggled with her own weight. I force myself (with gritted teeth) forgo ice cream and get on the dreaded treadmill every day to avoid ending up like that. It does someone like that no favors whatsoever to pretend that being morbidly obese is fine because "we'll all shaped differently and it's all OK."

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 27, 2016 06:59 PM (P8951)

306 "She was wearing a tent dress but that was no circus under there."
Posted by: fly gal

I'm having fun, though.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2016 06:59 PM (89T5c)

307

Hospital Orders:

Routine Blow Hole Care
Scrub Dorsal Fin 3x/Daily

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at April 27, 2016 06:59 PM (qul7b)

308 Another factor is sour grapes.

She is never going to get laid, period. Maybe some scag would let her suck him off if he was drunk enough, but nothing dignified.

So what she did is turn her personality inside out to make it seem she is happy with this reality. not just happy, but she demands this reality.

Dollars to doughnuts, if she go struck by magic lighting tomorrow and went from being a "O" to a 10, she would drop that feminism shit toot sweet.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 27, 2016 06:59 PM (LWu6U)

309 Oh, I'd hit it!

C'mon, baby, I'm single and broke! Smuggle me into the cafeteria, and then block out a few days for a trip around the world!

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 27, 2016 06:59 PM (XdbLA)

310 Ok, Andrea Dworkin was insane.

"Childbearing is glorified in part because women die from it."

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 27, 2016 06:59 PM (6bMel)

311 But she has a great singing voice, I'll bet.

*trying desperately to find anything positive about this feral hog*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:59 PM (FsuaD)

312 Assuming Brian Dennehy will play her

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 06:59 PM (hlMPp)

313 I will refrain from poking too much fun at her because I know obese people and they comport themselves much better than this, um, lady, (including how they sit) and are very nice people.

Yeah there was a lady at my church that was easily that heavy and half her height. Total sweetheart who everyone just loved. Its her heart that's the problem, not her body.

Seriously though, I fell down a flight of stairs yesterday and...yeah it feels like I fell down a flight of stairs.

Did you at least carry a cake so it was funny like that guy on Sesame Street?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:59 PM (39g3+)

314 Call me...Cluemaster! http://snipurl.com/2ahli2w

Posted by: I found her! I found her! at April 27, 2016 06:59 PM (VAsIq)

315 299 When did obese become a "race?"

Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 27, 2016 06:58 PM (xVgrA)

Invasion of the Obeseians?

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 27, 2016 06:59 PM (qf6WZ)

316 So who was tasked with picking it up?-----SMFH

*

I'm going to go with "a crane with a magnet on it".

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 07:00 PM (XN0hD)

317 WHAT DID YOU DO, RAY???

Posted by: Stay-puft Marshmellow Man at April 27, 2016 07:00 PM (TOk1P)

318
I imagine The Walrusian's toilet seat -- an inanimate object, mind you -- cringes as her gigantic ass settles in...

You're welcome...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2016 07:00 PM (BK3ZS)

319 she once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

there were no survivors

Posted by: Flappy McArmfat's biographer at April 27, 2016 07:00 PM (dciA+)

320 Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 06:46 PM (7qAYi)

I used to work in a gun store. One day a similar lady came in and was browsing the revolvers. She asked about a particular one (it was a Lady Smith), which I removed from the display case and handed over for her to examine. She then asked what kind of holster she would need in case she wanted to carry concealed. As I was describing the various options her face suddenly lit up and she exclaimed, "Oh, I know what I can do!"

And then she reached inside her blouse to ensure that she could, indeed tuck it under her breast and not have it fall out. She even jumped up and down. Then she reached back in, pulled it out and handed it back to me.

Needless to say, my coworkers were doing their best to hold in their laughter.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 27, 2016 07:00 PM (GUBah)

321 300 C'mon, guys! Don't be so MEAN! I'm sure that under all that flab there's a really nice girl!

Maybe two or three really nice girls, come to think of it.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 27, 2016 06:58 PM (XdbLA)

#UnflapOurGirls

Posted by: Omega Mooch at April 27, 2016 07:00 PM (F6RKd)

322 I think Presdent Obama should do something to help this poor lady. She is like this because of Bush lies about food and nutrition. Once again Bush lied and America died !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 27, 2016 07:01 PM (NuElX)

323 She ate Little Debbie. Whole.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 27, 2016 07:01 PM (U4MVj)

324 Why on earth would anyone hire Ricky Gervais as a spokesman? The hateful unfunny jackwagon is just not going to help your sales.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 07:01 PM (39g3+)

325
She roams the deserts of Arakkis wreaking destruction and yelling

Posted by: Paul Atreides at April 27, 2016 07:01 PM (dciA+)

326 Ace watching the flapping armfat videos so you don't have to!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2016 07:01 PM (iONHu)

327 300 C'mon, guys! Don't be so MEAN! I'm sure that under all that flab there's a really nice girl!

Maybe two or three really nice girls, come to think of it.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 27, 2016 06:58 PM (XdbLA

Yeah... but she ate them....

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 27, 2016 07:01 PM (qf6WZ)

328 I bet she's beautiful on the inside with a warm caring heart.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 07:01 PM (hlMPp)

329 When did obese become a "race?"

Posted by: lindafell de spair

Whatever race it is, she's not moving past the starting line anytime soon.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 27, 2016 07:02 PM (VAsIq)

330 Look, I'm busy. Just take her(?) skydiving.

Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2016 07:02 PM (H9MG5)

331 Shimatta! G-g-g....Gojira desu!!

Posted by: Thousands of fleeing Japanese at April 27, 2016 07:02 PM (kumBu)

332 320 Lena Dunham keeps her piece under her FUPA.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2016 07:02 PM (B48dK)

333 Hey, somebody posted a picture of our date together on Instagram!

It's called 'When Worlds Collide!'

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 27, 2016 07:02 PM (XdbLA)

334 We need an honest national conversation on whatever the fuck that is.

Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2016 07:02 PM (e3bId)

335
Because I can barely make out your race.

Fhe's a Whalekin.

Next time, ask for pronouns first.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 27, 2016 07:02 PM (FlRtG)

336 Dude, the toilet seat is permanently grown into her ass. Like her back and the couch cushion.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 27, 2016 07:02 PM (tEDMc)

337 >>> glad I don't have to move that

Piece of cake.

