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I can sky so much higher than that! I would've played b-ball in high school but coach thought my style was too street & authentic. So I lettered in choom & bogarting.
Posted by: POTUS at April 30, 2016 08:51 AM (gwG9s) 2
C'mon, man...the guy in Nashville has had the zombie statue in his yard for FIVE YEARS. They're just now noticing it? It must not be that big of a deal...except, you know, homeowner's association.
Posted by: anisocialist at April 30, 2016 08:54 AM (9n14Y) 3
Time to get a paper and a lottery ticket. Maybe I'll spring for the trifecta and get a malt likker too.
The newspaper is for a craft project. So is the beer. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 30, 2016 08:58 AM (jR7Wy) 4
I have a question
Several times a year armed masked men bust into a Dollar Stores here and rob the clerk. A Dollar Store. I mean. What kind of money are we talking here! Not much. Is it because there is no security? Is it former employees? Do they usually have a lot of cash on hand? Is it the neighborhoods they are in? Why Dollar Stores? Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 08:58 AM (zOTsN) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2016 08:59 AM (u82oZ) 6
I mean if I am going to jail for robbery it better be for more than the daily receipts of a damn Dollar Store
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 08:59 AM (zOTsN) 7
What a miserable morning. At least it's finals week at CU so the library will be open. I wish it was finals week every week
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2016 09:00 AM (rec3C) 8
The guy in Oregon must have wanted to get laid real, real, real bad. Empty the cash drawer, the deposit bag, the donation jar on the counter, give her a laptop computer, and then tip her with an exotic pet. A bushbaby. How appropriate.
Posted by: anisocialist at April 30, 2016 09:00 AM (9n14Y) 9
ThunderB
Crooks are stupid and lazy. Dollar stores are more open and available to those scumbags than a Macy's. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2016 09:00 AM (u82oZ) 10
BTU, I enjoyed the review of "Albion's Seed" immensely. Thanks for the link!
That was you, wasn't it? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 30, 2016 09:01 AM (jR7Wy) 11
The newspaper is for a craft project.
So is the beer. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 30, 2016 08:58 AM (jR7Wy) ********* That's why I buy beer, too.Craft beer. Posted by: anisocialist at April 30, 2016 09:01 AM (9n14Y) 12
Ha! BTH, not BTU!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 30, 2016 09:03 AM (jR7Wy) 13
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/selection-du-weekend-190-51.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:03 AM (nbhcX) 14
I guess so. Same reason they rob 7-11s. Although here they wait until gas stations close, take a stolen pick up truck and hit the building, and then try to take the ATM inside
This also almost never works. The truck is too damaged to get away. The ATM is too heavy, or they can't get the ATM in the back of the truck Planning people, planning Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:04 AM (zOTsN) 15
I mean if I am going to jail for robbery it better be for more than the daily receipts of a damn Dollar Store
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 08:59 AM (zOTsN) Probably, because their customers are more likely to use cash(?) People by and large, at least where I live, use credit cards for everything unless it's a piddly sum. but yeah, stupid to rob for those sums. Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2016 09:05 AM (oU3Bb) 16
That's why I buy beer, too.Craft beer.
--- I support local artists! The Raven special lager is pretty fine. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 30, 2016 09:05 AM (jR7Wy) 17
It's all about the dollars.
Posted by: Nicky Santoro at April 30, 2016 09:06 AM (gwG9s) 18
Not so petty cash for perhaps a lucky Moron - Powerball cash jackpot is $204.7 million tonight.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:06 AM (nbhcX) 19
Places that have cash I guess and available. I say go big or home
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:07 AM (zOTsN) 20
"Why Dollar Stores?"
1. There are dollars there 2. It is usually only a few steps from the Dollar Store to the type of urban setting where a robber can disappear into the community. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2016 09:07 AM (ptqRm) 21
*waves to Anna*
Okay people, it's pants-on time for Eris. Time for my public face *paints smile on* Anna, got your PowerBall ticket? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 30, 2016 09:07 AM (jR7Wy) 22
Another popular place to rob in Houston? Places that sell hair for weaves. That hair is expensive! Anyway a few times a year one of those places gets broken into and someone steals all their hair
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:09 AM (zOTsN) 23
Time to get a paper and a lottery ticket. Maybe I'll spring for the trifecta and get a malt likker too.
Oh, I think I know that place. Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2016 09:09 AM (1xUj/) 24
I am thinking of getting tickets. But also have 8 hours of work tonight.
Yeah I should buy a ticket or two so I don't have to worry about work. Do you have a ticket? Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:10 AM (nbhcX) 25
I see that devout Catholic Joe Biden is around the Vatican for some sort of international conference on cancer. I almost expect Joe to be Joe and say that "cancer is a cancer on society."
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 30, 2016 09:10 AM (ctqZB) 26
>>The newspaper is for a craft project.
