CNN Townhall Thread

If Trump shows up, which he's threatened he might not, we can expect a few questions about the never-ending dramas which even some stalwart supporters liken to having to bail a hyperactive, anti-social 16 year old out of jail every couple of weeks.

We'll probably hear about some "deals," and how we need to make "great" ones, and, one can only hope, some discussion of which candidates or candidates' wives are sub-Trumpian in terms of physical appeal.

Posted by: Ace at 07:56 PM




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1 Blaylock ball

Posted by: Skip the thread sniper at March 29, 2016 07:57 PM (fizMZ)

2 Thank God we as a nation are more concerned with this, than Obama destabilizing the Middle East.

//Axelrod, David Axelrod

Posted by: Sven10077 at March 29, 2016 07:58 PM (g8Hfr)

3 Whywhywhywhywhywhywhy is this even happening?
Who here is undecided?
Anyone?
Bueller?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2016 07:59 PM (NOIQH)

4 Ok I'll put it on to see if he shows, honestly I hope he doesn't

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 07:59 PM (fizMZ)

5 Trump has already served his purpose. GOP is exposed for what it is. Does not matter if Trump wins or loses at this point.

Looks like Sanders is close to the same. That's a bonus I didn't see coming.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2016 07:59 PM (fiGNd)

6 They don't even need to torpedo Trunmp.
He's doing a bang-up job himself (glances at sidebar).
Ackphftp!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2016 07:59 PM (NOIQH)

7 the Flash is also on

The Flash. Runs fast. Dresses flashy. A bit "light in the loafers." Probably a queer!

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2016 08:00 PM (dciA+)

8 Dude is 70 years old and he's still rocking the cockuendo like a prepubescent champion of the girls' locker room peephole.

Posted by: Fritz at March 29, 2016 08:01 PM (+E2Y7)

9 7 the Flash is also on

The Flash. Runs fast. Dresses flashy. A bit "light in the loafers." Probably a queer!
Posted by: ace at March 29, 2016 08:00 PM (dciA+)

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H8er

Posted by: Aquaman at March 29, 2016 08:01 PM (5Kwjp)

10 If you believe that Trump just got in for the press ...

... makes sense that he's got to sink himself. But that would be a bizarre position - how do you disqualify yourself for a job that so many people want you to fill ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2016 08:01 PM (fiGNd)

11 Roger Stone

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 08:02 PM (7GQM/)

12 Trump will win and you'll like it

Posted by: Jeff E at March 29, 2016 08:02 PM (CE+s6)

13 7 Ace,

Nonsense..
. he's become Hispanic in Batfleck v Supes...

Posted by: Sven10077 at March 29, 2016 08:02 PM (g8Hfr)

14 GO BLACKHAWKS!

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2016 08:03 PM (g48gT)

15 >>...the girls' locker room peephole.


Oh, please! Now all you have to do is wear a skirt and claim you're a girl to get in on that action, sans peephole.

Posted by: Chelsea Caitlyn at March 29, 2016 08:03 PM (NOIQH)

16 9 Aquaman,

You became a Roman Reigns clone...

Posted by: Sven10077 at March 29, 2016 08:03 PM (g8Hfr)

17

What if The Flash was a flasher? Would you even see it, or would it be subliminal?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 08:05 PM (KId5h)

18 I'm glad he's out of the race but I kind of miss having that little runt Mario around to pick on.

Posted by: Weasel at March 29, 2016 08:05 PM (e3bId)

19 Cruz is on first! Sounds energized. Anderson Cooper playing let's you and him fight with Trump/Kasich.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 08:05 PM (hgBpU)

20 17 in vino veritas,

You'd only see lil' flash if you slow down the camera 22x

Posted by: Sven10077 at March 29, 2016 08:06 PM (g8Hfr)

21 Anyone have a stream link?

Posted by: dartist at March 29, 2016 08:07 PM (qmou8)

22 ...and then some...

Posted by: the last boy scout at March 29, 2016 08:07 PM (WCnJW)

23 The faux pious televangelist Cruz can keep me entertained for minutes on end.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 29, 2016 08:08 PM (hZaqr)

24 I cant believe the Sanders voters are going to allow Hills to steal the election with these super delegates. Attack! Riot! Break something!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 29, 2016 08:08 PM (iQIUe)

25 Andy arguing with Cruz. Can't wait till he tries to argue with Trump.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 08:08 PM (hgBpU)

26 No go! Here's the specifics!

Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 08:09 PM (M3fMi)

27 My part of the conference call is done, now all I have to do is listen to hear if anyone calls my name. Oh and type quietly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2016 08:09 PM (mw8Dm)

28 beep beep
beep beep

Posted by: michelle fields testifying in court at March 29, 2016 08:09 PM (ioqGj)

29 My primary is already over and since I'm in the never Hilary camp I'll just wait to see what happens. Think I'll go get fought up on the outsiders.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 29, 2016 08:09 PM (kTF2Z)

30 I can't recall - were the lines around the states good or bad? I think they were sometimes bad. I think.

Posted by: Weasel at March 29, 2016 08:10 PM (e3bId)

31 Trump, in any other time in history, would have been an afterthought to this political process many many many gaffes ago.

Many.

Just a testament to how pissed off, and frankly, scared, people are about the state of our union that he is surfing the crests of these by any previous measure, major gaffes, with ease.

And being scared and angry is not at all an insult. If you aren't scared for the prospects of the U.S. as a going proposition, I'd be more worried. And anger is a completely healthy and valid state to be in as well.

So, yeah, Trump is obviously making it up as he goes. If he has an ounce of introspection, he's probably wishing they'd gone with the "Cory is a Super Secret Secret Service Agent" angle from the get go.

Or, you know, just had the dumbass apologize.

But it doesn't seem to have mattered yet, and I have a hard time believing it will.

Posted by: krakatoa at March 29, 2016 08:10 PM (RCS9o)

32 Good job saying "David Pecker" without laughing.

Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 08:10 PM (M3fMi)

33 10 But that would be a bizarre position - how do you disqualify yourself for a job that so many people want you to fill ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2016 08:01 PM (fiGNd)

I think that was part of the plot in Brewster's Millions.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 29, 2016 08:11 PM (jV8Mq)

34 Ted Cruz is now making editorial staff suggestions for Time Warner. Apparently, according to Ted, Time > National Enquirer.

He lies again!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 29, 2016 08:11 PM (hZaqr)

35 27 My part of the conference call is done, now all I have to do is listen to hear if anyone calls my name. Oh and type quietly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2016 08:09 PM (mw8Dm)

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The mute button is your friend.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 29, 2016 08:11 PM (kTF2Z)

36

November 8, 2016 on the National Mall!

PRESIDENTIAL CAGE FIGHT DEATH MATCH!

Anyone who wants enters... but only one leaves AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

With a variety of ancient and modern weapons scattered in the Reflecting Pool arena, skill, tactics and luck will come together to select our new President!

Bring the kids and come early for the best seats!

Will be held rain or shine. First 15 rows are the 'splash zone.' No Orcas are harmed in this event.

Posted by: DONT MISS IT! at March 29, 2016 08:12 PM (KId5h)

37 Politic 1804. AAron Burr US VP, kills Alexander Hamilton US S ec. of Treasury in a duel in NJ. Call me when we get to that.

Posted by: redenzo at March 29, 2016 08:12 PM (WCnJW)

38 How many leftist plants are there going to be?

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 08:13 PM (fizMZ)

39
H8er
Posted by: Aquaman


You're all wet.

Posted by: The Yoker at March 29, 2016 08:13 PM (FkBIv)

40 Just want to remind everyone that if you had listened to me, we could be discussing the merits of our pornstar/stripper candidate.

Posted by: Weasel at March 29, 2016 08:13 PM (e3bId)

41 The mute button is your friend.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 29, 2016 08:11 PM (kTF2Z)


I get called on to often and I am lazy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2016 08:13 PM (mw8Dm)

42 I watched the tail end of the earlier Trump rally that Drudge linked to. It was enjoyable.

If I was a candidate, I wouldn't bother with any event put on by the MSM. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 08:13 PM (sdi6R)

43 You know what I love and my Republican candidate?

Playing to your Janesville crowd and getting them to boo the most conservative governor of the state of Wisconsin ever had...great start.

Posted by: H Badger at March 29, 2016 08:13 PM (+xIXD)

44 38 How many leftist plants are there going to be?
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 08:13 PM (fizMZ)

At least one it seems.

Posted by: elfletcho at March 29, 2016 08:14 PM (orDky)

45 Politic 1804. AAron Burr US VP, kills Alexander Hamilton US S ec. of Treasury in a duel in NJ. Call me when we get to that.
Posted by: redenzo at March 29, 2016 08:12 PM (WCnJW)

And I went to Hamilton College

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2016 08:15 PM (mw8Dm)

46 How many leftist plants are there going to be?
beep

Posted by: michelle fields testifying in court at March 29, 2016 08:15 PM (ioqGj)

47 40 Weasel,

Finally a Candidate America would enjoy getting f**ked over by!

//Nina Hartley 2016

Posted by: Sven10077 at March 29, 2016 08:15 PM (g8Hfr)

48 I think that was part of the plot in Brewster's Millions.

Good movie. Good analogy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2016 08:15 PM (fiGNd)

49 Ted Cruz is now making editorial staff suggestions for Time Warner. Apparently, according to Ted, Time > National Enquirer.

He lies again!
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 29, 2016 08:11 PM (hZaqr)
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This story is yuuuuuge and there are so many tentacles that go back for years. Hopefully this goes viral.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 08:15 PM (7GQM/)

50 //Nina Hartley 2016

Throw in Stormy Daniels as VP - and I'm putting out a yard sign.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2016 08:16 PM (fiGNd)

51
Nina Hartley/Siobhan Hunter 2016!

Posted by: DONT MISS IT! at March 29, 2016 08:16 PM (KId5h)

52 test

Posted by: otho at March 29, 2016 08:16 PM (EWg9n)

53 Slaps down Anderson

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 08:17 PM (fizMZ)

54
Cruz just politely swatted Anderson Cooper like a fly.

Posted by: Kellogg's at March 29, 2016 08:17 PM (7CyjY)

55 If that Trump fellow is on we will have to shelter in place.

Posted by: Emory University Snowflake at March 29, 2016 08:18 PM (Dwehj)

56 Cooper just can't help himself. Lefty's just can't let conservatives talk without interrupting them and trying to through them off.

Every single election.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 08:18 PM (/tuJf)

57 Yeah, I got sumpin that'll make America great again.

Posted by: Peter North at March 29, 2016 08:18 PM (kTF2Z)

58 God, that was depressing. Stuck in heavy traffic in the car listening to Mark Levin, normally a pleasure. Mark's show today?

Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, plus a pitch for LevinTV.

Pretty clear why Mark is pushing this so hard. It's a flailing desperate last-ditch attempt to try to pin *something* on Trump and stop the short-fingered vulgarian from taking the nomination.

And I'm increasingly with Mark in that I predict it'll be a disaster if Trump does do so. Digitis Minimus Vulgaris seems to become more vindictive and unstable and incoherent with each passing day. Viciously attacking Scott Walker for... NOT raising taxes in Wisconsin? Major conservative bona fides there, Don.

The problem is that a _de minimus_ flap involving a campaign manager and misdemeanor battery is not the sort of thing that turns around a national race.

So, looks like we're gonna get stuck with Trump, implying a Democratic President to follow King Putt. And the way the tea leaves read right now, a split Senate (which thanks to the RINOs is effectively a Democratic Senate). With Scalia's seat sitting open for that Democrat to plunk in basically whomever they feel like. Oh, and the Republicans retaining the House, but with the collaborationist Lyin' Ryan still running it. Oh joy.

I think I'm going to go drink myself into merciful unconsciousness. A crushing hangover would be more fun than this.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 08:18 PM (noWW6)

59 >>Nina Hartley 2016

Chasey Lain for Sec of Interior?

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2016 08:18 PM (g48gT)

60
17 Men Detained, Released After Firing Off Guns, Chanting Allahu Akbar In Remote Area In California

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The sheriff's memo didnt mention anything about alli snackbar. : (

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 29, 2016 08:19 PM (iQIUe)

61 Cooper's hair looks braised in white shoe polish.


and those beady eyes...

Posted by: ladies and gentlemen, the Kansas City Chiefs !! at March 29, 2016 08:20 PM (/542q)

62
Anderson Cooper is now a military expert. Gimme a break.

Posted by: Kellogg's at March 29, 2016 08:20 PM (7CyjY)

63 We're all telling on ourselves.

And apparently - we've all been watching porn for a long time.

Fuck it ... Hyapatia Lee for Secretary of Interior.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2016 08:20 PM (fiGNd)

64 The only mistake Ted is making is the use in the carpet bombing term

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 08:21 PM (fizMZ)

65 I have officially joined #Never Trump.

He might not be the best governor, but by God he's my governor and he's done more for the State of WI than any of Trumps's fantastic democratic friends ever have.

Hey Donnie, F.U.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 08:21 PM (voOPb)

66 Joker Smile Girl

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 08:22 PM (/tuJf)

67 DAMMIT!! I MISSED TED SLAPPING COOPER!

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at March 29, 2016 08:22 PM (hCdMd)

68 Anderson has been down in the weeds, crawled through trenches, he knows a lot about war.

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 08:22 PM (fizMZ)

69 >>>Anderson Cooper is now a military expert. Gimme a break.

Posted by: Kellogg's at March 29, 2016 08:20 PM (7CyjY)<<<

I consider myself a Navy expert. I know lots about seamen.

Posted by: Andi Cooper at March 29, 2016 08:22 PM (H9MG5)

70 Oh shit.... Dumb ass questions

Posted by: E.T. at March 29, 2016 08:22 PM (yq4gk)

71 Answer the sweet ladie's question!

Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 08:23 PM (M3fMi)

72 Vote for am and both Ginger and Amber Lynn will be in the cabinet somewhere. Other places too if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Peter North at March 29, 2016 08:23 PM (kTF2Z)

73 >>>Anderson has been down in the weeds, crawled through trenches, he knows a lot about war.
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 08:22 PM (fizMZ)<<<

He was right behind me.

Posted by: Brian Williams at March 29, 2016 08:24 PM (H9MG5)

74 If you were a superhero, which superhero would you be?

Posted by: Damiano at March 29, 2016 08:24 PM (XItbt)

75 Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky, Lewandowsky

You could have Lewandowsky, egg, sausage, and Lewandowsky. That's not got much Lewandowsky in it.

Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

76 You like me. You really like me, ace!

Posted by: Donald J Trump at March 29, 2016 08:24 PM (1HQO4)

77 "Why are you terrible and when will you die?"

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at March 29, 2016 08:24 PM (hCdMd)

78
Peter North/12 Inch Pianist 2016!

Posted by: DONT MISS IT! at March 29, 2016 08:25 PM (KId5h)

79 Biggest weakness? Canadian Bacon, I love that shit.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at March 29, 2016 08:25 PM (bA+CL)

80 Well I'm sure a few hours discussing Trump's stumpy fingers will be just as much fun as a cinematic review of a candidate who starred in Topless Brain Surgeons XIV.

Posted by: Weasel at March 29, 2016 08:25 PM (e3bId)

81 When's the last time ANY of you watched porn?

Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 08:25 PM (M3fMi)

82 When I saw Trump's name in chalk on campus, I was so frightened I peed my new Garanimals.

Posted by: Emory University Snowflake at March 29, 2016 08:26 PM (Dwehj)

83 >>Biggest weakness? Canadian Bacon, I love that shit.

It's not bacon. It's fucking ham.

Damn Canadians can even screw up bacon.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 08:26 PM (/tuJf)

84 When's the last time ANY of you watched porn?

Just like Books and Movies ... I stick to the classics.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2016 08:27 PM (fiGNd)

85
Right now Cruz is outlining his plan on how he will lose.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:27 PM (7CyjY)

86

Lupe Fuentes for Everything!

Posted by: DONT MISS IT! at March 29, 2016 08:28 PM (KId5h)

87 This guy is having sex with the cows. Look at him and tell me I'm wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 08:28 PM (/tuJf)

88
I don't give a shit about your dairy farm.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:28 PM (7CyjY)

89 Here's the question that Ed Morrissey indicated wold be there in WI.

Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 08:28 PM (M3fMi)

90 I think someone is forgetting the age requirement...

You need a MILF to run...no young fillys this is cougar country.

Posted by: Sven10077 at March 29, 2016 08:29 PM (g8Hfr)

91
Oh yeah, this guy's a Cruz voter, alright.

A real good American, too.

Stick your dairy farm up your ass.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:29 PM (7CyjY)

92 Can't stay up for this to much longer but I think he's coming off well and personable. Wish I could see Trump it's not going to be like this.

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 08:29 PM (fizMZ)

93 Short term solution: tough shit.

Long term solution: Americans teach their kids that they aren't too good to milk cows.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 29, 2016 08:29 PM (JCUeI)

94 87 This guy is having sex with the cows. Look at him and tell me I'm wrong.

That kind of shit ALMOST makes me want to watch this debate.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2016 08:29 PM (fiGNd)

95
Dairy farmer: I need cheap labor. How will you help me keep hiring illegals?

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:29 PM (7CyjY)

96 So much butthurt. See this site after the election - being trolled every day by Miss Manners is tiresome.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at March 29, 2016 08:29 PM (Fepb8)

97 I'm really interested to hear Trump's answer to this question.

Posted by: Damiano at March 29, 2016 08:29 PM (XItbt)

98 Horse shit....the job americans wont do. Tired of hearing this. He conveniently left out what he is paying his employees....

Posted by: E.T. at March 29, 2016 08:29 PM (yq4gk)

99 No way is Anderson f in cows

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 08:30 PM (fizMZ)

100 What are your short and long term solutions to keep our Latino work force?

What the Hell kind of question is that?
Have they been leaving or something?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2016 08:30 PM (FkBIv)

101
Picking pickled peppers.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:30 PM (7CyjY)

102 I'd like to see Anderson Cooper press Trump as much as he did Cruz.
If he were really serious he'd ask Trump to answer a question without using any adjectives

Posted by: Andrew Gruber at March 29, 2016 08:31 PM (OBCz7)

103
He conveniently left out what he is paying his employees....

He said "top wages." I call bullshit.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:31 PM (7CyjY)

104 >>Picking pickled peppers.

A peck.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 08:31 PM (/tuJf)

105 Just enforce the immigration laws, how about starting with that.

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 08:32 PM (fizMZ)

106
Fucking cows is a pain in the low back. They don't stump train too well and ya gotta use a step stool. Or some some dude from Iowa told me...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 08:32 PM (KId5h)

107 Maybe the story of Trump really not wanting or expecting to win is true. He might be trying, even subconsciously, to blow up his own campaign. Trump is a lot of things. But I don't believe that even he is this stupid.

Like all things though, the masterminds at the GOPe are going to either end up handing the nomination to Trump or maneuver so blatantly to give the nomination to their choice that they blow up the party.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 29, 2016 08:32 PM (LTDSy)

108 I get up before 4am
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 08:32 PM (fizMZ)

109 86

Lupe Fuentes for Everything!


Little Lupe is a shitty musician.

Posted by: wooga at March 29, 2016 08:32 PM (c8qt1)

110 he said picking peppers enough times without screwing up, he gets my vote just for that

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 08:32 PM (nyYhO)

111 "You could have Lewandowsky, egg, sausage, and Lewandowsky. That's not got much Lewandowsky in it."

Please tell me there is no chorus of Vikings singing the Lewandowsky song.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 08:33 PM (noWW6)

112 *rubs hands* My Media Splatters check is gonna be yuuuuge this month!

Posted by: Dairy Farmer Plant at March 29, 2016 08:33 PM (Dwehj)

113 Belgian Jew who survived terror attack moving to Israel

From todays ILTV edition. One of several Jews injured in terror attacks in Belgium is ready to make his new home in the Holy Land.

Wise move.


Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2016 08:33 PM (mw8Dm)

114 99 No way is Anderson f in cows

Anderson Cooper is overseas in a war zone. Walks past a terrible scene with numerous smoking bodies, and a coyote causally lying on the concrete, without any regard for the carnage, grooming himself.

CameraMan: I'm done with all this shit Andy. See that coyote ? Not a care in the world. Wish I could do that.