Posted by: fluffy at April 27, 2016 07:02 PM (2hcmo)

338 Her FUPA has a FUPA.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 07:03 PM (etV2e)

339 Admiral, there be whales here!

Posted by: Capt. Montgomery Scott at April 27, 2016 07:03 PM (k4M/B)

340 >>>I bet she's beautiful on the inside with a warm caring heart.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 07:01 PM (hlMPp)<<<

And it may smell horrible, but she'll keep you (and about 7 other people) warm.

Posted by: Han Solo at April 27, 2016 07:03 PM (H9MG5)

341
Dildo 2 foot long MINIMUM to make it past the thighs...

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at April 27, 2016 07:03 PM (qul7b)

342 Oh, no! There goes Tokyo!!

Posted by: Godzirra! at April 27, 2016 07:03 PM (TOk1P)

343 how would like to sit next to that on a flight overseas?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 07:03 PM (ucDmr)

344 Tusk!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at April 27, 2016 07:04 PM (rwI+c)

345 Some guy is going to get shit-faced one night, hit it, and wake up the next day praying he could chew his arm off...except she's eaten it.

And then, she'll scream "RAAAAPPPPPE!!!!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:04 PM (FsuaD)

346 Butter is not a beverage, honey.

Posted by: DROMIO OF SYRACUSE at April 27, 2016 07:04 PM (uz/Pv)

347 Just in: Canada will force USA to pay for a wall... to keep out the floods of undesirable US celebrities fleeing the USA following a Trump victory.

Perry de Havilland at Samizdata
http://tinyurl.com/jtwg3yp

Heh.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2016 07:04 PM (R+30W)

348 Found another pic of her....
http://i.___ur.com/1oYZo9L.jpg

Posted by: dri at April 27, 2016 07:04 PM (+jBpT)

349 The kind of woman that doesn't have a waist so much as an equator.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 27, 2016 07:04 PM (XdbLA)

350 She is what I imagine every woman in a burka looks like without it.
Posted by: Skip

Nope, flying out of Saudi, theres a point where they go to the restroom and come back sans burka wearing the latest slinky fashions. Some are very nice.

Posted by: Jean at April 27, 2016 07:04 PM (cXiMR)

351 So who was tasked with picking it up?-----SMFH

*

I'm going to go with "a crane with a magnet on it".------Azathoth

From what I recall, it was not picked up with bare skin. Some plastic bags were involved.
She actually got away because the security people/associate were arguing over who should pick it up.
That should be in a movie.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 27, 2016 07:04 PM (+aCe4)

352 "What do we want?"
"DEEP FRIED BUTTER!"
"When do we want it?"
"NOW!"

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 27, 2016 07:04 PM (fC9RO)

353
help me... help me...

can't... take... the pressure....

Posted by: Flappy McArmfat's Chair at April 27, 2016 07:04 PM (dciA+)

354 343 how would like to sit next to that on a flight overseas?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 07:03 PM (ucDmr)

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Reason #286911 why I will never set foot on another plane.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 27, 2016 07:04 PM (rlfds)

355
You can sleep inside her, like a tauntaun.

A tonton.

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at April 27, 2016 07:05 PM (qul7b)

356 Fat & stupid is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2016 07:05 PM (m6oW5)

357 Okay, so let's name her;

I submit Anita Hoveround.

Posted by: seamrog at April 27, 2016 07:05 PM (i0tbW)

358
She ate Little Debbie. Whole.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam

Heck. She ate BIG Debbie!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 07:05 PM (k4M/B)

359 From what I recall, it was not picked up with bare skin. Some plastic bags were involved.
She actually got away because the security people/associate were arguing over who should pick it up.
That should be in a movie.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 27, 2016 07:04 PM (+aCe4)

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Oh God yes, it should be.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 27, 2016 07:05 PM (rlfds)

360 >>>>The kind of woman that doesn't have a waist so much as an equator.<<<<

Girth has become the appropriate word.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 27, 2016 07:05 PM (tEDMc)

361 Reminds me of this video: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3501445/fupa-music-video

Posted by: lowtech redneck at April 27, 2016 07:05 PM (KF8B+)

362 Reposting a post from the Steven Crowder thread about the protester:

Wait, let me do a disclosure: I do not hold a person's appearance against them. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that.

But the one "woman" who demanded to not be treated like a child is a vile, disgustingly ulgy person. She would be... not my type even on her best days... and I'm no Prince Charming to a vast number of women either, but she transcends everyday standards of being presentable in both appearance and attitude.

She has gone lunar miles beyond the "there's someone out there who thinks you're beautiful" scale. I can't believe that anyone (who knows what she is about) wouldn't cringe when she walks into a room.

She has taken her worst attributes and magnified them into her entire being so that she can stand up to... what, exactly?... she's not even there so she can sit at the cool kids SJW table.

She hates the SJW's just as much. She hates everyone and anything, including herself.

It's interesting though, that she can use the SJW as a conduit to spread her filthy hate. It should serve as proof that we are on the side of the angels, no matter our individual physical appearance.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 03:40 PM (+CKpi)

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 07:05 PM (+CKpi)

363 You know, forget the whole thing. I'm going back to Nantucket and getting into real estate.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at April 27, 2016 07:05 PM (XdbLA)

364 Found another pic of her...

http://i.___ur.com/1oYZo9L.jpg

Posted by: dri at April 27, 2016 07:06 PM (+jBpT)

365 ***Butter is not a beverage, honey.***

Hey, let's not get crazy. Where I'm from bacon grease is a condiment.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 27, 2016 07:06 PM (U4MVj)

366 Shit.... I would do her! Look what I have to COME home to every night !!!;

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2016 07:06 PM (sn/tQ)

367 >>Butter is not a beverage, honey.
Posted by: DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

I prefer smoothies made with crisco and corn oil.

Posted by: Fat Bastard's Fatter Sister at April 27, 2016 07:06 PM (c7vUv)

368 She ate Little Debbie. Whole.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 27, 2016 07:01 PM (U4MVj)

She ate a lotta Debbie.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 27, 2016 07:06 PM (fC9RO)

369 360 Than they put a discount sticker on it and sold it to some poor bastard.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2016 07:06 PM (B48dK)

370 As I said in an earlier thread, during the QA part at the end, a bunch of SJWs come up to the mic to give the three grief and lord, what a collection of obvious dweebs and pajama boys. One fem boy absurdly asked the panel how it feels to sit on chairs soaked in the blood of Muslims. To their credit, they didn't dignify the dolt with an answer.

