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Desperate Blogger Posts Story He Doesn't Think You Care About Because He Can't Find Anything Else: the Megyn/Trump Interview
I honestly cannot find anything I care about today.
But the rules say I have to crap one of these pieces of crap out of my craphole every hour. The special event I don't care about will occur May 17. Open thread, obviously. Oh, I guess this is an amusing Trump story: Trump's happy that loud, obnoxious celebrities (besides him) will leave the country if he's elected president. Admittedly, that's a selling point.In a phone interview with Fox News on Tuesday morning, host Brian Kilmeade mentioned that O'Donnell, a sometime nemesis of Trump, was on a growing list of celebrities who have said that they would leave the country if he won the White House. "We'll get rid of Rosie?" Trump said. "Oh, I love it." ... Another Fox host, Steve Doocy, listed other celebrities who have said that they would leave the country if Trump was elected, including comedian Jon Stewart and "The View" host Whoopi Goldberg. "Now, I have to get elected," Trump said, "because I'll be doing a great service to our country. I have to. Now, it's much more important. In fact, I'll immediately get off this call and start campaigning right now."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ace's Pants at April 26, 2016 03:19 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2016 03:19 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Hiilary Felon Clinton at April 26, 2016 03:20 PM (22uju)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at April 26, 2016 03:21 PM (tM4uk)
Posted by: Joey Biden at April 26, 2016 03:21 PM (22uju)
Posted by: La Frontera at April 26, 2016 03:21 PM (V4RoG)
Posted by: Billy Jeff at April 26, 2016 03:21 PM (22uju)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2016 03:22 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Unfettered Power at April 26, 2016 03:22 PM (mcm0N)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boudreaux's_Butt_Paste
Posted by: just wait, you won't believe what happens next at April 26, 2016 03:23 PM (IQI2h)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at April 26, 2016 03:23 PM (ePcUK)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 26, 2016 03:23 PM (BDZWU)
Who invented these rules about how often you have to post anyway? :^).
I'm officially tired of Donald Trump's theatrics and it's not even May.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 03:23 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 26, 2016 03:23 PM (F1ndw)
Posted by: Skip who voted for the Lion Ted at April 26, 2016 03:24 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 26, 2016 03:24 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: The SideBar Muse at April 26, 2016 03:24 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:24 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 26, 2016 03:26 PM (3JA/M)
Posted by: Skip who voted for the Lion Ted at April 26, 2016 03:26 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2016 03:22 PM (1xUj/)
It's a pretty safe bet she had to blow him at the private meeting.
Now, she gets an interview.
Seems fair.
Posted by: jwest at April 26, 2016 03:26 PM (Zs4uk)
Trudeau heard that and is now hiding under his desk.
Posted by: @votermom's phone at April 26, 2016 03:26 PM (yfBjX)
Posted by: Pyrocles at April 26, 2016 03:27 PM (fVOPU)
Who invented these rules about how often you have to post anyway? :^).
I'm officially tired of Donald Trump's theatrics and it's not even May.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 03:23 PM (w4NZ
It's a 5 post minimum, Fen, going up to 7 if it's a national holiday. Honestly, haven't you read the AoS Guidebook? Sheesh...
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:27 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 26, 2016 03:23 PM (BDZWU)
Yeah, but forget How It Always Works, don't you know This Time It Will Be Different!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2016 03:27 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Michelle Fields (no not that Michelle Fields) at April 26, 2016 03:27 PM (FMZoz)
Posted by: JEM at April 26, 2016 03:27 PM (o+SC1)
"A coroner says seven of the eight victims in killings targeting a southern Ohio family were shot multiple times, and one had nine gunshot wounds."
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 03:27 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 26, 2016 03:27 PM (/pOl7)
Posted by: HH at April 26, 2016 03:28 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: DaveA at April 26, 2016 03:28 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: nckate at April 26, 2016 03:28 PM (O46jc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2016 03:28 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 26, 2016 03:28 PM (KDSom)
Now, she gets an interview.
Seems fair.
Posted by: jwest
*considers ad hominem policy*
I think I'm safe.
That's vile and I don't like you.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2016 03:29 PM (1xUj/)
Ace, do like the RNC. Change the rules.
(Ducking & running)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 03:29 PM (D4SfS)
Posted by: Skip who voted for the Lion Ted at April 26, 2016 03:29 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 26, 2016 03:29 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at April 26, 2016 03:29 PM (yfBjX)
Trump is a rich target for criticism. Here's what worries me:
Road to Cleveland. Trump needs to pivot to looking "Presidential" as soon as he can, if he's capable.
Spending in the general. Trump is cheap. He'll need to raise money like Bernie has, and hit up a few billionaire friends. Will he? Hillary will raise a ton of money with her own #neverTrump. Can Trump make peace with the RNC to get money?
MSM. May forget the ratings and deny him oxygen in the general, and slant their coverage. Hillary may only agree to one debate not three because Trump is a sexist pig. (Trump will schlong her in debates).
Biden. I still think Hillary will lose the FBI Comey primary. Biden is actually a snake with a reptile brain, but for LIVs he's like an old broken-in shoe, and can be harder to beat if enough voters are scared of change.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 26, 2016 03:29 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 26, 2016 03:28 PM (KDSom)
"The Usual Suspects"...
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:29 PM (zuTLp)
>> targeting a southern Ohio family were shot multiple times,
>> and one had nine gunshot wounds."
And here I thought only us coastal shitholes had those kinds of pot-farm shootemups...
Posted by: JEM at April 26, 2016 03:29 PM (o+SC1)
"Who invented these rules about how often you have to post anyway? :^). "
You don't attract a quality crowd like this without constantly updated content.
Posted by: jwest at April 26, 2016 03:30 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at April 26, 2016 03:30 PM (egzLR)
It's either that or the Hot Bubble of Horror again.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 26, 2016 03:30 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2016 03:30 PM (8WyYX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2016 03:30 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: HH
Between 3 & 11 in D/FW. They're losing their shit down here.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 03:30 PM (D4SfS)
Posted by: fly gal at April 26, 2016 03:30 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2016 03:31 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Jake (irregular) at April 26, 2016 03:31 PM (FDQm8)
Posted by: DaveA at April 26, 2016 03:31 PM (DL2i+)
No, COD is not running.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 26, 2016 03:31 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2016 03:31 PM (V/InG)
Like the BIG the empty space vacated by Lena Dunham's posterior
Posted by: Donald F Trump at April 26, 2016 03:32 PM (10hEu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2016 03:32 PM (V/InG)
" Bernie Sanders has been treated terribly by the Democrats - both with delegates & otherwise. He should show them, and run as an Independent!"
Posted by: @votermom's phone at April 26, 2016 03:32 PM (yfBjX)
Posted by: Unfettered Power at April 26, 2016 03:32 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2016 03:30 PM (8WyYX)
Or, "I'm moving to Mexico/El Salvador/Guatemala!"
Always lily white Canada. Almost like they're raciss!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 03:32 PM (D4SfS)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2016 03:32 PM (8WyYX)
Posted by: Skip who voted for the Lion Ted at April 26, 2016 03:32 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: Serenity Now!
Not long after Kerry's loss to President Bush, Mark Steyn remarked about all of the airplanes left idling on the runways waiting for Hollowood to leave.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 26, 2016 03:33 PM (FMZoz)
Are any witches running?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Hillary is kinda staggering, if that counts.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 26, 2016 03:33 PM (326rv)
Mine gave me a footlocker and a duffel bag.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 03:33 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 26, 2016 03:33 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2016 03:34 PM (eXTZt)
"Don't let the doorknob hit 'ya where the Good Lord split 'ya!"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 03:34 PM (D4SfS)
The rest of the clown car would be apologizing.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 26, 2016 03:34 PM (326rv)
I've been saying "If only those idiots would really move out of the country" since 2000.
None of them ever do, including the wife of a friend who insisted she would over W's election.
Liars, the lot of them.
Posted by: Meremortal at April 26, 2016 03:35 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: jwest at April 26, 2016 03:35 PM (Zs4uk)
They probably will have to fit in a shopping cart, perforce, as our times are going.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 03:35 PM (evdj2)
Exit tax, hell. One of those claiming that he'll leave is the Reverend Al Charlatan. Even before any exit tax, there's the little matter of the millions in delinquent tax payments he already owes.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 26, 2016 03:35 PM (noWW6)
service to our country. I have to. Now, it's much more important. In
fact, I'll immediately get off this call and start campaigning right
now."