Anderson: He'll bite you !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2016 08:33 PM (fiGNd)

115

Lupe does music? Who knew?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 08:33 PM (KId5h)

116 Well the random lake guy wasn't a plant that's for sure...can't fake that accent.

Posted by: H Badger at March 29, 2016 08:33 PM (+xIXD)

117 >>>Horse shit....the job americans wont do. Tired of hearing this. He conveniently left out what he is paying his employees....

Posted by: E.T. at March 29, 2016 08:29 PM (yq4gk)<<<

Bullshit... he is a dairy farmer after all.

Posted by: The Chicken... glad this guy is more interested in his cows at March 29, 2016 08:34 PM (H9MG5)

118 I don't have short fingers. Know what I mean?

Posted by: Peter North at March 29, 2016 08:35 PM (kTF2Z)

119 Evening, 'rons! It's Tuesday and I'm already worn out. I couldn't care less about a town hall or trump. Did my voting and had my primary almost a month ago. Will vote for Cruz or Trump (reluctantly) in the general. All else can go sit and spin.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at March 29, 2016 08:35 PM (+eR2D)

120 "When's the last time ANY of you watched porn?"

Asking that question of the Horde requires recourse to the calibrated cesium atomic clock maintained by the National Institute of Standards and Technology. And they're closed for the day.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 08:35 PM (noWW6)

121 I wish someone would just tell these people who hire illegals, sorry about your luck dude, but you're actually gonna have to pay a someone more than $5 an hour to milk your cows and it won't be under the table.

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 08:36 PM (nyYhO)

122 Here is an interesting Market Ticker post:

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=231279

It's the first I've heard that Trump said that Fields touched him first. And he also mentioned it in tonight's rally.

Scroll down to the comment by "Steph4liberty". There's a still frame showing two Secret Service agents reaching for her, and Lewandowski is not close to her. Her feet also look awkwardly placed.

Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

123 Bullshit... he is a dairy farmer after all.

Whatever. At least you can hide in the back of the coop.

Posted by: The Couch at March 29, 2016 08:36 PM (fiGNd)

124 My wife said several of her girl friends have all joined the #DumpTrump trend.

All the sexist stuff comments he makes were just the start.
Then he attacked Heidi Cruz, then the fake sex scandal story with his friend Mr Pecker at the NE (his real name), and now his communications director hounding Amanda Carpenter in an effort to keep the lie alive, they are all on board with #DumpTrump.

A few weeks ago, they were saying "He tells it like it is" and they finally realized he is full of crap. Too late for one, she already had a Primary vote. Not sure where the others live.

Posted by: sippin_bourbon at March 29, 2016 08:37 PM (Gl74b)

125 Illegal workers in farm labor has been going on for decades. But the dairy farmer needs to get with the times. You can train your cows and automate 90% of the operation.

Posted by: Parker at March 29, 2016 08:37 PM (OU36M)

126 When's the last time ANY of you watched porn?

Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 08:25 PM (M3fMi)

First day at the HQ?

Posted by: Blano at March 29, 2016 08:37 PM (3eoPa)

127 Plus ya have to to get down off the stool and go all around to front just to kiss- em

Posted by: NativeNH at March 29, 2016 08:37 PM (+k6Wu)

128 You can train your cows

Do you send them to bovine university?

Posted by: Ralph Wiggum at March 29, 2016 08:38 PM (4RmVC)

129 Someone is asking when the last time the Horde watched porn?

*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at March 29, 2016 08:38 PM (+eR2D)

130 Plus ya have to to get down off the stool and go all around to front just to kiss- em

Yes, they do like to cuddle.

Posted by: Dairy Farmer Plant at March 29, 2016 08:39 PM (Dwehj)

131
You will notice that many, like half, of the audience doesn't clap no matter what Cruz says. Those people are the Democrats that CNN put in the audience.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:39 PM (7CyjY)

132 Oh, please! Now all you have to do is wear a skirt and claim you're a girl to get in on that action, sans peephole.

-
Anything else is h8t.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 29, 2016 08:39 PM (Nwg0u)

133


*sob*

Posted by: Little Marco at March 29, 2016 08:39 PM (+70b8)

134 Someone is asking when the last time the Horde watched porn?
---------------
*shakes head sadly*
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at March 29, 2016 08:38 PM (+eR2D)



At least they didn't google it.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at March 29, 2016 08:40 PM (uURQL)

135 These people are reading their questions off a teleprompter, aren't they?

Posted by: Parker at March 29, 2016 08:40 PM (OU36M)

136 I've wondered for years now if Ann Coulter secretly harboured ahemsapphicahem tendencies... It would explain a lot. Still love her regardless!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2016 08:40 PM (5csB/)

137 Scott opined:
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/714862532985368576

Why give $500,000 to Fiorina's campaign in June 2015?
http://tinyurl.com/hp6t5c7

Burp!

Posted by: G6loq at March 29, 2016 08:41 PM (zj+JZ)

138
Feeling alone
The army's up the rode
Salvation a la mode and
A cup of tea
Aqualung my friend
Don't start away uneasy
You poor old sod
You see it's only me

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes that we are so fucking boned at March 29, 2016 08:41 PM (rwI+c)

139 Since my TV doesn't do CNN, I'm counting on you guys here and on twitter for all the gory details. Who bitchslapped who (whom?) and who had a tantrum and stormed off the stage-stuff like that.

Posted by: Theresa D. The FAB one at March 29, 2016 08:41 PM (MeXxt)

140 129 Someone is asking when the last time the Horde watched porn?

*shakes head sadly*
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at March 29, 2016 08:38 PM (+eR2D)

Not sure. What time is it?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2016 08:41 PM (0mRoj)

141 >>>"When's the last time ANY of you watched porn?"
Asking
that question of the Horde requires recourse to the calibrated cesium
atomic clock maintained by the National Institute of Standards and
Technology. And they're closed for the day.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 08:35 PM (noWW6)<<<




The real question is: Who isn't watching it... right this very second?



**and some of you are sick, sick, SICK**

Posted by: horrified guy at the NSA at March 29, 2016 08:41 PM (H9MG5)

142 My home state of Florida?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 08:41 PM (/tuJf)

143 Someone is asking when the last time the Horde watched porn?

*shakes head sadly*
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at March 29, 2016 08:38 PM (+eR2D)

My guess, based on the talent named, would be the 90s

Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 08:41 PM (6lYxB)

144 142 My home state of Florida?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 08:41 PM (/tuJf)

Native?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2016 08:41 PM (0mRoj)

145 You can train your cows and automate 90% of the operation.
Posted by: Parker
-----------------

Yeah. I got the other 10% covered.

Posted by: A bull at March 29, 2016 08:42 PM (9mTYi)

146 Do you send them to bovine university?

Just another name for Trump university

Posted by: Andrew Gruber at March 29, 2016 08:42 PM (OBCz7)

147 Train cows the same way Democrats train voters - go to the place, get the food (or phone, or housing, etc.). I grew up on a dairy, cows can be more punctual than government workers.

Posted by: Parker at March 29, 2016 08:42 PM (OU36M)

148
Do you send them to Bovine University?
-------------
Auburn, obviously...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 29, 2016 08:42 PM (bA+CL)

149 "Illegal workers in farm labor has been going on for decades."

We're within a very short distance technologically of most ag labor being automated. Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Until that happens, a formalized guest worker program would suffice.

The problem is that Big Ag want for everyone else to provide massive public subsidies for their workforce of illegals, a workforce which are not cheap in societal total, but which are certainly cheap for Big Ag to employ.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 08:42 PM (noWW6)

150
Another dumb question.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:42 PM (7CyjY)

151 This crowd in Wisconsin is electric!


Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 08:43 PM (/tuJf)

152 Incidentally, the NoCo AG has gone full Loretta Lynch and declares he will not defend the law. The freedom of perverts to piss next to little girls outweighs the rule of law.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 29, 2016 08:43 PM (Nwg0u)

153 I'm only watching if they promise someone gets their arm ripped off.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2016 08:43 PM (0mRoj)

154 My guess, based on the talent named, would be the 90s

Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 08:41 PM (6lYxB)



Actually, it's been in the last 30 minutes. They're just really fond of classic cinema.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 29, 2016 08:43 PM (JCUeI)

155 Scott opined:
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/714862532985368576


A faithful man can simply answer "Yes."

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at March 29, 2016 08:43 PM (uURQL)

156 143 Someone is asking when the last time the Horde watched porn?

*shakes head sadly*
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at March 29, 2016 08:38 PM (+eR2D)

My guess, based on the talent named, would be the 90s
Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 08:41 PM (6lYxB)

Respect the classics!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2016 08:44 PM (0mRoj)

157 "I grew up on a dairy, cows can be more punctual than government workers."

Cows feel discomfort if they don't show up on time. Unlike gov't "workers".

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 08:44 PM (noWW6)

158

The answer to this question was easy: Victoria, what did I do or say to get your vote? I'll just continue to do that.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:44 PM (7CyjY)

159 I'm going to make deals so great, you'll want to bruise yourself. Huge, wonderful self flagellating deals.

Posted by: Taylork at March 29, 2016 08:44 PM (Mc50e)

160 You'd hit yourself in the face because these deals are so good

Posted by: Taylork at March 29, 2016 08:46 PM (Mc50e)

161 I want someone to ask Trump about Rhodes scholars. Maybe try to get him to spell it.

What can I say, I'm sentimental.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 08:46 PM (wB8Tg)

162 ...annnnd, from what I'm reading, it's time to start drinking...

Cheers! <clinky-clinky>

Posted by: Theresa D. The FAB one at March 29, 2016 08:46 PM (MeXxt)

163 RIP Patty Duke.
Damn.

Posted by: mpfs,Well there are squirrels in the attic again... This time it's personal at March 29, 2016 08:47 PM (M+tdH)

164 Since my TV doesn't do CNN, I'm counting on you guys here and on twitter for all the gory details. Who bitchslapped who (whom?) and who had a tantrum and stormed off the stage-stuff like that.

-
Who gets confused and forgets to come out of the ladies and other females room.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 29, 2016 08:47 PM (Nwg0u)

165 Yes, poor Patty Duke. My MIL died the same way. It was not a pleasant way to go.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at March 29, 2016 08:47 PM (+eR2D)

166
How much Democrat pork and slush is included that "bipartisan" bill, I wonder?

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:47 PM (7CyjY)

167 DangerG!

Did anyone tell you that Ace finally bought the cheese you recommended? Ace hadn't tried it yet so I can't tell you if he like it or not. He bought 2 wedges of it

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 08:48 PM (2x3L+)

168 166
How much Democrat pork and slush is included that "bipartisan" bill, I wonder?

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:47 PM (7CyjY)

At least an order of magnitude greater than that for the Republicans. Not because they're thriftier but because they get rolled so easily.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2016 08:49 PM (0mRoj)

169 Did anyone tell you that Ace finally bought the
cheese you recommended? Ace hadn't tried it yet so I can't tell you if
he like it or not. He bought 2 wedges of it

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 08:48 PM (2x3L+)



No! I haven't been around all day, too busy. Thank you for letting me know. I'm flattered that he's trying something I recommended!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at March 29, 2016 08:49 PM (+eR2D)

170
If you believe that the govt, this govt, can stop heroin addiction (largely created and enabled by Democrats, especially obama). you a fool.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:50 PM (7CyjY)

171 DangerGirl,
Just read about it. Only 69.
I feel old.

Posted by: mpfs,Well there are squirrels in the attic again... This time it's personal at March 29, 2016 08:50 PM (M+tdH)

172 In a world with Mia Khalifa, you guys are still fixated on Nina Hartley? Is there a single smutmonger in this HQ younger than 60?

Posted by: Spellcheck at March 29, 2016 08:50 PM (HKBpI)

173
Notice no applause at all for securing the border.

This is not a conservative audience at all.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:51 PM (7CyjY)

174 The answer to the porn question is, of course, 2014.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
(and it is now, according to my watch, 2052)

Posted by: goatexchange at March 29, 2016 08:51 PM (Nd4YY)

175 Okay DG so what was this cheese?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 08:51 PM (wB8Tg)

176
This audience seems to be bent on big government solutions for everything...except securing the border.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:52 PM (7CyjY)

177 When is Michelle Fields showing up to give her stump speech?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at March 29, 2016 08:52 PM (0mRoj)

178 In a world with Mia Khalifa, you guys are still fixated on Nina Hartley? Is there a single smutmonger in this HQ younger than 60?

Posted by: Spellcheck at March 29, 2016 08:50 PM (HKBpI)


There are a lot of old people on the web.

We are both about to be told to get off multiple lawns.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 08:52 PM (wB8Tg)

179 I think I'm going to go drink myself into merciful unconsciousness. A crushing hangover would be more fun than this.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 08:18 PM

I'm kinda on board w. what you are thinking. That and recovering from a terrible wrenched back has me in a foul mood.

Before we get on the Ont, where this discussion is forbidden, I just have to say every time I hear Trumo talk I weep for the lost opportunity for Reps to take the presidency.

It's just depressing. I'll vote for anyone over Hilldabeast or the Socialist, but my fave would have been Walker. Doubt he could win in this sad country we have become.

Posted by: Farmer at March 29, 2016 08:52 PM (o/90i)

180 I like cheese.

Posted by: Weasel at March 29, 2016 08:52 PM (e3bId)

181 >>>Actually, it's been in the last 30 minutes. They're just really fond of classic cinema.

when i was a kid i worked at a video store.
our town is tiny, but every friday and saturday
night it'd be lines out the door to rent.
i was shocked and amused at all the couples
who'd rent porn.

more amused though.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 29, 2016 08:53 PM (ceWrl)

182
Tepid applause for ending Common Core.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:53 PM (7CyjY)

183 "Scott opined:

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/714862532985368576



Why give $500,000 to Fiorina's campaign in June 2015?

http://tinyurl.com/hp6t5c7



Burp!"


That particular version of the PAC spent 536,000. 500,000 for Fiorina, 36,000 for polling research.

I'd guess that particular PAC was set up to explore the viability of Fiorina as Cruz's VP pick. That's what Fiorina has been running for this entire time, after all.

But no, I guess safe money is that Ted Cruz, the most virile, seductive man in DC, schlonged Fiorina too.

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2016 08:53 PM (CZaQB)

184 DangerGirl,

Just read about it. Only 69.

I feel old.

Posted by: mpfs,Well there are squirrels in the attic again... This time it's personal at March 29, 2016 08:50 PM (M+tdH)



It's very sad, and an awful, painful way to go.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at March 29, 2016 08:53 PM (+eR2D)

185 Just got here. Was watching porn. What's happened at the Townhall so far?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 29, 2016 08:53 PM (MNgU2)

186
This audience is for Kasick or Clinton, I think.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:54 PM (7CyjY)

187 178 mero,

Age requirement...

Daisy Marie 2016 if it didn't exist

Posted by: Sven10077 at March 29, 2016 08:54 PM (g8Hfr)

188 Headline News awaiting a press conference with co-star cousin Cathy Duke on Patty's passing. Those two were terrific together.

Posted by: Spellcheck at March 29, 2016 08:54 PM (HKBpI)

189 Okay DG so what was this cheese?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 08:51 PM (wB8Tg)



Taleggio. Soft, cow's milk, slightly barnyardy-smelling but mild tasting delicious cheese, from Italy.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at March 29, 2016 08:55 PM (+eR2D)

190
Can't believe it's taking so long for the campaign manager's mugshot to be "leaked" to the media.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:55 PM (7CyjY)

191 172 In a world with Mia Khalifa, you guys are still fixated on Nina Hartley? Is there a single smutmonger in this HQ younger than 60?
Posted by: Spellcheck at March 29, 2016 08:50 PM (HKBpI)


Just barely, but:

[X] Mia Khalifa
[ ] Nina Hartley

Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

192 Thanks DG. I am mostly a hard cheese kind of guy.

No gentle way to say it on a thread with this much porn talk in it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 08:57 PM (wB8Tg)

193 In a world with Mia Khalifa, you guys are still fixated on Nina Hartley? Is there a single smutmonger in this HQ younger than 60?

Posted by: Spellcheck at March 29, 2016 08:50 PM (HKBpI)

Ok, I went and looked. Nothing special.

Posted by: Blano at March 29, 2016 08:57 PM (3eoPa)

194 Anderson has blood coming out of his wherever.

Posted by: bob at March 29, 2016 08:57 PM (wROs3)

195 We need to go to the mattresses, Don Corleone.

Posted by: Taleggio at March 29, 2016 08:57 PM (Dwehj)

196 LOL Merovign!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at March 29, 2016 08:57 PM (+eR2D)

197 I really like that Cruz didn't take the bait on any of those questions and gave the unpopular but true answers.

Especially that last. Stop paying people to stay home and they'll go to work and do all these jobs that "Americans won't do".

Posted by: Damiano at March 29, 2016 08:57 PM (XItbt)

198 173
Notice no applause at all for securing the border.

This is not a conservative audience at all.
Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 08:51 PM (7CyjY)

========
So once again, the pubes let the donks stack the audience. Idiots.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 29, 2016 08:58 PM (iQIUe)

199 193 Blano,

Indeed.

//Canyon Christie Canyon

Posted by: Sven10077 at March 29, 2016 08:58 PM (g8Hfr)

200 PRESIDENTIAL CAGE FIGHT DEATH MATCH!

This I would pay to see. If it was tax deductible, I'd take a friend.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2016 08:59 PM (YJmuy)

201 OK, going to go read my book then conk out. Be well, Morons!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at March 29, 2016 08:59 PM (+eR2D)

202 >>>Thanks DG. I am mostly a hard cheese kind of guy.

No gentle way to say it on a thread with this much porn talk in it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 08:57 PM (wB8Tg)<<<

Careful... a line like that could really muenster.

Posted by: provolone punster at March 29, 2016 09:00 PM (H9MG5)

203 It's Celebrity time.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:00 PM (7GQM/)

204

I saw Christie Canyon dance at a Miami club in the early 90's.

Very... thorough, she was...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 09:00 PM (KId5h)

205 Lisa Ann plays fantasy football. That's got to be worth an extra couple of points for porn hotness.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 29, 2016 09:00 PM (MNgU2)

206
Here's Trump. Sounds like he has about 25% support in the audience. And a couple of boo-ers.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 09:00 PM (7CyjY)

207 This Trump tweet made me laugh:

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country - I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!

Posted by: @votermom at March 29, 2016 09:01 PM (nbrY/)

208 Trump!

Okay, Trump just broke CNN.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 09:01 PM (hgBpU)

209 I don't know what 'touch' means.

Posted by: bad touch at March 29, 2016 09:01 PM (ar4qS)

210 Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 08:42 PM (noWW6)

Most people are paid at least 11 dollars an hour, paid sick leave, health ins., they are eligible to enroll in a 401k.
Piece rate employees make between 11-30 per hour including all the benies I listed above.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:01 PM (egOGm)

211 Do you see people? Do you see how wonderful things would be if we were discussing a porn star candidate all the time?
Instead, we're about to kill each other over Tump and Cruz.

*shakes head*

Posted by: Weasel at March 29, 2016 09:01 PM (e3bId)

212 what a shit show

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 09:02 PM (nyYhO)

213 She was grabbing me---------------idiotic.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:03 PM (7GQM/)

214 Taleggio sleeps with the fishes.

Posted by: Zombie Barzini at March 29, 2016 09:04 PM (Dwehj)

215 Trump is fucking awesome. That was a stunning moment with the written statement.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 29, 2016 09:04 PM (hZaqr)

216 Make it stop

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:04 PM (/tuJf)

217 the pen might be a bomb, haha

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 09:04 PM (nyYhO)

218 I may sue.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:04 PM (7GQM/)

219 Ain't no way that Mia bitch can move around like I did.

Posted by: Ginger Lynn at March 29, 2016 09:04 PM (fiGNd)

220 the pen might be a bomb, haha

High enough yield and it would be mightier than the sword.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2016 09:05 PM (YJmuy)

221
To believe that Lebowski just grabbed this woman out of the blue for no reason at all is dumb. He did it for a reason. Excessive? Yeah, sure. A crime? Hell no!

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 09:05 PM (7CyjY)

222 serious question, what language does he speak?