I think the observation someone else made in this thread is properly correct: many of these kids were probably losers and outcasts and found they could be accepted by others if they spouted PC ideology. That's sad, but what is sadder is that these pitiful brats can order college administrators around.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 27, 2016 07:06 PM (P8951)

371 she can only use her hammock if there are giant sequoias

Posted by: nckate at April 27, 2016 07:06 PM (O46jc)

372 how would like to sit next to that on a flight overseas?
Posted by: chavez the hugo

It would smell of fryer grease, BO, and stale farts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2016 07:06 PM (89T5c)

373 The kind of woman that doesn't have a waist so much as an equator.

Small children orbit her.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at April 27, 2016 07:07 PM (rwI+c)

374 She doesn't have any friends, but she does have 3 or 4 moons orbiting her at all times, so she's never lonely.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 07:07 PM (kumBu)

375 sorry can't make it work

Posted by: dri at April 27, 2016 07:07 PM (+jBpT)

376 how would like to sit next to that on a flight overseas?

*

As long as she was strapped down to the pallet nice and tight and the chains on the C130 deck were secure, it should be an ok flight.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 07:07 PM (XN0hD)

377 She ate Little Debbie. Whole.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 27, 2016 07:01 PM (U4MVj)

She ate a lotta Debbie.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 27, 2016 07:06 PM (fC9RO)

Looks like she let Debbie and Dallas

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 07:08 PM (Ozsfq)

378

THAT'S NO MOON!

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at April 27, 2016 07:08 PM (qul7b)

379 I'm not saying she's fat, but when she unzips her dress to use the toilet you can hear circus music coming out.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 27, 2016 07:08 PM (XdbLA)

380 Godammit, I have a power drill that I bought off the clearance table at Sears - and it never has been..... right.

Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2016 07:08 PM (e3bId)

381 When she approaches a buffet, the manager pulls the fire alarm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (FsuaD)

382 When did obese become a "race?"

When you're so mad all you can do is throw that word around because you can't think and its the worst thing you can imagine.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (39g3+)

383 From what I recall, it was not picked up with bare skin. Some plastic bags were involved.
She actually got away because the security people/associate were arguing over who should pick it up.
That should be in a movie.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 27, 2016 07:04 PM (+aCe4)

Sounds like a business writeoff.

Complete loss.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (uURQL)

384 Last try

http://tinyurl.com/jav3r2y

Posted by: dri at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (+jBpT)

385 how would like to sit next to that on a flight overseas?

She paid for the window seat and likes ice tea, gallons of ice tea.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (rwI+c)

386 The Millennium falcon once made it around her in less than 12 parsecs.

Posted by: Han Solo at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (uz/Pv)

387 "And then she reached inside her blouse to ensure that she could, indeed
tuck it under her breast and not have it fall out. She even jumped up
and down."

And fortunately, there was a guy in the back room with experience taking cosmoline off Mosins to clean off that Lady Smith and make it fit to put back on display.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (iIzG7)

388 I think the observation someone else made in this thread is properly correct: many of these kids were probably losers and outcasts and found they could be accepted by others if they spouted PC ideology. That's sad, but what is sadder is that these pitiful brats can order college administrators around.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 27, 2016 07:06 PM (P8951)

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College administrators is one thing.

The Horde? Show of hands, how many would back down to THAT?

Collapsing in a puddle of laughter doesn't count, of course.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (rlfds)

389 One fem boy absurdly asked the panel how it feels to sit on chairs soaked in the blood of Muslims. To their credit, they didn't dignify the dolt with an answer.

"Now I know how your mom feels when I make her sleep in the wet spot."

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (fC9RO)

390

Ms. Creosote! One wafer thin mint!

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (qul7b)

391 I would even chow down on her box, If I could find it !!!;

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (sn/tQ)

392 *tsk*
Doesn't she(?) know that the material that makes up her outfit could have clothed dozens of orphans?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (VAsIq)

393 384
Last try

http://tinyurl.com/jav3r2y

Posted by: dri at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (+jBpT)

Not shouty/fat enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:10 PM (FsuaD)

394 Betcha she's considering a career in cardiology.

Posted by: Jimmy don\'t play that at April 27, 2016 07:10 PM (F5OyJ)

395 She probably only eats to cover up her problems.
And apparently her problem is that she's a serial elephant poacher.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 07:10 PM (etV2e)

396 The Sea was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at April 27, 2016 07:10 PM (rwI+c)

397 >>s long as she was strapped down to the pallet nice and tight and the chains on the C130 deck were secure, it should be an ok flight.
Posted by: Azathoth

Find the guys who secured those three humvees on the pallets for the airdrop.

Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2016 07:10 PM (c7vUv)

398 380 Godammit, I have a power drill that I bought off the clearance table at Sears - and it never has been..... right.
Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2016 07:08 PM (e3bId)

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*snickers*

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 27, 2016 07:10 PM (rlfds)

399 >>>>When she approaches a buffet, the manager pulls the fire alarm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (FsuaD)
------------------...Oh dear lord I am evil because that made me laugh.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2016 07:10 PM (iONHu)

400 372: and a tuna factory.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 07:10 PM (ucDmr)

401 Some years back, Maury Povich had on a 450 pound white woman and nine black guys wbo were waiting for the results of the paternity test. The test showed that noneof the men on stage was the father.

Just a data point for those claiming that no man would mount her.

Posted by: obnoxious ahole at April 27, 2016 07:10 PM (MpvuV)

402 When she Moonwalks it goes "beep...beep... beep".

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 27, 2016 07:11 PM (U4MVj)

403 Drudge: It's Not Over Until the Skinny Lady Sings

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 07:11 PM (Nwg0u)

404 And fortunately, there was a guy in the back
room with experience taking cosmoline off Mosins to clean off that Lady
Smith and make it fit to put back on display.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM (iIzG7)

Yeah, I got stuck with the clean and disinfect after she left the store.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 27, 2016 07:11 PM (GUBah)

405 Her favorite color? Butter.

Posted by: Bosk at April 27, 2016 07:11 PM (n2K+4)

406 Godammit, I have a power drill that I bought off the clearance table at Sears - and it never has been..... right.

**

Does it keep begging the other power tools to kill it?

