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Judge Allows Case to Go Forward In Tough Decision Against Brandeis University

Universities continue putting students into rape courts for things which are plainly not rapes, and furthermore, continuing denying them the most basic due process during these kangaroo courts.

One ridiculous example of this is going on at Brandeis, where one gay guy looked askance at things that happened during their sexual relationship, post break-up, and decided they constituted unwanted sexual conduct.

The unwanted sexual contacts that "John Doe" was found guilty were:

* Putting his hand on the complainant "JC's" groin at a movie date, without verbal consent. (The two had consensual sex the next day.)

* Sometimes waking up JC during their relationship by kissing him, without consent. (As he was sleeping -- consent can't be had.)

* Sometimes looking at JC's private areas during their relationship, while showering. I assume without consent, though if you're showering with someone, well.

* Attempting to perform an act of oral sex on JC during their relationship, which JC didn't want. They fought about it, then later made up.

Take out the gay aspect of the relationship here, and this is pretty much what happens in every relationship. As far as the "putting the hand on the groin" -- at some point, someone initiates sexual contact.

Apparently at Brandeis, it's a crime to try to get to second base.

At some point, they broke up. JC began drinking a lot, and also attending -- I'm not kidding -- "sexual assault workshops," which apparently spurred him to look at their relationship in a whole new rapey light.

On this basis, while denying John Doe the right to know what the charges were against him, to question the complaining witness, etc:

Among other things, under the new procedure,

* the accused was not entitled to know the details of the charges;

* the accused was not entitled to see the evidence;

* the accused was not entitled to counsel;

* the accused was not entitled to confront and cross-examine the accuser;

* the accused was not entitled to cross-examine any other witnesses;

* the Special Examiner prepared a detailed report, which the accused was not
permitted to see until the entire process had concluded; and

* the Special Examiner’s decision as to the "responsibility" (that is, guilt) of the
accused was essentially final, with limited appellate review--among other things,
the decision could not be overturned on the ground that it was incorrect, unfair,
arbitrary, or unsupported by the evidence

Making this even worse was the litany of things the Special Examiner found could not be relevant and could not be admitted in the hearing:

Among other things, the Special Examiner based her findings on the following assumptions:

* that the long delay in reporting the alleged misconduct, and the failure to make
any contemporaneous complaint, had no bearing at all on J.C.'s credibility;

* that the existence of a 21-month-long relationship was irrelevant to any of the
issues in the case, including the issue of consent;

* that John's kissing of J.C. while he was asleep constituted sexual misconduct,
because a person who is sleeping is incapacitated and therefore not capable of
giving express consent; and

* that J.C.'s abuse of alcohol after the relationship ended bolstered his credibility,
on the ground that victims of sexual assault may abuse substances as a
consequence of the assault

Bolstered his credibility, rather than undermined it, because victims of a 21-month-long rape start hitting the sauce, I guess.

No mention of how the "sexual assault workshops" factored into JC's thinking.

Brandeis found John Doe guilty of violating the campus provisions against sexual assault.

John Doe is now suing Brandeis for, essentially, having branded him a sexual predator in a kangaroo court, and Brandeis moved for the court to dismiss the lawsuit for failure to state any claim.

The court refused to do so -- and furthermore seemed to tip its hand that it thinks John Doe's case is not only legally meritorious, but likely to prevail at trial.

KC Johnson -- the academic who uncovered the fraud in the Crystal Gayle Mangum hoax rape case -- is continuing to document these abuses, and has put up key sections of the ruling with some brief commentary.

One question I have is: Would the court have been so sympathetic to John Doe if JC were a woman? That is, is this just a case of the PC hierarchy of Preferred Persons being preferred? Had John Doe tried to get to second base with a girl on a date, and sometimes woken her up with kisses in the morning, would courts have been more sympathetic to poor JC's plight?

But even if that's the case, the ruling as written must be taken to apply to all similarly-situated persons. It could protect a man accused of touching a girl's tit during a make-out session, or even protect a girl accused of making a power move to the guy's junk during the same make-out session.

Who knows what our lunatic ruling class will actually do with it, though.

One thing to always keep in mind: Colleges are not just doing this on their own initiative. The Obama Administration effectively ordered them to do this with its notorious "Dear Colleague" letter, instructing colleges that they had better begin installing exciting new kangaroo court innovations unless they wanted to be found in violation of Title IX and lose their federal funding.

Posted by: Ace at 05:03 PM




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1 Yeah new thread

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2016 05:01 PM (1J6E6)

2 foist?

Posted by: Satan of Blutwurst Vt at April 04, 2016 05:01 PM (qSIlh)

3 You'd think Congress would act to reform Title IX, and screw over institutions that are overwhelming liberal to begin with.

Posted by: Iblis at April 04, 2016 05:04 PM (9221z)

4 rats.

" Sometimes looking at JC's private areas during their relationship, while showering. I assume without consent, though if you're showering with someone, well."

maybe JC should were a dress and wig and use the women's locker room. At least he wouldn't be looking any anyone else, unless someone else who was assigned the male gender at birth got the same idea.

Posted by: Satan of Blutwurst Vt at April 04, 2016 05:04 PM (qSIlh)

5 Why any young decent man would want to go to a university without his lawyer I'll never know.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2016 05:04 PM (1J6E6)

6 "Special Examiner" fuck off with the totalitarian court titles, wtf.

Goodnight horde. I leave the gay rape jokes in your capable hands.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 04, 2016 05:05 PM (xuouz)

7 "Someone must have slandered Josef K., for one morning, without having done anything truly wrong, he was arrested."

"But I'm not guilty," said K. "there's been a mistake ... "That is true" said the priest "but that is how the guilty speak."

Kafka, The Trial

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 04, 2016 05:05 PM (r1fLd)

8
I stopped reading after the littany of homo-erotica.

Cliffs?

Posted by: intellectual nudity at April 04, 2016 05:06 PM (ro1q5)

9 What do yo call Gay Rape?

Grape!

Posted by: zombie at April 04, 2016 05:06 PM (jBuUi)

10 Sorry Satan of Blutwurst I've got a first streak to keep working on.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2016 05:06 PM (1J6E6)

11 The only solution to this madness is John Kasich.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2016 05:06 PM (4ErVI)

12 I dropped a bar of soap in the prison shower and got graped!

Posted by: zombie at April 04, 2016 05:06 PM (jBuUi)

13 * Sometimes looking at JC's private areas during their relationship, while showering. I assume without consent, though if you're showering with someone, well.


Now THAT is beyond all norms of civilized human behavior. BTW, how'd her private areas look? Hardwood or carpet? And how many private areas did she have?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2016 05:06 PM (5E5Ie)

14 Take out the gay aspect of the relationship here, and this is pretty much what happens in every relationship. As far as the "putting the hand on the groin" -- at some point, someone initiates sexual contact.

Apparently at Brandeis, it's a crime to try to get to second base.



To be fair, groin is third base. Point still stands though.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2016 05:06 PM (NsI03)

15 Take out the gay aspect of the relationship here, and this is pretty much what happens in every relationship. As far as the "putting the hand on the groin" -- at some point, someone initiates sexual contact.

Apparently at Brandeis, it's a crime to try to get to second base.



To be fair, groin is third base. Point still stands though.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2016 05:06 PM (NsI03)

So your saying Ace failed Sex Ed, Math, or Gym?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 04, 2016 05:08 PM (mw8Dm)

16 He had sex, and now he's fvcked.

Used to be, those were one and the same.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 04, 2016 05:08 PM (McRlu)

17 Does is say if the accused was the pitcher or the catcher?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 04, 2016 05:09 PM (mw8Dm)

18 Your Honor, we had a written contract that expressly permitted "Visual Inspection of the Junkal Region" but it got all wet in the shower.

Posted by: John Doe at April 04, 2016 05:09 PM (5E5Ie)

19 So your saying Ace failed Sex Ed, Math, or Gym?




Um, I plead the fifth, your honor!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2016 05:09 PM (NsI03)

20 You left out the other sexual allegation.

JC wanted to be a top and John Doe always made him be a bottom.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 04, 2016 05:09 PM (KEA7I)

21 21 month relationship and now he decides he was being raped? I mean was he held in a locked room or something.... Perverts gotta pervert I guess....

Posted by: donna at April 04, 2016 05:09 PM (O2RFr)

22 And here I thought Goofy Grape was drink mix.

Not homosexual activity in a mental hospital.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 04, 2016 05:09 PM (0cMkb)

23 Who is to say one man's second base is not a nother man's third?

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2016 05:09 PM (1J6E6)

24 a girl accused of making a power move to the guy's junk

I'm intrigued.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 04, 2016 05:09 PM (evdj2)

25 So Brandies, a "Jewish" College hates both Sex and Jews?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 04, 2016 05:09 PM (mw8Dm)

26 Oh. It was a he. I'll respectfully withdraw my previous comment now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2016 05:10 PM (5E5Ie)

27 So, according to these criteria, every single gay guy in every bathhouse and tearoom since the beginning of time has raped every other gay guy.

"Anonymous" wordless sex used to be the point of the urban gay sex scene. Now it is nonstop mass rape.

Posted by: zombie at April 04, 2016 05:10 PM (jBuUi)

28 * that John's kissing of J.C. while he was asleep constituted sexual misconduct, because a person who is sleeping is incapacitated and therefore not capable of giving express consent;


Yeah. With my previous girlfriend I would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night to find her going down on me. Or better.

