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Monday Morning News Dump (4/18/16) [Misanthropic Humanitarian]

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1 LOL, I called it. The MMT at o8:00.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 08:00 AM (vvmPQ)

2 g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 18, 2016 08:00 AM (ZQfW9)

3 Yay! Dump!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 08:00 AM (b/6cr)

4 The Saudis threat isn't much of a threat. As we said Sat or Sun, if they sell their assets it just means someone else has them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 08:01 AM (vvmPQ)

5 Good Morning, again.

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 08:01 AM (sj3Ax)

6 Yay! Dump!

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2016 08:02 AM (j8YpL)

7 The JEF released 9 GITMO prisoners over the weekend to Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 08:03 AM (sj3Ax)

8 *jumps to new thread*

*splashes*

Ah man, is this one already flooded too?

Who was supposed to clean out the barrel?

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2016 08:03 AM (nXeSu)

9 Very satisfying dump, MisHum. Worth dragging my ass home from the campsite for.

Obastard will release those twenty-eight pages. They do far more harm to Reps than they do to Dems.

Can't stay. Just came home for the fishing pole. Carry on, horde.

Posted by: creeper at April 18, 2016 08:03 AM (sZAiE)

10 Can't stay. Just came home for the fishing pole. Carry on, horde.
Posted by: creeper at April 18, 2016 08:03 AM (sZAiE)

A bad of fishing beats a good day at the news dump. Go have fun

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 08:06 AM (voOPb)

11 BTW Morons, my links are on the ONT starting at 316.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 08:06 AM (vvmPQ)

12 If a boot in the face is your thing, then socialism is for you.

Socialism: Come for the piles of corpses, stay for the grinding poverty.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2016 08:07 AM (1BQGO)

13


DAY 1,259

204 to go (277 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:07 AM (p4UlV)

14 How can anyone stand Hillary? She sounds pissed off even when she's winning.
If such a thing is available, she should have voice job.

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 08:09 AM (sj3Ax)

15 The Obama Doctrine: 'Peace through Weakness'

Posted by: Mortimer at April 18, 2016 08:09 AM (Aartv)

16
If you're gonna put a dame on a $20, how about someone like Jeanne Kirkpatrick?

Better yet, give Andrew Jackson earrings, cleavage and lipstick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:09 AM (p4UlV)

17 15 The Obama Doctrine: 'Peace through Weakness'
Posted by: Mortimer at April 18, 2016 08:09 AM (Aartv)


Peace through national suicide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:09 AM (p4UlV)

18 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 08:06 AM (voOPb)

Dad always said time spend fishing did not come off your allotted life span. Still trying to figure out how to fish forever.

Posted by: creeper at April 18, 2016 08:10 AM (sZAiE)

19 Hamas attack tunnel discovered in Israel
Less than 2 years after Operation Protective Edge, the IDF, using advanced technology, discovered the tunnel in the Eshkol regional council area; it was meant for an attack by Hamas's elite 'nokhba' unit.


But the self hating JINO Bernie blames the JOOOOS and most democrats cheer him. But yeah let's destroy the Republican Party or stay home with your marbles and let a dem waltz into the White House

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 08:10 AM (V/InG)

20 Peace through national suicide.

Death is peaceful, I guess.

Posted by: Mortimer at April 18, 2016 08:11 AM (Aartv)

21 As if you all were unaware, if you want to get a real picture of the dire state of our nation, go read Victor Davis Hanson's latest over at PJ Media. It will make you sick to your stomach.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:11 AM (p4UlV)

22 Why is the Treasury Secretary dinking around with our money? Can't they find something better for him to do, like sweep floors?

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 08:11 AM (UzPAd)

23 20 Peace through national suicide.

Death is peaceful, I guess.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 18, 2016 08:11 AM (Aartv)


It depends on the manner in which we shake this mortal coil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:11 AM (p4UlV)

24 Departure will be delayed long enough to read Vic's news. Thanks for mentioning it, Vic.

Posted by: creeper at April 18, 2016 08:12 AM (sZAiE)

25 22 Why is the Treasury Secretary dinking around with our money? Can't they find something better for him to do, like sweep floors?
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 08:11 AM (UzPAd)

Because an actual plan to curb the national debt and strengthen the dollar is deemed "white privilege."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:12 AM (p4UlV)

26 Morning

When I got in I had smoke coming out of my engine - I think its probably going to be a gasket, because I noticed a lot of oil coming out too.

Posted by: Bigby's Greasy Hands at April 18, 2016 08:13 AM (3ZtZW)

27

Some friends of mine hit Coachella, and, angrily, this is what happened:

Surprises galore including Bernie Sanders at Coachella festival

http://bit.ly/1Qg2MaR

The propaganda is everywhere now. Intruding into music festivals now (yeah, music was always political, but not streaming broadcasts from crazy political loons).

On a side note:

Guns N' Roses, the headliner Saturday at Coachella amid a reunion between singer Axl Rose and guitarist Slash, invited onto stage AC/DC guitarist Angus Young for his Australian band's hit "Whole Lotta Rosie."

The appearance came hours after AC/DC announced that Rose would become the band's singer, at least temporarily, after frontman Brian Johnson developed hearing problems.


Guns is why many people showed up. I would have loved to see this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:13 AM (qCMvj)

28 Thanks for the dump MY.

And thanks for the VNN on the ONT, Vic.

Um, gotta cram all my thoughts into this comment so I don't show up on next week's wall of shame...

Bacon article is a good example of how out of control are the the WHO, like the UN, and all the other agencies our globalist overlords run.

Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 08:14 AM (nbrY/)

29 19 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 08:10 AM (V/InG)


I'd like to rip Noam Chomsky's arms out of his sockets and beat Bernie Sanders to death with them.

Rhetorically speaking, of course.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:14 AM (p4UlV)

30
Putin wants to preserve Lenin? Jeez, save your rubles. You got Bernie Sanders walking and talking. At least giving the appearance of it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:15 AM (p4UlV)

31 "Brazil's lower chamber votes for impeachment"

Very disturbing. They should be showing they can govern.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at April 18, 2016 08:15 AM (eHpnh)

32 Dang forgot something I was gonna post about:

Sanders running ads here in Pennsylvania are on the theme of the economy. According to his ads he will improve our financial struggles by making those rich bastards pay up.

Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 08:16 AM (nbrY/)

33 56 Weather Alerts now. Water in homes a few blocks away.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 08:16 AM (JO9+V)

34 G'mornin Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 18, 2016 08:16 AM (gUoN4)

35 Morning all!
So many links.....

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:17 AM (NOIQH)

36 >>>Surprises galore including Bernie Sanders at Coachella festival<<<

huh. I always thought Coachella was a fashion show for hipsters and douchebags.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 08:17 AM (UzPAd)

37 J. J. Sefton,
Thank you for The JEF countdown. I had a zero clock app but it didn't fulfill its promise & only for first term.

I asked this last night & see no answer. Andrew Breitbart promised to release video March 1, 2012 w/damaging video of The JEF so that he would be vetted before 2012 election.

We know Andrew died March 1, 2012 @ 12:29 am PST. Does anyone know what happened to video?
Thank you!

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 08:17 AM (sj3Ax)

38
The size of Putin's pair is directly proportional to the stupidity/fecklessness/insanity of the current POTUS.

Should the next POTUS be a conservative, the question will be will Putin back down or will he do something stupid because of how he raised the stakes the previous 8 years?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:17 AM (p4UlV)

39 Can you imagine the awesome powers that a Republican President would have?

Right up to, and including jailing individuals on the left, simply for thinking non-approved thoughts, and holding non-approved opinions.


All with the precedent set by this now serving President, and his party's supporters.


Damn, is it gonna be a great time to be in power...or what!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:17 AM (ptqRm)

40 >>Um, gotta cram all my thoughts into this comment so I don't show up on next week's wall of shame...
-----
Oh I don't know, it was cute to see you there last night VM

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 08:18 AM (voOPb)

41 Carol:

Countdown link below. I have no idea what happened to Breitbart's files. But considering all we have witnessed these past 7 years, nothing would surprise me.

http://www.7is7.com/otto/countdsamp.html

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:19 AM (p4UlV)

42 OMG, what happened to Axl Rose's face? Yikes!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:19 AM (NOIQH)

43 Hokay. No good news anywhere. A box of worms and a retreat into blissful ignorance is called for. Wish you all could join me. The fish are biting. Later, all.

Posted by: creeper at April 18, 2016 08:20 AM (sZAiE)

44 39 Damn, is it gonna be a great time to be in power...or what!!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:17 AM (ptqRm)


He or she would never do it. We (not the GOP) play by the rules to save the country, the left cheats, lies and steals to destroy it. Donald Trump notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:21 AM (p4UlV)

45 Enjoy creeper, catch a couple for me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 08:21 AM (voOPb)

46 huh. I always thought Coachella was a fashion show for hipsters and douchebags.
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 08:17 AM (UzPAd)


(I do love my Coach bags .

Young votes, hundreds of thousands of them is what Bernie's shooting for, but because of Guns n' Roses, a bit older folks showed up.

Friends did say they saw a lot of Trump bumper stickers, hats and t-shirts, amazingly though.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:21 AM (qCMvj)

47 I have phone conference at 9:30 and then an audition for a low budget film.

Gotta go learn my lines. Later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:21 AM (p4UlV)

48 To prove once and for all that we really can govern, I'm working on some ground-breaking chalk control legislation.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at April 18, 2016 08:22 AM (eHpnh)

49 >>How can anyone stand Hillary? She sounds pissed off even when she's winning.
If such a thing is available, she should have voice job.


Think she is perpetually pissed off - never got the feeling she was a particularly joyful woman. My vote is for lobotomy - that would fix a lot of her issues.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (NOIQH)

50 "Bacon is good!" And water is wet!

It will be bacon, eggs, and coffee for breakfast. I can't eat too early or my stomach rebels. I peeked in the ONT and saw you had a good start today, votermom.

Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (2WwbN)

51 If you're gonna put a dame on a $20, how about someone like Jeanne Kirkpatrick?

Better yet, give Andrew Jackson earrings, cleavage and lipstick.



Andi Jackson?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (b/6cr)

52 I have phone conference at 9:30 and then an audition for a low budget film.



Gotta go learn my lines. Later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:21 AM (p4UlV)

Smile and show your tits. Works for many up-n-coming stars.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (JO9+V)

53 Hokay. No good news anywhere. A box of worms and a retreat into blissful ignorance is called for. Wish you all could join me. The fish are biting. Later, all.
Posted by: creeper at April 18, 2016 08:20 AM (sZAiE)


have fun!
my brothers and dad did this last week, and we had some nice fresh fish for dinner one night

(venison stew my brother and son snagged, earlier, one night too! )

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (qCMvj)

54 Long read, but worth it is Andrew C. McCarthy article Saturday about our Saudi "friends."

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (sj3Ax)

55 The amazing thing is we increased visas and legal immigration from Saudi Arabia ten fold right after 9/11.

In fact massive increases in immigration were vomited forth during the two bush administrations.

Before the bushes leagal immigration was well under a million people per year during their miserable reigns well over 1 million.

http://tinyurl.com/zqrw97u

Pay special attention to page 10 and you'll notice a trend when the bushes are in power.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 18, 2016 08:24 AM (auq2s)

56 Bernie was hammering Hillary pretty hard the other day but with one comment he could have thrown a devastating blow.

"Ms Clinton you say those Wall Street speeches had nothing of interest to the public . I suppose they were all about your yoga lessons and wedding plans like the emails you destroyed."

Too bad the crazy old bastard put the email issue off limits months ago.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2016 08:24 AM (1BQGO)

57 Whatever you think about a guy currently running,the current inhabitant of the WH is a piece of shit.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/231709/

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2016 08:25 AM (B48dK)

58 President Trump will put an end to this bullshit.

Posted by: blaster at April 18, 2016 08:25 AM (2Ocf1)

59 >>Straif of IARC said: "I'm very happy with the way we do things at the moment. We are really at the head of the scientific community."

Translation: we publish utter nonsense that scares the public and insures more jobs in our field because of "further research needed".

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2016 08:26 AM (nXeSu)

60 So I received on of those telephone opinion polls on the upcoming election.
From the way the questions trended, I am pretty sure it was sponsored by Cruz.

Somewhere near the end of the questions, I was asked my religious faith.
The poster then listed all the basics, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, etc.

But, it did not name the Muslim faith.

Now previously, I had been told that I needed to listen to all choices prior to answering, even if my choice was the first selection offered.
So I remained silent till she read them all off.

Then I asked why they did not list Islam.

After she asked me to spell it, which I did, she then said she would accept that as my answer.

So somewhere, some political candidate is going to be told that a caucasian, middle age male of higher than average income who is a practitioner of the Islamic faith is a ted Cruz supporter in the upcoming election.

Should have said that I self identify as a black lesbian single mother of two, who supports the Second Amendment.

Maybe next time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:27 AM (ptqRm)

61 Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (NOIQH)
-------------

A voice-ectomy? That would be an improvement for sure.

If Hillary gets elected, I'll have to invest in some heavy-duty earplugs in case I would accidentally hear her. She always sounds like she is speaking in a controlled yell, just on the brink of exploding. I picture a robot with faulty wiring and steam coming out the ears.

Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2016 08:27 AM (2WwbN)

62 Ugh, how about we stick to presidents on our money?
This is like what's happened to the naming of the navy ships - used to be dead military people, but now they're naming carriers (or whatever) after Cesar Chavez, Carl Levin.

You want a woman on the $20, elect one. Then let her pass. Then we can talk about memorializing her on our currency. Sheesh.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:28 AM (NOIQH)

63 If you're gonna put a dame on a $20, how about someone like Jeanne Kirkpatrick?



Better yet, give Andrew Jackson earrings, cleavage and lipstick.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:09 AM (p4UlV)

Best idea I've read yet.....should satisfy all our left leaning friends..

Posted by: Colin at April 18, 2016 08:29 AM (6IZ5e)

64
Smile and show your tits. Works for many up-n-coming stars.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (JO9+V)

Oh nevermind

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 08:29 AM (voOPb)

65 >>She always sounds like she is speaking in a controlled yell, just on the brink of exploding.

Like a bitter, shrill ex-wife or MIL from hell.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:30 AM (NOIQH)

66 62 They are naming a Destroyer after Levin,and yes,it is against policy.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2016 08:30 AM (B48dK)

67 I think I'm sunk.

Posted by: USS Constitution at April 18, 2016 08:31 AM (eHpnh)

68 "He or she would never do it. We (not the GOP) play by the rules to save the country, the left cheats, lies and steals to destroy it. Donald Trump notwithstanding."

Oh, I agree completely.

But it's great to just put it in words that liberals can understand.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:31 AM (ptqRm)

69 "You want a woman on the $20, elect one. Then let her pass. Then we can talk about memorializing her on our currency. Sheesh. "

I have often said that I would be fine with Hillary on a twenty....soon.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:32 AM (ptqRm)

70 If Sam's getting a ship, I'll demand a USS Bitch.

To prove we can govern.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at April 18, 2016 08:33 AM (eHpnh)

71 http://www.bookwormroom.com/ has an excellent post about how the whole idea of gender fluidity will make legal fraud claims impossible - when there is no fact, no reality, you cannot prove fraud.
However, she see's it as a fabulous opportunity to Alinsky the Left...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:33 AM (NOIQH)

72 Like a bitter, shrill ex-wife or MIL from hell.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:30 AM (NOIQH

or both

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 08:33 AM (voOPb)

73 >>>Think she is perpetually pissed off - never got the feeling she was a
particularly joyful woman. My vote is for lobotomy - that would fix a
lot of her issues.<<<

The angry, righteous feminist schtick is so 20th century. Hillary needs to be put in a criminal science museum between Al Capone and Charlie Manson.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 08:34 AM (UzPAd)

74 Like a bitter, shrill ex-wife or MIL from hell.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:30 AM (NOIQH

or both



Kinky.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 08:34 AM (b/6cr)

75 After Bubba dies maybe Huma will be First Lady.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2016 08:35 AM (B48dK)

76 Wow, what happened to Axl Rose that people actually want to work with him, now?

Posted by: sinalco at April 18, 2016 08:35 AM (yODqO)

77 I'm pretty sure the law about only presidents being on the money was sponsored by Franklin and Hamilton.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 08:35 AM (xq1UY)

78 Wow, what happened to Axl Rose that people actually want to work with him, now?

Posted by: sinalco at April 18, 2016 08:35 AM (yODqO)
_____________________

What's that you say? Speak up a bit,, I can't hear you....

