Will Ferrell to Play "Reagan" as Demented Basket-Case

The script postulates that Reagan had dementia in office and was so out of it that an intern has to keep him on script by convincing him he's an actor playing the president in a movie.

Well, there you go.

It's interesting that their hate never diminishes.

Oh, Ferrell is also working on a movie with John C. Reilly where they will play, assumedly, misguided nativists who go on their own down the border to protect it.

So Ferrell is officially out of his making-profitable-films phase and deep into his low-budget vanity project phase.

Posted by: Ace at 05:23 PM

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1
Ferrell needs to live up to his "Funny or Die" credo.

Die.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2016 05:09 PM (BK3ZS)

2
Roooooooooomy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2016 05:10 PM (BK3ZS)

3 Fatwa time. Burning all of my DVDs.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 27, 2016 05:10 PM (hqZPQ)

4 LOL Unreal.

Posted by: thathalfrican - failure is not an option at April 27, 2016 05:10 PM (R5HRU)

5 After pocketing $20 million for the turkey 'Land of the Lost,' Ferrell entire life has been a vanity project.

Posted by: Epobirs at April 27, 2016 05:11 PM (IdCqF)

6 >>>>>>So Ferrell is officially out of his making-profitable-films phase and deep into his low-budget vanity project phase.
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.Uh no, he is taking anything that anybody throws at him in a vain attempt to stay relevant. Loved him in anchorman I II.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2016 05:11 PM (iONHu)

7
So Ferrell is officially out of his making-profitable-films phase and deep into his low-budget vanity project phase.

Ace, all of Hollywood works on this principle:

Make big profitable movies with explosions and robots, and then use the profits to fund politicized anti-American claptrap money-losing leftist propaganda reels.

It's an endless cycles.

Every $10 you slap down to watch Transformers 2 is used to finance another Redacted.

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 05:11 PM (jBuUi)

8 I hope Ferrell agreed to be paid via a percentage of the revenue.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 27, 2016 05:12 PM (SEXy3)

9 I can't wait for the Ferrell as Reagan, showing-his-ass in the Oval Office scene. Class and Ferrell are non-intersecting sets. Also, humor.

Posted by: pep at April 27, 2016 05:13 PM (LAe3v)

10 Because I didn't dislike Will Ferrell enough already...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 27, 2016 05:14 PM (+eR2D)

11 I hope Ferrell agreed to be paid via a percentage of the revenue.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 27, 2016 05:12 PM (SEXy3)

*****

I further hope it was net points, not gross. That way he may have to write them a check for the role.

Posted by: Tim in GA at April 27, 2016 05:14 PM (B5dMQ)

12 Will Ferrel has only ever made one film that was worth a shit and that was Elf. And even that has been overplayed to the point I wanted to puke every time it came up.

Bewitched was so bad he even managed to make Nicole Kidman look bad. He destroyed the franchise.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 27, 2016 05:14 PM (vvmPQ)

13 Burn It Down!

Posted by: Hollywood Swingin' at April 27, 2016 05:14 PM (mcm0N)

14 Because I didn't dislike Will Ferrell enough already...

What an untalented annoying prick...

Posted by: donna at April 27, 2016 05:15 PM (O2RFr)

15 Well,at least they waited until Nancy died.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2016 05:15 PM (B48dK)

16 I hope Ace updates the thread with the picture in the article. It's better than quoting it.

Posted by: Draki at April 27, 2016 05:15 PM (F6/Mp)

17

They have been trying to destroy Reagan's reputation for a long time. The history books must read like Mad Magazine at this point.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 27, 2016 05:16 PM (qCMvj)

18 Left wing propaganda disguised as entertainment is how Millennials learn "history"

Posted by: V the K at April 27, 2016 05:16 PM (KMBHk)

19 Didn't like Ferrell before, like him less now.

Posted by: West at April 27, 2016 05:16 PM (1Rgee)

20

I never liked Ferrell, so I wouldn't watch anyway.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 27, 2016 05:16 PM (qCMvj)

21 7 It's true but now even the big profitable movies with explosions and robots have to appeal to the communist Chinese.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2016 05:16 PM (B48dK)

22 Posted at 5:23PM. Ace, if you're going to time travel, make it long enough to hit the lotto or something.

Posted by: lymond at April 27, 2016 05:17 PM (wH6vD)

23 Will Ferrel has only ever made one film that was worth a shit and that was Elf. And even that has been overplayed to the point I wanted to puke every time it came up.

***

He was beyond utterly charming in that role. I also liked him quite a lot in Stranger than Fiction.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 27, 2016 05:17 PM (SEXy3)

24 So Ferrell is officially out of his making-profitable-films phase and deep into his low-budget vanity project phase.

What was the last film he made that pulled a real profit? I mean the Hollywood minimum 100% of cost profit margin? Because he's been in a lot of stinkers.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:17 PM (39g3+)

25 "Ferrell is also working on a movie with John C. Reilly"

That last time they teamed up it was pretty epic. I am interested.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 05:17 PM (LA7Cm)

26 Well there's surely nothing to make light of about the border. And about the nativists who are, I dunno, just ..... "not who we are".

And y'all better step back and check for the racist premises of your idea that nations have borders and immigration policies (and have, forever). OK, OK, you might object and say that racism has nothing to do with it.

But some of us know better. We read it right here in the comments today.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2016 05:17 PM (QDnY+)

27 Because I didn't dislike Will Ferrell enough already...

What an untalented annoying prick...

Posted by: donna at April 27, 2016 05:15 PM (O2RFr)

Seconded.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2016 05:17 PM (493sH)

28 i don't get his humor. hes rarely funny

Posted by: nckate at April 27, 2016 05:17 PM (O46jc)

29 I hate having to boycott Will Ferrel.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Ghost at April 27, 2016 05:18 PM (kfoLf)

30 Paul Ryan is now out their calling illegals "undocumented" and saying no deportations, which kind of cedes all of the rhetorical ground to the Democrats. And people wonder why Trump won. Ryan also repeating the lies about the H1B program. I can't wait until his fake-sincere face is giving a concession speech.

Posted by: bjk at April 27, 2016 05:18 PM (x2rNW)

31 And how exactly differ from Farrell's potrayal of GW Bush?

He's already done a one-man Broadway show as Bush.
Now Reagan.
Awesome. /sarc

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2016 05:18 PM (NOIQH)

32 Sorry to be OT, Will Ferrell is not funny.

Posted by: bjk at April 27, 2016 05:18 PM (x2rNW)

33

When will he play a drunk dozing Hillary wearing Mr Magoo glasses

Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 05:18 PM (zOTsN)

34 Giants have gotten three extra base hits past the shift against the Padres so far. 2 RBI out of it. Its almost as if creating huge holes in your defense against major league hitters is a bad idea, or something.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:18 PM (39g3+)

35
Cant stand him. He was an ass on Comedians In Cars, too. He cant control himself.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 05:18 PM (iQIUe)

36 I'm going to need some money to finance a couple of movie projects I've got in mind.

"LBJ" will show Pres. Johnson at the pinnacle of his career, signing the 1964 Civil Rights Act, and then there will be black and white flashbacks of him talking about how he is going to buy the n***** vote for generations. Probably need something in there about the 87-vote "landslide" over Coke Stevenson in 1948. Then we'll mix in some footage of Vietnam War butchery with excerpts of fawning press profiles of his Ivy League advisors.

"Jimmy Carter--The First Campaign" will show Hapless Jimmy's first run for public office. That would be the time he lost that school board race running as a hardcore segregationist.

The disadvantage of these movies over Will Ferrell's Reagan movie will be that they are not the fantasies of political enemies. Just the facts, ma'am.

Posted by: Furious George at April 27, 2016 05:19 PM (3GAnN)

37
When will he play a drunk dozing Hillary wearing Mr Magoo glasses

Now that would be more realistic...

Posted by: donna at April 27, 2016 05:19 PM (O2RFr)

38 Should we survive as a country, and the Left is seen for the traitorous monsters they are -- I cannot WAIT for the movies to start showing what a SCOAMT Obama really is.

The truth about that festering pustule will piss the Left off so very much.

Posted by: acethepug at April 27, 2016 05:20 PM (Z6yF/)

39 That last time they teamed up it was pretty epic

You mean the movie about the disappearing poop invention?

They're like Crosby and Hope, except more like Wings Hauser and Gary Busey.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:20 PM (39g3+)

40 He's only 48. I thought he was a lot older. Does he do standup?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 05:20 PM (iQIUe)

41 Redacted, In the Valley of Elah, Rendition, Lions for Lambs, Syriana, Green Zone -- all these craptastic anti-American slimeball indoctrination failure-films (and hundreds more just like them) were financed by all the popular adventure, superhero and sci-fi films that are generally apolitical or even lean right.

Hollywood is an appalling crucible of hypocrisy and communism.