She had blanket consent. There's nothing hotter in the world.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 04, 2016 05:10 PM (1xUj/)

29
Apparently at Brandeis, it's a crime to try to get to second base.









I think the Cleveland Indians have the same rule.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 04, 2016 05:10 PM (SHfcd)

30 If I had a child, which I do not, thank Ghod, I would not support sending him to college. If he still went then I would provide a stipend for 'professional' companionship as this would be safer and fundamentally more honest than what they've turned society into.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at April 04, 2016 05:10 PM (3Mimg)

31 You didn't protected gay rapists when you weren't a Cruz supporter.

The evil just creeps into the cracks...

Posted by: jwest at April 04, 2016 05:10 PM (Zs4uk)

32
How close are we to living out those silly sci-fi futuristic movie scenes in which the accused stands under a spotlight in a pitch-black room, answering ludicrous charges from booming faceless voices of Authorit?

And each time the accused tries to answer, the faceless judges yell in unison, "SILENCE!"

Posted by: intellectual nudity at April 04, 2016 05:10 PM (ro1q5)

33 I think Stacy McCain may have understated things when he warned college guys to stay away from college girls.

Now all we need is a case involving two women and then a case involving a sheep farmer near the agricultural college, and the circle will be complete.

Posted by: Satan of Blutwurst Vt at April 04, 2016 05:11 PM (qSIlh)

34 "Federal funding" seems to be the root of quite a lot of insanity

Posted by: brak at April 04, 2016 05:11 PM (MJuTN)

35 Even we don't have courts like THAT.

Posted by: A Kangaroo at April 04, 2016 05:11 PM (5E5Ie)

36 branded him a sexual predator in a kangaroo court,

I don't even know how straight kangaroos have sex. And I really don't want to know about gay kangaroos. I'd bet there is a convention though.

Posted by: DaveA at April 04, 2016 05:12 PM (DL2i+)

37 re 25: Brandeis is Jewish like Vt's Sen Senile is Jewish.

Posted by: Satan of Blutwurst Vt at April 04, 2016 05:12 PM (qSIlh)

38
And I really don't want to know about gay kangaroos.

Posted by: DaveA at April 04, 2016 05:12 PM (DL2i+)








Promiscuous as hell. They hop from bed to bed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 04, 2016 05:13 PM (SHfcd)

39
This isn't a trial, mock or otherwise -- it's a tribunal.


Posted by: intellectual nudity at April 04, 2016 05:13 PM (ro1q5)

40 A gay guy, a lawyer and a kangaroo walk into a bar...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2016 05:13 PM (5E5Ie)

41 Brandeis is Jewish like Vt's Sen Senile is Jewish.
Posted by: Satan of Blutwurst Vt at April 04, 2016 05:12 PM (qSIlh)


Good Point...I'll give ya that one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 04, 2016 05:13 PM (mw8Dm)

42 At some point, they broke up. JC began drinking a lot, and also attending -- I'm not kidding -- "sexual assault workshops," which apparently spurred him to look at their relationship in a whole new rapey light.

----

This is the cult.
Cult dynamics at work here.

Posted by: @votermom at April 04, 2016 05:14 PM (nbrY/)

43 Wait, so you're saying the entire courtroom was composed of Ritz Crackers?

Posted by: zombie at April 04, 2016 05:14 PM (jBuUi)

44 Cur@29

Beautifully stated.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 04, 2016 05:14 PM (+dh7Q)

45 Who knows what our lunatic ruling class will actually do with it, though.

^^^
Pretty much this. This crap is insanity. There should be a clear line of demarcation that defines rape and sexual assault Essentially, if someone forces themselves on you and you said no, it's assault or rape. If you look back on your consensual sexual and general relationship activity months later and decide you're pissy about it, sorry about your luck, but you don't get to accuse someone of being a sexual predator because you are mad at him or her, or are in a bad mood, or you're looking for something to make you special (which I think the fake victimhood people like this "JC" douche are doing). Rape and sexual assault are very real and serious things and they're horrific and this bullshit where we're just allowing people to take out pissy little revenge crusades on folks they don't like or have had a falling out with by accusing them of something horrific.

Lunacy. It's sheer lunacy and I'm horrified that it's being enabled.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at April 04, 2016 05:15 PM (KkVB6)

46 80% of university courses can be replaced by YouTube videos and comment sections.

The rest are tech/voc things, properly seen (even if some of it is called "research").

Simply cutting the vast majority of their funding may be the only way of re-imposing reality on the process.

And it's not "just in schools," this kind of crap is creeping off-campus into law, or trying to, in various states.

Sorry, I checked the amended schedule, I'm supposed to be hysterically overreacting, not pessimistic.

WAAAARRRGGHARBBBBLLLEEEE!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2016 05:15 PM (wB8Tg)

47 Perhaps you should update to include that FIRE is seeking a plaintiff to sue the Dept. of Ed. for violating the Administrative Procedures Act.
They pretty much have a slam-dunk case.

The question is, how come not one damned university stood up and said, "Like hell we are doing this to our students?"

Except to note they would have if they weren't rife through with the extreme far leftists who agree that all sex is rape.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 04, 2016 05:15 PM (fQ/0p)

48 This is all happening because Bush lied to our Black Presdent and Black Lives did not matter when he was presdent. We should send Bush to Mexico and ask the government of Mexico pay for it whether they like it or not.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 04, 2016 05:15 PM (KRuzk)

49 Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2016 05:09 PM (1J6E6)
At least we now know what ace considers second base.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 04, 2016 05:15 PM (txMwu)

50 Someone needs to lose a few million dollars on these shit cases and things might change.

Rape is a criminal act and no one but law enforcement should ever be involved. Period. Cops and prosecutors would laugh this case out of court - though it would never make it that far!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 04, 2016 05:16 PM (so+oy)

51 Now wait one cotton picking minute here. I am just a simple peanut farmer and have no idea what y'all are taking about.

Posted by: Jimmy "JC" Carter at April 04, 2016 05:16 PM (X7E8f)

52 Toby's Rule: If it wasn't reported to the Police, it wasn't rape.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 04, 2016 05:16 PM (evdj2)

53 "It could protect a man accused of touching a girl's tit with his little sausage fingers during a make-out session"

FIFY

Posted by: The Donald at April 04, 2016 05:17 PM (V2QDI)

54 The question is, how come not one damned university stood up and said, "Like hell we are doing this to our students?"
***
The point of the left is to make the left stronger. Since the left controls the government, all leftists are obligated to follow government "suggestions" even if they are obviously insane.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 04, 2016 05:17 PM (X7E8f)

55
The tribal Left has grossly broadened the definitions of:

racism
torture
rape
the rich
"attack"
misogyny
citizen
eligible voter
taxpayer
and, especially, worker

Posted by: intellectual nudity at April 04, 2016 05:17 PM (ro1q5)

56 >>> How close are we to living out those silly sci-fi futuristic movie scenes in which the accused stands under a spotlight in a pitch-black room, answering ludicrous charges from booming faceless voices of Authorit?

And each time the accused tries to answer, the faceless judges yell in unison, "SILENCE!"
*****

That would require too much in the way of thought and organization. Or, shorter version, it would be boring to the masses.

We are now ruled by reality TV entertainment standards in all things. Idiocracy courts will be the model.

Hmmm... and right on que: http://tinyurl.com/hop6nuw

Posted by: Damiano at April 04, 2016 05:18 PM (XItbt)

57 re 30: reminds me of a joke I heard a couple of decades ago.

College boy wires his father: Dad, need a guinea pig for science class, pls wire 30 dollars

father wires back, sorry hours cut at the plant recently, here's 20 bucks, get yourself a nice Polish girl.

(are we still allowed to tell jokes like that?)

Posted by: Satan of Blutwurst Vt at April 04, 2016 05:18 PM (qSIlh)

58 Toby's Rule: If it wasn't reported to the Police, it wasn't rape.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 04, 2016 05:16 PM (evdj2)

That is actually Cruz rule. That's the amendment he submitted that unfortunately spread the meme he was against abortion in cases of rape.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 04, 2016 05:18 PM (KEA7I)

59 Tried m best. Could not read the whole thing. Stomach problems I guess...or homophobia most likely...oh and h8r.

Posted by: Tootenkamen at April 04, 2016 05:19 PM (UO+lc)

60 That's one essay I'm just not reading all the way through.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2016 05:19 PM (fiGNd)

61 The Amherst case may be the worst. Guy was expelled because his roommate's slutty girlfriend blew him while he was passed out drunk. She then texted another guy for a booty call, which I suspect got passed around campus which led to her having Deep Regret which could only be expiated by her burning someone.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 04, 2016 05:20 PM (r1fLd)

62 And I really don't want to know about gay kangaroos.
Posted by: DaveA at April 04, 2016 05:12 PM


Then you may not want to know about gay kangalleros, either.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 04, 2016 05:20 PM (ml1PM)

63 59 Tried m best. Could not read the whole thing. Stomach problems I guess...or homophobia most likely...oh and h8r.

I read it... The typical perv stuff....

Posted by: donna at April 04, 2016 05:20 PM (O2RFr)

64 75

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at April 04, 2016 05:21 PM (GZSho)

65 re 46:
80% of university courses can be replaced by YouTube videos and comment sections.

The rest are tech/voc things, properly seen (even if some of it is called "research").

Simply cutting the vast majority of their funding may be the only way of re-imposing reality on the process.

------------------

I suspect this is one reason Sanders wants free public college. Easier to force this crap on students and others.

Posted by: Satan of Blutwurst Vt at April 04, 2016 05:21 PM (qSIlh)

66 65

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at April 04, 2016 05:21 PM (GZSho)

67 Our system needs to be replaced when authorities judge a normal human behavior to be criminal that they've all done a thousand times with their own spouses.

How do these college administrator hypocrites live with themselves?

