TGIF Friday Morning News Dump (4/1/16) [Misanthropic Humanitarian]

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1 Howdy. Not 1st.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 01, 2016 07:54 AM (xhytF)

2 G'mornin, Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 01, 2016 07:55 AM (dhpfK)

3 So the lying warmies are proven wrong again as once again the Eastern half of the country gets a blast of cold. My apple treas started blooming a couple of days ago. And I really do need a another hard freeze in mid-Spring.

We are in fact entering an ice age.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2016 07:56 AM (vvmPQ)

4 Misanthropic nice dump.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 07:56 AM (g8Hfr)

5 I recently took my Scout troop on a tour of our local police station.

It was a good tour, but what struck me was a poster in the briefing room that said, flat out, ambushes of police officers are on the rise, to be mindful of one's surroundings, and never, ever abandon the buddy system.

I really liked our tour officer who said, with no hint of malice or condescension, that concealed carry wasn't allowed in the secure area and if anyone was carrying he'd be happy to hold up while we secured our carry weapons in the car. If anything he was kind of apologetic about it. After a few of us came back, he made a point of chatting with us after the tour about the kinds of carry weapons we liked.

FYSA.

Posted by: Witchdoktor at April 01, 2016 07:57 AM (PFy0L)

6 Jobless Claims Unexpectedly Rise by 11,000

I can't imagine why. The economy has never been better

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2016 07:57 AM (45oDG)

7 Snowing here and it's no April Fools Joke

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 07:57 AM (voOPb)

8 And the Fox article on the cop shooting from Fox is the same one I linked. No picture, no description, and no mention that he was a criminal black thug.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2016 07:57 AM (vvmPQ)

9 Good Morning,

Posted by: French Jeton at April 01, 2016 07:58 AM (WMvHw)

10 Jobless Claims Unexpectedly Rise by 11,000

Gasp!

Posted by: The Experts at April 01, 2016 07:59 AM (BO/km)

11 That's some dump.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 01, 2016 07:59 AM (ShplO)

12 Hillary blows a gasket.

Hilbot's exoskeleton blew a gasket, leaked hydraulic fluid everywhere

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 07:59 AM (FxM6p)

13 Where did the podcast go?

Posted by: gunslingeraz at April 01, 2016 07:59 AM (Ij1fE)

14 The National Institutes of Health is spending nearly $150,000 to facilitate conversations with obese Latina women about their weight with their daughters.

Bottomless pit of money is bottomless.

Posted by: mega machines at April 01, 2016 08:00 AM (fbovC)

15 Hay, Vic...maybe just figure on putting the news links in the ONT earlier? I hate it when they get stomped on by a nood.

Posted by: News Junkie at April 01, 2016 08:00 AM (fqrJe)

16 8 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2016 07:57 AM (vvmPQ)

Yup...as I have said in the wake of Megyn Kelly's "it is all about ME" tantrum and for years...

If you look closely at Fox especially the news division they are to the left of some Big three locals.

Fox plays the game just like the other guys.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:01 AM (g8Hfr)

17 ***That's some dump.***

Yuuge. And luxurious.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 01, 2016 08:01 AM (xhytF)

18 WE DEMAND that the pay for Ethnic Theme Associates be tripled to match that of
Residential Assistants, recognizing the hours they spend on programming and the
emotional functions they share with RAs but are not compensated for.
-----

dah fuq is an Ethnic Theme Associate?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 08:01 AM (/D5Lf)

19 That story on Scankles and the Green Peace turd made me wonder. Methinks she doth protest too much. I believe she had that faux outrage all cooked up before the speech and planned to unleash it at first opportunity.

So she unloaded on the Greenpeace turd when his stuff had nothing to do with commie Bernie.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2016 08:02 AM (vvmPQ)

20 Oh man, sorry to hear about the Greyhound at the V.A. Fine dogs they are.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 01, 2016 08:02 AM (KlVdw)

21 Yep. 65 degrees here in New England today, with snow forecast for Sunday-Monday. Happy Spring, everyone!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2016 08:03 AM (bzd8I)

22 10 Jobless Claims Unexpectedly Rise by 11,000
==========

You're welcome.

Posted by: $15 Minimum Wage at April 01, 2016 08:03 AM (EZebt)

23 WE DEMAND that the pay for Ethnic Theme Associates be tripled to match that of
Residential Assistants, recognizing the hours they spend on programming and the
emotional functions they share with RAs but are not compensated for.
-----

dah fuq is an Ethnic Theme Associate?

da fuq is a "demand"?
Want in one hand, shit in the other.
See which one fills up the fastest.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 08:04 AM (FxM6p)

24 20 Posted by: Darth Randall at April 01, 2016 08:02 AM (KlVdw)

Someone shut off the irony.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:04 AM (g8Hfr)

25 Good morning

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerpaint at April 01, 2016 08:04 AM (3ZtZW)

26 At another point, Clinton grew angry when Eva Resnick-Day, an organizer with Greenpeace USA, asked her along the rope line whether she'd forego contributions from the fossil fuel industry.

"I have money from people who work for fossil fuel companies," Clinton said in a video posted and later confirmed by Greenpeace.

"I am so sick of the Sanders campaign lying about that," Clinton added, pointing her finger at the questioner. "I'm sick of it."

No wire hangers!!!! The queen is unhinged and can be taken down if the Republicans could get their act together. Which is a big if

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2016 08:04 AM (45oDG)

27 22 Posted by: $15 Minimum Wage at April 01, 2016 08:03 AM (EZebt)

Hey it is almost like there is a cause and effect WRT labor costs or something...

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:04 AM (g8Hfr)

28 WE DEMAND that the Acts of Intolerance protocol be reworked to provide a dedicated,
responsive platform for reporting and tracking microaggressions from faculty.

----

National debt or these children graduating and actually having to take responsibility.....either way we're truly fucked.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 08:05 AM (/D5Lf)

29 Nice feel good story. Liked that the dog responded to the bf and once she did, she relaxed.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 08:05 AM (iQIUe)

30 Re: The UN disgraces itself again.... If ever there were a hive of villains and scumbags that needed to have a mud hole stomped in their ass and then walked dry, that would be the UN.

I wish the US would tell those fuckers (no pun intended) that we're not paying another penny to support their organization and they have 30 minutes to leave the country. Then raze the building and send them the bill to clean it up.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 01, 2016 08:06 AM (ShplO)

31 15
Hay, Vic...maybe just figure on putting the news links in the ONT earlier? I hate it when they get stomped on by a nood.

Posted by: News Junkie at April 01, 2016 08:00 AM (fqrJe)

I hate to post there until I now Andy is not going to come in with an EMT.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2016 08:07 AM (vvmPQ)

32 26 Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2016 08:04 AM (45oDG)

TINA BRING ME THE AX!

//Hillary! responding to her Daily Briefing

https://youtu.be/4vvdtCSYnBk

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:07 AM (g8Hfr)

33 On those jobless claim numbers. Just give us a couple more days and we will have them revised to fit our narrative. Courtesy of DoL. Oh, and we never pay attention to any one report. Courtesy of not so earnest Josh.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2016 08:07 AM (wfIPL)

34 Obama takes former prisoners out to lunch

President Obama ate lunch on Wednesday with seven former inmates who received commutations during his and the last two administrations.

Obama took the group to Busboys and Poets, a popular eatery on Washington's bustling 14th St. NW.

Remember when he took veterans to lunch? Me either. Busboys and Poets? Was Man's Country closed that afternoon?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2016 08:08 AM (45oDG)

35 Obama took the group to Busboys and Poets, a popular eatery on Washington's bustling 14th St. NW.

I wonder if they ate prison style - hunched over with their strong hand guarding their food.

Posted by: Witchdoktor at April 01, 2016 08:09 AM (PFy0L)

36 "I have money from people who work for fossil fuel companies," Clinton said in a video posted and later confirmed by Greenpeace.

"I am so sick of the Sanders campaign lying about that," Clinton added, pointing her finger at the questioner. "I'm sick of it."
---------

I don't understand this. What is Sander lying about? Did he say she didn't accept money from fossil fuel companies?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 08:09 AM (/D5Lf)

37 Heh....THAT will be how my mind survives Hillary! being POTUS...

I'll just loop "Mommie Dearest" on my internal monologue

https://youtu.be/HUkghVZzIh0

"BECAUSE YOU DID GET EXPELLED"

SLAP SLAP SLAP

HUMA BRING ME THE AX!

//Maommie Dearest

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:10 AM (g8Hfr)

38 We are in fact entering an ice age.

--

That's news to the 8 (I think it's

AGs who have declared their plans to come down heavy on the heretic global warming deniers.

That's assuming they actually believe the **** they're saying, instead of really believing it to be the global wealth redistribution that it truly is.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 01, 2016 08:11 AM (pVkEV)

39 The only poetry I can endure is Kipling's.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 01, 2016 08:11 AM (xhytF)

40 38 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 01, 2016 08:11 AM (pVkEV)

IT IS HOTTER THAN EVAH YOU DENIALIST!

//NY AG at the show trials

"Hey dumbass there's snow on the ground in may...."

//Defense Atty

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:12 AM (g8Hfr)

41 "Obama takes former prisoners out to lunch"

Toss your salads, boys?

Posted by: King Barky at April 01, 2016 08:12 AM (eHpnh)

42 36 I don't understand this. What is Sander lying about? Did he say she didn't accept money from fossil fuel companies?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 08:09 AM (/D5Lf)

That was the point of my post above. The faux outrage had nothing to do with the Greenpeace guy or fossil fuel. It was just a chance to get in a poke at commie Bernie and she had it planned all along.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2016 08:12 AM (vvmPQ)

43 38 That's assuming they actually believe the ****
they're saying, instead of really believing it to be the global wealth
redistribution that it truly is.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 01, 2016 08:11 AM (pVkEV)

You notice that everyone of them are Democrats in a blue State.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2016 08:13 AM (vvmPQ)

44 I wonder if they ate prison style - hunched over with their strong hand guarding their food.

Posted by: Witchdoktor at April 01, 2016 08:09 AM (PFy0L)

What was odd was that Barry brought a bar of soap to the lunch and kept dropping it. Oh guyssth, let me bend over and pick that up.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2016 08:14 AM (45oDG)

45 42 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2016 08:12 AM (vvmPQ)

I do NOT take Wall Street Lobbyist Money!

//Hillary! Dearest

Well uh ma'am you do....a lot actually if you count the CGF....

//Any Sane Donk

HUMA BRING ME THE AX!

//Hillary! Dearest

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:14 AM (g8Hfr)

46 I can't take one second more of the 30-and-under crowd screaming that the Transgender crap (and more specifically, where a Transgender takes a crap) is the most important issue of our lifetimes.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 01, 2016 08:14 AM (XMDuf)

47 April Fools!

Posted by: The FBI at April 01, 2016 08:15 AM (UzPAd)

48 NJ police get kindhearted thanks while they are visiting MD for a slain officers funeral:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hh5e4dn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2016 08:16 AM (w4NZ8)

49 On those jobless claim numbers

--

You should've heard the top of the hour ABC news yesterday on the radio. Spinning this faster than a whirling dervish, they declared this as a positive and that it's a sign that employers are...get this...getting ready to start adding jobs. They actually said those words. How do they come to that conclusion? That's never explained.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 01, 2016 08:16 AM (pVkEV)

50 Posted by: Hikaru at April 01, 2016 08:14 AM (XMDuf)

Table for one in the reeducation camp! Table for one is now ready!

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 01, 2016 08:17 AM (X+nFp)

51 46 Posted by: Hikaru at April 01, 2016 08:14 AM (XMDuf)

On the one hand a good Xian response is to smile, keep working, and pray for them....

on the other hand these folks will get you fired, elect people to wreck the economy you work in, and are outlawing faith....

HUMA BRING ME THE AX....VOTERS NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!

//Hillary! Dearest

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:17 AM (g8Hfr)

52 Maybe Hillary only takes money from the renewable energy divisions of the fossil fuel industry. ///

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2016 08:17 AM (wfIPL)

53 Drier would be good for the East Coast. Making those IFR approaches into Teterboro with the 1% on board will be more pleasant that way.

Posted by: Citation X Driver at April 01, 2016 08:17 AM (ABJy3)

54 You should've heard the top of the hour ABC news yesterday on the radio. Spinning this faster than a whirling dervish, they declared this as a positive and that it's a sign that employers are...get this...getting ready to start adding jobs. They actually said those words. How do they come to that conclusion? That's never explained.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 01, 2016 08:16 AM (pVkEV)

War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2016 08:17 AM (45oDG)

55 49 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 01, 2016 08:16 AM (pVkEV)

Cuz' it's like creative destruction without ANY bad parts comrade!