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 05:20 PM (jBuUi)

42 I like Ferrell, he's made some funny movies IMO. But this is a bit of a disappointment.

Posted by: thathalfrican - failure is not an option at April 27, 2016 05:21 PM (R5HRU)

43 He was an ass on Comedians In Cars, too.

Yeah, I guess Seinfeld ran out of real talent he liked and is scraping the bottom of the barrel now for episodes.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:21 PM (39g3+)

44 Oh, yeah! Sounds like Box Office Dynamite to me!

Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 05:21 PM (YFFpo)

45 >>
i don't get his humor. hes rarely funny

He is a one-trick pony.
All of his comedy is essentially playing the loud idiot. Most times he's the loud arrogant idiot, such as Anchorman/Land of the Lost/Semi Pro etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2016 05:21 PM (NOIQH)

46 Old School. Funny

Talledaga Nights. Funny.

Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 05:21 PM (zOTsN)

47 I am 100% going to that border control movie. Don't even give a shit, the jokes write themselves.

Posted by: Cashin at April 27, 2016 05:22 PM (TGeoS)

48 "Demented Basket-Case"

So Will Ferrell is just playing himself, while pretending that he's Ronald Reagan? Interesting take.

In related news, Will Ferrell was, is, and ever shall be a dimwit and an asshole.

Posted by: Stu-22 at April 27, 2016 05:22 PM (RMOpc)

49 43 Like Obama.Great comedian TFG is.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2016 05:22 PM (B48dK)

50 "LBJ" will show Pres. Johnson at the pinnacle of his career

The extended director's cut has footage of him bragging constantly about his unit and showing it off to women, skimming money for personal projects, and sending troops after hippies.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:22 PM (39g3+)

51 They both always suck.

Posted by: DaveA at April 27, 2016 05:22 PM (DL2i+)

52 Old School. Funny

Talledaga Nights. Funny.

And he played the same guy in both movies. Semipro, too.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 05:23 PM (YFFpo)

53 >>>>Talledaga Nights. Funny.
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.Forgot about that one, it was funny. The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2016 05:23 PM (iONHu)

54 "He is a one-trick pony.
All of his comedy is essentially playing the loud idiot. Most times he's the loud arrogant idiot, such as Anchorman/Land of the Lost/Semi Pro etc."

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Which, I suspect, is just him being himself.

Posted by: Stu-22 at April 27, 2016 05:23 PM (RMOpc)

55 This will bomb and I hope Ferrell takes it up the shorts.

It wasn't enough to mock Bush but now he has to go to Reagan. What's next, Eisenhower?

Meanwhile there is nothing to mock with our current malignant narcissist in office.

Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2016 05:24 PM (oiNtH)

56 who bitch dis is? untalented fucking hack

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 05:24 PM (ucDmr)

57 My father was a senior member of Reagan's Secret Service detail. He told me a story that the first time he met Reagan was in 1968 when Reagan was governor of California and my father was a fairly junior Secret Service agent. The next time he met Reagan was 13 years later when he became President. According to my father, Reagan actually remembered their first meeting and chatted about it in amazing detail. So I think I'll take my father's word on Reagan's memory.

Posted by: Eric at April 27, 2016 05:24 PM (JlJW4)

58 Talledaga Nights. Funny.

I was just going to say, that starting with Talledaga Nights, I'm sure he laughed all the way to the bank taking money from people whom he hates.

Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2016 05:24 PM (GgxVX)

59 Fuck the Reagan H8ing fag.

Posted by: oh,k,tnx,bye at April 27, 2016 05:24 PM (Bv783)

60 Evidently taking an Icebreakers mint summons unicorns.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:24 PM (39g3+)

61 Why in the world would Charles Nelson Reilly do a movie project with Will Ferrell? I thought Will Ferrell was dead.

Posted by: Furious George at April 27, 2016 05:24 PM (3GAnN)

62 I was just going to say, that starting with Talledaga Nights, I'm sure he laughed all the way to the bank taking money from people whom he hates.

Yeah, exactly. Sometimes people don't recognize when they are being mocked.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:25 PM (39g3+)

63 Talledaga Nights. Funny.

Posted by: ThunderB

At the time it came out, my then 14-year old daughter and her friends wanted to see that movie very badly. I told them I thought it would be an inane, unfunny crapfest. They laughed condescendingly at me and went anyway. When they returned, they admitted I was right. Do you have any idea how rarely that happens with 14 year old girls?

Posted by: pep at April 27, 2016 05:25 PM (LAe3v)

64 Old School. Funny

Talledaga Nights. Funny.

Ricky Bobby. "Dear baby Jesus"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2016 05:25 PM (Jcvz2)

65 I look forward to not seeing it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at April 27, 2016 05:25 PM (evdj2)

66 He was pretty good in "Elf," and that "Stepbrothers" movie he did with John C. Reilly was okay.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 05:25 PM (Zu3d9)

67
To hell with Ferrell and the rest of them. Would be nice if we had all the movie studios and TV networks and news media.

Meh. The only thing that matters are the schools. You got those and the rest make no difference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:26 PM (p4UlV)

68 So, he and Reilly will mock people who want to guard the border as idiots just like they mocked NASCAR fans with Talledega Nights. Woohoo!

His frequent movie collaborator is Adam McKay, an uber-progressive, OWS supporter dude. Remember the credits for "The Other Guy" that was a lil' OWS/down with Wall Street mini-sermon?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2016 05:26 PM (NOIQH)

69 Let me guess: Ron Reagan, Jr. is producing, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 05:26 PM (FsuaD)

70 That is so classless. Making fun of a former President who died of Alzheimer's - can you go any lower? I'm glad Nancy isn't around to see this.

Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2016 05:26 PM (2WwbN)

71 In Talladega Nights it was mostly Ricky Bobby(Ferrell) that was mocked.The other NASCAR guys were not portrayed that way.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2016 05:27 PM (B48dK)

72 When did Reagan's Alzheimers really take off? I thought it was not until the 1990's?

Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 05:27 PM (zuTLp)

73 My father was a senior member of Reagan's Secret
Service detail. He told me a story that the first time he met Reagan was
in 1968 when Reagan was governor of California and my father was a
fairly junior Secret Service agent. The next time he met Reagan was 13
years later when he became President. According to my father, Reagan
actually remembered their first meeting and chatted about it in amazing
detail. So I think I'll take my father's word on Reagan's memory.

Posted by: Eric at April 27, 2016 05:24 PM (JlJW4)
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That is all kinds of wonderful. Color me jealous.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 27, 2016 05:27 PM (dFi94)

74 As fun as it might be, I just dont go to movies, have not for Long time, bcuz fuck hollywoods agenda.

Posted by: oh,k,tnx,bye at April 27, 2016 05:27 PM (Bv783)

75 He doesn't have the class or standing to do a reverse mortgage commercial.

He was in some Lifetime movie (a parody of all other Lifetime movies) with Kristin Wiig...it was played straight and it generally sucked, which is more a waste of Wiig's talent.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 27, 2016 05:27 PM (hqZPQ)

76 I really liked 'Step Brothers' but once an actor goes full on politically stupid, I have a hard time ever watching them again.

Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2016 05:27 PM (oiNtH)

77 Ferrell... that's a kind of weasel, right?

Posted by: Brick Tamland (way funnier than Ron Burgundy) at April 27, 2016 05:28 PM (H9MG5)

78 According to my father, Reagan actually remembered their first meeting and chatted about it in amazing detail. So I think I'll take my father's word on Reagan's memory.
Posted by: Eric at April 27, 2016 05:24 PM (JlJW4)
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From what I've read about him, Reagan had a great memory for things that really mattered to him. The rest, he just let fly. Your dad must have made a great impression on him.

Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2016 05:28 PM (2WwbN)

79 Stranger than Fiction was Farrell's only good movie. I can only tolerate his comedy in very small bits.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:29 PM (39g3+)

80 In the "LBJ" movie, there's also a long sequence about Johnson wiretapping Martin Luther King, Jr.

Posted by: Furious George at April 27, 2016 05:29 PM (3GAnN)

81
Pro Tip:

Rent/watch old movies and TV shows.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:29 PM (p4UlV)

82 I'm waiting for someone do produce a comedy about Hilldawg's and Hound Dog's WH days.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 05:29 PM (FsuaD)

83 They'll do anything to offset this:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4174

I have zero doubts that liberals wake up in a cold sweat after that clip runs through their dreams.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 27, 2016 05:30 PM (GUBah)

84 I don't think the disease started being an impairment until well into his 2nd administration. My goodness, how old was he then?

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 27, 2016 05:30 PM (dFi94)

85 >>I cannot WAIT for the movies to start showing what a SCOAMT Obama really is.

You may be waiting a long time. Especially if Hillary is elected.
They jail movie-makers, you know.

