Current Occupant of White House Enjoys a Baseball Game With Some Terrorists While Rest of American Government (Hopefully) Keeps Eyes Open for Terrorism

Remember, Obama has to be pushed by his aides to pretend to care about terrorism, because what he really believes is that Americans have to just learn to be "resilient" and get over it. (Scan down for big quote at end of post.)

Oh, and apart from Raul Castro, who does seem to be the sort of terrorist you don't call a terrorist because he's actually a tyrant, there were other terrorists at the baseball game, though perhaps Obama didn't notice:

BREAKING: Group of FARC rebels including top leader was at Cuba-U.S. baseball game attended by Obama: FARC negotiator
— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) March 22, 2016

Obama doesn't mind the FARC terrorists either, of course. He's generally supportive of third world "liberation fighters" avenging themselves against the West.

Isn't that a show of how much "respect" leaders have for Obama? Raul Castro permits FARC terrorists to embarrass him at a baseball game. At least, that was intent; lucky for him, Obama is incapable of embarrassment.

The Real Victim of Today's Terrorist Attacks. Sam Stein of the HuffPo has found the true victim -- Barack Obama, and his quest for a legacy.

Posted by: Ace at 03:55 PM

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1 Isn't this, really, the story of Obama?

Posted by: Mark Murray at March 22, 2016 03:56 PM (LYCUN)

2 not first...

damn it!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 22, 2016 03:57 PM (5wiY1)

3 Literally pal-ing around with terrorists.

Posted by: Kzintius at March 22, 2016 03:58 PM (ZfKzG)

4 If Obama had a son he would look like Adam LaRoche.

Posted by: ajmojo at March 22, 2016 03:58 PM (1H9ox)

5
They wouldn't need FARC if the USA wasn't so imperialistic, dontcha know

Posted by: dan-O at March 22, 2016 03:58 PM (ByqK7)

6 Cuba's favorite past time

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2016 03:58 PM (fizMZ)

7 like attracts like...

i'm surprised he didn't take his terrorist mentor down there with him.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 22, 2016 03:59 PM (5wiY1)

8 Something something British in Malaya in the fifties had a pretty good team something.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 22, 2016 03:59 PM (HtLSE)

9 Those FARCing terrorists are iceholes.

Posted by: ajmojo at March 22, 2016 03:59 PM (1H9ox)

10 A Marxist at heart in Marxist paradise.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2016 04:00 PM (fizMZ)

11 Damn bro, was my phone busy?

Posted by: Bill Ayers at March 22, 2016 04:00 PM (LYCUN)

12 Proverbs 13:20
Shorter: You are the company you keep.

Posted by: USA at March 22, 2016 04:00 PM (tfM+W)

13 Don't rain on the poor guy's parade. He finally got to meet his lifelong hero and then people just had to get blown up and try to distract him from this joyful occasion.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:00 PM (uz/Pv)

14 Fuck Obama.

Posted by: Beth M at March 22, 2016 04:01 PM (kiy9d)

15 Sometimes it's worth looking away from the utter trainwreck of the 2016 election to remember just what a vomitous piece of crap Obama is.

Posted by: Il Padrino at March 22, 2016 04:01 PM (TasoZ)

16 From what I hear he's been doing a lot of apologizing there

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2016 04:01 PM (fizMZ)

17 The deads in Belgium will still be dead when he gets back to DC. Meanwhile, he has to check off photo bucketlist in Cuba.

Posted by: BigFire at March 22, 2016 04:02 PM (O7l6D)

18 Obama sure likes him some totalitarian dictator.

Has he sucked up to any non-totalitarian leader/regime like he does to these guys? I don't recall any instance.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:03 PM (uz/Pv)

19 Obama doesn't mind the FARC terrorists either, of course. He's generally supportive of third world "liberation fighters" avenging themselves against the West.

What, did no one send an invite to Shining Path?

Also, why are the 1,200 people on this trip? Other than hahahahaha fuck you I mean.

Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at March 22, 2016 04:03 PM (mf5HN)

20 I wish karma would hit him with all it's force.

Posted by: Beth M at March 22, 2016 04:03 PM (kiy9d)

21 I wouldn't mind staying there for a while. Who do I have to pay to ensure Air Force One gets grounded for a mechanical for, say, the next ten months?

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 22, 2016 04:03 PM (iIzG7)

22 Do they serve Cuban sandwiches instead of hotdogs at Cuban baseball games? And do they just call them sandwiches?

Posted by: ajmojo at March 22, 2016 04:03 PM (1H9ox)

23 I could have gone another lifetime without seeing an American president happily be a puppet this way.
Sigh....
What a world this is...

Posted by: Ghost at March 22, 2016 04:04 PM (GlAAc)

24 If Reggie Love had a son, he would look like Obama's ass.

Posted by: Needs to Know at March 22, 2016 04:04 PM (cPpwW)

25 >>>Remember, Obama has to be pushed by his aides to pretend to care about terrorism, because what he really believes is that Americans have to just learn to be "resilient" and get over it. (Scan down for big quote at end of post.)

The greatest safe space of all is the one in your heart.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 22, 2016 04:04 PM (MCmqp)

26 I wouldn't mind him staying there for a while...

I just got so excited, seeing comments working...

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 22, 2016 04:05 PM (iIzG7)

27 They voted for hime TWICE!

Posted by: G6loq at March 22, 2016 04:05 PM (zj+JZ)

28 I'm seriously ready for him to spend some time in a north Korean labor/re education camp. Let him strain under the full weight of the shit he believes.

Posted by: Beth M at March 22, 2016 04:05 PM (kiy9d)

29 I'll be making a statement of solidarity later with a line in Brustrian, or whatever language those horse-eaters gabble in.

Right now I'm picking out ocean-front property in Cuba.

Seeing as it's on some historical property (with a few obsolete structures to be demolished first), I'm thinking of a name that nods to the history of the place.

I'm going to call my estate 'Gitmo!'

Posted by: Barack Obama, The Commie Tyrants Best Friend! at March 22, 2016 04:05 PM (XdbLA)

30 Proverbs 13:20
Shorter: You are the company you keep.
Posted by: USA at March 22, 2016 04:00 PM (tfM+W)

Yep. I think we can safely say he's a Commie Marxist.

I bet he's going to do his darnedest to give them Gitmo for free, maybe with a few more billion dollars thrown in.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:05 PM (uz/Pv)

31 It takes a bit off of our war on terrorism when the POS in the white house spends his time with his terrorist buddies.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 22, 2016 04:06 PM (Qvgg/)

32 Odd thing is, all the Major News Networks are with Obama in Cuba.

But what is going to be the lead story? Brussels of course.

They are going to be forced to turn their heads like they're owls.

Posted by: HH at March 22, 2016 04:06 PM (DrCtv)

33 Obama is much like the common man, but instead of beer choices he has terrorist groups. Which will he have today? Domestic? foreign? The High-brow Tyrant? The low-brow JV squad?

Posted by: Flyguy at March 22, 2016 04:06 PM (dpJ62)

34 The Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals issued a blistering rebuke of the IRS today in Tea Party groups' suit against IRS targeting.

In closing, we echo the district court's observations about this case. The lawyers in the Department of Justice have a long and storied tradition of defending the nation's interests and enforcing its laws -- all of them, not just selective ones -- in a manner worthy of the Department's name. The conduct of the IRS's attorneys in the district court falls outside that tradition. We expect that the IRS will do better going forward. And we order that the IRS comply with the district court's discovery orders of April 1 and June 16, 2015 -- without redactions, and without further delay.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 22, 2016 04:07 PM (e8kgV)

35 So, he doesn't think much of the fears of the American people does he? If we accidentally dropped a couple of tactical nukes in the deserts of northern Iraq/Syria, would El Commandante Zero feel as casually dismissive of the gnashing of ISIS teeth and the wailing of Euro pajama boys?

Posted by: Curtis McBombeyface LeMay at March 22, 2016 04:07 PM (LISuA)

36 Did everyone see the The JEF with his limp wrist?
I'll find pic but I think it was at WSJ.
The only other sites I've been at today were Andrew Malcoln at IBD.

Posted by: Carol at March 22, 2016 04:07 PM (sj3Ax)

37 From the sidebar: "Compared against other topless protesters -- generally a pretty sorry bunch -- I give her a B. Within the Natural Chubby Asian category, a B+"

Not gonna lie, that's a look that appeals to me. Pity about her brain, though...

Posted by: holygoat at March 22, 2016 04:07 PM (ZgI/r)

38 Maybe he'll stay in that commie Caribbean shithole. It's perfect for him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2016 04:08 PM (8ZskC)

39 "Odd thing is, all the Major News Networks are with Obama in Cuba."

And for all I care, they can stay there for good, and rename themselves Izvestia and Pravda.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 22, 2016 04:08 PM (iIzG7)

40 From the sidebar: "Compared against other topless protesters -- generally a pretty sorry bunch -- I give her a B. Within the Natural Chubby Asian category, a B+"

Gracious Ace. If she's chubby, then I'm morbidly obese.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:08 PM (uz/Pv)

41 We're out of commenting time out?

Posted by: President Elect - Hillary Rodham Clinton at March 22, 2016 04:08 PM (0LHZx)

42 Obama so jealous when he's surrounded by Fascists.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2016 04:08 PM (c84p5)

43 What, did no one send an invite to Shining Path?

Also, why are the 1,200 people on this trip? Other than hahahahaha fuck you I mean.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery

Sendera Luminosa was one of my favorite spells in Harry Potter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch who will now call himself Savagery at March 22, 2016 04:09 PM (1xUj/)

44 Because you can't let a few beheadings get in the way of polishing the knob of a nonagenarian kleptocrat commie tyrant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2016 04:09 PM (8ZskC)

45 On the radio this morning they were talking of American investment, but anything sent is just paying rent to the Cuban military which owns everything and isn't selling. Hotels, cruise ships, it would be a pay to play relationship.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2016 04:09 PM (fizMZ)

46 Sorry, it was Powerline.

http://tinyurl.com/zyqg4vd

Posted by: Carol at March 22, 2016 04:10 PM (sj3Ax)

47 Even I have some standards.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 22, 2016 04:10 PM (8ZskC)

48 Obama so jealous when he's surrounded by Fascists.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2016 04:08 PM (c84p5)

He's thinking to himself he was born in the wrong country.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:10 PM (uz/Pv)

49 Barack Obama will be remembered as a Great President. That's a narrative that's baked into the cake. I hope there isn't anyone who doesn't get that, it would be delusional to deny the media their greatest masterpiece.

Don't pound your head into the wall for the next 10 years as he becomes increasingly worshiped. I'm just gonna laugh it off.

Posted by: Max Power at March 22, 2016 04:10 PM (q177U)

50 Finally, a form of government that Obama can respect.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 22, 2016 04:10 PM (8ZskC)

51 What is there to say about this sad petulant man-boy of a President that hasn't already been said.

The saddest thing is that after his term is up we will still have him meddling and insinuating himself into American and world affairs.

Think Jimmy Carter but 10x worse.

I guess I'll have to cheer myself up by going to a midnight showing of My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2.

Cannot get enough of the Portokolis family and their wacky lives.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 22, 2016 04:11 PM (Vaz6g)

52 Brussels will be such old news in 24 hours.

By Wednesday what will we be talking about? You guessed it.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 22, 2016 04:11 PM (U6f54)

53 If we had a real opposition Party the O'shitforbrains would have left office about halfway through his first term.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 22, 2016 04:11 PM (t2KH5)

54 I'm hoping if Trump wins his first act as president is to return the Che bust in the Oval Office to the Cuban govt.

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2016 04:11 PM (1BQGO)

55 Some extra depression for this sad day: know that WAY too many of your fellow Americans enjoy the celebrity terrorists our Prez hangs with and endorses and promotes at every fcuking opportunity.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at March 22, 2016 04:11 PM (QYD6A)

56 ***51 seconds*** he spent talking about the terror attacks before going to the game.