The dude can be pretty funny when he wants to.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2016 03:35 PM (BaFJt)
Posted by: bjk at April 26, 2016 03:35 PM (x2rNW)
Posted by: bjk at April 26, 2016 03:36 PM (x2rNW)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2016 03:36 PM (O0lVq)
He also would say "If you're looking for work, the Marine Corps hiring."
Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2016 03:36 PM (8WyYX)
Having watched the RNC screw over Cuccinnelli in VA by virtually non-existent support in a winnable contest, I have small hope that they will really forcefully support either Cruz or Trump after the convention. So, now VA has 200,000 felons added to the voter rolls, courtesy of the Dem Governor McAuliffe, so their cell block wisdom can now contribute to the presidential election. And given the high level integrity of the felon cohort, even if only 50% of them show up to vote, there's a good chance there will be an additional boost to the Dem vote tally of a least 200,000.
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 26, 2016 03:36 PM (wYnyS)
Obama beat Romney by 5% in 2012.
There's an upper cap on how much they can cheat in Philly precincts, no? I mean the number of registered voters.
Much of PA is prime redneck bitter clingers and can break strongly for Trump. Hillary's anti-gunner positions could be the margin.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 26, 2016 03:37 PM (r1fLd)
Trump doesn't get his numbers, runs as an independent.
Nobody can even figure out what the Hell is going on at the election, in the panic, Chris Pratt is accidentally elected President.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2016 03:38 PM (wB8Tg)
1. Antarctica
2. Greenland
3. Cajun
4. Western
5. Alaska
6. Texas
7. The undiscovered country from whose bourne no traveler returns
8. Atlantis
9. New New Mexico
10. Canada South
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2016 03:38 PM (eXTZt)
not caring so much anymore either
didn't know Ace had the 1 an hour rule
a nice cop story
Girl Tries 4 Gas Stations After Running On Empty. Then Police Give Her More Than She Bargained For
https://injo.com/2016/04/592526-daughter-does-what-her-father-warned-her-to-never-do/
Applepay?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 26, 2016 03:38 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 26, 2016 03:38 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 26, 2016 03:38 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 26, 2016 03:38 PM (k4M/B)
Seems like Virginia is pretty much Blue state now. Said as an outsider, looking in.
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:39 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 03:35 PM (evdj2)
Hmm, maybe it's time to "re-purpose" a Target shopping cart?
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 26, 2016 03:39 PM (wYnyS)
Trump doesn't get his numbers, runs as an independent.
Nobody can even figure out what the Hell is going on at the election, in the panic,* Chris Pratt* is accidentally elected President.
***********
*Deez Nutz.
Posted by: Unfettered Power at April 26, 2016 03:39 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2016 03:39 PM (eXTZt)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at April 26, 2016 03:40 PM (tM4uk)
Posted by: nckate at April 26, 2016 03:40 PM (O46jc)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 03:40 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:39 PM (zuTLp)
Blue is such a soothing color!
We also got an insane State AG in the bargain!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 26, 2016 03:40 PM (wYnyS)
They probably will have to fit in a shopping cart, perforce, as our times are going.
I have more ammo for one rifle than what a foot locker can hold.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 03:40 PM (D4SfS)
Have your seen her in toto? She's made a great deal.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2016 03:41 PM (eXTZt)
November, Pennsylvania mostly because everyone alive or dead in
Philadelphia will have voted for her."
Someone -- the overly excitable Jim Hoft, I think -- was blogging in an overly excited way about the YUUUUUGE numbers of Pennsylvania Democrats who had purportedly changed their party registration to Republican in order to vote for the short-fingered vulgarian.
Except that when one looked at the actual numbers, it was essentially about 20 Philly car trunks full of ballots. Still easily within the margin of fraud for the very powerful and polished Democratic machine in PA.
Maybe in an absolute worst case scenario the Democrats would have to spin up Pittsburgh a little bit too.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 26, 2016 03:41 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 03:41 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Bigby's Banjo Plucking Fingers at April 26, 2016 03:42 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 26, 2016 03:42 PM (xuouz)
Nah. They're plastic. Can't even use them as a grill in a pinch.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 03:42 PM (D4SfS)
Posted by: nckate at April 26, 2016 03:42 PM (O46jc)
Posted by: Skip who voted for the Lion Ted at April 26, 2016 03:42 PM (8BJMp)
http://tinyurl.com/grxsnwv
Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2016 03:36 PM (O0lVq)
Well, now that Moffat is leaving, maybe half their problems are done.
Sounds like Capaldi is on the fence, there's the other half...
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2016 03:42 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 26, 2016 03:42 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:42 PM (zuTLp)
How far away is the nearest gas station? When I forget my card I usually have enough gas to at least get the 4-5 miles back home and get it. (QT's around here let you leave your driver's license sometimes.)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at April 26, 2016 03:43 PM (tM4uk)
I'm guessing this woman was the teacher in "Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time.?" I just saw this show on Saturday. Phenomenal. If she played the teacher of the autistic boy she was on stage quite a lot. I liked Dr Who but I haven't seen it for years and years.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 03:43 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2016 03:43 PM (Fmupd)
Whatever am I going to do with all these nuts? I guess I could, like, bury them in small batches all over the place. That'd work, right?
Posted by: The Squirrel at April 26, 2016 03:43 PM (noWW6)
Scott Adams (Dilbert) predicted this and considers it important. I think it has something to do with connecting with women so if you watch it remember to wear a condom.
Posted by: for what its worth at April 26, 2016 03:43 PM (Bbcs8)
Have your seen her in toto? She's made a great deal.
She's doing pr0n with a dog?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 03:43 PM (D4SfS)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 26, 2016 03:43 PM (r1fLd)
"91 that chick who looks like cruz is going to do porn for ten grand"
Have your seen her in toto? She's made a great deal.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2016 03:41 PM (eXTZt)
There isn't a 15yr old horny teen-aged male anywhere that would spank to that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 26, 2016 03:44 PM (jxbfJ)
But not to Australia, sugah; they have fat people rules for immigrants to there. Yep. No fatties and you must have a job lined up there in order to immigrate. (the fatties rule is because they 'place an undue burden on the health system')
And ace, this may interest you -- We chewed on the McAuliffe felon voting thing a bit the other night on the ONT, and I suggested that all rights should be restored not just voting rights. It turns out that the VA constitution says the same thing:
But McAuliffe action faces a significant problem. From Article II, Section 1 of the Virginia Constitution:
No person who has been convicted of a felony shall be qualified to vote unless his civil rights have been restored by the Governor or other appropriate authority.
Grabbed from a www.crimeresearch.org article.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2016 03:44 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 03:40 PM (evdj2)
______
Voted today in Baltimore City. I personally know the other registered Republican in Baltimore & we both went Trump
Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 26, 2016 03:44 PM (10hEu)
Posted by: for what its worth at April 26, 2016 03:44 PM (Bbcs8)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 03:44 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 03:45 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 03:42 PM (D4SfS)
As usual, Costco is the place, but I will feel a little guilty!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 26, 2016 03:45 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Skip who voted for the Lion Ted at April 26, 2016 03:45 PM (8BJMp)
True that. Wisest statement he's made in a long time. Love it!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 26, 2016 03:45 PM (jxbfJ)
McAuliffe is a Democrat. Therefore he has no problems as they just make shit up as the go and nobody ever does anything about it.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 03:46 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2016 03:46 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Unfettered Power at April 26, 2016 03:46 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Virginia Ex-con at April 26, 2016 03:46 PM (eXTZt)
Instead of using the same angry Internet poster retorts, in this instance he could hit a home run by responding ' that's too bad. We may disagree on policy but we are all Americans and I don't want any American to feel they need to leave our Country. I love our country and I would never leave. I hope they reconsider because my Presidency will be good for every citizen'
Posted by: Joe Hallenback at April 26, 2016 03:46 PM (EWRow)
Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2016 03:46 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Fritz at April 26, 2016 03:46 PM (UzPAd)
Discuss the relationship to transgenerational poverty and wealth.
That'll keep ya bizzy.