So is the beer. I'm intrigued - but guessing you didn't find instruction for this "craft" at Marthastewart.com? Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2016 09:10 AM (NOIQH) 27
Maybe a Cardinal at the Vatican will suggest Joey Bidet try the canoli while in the Pope Alexander apartments...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:12 AM (nbhcX) 28
Probably a black market for stolen hair
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:12 AM (zOTsN) 29
And in other news, the media finally notices a truth as reported by NASA. A warmer planet is a greener planet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:13 AM (nbhcX) 30
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The truck is too damaged to get away. The ATM is too heavy, or they can't get the ATM in the back of the truck Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:04 AM (zOTsN) That sounds like hard work. Wouldn't it be easier to just get a job? Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2016 09:13 AM (sdi6R) 31
Asked my optometrist why she her office was like Fort Knox. Big money in designer eyeglass frames. Who knew? The Russian mob.
Posted by: Do Not Remove This Tag at April 30, 2016 09:13 AM (gwG9s) 32
Carried over from the early thread, 'cause I'm a giver.
From this week in 1944- on the beachhead at Anzio. The EZ Dog Journal Apr 29, 1944 - It's getting awfully close to the end of April and still no invasion. V-- writes they are setting themselves up in their very best parade ground style - -Saturday inspections and all - down below. So maybe we are just waiting until the real-big picture breaks. Apr 30, 1944 - No invasion. Now will sweat it out through May. Not much doing today. A few shells fell in town. The front was generally quiet. SSF tried a raid to the east but were not very successful. V-- was a good friend of EZ Dog's who was stationed with the 5th Army in Naples at this time. the real-big picture => The much anticipated Normandy invasion, expected at any time now. SSF => 1st Special Services Force "The Devil's Brigade" spent this part of the war in the eastern flank of the beachhead. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 30, 2016 09:14 AM (mvenn) 33
oh, as per Fox news just now, Rasmussen has Trump and Clinton tied at 38-38. Not so promising for either one.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 30, 2016 09:14 AM (ctqZB) 34
does the pope celebrate May Day?
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:14 AM (zOTsN) 35
Maybe a Cardinal at the Vatican will suggest Joey Bidet try the canoli while in the Pope Alexander apartments...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:12 AM (nbhcX) Joey will tell the Cardinal their roster looks good this year but the Cubs will be tough to beat Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 30, 2016 09:15 AM (45oDG) Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:17 AM (zOTsN) 37
33 oh, as per Fox news just now, Rasmussen has Trump and Clinton tied at 38-38. Not so promising for either one.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 30, 2016 09:14 AM (ctqZB) Still well within the margin of fraud. I wonder how many illegals will be voting this year? Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2016 09:17 AM (sdi6R) 38
Still well within the margin of fraud. I wonder how many illegals will be voting this year?
Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2016 09:17 AM (sdi6R) All of them. Twice Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 30, 2016 09:18 AM (45oDG) Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:18 AM (zOTsN) 40
Texas voter id law held up in court
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:19 AM (zOTsN) 41
oh, as per Fox news just now, Rasmussen has Trump and Clinton tied at 38-38. Not so promising for either one. Posted by: mallfly suPreme HOW LOW CAN THEY GO!! It's political limbo! Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at April 30, 2016 09:19 AM (+1T7c) 42
Still well within the margin of fraud. I wonder how many illegals will be voting this year?
Posted by: rickl Well, all of them. Twice. Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at April 30, 2016 09:20 AM (+1T7c) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2016 09:22 AM (9ym/8) 44
And more news of the weird - Ferguson gets its first Starbucks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:22 AM (nbhcX) 45
When is was voting in the primary a Muslim man and his wife had already voted by mail and we're trying to vote again. They wouldn't let them
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:23 AM (zOTsN) Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 30, 2016 09:23 AM (Ndje9) 47
Ferguson needs a 5 dollar coffee
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:23 AM (zOTsN) 48
Starbucks did this to provide employment. Wonderful
Who is gonna buy their 5 dollar coffee at that location Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:24 AM (zOTsN) 49
40 Texas voter id law held up in court
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:19 AM (zOTsN) That's good to hear, but I wonder how strictly it's enforced by Democrat poll workers in Democrat majority precincts. Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2016 09:25 AM (sdi6R) Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Coffee Matters at April 30, 2016 09:27 AM (WVsWD) 51
I live in Houston which is blue in an area that is blue and they checked IDs and didn't let this guy and his wife vote twice. And I'm pretty sure they we not voting republican
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:27 AM (zOTsN) 52
several links don't work
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 30, 2016 09:27 AM (Cq0oW) 53
Texas voter id law held up in court
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:19 AM (zOTsN) The one her in NC, too. Of course, the NAACP "Moral Monday" crowd is furious. But, Gov. McCrory made a good point - hell, you have to have photo ID to board a plane or buy Sudafed. Or beer. Or cigarettes. So - y'all tell me again why requiring one to vote is "disenfranchisement"... Posted by: anisocialist at April 30, 2016 09:28 AM (9n14Y) 54
"That's good to hear, but I wonder how strictly it's enforced by Democrat poll workers in Democrat majority precincts."