Posted by: Brian Johnson at April 18, 2016 08:37 AM (HSmrB)

79 So on my FB feed from just yesterday we have a tranny spitting on Trump supporters and a #BLM thug shooting his (it's not an UZI but same style) into the air at a Trump rally.


The media is all over this.


That's why you haven't heard of it.


Interesting times ahead. Hope you're carrying.


And with that, good morning horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 08:38 AM (/D5Lf)

80 I'm OK w/ being violently thrown to the ground; I'm OK w/ being having my arm ripped off by Lewandowski; I'm even OK w/ being beaten into a coma with my own arm.

I'm not OK w/ the lack of an apology and admission of guilt b/c its really hampering my potential defamation lawsuit

Posted by: Michelle "Hand Solo" Fields at April 18, 2016 08:39 AM (10hEu)

81 "Interesting times ahead. Hope you're carrying."

I've only been carrying for a couple of weeks, but already I feel weird when I'm NOT carrying.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 08:39 AM (eHpnh)

82 Dayum. 14.96 inches of rain just south of Spring/Cypress. (just west of Houston) Stay dry Morons!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 08:40 AM (b/6cr)

83 The angry, righteous feminist schtick...

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 08:34 AM (UzPAd)


and,

Feminists: It's a 'Privilege' to Have a Sexually Transmitted Disease

there's really nothing left to be said

h/t breitbart

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:40 AM (qCMvj)

84 "Socialism: Come for the piles of corpses, stay for the grinding poverty." pure poetry ....

If changing the portrait on the $20 is the biggest problem Treasury has got I:
- a. am relieved
- b. vote eleventeen times for it to be Grace Hopper.

happy fishin, creeper !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 18, 2016 08:42 AM (gUoN4)

85 J. J. Sefton,
Thank you.

Someone probably "lost" andrew's video.

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 08:42 AM (sj3Ax)

86 Dayum. 14.96 inches of rain just south of Spring/Cypress. (just west of Houston) Stay dry Morons!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 08:40 AM (b/6cr)

Those giant water bucket dumps at the water parks? Yeah, it's been just like that. Creeks flooding all around, covering/blocking the roadways.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 08:44 AM (JO9+V)

87 Just checked, the shooting at the rally was from early March at an event in gun-free Chicago.

And looking at his social media pics dude is well armed....in gun-free chicago.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 08:44 AM (/D5Lf)

88 If we put Hillary Whitewater on the $20 bill and I put it in my pocket, will it magically turn into a $2000 bill?

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2016 08:44 AM (ANVXm)

89 With things like ebola and zika (and a raft of deadly deseases floating around in the world) it doesn't surprise me at all that the WHO, with its obviously over abundant resources, is deploying its over abundant resources to tackle the dire global problem of bacon.

'bout time.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 18, 2016 08:45 AM (4ng05)

90 45% of Americans pay no federal income tax

old news

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (qCMvj)

91 Trump's holding a big rally here in Buffalo today. I hope the Soros Communist protesters aren't blocking the thruway on my home from work this evening. Gotta get my middle finger ready for a workout.

Posted by: Pyrocles at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (fVOPU)

92 What?

You can be Chinese...but six foot, two inches is a bridge too far?

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/?p=160689

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (ptqRm)

93 USS Bipartisanship



An attack submarine with fully functional screen doors.

Posted by: Mortimer at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (Aartv)

94 If we put Hillary Whitewater on the $20 bill and I put it in my pocket, will it magically turn into a $2000 bill?
Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2016 08:44 AM (ANVXm)

No but if it is to close to your crotch, your dick may fall off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (V/InG)

95 http://www.theamericanconservative.com/?p=160689
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (ptqRm)

I saw that yesterday. It really is amazing. Ace should put it up as a post.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (eHpnh)

96 State Dept. Gives Pakistan Pass on Religious Freedom Violations--for 14th Straight Year

(CNSNews.com) -- For a record 14th year in a row, the State Department has overruled the advice of an independent statutory watchdog and decided not to blacklist Pakistan for religious freedom abuses.


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (qCMvj)

97 61 alerts for Houston now!

Can y'all hit an even 100??

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2016 08:49 AM (nXeSu)

98 No but if it is to close to your crotch, your dick may fall off
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (V/InG)

Screw you NGU, you owe me a new keyboard. Damn coffee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 08:49 AM (voOPb)

99 No but if it is to close to your crotch, your dick may fall off self detach, climb down your leg, and run away screaming.

Fixed

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:49 AM (ptqRm)

100 This made me laugh. Boys.
https://twitter.com/DefendingtheUSA/status/722036153902235648

Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 08:50 AM (nbrY/)

101 Liberals: rewriting history and the english language one day at a time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 08:51 AM (V/InG)

102 "I saw that yesterday. It really is amazing. Ace should put it up as a post."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (eHpnh)


What is it? New, infrared film of Michelle Fields being decapitated by Trump?

Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 08:53 AM (Zs4uk)

103 This made me laugh. Boys.
https://twitter.com/DefendingtheUSA/status/722036153902235648
Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 08:50 AM (nbrY/)


Liberals have no sense of humor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 08:53 AM (V/InG)

104 Nice Patriot's Day morning here in central NC. I'm gonna do it justice, take the dog to the park, then grill some steaks and have a few beers while listening to the Red Sox game. Quality day off after a busy weekend.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2016 08:54 AM (2cS/G)

105 http://www.theamericanconservative.com/?p=160689
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (ptqRm)

I saw that yesterday. It really is amazing. Ace should put it up as a post.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (eHpnh)

Someone should do one of these where they go out and get these late developing infants to try to defend the country in one way or another. I bet that would be a hoot and a half.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 18, 2016 08:54 AM (4ng05)

106

ROGER SIMON: The Syrian Refugees and Obama's Plot Against America.

instapundit / Posted at 8:44 am by Ed Driscoll

... It goes on with many similar mind-boggling statistics. (Example: 39% of British Muslims say a woman should always obey her husband -- where's Gloria Steinem on that one? Not to mention Hillary or Huma?)...

...But what about us? What is Obama up to here? It's hard to avoid the conclusion that he is busy, in his last moments, doing his best to subvert our society as we know it. And he has allies. Some of them are disheartening and might be surprising to you. If you're interested, look up the following organizations: "Gateways for Growth Challenge," "Partnerships for a New American Economy," and "Welcoming America."


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:54 AM (qCMvj)

107 http://www.theamericanconservative.com/?p=160689
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (ptqRm)
------------

David French did a post on this yesterday at NRO. It is an excellent video.

Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2016 08:55 AM (2WwbN)

108 One of these days the left wing, meaning the democratic party, will call for the repeal of UN General Assembly Resolution 181.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 08:56 AM (V/InG)

109 http://www.theamericanconservative.com/?p=160689
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (ptqRm)

I saw that yesterday. It really is amazing. Ace should put it up as a post.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (eHpnh)


insty linked it today too

it's all about fear

yes, the children are being dumbed down, but also being instilled with fear

fear is the root of all evil

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:57 AM (qCMvj)

110

TOLERANCE TURNED ON ITS HEAD: "Then the execrable Michael Moore said he would ask his film distributor not to burden North Carolina with his latest celluloid incoherence. 'I have asked my distributor not to book my film in any theater in North Carolina due 2 their bigoted law against LGBTQ ppl -- they have agreed,' the C-list left picador tweeted. Who knew it would be so easy? Had the good burghers of North Carolina known they could avoid noise against the inoffensive night at a Greensboro concert site, and be free of some of the worst movies in the history of the world statewide, they would have made traditional bathroom etiquette a matter of law long ago."

yawn

consumer division

h/t insty

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:58 AM (qCMvj)

111 The only dame that belongs near a $20, is gonna have to bend over to pick it up. Right after she finishes spinning around on that pole.

Posted by: Dick Harden, P.I. at April 18, 2016 09:00 AM (CUk0C)

112 Dick Harden, P.I. at April 18, 2016 09:00 AM (CUk0C)

reminded me of this

Cuckoo, Netflix

Dumbest show I've seen on Netflix so far.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2222352/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 09:02 AM (qCMvj)

113 Wow! Listen to this Aussie racist, islamophobe questioning how it is that a muslim refugee could possibly try to commit an act of terrorism after Australia gave the terrorist refuge.

https://tinyurl.com/js4fhhp

Can't believe how insensitive people like this are.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 18, 2016 09:02 AM (4ng05)

114 I thought the Russkies dismantled the Lenin shrine and buried the guy some time during Yeltsin's tenure. Guess not. Yuck! Gross!

Posted by: sinalco at April 18, 2016 09:03 AM (yODqO)

115 You would think that with the momentum coming off of a clean sweep in Colorado, Cruz would be leading in the polls in New York.

Maybe his appeal is diminished when people actually vote.

Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:04 AM (Zs4uk)

116
fear is the root of all evil

Fear its the mind killer

Posted by: M'aud Dib at April 18, 2016 09:06 AM (brIR5)

117 If they remove Andrew Jackson, what is going to stop them from removing George Washington? Give a prog an inch they will take a mile. You see them pulling down all these historical statutes, what's going to stop them from doing the same federally? Again, they act like the red guards.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:07 AM (iQIUe)

118 What I take from the Saudi news is that there is no such thing as a good moslem. They are all evil. It's baked into the cake.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 18, 2016 09:07 AM (LZood)

119 "Again, they act like the red guards."

They ARE the Red Guard.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:07 AM (eHpnh)

120 90
45% of Americans pay no federal income tax



old news

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (qCMvj)

45% of families. 51% of Americans.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 09:08 AM (vvmPQ)

121
But yeah let's destroy the Republican Party or stay home with your marbles and let a dem waltz into the White House


Considering the track record of the GOP for the past seven years, that argument really has lost its flavor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2016 09:08 AM (X6fMO)

122 Oh... Remember those moderate, peaceful Muslims that our western leaders keep telling us about? Turns out, they aren't real Muslims.

https://tinyurl.com/ja76a9w

This from and "expert" on Islam.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 18, 2016 09:09 AM (4ng05)

123 - b. vote eleventeen times for it to be Grace Hopper.

In the uniform of a Rear Admiral (Upper Half).

Posted by: M'aud Dib at April 18, 2016 09:10 AM (brIR5)

124 121 Oh no,you don't understand all the intricate maneuvering they have done to keep Obama from doing worse damage.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2016 09:10 AM (B48dK)

125 >>I have asked my distributor not to book my film in any theater in
North Carolina due 2 their bigoted law against LGBTQ ppl -- they have
agreed,'


Aaand some dude tweeted the perfect response (at Instapundit):

"Doesn't it feel great having the liberty to decline doing business with people you disagree with?"

We need to make that point *every* time someone mentions a NC boycott.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 09:10 AM (NOIQH)

126 So somewhere, some political candidate is going to be told that a caucasian, middle age male of higher than average income who is a practitioner of the Islamic faith is a ted Cruz supporter in the upcoming election.
Named Chemjeff???

Posted by: truthiness at April 18, 2016 09:11 AM (jVvcc)

127 Ecuador quake death toll now at 350.

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 09:11 AM (sj3Ax)

128 121
"But yeah let's destroy the Republican Party or stay home with your marbles and let a dem waltz into the White House"


Luckily, the only person with that attitude right now is Ace. Everyone else will be reasonable and come together against the democrats.

Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:12 AM (Zs4uk)

129
It's light at 5:30 am and light at 7:30 pm. I hate it and it is only going to get worse. I prefer the cover of darkness.

Traffic is always a bummer on Mondays. And to make it worse, there are all these large trucks parked down on the main drag. Someone said it might be for a movie. However, these trucks are huge and there are no signs posted, tho it wouldnt be the first time Hwd ignored the laws.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:13 AM (iQIUe)

130 Funny.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/231744/

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2016 09:13 AM (B48dK)

131 So it looks like passing laws to make people us the bathroom 99.99% of them want to use anyway may be the way for a state to fight the scourge of liberalism?

Who'da thunk it was that easy?

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2016 09:13 AM (1BQGO)

132 "Luckily, the only person with that attitude right now is Ace."

No, I agree with him.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:13 AM (eHpnh)

133 They should consider placing the "HAULIN ASS, GETTIN PAID" motto on these new retarded $20s they're proposing.

Posted by: Dick Harden, P.I. at April 18, 2016 09:14 AM (CUk0C)

134 "No, I agree with him."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:13 AM (eHpnh)


So, if your candidate isn't the one chosen, you're going to stay home or vote for Hillary?

Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:14 AM (Zs4uk)

135 "So, if your candidate isn't the one chosen, you're going to stay home or vote for Hillary?"

Correct.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:16 AM (eHpnh)

136
Maybe his appeal is diminished when people actually vote.

Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:04 AM (Zs4uk)
____________________________________

Now that there is just crazy talk. You must have been beaten silly at a Trump rally....

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:17 AM (HSmrB)

137 "Correct."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:16 AM (eHpnh)


It's a good thing the election is far off.

Obviously, your hysterical right now. Like Ace, things are moving too fast for you to process and the idea of some muddled form of noble protest vote (or non-vote) make sense to you.

In time you'll come to your senses and realize how incredibly stupid that position is.

We're all rooting for you to get better.

Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:20 AM (Zs4uk)

138 your = you're

Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:21 AM (Zs4uk)

139
"So, if your candidate isn't the one chosen, you're going to stay home or vote for Hillary?"

Ditto.

But I live in Massachusetts. My vote doesn't count.

Not that it ever really did.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2016 09:22 AM (X6fMO)

140 Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:20 AM (Zs4uk)

There are millions of us. Get over it.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:22 AM (eHpnh)

141 I call BS on those guys replacing Jackson on the $20 bill.

Jackson vetoed the bill allowing the recharter of the Second Bank of the U.S., which was the equivalent of our Federal Reserve today. He did it because he believed that a Central Bank was unconstitutional.

I say that the Federal Reserve will keep Jackson on that $20 bill to continue to mock him.

Posted by: azlibertarian at April 18, 2016 09:22 AM (0SPyv)

142 113 Wow! Listen to this Aussie racist, islamophobe questioning how it is that a muslim refugee could possibly try to commit an act of terrorism after Australia gave the terrorist refuge.

https://tinyurl.com/js4fhhp

Can't believe how insensitive people like this are.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 18, 2016 09:02 AM (4ng05)

=================
Would love to bitch slap them all.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:23 AM (iQIUe)

143
Obviously, your hysterical right now. Like Ace, things are moving too fast for you to process and the idea of some muddled form of noble protest vote (or non-vote) make sense to you.


You must be one hell of a salesman, with that silver-tongued pitch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2016 09:23 AM (X6fMO)

144 >>>"Doesn't it feel great having the liberty to decline doing business with people you disagree with?"<<<

Ah, but you have no liberty, comrade, when two rump rangers want you to cater their homosexual wedding.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 09:24 AM (UzPAd)

145 Mondays are always great when the usual suspect is here to tell us a) what uneducated boobs we are and b) how we should all think.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2016 09:25 AM (659DL)

146 Dang, I'm looking at all of the video and pictures on my Facebook feed out of the Houston area. They are getting hammered. My cousin lives at the highest elevation in Katy and their street is has about a foot of water on it.

Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2016 09:25 AM (GgxVX)

147
"But I live in Massachusetts. My vote doesn't count."


Democrats do stupid shit.

If Massachusetts democrats, who are totally unmotivated right now feel that Bernie was robbed, they might do a protest vote or just stay home.

This might be your big chance to actually make a difference.

Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:25 AM (Zs4uk)

148 Grace Hopper on the twenty looks like this:
http://tinyurl.com/hpoef3r

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 09:26 AM (xq1UY)

149 Fuck all this talk of Trump/Ted/Megyn/Fields bullshit!! There are serious things happening!! Grave fucking times!!!

AXL FUCKING ROSE replacing BRIAN JOHNSON??? The line of succession goes Bon Scott, Brian Johnson, AXL ROSE??? What the fuckity fuck argly fuck bargly?!?