Posted by: Global Warming made Bernie a commie at April 04, 2016 05:21 PM (Z+7WE)

68 I'm not good at this game.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at April 04, 2016 05:22 PM (GZSho)

69 Star Chambers are alive, well, and thriving in our colleges. The only thing missing now is the bullet to the back of the head while they are walking you back to your cell.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 04, 2016 05:22 PM (9iR5/)

70 (are we still allowed to tell jokes like that?)

Judges????

Posted by: tu3031 at April 04, 2016 05:22 PM (YFFpo)

71 I rule that if Kate Upton sits on my lap and wiggles I'm legally allowed to lay a kiss on her that curls her toes

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 05:23 PM (39g3+)

72 The Practical ScoggDog thinks the major implication of this will be ...

... just like work, don't screw around with fellow Collegians. Which sucks - I really enjoyed my screwing around with fellow Collegians.

But rest assured, young 18-22 lads - there are plenty of off-campus shagging opportunities.

Bonus ... a couple years of 18-22 lads observing the above suggestion ... and women's groups will be BEGGING to shit can these new, stupid rules.

I kid you not. Begging.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2016 05:23 PM (fiGNd)

73 Thanks Donna, you're strong.I feel he need to bleach my brain after some imagery.

Posted by: Tootenkamen at April 04, 2016 05:23 PM (UO+lc)

74 Can I sue my right hand now? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 04, 2016 05:23 PM (FA79U)

75
One thing to keep in mind is that the university is the commie cocksuckers' laboratory. Everything they want to impose on us is implemented here first. Mainly because they can just do it, without all of that pesky lawmaking stuff that takes forever.

So, mandatory dorms, speech codes etc.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 04, 2016 05:23 PM (SHfcd)

76 It's almost like someone read Kafka's "The Trial" and thought it was a blueprint, not a warning.

Posted by: some1 at April 04, 2016 05:23 PM (S5LAZ)

77 Wharrbargl !

Posted by: Wharrbargl ! at April 04, 2016 05:24 PM (UHWHT)

78 How do these college administrator hypocrites live with themselves?
Posted by: Global Warming made Bernie a commie at April 04, 2016 05:21 PM (Z+7WE)


Those who can't, Teach
Those who can't teach, Administrate!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 04, 2016 05:24 PM (mw8Dm)

79 He would have reported the rape sooner but by a really weird accident according to the ER report, his rape whistle wound up in his anal cavity.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 04, 2016 05:24 PM (KEA7I)

80
I'd never make it through college today.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 04, 2016 05:24 PM (RcpcZ)

81 Speaking of second base, I'm getting married soon.
Here's to hoping! (might even try to steal third...)

Posted by: IP at April 04, 2016 05:24 PM (aQQbl)

82 So your saying Ace failed Sex Ed, Math, or Gym?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Yes.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 04, 2016 05:25 PM (qgCFD)

83 Who knows what our lunatic ruling class will actually do with it, though.


Don't say you weren't warned.

Posted by: The Founding Fathers at April 04, 2016 05:25 PM (LAe3v)

84
Everyone fancies themselves a greek god of social justice today.

Rapules, the god of rape justice.
Bigotricles, the god of bigotry justice.
Affluenzies, the god of wealth distribution.
Gopercles, the demigod of deceit and cowardice.

Meanwhile, the rest of us are mere subjects to their whimsy.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at April 04, 2016 05:25 PM (ro1q5)

85 Lest we forget, Marco Rubio was going to join in Kirsten Gillibrand's bill to further legitimize this nonsense.

In one dystopian future US of A, I can see Gillibrand winning the Presidency.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 04, 2016 05:25 PM (r1fLd)

86 re 71: if Kate Upton sits on my lap, I will sue her for the heart failure that is sure to follow.
Yow. Tumblr feminists must hate her, encouraging guys to look at her and daydream and all that icky stuff.

Posted by: Satan of Blutwurst Vt at April 04, 2016 05:25 PM (qSIlh)

87
The "showering" reminds me of the gal who was in Africa in a hostel and asked a guy if she could shower with him and then complained when they had sex. She was also into chalk. Coincidence???

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 04, 2016 05:25 PM (iQIUe)

88 California now has a law that any college police department MUST publicize any reported sexual assault allegations -- issue press releases, talk to the press, etc.. Not a recommendation that they do so -- they MUST do so by law.

At the same time, another new law states that unconnected third parties can report what they believe were rapes that occurred (i.e. if you heard about it third hand, you can report it).

The end result now is that feminist groups have a direct pipeline to the front page of the campus newspapers. All they have to do is send the campus cops a report about a "rape" at a frat, and basically by law that report will end up as an article on the front page.

So there was a barrage a obviously hoax rape reports, all breathlessly reported, but none ever prosecuted, because they were totally fake.

A month or two back the absurdity reached its culmination when an article appeared in the Daily Californian that was headlined something like "Rape at Frat XYZ," but when you read the article, it said, "A third party reported a rape occurred at Frat XYZ on Friday night. When questioned about the incident, the reporting party, a representative of the Sexual Assault Awareness Network, said, "While this particular incident may or may not have happened, this is the kind of thing that happens in general, so we reported that there was a rape as a way sending a warning to womyn everywhere to be careful when you go to frat parties, because those dudes are straight-up rapists!"

End times, I tell you. End times.

Posted by: zombie at April 04, 2016 05:25 PM (jBuUi)

89 "79 He would have reported the rape sooner but by a really weird accident according to the ER report, his rape whistle wound up in his anal cavity."


That whistle was loud. Believe me.

Posted by: The gerbil at April 04, 2016 05:25 PM (OD2ni)

90 IllTC,,

"Commie Cocksuckers laboratory". I'm stealing it. Just asyin'. Thanks.

Posted by: Tootenkamen at April 04, 2016 05:25 PM (UO+lc)

91 I'd never make it through college today.

If they had this bullshit when I was going to college, everybody I know would be up before kangaroo court. Everybody.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 04, 2016 05:26 PM (YFFpo)

92 Parents can stop this.

Send snowflake to a trade school.

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2016 05:26 PM (mR7Es)

93 Speaking of second base, I'm getting married soon.
Here's to hoping! (might even try to steal third...)


Unlike baseball ... the game never ends, but the at-bats dry up pretty quickly.

Must I teach you the parable about the jug, the nickel, and the dime ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2016 05:26 PM (fiGNd)

94 Posted by: Ignoramus at April 04, 2016 05:05 PM (r1fLd)

On TMC right now.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2016 05:27 PM (48QDY)

95 The question is, how come not one damned university stood up and said, "Like hell we are doing this to our students?"

1) Fear of title IX violations and cut off federal funding and/or civil rights suits
2) Approval of leftist ideology and gender politics
3) Faculty filled with the hardest left people on earth who know this only advances the cause
4) Fear of student uprisings which causes losses in donations and alumni approval

That's my guess.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 05:27 PM (39g3+)

96 Rape! Rape everywhere!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at April 04, 2016 05:27 PM (0mRoj)

97 So, apparently the Plains Indians considered touching a woman's gentalia to be equivalent to sexual intercourse. A girl was considered to have lost her virginity if some guy touched her down there - families sometimes tied their daughters' legs together at night to keep someone from creeping into the tepee and ravishing her in that way, and sometimes warriors would touch their female captives.

File under: Weird things you learn when reading about rock art


Maybe the universities are going native...

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 04, 2016 05:28 PM (bZ7mE)

98
One, I cant believe this bullshit has been allowed to continue as long as it has. Should have been challenged in court from the get go.

Two, who the hell comes up with these rules? When does kissing someone in their sleep when they are in your bed naked amount to unwanted touching? Sheesh, they take the joy out of everything.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 04, 2016 05:28 PM (iQIUe)

99 Cocksucka!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at April 04, 2016 05:28 PM (LA7Cm)

100 3 You'd think Congress would act to reform Title IX...
Posted by: Iblis at April 04, 2016 05:04 PM (9221z)
---------------
Yeah, you would think so --- except that they may be clueless about what Obama is doing with it.
Or, if not clueless, they just don't want to make it an issue because it scares them.

Imagine what the MSM would do if the GOP went after Title IX. Anti-women! Pro-rape! Setting back the clock on women's rights!
It wouldn't matter if all they did was make the slightest, tiniest adjustments to protect the accused. The media would mislead the public and whip up hysteria.

*sigh* So they are cowards.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 04, 2016 05:28 PM (T/5A0)

101 My favorite "charge" is looking at His private parts while He showered...... Without permission...

Posted by: donna at April 04, 2016 05:28 PM (O2RFr)

102 >>> 80% of university courses can be replaced by YouTube videos and comment sections.
****

Not just replaced. Drastically improved.

Aside from medical doctors, law, and a few hard sciences, the entirely of "higher" education could be eliminated entirely to the benefit of... everything people are expecting politicians to solve.

Couple this with the immediate elimination of all welfare, entitlement and related government programs and we'd have economic growth and weath creation across all demographics so fast and to such a massive extent that the population of the earth would be diagnosed with whiplash... and they'd have the money to pay for their own neck brace and be back to work in an hour.

Posted by: Damiano at April 04, 2016 05:28 PM (XItbt)

103
"Commie Cocksuckers laboratory". I'm stealing it. Just asyin'. Thanks.

Posted by: Tootenkamen at April 04, 2016 05:25 PM (UO+lc)








Have at it. I'll admit to having a particular fondness for that word, it sounds dirty, insulting and sordid all at the same time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 04, 2016 05:29 PM (SHfcd)

104 My favorite "charge" is looking at His private parts while He showered...... Without permission...


Suddenly it's just the art thread, eyes up here big boy..