Wow, what a caring guy!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2016 04:12 PM (NOIQH)

57 There are some good looking commenters over there. Who are they and can you introduce me?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 22, 2016 04:12 PM (U6f54)

58 she's not 'chubby' but she ain't slender, neither

Posted by: ladies and gentlemen, the Kansas City Chiefs !! at March 22, 2016 04:12 PM (/542q)

59 Barry Soetoro is just an embarrassment. Speed the day he departs the White House.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at March 22, 2016 04:12 PM (evdj2)

60 Raul Castro is sooooo dreamy.

Posted by: Barack Obama

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:13 PM (uz/Pv)

61 ***51 seconds*** he spent talking about the terror attacks before going to the game.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: James Foley's Head at March 22, 2016 04:13 PM (LYCUN)

62 With some terrorists and Derek Jeter

Posted by: Grandmalcaesar at March 22, 2016 04:13 PM (djypb)

63 Cuba wants Gitmo back, how long do you think it will take before the The JEF gives it back?

Posted by: Carol at March 22, 2016 04:13 PM (sj3Ax)

64 He's on their side. We've known this for a long time now.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2016 04:14 PM (0mRoj)

65 Using sexual terminology as an analogy for foreign affairs, one could say that Barack Obama is into BDSM in the role of a submissive.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:14 PM (uz/Pv)

66 I'm sure obama was in constant contact with His security team.... At the baseball game....

Posted by: donna at March 22, 2016 04:14 PM (/dSsq)

67 Why didn't he throw the first pitch at this game?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 22, 2016 04:14 PM (aVYsC)

68 I'm just happy this attack harshed his triumphant declaration that he had buried the cold war in his big Cuba speech.

You just know he was pissed about not being the top news story of the day.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2016 04:14 PM (NOIQH)

69 Rubenesque, as the old folks used to say...

Posted by: ladies and gentlemen, the Kansas City Chiefs !! at March 22, 2016 04:14 PM (/542q)

70 one could say that Barack Obama is into BDSM in the role of a submissive.

He's a gimp.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at March 22, 2016 04:14 PM (evdj2)

71 Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2016 04:08 PM (c84p5)

They call Obama the JV team.

Posted by: artist at March 22, 2016 04:14 PM (TwnkX)

72 Can't you just let me eat my hot dog and watch the ballgame?
Barack

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2016 04:15 PM (B48dK)

73 We need to step back and take a breath.

Please remember,

Cruz, Trump, or Kasich and their supporters might be an opponent.

Radical Islam is our enemy.
Socialism and Communism are our enemies.
Democrats are supporters and enablers of Radical Islam and Communism. They are allied to our enemies.

Remember who are our enemies and their allies.

Posted by: rd at March 22, 2016 04:15 PM (v0YLX)

74

So this is a baseball thread?

Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 22, 2016 04:15 PM (o2321)

75 ***51 seconds***

That's all that time that was needed to hit all the standard cliches and talking points.

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2016 04:15 PM (1BQGO)

76 I would say that the JEF couldn't go any lower, but we all know that's not true.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2016 04:15 PM (kTF2Z)

77
Cuba wants Gitmo back, how long do you think it will take before the The JEF gives it back?
Posted by: Carol

Does he have the authority to do that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 22, 2016 04:15 PM (FkBIv)

78 Thoughts and prayers are with Obama at this most difficult time. A legacy is a hard thing to lose. He can take comfort in the fact that it will be eagerly waiting for him across the rainbow bridge.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at March 22, 2016 04:15 PM (+eR2D)

79 77
Cuba wants Gitmo back, how long do you think it will take before the The JEF gives it back?
Posted by: Carol

Does he have the authority to do that?

Since when did that matter?

Posted by: donna at March 22, 2016 04:15 PM (/dSsq)

80 Because nothing says progressive government like two ninety year-old thieving greaseballs lording it over the the shittiest piece of real estate in the Western hemisphere.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2016 04:16 PM (8ZskC)

81 The Dems have a longstanding game of footsie with FARC.

It's just part of their "we're down with the struggle" electoral strategy, keep the 60s radicals and gain the angriest wing of the mass immigration crowd.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 04:16 PM (bLnSU)

82
I really hope the incident in Brussels will not affect European sprout production.
Hey Raul, no beer at this shindig?

Posted by: Barry's Fine Self at March 22, 2016 04:16 PM (HgMAr)

83 I would say that the JEF couldn't go any lower, but we all know that's not true.

Oh, he can. Barky loves to smoke him some Cooban cigars, if you know what I mean...

Posted by: just wait, you won't believe what happens next at March 22, 2016 04:16 PM (IQI2h)

84
Cuba wants Gitmo back, how long do you think it will take before the The JEF gives it back?

Its on a naval base so he can't.Congress would hve to approve it

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2016 04:16 PM (lKyWE)

85 >>With some terrorists and Derek Jeter

Obama, MLB and Derek Jeter can all go fuck themselves.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2016 04:16 PM (c84p5)

86 Did he throw out the first pitch? That's always good for a few laughs.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 22, 2016 04:16 PM (YFFpo)

87 Sigh. Script needs moar fiddling.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 22, 2016 04:16 PM (9krrF)

88 Poor Obozo. I guess noa he'll have to genuflect by Lenin's tomb to get a little coverage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 22, 2016 04:16 PM (CamLS)

89 And then there's that pic where he posed in front of the building w/the Che mural --- the one where he and a few others have their hands over their hearts as if they're singing the national anthem.

WTF?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2016 04:16 PM (NOIQH)

90 79 77
Cuba wants Gitmo back, how long do you think it will take before the The JEF gives it back?
Posted by: Carol

Does he have the authority to do that?

Since when did that matter?
Posted by: donna at March 22, 2016 04:15 PM (/dSsq)

____

Carter gave Panama the canal.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 22, 2016 04:17 PM (0LHZx)

91 Did he throw out the first pitch? That's always good for a few laughs.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 22, 2016 04:16 PM (YFFpo)

You mean did He bounce the ball in the dirt?

Posted by: donna at March 22, 2016 04:17 PM (/dSsq)

92
Its on a naval base so he can't. Congress would hve to approve it

So done deal, then?

Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 22, 2016 04:17 PM (o2321)

93 Did you know that there are no political prisoners in Cuba? Raul Castro assured us all yesterday.

They must be hanging out with all the homosexuals of Iran.

Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2016 04:17 PM (z/Ubi)

94 "The Dems have a longstanding game of footsie with FARC."

not just the struggle, but all that cocaine Colombian Gold too...

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 22, 2016 04:17 PM (5wiY1)

95 >>Its on a naval base so he can't.Congress would hve to approve it

Good thing he would never go around Congress, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2016 04:17 PM (NOIQH)

96 84
Cuba wants Gitmo back, how long do you think it will take before the The JEF gives it back?

Its on a naval base so he can't.Congress would hve to approve it
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2016 04:16 PM (lKyWE)

____

Congress? LOL!!!

Posted by: Phone and Pen Bitches! at March 22, 2016 04:17 PM (0LHZx)

97 >>>So this is a baseball thread?

Let's go Royals!

Season starts in 2 weeks or less...

Posted by: HH at March 22, 2016 04:17 PM (DrCtv)

98 Did he throw out the first pitch? That's always good for a few laughs.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 22, 2016 04:16 PM (YFFpo)

You mean did He bounce the ball in the dirt?

They let him put it on a tee.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2016 04:18 PM (8ZskC)

99 Re: Topless babe at Bernie "Commissar Codger" Sanders rally:

"Anna Mi, of Los Angeles"...

So...she's batsh*t crazy.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at March 22, 2016 04:18 PM (XdbLA)

100 Considering he never shut Gitmo down like he promised I think he'd rather just not mention it. Or save that for the last day of his term.

Posted by: brak at March 22, 2016 04:18 PM (MJuTN)

101 Using sexual terminology as an analogy for foreign affairs, one could say that Barack Obama is into BDSM in the role of a submissive.

Or is the bottom of a homosexual relationship.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at March 22, 2016 04:18 PM (uURQL)

102 "They must be hanging out with all the homosexuals of Iran."

Emphasis on hanging.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 22, 2016 04:18 PM (iIzG7)

103 Probably went to Cuba to sign them up for Obamacare.
Then he can claim what a success it's been with all the new enrollment.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2016 04:18 PM (7GQM/)

104 Those of you who think that the Castro regime somehow had anything to do with known terrorist leaders being in the stands are highly cynical. The people of Cuba are free to move about as they please with no interference or control from the government. Not like in America where you want to build walls. Those nice young boys bought tickets like anyone else.

Posted by: ajmojo at March 22, 2016 04:18 PM (1H9ox)

105 Does he have the authority to do that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 22, 2016 04:15 PM (FkBIv)

paul ryan is going to stop him?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 22, 2016 04:18 PM (WVsWD)

106 MLB wants that Cuban baseball talent bad.They'd shoot some dissidents themselves it it helped get the talent flowing.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2016 04:18 PM (B48dK)

107 I bet Obama didn't even get to enjoy the Sixth Inning Stretch - that was his favorite part of the hundreds of games he attended at Kaminsky Field to see his beloved Red Sox.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 22, 2016 04:18 PM (4/i9Y)

108 >>> From what I hear he's been doing a lot of apologizing there...
*****

Of course he is. It's what he does. "God damn America!" was his upbringing and religion.

I haven't seen him bowing yet, so I guess we've got that going for us.

Posted by: Damiano at March 22, 2016 04:18 PM (XItbt)

109 >> Using sexual terminology as an analogy for foreign affairs, one could say that Barack Obama is into BDSM in the role of a submissive.

Barack Hussein Obama is a Dancing Boy for any and ALL Dictators.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2016 04:18 PM (c84p5)

110 Barak, could you at least pretend to be concerned?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2016 04:18 PM (kTF2Z)

111 I hope nobody hits a foul ball at me.

Posted by: Barry's Fine Self at March 22, 2016 04:19 PM (HgMAr)

112 Least he could've done is play with some MILF terrorists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 22, 2016 04:19 PM (CamLS)

113 60 Raul Castro is sooooo dreamy.

Posted by: Barack Obama

--

Were they on the kiss cam during the game?

Posted by: @votermom at March 22, 2016 04:19 PM (cbfNE)

114 105 I'll write one heck of an angry letter I tell you what!
Paul Ryan

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2016 04:19 PM (B48dK)

115 I can deal with the baseball game, but did they have to do the wave, today? Just amazing how insensitive he can be. He and his dimwit family were photographed doing it.

Posted by: Baldy at March 22, 2016 04:19 PM (1SCTq)

116 "MLB wants that Cuban baseball talent bad.They'd shoot some dissidents themselves it it helped get the talent flowing.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2016 04:18 PM (B48dK) "

Look, I'm not saying I'd shoot Cuban dissidents myself if it meant more 480 ft Jose Abreu HR's and insane Yoenis Cespedes throws nailing runners on the basepaths, but I'd at least buy the bullets and/or load the guns.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 22, 2016 04:20 PM (4/i9Y)

117 Ahhh, comments again...(rubbing belly)....

Posted by: GEN Jack D. Ripper at March 22, 2016 04:20 PM (uLgME)

118 Man Obama is the worst

Posted by: Phone of kari at March 22, 2016 04:20 PM (8Ezb0)

119
obama changed the name of Mt McKinley

obama took away your health care freedom and privacy

obama gave Iran nukes and $150B

obama declared amnesty and made our borders into welcome mats

Yes, obama can and will give away Guantanamo Bay.

Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 22, 2016 04:21 PM (o2321)

120 @73

Actually radical Islam is not our most pressing existential problem any longer, per se, it's western global elites and their suicidal adherance to multiculturalism and globalism to the detriment of their own people.

The elites have invited the scorpion in, the people are crying anon.

The elites not only say no to halting the importation they are actually attacking and silencing the people who are protesting this invasion and rape of their people and civilization.

The elites are breaking the compact, there will be blood.

It's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 22, 2016 04:21 PM (Vaz6g)

121 101 Using sexual terminology as an analogy for foreign affairs, one could say that Barack Obama is into BDSM in the role of a submissive.
----
Or he is just a fucking asshole. As in, an asshole that enjoys being fucked and enjoys fucking us.

Posted by: ajmojo at March 22, 2016 04:21 PM (1H9ox)

122 "I haven't seen him bowing yet, so I guess we've got that going for us."

No, you haven't been spared that, either:

http://tinyurl.com/hxrqjpr

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at March 22, 2016 04:21 PM (XdbLA)

123 " I can deal with the baseball game, but did they have to do the wave, today? Just amazing how insensitive he can be. He and his dimwit family were photographed doing it.

Posted by: Baldy at March 22, 2016 04:19 PM (1SCTq) "

Doing the wave should be at least a misdemeanor, if not a felony.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 22, 2016 04:22 PM (4/i9Y)

124 From Twitter:

NBC's Richard Engel Frets Brussels Attack Could Lead to "Rise of the Right Wing"

Now that is some solid journalism!

Posted by: USA at March 22, 2016 04:22 PM (tfM+W)

125 Even by the instrument-shattering degradation and disgraces of the past few years, a new low.

So, is my guess correct that while POTUS was yukking it up with the blood-soaked corrupt idiot tyrant of an oppressed country, not far away in La Gloria prison, political prisoners continue to languish? Or did the Cubans do even a half-hearted "goodwill" release for this occasion?

Sickening. As another commenter here noted recently, review the stories of imprisoned Soviet dissidents and how the cooperation/resistance of American presidents to Soviet behavior shattered/buoyed them, respsectively, during their imprisonment.

By any chance, did any "opposition" office-holder in the US bestir themselves to denounce this odious, disastrous spectacle?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2016 04:22 PM (QDnY+)

126 Didn't get to meet Fidel? I'll bet he cries himself to sleep for the next few days.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 22, 2016 04:23 PM (YFFpo)

127
I'm surprised that Raoul didn't have that cop murdering bitch throw out the first pitch

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2016 04:23 PM (lKyWE)

128 Test.

Posted by: creeper at March 22, 2016 04:23 PM (4boI/)

129 Obama has a legacy.

Of massive failure.

But those fags are happy with him.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 22, 2016 04:23 PM (1ijHg)

130 "Doing the wave should be at least a misdemeanor, if not a felony."

Doing the wave is a misdemeanor.
Doing the Time Warp is a felony.
Doing the Macarena is a hanging offense.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 22, 2016 04:23 PM (iIzG7)

131 "Compared against other topless protesters -- generally a pretty sorry bunch -- I give her a B. Within the Natural Chubby Asian category, a B+"

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Well, it's not the book thread so . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 22, 2016 04:23 PM (CamLS)

132 >>Why didn't he throw the first pitch at this game?
Posted by: Buzzsaw

He's more of a catcher.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 22, 2016 04:24 PM (c7vUv)

133 *peeks around the corner....sees it's safe to post again.

Preznint Barky can kiss my rosy red... How many more days of this assclown left?
You know that scrunt will give Gitmo to Raul. He'll take a dollar and stalk of sugarcane and tell us he got a good deal and now America can go forward.

Posted by: Hank at March 22, 2016 04:24 PM (iegQ9)

134
Probably went to Cuba to sign them up for Obamacare.
Then he can claim what a success it's been with all the new enrollment.
.........................

If you like your rat infested hospital behind the llantera, you can keep your rat infested hospital behind the llantera.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2016 04:24 PM (HgMAr)

135 he's like, let's party man !

Posted by: concrete girl at March 22, 2016 04:24 PM (ceWrl)

136
NBC's Richard Engel Frets Brussels Attack Could Lead to "Rise of the Right Wing"

Let's not fret about the rise of radical Islam. How will this hurt our political power grab!?!?

Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 22, 2016 04:24 PM (o2321)

137 O/T but what is really good Italian roast coffee?

I have had Peets, and Starbucks, but what am I missing?

Neighbor who is a restaurateur says I should try Illy.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 22, 2016 04:24 PM (U6f54)

138 >>>Doing the Time Warp is a felony.

Again?

Posted by: HH at March 22, 2016 04:26 PM (DrCtv)

139
If by "right wing" Dick Engel means people who don't cotton to blowing up subway cars and bus stops, count me in!

Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 22, 2016 04:26 PM (o2321)

140 Topless protest girl has a "free the nipple" patch over her nipple, which pretty much defeats the point.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2016 04:26 PM (1xUj/)

141 OT:

For BabyMetal fans...

Here's their new single:

"Karate"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvD3CHA48pA

Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2016 04:26 PM (0cMkb)

142 Phew! Thanks, votermom.

And now, in the interest of maintaining cordial relations, I shall depart for a few days. I do not like being the kind of person who confronts her host. Time to get some perspective back.

Posted by: creeper at March 22, 2016 04:26 PM (4boI/)

143 "I have had Peets, and Starbucks, but what am I missing?
"

Intellegentsia Black Cat Roast is mighty damn good.

They roast it right before they send it to you.

Decaf version is good, too.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at March 22, 2016 04:27 PM (XdbLA)

144 "Topless protest girl has a "free the nipple" patch over her nipple, which pretty much defeats the point."

So to speak.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 22, 2016 04:27 PM (iIzG7)

145 But I ended the Iraq War. To the tune of having close to the number of troops there now that the Pentagon planned on having at this point without totally withdrawing.

Damn I'm good!

Posted by: President Pissy Pants at March 22, 2016 04:27 PM (LYCUN)

146 Chubby? She didn't even have a muffin top.

She's just of average build, that's all.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 04:27 PM (bLnSU)

147 Clinton pardoned several FALN terrorists on his way out. Democrat Party loves them some smoldering hot bombers. Che was so dreamy.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 22, 2016 04:27 PM (wN4lJ)

148 Beisbol. In Coobah. nyuk nyuk

Posted by: Barry's Fine Self at March 22, 2016 04:27 PM (HgMAr)

149 Chubby? She didn't even have a muffin top.

She's just of average build, that's all.
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Did someone say muffin?

Posted by: Chris Crispy at March 22, 2016 04:28 PM (1H9ox)

150 Chubby? She didn't even have a muffin top.

She's just of average build, that's all.

Yeah. Chubby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2016 04:28 PM (8ZskC)

151 >>
>>Neighbor who is a restaurateur says I should try Illy.

Depends on how like and how you brew your coffee.

Illy and Lavazza are good, but by no means top shelf.

Do you have an Espresso machine? If not, pretty much no reason do insist on Italian Roasts over any other Coffee.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2016 04:28 PM (c84p5)

152 "Chubby? She didn't even have a muffin top. She's just of average build, that's all."

If this is going to turn into an "I'd hit it" thread, let me know.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 22, 2016 04:28 PM (iIzG7)

153
Obama needn't worry about building a legacy.

He IS building diligently,but it may not turn out quite as he envisaged.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2016 04:28 PM (P/8aq)

154 What does the right wing blow up?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 22, 2016 04:28 PM (U6f54)

155 I have had Peets, and Starbucks, but what am I missing?

Neighbor who is a restaurateur says I should try Illy.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 22, 2016 04:24 PM (U6f54)

Lavazza

Posted by: @votermom at March 22, 2016 04:28 PM (cbfNE)

156 I wish karma would hit him with all it's force.Posted by:�Beth M�

Speaking of karma, anyone else notice the weirdness of Glenn Beck and Ted Cruz? Hard to miss. So today, the day of the Utah primary, when all the Mormons are expected to vote for Ted Cruz - what happens?

Four Mormon missionaries are seriously injured in Brussels. Advantage Donald Trump.

Now, I prefer Cruz, in most areas, but he can't get a break.

Posted by: mega machines at March 22, 2016 04:29 PM (fbovC)

157 >>>Doing the Time Warp is a felony.

Again?
Posted by: HH at March 22, 2016 04:26 PM (DrCtv)

Dammit.
Ear worm....

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2016 04:29 PM (aQQbl)

158 She's just of average build, that's all.

Puts her eyeliner on with a Magnum magic marker, too.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at March 22, 2016 04:29 PM (XdbLA)

159 Cuba has been a supporter of terrorism for decades --- IRA, Basques, FARC, and especially Palestinians. Hey, Fidel and Arafat were practically married.

But Obama said Cuba was no longer a "state supporter of terrorism" because they hadn't funded anything bad (like blowing up Colombian court rooms and post offices) for 6 months. Six whole months!

Yep. Not supporting FARC anymore. No sirree.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 22, 2016 04:29 PM (T/5A0)

160 The elites are breaking the compact, there will be blood.

It's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 22, 2016 04:21 PM (Vaz6g)

Yeap

Posted by: DFCtomm at March 22, 2016 04:29 PM (RAFM0)

161 My mom was went to Cuba on an official visit in the late 80s. She said their food was paltry and crappy, even for official guests of the government such as herself, and the place was generally miserable.

She's now saying my dad even met Castro who spoke to his group for 3 hrs nonstop without notes or teleprompter.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:29 PM (uz/Pv)

162 Neighbor who is a restaurateur says I should try Illy.

Illy dark roast is excellent.

It's also expensive. Check out amazon for the best prices.

While your there, check out-

"Santo Domingo Coffee". It's larrupin'.

It's a medium roast. And no more pricey than Peet's or Starbuck's.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2016 04:29 PM (0cMkb)

163 Marx no help with the curve ball.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at March 22, 2016 04:29 PM (evdj2)

164 >>He IS building diligently,but it may not turn out quite as he envisaged.

His legacy: the two countries where he's *improved* relations is Iran and Cuba.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2016 04:30 PM (NOIQH)

165 My 5:55 am comment seems to fit this thread too:

How dare those bombers harsh TFG's mellow after his successful Raul and Fidel weenie munching expedition.

Now he's gonna have to issue an insincere statement condemning the attacks.

Point, set, game, match.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2016 04:30 PM (gyKtp)

166 Hey, I don't blame him. It's not like he can enjoy a cigar at a baseball game in the US. Freedom is just another word for can't smoke out here.

Posted by: WTP at March 22, 2016 04:30 PM (V40IZ)

167
Free the nipple?

Has that girl ever heard of the internet? You can't swing a dead cat on the internet and not hit a nipple. Or a naked buttocks.

Heck, even youtube has nudity now.

Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 22, 2016 04:30 PM (o2321)

168 Hah I made the Obama legacy point in snark before I saw HuffPo Dude's tweet.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at March 22, 2016 04:31 PM (tM4uk)

169 osted by: IP at March 22, 2016 04:29 PM (aQQbl)

Oh, you'll be fine.

After you take a jump to the right...