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 07:12 PM (XN0hD)

407 Well, we're all going to Hell for this thread.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 07:12 PM (7qAYi)

408 She needs to read the comment section here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2016 07:12 PM (89T5c)

409 Just a data point for those claiming that no man would mount her.

How would you know that you weren't just poking a fat roll?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at April 27, 2016 07:12 PM (rwI+c)

410 I'm not saying she's fat, but if you look closely at her picture, that's Sir Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay waving at you from her left shoulder.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 27, 2016 07:12 PM (XdbLA)

411 I actually saw her on a flight once. She was sitting next to Danny Glover and Ray Liotta.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 07:12 PM (kumBu)

412 Apostrophes are the devils!

Posted by: Grammar is important at April 27, 2016 07:12 PM (VAsIq)

413 One fem boy absurdly asked the panel how it feels to sit on chairs soaked in the blood of Muslims. To their credit, they didn't dignify the dolt with an answer.

"Now I know how your mom feels when I make her sleep in the wet spot."
Posted by: Colorado Alex

Oh snap!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2016 07:12 PM (Jcvz2)

414 >>If I could find it !!!
>Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2016 07:09 PM

Keep going down until you see a Whale Eye. Then go back up about a foot and a half.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 07:13 PM (etV2e)

415 407 Well, we're all going to Hell for this thread.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 07:12 PM (7qAYi)

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At least we'll all have a smile on our face.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 27, 2016 07:13 PM (rlfds)

416
EJECT EJECT EJECT!

Posted by: Her Vagina at April 27, 2016 07:13 PM (qul7b)

417 Some years back, Maury Povich had on a 450 pound white woman and nine black guys wbo were waiting for the results of the paternity test. The test showed that noneof the men on stage was the father.

Just a data point for those claiming that no man would mount her.
Posted by: obnoxious ahole at April 27, 2016 07:10 PM (MpvuV)

The phenomenon of black men bedding, ahem, unconventionally shaped women with,ah, interesting faces is has been noted.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 27, 2016 07:13 PM (6bMel)

418 Mrs Creosote shows up at a all you can eat buffet: " Bring me a bucket " !!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2016 07:13 PM (sn/tQ)

419 408
She needs to read the comment section here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2016 07:12 PM (89T5c)

First, she needs an ALL CAPS TRIGGER WARNING.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:13 PM (FsuaD)

420 She reads the menu and tells the waiter "Yes".

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2016 07:13 PM (89T5c)

421 I bet she had a fun prom.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2016 07:14 PM (m6oW5)

422 388 I think the observation someone else made in this thread is properly correct: many of these kids were probably losers and outcasts and found they could be accepted by others if they spouted PC ideology. That's sad, but what is sadder is that these pitiful brats can order college administrators around.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 27, 2016 07:06 PM (P8951)

Except on the Mizzou campus.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2016 07:14 PM (Jcvz2)

423 She pees standing up.

Not that it makes a difference, as it all just dribbles down her leg anyway.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 27, 2016 07:14 PM (VAsIq)

424 Her wavy arm fat could power a Prius.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:15 PM (FsuaD)

425 357 Okay, so let's name her;

I submit Anita Hoveround.
Posted by: seamrog at April 27, 2016 07:05 PM (i0tbW)

She'd crush just one.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2016 07:15 PM (0mRoj)

426 Of course, we had to give her a private room, but charge her the shared rate.

When I was up there many moons ago, there were more than a few people like this there. Totally disgusting, deranged, no social skills at all. No one could live with them. Or around them. They did not belong in college.
So did they bounce them? Nope. They did just what you said. But I don't think they charged the shared rate. I mean, it WAS UMass...

Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 07:15 PM (YFFpo)

427
My idea of a party is a case of Snowballs and an extra dose of insulin

Posted by: Flappy McArmfat at April 27, 2016 07:15 PM (dciA+)

428 So teaching people the skills they need to succeed (language is near the top of the list and without structure language becomes no more than gibberish) is racist.
The people saying are scum who despise the people they claim to care about.
Why do any of them have incomes? In a sane world they would be unemployable.
Universities have becomes havens of insanity.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at April 27, 2016 07:15 PM (Sf7oH)

429 She doesn't use a menu. She gets an estimate.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 07:15 PM (XN0hD)

430 Her mother and I are so proud.

Posted by: Jabba the Hutt at April 27, 2016 07:16 PM (uz/Pv)

431 And I wonder how successful any of The Five would have been if they were unable to put a decent sentence together?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2016 06:51 PM (r65B3)

Ask Eric Bolling and Dana Perino. They both seem to have unlocked that secret.

Posted by: HTL at April 27, 2016 07:16 PM (gVyJ+)

432
Ima Bitchinheat

Posted by: Her Vagina at April 27, 2016 07:16 PM (qul7b)

433 "She pees standing up."

And when she passes gas, it sounds like jake-braking a Freightliner, too, I'll bet.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 07:16 PM (iIzG7)

434 And when she passes gas, it sounds like jake-braking a Freightliner, too, I'll bet.
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 07:16 PM (iIzG7)

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LOL

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 27, 2016 07:17 PM (rlfds)

435 It's just one seldom has a chance to make a Princess Nampi joke.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 07:17 PM (7qAYi)

436 If she ever became pregnant {shudder}, her vagina would consume the poor fetus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:17 PM (FsuaD)

437 We need to start some of that old Johnny Carson (or yo' mama is so...) jokes about Lena and her cohort there.

That woman/(Yo' mama) is so fat, that....

Such as that woman is so fat, when she puts on her little black dress, it looks like outer space. Yo' mama is so fat, she's from both sides of the family. Lena is so fat, when she sings, everybody automatically leaves. She's so fat, when she farts, the NWS gives it an official name.

And etc.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 27, 2016 07:17 PM (DW+jj)

438 From hell's heart I stab at thee!

Posted by: Captain Ahab at April 27, 2016 07:17 PM (0mRoj)

439 Let's give her a break. She's got to have some special qualities.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:18 PM (FsuaD)

440

Wanna see my dingleberries?

Posted by: Ms. Creosote's Asshole at April 27, 2016 07:18 PM (qul7b)

441 She is the personification of an avalanche with feet.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 27, 2016 07:18 PM (rlfds)

442 Fat Lady Customer: "How dare you say that to my face!"
Al Bundy: "Well, I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got a half tank of gas!"

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 07:18 PM (XN0hD)

443 That woman/(Yo' mama) is so fat, that....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 27, 2016 07:17 PM (DW+jj)

When she walks across the room the radio skips.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 27, 2016 07:18 PM (GUBah)

444 Ha, I'm enjoying a filthy dirty martini (3 olives) and listening to the Political Correctness Tour, and it is exhilarating, like a Skin Bracer slap across the face (or bottom). I love that the panel is treating these precious hothouse flowers with the contempt they so richly deserve.