Posted by: IP at April 04, 2016 05:29 PM (aQQbl)

105 Rapules, the god of rape justice

You don't even want to know what the seven labors of Rapules involved.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 05:29 PM (39g3+)

106 What I want a President to do is to revoke Title IX with an Executive Order, then throw all the pages of the code into a pile at an Ivy League "Safe Space", and start a bonfire with it

Posted by: kbdabear at April 04, 2016 05:30 PM (9hYrP)

107 Couple this with the immediate elimination of all welfare, entitlement
and related government programs and we'd have economic growth and weath
creation across all demographics so fast and to such a massive extent
that the population of the earth would be diagnosed with whiplash...


As long as we're talking about fantasies, I really enjoyed the hippos and crocs dancing in Fantasia.

Posted by: pep at April 04, 2016 05:30 PM (LAe3v)

108 But rest assured, young 18-22 lads - there are plenty of off-campus shagging opportunities.

Bonus ... a couple years of 18-22 lads observing the above suggestion ... and women's groups will be BEGGING to shit can these new, stupid rules.


Students! Visit rickb's House Of Love and Beer Barn. Just two blocks off campus!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2016 05:30 PM (NsI03)

109 You don't even want to know what the seven labors of Rapules involved.

Meh ... pikers compared to the Four Cocksmen of the Rapocalypse.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2016 05:30 PM (fiGNd)

110 Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 04, 2016 05:31 PM (myrZ+)

111 Thanks Ill and yes it does. With "Commie" it just sings.

Posted by: Tootenkamen at April 04, 2016 05:31 PM (UO+lc)

112 I was surprised the german guy lost his lawsuit against Columbia. They shd have expelled the bitch bc she harassed him for years.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 04, 2016 05:31 PM (iQIUe)

113 Immediately kill everyone involved, all the way to the top of Brandeis U's administration.

Problem solved.



What? We were all thinking it!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 04, 2016 05:31 PM (QWtgr)

114 I'm so glad that

a. I went to college in the 90s when this insanity didn't exist

b. I have no boys that will have to deal with this shit when they go to college

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 04, 2016 05:31 PM (0LHZx)

115 Parents can stop this.

And yet parents who really ought to know better keep sending their kids to these asylums to be wrecked. And don't tell me "my child is different, they were prepared better!" because some of it sinks in no matter who they are. And in the process, you've sent a half million to make these scumbags able to keep doing what they do.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 05:31 PM (39g3+)

116 Students! Visit rickb's House Of Love and Beer Barn. Just two blocks off campus!

I was thinking of ScoggDog's House of Carnal Delights myself. Care to go joint-venture ? I ain't greedy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2016 05:32 PM (fiGNd)

117
I gotta go so I'm gonna try to post something that resulted in error codes before. Somebody (Ace?) needs to dig into this further because it's potentially far worse for Hillary than her emails.

I hope somebody connects the dots on the Panama Papers:

Soon after taking office in 2009, Obama and his secretary of state -- who is currently the Democratic presidential front-runner -- pushing for the passage of stalled free trade agreements (FTAs) Panama, Columbia and South Korea that opponents said would make it more difficult to crack down on Panama's very low income tax rate, banking secrecy laws and history of noncooperation with foreign partners.

...Upon Congress ratifying the pact, Clinton issued a statement lauding the agreement, saying it and other deals with Columbia and South Korea "will make it easier for American companies to sell their products." She added "The Obama administration is constantly working to deepen our economic engagement throughout the world, and these agreements are an example of that commitment."


http://tinyurl.com/zjcz73g

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 04, 2016 05:32 PM (RcpcZ)

118 "So, apparently the Plains Indians considered touching a woman's gentalia to be equivalent to sexual intercourse. A girl was considered to have lost her virginity if some guy touched her down there -"


The girl then had to wear a dirty nose star.

Posted by: Lone Wattie at April 04, 2016 05:32 PM (OD2ni)

119
Sounds pretty gay.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2016 05:32 PM (HgMAr)

120 "then a case involving a sheep farmer near the agricultural college"

Keith Olbermann, call your agent. And your attorney.

"Brandeis is Jewish like Vt's Sen Senile is Jewish."

Or like most of today's "Christian" schools are Christian.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at April 04, 2016 05:33 PM (/GueG)

121 My favorite "charge" is looking at His private parts while He showered...... Without permission...>>>

Will the landlord be in court next for the broken bathroom lock?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 04, 2016 05:33 PM (P/aDH)

122 Students! Visit rickb's House Of Love and Beer Barn. Just two blocks off campus!

I was thinking of ScoggDog's House of Carnal Delights myself. Care to go joint-venture ? I ain't greedy.



Deal!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2016 05:33 PM (NsI03)

123 Sheesh, they take the joy out of everything.


In the world of leftist fascism that's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2016 05:33 PM (5E5Ie)

124 'Sudden Prude Syndrome'

aka SDS

aka $D$


Posted by: Mortimer at April 04, 2016 05:33 PM (nVQ5J)

125 Here's your kangaroo factoid for the thread:

Unlike cows, kangaroos release virtually no methane via exhalation, eructation, or flatulation. The hydrogen produced in their digestive fermentation is converted into acetate, which is then used metabolically.

Next time someone remarks you should go vegetarian, since cows are warming up the place, expound on the benefits of substituting kangaroo meat, which also has a better lipid profile.

The askance looks they give you as they depart are a small price to pay in return for their hopping away ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 04, 2016 05:34 PM (ml1PM)

126 It's atrocious that convicted actual rapists in maximum security prisons have far more rights than a male college student

Posted by: kbdabear at April 04, 2016 05:34 PM (9hYrP)

127 Write this down ... April 4, 2016, 5:35 PM ...

... ScoggDog Said ...

... In another twenty years, these charges will be brought against heterosexual boys and girls who brusquely REFUSE the advances of homosexuals on campus.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2016 05:34 PM (fiGNd)

128 The girl then had to wear a dirty nose star.

Among some tribes an unchaste woman had her right to wear a nose recinded.

Lovely bunch.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 04, 2016 05:34 PM (bZ7mE)

129 that negotiable young lady in the art thread earlier today had her safe spaces violated by man eyes without prior written consent forms.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 05:35 PM (39g3+)

130
Aw shiat -- I fukced it all up retyping the whole thing.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 04, 2016 05:35 PM (RcpcZ)

131 And it takes one of the "protected class" for the courts to do something. You think if this a straight female accusing a straight man, they would have done something? No, it takes a gay guy.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 04, 2016 05:35 PM (iQIUe)

132 >>>
Students! Visit rickb's House Of Love and Beer Barn. Just two blocks off campus!

>> I was thinking of ScoggDog's House of Carnal Delights myself. Care to go joint-venture ? I ain't greedy.




May I propose Duncanthrax's Bar and Card Room?

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 04, 2016 05:36 PM (ml1PM)

133 So oogeling is a no no with liberals, but coed bathrooms are A - OK?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 04, 2016 05:36 PM (mw8Dm)

134 California now has a law that any college police department MUST publicize any reported sexual assault allegations -- issue press releases, talk to the press, etc.. Not a recommendation that they do so -- they MUST do so by law


Unless the "rapist" agrees to have a scarlet "R" tattooed onto his forehead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2016 05:36 PM (5E5Ie)

135 Posted by: Lone Wattie at April 04, 2016 05:32 PM (OD2ni)

That would have been pretty. That's what auto correct wanted. I'm convinced you did type scar but auto correct is an evil AI program who changes things to what it wants.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 04, 2016 05:36 PM (KEA7I)

136 "My favorite "charge" is looking at His private parts while He showered...... Without permission..."

then he should have showered with his pants on...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 04, 2016 05:37 PM (Pj+xp)

137 May I propose Duncanthrax's Bar and Card Room? Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

I used to have a TomCat Tavern hat that said the same thing. My mom LOVED it ... not.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2016 05:37 PM (fiGNd)

138 And in the process, you've sent a half million to make these scumbags able to keep doing what they do.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 05:31 PM (39g3+)

___

Very few people actually pay full tuition, especially at the Ivies. Example, at Harvard any kid whose parents make $100K or less pays $0 tuition.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 04, 2016 05:37 PM (0LHZx)

139 In another twenty years, these charges will be brought against heterosexual boys and girls who brusquely REFUSE the advances of homosexuals on campus.

Or refuse at all. Or raise their hand in a gesture that is interpreted as refusal.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 05:37 PM (39g3+)

140
80% of university courses can be replaced by YouTube videos and comment sections.

And 80% of college administrators could be replaced with insect larvae and potted ferns.

Posted by: Mortimer at April 04, 2016 05:37 PM (nVQ5J)

141
Going OT to give Ace a suggestion:

What's The Dumbest Movie Ever And Why?

Yesterday Vertical Limit (2000) was on TV. It is the dumbest movie, maybe ever. Sure enough, most of the internet concurs, I found out later. Some of the comments on scenes were funny stuff.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at April 04, 2016 05:38 PM (ro1q5)

142 139 In another twenty years, these charges will be brought against heterosexual boys and girls who brusquely REFUSE the advances of homosexuals on campus.

Or refuse at all. Or raise their hand in a gesture that is interpreted as refusal.

Or own a piece of chalk...

Posted by: donna at April 04, 2016 05:38 PM (O2RFr)

143
So John Doe was going to give JC a beejer but JC didn't want it?
Did John have rusty braces or something?

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2016 05:38 PM (HgMAr)

144 Very few people actually pay full tuition, especially at the Ivies. Example, at Harvard any kid whose parents make $100K or less pays $0 tuition.

You figure that college doesn't get the money that grants pay for? You're subsidizing their insanity and evil by sending your kid to be indoctrinated. For what? Status? Pride? This is your child.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 05:38 PM (39g3+)

145
Ace is undressing us with his eyes...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 04, 2016 05:39 PM (iQIUe)

146 114 I'm so glad that

a. I went to college in the 90s when this insanity didn't exist

b. I have no boys that will have to deal with this shit when they go to college
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo

Just think of sending off a daughter to be indoctrinated to hate you and the country because... education.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 04, 2016 05:39 PM (qgCFD)

147 Students! Visit rickb's House Of Love and Beer Barn. Just two blocks off campus!

>> I was thinking of ScoggDog's House of Carnal Delights myself. Care to go joint-venture ? I ain't greedy.


