MSNBC Has "Taken" Melissa Harris-Perry's Show and Reassigned Her to "Inconsequential" Weekend Slot; She Says MSNBC Is Changing the "Racial Composition" of Their On-Air Team

"It's my nature," said the scorpion, as they both sunk to the river's bottom.

Here's a letter she allegedly wrote to inform her "Nerdland" viewers of her snit.


Dearest Nerds,

As you know by now, my name appears on the weekend schedule for MSNBC programming from South Carolina this Saturday and Sunday. I appreciate that many of you responded to this development with relief and enthusiasm. To know that you have missed working with me even a fraction of how much Iíve missed working with all of you is deeply moving. However, as of this morning, I do not have any intention of hosting this weekend. Because this is a decision that affects all of you, I wanted to take a moment to explain my reasoning.

Some unknown decision-maker, presumably Andy Lack or Phil Griffin, has added my name to this spreadsheet, but nothing has changed in the posture of the MSNBC leadership team toward me or toward our show. Putting me on air seems to be a decision being made solely to save face because there is a growing chorus of questions from our viewers about my notable absence from MSNBC coverage.

Social media has noted the dramatic change in editorial tone and racial composition of MSNBCís on-air coverage. In addition, Dylan Byers of CNN has made repeated inquiries with MSNBCís leadership and with me about the show and what appears to be its cancellation. I have not responded to reporters or social media inquiries. However, I am not willing to appear on air in order to quell concerns about the disappearance of our show and our voice.

Our voice.

Here is the reality: our show was taken -- without comment or discussion or notice -- in the midst of an election season. After four years of building an audience, developing a brand, and developing trust with our viewers, we were effectively and utterly silenced.

Lot of drama here over someone's show being "taken" due to, I assume, poor ratings, and general silliness.

Now, MSNBC would like me to appear for four inconsequential hours to read news that they deem relevant without returning to our team any of the editorial control and authority that makes MHP Show distinctive.

More drama-- that they deem relevant. So conspiratorial!

Dude you lost your show because you suck. Persevere to endure. Rub some dirt on it. Walk it off. Put some butter on it.

Hey, remember when you reminded yourself of what real "working hard" was, with that picture of the family of slaves? Maybe you should show yourself that picture.

The purpose of this decision seems to be to provide cover for MSNBC, not to provide voice for MHP Show.

Yes, that's what happens when you lose our show.

I will not be used as a tool for their purposes. I am not a token, mammy, or little brown bobble head. I am not owned by Lack, Griffin, or MSNBC.

Like I said, remind yourself of how outraged you were that someone said they "worked hard," and how that slave family were the ones who really worked hard.

Are you really claiming that MSNBC is trying to enslave you?

I love our show. I want it back. I have wept more tears than I can count and I find this deeply painful, but I donít want back on air at any cost. I am only willing to return when that return happens under certain terms.

Maybe they took your show because you were always weeping more tears than you could count, and they were like, "I don't want to deal with this blubbering imbecile."

Oh but it's like slavery.


Undoubtedly, television nurtures the egos of those of us who find ourselves in front of bright lights and big cameras.

Maybe, just a little.

Maybe the light is beginning to dawn on her.

I am sure ego is informing my own pain in this moment, but...

"But." Nope! No self-realization.

Right dude they're enslaving you.

...there is a level of professional decency, respect, and communication that has been denied this show for years.

Because it's not very good, it's silly, and you wear tampons as earrings.

And now you're telling me you cry all the time like a crazyperson

And the utter insulting absurdity of the past few weeks exceeds anything I can countenance.

From your own self-description, you can't countenance a lot of things. What, with all the crying and stuff of countless tears rolling down your cheeks into puddles of sad.


I have stayed in the same hotels where MSNBC has been broadcasting in Iowa, in New Hampshire, and in South Carolina, yet I have been shut out from coverage.

You know who else got to stay at the same hotels as other on-air television personalities, but then who were denied on-air hits?

Slaves did, that's who.

I have a PhD in political science and have taught American voting and elections at some of the nationís top universities for nearly two decades, yet I have been deemed less worthy to weigh in than relative novices and certified liars.

So many credentials!

Did you also get a Ph.D. in Crying Too Many Tears to Count? Because if not, it sounds like you're just a few credits short!

Hey, let's hear some more bragging about yourself.


I have hosted a weekly program on this network for four years and contributed to election coverage on this network for nearly eight years...

I'm noticing no words like "I have consistently won my time slot" or "I have succeeded in increasing ratings from our lead-in."