What next? Iron Maiden with vocals by Vince Neil?? THIS WILL NOT STAND!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 18, 2016 09:27 AM (YF8TK)

150 So, uh, I guess the drought in Texas is over.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 09:29 AM (JO9+V)

151
If Massachusetts democrats, who are totally unmotivated right now feel that Bernie was robbed, they might do a protest vote or just stay home.

No, they'll be good little apparatchiks and vote for whomever tops the D ticket, whether it be Scankles, Fauxcahontas, Grandpa Simpson or Slow Joe. The only Republicans who win office in this hellhole are RINO go-alongs like Bill Weld and Charlie Baker (whom, I am convinced, will stump for Hillary is Trump gets the nom).


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2016 09:29 AM (X6fMO)

152 >>>AXL FUCKING ROSE replacing BRIAN JOHNSON??? The line of succession goes
Bon Scott, Brian Johnson, AXL ROSE??? What the fuckity fuck argly fuck
bargly?!?<<<

Not to worry. Axl Rose will get drunk, fall off of the stage, and break his fucking neck.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 09:29 AM (UzPAd)

153 So, uh, I guess the drought in Texas is over.


The last torrential rain ended it with a single storm.

Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2016 09:30 AM (GgxVX)

154 Did anyone read link to American Thinker about those 9 GITMO prisoners going to the Saudis? I don't care if one has been on a hunger strike since 2007. Force feed him? Let him die.
PC with terrorists?

I'm staying here until 10 am, & going outside.

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 09:31 AM (sj3Ax)

155 AXL FUCKING ROSE replacing BRIAN JOHNSON??? The line of succession goes Bon Scott, Brian Johnson, AXL ROSE??? What the fuckity fuck argly fuck bargly?!?

What next? Iron Maiden with vocals by Vince Neil?? THIS WILL NOT STAND!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 18, 2016 09:27 AM (YF8TK)

____________________

What!?!?!!??? Speak up, I can't hear you!!!


Posted by: Brian Johnson at April 18, 2016 09:31 AM (HSmrB)

156
>>>AXL FUCKING ROSE replacing BRIAN JOHNSON??? The line of succession goes
Bon Scott, Brian Johnson, AXL ROSE??? What the fuckity fuck argly fuck
bargly?!?

Not to worry. Axl Rose will get drunk, fall off of the stage, and break his fucking neck.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 09:29 AM (UzPAd)








Hasn't happened yet..... So I think you may be misunderestimassuming the motor skills of a drunkard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2016 09:32 AM (qB4pW)

157 Speaking of falling off the stage, I see that James Levine is retiring.
I suppose the Met pit band's shimmering tremolo tone will leave with him.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 09:32 AM (xq1UY)

158 My moment of unfulfilled musical genius:

Brian Johnson/Tom Kiefer of Cinderella duet.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2016 09:32 AM (659DL)

159 If through some Diabolical intervention the general election came down to Bernie vs. Hillary, I would still vote. I get thousands of days to express my views, engage in symbolic speech, lobby and cajole, but only one day every 4 years do I have a concrete effect on who becomes President. God only knows who I'd choose between those two moral and intellectual disasters, but I'd force myself to choose.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2016 09:33 AM (2cS/G)

160 Tropical storm Allison levels of rain here in Tomball. It looks like the rest of the Houston area is inundated as well. Wish I had stocked up on the milk sammich fixins...

Posted by: Glen the Company Man at April 18, 2016 09:33 AM (nDdGQ)

161 Glen, that's absolutely nuts. It took 15 days for Allison to drop that much rain.

Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2016 09:34 AM (GgxVX)

162 Q. How far has the United States declined as an Obamanation? A. Brazil has a better government than the U.S. does.

Posted by: An Observation at April 18, 2016 09:35 AM (5jKQk)

163
Really now people,, why is everyone's lips moving but there's no sound? This ain't funny...



Posted by: Brian Johnson at April 18, 2016 09:35 AM (HSmrB)

164 You
waited all night long
For the show to start

Yeah, You
waited all night long
For the show to start

Posted by: Pre-Zombie AC/DC's New Song at April 18, 2016 09:36 AM (2rmvw)

165
My moment of unfulfilled musical genius:

Brian Johnson/Tom Kiefer of Cinderella duet.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2016 09:32 AM (659DL)






My moment of unfulfilled musical idiocy.

Queen + Brian Johnson

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2016 09:36 AM (qB4pW)

166 >>>>>
135
"So, if your candidate isn't the one chosen, you're going to stay home or vote for Hillary?"



Correct.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:16 AM (eHpnh)
....And that was how we got obama Part Duex.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2016 09:36 AM (iONHu)

167 162 Q. How far has the United States declined as an Obamanation? A. Brazil has a better government than the U.S. does.

Posted by: An Observation at April 18, 2016 09:35 AM (5jKQk

Well at least the vagina can't be impeached will be off the table after what Brazil did. The 2nd black president will not have the 8 years of grace either.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 09:37 AM (voOPb)

168 only one day every 4 years do I have a concrete effect

If only we could set up a government that was run by actual representatives of the people, and the executive was only an administrator. Then it would be 2 years.

But that's crazy talk. Things would be so dull here.
Shallow Bucket of Dog Vomit 2016!!1! Yay! Nyah-nyah!
"And...I'm going to buy gold."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 09:38 AM (xq1UY)

169 Approaching 18" of rain since about 10:00 last night & still coming down pretty steady...

Posted by: Glen the Company Man at April 18, 2016 09:39 AM (nDdGQ)

170 Here is URL to Andrew McCarthy Saturday column.
It's long & worth reading.

http://tinyurl.com/jmdvfur

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 09:40 AM (sj3Ax)

171 166 ....And that was how we got obama Part Duex.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2016 09:36 AM (iONHu)

Not true. The Republican vote in the key swings States did not drop. The FSA and the unions turned out in droves and the continues bluification of FL, OH, and VA is why we got Oshitforbrains part II.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 09:41 AM (vvmPQ)

172 So, uh, I guess the drought in Texas is over.


The last torrential rain ended it with a single storm.



Been over since last year. We had major lake flooding last year. Gonna have it again this year.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 09:41 AM (b/6cr)

173 Correct.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:16 AM (eHpnh)

....And that was how we got obama Part Duex.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2016 09:36 AM (iONHu)

In part. But really, America isn't the America we once knew. We are outnumbered now.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 09:42 AM (/D5Lf)

174 155: Barry Manilow had prior engagements.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2016 09:42 AM (ucDmr)

175 "So, if your candidate isn't the one chosen, you're going to stay home or vote for Hillary?"



Correct.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:16 AM (eHpnh)
....And that was how we got obama Part Duex.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

Once again, this gets trotted out.

Romney got more votes than McCain did.

Obama lost votes from 2008 to 2012, as expected.

he had a far better GOTV in four states that made the difference.

it didn't help that Romney was successfully painted as a distant bazillionaire.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 18, 2016 09:42 AM (326rv)

176 If the nominee is neither Trump nor Cruz I'll probably write in someone.

Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 09:42 AM (nbrY/)

177 Its raining in Texas like fists at a Trump rally

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:43 AM (10hEu)

178 "166 ....And that was how we got obama Part Duex."

I voted for Romney/Ryan. I still feel ashamed about that. It won't happen again.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:43 AM (eHpnh)

179 I had no idea sloths were so cute:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hujm2w3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2016 09:44 AM (w4NZ8)

180
Not true. The Republican vote in the key swings States did not drop. The FSA and the unions turned out in droves and the continues bluification of FL, OH, and VA is why we got Oshitforbrains part II.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 09:41 AM (vvmPQ)

maybe, but the point is that instead of ripping our side apart and demonizing each other, we should be keeping our eye on the big picture and THAT is denying the White House to ANY Democrat. Running down any and all Republicans who are not your "boy" is not the smart thing to do no matter how wonderful it feels

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 09:44 AM (V/InG)

181 >>Its raining in Texas like fists at a Trump rally

Tiny little fists.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 09:44 AM (/tuJf)

182 MPPPP,
I don't know if Baker would campaign for Hillary, but we can hope he doesn't.

I don't have faith in him.

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 09:44 AM (sj3Ax)

183 And I noticed that the blame was dropped solely on the voters.

Voters did as they ought in 2010, and they were shit on. Same for 2012 and 2014.

This year, all of the party anointed were killing each other trying to ram amnesty down our throats.

But it's the sole fault of the voters.

maybe Jeb! will give you a medal for this.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 18, 2016 09:45 AM (326rv)

184
There is that infamous photo of Michelle Fields on some news show with her boobs hanging out. It turns out it is an old photo. Does she always dress like that on television?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:45 AM (iQIUe)

185 >>>Hasn't happened yet..... So I think you may be misunderestimassuming the motor skills of a drunkard.<<<

Oops. My mistake, it was his foot he broke. Getting old sucks.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 09:45 AM (UzPAd)

186 Old: AC/DC
New: AC DOUCHEY

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 18, 2016 09:46 AM (YF8TK)

187 The Pols/Pundit class in this country who keep claiming Saudi Arabia is an important ally (and not an enemy) are either:

1. Out of touch with a new reality. Sort of like those folks in the late 1940s who still thought the Soviet Union was an American ally due to WWII.

2. Paid shills of Saudi Arabia or are friends of the Saudi Royal Family and are putting Americans behind that friendship and money.

3. Are Free Trade purists (aka lunatics) who think we should do business with everyone, including those who are trying to kill our people.

Obama is threatening to veto the bill, and if we had a Nationalist political party we could pound him and his party for this. Instead we have a Republican / Conservative Party who will give mixed messages about the Arabians.

Posted by: William Eaton at April 18, 2016 09:46 AM (KhJh8)

188 181 >>Tiny little fists.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 09:44 AM (/tuJf)

YES!!! And a force over a smaller surface area means higher net pressure and worse bruises. HAVE YOU SEEN MY ARM???

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:46 AM (10hEu)

189 Glen, that's absolutely nuts. It took 15 days for Allison to drop that much rain.

Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2016 09:34 AM (GgxVX)

The hell it did. Allison dumped all that rain in just a few hours. I watched it happen. Same thing happened back in the great flood of '94 (or was it '95?). I was on an island for three days back in the woods just west of Rose Hill. Since you live in Tomball, you know that bridge on 249 that is over Spring Creek? They had to "redo" that bridge after that one as the flood waters in Spring Creek had been so high it sort of "dislodged" the bridge.

No, this sort of thing happens from time to time around here, and usually happens quickly.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at April 18, 2016 09:47 AM (AJdlq)

190 I'm staying here until 10 am, going outside.



Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 09:31 AM


The Empress has warned you about "Outside", hasn't she? Besides, there are marathoners running around unsupervised out there today.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2016 09:47 AM (bzd8I)

191 Couple reunites after 70 years. These people do not look they're in the 90's! God bless them!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z2owhma

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2016 09:48 AM (w4NZ8)

192 YES!!! And a force over a smaller surface area means higher net pressure and worse bruises.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY ARM???
Posted by: Michelle Fields



No. Where'd you leave it?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 09:48 AM (b/6cr)

193
I had no idea sloths were so cute:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hujm2w3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2016 09:44 AM (w4NZ








Yeah, they are. Adorable.

Until they grow up and start working at the DMV.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2016 09:49 AM (qB4pW)

194 The Brazil impeachment thing makes me smile. If Roussef gets the boot, it might mean huge changes in Brazil, possibly even a reversal of their decline towards communism.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 09:49 AM (HalrA)

195 >>>184
There is that infamous photo of Michelle Fields on some news show with her boobs hanging out. It turns out it is an old photo. Does she always dress like that on television?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:45 AM (iQIUe)

For a journalism job I'll dress however you want daddy. BTW how good is your workers comp insurance? Asking for a friends.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:49 AM (10hEu)

196 2. Paid shills of Saudi Arabia or are friends of the Saudi Royal Family and are putting Americans behind that friendship and money.


Mostly this. The Saudis understand the power of the bribe quite well.


Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2016 09:49 AM (2rmvw)

197 16 >> Better yet, give Andrew Jackson earrings, cleavage and lipstick.

Posted by: JJS

Now that's thinking outside of the box.

PS Break a leg, Mr. Sefton.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2016 09:50 AM (gyKtp)

198
YES!!! And a force over a smaller surface area means higher net pressure and worse bruises. HAVE YOU SEEN MY ARM???

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:46 AM (10hEu)
____________________________

Damn Michelle,, speak up. All I can make out is your lips moving and your ta-ta's jiggling...

Posted by: Brian Johnson at April 18, 2016 09:50 AM (HSmrB)

199 Do you have to be native-born to be on a $20 bill?
Because I am thinking about Hedy Lamarr.
Patriot. Inventor. Pin-Up. "Jewess."

And every 20 would forever be called a "Hedley."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 09:50 AM (xq1UY)

200 I can confirm that it's raining buckets in CS/Bryan also. The sky is dark grey at 9 AM. Driving without headlights right now would be suicidal.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 09:50 AM (HalrA)

201 "A Life Worth Living"-a "holy lands moment devotional:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/htsxon4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2016 09:51 AM (w4NZ8)

202
There is that infamous photo of Michelle Fields on some news show with her boobs hanging out. It turns out it is an old photo. Does she always dress like that on television?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:45 AM (iQIUe)








A Moron who loved his fellow Hordelings would provide a link. I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2016 09:51 AM (qB4pW)

203 >>>192 No. Where'd you leave it?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 09:48 AM (b/6cr)

ISWYDT and it hurt, almost as bad as being defamed on twitter and tricked into voluntarly quitting your job at Brietbart

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:51 AM (10hEu)

204 Trapped in my house in Houston. I live 10 minutes from work and every path to my office is flooded at some point. Didn't even attempt in my Jeep. Turned around and will give it a shot later if it ever stops raining.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 09:51 AM (MNgU2)

205 Guy at work always has the radio on in the next cubicle.

Ad comes on for a Candidate. I hear a sotto voce "fuck you" and of course I'm cracking up.

Been a great Primary season all ways around...

Posted by: Bigby's Greasy Hands at April 18, 2016 09:52 AM (3ZtZW)

206 204
Trapped in my house in Houston. I live 10 minutes from work and every
path to my office is flooded at some point. Didn't even attempt in my
Jeep. Turned around and will give it a shot later if it ever stops
raining.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 09:51 AM (MNgU2)


Wow. Sounds like it could be a lot worse.

Makes me glad I live on a hill today.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 09:52 AM (HalrA)

207 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2016 09:49 AM (qB4pW)

LOL.

Actually, my DMV is remarkably efficient. compared to what it used to be I don't what they did there to make it so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2016 09:53 AM (w4NZ8)

208 15 of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudi citizens, Saudi Arabia has been a breeding ground for radical imams since forever and yet we've increased immigration from Saudi Arabia 10 fold since 9/11.

Seems legit.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 18, 2016 09:53 AM (auq2s)

209 184 >> There is that infamous photo of Michelle Fields on some news show with her boobs hanging out.

This post is worse than useless without a link.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2016 09:53 AM (gyKtp)

210 >>>198 Damn Michelle,, speak up. All I can make out is your lips moving and your ta-ta's jiggling...

Posted by: Brian Johnson at April 18, 2016 09:50 AM (HSmrB)

Its hard to get a clear video WHEN TRUMP'S THUG THROWS YOU ONTO THE GROUND AT MACH-15

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:54 AM (10hEu)

211 >>>>166 ....And that was how we got obama Part Duex.




Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2016 09:36 AM (iONHu)

Not
true. The Republican vote in the key swings States did not drop. The
FSA and the unions turned out in droves and the continues bluification
of FL, OH, and VA is why we got Oshitforbrains part II.
.
.
.
.Vic it is true. Romney got almost 3 million votes less that McCain did in 2008, and Ohio had quite a dropoff in Republican voters compared to 2008. RCP did a big article about it right after the election. obama only beat him by a little less than that amount.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2016 09:54 AM (iONHu)

212 Wow. Just wow.

#WASTF


http://tinyurl.com/clr8g3q


*link to microaggressions.com. Not a parody or satire site. Bed wetting little butthurt pajama wearing pussies.