Thursday night is IP's Mug Night! $2 mugs, or bring your own mug and fill it up for $3. Ice cold Natty Light, and Smokin' Hot "not" College, only college aged girls!

Posted by: IP at April 04, 2016 05:39 PM (aQQbl)

148 Maybe one of you lawyer types can confirm this.

Since Brandeis is a private school, that would mean that the amateur Gestapo member in question could be sued personally without worrying about any of the "sovereign immunity" bullshit? Yes? Please say yes.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at April 04, 2016 05:40 PM (/GueG)

149 "Just think of sending off a daughter to be indoctrinated to hate you and the country because... education."

Just think of your daughter becoming the victim of an accusation by a vindictive lesbian. As this case goes, it's not just straight people who have to worry about this shit.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at April 04, 2016 05:41 PM (/GueG)

150 So oogeling is a no no with liberals, but coed bathrooms are A - OK?

Its not ogling when a glorious pre-op transexual woman does it, sugar, its fabulous! (shower of glitter)

Posted by: Staci Crystal at April 04, 2016 05:41 PM (39g3+)

151 You figure that college doesn't get the money that grants pay for? You're subsidizing their insanity and evil by sending your kid to be indoctrinated. For what? Status? Pride? This is your child.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 05:38 PM (39g3+)

_____

Harvard has an endowment bigger than most countries' GDP, they don't get the money from anywhere.

And do you think that on average one's life will be better off NOT going to Harvard (or any top tier college) vs. going there, come on.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 04, 2016 05:41 PM (0LHZx)

152 " Ice cold Natty Light"


Yack.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 05:41 PM (LA7Cm)

153 "I hope somebody connects the dots on the Panama Papers:"

There are several known instances where actions taken by State under Hillary coincided with donations to the Chelsea Legacy Foundation and sometimes Bill's speeches. There was at least one involving Colombia, IIRC.

There's a federal statute involving "benefits received" from foreigners received by officials like Hillary that's a felony if done knowingly, a misdemeanor even without proof of intent, so the Clintons have real exposure on public corruption charges.

Among the 50,000 "deleted" e-mails that Comey presumably recovered can be proof of the knowing quid pro quo. Seemingly innocuous e-mails like "Huma make sure I see Mr Big when I'm in Bogota" can be smoking guns.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 04, 2016 05:42 PM (r1fLd)

154 Ahhh....another Goldilocks "man".
"This bed's too soft, this bed's too hard, and THIS bed is too straight"

Posted by: Ghost at April 04, 2016 05:42 PM (GlAAc)

155 JC has a stick up his butt. And a gerbil. And a cellphone.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2016 05:42 PM (HgMAr)

156 Updated: All sex with men is rape.

Posted by: Axeman at April 04, 2016 05:42 PM (2mC6G)

157 72----Bonus ... a couple years of 18-22 lads observing the above suggestion ... and women's groups will be BEGGING to shit can these new, stupid rules.

I kid you not. Begging.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2016 05:23 PM (fiGNd)
----------------
No, the "women's groups" would not be upset in the least ---but it might inspire sane, normal, heterosexual women to fight the "women's groups."

That's what has to happen. The sane center has to rebel.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 04, 2016 05:43 PM (T/5A0)

158
oh zombie, re your New Zealand joke in the previous thread, if you ever want a long laugh, take a look at this tale on Daily Kos. It's by someone who I believe lives in your neck of the woods.

Briefly, the guy actually decided to take the implicit invitation to bail this hellhole of a country and he moved lock stock and barrel to paradisaical Costa Rica for good, to enjoy perfect weather, trustworthy people, non-racist society, free healthcare, and an unspoiled environment. What happened next was . . .

http://tinyurl.com/h59o4fj Jan 19, 2014

http://tinyurl.com/zyotswp Mar 29, 2014

http://tinyurl.com/zjtyu3p Apr 01, 2014

http://tinyurl.com/j5gbeq2 Apr 20, 2014

http://tinyurl.com/zqmdsrn Jun 02, 2014

Posted by: iforgot at April 04, 2016 05:43 PM (pC96u)

159 Click that link in the sidebar and you'll all get to second base with me!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 04, 2016 05:44 PM (LYCUN)

160 Just think of sending off a daughter to be indoctrinated to hate you and the country because... education.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 04, 2016 05:39 PM (qgCFD)

_____

The SJWs on campus come from SJW households. Raise your kids right and they'll be fine. These crazy people on campus are a lot like plane crashes. The 99.9% of planes that land safely never make the news. The 0.01% that crash do. Most kids in college are normal. You never hear about them though because they're, well, normal. It's the freaks that make the news. Don't assume everyone in college is insane.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 04, 2016 05:44 PM (0LHZx)

161 >(The two had consensual butt sex the next day.)

For Posterior-ity.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 05:44 PM (leBig)

162 Yet JC never complained about the John Doe shoving his penis up his rectum, repeatedly no doubt, or coming in his face; which are the top things I'd be concerned about. But that's me.

Posted by: Dirks strewn at April 04, 2016 05:45 PM (QdAXQ)

163 So was he sentenced to walk the plank after being convicted of butt piracy?

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2016 05:45 PM (HgMAr)

164 And do you think that on average one's life will be better off NOT going to Harvard (or any top tier college) vs. going there, come on.

Yes, I absolutely without reservation or hesitation at any level will unequivocally state that someone's life is better without going to ANY top tier college, perhaps any college at all these days.

And I'd further state that deliberately putting someone's child into one of these indoctrination mills is child abuse as much as doing so in a public school.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 05:45 PM (39g3+)

165 >>* Attempting to perform an act of oral sex on JC during their relationship, which JC didn't want


This calls for a revisit to the Best of The Onion.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 05:46 PM (leBig)

166 "What's The Dumbest Movie Ever And Why?"

just about all of them...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 04, 2016 05:46 PM (Pj+xp)

167 >>Seemingly innocuous e-mails like "Huma make sure I see Mr Big when I'm in Bogota" can be smoking guns.


Come on, Hillary hasn't wanted to see Mr Big for decades.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 04, 2016 05:46 PM (c7vUv)

168 Wednesdays are STEM Student Night at ScoggDog's House of Carnal Delights. Two for One drafts, and Trivia Contests all night long. Enjoy the complimentary XBOX Lounge - and don't forget the Miss CosPlay 2016 contests - going down EVERY Wednesday Night only at ScoggDog's House of Carnal Delights.

And remember - jocks DO NOT get in free on Wednesday Nights. Hell, they don't get in at all. But Ladies - show your Beauty or Cooking School ID for no cover charge !!! Only at ScoggDog's House of Carnal Delights.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2016 05:47 PM (fiGNd)

169 133 So oogeling is a no no with liberals, but coed bathrooms are A - OK?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 04, 2016 05:36 PM (mw8Dm)
--------------
Yeah, this is a perfect example of Orwellian Doublethink.
All men are rapists!!!! We live in a rape-culture patriarchy!!!

So, let's let men into women's restrooms and locker rooms!!!! And you're a bigot of you disagree!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 04, 2016 05:47 PM (T/5A0)

170 158
oh zombie, re your New Zealand joke in the previous thread, if you ever want a long laugh, take a look at this tale on Daily Kos. It's by someone who I believe lives in your neck of the woods.

Briefly, the guy actually decided to take the implicit invitation to bail this hellhole of a country and he moved lock stock and barrel to paradisaical Costa Rica for good, to enjoy perfect weather, trustworthy people, non-racist society, free healthcare, and an unspoiled environment. What happened next was . . .

http://tinyurl.com/h59o4fj Jan 19, 2014

http://tinyurl.com/zyotswp Mar 29, 2014

http://tinyurl.com/zjtyu3p Apr 01, 2014

http://tinyurl.com/j5gbeq2 Apr 20, 2014

http://tinyurl.com/zqmdsrn Jun 02, 2014
Posted by: iforgot


It is to laugh.

To paraphrase Winston Churchill:

"The US is the worst country in the world -- except for all the other countries."

Posted by: zombie at April 04, 2016 05:48 PM (jBuUi)

171 "159 Click that link in the sidebar and you'll all get to second base with me!
Posted by: Lena Dunham"


It is not nice to threaten people like that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 04, 2016 05:48 PM (OD2ni)

172 vindictive lesbian
Posted by: Trumps of Doom

That's, that's crazy talk! Plus it harses my lesbian buzz.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 04, 2016 05:48 PM (qgCFD)

173 Yet another tragic example of the scourge of boner-on-boner violence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2016 05:48 PM (5E5Ie)

174 Dumbest movie ever? This trailer for the movie Swiss Army Man that I just saw seems like it might take that award.

Man stranded on a desert island, befriends a farting corpse that he is somehow able to manipulate into a great adventure.

http://tinyurl.com/Swiss-Army-Man

Posted by: Sharkman at April 04, 2016 05:48 PM (QWtgr)

175 >>a whole new rapey light


I call it 'The Magic Hour'.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 04, 2016 05:48 PM (leBig)

176 I saw Vindictive Lesbian open up for Hole at The Rug Doctor back in 88.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 05:49 PM (leBig)

177 40 A gay guy, a lawyer and a kangaroo walk into a bar...
---
You'd think the kangaroo would have seen it by that time.