Posted by: GuardAmerican at April 26, 2016 03:46 PM (GBnWt)
(Brattleboro) do not like this. Trump lies like Bush and Presdent Lobama
should do something about this. And we also believe that Trump does not
care for persons of color and should tried in court for this fact.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 26, 2016 03:42 PM (NuElX)
Even a broken clock is partially right every once in a while.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 26, 2016 03:47 PM (3JA/M)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:47 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: Skip who voted for the Lion Ted at April 26, 2016 03:47 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 03:47 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 26, 2016 03:47 PM (WBahS)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 26, 2016 03:48 PM (KZZ1v)
ace, you really should see a doctor about your incontinence
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 26, 2016 03:48 PM (ATVNj)
True thing: scientists have determined that squirrel do not, in fact, remember where they buried their nuts.
Why, I can't even count the number of times I've buried my nuts.
Posted by: Rocky the Squirrel aka The James Deen of Squirrels at April 26, 2016 03:48 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:47 PM (zuTLp)
******
Yes, because you should be hearing the vastly superior--
Hold the Line.
Posted by: Unfettered Power at April 26, 2016 03:48 PM (mcm0N)
Every time I hear toto, I think of Dorothy.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 03:48 PM (D4SfS)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2016 03:49 PM (WhYLb)
Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at April 26, 2016 03:49 PM (0sLvz)
My State Senator's office was saying that the Constitution gives the Governor the authority to restore rights so it might not be we been screwed again!
No person who has been convicted of a felony shall be qualified to vote unless his civil rights have been restored by the Governor or other appropriate authority.
I sense another executive order will be issued shortly!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 26, 2016 03:49 PM (wYnyS)
he could have helped himself greatly if he could ever change tact and be
conciliatory. He could disarm a lot of his critics.
Instead of using the same angry Internet poster retorts, in this
instance he could hit a home run by responding ' that's too bad. We may
disagree on policy but we are all Americans and I don't want any
American to feel they need to leave our Country. I love our country and
I would never leave. I hope they reconsider because my Presidency will
be good for every citizen'
Posted by: Joe Hallenback at April 26, 2016 03:46 PM (EWRow)
When the rubber meets the road, Trump does not have the credibility you credit him with. You need only look at his instinctual progressive response to homosexual marriage and the NC bathroom law to see that. He is vulgar but that does not make him a renegade.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 26, 2016 03:49 PM (3JA/M)
back to work
but, a nice Rush segment
Rush says there are a lot of accusations and animosity flying toward Cruz from the Trumpers, and it isn't correct. Rush seeks to explain why Cruz is NOT targeting Trump by explaining what Cruz's plans were before Trump entered the race.
http://therightscoop.com/listen-rush-addresses-trumper-animosity-toward-cruz/
Cruz sets up strategy to run against establishment way before Trump was on the ticket.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 26, 2016 03:50 PM (qCMvj)
I see you've been getting your understanding of the delegate process from Trump. Probably a bad thing to do since he seems to not have any idea how it works.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2016 03:50 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: kraken
----------------
Well, it does now...
Posted by: Chi at April 26, 2016 03:50 PM (AfOTL)
Posted by rickb223
Okaaay.. In color, or black& white?
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:50 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: rickb223>>>
Every time I hear toto, I think of Dinner
Posted by: Barak Obama at April 26, 2016 03:50 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2016 03:50 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2016 03:49 PM (WhYLb)
He could start every press briefing by reading that list!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 26, 2016 03:50 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 26, 2016 03:47 PM (WBahS)
You guys need a different line of snark . That's been repeated about a thousand times. Some in good humor but most as an insult,
Posted by: Joe Hallenback at April 26, 2016 03:50 PM (EWRow)
Posted by: The woman who looks like Cruz at April 26, 2016 03:51 PM (eXTZt)
Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2016 03:51 PM (Fmupd)
I haven't seen happiness like this since my grandma was paroled 3 years early.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 03:51 PM (e8ge6)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 26, 2016 03:51 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2016 03:51 PM (8WyYX)
this mess over at drudge
REPORT: Cartels Help Terrorists in Mexico Get to USA...
Explore Targets...
going to help Trump once he gets a hold of it
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 26, 2016 03:51 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Skip who voted for the Lion Ted at April 26, 2016 03:51 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by rickb223
Okaaay.. In color, or black& white?
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:50 PM (zuTLp)
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 03:51 PM (D4SfS)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:47 PM (zuTLp)
I didn't till five minutes ago.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 26, 2016 03:51 PM (X+nFp)
===
Oh shoot. I was hearing that Africa thinger
Posted by: Bigby's Banjo Plucking Fingers at April 26, 2016 03:52 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Bosk at April 26, 2016 03:52 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 26, 2016 03:52 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2016 03:50 PM (ODxAs)
What does that line mean anyway?
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 26, 2016 03:52 PM (BDZWU)
Heh. That may be the most apt description I've seen.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2016 03:52 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Joe Hallenback at April 26, 2016 03:50 PM (EWRow)
Where have you been the last five months?
Any day now they'll start posting "Number 5 - hahahhahaha" "Number 3 - Lolololol!"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2016 03:53 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 26, 2016 03:53 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:47 PM (zuTL
---------------
Yes and no.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2016 03:53 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2016 03:50 PM (ODxAs)
What does that line mean anyway?
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 26, 2016 03:52 PM (BDZWU)
"Africa is a wonderful place and I want to go there as soon as I can."
It's what the whole song means, actually.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 03:54 PM (e8ge6)
Squirrels are nature's communists. They find the nuts in the marketplace, bury them into the government banking account, then withdraw nuts they did not bury from same account.
One difference between them and human communists: they don't mass kill their fellow squirrels.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2016 03:54 PM (eXTZt)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:54 PM (zuTLp)
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: scoville at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (0adl+)
Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: for what its worth at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (Bbcs8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (ODxAs)
I've seen very few stickers for any of the actual candidates.
Posted by: stace at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (WhYLb)
Posted by: Hank at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (uIvKc)
Every time I hear toto, I think of Dorothy.
Posted by rickb223
Okaaay.. In color, or black& white?
Posted by: kraken
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223
Toto was black in both universes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by rickb223
Okaaay.. In color, or black& white?
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:50 PM (zuTLp)
Heck, I saw it live at the Muni Opera in St. Louis when I was a wee lad and it was in black & white back then.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (D4SfS)
The rope ladder sways beneath the helicopter and the blonde times her leap, landing on the roof of the RV.
"You shall now pay for your heinous crimes, Trump, for Megyn Kelly shall put you down!"
The golden scalp weasel hisses.
"Not even your foul beast, source of your power can save you."
"You are too late sweetcakes, the prophecy has been fulfilled, all rushes to its conclusion as was foretold."
"You lie builder of cheap condos and overpriced gin and juke joints."
"I do not - the delegates of the dead are released and flood the land, none know the full rules as they change quicker than I change wives. Chaos rules the Republican Death Lands."
"I shall bring Emmy-winning coverage that shall restore pre-Trumpian Order!"
"You do not see, which is the fault of the haircare products leaching into your female brain. Together we have the star-power to change this, bring the delegates to me, drive the establishment before me, taking the plum pickings of their positions and lock in all of prime time for the year."
Megyn pauses. "Seriously? Lock in all of primetime? Me?"
"It is ratings gold if you join me on the Trump side."
"They shall get an anchor beautiful as the dawn, more powerful than Sixty Minutes! All shall love me and despair!"
"That's my girl, I knew you could do it!"
The golden scalp weasel preens at the New Alliance of Fox and Trump.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Get Cheesed Off in Our Dairy Section! at April 14, 2016 02:43 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses from the Outrage Outlet! at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (hLRSq)
It's what the whole song means, actually.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 03:54 PM (e8ge6)
Huh. I thought the guy was meeting a woman in Africa. So is the woman he's meeting just a metaphor for Africa?