Posted by: Dinesh D'Souza at April 27, 2016 05:30 PM (NOIQH)

86 77 Ferrell... that's a kind of weasel, right?
Posted by: Brick Tamland (way funnier than Ron Burgundy) at April 27, 2016 05:28 PM (H9MG5)

The piece of metal that binds the eraser to the end of the pencil. Or hairs to the end of a brush.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:30 PM (p4UlV)

87 And the intern is........Hillary!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 27, 2016 05:30 PM (WS0Gv)

88 As far as Farrell goes, he's an actor, which to me means a faker, a poser, a narcissist, an attention whore. So when an actor shows himself as an opportunistic amoral bastard, I go,"yeah", that's why I don't want to know any.

Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 05:30 PM (zuTLp)

89 Hatred is all they've got.

Posted by: bruce at April 27, 2016 05:30 PM (Z2x1G)

90 Stepbrothers becomes far less funny when you realize the title characters must be severely retarded. Then it becomes rather sad.

Posted by: Epobirs at April 27, 2016 05:30 PM (IdCqF)

91 The only thing I've seen Ferrell in that I thought he was funny was 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'.

F* Ferrell. I can happily live out the rest of my life without ever seeing another thing he was in. Anchor Man sucked monkey testicles.

Posted by: AdamPM at April 27, 2016 05:30 PM (yUlQZ)

92 85 They jail movie-makers, you know.
Posted by: Dinesh D'Souza at April 27, 2016 05:30 PM (NOIQH)

They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:30 PM (p4UlV)

93 Only "funny" in Celebrity Jeopardy when he is treated like the a**hole he is. Otherwise just another leftist dip**it with no brain.

Posted by: Dave with a Brain at April 27, 2016 05:30 PM (0a1T6)

94 Pro Tip:

Rent/watch old movies and TV shows.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:29 PM (p4UlV)
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My husband and I just got through watching all the old Bob Newhart shows from the 70s. We laughed our fannies off. Great actors, great writing (not so much the last season, but still better than what's out there now). If you need cheering up, watch those. Or the Jeeves and Wooster series.

Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2016 05:31 PM (2WwbN)

95 Well, this escalated quickly.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at April 27, 2016 05:31 PM (evdj2)

96 91 Posted by: AdamPM at April 27, 2016 05:30 PM (yUlQZ)

Kevin Smith. Another Mensa member. Not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:31 PM (p4UlV)

97 Or if you want a particularly odious President to do a biopic on, how about Woodrow Wilson?

Bigoted, elitist, fascist, duplicitous, unscrupulous....

Then again, Glenn Beck has spent a lot of time on old WW.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 27, 2016 05:31 PM (hqZPQ)

98 >>>The piece of metal that binds the eraser to the end of the pencil. Or hairs to the end of a brush.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:30 PM (p4UlV)<<<

I love pencil.

Posted by: Brick Tamland (way funnier than Ron Burgundy) at April 27, 2016 05:31 PM (H9MG5)

99 94 Or the Jeeves and Wooster series.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2016 05:31 PM (2WwbN

Love that show. But Jeeves is a lefty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:31 PM (p4UlV)

100 It isn't a big deal. Most of the intended audience won't know who Reagan was, will marvel at the great special effects, and never watch it again.

Even idiots don't like being preached to.

Posted by: Jack at April 27, 2016 05:32 PM (/haNQ)

101 We met a couple at dinner a few months ago. The wife is a former AF officer and AF1 attendant, and the husband a former secret service agent.

They both served during Billy Jeff's presidency.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 05:32 PM (FsuaD)

102 Will Ferrel was never funny.

Posted by: The Drollarious Hat at April 27, 2016 05:32 PM (vBeA5)

103 Ferrell... that's a kind of weasel, right?

The piece of metal that binds the eraser to the end of the pencil. Or hairs to the end of a brush.

No, its the shield thing on the front of a motorcycle that shunts wind around the rider.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:32 PM (39g3+)

104 The Left and their minions are disgusting POS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 05:32 PM (Ozsfq)

105 >>According to my father, Reagan
actually remembered their first meeting and chatted about it in amazing
detail.

That is very cool!

Posted by: Dinesh D'Souza at April 27, 2016 05:32 PM (NOIQH)

106 THIS is why I can only watch old movies, sports, history and the news...oh and not espn sports either

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2016 05:33 PM (Ozsfq)

107 I did like Elf. That's the only movie I've seen with Will Farrell in it. And that one, only because they play it so much on TV around Christmastime. I'd never pay money to go to a show. Bah.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 27, 2016 05:33 PM (dFi94)

108 94 My husband and I just got through watching all the old Bob Newhart shows from the 70s. We laughed our fannies off. Great actors, great writing ...
Posted by: bluebell
________

I loved Rick Perry in the role as Elliot Carlin.

Posted by: Furious George at April 27, 2016 05:33 PM (3GAnN)

109 It's weird. A demented, retarded nutball like Reagan can win the cold war and create a great economy while an off the charts super genius like Obozo loses a war already won in Iraq and destroys the economy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 05:33 PM (Nwg0u)

110 97 Or if you want a particularly odious President to do a biopic on, how about Woodrow Wilson?

Bigoted, elitist, fascist, duplicitous, unscrupulous....

Then again, Glenn Beck has spent a lot of time on old WW.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 27, 2016 05:31 PM (hqZPQ)

There was an MGM biopic in the late 40s. I want to say Leon Ames (the father from "Meet Me In St. Louis") played WW.

Lemme check . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:33 PM (p4UlV)

111 Love that show. But Jeeves is a lefty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:31 PM (p4UlV)
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You mean Stephen Fry?

Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2016 05:33 PM (2WwbN)

112 Wow. Will Ferrell has become as unfunny as me...

Posted by: Chevy Chase at April 27, 2016 05:33 PM (12kBq)

113 When did Reagan's Alzheimers really take off? I thought it was not until the 1990's?

Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 05:27 PM (zuTLp)

My researchers tell me that Reagan was born with Alzheimers. Anyone who tells you differently just isn't lookin' out for the folks.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at April 27, 2016 05:33 PM (nFdGS)

114 Will Ferrell. Pineapple. Sideways.
Some assembly required.

Posted by: @votermom at April 27, 2016 05:34 PM (nbrY/)

115 Anchor Man sucked monkey testicles.

Yeah my friends all thought I was weird because I thought that film was not funny at all, just very childish and unpleasant.

These were the guys that thought a stop motion cartoon of He-Man characters having anal sex was hilarious too, though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:34 PM (39g3+)

116 109
It's weird. A demented, retarded nutball like Reagan can win the cold
war and create a great economy while an off the charts super genius like
Obozo loses a war already won in Iraq and destroys the economy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 05:33 PM (Nwg0u)

Well, that right there is thread winner material.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 05:34 PM (FsuaD)

117 109
It's weird. A demented, retarded nutball like Reagan can win the cold
war and create a great economy while an off the charts super genius like
Obozo loses a war already won in Iraq and destroys the economy.

You're forgetting all the racial healing.

Posted by: pep at April 27, 2016 05:34 PM (LAe3v)

118 They both served during Billy Jeff's presidency.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I bet that they could write quite a script of those days! No embellishments needed.

Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2016 05:34 PM (oiNtH)

119 You know, I love the "Bourne" movies, but from all accounts Damon is a raging Left Loon, so I doubt I'd want to be anywhere near the guy.

Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 05:34 PM (zuTLp)

120 I loved Rick Perry in the role as Elliot Carlin.
Posted by: Furious George at April 27, 2016 05:33 PM (3GAnN)
-------------------

When I was a kid and saw the show, I thought Carlin was funny. As an adult though, I think that character is hilarious.

Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2016 05:35 PM (2WwbN)

121 111 You mean Stephen Fry?
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2016 05:33 PM (2WwbN)

Yes.

AND . . . Alexander Knox starred in "Wilson." I stand corrected.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:35 PM (p4UlV)

122 More cowbell. Less Ferrell.

Posted by: Christopher Walken at April 27, 2016 05:36 PM (H9MG5)

123 The movie won't make any money, but that's not the point -- it's meant to be leftist propaganda: it will run on cable endlessly and be the only image of Reagan presented to young people by the media, and public school educators won't rebut.

Posted by: Bud Norton at April 27, 2016 05:36 PM (6cOMd)

124 "Yeah my friends all thought I was weird because I thought that film was not funny at all, just very childish and unpleasant. "

Loved "Stepbrothers" but I never really got "Anchorman."

"Talledega..." had some moments. Never have seen "Elf."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 05:36 PM (LA7Cm)

125 Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at April 27, 2016 05:33 PM (nFdGS)
Speaking of narcissistic, amoral attention whores...

Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 05:36 PM (zuTLp)

126

Will Ferrell? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Rosebud at April 27, 2016 05:36 PM (qul7b)

127 Terry Pratchett died of a form of Alzheimer's that strikes at a younger age than typical and with greater speed. Yet in the time between his diagnosis and death he produced several novels, the worst of which was far more enjoyable than most of what comes from writers in perfect health and half his age. He said he could feel his faculties failing but he started out so much better than average.