Posted by: HH at March 22, 2016 04:31 PM (DrCtv)

170 #65, I roll in those circles. Hetero side, but we mix at clubs. Hopeless closet case pig bottom is the term I would use. Only his rep in Chicago was he liked to receive oral from older white guys and hated to reciprocate. So he's a rude fuck too.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at March 22, 2016 04:31 PM (u4OEB)

171 well since he said there is 57 states. is cuba going to be one of them. think of all the socialism in place ready to go for obamacare, free phones, and yes tons of democrat indoctrinated voters.

Posted by: the morigu at March 22, 2016 04:31 PM (JFAwI)

172 She's now saying my dad even met Castro who spoke to his group for 3 hrs nonstop without notes or teleprompter.

Castro would speak for three hours ordering at a drive-thru window. If Coooba had drive-thru windows.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2016 04:31 PM (8ZskC)

173 If this is going to turn into an "I'd hit it" thread, let me know.

All threads turn into gun or boobeh threads over time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 22, 2016 04:31 PM (9krrF)

174 >>Four Mormon missionaries are seriously injured
>>in Brussels. Advantage Donald Trump.

Don't be silly - that doesn't help Trump.

I don't see how a world in which NATO is weakened by a less-involved US is a safer one for LDS missionaries.

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at March 22, 2016 04:32 PM (t5zYU)

175 I really wish Obama would just get it over with and start going on these trips with no pants and a big tube of K-Y, because we know what's going to happen every time, repeatedly and with great vigor.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2016 04:32 PM (o+SC1)

176 Apparently, at least according to my dearly departed dad, Castro was very knowledgeable.

My just mom said, "And he ran everything himself."

So we see the great success of central planning by one brilliant man, heh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:32 PM (uz/Pv)

177 Stop me if you've heard this one--

One day Valerie Jarret decided that Barack should hang out with ordinary unimportant people for couple of hours, get a photo op and so on.

So, next thing you know, there are Obama and Reggie Love hanging out and having a few beers in a working man's bar on Free Chili Night.

Nature takes its course and methane accumulates. Reggie lets go first: a quiet whoosh. Then it's Obama's turn -- another quiet whoosh. Then a construction worker: "BRAAAAPPP." Reggie and Barack sneer at him in unison: "virgin!"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 22, 2016 04:32 PM (aClUW)

178 >>She's now saying my dad even met Castro who spoke to his group for 3 hrs nonstop without notes or teleprompter.

I've read that Fidel loved to do this - give a really long speech just to watch people squirm. Even better if the speech starts just as food is served (so they sit hungry while the food gets cold).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2016 04:32 PM (NOIQH)

179 Topless protestor a solid 'meh,' but it's obvious no one's going to listen to her because of her intellect.

Posted by: Hector's Inflatable WIfe at March 22, 2016 04:32 PM (PjWy4)

180 If this is going to turn into a coffee thread.

I make my own blend of coffee, I take 2lbs of freshly ground dunkin donuts medium roast and mix it with 1lb of ground fair trade vanilla creme brulee coffee.

Put 9 scoops in a 12 cup mr coffee drip coffee maker with brita filtered water and you have yourself an outstanding cup of coffee.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 22, 2016 04:32 PM (Vaz6g)

181 I commented this morning as re Brussels that my local airport, Denver, has its security entry down in a big well under the entry level, with a birdseye view of the queued crowd as you descend.

Terror alert right now has evacuated the terminal.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 22, 2016 04:33 PM (U6f54)

182 NBC's Richard Engel Frets Brussels Attack Could Lead to "Rise of the Right Wing"

Coming up next: Right Wing Backlash Feared

Posted by: tu3031 at March 22, 2016 04:33 PM (YFFpo)

183 Blackriflecoffe.com ...... haven't ordered any yet, but what the heck. I think Jane D'oh has ordered it, maybe she can review here purchase (or I could have her mixed up with another regular, but somebody here ordered some).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2016 04:34 PM (QDnY+)

184 Castro would speak for three hours ordering at a drive-thru window. If Coooba had drive-thru windows.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2016 04:31 PM (8ZskC)

Hah!

I forgot to add that my dad didn't meet the tyrant at the same time my mother did. It was much earlier, when he was in the diplomatic service ages ago.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:34 PM (uz/Pv)

185 "Doing the wave should be at least a misdemeanor, if not a felony."

Doing the wave is a misdemeanor.
Doing the Time Warp is a felony.
Doing the Macarena is a hanging offense.

Line dancing gets one sentenced to the glory hole.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2016 04:34 PM (uf5be)

186 Wait - the topless protestor's name is Anna Mi? That's a gag, right?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 22, 2016 04:34 PM (4/i9Y)

187 I don't see how a world in which NATO is weakened by a less-involved US is a safer one for LDS missionaries.Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom)

Do you think those famously fabulously successful socialist European countries who pay a pittance toward NATO should continue to get a free ride?

Posted by: mega machines at March 22, 2016 04:35 PM (fbovC)

188 She's now saying my dad even met Castro who spoke to his group for 3 hrs nonstop without notes or teleprompter.

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Just like that crazy Autralian, Adolph somebody.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 22, 2016 04:35 PM (CamLS)

189 Cuba has been a supporter of terrorism for decades
--- IRA, Basques, FARC, and especially Palestinians. Hey, Fidel and
Arafat were practically married.

But Obama said Cuba was no longer a "state supporter of terrorism"
because they hadn't funded anything bad (like blowing up Colombian court
rooms and post offices) for 6 months. Six whole months!

Yep. Not supporting FARC anymore. No sirree.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 22, 2016 04:29 PM (T/5A0)

Look, anybody who has ever been on a diet, or had to give up booze for six months knows how hard it is. These people have had to give up sponsoring terrorism for six months! Probably gave it up, cold turkey too. How dare you minimize their sacrifice.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2016 04:35 PM (TOk1P)

190 125----Or did the Cubans do even a half-hearted "goodwill" release for this occasion?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2016 04:22 PM (QDnY+)
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Not only did they not have a token release or two, they clamped down and had mass arrests before the visit. I'll give credit to the Washington Post for reporting that.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 22, 2016 04:35 PM (T/5A0)

191 I don't care that Obama went to Cuba, just as long as he doesn't come back.

Posted by: Zombie John Schmitz at March 22, 2016 04:35 PM (vBeA5)

192
So we see the great success of central planning by one brilliant man, heh.

Sixty years of total control and he's turned a second-world nation into a third-world one.

Posted by: Hector's Inflatable WIfe at March 22, 2016 04:35 PM (PjWy4)

193 Didn't Hillary have something to do with a FARC rebel pardoning at the end of her husband's hollow presidency? Or do I so loathe her that my seething mind makes these things up? Or both?

Posted by: kathysaysso o'Baileys at March 22, 2016 04:36 PM (43OZ6)

194 >>> All threads turn into gun or boobeh threads over time.

All threads are inherently boobeh and gun threads. Other content exists only so people caught browsing at work can say they were reading a smart military blog.

Posted by: Damiano at March 22, 2016 04:36 PM (XItbt)

195 I don't understand the point of topless protests aside from letting your exhibitionist freak fly.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:37 PM (uz/Pv)

196 I used to drink French roast coffee but Italian tastes sweet.

Needs to be good Italian.

So does this BlackRifle have that sweetness?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 22, 2016 04:37 PM (U6f54)

197 No, The JEF does not have the authority to give Cuba GITMO back, but that's never stopped him.

Posted by: Carol at March 22, 2016 04:37 PM (sj3Ax)

198 >>Didn't Hillary have something to do with a FARC rebel pardoning at the end of her husband's hollow presidency?

Yep. A group of them were pardoned to assist with her Senate run, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2016 04:37 PM (NOIQH)

199 Just please please god let Barry experience a personal hell on earth by quickly fading into obscurity.

Posted by: Palerider at March 22, 2016 04:37 PM (dkExz)

200 She's now saying my dad even met Castro who spoke to his group for 3 hrs nonstop without notes or teleprompter.

-
----------------
Just like that crazy Autralian, Adolph somebody.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 22, 2016 04:35 PM (CamLS)

Stalin was really good at it. He would pause (and sometimes NOT pause), and the endurance test was not just who could sit through the speech, but knowing when and how enthusiastically to rise and applaud.

They say no one was better at it than Mao, though.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2016 04:37 PM (TOk1P)

201 Sure, you got a bunch of guys to stare at your boobs and no one to take you seriously. Mission accomplished, I guess.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:38 PM (uz/Pv)

202 OK, I just got back and caught up with all the shit that's been going on...

One thing I need explained to me - and this is not a joke.

Near the end of the thread where people were being banned, there was something about the word "cuckold", an old English term for a guy who's wife is fucking someone else.

Someone was saying this has something to do with "Stormfront" which I assume by the tone is a racist or neo-Nazi website. Since I don't want to visit there, can someone explain what the connection is and why a perfectly descriptive word causes some to freak out?

I honestly don't know.

Posted by: jwest at March 22, 2016 04:38 PM (Zs4uk)

203 Does anyone order meat online? I mean is that a thing?

Posted by: Max Power at March 22, 2016 04:38 PM (q177U)

204 I'm just looking forward hopefully to the near future when we have a President that can again be criticized by the MSM for any imagined slight of their sensibilities...

Posted by: H Badger at March 22, 2016 04:38 PM (n/0Nw)

205 FARC this, FARC that, FARC that tyrant in particular...

I still say that the revolutionary outfit with the most unwisely-chosen acronym on Earth is in the Philippines. The Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

You can google it.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 22, 2016 04:38 PM (iIzG7)

206 Part of Denver International Airport shut down due to security threat:

http://bit.ly/1MAEdFj

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 22, 2016 04:39 PM (vBeA5)

207 Obama did The Wave today at the baseball game.

Posted by: Cheyenne Mountain at March 22, 2016 04:39 PM (mcm0N)

208 **Sips on a Perfect Americano**

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2016 04:39 PM (c84p5)

209 She's now saying my dad even met Castro who spoke to his group for 3 hrs nonstop without notes or teleprompter.

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----------------
Just like that crazy Autralian, Adolph somebody.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 22, 2016 04:35 PM (CamLS)

Stalin was really good at it. He would pause (and sometimes NOT pause), and the endurance test was not just who could sit through the speech, but knowing when and how enthusiastically to rise and applaud.

They say no one was better at it than Mao, though.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2016 04:37 PM (TOk1P)

Obama's gotta up his game, then.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:39 PM (uz/Pv)

210 The topless protestor is a 1 on the binary scale of hotness.

Posted by: Phone of kari at March 22, 2016 04:39 PM (8Ezb0)

211 Sure, you got a bunch of guys to stare at your boobs and no one to take you seriously. Mission accomplished, I guess.
Posted by: chique d'afrique

*raises hand*

On behalf of the entire testiculo-normative segment of the Horde I can assure you that we would welcome the chance to prove that we would still take you seriously.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2016 04:39 PM (1xUj/)

212 Also, trumps comments on NATO will only hit the ears of high information people like you and I and a few in the hoard. The average Utah resident knew by noon today, voting day, about the missionaries.

Posted by: mega machines at March 22, 2016 04:39 PM (fbovC)

213 Does anyone order meat online? I mean is that a thing?

Posted by: Max Power at March 22, 2016 04:38 PM (q177U)

Wild game meats, yes.. Elk and Bison mostly

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2016 04:40 PM (aQQbl)

214 >>> Does anyone order meat online? I mean is that a thing?
*****

Only when the guys selling meat of of the trunk of a beat up old Honda don't come by.

Posted by: Damiano at March 22, 2016 04:40 PM (XItbt)

215 Testing

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2016 04:40 PM (Fmupd)

216 >>>Near the end of the thread where people were being banned, there was something about the word "cuckold", an old English term for a guy who's wife is fucking someone else.