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 09:05 PM (nyYhO)

223 Donald Was Assaulted!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:05 PM (7GQM/)

224 My hair... my hair's never been the same, folks.

Posted by: Man with a Squirrel on his head at March 29, 2016 09:05 PM (ar4qS)

225
He's no me, that's for sure.

Posted by: Hitler at March 29, 2016 09:05 PM (+70b8)

226 So watching NHL anything happening on CNN?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 09:06 PM (voOPb)

227 the pen might be a bomb

It was James Bond's pen from Goldeneye.

Posted by: AD at March 29, 2016 09:06 PM (r90Yw)

228 What a distraction. Trump looks tired and irritable and short fused.

Posted by: bossybarb at March 29, 2016 09:06 PM (nPbaV)

229 I want to Scream. STOP!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:07 PM (7GQM/)

230 This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. A Cooper you should be ashamed

Posted by: Lurker Primus at March 29, 2016 09:07 PM (FWLOU)

231 So now it's about Cruz and Florida.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:07 PM (7GQM/)

232 I alone... can save the world!

Posted by: Man with a Squirrel on his head at March 29, 2016 09:07 PM (ar4qS)

233 I'm the best

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:08 PM (7GQM/)

234 He's no me, that's for sure.


Posted by: Hitler


True, not everyone can wear that "shit smear on the upper lip" moustache.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2016 09:08 PM (YJmuy)

235 "Could've been a pen which is very dangerous" -- D. Trump

What is she, Joe Pesci from Casino?

Posted by: Ace Rothstein at March 29, 2016 09:08 PM (H9MG5)

236 keep talking Trump, keep talking

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 09:08 PM (nyYhO)

237 SUPERTRUMP

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:08 PM (7GQM/)

238 Regret GoOgling this "Mia Khalifa" tart! Has she a fatwa on her "head" yet? It doesn't say...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoikii at March 29, 2016 09:08 PM (5csB/)

239 Heeere I come to save the day!...

Posted by: AD at March 29, 2016 09:09 PM (r90Yw)

240 Wanna see a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pen disappear!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 29, 2016 09:09 PM (XItbt)

241 223
Donald Was Assaulted!


Really? The same thing happened to me!

I missed part of the Townhall, my remaining hand has a difficult time with the remote.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 29, 2016 09:09 PM (+70b8)

242
Cruz was putting CNN's entire audience to sleep. Trump is like a hot cup of coffee...thrown in your face.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 09:09 PM (7CyjY)

243 SUPERTRUMP

Breakfast in Armenia

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2016 09:09 PM (YJmuy)

244 Is this ever going to get around to being about me.?

Posted by: Ms. Fields hear me roar! at March 29, 2016 09:09 PM (gxIP7)

245 I am having my first vodka martini. It's so yummy!

DG, I'm going to try the cheese tomorrow. I love soft cheeses and have been craving wine and fruit too lately.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:09 PM (2x3L+)

246 How is it possible that he is this shallow? You could pick 4 or 5 people here at random and they know more than Trump about everything. Including hair care.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:09 PM (/tuJf)

247 Cleanup on aisle 229??

Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 29, 2016 09:09 PM (LHrrs)

248 After this latest "Republican" tete-a-tete, I am wracking my brain to say something I've not said or thought about this endless shit show we've all been treated to. Anyone else have any new material?

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2016 09:10 PM (E5DvK)

249 I just tuned in to this drivel.

I wish I hadn't.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 29, 2016 09:10 PM (TnUKj)

250 Never mind. Already cleaned up

Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 29, 2016 09:10 PM (LHrrs)

251 Actually, it could have been that chick's pen that makes you sick from Mission Impossible.

Posted by: AD at March 29, 2016 09:10 PM (r90Yw)

252 I own everything

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:10 PM (7GQM/)

253
I got so used to the AoS clock being an hour behind now I'm all screwed up. It really is this late.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 09:10 PM (7CyjY)

254 this man is an idiot.

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 09:10 PM (nyYhO)

255 psycho

Posted by: O. J. in Nevada at March 29, 2016 09:11 PM (Ndje9)

256 Why are these guys "allowed" to watch each other? If this isn't going to be a debate where they can respond, why give the guys who come later the chance to make a slam on another candidate?

That is very retarded, CNN.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at March 29, 2016 09:11 PM (H9MG5)

257 "The pen is deadlier than the sword!" DT just now, apparently.

Posted by: Theresa D. The FAB one at March 29, 2016 09:11 PM (MeXxt)

258 Trump is very very nervous and talking way too fast. Plus he is looking and sounding very old.

Posted by: Jane at March 29, 2016 09:11 PM (rDidp)

259 uh oh, Trump going philosophical is not going to end well.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:12 PM (/tuJf)

260 Trump's a racistbigotedmysogeniticislamophobichater..

cuz the msm said so

/trumphatercuz he's a meanie

Posted by: Willy at March 29, 2016 09:12 PM (5BCih)

261 You could pick 4 or 5 people here at random and they know more than Trump about everything.

Really ? Pick five that know more about the Arm Bar Submission. And Rousey don't count. I dare ya'.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 29, 2016 09:13 PM (fiGNd)

262 Trump is this cycle's Perot. And it's probably going to "work."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:13 PM (wB8Tg)

263 One thing that always bugged me.

I always was taught was the best deals are the ones that work for both parties. If both sides are satisfied, then everyone is happy and you can renew the terms to maintain a long term relationship. Plus everyone gets a reputational boost.

But I get the impression that when Trump defines a "great deal" that means the side he on gets a good deal, and the other side gets screwed.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 29, 2016 09:13 PM (kBIIG)

264 Posted by: John Graham at March 29, 2016 09:06 PM (9o+8D)

Aw is poor baby upset that not everyone likes his Trumpy blanket.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 29, 2016 09:13 PM (MNgU2)

265 241
223

Donald Was Assaulted!

Really? The same thing happened to me!

I missed part of the Townhall, my remaining hand has a difficult time with the remote.


Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 29, 2016 09:09 PM (+70b\
Finally...uuuhmmm....I didn't want this notoriety. *fixes lipstick* ....makeup!!!

Posted by: Ms. Fields hear me roar! at March 29, 2016 09:13 PM (gxIP7)

266 We need to go to the mattresses, Don Corleone.

-
Haven't we taken this porn thing far enough?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 29, 2016 09:14 PM (Nwg0u)

267 Touché, Anderson!

Posted by: antisocialist at March 29, 2016 09:14 PM (9n14Y)

268 Anderson Cooper: I consider myself a Navy expert. I know lots about seamen.

Meh, you only got a one out of three on the Rum, Sodomy, Lash scale. Most morons here got 2/3

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2016 09:14 PM (6FqZa)

269 L, Elle,
What's the name of the cheese? Does trader joes carry it?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:14 PM (egOGm)

270 But I get the impression that when Trump defines a "great deal" that means the side he on gets a good deal, and the other side gets screwed.

Shhh ... keep your damn voice down.

Posted by: The GOPe at March 29, 2016 09:14 PM (fiGNd)

271 wow, this must be painful for Trump supporters to watch.

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 09:14 PM (nyYhO)

272 wow

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:14 PM (/tuJf)

273
Well, lets see, OT stuff:

An alien garbage scow dumped its yuuuge load into Jupiter...

Just under 5 million boob jobs have been done in the US since 1997...

Japan has a rogue satellite either out of control or hijacked by space hippies...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 09:15 PM (KId5h)

274 Trump is very very nervous and talking way too fast. Plus he is looking and sounding very old.
Posted by: Jane at March 29, 2016 09:11 PM (rDidp)
---------------
Used car salesman.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:15 PM (7GQM/)

275 "The pen is deadlier than the sword!"

That's it. It was Sean Connery's pen that he squirted in the Nazi tank guy's face in The Last Crusade.

Posted by: AD at March 29, 2016 09:15 PM (r90Yw)

276 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:13 PM (wB8Tg)

Do you really think that's the deal? Serious question. Prety Machiavellian, if that's true.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2016 09:15 PM (E5DvK)

277 Now he's down to a 5 year old? Yesterday he was at least 12. Donald is regressing

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:15 PM (h/Gg/)

278 Oh my, I didn't start it? WTF?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:15 PM (egOGm)

279 Thanks DG. I am mostly a hard cheese kind of guy.
No gentle way to say it on a thread with this much porn talk in it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 08:57 PM (wB8Tg)

Careful... a line like that could really muenster.
Posted by: provolone punster at March 29, 2016 09:00 PM

Ever played the cheese game? We did it drinking in college. You just had to name another chesse that had not been named.

Muenster...Provolone...I say Havarti...
when you can't name a new one you have to drink

Posted by: Farmer at March 29, 2016 09:16 PM (o/90i)

280 Nukes for everybody!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at March 29, 2016 09:16 PM (9n14Y)

281
Japan has a rogue satellite either out of control or hijacked by space hippies...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits


Goin' to Eden, brother!

Posted by: Dr. Sevrin at March 29, 2016 09:16 PM (FkBIv)

282 I think Trump did all that defending Corey stuff today to make sure that's the story, not the town hall.

Yahoo has that as "the story."

I think this tactic is okay, but may backfire.

Posted by: sexypig at March 29, 2016 09:16 PM (dZQh7)

283 Trump is this cycle's Perot.

-
Belgian, Hastings. Not French, Belgian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 29, 2016 09:17 PM (Nwg0u)

284 Let's see, time to turn away from this cluster and see how the Houston Rockets are doing against Cleveland tonight...

... oh.

How about that Donald Trump?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2016 09:17 PM (6FqZa)

285

(Best Cartman voice) I hate space hippies...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 09:18 PM (KId5h)

286 This is going to be a tremendous answer.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:18 PM (/tuJf)

287 259 uh oh, Trump going philosophical is not going to end well.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:12 PM (/tuJf)

Serious question, does he have a philosophy?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 09:18 PM (voOPb)

288 Dear Lord, can this man complete a sentence? Is it possible that he actually has a speech impediment?

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 09:18 PM (nyYhO)

289 Oh shit the muslim backlash......

Posted by: E.T. at March 29, 2016 09:18 PM (yq4gk)

290 In a world with Mia Khalifa, you guys are still fixated on Nina Hartley? Is there a single smutmonger in this HQ younger than 60?

Posted by: Spellcheck at March 29, 2016 08:50 PM (HKBpI)

Ok, I went and looked. Nothing special.
Posted by: Blano at March 29, 2016 08:57 PM (3eoPa)


Lesbians find Sally Kohn, Robin Roberts and Ellen to be attractive. Why would anyone take their aesthetic opinions of women seriously?

Posted by: angela urkel at March 29, 2016 09:18 PM (1HQO4)

291 Kudos to Anderson Cooper for telling Trump he sounded like a 5-year-old with the "He started it!" excuse

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 09:18 PM (E6RIJ)

292 Tremendous problem

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:18 PM (h/Gg/)

293 Farmer
Manchego, your turn

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:18 PM (egOGm)

294 wow, this must be painful for Trump supporters to watch.
Posted by: spypeach
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Ha.
Assumes insight not in evidence.

Posted by: Harumph at March 29, 2016 09:18 PM (OLNwX)

295 >>You could pick 4 or 5 people here at random and they know more than Trump about everything. Including hair care.

Maybe, but not more about orange weasel animal husbandry.

Posted by: The Donald at March 29, 2016 09:18 PM (c7vUv)

296 we have a serious, serious problem. I mean serious.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:19 PM (7GQM/)

297 Anytime someone raises a forefinger, you know that what follows is BS.

Posted by: Harumph at March 29, 2016 09:19 PM (OLNwX)

298 Cali, it's called taleggio. It's an Italian soft cheese. I have no idea where to buy it. My preferred grocery store has a huge section so I expect to find it there. I would expect a Whole Foods to carry it. My favorite soft cheese is Port Salut.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:19 PM (2x3L+)

299 Do you really think that's the deal? Serious question. Prety Machiavellian, if that's true.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2016 09:15 PM (E5DvK)


Think so? Yeah. Prove it? No. He did consult with the Clintons before the elections, in a private conversation. He has dealings with them. He's worked with both parties to his own ends. He spends as much time keeping his ceiling low as raising his floor (in terms of votes). He's focused almost exclusively on winning the primary and the general looks bad. He comes across as a parody a lot of the time (he's kind of always done that).

Another possibility is he's "serious" but the Clintons wanted him to run because they knew it would be a clusterfuck and they could take him down.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:19 PM (wB8Tg)

300 I'm wondering if there is ever going to be an answer to the actual question.

No, I guess not.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:20 PM (/tuJf)

301 I love this whole stream of consciousness thing.

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:20 PM (h/Gg/)

302 "Trump going philosophical is not going to end well."

Thinking here of the interview conducted by the journalist who came to one of Trump's sprawling mansions and found no library there among the many rooms, and in fact no bookshelves nor books anywhere.

He asked Trump about what he read, and the answer from The Donald was, not making this up, "I would love to read."

Um. Would love to?

And then of course went on to talk about how "his" book _The Art Of The Deal_ (ghostwritten for him) was such a yuuuuuuuge bestseller.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 09:20 PM (noWW6)

303 If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country - I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!
Posted by: @votermom at March 29, 2016 09:01 PM (nbrY/)


Not a bad deal.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at March 29, 2016 09:20 PM (uURQL)

304 Wow. He has no idea where he's going with this, does he?

Posted by: antisocialist at March 29, 2016 09:20 PM (9n14Y)

305 "Obama should have left some troops".

How many, Mr. Duck?

Posted by: Harumph at March 29, 2016 09:21 PM (OLNwX)

306
Fuck this guy in particular. He's a Kasick supporter. Which means he's really a Clinton supporter pretending to be a Republican just so he can get his dig in on CNN.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 09:21 PM (7CyjY)

307 L'elle,
I'll look at the store in solvang. I'll find it. Thanks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:21 PM (egOGm)

308 304 Wow. He has no idea where he's going with this, does he?
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No, he doesn't & usually doesn't

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 09:22 PM (voOPb)

309 I'm wondering if there is ever going to be an answer to the actual question.
------------

Just don't ask for specifics, like, you know, numbers.

Posted by: Harumph at March 29, 2016 09:22 PM (OLNwX)

310 "Careful... a line like that could really muenster."

Asiago all of you later on tonight.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 09:22 PM (noWW6)

311 I was against the war in Iraq. I've been saying that since kindergarten.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:22 PM (7GQM/)

312 "major, major problem"

Posted by: Harumph at March 29, 2016 09:22 PM (OLNwX)

313 A major, major problem. Not just tremendous.

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:22 PM (h/Gg/)

314 I love this whole stream of consciousness thing.
Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:20 PM (h/Gg/)


he's just trying to steamroll the conversation

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 29, 2016 09:23 PM (mdo39)

315 we are well and truely fucked. this country is done. flush twice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2016 09:23 PM (ucDmr)

316 Farmer
Manchego, your turn
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:18 PM

Muenster...Provolone...I say Havarti... Manchego...Parmesan

Posted by: Farmer at March 29, 2016 09:23 PM (o/90i)

317 Cheese: Caciocavallo or oscypek. I'm usually going blue cheese for something soft.

Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 09:23 PM (dx6bM)

318
Are we going to pretend mosques in the USA aren't the epicenters of Islamic jihad?

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 09:23 PM (7CyjY)

319 >>Wow. He has no idea where he's going with this, does he?

No. Never has. On this, Trump has been consistent.

How has anyone missed this? He's been doing this shtick for 40+ years.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

320 309
I'm wondering if there is ever going to be an answer to the actual question.

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Just don't ask for specifics, like, you know, numbers.

Posted by: Harumph at March 29, 2016 09:22 PM (OLNwX)

NO MATH!

Posted by: Trumpnado at March 29, 2016 09:23 PM (gxIP7)

321 Well, this is an important stupid question: prove to those non-believers that you really are worth tons and tons of money and you made it all yourself!

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 09:23 PM (E6RIJ)

322 So, this is the worst episode of "backlash" against Muslims (that turned out to be a huge mistake) that CNN can find?

And they trot out a Kasich supporter who responded to it to ask the question.

Brilliant!


Posted by: the Guinness Guys at March 29, 2016 09:24 PM (H9MG5)

323 Are we going to pretend mosques in the USA aren't the epicenters of Islamic jihad?
Posted by: intellectual
-------------------

Yes.

Posted by: Harumph at March 29, 2016 09:24 PM (OLNwX)

324 So is the guy with striped shirt going to swallow or spit?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 09:24 PM (voOPb)

325 "Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Posted by: Derptastic at March 29, 2016 09:24 PM (b8jcS)

326 Mozzarella!

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:24 PM (2x3L+)

327 Trump does not read. For real. People have known that for a while.

Posted by: sexypig at March 29, 2016 09:24 PM (dZQh7)

328 I know! Let's build camps just like we did for the Japanese in WWII!

Posted by: Damiano at March 29, 2016 09:24 PM (XItbt)

329 "Everything I touch turns to gold"

Posted by: Harumph at March 29, 2016 09:25 PM (OLNwX)

330 Dubliner.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at March 29, 2016 09:25 PM (KkVB6)

331 Myzithra
Ricotta Solata
Sartori Gold
Stoya
Riley Reid
Samantha Saint
Dillon Harper

... I started with cheeses and ended up with porn stars.

Well, it fits the thread!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:25 PM (wB8Tg)

332 Are those striped shirts with the white collars coming back? I hope so, I've got a closet full.

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:26 PM (h/Gg/)

333 Wait. Do you have to repeat the sequence of cheeses first before adding your own. I'll get very drunk very fast if that is the case

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:26 PM (2x3L+)

334 Healthcare?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:26 PM (7GQM/)

335 This ought to be great!

"What are the top 3 functions of the government?"

And it is! "Security, security, security." ----after mentioning education!!!

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 09:26 PM (E6RIJ)

336 Farmer,
Chevre.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:26 PM (egOGm)

337
Another "setup" question.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 09:26 PM (7CyjY)

338 Trump does not read. For real. People have known that for a while.
Posted by: sexypig
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I have people who do that. Very, very good people.

Posted by: Teh Donald at March 29, 2016 09:26 PM (OLNwX)

339 Security X 11ty

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 09:26 PM (voOPb)

340 "Everything I touch turns to gold"

Spray paint! Classy! Luxurious!

Posted by: Damiano at March 29, 2016 09:26 PM (XItbt)

341 It's all gouda

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:26 PM (h/Gg/)

342 >>>Muenster...Provolone...I say Havarti... Manchego...Parmesan



Posted by: Farmer at March 29, 2016 09:23 PM (o/90i)<<<

Those are some Gouda ones.

Posted by: provolone punster at March 29, 2016 09:26 PM (H9MG5)

343 L,Elle,
Then I've been doing it wrong, so I lose.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:27 PM (egOGm)

344 Healthcare and education and security are Trumps top 3 functions of government.

Holy crap. He has no freakin' clue.

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 09:27 PM (E6RIJ)

345 Trump is stealing Kasich's material now and improving on it. Genius. A remarkable visionary.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 29, 2016 09:27 PM (hZaqr)

346 ME SMASH THINGS WITH WORDS THAT FLY FROM MOUTH, AND GOOD BRAIN

Posted by: Orange Clown-Shaped Pile of Garbage and Shit at March 29, 2016 09:27 PM (ztrrs)

347 You know, I'm more into amat. porn, so don't know much of the starlets. Brandy Belle has that white trash girl next door thing down..

Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 09:27 PM (dx6bM)

348 Housing?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:27 PM (7GQM/)

349 Education is a function f the government. Oh just damn.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2016 09:27 PM (E5DvK)

350 Donald has no idea what responsibilities lie with the government.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2016 09:28 PM (OLNwX)

351 Velveeta. That counts as cheese, right?

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:28 PM (2x3L+)

352 Healthcare and education, and we have rabid 'conservatives' who support this fellow.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 29, 2016 09:28 PM (TnUKj)

353 340 "Everything I touch turns to gold"

Spray paint! Classy! Luxurious!

---

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkp9f_CjEL4

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:28 PM (rlfds)

354 We need healthcare. And we need it now.

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:28 PM (h/Gg/)

355

I refuse to watch... what are the circus monkeys doing to each other?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 09:28 PM (KId5h)

356 Trumpcare?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:28 PM (7GQM/)

357 What the fuck is he even saying?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:28 PM (/tuJf)

358 As significant percentage of the time, what Trump says can only be properly parsed from context. Sometimes not even then.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:28 PM (wB8Tg)

359 top 3 functions of the U.S. Gov. according to Trump

1. Security
2. Healthcare
3. Education

providing housing and great neighborhoods...