And I agree with earlier comments that the oleaginous womanitee is a disturbed individual who shouldn't have been admitted to college. Why wasn't she thrown (well) from the venue after 5 minutes of constant haranguing?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 07:19 PM (jR7Wy)

445 I bet she has the ability to unhinge her jaw at will.

Posted by: Bosk at April 27, 2016 07:19 PM (n2K+4)

446 For her, pie is a diet food.

Posted by: Jabba the Hutt at April 27, 2016 07:19 PM (uz/Pv)

447 Let's give her a break. She's got to have some special qualities.
**

The carbon footprint of Glasgow?

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 07:20 PM (XN0hD)

448 Yeah...

I don't think so.

Posted by: Xenomorph at April 27, 2016 07:20 PM (rlfds)

449 Waukesha WI

is it WOK ka sha
or wuh KEE sha

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 07:20 PM (Cq0oW)

450 445
I bet she has the ability to unhinge her jaw at will.

Posted by: Bosk at April 27, 2016 07:19 PM (n2K+4)

Then she shares something in common with Mooch. I'm convinced Mooch deposits owl-like pellets when she poops.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:20 PM (FsuaD)

451 Tinka me chasa hopoe ma white privlege na nolia.

Posted by: Jabba the SJW at April 27, 2016 07:20 PM (kumBu)

452 Just a heads up,if you see porn labeled BBC it is NOT from the British Broadcasting Service.

Posted by: Walrus at April 27, 2016 07:20 PM (B48dK)

453 "if she flaps those fatwings a little harder..."

It'll sound like John Candy and Rosie O'Donnel getting frisky after a bucket of KFC and a bottle of Jack.

Posted by: wondertrev at April 27, 2016 07:20 PM (znN8h)

454 Adea adea adea where's your diga your diga your sense of self-respect?

Posted by: Porky the Pig has 99 Problems and a Land Whale ain't one of them at April 27, 2016 07:21 PM (XdbLA)

455

Many (most?) people of this level of obesity and mental illness have an abuse history, sadly. Anti-psychotic meds also can be obesity inducing.

On the plus side, she will fuel many oil lambs during the Burning Times

Posted by: Some Dude at April 27, 2016 07:21 PM (qul7b)

456 Seriously fat woman, trying her damnedest to board a bus, to the man standing behind her: "If you were half a man, you'd offer to help me up!"

Man, in reply: "Lady, if you were half a woman, you wouldn't need my help."

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 07:21 PM (iIzG7)

457 Yeah....no.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at April 27, 2016 07:21 PM (uz/Pv)

458 436
If she ever became pregnant {shudder}, her vagina would consume the poor fetus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:17 PM (FsuaD)

I bet it has teeth and a tongue......

I just frightened myself.

Posted by: Mimzey at April 27, 2016 07:21 PM (aRUb8)

459 Just a data point for those claiming that no man would mount her.
Posted by: obnoxious ahole at April 27, 2016 07:10 PM (MpvuV)
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Well, Sir Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay, maybe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 07:21 PM (jR7Wy)

460 "Why wasn't she thrown (well) from the venue after 5 minutes of constant haranguing?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 27, 2016 07:19 PM (jR7Wy)"

No construction equipment on campus?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 07:21 PM (kumBu)

461 It'll sound like John Candy and Rosie O'Donnel getting frisky after a bucket of KFC and a bottle of Jack.
Posted by: wondertrev at April 27, 2016 07:20 PM (znN8h)

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Oh, FUCK YOU!

Posted by: Zombie John Candy at April 27, 2016 07:21 PM (rlfds)

462 She got off the merry-go-round and they had to put the horse down.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 07:22 PM (XN0hD)

463 Why wasn't she thrown (well) from the venue after 5 minutes of constant haranguing?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

That would be what she wanted the most.

"LOOK AT ME!!!"

Not to mention the lawsuit because you just know she would be "injured".

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 07:22 PM (+CKpi)

464 OK. This bus is outta control...

Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 07:22 PM (YFFpo)

465 It's so interesting to me that the people who are losers in life are now so angry and demand attention and power (versus back in my day, where they had a little quiet club of losers. I should know; I was in the "Gifted and Talented" program [no sh*t, they called it that. In Jr. High and High School] so I was automatically relegated to the loser lunch table).

There was some other video on the internet showing a crew outside protesting possibly this meeting. Maybe another. The dude ??? who appeared to be the leader was dressed in footless tights, a plaid skirt, and a black ballet neck top, with a short hair cut and makeup (lots of black eyeliner). His posse all looked like losers too. the only normal looking person I saw was the dude who was trying to take pictures, who was being shoved by the loser posse.

I kind of wish this girl's parents would sit her down and tell her to just be normal. Stop being so angry and take your life into your own hands. You don't have to be Alexandria di Ambrosio, but get healthy, try to get along with people, make some friends with people who are going places (join a church! volunteer at a pet rescue!) and your life will be soooo much happier.

Posted by: the other coyote at April 27, 2016 07:22 PM (yK44T)

466 She's so fat, if she's wears a yellow raincoat, every 5 minutes somebody runs up, yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

When she walks into KFC and demands a bucket and they ask what size, she says the one on top of this place!

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 27, 2016 07:22 PM (DW+jj)

467 >>Let's give her a break. She's got to have some special qualities.

They Geology Department uses those to calibrate the Seismographs.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 07:22 PM (etV2e)

468 442 Fat Lady Customer: "How dare you say that to my face!"
Al Bundy: "Well, I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got a half tank of gas!"
Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 07:18 PM (XN0hD)

Fat Lady Customer, after Al's been ignoring her: "Excuse me, am I invisible?!"
Al Bundy: "From Pluto, perhaps."

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 07:23 PM (7qAYi)

469 is it WOK ka sha

or wuh KEE sha

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 07:20 PM (Cq0oW)

The first one.

Posted by: Mimzey at April 27, 2016 07:23 PM (aRUb8)

470 The English teacher told her class, "There are two words you must always avoid in conversation. One is swell and the other is lousy."

Johnny piped up. "Okay, but what are they?"

Posted by: stuiec at April 27, 2016 07:23 PM (eetvJ)

471 She don't need another hero....sandwich.

Posted by: Tina Turner at April 27, 2016 07:24 PM (uz/Pv)

472 I like a woman with a lot of junk in the trunk.

Posted by: Bill C. at April 27, 2016 07:24 PM (5fSr7)

473

"Send more batteries, I still haven't found my car keys!"