It's the latest obsession of the fringey, younger conservatives. Something about being a "beta" conservative.

Just ignore it.

Posted by: Max Power at March 22, 2016 04:40 PM (q177U)

217 As to the sidebar, I'm going to say she is a employee, paid to make the crowds larger, at least from the belt down.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2016 04:40 PM (fizMZ)

218 can someone explain what the connection is and why a perfectly descriptive word causes some to freak out?

It's more the portmanteau "cuckservative". I'll leave you to research that, but be warned where it may take you.

Beyond that, I will remain silent.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 22, 2016 04:41 PM (9krrF)

219 You came back, why?
For a place like this, why?

Watching the Magnificent Seven (1960)

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2016 04:42 PM (fizMZ)

220 Does anyone order meat online? I mean is that a thing?

Posted by: Max Power at March 22, 2016 04:38 PM (q177U)

Wild game meats, yes.. Elk and Bison mostly

Slab bacon.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2016 04:42 PM (uf5be)

221 141 OT:

For BabyMetal fans...

Here's their new single:

"Karate"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvD3CHA48pA

Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2016 04:26 PM (0cMkb)

++++

lol

It's almost as good as "Gimme Chocolate". Gotta love the Japanese.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 22, 2016 04:42 PM (R+30W)

222 Since I don't want to visit there, can someone explain what the connection is and why a perfectly descriptive word causes some to freak out?

Cuckold is a fine old English word with a meaning.

The Stormfronters have taken to calling people race cucks, if they're betraying their own race. So new phrases like cuckservative have arisen.

Saying that you have been cuckolded because I banged your wife is still traditional English. Applying the prefix to anything else has come to be White Power signalling.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2016 04:43 PM (1xUj/)

223 193 Didn't Hillary have something to do with a FARC rebel pardoning at the end of her husband's hollow presidency? Or do I so loathe her that my seething mind makes these things up? Or both?

Posted by: kathysaysso o'Baileys at March 22, 2016 04:36 PM (43OZ6)
----------------
That was FALN, which is also a horrible terrorist group, in this case a Puerto Rican one. The Clintons were sucking up to the PRican leftists in NY --- and also wanted some big money from them.

FALN is well funded by --- you guessed it! --- Cuba.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 22, 2016 04:43 PM (T/5A0)

224 I'm impressed that the protester had the decency to shave pits...

Posted by: H Badger at March 22, 2016 04:43 PM (n/0Nw)

225 On behalf of the entire testiculo-normative segment of the Horde I can assure you that we would welcome the chance to prove that we would still take you seriously.

First point of order: Since when did we take Leftys seriously?

Second point of order: I thought Bander was an 'ette?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 22, 2016 04:43 PM (9krrF)

226 I'm going to try seafood online since Central Iowa doesn't have a decent fish market

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2016 04:44 PM (aQQbl)

227 Anti-Trump protester at Bernie rally - some of the Femen women are attractive, too, but they are CRAZY.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2016 04:44 PM (NOIQH)

228 203 - I don't but seems EVERYTHING can be gotten on line.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2016 04:44 PM (fizMZ)

229 She's not really chubby. She's what a couple of friends of mine call "Good thick."

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2016 04:44 PM (dciA+)

230 For BabyMetal fans...

That group RAWKS!

Whoever thought of combining death metal with cutie-pie Japanese pop-idol singers should win a Nobel Prize.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at March 22, 2016 04:45 PM (XdbLA)

231 Is it safe?

I just took a nap and read that comments were off.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at March 22, 2016 04:46 PM (pQgsb)

232 They should have had Obama to throw out the first pitch to really embarrass the United States.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 22, 2016 04:46 PM (2d71x)

233 >>Sure, you got a bunch of guys to stare at your boobs and no one to take you seriously. Mission accomplished, I guess.

i take her very seriously.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2016 04:46 PM (dciA+)

234 Sarah Palin to be host of "Judge Judy" style show...

http://wapo.st/1U6eBIc

Posted by: The FacePalming Hat at March 22, 2016 04:46 PM (vBeA5)

235 I don't, but Omaha Steaks is profitable so some people must.

Posted by: @votermom at March 22, 2016 04:46 PM (cbfNE)

236 I think once the boobs come out all higher function information absorption ceases

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2016 04:47 PM (zOTsN)

237 She's not really chubby. She's what a couple of friends of mine call "Good thick."

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2016 04:44 PM (dciA+)

Thick just like I like my oatmeal.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 22, 2016 04:47 PM (2d71x)

238 I take them all seriously, they want your money.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2016 04:47 PM (fizMZ)

239 Did anybody say What the FARC? yet?

Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2016 04:47 PM (DL2i+)

240 Joe Hallenbeck at March 22, 2016 04:46 PM . LOL, good one.

Posted by: Palerider at March 22, 2016 04:48 PM (dkExz)

241 He also did the wave, because of course he did.

Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2016 04:48 PM (BMCq5)

242 Anti-Trump protester at Bernie rally - some of the Femen women are attractive, too, but they are CRAZY.

And what is Rule #1 class?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2016 04:48 PM (uf5be)

243 It's more the portmanteau "cuckservative". I'll leave you to research that, but be warned where it may take you.

Beyond that, I will remain silent.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 22, 2016 04:41 PM (9krrF)

I'm aware that it is being used elsewhere, by characters I have no interest in knowing, on sites where I have no interest in going. I don't recall a single incident of it showing up here when it was not used by a particularly nasty, sorry excuse for a human being.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2016 04:48 PM (TOk1P)

244 You want to talk chubby?

One of the candidates, lI get a J Edgar Hoover wiff off of that Puff n'Stuff.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at March 22, 2016 04:48 PM (mcm0N)

245 I always thought that it would take the deaths of a Billionaire's sons or daughters to motivate a non-governmental response to Islam. They would fund a "whatever it takes" approach up to and including nuking Mecca or otherwise discrediting the entire cult.

Reposted from last thread:

An idea I mused on was to create fake ancient writings of Islam that rewrite the Koran into something more like the New Testament - love thy neighbor and such - but it's probably too impractical.

In the end, this will not end well for followers of Islam - an overreaction is bound to happen one way or another. I myself am in the "get it over with" camp - do something big (genocide big) before the Islamists figure out how to engineer a virus that wipes us all out.

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at March 22, 2016 04:48 PM (m40v5)

246 On behalf of the entire testiculo-normative segment of the Horde I can assure you that we would welcome the chance to prove that we would still take you seriously.

Just keep talking, hon. I'm listening.

*brrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrlalalabrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrr...*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2016 04:49 PM (8ZskC)

247 *raises hand*

On behalf of the entire testiculo-normative segment of the Horde I can assure you that we would welcome the chance to prove that we would still take you seriously.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2016 04:39 PM (1xUj/)

Nice try, LOL.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:49 PM (uz/Pv)

248 So I missed all the banning fun?

Posted by: donna at March 22, 2016 04:49 PM (/dSsq)

249 >>And what is Rule #1 class?

Always stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2016 04:49 PM (c84p5)

250 I've received both fish and meat, as a gift, from online sellers. It's decent. It's carefully packaged and iced. It's probably better than your local supplier, if your local supplier sucks.

In my opinion, it's very pricey.

Posted by: mega machines at March 22, 2016 04:50 PM (fbovC)

251 Fine, I had to go look.
B+ max for being ordinary.
So unless she lets her hair down and it's really something, that's my assessment.

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2016 04:50 PM (aQQbl)

252 i take her very seriously.
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2016 04:46 PM (dciA+)

Heh.

Of course you do, Ace, of course you do.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 04:50 PM (uz/Pv)

253 Do any pictures exist of J. Edgar in a dress? Urban legend?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 22, 2016 04:50 PM (WVsWD)

254 #125 Actually, they arrested 200 dissidents the day before he arrived.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 22, 2016 04:50 PM (Kucy5)

255 Second point of order: I thought Bander was an 'ette?

I've given up on figuring out gender here.

And honestly, since "coming out" about my Get Virgin Goats poster on the last thread - and getting NOTHING in the way of support from any of you - I'm kind of re-evaluating everything anyway.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2016 04:50 PM (fiGNd)

256 I like Alito's Bold Justice Blend

Posted by: concrete girl at March 22, 2016 04:50 PM (ceWrl)

257 Second point of order: I thought Bander was an 'ette?

Gender specific avatars due in #twoweeks

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2016 04:51 PM (8ZskC)

258 And what is Rule #1 class?

ME ... ME ... ME ... ME ... ME ...

Pics or it didn't happen !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2016 04:51 PM (fiGNd)

259 BREAKING: Group of FARC rebels including top leader was at Cuba-U.S. baseball game attended by Obama: FARC negotiator

Well...if you can believe Reuters.

I really wonder if anyone in the current Administration really understands how badly the Prez was bitch-slapped here? Do they not understand how foolish they just made our nation look?
Does anyone read The Ugly American (by Burdick and Lederer) anymore?
Damn...are we really this stupid?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2016 04:51 PM (r65B3)

260 Why would you have to buy steaks online?

Just go to a butcher.

I'm pretty sure unless you are in some remote backwater most towns or cities have adequate butcher shops.

Looking at Omaha steaks 25 dollars for a 6oz filet mignon seems a little bit pricey.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 22, 2016 04:51 PM (Vaz6g)

261 Yeah, Cuba is on the cutting edge with the "wave". Much like Obama and his 70's high school/college drunk chats about the coolness of communism. Never learned that lesson obviously.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2016 04:52 PM (U+nHb)

262 Gender specific avatars due in #twoweeks

For how many genders?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2016 04:52 PM (1xUj/)

263 Damn...are we really this stupid?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2016 04:51 PM (r65B3)

Yes

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2016 04:52 PM (TOk1P)

264 Ace,
I'm glad you opened comments again & as far as I'm concerned we are guests here. If you don't want people following rules, it's your home.

I have ? Wrong with eyes & must close them. I have used prescription eye drops 2x & they haven't helped.

Posted by: Carol at March 22, 2016 04:52 PM (sj3Ax)

265 156 I wish karma would hit him with all it's force.Posted by:Beth M

Speaking of karma, anyone else notice the weirdness of Glenn Beck and Ted Cruz? Hard to miss. So today, the day of the Utah primary, when all the Mormons are expected to vote for Ted Cruz - what happens?

Four Mormon missionaries are seriously injured in Brussels. Advantage Donald Trump.

Now, I prefer Cruz, in most areas, but he can't get a break.

Posted by: mega machines at March 22, 2016 04:29 PM (fbovC)

++++

I don't know about the rest of that, but I think Beck is not helping Cruz with his over the top remarks about how true Christians should vote for Cruz. I am skeptical when it comes to the divine, but I was raised in a Christian household and that kind of talk from a political figure puts off Christians and non-Christians alike.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 22, 2016 04:52 PM (R+30W)

266 253 Do any pictures exist of J. Edgar in a dress? Urban legend?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois.
------------
Urban legend based on one snarky comment by a personal enemy.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 22, 2016 04:52 PM (T/5A0)

267 CNN denying there are no go zones, decrying water boarding

The usual

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2016 04:52 PM (zOTsN)

268 Second point of order: I thought Bander was an 'ette?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 22, 2016 04:43 PM (9krrF)

I'm going with no.

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at March 22, 2016 04:52 PM (U86dp)

269 All of this can be traced to the socialist workers' paradise of the Soviet Union.

Cuba, Liberation Theology....it all came from the USSR.