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 09:28 PM (nyYhO)

360 I'm sorry, Trump supporters, but this guy truly does not have any idea what the hell he is talking about.


Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 09:28 PM (E6RIJ)

361 Oh Donny or is that Donnie

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 09:28 PM (voOPb)

362 >>>"Everything I touch turns to gold"

Posted by: Harumph at March 29, 2016 09:25 PM (OLNwX)<<<

I keep telling people. They just need to make a deal with me.

Posted by: Trumpelstiltskin at March 29, 2016 09:29 PM (H9MG5)

363 Lemme tell you something Anderson Cooper: the brain-claw is the most feared hold in all of wrestling...and THAT IS ALL THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW

Posted by: Trump, probably at March 29, 2016 09:29 PM (ztrrs)

364 The guy is just clueless. It's embarrassing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2016 09:29 PM (OLNwX)

365 Of the government... what I meant, but hell, it was kind of appropriate.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2016 09:29 PM (E5DvK)

366 Are we going to pretend mosques in the USA aren't the epicenters of Islamic jihad?

We know which mosques are such epicentres. The Tsarnaevs' mosque was one such. This was an explicitly political mosque, which means jihad, it cannot mean anything other than jihad. That jihad was not necessarily violent - there we're getting into "qital" - but the Boston "Islamic Centre" which the Tsarnaevs attended absolutely did want to bring the whole of America under the rule of Allah.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2016 09:29 PM (6FqZa)

367 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:19 PM (wB8Tg)


True, and you may be right.

But think of all that had to happen and all that did happen for this to be.

Not only did he have to know what would put him in the spotlight, but ALL the other R candidates had to also. And allow him to proceed.

What set him apart from all the others ?

Posted by: dDan at March 29, 2016 09:29 PM (hwYmz)

368 i got a THOUSAND STITCHES in my head...I lost a GALLON of blood...

Posted by: Trump, probably at March 29, 2016 09:30 PM (ztrrs)

369 He's a fucking liar

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 09:30 PM (voOPb)

370 I don't actually really know any pornstar names. I had to look those up.

If I knew the names of the girls I was watching, it would feel like I was peeping or something. It's all fiction to me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:30 PM (wB8Tg)

371 I have rich friends.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:30 PM (7GQM/)

372 "I'm really rich... really, really rich."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2016 09:30 PM (OLNwX)

373 "Everything I touch turns to gold"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkB9OT2XVvA

Posted by: Damiano at March 29, 2016 09:30 PM (XItbt)

374 'I'm sorry, Trump supporters, but this guy truly does not have any idea what the hell he is talking about.'


That's right. That's why you have to vote for me.

Posted by: President Hillary Clinton at March 29, 2016 09:30 PM (BO/km)

375 Thank you, everyone, for watching this so I don't have to. Did Beef Supreme make an appearance?

Posted by: Splunge at March 29, 2016 09:30 PM (iMxBJ)

376 Lawyers set up his loans---he has no idea whether the campaign will pay back those loans.

I'm sorry, that's just a lie.

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 09:30 PM (E6RIJ)

377 Yo
So should I be glad I'm working instead of watching the Great Orange Dealmaker?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 29, 2016 09:31 PM (FOThK)

378 Now goodbye citizens United

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 09:31 PM (voOPb)

379 How did we get to self funded campaigning? I thought he said he self funded his own healthcare. Wasn't this question about healthcare ? I can't even follow this anymore.

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:31 PM (h/Gg/)

380 This chic is a freak.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:31 PM (/tuJf)

381 pppphhhhhhhhhhttttt!


^
cheese


*walks out, fanning the air around his pants*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 29, 2016 09:31 PM (McRlu)

382 I hope a lot of people are watching this tonight.

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 09:31 PM (nyYhO)

383 What set him apart from all the others ?

Posted by: dDan at March 29, 2016 09:29 PM (hwYmz)


Celebrity, media contacts, and $2 billion in free press coverage, for starters.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:31 PM (wB8Tg)

384
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:30 PM (wB8Tg)

The only pornstar name you need to know, really, is Sasha Gray.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2016 09:31 PM (E5DvK)

385 So should I be glad I'm working instead of watching the Great Orange Dealmaker?
Posted by: Navycopjoe
---------------

Yes. Less stressful, better payback.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2016 09:32 PM (OLNwX)

386 I have people who do that. Very, very good people.
Posted by: Teh Donald
G. W. Bush

... aaaand this is why I'm supporting *Cruz* in the state Convention, which that comes around. Trump has Dubya's instincts and I'm done trusting that in my politicians.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2016 09:32 PM (6FqZa)

387 382 I hope a lot of people are watching this tonight.
Posted by: spy peach at March 29, 2016 09:31 PM (nyYhO)

---

Not I.

Don't see why I should start watching now.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:32 PM (rlfds)

388 Journo student.... Figures

Posted by: E.T. at March 29, 2016 09:32 PM (yq4gk)

389 351: Velveeta is processed cheese. Your body processes food, you know what happens then , right?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2016 09:32 PM (ucDmr)

390 379 Kinda makes you seasick, doesn't it?

Posted by: antisocialist at March 29, 2016 09:32 PM (9n14Y)

391
Right, Anderson, and what's NATO doing about it?

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 09:32 PM (7CyjY)

392 "which", "when"... ugh. Need more valurite.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2016 09:32 PM (6FqZa)

393 Trump just called an organization that is 2 years younger than him obsolete.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:33 PM (/tuJf)

394 Muenster...Provolone...Havarti... Manchego...Parmesan...Caciocavallo or oscypek WTF is that?...Mozzarella!...Dubliner

Can we top 50? Bet the Horde could.

Posted by: Farmer at March 29, 2016 09:33 PM (o/90i)

395 290
Lesbians find Sally Kohn, Robin Roberts and Ellen to be attractive.
Posted by: angela urkel at March 29, 2016 09:18 PM (1HQO4)


Huh? Why would a lesbian find Robin Roberts attractive?

http://baseballhall.org/hof/roberts-robin

Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

396 **squirt**

Posted by: Rand Paul, watching the Donald talk about getting out of NATO at March 29, 2016 09:33 PM (H9MG5)

397 I can pretty much vote for The Re-Animated Corpse of Gary Coleman and it won't make any difference.

Kind of depressing and liberating at the same time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:33 PM (wB8Tg)

398 He is right bout that nato is a farkin joke.....

Posted by: E.T. at March 29, 2016 09:33 PM (yq4gk)

399 Ready For Hillary!

Posted by: Candy Apples & Razor Blades at March 29, 2016 09:33 PM (7xHOe)

400 Spy peach what would it matter really?

That ship sailed.

Posted by: H Badger at March 29, 2016 09:33 PM (+xIXD)

401 She seemed like a nice girl, that blond

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:33 PM (h/Gg/)

402 Twitter says he's right. I feel reassured

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 09:34 PM (voOPb)

403 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:33 PM (wB8Tg)


Whachoo talkin bout?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:34 PM (pUDQf)

404 Trump is a psychic... who knew.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:34 PM (7GQM/)

405 Trump is right about NATO, generally, although it is likely he doesn't have a clue as to why. The Germans refer to American bases as "social programs" to benefit their people, as one example.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 29, 2016 09:34 PM (hZaqr)

406 How did we get to self funded campaigning? I thought he said he self funded his own healthcare. Wasn't this question about healthcare ? I can't even follow this anymore.
Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:31 PM (h/Gg/)

He gives the same five answers to every question.

Q: Mr. Trump, what time is it?
Trump: We have a very serious problem with time. Very serious. Ted Cruz is out of time. Now I love time. I have a lot of friends that tell time. I will build a wall and it will take no time at all. People don't treat me very nicely all the time.

Posted by: Damiano at March 29, 2016 09:34 PM (XItbt)

407 Farmer
Romano, Stilton, gruyere.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:34 PM (egOGm)

408 The only pornstar name you need to know, really, is Sasha Gray.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2016 09:31 PM (E5DvK)


(looks at web)

Yeah, Imma not disagree with you on any particular point there.

*phew*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:34 PM (wB8Tg)

409 I can pretty much vote for The Re-Animated Corpse of Gary Coleman and it won't make any difference. Kind of depressing and liberating at the same time.

Welcome to the Dark Enlightenment. We have cookies.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2016 09:34 PM (6FqZa)

410

MY FAVORITE CHEESE IS SMEGMA! TOE JAM IS GOOD TOO...

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MAXIMUS RECTUS at March 29, 2016 09:34 PM (KId5h)

411 Reprocessed cheese?

Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2016 09:34 PM (BO/km)

412 Health care and education? Who is the Bush 43 clone now, Donny?

I always thought part of the Tea Party's motivation was backlash against the big government "compassionate conservatism" of the Bush 43 era. Who knew what they really wanted was just to merge GWB with John McCain's campaign finance reform and Pat Buchanan's foreign and trade policy?

Posted by: cjw at March 29, 2016 09:34 PM (7SQMF)

413 Farmer, someone said Gouda.
I'll add port salut

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:35 PM (2x3L+)

414 I'll agree with him on the NATO thing. But that's it.

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:35 PM (h/Gg/)

415 >>Q: Mr. Trump, what time is it?
Trump: We have a very serious problem with time. Very serious. Ted Cruz is out of time. Now I love time. I have a lot of friends that tell time. I will build a wall and it will take no time at all. People don't treat me very nicely all the time.

And he's winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:35 PM (/tuJf)

416 Q: Mr. Trump, what time is it?
Trump: We have a very serious problem with time. Very serious. Ted Cruz is out of time. Now I love time. I have a lot of friends that tell time. I will build a wall and it will take no time at all. People don't treat me very nicely all the time.
Posted by: Damiano at March 29, 2016 09:34 PM (XItbt)

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Why would I watch CNN when this is so much more amusing?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:35 PM (rlfds)

417 Everyone hates NATO and the UN. Easy position.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:35 PM (pUDQf)

418 My husband just said, Trump has no idea what the F he's talking about.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:35 PM (egOGm)

419 That's it. It was Sean Connery's pen that he squirted in the Nazi tank guy's face in The Last Crusade.

Wasn't that a gag in a James Bond movie too?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 29, 2016 09:36 PM (kBIIG)

420 Asiago and Gorgonzola

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:36 PM (2x3L+)

421 Celebrity, media contacts, and $2 billion in free press coverage, for starters.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:31 PM (wB8Tg)


Appreciate your response.


This most certainly helped him, but wasn't it the immigration issue that put him in spotlight ?

Posted by: dDan at March 29, 2016 09:36 PM (hwYmz)

422 I don't care if you don't think it's real cheese, Velveeta is a very useful ingredient. Call it a potato if it makes you feel better.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:36 PM (wB8Tg)

423 I've been watching this Trump train wreck since 1984. Seems like an unending number of rail cars coming off these tracks.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 29, 2016 09:37 PM (MNgU2)

424 Q: Mr. Trump, what time is it?
Trump: We have a very serious problem with time. Very serious. Ted Cruz is out of time. Now I love time. I have a lot of friends that tell time. I will build a wall and it will take no time at all. People don't treat me very nicely all the time.

And he's winning.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:35 PM (/tuJf)

ha, wish there was a share button for that.

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 09:37 PM (nyYhO)

425 Head cheese

Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2016 09:37 PM (BO/km)

426 418: So, he's just like Hildebeast then, eh?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2016 09:37 PM (ucDmr)

427 Phew. Commercial break. I'm pooped tryin' to follow his answers, thoughts, rambling ...

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 09:38 PM (hgBpU)

428 MRE jalapeño cheese...Mmmmmm.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:38 PM (rlfds)

429 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:34 PM (wB8Tg)

Yeah Sasha, is sort of the complete package, full meal deal, one stop shopping kind of girl. Probably caused more breaking of "no more porn for me" vows than any other individual. Only hearsay, of course.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2016 09:38 PM (E5DvK)

430 The worst cheese is Limburger.

Iiiiiiiit stinks.

Posted by: Jay Sherman, The (Cheese) Critic at March 29, 2016 09:38 PM (H9MG5)

431 Farmer,
Ricotta

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:38 PM (egOGm)

432 The Penis Mightier!

Posted by: Sean Connery at March 29, 2016 09:38 PM (rwI+c)

433 Velveeta, Rotel, diced tomatoes and a bag of Tostitos. Add in college football and some good beer. Is it fall yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:38 PM (pUDQf)

434

Valenzuelan Beaver Cheese

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 09:38 PM (KId5h)

435 Is it fall yet?

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Unfortunately, no.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:39 PM (rlfds)

436 "I'll agree with him on the NATO thing. But that's it."

What about the wall, and trade..... ?

Posted by: E.T. at March 29, 2016 09:39 PM (yq4gk)

437 And he's winning.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:35 PM (/tuJf)

Because he has electrolites! He has the stuff walls crave!

Posted by: Damiano at March 29, 2016 09:39 PM (XItbt)

438 What about the wall, and trade..... ?

What are we trading the wall for?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2016 09:39 PM (YJmuy)

439 Alabama,
That sounds like some good queso dip.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:40 PM (egOGm)

440 I hope a lot of people are watching this tonight.
Posted by: spy peach at March 29, 2016 09:31 PM (nyYhO)

I got about 10 free minutes on cnn go or something before I got cut off, and it was with the Donald. That was more than enough.

Posted by: Blano at March 29, 2016 09:40 PM (3eoPa)

441 Just think how much fun we'd have for four years making fun of the Orange one. A lot more fun if it weren't likely to end us all in the process.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:40 PM (pUDQf)

442 430 The worst cheese is Limburger.
Iiiiiiiit stinks.
Posted by: Jay Sherman, The (Cheese) Critic at March 29, 2016 09:38 PM (H9MG5)


Some stuff stinks, but tastes really good. Alsatian Muenster. Durian. "Stinky tofu." OK, that last one is a bit challenging.

Posted by: Splunge at March 29, 2016 09:40 PM (iMxBJ)

443 This most certainly helped him, but wasn't it the immigration issue that put him in spotlight ?

Posted by: dDan at March 29, 2016 09:36 PM (hwYmz)


Half the field said that, some after, some before. Saying it disjointedly created controversy, and that gigantic free media budget used that to put him in the lead.

For the primary.

Like McCain and Romney, that coverage will change in the general. This time they have a bit of a head-start - they're only bashing him for things *liberals* hate him for, mostly, at this point. They'll go whole hog in the general.

Unless things get chaotic and he ends up third party, in which case they'll keep doing both boosting and bashing.

People always think "it'll be different this time."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:40 PM (wB8Tg)

444 Velveeta, Rotel, diced tomatoes and a bag of Tostitos. Add in college football and some good beer.

Heaven!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 09:40 PM (KId5h)

445 I don't care if you don't think it's real cheese, Velveeta is a very useful ingredient. Call it a potato if it makes you feel better.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:36 PM (wB8Tg)


I have a really good soup recipe using Velveeta. My step-sister turned me on to it and it is amazingly good.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 09:40 PM (hgBpU)

446 Tremendous. This could be a drinking game. A Tremendous one.

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:40 PM (h/Gg/)

447 Wensleydale

Posted by: Grommit at March 29, 2016 09:41 PM (OLNwX)

448 I'll take Famous Titties for $500, Trebeck.

Posted by: Sean Connery at March 29, 2016 09:41 PM (7qAYi)

449 Trump will not guarantee to support the Republican nominee: "I've been treated very unfairly."

Oh, dry up.

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 09:41 PM (E6RIJ)

450 Boy, do I have some NSFW tabs open.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:41 PM (wB8Tg)

451 So I turned the squitshow on and ew it's Anderson Cooper.

So I turned it back off.

Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2016 09:41 PM (BO/km)

452 yuuuge deals. Drink. Next.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2016 09:41 PM (E5DvK)

453 Dear Lord

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 09:41 PM (nyYhO)

454 Bucket of dog vomit/Rancid rotting meat 2016!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 29, 2016 09:41 PM (kTF2Z)

455 Okay, Trump's on the whambulance jag now.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 09:41 PM (hgBpU)

456 Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:40 PM (egOGm)

Sooooooo good. That with some decent brats and mustard and green peppers with onions.

No wonder I put on ten pounds in the fall.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:42 PM (pUDQf)

457 Ratings... I'm a super star!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:42 PM (7GQM/)

458 Farmer,
Cottage cheese, feta, string cheese.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:42 PM (egOGm)

459 I make a killer dip with Velveeta, ground italian sausage, sour creme and picante. With tostitos scoops.

Posted by: Tim in GA at March 29, 2016 09:42 PM (a/h6D)

460 The Girlfriend Experience was a pretty good movie. Sasha Grey's legitimate non porn movie role. She's the title character and star.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 29, 2016 09:42 PM (MNgU2)

461 Why should Trump promose to support any candidate? Noone will promise to support him. Why should you expect him to do something they won't do.

Posted by: marinemom at March 29, 2016 09:42 PM (ep6ak)

462 Wrt Islam,
If decadent > feral we will win.
If feral > decadent, we will lose.

Posted by: angela urkel at March 29, 2016 09:43 PM (1HQO4)

463 I have a really good soup recipe using Velveeta. My step-sister turned me on to it and it is amazingly good.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 09:40 PM (hgBpU)


I did a really good improvised bacon potato cheddar soup, it had some Velveeta in it. Helps keep the other cheeses together in solution.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:43 PM (wB8Tg)

464 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:41 PM (wB8Tg)

She helped me recover from a serious AoS addiction a while back. Thanks Sasha!

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2016 09:43 PM (E5DvK)

465 How to win friends and influence people? Drive em out of the race

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:43 PM (h/Gg/)

466

Anissa Kate is worth a google too...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 09:44 PM (KId5h)

467 Everybody early on who was worried about upsetting Trump too much, this is what you get for that.

And as much as I oppose him, I actually think he has been treated unfair lately.

Posted by: AD at March 29, 2016 09:44 PM (r90Yw)

468 Shorter Trump:

Fuck you!

And Fuck You!

And Fuck you!

See? I'm a unifier!

Posted by: Country Singer at March 29, 2016 09:44 PM (JCUeI)

469 I hope Cruz knows they aren't going to support him either.

Posted by: marinemom at March 29, 2016 09:44 PM (ep6ak)

470 Why the fuck did I have to live at this time?

Donald Trump against Hillary Clinton.

Fuck

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:44 PM (/tuJf)

471 All this cheese talk, I'm going to go to the cheese shops tomorrow. There's one in Santa Ynez and another good one in Solvang.
I'll let you know if I find the taleggio.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:44 PM (egOGm)

472 This is what controlling congress for 18 of the last 22 years and the senate for 12 of the last 22 years and delivering absolutley nothing has wrought to the GOP.

The GOP is a fraudulent political party so people are casting about and unfortunately this loud mouth ignorant maniac who happens to seizes on the three hot button issues animatng the base is deemed suitable enough.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 29, 2016 09:45 PM (WVvzl)

473 I'm voting anaconda this year. Has more credibility. And, don't need no gummint handouts. Only eats a couple times a year. If you are going snake, go honorable.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2016 09:45 PM (ucDmr)

474 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:40 PM (wB8Tg)

Again, I appreciate the response.

Will have to wait and see what happens.

Posted by: dDan at March 29, 2016 09:45 PM (hwYmz)

475 a killer dip with Velveeta, ground italian sausage, sour creme and picante. With tostitos scoops.
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Sounds good Tim in GA

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 09:45 PM (voOPb)

476 Oh boy this important political stuff thread has devolved to chess soup.

Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2016 09:45 PM (BO/km)

477 hope Cruz knows they aren't going to support him either.
Posted by: marinemom at March 29, 2016 09:44 PM (ep6ak)

Yes they would. They already said they would.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 29, 2016 09:45 PM (MNgU2)

478 Donald Trump against Hillary Clinton.

Fuck
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:44 PM (/tuJf)

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Embrace the suck.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:45 PM (rlfds)

479 Dems da rules Donny.

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:45 PM (h/Gg/)

480 Cheese not chess cheez.

Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2016 09:45 PM (BO/km)

481 >>>I've been treated very unfairly."


