Comedian Who Nobody Heard Of George Lopez: I Endorse Bernie Sanders, But I Can't Pay Any More In Taxes

And speaking of comics: a comic in Germany told an intentionally dirty and juvenile rhyme about Turkish President Erdogan, and now Erdogan -- who is a huge fan of crushing free speech -- is demanding Angela Merkel prosecute him.

Apparently there's an obscure (and uneforced) law in Germany against insulting foreign leaders, and Erdogan wants it dusted off and used to protect his precious Islamist dignity.

It's time to eject Turkey from Europe and NATO too. Any organization or country that tries to accommodate Islamist primitivism becomes infected with Islamist primitivism itself. It's time to say "No more. Not another inch."

Posted by: Ace at 05:03 PM

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1 Go Bernie

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2016 05:01 PM (miXPX)

2 A senator in Oregon also is supporting Bernie.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2016 05:02 PM (miXPX)

3 Plus, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Posted by: pep at April 14, 2016 05:02 PM (LAe3v)

4 Who?

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 14, 2016 05:03 PM (evdj2)

5 Drunk, passed out in a hallway was the last time I heard of him.

Posted by: ryukyu at April 14, 2016 05:04 PM (FuBZa)

6 George Lopez, the guy who got a kidney from his wife and later divorced her.
Yeah....

Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2016 05:04 PM (NOIQH)

7 Natural conservative constituency.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2016 05:04 PM (/tuJf)

8 Ah, google image to the rescue.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 14, 2016 05:04 PM (evdj2)

9 Taxes are always for other people. That's the magic of socialism.

Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2016 05:04 PM (jBuUi)

10 george lopez who took a kidney from his wife then dumped her ass? that george lopez?

Posted by: nckate at April 14, 2016 05:04 PM (UWHSi)

11 George Lopez.
Funnier than Carlos Mencia!

Posted by: wooga at April 14, 2016 05:04 PM (1qk2d)

12 The problem with you people is that you are greedy.
Now, give me 90% of your money.

Posted by: navybrat at April 14, 2016 05:04 PM (8QGte)

13 He's the Carlos Mencia that actual gets TV gigs.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 14, 2016 05:04 PM (evdj2)

14 George Lopez, he's a h8r

Posted by: @votermom at April 14, 2016 05:05 PM (nbrY/)

15 Sorry to bring up the last thread, Ace, but there are some explanations there of how Christians themselves are commanded to forgive. In case you are interested.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 14, 2016 05:06 PM (3hIZX)

16 10
george lopez who took a kidney from his wife then dumped her ass? that george lopez?

Posted by: nckate at April 14, 2016 05:04 PM (UWHSi)
What's yours is mine, right? Isn't that what socialism is all about?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 14, 2016 05:06 PM (jxbfJ)

17 I Endorse Bernie Sanders, But I Can't Pay Any More In Taxes

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 14, 2016 05:07 PM (1xUj/)

18 Jennifer Lopez looks terrible.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2016 05:07 PM (xUVR8)

19 I think Lopez was the Hispanic That Guy for a while. Now it's Michael Pena. That guy is everywhere.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 14, 2016 05:07 PM (evdj2)

20 Wait a fucking minute. The story says this guy, whom I have never heard of, is worth $35 to $50 million?

WTF? He a drug dealer on the side?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2016 05:07 PM (jJRIy)

21 15
Sorry to bring up the last thread, Ace, but there are some explanations
there of how Christians themselves are commanded to forgive. In case
you are interested.

That's all well and good, but I have the feeling fyscyl clyff's in for a stretch in purgatory.

Posted by: pep at April 14, 2016 05:07 PM (LAe3v)

22 I tried it in the last thread.

Bernie's favorite Bible verse.

Marx 1:1. From each according to his ability...

Bend over George.

Posted by: Golfman at April 14, 2016 05:07 PM (48QDY)

23 6 George Lopez, the guy who got a kidney from his wife and later divorced her.
Yeah....
Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2016 05:04 PM (NOIQH)

---

Sounds like a peach.

If I was her, I'd get that kidney back. By any means necessary.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 14, 2016 05:08 PM (rlfds)

24 He says hee can't afford to pay more in taxes but that he endorsing Sanders just to get people to vote or something.

Makes as much sense as you would expect from an entertainer.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 14, 2016 05:08 PM (3hIZX)

25 "Jennifer Lopez looks terrible."

She's just Jenny On The Rock

Posted by: FaCubeItches at April 14, 2016 05:08 PM (rznWS)

26 I proposed a game-over perfect solution for this whole issue four years ago:

https://pjmedia.com/zombie/2011/08/22/ voluntary-tax-rates-and-personalized-earmarks-how-to-solve-the-debate-over-taxes/

Voluntary Tax Rates and Personalized Earmarks: How to Solve the Debate over Taxes

"Submitted for your approval: The perfect solution to America's national debate over taxes.

This proposal is completely serious. Below you will find my suggestion for an amended IRS 1040 form. As you will see, it contains two new sections: "Voluntary Tax Rate," in which each American can individually determine his or her own rate of income taxation; and "Allocation," in which taxpayers can apply their personal tax payments to specific federal expenses.