To believe Reagan was severely impaired in office requires one to also subscribe to the 'amiable dunce' label that was plainly wrong.

Posted by: Epobirs at April 27, 2016 05:36 PM (IdCqF)

128 They're also making a third Clarence Thomas Anita hill film so we have that to look forward to as well.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 27, 2016 05:37 PM (3MZBD)

129 Hillary destroying our entire Western Civilization will be, in retrospect, a mine of comedy gold.

Posted by: Jack at April 27, 2016 05:37 PM (/haNQ)

130 123 The movie won't make any money, but that's not the point -- it's meant to be leftist propaganda: it will run on cable endlessly and be the only image of Reagan presented to young people by the media, and public school educators won't rebut.
Posted by: Bud Norton at April 27, 2016 05:36 PM (6cOMd)

Turn off your TVs, take your kids out of school.

While you still have the right to do so.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:38 PM (p4UlV)

131 They're also making a third Clarence Thomas Anita hill film so we have that to look forward to as well.

I hope Long Dong Silver III is better than II. That guy was just phoning it in.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at April 27, 2016 05:38 PM (evdj2)

132 119 You know, I love the "Bourne" movies, but from all accounts Damon is a raging Left Loon, so I doubt I'd want to be anywhere near the guy.
Posted by: kraken at April 27, 2016 05:34 PM (zuTLp)

=============
He's a red diaper baby.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 05:39 PM (iQIUe)

133 To believe Reagan was severely impaired in office requires one to also
subscribe to the 'amiable dunce' label that was plainly wrong.

The really amusing thing is that that description came from Clark Clifford, who was widely praised by media as one of the wise old men of Washington. I listened to him from time to time. He was a pedestrian, pretentious ass.

Posted by: pep at April 27, 2016 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

134 128 They're also making a third Clarence Thomas Anita hill film so we have that to look forward to as well.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 27, 2016 05:37 PM (3MZBD)

I live very close to the Angelica Theatre in SoHo and Michael S'Moores latest agit-prop "Where To Invade Next" lingered there for weeks, even when it was obvious that no one - NO ONE - went to see it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:39 PM (p4UlV)

135 Marisa Tomei is also a red diaper baby.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 05:39 PM (iQIUe)

136 Because I didn't dislike Will Ferrell enough already...

What an untalented annoying prick...

-
I'd vote for Hillary if she'd promise a 99% annoying prick tax.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 05:39 PM (Nwg0u)

137 Loved him as a zany actor back in the day.

These days? He only goes for the applause. Laugh lines are long gone. Another Jon Stewart.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 05:40 PM (+CKpi)

138 Question - when this movie comes out, will it already be in the $3 bin at Walmart?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 27, 2016 05:40 PM (ppaKI)

139 @127 Wow, you touched a nerve with that replay of the "amiable dunce" line. I remember how oh-so clever it was of Clark Clifford to describe Reagan that way.

Yeah, and at that exact same time Democratic Party "wise man" Clark Clifford was serving as a director of a federally insured bank and he didn't even know who the f***ing owner was. "Amiable dunce" my ass.

Posted by: Furious George at April 27, 2016 05:40 PM (3GAnN)

140 Marisa Tomei is also a red diaper baby.

In some cases, forgiveness is an option.

Posted by: pep at April 27, 2016 05:40 PM (LAe3v)

141 Speaking of films -- this comment I made at the end of a previous dead thread got willowed, so I repost it here:

-----

Ace's "Flair" reference (at the end of the post) reminded me of something about the film "Office Space" which has bothered me for years:

The film goes along, being funny funny funny, ha ha ha, for the entire time, up until the very last scene in the movie which was so wrongheadedly and ruinously scripted that it just about undoes and ruins everything that comes before it.

Throughout the film, there is a "side character" -- the mumbling fat guy who keep getting his stapler stolen and his office desk demoted to worse and worse locations -- who is in reality not a side character at all but instead the main character that most viewers identify with. That's one of the clever structural things about the film -- the guy whom the writers present as the lead character (the guy who screws Jennifer Aniiston) is actually a side character, even though we see things from his vantage point. But he is just our "fantasy self." Our real self is the mumbling fat guy who is endlessly wronged and yet never has the gumption to do anything about it.

As the result, it is crucial to the film's narrative that the fat guy be an extremely sympathetic character, because he is the true "everyman" that the film is about.

So anyway, fast forward to the final scene where the fat guy, having burned down the office and stolen all the money, is lounging on the tropical beach, he inexplicably and totally out-of-character suddenly starts acting like a total asshole to the Hispanic waitstaff, bossing them around and making unreasonable entitled demands.

As a result, the viewer thinks when seeing the final scene that the fat guy really was an asshole all along, and thus deserved his mistreatment.

But this message undermines the entire film, which is based around viewers identifying with the unfairly mistreated ignored fat everyman.

Anyway, if you ever watch the film again, TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE FINAL SCENE, and you'll see how much more satisfying the whole film is.

I rank this as one of the worst last scenes in cinematic history.

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 05:40 PM (jBuUi)

142 Never go full retard

Posted by: egh3 at April 27, 2016 05:40 PM (TZ6RV)

143 135 Marisa Tomei is also a red diaper baby.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 05:39 PM (iQIUe)

Disappointing, to say the least. She attended my junior high, albeit 4 years after I did.

Oh well, she still is one hot Syrian chick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:40 PM (p4UlV)

144

I wouldn't mind seeing Marisa Tomei in diapers. Don't care what color.

Posted by: Charlie Rosebud at April 27, 2016 05:41 PM (qul7b)

145 What does it say about the low IQ democrat presidents that they think a demented Reagan defeated communism and brought forth the greatest economic expansion known?

Says to me those democrats that think they are smart are stupid and self deluded. But hey that's just me.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican, Now Reregistered to VOTE TRUMP in California at April 27, 2016 05:41 PM (AhyHb)

146 I had a history professor in college. Eisenhower historian. A liberal, but a reasonable guy, who subscribed to the advice that a biographer should be a conscientious critic of his subject.

I remember him describing once - this was the early 90s - how much resistance there was to the idea that Ike's mild-mannered public persona was more or less a sham, that he was one very smart, very tough hombre and very much in charge of his administration, making the key decisions and letting his subordinates execute.

"Because if that turns out to be true of one nice but not-very-bright old man - gosh, is there any other president it might apply to?"

Nah. Much more comforting to dismiss Reagan. Senile all along, right?

Posted by: JPS at April 27, 2016 05:41 PM (AVpph)

147 They're also making a third Clarence Thomas Anita hill film so we have that to look forward to as well.
Posted by: Kreplach

The left loves kicking that dead canard.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 05:42 PM (+CKpi)

148 They both served during Billy Jeff's presidency.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 05:32 PM (FsuaD)
---------------

Ooh, I bet they have stories. A friend who lived up the street from me had a brother-in-law who was a White House chef. He said he knew something was up right before the Lewinsky stuff broke because he would cook all day and then Hillary would want nothing but soup for dinner.

Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2016 05:42 PM (2WwbN)

149
If he doesn't have Reagan in a homo-orgy, Hollywood will be disappointed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2016 05:42 PM (ODxAs)

150 Marisa Tomei is also a red diaper baby.

As long as she doesn't talk, she's all fine.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:42 PM (39g3+)

151 There just isn't enough cowbell to make me watch this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2016 05:42 PM (bzd8I)

152 146 Posted by: JPS at April 27, 2016 05:41 PM (AVpph)

Ferrell attempting to be a "conscientious critic" of Reagan would be akin to Hitler being the same to the Jews.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:43 PM (p4UlV)

153 If he doesn't have Reagan in a homo-orgy, Hollywood will be disappointed

Nancy rode him like a horse wearing fetish gear.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at April 27, 2016 05:43 PM (evdj2)

154 149
If he doesn't have Reagan in a homo-orgy, Hollywood will be disappointed.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2016 05:42 PM (ODxAs)

He'll portray anal sex with Bonzo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:43 PM (p4UlV)

155 I remember him describing once - this was the early 90s - how much
resistance there was to the idea that Ike's mild-mannered public persona
was more or less a sham, that he was one very smart, very tough hombre
and very much in charge of his administration, making the key decisions
and letting his subordinates execute.

Ike was canny indeed. He said explicitly that other non-presidential people should be out front taking the heat (and the credit), while he worked in the background. That's what you get from someone who is truly accomplished and whose ego doesn't need constant validation.

Posted by: pep at April 27, 2016 05:44 PM (LAe3v)

156 Just wait until the Barak Obama movies come out.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 05:44 PM (8BJMp)

157
Who owns the rights to that Clinton movie showing his responsibility in 9.11?

Did that ever make it to the screen or is it still in the box?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2016 05:44 PM (ODxAs)

158 Will Farrell - the Chevy Chase of the new millennium. All of 1% of the population thinks he's funny but it's the 1% that decides who gets to make movies.