//Donk Economist on kneepads

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:18 AM (g8Hfr)

56 No wire hangers!!!! The queen is unhinged and can be taken down if the Republicans could get their act together. Which is a big if

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2016 08:04 AM (45oDG)

The repub party can go to hell. They as a whole would be happy with Madame Arf Arf

Posted by: Tim in Illinois.???? at April 01, 2016 08:19 AM (WVsWD)

57 Good links mis hum, thanks.

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 08:19 AM (SDlJf)

58

DAY 1,242

221 to go (294 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2016 08:20 AM (p4UlV)

59 Family makes new friend after saying fawn from raven:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hasn4fc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2016 08:20 AM (w4NZ8)

60 56 Posted by: Tim in Illinois.???? at April 01, 2016 08:19 AM (WVsWD)

Hillary! Dearest bought us these nice dresses!

//Paul Ryan et al

YOU CALL THESE FLOORS CLEAN!?!

WE WILL SCRUB TOGETHER PAUL!

HUMA BRING ME THE AX!

//Hillary! Dearest

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:20 AM (g8Hfr)

61 Cat in arm. Can't type too well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2016 08:22 AM (p4UlV)

62 Do we want a president who is outraged all of the time? Do we need a president with so much rage, anger, and outrage as Hillary?

That woman holds so much contempt for America and its citizens it is a wonder she hasn't caught her own pantsuit on fire.

Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2016 08:22 AM (UzPAd)

63 Here in New York, the press is happy, finally the women who has 4 children and works at McD's is getting a raise. The press won't ask why do you have all these children, and a min. wage job.

Hillary was in upstate NY promising a 10 billion investment to create jobs!
wow, now that really excited the upstate MSM.....

Posted by: colin at April 01, 2016 08:23 AM (6IZ5e)

64 testicle

Posted by: joncelli, putting that thought in your head at April 01, 2016 08:23 AM (RD7QR)

65 62 Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2016 08:22 AM (UzPAd)

It's important the right tear itself apart rather than focus on Hillary!'s peccadillos....

WHY WHY MUST YOU UNDERMINE ME!?!?

HUMA BRING ME THE AX!

//Hillary! Dearest

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:24 AM (g8Hfr)

66 So, what do people think about John Kasich coming out of the closet?

Posted by: joncelli, putting that thought in your head at April 01, 2016 08:24 AM (RD7QR)

67 East coast to see increase in temperatures, drier climate

In other words, spring has sprung.

Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2016 08:24 AM (mxCgt)

68 51Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:17 AM (g8Hfr)

They have no interested in outlawing Islamic Faith, however.

You'd think there'd be some sort of irony or hypocrisy in that, but their minds are made up of some arcane voodoo that makes it impossible to understand anything they thing except that they want communism.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 01, 2016 08:24 AM (XMDuf)

69 That was the point of my post above. The faux outrage had nothing to do with the Greenpeace guy or fossil fuel. It was just a chance to get in a poke at commie Bernie and she had it planned all along.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2016 08:12 AM (vvmPQ)

So political theater then. Got it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 08:24 AM (/D5Lf)

70 I'm an old guy, I remember when Hillary ran for Senator (and won) in NY. She promised Jobs, Jobs, Jobs. Of course she never delivered.

Posted by: colin at April 01, 2016 08:25 AM (6IZ5e)

71 61 Cat in arm. Can't type too well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2016 08:22 AM (p4Ul

Beats....oh nevermind

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 08:25 AM (voOPb)

72 63 Posted by: colin at April 01, 2016 08:23 AM (6IZ5e)

"We are gonna save the sinking boat by baling water IN from the ocean"

//Donk Economist on knee pads

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:25 AM (g8Hfr)

73 61 Cat in arm. Can't type too well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2016 08:22 AM (p4UlV)

*sniff

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 08:25 AM (/D5Lf)

74 "So HUD has a 'Federal Monitor' and he feels he can silence anyone whose opinions about HUD are wrong, or who talks about them in the wrong 'tone'." Posted by Lizzy

There is nothing wrong with your television/computer. We are controlling transmission. We are controlling the agenda. Sit quietly and we will control all you see and hear.
- Your Government Betters

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 01, 2016 08:25 AM (I0sxh)

75 Posted by: Citation X Driver at April 01, 2016 08:17 AM (ABJy3)

As long as your approach from the North is high enough for me not to hear you.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2016 08:26 AM (Zu3d9)

76 66 So, what do people think about John Kasich coming out of the closet?
Posted by: joncelli, putting that thought in your head at April 01, 2016 08:24 AM (RD7QR

Is that similar to buzzion coming back to life?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 08:26 AM (voOPb)

77 "What was odd was that Barry brought a bar of soap to the lunch and kept dropping it. "

*snort*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2016 08:26 AM (kWhCN)

78 So health-conscious salt lovers are likely to celebrate the fact that Japanese scientists have created a guilt-free way of enjoying it - by inventing an electric fork.

They should stick to chopsticks.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at April 01, 2016 08:26 AM (zc3Db)

79 Don't use this while you are supposed to be really productive at work

(8 hour video of beautiful nature and nature sounds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G8LAiHSCAs

And it is lovely!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2016 08:27 AM (w4NZ8)

80 That woman holds so much contempt for America and its citizens it is a wonder she hasn't caught her own pantsuit on fire.

--

If only that was an indicator, Obama would've succumbed to spontaneous combustion long, long ago.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 01, 2016 08:28 AM (pVkEV)

81 68 Posted by: Hikaru at April 01, 2016 08:24 AM (XMDuf)

These are people who would hop into a lava field to show it is not hot....

their embrace of Islamic Jihadists is predicated on their need for violent operatives they can deny connection with.

It's a lot like their love of illegal wave migration, they labor under the WEB DuBois illusion they are the magic 10% who will always in power.

We live in an insane asylum ran by the Joker.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:29 AM (g8Hfr)

82 Reading where North Korea is big on pizza now....Of course fatty Kim has to sample every pie before its sent to the table...No home delivery in DPRK.

Posted by: colin at April 01, 2016 08:29 AM (6IZ5e)

83 >>>"What was odd was that Barry brought a bar of soap to the lunch and kept dropping it. "<<<

Barry does that on the golf course too. He likes his balls clean.

Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2016 08:29 AM (UzPAd)

84 This was an earlier devotional, but I liked it:

"Beginning a new day" from Rabbi Eckstein and "Holy Land Moments"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/heeh87g

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2016 08:30 AM (w4NZ8)

85 83 >>>"What was odd was that Barry brought a bar of soap to the lunch and kept dropping it. "

Barry does that on the golf course too. He likes his balls clean.
Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2016 08:29 AM (UzPAd)

*snort*

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 08:31 AM (voOPb)

86 We have a podcast!

http://podcast.aoshq.com/2016/04/01/april-fools/

Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 01, 2016 08:31 AM (BDZWU)

87 New Ace of Spades Podcast is up.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 01, 2016 08:31 AM (VdICR)

88 All you exquisite people who are turned off by Trump think carefully what you are inviting. Remember how Rome fell, the people were so disgusted by their elites that they let barbarians inside the gates.

Russians faced the same difficulties with Putin and have decided to go along with his agenda. Now take a look at Putin's current standing in the Middle East, and the world generally, and then look at Obama and the US. The same will happen with Hillary and Cruz let alone Paul Ryan.

Who is winning? Certainly not good old U S of A.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 08:32 AM (Ky3Fj)

89 Ana a "Loving Grace" devotional-"Ministering to our High Priest Jesus":

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h329p5x

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2016 08:33 AM (w4NZ8)

90 Hillary Dillary dock
Dreams of cleaning the old commie's clock
He keeps her coronation
From leaving the station
It's her fault cuz she she fucking sucks at campaigning.

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 08:33 AM (SDlJf)

91 88 Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 08:32 AM (Ky3Fj)

In Trump we have a retard who loves America.

In Hillary! we have a retard who hates 48% of America minimum.

In NRO we have retards who think they are not in the 48%.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:33 AM (g8Hfr)

92 unsocking

Posted by: creeper at April 01, 2016 08:33 AM (fqrJe)

93 "Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 08:32 AM (Ky3Fj)"

And what, precisely, are Trump supporters "inviting?"

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 01, 2016 08:34 AM (eHpnh)

94 So, what do people think about John Kasich coming out of the closet?

What'd he come out of the closet about?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 08:34 AM (FxM6p)

95 Damn sven ... You are rolling today.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 01, 2016 08:35 AM (W+w2W)

96 I don't know how many times it has to be said but, you can't be a country if you have no borders.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 01, 2016 08:35 AM (I0sxh)

97 88 All you exquisite people who are turned off by Trump think carefully what you are inviting. Remember how Rome fell, the people were so disgusted by their elites that they let barbarians inside the gates.

Russians faced the same difficulties with Putin and have decided to go along with his agenda. Now take a look at Putin's current standing in the Middle East, and the world generally, and then look at Obama and the US. The same will happen with Hillary and Cruz let alone Paul Ryan.

Who is winning? Certainly not good old U S of A.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 08:32 AM (Ky3Fj)

This where you say "April Fools!"

Posted by: joncelli, putting that thought in your head at April 01, 2016 08:35 AM (RD7QR)

98 Here's a good explanation of why the jobs numbers are total crap. Basically, they are adjusted to take into account the births and deaths of new companies.

However, since 2009, the number of "deaths" has been greater than the number of "births".

The government refuses to take this into account, and as a result, roughly half of the "jobs created" each month simply do not exist. They are a phantom of statistical manipulation.

http://tinyurl.com/j5hnj46

Posted by: Dogstar at April 01, 2016 08:36 AM (hxoZM)

99 Reading where North Korea is big on pizza now....Of course fatty Kim has to sample every pie before its sent to the table...No home delivery in DPRK.

====

Kim is Hungry

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerpaint at April 01, 2016 08:37 AM (3ZtZW)

100 "What'd he come out of the closet about?"

Apparently the pizza with the knife and fork.

*gasps*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2016 08:37 AM (kWhCN)

101 But, will it make you a sammich?

Couch-fucker has a new girlfriend.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 01, 2016 08:37 AM (2rmvw)

102 70 I'm an old guy, I remember when Hillary ran for Senator (and won) in NY. She promised Jobs, Jobs, Jobs. Of course she never delivered.
Posted by: colin at April 01, 2016 08:25 AM (6IZ5e)

Before saying "jobs" she said, softly, "blow."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2016 08:38 AM (p4UlV)

103 The Havana Tribune, a state-controlled Cuban newspaper, has added insult to injury following Fidel Castro's scathing criticism of President Barack Obama upon his departure from the island. In an editorial, the title of which refers to President Obama as 'negro,' an opinion columnist has accused him of 'inciting rebellion.'

The article is titled 'Negro, �Tu Eres Sueco?' which roughly translates to 'Black Man, Are You Dumb?'
-----
-WZ

Good visit then Barky? You F'ing clown.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 08:38 AM (/D5Lf)

104 Let me guess, he wasn't the class valedictorian?

so the guy could memorize his professor's password, but he couldn't memorize chemical nomenclature to pass the class?

figures, the cheaters put way more effort into cheating than into actually learning the material

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2016 08:38 AM (uZNvH)

105 you can't be a country if you don't have borders

Maybe, but no shoes, no shirt, no problem.

Posted by: Kenny Chesney at April 01, 2016 08:38 AM (W+w2W)

106 94 So, what do people think about John Kasich coming out of the closet?

What'd he come out of the closet about?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 08:34 AM (FxM6p)

His love of men; specifically, sweaty, hairy, truck-driving men like you find at the Petro on I-80.*

*Date. Date.

Posted by: joncelli, putting that thought in your head at April 01, 2016 08:38 AM (RD7QR)

107 Re: Hillary blows a gasket over greenpeace question

Good! This is what I want. I am so rooting for a Col. Jessup moment when she shoots herself in the foot. Even better if it's related to the FBI investigation.

Seems the only person to take out Hillary at this point is Hillary - by slip-up or a health event. OK, Bill might do it, to, indvertently, of course....

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2016 08:38 AM (NOIQH)

108 That's the point. Borders are exclusionary, man! We need that one-world socialist government for the good of the many!

Run by MEEE *George Soros readjusts his mask*
_________________________________________________
96
I don't know how many times it has to be said but, you can't be a country if you have no borders.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 01, 2016 08:35 AM (I0sxh)

Posted by: Occupy Wallstreet Bernie Supporter at April 01, 2016 08:40 AM (fVOPU)

109 95 Posted by: ScoggDog at April 01, 2016 08:35 AM (W+w2W)

It's a compulsion...