I vote in the Democrat Primary in Texas. Polling agents aren't corrupt here but just don't have much to work with. People that they know are dead are still on the rolls. They don't let anybody walk in and vote under anyone's name. Now, what happens at the courthouse I can't say. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2016 09:28 AM (9ym/8) 55
I can sky so much higher than that! I would've played b-ball in high school but coach thought my style was too street & authentic. So I lettered in choom & bogarting.
Posted by: POTUS ^^That's awesome^^ Posted by: AmeriDan at April 30, 2016 09:29 AM (wOLLt) 56
Eat shit, everybody!
Posted by: Vanessa at April 30, 2016 09:29 AM (eHpnh) 57
The newspaper is for a craft project. So is the beer. And here I had thought craft beer meant something else... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2016 09:29 AM (BK3ZS) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2016 09:30 AM (9ym/8) 59
Vanessa, you first darling. And bless your heart.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:31 AM (nbhcX) Posted by: Aviator at April 30, 2016 09:32 AM (c7vUv) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2016 09:32 AM (BK3ZS) Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 30, 2016 09:32 AM (Cq0oW) 63
Who is gonna buy their 5 dollar coffee at that location
In the in-grocery-store starbucks around here you can get a basic cup of coffee for less than two dollars, IIRC. I buy one once in a blue moon. Posted by: Grey Fox at April 30, 2016 09:33 AM (bZ7mE) Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 09:35 AM (/ciMI) 65
chock full o nuts goes for 8 @ 5lbs
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 30, 2016 09:36 AM (Cq0oW) Posted by: President of Pulman Coach Company" at April 30, 2016 09:36 AM (wOLLt) 67
What's the PowerBall jackpot up to now?
Never mind. Hell, if it's $100, it's more than I've got right now. "Filthy rich" is a totally subjective concept. Posted by: anisocialist at April 30, 2016 09:36 AM (9n14Y) 68
Yes but they make their money in the venti sugar free mocha frappacino with soy
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:37 AM (zOTsN) 69
What to spend Powerball winnings on:
An island? http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/ginger-island A P-51? http://www.platinumfighters.com/#!mustang-iii/c3sl Or 30K+ acres in Texas? http://www.landwatch.com/Jeff-Davis-County-Texas-Land-for-sale/pid/289431710 Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:38 AM (nbhcX) 70
Well, guess I'd better get busy on my to-do list.
Kid wants to go to the air show on base today. Meh, but... Posted by: anisocialist at April 30, 2016 09:38 AM (9n14Y) Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 09:38 AM (/ciMI) 72
What to spend Powerball winnings on:
An island? http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/ginger-island A P-51? http://www.platinumfighters.com/#!mustang-iii/c3sl Or 30K+ acres in Texas? http://www.landwatch.com/Jeff-Davis-County-Texas-Land-for-sale/pid/289431710 Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:38 AM (nbhcX) I can't decide. Wrap 'em all up, I'll take 'em. Of course, I'd be happy with a pony, but... Posted by: anisocialist at April 30, 2016 09:39 AM (9n14Y) Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at April 30, 2016 09:40 AM (/ciMI) 74
A 20-year-old Saginaw man lost both his legs after being dragged by a train Monday, April 25, after leading police on a short foot chase.
***** Short foot chase, heh! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 30, 2016 09:41 AM (mvenn) 75
Another popular place to rob in Houston?
Dentist offices, apparently. My cousin's office has been broken into three time. Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2016 09:41 AM (GgxVX) 76
A 20-year-old Saginaw man lost both his legs after being dragged by a train Monday, April 25, after leading police on a short foot chase. ***** Short foot chase, heh! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon Sounds like he could use a leg up in life. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 09:42 AM (/ciMI) 77
Yes but they make their money in the venti sugar free mocha frappacino with soy
Posted by: ThunderB Can you imagine their insurance rates? That store is a write off from the get go. I guess they'll make up for it in tax breaks, and free publicity as the national news shows it burning during the next go round. Posted by: AmeriDan at April 30, 2016 09:42 AM (wOLLt) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2016 09:42 AM (9ym/8) 79
A Dutch dentist of horror named Jacobus terrorizing the French in a rural town? The screenplay writes itself.
Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2016 09:42 AM (UzPAd) 80
Remember the guy Dewey Crowe on Justified? He needed money to buy back his kidneys. So, he is trying to rob places early in the morning with money and cant find any.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 30, 2016 09:43 AM (iQIUe) 81
"http://www.landwatch.com/Jeff-Davis-County-Texas-Land-for-sale/pid/289431710"
Thirty acres in Jeff Davis County is worth every damn dollar. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2016 09:43 AM (9ym/8) Posted by: AmeriDan at April 30, 2016 09:44 AM (wOLLt) Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at April 30, 2016 09:44 AM (QE7sO) 84
I can sky so much higher than that! I would've played b-ball in high school but coach thought my style was too street & authentic. So I lettered in choom & bogarting. Posted by: POTUS at April 30, 2016 08:51 AM (gwG9s) After seeing JugEars toss up brick after brick during those b-ball photo ops, I'm convinced that the only reason he was on the varsity basketball team at Punahou was because he was pretty much the only black guy at the school. "The team sucks, we need a ringer. Let's get the haole Negro!" Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2016 09:44 AM (o98Jz) 85
OK, I have $27.12 in my pocket. The first person to deliver a Large Dark Roast coffee, a Strawberry Banana Yogurt Parfait and a container of Purple seedless grapes gets it.