... but no one on the third floor has even returned an email, called me, or initiated or responded to any communication of any kind from me for nearly a month.

Maybe they were worried you would cry, and there would be too many tears to count.

It is profoundly hurtful to realize that I work for people who find my considerable expertise and editorial judgment valueless to the coverage they are creating.

That's a direct quote from a slave's journal.


While MSNBC may believe that I am worthless, I know better. I know who I am. I know why MHP Show is unique and valuable. I will not sell short myself or this show. I am not hungry for empty airtime.

It sounds like you're hungry for water, because you're dehydrated, on account of all the crying.

I care only about substantive, meaningful, and autonomous work. When we can do that, I will return --not a moment earlier. I am deeply sorry for the ways that this decision makes life harder for all of you. You mean more to me than you can imagine.

One "you" does not make up for a plethora of "I's."

Yours always,

Melissa

There's a post-script, but I can't make it out, as the ink is all smeared from countless tears of crying and Not Countenancing.

Posted by: Ace at 09:02 PM




Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2016 09:04 PM (dciA+)

2 Harrith-Perry better thstuff a tampon in it, thath gonna bleed.

Posted by: Colonel Haiku at February 26, 2016 09:05 PM (Y8JQ4)

3 RIP Don Knotts.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:05 PM (Nwg0u)

4 I have a mentoring program if she's looking for a new line of work.

Posted by: Roxy Raye at February 26, 2016 09:06 PM (zmW4B)

5 MHP being replaced/rubbed out by Liam Nieeson?

THAT will indeed raise ratings.

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:06 PM (Y8V/1)

6 Got that 140 character knack, doncha.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 26, 2016 09:07 PM (xiHJn)

7 Was she one of the people that the new head of the network demanded a "Highlight" reel of last year or so? The Ed Show was one of those too wasn't it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:07 PM (zt+N6)

8 Technically, the letter was addressed to her show's staff, thus "our voice," but reposting on Medium kinda betrays that purpose.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:07 PM (21hN3)

9 Earring manufacturers hardest hit

Posted by: AE at February 26, 2016 09:08 PM (+ft6G)

10 Wait...Leslie Nielson is replacing MHP?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:08 PM (zmW4B)

11 Got that 140 character knack, doncha.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 26, 2016 09:07 PM (xiHJn)[/iu]

I think I'd describe it more as a "tic" than a "knack."

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:08 PM (Y8V/1)

12 "Nerds"

I'm guessing they're the kind of "nerds" that think Clockmed is a child prodigy and Star Wars is science fiction

Posted by: disgusting oratory at February 26, 2016 09:09 PM (s6/4z)

13 I was reading the Medium piece while listening to this particular track of music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjomF2OK9o

Try it. Free schadenfreude.

Posted by: geewhiz at February 26, 2016 09:10 PM (LG9Ah)

14 What will they do with themselves if they achieve a post-racial America?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:10 PM (jR7Wy)

15 I think that was pretty concise snark. Knack.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (xiHJn)

16 I've got to say, what's most impressive is that with all the bolding and unbolding that ace didn't barrel himself.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (zt+N6)

17 Olbermann, Olbermann, wherefore art though Olbermann?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (Nwg0u)

18 They gon' put y'all back in chains, thank god.

Posted by: Joey Biden, Paste Eater at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (/f6Nd)

19 i left the black diamonds in though.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (dciA+)

20 Comedy. Gold.

Also, has anyone ever managed to count how many tears they were crying?

Posted by: T at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (NctcF)

21 Those tampon earrings can work wonders on a sandy vagina.



(sorry, that's two manhattans talking)

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:12 PM (+eR2D)

22 One word. Matlock.

Posted by: Colonel Haiku at February 26, 2016 09:12 PM (Y8JQ4)

23 Welcome back, Ace!

Posted by: ArthurK at February 26, 2016 09:12 PM (h53OH)

24 Also, has anyone ever managed to count how many tears they were crying?
Posted by: T at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (NctcF)


99.

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM (Y8V/1)

25 #BlackShowsMatter

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM (Nwg0u)

26 >>>Also, has anyone ever managed to count how many tears they were crying?

i have... i name and number each tear of infinite sadness and collect them in a seashell... the grains of salt left behind are like the corpses of once-living tears...

Posted by: That Goth Kid You're Worried About at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM (dciA+)

27 One word. Matlock.
Posted by: Colonel Haiku

Now you're on the trolley.