I wish I were better at editing videos...

I'd do a Hillary!/Mommy Dearest YouTube campaign

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:40 AM (g8Hfr)

110 [Apparently the pizza with the knife and fork.

*gasps*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2016 08:37 AM

Srsly? Oh, ffs, why not hop into a tank, ride it downtown and ask for a Philly cheese steak with some furrin cheese while he's at it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2016 08:40 AM (bzd8I)

111 >>which roughly translates to 'Black Man, Are You Dumb?'

Wow, with so many false claims of racism it's shocking to see actual racism so boldly put out there.

Tell us again, SJWers, how America is the most racist country on the planet?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2016 08:41 AM (NOIQH)

112 >>>Apparently the pizza with the knife and fork.<<<

Forget it, it's Ohio. Nevermind the three slaves he has chained up in his sex dungeon.

Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2016 08:41 AM (UzPAd)

113 *sniff�Posted by: Michelle Fields

Ace was really getting pissed at the Michelle Fields socks yesterday. Just a heads up, if he's in a thread.

I offered an armistice, but he ignored me.

Posted by: michelle fields at April 01, 2016 08:41 AM (fbovC)

114 Seems the only person to take out Hillary at this point is Hillary - by slip-up or a health event.

OK, Bill might do it, to, indvertently, of course....

Like he did with Socks? By backing over her in the driveway?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 08:41 AM (FxM6p)

115 There's a crying need for a movement to boycott the companies that support the Left.

I don't know who might organize such a thing, but the Left has found a way to put pressure on them.

There should be a price to pay for advancing evil.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 01, 2016 08:41 AM (eHpnh)

116 Anybody got a second to open this can of soup for me ?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 08:41 AM (W+w2W)

117 Cat in arm. Can't type too well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2016 08:22 AM (p4UlV)

Did Trump have a cat surgically implanted in your arm too?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 08:41 AM (2rmvw)

118 >>In Hillary! we have a retard who hates 48% of America minimum.

You're too generous!
I think Hillary can count on both hands the number of people she doesn't think are retarded. She hates all the little people, regardless of how they vote.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2016 08:43 AM (NOIQH)

119 "His love of men; specifically, sweaty, hairy, truck-driving men like you find at the Petro on I-80.* "

So, what are you saying?

Posted by: Catfish at April 01, 2016 08:43 AM (kWhCN)

120 https://www.google.com/get/cardboard/plastic/

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerpaint at April 01, 2016 08:43 AM (3ZtZW)

121 The UN is a criminal enterprise.

WTF do we subsidize this atrocity?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2016 08:44 AM (U+nHb)

122 Sock off

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 08:44 AM (/D5Lf)

123 Banks mandate that employees take two consecutive weeks of vacation as a protection against fraud and embezzlement. Without being on hand to cook the books any corruption comes to light, out at least is easier to suss out.

Time for the Dems and the GOP to take their vacations.

A five year old could do a better job running the country than its current leaders and their criminal bureaucracy. And I'm willing to take the risks to prove it.

Chaos Candidate 2016

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 08:44 AM (SDlJf)

124 Sven, you are right and I am sick of all the feelings. My approach is what have feelings done for society except led to the most mushy state of affairs I have ever seen.

At this point I am all for realpolitik. Putin is hardly admirable but he doesn't take any shit and he gets respect. Obama may be riding high in opinion polls but worldwide he is a joke.

Putin was a joke for quite a while but nobody is laughing now, least of all ISIS.

I am absolutely flabbergasted that the only bulwark Christianity has against Islam is Russia. I am a Catholic but I have no admiration for the man calling himself the Pope, Benedict XIV is still alive and is the Pope.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 08:45 AM (Ky3Fj)

125 >>Like he did with Socks? By backing over her in the driveway?

He dumped Socks on his loyal secretary, Betty Curie (?), when the moved out of the WH.
Buddy was killed in the road because he was let out without a leash.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2016 08:45 AM (NOIQH)

126 Thermite Launcher. Yes please.

http://tinyurl.com/hfg5vx9

*damn he's having fun with that

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 08:46 AM (/D5Lf)

127 Ace was really getting pissed at the Michelle Fields socks yesterday.

I'll make a note.

Posted by: Michelle 'Venus de Milo' Fields at April 01, 2016 08:46 AM (uz/Pv)

128 Sounds like Ace just needs a good song to lift his spirits. I could put up While My Left Arm Gently Weeps again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 01, 2016 08:46 AM (W+w2W)

129 TO ARMS!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 08:46 AM (eHpnh)

130 Hillary blows a gasket

At least she took out her dentures first.

Posted by: The Gasket at April 01, 2016 08:47 AM (yHo2L)

131 115 Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 01, 2016 08:41 AM (eHpnh)

Amen, and amen but uh boycotts are not who we are!

//Too Many on the Right

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:47 AM (g8Hfr)

132 �I have no admiration for the man calling himself the Pope, Benedict XIV is still alive and is the Pope.Posted by: Decaf

He's under house arrest.

Posted by: mega machines at April 01, 2016 08:47 AM (fbovC)

133 Sigh. I'm just not good at this "spreading an utterly baseless but nonetheless believable rumor" thing.

Posted by: joncelli, putting that thought in your head at April 01, 2016 08:47 AM (RD7QR)

134 Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 08:46 AM (eHpnh)

Not a slot machine dammit! A one armed bandit!

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 01, 2016 08:48 AM (X+nFp)

135 Hillary blows a gasket

That's the only thing she's blown since college.

Posted by: Bill C. at April 01, 2016 08:48 AM (uz/Pv)

136 118 Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2016 08:43 AM (NOIQH)

She'll punish *us* first....

just wait until she turns on the "old comrades"

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:49 AM (g8Hfr)

137 "96 I don't know how many times it has to be said but, you can't be a country if you have no borders."

--------

Exactly. And Cruz didn't think much of it until Trump made it an issue? You don't get any points for "me too".

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 08:49 AM (Ky3Fj)

138 Sounds like Ace just needs a good song to lift his spirits

"Roll in My Sweet Baby's Arm"

Posted by: Earl Scruggs and Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 08:49 AM (2rmvw)

139 124 Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 08:45 AM (Ky3Fj)

I'm a HARD Cold War baby.

Had you told me in 1988 that within 30 years I would look at a non-Soviet Russia and admire their leader more than the US' I would have punched you...

It's a mad mad world.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:50 AM (g8Hfr)

140 Sounds like Ace just needs a good song to lift his spirits. I could put up While My Left Arm Gently Weeps again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 01, 2016 08:46 AM

Can I suggest "I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight", for that 80's vibe?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2016 08:50 AM (bzd8I)

141 121 The UN is a criminal enterprise.

WTF do we subsidize this atrocity?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2016 08:44 AM (U+nHb

Since Brussels & Paris are so much more sophisticated than NYC, Belgium & France so much more enlightened than the USA, I recommend we move The UN headquarters out of NYC.
The love of The UN will prove once and for all to the Muslims in Europe that kafirs really do love and respect them

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 08:50 AM (voOPb)

142 It would be funny if a couple dozen of us socked MF in one thread. Though Ace would probably shut down comments for a few minutes before inadvertently turning them back on again.

Posted by: michelle fields at April 01, 2016 08:50 AM (fbovC)

143 TO TWO ARMS!
Posted by: Michelle Fields

FIFY

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 08:51 AM (FxM6p)

144 Since Brussels & Paris are so much more sophisticated than NYC, Belgium & France so much more enlightened than the USA, I recommend we move The UN headquarters out of NYC.

To Somalia.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 08:51 AM (FxM6p)

145 I'm wondering just how much embarrassment there is among those that took the FBI's side in the FBI vs. Apple debate, now that the FBI has done that thing in their mouths that it swore it wouldn't do there...

It's just the one time. It's for national security. etc etc etc

For those that had This Will Open The Floodgates tickets, proceed to the parimutuel window to collect your winnings.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2016 08:51 AM (gyKtp)

146 That woman holds so much contempt for America and its citizens it is a wonder she hasn't caught her own pantsuit on fire.

****

There's a code for that.

There's a code for that:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code

X06.2XXA - Exposure to ignition of other clothing and apparel, initial encounter

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 08:52 AM (NeFrd)

147 Michelle Fields killed my wife!

Posted by: Richard Kimble MD at April 01, 2016 08:52 AM (X+nFp)

148 Sounds like Ace just needs a good song to lift his spirits

"I Want to Hold Your (Remaining) Hand"

Posted by: The Beatles at April 01, 2016 08:52 AM (2rmvw)

149 Take it!
Take another little piece of my arm now baby

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 08:52 AM (SDlJf)

150 *damn he's having fun with that

Thank goodness he's wearing his safety tie!

Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2016 08:52 AM (OLNwX)

151 I'm sure Corey didn't mean any 'arm.

Posted by: Michelle 'Killing' Fields at April 01, 2016 08:53 AM (uz/Pv)

152 Off fugitive sock

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 01, 2016 08:53 AM (X+nFp)

153 Well for fuck sakes don't let ace hear this

I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 08:53 AM (voOPb)

154 I'm back in baby's arms
How I missed those lovin' arms
I'm back where I belong
Back in baby's arms

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 08:54 AM (/D5Lf)

155 Michelle Fields is reportedly about to enter in unilateral disarmament talks.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 08:54 AM (NeFrd)

156
Take Beer! Aloha Snackbar!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 08:54 AM (iQIUe)

157 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 08:52 AM (NeF

Co pay 50 dollar please

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 08:54 AM (voOPb)

158 Absolutely. Let these leftist cranks pay for the UN, they already run it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2016 08:54 AM (U+nHb)

159 I mentioned this in passing yesterday (I think) that it must, in this day and age, take a massive amount of energy, in ever sense of that word, for the N Korean regimes to keep that nation stoppered up.

The fact that it must take so much energy to me suggests that there are enough nations of the world willing to put up with that ridiculous piece of shit, humanity crushing regime, that they allow it to persist. A goiter on the world.

I think it is to appease China. If so, it's like a malignant form of Tibet.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 01, 2016 08:55 AM (4ng05)

160 Michelle Fields killed my wife!

Posted by: Richard Kimble MD

I know it Richard. I know it.

Posted by: Samuel Gerard at April 01, 2016 08:55 AM (yHo2L)

161 Thank goodness he's wearing his safety tie!
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2016 08:52 AM (OLNwX)

LOL. Yeah, lack of any safety equipment at all.

Thermite....it doesn't get THAT hot.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 08:55 AM (/D5Lf)

162 And Cruz didn't think much of it until Trump made it an issue?

this is such a fuckin' lie

while Cruz was fighting the Gang of 8 bill, Trump was hiring foreign workers to work at his resorts

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2016 08:55 AM (uZNvH)

163 I thought I had the right to bear arms....?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 08:55 AM (PFy0L)

164 Sounds like Ace just needs a good song to lift his spirits

"One Arm (Is the Loneliest Number)"

Posted by: Three Dog Amputees at April 01, 2016 08:55 AM (2rmvw)

165 "To Somalia."

Second the motion.

The U.N. can do so much good for them. Diversity programs, anti-racism initiatives, etc. Not to mention the positive economic impact of a dry-sucking, non-productive, resource-stealing operation such as theirs.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2016 08:55 AM (kWhCN)

166 The Eastern Orthodox Church certainly has some lovely prayers:

http://www.goarch.org/chapel/prayer?hour=8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2016 08:56 AM (w4NZ8)

167 " I have no admiration for the man calling himself the Pope, Benedict XIV is still alive and is the Pope.Posted by: Decaf

He's under house arrest.

------

Yeah, I never got the reason why he was no longer capable of being the Pope. JPII carried on even when he could barely talk yet we must have a new Pope because Vatican says so.

If they said he had Alzeimers I could accept it but no such announcement was made. Being frail is not disqualifying.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 08:56 AM (Ky3Fj)

168 158 Absolutely. Let these leftist cranks pay for the UN, they already run it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2016 08:54 AM (U+nHb)

US military prison,prisoners in dog collars SHOCK OUTRAGE

UN peacekeepers, raping the people they are to defend MOAR MONEY

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 08:56 AM (voOPb)

169 Michelle Fields killed my wife!

Posted by: Richard Kimble MD at April 01, 2016 08:52 AM (X+nFp)
==========================================

LOL

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 01, 2016 08:56 AM (dFi94)

170 145 Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2016 08:51 AM (gyKtp)

None, I don't begrudge them their willful blindness.