It's simple, it's completely non-partisan and even-handed, and it allows for total individual autonomy and personal freedom.

Will it lead to a complete restructuring of the United States government? Possibly. And if it does, will that be a good thing? Most definitely."

...

No one should have the right to force anyone else to pay more or less taxes than they prefer. These billionaires have hit upon a brilliant concept: Instead of everyone trying to force everyone else to conform to this or that view of tax rates, let each person voluntarily set his or her own tax rate!

Thus if Warren Buffett wants to pay more in taxes -- he can do so! And if a Tea Partier want to pay less in taxes, she can do so as well. And if liberals think the tax rate is too low -- well, under this new system they are free to pay at whatever higher rate they can afford.

It's as simple and streamlined as can be, and everybody gets what they want. (See the amended 1040 form below for how it would work.)

...

If each person was able to "earmark" the specific aspects of government which he or she deems acceptable, then no one would feel that their taxes were used for programs which are either unhealthy for the soul or for the national economy.

The solution to this problem is obvious: Simply amend the tax code to allow each taxpayer to individually allocate which governmental expenses receive funding from that person's tax payments. Presto! Everybody's happy, because nobody is being forced to pay for things they don't like anymore."

It was written as a "joke," but it's actually the best idea I have ever had.

Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2016 05:09 PM (jBuUi)

27 WTF? He a drug dealer on the side?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2016 05:07 PM (jJRIy)

He had a show on TV, Nip Sip.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 14, 2016 05:09 PM (3hIZX)

28 Because capitalism isn't working.

http://tinyurl.com/hbtr342

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 14, 2016 05:10 PM (k4M/B)

29
He had a show on TV, Nip Sip.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 14, 2016 05:09 PM (3hIZX)

And made $35 million on it? Pay for view? WTF?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2016 05:11 PM (jJRIy)

30 And here is the hi-res "Amended 1040 form" illustrating comment #26, with individualized tax rates and allocations:

https://pajamasmed.hs.llnwd.net/e1/user-content/28/files/2011/08/new1040.jpg

Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2016 05:12 PM (jBuUi)

31 Mexican comedians hmm. I like that guy Fluffy.

Posted by: @votermom at April 14, 2016 05:12 PM (nbrY/)

32 Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2016 05:09 PM (jBuUi

Luv ya but. TL

R it all

Tell 'em "So I guess you're doing the 1040EZ?"

Posted by: Golfman at April 14, 2016 05:12 PM (48QDY)

33 Dude took a kidney from his wife then dumped her ass. All class.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 14, 2016 05:13 PM (5IbVn)

34 @28

Sorry, the poor idiots that shouldn't have gone to college, and borrowed money to party for four/five years taking Art History have no sympathy here.

Fuck em. Pay up bitches, live isn't free.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2016 05:13 PM (jJRIy)

35 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Lopez

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 14, 2016 05:13 PM (rlfds)

36 This might be the only funny thing George Lopez has ever said.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 14, 2016 05:14 PM (gUoN4)

37 34
@28

Sorry, the poor idiots that shouldn't have gone to college,
and borrowed money to party for four/five years taking Art History have
no sympathy here.

Fuck em. Pay up bitches, live isn't free.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2016 05:13 PM (jJRIy)

From your keyboard to God's ear!!!!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 14, 2016 05:14 PM (jxbfJ)

38
Dude took a kidney from his wife then dumped her ass. All class.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck

She didn't end up in an ice filled bath tub did she?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 14, 2016 05:14 PM (k4M/B)

39 20 Wait a fucking minute. The story says this guy, whom I have never heard of, is worth $35 to $50 million?
__________________

Yeah, ain't that sumptin? Who would have guessed that this raaaaaacist country full of h8teful gringos would have given me -- a fat, stupid, unfunny, and completely hypocritical douchebag -- the opportunity to make millions!

Viva la Mexico! er, I mean . . . America is raaaaacist!

Posted by: George Lopez at April 14, 2016 05:15 PM (BNs9e)

40 I saw most of the Kennedy Center thingie honoring Eddie Murphy. Everyone was there, everyone killed pretty much.

Lopez did his "hey, I'm Mexican" schtick.

Dude, real comedians eventually break out of identity comedy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2016 05:15 PM (1xUj/)

41 @35

Wow. So I guess not watching TV means I was saved from having to watch is mindless shit?

Thank You God.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2016 05:16 PM (jJRIy)

42
I thought Jorge Lopez was a midget Mexican wrestler.

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2016 05:16 PM (HgMAr)

43 Okay more than a few knew about the kidney. We scored very high on not being part of the elite.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 14, 2016 05:16 PM (5IbVn)

44 Meanwhile.... Judge in Lansing Mich says the Lawsuit against Bushmaster can continue...

Idiots are suing the Gun Manufacturer because the gun was used in Sandy Hook....

And even though there is a Federal law saying the Gun Manufacturer CANNOT be sued... the Judge decided it the law does not affect her hearing the case...

So BushMaster must pay Lawyers to defend them...