But by all means, let's take a second look at Socialism.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2016 04:53 PM (Zu3d9)

270 Just go to a butcher.

Believe it or not ... our local Kroger has a pretty good meat department.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2016 04:53 PM (fiGNd)

271 I'm going with no.

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at March 22, 2016 04:52 PM (U86dp)

Yeah....his middle name might be a tip-off.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2016 04:53 PM (Zu3d9)

272
I don't know about the rest of that, but I think Beck is not helping Cruz with his over the top remarks about how true Christians should vote for Cruz. I am skeptical when it comes to the divine, but I was raised in a Christian household and that kind of talk from a political figure puts off Christians and non-Christians alike.

I have to agree. Beck is over the top here...

Posted by: donna at March 22, 2016 04:53 PM (/dSsq)

273 Kreplach , Omaha runs a lot of specials where it's worth it.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 22, 2016 04:53 PM (2d71x)

274 The Stormfronters have taken to calling people race cucks, if they're betraying their own race. So new phrases like cuckservative have arisen.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2016 04:43 PM (1xUj/)

I went to Wiki and looked up "cuckservative".

Their explanation seems plausible using the description of "sell out" and RINO, but it sure seems to stretch when trying to associate it with racism. It looks to be what a left wing fanatic would imagine a right wing insulting word to be.

No matter. But it is nice to know what the fuss was about.

Am I clear in the understanding that "Cuckservative" is a word to be avoided here, just to avoid the racist, neo-Nazi aspersions on the website?

Also, am I correct that the old English "cuckold" is still allowed and even encouraged if we happen to be fucking someone's wife?

Posted by: jwest at March 22, 2016 04:54 PM (Zs4uk)

275 You would think that the advance CIA/Secret Service synchronized underage hooker stunt sex team would at least dig up a few good leads during their drunken debaucheries.

Like that FARC members were going to be at the upcoming baseball game.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 22, 2016 04:54 PM (pllgW)

276 I bet he's going to do his darnedest to give them Gitmo for free, maybe with a few more billion dollars thrown in.
Posted by: chique d'afrique

If we truly want to right a "wrong" with Gitmo, shouldn't we give it back to its original owners. I speak of course of the Royal Family of Spain. Now if the current King of Spain wants to give it back to the commies, so be it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2016 04:54 PM (4Sfcv)

277 Believe it or not ... our local Kroger has a pretty good meat department.

Food King is better.

Posted by: Larry Kroger at March 22, 2016 04:54 PM (8ZskC)

278 I just bought a whole ribeye for $125, cut 18 nice steaks from it. Sam's club.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 22, 2016 04:54 PM (xInes)

279 Why would you have to buy steaks online?

Just go to a butcher.

I'm pretty sure unless you are in some remote backwater most towns or cities have adequate butcher shops.

I once bought an entire slab of uncut bacon. Mmmmmmmm.
Cut slices as thick as I wanted.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2016 04:55 PM (uf5be)

280 Yeah....his middle name might be a tip-off.

Although if Bander was an 'ette ... pulling a sly move trying to get a topless shot of Chique' ...

... that would be hot.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2016 04:55 PM (fiGNd)

281 Also, am I correct that the old English "cuckold" is
still allowed and even encouraged if we happen to be fucking someone's
wife?

Posted by: jwest at March 22, 2016 04:54 PM (Zs4uk)

And with that Gem I bid you all adieu until tomorrow. Try not to burn the place down. OK?

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2016 04:55 PM (aQQbl)

282 Always stick your dick in crazy.

Like as if there's a choice.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2016 04:55 PM (qUNWi)

283 Believe it or not ... our local Kroger has a pretty good meat department.

Mine is. Thick sliced bacon for $4.99/lb

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2016 04:56 PM (uf5be)

284 Why would you have to buy steaks online?

Just go to a butcher.

$30/lb, that's why.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2016 04:56 PM (LAe3v)

285 266 253 Do any pictures exist of J. Edgar in a dress? Urban legend?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois.
------------
Urban legend based on one snarky comment by a personal enemy.
Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 22, 2016 04:52 PM (T/5A0)

I don't believe it but it didn't help the rumors being a life long bachelor with a constant male side kick.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 22, 2016 04:56 PM (2d71x)

286 Georgeous, great in bed, sane. Pick two

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 22, 2016 04:56 PM (xInes)

287 >>> Why would you have to buy steaks online?

Second look at Trump Steaks?

Stay away from Omaha Steaks. Ludicrously overpriced and godawful meat. Honestly some of the worst food I've ever had.

Posted by: Damiano at March 22, 2016 04:56 PM (XItbt)

288 That topless protestor is chubby??? Yikes. I wish I was that 'chubby'.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2016 04:57 PM (Ux3zV)

289 As a rule, I can't come close to beating Prime at Costco. And to my surprise, yes, there is a difference.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2016 04:57 PM (LAe3v)

290 I don't know about the rest of that, but I think Beck is not helping Cruz with his over the top remarks about how true Christians should vote for Cruz. I am skeptical when it comes to the divine, but I was raised in a Christian household and that kind of talk from a political figure puts off Christians and non-Christians alike.

I have to agree. Beck is over the top here...
Posted by: donna

Why isn't Cruz being forced to disavow Glenn Beck? The two have campaigned arm-in-arm for a while now. He's not just some guy on the radio.

Beck is really going to find life hard after all of this with his listeners.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 22, 2016 04:57 PM (7e1qS)

291 Why would you have to buy steaks online?

Just go to a butcher.

No, butcher shop is no good. Trump steaks are the classiest steaks. You can get them at my clubs. I have the best clubs...

so at my clubs you can drink Trump wine...that Lyin' guy says that Trump Vodka failed...I bought a winery, what does he care what kind of booze I sell? Anyway the steaks are so good because we feed them steak, not even steak really, we feed veal to our little baby veals...

Posted by: Teh Donald at March 22, 2016 04:57 PM (1xUj/)

292 Does anyone order meat online? I mean is that a thing?

Posted by: Max Power at March 22, 2016 04:38 PM (q177U)

When I'm feeling too lazy to go "shopping"

I frequently order-

Trump Hobo Filets.

The finest free-range hobos are culled from the wild then fed choice garbage from Trump Hotels and Casinos

given Trump Vodka to drink and massage daily with Trump Cologne.

The filets come 4 to a box and they are YUUUGE.

I think I'll grill one up tonight and top it with Trump Golden Anchovy Steak Sauce

Mmmmmm.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2016 04:57 PM (0cMkb)

293 Kroger chicken is injected. Blech.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2016 04:57 PM (qUNWi)

294 I really wonder if anyone in the current Administration really understands how badly the Prez was bitch-slapped here? Do they not understand how foolish they just made our nation look?
Does anyone read The Ugly American (by Burdick and Lederer) anymore?
Damn...are we really this stupid?--------Diogenes

They don't think it makes them look bad at all. In fact, the opposite. They could care less how America looks.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW SPI at March 22, 2016 04:57 PM (uhftQ)

295 Also, am I correct that the old English "cuckold" is
still allowed and even encouraged if we happen to be fucking someone's wife?

jwest ... they say confession is good for the soul. You know - if you need to.

Personally - I've never had one of these "soul" things everyone goes on and on about. Looks like a good deal, though.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2016 04:58 PM (fiGNd)

296 249 >>And what is Rule #1 class?
Always stick your dick in crazy.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2016 04:49 PM (c84p5)

Sometimes the crazy grabs hold of you and does it all on its own.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at March 22, 2016 04:58 PM (pQgsb)

297 J.Edgar was supposedly asexual,just not interested.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2016 04:58 PM (B48dK)

298 That topless protestor is chubby??? Yikes. I wish I was that 'chubby'.

Plus, she appears to have a superior support structure. Very round, etc.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2016 04:58 PM (LAe3v)

299 267 CNN denying there are no go zones

I get a kick out of all the denial of this. I was in Brussels in 1993 and there were no go zones then. Oh well, denial is a safe place I guess.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2016 04:58 PM (4Sfcv)

300 Kroger chicken is injected. Blech.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2016 04:57 PM (qUNWi)

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 22, 2016 04:58 PM (8ZskC)

301 Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 22, 2016 04:56 PM (xInes)

One of the three is imaginary, so obviously gorgeous and great in bed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2016 04:58 PM (Zu3d9)

302 In all honesty, what will it take for the rank-and-file Left to turn on Barack Obama?

If he isn't an outright traitor working for the other side (anyone not the United States), he sure as hell should be charged with Dereliction of Duty.

If we have a few Paris-level attacks on US soil, would THAT be enough? Or is the media stranglehold so great that The Precious is immune?

Sorry, just really down over the Belgium attack, and the fact that no one really seems to be waking up.

Ace, I know you don't know me from Adam, but thanks for giving this little pug a place to come by.

Posted by: acethepug at March 22, 2016 04:58 PM (Z6yF/)

303 Forget the waterboarding, when you catch a terrorist you need to hang him by his thumbs and then put the 120 vac to his crotch over and over again till he talks. And then once he talks, kill him with a shot to his head so there's no crying about how long he's gotta stay in jail on down the road. Get the gun, bang, it's simple, all over in a day.

This is a war. That's how you fight a real war.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2016 04:59 PM (/jecC)

304 Georgeous, great in bed, sane. Pick two

This truth hurts.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2016 04:59 PM (qUNWi)

305 Trump steaks are the classiest steaks.

I dunno. I found that I kept having to pick gold leaf out of my teeth.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2016 04:59 PM (LAe3v)

306 So this red-headed white witch in Hansel & Gretel, Witch Hunters is smoking hot and may have stolen my soul.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2016 05:00 PM (QWtgr)

307 Posted by: jwest at March 22, 2016 04:54 PM (Zs4uk)

In porn, it's usually a black dude doing the cuckolding. This is where they make the racist connotation.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 22, 2016 05:00 PM (2d71x)

308 286 Georgeous, great in bed, sane. Pick two

GiB & sane. Any day of the week.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2016 05:00 PM (uf5be)

309 That topless protestor is chubby??? Yikes. I wish I was that 'chubby'.
Posted by: IC at March 22, 2016 04:57 PM (Ux3zV)

I know!

I was around her size at my skinniest, I think, and let's just say I am not at my skinniest any more.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 05:00 PM (uz/Pv)

310 Trump steaks are the classiest steaks.

Got some Trump champagne to go with those Trump steaks?

Posted by: donna at March 22, 2016 05:00 PM (/dSsq)

311 And, comments are back!!! Hooray!

Seems like a good spot for this bit on Castro I've been saving...

"Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is still in the hospital with a serious
medical condition. Castro said that a half century of Communist rule
seemed like a good idea right up until the point he was rushed to the
hospital in a '55 Oldsmobile." --Conan O'Brien

Posted by: Theresa D., the Fab one at March 22, 2016 05:00 PM (MeXxt)

312 Second point of order: I thought Bander was an 'ette?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 22, 2016 04:43 PM (9krrF)

Just because he has a snatch?

Bro

It's 2016

Posted by: Phone of kari at March 22, 2016 05:01 PM (8Ezb0)

313 Posted by: pep at March 22, 2016 04:57 PM (LAe3v)

Costco has some nice butcher shops.

The one I frequent has prime deckle for $17/lb.

That might be the best cut of beef!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2016 05:01 PM (Zu3d9)

314 Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at March 22, 2016 04:52 PM (U86dp)

I thought about you last night while I was reading. Specifically, I was seriously suspecting that you might use the nom de plume "Thomas A. Watson."

http://tinyurl.com/hvv423l

To be even more specific, I was pretty convinced you're the author whilst I was reading the interrogation scene.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 22, 2016 05:01 PM (GUBah)

315
"In all honesty, what will it take for the rank-and-file Left to turn on Barack Obama?"