Posted by: Axeman at April 04, 2016 05:49 PM (2mC6G)

178 If the myth of high quality, cheap, universal healthcare had been true, I might have chosen to stay.... But the two biggest things we came here for (quality healthcare and cheap living) do not exist.

heh

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 05:50 PM (39g3+)

179 If you think Junior Kollidge, Trade Skool, or Plumb'rs Akadimy are immune from this, you just have not been paying attention. They're going to come right into your cubicle after you.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 04, 2016 05:52 PM (xq1UY)

180 158: reality is a bitch.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 04, 2016 05:52 PM (Pj+xp)

181 Universities continue putting students into rape courts for things which are plainly not rapes, and furthermore, continuing denying them the most basic due process during these kangaroo courts.

I'm not sure why universities have any responsibility to provide "due process". They are just private joke corporations, really, and even the state schools have no such responsibility, really. People have the choice of not going to these laughable excuses for schools.

Apparently at Brandeis, it's a crime to try to get to second base.

I don't think gay guys have "second base". They have 1st and third ... but that's pretty much it. They also have something approximating "home plate embedded in a sewer".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2016 05:52 PM (zc3Db)

182 Yet another tragic example of the scourge of boner-on-boner violence.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

EWE!

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 04, 2016 05:52 PM (qgCFD)

183 >>The only solution to this madness is John Kasich.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

>>Attempting to perform an act of oral sex on JC during their relationship, which JC didn't want.

John Doe, I'm only going to show you the right way to suck a dick one more time.

Posted by: John Kasich at April 04, 2016 05:52 PM (c7vUv)

184 If there ever was a better reason to go to a trade school I can't think of one.

rape. rape. rape.

Posted by: Fritz at April 04, 2016 05:52 PM (+E2Y7)

185 Didn't read the links about the expat who moved to Costa Rica (presumably a lefty twit doing it for lefty twit reasons), but it recalls my favorite such story.


Just prior to the Falklands War, a Canadian couple moved down there. To avoid the inevitable looming nukyler conflict between the US and the Soviets, made inevitable of course by Reagan's crazy bellicose stupidity. (I believe we currently face another such scary period due to the possible presidency of the loudmouth with funny hair, or at least so I've read)


Anyway, hands down THE funniest dumb-lib-moves-to-avoid-evil-brought-on-by-right-wingers story, evah. Moved to the middle of nowhere, a place very few could find on a map ..... and find themselves in the middle of a conventional conflict involving a NATO power.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 04, 2016 05:53 PM (QDnY+)

186
Man stranded on a desert island, befriends a farting corpse that he is somehow able to manipulate into a great adventure.

Wow, that is absurd. It's like Weekend At Bernies meets Harry Potter meets Cast Away.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at April 04, 2016 05:53 PM (ro1q5)

187 Brandeis : Where Morning Head Died

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 05:53 PM (leBig)

188 Brandeis University, 66K a year. Off their web site. But hey, that includes a good meal plan.

Posted by: redenzo at April 04, 2016 05:54 PM (WCnJW)

189 Brandeis : Where Morning Head Died
Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 05:53 PM (leBig)



Well, not the only place.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2016 05:54 PM (5E5Ie)

190 Well, kangaroo courts like this are certainly one way to keep those pesky endowments from ballooning out of control.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at April 04, 2016 05:57 PM (LHa1m)

191 * Sometimes looking at JC's private areas during their relationship, while showering. I assume without consent, though if you're showering with someone, well.

* Attempting to perform an act of oral sex on JC during their relationship, which JC didn't want. They fought about it, then later made up.

Any court worth their salt would look at just these two samples of alleged sexual assault and rightfully call bullshit on them. I mean really.

Posted by: Cheri at April 04, 2016 05:57 PM (oiNtH)

192 Anybody know if the bailiffs in the Sondegerichte wore snappy Nazi uniforms of some type? Today's American version of Sondegerichte ("special", i.e. political, Nazi courts) probably are dreary affairs dominated by tweed sport coats with patches on the elbows, and women with short hair died in odd colors.


And, I know this button is worn out from use (you can barely even read the label on it, it's rubbed off), but I'm pushing the How The Hell Does This Go On For Even a Week? button.


The more attentive people in the US are starting to realize that rule of law is now patchy, at best. But literally setting up lawless, parallel criminal justice systems without a trace of authority or legality? WTFF?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 04, 2016 05:57 PM (QDnY+)

193 Yes, I absolutely without reservation or hesitation at any level will unequivocally state that someone's life is better without going to ANY top tier college, perhaps any college at all these days.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 05:45 PM (39g3+)

_______

"Once college graduates have at least 10 years of experience in the workforce, those Ivy League school degrees begin to prove their worth. Harvard, where graduates with 10 plus years of experience earn a median salary of $131,000, jumps to fourth on the list. Princeton, where mid-career graduates earn a median salary of $128,000, is tied for seventh. Graduates from the University of Pennsylvania are 13th, at $124,000; and those of Yale are tied for 16th, at $120,000."

Oh well. I guess State U is as good.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 04, 2016 05:58 PM (0LHZx)

194 * Attempting to perform an act of oral sex on JC during their relationship, which JC didn't want. They fought about it, then later made up.

Any court worth their salt would look at just these two samples of alleged sexual assault and rightfully call bullshit on them. I mean really.

Posted by: Cheri at April 04, 2016 05:57 PM (oiNtH)


Shit, according to BJ Clinton blowjobs aren't even sex.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2016 05:59 PM (zc3Db)

195 One of the things that impresses me about the procedure of these kangaroo sex courts is how similar they are to the procedure of the Inquisition courts. The accused was not entitled to hear the charges against him or to question his accuser or to have legal representation.


I think the SJWs owe a big apology to Thomas Torquemada for all the mean things they said about him.

Posted by: obnoxious ahole at April 04, 2016 05:59 PM (MpvuV)

196 Oh well. I guess State U is as good.

Strippers get paid really well too, especially if they'll do some tricks on the side. And dealing can make you really rich, too.

I mean, if money is all you give a crap about.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 06:00 PM (39g3+)

197 I psychologically raped about 15 million people around 10:30 last night.

Posted by: Scott M. Gimple at April 04, 2016 06:00 PM (LYCUN)

198 188 Brandeis University, 66K a year. Off their web site. But hey, that includes a good meal plan.
Posted by: redenzo at April 04, 2016 05:54 PM (WCnJW)

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You missed this on their website:

"Brandeis strives to meet 100% of demonstrated financial need for all admitted students, including international students."

In other words, unless your last name is Gates or Rockefeller, you ain't paying anywhere near $66K. These tuition numbers are like MSRP for cars, nobody ever actually pays that number.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 04, 2016 06:01 PM (0LHZx)

199 @184 I was right. You really aren't paying attention.

I'm so glad that...I went to college in the 90s when this insanity didn't exist


Oh, Sweet Jesus. We really are just burping and farting in the barber shop now.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 04, 2016 06:02 PM (xq1UY)

200 I propose a kangaroo be the new DNC mascot.

Posted by: Axeman at April 04, 2016 06:02 PM (2mC6G)

201 Strippers get paid really well too, especially if they'll do some tricks on the side. And dealing can make you really rich, too.

I mean, if money is all you give a crap about.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 06:00 PM (39g3+)

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If you want your kids making $50K a year vs. $150K a year....be my guest, tell them college is a waste of time. **

** yes I know, I know, your cousin is a plumber who made $100K when he was 22. I've heard these stories before.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 04, 2016 06:02 PM (0LHZx)

202 Just prior to the Falklands War, a Canadian couple moved down there.

I love the following joke ... oldie but goodie.

A British General greets three returning soldiers from fighting in the Falkland Islands. "Terrible news, gentlemen. Foul-up in records - but your bravery was commendable. No medals - but an award and also a bit of a test. Two pounds sterling for each inch between any two of your body parts."

Soldier #1 "The tip of me toes to the top of me head."

General "Excellent. And you chap ?"

Soldier #2 "Between each of me middle fingers, arms spread wide."

General "Outstanding. And you ?"

Soldier #3 "If I may sir, from the tip of me cod to the base of me balls."

General "Well, a bit irregular - and certainly not the most generous dimension. But whatever. Drop your trousers, let's get a measure. Chap !!! Where are your balls ?"

Soldier #3, Grinning "Goose Green, Argentina, sir."

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2016 06:02 PM (fiGNd)

203 Yup...go to those top flight schools and get that degree and make large sums of money so the Guvmint can tax the heck out of you and pay the moochers for their votes.
Makes Bernie Madoff look like a piker.

Looters-Guvmint
Moochers- FSA and their ilk
Producers- Suckers, a.k.a. College rapists and rapees et al

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 04, 2016 06:03 PM (ej1L0)

204 The sad fact is that these university kangaroo courts aren't really doing much more than accepting and extending the regular court system's insane treatment of men in rape cases. The women are shielded from everything and the accused men are exposed to everything. No matter what. And the women are not held liable, in any way, for perjury and attempting to get a guy falsely jailed for decades.

As to gay guys and how this all works .. the "court" seems to pick one to be the woman and then proceeds with the "normal" unbalanced, unfair and unethical normal routine of rape (or micro-rape) cases.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2016 06:03 PM (zc3Db)

205 This kind of crap, e.g., CASA, is just one of the reasons that Rubio lost me completely.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 04, 2016 06:03 PM (SEXy3)

206 >>I went to college in the 90s when this insanity didn't exist


They were well on there way, back then. But after 1998 or so there was a dynamic shift and things went into overdrive.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 06:04 PM (leBig)

207 These tribunals seem a bit unfair.

Posted by: Zombie Roland Freisler at April 04, 2016 06:04 PM (rznWS)

208 Hey Ace



Thanks for the sidebar, and the resultant hit to my sex drive.

To be fair, you warned us.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2016 06:04 PM (ptqRm)

209 Well as we know, one thing that men absolutely HATE is a partner that wants to perform oral sex on them. Outrageous!! Especially without being asked! Oh the humanity...