It is in many cases the cornerstone of a worldview predicated on the idea that the US government is a non-partisan organization of people making common cause to defend US national interests and/or US rule of law.

Driving home to them, and their accepting the new reality will give them a moral "Blue Screen of Death."

It sucks, the world they loved is dead/

I have sympathy.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 08:56 AM (g8Hfr)

171 I'm sure Corey didn't mean any 'arm.
Posted by: Michelle 'Killing' Fields

I didn't kill my wife!
Dr. Richard Kimble

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 08:57 AM (FxM6p)

172 Just what we need around here: an arms race.

Posted by: michelle fields at April 01, 2016 08:57 AM (ioqGj)

173 There's a code for that:

2016 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S49.80XA

Other specified injuries of shoulder and upper arm, unspecified arm, initial encounter

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 08:57 AM (NeFrd)

174
"One (Armed) Love"

Posted by: Bob Marley and the Wailing Amputees at April 01, 2016 08:57 AM (2rmvw)

175 ♪ It's getting to the point�
Where I'm no fun anymore
I am sorry
Sometimes it hurts so badly
I must cry out loud ♪

Posted by: michelle fields at April 01, 2016 08:58 AM (fbovC)

176 Trump accepts Cruz invitation to one on one debate

http://tinyurl.com/zmndcod

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 08:58 AM (/D5Lf)

177 Well, it was my left arm, so I'm actually All Right.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 08:59 AM (PFy0L)

178 Kinda nice actually, that the feds would think enough of us to spend $150 for Latina mothers to keep their daughters hot.

Hell, I think they should spend another $150 to make sure they all have yoga pants.

Must be the humanitarian in me. Best guess.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 01, 2016 08:59 AM (4ng05)

179 Reminds me of my favorite Creed song, With Arm Wide Open.

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 08:59 AM (SDlJf)

180 >>X06.2XXA - Exposure to ignition of other clothing and apparel, initial encounter

Heh!

"All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm"

- Depeche Mode "Enjoy the Silence"

If only we could get silence.....

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2016 08:59 AM (NOIQH)

181 I meant $150K. Alright! Damnit.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 01, 2016 09:00 AM (4ng05)

182 If you lose your left arm, your right arm will be left.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 09:00 AM (PFy0L)

183 Pull me !

Posted by: One Armed Bandit at April 01, 2016 09:00 AM (qUpoE)

184 172 Just what we need around here: an arms race.

Posted by: michelle fields at April 01, 2016 08:57 AM (ioqGj)

*trigger warning

http://tinyurl.com/hj5jlhr

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 09:00 AM (/D5Lf)

185 Dire Straits, "Brothers in Arm"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 09:00 AM (voOPb)

186 Well, it was my left arm, so I'm actually All Right.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 08:59 AM (PFy0L)

Bloody 'ell!!!

Posted by: Paul McCartney at April 01, 2016 09:00 AM (2rmvw)

187 X06.2XXA - Exposure to ignition of other clothing and apparel, initial encounter

Heh!

"All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm"

- Depeche Mode "Enjoy the Silence"

If only we could get silence.....

*Sound of one hand clapping*

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 09:00 AM (FxM6p)

188 I think Hillary can count on both hands the number of people...

Posted by: michelle fields at April 01, 2016 09:01 AM (ioqGj)

189 183 Pull me !
Posted by: One Armed Bandit at April 01, 2016 09:00 AM (qUpoE)

Me too !

Posted by: The Finger at April 01, 2016 09:01 AM (qUpoE)

190 Corey said he found me disarming.

*blush*

Posted by: Michelle 'Battle' Fields at April 01, 2016 09:02 AM (uz/Pv)

191 Go Army!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 09:02 AM (NeFrd)

192 175 It's getting to the point
Where I'm no fun anymore
I am sorry
Sometimes it hurts so badly
I must cry out loud
Posted by: michelle fields at April 01, 2016 08:58 AM (fbovC)

Suite Judy Blue Arm? By Crosby, Stills, Nash & Fingers?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 09:02 AM (voOPb)

193 188 Posted by: michelle fields at April 01, 2016 09:01 AM (ioqGj)

Wah wah wah

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:02 AM (g8Hfr)

194 I wish someone would give me a hand in putting an end to all these one arm jokes.

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2016 09:02 AM (B48dK)

195 Ace was really getting pissed at the Michelle Fields socks yesterday.
beep
beep

Posted by: michelle fields testifying in court at April 01, 2016 09:02 AM (ioqGj)

196 Just to make things clear. I believe most Trump supporters are quite aware of the problems that doing so represents.

And that some of what he's said/says is rather problematic to say the least.

Given that however, we find ourselves in the position, in our minds anyway, of saying: "but who else is there?".

You see we don't have this love or ability to disbelieve what we know to be fact about Cruz (or any of the others for the last 6 months).

We consider him to have an equal amount of negatives the largest being that he cannot win over Hillary in the General.

He's also got some huge problems as to his true self and his past actions.

So we find we can't vote for him either. We just aren't quite as vitriolic or hyperbolic about it as the anti-Trumps.

And there's the main objection to the GOPe overall. Anything, anything at all that knots their knickers is okey dokey with us.

What's been truly surprising is the willingness of some who we thought were against the GOPe becoming supportive of much of what the GOPe stands for. Ted Cruz and how he's running his campaign for one and their willingness to manipulate the process to deny Mr. Trump the nomination and also to make threats of bodily harm and righteous outcrys of virtue signalling.

It's all going to be a mess regardless who is elected for the next 4 years. Obama has seen to that. With the aid of the GOPe, I might add.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 01, 2016 09:03 AM (Xo1Rt)

197 194 I wish someone would give me a hand in putting an end to all these one arm jokes.
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2016 09:02 AM (B48dK)

I wonder whos finger prints are all over it?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 09:03 AM (voOPb)

198 Can still do a lot of damage with one arm. Just sayin.

Posted by: Dr. Richard Kimble at April 01, 2016 09:03 AM (NOIQH)

199 Has anyone seen my watch...?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 09:03 AM (PFy0L)

200 It's all in the wrist.

Posted by: Dice Dice Baby at April 01, 2016 09:03 AM (qUpoE)

201
Seriously, I cant imagine any non political prosecutorial agency filing this case especially with both parties out of state and no prior criminal records, etc.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 09:03 AM (iQIUe)

202 Sadly, Michelle Fields' lifelong dream of becoming an NFL referee ended last week.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 09:03 AM (NeFrd)

203 Forget the tax money for LaTina tons of fun.

If there's a better expenditure of your tax money than this I haven't seen it.

http://tinyurl.com/mmtsbz8

SFW

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 01, 2016 09:04 AM (X+nFp)

204 202 Sadly, Michelle Fields' lifelong dream of becoming an NFL referee ended last week.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 09:03 AM (NeFrd)

No WWE either, i don't think she can perform the armed bar take down

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 09:05 AM (voOPb)

205 By next year will anybody re-member Michelle Fields?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 09:06 AM (NeFrd)

206 "Since Brussels & Paris are so much more sophisticated than NYC, Belgium & France so much more enlightened than the USA, I recommend we move The UN headquarters out of NYC.
The love of The UN will prove once and for all to the Muslims in Europe that kafirs really do love and respect them"

Brussels is the perfect place for the UN, it's the place of the deluded and the insane.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 09:06 AM (Ky3Fj)

207 I wouldn't be surprised if Scankles had said "I'm so tired of this shit" and the MFM sweeps the vulgarity under the rug.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 01, 2016 09:06 AM (1ijHg)

208 Sadly, Michelle Fields' lifelong dream of becoming an NFL referee ended last week.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 09:03 AM (NeFrd)

No WWE either, i don't think she can perform the armed bar take down
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 09:05 AM (voOPb)

Fortunately, my dream of becoming

Arm-Wrestling Champ of the World

lives on!!!!!

#IWillSurvive

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 09:06 AM (2rmvw)

209 Michelle Fields has been busier than a one armed paper hanger lately.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2016 09:07 AM (gyKtp)

210 Posted by: michelle fields testifying in court at April 01, 2016 09:02 AM (ioqGj)

FAP FAP FAP

//R2D2 esq

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:07 AM (g8Hfr)

211 Michelle Fields?
Girlfriend, please! Enough.

Posted by: Bethany Hamilton at April 01, 2016 09:07 AM (NOIQH)

212 How come Ace didnt offer Michelle Fields his couch for her to flop on while she lays low?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 09:07 AM (iQIUe)

213 Ace was really getting pissed at the Michelle Fields socks yesterday.

Do you know how hard it is to put on a sock WITH ONE FREAKIN' ARM?!?

Posted by: Michelle 'Flanders' Fields at April 01, 2016 09:08 AM (uz/Pv)

214 I wanna hug you, kiss you, and squeeze you 'til my arms fall off!

Posted by: John Lee Hooker at April 01, 2016 09:08 AM (3b9U4)

215 205 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 09:06 AM (NeFrd)

America forgets her heroes too quickly.

//Paid for by the Society to Memorialize One-Armed Newsies

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:08 AM (g8Hfr)

216 207 Hillary could stroke out on stage and the MFM would sweep it under the rug.

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2016 09:08 AM (B48dK)

217 Ms. Fields can stfu and stfd!

Posted by: Bethany Hamilton at April 01, 2016 09:09 AM (X+nFp)

218 >>>By next year will anybody re-member Michelle Fields?<<<

I've tried forgetting about Candy Crowley but the world is full of uncouth people who take pleasure in other people's pain.

Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2016 09:10 AM (UzPAd)

219 Global Warmin' dook ur jubs!

Posted by: Bronze Age Warriors Union Local #243 at April 01, 2016 09:10 AM (qWSuS)

220 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 09:06 AM (NeFrd)

I am sick of the lack of humor in all of these carping critics of Michelle.

It's almost metacarping.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2016 09:11 AM (Zu3d9)

221 Do you know how hard it is to put on a sock WITH ONE FREAKIN' ARM?!?

Posted by: Michelle 'Flanders' Fields

We truly thought it would be the war to end all wars.

Posted by: Michelle 'Mine' Fields at April 01, 2016 09:11 AM (yHo2L)

222
Ace claimed the Michelle Fields jokes were "baiting him". I think they are just funny.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 09:11 AM (iQIUe)

223 "It's all going to be a mess regardless who is elected for the next 4 years. Obama has seen to that. With the aid of the GOPe, I might add."

-------

GOP Congress will only block a Republican president, Hillary or any other Democrat is fine by them.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 09:11 AM (Ky3Fj)

224 220 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2016 09:11 AM (Zu3d9)

Heh....

//Will Folks

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:12 AM (g8Hfr)

225 Ace claimed the Michelle Fields jokes were "baiting him"

And if the horde can be described as anything, it would be Master Baiters.

Posted by: Witchdoktor at April 01, 2016 09:12 AM (eytER)

226 We can still kill you too but now everyone wants this fancy-shmancy 'metal' shit.

Posted by: Flint Arrow-head Knappers Assoc. at April 01, 2016 09:12 AM (ioqGj)

227 There's nothing humerus about grip-rape!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2016 09:12 AM (2cS/G)

228 Ms. Fields can stfu and stfd!
Posted by: Bethany Hamilton at April 01, 2016 09:09 AM

We don't like Mrs Fields cookies now?

Posted by: Justly Fletcher at April 01, 2016 09:13 AM (Evja+)

229 222 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 09:11 AM (iQIUe)

That truck has a nice set of chrome bumpers.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:13 AM (g8Hfr)

230 Michelle Fields starring in this summer's biggest blockbuster-

THE EVIL DEAD X

THE ARM OF DARKNESS

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 01, 2016 09:14 AM (X+nFp)

231 Friday AND April Fools Day. So the afternoon news dump will have some juicy stories that they can say were dropped on April 1st haha and the LIVs go back to sleep. It's perfect.

Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2016 09:14 AM (qUpoE)

232 220 days until Election Day. About 10 years subjectively.

Posted by: joncelli, putting that thought in your head at April 01, 2016 09:14 AM (RD7QR)

233 205 By next year will anybody re-member Michelle Fields?

Who?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 09:15 AM (FxM6p)

234 "Just what we need around here: an arms race.
Posted by: michelle fields at April 01, 2016 08:57 AM (ioqGj)"

-------

This is why I come to this place, you people can lift anyone's spirits. No wonder Andrew Breitbart coveted Ace's commenters.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 09:15 AM (Ky3Fj)

235 Michelle Fields will be remembered for all time. We will commemorate her sacrifice on March 30th, hereafter Michelle Fields Day, the day her assailant's guilt was conclusively proven.