Who's up for it?! Posted by: Tim in GA at April 30, 2016 09:44 AM (YLidQ) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 30, 2016 09:45 AM (mvenn) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2016 09:46 AM (ptqRm) 88
Next- an Abercrombie and Fitch thrift store
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon A Madame Wendy's Gourmet Fastfood. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 09:46 AM (/ciMI) Posted by: AmeriDan at April 30, 2016 09:47 AM (wOLLt) 90
I got 404s on the bushbaby link and the job hunting advice link.
Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2016 09:47 AM (GgxVX) 91
Lost in all the cacaphony on Tuesday is the delicious fact that DeRay McKesson, Mister Black Lives Splatter, rounded up all of 2.5% of the D vote in the primary for B'more mayor. I guess he could use sone pointers from Sir Golfsalot on how to trade up from community activist to the bigs in politics. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2016 09:47 AM (BK3ZS) 92
Did Michelle Fields get assigned to cover that foot chase?
Oh wait, she's the one-armed person who killed Kimble's family right? Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:47 AM (nbhcX) 93
Short foot chase, heh!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon Sounds like he could use a leg up in life. ---- The poor kid now suffers from Restless Leg Syndrome. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 09:48 AM (/ciMI) Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at April 30, 2016 09:48 AM (+1T7c) 95
Ricardo, what would be fun. Buy that land in Jeff Davis. Build an RAF WWII style airfield on it. Get the P-51 and host your own air show.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:48 AM (nbhcX) 96
It will be the first Starbucks to get robbed like a Dollar Store. Clerks will be pressured not to report the theft
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:49 AM (zOTsN) Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 09:49 AM (/ciMI) 98
"...after leading police on a short foot chase."
Obviously his Darwin Award campaign has no legs. Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 30, 2016 09:49 AM (ykw8a) 99
Wow, MisHum- where are you finding these gems?
Police say a woman who may have mental problems tried to run down her parents and led authorities on a 100-mph chase along Southern California freeways before finally taking off her clothes on a Los Angeles street. ***** May have mental problems? May? Just possibly? Perchance? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 30, 2016 09:50 AM (mvenn) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:50 AM (nbhcX) 101
I just added up my monthly expenses. Because of a new water heater and property taxes, I was in the red for March and April, but still (barely) in the black for the year so far. Yay!
Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2016 09:50 AM (sdi6R) 102
OK, I have $27.12 in my pocket. The first person to deliver a Large Dark Roast coffee, a Strawberry Banana Yogurt Parfait and a container of Purple seedless grapes gets it. Who's up for it?! Posted by: Tim in GA at April 30, 2016 09:44 AM (YLidQ) Would you take a cold instant MRE coffee, a half-opened cup of Yoplait and a stale Ho-Ho? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2016 09:50 AM (o98Jz) 103
Obviously his Darwin Award campaign has no legs. He soon will have a platform to speak upon, however. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2016 09:50 AM (BK3ZS) 104
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that if you make the decision while sober to crawl under a moving train in order to evade arrest it is only the latest in a long line of poor decisions.
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 30, 2016 09:50 AM (vbvxt) Posted by: Legless Wonder at April 30, 2016 09:50 AM (/ciMI) 106
I can see why a dentist would get robbed
They have all the best strongest pain medication. The best drugs, narcotics Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:51 AM (zOTsN) 107
The police were stumped when they could only find one leg.
Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2016 09:52 AM (UzPAd) Posted by: Joe Biden Buying a Venti Crappacino at April 30, 2016 09:52 AM (eHpnh) 109
104 I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that if you make the decision while sober to crawl under a moving train in order to evade arrest it is only the latest in a long line of poor decisions.
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 30, 2016 09:50 AM (vbvxt) ISWYDT. Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2016 09:52 AM (sdi6R) 110
Why NASA?
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:17 AM (zOTsN) Well, you don't expect them to get their hands dirty working on those filthy rockets, do you? Posted by: creeper at April 30, 2016 09:52 AM (ghfOx) 111
Would you take a cold instant MRE coffee, a half-opened cup of Yoplait and a stale Ho-Ho?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2016 09:50 AM (o98Jz) ***** Sorry, I have standards. They're exceptionall low, but there ya go. Posted by: Tim in GA at April 30, 2016 09:52 AM (YLidQ) 112
Darwin Award!? Darwin's Law states that creatures without legs suddenly grew them, not the other way around. You guys don't science at all.