He ruins another candidates' reputation with lies and innuendos and infers the man's a child molester. But he's the victim. Fucking asshole.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 29, 2016 09:46 PM (/E+t2)

482
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:40 PM (egOGm)


Sooooooo good. That with some decent brats and mustard and green peppers with onions.


No wonder I put on ten pounds in the fall.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:42 PM
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That's my favorite dip too

One pound of Velveeta, cubed. One can of Rotel (diced tomatoes with chiles). Nuke and stir 'til it's all melted. Simple and addictive.

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 09:46 PM (E6RIJ)

483 Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:44 PM (/tuJf)

Well maybe it will be Bernie. Fuck. Shoot me now.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2016 09:46 PM (E5DvK)

484 Trump doesn't have a ground game, just a blabber mouth

How one can be uncommitted at this time is a douche?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 09:46 PM (voOPb)

485 I don't actually really know any pornstar names.

-
My porn star name is Sven N. Dick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 29, 2016 09:46 PM (Nwg0u)

486 When someone gets fewer votes and wins an election it definitely isn't right.

Right on, Donald!

Posted by: Algore at March 29, 2016 09:46 PM (H9MG5)

487 Jenna Jameson did great work in (underrated) "Zombie Strippers", seeing as this thread is now an ex-pr0n* thread. Although Roxy Saint was arguably the real star in it just because she did *not* ham it up.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2016 09:46 PM (6FqZa)

488 Swiss, American, cheddar, Colby jack, Monterrey jack

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:46 PM (2x3L+)

489 great, great, great deals.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:46 PM (7GQM/)

490 I did a really good improvised bacon potato cheddar soup, it had some Velveeta in it. Helps keep the other cheeses together in solution.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:43 PM (wB8Tg)


Bacon!!!!!!!!!!!! It's what the body needs.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 09:47 PM (hgBpU)

491 wonderful deals

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:47 PM (7GQM/)

492 Why aren't my comments appearing?

Posted by: Weird Nick at March 29, 2016 09:47 PM (qINLy)

493 Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 09:46 PM (E6RIJ)

It's not a pound if you melt it, right? I mean, it's not the same as eating a pound of cheese in a day.

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:47 PM (pUDQf)

494 "Donald Trump against Hillary Clinton."

Sing it with me!

"What an amazingly stupid time to be alive..."

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 09:47 PM (noWW6)

495 Jarlsberg

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:47 PM (2x3L+)

496 Monterrey Jack, Queso blanco, bleu cheese, Swiss, cheddar, feta

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at March 29, 2016 09:48 PM (KkVB6)

497 492 Why aren't my comments appearing?
Posted by: Weird Nick at March 29, 2016 09:47 PM (qINLy)

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*shrugs*

Maybe you're going blind?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:48 PM (rlfds)

498 Trump lies again!

Says he was never asked whether he was pro-choice. Outright lie!
He is on tape saying he is very pro-choice.

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 09:48 PM (E6RIJ)

499 Why should Trump promose to support any candidate? Noone will promise to support him. Why should you expect him to do something they won't do.

Posted by: marinemom at March 29, 2016 09:42 PM (ep6ak)


They DID. Beginning of March. Cruz, Rubio, and Kasich (and Trump) promised to support each other if they were the nominees.

He keeps threatening to back out.

It's the historical rewrites that waste the most time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:48 PM (wB8Tg)

500 Danish Blue?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 29, 2016 09:48 PM (rwI+c)

501 Give me Brie or give me death

Posted by: H Badger at March 29, 2016 09:48 PM (+xIXD)

502 He's just vomiting up random words. This is embarrassing.

Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 09:48 PM (nyYhO)

503 471 All this cheese talk, I'm going to go to the cheese shops tomorrow. There's one in Santa Ynez and another good one in Solvang.
I'll let you know if I find the taleggio.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:44 PM (egOGm)


Oh! The cat's eaten it.

Posted by: Cheese shop proprietor at March 29, 2016 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

504 I am never wrong.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:49 PM (7GQM/)

505 Roquefort

We must be at 50 by now

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:49 PM (2x3L+)

506

Gubment Cheez!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 09:49 PM (KId5h)

507 Edam

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:49 PM (egOGm)

508 Ever run into a cheese called Halloumi? Awesome stuff. You slice it about 1/4", and then grill it or pan-fry it until it's brown on both sides. Great easy appetizer for a gathering.

Posted by: Splunge at March 29, 2016 09:49 PM (iMxBJ)

509 Maybe you're going blind?
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:48 PM (rlfds)

******

So the Nuns were right all along??!!

Shit.

Posted by: Tim in GA at March 29, 2016 09:49 PM (a/h6D)

510 I'm very partial to pepper jack cheese.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at March 29, 2016 09:49 PM (KkVB6)

511 Fontina

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:49 PM (egOGm)

512 Every time Trump compares himself to Reagan is blasphemy.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (hgBpU)

513 Toe?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (pUDQf)

514 Asking for a friend.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:47 P


Of course! After melting, it comes out to about 2 oz. Exactly one serving.

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (E6RIJ)

515 Asiago

Posted by: Kreplach at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (WVvzl)

516 He ruins another candidates' reputation with lies and innuendos and infers the man's a child molester. But he's the victim. Fucking asshole.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 29, 2016 09:46 PM (/E+t2)


I've largely been keeping my mouth shut about this, but I find passive-aggressive behavior incredibly offensive. It *will* set me off.

Trump has mastered it like a peevish seven-year-old girl.

And he's not alone.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (wB8Tg)

517 How did all this happen?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (7GQM/)

518 SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI OFF!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (rwI+c)

519 It's going to be awesome to have a President who has never been wrong.

On a related note, I have a boat and a place on an island offshore. Shares are limited so don't delay.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (/tuJf)

520 *Ahem*

Casu Marzu

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (rlfds)

521 Goat cheese, cotija

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (2x3L+)

522 He's lost every debate? Drudge

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (7GQM/)

523 Trump is exactly what the USA needs.

Too many people want to keep putting mayonaise on their hotdogs.

It's time to stop.

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (MQEz6)

524 'Why the fuck did I have to live at this time?'


It's the best of times and the worst of times. It could be better and it could be worse. We live in some amazing times for sure.

Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (BO/km)

525
Kefalograviera, Kasseri, Kefalotyri all used for saganaki...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (KId5h)

526 The Drudge poll. I laugh.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (hgBpU)

527 Danish Fimboe?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (rwI+c)

528 Giveitup

The amazing thing about that is that donalds specific quote about being very prochoice has been running in radio ads in Wisconsin for over a week now.

Posted by: H Badger at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (+xIXD)

529 Jarlsberg
Posted by: L, Elle


I thought Jarlsberg was a kind of swiss.

Posted by: angela urkel at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (1HQO4)

530 Posted by: Splunge at March 29, 2016 09:49 PM (iMxBJ)

Crispy cheese.

Honestly....it gives bacon a run for its money.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (Zu3d9)

531 Red Leicester

Posted by: antisocialist at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (9n14Y)

532 He's just vomiting up random words. This is embarrassing.
Posted by: spypeach at March 29, 2016 09:48 PM (nyYhO)

Trumptards are sucking his shit up like sponges on Twitter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (voOPb)

533 I am afraid to debate Ted Cruz

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (7GQM/)

534 Bacon!!!!!!!!!!!! It's what the body needs.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 09:47 PM (hgBpU)


*fist bump*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (wB8Tg)

535 cream cheese

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (2x3L+)

536 Grana

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (egOGm)

537 Nacho cheese!

Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (BO/km)

538 Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (E6RIJ)

Whew.

I am..my friend is relieved I mean.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (pUDQf)

539 Edam

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:49 PM (egOGm)




Best edam you'll ever have: http://tinyurl.com/jhz9ywd

Posted by: Country Singer at March 29, 2016 09:52 PM (JCUeI)

540 Pippo Creme?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 29, 2016 09:52 PM (rwI+c)

541 My younger daughter just asked me about Marla Maples. Not sure how to answer that.

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:52 PM (h/Gg/)

542 Cottage cheese, cream cheese

Can we count pimento cheese, too?

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at March 29, 2016 09:52 PM (KkVB6)

543 "The larvae themselves appear as translucent white worms, about 8 mm (0.3 in) long.[2] When disturbed, the larvae can launch themselves for distances up to 15 cm (6 in). Some people clear the larvae from the cheese before consuming while others do not."

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Mmmmm...maggots leaping at your face while eating rank cheese....

Any takers?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:52 PM (rlfds)

544 L,Elle
You beat me to the cream cheese.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:52 PM (egOGm)

545 How about paying a farking living wage....

Posted by: E.T. at March 29, 2016 09:52 PM (yq4gk)

546 Japanese Sage Darby?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 29, 2016 09:52 PM (rwI+c)

547
Another dairy farmer who wants open borders for cheap labor.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 09:53 PM (7CyjY)

548 Bacon!!!!!!!!!!!! It's what the body needs.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 09:47 PM (hgBpU)

*fist bump*
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (wB8Tg)

*****

If we're not supposed to eat animals, why did God make them out of such tasty food?

Posted by: Tim in GA at March 29, 2016 09:53 PM (a/h6D)

549 530 Crispy cheese.
Honestly....it gives bacon a run for its money.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (Zu3d9)


I shoulda figured you would know it. Yeah, it's kind of addictive in the same sort of way as bacon, though it's less versatile.

Posted by: Splunge at March 29, 2016 09:53 PM (iMxBJ)

550 And... NothIng but white people in that audience . This is Milwaukee, FFS.

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:53 PM (h/Gg/)

551 In honor of tonight debate location I add cheese curds...

Posted by: H Badger at March 29, 2016 09:53 PM (+xIXD)

552

Epic thread. Politician bashing, MFM abusing, cheese sharing, pron remembering, Monty Python quoting... a great time to be alive!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 09:53 PM (KId5h)

553 Country singer,
Thanks, I saved the link.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:53 PM (egOGm)

554 Cotija! Mizithra!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2016 09:54 PM (UVCEp)

555 Brie, Roquefort, Pont-l'Eveque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre-de-L'Est, Boursin, Bresse Bleu, Perle de Champagne?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 29, 2016 09:54 PM (rwI+c)

556 The wall will have a golden door. It's going to work out beautifully.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:54 PM (7GQM/)

557 Cheeze Whiz

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:54 PM (2x3L+)

558
Jobs Americans won't do....

such as drive drunk and kill your family, sell drugs, and rape.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 09:54 PM (7CyjY)

559 "Casu marzu is considered by Sardinian aficionados to be unsafe to eat when the maggots in the cheese have died. Because of this, only cheese in which the maggots are still alive is usually eaten."

---

Seriously, what the fuck Italy?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:54 PM (rlfds)

560 530 Posted by: Splunge at March 29, 2016 09:49 PM (iMxBJ)

Crispy cheese.

Honestly....it gives bacon a run for its money.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM (Zu3d9)

Oooh, I like crispy cheese. I take thin cheddar slices and nuke them on parchment until they're good and melted, then let them drip and cool while draped over a wooden spoon. Makes a crispy taco shell that tastes like cheez-its.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at March 29, 2016 09:55 PM (KkVB6)

561 Nacho cheese

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:55 PM (2x3L+)

562
557 Cheeze Whiz
Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:54 PM (2x3L+)


Bridge too far. Bridge too far!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:55 PM (pUDQf)

563 That was one of the best political questions ever.

Seriously.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2016 09:55 PM (/tuJf)

564 My younger daughter just asked me about Marla Maples. Not sure how to answer that.
Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:52 PM (h/Gg/)

Tell her to watch Dancing with the Stars. ( can you believe the probable GOPs nominee's ex wife would be on the show).

We have entered the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 29, 2016 09:55 PM (MNgU2)

565 "Best edam you'll ever have"

Edam you! Edam you all to hell!

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 09:55 PM (noWW6)

566 Want some wine with your cheese, "immigrant labor" wanting dairy farmer?

Posted by: "immigrant labor" using vineyard owner at March 29, 2016 09:55 PM (H9MG5)

567 Gorgonzola.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:55 PM (egOGm)

568 There's a cheese shop in Port Jefferson, Lawn Guyland that can fulfill everybodies cheese needs.

It's called...wait for it...C'est Cheese. Get it?

Posted by: angela urkel at March 29, 2016 09:56 PM (1HQO4)

569 508 Ever run into a cheese called Halloumi? Awesome stuff. You slice it about 1/4", and then grill it or pan-fry it until it's brown on both sides. Great easy appetizer for a gathering.
Posted by: Splunge at March 29, 2016 09:49 PM (iMxBJ

Never had that, but there's a similar Finnish Cheese a co-worker gave me. I did enjoy it.

Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 09:56 PM (dx6bM)

570 Here in Badgerland we call cheese Winx, "cheese food", cause it ain't really cheese. Watch out for that stuff. Ne molecule away from plastic.

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:56 PM (h/Gg/)

571 The wall will have a golden door.

I'll lift my lamp next to it

Posted by: The Statue of Liberty at March 29, 2016 09:56 PM (r90Yw)

572 Dorset Blue Vinney?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 29, 2016 09:56 PM (rwI+c)

573 Jobs Americans won't do....
such as drive drunk and kill your family, sell drugs, and rape.


Richmond, Virginia *will* pay you if you've done all that in the past and promise not to do it anymore:
http://www.xenosystems.net/report-from-a-madhouse/

So I guess these *are* jobs Americans can do!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2016 09:56 PM (6FqZa)

574 Bridge too far!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:55 PM (pUDQf)

---

No.

Maggots flying at your face while consuming them is a bridge too far.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:56 PM (rlfds)

575 One molecule, I meant

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:56 PM (h/Gg/)

576 Parmy

Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2016 09:56 PM (BO/km)

577 559 "Casu marzu is considered by Sardinian aficionados to be unsafe to eat when the maggots in the cheese have died. Because of this, only cheese in which the maggots are still alive is usually eaten."

---

Seriously, what the fuck Italy?
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:54 PM (rlfds)


I want to know who first had the idea that cheese with live maggots in it was good to eat.

Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 09:56 PM (sdi6R)

578 >>>"Casu marzu is considered by Sardinian aficionados
to be unsafe to eat when the maggots in the cheese have died. Because of
this, only cheese in which the maggots are still alive is usually
eaten."

---

Seriously, what the fuck Italy?
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:54 PM (rlfds)<<<




Seriously. That's fucking weird.

Posted by: Japan at March 29, 2016 09:57 PM (H9MG5)

579 Cheese Wizz

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:57 PM (h/Gg/)

580 Grump
Well played.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 09:57 PM (egOGm)

581 Neufchâtel

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:57 PM (2x3L+)

582

"You got ma Cheese Whiz boy?"

Posted by: Filthy Tramp at March 29, 2016 09:57 PM (KId5h)

583 Airports that you Anderson cooper have never seen.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:57 PM (7GQM/)

584 I don't mix salsa and cheese. It's a thing. I can do a spicy cheese, sort of, but not pepper jack, it's too weird.

Awesomesauce:

a bit of Velveeta
a bit of half-and-half or whole milk
a bit of shredded medium cheddar (or other)
a bit of Temp Tee Whipped Cream Cheese (philly doesn't melt well)
A bit of Kraft macaroni and cheese powder mix

As you can guess, I don't measure shit.

Call it 2 oz, 6 oz, 3 oz, 2 oz, heaping tablespoon

(multiply or modify as needed)

microwave or saucepan, stir frequently.

works with chips, veggies, noodles, meats, probably other things.

Makes a bit more than you'd expect, the whipped cream cheese actually foams a bit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 09:57 PM (wB8Tg)

585 Jack had to step away for a minute what was the question

Posted by: H Badger at March 29, 2016 09:57 PM (+xIXD)

586 Taleggio

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:57 PM (2x3L+)

587 People forget that protein was hard to come by back in the dark ages. Bugs, crickets, maggots, etc was all fair game.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:57 PM (pUDQf)

588 The amazing thing about that is that donalds
specific quote about being very prochoice has been running in radio ads
in Wisconsin for over a week now.


Posted by: H Badger at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM
- - - - - -

Glad to hear that. People need to see how untruthful he is.

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 09:57 PM (E6RIJ)

589 How did all this happen?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 09:50 PM (7GQM/)

60-100 years in the making, and it's all coming to a head in my lifetime. Great.

Posted by: Blano at March 29, 2016 09:57 PM (3eoPa)

590 Cheeze Whiz
Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:54 PM (2x3L+)

Bridge too far. Bridge too far!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:55 PM (pUDQf)


Hah! I'm a Cheez Whiz virgin and plan to stay that way.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 09:58 PM (hgBpU)

591 My porn star name would be Buck Naked.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 29, 2016 09:58 PM (q++2h)

592 Camembert

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 09:58 PM (2x3L+)

593 And now for the grand finale, what you've all been waiting for, the amazing, tremendous, Son of a Mailman. Mr. John Kasich!

Posted by: Old Buffalo at March 29, 2016 09:58 PM (h/Gg/)

594 rickl,

Probably the same person who came up with chitlins'

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 09:58 PM (rlfds)

595 I saw Flying Maggots open for the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show.

Posted by: Splunge at March 29, 2016 09:59 PM (iMxBJ)

596 Oh, God... Teddy Roosevelt is admired by Ivanka and hubby(?), and the namesake for the new grandchild?

PROGRESSIVE Teddy Roosevelt.

Brilliant!

Posted by: The Guinness Guys at March 29, 2016 09:59 PM (H9MG5)

597 Cabrales cheese

Posted by: Martell at March 29, 2016 09:59 PM (4LTjd)

598 Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 09:58 PM (hgBpU)

Far less flammable than silly string for kids parties.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 09:59 PM (pUDQf)

599 Parmesan, grated. Microwave it in a pile on a slick plate until it *starts* to turn golden brown. Take it out and flip it before letting it cool, or it sticks.

Takes a little experimentation. You can do it in the oven (or buy the chips) but it's easier to see the change in the microwave.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:00 PM (wB8Tg)

600 My head is on adjective overload.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:00 PM (7GQM/)

601 Posted by: Splunge at March 29, 2016 09:53 PM (iMxBJ)

Well, then add bacon. It becomes much more versatile then!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2016 10:00 PM (Zu3d9)

602 SMFH
what is a chitlin? The cheese with the maggots is foul.
Can you imagine the conversation? No, you eat it, it'll be good. Swearsies.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 10:01 PM (egOGm)

603 I'm proud of my fellow Morons and their diverse love of cheese.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 29, 2016 10:01 PM (/E+t2)

604 Hah! I'm a Cheez Whiz virgin and plan to stay that way.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 09:58 PM (hgBpU)


It's too salty. Frankly Velveeta's better at just about everything. And cheaper.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:01 PM (wB8Tg)

605 "Maggots flying at your face while consuming them is a bridge too far."

Coming soon from Natick Soldier Support Systems: the flying-maggot MRE!

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 10:01 PM (noWW6)

606 Bridge too far. Bridge too far!
Posted by: AlaBAMA
--------------

I read you Bridge, go ahead...

Posted by: Far at March 29, 2016 10:01 PM (OLNwX)

607 I put up for about 15 minutes of Donnie. Had to change channels

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 10:01 PM (voOPb)

608 Camembert

It's a bit runny.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 29, 2016 10:01 PM (rwI+c)

609 Caligirl,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chitterlings

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 10:02 PM (rlfds)

610 Kasiczzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 10:02 PM (E6RIJ)

611 596 Oh, God... Teddy Roosevelt is admired by Ivanka and hubby(?), and the namesake for the new grandchild?

PROGRESSIVE Teddy Roosevelt.

Brilliant!
Posted by: The Guinness Guys at March 29, 2016 09:59 PM (H9MG5)


He was George W. Bush's hero, too.

Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 10:02 PM (sdi6R)

612 My porn name is You'll Love This One, The Camera Never Focuses On The Guy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:02 PM (wB8Tg)

613 Chitlins are pig guts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:02 PM (pUDQf)

614 Anderson works in a "Crying Ted" question to Trump.

I'm sure his boyfriend was doing clappy jazz hands at that line, watching from the bubble bath.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 29, 2016 10:02 PM (7NKH4)

615 602 Probably first eaten on a drunken dare.
And chitlins are pig intestines.
Really.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 29, 2016 10:02 PM (9n14Y)

616 It would be nice if somebody would ask Kasich what exactly qualified him for a $500,000 a year investment banking job when he left the government.

