Ted Cruz Rally in Towson, Md. [Weirddave]

One thing about this political season, it's not typical. Normally by this time, the nomination is all sewn up and nothing much is going on but the formalities, but not this year. This year, states that normally don't get much play in the process matter, so yesterday Ted Cruz showed up in Towson, Md. for a campaign rally. It was held in the American Legion hall on York Rd.

Outside, the usual suspects were gathered. You had your Trump people:

And of course, seeing as how the venue was about a block from Towson University, Bernie's Bros showed up:

Notice that the guy who hasn't cut his hair in Samson's years, the one wearing a tie dyed shirt with the arms ripped off, is holding a sign up purporting to represent “rational people”.

But most of the people were there to see Ted Cruz speak, including our very own Village Idiot's Apprentice. The room filled quickly, buy the time I got there, well before it was scheduled to start, the venue was SRO.

The crowd was a good cross section of the general Republican population of Maryland. Middle aged and older adults, certainly, but also a bunch of babes in arms and families. A large number of young people were there, including a sizable contingent of Jews (“Jews for Cruz”. Most seemed excited just to be part of the process for once, and reporters from all across the country worked them for interviews. Here's one from Tampa reporting on Twitter:

"We count this year. It's amazing. We count this year!" Maryland voter says at Ted Cruz event in Towson. pic.twitter.com/RtopONkZak
— Alex Leary (@learyreports) April 18, 2016

Other than repeating himself like a ninny, that guy seemed to accurately reflect the mood of the crowd.

The event was scheduled to start at 1:30, but it didn't really kick off until about 2. The doyenne of Maryland Republican politics, Ellen Sauerbrey, who ran for Governor in 1994 (and won, only to fall to the margin of fraud) and 1998 took the stage and introduced Carly Fiorina.

Carly gave a short, high-energy stump speech and then introduced Cruz. The crowd went nuts, yelling and cheering, camera phones held high to record this historic (for Maryland) occasion. Ted strolled confidently through the crowd, smiling and shaking hands.

There wasn't much new in his actual speech, how could there be? I can't even imagine how grueling this whole process is for the candidates, especially one who is determined to win by out hustling his opponents. Still, Cruz seemed chipper, not just on stage, but also afterward. The whole thing is on YouTube, I've embedded it at the end of this post. It was notable for one thing, however. I've been to a lot of political events, and this was the only one that ended on time (early, in fact). The Cruz Crew runs a very tight ship (a Cruz ship?), it's easy to see exactly how they are outworking the Trump people.

And that's about it. It was a....political rally. Speaking as a long time Republican in the Peoples Republic of Marylandistan, it was great to see so many people turn out on a weekday for a rally that was announced less than 24 hours earlier. I was encouraged by the number of young people there; the SJWs get all of the press on college campuses, but their outrageous antics are definitely creating a counter movement amongst their fellow students (those who can think). Now it's up to the voters. New York tonight is pretty much a done deal, but next week in Maryland...who knows? If this room was any indication, Cruz has a pretty good shot.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 05:39 PM

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1 *pfft*

Posted by: Diebold/Clinton at April 21, 2016 05:37 PM (bGLSw)

2 Foist?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 05:38 PM (FsuaD)

3 Like the first hand report.

Posted by: HH at April 21, 2016 05:38 PM (DrCtv)

4 While at the grocery store, the National Enquirer informed me that Ted Cruz' dad is implicated in the assassination of JFK.

Huh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 05:39 PM (FsuaD)

5 I love Weirddave.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 21, 2016 05:39 PM (/E+t2)

6 Ace, sensing that things were starting to spin out of control, decided to put on the brakes by posting a......Trump thread.

Posted by: pep at April 21, 2016 05:40 PM (LAe3v)

7 I wonder who the woman is picking her nose in the Cruz pic?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 05:40 PM (FsuaD)

8 Top. ~~Men.~~ Ten.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 21, 2016 05:40 PM (ml1PM)

9 Dave's not here man

Posted by: Chong at April 21, 2016 05:41 PM (12kBq)

10 Also, Carly's looking gooooooood.

Posted by: pep at April 21, 2016 05:41 PM (LAe3v)

11 I still wonder if Carly does butt stuff.

Posted by: Weasel at April 21, 2016 05:41 PM (e3bId)

12 Alright, somebody watch the door. The you-know-who supporters are about to stumble in.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 21, 2016 05:41 PM (/E+t2)

13 2 Foist?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 05:38 PM

No, but you didn't get Skipped.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 21, 2016 05:42 PM (ml1PM)

14 12
Alright, somebody watch the door. The you-know-who supporters are about to stumble in.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 21, 2016 05:41 PM (/E+t2)

Claymores. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 05:42 PM (FsuaD)

15 Ace, sensing that things were starting to spin out of control, decided to put on the brakes by posting a......Trump thread.
Posted by: pep at April 21, 2016 05:40 PM (LAe3v)

Weirddave posted this. Right there in black and bold at the top.

Hey guys, they're here!

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 21, 2016 05:43 PM (/E+t2)

16 I was hoping this was more of a Paris-Dakar Type thing.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2016 05:43 PM (4bzP6)

17 Claymores. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 05:42 PM (FsuaD)

And a whifflebat for the survivors.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 21, 2016 05:43 PM (uURQL)

18 Heh.....Drudge is using a purple font color.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2016 05:44 PM (Zu3d9)

19

Pep?