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius' Underpants at April 27, 2016 05:44 PM (nUqBH)

159 I don't like Cringe Humor from any source. An annoying actor playing a dementia addled Reagan sure isn't getting my cash unless Reagan utterly destroys Beirut and Tehran for vengeance. That I might buy. Yes, I still care about those Marines.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 27, 2016 05:44 PM (9Qbfa)

160 Oh well, she still is one hot Syrian chick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:40 PM (p4UlV)

Her Italian parents would be surprised by that news.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 05:45 PM (Zu3d9)

161 >>>What does it say about the low IQ democrat presidents that they think a
demented Reagan defeated communism and brought forth the greatest
economic expansion known?<<<

It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.

Posted by: some Alzheimer's afflicted amiable dunce at April 27, 2016 05:45 PM (H9MG5)

162 Nah. Much more comforting to dismiss Reagan. Senile all along, right?
Posted by: JPS

Yep, and the Soviet form of communism wasn't the pure form of communism our current elite want to shove- good and hard- down our throats.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 05:45 PM (+CKpi)

163 Speaking of movies, how is When Barry Met Mooch doing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 05:45 PM (Nwg0u)

164 As the years roll on I see Ferrell more like his character in Wedding Crashers. Once considered cool, and now annoying and kind of sad.

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2016 05:45 PM (yqvys)

165 156
Just wait until the Barak Obama movies come out.

How exactly would you film a being of pure light?

Posted by: pep at April 27, 2016 05:46 PM (LAe3v)

166 I've written this before but I hate him, can't stand watching any movie he has ever made.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 05:46 PM (8BJMp)

167 Chevy Chase was dead hilarious in Caddyshack and passable on SNL, and built an entire decades of career on this small beginning and a series of lousy parts.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:46 PM (39g3+)

168 >>>Just wait until the Barak Obama movies come out.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 05:44 PM (8BJMp)<<<
Who can we get to play his composite girlfriend?!

Posted by: Hollyweird casting director at April 27, 2016 05:47 PM (H9MG5)

169 Sometimes I like to imagine this is the career path that Belushi would have taken. Makes it easier to accept his early death.

Posted by: wooga at April 27, 2016 05:47 PM (g4eNE)

170 It's weird. A demented, retarded nutball like Reagan can win the cold war and create a great economy while an off the charts super genius like Obozo loses a war already won in Iraq and destroys the economy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 05:33 PM (Nwg0u)

It's why even after 20+ years the Left still hates Reagan and feels they have to destroy him or, at least, the memory of him.

Reagan, in the real world and in real time, proved that every single fucking retarded thing that the Leftards believe is wrong.

Not a matter of opinion. Wrong.

That's why after Obama was elected various retards in his administration were going around bragging that Obama would be the Anti-Reagan...

and they were right!

Where Reagan soared, Obama crashed and burned.

Failed at the economy. Failed with Obamacare. Failed with "green" energy. Failed with the military. Failed with foreign policy. Etc. Etc.

in reality and in real time.

You'd think progtards would get a clue after that, but-

Nope.

They ~~double~~ triple down on stupid and try to tear down Reagan's legacy.

Fuck those people.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2016 05:47 PM (0cMkb)

171 In the list of lost opportunities back when Republicans held both houses of congress and the Presidency, surely the failure to reduce copyright protection to five years must count as one of our greatest regrets.

I wonder if states that are being boycotted by Hollywood could return the favor by becoming sanctuary states against enforcement of copyright laws. Why should it just be immigration laws that people get to opt out of?

Posted by: obnoxious ahole at April 27, 2016 05:47 PM (MpvuV)

172 "Who can we get to play his composite girlfriend?!"

Ellen Degenerate

Posted by: Charlie Rosebud at April 27, 2016 05:48 PM (qul7b)

173 How exactly would you film a being of pure light?

Posted by: pep at April 27, 2016 05:46 PM (LAe3v)

By making Morgan Freeman the star?

Posted by: George Burns, spinning in his grave with a stogie and a scotch at April 27, 2016 05:48 PM (GUBah)

174 149
If he doesn't have Reagan in a homo-orgy, Hollywood will be disappointed.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Back in the '80s someone discovered a bunch of studio publicity B&W stills showing three Hollywood "hunks" -- Ronald Reagan, Tony Curtis and Rock Hudson -- wearing towels in a sauna or steamroom.

It was plainly obvious that they were on a set, not in an actual steamroom, and also that they were posing for the studio's public relations photographer -- a photo to "leak" to Hedda Hopper or some gossip columnist or whatever.

But -- gasp!!! -- it showed Reagan half- naked with Rock Hudson in a gay setting! So the leftist press at the time vigorously pushed the narrative that Reagan was secretly gay. Not that the lefties were against homos, no sir, but rather (the eternal leftist strategy) that they though that conservatives would abandon Reagan if they larned that he was homosexual.

Absurd propaganda, needless to say, but the struggle (to brainwash the public with Big Lies) is unceasing.

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 05:48 PM (jBuUi)

175 No, Barry, it's not "Old Timer's Disease." It's "Alzheimer's Disease."

* listens *

Reagan was president back in the 1980s.

* listens *

Yes, that was a long time ago. Look, why don't you go see what's on TV?

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at April 27, 2016 05:49 PM (3GAnN)

176 I just got home from the sub shop. I opened my sub and the sub maker used mustard to write "Ugly middle aged doofus" on it which isn't true cuz I'm way past middle age.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2016 05:49 PM (kTF2Z)

177 By making Morgan Freeman the star?

No, Denzel Washington with a voiceover by Morgan Freeman!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:49 PM (39g3+)

178 163
Speaking of movies, how is When Barry Met Mooch doing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 05:45 PM (Nwg0u)

"When Barry Met His Beard"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 05:49 PM (FsuaD)

179 Just wait until the Barak Obama movies come out.

That SNL guy described Obama as impossible to mock, since he was a sheer black monolith, impossible to grab.

Oh shit, Obama is the monolith from 2001. With fig smashing apes.

Posted by: wooga at April 27, 2016 05:49 PM (g4eNE)

180 I rank this as one of the worst last scenes in cinematic history.
Posted by: zombie

If Ace ever retires, we've got a new movie critic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 05:49 PM (Nwg0u)

181 >>>Just wait until the Barak Obama movies come out.

I said the same thing about the Clinton movies, but I didn't reckon on the Hollywood-Democratic Industrial Complex successfully muzzling that effort. Unless the movie about O isn't a hagiography, it ain't getting made.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 27, 2016 05:49 PM (ppaKI)

182 re: 174:

The old B&W photos were from the 1950s, if that wasn't already clear from the context.

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 05:49 PM (jBuUi)

183 Her Italian parents would be surprised by that news.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 05:45 PM (Zu3d9)

Really?! I could have sworn she was SY, at least in part. Her name is Toameh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:50 PM (p4UlV)

184 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiK2McH4yOI

Diamond and Silk celebrate Trump train!

presumptive nominee!!

chochooocchooochooo

Posted by: PresidentPaul! at April 27, 2016 05:50 PM (Kv7ul)

185
The Barack Obama movie comes out before or after the subject?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:51 PM (p4UlV)

186 "Chevy Chase was dead hilarious in Caddyshack "

He had some moments. "Vacation" and "The Three Amigos" as well.

Now, he became an old, bitter asshole but.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 05:51 PM (LA7Cm)

187 I can't see how this movie can be anything but a stinking turd of a flop. The only people interested in watching it would be Hillary supporters. Millennials don't know enough about Reagan to understand the so-called comedy. Conservatives won't waste their money. But as Ace said, Hollywood leftists can't restrain themselves from opening their pieholes about politics.

Posted by: fly gal at April 27, 2016 05:51 PM (8TdcF)

188 As the years roll on I see Ferrell more like his character in Wedding Crashers. Once considered cool, and now annoying and kind of sad.
Posted by: JT

In that movie, his character had even moved on to crashing funerals because he couldn't hang with the wedding crowd anymore.

Now his movies are crashing funerals.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 05:51 PM (+CKpi)

189 Her name is Toameh.

She's not a tumah!!!

Posted by: Arnold S. at April 27, 2016 05:52 PM (0cMkb)

190 Some Hollywood pron producer would make a fortune with a "Bathhouse Barry" pron. Bet on it.

Now, who would play Barry, Reggie, and Ballerina Boy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 05:52 PM (FsuaD)

191 >>>Just wait until the Barak Obama movies come out.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 05:44 PM (8BJMp)
Who can we get to play his composite girlfriend?!

Posted by: Hollyweird casting director at April 27, 2016 05:47 PM (H9MG5)

If you're willing to do the shoot in Canada, I'll be available.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 27, 2016 05:52 PM (nFdGS)

192 So it's like a whole movie based on SNL skits of Reagan?

How original.