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (BDZWU)
Explore Targets...
going to help Trump once he gets a hold of it"
And if they were behind the Ohio executions, as locals there are suggesting, Trump wins Ohio without Kasich.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2016 03:56 PM (eXTZt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2016 03:53 PM (wB8Tg)
That's going to be detailed in Appendix 78A in the next issue of the Posting Rules for AoS, but only AoS Platinum Members get to vote on the jokes!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 26, 2016 03:56 PM (wYnyS)
It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 03:56 PM (evdj2)
I've seen a lot of Cruz signs and stickers. But, I live in Texas.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 26, 2016 03:56 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Unfettered Power at April 26, 2016 03:57 PM (mcm0N)
If I put a Trump sticker on my car it's get keyed or worse, maybe by people on this site.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 26, 2016 03:57 PM (r1fLd)
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 03:57 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 26, 2016 03:52 PM (BDZWU)
That he loves Africa but must leave it for the love of the female.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 26, 2016 03:57 PM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 26, 2016 03:53 PM (BDZWU)
Take A Chance On Me!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 03:57 PM (D4SfS)
Trudeau heard that and is now hiding under his desk.
Posted by: @votermom's phone at April 26, 2016 03:26 PM (yfBjX)
Is anybody keeping track of these celebrity flight promises? I think they need to be held to their word.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 03:57 PM (e8ge6)
http://content.erooups.com/___3/20141101/5/rosanna_arquette_in_playboy_1990_7.jpg
Not very SFW
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2016 03:57 PM (1xUj/)
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(Ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 03:58 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2016 03:58 PM (eXTZt)
Posted by: DM at April 26, 2016 03:58 PM (GAuw4)
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See Muldoon for a quickie trepanation after he gets done lopping off somebody's foot.
Posted by: Bigby's Banjo Plucking Fingers at April 26, 2016 03:58 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Skip who voted for the Lion Ted at April 26, 2016 03:58 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 03:58 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 26, 2016 03:58 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 26, 2016 03:53 PM (BDZWU)
Take A Chance On Me!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 03:57 PM (D4SfS)
You don't have to be lonely at farmers only dot com.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 26, 2016 03:59 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 03:59 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2016 03:59 PM (eXTZt)
Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2016 03:59 PM (B48dK)
_____
People tend to not want their cars scratched and/or tires shredded these days.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 03:59 PM (0LHZx)
#FeeltheBern!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 26, 2016 03:58 PM (OkKDg)
Heh, heh, heh...... Really?
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:59 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 03:59 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: for what its worth at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (Bbcs
Nothing to see here, yet comrade!
Posted by: Clinton Foundation Archivist at April 26, 2016 03:59 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Grump928(c) notes the misheard lyric at April 26, 2016 04:00 PM (evdj2)
"Frightened of this thing that I've become."
"Gonna take some time to do the things we never had."
I remember thinking it was just the right song if they wanted us all to segue immediately into a mid-life crisis and quit.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 26, 2016 04:00 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2016 04:00 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2016 04:00 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 26, 2016 03:55 PM (BDZWU) "
Oh, who knows? It could be the other way around. It could be that Africa is a stand-in for a woman he's messed up on.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:00 PM (e8ge6)
Posted by: Skip who voted for the Lion Ted at April 26, 2016 04:01 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 03:58 PM (w4NZ
Okay miss SmartyPants... "Blinded By the Light".... help me with that second line of lyrics.....
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:01 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: Hank at April 26, 2016 04:01 PM (uIvKc)
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:01 PM (e8ge6)
Unpossible
Chique is in a closed state primary.
Posted by: @votermom at April 26, 2016 04:01 PM (nbrY/)
The thought of Lena Dunham forced to go through Basic warms my evil heart.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 26, 2016 04:01 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 04:01 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 26, 2016 04:02 PM (NeFrd)
Donald fucking Trump. Rent free 24-7
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 26, 2016 04:02 PM (WBahS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 04:02 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Clinton Foundation Archivist at April 26, 2016 04:02 PM (wYnyS)
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pfft. I don't know which is worse for turning teenaged boys into socially-stunted misfits: Ayn Rand, Tolkien? Imma hide those things from my boy and make him read HP Lovecraft so he turns out normal fer chrissake.
Posted by: Bigby's Banjo Plucking Fingers at April 26, 2016 04:02 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2016 04:02 PM (wB8Tg)
Wrapped up like a duece
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 04:03 PM (D4SfS)
Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2016 04:03 PM (JBggj)
"213 I thought the song was about a wet t shirt contest.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2016 04:00 PM (ODxAs) "
Yeah, but you think all songs are about wet t shirt contests.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:03 PM (e8ge6)
Why would anyone need to know "wonky process" when one is only running a marketing/branding campaign? Feeeeeelings...
Posted by: Phil at April 26, 2016 04:03 PM (ZDYb0)
Donald fucking Trump. Rent free 24-7
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 26, 2016 04:02 PM (WBahS)
Fuck off idiot that's from before he quit.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 26, 2016 04:03 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Hank at April 26, 2016 04:01 PM (uIvKc)
___
Canada's top rate is 29%. Ours is 39.6%. So yes, I think they will embrace it very much.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 04:03 PM (0LHZx)
After the glam lingerie photo shoot, there's not any left.
Posted by: tsj017 at April 26, 2016 04:03 PM (4YUWF)
===
But
Mission of Burma
Posted by: Bigby's Banjo Plucking Fingers at April 26, 2016 04:03 PM (3ZtZW)
Hey votermom..... you ever get any songs stuck in your head?.....
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:03 PM (zuTLp)
Nothing says cheating like not one, but two, statistical improbabilities.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 26, 2016 04:03 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Grump928(c) notes the misheard lyric at April 26, 2016 04:03 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 26, 2016 04:04 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 04:04 PM (0LHZx)
So having to restore ALL their civil rights is a place he won't go, even for Shrillary.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2016 04:04 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2016 04:00 PM (Fmupd) "
You told it wrong.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:01 PM (e8ge6)
I think maybe you both are spending too much time here!
Besides, that joke is really based on #28, but you have to get the accent right for it to be effective!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 26, 2016 04:04 PM (wYnyS)
That's different than going on his joke/impression sprees of yore, or getting into it with other twitterers.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 26, 2016 04:04 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 26, 2016 04:04 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 26, 2016 04:05 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2016 04:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Bigby
******
Hey now, hey now.
We lop tonsils, not feet. And I never lopped a tonsil what didn't deserve loppin'
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 26, 2016 04:05 PM (NeFrd)
Thanks horde, this song will be here all day now.
I'm gonna go listen to Bieber and see if it fixes me. Meaning "breaks my mind back into shape"
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 26, 2016 04:05 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2016 04:05 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 26, 2016 04:05 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 26, 2016 04:06 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:06 PM (zuTLp)
It beats the never ending Trump/No Trump bs.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 26, 2016 04:06 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2016 04:06 PM (wB8Tg)
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No, it was a hooker named Africa in Palma De Mallorca.
Posted by: Bigby's Banjo Plucking Fingers at April 26, 2016 04:06 PM (3ZtZW)
Say you have one couple where one earner makes $100K and the other makes $25K. In the US you get taxed as 1 unit at $125K. So that $25K earned by person 2 is taxed at a higher rate than it would be taxed if that person filed as a single person. In Canada, same scenario, person 1 pays tax on $100K, person 2 pays tax on $25K. So that $25K is taxed at a much lower rate.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 04:06 PM (0LHZx)
The thought of Lena Dunham forced to go through Basic warms my evil heart.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 26, 2016 04:01 PM (FQKBL)
--------------------
Who knows. Once she got in she could become a good soldier (insert Joke #54).
Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2016 04:06 PM (Fmupd)
Donald fucking Trump. Rent free 24-7
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 26, 2016 04:02 PM (WBahS)
Does that mean Ace's brain is now covered in gold leaf and baroque furniture?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses from the Outrage Outlet! at April 26, 2016 04:07 PM (hLRSq)
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever
do.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2016 04:07 PM (ODxAs)
Boy, I wish I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...
I would have a nickel.
Posted by: jwest at April 26, 2016 04:07 PM (Zs4uk)
My first vote. Very exciting.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 26, 2016 04:07 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:03 PM (zuTLp)
You want more ABBA lyrics, don't you?
There's no shame in admitting it, son.
Posted by: @votermom at April 26, 2016 04:07 PM (nbrY/)
Military Duece
Coupe Duece
or Toilet Duece?
Coupe Duece. Another runner in the night.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 04:07 PM (D4SfS)
An the other hand, I like "I faced the rains down in Africa" better than "I bless...". Not that I have a problem blessing things, :^) but "I faced" sounds like you're in some sort of violent storm in the jungles bravely soldiering along.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 04:08 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 26, 2016 04:08 PM (iQIUe)
do.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2016 04:07 PM (ODxAs)
Yeah this is permanent isn't it.