You need to get out more often. Just sayin...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 21, 2016 05:44 PM (KId5h)

20
Since I've become skittish about the news these days, can anyone tell me whether Cruz has indicated which federal agencies he'll cut? Thank you immensely for paying attention so I don't have to.

Posted by: iforgot at April 21, 2016 05:44 PM (pC96u)

21 Think I'll pour a drink, sit back, and watch this unfold.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2016 05:44 PM (kTF2Z)

22 >>>And a whifflebat for the survivors.

A T-ball game to settle them all!

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 21, 2016 05:44 PM (/E+t2)

23 is holding a sign up purporting to represent "rational people".
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Ironically iconic. Or, is it iconic irony?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2016 05:45 PM (9mTYi)

24 Ted Cruz Rally in Towson, Md.

*pets kitty*

Oh, a bunch of fodder for my ...

*air quotes*

Shower - B - Que.

Posted by: Auric Williamson at April 21, 2016 05:45 PM (OcD4G)

25 18
Heh.....Drudge is using a purple font color.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2016 05:44 PM (Zu3d9)

Notice since the great AoSHQ mocking, he's quit using BREAKING... and DEVELOPING...

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 05:45 PM (FsuaD)

26

It's too bad it's all for naught.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 21, 2016 05:45 PM (vk99r)

27 Posted by: iforgot at April 21, 2016 05:44 PM (pC96u)

The IRS for the 1000th time.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 21, 2016 05:46 PM (/E+t2)

28 dump the bimbo

Posted by: Jeff E at April 21, 2016 05:46 PM (CE+s6)

29 Claymores. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 05:42 PM

Swords, of course. The backblast from the other type likely would prove suboptimal.

Not to mention the ~~heated exchanges~~ philosophical discussions that would occur concerning the relative meaning(s) of the inscription on the front.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 21, 2016 05:46 PM (ml1PM)

30 Hey, I can count to three now... one... two... two... two... god damit'

Posted by: Rick Perry at April 21, 2016 05:46 PM (12kBq)

31
Heh.....Drudge is using a purple font color.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Treating "Prince" as if he were some kind of world leader.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2016 05:47 PM (k4M/B)

32 Claymores. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Yeah, that's how it always starts. Then come the kilts... and the bagpipes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2016 05:47 PM (9mTYi)

33 I really wish I could have gone to Cruz' rally in Towson yesterday or his rally in Frederick today, but yesterday I was working at the early voting polls and today I had a morning meeting. It really is amazing that for once Maryland matters. I did my part and voted for Cruz yesterday.

And any Marylanders reading this - if you haven't voted yet and you can get to an early voting center this evening, you might want to do that. The new paper ballots are confusing a lot of people and most precincts will only have one scanner. The scanner is fast, but you have to explain it to each voter, and I think long lines at the scanner will be inevitable on Tuesday.

Posted by: biancaneve at April 21, 2016 05:47 PM (sjq9T)

34 15
Ace, sensing that things were starting to spin out of control, decided to put on the brakes by posting a......Trump thread.

Posted by: pep at April 21, 2016 05:40 PM (LAe3v)

Weirddave posted this. Right there in black and bold at the top.

False flag operation.

Posted by: pep at April 21, 2016 05:47 PM (LAe3v)

35

Were be dat RR shirt from?

Posted by: ? at April 21, 2016 05:47 PM (KId5h)

36 >>>Treating "Prince" as if he were some kind of world leader.

The bastard does the same thing for Trump too.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 21, 2016 05:48 PM (/E+t2)

37 I went to elementary school in Towson, Rodger's Forge!

Not too far from the Country Club of Maryland

http://tinyurl.com/glwcxln

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 21, 2016 05:48 PM (jJRIy)

38 Treating "Prince" as if he were some kind of world leader.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2016 05:47 PM (k4M/B)

well, in comparision to SCOAMF, he is

Posted by: Grover Cleveland at April 21, 2016 05:48 PM (12kBq)

39 False flag operation.
Posted by: pep at April 21, 2016 05:47 PM

You are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 21, 2016 05:48 PM (ml1PM)

40 Carly looks good in that still.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 21, 2016 05:49 PM (g6yUI)

41
The bastard does the same thing for Trump too.
Posted by: Arson Wells

What color does he get?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2016 05:49 PM (k4M/B)

42 BREAKING NEWS FROM CNN:

MORE SAD NEWS FROM THE MUSIC INDUSTRY

Kanye West was found alive in his apartment this afternoon.

Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2016 05:49 PM (oiNtH)

43 O/T

I have a confession to make.

I'm a racist. I asked a tall, black guy to reach something at the store for me.

He was very pleasant, but I'm sure he was thinking, "It's because I'm black, isn't it, bitch?"

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 05:49 PM (FsuaD)

44 Carly looks - - angry.

Posted by: Weasel at April 21, 2016 05:49 PM (e3bId)

45 >>>What color does he get?

Weasel Hair Orange.

Benjamin Moore makes it I believe.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 21, 2016 05:50 PM (/E+t2)

46 Claymores. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Yeah, that's how it always starts. Then come the kilts... and the bagpipes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2016 05:47 PM (9mTYi)

That's when you import the English with their tea and crumpets and longbows.