Posted by: The Punchline at April 27, 2016 07:24 PM (qul7b)

474 yep, we're all going to hell for this thread!!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 27, 2016 07:24 PM (xVgrA)

475 She's such a social justice type that she has a tattoo of Malcolm X on her shoulder.

Life-size!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 27, 2016 07:25 PM (XdbLA)

476 I ain't touching that thing, I don't care how many oysters you give me.

Posted by: The Carpenter at April 27, 2016 07:25 PM (eetvJ)

477 thanks mimzey

i think you settled a bet. one of those stupid ones, you know how it is...

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 07:25 PM (Cq0oW)

478 Oh, that's not junk in the trunk, that's the whole scrapyard!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 27, 2016 07:25 PM (XdbLA)

479
On the plus side, she will fuel many oil lambs during the Burning Times
Posted by: Some Dude

Bah

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 07:25 PM (k4M/B)

480 I wonder what sort of vehicle she drives?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:25 PM (FsuaD)

481 how about

Chris Cofatindacan ?

Posted by: seamrog at April 27, 2016 07:25 PM (i0tbW)

482 A triple tractor-trailer with an M-88 doing the pushing couldn't haul away all that junk.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 27, 2016 07:25 PM (rlfds)

483

I'D DO HER.

BUT NAIL A 2 X 4 ACROSS MY ASS FIRST.

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MASSIVELY REPULSIVE at April 27, 2016 07:26 PM (qul7b)

484 yep, we're all going to hell for this thread!!!
Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 27, 2016 07:24 PM (xVgrA)

Oh there are other reasons....I've had a deluxe suite reserved for me for years

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 07:26 PM (Ozsfq)

485 Fat Lady to Fat Daughter: "Come, Penelope. Let's go someplace where they treat us with respect!"

Al Bundy: "Try the Moon. You'll weigh less there."

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 07:26 PM (XN0hD)

486 National Enquirer is now saying Prince died of AIDS, refused treatment in favor of God.

No word if Cruz were involved.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 07:26 PM (Nwg0u)

487 Does Ace have a hall of fame for comments threads? Because this shit is so funny I snorted soda out my nose then tiny-pooped my pants laughing so hard.

"When she eats she doesn't go back for seconds she goes back for ears" HILARIOUS

Posted by: Tradd at April 27, 2016 07:26 PM (RXa5W)

488 I wonder what sort of vehicle she drives?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:25 PM (FsuaD)

A Low rider?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 07:26 PM (Ozsfq)

489 I think her sippy cup is filled with gravy.

Posted by: Walrus at April 27, 2016 07:26 PM (B48dK)

490 i think you settled a bet. one of those stupid ones, you know how it is...

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 27, 2016 07:25 PM (Cq0oW)

Glad to help BKS

Posted by: Mimzey at April 27, 2016 07:27 PM (aRUb8)

491 Let's send her enraged asssssssssss....sssssssss......sssssss to ISIS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:27 PM (FsuaD)

492 472 I like a woman with a lot of junk in the trunk.
Posted by: Bill C. at April 27, 2016 07:24 PM (5fSr7)

Junk? She has New Jersey in her trunk.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 07:27 PM (7qAYi)

493 I wonder what sort of vehicle she drives?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:25 PM (FsuaD)

Just look in the parking lot for the one with a permanent tilt to the left.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 27, 2016 07:27 PM (GUBah)

494 I'm not going in there.

Posted by: Arne Saknussemm at April 27, 2016 07:28 PM (uz/Pv)

495 488 I wonder what sort of vehicle she drives?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
***

I don't know but I bet you've never seen a car sweat before.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 07:28 PM (XN0hD)

496 ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE.

Posted by: Her Speaking Scale at April 27, 2016 07:28 PM (uz/Pv)

497 >>I wonder what sort of vehicle she drives?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Whatever it is, it's a low rider.

Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2016 07:28 PM (c7vUv)

498 >>>But below you will see an... interestingly shaped woman (???) screaming incoherent obscenities from a few yards away.<<<

Why did I read that as "screaming incoherent obesities?" Clearly something was triggered and circuits were crossed.

Posted by: Fritz at April 27, 2016 07:28 PM (aYF9+)

499
Hey kids, she has a song written about her and I myself have sung it!

http://www.camplowden.org/songs/walrus_hunt.html

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2016 07:28 PM (BK3ZS)

500 Somewhere there's an old boyfriend who loved that. And she broke his heart.

Think about that.

No...really....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:28 PM (FsuaD)

501 "Fat Lady Customer, after Al's been ignoring her: "Excuse me, am I invisible?!"
Al Bundy: "From Pluto, perhaps."

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 07:23 PM (7qAYi) "

Steve Rhoads had a good zinger in the early seasons.

Female friend: Marcy, he's undressing me with his eyes!

Steve: Madam, that would take years.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 07:28 PM (kumBu)

502 486 National Enquirer is now saying Prince died of AIDS, refused treatment in favor of God.

No word if Cruz were involved.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 07:26 PM (Nwg0u)

Considering how they were trying to link him to the JFK assassination...

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 07:29 PM (7qAYi)

503 488:.they drive her around in one of those haulage trucks they use in open pit mines.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 07:29 PM (ucDmr)

504 She puts her belt on with a boomerang.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 07:29 PM (XN0hD)

505 436 If she ever became pregnant {shudder}, her vagina would consume the poor fetus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:17 PM (FsuaD)

Ya gotta wonder how the egg would even be implanted in the uterine lining. It would be like trying to find your way out of the Carlsbad caverns while blindfolded.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 27, 2016 07:30 PM (P8951)

506 When uh, searching and perusing porn titles (for legitimate research and academic purposes, of course), always, always, I mean always, make sure you know what the acronyms actually stand for.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 27, 2016 07:30 PM (DW+jj)

507 500: never happened. that's a liftime achievement award right there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 07:30 PM (ucDmr)

508 There's a gynecologist in Amherst who isn't paid nearly enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:30 PM (FsuaD)

509 >>Nevergiveup
GMTA

Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2016 07:31 PM (c7vUv)

510 Horde is fucking vicious.

And damn hilarious.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 07:31 PM (hlMPp)

511 Steve Rhoads had a good zinger in the early seasons.

Female friend: Marcy, he's undressing me with his eyes!

Steve: Madam, that would take years.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 07:28 PM (kumBu)

Why the hell that show isn't available to stream I'll never know.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 07:31 PM (7qAYi)

512 I wonder what sort of vehicle she drives?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:25 PM (FsuaD)

You misspelled "semi."