And I think half of them are made up though.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 09:55 AM (/D5Lf)

213
A Moron who loved his fellow Hordelings would provide a link. I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2016 09:51 AM (qB4pW)

==============

http://goo.gl/hvwYsM

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:56 AM (iQIUe)

214 180 maybe, but the point is that instead of ripping our
side apart and demonizing each other, we should be keeping our eye on
the big picture and THAT is denying the White House to ANY Democrat.
Running down any and all Republicans who are not your "boy" is not the
smart thing to do no matter how wonderful it feels

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 09:44 AM (V/InG)

SC is much like CA or NY except opposite Party. It doesn't matter whether I vote or not. Who ever the Republican nominee is will win SC by a minimum of 5%.


And I don't rip anybody apart. I just don't like any of the candidates and after McShitty followed by another "electable Moderate" I said no more. If the RNCe keeps feeding us with shitty RINOs they can kiss my ass goodbye.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 09:56 AM (vvmPQ)

215 Its raining in Texas like fists at a Trump rally

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:43 AM (10hEu)

Startled my daughter by laughing so hard. +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 09:56 AM (JO9+V)

216 >>And every 20 would forever be called a "Hedley."

Yep.

Posted by: King Fahd-you at April 18, 2016 09:57 AM (o+SC1)

217 Yeah if you drag a hundred dollar bill through a convention center you'll never know what you'd find.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 09:57 AM (MNgU2)

218 >>>209

This post is worse than useless without a link.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2016 09:53 AM (gyKtp)

http://tinyurl.com/zrlb7oh

as you can see - MY LEFT ARM IS MANGLED

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:57 AM (10hEu)

219 If I wanted to drop a trill on shovel-ready jobs, I'd sure think about a way to get the yearly excess water from East Texas into the western aquifer. Probably would require massive reservoirs, canals, pipelines. In other words, you wouldn't have to hire any non-Texans a tall. Plus, it would save New Orleans. From itself.

As a reminder, "Internal Improvements" was a key plank of the first Republican program, in 1856. And every one since. Republicanism appears to have failed in one of its key endeavors -- although we did get that transcontinental railroad.

The Missouri Compromise, well, jury's still out on that one.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 09:57 AM (xq1UY)

220 Perhaps with the retirement of James Levine at the Met the Wagner tempi will increase. I was much more distressed at the retirement of Schenk's productions.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 18, 2016 09:57 AM (aW5/6)

221 RedMindBlueState,
I'm only going out in my rose garden.

Marathon Monday is a waste of time, money, extra security & winners always look like they haven't eaten in years.

My ex sister in law is the only one to call to ask if I was at work, in Pru Tower, three years ago.

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 09:57 AM (sj3Ax)

222 There's zombies eating people at the Astrodome!

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 18, 2016 09:59 AM (JO9+V)

223 And I don't rip anybody apart. I just don't like any of the candidates and after McShitty followed by another "electable Moderate" I said no more. If the RNCe keeps feeding us with shitty RINOs they can kiss my ass goodbye.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 09:56 AM (vvmPQ)


I wasn't talking about you in particular, just a general attitude around here. And I get how you feel, but the bottom line is that walking away could end up putting a scrunt like hillary in the White House and that I can't abide,.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 09:59 AM (V/InG)

224
Wrong link. Try this:


http://goo.gl/OufqdA

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:59 AM (iQIUe)

225 Why would you want Lamarr on a $20? She's de-beaked and harmless.

Posted by: Dr. Isaac Kleiner at April 18, 2016 09:59 AM (CUk0C)

226 >>>224
Wrong link. Try this:


http://goo.gl/OufqdA
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:59 AM (iQIUe)

That link is broken - JUST LIKE MY LEFT ARM

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 10:00 AM (10hEu)

227 This is, of course, the time to put Hillary! 16 bumperstickers under the windshield wipers of cars with BERNIE stickers, with a note, "For the General, since you have that nonsense out of your system now"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2016 10:01 AM (TVASf)

228
Jordan PM declares Temple Mount security camera project terminated

I guess he does not have the one backbone left in Jordan. I wonder who has it today. Surely not that pip squek King

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 10:01 AM (V/InG)

229 Jack Lew caved-Alexander Hamilton will stay on $10 bill.

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 10:01 AM (sj3Ax)

230 I wasn't talking about you in particular, just a
general attitude around here. And I get how you feel, but the bottom
line is that walking away could end up putting a scrunt like hillary in
the White House and that I can't abide,.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 09:59 AM (V/InG)


Hillary must not win, but if the GOPe tries to parachute in a squish like Romney or Ryan to run for President and completely ignores the vote, there's going to have to be a reckoning.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 10:02 AM (HalrA)

231 >>>102 What is it? New, infrared film of Michelle Fields being decapitated by Trump?

Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 08:53 AM (Zs4uk)

w/ the infrared you can literally see the heat of murder in Lewandowski's eyes and the cold fear of death in mine

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 10:02 AM (10hEu)

232 "There's zombies eating people at the Astrodome!"

THROATCUT ZOMBIE BABIES!!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at April 18, 2016 10:03 AM (eHpnh)

233 1. I live in Houston. 2. My roof has decided that now would be a really good time to start leaking. 3. Rain projected to continue until Friday.

Only good news: my section of the City hasn't gotten the heavy rain - yet.

Posted by: An Observation at April 18, 2016 10:03 AM (5jKQk)

234 I guess he does not have the one backbone left in Jordan. I wonder who has it today. Surely not that pip squek King

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 10:01 AM (V/InG)


You mean that pipsqueak King that personally lead aerial bombing raids against the Islamic State after they burned one of his fellow pilots alive? Unless he's papered over that bit of awesomeness with a lot of dickery, the dude has my respect for that.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 10:03 AM (HalrA)

235 Flood Journal -

Hour 6: Half a sleeve of Ritz crackers gone, French Toast supplies holding steady. Power is on. For now. Reports coming in of rising waters on nearby streets. Tax returns for the household and Quarterly Tax Payment ready to be mailed but can't get to Post Office. Settling in for the duration. Morale is good.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 10:04 AM (JO9+V)

236 Do you have to be native-born to be on a $20 bill?
Because I am thinking about Hedy Lamarr.
Patriot. Inventor. Pin-Up. "Jewess."

And every 20 would forever be called a "Hedley."
Posted by: Stringer Davis



You gonna give me that Hed you owe me?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 10:04 AM (b/6cr)

237 229
Jack Lew caved-Alexander Hamilton will stay on $10 bill.



Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 10:01 AM (sj3Ax)


But they're removing Andrew Jackson from the $20. That's just wrong.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 10:04 AM (HalrA)

238 We must not let the Dems win, unless of course the nominee is someone other than Trump or Cruz and even Cruz is questionable!!!!

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 10:05 AM (MNgU2)

239 Actually, my DMV is remarkably efficient. compared to what it used to be I don't what they did there to make it so.

Funny thing, it is here in MTG, too. More trouble from the clueless fellow citizens who don't pay attention than from the people working there. Go figure.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 18, 2016 10:05 AM (9krrF)

240
Jack Lew caved-Alexander Hamilton will stay on $10 bill.



Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 10:01 AM (sj3Ax)








I'd laugh my ass off if they did alternating $10 bills with Hamilton and Burr. They could duke it out in your wallet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2016 10:05 AM (qB4pW)

241 You mean that pipsqueak King that personally lead aerial bombing raids against the Islamic State after they burned one of his fellow pilots alive? Unless he's papered over that bit of awesomeness with a lot of dickery, the dude has my respect for that.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 10:03 AM (HalrA)

A) he did not lead anything?

B) they had a few strikes, called it a day, and walked away...all for show

The best part of this king ran down his daddy's leg. The only reason he is still on his phony throne is because of Israel and the USA, but mostly Israel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 10:06 AM (V/InG)

242 238
We must not let the Dems win, unless of course the nominee is someone other than Trump or Cruz and even Cruz is questionable!!!!

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 10:05 AM (MNgU2)


Everybody is questionable, but those two are the only hopes we got.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 10:06 AM (HalrA)

243
http://goo.gl/OufqdA
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:59 AM (iQIUe)

That link is broken - JUST LIKE MY LEFT ARM
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 10:00 AM (10hEu)
===============
Wow, that's unusual. The tiny link was disabled due to violation of policy - not the pic which is all over the internet but the tiny url program.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 10:06 AM (iQIUe)

244 I'm only going out in my rose garden.



Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 09:57 AM


Hmmm...that could be safe. So glad I don't have to commute into town anymore, or anywhere near the route. At least traffic was almost nonexistent this morning.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2016 10:07 AM (bzd8I)

245 I think this talk of contested convention is a little premature, after tomorrow, Cruz will be mathematically eliminateded from getting to 1237 so I think the vote will coalesce around Trump and he will win by at least 50 votes.

A contested convention helps no one.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 18, 2016 10:07 AM (auq2s)

246 There is that infamous photo of Michelle Fields on some news show with her boobs hanging out.

This post is worse than useless without a link.
Posted by: GnuBreed



*poinsts at GnuBreed*


What he said.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2016 10:08 AM (1xUj/)

247 Hillary must not win, but if the GOPe tries to parachute in a squish like Romney or Ryan to run for President and completely ignores the vote, there's going to have to be a reckoning.

The two may not be mutually exclusive. The GOP's been holding America hostage for too long now.

Yeah, I'm going to keep pounding on the "if we'd done what we should have six years ago" thing. Deal with it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 18, 2016 10:08 AM (9krrF)

248 @220 Yes, that was a Parkinson's joke. I denounce myself. Glad you noticed.
With a regular old symphony, if you rush through it's two or three minutes shorter. Turn up the met-ro-nome on the Ring, and you save an hour.

Apparently is was the mostly-AA, rap musical on B'way that saved Hamilton.
Hard not to suspect some Burr conspiracy in this whole thing.
If you'd told people at the time that you wanted to replace Jackson with a woman, they'd have nominated Quincy Adams. Wow did The People ever hate him.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 10:09 AM (xq1UY)

249 Vic,
I get an email almost daily from the RNC, usually disguised as a poll, but to submit I must pay. I answer questions & submit & close when they want my $.

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 10:10 AM (sj3Ax)

250 I think this talk of contested convention is a little premature, after tomorrow, Cruz will be mathematically eliminateded from getting to 1237 so I think the vote will coalesce around Trump and he will win by at least 50 votes.

A contested convention helps no one.
Posted by: Kreplach



Helps the GOPe.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 10:11 AM (b/6cr)

251 Meanwhile, in California, alleged "independents" accidentally register in the rather conservative American Independent Party:

http://tinyurl.com/hyscyek

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 18, 2016 10:11 AM (9krrF)

252 Ted Cruz Rally parking lot is beginning to fill.
Media trucks already there.

Gonna head out soon so I can get parking spot.


And at least one other Moron to try to meet up with there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 10:12 AM (ptqRm)

253 A contested convention helps no one.
Posted by: Kreplach

Helps the GOPe.
Posted by: rickb223


In the sense of assisted suicide...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 18, 2016 10:12 AM (9krrF)

254 Helps the GOPe.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 10:11 AM (b/6cr)


Helps them to sink the ship, but we're aboard it too, so they'll settle for being collaterol damage. As long as we don't win. That's the important thing. They'd rather set it all on fire and hand it to Hillary than have one of our candidates win.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 10:12 AM (HalrA)

255 >>Because I am thinking about Hedy Lamarr.
Patriot. Inventor. Pin-Up. "Jewess."


Love it!

I still think it should remain presidents or it will become PC hall of fame, but Lamarr was quite a dame!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 10:13 AM (NOIQH)

256 By the by...anyone else get that GOP "census" thingy recently?

Good God. Everything wrong with the GOP in a handy piece of cardstock.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 18, 2016 10:13 AM (9krrF)

257 218 http://tinyurl.com/zrlb7oh



as you can see - MY LEFT ARM IS MANGLED


I didn't even notice you had arms.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2016 10:14 AM (gyKtp)

258 @255 Psst. See 77 above.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 10:15 AM (xq1UY)

259 >>>252 Ted Cruz Rally parking lot is beginning to fill.
Media trucks already there.

Gonna head out soon so I can get parking spot.


And at least one other Moron to try to meet up with there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 10:12 AM (ptqRm)

======

Has anyone been defamed in a legally binding way that could establish a pattern of misconduct? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Michelle Fields's Lawyer at April 18, 2016 10:15 AM (10hEu)

260 By the by...anyone else get that GOP "census" thingy recently?

====

No. Do we have to get a room at the inn or something?

Posted by: Bigby's Greasy Hands at April 18, 2016 10:15 AM (3ZtZW)

261 Helps them to sink the ship, but we're aboard it too, so they'll settle for being collaterol damage. As long as we don't win. That's the important thing. They'd rather set it all on fire and hand it to Hillary than have one of our candidates win.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 10:12 AM (HalrA)

-----

It's because nothing changes if Hillary is elected. They will still do what they do except be in the minority party. They can live with that.

A Trump or a Cruz win upsets their precious apple cart. THAT they cannot have.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 10:15 AM (8XRCm)

262 Ought to post what's on the census thinger. Might be mock-worthy.

Posted by: Bigby's Greasy Hands at April 18, 2016 10:17 AM (3ZtZW)

263 Why don't they just put a tranny on my money? You know they want to.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 10:17 AM (UzPAd)

264 218 http://tinyurl.com/zrlb7oh

----

There are THREE boobs in that picture.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 10:17 AM (8XRCm)

265 Why don't they just put a tranny on my money? You know they want to.
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 10:17 AM (UzPAd)

fredo or the Mooch?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 10:17 AM (V/InG)

266 211 Vic it is true. Romney got almost 3 million votes
less that McCain did in 2008, and Ohio had quite a dropoff in Republican
voters compared to 2008. RCP did a big article about it right after the
election. obama only beat him by a little less than that amount.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2016 09:54 AM (iONHu)

Not true here are vote totals

Overall 2008 - McShitty 59,948,323 - Oshitforbrains 69,498,516


OH McShitty - 2,677,820 Oshitforbrains - 2,940,044


VA - McShitty - 1,725,005 Oshitforbrains - 1,959,532 used to be solid red state


NC - 2,128,474 vs 2,142,651 note used to be a solid red State.


FL - 4,045,624 vs 4,282,074


2012 overall Romney 60,933,500 Obama - 65,915,796 Romney got more, Obama dropped but still won


OH - 2,661,433 vs 2,827,710 R up votes but lost; turd lost votes but still won


VA - 1,822,522 vs 1,971,820 R up votes but lost; turd lost votes but still won


NC - 2,270,395 vs 2,178,391 R up votes and won narrow victory; turd lost votes and lost


FL - 4,163,447 vs 4,237,756 R up votes but lost; turd lost votes but still won

Republicans sitting at home is a myth. It did not happen.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 10:17 AM (vvmPQ)

267 Well this about sums up Monday

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2D-Among-Us-27.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2016 10:18 AM (0WO3b)

268 No. Do we have to get a room at the inn or something?
Posted by: Bigby's Greasy Hands at April 18, 2016 10:15 AM (3ZtZW)

No, but I do recommend acquiring a quantity of lamb's blood for your door...

Posted by: antisocialist at April 18, 2016 10:18 AM (7KmJR)

269 It's because nothing changes if Hillary is elected.

====

For them, perhaps. This same overall impression that the voting is rigged applies on the Dem side as well.

Posted by: Bigby's Greasy Hands at April 18, 2016 10:18 AM (3ZtZW)

270 Why don't they just put a tranny on my money? You know they want to.


Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 10:17 AM (UzPAd)

Wheaties Box. $3 bill. I'm your man woman huckleberry whatever.

Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at April 18, 2016 10:19 AM (JO9+V)

271 Ought to post what's on the census thinger. Might be mock-worthy.

I've been considering scanning it and putting it online to link in places. (With redactions to protect privacy natch.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 18, 2016 10:19 AM (9krrF)

272 It's because nothing changes if Hillary is elected.

====

For them, perhaps. This same overall impression that the voting is rigged applies on the Dem side as well.
Posted by: Bigby's Greasy Hands at April 18, 2016 10:18 AM (3ZtZW)

----

Of course "for them". You think that they give two shits bout you and me in flyover country??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 10:20 AM (8XRCm)

273 In the sense of assisted suicide...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 18, 2016 10:12 AM (9krrF

FFS, I'm confused now. I thought assisted suicide was good.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 10:20 AM (voOPb)

274 Since they want a woman for the new twenty. How about just a image of boobs with the all seeing eye above them. Then replace in god we trust with "Hey My Eye Is UP Here!"