Posted by: Socratease at April 27, 2016 05:53 PM (FqHs5)

193 Yeah this is not a movie that's going to be shown anywhere but art houses, and will probably not even break even. But its art and shows Farrelly is a serious actor, like Jim Carrey!

You never saw Groucho Marx pretending he had to do Citizen Kane to be taken seriously. He was a comedian that had fun doing comedy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:54 PM (39g3+)

194 My father was a senior member of Reagan's Secret Service detail. He told me a story that the first time he met Reagan was in 1968 when Reagan was governor of California and my father was a fairly junior Secret Service agent. The next time he met Reagan was 13 years later when he became President. According to my father, Reagan actually remembered their first meeting and chatted about it in amazing detail. So I think I'll take my father's word on Reagan's memory.--------Eric

My father also spent some time guarding Reagan. He said the same thing. Reagan had a sharp mind and remembered the agents names, if they were married, and even the names of their kids. The only ones pushing the dementia angle is his mentally unstable son and other leftists.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 27, 2016 05:54 PM (m3iiU)

195 What does it say about Democrats that a man supposedly suffering from Alzeheimers beat them with a 49 state land slide?

Think what a younger Reagan could have accomplished.

Posted by: Bullpup at April 27, 2016 05:55 PM (sDOgQ)

196 Obama hands the world a nuclear-armed Iran but it's Reagan who was demented.

This country is doomed. Doomed, I tells ye.

Posted by: James Felix at April 27, 2016 05:55 PM (x7byD)

197
Now, who would play Barry, Reggie, and Ballerina Boy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 05:52 PM (FsuaD)

"Starring as Themselves"
No doubt Michael Moore will direct, so there'd be some "artistic license" with multiple buffets involved.

Posted by: George Burns, spinning in his grave with a stogie and a scotch at April 27, 2016 05:55 PM (GUBah)

198 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2016 05:50 PM (p4UlV)

IMDB and Wiki agree that she is 100% Italian, but I got distracted by her tits and stopped looking for verification.

Sorry.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2016 05:55 PM (Zu3d9)

199 As long as they aren't crapping on the memory of Ronald Raven. 'Cause then I might have to choke a bitch.

Posted by: [ . ]-[ . ]--, at April 27, 2016 05:55 PM (H9MG5)

200 Young professional I work with (c. 27) was asking me about the "Reagan mystique," as all he's heard is the re-written modern liberal version. So I pulled up the electoral map of his '84 re-election. The RE-ELECTION, where normally dissatisfaction kicks in.

49 states and 60%, bitches.

Posted by: goatexchange at April 27, 2016 05:55 PM (Nd4YY)

201 @171

I believe all of the legislation over the years to extend copyright have been introduced by Republicans.

The GOP is a house of fucktarded imbeciles.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 27, 2016 05:55 PM (3MZBD)

202
No, it won't make money, but the job of Leftists in hollywood in the culture war is to never stop warring on the American Traditional Culture, even if their movies are crap. It is constant war.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2016 05:55 PM (ODxAs)

203 I don't get the burger King moonshine burger. Nobody drinks shine because of the delightful flavor. Why would you want a burger that tastes like rubbing alcohol?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 05:56 PM (39g3+)

204 . But its art and shows Farrelly is a serious actor, like Jim Carrey!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

Don't forget me!!!

Posted by: Will Smith in After Earth and Concussion at April 27, 2016 05:57 PM (+CKpi)

205 I watch a bit of BBC, and their hatred of thatcher is pretty stunning.

I guess all those small dick libs have vented their vitriol against Reagan and Thatcher for so long, and now the younger generation of idiots think they really were evil.

Stunning really. The two leaders who turned devastated economies into decades of prosperity while fighting the political winds, and instead of being honoured, they are ridiculed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 27, 2016 05:57 PM (LWu6U)

206 No doubt Michael Moore will direct, so there'd be some "artistic license" with multiple buffets involved.

They will all be classy dinners, followed by mild bondage.

Posted by: Michael Moore! at April 27, 2016 05:57 PM (39g3+)

207

ANYONE SEEN MY LITTLE GREEN FOOTBALL? IT WAS HERE A MINUTE AGO... I WAS ON A LADDER, PAINTING NAKED, AND FELL OFF AFTER I HEARD AL FRANKEN ON THE RADIO, TALKING ABOUT HIS PLAN TO STOP ANTI-MUSLIM VIOLENCE IN THE TWIN CITES. HE GAVE ME THE VAPORS! I CAN'T WAIT FOR PRESIDENT HILLARY TO MAKE HIM THE MUSLIM OUTREACH CZAR! ANYWAY, I FEEL KINDA BLOATED...

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE RECTAL FOREIGN BODY at April 27, 2016 05:58 PM (qul7b)

208 I'll bet ace or J. J. Sefton could write a killer script about Obama.

Immonna toss this idea out there: "Barack Obama: The Rev. Wright Years" (with a gay limo scene with the driver, who "mysteriously died").

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 05:58 PM (FsuaD)

209 " I don't get the burger King moonshine burger. "

Have you seen the one with the black bun. Not appetizing. They've got more gimmicks than a carnival side-show.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 05:58 PM (AbFmZ)

210
Even with dementia, conservatives are 100 x smarter than leftards.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 27, 2016 05:59 PM (iQIUe)

211 **creepily rising up from behind your monitor**

That's not us. (Carl's Jr.)

**creepily disappears again**

Posted by: The Burger King at April 27, 2016 05:59 PM (H9MG5)

212 I'm surprised they also don't portray Reagan as personally going to California and injecting all the homos with HIV.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2016 06:00 PM (0mRoj)

213 The Burger King looks like a pederast.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2016 06:00 PM (B48dK)

214 Still waiting for the Bill Clinton porno... or the JFK "Camelot" porno with Marylin Monroe being double-teamed by RFK and JFK while LBJ slaps some prostitute in the face with his schlong. Or how about some Jefferson/slave orgies?

Posted by: The Hat-chika-wa-wa at April 27, 2016 06:01 PM (vBeA5)

215 Anybody else have the main page go down for 15 or 20 minutes?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 27, 2016 06:01 PM (vvmPQ)

216 Your dad must have made a great impression on him.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2016 05:28 PM (2WwbN)

My dad did have a fascinating career. He served 7 presidents, from Kennedy to Bush 41. He got to see it all first hand inside the White House, from the Cuban Missile Crisis to Gulf War I. He realized one day that he was there when Kennedy said "Ich Bin ein Berliner" when the Berlin wall went up, and when Reagan said "Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall."

I have one of my dad's passports and it is COVERED in stamps. What's cool is to match the stamps with what they mean. Such as Nixon going to China, or Kissinger negotiating to end the Vietnam War. Things like that.

I didn't find out until after my dad had passed away, that our house had been illegally bugged back when Watergate was in full swing. My dad found the bugs but never knew who put them there. Freaky deaky.

Posted by: Eric at April 27, 2016 06:01 PM (JlJW4)

217 The Burger King looks like a pederast.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2016 06:00 PM (B48dK)

The Burger King is an elderly, one-eyed Senator from Nevada??

Posted by: Country Singer at April 27, 2016 06:01 PM (GUBah)

218 215 Anybody else have the main page go down for 15 or 20 minutes?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 27, 2016 06:01 PM (vvmPQ)

Yep.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2016 06:01 PM (0mRoj)

219 213
The Burger King looks like a pederast.

Hairy Reed must be moonlighting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:01 PM (FsuaD)

220 In that movie, his character had even moved on to crashing funerals because he couldn't hang with the wedding crowd anymore.

Now his movies are crashing funerals.
Posted by: AmeriDan
----------------
That is pretty pathetic, man.

Posted by: Arthur Fonzerelli at April 27, 2016 06:01 PM (AfOTL)

221 Think what a younger Reagan could have accomplished.

Posted by: Bullpup

Meh. He- and everyone- has to grow into who they become.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 06:01 PM (+CKpi)

222 212 I'm surprised they also don't portray Reagan as personally going to California and injecting all the homos with HIV.
Posted by: Insomniac

Wasn't Bedtime for Bonzo about an evil scientist who used a chimp in medical experiments to develop "fag cancer"? Yeah, that's how I remember it.

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 06:02 PM (jBuUi)

223 This site is taking forever to refresh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:02 PM (FsuaD)

224 193 Yeah this is not a movie that's going to be shown anywhere but art houses, and will probably not even break even. But its art and shows Farrelly is a serious actor, like Jim Carrey!

___

And on HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, Starz and Encore for the next 30 years. Plus it will be 5/5 stars on Netflix and Amazon Prime.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 06:02 PM (0LHZx)

225 #174

The photos were bad fakes that made no sense because Reagan was of an earlier generation and past his 'hunk' stage for PR purposes when Tony Curtis and Rock Hudson were rising stars.