Rule of Law is Dead in this country.... and its the COURTS who have killed it.

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 14, 2016 05:16 PM (qf6WZ)

45 26--- zombie at April 14, 2016 05:09 PM (jBuUi)
------------
I love it!
*sigh*
If only,.......

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2016 05:16 PM (T/5A0)

46 I guess Paul Rodriguez is not a lib anymore. His twitter feed is full of complaints about government spending plus this nugget from January:

"Obama state of the union address is long on promise and short on delivery .his tenure is no cause for celebration his exit is Just say adios"

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 14, 2016 05:16 PM (OD2ni)

47 Ace, I see you may not have read the comments in the last thread I hoped you will but found another one, LOL.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 14, 2016 05:16 PM (3hIZX)

48

So the guy who LITERALLY TAKES HIS WIFES KIDNEY AND THEN DUMPS HER FOR A YOUNGER WOMAN wants free shit without a rise in his taxes?

No

What a shocker

Posted by: ThunderB at April 14, 2016 05:17 PM (zOTsN)

49 Sounds like a peach.

If I was her, I'd get that kidney back. By any means necessary.

Ice cubes, bathtub, cheap vegas motel

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2016 05:17 PM (4dbPD)

50 Typical lazy rapist drug dealing mexican

Posted by: Donald Trump (inside Chris Matthews head) at April 14, 2016 05:18 PM (1H9ox)

51 What's he talking about? Mexicans in this country don't have to pay taxes.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at April 14, 2016 05:19 PM (HgMAr)

52 Finally. a Mexican unwilling to do what an American will do without complaint.

Posted by: mc at April 14, 2016 05:20 PM (TWinl)

53 This thread is suspiciously slow. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 14, 2016 05:20 PM (3hIZX)

54 Somebody's doing the taxing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 14, 2016 05:20 PM (k4M/B)

55 >>>Sorry to bring up the last thread, Ace, but there are some explanations there of how Christians themselves are commanded to forgive. In case you are interested.

the guy i was responding to was pretty clearly referencing the Jesus Forgives thing and setting Trump up as a Jesus figure.

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2016 05:21 PM (dciA+)

56 So BushMaster must pay Lawyers to defend them...

Rule of Law is Dead in this country.... and its the COURTS who have killed it.

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 14, 2016 05:16 PM (qf6WZ)

Frivolous lawsuits usually get awarded attorney fees paid by the losing party. This obvious democrat shill will be over ruled by Appeal Court before any hearing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2016 05:21 PM (jJRIy)

57 Does anyone know what Presdent Obama's next trip will be?? We all hope he goes to Africa to help Persons of Color that were hurt by Bush policies back in the 1980s. Bush lied to these people on purpose and Presdent Obama should do something about this by passing a law to send them money or something like that.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 14, 2016 05:21 PM (KRuzk)

58 Any organization or country that tries to accommodate Islamist primitivism becomes infected with Islamist primitivism itself. It's time to say "No more. Not another inch."-ace

What about diversity?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2016 05:21 PM (voOPb)

59 53 This thread is suspiciously slow. Hmmmmm.
...
It's running on CP time.

Posted by: ajmojo at April 14, 2016 05:21 PM (1H9ox)

60 It's official, I'm supporting Bernie Sanders for president, but no more taxes hombre!

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at April 14, 2016 05:21 PM (+Ro/f)

61 Another comedian no one ever heard of except a few miserable souls in Seattle is on the side bar. Bill Nye, the High Fivin' White Guy.
So glad he moved on to global warming. It draws more laughs.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 14, 2016 05:21 PM (r65B3)

62 57 Does anyone know what Presdent Obama's next trip will be?? -

1) Don't know
2) Wont be soon enough

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2016 05:22 PM (voOPb)

63 Finally. a Mexican unwilling to do what an American will do without complaint.
Posted by: mc at April 14, 2016 05:20 PM (TWinl)

I complained plenty when I found out how much more I had to pay for the sin working more hours.

Posted by: ryukyu at April 14, 2016 05:22 PM (FuBZa)

64 53
This thread is suspiciously slow. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 14, 2016 05:20 PM (3hIZX)

All the morons are driving home now and will return after dinner. This is the usual flow.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2016 05:22 PM (jJRIy)

65 "Erdogan -- who is a huge fan of crushing free speech"

"We could do much worse than have a bunch of Erdogans in the Middle East."

-- Barack Obama

Posted by: torquewrench at April 14, 2016 05:22 PM (noWW6)

66 Amy Schumer hardest hit.

Posted by: Chi at April 14, 2016 05:22 PM (Te2JU)

67 He's an angry guy with psych problems for the same reasons as Obama. His father left when he was two months old and his mother abandoned him when he was ten. Raised by his grandmother and step grandfather.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 14, 2016 05:22 PM (5IbVn)

68 George Lopez is another comedian who should go hug it out with ISIS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2016 05:22 PM (FsuaD)

69 Frivolous lawsuits usually get awarded attorney fees paid by the losing party. This obvious democrat shill will be over ruled by Appeal Court before any hearing.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2016 05:21 PM (jJRIy

You would hope. But seeing the kangaroo courts of late. I'm not holding my breath Nipster

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2016 05:23 PM (voOPb)

70 67 He's an angry guy with psych problems for the same reasons as Obama. His father left when he was two months old and his mother abandoned him when he was ten. Raised by his grandmother and step grandfather.
...
Why do you know that?