And not by choice, Mero. Not by choice.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 26, 2016 04:09 PM (xuouz)
Congrats.
I think that's cool even though I have recently given up voting.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2016 04:09 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 26, 2016 04:09 PM (FQKBL)
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Cool. I don't have a twitter account. I dislike social media in any case.
Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2016 04:09 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 26, 2016 03:58 PM (OkKDg)
Heh, heh, heh...... Really?
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 03:59 PM (zuTLp)
Just kidding! I am not that empty headed.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 26, 2016 04:09 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 26, 2016 04:09 PM (NeFrd)
Squirrels are nature's communists. They find the nuts in the marketplace, bury them into the government banking account, then withdraw nuts they did not bury from same account.
One difference between them and human communists: they don't mass kill their fellow squirrels.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2016 03:54 PM (eXTZt)
Looking that up was an interesting read. But they end up not recovering 74% of their acorns, so they end up acting as reforesting planters.
Squirrels are beneficial to a forest where the communist is not. Until we bury the communists, anyways.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 26, 2016 04:09 PM (uURQL)
You want more ABBA lyrics, don't you?
There's no shame in admitting it, son.
Posted by: @votermom at April 26, 2016 04:07 PM (nbrY/)
Only if they're wrapped in a glittery package of "Mamma Mia", featuring vocals by Pierce Brosnan(snicker).....
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:09 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 04:09 PM (w4NZ8)
I want a President and a White House press secretary who will point out prior media malpractice and liberal bias every time they call on one of the journalistas.
"OK, next, Jenny Jackal of NBC News. Now before Jenny asks her question, I want to remind everyone about the sort of tough, hard-hitting questions that NBC asked the previous President: 'Wings, or chips and guac?'"
Posted by: torquewrench at April 26, 2016 04:09 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Blano at April 26, 2016 04:10 PM (NHQQx)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2016 04:10 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2016 04:10 PM (VxSJB)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 26, 2016 04:09 PM (FQKBL)
Lol, no, it's just right behind my house. I walk out of my walk out basement, walk another 10-20 steps, and voila! I'm at the polling place grounds.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 26, 2016 04:11 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 26, 2016 04:11 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2016 03:53 PM (wB8Tg)
That's going to be detailed in Appendix 78A in the next issue of the Posting Rules for AoS, but only AoS Platinum Members get to vote on the jokes!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 26, 2016 03:56 PM (wYnyS)
Number 7! *silence*
Come on, that's a classic!
"We didn't like the way you said it."
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 26, 2016 04:11 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:09 PM (zuTLp)
Wait, you're an 'ette?
Posted by: @votermom at April 26, 2016 04:11 PM (nbrY/)
Side by side
I'll be yours forever
Yes I will
Rain or shine
Any kind of weather
Any kind
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
Let's take what's getting old and make it new
Eye to eye
It's a blinding confrontation
I said you and I
Are a deadly combination
So don't start mixing truth with jealousy
The road we're on is clear as far as I can see
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2016 04:12 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 26, 2016 04:12 PM (xuouz)
We take you now to our Huma forehead GoPro action cam...
Posted by: AOS Porn Cam Control at April 26, 2016 04:13 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 03:46 PM (0LHZx)
Yes but....
The Virginia Republican party, and more specifically the elected officials who actually control the legislature, are not a bunch of failure theater layabouts who just go, oh no, Democrats want to do something we just have to let them do it, I guess...
No, Virginia Republicans actually push back and use the power that they have.
Remember how McAulliffe did that thing cancelling CCW reciprocity? You know, with just his pen and phone? Republicans stuffed it back in his smarmy face.
Expect similar reaction on this felon thing.
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2016 04:13 PM (2Ocf1)
I like the "What I heard" versions of the songs better than the actual lyrics. They're funnier and more interesting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 04:13 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:13 PM (e8ge6)
Yeah, the thing is, there's a joke there about squirrels and their nuts, but this song in my head, there's some old African guy, and he's "wrote a song about it" and he wants me to listen.... in Africa, somewhere...
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:13 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: x at April 26, 2016 04:13 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2016 04:13 PM (8v0G6)
Posted by: DM at April 26, 2016 03:58 PM (GAuw4)
If Ted gets the nomination, we'll be hearing the same mindless crap from the same useless show people.
A sick hobby of mine is to go on Salon and mess with the inmates there. They all think Cruz is just a horrible person in every way and more dangerous than Trump.
Then I ask them what specifically did Cruz do that makes you say he's a bad person, and they have no answer. Dumbasses.
Posted by: stace at April 26, 2016 04:14 PM (ozZau)
There's a better chance of me getting my Upton/Beckinsale Dream Kate Threesome than any of these fucking celebutards following through with plans to leave the country.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2016 04:14 PM (MEFzG)
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2016 04:13 PM (2Ocf1) "
What did they do, exactly? Please tell me, it will good for my soul to hear about the GOP actually fighting back.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:15 PM (e8ge6)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 26, 2016 04:15 PM (WBahS)
Dad: Is that a threat, or a promise?
Posted by: scoville at April 26, 2016 04:15 PM (0adl+)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2016 04:15 PM (8WyYX)
This is the only mention I've seen all day of the interview, which is simply recognition that Trump on your station will raise your ratings.
Posted by: Meremortal at April 26, 2016 04:15 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2016 04:15 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:13 PM (e8ge6)
Was just reading a thing on r/nba about how the rockets writers are killing the rockets. That the team's reaction to Harden's game winner to give them their one surprise buzzer beater victory (against a Curry-less dubs team) was more the face of a man calculating what it will take to move push his vacation plans back two days than an ecstatic professional athlete's reaction to victory.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 26, 2016 04:15 PM (xuouz)
Posted votermom
Nah, though I get yer point. Just been dutifully drug to some execrable movies by an 'ette...
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:15 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: stace at April 26, 2016 04:14 PM (ozZau)
Frequently wrong but never in doubt.
They really are children.
Mean hateful bratty children.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 26, 2016 04:16 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2016 04:16 PM (8v0G6)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2016 04:10 PM (VxSJB)
______
He's passe now. John Oliver is the new destroyer of all things Rethuglican
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 04:16 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 26, 2016 04:16 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 04:17 PM (D4SfS)
There's one great song by The Gathering called Saturnine... but it has these extra Woawoawoas that eff with the rhythm of the song and just don't need to be there.
I saw Depeche Mode at concert once, and it was like WTF is this strange band whooping and hollering for? It's not whooping and hollering music.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2016 04:17 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2016 04:17 PM (8WyYX)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2016 04:17 PM (MEFzG)
Clearly, he is not true to his word.
-------------
Why does he keep going back to that ugly ole bitch.
Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2016 04:17 PM (Fmupd)
_____
True. Hopefully they will do something about it. It is nice to know that there is some opposition to Democrats out there.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 04:18 PM (0LHZx)
Clearly, he is not true to his word.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 26, 2016 04:15 PM (WBahS)
He posts links to his own posts and articles he finds interesting. He doesn't "do" twitter anymore though. He outlined this in a post he wrote about it: he'll make twitter work for him (ie use it to disseminate his own product and brand) and not the other way around.
You'd know that if you were a reader and not a particularly ungifted troll.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 26, 2016 04:18 PM (xuouz)
http://freebeacon.com/issues/virginia-gun-carry-deal-more-expansive-than-first-reported/
Not only did the legislature take back EVERYTHING McAuliffe did, but they moved the ball forward for our side.
So, it can be done.
And Richmond is only 100 miles away, those poofters in DC could spend an afternoon and learn something.
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2016 04:18 PM (2Ocf1)
I like the "What I heard" versions of the songs better than the actual lyrics. They're funnier and more interesting.
"Wrapped up like a douche, another roamer in the night"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 04:18 PM (D4SfS)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 04:19 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:15 PM (zuTLp)
Don't be bashful kraken! I love muthicalthe too!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 26, 2016 04:19 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at April 26, 2016 03:26 PM (yfBjX)
Hmmm. I may rethink my decision not to vote for Trump.