Posted by: Neil DeGassy Tyson at April 30, 2016 09:52 AM (/ciMI) 113
I can see why a dentist would get robbed They have all the best strongest pain medication. The best drugs, narcotics Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:51 AM (zOTsN) Unless he was a British dentist..... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2016 09:52 AM (o98Jz) 114
watching animal farm with the kid now.
and have watership down and the plague dogs in the queue gonna do this mental scarring right dammit Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 30, 2016 09:53 AM (Cq0oW) 115
Oh my. That dentist story. Oh dear.
Posted by: bluebell at April 30, 2016 09:53 AM (3P4zd) 116
does the pope celebrate May Day?
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:14 AM (zOTsN) Why do I expect this one to have a massive parade through the Vatican, "just to keep up"? Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2016 09:53 AM (S2K+k) 117
Would you take a cold instant MRE coffee, a half-opened cup of Yoplait and a stale Ho-Ho? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2016 09:50 AM (o98Jz) ***** Sorry, I have standards. They're exceptionall low, but there ya go. Posted by: Tim in GA at April 30, 2016 09:52 AM (YLidQ) Hmm. The cold MRE coffee was the bridge too far, wasn't it? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2016 09:54 AM (o98Jz) 118
Everyone calls me "Scooter" now.
Posted by: Legless Wonder at April 30, 2016 09:54 AM (/ciMI) 119
Build an RAF WWII style airfield on it. Get the P-51 and host your own air show.
Posted by: Anna Puma My late uncle and a bunch of his friends owned a private airfield south of Dayton (well, they were all partners in it). Where they all kept their planes and flew out of. Every June, they would have their own airshow. It was really pretty cool. They had some people fly in classic warbirds (I missed out on getting a ride in a B-25 one year). After the show, most of the guys that had planes would roll them out and give people rides. My uncle had two planes there, his business Bellanca Viking and his red Waco biplane. Needless to say, people loved going up in the Waco when he flew it. Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at April 30, 2016 09:54 AM (+1T7c) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 30, 2016 09:54 AM (mvenn) 121
"Ricardo, what would be fun. Buy that land in Jeff Davis. Build an RAF WWII style airfield on it. Get the P-51 and host your own air show."
A nice grass airfield. A Saturday. The popping sound of a Merlin. Oh my. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2016 09:54 AM (9ym/8) 122
Everyone calls me "Scooter" now. Posted by: Legless Wonder at April 30, 2016 09:54 AM (/ciMI) Yeah, yeah. Whatever, Matt. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2016 09:54 AM (o98Jz) 123
Hmm. The cold MRE coffee was the bridge too far, wasn't it?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2016 09:54 AM (o98Jz) ***** That was indeed the break point. Posted by: Tim in GA at April 30, 2016 09:55 AM (YLidQ) 124
ISWYDT.
Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2016 09:52 AM (sdi6R) *points at Anna Puma* She started it. Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 30, 2016 09:55 AM (vbvxt) 125
His young wife, Eileen, left to carry on without him.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 30, 2016 09:55 AM (mvenn) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2016 09:56 AM (BK3ZS) Posted by: Bob at April 30, 2016 09:56 AM (ptqRm) 128
This joke's got legs!
Posted by: Do Not Taunt the Happy Pun Ball at April 30, 2016 09:56 AM (/ciMI) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:57 AM (nbhcX) 130
These leg puns are disarming.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at April 30, 2016 09:57 AM (+1T7c) 131
Morning.
Bad storms in East Texas and surrounding areas. Family killed in Palestine in a flood. 1000s without power in the ARK-LA-TEX. I was up very late watching some of the tornado reports east of here. Posted by: Mama AJ at April 30, 2016 09:57 AM (nXeSu) 132
"My uncle had two planes there, his business Bellanca Viking and his red Waco biplane."
No shit? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2016 09:57 AM (9ym/8) 133
At least that poor man didn't have to Saginaw his legs off lije those poor wolves caught in traps often do. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2016 09:58 AM (BK3ZS) 134
The Ricardo Kill International Airport of Peruvia
Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:58 AM (zOTsN) 135
A good gauge of how bad the Chinese economy is getting is seeing how much they initiate conflict with their neighbors. Is there any better way to distract your citizen's suffering than a righteous war against the running dogs of capitalism?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 30, 2016 09:58 AM (ppaKI) 136
I was up very late watching some of the tornado reports east of here.
Posted by: Mama AJ Glad they passed through OKC before bedtime. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 09:58 AM (/ciMI) 137
Partial to the Model 17 Staggerwing when it comes to biplanes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 09:58 AM (nbhcX) 138
A good gauge of how bad the Chinese economy is
getting is seeing how much they initiate conflict with their neighbors. Is there any better way to distract your citizen's suffering than a righteous war against the running dogs of capitalism? Posted by: Citizen Cake Nope! Posted by: College Professors at April 30, 2016 09:58 AM (/ciMI) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2016 10:00 AM (ptqRm) 140
I was looking at some of the hail pictures from Ft. Smith, AR, Mama AJ. They are unbelievable. I was wondering if you knew if any of the neighborhoods flooded in North Bossier during the big flood? We may retire there eventually. Property taxes are much lower there than Shreveport.
Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2016 10:00 AM (GgxVX) 141
Trader Joe's Pawn Shop
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 30, 2016 10:01 AM (wOLLt) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2016 10:01 AM (o98Jz) 143
G'mornin, Horde !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2016 10:01 AM (gUoN4) 144
I'm very satisfied with my dentist's office, but there is one hygienist who cleans my teeth rather vigorously while lecturing me about smoking. She causes quite a bit more pain than the one who cleans my teeth without giving me a lecture. I get the impression that the first one doesn't like smoking, or smokers.
Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2016 10:01 AM (sdi6R) 145
No shit?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill No shit. He passed away last fall (92). He hadn't flown in years, though. He was pretty well off, but he made it all himself, worked hard as hell for a lot of years. He used to fly down to Texas (Houston) for business. He used to make well-head parts for Red Adair. Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at April 30, 2016 10:01 AM (+1T7c) 146
Fiddy Cent Store.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 10:01 AM (/ciMI) 147
>>Or 30K+ acres in Texas?
Hey, if y'all want land in Jeff Davis County, I know of a much smaller and affordable patch for sale right down the road from there! Posted by: Mama AJ at April 30, 2016 10:02 AM (nXeSu) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2016 10:02 AM (BK3ZS) 149
Joseph A. Credit Union
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 10:03 AM (/ciMI) 150
A good gauge of how bad the Chinese economy is
getting is seeing how much they initiate conflict with their neighbors. Is there any better way to distract your citizen's suffering than a righteous war against the running dogs of capitalism? Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 30, 2016 09:58 AM (ppaKI) Word Posted by: Argentine Military Junta at April 30, 2016 10:03 AM (S2K+k) 151
Bellagio Motor Lodge and Tavern
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 30, 2016 10:04 AM (mvenn) 152
Aspiring Rapper's Wearhouse.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 10:04 AM (/ciMI) 153
Bail Bonds and Beyond.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2016 10:04 AM (1xUj/) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2016 10:04 AM (BK3ZS) 155
Posted by: Anna Puma
*sitting ovation* Posted by: Legless Wonder LOL. Add a spew alert next time. **grabs the paper towels** Posted by: AmeriDan at April 30, 2016 10:05 AM (wOLLt) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 10:05 AM (nbhcX) 157
Victornasasha's Secret
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 10:05 AM (/ciMI) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2016 10:05 AM (BK3ZS) 159
Boomberg's
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 30, 2016 10:05 AM (mvenn) 160
Gap-toothed Clothes
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 10:06 AM (/ciMI) 161
Catch everyone later. Road trip for tickets. So I can perhaps maybe in a very off chance afford some big dreams when striking it big...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 10:06 AM (nbhcX) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2016 10:06 AM (BK3ZS) 163
Forever 21-to-Life
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 10:07 AM (/ciMI) 164
anybody said 'Banana Republic' yet?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 30, 2016 10:07 AM (mvenn) 165
In more sanitizing history news: Confederate statue with Jefferson Davis to be moved from near campus at U of Louisville, which was a Union city, to another location. Davis of course was born in Kentucky and the statue has been at U of L since 1895.
Posted by: nckate at April 30, 2016 10:07 AM (/ygaY) Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 30, 2016 10:08 AM (ppaKI) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2016 10:08 AM (nbhcX) 168
Two condos in Manhattan for $57.5 million is not on my lottery list. http://tinyurl.com/jxkkpoh
Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2016 10:09 AM (GgxVX) 169
Joe's Bust-a-Cap Shack
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 30, 2016 10:09 AM (mvenn) 170
Bergdorf 'ightman
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 10:09 AM (/ciMI) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2016 10:09 AM (BK3ZS) 172
IKEA Rent 2 Own
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 30, 2016 10:10 AM (wOLLt) 173
I just had a brilliant idea, from watching 'Bulls and Bears' on Fox.
How to educate college students about capitalism and socialism: After their first semester, those students whose grades put them in the top 20 percent must spend an hour a day five days a week tutoring those students whose grades make them the bottom 20 percent. We can repeat this every semester. That's fair, isn't it? Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 30, 2016 10:10 AM (qSIlh) 174
Louis Vuitton Cash'n'Loan
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 10:10 AM (/ciMI) Posted by: eman at April 30, 2016 10:10 AM (MQEz6) 176
Davis of course was born in Kentucky and the statue has been at U of L since 1895.
Posted by: nckate The past will be scrubbed to conform to the narrative of the present. As the old communist saying was, we're not worried about the future, it's the past that keeps changing. Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at April 30, 2016 10:11 AM (+1T7c) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2016 10:11 AM (BK3ZS) 178
I was stationed at a RAF base. They closed all but 2 of them (Lakenheath and Mildenhall). Damned shame. Brits may have a couple more, but their ops are so small it hardly matters.