Posted by: Epobirs at April 27, 2016 06:02 PM (IdCqF)

226 214--- Or how about some Jefferson/slave orgies?
Posted by: The Hat-chika-wa-wa at April 27, 2016 06:01 PM (vBeA5)
--------------
Oh, they'll be on that soon enough.
Because .....Founder. Liberty. Rights endowed by our Creator. And sundry other heresies.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2016 06:03 PM (T/5A0)

227 Will who?

Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2016 06:03 PM (sdi6R)

228 That is pretty pathetic, man.
Posted by: Arthur Fonzerelli

Heyyyyyy, don't make me jump your shark!

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 06:03 PM (+CKpi)

229 Eh, I get it. In Hollywood, once you make enough money, what else do you have left to feed your narcissism but to try to show your fellow narcissist thespians you care more than they do.

Plus, they tend to give these lame-brain chuckleheads Oscars after they become serious ACKTORRS.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2016 06:04 PM (TOk1P)

230 I liked John C. Reilly's rendition of Harper Valley PTA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 06:04 PM (k4M/B)

231 Still waiting for the Bill Clinton porno... or the
JFK "Camelot" porno with Marylin Monroe being double-teamed by RFK and
JFK while LBJ slaps some prostitute in the face with his schlong. Or
how about some Jefferson/slave orgies?

Posted by: The Hat-chika-wa-wa at April 27, 2016 06:01 PM (vBeA5)

And leave out the inspiration for Pedophile Island?
http://tinyurl.com/7w9s2cz

Posted by: Country Singer at April 27, 2016 06:05 PM (GUBah)

232 223
This site is taking forever to refresh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:02 PM (FsuaD)

If you have Fire Fox or Pale Moon you can get Noscript and ad block and the site will load a lot faster.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 27, 2016 06:05 PM (vvmPQ)

233 This site is taking forever to refresh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Refresh is fast on my phone.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 06:05 PM (+CKpi)

234 I'm not having any problems

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 06:06 PM (8BJMp)

235 I think maybe we've been underestimating Jerry Brown. What's wrong with California? Californians! So now his remark about signing the $15 minimum wage bill even though it didn't make sense is seen in a new light. The kind of sense it makes is that he's getting rid of Californians! The man is a genius, I tell you!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 06:07 PM (Nwg0u)

236 Oh yeah, that is Carl's with he moonshine burger.

Its Burger King with the faux grilled hot dog.

Seriously, according to someone working at burger King they only are on the grill long enough to get the marks then they heat them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:07 PM (39g3+)

237 The Burger King looks like a pederast.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2016 06:00 PM (B48dK)

The Burger King is an elderly, one-eyed Senator from Nevada??

Posted by: Country Singer at April 27, 2016 06:01 PM (GUBah)

Ex-wrasslin' coach/Speaker of the House, maybe.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2016 06:07 PM (TOk1P)

238 Why do people keep giving these a$$holes money?
I have no idea what I would do if I ever met one of these a$$oles, but I am sure I would need bail money.

Maybe we should start a bail fund?

Posted by: Paladin at April 27, 2016 06:07 PM (Wi6J5)

239
If you have Fire Fox or Pale Moon you can get Noscript and ad block and the site will load a lot faster.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 27, 2016 06:05 PM (vvmPQ)

I haven't had a single problem until tonight. It's getting better now. A while ago Wi-Fi was down (thanks, Comcast). Took about 20 minutes for it to come back up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:07 PM (FsuaD)

240 203 I don't get the burger King moonshine burger. Nobody drinks shine because of the delightful flavor.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
__________

Maybe it's because of where I grew up, but well-made moonshine has a great taste.

Posted by: Furious George at April 27, 2016 06:08 PM (3GAnN)

241 I just remembered, Ferrell recently (2012) starred in a movie where he was running for office. _The Campaign_. According to IMDB Ferrell is a Democrat senator and appears to be the antagonist.

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2016 06:09 PM (yqvys)

242 240 203 I don't get the burger King moonshine burger. Nobody drinks shine because of the delightful flavor.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
__________

Maybe it's because of where I grew up, but well-made moonshine has a great taste.
Posted by: Furious George at April 27, 2016 06:08 PM (3GAnN)

There's some commercial moonshine out there that's pretty tasty.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2016 06:09 PM (0mRoj)

243 In Hollywood, once you make enough money, what else do you have left to feed your narcissism but to try to show your fellow narcissist thespians you care more than they do.

-
Ahhhh, the DiCaprio gambit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 06:09 PM (Nwg0u)

244 Maybe it's because of where I grew up, but well-made moonshine has a great taste.

That's the other stuff, not the shine. Just the straight liquor tastes horrible, from what I've been told. By other people.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 27, 2016 06:11 PM (39g3+)

245 Anybody else have the main page go down for 15 or 20 minutes?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

I've been here about 30 minutes or more and have had no problems. On a cell phone.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 06:11 PM (+CKpi)

246 >>>I think maybe we've been underestimating Jerry
Brown. What's wrong with California? Californians! So now his remark
about signing the $15 minimum wage bill even though it didn't make sense
is seen in a new light. The kind of sense it makes is that he's getting
rid of Californians! The man is a genius, I tell you!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 06:07 PM (Nwg0u)<<<

The trouble with California is... it's full of Californians. If we can't get them out, we'll price them out!

Posted by: King Jerry Longshanks at April 27, 2016 06:11 PM (H9MG5)

247 who will play demented will ferrell in his final years as he succombs to cocaine abuse. or would that be a documentary?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 27, 2016 06:11 PM (ucDmr)

248 @242. The commercial stuff still can't beat the homemade stuff.

Posted by: Furious George at April 27, 2016 06:12 PM (3GAnN)

249 First Anchorman was funny.

Posted by: Max Power at April 27, 2016 06:13 PM (q177U)

250 i consider it a good thing that i barely know who Will is, and have no idea who his asshole buddy John is...

Hollyweird hates me, and i hate them right back. haven't gone to a movie since Gran Torino and almost never turn on the TV.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2016 06:13 PM (WhYLb)

251 I don't care if Reagan was perpetually strapped to a Quaalude enema, I'd take him over Bammy on his best day.

Posted by: Cumulonimbus at April 27, 2016 06:14 PM (bx5ka)

252 247 who will play demented will ferrell in his final years as he succombs to cocaine abuse. or would that be a documentary?
Posted by: chavez the hugo
-------------------
What's Corky from "Life Goes On" doing these days?

*yes, I denounce myself...

Posted by: Chi at April 27, 2016 06:14 PM (AfOTL)

253 "Hate, as a political strategy. Law, used to divide and conquer. Regulation used to punish. Elections used to cement dictatorship. Corruption bleeding out the lifeblood in drips, filling the buckets of a successive line of bureaucrats before they are destroyed, only to be replaced time and again."
----------------
That was actually about Venezuela but I read it as being about our new!!! improved!!! "fundamentally transformed" America.
*sigh*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2016 06:14 PM (T/5A0)

254 Wasn't Bedtime for Bonzo about an evil scientist who used a chimp in medical experiments to develop "fag cancer"? Yeah, that's how I remember it.

-
Fun for the entire family!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 06:15 PM (Nwg0u)

255 There will be a biopic about how "racist" the nation was toward Barry and Mooch. And how classy they both were, as they rose above it.

Count on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:15 PM (FsuaD)

256 Maybe it's because of where I grew up, but well-made moonshine has a great taste.
Posted by: Furious George at April 27, 2016 06:08 PM (3GAnN)

There's some commercial moonshine out there that's pretty tasty.
Posted by: Insomniac

St. George Spirits on the old Alameda Air Force base does all sorts of crazy moonshine experiments (which they don't sell to the public). At one point the head honcho there literally crammed old Christmas trees into the still and let them ferment, to create a sort of pine-flavored moonshine. Seriously. I had a sip.

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 06:16 PM (jBuUi)

257 the problem with #Failifornia is all the idiots, freaks and fascists who moved here from back east or other countries, and then immediately started making it just like back home...

every time some asshat from New Yak Shitty starts telling me how much better life is there than here, and how Lost Angels needs to be more like there, i tell them to GTFO and move back there...

the fuckers never do though.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2016 06:16 PM (WhYLb)

258 Ferrell always sucked. He was literally never funny.

"Oh look a six-foot-something guy pretending to be a kid." It's like Billy Madison for people who found Sandler too highbrow.

Success is not always brains or talent. It's often the inexplicable support of others who also lack both. See also, e.g., President Barack Obama.

Posted by: Blue State at April 27, 2016 06:16 PM (hDDgx)

259 And on HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, Starz and Encore for the next 30 years. Plus it will be 5/5 stars on Netflix and Amazon Prime.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo

Yes. It will also transform into a documentary, which Lib legal "scholars" will mine for qoutes, examples, etc.