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 18, 2016 10:20 AM (tf9Ne)

275 Why don't they just put a tranny on my money? You know they want to.
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 10:17 AM (UzPAd)

fredo or the Mooch?



As JJ said, put boobs and cleavage on A. Jackson and call "it" Andi.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 10:20 AM (b/6cr)

276 I want my Marines out doing pushups, and kicking ass, not force feeding terrorist scum. Let'em starve. It's a basic Muslim right, I'd say. The Saudis will, hopefully, kick him in the nuts about a 100 times and convince him to chew.

Posted by: goon at April 18, 2016 10:20 AM (WCaSy)

277 Lobster rolls on toasted, buttered brioche buns with homemade potato salad.

Is it lunchtime yet?

Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 10:20 AM (Zs4uk)

278 Wonders how long the Michelle Fields joke will last

Posted by: Dead Horse That Was Beaten at April 18, 2016 10:20 AM (/D5Lf)

279
So the State Department filed some agreement with Judge Sullivan's court to the grilling of Huma Abedin et al. by Judicial Watch.

Now Judge Sullivan has to approve it, then Judicial Watch will presumably propose some dates, and Huma will have to agree to them and then get busy scheduling some unexpected emergencies so she can bail at the last minute. Does that look like a plan?

Posted by: iforgot at April 18, 2016 10:21 AM (pC96u)

280 Michelle Fields jokes?

Probably keep yanking that one until its as flat as Rachel Corrie

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2016 10:21 AM (0WO3b)

281 267 Well this about sums up Monday

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2D-Among-Us-27.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2016 10:18 AM (0WO3b

Yup, and it's only the first one of the week. 4 more to go after today Anna

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 10:22 AM (voOPb)

282 We have Crooked Hillary--she's been crooked since the beginning. So naturally I supported her. And voted for her. And contributed to her Senate campaigns. And her presidential campaign. And her Foundation. I really showed her, huh?

And believe me, Crooked Hillary is better than my last nickname for her; Matron of Honor.

Posted by: Donald F. Troop, Small Businessman at April 18, 2016 10:22 AM (Ndje9)

283 FFS, I'm confused now. I thought assisted suicide was good.

Depends who's dyin' and who's assistin'.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 18, 2016 10:22 AM (9krrF)

284 Wheaties Box. $3 bill.




$3 bill. Reminds me to go to the bank for $2 bills. Love fucking with teenagers at cash registers with them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 10:22 AM (b/6cr)

285 Uptown Funk mash up with old dance movies.


http://tinyurl.com/ndsjgpt

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 10:23 AM (/D5Lf)

286
A contested convention helps no one.
Posted by: Kreplach


So you're saying there's a chance?

Posted by: John Kasich at April 18, 2016 10:23 AM (k4M/B)

287 Lobster rolls on toasted, buttered brioche buns with homemade potato salad.

Is it lunchtime yet?



Is now.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 10:24 AM (b/6cr)

288 Probably keep yanking that one until its as flat as Rachel Corrie

There is a rather disarming quality to it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 18, 2016 10:24 AM (9krrF)

289 >>Now Judge Sullivan has to approve it, then Judicial Watch will
presumably propose some dates, and Huma will have to agree to them and
then get busy scheduling some unexpected emergencies so she can bail at
the last minute. Does that look like a plan?

Huma, clears throat and rehearses in the mirror:
"I do not recall..."
"I do not recall...."
"I do not recall..."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 10:25 AM (NOIQH)

290 What if the world had a mega-quake and the USA just sat here in our beach chairs and gave everyone the finger. I'm feelin' it.

Posted by: goon at April 18, 2016 10:25 AM (WCaSy)

291 Probably keep yanking that one until its as flat as Rachel Corrie

There is a rather disarming quality to it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil



Gotta hand it to you.....

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 10:25 AM (b/6cr)

292 As long as people complain, I'll always be good for a Mchelle Fields sock or three.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2016 10:25 AM (touVE)

293 Of course "for them". You think that they give two shits bout you and me in flyover country??

====

That same attitude goes down to local GOP bastidges, I've noticed, so it fks over their own flyover people too. Anyway, the dems/libs are typically more excitable than Repubs/Cons so I'm pretty curious to see what happens next. This is the year and the cycle where the oligarchy was put on display. Its historic in its own right.

Posted by: Bigby's Greasy Hands at April 18, 2016 10:26 AM (3ZtZW)

294 A Hillary win is not a loss for the GOP. It will be DC business as usual for them.

Posted by: Dr. Isaac Kleiner at April 18, 2016 10:26 AM (CUk0C)

295 >>>278 Wonders how long the Michelle Fields joke will last
Posted by: Dead Horse That Was Beaten at April 18, 2016 10:20 AM (/D5Lf)

====

I made it up until March 13, 2013

Posted by: Is The Pope Catholic Joke at April 18, 2016 10:26 AM (10hEu)

296 280 Michelle Fields jokes?

Probably keep yanking that one until its as flat as Rachel Corrie

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2016 10:21 AM (0WO3b)


Gawd make it stop


http://tinyurl.com/hzvw4ad


CHARLOTTE - The University of North Carolina at Charlotte's Palestinian Cultural Organization will host the award-winning show, "My Name is Rachel Corrie" at 7 p.m. April 25 at the McKnight Hall in the Cone Center.

The show is about 23-year-old Rachel Corrie, an American Peace activist who traveled to Gaza in 2003 and was killed for defending Palestinian homes from being demolished. She was crushed to death by an Israeli bulldozer while protecting her host family's home from being destroyed.

The one-person show chronicles Corrie's life and sheds light on her mission.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 10:26 AM (/D5Lf)

297 Probably keep yanking that one until its as flat as Rachel Corrie

There is a rather disarming quality to it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil



Gotta hand it to you.....
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 10:25 AM (b/6cr)

-----

I found it humerus.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 10:26 AM (8XRCm)

298 283 FFS, I'm confused now. I thought assisted suicide was good.

Depends who's dyin' and who's assistin'.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 18, 2016 10:22 AM (9krrF)

Can we, The Horde, make suggestions? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 10:26 AM (voOPb)

299 97 Probably keep yanking that one until its as flat as Rachel Corrie

There is a rather disarming quality to it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil



Gotta hand it to you.....
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 10:25 AM (b/6cr)

-----

I found it humerus.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 10:26 AM (8XRCm)

Damn organ grinders

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 10:27 AM (voOPb)

300 Art up.

Posted by: HH at April 18, 2016 10:28 AM (DrCtv)

301 CHARLOTTE - The University of North Carolina at Charlotte's Palestinian Cultural Organization will host the award-winning show, "My Name is Rachel Corrie" at 7 p.m. April 25 at the McKnight Hall in the Cone Center.

The show is about 23-year-old Rachel Corrie, an American Peace activist who traveled to Gaza in 2003 and was killed for defending Palestinian homes from being demolished. She was crushed to death by an Israeli bulldozer while protecting her host family's home from being destroyed.

The one-person show chronicles Corrie's life and sheds light on her mission.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 10:26 AM (/D5Lf)
==================
Not one thing in that blurb is true.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 10:29 AM (iQIUe)

302
.....cross...... Rachel Corrie with Michelle fields.


.... hmmmm.....


....ummmm.... darn.... well....


Theres a one armed paper hanger joke to be made here but I cant tease it out.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 10:29 AM (8XRCm)

303 Crooked Hilary. I like it. Might I submit Bolshevik Bernie?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2016 10:29 AM (kTF2Z)

304 Wonders how long the Michelle Fields joke will last
Posted by: Dead Horse That Was Beaten at April 18, 2016 10:20 AM (/D5Lf)


Until it is paste. Once I would have said "until it is no longer funny", but I suspect it will last until the Soros money runs out

Posted by: Dead horse beaten into pemmican at April 18, 2016 10:31 AM (TVASf)

305 The commies' and totalitarians' insistence on displaying the dead bodies of their awful leaders is just morbid, ugh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 18, 2016 10:32 AM (L7t0A)

306 >>>299 97 Probably keep yanking that one until its as flat as Rachel Corrie

There is a rather disarming quality to it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil



Gotta hand it to you.....
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 10:25 AM (b/6cr)

-----

I found it humerus.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 10:26 AM (8XRCm)

Damn organ grinders
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 10:27 AM (voOPb)

====

Just another chip on her shoulder

Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 10:32 AM (10hEu)

307 I am going out in garden.

Have a good day, everyone.

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 10:32 AM (sj3Ax)

308 Probably keep yanking that one until its as flat as Rachel Corrie



There is a rather disarming quality to it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 18, 2016 10:24 AM


It's just good 'armless fun.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2016 10:33 AM (bzd8I)

309 @284 Always travel with $2 bills. They make a great tip. A buck is an insult anymore, and would you really give a doorman or water-bearer a 5, outside NYC? A two makes 'em look. Sometimes a double-take. And, they'll hang onto it.
Unless they're horse players.

Years ago I gave one to the porter seating us in a long-trip dining car. He showed me something: obverse, the version of All The Signers of the Declaration, just the way cross-hatching works in an engraving, one of the crowd's faces appears to be a black man. As he put it, These mean somethin' to an old Pullman Porter.

It was a long time ago. The service was great and the food was magnificent.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 10:34 AM (xq1UY)

310 Wonders how long the Michelle Fields joke will last


Posted by: Dead Horse That Was Beaten With Michelle Fields' Arm at April 18, 2016 10:20 AM (/D5Lf)


FIFY

Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2016 10:35 AM (2rmvw)

311 Michelle Fields' one sharp elbow.
The Cold Shoulder of Doom.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 10:37 AM (xq1UY)

312 Vic,
I had that RCP? article saying 5 millions republicans stayed home rather than vote Romney in 2012 to my iPad home screen. It was out a few days after the election.
It was later proven Faldo.


Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 10:37 AM (sj3Ax)

313 AXL ROSE in AC/DC is like replacing Fleagle with Scrappy Doo!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 18, 2016 10:38 AM (YF8TK)

314
Monday Morning News Dump (4/18/16) [Misanthropic Humanitarian]

Brazil's lower chamber votes for impeachment
Deadly 7.8 earthquake hits Ecuador
Dire quake warning
Saudi Arabia threatens economic black mail
Here's why they want to black mail USA
Speaking of Saudi Arabia, they are taking GITMO prisoners off our hands
Hillary's token Muslim Brotherhood BFF to be deposed
Speaking of Muslim assimilation, it only gets better
UK mulling over sending troops to Libya
How's that treaty working out John F. Kerry?
Cherry picked Muslims to be supported by Roman Catholic Church
Woman to be on $20 bill? Stay tuned.
Socialism and the Time Machine
Putin continues to tell Obama he has a bigger pair
Putin to spend cash on preserving Lenin
Netanyahu holds his ground
Roman villa discovered in UK
Bacon good, government agencies bad
So do shows start 2 hours late?
Genius Award
Genius Award runner up award. Just what the hell is wrong people?
Feel good story of the day
Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:02 AM



Comments
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1 LOL, I called it. The MMT at o8:00.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 08:00 AM (vvmPQ)

2 g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 18, 2016 08:00 AM (ZQfW9)

3 Yay! Dump!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 08:00 AM (b/6cr)

4 The Saudis threat isn't much of a threat. As we said Sat or Sun, if they sell their assets it just means someone else has them.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 08:01 AM (vvmPQ)

5 Good Morning, again.
Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 08:01 AM (sj3Ax)

6 Yay! Dump!
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2016 08:02 AM (j8YpL)

7 The JEF released 9 GITMO prisoners over the weekend to Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 08:03 AM (sj3Ax)

8 *jumps to new thread*

*splashes*

Ah man, is this one already flooded too?

Who was supposed to clean out the barrel?
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2016 08:03 AM (nXeSu)

9 Very satisfying dump, MisHum. Worth dragging my ass home from the campsite for.

Obastard will release those twenty-eight pages. They do far more harm to Reps than they do to Dems.

Can't stay. Just came home for the fishing pole. Carry on, horde.
Posted by: creeper at April 18, 2016 08:03 AM (sZAiE)

10 Can't stay. Just came home for the fishing pole. Carry on, horde.
Posted by: creeper at April 18, 2016 08:03 AM (sZAiE)

A bad of fishing beats a good day at the news dump. Go have fun
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 08:06 AM (voOPb)

11 BTW Morons, my links are on the ONT starting at 316.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 08:06 AM (vvmPQ)

12 If a boot in the face is your thing, then socialism is for you.

Socialism: Come for the piles of corpses, stay for the grinding poverty.
Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2016 08:07 AM (1BQGO)

13


DAY 1,259

204 to go (277 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:07 AM (p4UlV)

14 How can anyone stand Hillary? She sounds pissed off even when she's winning.
If such a thing is available, she should have voice job.
Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 08:09 AM (sj3Ax)

15 The Obama Doctrine: 'Peace through Weakness'
Posted by: Mortimer at April 18, 2016 08:09 AM (Aartv)

16
If you're gonna put a dame on a $20, how about someone like Jeanne Kirkpatrick?

Better yet, give Andrew Jackson earrings, cleavage and lipstick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:09 AM (p4UlV)

17 15 The Obama Doctrine: 'Peace through Weakness'
Posted by: Mortimer at April 18, 2016 08:09 AM (Aartv)


Peace through national suicide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:09 AM (p4UlV)

18 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 08:06 AM (voOPb)

Dad always said time spend fishing did not come off your allotted life span. Still trying to figure out how to fish forever.
Posted by: creeper at April 18, 2016 08:10 AM (sZAiE)

19 Hamas attack tunnel discovered in Israel
Less than 2 years after Operation Protective Edge, the IDF, using advanced technology, discovered the tunnel in the Eshkol regional council area; it was meant for an attack by Hamas's elite 'nokhba' unit.


But the self hating JINO Bernie blames the JOOOOS and most democrats cheer him. But yeah let's destroy the Republican Party or stay home with your marbles and let a dem waltz into the White House
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 08:10 AM (V/InG)

20 Peace through national suicide.

Death is peaceful, I guess.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 18, 2016 08:11 AM (Aartv)

21 As if you all were unaware, if you want to get a real picture of the dire state of our nation, go read Victor Davis Hanson's latest over at PJ Media. It will make you sick to your stomach.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:11 AM (p4UlV)

22 Why is the Treasury Secretary dinking around with our money? Can't they find something better for him to do, like sweep floors?
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 08:11 AM (UzPAd)

23 20 Peace through national suicide.

Death is peaceful, I guess.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 18, 2016 08:11 AM (Aartv)


It depends on the manner in which we shake this mortal coil.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:11 AM (p4UlV)

24 Departure will be delayed long enough to read Vic's news. Thanks for mentioning it, Vic.
Posted by: creeper at April 18, 2016 08:12 AM (sZAiE)

25 22 Why is the Treasury Secretary dinking around with our money? Can't they find something better for him to do, like sweep floors?
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 08:11 AM (UzPAd)

Because an actual plan to curb the national debt and strengthen the dollar is deemed "white privilege."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:12 AM (p4UlV)

26 Morning

When I got in I had smoke coming out of my engine - I think its probably going to be a gasket, because I noticed a lot of oil coming out too.
Posted by: Bigby's Greasy Hands at April 18, 2016 08:13 AM (3ZtZW)

27

Some friends of mine hit Coachella, and, angrily, this is what happened:

Surprises galore including Bernie Sanders at Coachella festival

http://bit.ly/1Qg2MaR

The propaganda is everywhere now. Intruding into music festivals now (yeah, music was always political, but not streaming broadcasts from crazy political loons).

On a side note:

Guns N' Roses, the headliner Saturday at Coachella amid a reunion between singer Axl Rose and guitarist Slash, invited onto stage AC/DC guitarist Angus Young for his Australian band's hit "Whole Lotta Rosie."

The appearance came hours after AC/DC announced that Rose would become the band's singer, at least temporarily, after frontman Brian Johnson developed hearing problems.

Guns is why many people showed up. I would have loved to see this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:13 AM (qCMvj)

28 Thanks for the dump MY.

And thanks for the VNN on the ONT, Vic.

Um, gotta cram all my thoughts into this comment so I don't show up on next week's wall of shame...