And when they overstay their welcome, you bring in the Yanks and their Brownings.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 21, 2016 05:50 PM (uURQL)

47 WeirdDave, there's something about that guy the twitter person interviewed. I wonder what it is. Hmmmm.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 21, 2016 05:50 PM (g6yUI)

48 Drudge? Has anyone else noticed how many blogs are now linking to the WaPo?

If is pretty obvious they are giving out kick backs on subs sold from the link.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 21, 2016 05:50 PM (jJRIy)

49 Evening, y'all.

I'd love to see Cruz speak. Hopefully someday!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 21, 2016 05:50 PM (+eR2D)

50 BREAKING NEWS FROM CNN:

MORE SAD NEWS FROM THE MUSIC INDUSTRY

Kanye West was found alive in his apartment this afternoon.
Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2016 05:49 PM (oiNtH)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 21, 2016 05:50 PM (/E+t2)

51
well, in comparision to SCOAMF, he is
Posted by: Grover Cleveland at April 21, 2016 05:48 PM (12kBq)

United more people.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 21, 2016 05:50 PM (uURQL)

52 I voted in the early primaries in Baltimore County last weekend. The voting assistants were polite, organized, and had a shot of whisky ready at the booth (alas, not that last thing).

Big thanks to all who volunteer their time.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 21, 2016 05:51 PM (jR7Wy)

53 45 does not.

Posted by: Weasel at April 21, 2016 05:51 PM (e3bId)

54 Try to remember the kind of November when life was slow and oh so mellow.
Try to remember the kind of November when grass was green and grain was yellow.
Try to remember the kind of November when you were a callow and tender fellow.
Try to remember and if you remember then follow
'Cause that shit's gone forever, forever, forever.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2016 05:51 PM (Nwg0u)

55 *moseys in*

*notices that it is a GOP Prez. Primary thread*

*moseys out*

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 21, 2016 05:53 PM (vBeA5)

56 Anybody know what's going on mid-May in SoCal? Any big event I'm missing?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 21, 2016 05:53 PM (LA7Cm)

57 I'd rather see Prince honored than the SCOAMF.

I heard Joe Piscapo tell Neil Cavuto today what a nice, decent guy Prince was.

And, a funny: The guy who makes My Pillow spent time with Prince at a party years ago. And didn't know it was Prince. Said he was a normal, nice, down-to-earth guy.

Everything the JEF isn't.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 05:54 PM (FsuaD)

58 Nice post WeirdDave, hopefully ace doesn't stomp it to explain to us how our responses are in fact thinly veiled racism.

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 21, 2016 05:55 PM (Oxq/t)

59 I'm pretty sure The Cult's newest single, G O A T, is about Ted Cruz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GubT3MwiWE

Posted by: Wolfman Jack at April 21, 2016 05:55 PM (12kBq)

60

*moseys in*

*notices that it is a GOP Prez. Primary thread*

*moseys out*

remember when Grandpa Simpson walked into the whorehouse and saw Bart and turned around and walked out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkJehlr1tEw

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 21, 2016 05:55 PM (vk99r)

61 Prince? Meh. Something doesn't add up about his death. Been sick for weeks and not in a hospital?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 21, 2016 05:57 PM (jJRIy)

62 OMG! That poster carried by the Berniebot is priceless!
RACIST SEXIST CLASSIST HOMOPHOBE
Okay, she forgot Islamophobe but still....too perfect!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 21, 2016 05:57 PM (T/5A0)

63 >>>Nice post WeirdDave, hopefully ace doesn't stomp it to explain to us how our responses are in fact thinly veiled racism.

I thought I something smelled foul around here.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 21, 2016 05:58 PM (/E+t2)

64 And, a funny: The guy who makes My Pillow spent time
with Prince at a party years ago. And didn't know it was Prince. Said
he was a normal, nice, down-to-earth guy.

Everything the JEF isn't.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 05:54 PM (Fsu
Pray tell, how does dear Jane know this?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 21, 2016 05:59 PM (jJRIy)

65 If Cruz gets the nom, Carly will be his Veep. Bank on it.

Posted by: pep at April 21, 2016 06:00 PM (LAe3v)

66 I was just in Towson last week to visit a customer. Flew there from Texas. I ate at Casa Mia's because the crab cakes from there are absolutely amazing.

Posted by: Brisco_County at April 21, 2016 06:00 PM (TY5tw)

67 I thought I something smelled foul around here.
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 21, 2016 05:58 PM (/E+t2)

I thought we were here to make jokes, pal

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 21, 2016 06:00 PM (Oxq/t)

68 THANK GOD A SAFE SPACE!!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 21, 2016 06:00 PM (ab2et)

69 Barely fifty feet separated the two great armies. Regiments of infantry in dressed ranks stared each other down. The horses of the Dragoons whinnied nervously and pawed at the ground. The sunlight glinted off swords and bayonets. Suddenly a single shot rang out. Then the shit really hit the fan. The great Trump Cruz War had begun...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2016 06:00 PM (kTF2Z)

70 THANK GOD A SAFE SPACE!!!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 21, 2016 06:00 PM (ab2et)

"arms ripped off" didn't trigger you?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 21, 2016 06:01 PM (uURQL)

71 Sorry to hear about Prince. Maybe he was unaware of our presence.

Posted by: Mayo Clinic at April 21, 2016 06:01 PM (FXW24)

72 47 WeirdDave, there's something about that guy the twitter person interviewed. I wonder what it is. Hmmmm.
Posted by: chique d'afrique
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Heh. I wondered if anyone else noticed that...