Posted by: Jake (not officially a regular) at March 29, 2016 10:02 PM (xiCT2)

617 599 Parmesan, grated. Microwave it in a pile on a slick plate until it *starts* to turn golden brown. Take it out and flip it before letting it cool, or it sticks.

Takes a little experimentation. You can do it in the oven (or buy the chips) but it's easier to see the change in the microwave.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:00 PM (wB8Tg)

I've gotten it to where I can just fry cheddar on a pan with oil; it's like the stuff that skirts the bread and touches the pan in agrilled cheese sandwich. Also: try Greek yogurt in Mac and cheese for a nutritional boost.

Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 10:02 PM (dx6bM)

618 Why am I watching that PBS "Saudi Arabia Uncovered" special? I already know the Magic Kingdom sucks ass out of a straw.

Posted by: Josephistan at March 29, 2016 10:03 PM (7qAYi)

619 Oh good, Kasich

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:03 PM (2x3L+)

620 When cooked, your home is draped in a miasma of pig shit.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 10:03 PM (rlfds)

621 Damn, that crispy cheese sounds good.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 10:03 PM (hgBpU)

622 I've been to the Salley Chitlin Strut.

http://bit.ly/22MSjjz

Make sure you come into town from the upwind side.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 29, 2016 10:03 PM (rwI+c)

623 Richmond, Virginia *will* pay you if you've done all that in the past and promise not to do it anymore:
http://www.xenosystems.net/report-from-a-madhouse/

From the article I read I think it's Richmond, Kallyfornia.

Posted by: Blano at March 29, 2016 10:03 PM (3eoPa)

624 Velveeta is very versatile and the fact in melts so wonderfully it's a great ingredient. It's a dirty little secret in restaurants.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 29, 2016 10:04 PM (/E+t2)

625 Pepperjack cheese is awesome! Gives me a bit of heartburn, but sooooo worth it!

I'm convinced only political folks watch or care about debates and townhalls at this point. History tells us DJT can say whatever shit he wants, waffle on the things many of his supporters think he's 100 percent on, and they'd still vote for him. I'd like to think that any voters who are undecided are watching, but I'm pretty sure they're going on with their lives and will make their decisions based on the fact that he's got the most delegates, he's faaaamous, or that mom and dad are voting for Cruz, or whomever, and they want to be rebellious.

Posted by: Theresa D. The FAB one at March 29, 2016 10:04 PM (MeXxt)

626 Posted by: Far at March 29, 2016 10:01 PM (OLNwX)


It's the simple ones that make me chuckle. Well done.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:04 PM (pUDQf)

627 Word Salad Sugary

(with many apologies to ELP)

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2016 10:04 PM (gyKtp)

628 Also: try Greek yogurt in Mac and cheese for a nutritional boost.

Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 10:02 PM (dx6bM)


I cannot abide Greek Yogurt. Sometimes it gets hard to find "conventional" yogurt, because clearly I am in the minority.

Something about *both* texture and flavor, I do not like.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:04 PM (wB8Tg)

629 I will hand this to Teddy Roosevelt. He was a tough SOB. Got shot in the chest then gave a speech with the bullet still in there.

Otherwise, I've got no use for him.

Posted by: Damiano at March 29, 2016 10:05 PM (XItbt)

630 Teddy was the "Adventure Progressive." He did a lot of hunting and manly things, and that's all some people know about him.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:06 PM (wB8Tg)

631 The subject is cheese?

Posted by: ThunderB at March 29, 2016 10:06 PM (zOTsN)

632 toe cheese

Posted by: Chicken Dinner at March 29, 2016 10:06 PM (mMcHl)

633 I think contributed the most cheeses. Just sayin.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:06 PM (2x3L+)

634 It's all cheese.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:06 PM (wB8Tg)

635 Yeah, brainfart. I read that DC was thinking of doing the same thing so my brain read the whole thing as the Richmond in VA.

Stop! Barrel time!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2016 10:06 PM (6FqZa)

636 Teddy knew his guns, and loved them.

He wouldn't have a chance with the libs of today.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 29, 2016 10:07 PM (rlfds)

637 Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:06 PM (2x3L+)

Gouda for you!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:07 PM (pUDQf)

638 Velveeta is very versatile and the fact in melts so
wonderfully it's a great ingredient. It's a dirty little secret in
restaurants.


Posted by: Arson Wells at March 29, 2016 10:04 PM


Yep.
Easy Beer Cheese: Some Velveeta, some Swiss, some minced garlic, and some beer. Make all melty in the microwave and serve with soft pretzel nuggets. nom nom nom

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 10:07 PM (E6RIJ)

639 Cheese

The big cheese

Posted by: ThunderB at March 29, 2016 10:07 PM (zOTsN)

640 >>>I will hand this to Teddy Roosevelt. He was a tough
SOB. Got shot in the chest then gave a speech with the bullet still in
there.



Otherwise, I've got no use for him.

Posted by: Damiano at March 29, 2016 10:05 PM (XItbt)<<<

Pfft. Piker.

Posted by: zombie Rasputin... or am I at March 29, 2016 10:07 PM (H9MG5)

641 I did not know what chitlins were. Just like I am unfamiliar with grits. Are they both southern things?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 10:08 PM (egOGm)

642 Cheese does not help against vampires, but it can distract a werewolf long enough for you to trip someone else and then run away.

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2016 10:08 PM (MQEz6)

643 I used to work in a grocery store that sold raw chitlins. You can smell them cooking for at least 3 blocks.

And the smell is shit. Literally.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2016 10:08 PM (gyKtp)

644 When cooked, your home is draped in a miasma of pig shit.

Other than that, what's the downside?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2016 10:08 PM (YJmuy)

645 16 oz velveeta, can of diced tomatoes and peppers


Queso

Posted by: ThunderB at March 29, 2016 10:08 PM (zOTsN)

646 I'd kill for Kraft macaroni and cheese. Seriously. When I was little, I made my sister sick just to get her mac and cheese.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 10:08 PM (hgBpU)

647 thunderb, it was someone's college drinking game. You have to take turns naming a cheese. If you can't name one, you have to drink. We're not really taking turns and everyone is probably drinking regardless of naming cheeses.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:09 PM (2x3L+)

648 L,Elle,
Take a bow and then do the beauty queen wave. You deserve it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 10:09 PM (egOGm)

649 Mmmkay



Havarti

Posted by: ThunderB at March 29, 2016 10:10 PM (zOTsN)

650 Cali, grits are southern. They're like lumpy cream of wheat

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:10 PM (2x3L+)

651 I'd kill for Kraft macaroni and cheese. Seriously. When I was little, I made my sister sick just to get her mac and cheese.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 10:08 PM (hgBpU)

Heads up boys.

Posted by: Blano at March 29, 2016 10:10 PM (3eoPa)

652 Ancient history now, but I was on the fence with Trump. Slightly preferred Cruz, mostly because I've met him. But I was willing to go with Trump. I just needed a little pull, something from him to "close the deal".

Then the South Carolina debate happened. A lot of folks said that he was pivoting to the general, trying to attract Dem voters. But he hadn't closed the deal with the GOP base yet. And that pissed me off, it is a rookie move, and showed me that he would take my vote for granted just like all the others have.

Since then, his campaign has just continued to spin into a never ending drama-fest of high school emotions. While the world is burning down around us. We all bitched about what lousy campaigns McCain and Romney ran? They look like geniuses in comparison. Why someone hasn't taken his stupid phone away from him is beyond me.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 29, 2016 10:10 PM (kBIIG)

653 The amazing thing about that is that donalds
specific quote about being very prochoice has been running in radio ads
in Wisconsin for over a week now.


Posted by: H Badger at March 29, 2016 09:51 PM
- - - - - -

Glad to hear that. People need to see how untruthful he is.
Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 09:57 PM (E6RIJ)
--------------------------------
Lyin', Lyin', Lyin', Donald Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:10 PM (7GQM/)

654 Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 10:08 PM (egOGm)

Chitlins was an English dish, oddly enough.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:11 PM (pUDQf)

655 I'd kill for Kraft macaroni and cheese. Seriously. When I was little, I made my sister sick just to get her mac and cheese.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 10:08 PM (hgBpU)


They changed the formula. It's not bad, but it's not as good as it was.

It was actually press-released like six months ago, but it still caught everyone off guard.

It's not as bad as when they changed sugar-free cherry Kool Aid. The closeout old stuff was selling for $5 a packet on eBay. It really was the best diet drink - not anymore.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:11 PM (wB8Tg)

656 Oh, the cat's eaten it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 29, 2016 10:11 PM (rwI+c)

657 H.L. Mencken, who adorns ace's masthead, pointed out the amazing incongruity of Teddy Roosevelt, avowed militarist and imperialist, publicly decrying the acts of Imperial Germany.

As Mencken said, it was risible to be hearing the Kaiser loudly damned "in unmistakably _Kaiserliche_ terms".

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 10:11 PM (noWW6)

658 grilled cheese

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:12 PM (2x3L+)

659 L,Elle,
Do people eat grits for breakfast?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 10:12 PM (egOGm)

660 Bully!

Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt at March 29, 2016 10:12 PM (q++2h)

661 Grilled cheese with turkey and bacon, fried in butter.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:12 PM (wB8Tg)

662
>>>I think contributed the most cheeses. Just sayin.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:06 PM (2x3L+)<<<

I think... well... people tell me... I mean... I've heard many people on the HQ tell me that I probably have brought in more cheese to the thread than anyone else. I've Made This Cheese Thread Grate Again.

Posted by: D. Trump at March 29, 2016 10:13 PM (H9MG5)

663 Manchego

Posted by: ThunderB at March 29, 2016 10:13 PM (zOTsN)

664 One of the not-so-happy memories I have of my grandfather: he once took me to a chitlin' cook-off. I was literally gagging the whole time. He loved the damn things.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 29, 2016 10:13 PM (JCUeI)

665 Kasich has "advisors but not a lot of teachers."

This guy really thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 29, 2016 10:13 PM (7NKH4)

666 Brie

Posted by: ThunderB at March 29, 2016 10:13 PM (zOTsN)

667 OMG I can't wait for it - Trump Cheese ads.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:13 PM (wB8Tg)

668 kasich and cheese? this must be the what sucks more thread.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2016 10:13 PM (ucDmr)

669 I somehow *knew* Brie would be 666.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:13 PM (wB8Tg)

670 613
Chitlins are pig guts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:02 PM

- - - - - -

Thank God you told me that. I thought they were like pork rinds (which I like...especially the BBQ flavor ones.) I coulda eaten them by mistake!

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 10:14 PM (E6RIJ)

671 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:11 PM (wB8Tg)


Sigh. The world is truly ending when they mess with Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 10:14 PM (hgBpU)

672 Grits is a traditional southern breakfast dish, yes.

Chitlins, though originally English, is a common food for the more destitute because of their inability to afford better parts of the animal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:14 PM (pUDQf)

673 Funny one doesn't hear about all these little cat-fights and stuff over on the Democrat side. They're the ones trying to destroy civilization, and yet they're civilized?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 29, 2016 10:14 PM (AroJD)

674 We're gonna make American Cheese great again.

Posted by: Donald The Trump at March 29, 2016 10:14 PM (q++2h)

675 Brie, pita bread, blackberries, wine.

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2016 10:14 PM (MQEz6)

676 On the topic of cheese though, I went on a cruise and ate at this really fancy restaurant they have on board. At the end of the 5 course meal, they bring out a cheese trolley with 16 types of French cheese. Some of them you can't get in the states because the FDA won't allow it in.

Outstanding meal.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 29, 2016 10:14 PM (kBIIG)

677 Sigh. The world is truly ending when they mess with Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 10:14 PM (hgBpU)


Oh, even that wasn't as bad as what they did to Potato Buds.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:15 PM (wB8Tg)

678 657 H.L. Mencken, who adorns ace's masthead, pointed out the amazing incongruity of Teddy Roosevelt, avowed militarist and imperialist, publicly decrying the acts of Imperial Germany.

And he won the Nobel Peace prize for his diplomacy in the Russo-Japanese War

Posted by: Josephistan at March 29, 2016 10:15 PM (7qAYi)

679 My favorite grilled cheese is with gruyere. Lots of butter.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 10:15 PM (egOGm)

680 What is that Canadian cheese curds they fry?

Posted by: ThunderB at March 29, 2016 10:15 PM (zOTsN)

681 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2016 10:15 PM (KCxzN)

682 Cali, mostly people don't eat grits. CBD eats grits with cheese and shrimp which sounds okay. It's bland all by itself. It's like eating nothing or gruel. I had them in N Carolina. With a little sugar and butter, they are okay. It's a food I can't imagine anyone craves. It seems like poor people held over from the depression era

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:15 PM (2x3L+)

683 Thank God you told me that. I thought they were like pork rinds (which I like...especially the BBQ flavor ones.) I coulda eaten them by mistake!
Posted by: Giveitup at March

You wouldn't mistakenly eat chitlins. Lol. The smell alone would be a warning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:16 PM (pUDQf)

684 Funny one doesn't hear about all these little cat-fights and stuff over on the Democrat side. They're the ones trying to destroy civilization, and yet they're civilized?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 29, 2016 10:14 PM (AroJD)


No, they're just willing to put aside personal difference for the same of The Party Which Is All Things.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:16 PM (wB8Tg)

685 559. Since I lived in Sardinia for almost 7 years, yeah I've had it
And once you get away from the sensation of movement around your teeth it's pretty good

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 29, 2016 10:16 PM (FOThK)

686 Never had chittlins, but my Dad said that when fried up they tasted & crunched like pork rinds

Posted by: Josephistan at March 29, 2016 10:16 PM (7qAYi)

687 Grit remind me of cream of wheat

Posted by: ThunderB at March 29, 2016 10:16 PM (zOTsN)

688 government cheese

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:17 PM (2x3L+)

689 If a Menckenist blog didn't despise Trump's campaign we'd have to question its purpose.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2016 10:17 PM (6FqZa)

690 mostly people don't eat grits.


Are you mad?? I eat grits and gravy most mornings.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 29, 2016 10:17 PM (rwI+c)

691 Grits are good for breakfast. Sticks to your ribs.

Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2016 10:17 PM (BO/km)

692 I had a gf that loved fried gizzards.

Man, she stunk up the house with that stuff.

Lucky for her she was hot.

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2016 10:17 PM (MQEz6)

693 Grits...mmmm

Especially

Shrimp and Grits
Bacon and Grits
Cheese and Grits

But yes, they are bland if served/eaten plain. At the very least you have to add some salt, pepper, and butter.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 29, 2016 10:17 PM (JCUeI)

694 Alabama,
Thanks, I'd heard of them both, I just didn't know what they were, never seen them eaten anywhere.
I think I'll pass on the chitlins, I'd try grits.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 10:17 PM (egOGm)

695 Red Leicester

Plus Asa Akira for Sec State.

Posted by: HiHo at March 29, 2016 10:17 PM (tCTRd)

696 Grilled cheese with turkey and bacon, fried in butter.

Sourdough bread, chicken breast, green chile, Montery Jack cheese. Cook the chicken breast first, of course, then put everything together and cook that until the cheese melts.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2016 10:17 PM (YJmuy)

697 Hahahaha. Kasich won't sit down. Has to walk around and point at everything and wave his hands around.

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 10:18 PM (E6RIJ)

698 worked with the Clinton Administration.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:18 PM (7GQM/)

699 Not much real action on the Dem side. They are just arguing who can raise taxes the highest, and who can promise more free stuff to people.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 29, 2016 10:18 PM (kBIIG)

700 Me an you ain't most people grump. We be whatcha call a minority.

Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2016 10:18 PM (BO/km)

701 Romano, Stilton, gruyere, gouda, port salute

I'm guessing we got over 50 cheeses tonight. A tasty time.

Be well all,
See you on the ONT perhaps.

T

Posted by: Farmer at March 29, 2016 10:18 PM (o/90i)

702 Giveitup,
I don't like pork rinds/cheecharonis (sp?)

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 10:19 PM (egOGm)

703 671
Sigh. The world is truly ending when they mess with Kool-Aid.
Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 10:14 PM (hgBpU)


You shoulda seen what we did with Flavor-Aid.

Posted by: Rev. Jim Jones at March 29, 2016 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

704 I had a gf that loved fried gizzards.

Man, she stunk up the house with that stuff.

Lucky for her she was hot.

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2016 10:17 PM (MQEz6)

Dude......rules.....

Posted by: Blano at March 29, 2016 10:19 PM (3eoPa)

705 you know, trump can say some things that are okay. he said nato should be ... replaced? updated? too expensive? it's a worthy issue for discussion. but he then offers nothing concrete. i think that's true of a lot of his positions.

thing is, he's just so obnoxious.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2016 10:19 PM (WTSFk)

706 We have to, young lady, we have to address the border.

Rut roh. Special snowflake Marquette student might not like that, Johnny.

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 10:20 PM (E6RIJ)

707 Pork rinds are so disgusting. They smell so bad. I think that's a Mexican thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:20 PM (2x3L+)

708 Grits are the hashbrowns of the South.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 29, 2016 10:20 PM (rwI+c)

709 i just dislike him so much as a person.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2016 10:20 PM (WTSFk)

710 Grits vs. Polenta: FIGHT!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:20 PM (wB8Tg)

711 I have to call it a night. Missed work first 2 days of the week and I don't get sick pay, so I gotta try to make it in tomorrow or my budget is gonna start being in a world of hurt.

'Night all.

Posted by: Blano at March 29, 2016 10:20 PM (3eoPa)

712 Okay, I have to go get something to eat. Thanks you guys.

Posted by: Joanne at March 29, 2016 10:21 PM (hgBpU)

713 We have to, young lady, we have to address the border.

Rut roh. Special snowflake Marquette student might not like that, Johnny.


Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 10:20 PM (E6RIJ)




Nah, he's good with that RINOtastic "path to citizenship" bit.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 29, 2016 10:21 PM (JCUeI)

714 Pork Rinds are the best. Salt and Sour, for the win!

Posted by: West Town at March 29, 2016 10:21 PM (dx6bM)

715 >>>666
Brie
Posted by: ThunderB at March 29, 2016 10:13 PM (zOTsN)<<<




**thinks back to a hot, little Brie that I used to work with that I would have gladly let steal my soul**


**sigh... sadface**

Posted by: sadly strolling down memory lane at March 29, 2016 10:21 PM (H9MG5)

716 I just formally joined the Libertarian party and changed my Oregon voter preference. I used to be a firm believer in not "wasting" a vote on a third-party. Live and learn.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 29, 2016 10:22 PM (dZGNV)

717
704 I had a gf that loved fried gizzards.

Man, she stunk up the house with that stuff.

Lucky for her she was hot.

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2016 10:17 PM (MQEz6)

Dude......rules.....
Posted by: Blano at March 29, 2016 10:19 PM (3eoPa)

Yeah, sorry, it was long ago and I have no pics.

Just picture a hot black gal.

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2016 10:22 PM (MQEz6)

718 Grits is a good comparison to polenta. Both equally bland and require seasoning and additional ingredients for flavoring. Maybe I'm being too hard on grits. It's not like rice or pasta taste great on their own.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:22 PM (2x3L+)

719 Nah, he's good with that RINOtastic "path to citizenship" bit.



Posted by: Country Singer at March 29, 2016 10:21 PM



That's true...but I was thinking about the "young lady" part. Sounds like a dad yelling at his daughter. LOL

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 10:23 PM (E6RIJ)

720 ... and his smears against the other candidates are just vile. f 'im.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2016 10:23 PM (WTSFk)

721 Corn Grits at Zia's in the New Orleans area. One of the top 5 things I have ever eaten.

Posted by: Javems at March 29, 2016 10:23 PM (yOqwj)

722 The thing about grits is that they're one of those things where you dare not let the leavings dry out in the dish. I swear that dried-out grits residue is the durability equivalent of 5000psi cured concrete. Gotta wash (or at least soak) that bowl or plate pronto.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 10:23 PM (noWW6)

723 714. Pork rinds with cheese wiz
A special navy treat underway
But Lordy be ready for at least a double flusher

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 29, 2016 10:24 PM (FOThK)

724 L,Elle,
I like polenta. I'm sure I'd like grits.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 10:24 PM (egOGm)

725 I just formally joined the Libertarian party and changed my Oregon voter preference. I used to be a firm believer in not "wasting" a vote on a third-party. Live and learn.
Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 29, 2016 10:22 PM (dZGNV)
***********************
Sadly. this is why we will have Democrat Rule forever.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:24 PM (7GQM/)

726
725 I just formally joined the Libertarian party and changed my Oregon voter preference. I used to be a firm believer in not "wasting" a vote on a third-party. Live and learn.
Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 29, 2016 10:22 PM (dZGNV)
***********************
Sadly. this is why we will have Democrat Rule forever.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:24 PM (7GQM/)

You mean Uniparty rule.