Did she say she also promised to go into hiding? That might clinch it.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 26, 2016 04:19 PM (OkKDg)
298 Tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers...
Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2016 04:15 PM (8WyYX)
And you see a girl's brown body dancing through the turquoise,
And her footprints make you follow where the sky loves the sea.
And when your fingers find her, she drowns you in her body,
Carving deep blue ripples in the tissues of your mind.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:19 PM (e8ge6)
I read that was a reference to a "deuce coupe" which was the most popular car to hot-rod long ago. It's a reference to racing the motor.
Posted by: Meremortal at April 26, 2016 04:20 PM (3myMJ)
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Oh the hymns are funny
j/k
Posted by: Bigby's Banjo Plucking Fingers at April 26, 2016 04:20 PM (3ZtZW)
I will admit to sometimes hoping my son will say that so I can have some snappy comeback, but all he does is scowl and wave his arms about.
Teens-One "thing" God gives us to test our patience. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 04:20 PM (w4NZ8)
That was a classic and of course definitely qualifies as having been crapped out yer craphole.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 26, 2016 04:20 PM (QWtgr)
No, I like actual hymns-most of them anyway, but messes with hymn lyrics would probably be pretty funny. What are some?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 04:21 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Quiet Riot-er at April 26, 2016 04:21 PM (oTWAX)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 26, 2016 04:16 PM (FQKBL)
Pfft. Cruz's dad conspired with Lee Harvey Oswald to assassinate JFK. His religious beliefs are the least of your worries.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 26, 2016 04:22 PM (OkKDg)
Love to see a Jimmie Fallon or Kimmel do that.
Howard Stern would be great, except he is radio, and their facial expressions would be half the gag.
Mock and humiliate these pretentious numb skulls.
Posted by: rd at April 26, 2016 04:22 PM (v0YLX)
Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2016 04:22 PM (QCc6B)
And her footprints make you follow where the sky loves the sea.
And when your fingers find her, she drowns you in her body,
Carving deep blue ripples in the tissues of your mind.
---------------
Wow. I think I just cummed my pants.
Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2016 04:23 PM (Fmupd)
===
this might be your only chance
to prove it on your own
Tulsa's not that
Tulsa's not that far
besides if you stay
I'd feel a certain guilt
did I hold you
did I hold you back?
can I count on you
if I fall apart?
if I fall a
if I fall apart?
that's how I escaped my certain fate...
innocence a novice's mistake!!!
that's how I escaped my certain fate...
honesty's an actor's worst mistake!!!
that's how I escaped my certain fate!!!
Posted by: Bigby's Banjo Plucking Fingers at April 26, 2016 04:23 PM (3ZtZW)
I dunno, maybe you should use the gender-neutral restroom until we're sure.
I keed.
Here's some manly music for ya
*loads Manilow CD*
*runs away*
Posted by: @votermom at April 26, 2016 04:23 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2016 04:15 PM (Fmupd)
Sheppy never struck me as an "on top" sort of guy, IYKWIMAITYD...
Posted by: anisocialist at April 26, 2016 04:23 PM (9n14Y)
hmmm, I just saw a piece the other day about how they are going to raise the height of the fence by another 5 feet; apparently they aren't worried that people will just get taller ladders, or even that fences don't really work.
You know, the usual shit they spew.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2016 04:23 PM (gyKtp)
317 Nah, though I get yer point. Just been dutifully drug to some execrable movies by an 'ette...
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:15 PM (zuTLp)
Don't be bashful kraken! I love muthicalthe too!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 26, 2016 04:19 PM (xuouz)
Yeah.... Every time I get a show tune stuck in my head, or have an urge to listen to Piaf sing "La Vie en Rose", I feel a need to go to the range, or start a bar fight...
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:23 PM (zuTLp)
You are however free to go offtopic. How shitty was twitter's quarterly report? How schadenboneriffic was it?
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2016 04:24 PM (2Ocf1)
Oh; I forgot pointing. He likes to point at me when he's angry and say, "You did this. You did that...."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 04:24 PM (w4NZ8)
And why shouldn't he?
All we want is a blue-gray box to type in, few care what's at the top of the column.
Posted by: Meremortal at April 26, 2016 04:24 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenback at April 26, 2016 04:24 PM (EWRow)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 04:21 PM (w4NZ
"Not a hymn, but in Catholic Church growing up, I always wondered about the Ax of the Apostles.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:25 PM (e8ge6)
Posted by: @votermom at April 26, 2016 04:23 PM (nbrY/)
Low, vm, really low,.... "Her name was Lola, she was a show girl...." Dammit!
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:25 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: Joe Hallenback at April 26, 2016 03:46 PM (EWRow)
Um, no, the home run is "ok get the fuck out of here if I win."
Or better yet, "you won't have to worry about it, I'll just kick you out."
Fuck these scum.
Posted by: Blano at April 26, 2016 04:25 PM (sdPF/)
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2016 04:18 PM (2Ocf1)
As far as I can tell, the VA GOP could teach the national GOP quite a bit, but the DC establishment guys would have to get their noses out of the trough first!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 26, 2016 04:25 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 26, 2016 04:26 PM (WBahS)
We Three Kings of Orient are,
Puffing on a rubber cigar,
It exploded;
It was loaded.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 26, 2016 04:26 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Grump928(c) notes the misheard lyric at April 26, 2016 04:26 PM (evdj2)
Donald Trump, the Republican front-runner who has expressed empathy for Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, is offering him some unsolicited advice.
"Bernie Sanders has been treated terribly by the Democrats -- both with delegates & otherwise," Trump tweeted this afternoon. "He should show them, and run as an Independent!"
Posted by: James T Kirk at April 26, 2016 04:26 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 04:21 PM"
Also not quite what you were looking for, but did you know you can sing 'Amazing Grace' to the tune of 'House of the Rising Son'?
True story.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:27 PM (e8ge6)
So Trump won 9 delegates, but will only get 1 at the convention. How very democratic (little d).
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 04:27 PM (0LHZx)
j/k = just kidding.
Did hear a ragtime version of We Are Called though. It were delightful.
Posted by: Bigby's Banjo Plucking Fingers at April 26, 2016 04:27 PM (3ZtZW)
Ax? Axe? Is that like the Christian version of the Hammer of Thor? ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 04:27 PM (w4NZ8)
Something to do with allegations of a John Lennon secret-admirer crush on Neil Diamond. I might be mistaken.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 26, 2016 04:27 PM (NeFrd)
I remember even Juan McCain saying "they'll just build a 30 foot ladder" or some such, and I thought to myself "wow, I would like to see that!"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2016 04:28 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 04:29 PM (w4NZ8)
Puffing on a rubber cigar,
It exploded;
It was loaded.
****
Sending us all afar.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 26, 2016 04:29 PM (NeFrd)
He said he would do exactly what he did.
That you can't wrap your mind around something so simple says more about you than Ace.
Posted by: Ace seems to be living rent-free in your head, BTW at April 26, 2016 04:29 PM (2WoCi)
And they both have the word "God" in the lyrics.
Posted by: Meremortal at April 26, 2016 04:30 PM (3myMJ)
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You could do that with anything that Stevey Nix sang.
Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2016 04:30 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Skip who voted for the Lion Ted at April 26, 2016 04:30 PM (8BJMp)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses from the Outrage Outlet! at April 26, 2016 04:30 PM (hLRSq)
Ax? Axe? Is that like the Christian version of the Hammer of Thor? ;^)
===
Body spray. It replaced that teen spirit stuff.
Posted by: Bigby's Banjo Plucking Fingers at April 26, 2016 04:30 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 26, 2016 04:26 PM (WBahS)
This shitfuck can't count either.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 26, 2016 04:30 PM (xuouz)
Amiright?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 26, 2016 04:31 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bob Dylan at April 26, 2016 04:31 PM (evdj2)
P.S. She's not. Nor will nay others leave the country.
P.P.S. It would save time as more and more movies are made out of Kalifornia (Canada specifically) because of costs, taxes, and regulations.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at April 26, 2016 04:31 PM (AhyHb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 26, 2016 04:31 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:32 PM (e8ge6)
Posted by: MsYoung at April 26, 2016 04:32 PM (Gg0Z/)
Posted by: Fritz at April 26, 2016 04:32 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2016 04:32 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 26, 2016 04:32 PM (NeFrd)
Amiright?