Posted by: Yoda at April 27, 2016 07:31 PM (8h60Q)

513 500 Somewhere there's an old boyfriend who loved that. And she broke his heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:28 PM (FsuaD)

Did she sit on his chest?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 27, 2016 07:31 PM (P8951)

514 "She's such a social justice type that she has a tattoo of Malcolm X on her shoulder.

Life-size!"

Sure, it's not Fat Albert?

Posted by: wondertrev at April 27, 2016 07:31 PM (znN8h)

515 Horde is fucking vicious.

And damn hilarious.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 07:31 PM (hlMPp)

Like raw meat to a staring Tiger

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 07:31 PM (Ozsfq)

516 It's Roz from Monsters Inc. during her wild college years, ya'll

Posted by: Terri at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (UmlGQ)

517 With all the attention we spent here on Carly, maybe we could get a thread going on Trump's policy speech. Bolton seemed to like it. Or would that still be considered consorting with the enemy.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (r1fLd)

518
There's a gynecologist in Amherst who isn't paid nearly enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:30 PM (FsuaD)

He's become our club's faculty advisor.

Posted by: UMass Spelunking Club at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (GUBah)

519 some funny shit here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (Ozsfq)

520 Can you imagine that thing taking a dump?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (j8tjy)

521 >>Somewhere there's an old boyfriend who loved that. And she broke his heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

One would have to be more impressed with his endowment than his taste.

Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (c7vUv)

522 508 There's a gynecologist in Amherst who isn't paid nearly enough.

***

Her gynecologist took one look at her and said he just wanted to be friends.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (XN0hD)

523 508: she goes to a hippo vet. no ghyno would go in there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (ucDmr)

524

ONE TIME AT FAT CAMP SHE ATE IT.

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MASSIVELY REPULSIVE at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (qul7b)

525 That poor girl. She's trying to kill herself. I hope someone steps up to help her. I hope she has the clarity to accept it.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 27, 2016 07:33 PM (dFi94)

526 On the back of the forklift she drives, there's a "Feel the Bern!" sticker next to "Manuel's All-You-Can-Eat Mexican Food!" sticker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:33 PM (FsuaD)

527 When uh, searching and perusing porn titles (for legitimate research and academic purposes, of course), always, always, I mean always, make sure you know what the acronyms actually stand for.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 27, 2016 07:30 PM (DW+jj)

I just throw random letters together and hope for the best.

My therapist thanks me for this.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 07:33 PM (hlMPp)

528 As a youth she didn't go to fat camp . She went to why even bother camp.

Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at April 27, 2016 07:33 PM (MNgU2)

529 439 Let's give her a break. She's got to have some special qualities.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:18 PM (FsuaD)

----------------

Definitely not a good sense of fashion.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2016 07:34 PM (kTF2Z)

530 Like raw meat to a staring Tiger
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 07:31 PM (Ozsfq

Yep

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 07:34 PM (hlMPp)

531 she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Posted by: seamrog at April 27, 2016 07:34 PM (i0tbW)

532 520 Can you imagine that thing taking a dump?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (j8tjy)

Hulk smash city water treatment plant!

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 07:34 PM (7qAYi)

533 She makes Michelle O look like Vera Wang.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2016 07:35 PM (kTF2Z)

534 Honestly it's like watching a darker haired version of my sister, who BTW is a complete waste of oxygen, who is fixated on nothing but first world problems.

Posted by: the other coyote at April 27, 2016 07:35 PM (yK44T)

535 She has a polo shirt with a real pony stapled to it.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2016 07:35 PM (XN0hD)

536 Little known fact: Tiger Woods slept with her. She counted as 17 of his 50 mistresses.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 07:35 PM (kumBu)

537 Can you imagine following her car down the road at night? Every bump in the road would result in a long trail of sparks spewing from under the car.

Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2016 07:35 PM (c7vUv)

538 Seriously, her shrieking at speakers, trying to silence them, is typical of the Special Snowflake movement.

No matter her size, these idiots cannot be mocked enough. They would happily load us onto cattle cars and send us to ~~the camps~~ the ovens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:36 PM (FsuaD)

539 She'd have to diet for a year to pass the physical for fat camp.

Posted by: . at April 27, 2016 07:36 PM (uz/Pv)

540 NOOD. "This economy has slowed!"

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 27, 2016 07:37 PM (iIzG7)

541 520
Can you imagine that thing taking a dump?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

I could, but I'd like to sleep again before I die.

Posted by: pep at April 27, 2016 07:37 PM (LAe3v)

542 Her belt size is two sixty-inchers tied together.

Posted by: . at April 27, 2016 07:37 PM (uz/Pv)

543 EPA Continues To Implement Global Warming Plan Supreme Court Said It Couldnt

In keeping with the general Obama regime approach: laws were made to be broken.

Weasel Zippers

Vile people, vile admin

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 07:37 PM (Ozsfq)

544 Shit her internal organs probably have stretch marks.

Posted by: jsg at April 27, 2016 07:38 PM (uUhhd)

545 "No matter her size, these idiots cannot be mocked enough. They would happily load us onto cattle cars and send us to the camps the ovens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 07:36 PM (FsuaD) "

The good news is that if Augustina Gloop here is a camp guard, just tell her there's a deep dish pizza in the oven and she'll volunteer to go in your place.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 27, 2016 07:39 PM (kumBu)

546 I know I'm really late to this party, but (1) Vodka; and, (B) dinner.

However,

"When I say 'interestingly shaped,' I mean that the way bean bag furniture with flapping armfat arms is interestingly shaped."

.... is why you need not apologize if you have a day like yesterday, when you don't feel you've produced enough satisfactory free ice cream for us assholes. Just sayin'.

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at April 27, 2016 07:40 PM (cgH9o)

547 I don't like making fun of people's appearance...but after you shout out obscenities, well.

Posted by: Harun at April 27, 2016 07:40 PM (UBBWX)

548 520
Can you imagine that thing taking a dump?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2016 07:32 PM (j8tjy)

Can you imagine that thing trying to wipe up after?? You'd have to use towels or a garden hose.

I just disgusted myself.

Posted by: Mimzey at April 27, 2016 07:40 PM (aRUb8)

549 What's well, enlightening, is to look up the resting metabolic rate numbers for some of these massive porkers. A 500 lb, 6' man requires 4500 calories per day just to maintain that mass.