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2016 10:25 PM (MQEz6)

727 I love cold, plain pasta. And regular, hot pasta with sauce too.

Posted by: Josephistan at March 29, 2016 10:25 PM (7qAYi)

728 My evil step monster used to feed us gizzards and hominey when we were unruly. Couldn't leave the table till we ate it. Ass got numb those nights. But I learned perseverance. Heh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:25 PM (pUDQf)

729 "I just formally joined the Libertarian party"

Wait, dude, I'm packing a bowl right now. Ce-le-br-a-tion!!!

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 10:26 PM (noWW6)

730 I can't wait to give $20 to this guy.

http://www.paulnehlen.com/

Posted by: iforgot at March 29, 2016 10:26 PM (5o5ek)

731 Cali, try grits.
Grump, gravy and grits sound good. Like lumpy mashed potatoes and gravy.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:26 PM (2x3L+)

732

Dang, I so want some comfort food now... chips and queso, brats and tops, corned beef hash and grits... and none to be had in the house. Probably better that way, I pulled an Ace yesterday with a double helping of curry, and, ya...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 10:27 PM (KId5h)

733 Mencken despised businessmen and the likes of Coolidge, his sardonic nature was overrated,

ot, how about the new season of archer, which seems to have a magnum pi flair, although it could be misdirection,

Posted by: admiral marcus at March 29, 2016 10:27 PM (nS3Ic)

734 Just picture a hot black gal.

The Horde has options in that regard.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2016 10:27 PM (YJmuy)

735 Wild win, changed Chanel's here is Katshit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 10:27 PM (voOPb)

736 Kasich's posture is closing in on quasimodo territory. He's almost a hunchback.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 10:27 PM (egOGm)

737 Speaking of Brie...

I just had BREI for the first time this week. It was terrific. Every year Shop Rite has a coupon for free 5# box of matzos. I like them with some butter with my morning tea, but couldn't go through 5 # of them that way, so looked online for matzo recipes and found Brei. Can't believe none of my Jewish friends ever told me about that.



Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 10:28 PM (E6RIJ)

738 We had sixty years of democrat rule. Republicans taking over hasn't meant a damn bit of difference.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 29, 2016 10:28 PM (dZGNV)

739 From what I have heard grits is something that is simple, yet difficult.

If you had 100 Southern grannies prepare grits, how many types would you get?

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2016 10:28 PM (MQEz6)

740 200, easy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:28 PM (pUDQf)

741 Kasich is boring

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:28 PM (7GQM/)

742 I actually was that rarest of creatures, a non-pot-smoking Libertarian.

Registered and all. Went to conventions!

I then realized that most of my fellow big-L Libertarians were so high off their asses that they thought they could (a) open the borders to everyone, and that then (b) the Third World peasant masses flooding in would (instead of immediately registering for Moar Free Shit) see the light of the gospel of von Mises, and vote en masse to abolish the welfare state.

That must have been some powerful weed indeed.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 10:29 PM (noWW6)

743 The docs training kicked in the moment she heard her neighbor screaming.

The late-night scene on Nov. 7 seemed like combat than an Oceanside, California, apartment complex. Blood was running down the neighbors back. Voices were shrieking. The womans husband was on the run.

For a moment, Chief Hospital Corpsman Jaclyn Place wondered whether to rush in or to run away.

A million things were going through my head in that 15-second run to the back of the building, Place recalled in a Marine Corps news release. Honestly though, I was just thinking corpsman, every training I had ever had in the military.

Place raced in. Her neighbor Jennifer Barela had been stabbed, severing an artery in her arm. The cut looked deep. Place called for Marine Staff Sgt. Thomas McDonald, who brought a first aid kit from his nearby apartment. Place put the compression bandage from the medical bag onto Barelas arm. By that point, it was clear that Barelas daughter had also been attacked.

The 14-year-old had stab wounds on her face and was bleeding from a cut on the left side of her ribs. The rib cage injury looked serious. Blood pooled under her. She struggled to breathe.

Place applied a seal to the wound that stanched the blood loss while preventing air from being trapped in her chest, which could cause life-threatening complications, 1st Marine Logistics Group said in a Monday news release. Meanwhile, police were responding to the scene in response to the 911 call made by another neighbor, Staff Sgt. Vincent Bryan.

The Marines credited Places trauma response and courage with saving her neighbors lives even while the attacker was still on the loose. She received an Impact Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medal on March 11 at Camp Pendleton. McDonald and Bryan received Navy and Marine Corps Achievement Medals for their actions.

Shes the reason why I have my daughter here still, Jennifer Barela said in the release. She is family now.

Place said it all came down to teamwork.

That corpsman-Marine team was amazing, she said. That dynamic is so sacred. We all knew what to do and worked off each other. If it wasnt for them, I wouldnt have been able to do what I did.


Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2016 10:29 PM (DUoqb)

744 Grits with Velveeta and sliced hot dogs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:29 PM (wB8Tg)

745 741 Kasich is boring
Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:28 PM (7GQM/)

You're so polite

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 10:29 PM (voOPb)

746 "Kasich's posture is closing in on quasimodo territory. He's almost a hunchback."

It's the psychic weight of the mailbag.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 10:30 PM (noWW6)

747 . They're like lumpy cream of wheat
Posted by: L, Elle
-------------

Except, corn, m'lady.

It's just ground corn. A little salt, a little butter, Voila!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2016 10:30 PM (w/iDp)

748 Pragmatic conservative?

Now I've heard everything

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 10:30 PM (voOPb)

749 Libertarian Party is a joke. Like voting for Anderson in 1980. Better off not voting at all.

I get "sending a message" but your message sucks: moar weed, moar criminal invader drunken drivers.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2016 10:30 PM (6FqZa)

750 We had sixty years of democrat rule. Republicans taking over hasn't meant a damn bit of difference.
Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 29, 2016 10:28 PM (dZGNV)
----------------------------
So wave the white flag and surrender. Nobody said this was going to be easy or happen overnight, but we are moving the Party to the Right.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:31 PM (7GQM/)

751 Unite the clams!

Posted by: John 'Bravefart' Kasich at March 29, 2016 10:31 PM (gyKtp)

752 L,Elle,
My Italian neighbors the next ranch over, that lady makes the best polenta with a gravy that is out of this world. She has me over for lunch. Lots of wine. Then a lemoncello with dessert. She's in her 80's. I'd love her recipes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 10:31 PM (egOGm)

753 TEXAS FIGHT!
GO CRUZ!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:32 PM (7GQM/)

754 But Mencken didn't despise Coolidge. The position he took vis-a-vis Coolidge was that this President did the least damage of any President in his lifetime, iirc. (From Mencken, this counted as high praise.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2016 10:32 PM (6FqZa)

755 Tell me when Reagan, Gingrich, Bush's etc. ever got government dick removed from our collective rectums?

If putting up with stoners is the worst thing about Libertarians I can live with that.

We still have an Electoral College, maybe it's time we used it.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 29, 2016 10:33 PM (dZGNV)

756 "We had sixty years of democrat rule. Republicans taking over hasn't meant a damn bit of difference."

Heresy! Burn the witch!

Why, if it weren't for Republicans taking control of the House and Senate, it wouldn't have been possible to repeal the "Cadillac tax" which Obamacare was imposing on members of Big Labor.

Which Paul Ryan's office referred to as a "key conservative victory".

Skeptics and naysayers might suggest that alleviating the self-inflicted pain of a loyal Democratic constituency is in no sense a conservative victory. Ignore these scalawags.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 10:33 PM (noWW6)

757 So wave the white flag and surrender. Nobody said this was going to be easy or happen overnight, but we are moving the Party to the Right.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:31 PM (7GQM/)

I hope so.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2016 10:33 PM (DUoqb)

758 See ya'all on the ONT, I hope,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 10:33 PM (voOPb)

759 >>>Unite the clams!


Posted by: John 'Bravefart' Kasich at March 29, 2016 10:31 PM (gyKtp)<<<

I couldn't agree more. **hic**hic**cough**arf**

Posted by: Cankles Clinton at March 29, 2016 10:33 PM (H9MG5)

760 >>> Grits with Velveeta and sliced hot dogs.
-----
Merovign, you must be a bachelor. I would never let you eat that in my presence.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:34 PM (2x3L+)

761

Heresy! Burn the witch!

Why, if it weren't for Republicans taking control of the House and Senate, it wouldn't have been possible to repeal the "Cadillac tax" which Obamacare was imposing on members of Big Labor.

Which Paul Ryan's office referred to as a "key conservative victory".

Skeptics and naysayers might suggest that alleviating the self-inflicted pain of a loyal Democratic constituency is in no sense a conservative victory. Ignore these scalawags.
Posted by: torquewrench

Whew. At least we avoided that Cadillac tax. That would have ruined everything. Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:34 PM (pUDQf)

762 Stop the "cut off our nose to spite our face."

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:34 PM (7GQM/)

763 I guess I wouldn't say Mencken despised Coolidge, in that he didn't actively oppose most of his policies--but he did constantly make fun of him.

Posted by: AD at March 29, 2016 10:35 PM (r90Yw)

764 So, listened a bit to Mark Levin tonight toward the end of his show, when he finally had put on the 100th caller who said Corey the women beater was a horrendous person, etc, and instead had on the Westchester, NY county attorney, who is trying to fight the new HUD rules coming to a neighborhood near you.

After listening to it, I personally don't care if Trump stands up in front of an audience and drops his pants. I will vote for him if he is the Republican nominee.
Having Hillary in the White House will absolutely finish destroying this country.

If you are not familiar with HUD's current plan (with court backing )to bring low income individuals to your neighborhood simply to make it more diverse, you ought to educate yourself.

A neighborhood in Baltimore and a neighborhood in Marin County, CA are also in this HUD experiment. HUD is requiring that these counties pay to build 3 BR 2 B homes of a certain minimum square feet smack in the middle of affluent neighborhoods, which HUD will then provide housing vouchers(which will be 1/10th of what the home typically would sell or rent for) to selected low income minorities to move into. All to provide "income opportunity" for these people. HUD will pay their taxes, their transportation costs, their utilities, etc. So that they can experience what it is like to live in a nice neighborhood, that they have not had to work for to obtain.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 29, 2016 10:35 PM (ph1j2)

765 "Tell me when Reagan, Gingrich, Bush's etc. ever got government dick removed from our collective rectums?"

Are you forgetting about the sweeping Reagan Revolution triumph of small government which was... the repeal of the Civil Aeronautics Board?

No longer will we groan under the weight of petty Civil Aeronautics Board dictates as we go about our daily lives! The cruel boot of Civil Aeronautics Board tyranny has been removed from our necks! Praise the Republican Party! Free at last, free at last!

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 10:36 PM (noWW6)

766

Best I think to just blow the bridges now and seal off the county...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 10:36 PM (KId5h)

767 Okay, on the cheese aisle, (and there's a good blog by that name, I'll give a link in a bit...

I made stuffed pork chops for dinner tonight.

Quad of 1/3 lb. chops, all just over an inch thick.

Sidewise slice into 'em to make a stuffing pocket.

Into which went about 2 tsp of Philly Cream Cheese, and a crumbled-up slice of crispy fried, smoked bacon.

Onto the befoiled baking sheet, then a teaspoon of mayonnaise on top, which was then hit with black pepper, McCormick's "Caribbean Jerk" seasoning, and a few good shakes of garlic powder.

Covered with a good bit of aged Romano, from the "for pizza" shaker.

Into the oven at 375 for 25 minutes.

Nicely browned cheese crust on top, gooey ooey cream cheese flowing out from the middle, and yes, I did scrape up the toasted bits from the foil!

These are so damn mouth-wateringly good.

And because I served 'em during the ONT, they're calorie free!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 29, 2016 10:37 PM (McRlu)

768 Merovign, you must be a bachelor. I would never let you eat that in my presence.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:34 PM (2x3L+)


I am, but I don't think I've ever actually eaten that.

I make my own quiches, and scratch pasta sauces, and scratch soups and stuff like that.

I'm not going to be hired at any five-star restaurants, but I do okay.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:37 PM (wB8Tg)

769 Posted by: Jen the original at March 29, 2016 10:35 PM (ph1j2)

Where do I sign up?!?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:37 PM (pUDQf)

770 I have to cook my own food, my biology is so screwed up other people mostly can't cook for me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:38 PM (wB8Tg)

771 I did vote my first election for John Anderson. That made me a right winger at the University of Oregon.

If you support the Republicans after the last twenty years of sell outs you are more delusional than any pot head.

You say that the party is moving right yet the nominee is going to be the Donald.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 29, 2016 10:38 PM (dZGNV)

772 "Tell me when Reagan, Gingrich, Bush's etc. ever got government dick removed from our collective rectums?"

Are you forgetting about the sweeping Reagan Revolution triumph of small government which was... the repeal of the Civil Aeronautics Board?

No longer will we groan under the weight of petty Civil Aeronautics Board dictates as we go about our daily lives! The cruel boot of Civil Aeronautics Board tyranny has been removed from our necks! Praise the Republican Party! Free at last, free at last!
Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 10:36 PM (noWW6)
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We can bitch or try to change the Party. I believe we are moving the Party to the Right.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:39 PM (7GQM/)

773 Tell me when Reagan, Gingrich, Bush's etc. ever got government dick removed from our collective rectums?

Reagan provided signifcant tax reform. And he at least has the excuse of being occupied in bringing down the Soviet Union at the time.

Posted by: AD at March 29, 2016 10:39 PM (r90Yw)

774 Jen 764
Marin county deserves that good and hard.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2016 10:39 PM (egOGm)

775 On second thought, Esrom and Asa Akira should really be Dept of the Interior.

Posted by: HiHo at March 29, 2016 10:40 PM (tCTRd)

776 Science progresses funeral by funeral. Political parties aren't that much different - generations are a problem.

We also have a huge insider/outsider problem, and always have.

Unfortunately, starting over means starting, roughly speaking, as the Libertarians, only not high.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:41 PM (wB8Tg)

777 SCOTUS

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:41 PM (7GQM/)

778 HUD's current plan (with court backing )to bring low income individuals to your neighborhood simply to make it more diverse
===============

I vaguely recall reading that it's already come to Chappaqua.

If it's going to Marin, I couldn't be happier. It's the creme de la Berkeley. What's going to be especially fun is that their woes will not be covered by the media; in fact, they'll probably get the Obamacare treatment. "One hundred new families settled!" the headlines will proclaim, while the Marinites will be frantic over their declining property values, rising crime, and front lawns with 7 cars parked on them.

Posted by: iforgot at March 29, 2016 10:41 PM (5o5ek)

779

Asa Akira would make a cracking good UN Ambassador...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 10:41 PM (KId5h)

780 Also, we didn't have the House under Reagan and Bush, Sr.

Now, after we did, there are fewer things that can be excused.

Posted by: AD at March 29, 2016 10:41 PM (r90Yw)

781 "Marin county deserves that good and hard."

And back in the day, Marin opted out of the BART public transit system. Get them back in stat!

Drive multiple tunnels across the Bay to funnel a bunch of "diversity" directly into lily-white liberal Marin.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 10:42 PM (noWW6)

782 Cali,
Your neighbor friend sounds so wonderful. What a nice gift for you. That must be a highlight in your day when you get to visit

Posted by: L, Elle at March 29, 2016 10:42 PM (2x3L+)

783 Extreme finger painting.

http://m.___ur.com/gallery/6KpkD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 29, 2016 10:42 PM (Nwg0u)

784
Posted by: Jen the original at March 29, 2016 10:35 PM (ph1j2)


So you're telling me it's between a man who tweets like a 14 year old and Democrats rewarding their non working voters? Like some Moron said earlier, what a fucking stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 29, 2016 10:43 PM (/E+t2)

785 Also, we didn't have the House under Reagan and Bush, Sr.

Now, after we did, there are fewer things that can be excused.
Posted by: AD at March 29, 2016 10:41 PM (r90Yw)
******************

The Sleeping Giant awoke they didn't listen. They thought we went away.... we grew.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:44 PM (7GQM/)

786 Saw this on reddit the other night. One of the most dangerous plants is the gympie gympie.

Has the silicon like fibers on the leaf that embed themselves in your skin and release a toxin which is so painful it makes animals jump off cliffs. Story is, some guy mistakenly used one for toilet paper in the woods and killed himself from the pain.

There is a video of some idiot Austrailan tv show host who touches one to see how bad it is and moments later is on the ground puking from the pain.

Screw that plant.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:45 PM (pUDQf)

787 If you are not familiar with HUD's current plan (with court backing )to bring low income individuals to your neighborhood simply to make it more diverse, you ought to educate yourself.
***

The Left (who Fucking Love Science) never tire of the Magic Dirt Theory. This will work about as well as busing did in the 60s except with more arson.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 29, 2016 10:45 PM (XN0hD)

788 Better link for finger painting. I sometimes forget pixie's more rustic qualities.

http://tinyurl.com/zwbqpja

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 29, 2016 10:45 PM (Nwg0u)

789 I'm curious which of you has ever met your Republican precinct captain?

It's not a trick question. Since attaining my majority I've only ever lived in Washington state and Oregon. In Seattle we never even had Republicans run for down ticket slots.

I just gave a political party $25.00 I don't really have and will participate in the Libertarian convention.

You have to start somewhere.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 29, 2016 10:46 PM (dZGNV)

790 779 Very good at backroom deals.

and Pont l'Eveque

Posted by: HiHo at March 29, 2016 10:46 PM (tCTRd)

791 The sleeping giant rolled over and hit the snooze button.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2016 10:46 PM (FkBIv)

792 Screw that plant.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:45 PM (pUDQf)


Second look at genome-targeted viruses?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:46 PM (wB8Tg)

793 The gope is the other side of the Uniparty coin.

This whole Democrat vs. Republican thing is nothing but bullshit.

Wake the fuck up.

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2016 10:47 PM (MQEz6)

794 Jobs Americans won't do....

such as drive drunk and kill your family, sell drugs, and rape.
Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 29, 2016 09:54 PM (7CyjY)

A lot of Americans do those jobs as well. Some Americans also get high and drive over a bunch of kids doing roadside cleanup.

Posted by: Tyrconnell at March 29, 2016 10:47 PM (jeKFO)

795 VOTE FOR KASICH IF YOU VALUE ON TIME MAIL SERVICE

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 29, 2016 10:47 PM (R5HRU)

796 Did Trump show? I've been drinking and playing The Division

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 29, 2016 10:48 PM (R5HRU)

797 Conservatives (like me) killed Harriet Meirs SCOTUS nomination and we got John Roberts Jr.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 29, 2016 10:49 PM (dZGNV)

798 The Left (who Fucking Love Science) never tire of the Magic Dirt Theory. This will work about as well as busing did in the 60s except with more arson.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 29, 2016 10:45 PM (XN0hD)
________________________-
Since you brought up Science-
The Science is settled on Global Warming... deniers will be imprisoned under the Dems. ya know.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:49 PM (7GQM/)

799 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 29, 2016 10:37 PM (McRlu)
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That's the first time I've ever seen stuffed pork chops that were actually stuffed. Or saw the recipe anyway.

Posted by: iforgot at March 29, 2016 10:49 PM (5o5ek)

800 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:46 PM (wB8Tg)

For that one, yeah. Go to YouTube and search gympie gympie. The Australian guy is a top hit. He's an idiot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:49 PM (pUDQf)

801 VOTE FOR KASICH IF YOU VALUE ON TIME MAIL SERVICE

If elected, Kasich will make watching "The Postman" mandatory.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2016 10:50 PM (YJmuy)

802 Really going to lump Reagan Conservatism in with the Bush GOPe? You've been tugging on that thing to hard and it's strained your brain.