That's what "charged" means, right?

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 09:15 AM (SDlJf)

236 I don't think the people who are making fun of poor Michelle Fields appreciate the work the members of the Elite Writer's Guild put into making the headline (at the time) seem like Trump inflected the grievous wound himself.

There was a sort of competition being played out between the latte crowd of how cleverly they could word a headline to inflict the maximum amount of Holocaust-level terror. Many congratulatory glances were exchanged on the avenues of the Upper East Side the following day.

However, when totally unexpectedly people started to laugh openly and turned to relentless ridicule at the thought that anyone took this seriously, these same writers took offense.

It seems that their power to set a narrative and influence the agenda has diminished. People, it turns out, are not as stupid as they had hoped.

Of course, this will not be a "lesson learned". Yearning for days past, these writers will try again and again to turn bullshit into fact, thinking that writing ability translates into policy genius.

We can only sit on the sidelines and smile.

Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2016 09:15 AM (Zs4uk)

237 According to gossip sites, Putin is now seeing Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife, Wendi Deng.

She's the one who is credited for converting him onto a Lefty, and also had an affair with some tech mogul (maybe one of the Google guys?) when their marriage was on the rocks. What a catch for Putin!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2016 09:15 AM (NOIQH)

238 He's the hairy handed gent, who ran amok in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
You better stay away from him
He'll rip your arm off Michelle
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor

Aaahoo! Werewolves of London
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo! Werewolves of London
Aaahoo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 09:15 AM (voOPb)

239 Or we could go with this one:

2016 ICD-10-CM Code G54.6[convert to ICD-9-CM]

Phantom limb syndrome with pain

Phantom limb pain - Phantom limb syndrome - Phantom limb syndrome w pain - Perception of painful and nonpainful phantom sensations that occur following the complete or partial loss of a limb.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 09:16 AM (NeFrd)

240 Posted by: Witchdoktor at April 01, 2016 09:12 AM (eytER)

You just couldn't resist that hanging floater could you?

Bang zooom.

It's out a here.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 01, 2016 09:16 AM (Xo1Rt)

241 Watching this ISIS tape, they have hidden all the women away. I think I saw two who were with their husbands. Now we know that they have thousands of sex slaves. I wonder where they keep them. I've seen them in cages. It looked like something out of ancient Rome.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 09:16 AM (iQIUe)

242 Ace claimed the Michelle Fields jokes were "baiting him"

And if the horde can be described as anything, it would be Master Baiters.

Go 'way! 'baitin'!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 09:16 AM (FxM6p)

243 She's the one who is credited for converting him onto a Lefty, and also had an affair with some tech mogul (maybe one of the Google guys?) when their marriage was on the rocks. What a catch for Putin!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2016 09:15 AM (NOIQH)

===========
Tony Blair. It was alleged she had an affair with Blair.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 09:17 AM (iQIUe)

244 235 Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 09:15 AM (SDlJf)

"We shall remember....so SAY WE ALL!"

//Bill "Stumpy" Adama

236 Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2016 09:15 AM (Zs4uk)

The thing is for such a smart set you'd think they could have pondered for a sec "hey we have a very flawed victim here"....

but that's just me.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:17 AM (g8Hfr)

245 Come on, guys. Ace is just defending my Sacred Honor.

And my remaining arm.

Seriously, these jokes are getting old. Being brutalized by Trump's Fascist Goons is no laughing matter. It's only been a few days since they brought me out of the medically induced coma.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 09:18 AM (4YUWF)

246 If the blog is a rockin' don't bother knockin'.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 01, 2016 09:18 AM (Xo1Rt)

247 >>Tony Blair. It was alleged she had an affair with Blair.

Oh, that's right, Blair, too. She gets around.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2016 09:18 AM (NOIQH)

248 Friday. Yessssssssssssss.

Posted by: Mainah at April 01, 2016 09:18 AM (659DL)

249 237 Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2016 09:15 AM (NOIQH)

You have to figure that women like her who turn good men moonbat must have the kegel down to the point of being a hypersonic shot thrower.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:19 AM (g8Hfr)

250 We will commemorate her sacrifice on March 30th, hereafter Michelle Fields Day, the day her assailant's guilt was conclusively proven.

ARM-istice Day?

Posted by: Michelle 'Flanders' Fields at April 01, 2016 09:19 AM (vP09u)

251 Who's arm dis is?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 01, 2016 09:20 AM (X+nFp)

252 Now I'm going to have to replace everything in my armoire!

*sobs*

*unsuccessfully blows nose*

Posted by: Michelle 'Mine' Fields at April 01, 2016 09:21 AM (yHo2L)

253 In yesterday's thread where everyone was getting taken to the woodshed for cracking wise, I asked if anyone would get this upset if it was a guy that this happened to and we riffed on him? Ala, Geraldo's broken nose.

If the answer is no, then why the white knighting? I thought equal rights ruled?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 09:21 AM (FxM6p)

254 There's an update on Fields? How'd y'all get back on this topic again?

Posted by: Draki at April 01, 2016 09:21 AM (0eidE)

255 251 Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 01, 2016 09:20 AM (X+nFp)

Are you in need of the absolute BEST rate available and do not grasp how economics works?

Let me explain Adjustable Rate Mortgages to you...

//Michelle "Commercial" Fields

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:21 AM (g8Hfr)

256 ARM-istice Day?
Posted by: Michelle 'Flanders' Fields at April 01, 2016 09:19 AM (vP09u

Well there went that 1/2 cup of coffee all over the GD monitor

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 09:22 AM (voOPb)

257 That WaPo writer needs some more investigation. When you look at some of the newer top down video, it looks like he's trying to intercept Corey as he heads towards Michelle "the bruiser" Fields.

And he was real quick to pin everything on Corey.

And WaPoo isn't known for being pro Republican.

BTW, that's how pro pickpocket gangs work. They have people who hide the dip and people who interfere with anyone attempting to intervene. A good physical scam takes 3-6 people to carry off effectively. Loner Pickpockets are mostly in jail.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 01, 2016 09:22 AM (Xo1Rt)

258 >.You have to figure that women like her who turn good men moonbat must
have the kegel down to the point of being a hypersonic shot thrower.

Yep. She's beautiful, but t-r-o-u-b-l-e.
There were even stories of her physically abusing Murdoch at the end of their marriage.

I would think Putin sees her as a treasure trove of info (in addition to fun) given who she's hooked up with, and IIRC, she is/was on some tech co. boards of directors.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2016 09:22 AM (NOIQH)

259 And my car is a stick.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 09:22 AM (eytER)

260 There's an update on Fields? How'd y'all get back on this topic again?
Posted by: Draki at April 01, 2016 09:21 AM (0eidE)

It's not OT if it's in the sidebar.

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 09:23 AM (SDlJf)

261 Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 09:21 AM (FxM6p)

There you go again. Applying the rules equally n' shit.

Sugar and Spice you h8ter!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 01, 2016 09:24 AM (Xo1Rt)

262 Sure wish Ted Cruz had a sense of humor.

http://tinyurl.com/zmndcod

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 01, 2016 09:24 AM (DofIg)

263 253 Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 09:21 AM (FxM6p)

I am egalitarian...

I watch Gerry Rovers getting his nose broken to the Benny Hill soundtrack...

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:24 AM (g8Hfr)

264 254 There's an update on Fields? How'd y'all get back on this topic again?

They're pulling your arm.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 09:24 AM (FxM6p)

265 In yesterday's thread where everyone was getting taken to the woodshed for cracking wise,

I miss so much. All the good stuff.

Posted by: Justly Fletcher at April 01, 2016 09:24 AM (Evja+)

266 She's been on the shows with that super glossy wet looking lipstick.

You know what that means don't you?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 01, 2016 09:24 AM (Xo1Rt)

267 This is why I recorded Throw Down Your Arms.

Smash the patriarchy!

Posted by: Sinead O'Connor at April 01, 2016 09:25 AM (eytER)

268 "According to gossip sites, Putin is now seeing Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife, Wendi Deng."

Wendi Deng is nothing much to look at yet she was/is able to seduce all these high powered guys. Just proves that all men are shallow and easy no matter how badly they want to sound and appear ever so sophisticated.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 09:25 AM (Ky3Fj)

269 It's always a meltdown with you, mumr

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 09:26 AM (SDlJf)

270 It's not OT if it's in the sidebar.
Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 09:23 AM (SDlJf)

Oh let me go see what's the update. Still don't know why Corey said he never touched her.

Posted by: Draki at April 01, 2016 09:26 AM (0eidE)

271 I think it's best to get the Michelle Fields jokes out in this EMT instead of when Ace is up. To get a leg - or arm - up on it before it gets to be all Hulksmach banhammer.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2016 09:26 AM (NOIQH)

272 Testing

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 01, 2016 09:26 AM (RD7QR)

273
Now I'm going to have to replace everything in my armoire!

*sobs*

*unsuccessfully blows nose*Posted by: Michelle 'Mine' Fields at April 01, 2016 09:21 AM (yHo2L)That's OK, honey. Come see Daddy. I've got a nice bottle of Armagnac for you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2016 09:27 AM (X6fMO)

274 Darth Vader: Michelle, I am your father
Michelle Fields: "No! no it's not true! it's not possible! NOOOOOO!!

Posted by: star wars, re-imagined at April 01, 2016 09:27 AM (c6/9Q)

275 It's not OT if it's in the sidebar.
Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 09:23 AM (SDlJf)

Eh, that NR piece seems to just be commentary. I was hoping for movement in the case.

Posted by: Draki at April 01, 2016 09:27 AM (0eidE)

276 266 She's been on the shows with that super glossy wet looking lipstick.

You know what that means don't you?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 01, 2016 09:24 AM (Xo1Rt)

Hummers!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 09:27 AM (FxM6p)

277 Chalk lobster.

Posted by: Corey Whitedreadstein at April 01, 2016 09:28 AM (nckx1)

278
She's been on the shows with that super glossy wet looking lipstick.

You know what that means don't you?

I believe I have mentioned the invention of lip gloss once or twice.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2016 09:28 AM (X6fMO)

279
Eh, that NR piece seems to just be commentary. I was hoping for movement in the case.
Posted by: Draki at April 01, 2016 09:27 AM (0eidE

Laxatives?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 09:28 AM (voOPb)

280 Darth, are you tempted to hit on Michelle like Trump is with Ivanka?

Posted by: Draki at April 01, 2016 09:28 AM (0eidE)

281 Wendi Deng is nothing much to look at yet she was/is able to seduce all these high powered guys.
Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 09:25 AM (Ky3Fj)

Whaaaat. She's like the platonic ideal of a cougar.

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 09:29 AM (SDlJf)

282 Laxatives?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 09:28 AM (voOPb)

Wish I had some yesterday. Got panda express and fixed that!

Posted by: Draki at April 01, 2016 09:29 AM (0eidE)

283 These sweater covered mountains
Are all I got now for me
But my heart's still at Breitbart
And always will be

Some day I'll return to
My old days of charm
And I'll no longer year to
Have back my left arm

*no guitar solo. I only have one arm*

In these fields of destruction
Donald's hair glow like fire
I've born through my suffering
As the Hair Weasel gets higher

And though I was hurt so bad
In my fear and alarm
I did not desert you
My dearest left arm

*Again, no solo. One arm.*

There's so many different words
To call my two big 'uns
Some say pleasure pillows
I prefer bags of fun

Now Trump's run's gone to hell
My work here draws nigh
Let me bid you farewell
Every party must die

But's it's written in starlight
I tell my lawyer with aplomb
They'll all rue the day
They pulled off my left arm

*No outro either. One fucking arm. Got it?*

Posted by: Michelle Fields in Dire Straits at April 01, 2016 09:29 AM (W+w2W)

284 Posted by: Draki at April 01, 2016 09:26 AM (0eidE)

He may not have actually touched her or didn't think he had. He had other more important things on his mind.

He definitely did not jerk her hard enough to make her stumble. The bruises are not proof because she waited to long to get the police involved.

If she hadn't done similar moves like this before. (and more than once) I would give her the benefit of the doubt. But since she has a rep, I'm inclined the other way.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 01, 2016 09:29 AM (Xo1Rt)

285 So Bin Laden Guy being sprung from Gitmo has been on a hunger strike for NINE YEARS? How do you do that without being dead?
I can't believe they wrote that with a straight face.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 01, 2016 09:29 AM (qJhUV)

286 The Eastern Orthodox Church certainly has some lovely prayers:

http://www.goarch.org/chapel/prayer?hour=8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2016 08:56 AM

Thanks, FS. Help yourself!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2016 09:30 AM (bzd8I)

287 He may not have actually touched her or didn't think he had. He had other more important things on his mind.

He definitely did not jerk her hard enough to make her stumble. The bruises are not proof because she waited to long to get the police involved.