These real porkers, the insanely obese, have to shovel food in there pretty good. Any arguments they can't lose weight are pure bullshit. A huge porker would lose weight doing nothing eating a 2000 calorie normal diet.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 27, 2016 07:41 PM (DW+jj)

550 >>Can you imagine that thing trying to wipe up after?? You'd have to use towels or a garden hose.

In France it is called a bidet. At my place it's called a 3000psi pressure washer.

Posted by: Fat Bastard's Fatter Sister at April 27, 2016 07:42 PM (c7vUv)

551 "23
These people honestly believe they are smarter than not just us but
everyone, and by a sufficient margin that they are not merely able but
duty bound to tell everyone else how to behave, speak, and think."///

That's what pisses me off the most. We here lurking at the blog have actually graduated. We have years of experience in our fields. We didn't study SJW 101, but have real degrees in the sciences, engineering, medicine, etc.

Yet, we are told that we are too stupid to figure out what they know to be true. Even though it's false.

Screaming and flapping, screaming and flapping. I'm sure she can get a job in one of George Soros' democrat money laundering operations. As long as there is no real laundry to do. That might be work.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Ghost at April 27, 2016 07:44 PM (kfoLf)

552 In France it is called a bidet. At my place it's called a 3000psi pressure washer.

Posted by: Fat Bastard's Fatter Sister at April 27, 2016 07:42 PM (c7vUv)
A bidet couldn't penetrate the needed depth. The pressure washer is the only tool that would work. Knowing a obesened person, they have a hard time wiping their ass. You have to wipe from between your legs...or.........have someone help you.
I've frightened myself again.

Posted by: Mimzey at April 27, 2016 07:48 PM (aRUb8)

553 I'm a huge fan of this site, and I agree that this student's(?) behavior is outrageous and frankly insane. However I am not a fan of pointing out that some crazy leftist is "fat, ugly" and so on. Even if he is. I just mowed the back lawn and don't feel like going into an erudite discourse regarding why I don't like picking on how lefties look. She behaves like a raving lunatic, I can focus on that.

Posted by: Rick67 at April 27, 2016 08:13 PM (stEzM)

554 Yes. Let's leave her looks out of this and concentrate on her mad effort to cow the speakers.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at April 27, 2016 08:21 PM (j1Wvr)

555 Recently, I've been playing Trillion: God of Destruction on my PSVita, and it has a lot of grammatical errors.

For instance, at one point, someone says something disparaging about Cerberus (a character based on the Hound of Hades from Greek mythology), and Cerberus's master, the main character Zeabolos, The Great Overlord of the Underworld and Satan's own grandson, responds with, "Cerberus isn't no ordinary dog."

Uh, excuse me? The word you're looking for, here, is "ain't". Cerberus ain't no ordinary dog.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at April 27, 2016 08:26 PM (0OG8D)

556

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at April 27, 2016 08:26 PM (0OG8D)

557 Testing to see if I managed avoid an embarrelling...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at April 27, 2016 08:27 PM (0OG8D)

558 Lets don't make her the heavy of this encounter just because she is spilling over with enthusiasm.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at April 27, 2016 08:29 PM (j1Wvr)

559 Common Core made math racist, right?

And actual "logic," I'm pretty sure that puts you on a gubbermint watch list.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 27, 2016 08:39 PM (AHDxb)

560 Her first demand was a Safeway space on campus.

Posted by: mc at April 27, 2016 08:45 PM (TWinl)

561 Someone should offer her some plankton, you know, you're not the same person when you're hungry, sort of in line with the Snickers ad campaign.

Posted by: BuckIV at April 27, 2016 08:50 PM (CLfqv)

562 I remember seeing a video from an old Oregon news broadcast where they blew up a dead beached whale on the shore and it all went horribly wrong. Is this that clip? Cause I can't tell the difference.

Posted by: Corona at April 27, 2016 09:00 PM (ragzU)

563 This girl has been harmfully enabled in the worst kind of way. Being fed the equivalent of candy and ice cream for her whole life: intellectually and physically. It is child abuse really.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 27, 2016 09:19 PM (3Rr8K)

564 Rush Limbaugh may have it correct, at least in this case. Feminists become feminists because they have no hope of getting laid. Face it, there is not enough beer to build appropriate goggles for that one.

Posted by: BamaBubba at April 27, 2016 09:30 PM (vKTRb)

565
What astonished me about this was that the person filming her sat only two rows away and yet she didn't catch on to it. No doubt she would have turned her fury on the filmer had she known.

Kind of like a Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom episode.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2016 10:14 PM (BK3ZS)

566 http://tinyurl.com/hve9tz7

Posted by: James Davis at April 27, 2016 11:38 PM (D0kj8)

567 It's Roz from Monsters Inc.

http://tinyurl.com/hve9tz7

Posted by: James Davis at April 27, 2016 11:40 PM (D0kj8)

568 It's clear she swallowed everything she was fed by her grievance studies professors.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at April 27, 2016 11:48 PM (j1Wvr)

569 After watching that video I'm reassessing my disdain for the burqua.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at April 27, 2016 11:57 PM (j1Wvr)

570 My degree is in journalism and I make my living as a standup comic so I'm not offering a pro opinion here,
but I think she might be mildly retarded or mentally I'll.

Posted by: Brian mckim at April 28, 2016 12:40 AM (JnlKA)

571 Just how long would your dry spell have to be?

Posted by: Johan Amadeus Metesky at April 28, 2016 12:48 AM (+qnV+)

572 Triggley Puff?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFrZsGbO6N0

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2016 01:00 AM (d2pTe)

573 "Flabby, bald, lobotomized,
he drifted in a sheepish calm,
where no agonizing reappraisal
jarred his concentration ...."

Poets can say stuff like that.

Posted by: bruce at April 28, 2016 04:41 AM (Z2x1G)

574 Its name is Cora Miriam, apparently.

http://tinyurl.com/zoluotb

Posted by: Benedick at April 28, 2016 08:44 AM (ps+cq)

575 When she sits around her safe space, she sits around her safe space
*
*
For exercise, she goes out to teeter-totter with the 4th Marine Division!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2016 12:18 PM (1Tm/O)

576 561
Someone should offer her some plankton, you know, you're not the same
person when you're hungry, sort of in line with the Snickers ad
campaign.
*
*
Applause

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2016 12:19 PM (1Tm/O)

577 Call me Ishmael! I see the great land whale!

Posted by: OHW1 at April 28, 2016 03:11 PM (xVRrG)

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