Bacon article is a good example of how out of control are the the WHO, like the UN, and all the other agencies our globalist overlords run.
Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 08:14 AM (nbrY/)

29 19 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 08:10 AM (V/InG)


I'd like to rip Noam Chomsky's arms out of his sockets and beat Bernie Sanders to death with them.

Rhetorically speaking, of course.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:14 AM (p4UlV)

30
Putin wants to preserve Lenin? Jeez, save your rubles. You got Bernie Sanders walking and talking. At least giving the appearance of it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:15 AM (p4UlV)

31 "Brazil's lower chamber votes for impeachment"

Very disturbing. They should be showing they can govern.
Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at April 18, 2016 08:15 AM (eHpnh)

32 Dang forgot something I was gonna post about:

Sanders running ads here in Pennsylvania are on the theme of the economy. According to his ads he will improve our financial struggles by making those rich bastards pay up.
Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 08:16 AM (nbrY/)

33 56 Weather Alerts now. Water in homes a few blocks away.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 08:16 AM (JO9+V)

34 G'mornin Horde !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 18, 2016 08:16 AM (gUoN4)

35 Morning all!
So many links.....
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:17 AM (NOIQH)

36 >>>Surprises galore including Bernie Sanders at Coachella festival

huh. I always thought Coachella was a fashion show for hipsters and douchebags.
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 08:17 AM (UzPAd)

37 J. J. Sefton,
Thank you for The JEF countdown. I had a zero clock app but it didn't fulfill its promise & only for first term.

I asked this last night & see no answer. Andrew Breitbart promised to release video March 1, 2012 w/damaging video of The JEF so that he would be vetted before 2012 election.

We know Andrew died March 1, 2012 @ 12:29 am PST. Does anyone know what happened to video?
Thank you!
Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 08:17 AM (sj3Ax)

38
The size of Putin's pair is directly proportional to the stupidity/fecklessness/insanity of the current POTUS.

Should the next POTUS be a conservative, the question will be will Putin back down or will he do something stupid because of how he raised the stakes the previous 8 years?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:17 AM (p4UlV)

39 Can you imagine the awesome powers that a Republican President would have?

Right up to, and including jailing individuals on the left, simply for thinking non-approved thoughts, and holding non-approved opinions.


All with the precedent set by this now serving President, and his party's supporters.


Damn, is it gonna be a great time to be in power...or what!!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:17 AM (ptqRm)

40 >>Um, gotta cram all my thoughts into this comment so I don't show up on next week's wall of shame...
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Oh I don't know, it was cute to see you there last night VM
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 08:18 AM (voOPb)

41 Carol:

Countdown link below. I have no idea what happened to Breitbart's files. But considering all we have witnessed these past 7 years, nothing would surprise me.

http://www.7is7.com/otto/countdsamp.html
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:19 AM (p4UlV)

42 OMG, what happened to Axl Rose's face? Yikes!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:19 AM (NOIQH)

43 Hokay. No good news anywhere. A box of worms and a retreat into blissful ignorance is called for. Wish you all could join me. The fish are biting. Later, all.
Posted by: creeper at April 18, 2016 08:20 AM (sZAiE)

44 39 Damn, is it gonna be a great time to be in power...or what!!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:17 AM (ptqRm)


He or she would never do it. We (not the GOP) play by the rules to save the country, the left cheats, lies and steals to destroy it. Donald Trump notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:21 AM (p4UlV)

45 Enjoy creeper, catch a couple for me
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 08:21 AM (voOPb)

46 huh. I always thought Coachella was a fashion show for hipsters and douchebags.
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 08:17 AM (UzPAd)

(I do love my Coach bags .

Young votes, hundreds of thousands of them is what Bernie's shooting for, but because of Guns n' Roses, a bit older folks showed up.

Friends did say they saw a lot of Trump bumper stickers, hats and t-shirts, amazingly though.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:21 AM (qCMvj)

47 I have phone conference at 9:30 and then an audition for a low budget film.

Gotta go learn my lines. Later.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:21 AM (p4UlV)

48 To prove once and for all that we really can govern, I'm working on some ground-breaking chalk control legislation.
Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at April 18, 2016 08:22 AM (eHpnh)

49 >>How can anyone stand Hillary? She sounds pissed off even when she's winning.
If such a thing is available, she should have voice job.


Think she is perpetually pissed off - never got the feeling she was a particularly joyful woman. My vote is for lobotomy - that would fix a lot of her issues.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (NOIQH)

50 "Bacon is good!" And water is wet!

It will be bacon, eggs, and coffee for breakfast. I can't eat too early or my stomach rebels. I peeked in the ONT and saw you had a good start today, votermom.
Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (2WwbN)

51 If you're gonna put a dame on a $20, how about someone like Jeanne Kirkpatrick?

Better yet, give Andrew Jackson earrings, cleavage and lipstick.



Andi Jackson?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (b/6cr)

52 I have phone conference at 9:30 and then an audition for a low budget film.



Gotta go learn my lines. Later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:21 AM (p4UlV)

Smile and show your tits. Works for many up-n-coming stars.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (JO9+V)

53 Hokay. No good news anywhere. A box of worms and a retreat into blissful ignorance is called for. Wish you all could join me. The fish are biting. Later, all.
Posted by: creeper at April 18, 2016 08:20 AM (sZAiE)

have fun!
my brothers and dad did this last week, and we had some nice fresh fish for dinner one night

(venison stew my brother and son snagged, earlier, one night too! )
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (qCMvj)

54 Long read, but worth it is Andrew C. McCarthy article Saturday about our Saudi "friends."
Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (sj3Ax)

55 The amazing thing is we increased visas and legal immigration from Saudi Arabia ten fold right after 9/11.

In fact massive increases in immigration were vomited forth during the two bush administrations.

Before the bushes leagal immigration was well under a million people per year during their miserable reigns well over 1 million.

http://tinyurl.com/zqrw97u

Pay special attention to page 10 and you'll notice a trend when the bushes are in power.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 18, 2016 08:24 AM (auq2s)

56 Bernie was hammering Hillary pretty hard the other day but with one comment he could have thrown a devastating blow.

"Ms Clinton you say those Wall Street speeches had nothing of interest to the public . I suppose they were all about your yoga lessons and wedding plans like the emails you destroyed."

Too bad the crazy old bastard put the email issue off limits months ago.
Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2016 08:24 AM (1BQGO)

57 Whatever you think about a guy currently running,the current inhabitant of the WH is a piece of shit.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/231709/
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2016 08:25 AM (B48dK)

58 President Trump will put an end to this bullshit.
Posted by: blaster at April 18, 2016 08:25 AM (2Ocf1)

59 >>Straif of IARC said: "I'm very happy with the way we do things at the moment. We are really at the head of the scientific community."

Translation: we publish utter nonsense that scares the public and insures more jobs in our field because of "further research needed".
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2016 08:26 AM (nXeSu)

60 So I received on of those telephone opinion polls on the upcoming election.
From the way the questions trended, I am pretty sure it was sponsored by Cruz.

Somewhere near the end of the questions, I was asked my religious faith.
The poster then listed all the basics, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, etc.

But, it did not name the Muslim faith.

Now previously, I had been told that I needed to listen to all choices prior to answering, even if my choice was the first selection offered.
So I remained silent till she read them all off.

Then I asked why they did not list Islam.

After she asked me to spell it, which I did, she then said she would accept that as my answer.

So somewhere, some political candidate is going to be told that a caucasian, middle age male of higher than average income who is a practitioner of the Islamic faith is a ted Cruz supporter in the upcoming election.

Should have said that I self identify as a black lesbian single mother of two, who supports the Second Amendment.

Maybe next time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:27 AM (ptqRm)

61 Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (NOIQH)
-------------

A voice-ectomy? That would be an improvement for sure.

If Hillary gets elected, I'll have to invest in some heavy-duty earplugs in case I would accidentally hear her. She always sounds like she is speaking in a controlled yell, just on the brink of exploding. I picture a robot with faulty wiring and steam coming out the ears.
Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2016 08:27 AM (2WwbN)

62 Ugh, how about we stick to presidents on our money?
This is like what's happened to the naming of the navy ships - used to be dead military people, but now they're naming carriers (or whatever) after Cesar Chavez, Carl Levin.

You want a woman on the $20, elect one. Then let her pass. Then we can talk about memorializing her on our currency. Sheesh.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:28 AM (NOIQH)

63 If you're gonna put a dame on a $20, how about someone like Jeanne Kirkpatrick?



Better yet, give Andrew Jackson earrings, cleavage and lipstick.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2016 08:09 AM (p4UlV)

Best idea I've read yet.....should satisfy all our left leaning friends..
Posted by: Colin at April 18, 2016 08:29 AM (6IZ5e)

64
Smile and show your tits. Works for many up-n-coming stars.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 08:23 AM (JO9+V)

Oh nevermind
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 08:29 AM (voOPb)

65 >>She always sounds like she is speaking in a controlled yell, just on the brink of exploding.

Like a bitter, shrill ex-wife or MIL from hell.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:30 AM (NOIQH)

66 62 They are naming a Destroyer after Levin,and yes,it is against policy.
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2016 08:30 AM (B48dK)

67 I think I'm sunk.
Posted by: USS Constitution at April 18, 2016 08:31 AM (eHpnh)

68 "He or she would never do it. We (not the GOP) play by the rules to save the country, the left cheats, lies and steals to destroy it. Donald Trump notwithstanding."

Oh, I agree completely.

But it's great to just put it in words that liberals can understand.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:31 AM (ptqRm)

69 "You want a woman on the $20, elect one. Then let her pass. Then we can talk about memorializing her on our currency. Sheesh. "

I have often said that I would be fine with Hillary on a twenty....soon.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:32 AM (ptqRm)

70 If Sam's getting a ship, I'll demand a USS Bitch.

To prove we can govern.
Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at April 18, 2016 08:33 AM (eHpnh)

71 http://www.bookwormroom.com/ has an excellent post about how the whole idea of gender fluidity will make legal fraud claims impossible - when there is no fact, no reality, you cannot prove fraud.
However, she see's it as a fabulous opportunity to Alinsky the Left...
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:33 AM (NOIQH)

72 Like a bitter, shrill ex-wife or MIL from hell.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:30 AM (NOIQH

or both
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 08:33 AM (voOPb)

73 >>>Think she is perpetually pissed off - never got the feeling she was a
particularly joyful woman. My vote is for lobotomy - that would fix a
lot of her issues.

The angry, righteous feminist schtick is so 20th century. Hillary needs to be put in a criminal science museum between Al Capone and Charlie Manson.
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 08:34 AM (UzPAd)

74 Like a bitter, shrill ex-wife or MIL from hell.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 08:30 AM (NOIQH

or both



Kinky.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 08:34 AM (b/6cr)

75 After Bubba dies maybe Huma will be First Lady.
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2016 08:35 AM (B48dK)

76 Wow, what happened to Axl Rose that people actually want to work with him, now?
Posted by: sinalco at April 18, 2016 08:35 AM (yODqO)

77 I'm pretty sure the law about only presidents being on the money was sponsored by Franklin and Hamilton.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 08:35 AM (xq1UY)

78 Wow, what happened to Axl Rose that people actually want to work with him, now?

Posted by: sinalco at April 18, 2016 08:35 AM (yODqO)
_____________________

What's that you say? Speak up a bit,, I can't hear you....
Posted by: Brian Johnson at April 18, 2016 08:37 AM (HSmrB)

79 So on my FB feed from just yesterday we have a tranny spitting on Trump supporters and a #BLM thug shooting his (it's not an UZI but same style) into the air at a Trump rally.


The media is all over this.


That's why you haven't heard of it.


Interesting times ahead. Hope you're carrying.


And with that, good morning horde.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 08:38 AM (/D5Lf)

80 I'm OK w/ being violently thrown to the ground; I'm OK w/ being having my arm ripped off by Lewandowski; I'm even OK w/ being beaten into a coma with my own arm.

I'm not OK w/ the lack of an apology and admission of guilt b/c its really hampering my potential defamation lawsuit
Posted by: Michelle "Hand Solo" Fields at April 18, 2016 08:39 AM (10hEu)

81 "Interesting times ahead. Hope you're carrying."

I've only been carrying for a couple of weeks, but already I feel weird when I'm NOT carrying.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 08:39 AM (eHpnh)

82 Dayum. 14.96 inches of rain just south of Spring/Cypress. (just west of Houston) Stay dry Morons!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 08:40 AM (b/6cr)

83 The angry, righteous feminist schtick...

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 08:34 AM (UzPAd)

and,

Feminists: It's a 'Privilege' to Have a Sexually Transmitted Disease

there's really nothing left to be said

h/t breitbart
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:40 AM (qCMvj)

84 "Socialism: Come for the piles of corpses, stay for the grinding poverty." pure poetry ....

If changing the portrait on the $20 is the biggest problem Treasury has got I:
- a. am relieved
- b. vote eleventeen times for it to be Grace Hopper.

happy fishin, creeper !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 18, 2016 08:42 AM (gUoN4)

85 J. J. Sefton,
Thank you.

Someone probably "lost" andrew's video.
Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 08:42 AM (sj3Ax)

86 Dayum. 14.96 inches of rain just south of Spring/Cypress. (just west of Houston) Stay dry Morons!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 08:40 AM (b/6cr)

Those giant water bucket dumps at the water parks? Yeah, it's been just like that. Creeks flooding all around, covering/blocking the roadways.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 08:44 AM (JO9+V)

87 Just checked, the shooting at the rally was from early March at an event in gun-free Chicago.

And looking at his social media pics dude is well armed....in gun-free chicago.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 08:44 AM (/D5Lf)

88 If we put Hillary Whitewater on the $20 bill and I put it in my pocket, will it magically turn into a $2000 bill?
Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2016 08:44 AM (ANVXm)

89 With things like ebola and zika (and a raft of deadly deseases floating around in the world) it doesn't surprise me at all that the WHO, with its obviously over abundant resources, is deploying its over abundant resources to tackle the dire global problem of bacon.

'bout time.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 18, 2016 08:45 AM (4ng05)

90 45% of Americans pay no federal income tax

old news
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (qCMvj)

91 Trump's holding a big rally here in Buffalo today. I hope the Soros Communist protesters aren't blocking the thruway on my home from work this evening. Gotta get my middle finger ready for a workout.
Posted by: Pyrocles at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (fVOPU)

92 What?

You can be Chinese...but six foot, two inches is a bridge too far?

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/?p=160689
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (ptqRm)

93 USS Bipartisanship



An attack submarine with fully functional screen doors.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (Aartv)

94 If we put Hillary Whitewater on the $20 bill and I put it in my pocket, will it magically turn into a $2000 bill?
Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2016 08:44 AM (ANVXm)

No but if it is to close to your crotch, your dick may fall off
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (V/InG)

95 http://www.theamericanconservative.com/?p=160689
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (ptqRm)

I saw that yesterday. It really is amazing. Ace should put it up as a post.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (eHpnh)

96 State Dept. Gives Pakistan Pass on Religious Freedom Violations--for 14th Straight Year

(CNSNews.com) -- For a record 14th year in a row, the State Department has overruled the advice of an independent statutory watchdog and decided not to blacklist Pakistan for religious freedom abuses.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (qCMvj)

97 61 alerts for Houston now!

Can y'all hit an even 100??
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2016 08:49 AM (nXeSu)

98 No but if it is to close to your crotch, your dick may fall off
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (V/InG)

Screw you NGU, you owe me a new keyboard. Damn coffee
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 08:49 AM (voOPb)

99 No but if it is to close to your crotch, your dick may fall off self detach, climb down your leg, and run away screaming.

Fixed
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:49 AM (ptqRm)

100 This made me laugh. Boys.
https://twitter.com/DefendingtheUSA/status/722036153902235648
Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 08:50 AM (nbrY/)

101 Liberals: rewriting history and the english language one day at a time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 08:51 AM (V/InG)

102 "I saw that yesterday. It really is amazing. Ace should put it up as a post."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (eHpnh)


What is it? New, infrared film of Michelle Fields being decapitated by Trump?

Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 08:53 AM (Zs4uk)

103 This made me laugh. Boys.
https://twitter.com/DefendingtheUSA/status/722036153902235648
Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 08:50 AM (nbrY/)


Liberals have no sense of humor
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 08:53 AM (V/InG)

104 Nice Patriot's Day morning here in central NC. I'm gonna do it justice, take the dog to the park, then grill some steaks and have a few beers while listening to the Red Sox game. Quality day off after a busy weekend.
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2016 08:54 AM (2cS/G)

105 http://www.theamericanconservative.com/?p=160689
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (ptqRm)

I saw that yesterday. It really is amazing. Ace should put it up as a post.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (eHpnh)

Someone should do one of these where they go out and get these late developing infants to try to defend the country in one way or another. I bet that would be a hoot and a half.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 18, 2016 08:54 AM (4ng05)

106

ROGER SIMON: The Syrian Refugees and Obama's Plot Against America.

instapundit / Posted at 8:44 am by Ed Driscoll

... It goes on with many similar mind-boggling statistics. (Example: 39% of British Muslims say a woman should always obey her husband -- where's Gloria Steinem on that one? Not to mention Hillary or Huma?)...

...But what about us? What is Obama up to here? It's hard to avoid the conclusion that he is busy, in his last moments, doing his best to subvert our society as we know it. And he has allies. Some of them are disheartening and might be surprising to you. If you're interested, look up the following organizations: "Gateways for Growth Challenge," "Partnerships for a New American Economy," and "Welcoming America."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:54 AM (qCMvj)

107 http://www.theamericanconservative.com/?p=160689
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (ptqRm)
------------

David French did a post on this yesterday at NRO. It is an excellent video.
Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2016 08:55 AM (2WwbN)

108 One of these days the left wing, meaning the democratic party, will call for the repeal of UN General Assembly Resolution 181.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 08:56 AM (V/InG)

109 http://www.theamericanconservative.com/?p=160689
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (ptqRm)

I saw that yesterday. It really is amazing. Ace should put it up as a post.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM (eHpnh)

insty linked it today too

it's all about fear

yes, the children are being dumbed down, but also being instilled with fear

fear is the root of all evil
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:57 AM (qCMvj)

110

TOLERANCE TURNED ON ITS HEAD: "Then the execrable Michael Moore said he would ask his film distributor not to burden North Carolina with his latest celluloid incoherence. 'I have asked my distributor not to book my film in any theater in North Carolina due 2 their bigoted law against LGBTQ ppl -- they have agreed,' the C-list left picador tweeted. Who knew it would be so easy? Had the good burghers of North Carolina known they could avoid noise against the inoffensive night at a Greensboro concert site, and be free of some of the worst movies in the history of the world statewide, they would have made traditional bathroom etiquette a matter of law long ago."

yawn

consumer division

h/t insty
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:58 AM (qCMvj)

111 The only dame that belongs near a $20, is gonna have to bend over to pick it up. Right after she finishes spinning around on that pole.
Posted by: Dick Harden, P.I. at April 18, 2016 09:00 AM (CUk0C)

112 Dick Harden, P.I. at April 18, 2016 09:00 AM (CUk0C)

reminded me of this

Cuckoo, Netflix

Dumbest show I've seen on Netflix so far.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2222352/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 09:02 AM (qCMvj)

113 Wow! Listen to this Aussie racist, islamophobe questioning how it is that a muslim refugee could possibly try to commit an act of terrorism after Australia gave the terrorist refuge.

https://tinyurl.com/js4fhhp

Can't believe how insensitive people like this are.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 18, 2016 09:02 AM (4ng05)

114 I thought the Russkies dismantled the Lenin shrine and buried the guy some time during Yeltsin's tenure. Guess not. Yuck! Gross!
Posted by: sinalco at April 18, 2016 09:03 AM (yODqO)

115 You would think that with the momentum coming off of a clean sweep in Colorado, Cruz would be leading in the polls in New York.

Maybe his appeal is diminished when people actually vote.

Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:04 AM (Zs4uk)

116
fear is the root of all evil

Fear its the mind killer
Posted by: M'aud Dib at April 18, 2016 09:06 AM (brIR5)

117 If they remove Andrew Jackson, what is going to stop them from removing George Washington? Give a prog an inch they will take a mile. You see them pulling down all these historical statutes, what's going to stop them from doing the same federally? Again, they act like the red guards.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:07 AM (iQIUe)

118 What I take from the Saudi news is that there is no such thing as a good moslem. They are all evil. It's baked into the cake.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 18, 2016 09:07 AM (LZood)

119 "Again, they act like the red guards."

They ARE the Red Guard.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:07 AM (eHpnh)

120 90
45% of Americans pay no federal income tax



old news

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (qCMvj)

45% of families. 51% of Americans.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 09:08 AM (vvmPQ)

121
But yeah let's destroy the Republican Party or stay home with your marbles and let a dem waltz into the White House


Considering the track record of the GOP for the past seven years, that argument really has lost its flavor.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2016 09:08 AM (X6fMO)

122 Oh... Remember those moderate, peaceful Muslims that our western leaders keep telling us about? Turns out, they aren't real Muslims.

https://tinyurl.com/ja76a9w

This from and "expert" on Islam.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 18, 2016 09:09 AM (4ng05)

123 - b. vote eleventeen times for it to be Grace Hopper.

In the uniform of a Rear Admiral (Upper Half).
Posted by: M'aud Dib at April 18, 2016 09:10 AM (brIR5)

124 121 Oh no,you don't understand all the intricate maneuvering they have done to keep Obama from doing worse damage.
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2016 09:10 AM (B48dK)

125 >>I have asked my distributor not to book my film in any theater in
North Carolina due 2 their bigoted law against LGBTQ ppl -- they have
agreed,'


Aaand some dude tweeted the perfect response (at Instapundit):

"Doesn't it feel great having the liberty to decline doing business with people you disagree with?"

We need to make that point *every* time someone mentions a NC boycott.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 09:10 AM (NOIQH)

126 So somewhere, some political candidate is going to be told that a caucasian, middle age male of higher than average income who is a practitioner of the Islamic faith is a ted Cruz supporter in the upcoming election.
Named Chemjeff???

Posted by: truthiness at April 18, 2016 09:11 AM (jVvcc)

127 Ecuador quake death toll now at 350.
Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 09:11 AM (sj3Ax)

128 121
"But yeah let's destroy the Republican Party or stay home with your marbles and let a dem waltz into the White House"


Luckily, the only person with that attitude right now is Ace. Everyone else will be reasonable and come together against the democrats.
Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:12 AM (Zs4uk)

129
It's light at 5:30 am and light at 7:30 pm. I hate it and it is only going to get worse. I prefer the cover of darkness.

Traffic is always a bummer on Mondays. And to make it worse, there are all these large trucks parked down on the main drag. Someone said it might be for a movie. However, these trucks are huge and there are no signs posted, tho it wouldnt be the first time Hwd ignored the laws.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:13 AM (iQIUe)

130 Funny.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/231744/
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2016 09:13 AM (B48dK)

131 So it looks like passing laws to make people us the bathroom 99.99% of them want to use anyway may be the way for a state to fight the scourge of liberalism?

Who'da thunk it was that easy?
Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2016 09:13 AM (1BQGO)

132 "Luckily, the only person with that attitude right now is Ace."

No, I agree with him.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:13 AM (eHpnh)

133 They should consider placing the "HAULIN ASS, GETTIN PAID" motto on these new retarded $20s they're proposing.
Posted by: Dick Harden, P.I. at April 18, 2016 09:14 AM (CUk0C)

134 "No, I agree with him."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:13 AM (eHpnh)


So, if your candidate isn't the one chosen, you're going to stay home or vote for Hillary?

Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:14 AM (Zs4uk)

135 "So, if your candidate isn't the one chosen, you're going to stay home or vote for Hillary?"

Correct.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:16 AM (eHpnh)

136
Maybe his appeal is diminished when people actually vote.

Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:04 AM (Zs4uk)
____________________________________

Now that there is just crazy talk. You must have been beaten silly at a Trump rally....

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:17 AM (HSmrB)

137 "Correct."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:16 AM (eHpnh)


It's a good thing the election is far off.

Obviously, your hysterical right now. Like Ace, things are moving too fast for you to process and the idea of some muddled form of noble protest vote (or non-vote) make sense to you.

In time you'll come to your senses and realize how incredibly stupid that position is.

We're all rooting for you to get better.
Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:20 AM (Zs4uk)

138 your = you're
Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:21 AM (Zs4uk)

139
"So, if your candidate isn't the one chosen, you're going to stay home or vote for Hillary?"

Ditto.

But I live in Massachusetts. My vote doesn't count.

Not that it ever really did.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2016 09:22 AM (X6fMO)

140 Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:20 AM (Zs4uk)

There are millions of us. Get over it.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:22 AM (eHpnh)

141 I call BS on those guys replacing Jackson on the $20 bill.

Jackson vetoed the bill allowing the recharter of the Second Bank of the U.S., which was the equivalent of our Federal Reserve today. He did it because he believed that a Central Bank was unconstitutional.

I say that the Federal Reserve will keep Jackson on that $20 bill to continue to mock him.
Posted by: azlibertarian at April 18, 2016 09:22 AM (0SPyv)

142 113 Wow! Listen to this Aussie racist, islamophobe questioning how it is that a muslim refugee could possibly try to commit an act of terrorism after Australia gave the terrorist refuge.

https://tinyurl.com/js4fhhp

Can't believe how insensitive people like this are.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 18, 2016 09:02 AM (4ng05)

=================
Would love to bitch slap them all.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:23 AM (iQIUe)

143
Obviously, your hysterical right now. Like Ace, things are moving too fast for you to process and the idea of some muddled form of noble protest vote (or non-vote) make sense to you.


You must be one hell of a salesman, with that silver-tongued pitch.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2016 09:23 AM (X6fMO)

144 >>>"Doesn't it feel great having the liberty to decline doing business with people you disagree with?"

Ah, but you have no liberty, comrade, when two rump rangers want you to cater their homosexual wedding.
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 09:24 AM (UzPAd)

145 Mondays are always great when the usual suspect is here to tell us a) what uneducated boobs we are and b) how we should all think.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2016 09:25 AM (659DL)

146 Dang, I'm looking at all of the video and pictures on my Facebook feed out of the Houston area. They are getting hammered. My cousin lives at the highest elevation in Katy and their street is has about a foot of water on it.
Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2016 09:25 AM (GgxVX)

147
"But I live in Massachusetts. My vote doesn't count."


Democrats do stupid shit.

If Massachusetts democrats, who are totally unmotivated right now feel that Bernie was robbed, they might do a protest vote or just stay home.

This might be your big chance to actually make a difference.
Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 09:25 AM (Zs4uk)

148 Grace Hopper on the twenty looks like this:
http://tinyurl.com/hpoef3r
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 09:26 AM (xq1UY)

149 Fuck all this talk of Trump/Ted/Megyn/Fields bullshit!! There are serious things happening!! Grave fucking times!!!

AXL FUCKING ROSE replacing BRIAN JOHNSON??? The line of succession goes Bon Scott, Brian Johnson, AXL ROSE??? What the fuckity fuck argly fuck bargly?!?

What next? Iron Maiden with vocals by Vince Neil?? THIS WILL NOT STAND!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 18, 2016 09:27 AM (YF8TK)

150 So, uh, I guess the drought in Texas is over.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 09:29 AM (JO9+V)

151
If Massachusetts democrats, who are totally unmotivated right now feel that Bernie was robbed, they might do a protest vote or just stay home.

No, they'll be good little apparatchiks and vote for whomever tops the D ticket, whether it be Scankles, Fauxcahontas, Grandpa Simpson or Slow Joe. The only Republicans who win office in this hellhole are RINO go-alongs like Bill Weld and Charlie Baker (whom, I am convinced, will stump for Hillary is Trump gets the nom).


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2016 09:29 AM (X6fMO)

152 >>>AXL FUCKING ROSE replacing BRIAN JOHNSON??? The line of succession goes
Bon Scott, Brian Johnson, AXL ROSE??? What the fuckity fuck argly fuck
bargly?!?

Not to worry. Axl Rose will get drunk, fall off of the stage, and break his fucking neck.
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 09:29 AM (UzPAd)

153 So, uh, I guess the drought in Texas is over.


The last torrential rain ended it with a single storm.
Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2016 09:30 AM (GgxVX)

154 Did anyone read link to American Thinker about those 9 GITMO prisoners going to the Saudis? I don't care if one has been on a hunger strike since 2007. Force feed him? Let him die.
PC with terrorists?

I'm staying here until 10 am, & going outside.
Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 09:31 AM (sj3Ax)

155 AXL FUCKING ROSE replacing BRIAN JOHNSON??? The line of succession goes Bon Scott, Brian Johnson, AXL ROSE??? What the fuckity fuck argly fuck bargly?!?

What next? Iron Maiden with vocals by Vince Neil?? THIS WILL NOT STAND!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 18, 2016 09:27 AM (YF8TK)

____________________

What!?!?!!??? Speak up, I can't hear you!!!


Posted by: Brian Johnson at April 18, 2016 09:31 AM (HSmrB)

156
>>>AXL FUCKING ROSE replacing BRIAN JOHNSON??? The line of succession goes
Bon Scott, Brian Johnson, AXL ROSE??? What the fuckity fuck argly fuck
bargly?!?

Not to worry. Axl Rose will get drunk, fall off of the stage, and break his fucking neck.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 09:29 AM (UzPAd)








Hasn't happened yet..... So I think you may be misunderestimassuming the motor skills of a drunkard.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2016 09:32 AM (qB4pW)

157 Speaking of falling off the stage, I see that James Levine is retiring.
I suppose the Met pit band's shimmering tremolo tone will leave with him.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 09:32 AM (xq1UY)

158 My moment of unfulfilled musical genius:

Brian Johnson/Tom Kiefer of Cinderella duet.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2016 09:32 AM (659DL)

159 If through some Diabolical intervention the general election came down to Bernie vs. Hillary, I would still vote. I get thousands of days to express my views, engage in symbolic speech, lobby and cajole, but only one day every 4 years do I have a concrete effect on who becomes President. God only knows who I'd choose between those two moral and intellectual disasters, but I'd force myself to choose.
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2016 09:33 AM (2cS/G)

160 Tropical storm Allison levels of rain here in Tomball. It looks like the rest of the Houston area is inundated as well. Wish I had stocked up on the milk sammich fixins...
Posted by: Glen the Company Man at April 18, 2016 09:33 AM (nDdGQ)

161 Glen, that's absolutely nuts. It took 15 days for Allison to drop that much rain.
Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2016 09:34 AM (GgxVX)

162 Q. How far has the United States declined as an Obamanation? A. Brazil has a better government than the U.S. does.

Posted by: An Observation at April 18, 2016 09:35 AM (5jKQk)

163
Really now people,, why is everyone's lips moving but there's no sound? This ain't funny...



Posted by: Brian Johnson at April 18, 2016 09:35 AM (HSmrB)

164 You
waited all night long
For the show to start

Yeah, You
waited all night long
For the show to start

Posted by: Pre-Zombie AC/DC's New Song at April 18, 2016 09:36 AM (2rmvw)

165
My moment of unfulfilled musical genius:

Brian Johnson/Tom Kiefer of Cinderella duet.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2016 09:32 AM (659DL)






My moment of unfulfilled musical idiocy.

Queen + Brian Johnson
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2016 09:36 AM (qB4pW)

166 >>>>>
135
"So, if your candidate isn't the one chosen, you're going to stay home or vote for Hillary?"



Correct.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:16 AM (eHpnh)
....And that was how we got obama Part Duex.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2016 09:36 AM (iONHu)

167 162 Q. How far has the United States declined as an Obamanation? A. Brazil has a better government than the U.S. does.

Posted by: An Observation at April 18, 2016 09:35 AM (5jKQk

Well at least the vagina can't be impeached will be off the table after what Brazil did. The 2nd black president will not have the 8 years of grace either.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 09:37 AM (voOPb)

168 only one day every 4 years do I have a concrete effect

If only we could set up a government that was run by actual representatives of the people, and the executive was only an administrator. Then it would be 2 years.