If she hadn't done similar moves like this before. (and more than once) I would give her the benefit of the doubt. But since she has a rep, I'm inclined the other way.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 01, 2016 09:29 AM (Xo1Rt)

Eh, I'll let the court system figure that one out. I do find that women bruise easily (done lots of martial arts).

Posted by: Draki at April 01, 2016 09:31 AM (0eidE)

288 So Bin Laden Guy being sprung from Gitmo has been on a hunger strike for NINE YEARS? How do you do that without being dead?
I can't believe they wrote that with a straight face.

---

Maybe the hunger strike is only on every other Tuesday

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 01, 2016 09:31 AM (Qvgg/)

289 At worst she had a shallow abrasion, but I suspect we will be hearing about Fields' strawberry forever.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 09:31 AM (NeFrd)

290 One out of six Gitmo detainees go to bed hungry.

/The More You Know PSA

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 09:32 AM (NeFrd)

291 ... tough to do those on the phone. Yearn, not year.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 01, 2016 09:32 AM (W+w2W)

292 289 At worst she had a shallow abrasion, but I suspect we will be hearing about Fields' strawberry forever.

*groan

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 09:32 AM (FxM6p)

293
Say what you will about ol' Wendy, but attack her husband she will fuck.you.up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7vhgw2s6tA

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 09:33 AM (iQIUe)

294 Can you still drink stuff on a hunger strike? Like those breakfast shakes? Or broth?

Or, y'know, be a total fraud and liar?

Or magic. Yeah, gotta be magic.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 01, 2016 09:33 AM (u0s1P)

295 "278
She's been on the shows with that super glossy wet looking lipstick.

You know what that means don't you?"

--------

I'm a chick and I don't know what it means. Can you enlighten me please?

I believe I have mentioned the invention of lip gloss once or twice.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 09:33 AM (Ky3Fj)

296 There's a code for that.

===

Did you do one for Mlle. Fields?

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerpaint at April 01, 2016 09:33 AM (3ZtZW)

297 I do find that women bruise easily (done lots of martial arts).
Posted by: Draki at April 01, 2016 09:31 AM (0eidE)

Alright Doctor Aki you're going to have to come with us now.

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 09:34 AM (SDlJf)

298 Curse you Seamus @289.

I was working on that but it didn't seem worth the effort; this isn't a baseball field in a cornfield in Iowa, it was a Beatles Song.

If you hum it they will come.

Posted by: Justly Fletcher at April 01, 2016 09:34 AM (Evja+)

299 Good morning Horde!

Two new polls entered the RCP average yesterday. Ironically, it was the Democrat pollster PPP who give presumptive nominee Trump a slight bump. The Fox poll continues the "down 11" trend for Trump.

The current average is Clinton 49.7, Trump 39.1 for a -10.6% average across 7 polls.

Cook released a new House analysis, but changed none of the ratings. Current projection remains Dems pick up at least 4 in the Senate and 12 in the House.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 01, 2016 09:34 AM (kBIIG)

300 >>One out of six Gitmo detainees go to bed hungry.

I eat their meals for them.

Posted by: KLM - Now 30lbs heavier since Gitmo at April 01, 2016 09:34 AM (NOIQH)

301
Eh, that was stills. Better to see her in action:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY-dyz_iW1s

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 09:35 AM (iQIUe)

302 288 So Bin Laden Guy being sprung from Gitmo has been on a hunger strike for NINE YEARS? How do you do that without being dead?
I can't believe they wrote that with a straight face.

---

Maybe the hunger strike is only on every other Tuesday
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 01, 2016 09:31 AM (Qvgg/

He gave up pork for Lent?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 09:35 AM (voOPb)

303 And a good morning, wingnuts.
Presently I have decided it is time to come clean.
Really, this is something which, after all these years,
I have decided I must be honest about my motives.
Let me be clear about this.

Finally, I am going to Huffington Post.
Obviously this is a major break for me, but let's be frank.
Openness about what you believe is important.
Let us seek the truth, then, on the left.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 01, 2016 09:35 AM (9krrF)

304 289 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 09:31 AM (NeFrd)

Yup....

Her orchard

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:35 AM (g8Hfr)

305 Ace should wait until the book thread to ask everyone to lay off the Fields socking and jokery.

So we can get a proper Farewell to Arms.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 01, 2016 09:35 AM (u0s1P)

306 I lost thirty pounds on the NutriSystem 9 year fast!

Posted by: Terry Bradshaw at April 01, 2016 09:35 AM (nckx1)

307 Did you do one for Mlle. Fields?

@173
@239

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 09:35 AM (NeFrd)

308 You have to wonder who allowed this guy into the hearing room with this shit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 09:36 AM (iQIUe)

309 281 Wendi Deng is nothing much to look at yet she was/is able to seduce all these high powered guys.
Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 09:25 AM (Ky3Fj)

She learned a trick while working in a brothel in Singapore...

(Actually I think she's an FSB sparrow and Putin is handling her as a Director's case.)

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 01, 2016 09:37 AM (RD7QR)

310 Let me yank you down
cuz I'm going to
Strawberry Fields

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 09:37 AM (SDlJf)

311
I think someone who throws a pie into someone's face should be beat up. The punishment is too light.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 09:38 AM (iQIUe)

312 Piss off Terry. I lost eight pounds in one Trump press event.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 09:38 AM (W+w2W)

313 If you hum it they will come.

Yes. Yes they will.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 09:39 AM (FxM6p)

314 312 Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 09:38 AM (W+w2W)

Good to know!

//Amy Schumer with a chainsaw and a grin

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:39 AM (g8Hfr)

315 Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 01, 2016 09:35 AM (9krrF)

=============

Dont do that. But if you must go, go to HotGas.net You can say anything there.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 09:40 AM (iQIUe)

316 I can understand Hillary's point of veiw. We only accepted money from people who worked for narcotraffickers, kidnappers and terrorist, not from those organizations themselves.

Posted by: Pablo Escobar's political consultant at April 01, 2016 09:40 AM (aKchR)

317 Alright Doctor Aki you're going to have to come with us now.
Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 09:34 AM (SDlJf)

What? You don't like what I prescribe. It's good for her.

Posted by: Draki at April 01, 2016 09:40 AM (54DCl)

318 Somebody has to photoshop an Ewok swinging from a vine, laptop in hand, to save Princess Fields from the Imperial Trumptroopers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 01, 2016 09:41 AM (W+w2W)

319 315 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 09:40 AM (iQIUe)

In the spirit of unburdening one's soul it's time I confess along with Cavil...

I am a Democrat Underground Operative...

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:41 AM (g8Hfr)

320 316 Posted by: Pablo Escobar's political consultant at April 01, 2016 09:40 AM (aKchR)

Those were all anti-drug drug dealers right Pablo?

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:42 AM (g8Hfr)

321 "So we can get a proper Farewell to Arms."

I'm from a certain era when this was a big slogan:

You can't hug with nuclear arms.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 09:42 AM (Ky3Fj)

322 In the spirit of unburdening one's soul it's time I confess along with Cavil...

And with Sven,
I must confess, I have .38 specials at home.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 09:43 AM (FxM6p)

323 Nuclear, fusion, solar, coal ... whatever. Not real damn picky at this point.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 09:44 AM (W+w2W)

324 To those who ponder (and I wonder at their apparent lack of imagination), what else makes the lips shiny?

What is brought to mind when a female licks her lips?

How do men react to that?

Do women really think that men don't know they do their makeup with it's effect on others (men in particular) in mind?

Wet lips implies other wet "objects".

Need I go on?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 01, 2016 09:45 AM (Xo1Rt)

325 Those were all anti-drug drug dealers right Pablo?
Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:42 AM (g8Hfr)

They were undocumented pharmacists.

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 09:45 AM (SDlJf)

326
"DR NO Arms"

Posted by: James Bond Movies - *The Michelle Fields Collection* at April 01, 2016 09:46 AM (0cMkb)

327 Need I go on?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That

Please don't!

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 09:46 AM (SDlJf)

328 325 Posted by: Phone of kari at April 01, 2016 09:45 AM (SDlJf)

fulfilling a vital social function...

//12 pot shops in Butte and growing

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:46 AM (g8Hfr)

329
"The Man with the Golden Prosthetic Arm"

Posted by: James Bond Movies - *The Michelle Fields Collection* at April 01, 2016 09:47 AM (0cMkb)

330 The Rise of the "Requel:" A Combination Sequel and Reboot

I'm starring in a Requel of The Man With The Golden Arm.

Melissa McCarthy will be in it too.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 09:47 AM (PFy0L)

331 Nothing to be ashamed of rick. I keep some Bachman Turner Overdrive in the truck.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 01, 2016 09:48 AM (W+w2W)

332 I think someone who throws a pie into someone's face should be beat up. The punishment is too light.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 09:38 AM (iQIUe)

I wonder if Murdoch could buy controlling interest in all the companies the idiot and his family worked for, and then inform them life will be miserable unless he emigrates to Mexico.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2016 09:48 AM (aKchR)

333
"Diamonds Are Forever (But apparently not left arms)"

Posted by: James Bond Movies - *The Michelle Fields Collection* at April 01, 2016 09:48 AM (0cMkb)

334 I thought the Man With the Golden Arm starred Frank Sinatra?

The Man With the Golden Gun was Bond/Fleming.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 01, 2016 09:48 AM (Xo1Rt)

335 Such absolute horseshit

MEDIAWatch: A Man Offered Free Hugs At Trump & Sanders Rallies. The Results Speak Volumes...

http://tinyurl.com/z3qdzvg

*look at the glee the Sanders people feel... I GET TO HUG A MINORITY!!!!!! I'M INCLUSIVE!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 09:49 AM (/D5Lf)

336 I like Creedence Clearwater for cruisin' music.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 01, 2016 09:49 AM (Xo1Rt)

337 We can rebuild her; we have the technology

Posted by: Oscar Goldman at April 01, 2016 09:49 AM (5kPex)

338 I do need to thank the Jupiter Fl Police Department for unleashing the long arm of the law on my attacker.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 09:49 AM (eytER)

339
"One Arm Is Not Enough"

Posted by: James Bond Movies - *The Michelle Fields Collection* at April 01, 2016 09:50 AM (0cMkb)

340
"For Your Arm Only (and for your only arm)"

Posted by: James Bond Movies - *The Michelle Fields Collection* at April 01, 2016 09:51 AM (0cMkb)

341 335 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 09:49 AM (/D5Lf)

I'd pay good money to have a person wearing Trump gear go to a Donk event and offer "Free Hugs"...

What a kindergarten we've become.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:51 AM (g8Hfr)

342 April Fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly...

-Ambrose Bierce

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2016 09:52 AM (9mTYi)

343 Government enforced rape, courtesy of the UN. And unlike private sector rapists, there is zero chance of them being held accountable.

Posted by: angela urkel at April 01, 2016 09:54 AM (P0DTV)

344 In an editorial, the title of which refers to President Obama as 'negro,' an opinion columnist has accused him of 'inciting rebellion.'

The article is titled 'Negro, Tu Eres Sueco?' which roughly translates to 'Black Man, Are You Dumb?'
-----
-WZ

Good visit then Barky? You F'ing clown.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 08:38 AM (/D5Lf)

The answer is yes and a raging traitor to this country. And after all that kissing ass in Cuba they are pissing in Barry's face. Of course he might enjoy that.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2016 09:54 AM (493sH)

345 I'd pay good money to have a person wearing Trump gear go to a Donk event and offer "Free Hugs"...

What a kindergarten we've become.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:51 AM (g8Hfr)

This is why I don't quite understand the rending of garments over this election. Hillory vs. Trump... people say neither of them are Presidential. In this nation? At this time? Sure they are!

Pretending this is some sort of mistake, that an adult, civilized nation nominates these clowns BY ACCIDENT is to refuse to see the reality as it stares you in the face.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2016 09:55 AM (Dj0WE)

346 Dont do that. But if you must go, go to HotGas.net You can say anything there.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 09:40 AM (iQIUe)

last week they had the funniest Hitler/Ace rant

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 09:56 AM (voOPb)

347 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 01, 2016 09:45 AM (Xo1Rt)

Go on.......

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2016 09:56 AM (sdxPm)

348 345 Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2016 09:55 AM (Dj0WE)

Don't leave out Grandpa Simpson on Team Jackass either.