Posted by: ajmojo at April 14, 2016 05:23 PM (1H9ox)

71 66 Amy Schumer hardest hit.
Posted by: Chi at April 14, 2016 05:22 PM (Te2JU)

Ok, who would hit her?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2016 05:23 PM (voOPb)

72 So the story says this fucking hack is worth between THIRTY FIVE AND FIFTY MILLION? I hope that's in pesos.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 14, 2016 05:23 PM (qJhUV)

73 So BushMaster must pay Lawyers to defend them...

Rule of Law is Dead in this country.... and its the COURTS who have killed it.

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 14, 2016 05:16 PM (qf6WZ)

Frivolous lawsuits usually get awarded attorney fees paid by the losing party. This obvious democrat shill will be over ruled by Appeal Court before any hearing.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2016 05:21 PM (jJRIy)

The Appeals Court should additionally order the judge to personally pay the defendant's legal fees, and order the bar commission(s) to revoke the judge's law license.

It should also order the local Fed DA to bring charges against the judge for deprivation of civil rights under color of law.

Posted by: filbert at April 14, 2016 05:23 PM (s5o+q)

74 Bernie and Hilldog ought to wear Mexican wrestlers' masks.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 14, 2016 05:24 PM (eHpnh)

75 Frivolous lawsuits usually get awarded attorney fees paid by the losing party. This obvious democrat shill will be over ruled by Appeal Court before any hearing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2016 05:21 PM (jJRIy)

The COURT has decided to hear the case.... I really don't think another court will then call it 'frivolous'....

and Michigan has no loser pays law (at least according to a quick internet search...).

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 14, 2016 05:24 PM (qf6WZ)

76 Ok, who would hit her?

With pleasure!

Posted by: Crow Bar at April 14, 2016 05:24 PM (YEelc)

77 >>>It's time to eject Turkey from Europe and NATO too

How about planet earth?

I'm not saying we should nuke anyone, I'm just saying it's time to start R&D on doomsday technology that isn't radioactive.

Posted by: Max Power at April 14, 2016 05:24 PM (q177U)

78 Hey George, I'll pay you cash to mow my lawn.

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2016 05:25 PM (HgMAr)

79 Amy Schumer hardest hit.
Posted by: Chi at April 14, 2016 05:22 PM (Te2JU)

Ok, who would hit her?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2016 05:23 PM (voOPb)

That question wasn't on the quiz. I ain't fallin' for it.

Posted by: filbert at April 14, 2016 05:25 PM (s5o+q)

80
This thread is suspiciously slow. Hmmmmm.
...
It's running on CP time.
Posted by: ajmojo

Siesta

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 14, 2016 05:25 PM (k4M/B)

81 76 Ok, who would hit her?

With pleasure!
Posted by: Crow Bar at April 14, 2016 05:24 PM (YEelc)

Chuckles.
Thank you!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2016 05:25 PM (voOPb)

82 What ever happened to Carlos Mencia

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 14, 2016 05:25 PM (c4yY7)

83 Give me a break!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 14, 2016 05:26 PM (ml1PM)

84 >>>It's time to eject Turkey from Europe and NATO too
....
As God is my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly!

Posted by: ajmojo at April 14, 2016 05:26 PM (1H9ox)

85 All the morons are driving home now and will return after dinner. This is the usual flow.

5:30 Eastern/4:30 Central. Drive time. Am driving now.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2016 05:26 PM (4dbPD)

86 77
>>>It's time to eject Turkey from Europe and NATO too

How about planet earth?

I'm not saying we should nuke anyone, I'm just saying it's time to start RD on doomsday technology that isn't radioactive.

- - - - -

I've got you covered.

Posted by: Planet X at April 14, 2016 05:27 PM (WuRdh)

87 the guy i was responding to was pretty clearly referencing the Jesus Forgives thing and setting Trump up as a Jesus figure.
Posted by: ace at April 14, 2016 05:21 PM (dciA+)

I think was a stretch for him to bring up his forgiveness of Kelly in response to your post as a sign of Trump being a good Christian, but I didn't interpret his comment the same way.

Anyway, back to the thread topic.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 14, 2016 05:27 PM (3hIZX)

88 What ever happened to Carlos Mencia

Killed in a Sam Peckinpah movie, "Bring Me the Head of Carlos Mencia".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2016 05:27 PM (1xUj/)

89 But I gotta admit he was very good in Chico and the Man.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 14, 2016 05:27 PM (qJhUV)

90 What ever happened to Carlos Mencia .

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 14, 2016 05:27 PM (evdj2)

91 He can start a new racist organization advocating non-payment of taxes and call it La Nada.

Posted by: mc at April 14, 2016 05:27 PM (TWinl)

92 70 67 He's an angry guy with psych problems for the same reasons as Obama. His father left when he was two months old and his mother abandoned him when he was ten. Raised by his grandmother and step grandfather.
...
Why do you know that?
Posted by: ajmojo at April 14, 2016 05:23 PM (1H9ox)

Because I follow entertainment news along with all other news and educational shows and books. I like to information. My favorite book as a kid was the World Almanac.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 14, 2016 05:28 PM (5IbVn)

93
So the story says this fucking hack is worth between THIRTY FIVE AND FIFTY MILLION? I hope that's in pesos.
Posted by: tu3031
.............................