Posted by: Chi at April 21, 2016 06:01 PM (Te2JU)

73 I recall Weird Al Yankovic mentioning that Prince was one of the the few pop stars who wouldn't give him permission to do a song parody. Just saying.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 21, 2016 06:02 PM (qSIlh)

74 I'll say this about Trump. He's showing some stamina. This is one long campaign season. Normally by now one would be resting up for the general. Both Trump and Cruz are going strong. You would think easier for Cruz because of his age.

Posted by: SH at April 21, 2016 06:02 PM (gmeXX)

75 Great news for Ted, great news from Maryland.

Certainly won't hear about an SRO crowd for Ted anywhere else.

Posted by: Ralph at April 21, 2016 06:03 PM (JJev6)

76 Latest MD poll:

Trump 43, Kasich 29, Cruz 24

38 delegates, winner take all

Cruz would be better off out West, just sayin

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2016 06:04 PM (r1fLd)

77 Cut hippy tie-dye dude some slack, bro. Nothing is more rational after toking the bong than grabbing some pizza at Dominos', dude.

Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2016 06:04 PM (+E2Y7)

78 I'd like to know who Katshit's supporters are? Mailmen? Persons of mail?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 06:05 PM (FsuaD)

79 tinyurl.com/hyrf9db

Posted by: just wait, you won't believe what happens next at April 21, 2016 06:06 PM (IQI2h)

80 "I heard Joe Piscapo tell Neil Cavuto today what a nice, decent guy Prince was."

And he made great pancakes.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2016 06:06 PM (r1fLd)

81 Disappointed didn't see Ted near me, guess he went to Phithydelphia but didn't get to many people out ( saw this on the Gateway Trumpet) oh well thems the breaks.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2016 06:07 PM (Dpy/y)

82 That lady has a sign that reads "sexist, racist, classist, homophobic" and a bunch of other meaningless left-wing labels that don't apply.

Posted by: CrustyB at April 21, 2016 06:07 PM (Hnglq)

83 38 delegates, winner take all

Cruz would be better off out West, just sayin

Not necessarily. 24 of those delegates are district-level. Perhaps he sees better polling in some districts than overall in the state.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 21, 2016 06:08 PM (2lndx)

84 I dunno, if you're going to mock candidates for the dumbest and lamest people supporting them, there's gonna be nobody left to vote for.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2016 06:08 PM (39g3+)

85 >>>70
"arms ripped off" didn't trigger you?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 21, 2016 06:01 PM (uURQL)

______

WWHHAAAA
WWHHHAAAAAA
WWWWHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 21, 2016 06:09 PM (ab2et)

86 >>>He's showing some stamina

Exactly. Trump showed more of this today when he maturely appealed to a broader base of voters in his pivot to the general election. He's got the Creepy Pervert segment wrapped up with his comments about Transgender bathroom use in nc.

He masterfully laid the groundwork for this move in his 2006 appearance on the View. Mr. Trump said: "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.".

Yuck.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 21, 2016 06:09 PM (/E+t2)

87 Celebrities always die in 3s, Haggard,Prince, and does Chyna count as a 3rd, or is another one coming?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 21, 2016 06:09 PM (6Ll1u)

88 the Bernie broad in the middle, what does her t-shirt say?

I (heart) Hot Unicorns
Unions
Umbrellas
Undesirables ??????

Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2016 06:10 PM (oiNtH)

89 I'd like to know who Katshit's supporters are? Mailmen? Persons of mail?
.Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 06:05 PM (FsuaD)

Trump's new campaign manager and Kasich's campaign manager are business partners. ... Lobbyists I believe.

Posted by: Ralph at April 21, 2016 06:10 PM (JJev6)

90 "Trump is a vulgarian" the Cruzers cried as they fired a volley at their foe. "Yeah, well fuck you!" The tripe tears replied as they returned fire. Volley after volley, day after day, week after week they stood there trading volleys, taking casualties, and inflicting them. Neither side gaining an inch or ceding one...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2016 06:10 PM (kTF2Z)

91 DEVELOPING... Nip is a yankee!

(I am too)

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at April 21, 2016 06:10 PM (7TOkf)

92

Fat chick in the middle tshirt says "I love hot moms"

Yuck.

Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2016 06:10 PM (zOTsN)

93 I'm not sure Chyna really counts as a celebrity

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2016 06:10 PM (39g3+)

94 Saw on Hotair.com Ted got more actual votes in Wisconsin for less deligates than Donald had in New York for more delegates.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2016 06:10 PM (Dpy/y)

95 I wonder if Bernie Sandbox has taken a position on the demand for free tuition at Harvard Law School.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 21, 2016 06:10 PM (qSIlh)

96 What does the guy shout when Ted says "I wanna talk to all the young people..."?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 21, 2016 06:11 PM (jR7Wy)

97 What does the guy shout when Ted says "I wanna talk to all the young people..."?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 21, 2016 06:11 PM (jR7Wy)

98 87
Celebrities always die in 3s, Haggard,Prince, and does Chyna count as a 3rd, or is another one coming?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 21, 2016 06:09 PM (6Ll1u)

Billy Jeff and Madonna?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 06:11 PM (FsuaD)