======================
That depends. If they're working, they'll get the full 15. If they're married, they get a lot more.
Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2016 04:32 PM (JBggj)
But don't worry. Sheppy's on top of it.
Posted by: Soona
Jumper must be a guy then.
Posted by: Aviator at April 26, 2016 04:32 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 26, 2016 04:32 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: MsYoung at April 26, 2016 04:32 PM (Gg0Z/)
There's only one way to find out!
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 26, 2016 04:33 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Fritz at April 26, 2016 04:32 PM (UzPAd)
Been done already.... "Fat Bottomed Girls"...
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:33 PM (zuTLp)
"My favorite thing about Obama is all the racial healing."
That is the extent of my interest in Twitter.
Posted by: Meremortal at April 26, 2016 04:33 PM (3myMJ)
Let's not give anybody any ideas here, all right?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2016 04:34 PM (8WyYX)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 04:19 PM (0LHZx)
Oh yeah, even as a devoted Cruzer I get that. These lefties though think he's some kind of monster as a person, and this started way before all that "Lyin' cheatin' Ted" stuff that Trump started pooping out.
Posted by: stace at April 26, 2016 04:35 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2016 04:35 PM (Fmupd)
Uh....Ace never said he would quit Twitter.
And he has 48k followers
Are you a retard?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2016 04:35 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 26, 2016 04:15 PM (xuouz)
Actually, the play-by-play guys talked about that during the game I watched, none of them seemed to think it was any big deal. Because when Harden made that shot, there was still time enough left on the clock for GS to come back and score, so it wasn't time yet to jump for joy.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:35 PM (e8ge6)
Posted by: DaveA at April 26, 2016 04:35 PM (DL2i+)
Thank God nobody will ever write a song about Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Fritz at April 26, 2016 04:32 PM (UzPAd)
I Am The Walrus
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2016 04:35 PM (MEFzG)
Ha, good luck with that! We could never heave that much across Puget Sound; heck I'll be lucky to hit Windsor from the top of the RenCen.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses from the Outrage Outlet! at April 26, 2016 04:35 PM (hLRSq)
But i had to kill her
I used to love her ooh yeah
But i had to kill her
I knew I'd miss her
So i had to keep her
She's buried right in my backyard
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 26, 2016 04:36 PM (X+nFp)
I was going to disagree, but I don't know any songs about whaling.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 26, 2016 04:36 PM (xuouz)
368 Thank God nobody will ever write a song about Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Fritz at April 26, 2016 04:32 PM (UzPAd)
Been done already.... "Fat Bottomed Girls"..."
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No "A Whole Lot of Rosie."
32-44-56, a whole lot of Rosie....
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at April 26, 2016 04:37 PM (AhyHb)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 26, 2016 04:37 PM (WBahS)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2016 04:37 PM (gyKtp)
Puffing on a rubber cigar,
It exploded;
It was loaded.
****
Sending us all afar.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
no no no. On my block, anyway, it was:
Sending us all to Mars.
Posted by: just wait, you won't believe what happens next at April 26, 2016 04:37 PM (IQI2h)
All the vineyards are on the sides of steep hills.
All the grape pickers are girls.
And all of them are called Eileen.
Posted by: Meremortal at April 26, 2016 04:37 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: obi wan kenobe at April 26, 2016 04:38 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: stace at April 26, 2016 04:38 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:38 PM (zuTLp)
I think we should start agitating for a raise in the minimum wage to $100 per hour. I mean, why the hell not? When the progtards protest, we can ask them to explain why, exactly, it would be wrong. Watching themselves tie themselves into knots will be amusing.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:39 PM (e8ge6)
Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2016 04:39 PM (Fmupd)
Like my other fanboys at Fox, she'll pronounce me King of the World tonight.
Posted by: Donald F. Troop, Ice Rink Night Mgr. at April 26, 2016 04:39 PM (2GfPg)
Puffing on a rubber cigar,
It exploded;
It was loaded.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 26, 2016 04:26 PM (FQKBL)
I remember that!
My Catholic girls school had cellars and tunnels built in the '50's (bomb shelters?) which led to the Catholic boys school. We were forbidden to go in the tunnels - so of course we we were always down there sneaking to drink and visit the boys. We sang:
"Run, run run,
I think I hear a nun!
Grab that liquor and run
If Sister should appear,
say 'Sister, have a beer,
in the cellars of old
Sacred Heart!"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 26, 2016 04:40 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Spinal Tap at April 26, 2016 04:40 PM (oTWAX)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 26, 2016 04:40 PM (WBahS)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:41 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain...circling the drain... at April 26, 2016 04:41 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 26, 2016 04:41 PM (NeFrd)
Shut up white knight! You've been well-trained!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 26, 2016 04:41 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Stevie Nicks, Tom Petty, and Bob Dylan at April 26, 2016 04:41 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 26, 2016 04:42 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 26, 2016 04:42 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Fritz at April 26, 2016 04:32 PM (UzPAd)
How about,
"A horse is a horse, of course of course..."
Or is that John Kerry's song?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 26, 2016 04:42 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:42 PM (zuTLp)
Calling us white knights.......that's racist.
Calling us black knights.......that's racist too.
Calling us at night.........you guessed it, racist.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2016 04:43 PM (MEFzG)
What, allowing a free hand to censorship by the Workers' and Peasants' Soviet for Social Justice, Trust and Safety hasn't been healthy for Twitter's bottom line?
Who could have seen that shocking plot twist coming?
Posted by: torquewrench at April 26, 2016 04:43 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: jwest at April 26, 2016 04:43 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: jazzuscounty at April 26, 2016 04:43 PM (2vqNP)
Posted by: jazzuscounty at April 26, 2016 04:43 PM (2vqNP)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 26, 2016 04:40 PM (WBahS)"
How many do you have?
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:43 PM (e8ge6)
Puffing on a rubber cigar,
It exploded;
It was loaded.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius
The version of the kid-filk classic I remember was slightly different:
We Three Kings of Orient are,
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar,
It exploded;
It was loaded --
BOOM!
We two kings of Orient are...
Posted by: zombie at April 26, 2016 04:44 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 04:44 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: DaveA at April 26, 2016 04:44 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 26, 2016 04:44 PM (X+nFp)
Oh, and to further emphasize the stupidity of her fans, they attacked Rachel Ray thinking that she'd had an affair with Jay-Z.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2016 04:45 PM (OkH8b)
It's great and my favorite cut is "Big Bad Bottom".
Posted by: Meremortal at April 26, 2016 04:45 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 26, 2016 04:45 PM (u0lmX)
Who could have seen that shocking plot twist coming?
Posted by: torquewrench at April 26, 2016 04:43 PM (noWW6)
Does Twitter even have a business model?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 26, 2016 04:45 PM (uURQL)
Man, I hope this election season is a good one - flinging Lena Dunham's avoirdupois out of the country and to Canada is turning out to be expensive.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses from the Outrage Outlet! at April 26, 2016 04:46 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2016 04:46 PM (Fmupd)
Sicentists have literally photographed the spark that happens when life begins.
http://tinyurl.com/j5ymk2o
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at April 26, 2016 04:46 PM (KdPei)
But Mr. Trump said Lyin' Ted would be the guy facing lawsuits that could be used by Democrats against him!
Why its almost as if Trump insults are all projection:
Little Marco = Trump has little hands
Lyin' Ted = Trump lies all the time - remember when he promised to release his taxes? A lie.
Corrupt Hillary = Trump admits he is corrupt and now he's going to be tried for fraud.
He also compared Ben Carson to a child molester. Yikes! We'll probably find out something once he gets the nomination. Don't tell me he runs a modeling agency with 16 and 17 year old foreign models.
Posted by: Harun at April 26, 2016 04:46 PM (UBBWX)
====
Known the World 'Round
From mu.nu on down
Was an Ewok named
Mr. O'Spades
Posted by: Bigby's Banjo Plucking Fingers at April 26, 2016 04:46 PM (3ZtZW)
If a nun should appear,
Say, "Hey, Sister, have a beer!"
In the basement, of St. Raphael's school.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 26, 2016 04:46 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Fritz at April 26, 2016 04:32 PM (UzPAd)
How about,
"A horse is a horse, of course of course..."
Or is that John Kerry's song?
Posted by: Donna and V.