When Bern gets done with him he'll wish they had been pesos IN A MEXICAN BANK.

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2016 05:28 PM (HgMAr)

94
Ok, who would hit her?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-----------------
Given the right brushguard on the truck, most everyone here.

Posted by: Chi at April 14, 2016 05:28 PM (Te2JU)

95
But I gotta admit he was very good in Chico and the Man.
Posted by: tu3031

Now he is the Man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 14, 2016 05:28 PM (k4M/B)

96 91 He can start a new racist organization advocating non-payment of taxes and call it La Nada.

Posted by: mc at April 14, 2016 05:27 PM (TWinl)

We already have that here in Central Calif....

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 14, 2016 05:28 PM (qf6WZ)

97 44
Rule of Law is Dead in this country.... and its the COURTS who have killed it.
Posted by: Don Quixote at April 14, 2016 05:16 PM (qf6WZ)

Rule of law has been dead for a long time. Courts, politicians, well healed have all made a mockery of the laws, the judicial system and government. This is but one more death rattle of our republic.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 14, 2016 05:29 PM (jxbfJ)

98 What ever happened to Carlos Mencia

Made bank. Why work?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2016 05:29 PM (4dbPD)

99 Then Turkey would open the floodgates for the "refugees" and Europe's borders would be even more overrun. Turkey knows it can ask for whatever it wants.

Posted by: brak at April 14, 2016 05:29 PM (MJuTN)

100 Rule of law has been dead for a long time. Courts, politicians, well healed have all made a mockery of the laws, the judicial system and government. This is but one more death rattle of our republic.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 14, 2016 05:29 PM (jxbfJ)

Yeah.... it has... but now they are not even trying to PRETEND anymore...

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 14, 2016 05:30 PM (qf6WZ)

101 58
What about diversity?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2016 05:21 PM (voOPb)
What about it?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 14, 2016 05:30 PM (jxbfJ)

102 All the morons are driving home now and will return after dinner. This is the usual flow.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2016 05:22 PM (jJRIy)

Ah, thanks.

(Duh)

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 14, 2016 05:30 PM (uz/Pv)

103 Why do you know that?
Posted by: ajmojo at April 14, 2016 05:23 PM (1H9ox)

Because I follow entertainment news along with all other news and educational shows and books. I like to information. My favorite book as a kid was the World Almanac.
...
Do you ever consider clearing out some of the dreck though so the old gray matter runs a little smoother, a la Sherlock Holmes? I mean...if you are dragging so much info around that you know George Lopez's backstory off of the top of your head you could be hitting critical mass at any point.

Posted by: ajmojo at April 14, 2016 05:30 PM (1H9ox)

104
5:30 Eastern/4:30 Central. Drive time. Am driving now.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2016 05:26 PM

Stay alive.
Don't text and drive.

Posted by: Public Service Announcement at April 14, 2016 05:31 PM (k4M/B)

105 OT --- or rather RT, meaning retro-topic:

If I were running for office and someone asked me what my favorite Bible verse was, I'd give 'em:

"Put not your trust in princes, nor in the sons of men, for in them there is no salvation."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2016 05:31 PM (T/5A0)

106 When Bernie just doesn't fsck you hard enough.

Posted by: rm -rf 2016 (formerly SMOD) at April 14, 2016 05:31 PM (o+SC1)

107 Oh yeah, the guy who cried racism when his unfunny, standard formula sit-com was finally cancelled after several seasons.

If I really believed that Bernie would tax these fuckstick celebritards at 90% plus, I'd throw my support behind the old commie asshole in a heartbeat! It ain't gonna happen so no worries there.

Posted by: Commissar M at April 14, 2016 05:31 PM (vcIHi)

108
This reminds me of poor Dewey Crowe who was robbing places at 9 am so he could buy his kidneys back.

I'm dyin', Raylen!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 14, 2016 05:31 PM (iQIUe)

109 "This thread is suspiciously slow. Hmmmmm.
...
It's running on CP time.
Posted by: ajmojo"

Hahahahaha. Gets me every time.

Posted by: Bill DiBlasio at April 14, 2016 05:31 PM (OD2ni)

110 George Lopez' first disc is hilarious. He's got other funny stuff later, but not nearly as good. Lopez is at his best when poking gentle fun at his heritage and people.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2016 05:32 PM (39g3+)

111 "98 What ever happened to Carlos Mencia"

He never recovered after being busted for trying to steal Jimmy's fish sticks joke.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 14, 2016 05:33 PM (OD2ni)

112 If I could throw one politician, not named Ted Cruz, out of one of my helicopters to see if he could fly it would be President Erdogan. Total loser, small hands.