99 I recall Weird Al Yankovic mentioning that Prince was one of the the few pop stars who wouldn't give him permission to do a song parody. Just saying.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme

Doesn't really imply much if you consider private property ... you know private.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2016 06:12 PM (OcD4G)

100 Oh, I forgot, Doris Robert's. That's 3

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 21, 2016 06:12 PM (6Ll1u)

101

Ace and the cobs should post whatever they like. Honestly if people can't handle it, there are other places

Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2016 06:12 PM (zOTsN)

102 Infowars: Did the Chemtrail Flu Kill Prince and Merle Haggard?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2016 06:13 PM (Nwg0u)

103 Heh, sidebar ELO!

Not disco? One word: Xanadu!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2016 06:13 PM (NOIQH)

104

It says "I (heart) hot moms"

Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2016 06:14 PM (zOTsN)

105 You guys forgot about Doris Roberts.....loved her!

Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2016 06:14 PM (oiNtH)

106 100
Oh, I forgot, Doris Robert's. That's 3

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 21, 2016 06:12 PM (6Ll1u)

Betty White is looking frail-ish. Keith Richards will be with us always. I believe he's literally Walking Dead.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 06:14 PM (FsuaD)

107 re 102: so why do so many of us seem to like hanging around here more than other sites? Certainly not to relive our memories of Kaboom.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 21, 2016 06:14 PM (qSIlh)

108 ThunderB - ewwwwww.

Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2016 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

109 61 Prince? Meh. Something doesn't add up about his death. Been sick for weeks and not in a hospital?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 21, 2016 05:57 PM (jJRIy)

I got sick between the holidays. It jus got worse, and worse and worse. cold-flu-bronchitis- then viral pneumonia. Coughing even now, but much reduced. x-ray, ct scan normal (I have a gall stone).
Breathing eval. fine.
The tech said it was this virus. Hit people our age group the hardest and the cough just lingered.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 21, 2016 06:15 PM (DXFk8)

110 Not sure why Cruz is spending much time in MD, he's not polling very well there. How many people fit in an American Legion hall? About the same 150 that showed up for Cruz in PA the other day? I'm not saying this to be snarky, but would seriously like to know.

Posted by: K-E at April 21, 2016 06:15 PM (+Xugf)

111 Proof reading would be a good idea for me. Maybe I should pour another drink. Maybe those things are linked. Nahhhhh.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2016 06:15 PM (kTF2Z)

112

Old maid on the far rights sign says "it's a sad era indeed when it is easier to smash an atom than prejudice"

So

Part time faculty at Towson

Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2016 06:15 PM (zOTsN)

113
Sorry to hear about Prince. Maybe he was unaware of our presence.
Posted by: Mayo Clinic

He was a Miracle Whip man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2016 06:16 PM (k4M/B)

114 So what did Cruz do that offended her? Did he say if he is elected he will have all suspected and actual gay people thrown off of roof tops? What a savage he is!

Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2016 06:16 PM (oiNtH)

115 Saw on Hotair.com Ted got more actual votes in Wisconsin for less deligates than Donald had in New York for more delegates.
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2016 06:10 PM (Dpy/y)

Those are the rules

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 21, 2016 06:16 PM (Oxq/t)

116
I don't think it's says "moms."

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 21, 2016 06:16 PM (vk99r)

117 91
DEVELOPING... Nip is a yankee!

(I am too)

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at April 21, 2016 06:10 PM (7TOkf)

Ha ha. Funny, Maryland people were Southern till after WWII. They had riots in Baltimore when MA troops on the way to DC went through the city.

http://tinyurl.com/h8ut4t8

Also, Maryland is BELOW the Mason Dixon line.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 21, 2016 06:17 PM (jJRIy)

118 >>>Those are the rules
Posted by: Phone of kari at April 21, 2016 06:16 PM (Oxq/t)

Is that the talking point this week?

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 21, 2016 06:17 PM (/E+t2)

119 Just finished listening to Alex. It definitely was the chemtrail flu that killed both Prince and Haggard.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 21, 2016 06:18 PM (6Ll1u)

120
Also, Maryland is BELOW the Mason Dixon line.
Posted by: Nip Sip

As is Kentucky.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2016 06:19 PM (k4M/B)

121 The tech said it was this virus. Hit people our age group the hardest and the cough just lingered.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 21, 2016 06:15 PM (DXFk

Hey, that's the shit I have.

Posted by: The Hilliabeast, duck they are shooting at us at April 21, 2016 06:19 PM (jJRIy)

122 A driver/guide in Africa told us his perfectly healthy son was at dinner one Sunday with the family, and began running a low fever and developed a cough.

Was admitted to the hospital the next day by his wife, and it was pneumonia. His healthy son ended up going into a coma within hours.

Our guide told us he (the guide) wasn't particularly spiritual, but he and his wife reached out to people around the globe to pray for his son.

Two weeks later his son woke up and is fine.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 06:19 PM (FsuaD)

123 115 - Yes thats the breaks, Ted doesn't go around saying the election is rigged , that's all.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2016 06:19 PM (Dpy/y)

124
My sign says: Fuck You And Your Sign

Bumper sticker people and sign people sicken me. They know it all -- and demand you listen to their authoritay!

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 21, 2016 06:19 PM (vk99r)

125 Old maid on the far rights sign says "it's a sad era indeed when it is easier to smash an atom than prejudice"

Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2016 06:15 PM (zOTsN)
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Uh, I believe it says "mash the butterfly".