Sarah Jessica Parkers' bumper music.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 04:47 PM (D4SfS)
By which you mean haunting the lonely places where the ragged people go, oh oh oh.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 04:47 PM (evdj2)
Gee, and here I've been thinking all these years that some clever S.H. student thought of it herself....
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 26, 2016 04:48 PM (u0lmX)
Just for the For the poster who thinks rockers like Stevie Nicks and Bob Dylan mumble the words...
Aging rockers sing the National Anthem (short comedy video):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pb80dbVUKM
Sorry; It always makes me laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 04:48 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 26, 2016 04:45 PM (u0lmX)
Admittedly, it was in true Moron Horde fashion.
Holy (looks about) do you think he's monitoring this place?
*loudly speaking voice* I think Donald Trump is a great guy who would never eminent domain the AoSHQ or the Outrage Outlet for anything the denizens have done - and the Golden Scalp weasel is a magnificent creature!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Pox Vobiscum - Get Your Literate Latinate Curses from the Outrage Outlet! at April 26, 2016 04:49 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 26, 2016 04:49 PM (FQKBL)
By which you mean haunting the lonely places where the ragged people go, oh oh oh.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 04:47 PM (evdj2)
Which made me think of the entire body of Simon & Garfunkels work....
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:49 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: just wait, you won't believe what happens next at April 26, 2016 04:49 PM (IQI2h)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 26, 2016 04:49 PM (WBahS)
"We'll get rid of Rosie?" Trump said. "Oh, I love it."
Me too. I'll even help them pack
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2016 04:50 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 04:47 PM (evdj2)
The whores on 7th Avenue is more like it....
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 26, 2016 04:50 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 26, 2016 04:51 PM (FQKBL)
That was f'n hilarious. When told they had the wrong Rachel, most responded, "Don't matter ".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2016 04:51 PM (D4SfS)
Posted by: Joe Hallenback at April 26, 2016 04:51 PM (EWRow)
Geez, at least come up with an ORIGINAL form of trolling. Have some pride.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2016 04:51 PM (MEFzG)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 26, 2016 04:44 PM (X+nFp)
( *smiles sheepishly *)
( *looks down at shoes* )
( *scuffs dirt* )
Uh...well...you see...
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:51 PM (e8ge6)
Yeah yeah I know, THE HORROR!
Wth is up with that dude.
"Beeeaaayuo frooodooossh theeeeeeera musssopa"
Or some such incoherent bs.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 26, 2016 04:52 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at April 26, 2016 04:52 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:52 PM (zuTLp)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens
Duh -- of course they do.
Here's the Executive Summary:
Twitter Business Model
1. Get a lot of venture capital investment.
2. Pay ourselves huge salaries and huge benefit packages and stock options when the money is flowing freely.
3. Buy as much real estate and sock away as much cash as possible in offshore accounts for as long as possible.
4. Utterly fail to ever come up with a way to monetize the company or ever generate enough profits to break even.
5. Keep luring in more investment $$$ with false promises, to prop things up while you keep socking that dough away.
6. Eventually implement some ruinous way to extract money from users and advertisers, but in so doing render the whole service unusable, so everyone abandons it.
7. Keep draining the company of as much cash as possible as it implodes.
8. Retire in style after the bankruptcy. Sweet!
Posted by: zombie at April 26, 2016 04:52 PM (jBuUi)
Yikes! We'll probably find out something once he gets the nomination.
Don't tell me he runs a modeling agency with 16 and 17 year old foreign
models.
Posted by: Harun at April 26, 2016 04:46 PM (UBBWX)
There is that whole pedo island thing that he and Bill are mixed up in.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 26, 2016 04:53 PM (3JA/M)
Sicentists have literally photographed the spark that happens when life begins.
more like life continuing. that sperm is already alive.
Posted by: x at April 26, 2016 04:53 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: GnuBreed, Drudge style at April 26, 2016 04:54 PM (gyKtp)
Heh. Isn't that kind of like some kind of Ponzi scheme?
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:55 PM (e8ge6)
"Your tampon's leaking, bitch.'
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 26, 2016 04:55 PM (2GfPg)
448 Throwing it out there... Ace doesn't need defending, he can take care of himself. We say complimentary things about him because we like the guy. Directed at a nobody in particular.
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2016 04:52 PM (zuTLp)
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I agree. And Ace posts a lot of stuff. Serious stuff. Funny stuff. New stuff. New stuff.
Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2016 04:56 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Grump928(c) wonders why you didn't come to him like a fucking man at April 26, 2016 04:56 PM (evdj2)
And he said he'd date his daughter.
And he groped Miss Universe contestants...I'm sure some were very young.
Posted by: Harun at April 26, 2016 04:56 PM (UBBWX)
Heh. Isn't that kind of like some kind of Ponzi scheme?
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:55 PM (e8ge6)
I think you mean #PonziScheme
#BringBackOurMonies
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 26, 2016 04:56 PM (uURQL)
Not lyrics, but music. Our hymnal has an index listing hymns by the number of syllables per line. 8/6/8/6, for example. Every hymn in that listing can be sung to every other. Joy to the World can be sung to O Little Town of Bethlehem (and vice versa). I used to have fun with that when I was accompanying Sunday School services--play one hymn as a descant for another.
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at April 26, 2016 05:00 PM (pZEKq)
Posted by: Cheri at April 26, 2016 05:02 PM (oiNtH)
election in Maine alloted Trump 9 delegates, but he will get 19 out of
the 23 delegates now because....well because he's so awesome!!
So Trump won 9 delegates, but will only get 1 at the convention. How very democratic (little d).
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 26, 2016 04:27 PM (0LHZx)
First... we do not live in a Democracy (and I can't think of any better example than the Trump phenomenon to illustrate why).
Second, the delegates that Trump won, he doesn't get to keep past whatever ballot is set by the rules in Maine. That is why putting effort into the state conventions is so important. Cruz has grasped that but Trump has not.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 26, 2016 05:03 PM (3JA/M)
http://bit.ly/1DYRIc2
That's really funny. I had no idea it was investigated,and even less idea what the lyrics were.
Posted by: stace at April 26, 2016 05:07 PM (ozZau)
election in Maine alloted Trump 9 delegates, but he will get 19 out of
the 23 delegates now because....well because he's so awesome!!So Trump won 9 delegates, but will only get 1 at the convention. How very democratic (little d)."
Trump won Florida 45.7%.
But he got 100% of the delegates.
so how about the Trump whiners shutting up about democratic results and "the rules."
Trump won a Nevada Caucaus. Its not like he never heard of these things before.
Just because he's cheap to spend his own money and didn't hire good staff, don't whine about how "its not faaaaaaair."
Trump received $2 billion in free airtime.
Posted by: Harun at April 26, 2016 05:14 PM (UBBWX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2016 05:15 PM (w4NZ8)
you know you can sing 'Amazing Grace' to the tune of 'House of the
Rising Son'?
True story.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2016 04:27 PM (e8ge6)
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Oh my gosh, you're right! Now I can't get it out of my head. I may never be able to sing it the right way again.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 26, 2016 05:27 PM (dFi94)
Those are not the straws you're looking for.
Move along, move along.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 26, 2016 05:31 PM (Xo1Rt)
I don't trust Trump. I don't trust Cruz, and I'll never vote for a Clinton or a Communist wannabe like Sanders. SMOD looks promising.
Posted by: MsYoung at April 26, 2016 05:34 PM (Gg0Z/)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 26, 2016 05:27 PM (dFi94)
Had to try it. I like!
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 26, 2016 05:35 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: pjf at April 26, 2016 06:10 PM (ffo2W)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mTv1Dmu5CYc
Featuring Ted Cruz as Phillip.
Because what's "Make America Great Again" but a more optimistic repackaging of "Rage against the dying of the light?"
Posted by: DTLV at April 26, 2016 06:36 PM (3n6sq)
But that's some funny shit right there, I don't care who you are.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 26, 2016 06:42 PM (eHpnh)
Posted by: Smallish Bees at April 26, 2016 07:41 PM (yjhOG)
Now if I can just attract some hot, clueless lady fly to come over here and put out for a few ten thousandths of a second, you'll all be thanking my offspring for cleaning up this mess.
You're welcome.
Posted by: A random fly at April 26, 2016 10:41 PM (aFa2V)
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