Much like the Palin "quote" on how she can see Russia from "her house" is gospel truth.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 06:16 PM (+CKpi)

260
Hollyweird hates me, and i hate them right back. haven't gone to a movie since Gran Torino

Haven't set foot inside a theater since Star Trek II 1982

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 06:19 PM (k4M/B)

261 I found Will Ferrell painful to watch on SNL. There was usually a point where I found his skit funny, then it went on for another ten minutes past that.

That said, Talladega Nights had a couple of funny moments.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 27, 2016 06:20 PM (VAsIq)

262 In Hollywood, once you make enough money, what else
do you have left to feed your narcissism but to try to show your fellow
narcissist thespians you care more than they do.

-------------------

Ahhhh, the DiCaprio gambit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 06:09 PM (Nwg0u)

See also Penn, Sean.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2016 06:20 PM (TOk1P)

263 every time some asshat from New Yak Shitty starts
telling me how much better life is there than here, and how Lost Angels
needs to be more like there, i tell them to GTFO and move back there...

the fuckers never do though.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2016 06:16 PM (WhYLb)

Georgia and S. Carolina have been dealing with the same thing for years. And now N. Carolina is dealing with "half backs," yankees who have moved to FL and found it too hot, and are now settling in the mountain resort areas and telling everyone how backward they are.

I went to a women's group when we first moved here nearly 16 years ago. The majority of women were standing around dissing the local southern women, and laughing and mocking the locals.

I never went back. I have a lot of yankee friends, and they get as pissed off as I do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:20 PM (FsuaD)

264 >>Just the straight liquor tastes horrible, from what I've been told.

That's the stuff that comes from the rigs with lead solder and old car radiators.

Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2016 06:20 PM (c7vUv)

265 Quaalude enema
Posted by: Cumulonimbus

Mmm, quaalude enema...

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 06:20 PM (+CKpi)

266 There will be a biopic about how "racist" the nation was toward Barry and Mooch. And how classy they both were, as they rose above it.

Count on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

There won't be enough people who survive the Burning Times to make such a film.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 27, 2016 06:21 PM (VAsIq)

267 Haven't set foot inside a theater since Star Trek II 1982

Apollo 13. Don't remember the year.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 06:21 PM (YFFpo)

268 Will Ferrell's best role was in Tropic Thunder.

Posted by: fluffy at April 27, 2016 06:22 PM (2hcmo)

269 That said, Talladega Nights had a couple of funny moments.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson

Loved when he had the multiple roll over crash and the network went to a commercial break, and he was still rolling when they resumed broadcast of the race.

Good stuff.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 06:23 PM (+CKpi)

270 I found Will Ferrell painful to watch on SNL. There
was usually a point where I found his skit funny, then it went on for
another ten minutes past that.

That said, Talladega Nights had a couple of funny moments.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 27, 2016 06:20 PM (VAsIq)

There was once a time when I thought I was required to watch SNL. Then he started doing that cheerleader skit with the little actress who was also occasionally funny.

That cheerleader skit they put on week after week after week after week, the same joke over and over and over and over again.

That's what actually cured me of thinking I HAD to watch SNL.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2016 06:23 PM (TOk1P)

271 Mmm, quaalude enema...
Posted by: AmeriDan

Just squeeze a pizza in there somewhere and maybe a nurse in an SS uniform and you've got it made.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 06:24 PM (Nwg0u)

272 Prayers, please, for my lib sister's little rescue Jack Russell who apparently was bitten by a non-venomous snake. She waited FIVE DAYS to get it to the vet, and they drained blood out of its cheek today. It's sick and not doing well.

Anyhow, sister has been texting me non-stop since yesterday afternoon. I guess I'll need to send the Bernie/Hillary-loving lib a check to help her save her poor dog.

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:24 PM (FsuaD)

273 You know what people love? Having a joke be repeated so long that it no longer resembles funny.

Posted by: Will Ferrell at April 27, 2016 06:25 PM (VAsIq)

274 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2016 06:20 PM (FsuaD)

I always just quote the late, great Lewis Grizzard to them:

"Delta's ready when you are!"

I also like giving them his advice on what to if Atlanta gets nuked:

"Everybody on the north side get on I-75 North and keep going. Everybody on the south side get on I-75 South and keep going. Yankees get on I-285 and keep going."

Posted by: Country Singer at April 27, 2016 06:26 PM (GUBah)

275 You know what people love? Having a joke be repeated so long that it no longer resembles funny.

Posted by: Ammy Schummer at April 27, 2016 06:26 PM (VAsIq)

276 You know what people love? Having a joke be repeated so long that it no longer resembles funny.

Posted by: Will Ferrell at April 27, 2016 06:25 PM (VAsIq)
Ya know what I like, Will? When karma comes right up to people and bites them in the ass.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 27, 2016 06:26 PM (YFFpo)

277 I think maybe we've been underestimating Jerry Brown. What's wrong with California? Californians! So now his remark about signing the $15 minimum wage bill even though it didn't make sense is seen in a new light. The kind of sense it makes is that he's getting rid of Californians! The man is a genius, I tell you!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 06:07 PM (Nwg0u)

The problem is ... where do displaced Californians go?

Californication.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 06:27 PM (uURQL)

278 277
The problem is ... where do displaced Californians go?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 06:27 PM (uURQL)

Hello there!

Posted by: Colorado at April 27, 2016 06:29 PM (sdi6R)

279

Will Farrell: first case of Zika induced prenatal brain damage in the US...

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at April 27, 2016 06:29 PM (qul7b)

280 Ya know what I like, Will? When karma comes right up to people and bites them in the ass.

Posted by: tu3031

Is Karma the new page boy? I love that!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 27, 2016 06:29 PM (VAsIq)

281 Do not tell me The Ron's and Nancy didn't know how to party like it was 1976!!

Posted by: Cumulonimbus at April 27, 2016 06:29 PM (bx5ka)

282 Here's some good news. Chaka Chaka Woo Woo Fattah lost his primary yesterday.

Hello mother.
Hello Fattah.
We are waiting
In Alcatraz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 27, 2016 06:30 PM (Nwg0u)

283 Grammar nood.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 27, 2016 06:30 PM (uURQL)

284 So I finally managed to schedule some time to go see Deadpool on Saturday after work. I've been looking forward to it for a while.

AMC cancelled the screening I was going to go to and instead showed Purple Rain.

Screw you, Prince!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 27, 2016 06:31 PM (VAsIq)

285 Is Karma the new page boy? I love that!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 27, 2016 06:29 PM (VAsIq)

Nah, Karma is just the nickname they gave me in the broadcast booth.

Posted by: Marv Albert at April 27, 2016 06:31 PM (GUBah)

286 156 Just wait until the Barak Obama movies come out.
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2016 05:44 PM (8BJMp)

____

Ugh. Not another Jesus movie.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 27, 2016 06:34 PM (0LHZx)

287 As a result, the viewer thinks when seeing the final scene that the fat guy really was an asshole all along, and thus deserved his mistreatment.

But this message undermines the entire film, which is based around viewers identifying with the unfairly mistreated ignored fat everyman.

Anyway, if you ever watch the film again, TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE FINAL SCENE, and you'll see how much more satisfying the whole film is.

I rank this as one of the worst last scenes in cinematic history.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2016 05:40 PM (jBuUi)

Watch Idiocracy, if you haven't already. Mike Judge does not have a very high opinion of the "everyman."

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at April 27, 2016 06:41 PM (F6RKd)

288 Just squeeze a pizza in there somewhere and maybe a nurse in an SS uniform and you've got it made.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

So basically... my normal weekend.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 27, 2016 06:54 PM (+CKpi)

289 I'm so sick of this. F*ck you Hollywood and F*ck your mother. These left-wing celebrities are the worst.

Posted by: Cory at April 27, 2016 07:07 PM (zPlZu)

290 Oh, Ferrell is also working on a movie with John C. Reilly where they
will play, assumedly, misguided nativists who go on their own down the
border to protect it.

So, Will's down to ripping off South Park episodes now.

Wow.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 27, 2016 07:25 PM (PMGbu)

291 Golly, why am I not surprised.

We will not watch any movie with Ferrell in it .... which works quite the hardship on Mrs Eez because she loves "Elf".

God damn them all.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2016 07:31 PM (gUoN4)

292 Will Ferrell was funny back when my cell phone was the size of a loaf of Wonder Bread.

Posted by: CrustyB at April 27, 2016 08:04 PM (Hnglq)

293 How original. I'm sure no one has ever goofed on Reagan.
Leftwinger "cutting edge" humor.

Posted by: Mimzey at April 27, 2016 08:06 PM (aRUb8)

294 I've always enjoyed Ferrell's movies in the past, but I'm getting the impression that I won't be missing much if I start avoiding them from here on out.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at April 27, 2016 08:49 PM (0OG8D)

295 Ferrell's honing his chops for a chance at that coveted Robert Redford Award.

Posted by: Corona at April 27, 2016 09:07 PM (ragzU)

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