Luckily the gal next to her (hearts) hot moms.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 21, 2016 06:19 PM (jR7Wy)

126
Is that the talking point this week?
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 21, 2016 06:17 PM (/E+t2)

From Ted Cruz and ace?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 21, 2016 06:20 PM (uURQL)

127 One word: Xanadu!!

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Arguably the worst movie evah!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2016 06:20 PM (Nwg0u)

128 94 Saw on Hotair.com Ted got more actual votes in Wisconsin for less deligates than Donald had in New York for more delegates.

Yes, only 31% of eligible Republicans voted in NY.

Honestly, it's a hard thing to second-guess whether a a party should try to appeal to wider number of voters by setting delegates based on state population, or should try to appeal to voters they traditionally have the possibility of getting, by setting delegates based on registered members.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 21, 2016 06:20 PM (2lndx)

129 116
I don't think it's says "moms."

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 21, 2016 06:16 PM (vk99r)

Ahhhhhhhhhhm pretty sure its 'mons'.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 21, 2016 06:20 PM (DXFk8)

130

You can buy the "I (heart) hot moms" tshirt on eBay for 16 bucks

Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2016 06:20 PM (zOTsN)

131 Those are last week's Cruz taking points haha

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 21, 2016 06:21 PM (Oxq/t)

132 I'm reheating some delivery from last night.

The bread stick is shaped like a penis. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 06:21 PM (FsuaD)

133
Ted Cruz rally on the corner of State Road 7 and Broadway, near the Pizza Hut and Baskin Robbins..

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 21, 2016 06:21 PM (vk99r)

134 The bread stick is shaped like a penis. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 06:21 PM (FsuaD)
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Challah!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 21, 2016 06:22 PM (jR7Wy)

135 I've been curious out Maryland. I would expect the Remanent of Republican voters in the state to be on the more conservative side.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at April 21, 2016 06:22 PM (rwI+c)

136 Saw on Hotair.com Ted got more actual votes in Wisconsin for less deligates than Donald had in New York for more delegates.
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2016 06:10 PM (Dpy/y)

Those are the rules
Posted by: Phone of kari at April 21, 2016 06:16 PM (Oxq/t)

Correct, so hopefully we won't hear any more whining from Trump and his people about CO.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 21, 2016 06:22 PM (g6yUI)

137
Ahhhhhhhhhhm pretty sure its 'mons'.

Ahhh, pretty sure it's Monzas.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 21, 2016 06:22 PM (vk99r)

138 The bread stick is shaped like a penis. Seriously.

Don't microwave it too long. Speaking from experience there.

Posted by: Hillary at April 21, 2016 06:22 PM (2lndx)

139 I don't have a dog in this hunt.

I'm Anyone But Hillary and Bernie.

I can't remember a time I've been so unmotivated to vote.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 06:22 PM (FsuaD)

140 MORE SAD NEWS FROM THE MUSIC INDUSTRY

Kanye West was found alive in his apartment this afternoon.

Posted by: Amy Shuster at April 21, 2016 06:23 PM (VNHSe)

141 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 06:22 PM (FsuaD)
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Sometimes, containment is all we can hope for at certain junctures.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 21, 2016 06:23 PM (jR7Wy)

142 My penis is shaped like a pretzel. HELP!!!!

Posted by: Dang at April 21, 2016 06:23 PM (2oWD2)

143 off topic, since we're talking about death and disease:

FROM THE DRUDGE REPORT!

Get Ready for Huge Obamacare Premium Hikes in 2017

links to fiscal times, I am too lazy to tinyurl the thing

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 21, 2016 06:23 PM (qSIlh)

144
You can buy any ti-shirt you can imagine. But I don't think that t-shirt says "moms."

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 21, 2016 06:23 PM (vk99r)

145 Bumper sticker people and sign people sicken me. They know it all -- and demand you listen to their authoritay!

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There's no thought worth thinking that requires more than five words.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2016 06:24 PM (Nwg0u)

146 141
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 06:22 PM (FsuaD)

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Sometimes, containment is all we can hope for at certain junctures.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 21, 2016 06:23 PM (jR7Wy)

This is true.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 06:24 PM (FsuaD)

147 The bread stick is shaped like a penis. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Young Jorge in the back kitchen has to do something to make his job interesting

Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2016 06:24 PM (oiNtH)

148 >>Correct, so hopefully we won't hear any more whining from Trump and his people about CO.

I wouldn't bet money on this.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2016 06:24 PM (/tuJf)

149
Get Ready for Huge Obamacare Premium Hikes in 2017

Hillary will take care of it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2016 06:25 PM (k4M/B)

150 Just finished listening to Alex. It definitely was the chemtrail flu that killed both Prince and Haggard.
.Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 21, 2016 06:18 PM (6Ll1u)

Got that link from DRUDGE eh?
DRUDGE links to the best: Alex, WND, ConservTree, GateWay, etc, it used to be a high class joint.

Posted by: Ralph at April 21, 2016 06:25 PM (JJev6)

151 David Warner!

I was trying to remember the name of the guy Carly reminds me of. David Warner. With fancier hair, but the face is damn near identical.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2016 06:25 PM (TOk1P)

152
Randy roots

Passover is Friday. A friend of mine went to the store to pick up a horse radish root. You need it for the Seder plate. Anyway, she snapped a picture and sent it to me. Two horseradish roots. Both looked exactly like a large erect penis and testicles

Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2016 06:25 PM (zOTsN)

153 139 I don't have a dog in this hunt.