He would have to endorse Ted Cruz. Seriously. That and no other.

other than that, he could cook and eat a baby on live TV and they'd still love him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2016 05:01 PM (/jecC)

316 GiB sane. Any day of the week.

Posted by: rickb223

Call me, sailor.

Posted by: Melissa Click at March 22, 2016 05:01 PM (LAe3v)

317 Cuba is a beautiful place with abundant natural resources.
In any sane world it would be prosperous.

Posted by: navybrat at March 22, 2016 05:01 PM (8QGte)

318 Is this comment thing new? I like it.

Posted by: Tom Seaver at March 22, 2016 05:01 PM (cEvZ8)

319 OK ... googled up Trump Topless Protester.

Yeah - I'd hit it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2016 05:01 PM (fiGNd)

320 http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/144.jpg

Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2016 05:02 PM (DL2i+)

321 Define "great in bed."

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2016 05:02 PM (U+nHb)

322 285---I don't believe it but it didn't help the rumors being a life long bachelor with a constant male side kick.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 22, 2016 04:56 PM (2d71x)
------------
Well, yeah, one might suspect something odd. But being gay, even IF he was, doesn't mean he was a cross-dresser. NTTIAWWI.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 22, 2016 05:02 PM (T/5A0)

323 286 Georgeous, great in bed, sane. Pick two
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 22, 2016 04:56 PM (xInes)

_____

That's easy. Gorgeous and great in bed. All women are insane, so that's a moot point.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 22, 2016 05:02 PM (0LHZx)

324 @309, Chique. Yup, six years ago I was probably that size. I still have bigger boobs though..haha...to go with everything else that is bigger.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2016 05:02 PM (Ux3zV)

325 @292

Steak sauce on long pork?

Heathen.

Posted by: Damiano at March 22, 2016 05:03 PM (XItbt)

326 What are Cuba's natural resources?

Serious question.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2016 05:03 PM (U+nHb)

327 I hope they are currently giving Abdul Salam a colonic with Topo Chico

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2016 05:03 PM (zOTsN)

328 He would have to endorse Ted Cruz. Seriously. That and no other.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2016 05:01 PM (/jecC)

If he did endorse Ted, the next day Salon would have "Second Look at Senator Cruz" as its top headline.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 22, 2016 05:03 PM (0LHZx)

329
Define "great in bed."

She will have sex with you.

Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 22, 2016 05:03 PM (o2321)

330 Ladies ... you know the rules.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (fiGNd)

331 So...did Obama wear his mom jeans to the game?

It would be stellar if someone sneaked a video of that time he "threw" the first pitch into Cuba and played it on the jumbotron.

Or the B/W 26" CRT-tron, or whatever they have in Cuba.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (pllgW)

332 >>203 Does anyone order meat online? I mean is that a thing?
Posted by: Max Power at March 22, 2016 04:38 PM

Fossil Farms for game.

Allen Brothers for veal.

Smoking Goose for sausages & cured meats.

We've actually had some luck with Omaha Steaks. My husband taunts them by filling up a "shopping cart" then not ordering... that causes them to keep sending him better and better offers, until it's finally worthwhile. We don't use them for beef but for veal and fish. Allen Brothers is better-quality, but if you're patient, you can get decent prices at Omaha.

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (t5zYU)

333 I thought about you last night while I was reading. Specifically, I was seriously suspecting that you might use the nom de plume "Thomas A. Watson."

http://tinyurl.com/hvv423l

To be even more specific, I was pretty convinced you're the author whilst I was reading the interrogation scene.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 22, 2016 05:01 PM (GUBah)

Ha! But, sadly, that's not me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Sure why not at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (U86dp)

334 googled up Trump Topless Protester.

I'd hardly call Her thick...

Posted by: donna at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (/dSsq)

335 Georgeous, great in bed, sane. Pick two

Pffft, gorgeous and good in bed. Sanity is a relative thing. *I* know how to talk to women.

*emerges from two-year relationship the spitting image of Wile E Coyote post-explosives*

Posted by: Phone of kari at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (8Ezb0)

336 Yo
Farc is still a thing?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (B1rg0)

337 326 What are Cuba's natural resources?

Serious question.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2016 05:03 PM (U+nHb)

___

Beaches. Sugar. Hot women.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (0LHZx)

338
What are Cuba's natural resources?

Sugar cane, I think.

And green banana things.

Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (o2321)

339 326, they are drilling oil off FL because we can't.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (xInes)

340 306 So this red-headed white witch in Hansel & Gretel, Witch Hunters is smoking hot and may have stolen my soul.
Posted by: Sharkman

Gemma Arterton or Joanna Kulig? Well, Gemma wasn't the witch so you must mean Joanna. I prefer Gemma.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (4Sfcv)

341 What are Cuba's natural resources?

If memory serves, they have significant nickel deposits.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (LAe3v)

342 Oh and La Tienda is great for Spanish foods, including some fresh veggies and cured meats.

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at March 22, 2016 05:05 PM (t5zYU)

343 295 Also, am I correct that the old English "cuckold" is
still allowed and even encouraged if we happen to be fucking someone's wife?

jwest ... they say confession is good for the soul. You know - if you need to.

Personally - I've never had one of these "soul" things everyone goes on and on about. Looks like a good deal, though.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2016 04:58 PM (fiGNd)

Soul???? well.... my first girlfriend was a RedHead.... sooooooo.....

Posted by: Don Quixote at March 22, 2016 05:05 PM (RK8AH)

344 Posted by: jwest at March 22, 2016 04:54 PM (Zs4uk)

And with that Gem I bid you all adieu until tomorrow. Try not to burn the place down. OK?

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2016 04:55 PM (aQQbl)

This is why I will occasionally note that jewst is a particularly insidious form of troll. He plays these silly games, sucking people into conversations with him, so he can get off on being a putz.

It's easy to fall for it. Many people do.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2016 05:05 PM (TOk1P)

345 "What are Cuba's natural resources? "

Beaches, water, fishing, timber, tobacco, corn, sugar, rum.
Just a few come to mind.
Many islands are prosperous with a lot less.

Posted by: navybrat at March 22, 2016 05:05 PM (8QGte)

346 One of the bombers got away? What was he -- a supervisor?

https://goo.gl/yx3r1Q

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 22, 2016 05:05 PM (iQIUe)

347 I'm Thomas A. Watson

Posted by: Phone of kari at March 22, 2016 05:05 PM (8Ezb0)

348 What are Cuba's natural resources?

Access to the Gulf Stream and Hemingway's favorite fishing.

Fine cigars lovingly hand-rolled on the soft brown thighs of Cuban virgins.

The only extant population of free-range Edsels.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2016 05:05 PM (1xUj/)

349 @309, Chique. Yup, six years ago I was probably that size. I still have bigger boobs though..haha...to go with everything else that is bigger.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2016 05:02 PM (Ux3zV)

Note to self: IC has boobs. Thus, likely an 'ette.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2016 05:05 PM (8ZskC)

350 Define "great in bed."

She will have sex with you.
Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 22, 2016 05:03 PM (o2321)

-----

As I suspected.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2016 05:06 PM (U+nHb)

351 Georgeous, great in bed, sane. Pick two

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 22, 2016 04:56 PM (xInes)

Time to break out the hot/crazy matrix again?

https://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU

Posted by: Country Singer at March 22, 2016 05:06 PM (GUBah)

352 What are Cuba's natural resources?

Serious question.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2016 05:03 PM (U+nHb)

Cigars . Beautiful cigars.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at March 22, 2016 05:06 PM (2d71x)

353 >>>Cuba is a beautiful place with abundant natural resources. In any sane world it would be prosperous.
****

Also true about Mexico and Venezuela.

Yet people still can't make the connection between social and economic failure and communism and socialism.

Posted by: Damiano at March 22, 2016 05:06 PM (XItbt)

354 Cuba's natural resources are comprised of Zika virus mosquitoes and warehousesof old Chevy parts.

Posted by: kraken at March 22, 2016 05:06 PM (sdxPm)

355 Note to self: IC has boobs. Thus, likely an 'ette.

Original or newly minted?
Sincerely,

Caitlin Jenner...

Posted by: donna at March 22, 2016 05:07 PM (/dSsq)

356 I prefer Gemma.

Agreed. Her upper lip is almost prehensile.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2016 05:07 PM (LAe3v)

357 I have to agree. Beck is over the top here...

Posted by: donna at March 22, 2016 04:53 PM

Beck has seriously gone around the bend. I am not saying it factiously. He's got some "issues". and his rhetoric I think has the reverse effect like Mittens did.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2016 05:07 PM (btH0m)

358 Yeah, I don't think she's chubby either. She just doesn't have anime proportions. Which is funny, because her name is "anna mi."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 22, 2016 05:07 PM (4/i9Y)

359 309, Chique. Yup, six years ago I was probably that size. I still have bigger boobs though..haha...to go with everything else that is bigger.
Posted by: IC at March 22, 2016 05:02 PM (Ux3zV)

Me, too! Which is why I don't want to lose too much weight. I recently saw a picture of a more svelte me, and let's just say I wasn't very impressed with my chestular area.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2016 05:07 PM (uz/Pv)

360 Ha! But, sadly, that's not me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Sure why not at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (U86dp)

---
I'm Thomas A. Watson

Posted by: Phone of kari at March 22, 2016 05:05 PM (8Ezb0)

You should send AtC a signed copy...

Posted by: Country Singer at March 22, 2016 05:07 PM (GUBah)

361 I really wonder if anyone in the current Administration really understands how badly the Prez was bitch-slapped here? Do they not understand how foolish they just made our nation look?
Does anyone read The Ugly American (by Burdick and Lederer) anymore?
Damn...are we really this stupid?

No.
No.
No.
Yes.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 22, 2016 05:07 PM (9MbCY)

362 I'd hardly call Her thick...

Me neither ... but in all fairness, I subscribe to some wisdom passed down from GrandPappyScogg to OldManScogg, who passed it on to me ...

Son, don't cull nuthin'. Just don't tell anybody about it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2016 05:07 PM (fiGNd)

363 Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (t5zYU)

That is clever and devious.

I love it!

[You married a Joooo?]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2016 05:08 PM (Zu3d9)

364 "C'mon guys, can't I just eat my Cuban"

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2016 05:08 PM (btH0m)

365 I'm convinced that people just don't care.

Posted by: biscuits mccoy at March 22, 2016 05:08 PM (/m8Gf)

366 345 "What are Cuba's natural resources? "

Beaches, water, fishing, timber, tobacco, corn, sugar, rum.

baseball players.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2016 05:08 PM (4Sfcv)

367 >>Georgeous, great in bed, sane. Pick two

I will not accept this false choice.

Posted by: Barry at March 22, 2016 05:08 PM (c7vUv)

368 306. I'll take the chick who played gretel
Tight leather pants and tons of cleavage and can kick my ass
Oh hell yes

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 22, 2016 05:09 PM (B1rg0)

369 I lump Glen Beck in with George Nouri, as in I don't listen because that shit can rub off.

Posted by: kraken at March 22, 2016 05:09 PM (sdxPm)

370 Thanks, Navybrat. I didn't disagree with you, I was just wondering if there was some particular asset like guano or something.

Yes, given capitalism, Cuba should be rolling in it.

Although, aren't we one of the only countries that don't have relations with Cuba. I thought most others do, why aren't they rolling in that sweet, sweet, tourist money?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2016 05:09 PM (U+nHb)

371 If memory serves, they have significant nickel deposits.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (LAe3v)

So does the piggy bank Dr. Jill gave me!