Although our terrific NSA that spies on the US from their yuuge Menwith Hill facility is expanding very operational. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2016 10:11 AM (89T5c) 179
I can see why a dentist would get robbed
They have all the best strongest pain medication. The best drugs, narcotics Posted by: ThunderB at April 30, 2016 09:51 AM (zOTsN) Four words: Open All Night Pharmacies My dentist got broken into once. But, he was, well not exactly laughing about it- but he thought it immensely stupid becuz: Zero drugs - Open All Night Pharmacies so no reason to keep drugs anymore Zero cash - becuz almost everyone of his patients used credit cards. He said cash was a rarity. And he'd made the nitrous very hard to access and remove without the right keys - no explanation on that one. And finally, what're they going to do? Pawn dental equipment? Aaaaaanywho, that was several years ago and he hasn't been robbed since then. So yeah, no incentive for crooks. Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2016 10:11 AM (oU3Bb) 180
Maybe all the confederate and davis stuff needs to be moved to the Jefferson Davis state historic site in Kentucky. Actually surprised there's still a state park for the dude.
Posted by: nckate at April 30, 2016 10:12 AM (/ygaY) 181
DeShawn & DeLucca
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2016 10:13 AM (0spTc) 182
After their first semester, those students whose grades put them in the top 20 percent must spend an hour a day five days a week tutoring those students whose grades make them the bottom 20 percent. We can repeat this every semester. That's fair, isn't it?
Nope, that requires too much effort from the people with lower grades. Just take enough of the GPA from the higher ones and give the others enough to make it to 2.0. Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2016 10:13 AM (GgxVX) 183
Got a ride in a Staggerwing once, and it was nice and easy to fly, so I foolishly asked the owner if I could land it. His exact words were "No, if you tried and wrecked it I'd kill myself, and if you landed it okay the first try, I'd also kill myself. So, no."
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 30, 2016 10:13 AM (ykw8a) 184
Ankle-Monitor Locker
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 10:13 AM (/ciMI) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2016 10:13 AM (9ym/8) 186
Plea Bargain Outlet
Posted by: eman at April 30, 2016 10:15 AM (MQEz6) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2016 10:15 AM (BK3ZS) 188
Shady Van in Parking Lot Guns Ammo
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 10:15 AM (/ciMI) Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 10:16 AM (/ciMI) Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2016 10:16 AM (oU3Bb) 191
Good morning 'rons and 'ettes,
If you want to brighten up your morning, go to YouTube and search for "Trigglypuff". She is in the process of becoming a legend. Posted by: OregonMuse at April 30, 2016 10:16 AM (e8ge6) 192
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2016 10:11 AM (89T5c)
And now they're closing Mildenhall. I was stationed at Lakenheath. Dismal place. Posted by: antisocialist at April 30, 2016 10:16 AM (rgWts) 193
After a litter of children I knew Jefferson would be my last. I insisted his middle name be 'Fini'.
Posted by: Jefferson Davis' Mother at April 30, 2016 10:17 AM (nckx1) 194
>> I was wondering if you knew if any of the neighborhoods flooded in North Bossier during the big flood?
I know way more than I want to know! The spots around Red Chute Bayou had problems. But I know a bunch of people from church who live over there and they didn't even evacuate. Dogwood was partially evacuated. I know there was flooding back in the 90s that was a problem on both sides of Airline, but I'm not sure exactly which neighborhoods. Brownlee had problems, IIRC. When the Red flooded (the worst of the three 100 year floods in the last year...so far) the only problems up here were Cash Point RV park and the idiots who built big ol' houses on the wrong side of the levee. River Bluff is the street and/or development name. >>We may retire there eventually. Welcome in advance! My husband is starting up a business here, so we'll be around. >>Property taxes are much lower there than Shreveport. Strangely enough, our flood insurance is going up $500 this year. Posted by: Mama AJ at April 30, 2016 10:17 AM (nXeSu) 195
Safespaceway
Posted by: eman at April 30, 2016 10:17 AM (MQEz6) 196
Baby Daddy's Men's Warehouse
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 30, 2016 10:18 AM (wOLLt) 197
Ace Hardtime Store
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 10:18 AM (/ciMI) Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 30, 2016 10:18 AM (RRLg9) 199
Nickel'n'Dime Time Served
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 30, 2016 10:18 AM (/ciMI) 200
NOOD.
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at April 30, 2016 10:19 AM (t5zYU) Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2016 10:19 AM (oU3Bb) 202
As was I, AS. Where is the refueling capability coming from?
Land is also a concern at LAK. Smallest flight ops base I have ever been to. And a fucked up flight line to boot. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2016 10:19 AM (89T5c) 203
Strangely enough, our flood insurance is going up $500 this year.