I'm Anyone But Hillary and Bernie.

I can't remember a time I've been so unmotivated to vote.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 06:22 PM (FsuaD)

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I'm with ya, Jane.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2016 06:25 PM (kTF2Z)

154 135 I've been curious out Maryland. I would expect the Remanent of Republican voters in the state to be on the more conservative side.
Posted by: Grump928
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From what I hear, the ones from the DC and Baltimore suburbs are often "moderate." The more rural, western part of the state is more of a conservative area.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 21, 2016 06:25 PM (T/5A0)

155
Also, Maryland is BELOW the Mason Dixon line.
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I know, I know... it just seemed like you left it hanging there.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at April 21, 2016 06:25 PM (7TOkf)

156 151 David Warner!

I was trying to remember the name of the guy Carly reminds me of. David Warner. With fancier hair, but the face is damn near identical.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2016 06:25 PM (TOk1P)
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Haha! Put her in a Tron suit and let her de-res her enemies.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 21, 2016 06:26 PM (jR7Wy)

157 138 The bread stick is shaped like a penis. Seriously.

They get harder the longer you leave them out.

Posted by: Eyetallian guy. at April 21, 2016 06:26 PM (DXFk8)

158 MORE SAD NEWS FROM THE MUSIC INDUSTRY

Kanye West was found alive in his apartment this afternoon.

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He did, however, appear to be suffering from brain blockage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2016 06:26 PM (Nwg0u)

159 " But I don't think that t-shirt says "moms."

I just went to eBay to check out. It's the exact same shirt. It does say "hot moms."

Heh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 21, 2016 06:27 PM (LA7Cm)

160
Republicans are geniuses!

They designed it so 2017 will be just like 2009 and they'll have a great midterm in 2018.

Hillary's first year, 2017, will be miserable with obamacare realities and another budget battle, plus Amnesty. Republicans will pretend to oppose these things so they can, once again, take back the House and Senate in the midterms and replay the farce of the last 8 years with obama. Fuck.Them.

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at April 21, 2016 06:27 PM (vk99r)

161 Also, Maryland is BELOW the Mason Dixon line.

Maryland is below most everyone. Maybe not Jersey. Or Michigan.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 21, 2016 06:27 PM (VNHSe)

162 132
I'm reheating some delivery from last night.

The bread stick is shaped like a penis. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2016 06:21 PM (FsuaD)

Jane must be getting lucky tonight? First she mentions, "Mr Pillow" now her bread sticks look like a dick?
You go girl!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 21, 2016 06:27 PM (jJRIy)

163 Rourke is says "moms". But I am not wasting anymore time enlarging the photo to look at her saggy boobs

Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2016 06:27 PM (zOTsN)

164 I don't get the TRUSSTED

Someone thought that that was a nifty slogan? TED controls hernias?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2016 06:27 PM (zc3Db)

165 David Warner!

I was trying to remember the name of the guy Carly reminds me of. David Warner. With fancier hair, but the face is damn near identical.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2016 06:25 PM (TOk1P)

Just googled him.

You are so cruel.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 21, 2016 06:27 PM (g6yUI)

166 Jane must be getting lucky tonight? First she mentions, "Mr Pillow" now her bread sticks look like a dick?
You go girl!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 21, 2016 06:27 PM (jJRIy)

She was also happily rolling around in a previous thread. Frisky.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 21, 2016 06:28 PM (uURQL)

167 Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2016 06:25 PM (TOk1P)

Just googled him.

You are so cruel.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 21, 2016 06:27 PM (g6yUI)

Perhaps. But not wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2016 06:28 PM (TOk1P)

168 Nood up! Moar prince.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 21, 2016 06:28 PM (uURQL)

169 161
Also, Maryland is BELOW the Mason Dixon line.

Maryland is below most everyone. Maybe not Jersey. Or Michigan.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 21, 2016 06:27 PM (VNHSe)

It is so sad. Eastern MD is a great place, what fked up the state are the urban areas of Baltimore and Prince George Co. Black DC suburb.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 21, 2016 06:28 PM (jJRIy)

170 MORE SAD NEWS FROM THE MUSIC INDUSTRY
Kanye West was found alive in his apartment this afternoon.
Posted by: Cheri

My guitar gently weeps...

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 21, 2016 06:29 PM (GfJQR)

171 Escapee from Maryland here. It would be a nice place if not for the government and a substantial slice of the population.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at April 21, 2016 06:29 PM (Xjbjx)

172 Lawyer, family: 7-Eleven, bystanders failed assault victim before he died

http://goo.gl/iKut7i

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Feel sorry for the victim, dont feel sorry for his family. They are suing 7/11 bc they are the pockets.

"Attorney Chris Hurley said the 7-Eleven's operator knew the area surrounding the store suffered from high street crime and should have had well-trained security that could have prevented the actions that led to Gaines' death."