Posted by: Choo Choo Joey B. at March 22, 2016 05:09 PM (GUBah)

372 TFG actually did the wave at the game. But he's so fucking effeminate that it looked like a surrender. Which is not far from the reality of the situation.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2016 05:09 PM (btH0m)

373 The lefties are emotionally invested in the pResident. They can't see his faults because it would make them wrong, and they can't be wrong.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 22, 2016 05:09 PM (xInes)

374

FARC Commander Karina:

Miguel Antonio Paez told CNN en Espanol that he remembers well the woman who, with a band of guerrillas, stopped the bus he was on in 2004 in northwest Colombia, ordered him and the other passengers off and the bus be burned.

"The commander of that guerrilla group ; a dark-haired woman, tall, with one eye missing; called herself Karina," he said.

"She ordered me tied up. Here, I have the marks from the wires, and there, while I was tied up, she lopped off my penis and testicles and I remained castrated for all my life."

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 22, 2016 05:10 PM (iQIUe)

375 This blog has been therapeutic as fuck today. Hopefully other morons have tossed some sheckels in Ace's tip cup. I love this blog.

Posted by: Hilary's merkin/trumps toupee at March 22, 2016 05:10 PM (Rnn2F)

376 "C'mon guys, can't I just eat my Cuban"

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2016 05:08 PM (btH0m)

No. You're not allowed to be a fan of the Dallas basketball team either.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2016 05:10 PM (TOk1P)

377 Georgeous, great in bed, sane. Pick two
I will not accept this false choice.
Posted by: Barry at March 22, 2016 05:08 PM (c7vUv)

A unicorn hunter! I commend you. "Seek and ye shall find... "

Posted by: Phone of kari at March 22, 2016 05:10 PM (8Ezb0)

378 Obama doing what Obama does....loving mass murdering commies while hating on white folks and the Rayciss USA...ho hum.

The Europeans remind me of the wife whose husband, the muzzie terrorists and their ilk, comes along every few weeks and knocks her teeth down her throat or breaks her nose or just pimp slaps her ass for fun and when the smoke clears she is all "Oh don't blame him it's my fault I provoked him!" routine.

Looks like a lot more teeth are gonna have to get knocked out before the bitch gets it....or dies first.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2016 05:10 PM (ej1L0)

379 372 TFG actually did the wave at the game. But he's so fucking effeminate that it looked like a surrender. Which is not far from the reality of the situation.

Yup. All that was missing was the white flag... or hankie...

Posted by: donna at March 22, 2016 05:10 PM (/dSsq)

380 why aren't they rolling in that sweet, sweet, tourist money?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2016 05:09 PM (U+nHb)

They will be soon. The next Five-Year Plan is the one that will work!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2016 05:10 PM (Zu3d9)

381 Fidel has 90 million in the bank

Raul has 100 million in the bank

The rest of the world has been trading with them for decades

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2016 05:10 PM (zOTsN)

382 I had forgotten about their guano mines.

Posted by: kraken at March 22, 2016 05:10 PM (sdxPm)

383 363 Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at March 22, 2016 05:04 PM (t5zYU)

That is clever and devious.

I love it!

[You married a Joooo?]
-------

Heh!
I think it's the door-to-insurance salesman gene from his dad.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at March 22, 2016 05:11 PM (t5zYU)

384 The lefties are emotionally invested in the pResident. They can't see his faults because it would make them wrong, and they can't be wrong.

Chief ... I don't think the Left exactly has the market cornered on that this year.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2016 05:11 PM (fiGNd)

385 350 Define "great in bed."

She will have sex with you.
Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 22, 2016 05:03 PM (o2321)

-----

As I suspected.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2016 05:06 PM (U+nHb)

Gorgeous, sane chicks tend to just lay there. If they're sane but fat or ugly, they work harder out of gratitude/ desperation. Crazy... self explanatory.

Or that could be because there are no such thing as sane women, resulting in no sex.

Posted by: Damiano at March 22, 2016 05:11 PM (XItbt)

386 382 I had forgotten about their guano mines.

Posted by: kraken at March 22, 2016 05:10 PM (sdxPm)

shitty memory?

Posted by: Don Quixote at March 22, 2016 05:12 PM (RK8AH)

387 Guano caves!

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2016 05:12 PM (U+nHb)

388 Gorgeous, sane chicks tend to just lay there. If they're sane but fat or ugly, they work harder out of gratitude/ desperation. Crazy... self explanatory.

Or that could be because there are no such thing as sane women, resulting in no sex.

This comment should have been by Venn diagram.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2016 05:12 PM (8ZskC)

389 A unicorn hunter! I commend you. "Seek and ye shall find... "

Posted by: Phone of kari at March 22, 2016 05:10 PM (8Ezb0)

I used to say "attractive, sane, single, and reasonably close to my age."

I never found more than three in any one package. Alas, the one missing tended to be "single."

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2016 05:13 PM (TOk1P)

390 Caves, mines, its all dark on the inside.

Posted by: kraken at March 22, 2016 05:13 PM (sdxPm)

391 The one I've always seen is - Sane, Good Looking, Single. Pick Two.

(Works for both genders, usually.)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 22, 2016 05:13 PM (4/i9Y)

392 What are Cuba's natural resources?

If memory serves, they have significant nickel deposits.

From the old casinos and slots?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2016 05:14 PM (iGewq)

393 367 >>Georgeous, great in bed, sane. Pick two

You'd like to pick two
You'd settle for one.
You'll get none. And be grateful.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 22, 2016 05:14 PM (pllgW)

394 "Georgeous, great in bed, sane. Pick two"

lemme see...
1. none of them are sane
2. sooner or later, they will withhold sex, either to get something or punish you
3. they'll fancy up for w*rk or going out, but you'll get sweat pants, baggy jeans and hat hair...

might as well just look at the purse, like J. Giles said. the rest of it is just a trap.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 22, 2016 05:15 PM (5wiY1)

395 An addon to the attributes of a desirable woman is one not able to pass the Turing test. Just ask the Japanese.

Posted by: kraken at March 22, 2016 05:15 PM (sdxPm)

396 The one I've always seen is - Sane, Good Looking, Single. Pick Two.

One of my favorite Bond scenes is where he meets Vesper in Casino Royale. She warns him off funny business and he says "don't worry, you're not my type".

Vesper: "What, smart?"

Bond: "No, single."

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2016 05:16 PM (1xUj/)

397 The tiny Cayman islands, on the other hand, practically bereft of any natural resources, yet prosperous.

Posted by: navybrat at March 22, 2016 05:16 PM (8QGte)

398 Actually the worst combo is beautiful and dumb. The brain can be as attractive and or lack of one unattractive. I briefly dated a girl in college who was drop dead gorgeous, way out of my league in fact. I couldn't stand to spend more than a couple hours with her (she was actually pretty good in the scackaroo too) But she was brick fucking stupid and it took every ounce of energy I had to not scream. I broke up with her because she had the intelligence of a house plant.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2016 05:17 PM (btH0m)

399 The tiny Cayman islands, on the other hand, practically bereft of any natural resources, yet prosperous.

Natural resources - banking.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2016 05:18 PM (iGewq)

400 Gorgeous and GiB. Much practice will bring about the third.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2016 05:19 PM (kTF2Z)

401 All threads are inherently boobeh and gun threads. Other content exists only so people caught browsing at work can say they were reading a smart military blog.

Posted by: Damiano at March 22, 2016 04:36 PM
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OK, that made me laugh. Thank you.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 22, 2016 05:19 PM (Dhht7)

402 I'm envious, Minnfidel. I knew a couple of georgeous girls in college too. One of them would copy my homework, and I got to be seen with her. Another one would invite me over to bitch about her boyfriend that went to another. That shit got old fast. The plain ones I could go out and get drunk with, and do sleepovers with.
Plain is good.

Posted by: kraken at March 22, 2016 05:21 PM (sdxPm)

403 381 Fidel has 90 million in the bank

Raul has 100 million in the bank

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2016 05:10 PM (zOTsN)
----------------
I'm skeptical, even if that's just an estimate of their cash assets.
Hard to believe they have so little after so long.
Hugo Chavez had over 2 billion (that we know about) when he died.
Of course, Venezuela has oil, but still.....

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 22, 2016 05:21 PM (T/5A0)

404 Never had a problem with the "single" element of gorgeous/ single/ sane/ good in bed. Particularly in the gorgeous/ sane/ intelligent combination. It turns out that hot intelligent women tend to intimidate a lot of guys and they have trouble getting dates.

It is important, I feel to define intelligent and sane as separate categories. Like mentioned above, I've got no patience for hot and dumb. Watch out for hot and intelligent but not necessarily sane. Very dangerous.

Posted by: Damiano at March 22, 2016 05:26 PM (XItbt)

405 Nickel deposits. Wonder how much they make on exports.

And the Castros have hundreds of millions in a poor, poor country, how does that happen, Obama?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2016 05:27 PM (U+nHb)

406 Ace

I hope suggestions like this are not out of line but part of the benefit of public execution is not only getting rid of a particular individual but the educational and probative effect it has on the observers. There is a reason that they put the heads of the executed on sticks by the gate into town and there is a reason that fresh heads get more attention than ones that have been there for a while.

Perhaps Pixy could add a script to the banhammer that would post the name and time of the most recent banning to the sidebar. The sight of a recent banning might exert a moderating effect on the inflamed passions of some and save you the trouble of having to explain the rules yet again to people who should know them by now.

Posted by: obnoxious ahole at March 22, 2016 05:32 PM (MpvuV)

407 Resisting calls to return to the U.S., President Obama released his detailed plan to defeat the insurgents.

"Now, the Matanzas Mensheviks are the home team today. But they can defeat the Bayamo Bolsheviks if they get some better fielding, replace Hernandez at shortstop with a young minor leaguer, and let their designated hitters rest up."

Seriously, Cruz is wrong about this one; the farther away Obama stays, the better off we'll will be. It would be great if he went to the moon.

If he hadn't already gutted our space program I mean.

Posted by: The Gipper at March 22, 2016 05:48 PM (l0bW1)

408 Wow, he even managed to disgrace the national pastime on this trip.

I think Barack is going for the homerun - all that's left is giving away Gitmo and he can head for the plate.

Posted by: Original Budman at March 22, 2016 05:58 PM (0h3HM)

409 This dude is really something.

Posted by: dogfish at March 22, 2016 06:02 PM (SSeCw)

410 @309, Chique. Yup, six years ago I was probably that size. I still have bigger boobs though..haha...to go with everything else that is bigger.
Posted by: IC at March 22, 2016 05:02 PM (Ux3zV)

You know the rules....

Posted by: Blano at March 22, 2016 06:10 PM (sdPF/)

411 Comments, how do they work?
I have a sadz, little one is getting ear work, soon.
Not my kids, but they are in teaching, not so much the hammer of discipline, and he'll be having the ear tube thing

Great kids, both. Yep.
How lucky am I?
Plenty.

Posted by: micky at March 22, 2016 06:30 PM (o5vMc)

412 A-fuckin-mazing. no words.

Posted by: oddnot not liking these times at March 22, 2016 06:47 PM (g1MTt)

413 Obama calls for more diversity in Baseball, not so much in basketball.

Posted by: Buffalbob at March 22, 2016 06:48 PM (8nL8o)

414 We have learned to accept the 15000 dead Americans murdered each year for non political reasons
I think we can accept a few dozen from terrorists

Posted by: Bubba at March 22, 2016 07:28 PM (leLEi)

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