Posted by: DONALD TRUMP at April 14, 2016 05:33 PM (+Ro/f)

113 Will Smith is another one. Loves the donks but hates taxes.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 14, 2016 05:33 PM (iQIUe)

114 BTW

I think Amy Schumer is moderately attractive. Not in photographs, but her voice and her mannerisms are attractive in some strange way.

They are very affected, and might be repulsive to others.

Posted by: Max Power at April 14, 2016 05:33 PM (q177U)

115 94

Ok, who would hit her?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

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Given the right brushguard on the truck, most everyone here.

Posted by: Chi at April 14, 2016 05:28 PM (Te2JU)
Nah - I'd take the dents in the right front fender. It would be money well spent fixing it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 14, 2016 05:33 PM (jxbfJ)

116 Watched one minute of one of his sitcoms. Didn't need to stay that long but wanted to make sure it was really that bad.

Posted by: Ralph at April 14, 2016 05:33 PM (I3+56)

117 99 Then Turkey would open the floodgates for the "refugees" and Europe's borders would be even more overrun. Turkey knows it can ask for whatever it wants.

Posted by: brak at April 14, 2016 05:29 PM (MJuTN)

Uh.... Northern Turkish borders are Georgia ).... IRAN... and Bulgaria...

Seems like you could stop any refugee flow pretty easily....

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 14, 2016 05:33 PM (qf6WZ)

118 George Lopez told a lot of bad jokes one night.....just to watch the audience die.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....tortured American at April 14, 2016 05:33 PM (RFeQD)

119 Posted by: ajmojo at April 14, 2016 05:30 PM (1H9ox)

I've got plenty of room left.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 14, 2016 05:34 PM (5IbVn)

120 frauke petry is going to be the new chancellor, she's the leader of AFD. Here is her latest tweet: Anybody who believes in the effectiveness of the integration law wrt future Molenbeeks also believves in the success of negative int rates

SICK BURN!.

Posted by: bjk at April 14, 2016 05:35 PM (x2rNW)

121 Will Smith is another one. Loves the donks but hates taxes. /i]

A lot of these guys got suddenly, stunningly rich and were unaware of how taxes worked until the bill came and were then outraged. It happens to sports stars a lot. You get signed for 15 million a year at age 19 after living in a welfare house with 8 other kids, you have no clue what taxes are and are utterly unprepared for them. They get reeaall libertarian on taxes all the sudden, but that's it. They make no connection between that and policy or cost and expense, or government or anything. Just "man, they rippin' me off!"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2016 05:35 PM (39g3+)

122 105 OT --- or rather RT, meaning retro-topic:

If I were running for office and someone asked me what my favorite Bible verse was, I'd give 'em:

"Put not your trust in princes, nor in the sons of men, for in them there is no salvation."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2016 05:31 PM (T/5A0)

Hmmm... favorite Bible Quote?

New Testament? Sell your cloak, buy a sword...

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 14, 2016 05:35 PM (qf6WZ)

123 Courts, politicians, well healed have all made a mockery of the laws, the judicial system and government.

**cough**heeled**cough**

Posted by: pep at April 14, 2016 05:35 PM (LAe3v)

124 That dude should have a leaf blower on his back.

Posted by: Cheech Matin at April 14, 2016 05:35 PM (FXW24)

125 Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2016 05:36 PM (1xUj/)

126 "I think Amy Schumer is moderately attractive. Not in photographs, but her voice and her mannerisms are attractive in some strange way."

Amy is what my we would call a "2 am at the Starboard" kind of girl. Anyone who has spent time in Dewey Beach will understand.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 14, 2016 05:36 PM (OD2ni)

127 The wife on his first sitcom was hot. By the way, more useless info. Sandra Bullock produced the sitcom and gave Lopez the job.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 14, 2016 05:36 PM (5IbVn)

128 I think Amy Schumer is moderately attractive. Not in photographs, but her voice and her mannerisms are attractive in some strange way.

The extent of my exposure to her is here and in those crappy Bud Light commercials with Douchebag McGee, so I find nothing whatsoever about her attractive. Physically I don't mind, I'd probably like her in person if she wasn't a leftist retard.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2016 05:37 PM (39g3+)

129 Uh.... Northern Turkish borders are Georgia ).... IRAN... and Bulgaria...

Seems like you could stop any refugee flow pretty easily....

Turkey has agreed to take back the ones they are turning away. They've been sending boat fulls back for a few weeks.

Posted by: brak at April 14, 2016 05:37 PM (MJuTN)

130 Bridge Too Far on tv

Posted by: @votermom at April 14, 2016 05:37 PM (nbrY/)

131 127 The wife on his first sitcom was hot. By the way, more useless info. Sandra Bullock produced the sitcom and gave Lopez the job.
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Stop it.