There's one adult in the room and the funny thing is he is the villain.

We live in an insane asylum.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:57 AM (g8Hfr)

349 A communist is a viable contender for president of the USA. No, not an April Fool's day joke unfortunately.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 01, 2016 09:58 AM (0LHZx)

350 Hrmph. My prankstertude is clearly weak.

Gotta up my game with the Horde...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 01, 2016 09:58 AM (9krrF)

351 Oh, and I am fairly close to declaring (for what that's worth... which is nothing) that only one person be allowed to sock Michelle Fields.

Now, if you want to change the name to this that or the other, fine. But ONE person gets to be Michelle Fields.

Are we all agreed?

Great! Carry on.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2016 09:58 AM (Dj0WE)

352 A communist is a viable contender for president of the USA. No, not an April Fool's day joke unfortunately.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo

News from 2008...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 01, 2016 09:58 AM (9krrF)

353 350 Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 01, 2016 09:58 AM (9krrF)

You did fine, I appreciated it.

Join me at Kos and we'll sort it out.

HUMA BRING ME THE AX!

//Hillary!Dearest

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:59 AM (g8Hfr)

354 Breaking: 2 year old daughters like to have the same book read to them over and over. And over. [krak/t]

LOL.
Yes, the same books.
Yes, the same movies.

Our oldest wore out the VHS tape of Mother Goose. That was 28 years ago.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 09:59 AM (voOPb)

355 Man ... I hope, for his sake, Ace is tapping her.

Bcause those no other reason to white knight for Michelle Fields as hard as he is.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 01, 2016 10:00 AM (W+w2W)

356 Suck it BurtTC.

Posted by: Michele Fields at April 01, 2016 10:00 AM (MSiSP)

357 354 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 09:59 AM (voOPb)

She watched it for 30 years dude.....

THAT is a great return on investment.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 10:00 AM (g8Hfr)

358 345 I'd pay good money to have a person wearing Trump gear go to a Donk event and offer "Free Hugs"...

What a kindergarten we've become.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:51 AM (g8Hfr)

_____

My wife told me about some "get to know your local farmer" event this weekend. And she's like, that will be so much fun for the kids. Yeah lots of fun hanging around ultra lib assholes who faint at the sight of GMO foods. And I said, I'll go on one condition, I get to war a TRUMP 2016 t-shirt. She game a mean stare and walked away.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 01, 2016 10:00 AM (0LHZx)

359 Oh, and I am fairly close to declaring (for what that's worth... which is nothing) that only one person be allowed to sock Michelle Fields.

Now, if you want to change the name to this that or the other, fine. But ONE person gets to be Michelle Fields.

Are we all agreed?

Great! Carry on.
Posted by: BurtTC

Agreed!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 10:01 AM (FxM6p)

360 Did someone already do a broken cookie joke?

Posted by: Mrs. Fields at April 01, 2016 10:01 AM (XXT0O)

361 Don't leave out Grandpa Simpson on Team Jackass either.

There's one adult in the room and the funny thing is he is the villain.

We live in an insane asylum.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 09:57 AM (g8Hfr)

I guess that's why Biden wasn't allowed to run. You really can't have two off-their-rocker old coots doing their standup routine.

It would be like having Rickles and Carlan co-headlining a show. Wouldn't work. You have to mix it up a little.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2016 10:02 AM (Dj0WE)

362 British-based foundation stands by awarding $1M Global Teacher Prize to al-Hroub - her husband took part in murdering 6 Jews.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 10:02 AM (iQIUe)

363 Morning all

354-Our son's go-to video was Beatrix Potter's Roly Poly Pudding. We watched that one over and over, but at least it was good. Our daughter loved Barney. Because my mother gave her a Barney video, not realizing the mindworm that big purple dinosaur can be. Hubby would sing the songs at work, and would be joined by at least two or three other dads. The 90's were rough.

Posted by: Moki at April 01, 2016 10:02 AM (7q2ch)

364 Oh, and I am fairly close to declaring (for what that's worth... which is nothing) that only one person be allowed to sock Michelle Fields.

Now, if you want to change the name to this that or the other, fine. But ONE person gets to be Michelle Fields.

Are we all agreed?

Great! Carry on.
Posted by: BurtTC

Agreed!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 10:01 AM (FxM6p)

I'm down with that.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 10:02 AM (1xUj/)

365 355 Man ... I hope, for his sake, Ace is tapping her.

Bcause those no other reason to white knight for Michelle Fields as hard as he is.

'zactly. Equal rights and all.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 10:02 AM (FxM6p)

366 East coast to see increase in temperatures, drier climate

Traditionally, I put away my snow shovel, snowblower, and salt the first weekend of April. I think maybe I better hang onto them another week.

Posted by: rickl at April 01, 2016 10:03 AM (zoehZ)

367 Does anyone else think its funny that MST3K made a Bruce Jenner transgender joke at the end of Angels' Revenge 20 years before the fact? (s6e22 1995)

Posted by: auscolpyr at April 01, 2016 10:03 AM (suO/a)

368 Man ... I hope, for his sake, Ace is tapping her.

Look, all I know is I'm hiding when someone breaks out the "It's Old, Ace" on the whole deal.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 01, 2016 10:04 AM (9krrF)

369 Doot doot doot doot.

Dnnt dnnt dnnt dnnt.

Breeeeoooowwwwwwwwww.

Posted by: The Amazing Bionic Reporter Brushes Her Teeth at April 01, 2016 10:04 AM (qWSuS)

370 Oh, and I am fairly close to declaring (for what that's worth... which is nothing) that only one person be allowed to sock Michelle Fields.

Now, if you want to change the name to this that or the other, fine. But ONE person gets to be Michelle Fields.

Are we all agreed?

Great! Carry on.
Posted by: BurtTC

*raises single arm in sorrowful agreement*

Posted by: Michelle 'Mine' Fields at April 01, 2016 10:04 AM (5kPex)

371 358 Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 01, 2016 10:00 AM (0LHZx)

Yup.

I am genuine in being Trump Agnostic but the angst machine over his backers on left and right may have me adopt some of his "virtue signals" just to piss people off.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 10:04 AM (g8Hfr)

372 beep beep beep beep beep ice chips.....i....need.......ice.....chips.........beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Posted by: michelle fields at April 01, 2016 10:04 AM (0O7c5)

373 British-based foundation stands by awarding $1M Global Teacher Prize to al-Hroub - her husband took part in murdering 6 Jews.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 10:02 AM (iQIUe)

Diversity!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2016 10:04 AM (493sH)

374 Suck it BurtTC.
Posted by: Michele Fields at April 01, 2016 10:00 AM (MSiSP)

Agreed!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 10:01 AM (FxM6p)

I don't think you two "Michelles" are taking me seriously.

And you, first fake Michelle, if you WERE the real Michelle, I would. I would suck it. Suck it until it bruises.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2016 10:04 AM (Dj0WE)

375 Now, if you want to change the name to this that or the other, fine. But ONE person gets to be Michelle Fields.

Are we all agreed?

Great! Carry on.
Posted by: BurtTC

Agreed!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 10:01 AM (FxM6p)

I'm down with that.

Posted by: Michelle Fields

No! I am Sparticus!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 10:05 AM (9krrF)

376 I get to war a TRUMP 2016 t-shirt. She game a mean stare and walked away.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 01, 2016 10:00 AM (0LHZx)

You had a better chance of getting lucky Moo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 10:05 AM (voOPb)

377 368 Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 01, 2016 10:04 AM (9krrF)

The Horde and Ace are about to do the Flash Gordon Flash v Arbor gladiator scene on the matter.

Ace....ahhhhh ahhhh

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 10:06 AM (g8Hfr)

378
I'm tempted to take some chalk to a campus and write:

#Hillary/Peron
#Hillary/MadameMao
#Sanders/PolPot

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 10:06 AM (iQIUe)

379 Posted by: Mrs. Fields at April 01, 2016 10:01 AM (XXT0O)

Yeah I think so. I had a couple of them all lined up, but someone got there first. To be morons, we're pretty damned fast with the bon mots.
Me, I'm Slow kraken. I only have two or three good quips a day in me. After that it's just lame shit, trying to keep up. Sad really, sort of like the short kid who gets to play b'ball with thetall kids, with the understanding that all he gets to do is pass the ball.

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2016 10:06 AM (sdxPm)

380 Winston Churchill described my feelings about Trump best.

He has all of the virtues I despise and none of the vices I admire.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 01, 2016 10:06 AM (MSiSP)

381 If you hum it they will come.
Posted by: Justly Fletcher at April 01, 2016 09:34 AM (Evja+)

Some quicker than others, but yes.

Posted by: Guy what see dirtyness everywhere at April 01, 2016 10:07 AM (kKHcp)

382 The Horde and Ace are about to do the Flash Gordon Flash v Arbor gladiator scene on the matter.

Yeah, I've been starting to float around H2 because the whole thing's getting freaky here. I'm starting to think someone spiked the Val-U-Rite with some brown acid.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 01, 2016 10:07 AM (9krrF)

383 If you hum it they will come.
Posted by: Justly Fletcher at April 01, 2016 09:34 AM (Evja+)

Some quicker than others, but yes.

Posted by: Guy what see dirtyness everywhere

Mmmph! MMMMmmmph!!!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 01, 2016 10:09 AM (5kPex)

384 My wife told me about some "get to know your local farmer" event this weekend. And she's like, that will be so much fun for the kids. Yeah lots of fun hanging around ultra lib assholes who faint at the sight of GMO foods.And I said, I'll go on one condition, I get to war a TRUMP 2016 t-shirt. She game a mean stare and walked away.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 01, 2016 10:00 AM (0LHZx)

If Trump 2016 is written in chalk it could cause a mass panic and stampede for the nearest safe space

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2016 10:09 AM (493sH)

385 >>I've been starting to float around H2

The Nutmegger Cabal never rests.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2016 10:09 AM (F3ax6)

386 Me, I'm Slow kraken. I only have two or three good quips a day in me. After that it's just lame shit, trying to keep up. Sad really, sort of like the short kid who gets to play b'ball with thetall kids, with the understanding that all he gets to do is pass the ball.

SHOOT IT!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 10:09 AM (FxM6p)

387 >>#Sanders/PolPot
---
My guess they would associate free pot with the Bern, not a murderous communist thug

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 10:10 AM (voOPb)

388 Are we all agreed?

Great! Carry on.
Posted by: BurtTC

Agreed!
Posted by: Michelle Fields

*raises one hand*

I agree too!

Posted by: Michelle Fields (no not that Michelle Fields) at April 01, 2016 10:10 AM (YLLPb)

389 He has all of the virtues I despise and none of the vices I admire.

Trump continually boasts that he's not a drinker.

I would pay $20 for a PPV of him getting rip roaring drunk.

I would pay $50 for a PPV of him tripping on acid.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2016 10:10 AM (1xUj/)

390 So I'm setting here thinking:

What's a Friday without a flame war? Amirite?

If there were a contested convention and they were to pick Ben Carson, I don't think I'd be unhappy with that. After the past three weeks, an extremely intelligent, genuinely nice guy, not a lying, slimey walking deception.

Yeah, the first ever relativistic candidate.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 01, 2016 10:10 AM (4ng05)

391 SHOOT IT!

Posted by: rickb223

*****

**Lifts kraken up on shoulders**

DUNK IT!!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 10:11 AM (NeFrd)

392 *raises one hand*

I agree too!

Posted by: Michelle Fields (no not that Michelle Fields)

*high fives awkwardly*

Posted by: Michelle 'Mine' Fields at April 01, 2016 10:12 AM (5kPex)

393 Are we all agreed?

Great! Carry on.
Posted by: BurtTC

******

Like herding cats, man.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 10:12 AM (NeFrd)

394 Some quicker than others, but yes.

Fletch is dead. Murdered by a cunning punist who dangled innuendo in the thread. Bait too rich to ignore.

♪ Ya gotta know when to hold'm ♪
♪ know when to fold'm ♪
♪ know when to walk away ♪
♪ know when to run ♪

Fletch didn't run when he should have
Now he's dead, Jim

Posted by: Gabrial's Horn at April 01, 2016 10:12 AM (Evja+)

395 Sock off.

Posted by: AmeriDan at April 01, 2016 10:13 AM (YLLPb)

396 Are we all agreed?

Great! Carry on.
Posted by: BurtTC

******

Like herding cats, man.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 10:12 AM (NeFrd)

I did that this morning too. It was easier.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2016 10:13 AM (Dj0WE)

397 New footage of the Fields/Lewandowski incident reveals cause and true extent of injuries:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SZMn_711s4

Red Eye, are you paying attention?