Posted by: Cheri at April 04, 2016 06:04 PM (oiNtH)

210 And yet somehow Lena Dunham can flash her flytrap on television and is still walking the streets a free citizen.

Posted by: Fritz at April 04, 2016 06:04 PM (+E2Y7)

211 Brandeis a fine girl. What a good wife she would be.

Posted by: Roy at April 04, 2016 06:04 PM (fWLrt)

212 there/ their, obviously.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 06:04 PM (leBig)

213 >>>Raise your kids right and they'll be fine.
Moo Moo


Great point, but not guaranteed. Still, great point.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 04, 2016 06:05 PM (qgCFD)

214 >>>To be fair, groin is third base. Point still stands though.

Maybe for you, Pointdexter.

Posted by: Johnny Busy-Hands at April 04, 2016 06:06 PM (dciA+)

215 Libs pre 2010s: The government doesn't belong in your bedroom...

Update 2016...unless somebody's being rude.

Posted by: Axeman at April 04, 2016 06:06 PM (2mC6G)

216 I think my entire college experience could be summed up by saying I diligently tried to touch and look at girls' private areas without their consent.

Posted by: goatexchange at April 04, 2016 06:07 PM (Nd4YY)

217 Re: Sidebar Suicide Assistance Hotline. Brown (flush it down) signed the pro-suicide legislation during suicide prevention month, at the same time as vetoing "right to try" legislation making it easier to access experimental drugs if you have a severe or terminal condition.

Getting kind of hard to argue they don't love death like we love life.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2016 06:07 PM (wB8Tg)

218 Unwanted Balls on my Client's Chin?

Then he should win!

Posted by: Johnny Cochran at April 04, 2016 06:09 PM (leBig)

219 I recalling reading about a fellow who was convinced in the 1930s that a terrible war was coming and would engulf much if not most of the civilized world.
So after much research, he decided he'd found a perfect place in the middle of nowhere that would be perfectly safe, so he packed up and moved to a place in the middle of nowhere called Guadalcanal.

Posted by: Satan of Blutwurst Vt at April 04, 2016 06:09 PM (qSIlh)

220 206 >>I went to college in the 90s when this insanity didn't exist


They were well on there way, back then. But after 1998 or so there was a dynamic shift and things went into overdrive.
Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 06:04 PM (leBig)

_____

Yeah it was sort of there in my day too, but it was ignored and/or mocked. Now these same people that were laughed at run the joint.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 04, 2016 06:09 PM (0LHZx)

221 So does suicide assistance tell you which bridge isn't being patrolled now?

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2016 06:10 PM (1J6E6)

222 so he packed up and moved to a place in the middle of nowhere called Guadalcanal.
---------
The best laid plans of mice and men oft go awry. Especially if the Japanese army is trying to build an airfield on your island.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 04, 2016 06:11 PM (9iR5/)

223
Megyn Kelly dons $1,100 Prada snakeskin stilletos for Wisconsin interview with Ted Cruz
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Serious journalist. LOL

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 04, 2016 06:12 PM (iQIUe)

224
Not a good look for a gal with bunions, Megyn.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 04, 2016 06:12 PM (iQIUe)

225
Megyn Kelly dons $1,100 Prada snakeskin stilletos for Wisconsin interview with Ted Cruz

What's worse is that she most likely got them for free in exchange for wearing them on tv.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at April 04, 2016 06:14 PM (ro1q5)

226 Regarding college vs. trades - I've worked as an engineer on capital projects my entire life (automation; power generation, automotive, chemical, aluminum and steel), and the truth is somewhere between the extremes I've seen stated here.

Caveat - Ivy League Engineers rarely work this field. When they do, they universally suck. Then again - most of the Ivy League Engineers I've ever met are pretty underwhelming. And I've worked in the Ohio Valley - low wage, low cost of living. That skews things.

I know of no Engineer from ANY school making $150K or more after 10 years. I also know of no Journeyman in ANY trade making less than $50K after the same amount of time. I do, however, know plenty of talented Engineers ten years or more in (I've got twenty) making no less than $75K. More if you are will to travel. And I know of no talented Tradesmen making less.

So - if it's just the money - I'll be honest, the College Tuition takes a long, long time to pay back. But you get it on the back end. I don't worry about being able to pull a check - honestly - until I die. It's simply a matter of how much I want to save vs. how long I want to work.

Tradesmen are on a timer. They usually have to make a leap to management of some type if they want to work into their sixties.

That's the trade-off ... in my particular niche.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2016 06:14 PM (fiGNd)

227 Megyn Kelly dons $1,100 Prada snakeskin stilletos for Wisconsin interview with Ted Cruz

First question: so Ted, I can call you Ted, right? Teddie, have you stopped seeing all those mistresses?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 06:14 PM (39g3+)

228
The funny intro to the story of the lefty loser who went to Costa Rica was that he was broke because he hadn't worked in five years. In fair and just Berkeley. In the sixth glorious year of the Oconomy, he had been out of work for 5 years.

Posted by: iforgot at April 04, 2016 06:15 PM (pC96u)

229 I remember just graduating High School, and a friend and I drove to Penn State for a weekend, to see his girlfriend there.

I woke up in the morning on the floor of her dorm room with her room mate standing over me saying "He's cute enough, I'll do him".

I had no idea I was being raped.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2016 06:16 PM (ptqRm)

230 I hate these university administrators.

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at April 04, 2016 06:17 PM (cgH9o)

231 >>Megyn Kelly dons $1,100 Prada snakeskin stilletos for Wisconsin interview with Ted Cruz


I'll bet she looks hot as fuck in them, too.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 06:18 PM (leBig)

232 Yeah its the shoes. If she wore $100 dollar shoes she wouldn't look as hot, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 06:18 PM (39g3+)

233 One of the major reasons for pushing these kangaroo courts is to normalize them for college students.

That way there will be less objection when they are expanded outside of college.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 04, 2016 06:19 PM (vBeA5)

234
But you get it on the back end.

Put me in, coach!

Posted by: Barney Frank at April 04, 2016 06:20 PM (FkBIv)

235 "Yeah its the shoes. If she wore $100 dollar shoes she wouldn't look as hot, that's the ticket."


She would look better in sneakers, and her old hair style then the new cut with any boots.


Just my opinion, your mileage may vary.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2016 06:20 PM (ptqRm)

236 221 So does suicide assistance tell you which bridge isn't being patrolled now?



Pro tip #17: Down the street. Not across the tracks.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2016 06:20 PM (NsI03)

237 We will solve the rape culture on college campuses by starting another quasi war in Libya!

Posted by: Barack Obama Smart Power at April 04, 2016 06:21 PM (LYCUN)

238 >>Yeah its the shoes.

Gotta be.

Posted by: Spike Lee at April 04, 2016 06:21 PM (leBig)

239 >>Yeah its the shoes. If she wore $100 dollar shoes she wouldn't look as hot, that's the ticket.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

She would be hotter with a larger, more luxurious FUPA.

Posted by: Hillary at April 04, 2016 06:21 PM (c7vUv)

240 How long is the statute of limitations? Would my college revoke my B.S. some 30 years later for trying to get to second base with a coed (i.e. every coed in a drunken makeout session) during freshman year?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 04, 2016 06:22 PM (JO9+V)

241 "I had no idea I was being raped."


I'm sure it was awful. You going to get passed this?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 06:22 PM (LA7Cm)

242 Anyone want to bet that this gets settled in the next 2 weeks?

Also, the best tweet from KC Johnson writeup was from Popehat. Hilarious

Posted by: JeffreyL at April 04, 2016 06:23 PM (mXv3y)

243 "I'm sure it was awful. You going to get passed this?"

I'm trying'


Oh, the horrors......

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2016 06:24 PM (ptqRm)

244 JC, do you like movies about gladiators?

Posted by: The Brandeis Special Examiner at April 04, 2016 06:24 PM (Dwehj)

245 Brandeis was the oh so progressive university that decided to revoke awarding Hirsi Ali an honorary degree.

Hirsi Ali is the African woman who has spoken out against Islam for years, garnering death threats and constant harrassment from Islamists and US progressives.

She developed an attitude towards Islam when as a young girl, she suffered having her clitoris sawed off and her family wanting to force her to marry a man they assigned to her.

Brandeis decided she did not (these are their words) reflect Brandeis values.....

Posted by: Jen the original at April 04, 2016 06:25 PM (ph1j2)

246 Brandeis decided she did not (these are their words) reflect Brandeis values...

And, apparently, they were right.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 06:26 PM (39g3+)

247 JC, do you like movies about gladiators?
Posted by: The Brandeis Special Examiner


Fricking awesome sock comment!

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 04, 2016 06:26 PM (qgCFD)

248
ISIS executes 15 of its own members - its largest ever mass-punishment against its troops - for failing to protect a senior member killed in an air strike

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How do you protect someone from an air strike? Hey, Abdul! Get back into the bunker!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 04, 2016 06:27 PM (iQIUe)

249 Sodomy is illegal in Massachusetts. Arrest them both and put them in jail and throw away the keys.


I ascribe to the 'don't ask don't tell aspect' - as soon as they brought it up to public life it is no longer a private issue. As long as the act is illegal there, prosecute them if they brought it to the attention of anyone. This is assuming the act of sodomy is illegal not because of physical danger to those involved but that the law is there because of the legislature belief that there is societal harm.

If it's there for a reason that doesn't take into account harm at all then the law can be tossed.

Posted by: doug at April 04, 2016 06:27 PM (Y7fRE)

250 Done Finished Kaput..finished that last Root Canal. Free at last, Free at Last...Thank G-D almighty I am Free at Last.