Posted by: ajmojo at April 14, 2016 05:37 PM (1H9ox)

132 Nobody ever heard of him? C'mon that's a bit strange.

I thought his show was funny, but it's pretty clear he's a racist. He fired the actress who played his daughter on the show because she was the only one who wasn't hispanic (she's Albanian) and it sure had racist overtones to it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 14, 2016 05:38 PM (4ErVI)

133 Sandra Bullock produced the sitcom and gave Lopez the job.

Sandra Bullock: wonderful package, mess inside. Not lunatic like Sean Young but really messed up bondage freak probably molested as a child mess.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2016 05:38 PM (39g3+)

134 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 14, 2016 05:38 PM (4ErVI)

His wife's character was supposed to have been Cuban. Did I mention she was hot.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 14, 2016 05:39 PM (5IbVn)

135 Sandra Bullock: wonderful package, mess inside. Not lunatic like Sean Young but really messed up bondage freak probably molested as a child mess.

Never stick it in crazy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2016 05:40 PM (4dbPD)

136 >>Sandra Bullock: wonderful package, mess inside. Not lunatic like Sean Young but really messed up bondage freak probably molested as a child mess.

I heard that in Trump's voice.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2016 05:40 PM (/tuJf)

137 Does anyone know what Presdent Obama's next trip will be?? -

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Ego trip? That'd be tonight.
Drugged out trip? That'd be tomorrow.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 14, 2016 05:40 PM (+FSld)

138 Not lunatic like Sean Young

It's amazing what a big fur-lined hood, bright red lipstick, and a 40s hairstyle will do for a woman.

Posted by: pep at April 14, 2016 05:40 PM (LAe3v)

139 His wife's character was supposed to have been Cuban. Did I mention she was hot.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 14, 2016 05:39 PM (5IbVn)

I forgot to mention it too. Definitely was going to mention it. She's definitely a major reason to watch the show.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 14, 2016 05:40 PM (4ErVI)

140 I thought his show was funny, but it's pretty clear he's a racist.

Yeah I think he pretty much hates white people and black people and probably asians, too. I don't really care, a long as you're funny. He can be, but not consistently enough, and not lately. Like Chris Rock, he went downhill pretty fast under the Bush administration.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2016 05:41 PM (39g3+)

141 frauke petry is going to be the new chancellor, she's the leader of AFD. Here is her latest tweet

Oh cool. I just started following her on the twat machine.

AfD is sort of like the Tea Party, completely right and completely misunderstood.

Also, she's kind of hawt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2016 05:41 PM (1xUj/)

142 How do you know that about Bullock, her preferences

Posted by: ThunderB at April 14, 2016 05:41 PM (zOTsN)

143 Never stick it in crazy.

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Two words: Jodi Arias

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 14, 2016 05:41 PM (+FSld)

144 In too late for the last thread, so I'll drop this here. Re eye for an eye. That was not for revenge, that was to ensure justice. If our own justice system followed that Bible verse, people wouldn't be getting rich by lawsuits. Good luck getting the trial lawyers to go along with that. Related- The love of money is the root of all kinds of evil.

Posted by: Tardy at April 14, 2016 05:42 PM (Fy9KA)

145 Although it might explain the Jesse James attraction

Posted by: ThunderB at April 14, 2016 05:43 PM (zOTsN)

146 Lopez almost had an epiphany but wasn't mentally up to the task.

Posted by: mc at April 14, 2016 05:43 PM (TWinl)

147 The COURT has decided to hear the case.... I really don't think another court will then call it 'frivolous'....

and Michigan has no loser pays law (at least according to a quick internet search...).

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 14, 2016 05:24 PM (qf6WZ)

The decision to hear the case can be appealed. Not sure if this is a Federal or State court, but frivolous lawsuits do not require a loser pay law, it's a tort unto itself.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2016 05:43 PM (jJRIy)

148 I never heard Sandra was messed up. Although her marriage to scumbag Jessie James had me wondering wth she was thinking.

Posted by: Tilikum SBD KAW at April 14, 2016 05:43 PM (uhftQ)

149 How do you know that about Bullock, her preferences
Posted by: ThunderB at April 14, 2016 05:41 PM (zOTsN)

Jesse James and present boyfriend point to circumstantial evidence. Don't know about bondage but I would bet a tidy sum on being freaky. NTTIAWWT.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 14, 2016 05:44 PM (5IbVn)

150 He can start a new racist organization advocating non-payment of taxes and call it La Nada.

Hmm. I could probably find a Tejano in the woodpile.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 14, 2016 05:45 PM (evdj2)

151 How do you know that about Bullock, her preferences

She was in an article in Premier magazine that got pretty personal about the kind of stuff she likes, and it is really kinky. I suspect she's a bit of a wildcat. Unfortunately, she's one of those women that is fighting age so hard, she looks mostly plastic these days.

For a woman that is doing it right, check out Tiffani Theissen. She's had some subtle work done, but not in a way you can really tell.

http://tinyurl.com/hd4cwgv

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2016 05:45 PM (39g3+)

152
Has anyone heard who Dirty Sanchez is backing?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 14, 2016 05:45 PM (BK3ZS)

153 OT: SecNav Mabus is ignoring the rules, and will name a destroyer after lifelong (and still kicking) trough-feeder ex-(D) Senator Carl Levin.