I guess the flip side is that the victim knew the area was high crime and shd have stayed home.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 21, 2016 06:30 PM (iQIUe)

173 David Warner!

I was trying to remember the name of the guy Carly reminds me of. David Warner. With fancier hair, but the face is damn near identical.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2016 06:25 PM (TOk1P)

So it was Carly who stole the game program and put her name on it? I knew there was something funny about her rise at HP.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2016 06:30 PM (zc3Db)

174 Perhaps. But not wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2016 06:28 PM (TOk1P)

Didn't say you were.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 21, 2016 06:31 PM (g6yUI)

175 My guitar gently weeps...
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 21, 2016 06:29 PM (GfJQR)

George Harrison already died. He can't be number three. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2016 06:31 PM (w4NZ8)

176 Prince was obviously sick, so why was he left unattended? Sure, maybe someone was home but they found him passed out in an elevator and not breathing??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 21, 2016 06:32 PM (iQIUe)

177 If it's true only 31% of Republican New Yorkers came out to vote for Homey, how many will come out in November?

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2016 06:33 PM (Dpy/y)

178 small crowd, no real enthusiasm. compare with link in my "e-mail".

just saying.

Posted by: oddnot says ~sigh~ at April 21, 2016 06:38 PM (g1MTt)

179 Forget it, Jake. It's Maryland.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at April 21, 2016 06:38 PM (KYxVE)

180 I mean my nick

Posted by: oddnot says ~sigh~ at April 21, 2016 06:39 PM (g1MTt)

181 Gee, even Google went purple.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 21, 2016 06:39 PM (iQIUe)

182
'The world lost a creative icon': Prince fan Barack Obama pays tribute to the legendary singer

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 21, 2016 06:40 PM (iQIUe)

183 There is a Nood, Princes top 40

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2016 06:41 PM (Dpy/y)

184 Thank you Maryland!

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 21, 2016 06:46 PM (DEJix)

185 My guitar gently weeps...
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 21, 2016 06:29 PM (GfJQR)
George Harrison already died. He can't be number three. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I'd like to think that his guitar would still weep upon the news that Kanye was still of the living. Prince too, for that matter.

Was referring to a video Ace posted about Prince dying, which had him (Prince) doing the ending solo for that song. Trying to keep it relavant.

I hope today finds you and yours well. I still haven't sent my sister your link. I'll see her this weekend and we'll pull it up.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 21, 2016 06:46 PM (GfJQR)

186 Look I've been eliminaTED and have been defeatTED, it's time to unite behind the clear front runner, Mr Trump.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 21, 2016 06:51 PM (DEJix)

187 NBC Trump tranny questioner was a plant so maybe Trump's answer was for the best rather than being attacked as an LGBTaphobe? See the sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2016 06:58 PM (jVvcc)

188 If it's true only 31% of Republican New Yorkers came out to vote for Homey, how many will come out in November?
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2016 06:33 PM (Dpy/y)

Looked that up, found this site:

http://www.electproject.org/home/voter-turnout/voter-turnout-data

GOP Primary
2008: 670K
2012: 190K
2016: 870K

(wik)
General
2008: 2.7M GOP vs. 4.8M Dem
2012: 2.5M GOP vs. 4.5M Dem

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 21, 2016 07:00 PM (uURQL)

189 186

No.

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2016 07:01 PM (EOL1w)

190 Nip Sip

We need to talk about your old elementary school.

Offline

Can you find me on the group?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2016 07:10 PM (ptqRm)

191
20
Since I've become skittish about the news these days, can anyone tell me whether Cruz has indicated which federal agencies he'll cut? Thank you immensely for paying attention so I don't have to.
Posted by: iforgot at April 21, 2016 05:44 PM

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Five for Freedom plan at the link:

"Abolish the IRS, the Department of Education, the Department of Energy, the Department of Commerce, and the Department of Housing and Urban Development. A Cruz Administration will appoint heads of each of those agencies whose sole charge will be to wind them down and determine whether any programs need to be preserved."

https://www.tedcruz.org/five-for-freedom-summary/

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at April 21, 2016 07:15 PM (t5zYU)

192 So what's Ted doing to help with the flood cleanup in Texas?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2016 07:16 PM (jVvcc)

193 66
I was just in Towson last week to visit a customer. Flew there from
Texas. I ate at Casa Mia's because the crab cakes from there are
absolutely amazing.

Posted by: Brisco_County at April 21, 2016 06:00 PM (TY5tw)
Oh Brisco, Brisco, Brisco. Pappas. You want Pappas crab cakes. Right down the street too. You shoulda talked to me.
And FTR, I wrote this Tuesday, the rally was Monday. Ace was saving it for when he needed a post.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 21, 2016 07:20 PM (N8hFs)

194 192 So what's Ted doing to help with the flood cleanup in Texas?
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What do you expect a U.S. Senator to do?

Posted by: Corey Lewandowski at April 21, 2016 07:31 PM (t5zYU)

195 Has Trump brought his yacht to Houston to rescue survivors?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 21, 2016 10:19 PM (Kucy5)

196
Also, Maryland is BELOW the Mason Dixon line.

And to the WEST of it as well.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2016 10:29 PM (BK3ZS)

197 I went to Cruz rally in Frederick yesterday morning. Same scene you describe, couple of loonie protesters and a transgender kid. Best part was Cruz calling out Trump, the great slayer of political correctness, coming out in favor of men with dicks using the little girl's room to go potty. He stopped short of of saying Trump just cucked all his supporters but that's what he meant. Cuckservatives for Trump!

Posted by: thewhitefrog at April 22, 2016 11:38 AM (xTl+M)

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