Or something like that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 04, 2016 06:28 PM (mw8Dm)

251 KC Johnson is the articulate reporter in all these matters because he ISN'T a reporter/journalist. He's an historian. A Left-leaning one at that. But the Truth has only one side. His initial blog Durham-in Wonderland was the greatest blog ever. Visit his blog Academic Wonderland for more on the abuses of the Academy.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 04, 2016 06:29 PM (MVitU)

252 ===========
How do you protect someone from an air strike? Hey, Abdul! Get back into the bunker!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

They didn't hide him in a large enough school or hospital?

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 04, 2016 06:29 PM (qgCFD)

253 Sodomy is illegal in Massachusetts. Arrest them both and put them in jail and throw away the keys.


Is that true? In liberal old Mass, Sodomy is illegal? Now that there is funny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 04, 2016 06:29 PM (mw8Dm)

254 233 One of the major reasons for pushing these kangaroo courts is to normalize them for college students.

That way there will be less objection when they are expanded outside of college.
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 04, 2016 06:19 PM (vBeA5)
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I fear you are right.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 04, 2016 06:30 PM (T/5A0)

255 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking pole.

Posted by: The Brandeis Special Examiner at April 04, 2016 06:30 PM (Dwehj)

256 " I am Free at Last. "

Ain't no such thing as a free Dentist.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2016 06:30 PM (ptqRm)

257 I wonder if Anita Hill sits on the Kangaroo Court, seeing how she's a "professor" at Brandeis.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 04, 2016 06:30 PM (YFFpo)

258 Ain't no such thing as a free Dentist.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2016 06:30 PM (ptqRm)

You Damn Straight right about THAT!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 04, 2016 06:31 PM (mw8Dm)

259 I wonder if Anita Hill sits on the Kangaroo Court, seeing how she's a "professor" at Brandeis.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 04, 2016 06:30 PM (YFFpo)


Man I have a hankering for a Coke right about now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 04, 2016 06:31 PM (mw8Dm)

260 Seventh base should be the only one punished in court.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 04, 2016 06:32 PM (MVitU)

261 Man I have a hankering for a Coke right about now
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Beware The Hair!!!

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 04, 2016 06:33 PM (qgCFD)

262 I don't like soda. The bubbles tickle my nose.

Posted by: Anita Hill at April 04, 2016 06:34 PM (leBig)

263 I don't like soda. The bubbles tickle my nose.
Posted by: Anita Hill at April 04, 2016 06:34 PM (leBig)

Your using it wrong

Posted by: Clarence at April 04, 2016 06:36 PM (mw8Dm)

264
She would look better in sneakers, and her old hair style then the new cut with any boots.
..........................

I think she should have went for the full Yul Brynner cue ball head shave. That would get her more of that sweet attention she so digs. Think of the ratings!

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2016 06:37 PM (HgMAr)

265 Megyn Kelly dons $1,100 Prada snakeskin stilletos for Wisconsin interview with Ted Cruz

First question: so Ted, I can call you Ted, right? Teddie, have you stopped seeing all those mistresses?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 06:14 PM (39g3+)

Caught a few minutes of Michael Savage on the car radio this afternoon. He had on a reporter with the New York Magazine? who had interviewed Donald Trump and some additional New York types. Apparently, Donald Trump has quite the dossier on Roger Ailes. What he knows about Ailes and Ailes involvement in running the establishment of the Republican party is not only extensive, but backed up by these other types. Ailes fired his long time manager at Fox News a while ago and the story is the guy was paid off millions to keep quiet about all the stuff he knows about Ailes. Apparently Trump got access to the information (which Ailes blamed on the manager, hence the firing). It's why the anti Trump crap, including Megyn Kelly's attacking him constantly.

According to this reporter, this info would bring Fox News down, which is already suffering a loss in ratings.

Haven't been able to find a reference to it on Savage's website yet.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 04, 2016 06:37 PM (ph1j2)

266 Reminds me of the Joe Jackson lyric: "now and then we wonder who the real men are."

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at April 04, 2016 06:37 PM (btNG4)

267 i'm married, so clicking on the Lena Dunham link couldn't possibly ruin my sex life.

i don't have one.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 04, 2016 06:39 PM (Pj+xp)

268 Well as we know, one thing that men absolutely HATE
is a partner that wants to perform oral sex on them. Outrageous!!
Especially without being asked! Oh the humanity...

Posted by: Cheri at April 04, 2016 06:04 PM (oiNtH)

I know. Ain't it awful???!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 04, 2016 06:40 PM (JO9+V)

269 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 04, 2016 06:40 PM (mw8Dm)

270 Posted by: Jim in Virginia at April 04, 2016 06:37 PM (btNG4)


Not the best tune on Night and Day, but a good one.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 06:40 PM (leBig)

271 Where's the Gorn?

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 06:41 PM (leBig)

272 SpaceX hopes to sell used Falcon 9 boosters for as low as $40 million

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Maybe we can go in and buy a couple? SpaceM(oron)!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 04, 2016 06:43 PM (iQIUe)

273 Any student who lives on a college campus is a fool. Any student who is alone in a room with another student at his school is a fool. Any student who has any sort of intimate relationship with another student at his school is a fool.

Posted by: gm at April 04, 2016 06:44 PM (4ueYo)

274 Anyone who goes to college in this day and age is a fool.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 04, 2016 06:45 PM (Agn5J)

275 Anyone who sits alone and perfectly still on a hill is a fool.

Posted by: John McCartney and Paul Lennon at April 04, 2016 06:47 PM (zGFMp)

276 "Any student who lives on a college campus is a fool. Any student who is alone in a room with another student at his school is a fool. Any student who has any sort of intimate relationship with another student at his school is a fool."

In breaking news, a collegiate Basketball Player's right hand has filed sexual abuse charges...
There are rumors of an athletic sock also being interviewed by authorities.
Film at eleven.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2016 06:48 PM (ptqRm)

277 I'm all out of mind bleach so pics of Lena Durham are out.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2016 06:49 PM (1J6E6)

278 Didn't want to jump the nood.

But Barbara Eden on Andy Griffith.

Man that's a good looking woman.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2016 06:52 PM (48QDY)

279 Them girls is workin all their kind into burkas.



Posted by: Clyde at April 04, 2016 06:58 PM (Rzloy)

280 Can't RICO be used? There seems to be more one person preventing due process at the school and more than one is a conspiracy.

Posted by: Ron at April 04, 2016 07:12 PM (Gu2Eb)

281 So do we assume college administrators on both sides of the pond are all simply Constitutional idiots, or are these moves intentional? They can't be both. I call the latter.

Posted by: Smitty at April 04, 2016 07:29 PM (g9d8D)

282 Interesting how all these Leftist / Marxist institutions inveigh so heavily against those evil Capitalists and their money-grubbing ways - but find themselves motivated by the very dollars they claim to hate. Administering all those tax-exempt foundations seems to have made them forget where all those federal bucks actually came from.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 04, 2016 07:37 PM (A6OTd)

283 I thought second base was tits. It took a long time to get to third (groin action, clothes on). And it used to take FOREVER to get home. Not like these days. Send a pic on social media, and BAM! Grand slam!

Man, high school was a loooooong time ago...

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 04, 2016 07:48 PM (4S7hN)

284 Hosanna Heysanna Sanna Sanna Ho

Sanna Hey Sanna Ho Sanna

Hey J C, J C won't you smile at me?

Sanna Ho Sanna Hey Superstar

Posted by: Andrew Lloyd Webber at April 04, 2016 07:50 PM (e8kgV)

285 Simple Question in a Dead Thread: why would the accusers in these fake things want to accuse?

I have to assume there's money in it somewhere. Not just some childish need for revenge after "He didn't say I was pretty that one time."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 04, 2016 08:02 PM (AroJD)

286 why would the accusers in these fake things want to accuse?

... some of these "complaints" are actually filed by the "Title IX administrators" at the colleges (not the victims). The more complaints .. the more you need a "Title IX administrator" .. the more money budgeted for said.

Posted by: Earl Butz at April 04, 2016 08:08 PM (e8kgV)

287 "why would the accusers in these fake things want to accuse?"

15 minutes of fame, my friend. 15 minutes of fame.

Their lives are so completely without meaning or accomplishment. Their eyes are glued to a smartphone 8 of their waking hours everyday, with another 6-8 hours with the X-Box.

This is the only way they can get any attention.

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 04, 2016 08:08 PM (4S7hN)

288 I'm scared.

Posted by: Richard Simmons at April 04, 2016 08:15 PM (aRUb8)

289 OT:
I guess there was a fire at the IRS building earlier this afternoon. No one was hurt but I bet there are a few less unfortunate records concerning 1) targeting conservatives -and/or- 2) Panama Paper related information pertaining to the corrupt obama regime's wealthy oligarchs.

Posted by: bananaDream at April 04, 2016 09:01 PM (Ag8Mw)

290 @Christopher Taylor

Looks like you were right about Batman v Superman not being any good. It used to piss me off when you predicted it would suck.

Well, it sucked.

Posted by: Max Power at April 04, 2016 09:12 PM (q177U)

291 I had to go through the most ridiculous sexual harassment/stalking course that we all have to take at our campus.

This is all a way to avoid responsibility for ones decisions and actions. It is also enabling vendettas.

Does anyone remember the Salem witch trials?

Posted by: Dave at April 05, 2016 08:46 AM (hm8tW)

292 I always keep my eyes on the ground so that I don't "leer" at any women and get investigated by these whackjobs. I remember the sexual violence workshop I had to take when I arrived on campus and it was the most ridiculous shit I've ever read. One of the answers even argued that eavesdropping on a sex joke constitutes sexual harassment. This place is crazy.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 05, 2016 11:00 AM (B7JtR)

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