Posted by: JROD at March 29, 2016 10:50 PM (wnwJC)

803 Screw that plant.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:45 PM
- - - - - - - -
From Wiki:
"For two or three days the pain was almost unbearable; I couldn't work or sleep, then it was pretty bad pain for another fortnight or so. The stinging persisted for two years and recurred every time I had a cold shower. There's nothing to rival it; it's ten times worse than anything else."

Holy crap. Screw that plant. Australia's full of scary stuff.


Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 10:50 PM (E6RIJ)

804 gympie gympie?

Okay, sounds like something to replace the dreaded waterboarding at Guantanamo. And hey, it's 100% free range natural and organic!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 29, 2016 10:51 PM (McRlu)

805 That's the first time I've ever seen stuffed pork chops that were actually stuffed. Or saw the recipe anyway.
Posted by: iforgot
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My mother used to make stuffed pork chops now and then. I've had them at restaurants off and on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2016 10:51 PM (w/iDp)

806
Since you brought up Science-
The Science is settled on Global Warming... deniers will be imprisoned under the Dems. ya know.
Posted by: redridinghood


Heard on NPR today that arctic ice is at an all time low level.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2016 10:51 PM (FkBIv)

807 793 The gope is the other side of the Uniparty coin.

This whole Democrat vs. Republican thing is nothing but bullshit.

Wake the fuck up.
********
Amen Eman

Posted by: muns at March 29, 2016 10:52 PM (q72Gm)

808 I watched Cruz and Trump (get a life if you watched Kasich). Anderson Cooper was the big loser: nothing but softball lobs to Cruz, but was constantly interrupting Trump with gotchas.

Ask Trump a question and you get an answer; you may not like it, but you get an answer. Ask Cruz a question and you get a canned Pentacostal sermon - he's worse than Little Marco.

Trump's charisma alone was the deal closer. Sorry, I guess y'all are for Cruz, and I suppose he'd be my Plan B (before Romney, Ryan, or someone else from Central Loser Casting), but I think the country will miss a damn good deal if they pass up The Donald.

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peeping in the Seafood Store at March 29, 2016 10:53 PM (aeVIR)

809 Screw that plant.

Sounds counterproductive.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2016 10:53 PM (YJmuy)

810 Does the gympie pain cover the whole body or just the area touched by the leaf?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2016 10:53 PM (FkBIv)

811

The Deathworld Trilogy by Harry Harrison is about a whole planet evolved and continuing to evolve to kill and eat you. Australia without the beer or hotties.

Good books read them if you stumble across them.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 10:53 PM (KId5h)

812 The gope is the other side of the Uniparty coin.

This whole Democrat vs. Republican thing is nothing but bullshit.

Wake the fuck up.
********
Amen Eman
Posted by: muns at March 29, 2016 10:52 PM (q72Gm)
---------------------------------
FIGHT. PLEASE. FIGHT. NEVER SURRENDER!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:53 PM (7GQM/)

813 Frontline on Saudi Arabia was very good

Posted by: ThunderB at March 29, 2016 10:53 PM (zOTsN)

814 Conservatives (like me) killed Harriet Meirs SCOTUS nomination and we got John Roberts Jr.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 29, 2016 10:49 PM (dZGNV)



Alito's the one who replaced Harriet Miers. Don't beat yourself up over that one.

Posted by: AD at March 29, 2016 10:53 PM (r90Yw)

815 "I'm curious which of you has ever met your Republican precinct captain?"

Yo.

A country-club dweeb from birth.

The sort of fellow who thinks Goldwater should have been pilloried for derailing the Nelson Rockefeller '64 campaign from its deserved landslide victory.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 10:54 PM (noWW6)

816 Man, this blog has done a fantastic... huge... tremendous... job of chasing away Trump supporters. Reads like an anti-Trump office retreat in here.

Posted by: Mega at March 29, 2016 10:54 PM (JwLCI)

817
Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peeping in the Seafood Store at March 29, 2016 10:53 PM (aeVIR)

Well thanks

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 29, 2016 10:54 PM (R5HRU)

818 I wish that people could embrace the Texas spirit- Never give up. Some things are worth fighting for.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:56 PM (7GQM/)

819 The Dems and GOP are pretty much the same thing? No shit, huh? When did this happen and why hasn't it been discussed here at AoS?

Posted by: JROD at March 29, 2016 10:56 PM (wnwJC)

820 Grits are boiled cornmeal. They set up after chilling and can then be called polenta.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 29, 2016 10:56 PM (GzDYP)

821 Wake the fuck up.

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2016 10:47 PM (MQEz6)
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Every time I get down on Trump's obnoxiousness, I think of how the Dems have fought us. That thin smile of Harry Reid's when he was confronted with his lie about Mitt Romney's taxes. "Did he win?" I want someone to throw Drano in his other eye.

Posted by: iforgot at March 29, 2016 10:57 PM (5o5ek)

822
818 I wish that people could embrace the Texas spirit- Never give up. Some things are worth fighting for.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2016 10:56 PM (7GQM/)

We are fighting.

Those that follow the old path are the ones who need to wake up.

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2016 10:57 PM (MQEz6)

823 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2016 10:53 PM (FkBIv)

It's a toxin, so yeah, it travels your body. Makes you puke from the pain. The issue being is it keeps sending you through waves of the pain for years after because you can't get the hairs out of your skin.

I actually believe the story of the guy who wiped his ass in the bush with a leaf. The underside doesn't have the nettles. If he did, well, I can imagine that would be the end of me. Every time you shit, or move your in puke inducing pain.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:57 PM (pUDQf)

824 My arm. It'll never be the same.

LMAO.

Posted by: Community Organizer at March 29, 2016 10:57 PM (GN7Er)

825 Things are so bad...

How bad is it?

I'm drinking straight from the bottle. A 1.25L of Coca-Cola.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2016 10:58 PM (4fsKV)

826 816 Man, this blog has done a fantastic... huge... tremendous... job of chasing away Trump supporters. Reads like an anti-Trump office retreat in here
**********
That's because the majority of the hoard support trump.

Posted by: muns at March 29, 2016 10:58 PM (q72Gm)

827 >>>Ask Trump a question and you get an answer; you may not like it, but you get an answer


If I asked my granny with Alzheimer's a question I would get an answer too. The fact it was off topic and nonsensical was why I didn't ask her many questions, much less consider making her the nominee of the goddam Republican Party.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 29, 2016 10:58 PM (/E+t2)

828 Met a precinct chair? Been one. As well as a delegate to the '84 Texas Republican State Convention.

And I do believe that some of y'all are ambling across my lawn.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 29, 2016 11:00 PM (McRlu)

829 804 gympie gympie?

Okay, sounds like something to replace the dreaded waterboarding at Guantanamo. And hey, it's 100% free range natural and organic!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 29, 2016 10:51 PM (McRlu)


I like the way you think and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

830 @827 Arson Wells-LMAO, thanks I needed that.

Posted by: JROD at March 29, 2016 11:00 PM (wnwJC)

831 >>>Man, this blog has done a fantastic... huge... tremendous... job of chasing away Trump supporters. Reads like an anti-Trump office retreat in here.



Wait till you meet the boss.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 29, 2016 11:00 PM (/E+t2)

832 If I asked my granny with Alzheimer's a question I
would get an answer too. The fact it was off topic and nonsensical was
why I didn't ask her many questions, much less consider making her the
nominee of the goddam Republican Party.
Posted by: Arson Wells at March 29, 2016 10:58 PM (/E+t2)


But she would fill all the boxes! (I would add things here to be offensive, but its your grandmother)

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2016 11:01 PM (XQHkt)

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 29, 2016 11:01 PM (/E+t2)

834 804 gympie gympie?

Okay, sounds like something to replace the dreaded waterboarding at Guantanamo. And hey, it's 100% free range natural and organic!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 29, 2016 10:51 PM (McRlu)


I like where your heads at, Jim.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 11:01 PM (pUDQf)

835 Bob Beckel on CNN to spout wisdom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2016 11:02 PM (FkBIv)

836 Screw that plant.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 10:45 PM (pUDQf)

Second look at genome-targeted viruses?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 10:46 PM (wB8Tg)
---------------------------

If technicians can learn to adjust the dose, it might be a good tool for enhanced interrogation.

Posted by: iforgot at March 29, 2016 11:02 PM (5o5ek)

837

Well, suns up in Turkey. We shall see what the day brings.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 11:03 PM (KId5h)

838 Has Donald Trump ever said a statement
that is 1) coherent, 2) specific and 3) true? It was said of Romney
that he spoke conservatism as a second language. Trump trying to sound
like a conservative or even a Republican is like someone who knows no Spanish using a
translation dictionary written by someone who only speaks Chinese. He
really doesn't know what we sound like.

And
boy does he have daddy issues. He still hasn't gotten him over his
father sending him away to military school because he was such a screw
up. No wonder he is so defensive over the fact that he is reported to
have blown over 90% of daddy's money.


He's
like the class clown trying to answer a detailed essay question with
his only knowledge on the subject being his eavesdropping of the smart kids
test prep.

Posted by: calbadger at March 29, 2016 11:03 PM (mab+2)

839 So you're telling me it's between a man who tweets like a 14 year old and Democrats rewarding their non working voters? Like some Moron said earlier, what a fucking stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Arson Wells at March 29, 2016 10:43 PM (/E+t2)

Yes.
It's a crap choice. Had the GOP listened to it's base 8 years ago, we may not have been in this position. But they didn't , we have all these open primaries for Democrats to choose our candidate and here we are.

The attorney that Levin was talking to said that he had actually stood outside Hillary's home in Westchester(Chappaqua) and called for her to come out and explain to the media how she either had chosen to live in a neighborhood that practiced discrimination or to denounce what HUD was doing. Of course she did not come out. This guy was a hoot. He said he is currently in court suing HUD over an inspector guy that was supposed to be a neutral referee working with the county, but who is actually being paid $1,000 a hour by HUD(taxpayers) to make sure HUD's directives are enacted.The inspector initially went to court to try to stop this elected attorney from being able to inform his constituents of what HUD is doing to them.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 29, 2016 11:03 PM (ph1j2)

840 >>Bob Beckel on CNN to spout wisdom.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.

I'm sure it's coming out that porker's blowhole.

Posted by: Aviator at March 29, 2016 11:04 PM (c7vUv)

841 Okay, sounds like something to replace the dreaded waterboarding at Guantanamo. And hey, it's 100% free range natural and organic!

================

Great minds, great minds!

You're probably functioning better because of the stuffed pork chops effect.

Posted by: iforgot at March 29, 2016 11:04 PM (5o5ek)

842 Somebody toss Beckel back on the compost heap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2016 11:05 PM (4fsKV)

843 816 Man, this blog has done a fantastic... huge... tremendous... job of chasing away Trump supporters. Reads like an anti-Trump office retreat in here.
Posted by: Mega at March 29, 2016 10:54 PM (JwLCI)


Check out Karl Denninger's Market Ticker for an alternate view.

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?blog=Market-Ticker

Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 11:05 PM (sdi6R)

844 I asked my granny with Alzheimer's a question I would get an answer too. The fact it was off topic and nonsensical was why I didn't ask her many questions, much less consider making her the nominee of the goddam Republican Party.

- - -

Maybe if your granny pursed her lips, paused for a minute, pursed some more and then gave a run around answer about her papa sewing 100 dollars into her underwear, she'd get somewhere.

It's easy.

Posted by: Community Organizer at March 29, 2016 11:05 PM (GN7Er)

845 Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 29, 2016 11:03 PM (KId5h)

Head to the Casbah. Rock that shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2016 11:05 PM (pUDQf)

846 Evening. Unusual that Ace doesn't have a new thread about Trump saying he won't support nominee, I thought Ace would be all over this new chestnut

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at March 29, 2016 11:06 PM (yNyJy)

847 "Drop the bomb between the minarets."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2016 11:06 PM (4fsKV)

848 Has Donald Trump ever said a statement
that is 1) coherent, 2) specific and 3) true?

-
Maybe if we listened to only every other word.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 29, 2016 11:07 PM (Nwg0u)

849 >>Somebody toss Beckel back on the compost heap.
Posted by: Anna Puma

For God's sake don't touch him - the dullness rubs off.

Posted by: Aviator at March 29, 2016 11:07 PM (c7vUv)

850 Combat Rock.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 29, 2016 11:09 PM (/E+t2)

851 Somebody toss Beckel back on the compost heap.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Is Beckel sober?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 29, 2016 11:09 PM (ph1j2)

852 Aviator, front end loader

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2016 11:09 PM (4fsKV)

853 816
Man, this blog has done a fantastic... huge... tremendous... job of
chasing away Trump supporters. Reads like an anti-Trump office retreat
in here.


Posted by: Mega at March 29, 2016 10:54 PM (JwLCI)
Well, that's only natural, its not only a Smart Military Blog, its a Conservative/Libertarian as well.If you want to read people who agree with Trump, better check out Daily Kos or Democratic Underground.

Posted by: calbadger at March 29, 2016 11:10 PM (mab+2)

854 Maybe if your granny pursed her lips, paused for a minute, pursed some more and then gave a run around answer about her papa sewing 100 dollars into her underwear, she'd get somewhere.

It's easy.
Posted by: Community Organizer
------------

It lends gravitas if one holds up ones hand, palm out, index finger extended, thumb extended, other stubby fingers half clenched. It means you are serious. Really, really serious.

Posted by: Harumph at March 29, 2016 11:10 PM (oFSUK)

855 I remember the last couple of appearances of Beckel on The Five before he went back into rehab...he could hardly speak and as he would slur and forget what he was saying, the other four would jump in to finish his sentence or change and go on to the next subject.

I cannot imagine what Fox was thinking by letting him go on camera in that condition.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 29, 2016 11:11 PM (ph1j2)

856 "Trump trying to sound like a conservative or even a Republican is like someone who knows no Spanish using a translation dictionary written by someone who only speaks Chinese. He really doesn't know what we sound like."

I'll have you know that I carefully consulted the book of Two Corinthians!

Posted by: Digitis Minimus Vulgaris at March 29, 2016 11:11 PM (noWW6)

857 I usually like what Richard Grenell has to say, especially on foreign policy. He's a smart guy and was spokesman for The Stache at the U.N. How in the hell can he be supporting Kasich?

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 11:14 PM (E6RIJ)

858 839
It's a crap choice. Had the GOP listened to it's base 8 years ago, we may not have been in this position. But they didn't , we have all these open primaries for Democrats to choose our candidate and here we are. Posted by: Jen the original at March 29, 2016 11:03 PM (ph1j2)


Not only that, but the primary season is heavily front-loaded with open primary states, so Democrat voters have a large say in who the Republican front runner is right out of the box.

This has been the case for years and has been repeatedly pointed out, but apparently the GOPe is fine with it, because they have made no effort whatsoever to change it.

Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 11:15 PM (sdi6R)

859 Combat Rock.

-
Love Rock.

- Mark "The Profit" Zuckerberg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 29, 2016 11:15 PM (Nwg0u)

860 This has been the case for years and has been repeatedly pointed out, but apparently the GOPe is fine with it, because they have made no effort whatsoever to change it.
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 11:15 PM (sdi6R)

Exactly. My own democrat neighbors were planning to vote for Trump in the general, although I don't know how solid they are since he keeps shooting himself in the foot.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 29, 2016 11:17 PM (ph1j2)

861 #846 What's new about it? Trump stiffs his vendors and contractors, why wouldn't he stiff his voters?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 29, 2016 11:18 PM (Kucy5)

862 You mean the 2008 election cycle where many states scrambled to be early?

Oh yeah I wrote on that subject. With impressive graphics shall we say.

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2008/02/front-loading-buyers-remorse.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2016 11:18 PM (4fsKV)

863 "Had the GOP listened to it's base 8 years ago, we may not have been in this position."

What is this "base" of which you speak?

Your strange words confuse and frighten us!

Posted by: The Permanent Bipartisan Fusion Party at March 29, 2016 11:19 PM (noWW6)

864 BJ Clinton's former squeeze says Bill and Hill decided to have Chelsea because it would help their political career if they had a kid. Now, that's family values.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 29, 2016 11:22 PM (Nwg0u)

865 Noodle.

Posted by: Giveitup at March 29, 2016 11:23 PM (E6RIJ)

866 It lends gravitas if one holds up ones hand, palm out, index finger extended, thumb extended, other stubby fingers half clenched. It means you are serious.

- - -

Duly noted.

Which version of the Bible should I use when raising said hand?

Posted by: Community Organizer at March 29, 2016 11:26 PM (GN7Er)

867 673 Funny one doesn't hear about all these little cat-fights and stuff over on the Democrat side. They're the ones trying to destroy civilization, and yet they're civilized?

They have an objective, and are working to reach it.

The GOP has offices, and is working to keep them.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 29, 2016 11:32 PM (Kucy5)

868 Man, this blog has done a fantastic... huge...
tremendous... job of chasing away Trump supporters. Reads like an
anti-Trump office retreat in here.


Posted by: Mega at March 29, 2016 10:54 PM (JwLCI)

Posted by: Orange Clown at March 29, 2016 11:34 PM (ztrrs)

869 Man, this blog has done a fantastic... huge... tremendous... job of chasing away Trump supporters. Reads like an anti-Trump office retreat in here. Posted by: Mega at March 29, 2016 10:54 PM (JwLCI)

And Trumpbart, Free Republic, Drudge, and others have chased away anybody who supported any other candidate.

Posted by: Orange Clown's Nasty Little Chode-Fingers at March 29, 2016 11:36 PM (ztrrs)

870 Here she comes!: Jennifer
https://twitter.com/LATimesJennCarr

20k+ followers ...

She is the real thing or ... incarcerated Bob strikes again.

Posted by: G6loq at March 29, 2016 11:52 PM (zj+JZ)

871 Hope I'm not too late to bring in one of my favorite cheeses....

Juusto. You can just open the package and saute it in a pan (no oil needed). It gets soft but doesn't completely melt. Awesome in sooo many ways..

Posted by: MallardDuckLintBrush at March 29, 2016 11:57 PM (tm1/s)

872 Her twitter feed just went private a couple minutes ago. I'm thinking it was a hack.

Posted by: cjw at March 29, 2016 11:59 PM (7SQMF)

873 220 the pen might be a bomb, haha

"i said, be careful, his bowtie is really a camera..."

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 30, 2016 12:11 AM (Kucy5)

874 873
220 the pen might be a bomb, haha



"i said, be careful, his bowtie is really a camera..."

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 30, 2016 12:11 AM (Kucy5)

Thankfully, I had just finished my sip of wine. I'm on the family computer, so how was I supposed to explain it to my wife ... I mean the First Rule of the Horde is that you don't talk about the Horde.

Posted by: calbadger at March 30, 2016 12:18 AM (mab+2)

875 Boy, ACE is so obsessed with attacking Trump at all levels that his brain seems to have seized up and he keeps repeating himself and his ranting about Trump. Next up, Trump does not pray enough... not like the PURE Cruz does.

Posted by: PhilipJames at March 30, 2016 01:20 AM (8pLxm)

876 When: 1. Trump stops being obsessed with the market value of his name, or 2. Trump stops his presidential run, then we all can stop repeating the reasons Donald would be destructive to our nation.

==(not yet) a never Trump, but he's pushing me close.

Posted by: g charles at March 30, 2016 02:41 AM (uw0oQ)

877 missed it so I have to check out the blogs to see what went down. Was it the usual with Trump complaining about the bad deals and pointing out that at least he knows how to make deals and Cruz and Kasich spending their whole time saying they aren't Donald Trump and offering nothing else?

Posted by: doug at March 30, 2016 03:49 AM (Y7fRE)

878 #846 What's new about it? Trump stiffs his vendors and contractors, why wouldn't he stiff his voters?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 29, 2016 11:18 PM (Kucy5)


I only wish we had GOP congress critters willing to stiff their donors.

Posted by: doug at March 30, 2016 03:51 AM (Y7fRE)

879 ah the dual of the two incompetent candidates. But there is a huge difference between the two. IN one the Party supports the incompetent candidate to the hilt, in the other the party opposes him to the hilt.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 04:47 AM (vvmPQ)

880 #846 What's new about it? Trump stiffs his vendors and contractors, why wouldn't he stiff his voters?

Bus-Ted betrayed his wife by cheating on her. Why wouldn't he betray his voters?

Am I playing the half truth game correctly?

Posted by: julescat at March 30, 2016 07:44 AM (5z4Gr)

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