Imagine that. May be we will be neighbors. Good luck with the business! Thanks for the info. I will squirrel it away for decision time. I've been scoping houses on realtor.com. It's way premature, but it's fun. There is so much development since we lived there 12 years ago. Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2016 10:21 AM (GgxVX) 204
Pier Imports and Pawn
Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2016 10:21 AM (UzPAd) 205
Think Saginaw Man will sue the police for chasing him?
I would not take the case. I don't think he has a ... No. I can't say it. Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 30, 2016 10:21 AM (xq1UY) 206
Just to clarify, a Staggerwing has a yuuuge honking radial engine up front, and a tiny little thing like an oversize Safeway shopping cart wheel back under the tail to steer it with. Not for rookies.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 30, 2016 10:22 AM (ykw8a) 207
Saks Fiddy Ave
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 30, 2016 10:24 AM (wOLLt) 208
Sooo much development. And people up the road are trying to fight against plans for a Walmart at Airline and Wemple.
Sounds good to me... Posted by: Mama AJ at April 30, 2016 10:24 AM (nXeSu) Posted by: AmeriDan at April 30, 2016 10:25 AM (wOLLt) 210
If you want to brighten up your morning, go to YouTube and search for "Trigglypuff". She is in the process of becoming a legend.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 30, 2016 10:16 AM (e8ge6) Are you kidding? I am seventy years old. I do not have that kind of time to waste. Woman's nuts. Posted by: creeper at April 30, 2016 10:25 AM (ghfOx) 211
While we morons slept our arch-enemies quest for nuclear domination almost brought TEOTWAWKI.
http://tinyurl.com/zcjevcj Posted by: DaveA at April 30, 2016 10:25 AM (DL2i+) 212
Ha Ha, that guy doesn't have any legs!
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know how to do puns at April 30, 2016 10:27 AM (kTF2Z) 213
In Austin they always ask for ID when voting.
This Austin vs Uber/Lyft vote is getting heated up. In my neighborhood group there are 2 leftist making ridiculous points about how the law was already in place, how it's not about power/money, and, of course, how it's for our safety/for the children!!! I tried to stay quiet and not get involved.....but I couldn't. The stupid "logic/reason" they were coming up with was too. The analogies they keep using are what are so infuriating because they are horrible and plain stupid. This is a city council that just passed an ordinance banning employers from using criminal background checks as a condition of employment but want Uber/Lyft drivers to start fingerprinting for their background checks. WTF???? Posted by: lindafell de spair at April 30, 2016 10:27 AM (xVgrA) 214
Ha Ha, that guy doesn't have any legs!
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know how to do puns Hehe, be doesn't even have a platform to stand on!!! Posted by: The other guy who can't do puns at April 30, 2016 10:29 AM (wOLLt) Posted by: The other guy who can't do puns at April 30, 2016 10:31 AM (wOLLt) 216
Ha Ha, that guy doesn't have any legs!
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know how to do puns Hehe, be doesn't even have a platform to stand on!!! Posted by: The other guy who can't do puns at April 30, 2016 10:29 AM (wOLLt) Ha ha, he can't pee in a regular toilet. Posted by: Still another guy unable to do puns at April 30, 2016 10:31 AM (oU3Bb) 217
Just a couple more feet and he would have made it.
Posted by: Mimzey at April 30, 2016 10:32 AM (aRUb8) 218
**sigh**
I'm going to miss this thread. Posted by: The other guy who can't do puns Tell me about it. Posted by: AmeriDan (who did not discard his sock) at April 30, 2016 10:33 AM (wOLLt) 219
Staggerwing has a yuuuge honking radial engine up front, and a tiny little thing like an oversize Safeway shopping cart wheel back under the tail to steer it with.
- Stagger Lee shot Billy, oh he shot that poor boy so bad Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 30, 2016 10:34 AM (Nwg0u) 220
It's the trains fault...but mostly the white mans fault. If he wouldn't have stolen the land, there wouldn't be any leg cuttin' trains.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren. at April 30, 2016 10:36 AM (aRUb8) 221
Ha ha, he can't pee in a regular toilet.
Posted by: Still another guy unable to do puns What a loser with no legs! Am I right!!! Posted by: The second guy who still hasn't figured out the concept of puns at April 30, 2016 10:36 AM (wOLLt) 222
He can't tell anyone he's a "leg man" anymore.
Posted by: Leg Man at April 30, 2016 10:44 AM (aRUb8) 223
He's famous now because he has no legs..I like people that have legs.
Posted by: Donald Trump at April 30, 2016 10:46 AM (aRUb8) 224
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He's famous now because he has no legs..I like people that have legs. Posted by: Donald Trump at April 30, 2016 10:46 AM (aRUb You should see my daughters legs. Hubba Hubba. Wish I wasn't married. Posted by: Donald Trumps Brain at April 30, 2016 10:47 AM (aRUb8) 225
From the article on the dentist:
"Like many parts of rural France, Chateau-Chinon is badly served for medical provision..." I guess socialized medical care isn't for everyone - and it is up to the government to decide who it is not for. Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 30, 2016 11:43 AM (O4NI/) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0302 seconds. |
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