But that's crazy talk. Things would be so dull here.
Shallow Bucket of Dog Vomit 2016!!1! Yay! Nyah-nyah!
"And...I'm going to buy gold."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 09:38 AM (xq1UY)

169 Approaching 18" of rain since about 10:00 last night & still coming down pretty steady...
Posted by: Glen the Company Man at April 18, 2016 09:39 AM (nDdGQ)

170 Here is URL to Andrew McCarthy Saturday column.
It's long & worth reading.

http://tinyurl.com/jmdvfur
Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 09:40 AM (sj3Ax)

171 166 ....And that was how we got obama Part Duex.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2016 09:36 AM (iONHu)

Not true. The Republican vote in the key swings States did not drop. The FSA and the unions turned out in droves and the continues bluification of FL, OH, and VA is why we got Oshitforbrains part II.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 09:41 AM (vvmPQ)

172 So, uh, I guess the drought in Texas is over.


The last torrential rain ended it with a single storm.



Been over since last year. We had major lake flooding last year. Gonna have it again this year.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 09:41 AM (b/6cr)

173 Correct.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:16 AM (eHpnh)

....And that was how we got obama Part Duex.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2016 09:36 AM (iONHu)

In part. But really, America isn't the America we once knew. We are outnumbered now.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 09:42 AM (/D5Lf)

174 155: Barry Manilow had prior engagements.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2016 09:42 AM (ucDmr)

175 "So, if your candidate isn't the one chosen, you're going to stay home or vote for Hillary?"



Correct.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:16 AM (eHpnh)
....And that was how we got obama Part Duex.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

Once again, this gets trotted out.

Romney got more votes than McCain did.

Obama lost votes from 2008 to 2012, as expected.

he had a far better GOTV in four states that made the difference.

it didn't help that Romney was successfully painted as a distant bazillionaire.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 18, 2016 09:42 AM (326rv)

176 If the nominee is neither Trump nor Cruz I'll probably write in someone.
Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 09:42 AM (nbrY/)

177 Its raining in Texas like fists at a Trump rally
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:43 AM (10hEu)

178 "166 ....And that was how we got obama Part Duex."

I voted for Romney/Ryan. I still feel ashamed about that. It won't happen again.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 09:43 AM (eHpnh)

179 I had no idea sloths were so cute:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hujm2w3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2016 09:44 AM (w4NZ

180
Not true. The Republican vote in the key swings States did not drop. The FSA and the unions turned out in droves and the continues bluification of FL, OH, and VA is why we got Oshitforbrains part II.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 09:41 AM (vvmPQ)

maybe, but the point is that instead of ripping our side apart and demonizing each other, we should be keeping our eye on the big picture and THAT is denying the White House to ANY Democrat. Running down any and all Republicans who are not your "boy" is not the smart thing to do no matter how wonderful it feels
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 09:44 AM (V/InG)

181 >>Its raining in Texas like fists at a Trump rally

Tiny little fists.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 09:44 AM (/tuJf)

182 MPPPP,
I don't know if Baker would campaign for Hillary, but we can hope he doesn't.

I don't have faith in him.
Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 09:44 AM (sj3Ax)

183 And I noticed that the blame was dropped solely on the voters.

Voters did as they ought in 2010, and they were shit on. Same for 2012 and 2014.

This year, all of the party anointed were killing each other trying to ram amnesty down our throats.

But it's the sole fault of the voters.

maybe Jeb! will give you a medal for this.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 18, 2016 09:45 AM (326rv)

184
There is that infamous photo of Michelle Fields on some news show with her boobs hanging out. It turns out it is an old photo. Does she always dress like that on television?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:45 AM (iQIUe)

185 >>>Hasn't happened yet..... So I think you may be misunderestimassuming the motor skills of a drunkard.

Oops. My mistake, it was his foot he broke. Getting old sucks.
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 09:45 AM (UzPAd)

186 Old: AC/DC
New: AC DOUCHEY
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 18, 2016 09:46 AM (YF8TK)

187 The Pols/Pundit class in this country who keep claiming Saudi Arabia is an important ally (and not an enemy) are either:

1. Out of touch with a new reality. Sort of like those folks in the late 1940s who still thought the Soviet Union was an American ally due to WWII.

2. Paid shills of Saudi Arabia or are friends of the Saudi Royal Family and are putting Americans behind that friendship and money.

3. Are Free Trade purists (aka lunatics) who think we should do business with everyone, including those who are trying to kill our people.

Obama is threatening to veto the bill, and if we had a Nationalist political party we could pound him and his party for this. Instead we have a Republican / Conservative Party who will give mixed messages about the Arabians.
Posted by: William Eaton at April 18, 2016 09:46 AM (KhJh

188 181 >>Tiny little fists.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 09:44 AM (/tuJf)

YES!!! And a force over a smaller surface area means higher net pressure and worse bruises. HAVE YOU SEEN MY ARM???
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:46 AM (10hEu)

189 Glen, that's absolutely nuts. It took 15 days for Allison to drop that much rain.

Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2016 09:34 AM (GgxVX)

The hell it did. Allison dumped all that rain in just a few hours. I watched it happen. Same thing happened back in the great flood of '94 (or was it '95?). I was on an island for three days back in the woods just west of Rose Hill. Since you live in Tomball, you know that bridge on 249 that is over Spring Creek? They had to "redo" that bridge after that one as the flood waters in Spring Creek had been so high it sort of "dislodged" the bridge.

No, this sort of thing happens from time to time around here, and usually happens quickly.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at April 18, 2016 09:47 AM (AJdlq)

190 I'm staying here until 10 am, going outside.



Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 09:31 AM

The Empress has warned you about "Outside", hasn't she? Besides, there are marathoners running around unsupervised out there today.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2016 09:47 AM (bzd8I)

191 Couple reunites after 70 years. These people do not look they're in the 90's! God bless them!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z2owhma

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2016 09:48 AM (w4NZ

192 YES!!! And a force over a smaller surface area means higher net pressure and worse bruises.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY ARM???
Posted by: Michelle Fields



No. Where'd you leave it?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 09:48 AM (b/6cr)

193
I had no idea sloths were so cute:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hujm2w3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2016 09:44 AM (w4NZ








Yeah, they are. Adorable.

Until they grow up and start working at the DMV.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2016 09:49 AM (qB4pW)

194 The Brazil impeachment thing makes me smile. If Roussef gets the boot, it might mean huge changes in Brazil, possibly even a reversal of their decline towards communism.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 09:49 AM (HalrA)

195 >>>184
There is that infamous photo of Michelle Fields on some news show with her boobs hanging out. It turns out it is an old photo. Does she always dress like that on television?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:45 AM (iQIUe)

For a journalism job I'll dress however you want daddy. BTW how good is your workers comp insurance? Asking for a friends.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:49 AM (10hEu)

196 2. Paid shills of Saudi Arabia or are friends of the Saudi Royal Family and are putting Americans behind that friendship and money.


Mostly this. The Saudis understand the power of the bribe quite well.


Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2016 09:49 AM (2rmvw)

197 16 >> Better yet, give Andrew Jackson earrings, cleavage and lipstick.

Posted by: JJS

Now that's thinking outside of the box.

PS Break a leg, Mr. Sefton.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2016 09:50 AM (gyKtp)

198
YES!!! And a force over a smaller surface area means higher net pressure and worse bruises. HAVE YOU SEEN MY ARM???

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:46 AM (10hEu)
____________________________

Damn Michelle,, speak up. All I can make out is your lips moving and your ta-ta's jiggling...

Posted by: Brian Johnson at April 18, 2016 09:50 AM (HSmrB)

199 Do you have to be native-born to be on a $20 bill?
Because I am thinking about Hedy Lamarr.
Patriot. Inventor. Pin-Up. "Jewess."

And every 20 would forever be called a "Hedley."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 09:50 AM (xq1UY)

200 I can confirm that it's raining buckets in CS/Bryan also. The sky is dark grey at 9 AM. Driving without headlights right now would be suicidal.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 09:50 AM (HalrA)

201 "A Life Worth Living"-a "holy lands moment devotional:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/htsxon4
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2016 09:51 AM (w4NZ

202
There is that infamous photo of Michelle Fields on some news show with her boobs hanging out. It turns out it is an old photo. Does she always dress like that on television?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:45 AM (iQIUe)








A Moron who loved his fellow Hordelings would provide a link. I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2016 09:51 AM (qB4pW)

203 >>>192 No. Where'd you leave it?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 09:48 AM (b/6cr)

ISWYDT and it hurt, almost as bad as being defamed on twitter and tricked into voluntarly quitting your job at Brietbart
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:51 AM (10hEu)

204 Trapped in my house in Houston. I live 10 minutes from work and every path to my office is flooded at some point. Didn't even attempt in my Jeep. Turned around and will give it a shot later if it ever stops raining.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 09:51 AM (MNgU2)

205 Guy at work always has the radio on in the next cubicle.

Ad comes on for a Candidate. I hear a sotto voce "fuck you" and of course I'm cracking up.

Been a great Primary season all ways around...
Posted by: Bigby's Greasy Hands at April 18, 2016 09:52 AM (3ZtZW)

206 204
Trapped in my house in Houston. I live 10 minutes from work and every
path to my office is flooded at some point. Didn't even attempt in my
Jeep. Turned around and will give it a shot later if it ever stops
raining.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 09:51 AM (MNgU2)


Wow. Sounds like it could be a lot worse.

Makes me glad I live on a hill today.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 09:52 AM (HalrA)

207 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2016 09:49 AM (qB4pW)

LOL.

Actually, my DMV is remarkably efficient. compared to what it used to be I don't what they did there to make it so.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2016 09:53 AM (w4NZ

208 15 of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudi citizens, Saudi Arabia has been a breeding ground for radical imams since forever and yet we've increased immigration from Saudi Arabia 10 fold since 9/11.

Seems legit.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 18, 2016 09:53 AM (auq2s)

209 184 >> There is that infamous photo of Michelle Fields on some news show with her boobs hanging out.

This post is worse than useless without a link.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2016 09:53 AM (gyKtp)

210 >>>198 Damn Michelle,, speak up. All I can make out is your lips moving and your ta-ta's jiggling...

Posted by: Brian Johnson at April 18, 2016 09:50 AM (HSmrB)

Its hard to get a clear video WHEN TRUMP'S THUG THROWS YOU ONTO THE GROUND AT MACH-15
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:54 AM (10hEu)

211 >>>>166 ....And that was how we got obama Part Duex.




Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2016 09:36 AM (iONHu)

Not
true. The Republican vote in the key swings States did not drop. The
FSA and the unions turned out in droves and the continues bluification
of FL, OH, and VA is why we got Oshitforbrains part II.
.
.
.
.Vic it is true. Romney got almost 3 million votes less that McCain did in 2008, and Ohio had quite a dropoff in Republican voters compared to 2008. RCP did a big article about it right after the election. obama only beat him by a little less than that amount.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2016 09:54 AM (iONHu)

212 Wow. Just wow.

#WASTF


http://tinyurl.com/clr8g3q


*link to microaggressions.com. Not a parody or satire site. Bed wetting little butthurt pajama wearing pussies.


And I think half of them are made up though.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 09:55 AM (/D5Lf)

213
A Moron who loved his fellow Hordelings would provide a link. I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2016 09:51 AM (qB4pW)

==============

http://goo.gl/hvwYsM
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:56 AM (iQIUe)

214 180 maybe, but the point is that instead of ripping our
side apart and demonizing each other, we should be keeping our eye on
the big picture and THAT is denying the White House to ANY Democrat.
Running down any and all Republicans who are not your "boy" is not the
smart thing to do no matter how wonderful it feels

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 09:44 AM (V/InG)

SC is much like CA or NY except opposite Party. It doesn't matter whether I vote or not. Who ever the Republican nominee is will win SC by a minimum of 5%.


And I don't rip anybody apart. I just don't like any of the candidates and after McShitty followed by another "electable Moderate" I said no more. If the RNCe keeps feeding us with shitty RINOs they can kiss my ass goodbye.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 09:56 AM (vvmPQ)

215 Its raining in Texas like fists at a Trump rally

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:43 AM (10hEu)

Startled my daughter by laughing so hard. +1
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 09:56 AM (JO9+V)

216 >>And every 20 would forever be called a "Hedley."

Yep.
Posted by: King Fahd-you at April 18, 2016 09:57 AM (o+SC1)

217 Yeah if you drag a hundred dollar bill through a convention center you'll never know what you'd find.

Sheesh.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 09:57 AM (MNgU2)

218 >>>209

This post is worse than useless without a link.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2016 09:53 AM (gyKtp)

http://tinyurl.com/zrlb7oh

as you can see - MY LEFT ARM IS MANGLED
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 09:57 AM (10hEu)

219 If I wanted to drop a trill on shovel-ready jobs, I'd sure think about a way to get the yearly excess water from East Texas into the western aquifer. Probably would require massive reservoirs, canals, pipelines. In other words, you wouldn't have to hire any non-Texans a tall. Plus, it would save New Orleans. From itself.

As a reminder, "Internal Improvements" was a key plank of the first Republican program, in 1856. And every one since. Republicanism appears to have failed in one of its key endeavors -- although we did get that transcontinental railroad.

The Missouri Compromise, well, jury's still out on that one.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 09:57 AM (xq1UY)

220 Perhaps with the retirement of James Levine at the Met the Wagner tempi will increase. I was much more distressed at the retirement of Schenk's productions.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 18, 2016 09:57 AM (aW5/6)

221 RedMindBlueState,
I'm only going out in my rose garden.

Marathon Monday is a waste of time, money, extra security & winners always look like they haven't eaten in years.

My ex sister in law is the only one to call to ask if I was at work, in Pru Tower, three years ago.

Posted by: Carol at April 18, 2016 09:57 AM (sj3Ax)

222 There's zombies eating people at the Astrodome!
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 18, 2016 09:59 AM (JO9+V)

223 And I don't rip anybody apart. I just don't like any of the candidates and after McShitty followed by another "electable Moderate" I said no more. If the RNCe keeps feeding us with shitty RINOs they can kiss my ass goodbye.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 09:56 AM (vvmPQ)


I wasn't talking about you in particular, just a general attitude around here. And I get how you feel, but the bottom line is that walking away could end up putting a scrunt like hillary in the White House and that I can't abide,.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 09:59 AM (V/InG)

224
Wrong link. Try this:


http://goo.gl/OufqdA
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 09:59 AM

Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 10:38 AM (10hEu)

315 Huma's face always looks drawn, sad, and haggard.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 18, 2016 10:39 AM (L7t0A)

316 Sorry about that, not sure what happened with that comment. My apologies. Can a mod delete that?

Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 10:40 AM (10hEu)

317 Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 10:38 AM (10hEu)

I see you have committed the most damning of barrel sins, copying the entire thread.

I have been there too and paid a most awful price. I still have nightmares till this day.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 18, 2016 10:42 AM (L7t0A)

318 >>>302
.....cross...... Rachel Corrie with Michelle fields.


.... hmmmm.....


....ummmm.... darn.... well....


Theres a one armed paper hanger joke to be made here but I cant tease it out.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 10:29 AM (8XRCm)


====

There once was a girl from LA,
Arm broken - the papers they say;
Ms.Fields charges pressed,
While all stared at her chest;
Unlike Rachel Corrie's flatten lay.

Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 10:46 AM (10hEu)

319 >>>317 I see you have committed the most damning of barrel sins, copying the entire thread.

I have been there too and paid a most awful price. I still have nightmares till this day.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 18, 2016 10:42 AM (L7t0A)

====

All I wanted was to post a dirty limerick. IS THAT SO WRONG???

Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 10:47 AM (10hEu)

320 All I wanted was to post a dirty limerick. IS THAT SO WRONG???

Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 10:47 AM


Step inside. We'll talk about it...

Posted by: The Barrel at April 18, 2016 10:58 AM (bzd8I)

321 @247

At the end of this congress the GOP will have controlled the house for 18 of 22 years.

What exactly have you gotten

Posted by: Kreplach at April 18, 2016 10:59 AM (auq2s)

322 >>>Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 10:38 AM (10hEu)<<<

Dude. That's good for a week at the gloryhole.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 11:01 AM (UzPAd)

323 >>>322
Dude. That's good for a week at the gloryhole.
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 11:01 AM (UzPAd)

Which side?

Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 11:03 AM (10hEu)

324 "At the end of this congress the GOP will have controlled the house for 18 of 22 years. What exactly have you gotten"

The Enfuckening!

Posted by: John Boehner in Assless Chaps at April 18, 2016 11:30 AM (eHpnh)

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