Posted by: pep at April 14, 2016 05:46 PM (LAe3v)

154 Posted by: Tardy at April 14, 2016 05:42 PM (Fy9KA)

Islam still follows that law , literally.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 14, 2016 05:46 PM (5IbVn)

155 Kinda think there is something wrong if you are into Nazi bondage sex. Real big wrong

Posted by: ThunderB at April 14, 2016 05:46 PM (zOTsN)

156 George has had a lot of work done - almost unrecognizable. Good job though.

Sandra is prrrrrrrfect, just not the marrying kind.

Posted by: Ralph at April 14, 2016 05:47 PM (I3+56)

157
Hillary Clinton leaves Good Morning America in the lurch by pulling out of live town hall just hours before the event on Friday morning

http://goo.gl/VqsWHw

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 14, 2016 05:47 PM (iQIUe)

158 Ohio Student Nood.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 14, 2016 05:48 PM (uURQL)

159
OT --- or rather RT, meaning retro-topic:

If I were running for office and someone asked me what my favorite Bible verse was, I'd give 'em:

"Put not your trust in princes, nor in the sons of men, for in them there is no salvation."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2016 05:31 PM (T/5A0)

Oh, is that the one where Jesus then pointed at his sword and said "This. This you can trust."?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2016 05:48 PM (o98Jz)

160 Unfortunately, she's one of those women that is fighting age so hard, she looks mostly plastic these days.

There are virtually no women whose looks are enhanced by PS. Why can't these morons understand that a woman with a few years can be just as attractive to discerning, mature men? I can think of few things I'd rather less do than spend a lot of time with a 20-something in the vain hope that she'd do something nasty with me.

And no, I'm not trying to get laid.

Posted by: pep at April 14, 2016 05:48 PM (LAe3v)

161 Speaking of NATO, it might be better for the US to leave it and let the EU support it entirely. Sure that isn't going to happen but it would be interesting to see nations like Turkey defend themselves without serious fianancial, material and personnel backing from the US. Keeping in mind that Turkey is better positioned (in theory) than some small Western European nations to go it alone.

Posted by: Commissar M at April 14, 2016 05:49 PM (vcIHi)

162 Kinda think there is something wrong if you are into Nazi bondage sex. Real big wrong-----ThunderB

Qviet schvein!

Posted by: Nazi at April 14, 2016 05:49 PM (uhftQ)

163
Sandra is prrrrrrrfect, just not the marrying kind.

Yeah, she's a wild weekend, not a keeper. And not a bunny boiler either, just the kind that leaves you bleeding and bruised all over.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2016 05:50 PM (39g3+)

164 127 The wife on his first sitcom was hot.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 14, 2016 05:36 PM (5IbVn)
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And blanquita, mostly European.

The irony is that very few Americans would blink an eye at a mostly indio guy married to a blanquita. So what?

Mexicans ---I mean Mexican-Mexicans---OTOH, might find it....odd.

I'm just going by the reaction of a couple of white Mexican friends. (I'm not Mexican myself.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2016 05:50 PM (T/5A0)

165 153 OT: SecNav Mabus is ignoring the rules, and will name a destroyer after lifelong (and still kicking) trough-feeder ex-(D) Senator Carl Levin.
Posted by: pep at April 14, 2016 05:46 PM (LAe3v)

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You should see him twerk at the unveiling...

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=65251

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 14, 2016 05:52 PM (rlfds)

166 "I can think of few things I'd rather less do than spend a lot of time with a 20-something in the vain hope that she'd do something nasty with me."

Define a lot.

Posted by: mc at April 14, 2016 05:54 PM (TWinl)

167 "There are virtually no women whose looks are enhanced by PS."- pep

It sure couldn't hurt Lena Dunham!

Posted by: Commissar M at April 14, 2016 06:18 PM (vcIHi)

168 He's got a new show coming out. I saw a commercial for it where the funny bit is when he has his friend, a paroled convict, threaten a white guy.

Maybe in a future episode they'll have a funny bit where he and his friends go around be breaking the windows of white people's homes and businesses.

Posted by: Glen at April 14, 2016 06:28 PM (lVtPP)

169 Daughter & Mom (from his first show) broke my suspension of disbelief since they were gorgeous and he isn't anywhere near their level on the attractiveness scale.

Not surprised about his racism though.

Posted by: WinBSDAdmin at April 14, 2016 06:51 PM (B11vO)

170 Expulsion from Europe? Does that mean it's time for Christendom to reclaim Constantinople?

Posted by: gm at April 14, 2016 08:00 PM (4ueYo)

171 I agree on booting Turkey. And to think there are idiots who want Turkey in the EU, too.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at April 14, 2016 08:02 PM (aD2BN)

172 Yes Lopez dumped his long time wife after she gave him a kidney. Total jerk, alcoholic too I read.

Posted by: Pj at April 14, 2016 08:36 PM (3iN/4)

173 Can't imagine what current presidential candidate would be open to both overhauling NATO and restricting the growth of Islam!

What do you think, guys? Definitely Cruz, right?

Posted by: Doodads at April 14, 2016 11:35 PM (zJFWF)

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