Posted by: The Amazing Bionic Reporter at April 01, 2016 10:14 AM (qWSuS)

398 Morning all

354-Our son's go-to video was Beatrix Potter's Roly Poly Pudding. We
watched that one over and over, but at least it was good. Our daughter
loved Barney. Because my mother gave her a Barney video, not realizing
the mindworm that big purple dinosaur can be. Hubby would sing the
songs at work, and would be joined by at least two or three other dads.
The 90's were rough.
Posted by: Moki at April 01, 2016 10:02 AM (7q2ch)
_________

Have a 19mo grandson with me now (11yo step-granddaughter is with friends today) and pretty much all we watch is VeggieTales. My older kids had a Veggie marathon one night over Christmas and sang with all the silly songs. For the older girls, Monster High is not too obnoxious and has some clever lines.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 01, 2016 10:15 AM (MIKMs)

399 Sad really, sort of like the short kid who gets to play b'ball with thetall kids

*****

We've got you covered-

2016 ICD-10-CM R62.52 Short stature

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 10:15 AM (NeFrd)

400 Next Halloween I'm dressing as Michelle Fields. I'll hand out candy single handedly.

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 01, 2016 10:16 AM (gwG9s)

401 386 Me, I'm Slow kraken. I only have two or three good quips a day in me. After that it's just lame shit, trying to keep up. Sad really, sort of like the short kid who gets to play b'ball with thetall kids, with the understanding that all he gets to do is pass the ball.

SHOOT IT!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2016 10:09 AM (FxM6p)

Yeah, like, " lets's all get that little hobbit bastard to put up the air ball" so we can mock him n stuff".... Sean Astin warned me about this.

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2016 10:16 AM (sdxPm)

402 Michelle Fields is now most in danger from scratching an itch with her new hook hand.

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2016 10:17 AM (MQEz6)

403
Decaf:

Lip gloss was invented by cosmetician Max Factor (yes, there really was such a person) in 1930. The cover story is that he was searching for a way to make lips appear shiny and glossy on the panchromatic film stock used in black and white movies.

However, a rumor I came across a while back (and you'll have to trust me on this, since it would take me nearly a week of constant reading to find the reference on my shelf) is that Factor was asked to create a lip product that would shine moistly on an actress' mouth in order to plant the idea of a blowjob in the subconscious mind of the movie viewer.

It's probably no coincidence that when Factor began selling lip gloss commercially, it was under the name X-Rated.

**The More You Know**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2016 10:17 AM (X6fMO)

404 Michelle Fields , we have a coat of arms to grant you ...

Posted by: College of Arms at April 01, 2016 10:18 AM (c6/9Q)

405 Ha!

Called this last night as soon as I heard it.

Middle Eastern Student Who Claims She Was Slashed And Called A Terrorist In NYC Admits It Was A Hoax

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 10:18 AM (/D5Lf)

406 Choot it, kraken, choot it!!

Posted by: Troy Landry at April 01, 2016 10:18 AM (NeFrd)

407 405 Some day something might really happen.Than,look out.

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2016 10:19 AM (B48dK)

408 405 Ha!

Called this last night as soon as I heard it.

Middle Eastern Student Who Claims She Was Slashed And Called A Terrorist In NYC Admits It Was A Hoax
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 10:18 AM (/D5Lf

Where's the backlash? Oh yeah, there won't be any. Silly me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 10:19 AM (voOPb)

409 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 08:58 AM

Drat! I looked.

Posted by: Giveitup at April 01, 2016 10:19 AM (E6RIJ)

410 No worries Michelle, despite this setback the beat goes on.

Posted by: Rick Allen at April 01, 2016 10:19 AM (5kPex)

411 >>Middle Eastern Student Who Claims She Was Slashed And Called A Terrorist In NYC Admits It Was A Hoax

It's best to assume that all Muslims are lying.

Always.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2016 10:20 AM (F3ax6)

412 It's probably no coincidence that when Factor began selling lip gloss commercially, it was under the name X-Rated.

The X rating, in fact all of the ratings, came out in the 60s.

Did Max wait that long to market the product?

And now for story time. There was girl in high school who wouldn't go out with me but she'd tease my by letting me taste her flavored lip glosses with a kiss. She also let me look down her shirt. It wasn't what I wanted, but it was better than nothing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2016 10:21 AM (1xUj/)

413 My kid was strange. While I was pushing "Charlotte's Web" he was wearing out "The Cat From Outer Space".

Posted by: creeper at April 01, 2016 10:21 AM (fqrJe)

414 To truely understand the events of that fateful night after the rent appendage flew, surting through the air after being unceremoniosly ripping from the female reporter's torso,

we kind of need the Chinese animation version of the incident.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 01, 2016 10:21 AM (4ng05)

415 I blame Beowulf.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2016 10:22 AM (1xUj/)

416 Middle Eastern Student Who Claims She Was Slashed And Called A Terrorist In NYC Admits It Was A Hoax
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 10:18 AM (/D5Lf)

What the punishment should be for this is kind of obvious.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 01, 2016 10:23 AM (4ng05)

417 My childhood was all like " daaaad, I don't wanna play b'ball, lemme play baseball" .... he finally understood kraken was quick, not fast. The tall thing he never caught on to. Still pissed at Randy Newman. Asshole.

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2016 10:23 AM (sdxPm)

418 >>in order to plant the idea of a blowjob in the subconscious mind of the movie viewer.

Subconscious?

That's all we were thinking, anyway.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2016 10:23 AM (F3ax6)

419 My blog post today is CS Lewis The Abolition of Man, which is the goodreads group read this month.

Link in nic

Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:23 AM (nbrY/)

420 we kind of need the Chinese animation version of the incident.

One Armed Reporter vs Master of Flying Guillotine

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 01, 2016 10:23 AM (9krrF)

421 if Ace is still sad perhaps we could do one of these for him?

http://www.boredpanda.com/how-to-care-for-little-sad-person-john-saddington/

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 10:24 AM (voOPb)

422 Where's the backlash? Oh yeah, there won't be any. Silly me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 10:19 AM (voOPb)

*pulls dictionary off shelf

a strong and adverse reaction by a large number of people, especially to a social or political development.

Well, the definition is still the same. Guess the newsies are using it wrong.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 10:24 AM (/D5Lf)

423 I have a dream that someday we will live in a country where a man will be judged on the content of his character, not the height of his vertical leap.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 10:25 AM (NeFrd)

424 Of course Fields wasn't hurt because it never happened . She's delusionall. And when it did happen I was in danger of being shanked by her pen. I remember it like John Kerry remembers his magic hat. My campaign manager saved my life.

Posted by: Trump at April 01, 2016 10:25 AM (MSiSP)

425 It's probably no coincidence that when Factor began selling lip gloss commercially, it was under the name X-Rated.
**The More You Know**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2016 10:17 AM (X6fMO)

Wait, when did Mr. Factor start selling lip gloss? Because if it was prior to 1968, which was when the MPAA implement the G, M, R X rating system, calling it 'X-Rated' it would have been anachronistic.

(the M rating eventually became PG)

http://filmratings.com/why.html

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 01, 2016 10:26 AM (/qsUy)

426 Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:23 AM (nbrY/)
Read it. It's good, not as good as "Voyage of the Dawn Treader" though. It needed more mice.

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2016 10:26 AM (sdxPm)

427 Kraken. A brief anecdote for your amusement:

9th grade gym class. School's basketball coach comes into the gym. "Tweet!!! Anybody who wants to try out for the basket ball team come down to this end of the gym." Mad scramble of gawky yoots.

"All right! Listen up! Form two lines and begin a lay-up drill."

Young Seamus takes the ball, dribbles twice, shoots a lay-up.

"Tweet!!! Muldoon, back to the other end of the gym!"

Honest to God, that is a true story!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 01, 2016 10:28 AM (NeFrd)

428 Nude

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 10:28 AM (voOPb)

429 Art up.

Posted by: HH at April 01, 2016 10:29 AM (DrCtv)

430 "Phantom limb syndrome with pain "

I've known several amputees who complained of this, including my father who lost both legs and still complained of foot pain.
I know, weird, right?

Posted by: navybrat at April 01, 2016 10:29 AM (8QGte)

431 Middle Eastern Student Who Claims She Was Slashed And Called A Terrorist In NYC Admits It Was A Hoax
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 10:18 AM (/D5Lf

_______

You go grrrrrlllll!!!!!

Posted by: UVA "Rape Victim" at April 01, 2016 10:29 AM (0LHZx)

432 msnbc: "putin is stocking up on nukes.. we are entering the new arms race... can we keep up ? now we turn to michelle fields, our arms expert.."

Posted by: news you can use at April 01, 2016 10:31 AM (c6/9Q)

433
Hmm. Seems wiki has led me astray. They say that Factor's lip gloss was called X-Rated beginning in 1932. So either the name is wrong, or it had a Thirties definition that I don't know. A quick bing search doesn't turn up any example of the stuff.

But the idea behind the gloss I'll stand by. I know I read that in one of my movie books.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2016 10:33 AM (X6fMO)

434 Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:23 AM (nbrY/)

I'm liking your blog.

Posted by: creeper at April 01, 2016 10:45 AM (fqrJe)

435 Thanks MPPP, interesting story though I still prefer matte lipstick.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2016 10:47 AM (Ky3Fj)

436 433
Hmm. Seems wiki has led me astray. They say that Factor's lip gloss was called X-Rated beginning in 1932. So either the name is wrong, or it had a Thirties definition that I don't know. A quick bing search doesn't turn up any example of the stuff.

But the idea behind the gloss I'll stand by. I know I read that in one of my movie books.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2016 10:33 AM (X6fMO)

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There use to be a Max Factor Museum in Hollywood. Not sure if it is still there. If they are still in existence, you could email them...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 10:47 AM (iQIUe)

437 So the Japanese have invented the fork taser, for food, not porn, yet, that the internet has found out about?

Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2016 10:48 AM (DL2i+)

438
Wait, when did Mr. Factor start selling lip gloss? Because if it was prior to 1968, which was when the MPAA implement the G, M, R X rating system, calling it 'X-Rated' it would have been anachronistic.

(the M rating eventually became PG)

http://filmratings.com/why.html
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 01, 2016 10:26 AM (/qsUy)

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Didnt they use X Rated for other things? Like tabloid mags?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 01, 2016 10:49 AM (iQIUe)

439 The Greyhound bus station incident happened in my town.
I look askance at the "criminal interdiction" methods underway. I think quizzing and hassling low-income travelers who feel pretty sure they have no right to avoid prolonged detention or bag or body searches is just this close to a police state I don't want. I don't like broad dragnets that have nothing but generalities like "we want to find drugs and guns" behind them it puts the public in harms way (as it did here) and encroaches on the freedom and privacy of people just going about their business.

I don't CARE about some guy with a kilo of cocaine strapped to his leg. If you know he's going to be there, that's one thing. If there is a credible threat of terrorist travel or planned acts, if there is reasonable belief that a known suspect is there - that's another.

But a shakedown force is wrong and I want it ended.

Posted by: SarahW at April 01, 2016 11:57 AM (3fTXW)

440 439 Posted by: SarahW at April 01, 2016 11:57 AM (3fTXW)

While I agree with the budding police state analysis, I am curious did Mr. Brown go BLM b/c of it....or do you think it was more a "Damn you whitey!" thing?

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 12:01 PM (g8Hfr)

441 Sven10077 - The shooter has a long, petty-ish criminal past, though he wasn't presently wanted for anything. FWIW I do suspect there is mental illness in the mix. Paranoid schizophrenics are over-represented in the cohort of greyhound bus travelers. Being quizzed and hassled by agents of the government could cause a flight or fight meltdown in the mentally ill as well as the criminal.

Posted by: SarahW at April 01, 2016 12:46 PM (3fTXW)

442 441 Posted by: SarahW at April 01, 2016 12:46 PM (3fTXW)

"pettyish"?

Court records show James Brown III had been charged with murder, intent to kill, aggravated battery with a firearm, failure to obey police, resisting a corrections officer, aggravated battery of a pregnant woman, aggravated battery of an unborn child, numerous drug charges, intimidation, domestic battery, felony possession of a weapon, among many driving charges.

Man I'd hate to see what a real felon looks like.

So the law doesn't apply in Greyhound Bus Stations...

anywhere else people can't be subjected to routine questioning?

You do know a cop can detain you for "hello" for 24 hours on suspicion right?

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2016 12:55 PM (g8Hfr)

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