Posted by: Abe Simpson at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM (zmW4B)

28 Bit of a drama queen, no?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM (oVJmc)

29 *squirt*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM (D6YRo)

30 19 i left the black diamonds in though.



Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (dciA+)



To attract the ladies of course.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:14 PM (zt+N6)

31 I wonder if any of those silly people have ever been to Africa. They should drop to their knees and thank God somebody endured slavery so they aren't sitting in the mud eating taro root and swatting flies.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 26, 2016 09:14 PM (xiHJn)

32
Richard Burton reads Churchill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYGU03oMkBY

Posted by: Basic Argyle at February 26, 2016 09:14 PM (pPTJ4)

33 Hey Ace,

I just want to say that I'm personally very happy that you're posting more at the HQ. I was never on Twitter much and I feel that I missed a lot of your humor.

I'm not trying to suck up just saying that I do think you're more effective in long form.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 26, 2016 09:15 PM (83laC)

34 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k2kxlZDOHeQ

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:15 PM (Nwg0u)

35 Bitch thinks her life is tough?

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 26, 2016 09:15 PM (NSb9d)

36 Read the whole thing in a British accent. It really makes the "countenance" part POP.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 26, 2016 09:16 PM (Bl4dy)

37 20 Comedy. Gold.

Also, has anyone ever managed to count how many tears they were crying?

Posted by: T at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (NctcF)



Yes. 96

https://youtu.be/R7uC5m-IRns

Posted by: Question Mark & the Mysterians at February 26, 2016 09:16 PM (zt+N6)

38 Melissa Click's job is open.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:16 PM (oVJmc)

39 @ace: "i left the black diamonds in though."

There's a tag in the head element of the main AoSHQ page that's missing from the comments pages:

meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"

If someone could add that to the comment page template, then all black diamonds would disappear.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:16 PM (21hN3)

40 I'm not trying to suck up just saying that I do think you're more effective in long form.


Well shit, I'll suck up and say I enjoy you much more here, ace. Probably because I can't stand twitter...but whatever.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:16 PM (+eR2D)

41 Also, has anyone ever managed to count how many tears they were crying?

Posted by: T at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (NctcF)



99.

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM


96.

Posted by: huerfano at February 26, 2016 09:17 PM (NSb9d)

42 12 "Nerds"

I'm guessing they're the kind of "nerds" that think Clockmed is a child prodigy and Star Wars is science fiction
Posted by: disgusting oratory at February 26, 2016 09:09 PM (s6/4z)
---
Or who call the White House Correspondent's Assn dinner "Nerd Prom", as though they are wonkish outcasts who get to be Cinderella for one evening.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:17 PM (jR7Wy)

43 >>>If someone could add that to the comment page template, then all black diamonds would disappear.

YOU'RE KIDDING, SERIOUSLY?!

Well i'll look into that. Thank you!

you're sure of this? This won't just frag the site?

Posted by: That Goth Kid You're Worried About at February 26, 2016 09:17 PM (dciA+)

44 99.

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM

96.
Posted by: huerfano at February 26, 2016 09:17 PM (NSb9d)


Actually, either answer works . . .

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:17 PM (Y8V/1)

45 Titanic. Deck chairs. Some shit like that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 09:18 PM (rkCLP)

46
Richard Burton Reads Shakespeare : Richard the twooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W79o9ff-HSY

Posted by: Basic Argyle at February 26, 2016 09:18 PM (pPTJ4)

47 YOU'RE KIDDING, SERIOUSLY?!

Well i'll look into that. Thank you!

you're sure of this? This won't just frag the site?

Posted by: That Goth Kid You're Worried About at February 26, 2016 09:17 PM (dciA+)



You mean more than normal right? &&&&&&&&

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:19 PM (zt+N6)

48 Nerds?! I knew nerds. I've worked with nerds. You madam, are no nerd.

Posted by: Ogre at February 26, 2016 09:19 PM (zmW4B)

49


first Al Sharpton


then MHP


Obama must be entering his lame duck seson and they need to get some Hillary programming going

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:19 PM (zOTsN)

50 Anyone else think this sounds like the guy from Good Morning Vietnam when he keeps saying he is funny? Crappy movie, but definitely hit that life truism on the mark.

Sometimes people just suck at things they like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (iHjB5)

51 What a completely self-entitled idiot.

If she was in my class, I would not only fail her, but pour acid on her scalp.

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (uZNvH)

52 I'm not trying to suck up just saying that I do think you're more effective in long form.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 26, 2016 09:15 PM (83laC)

My wife said the same thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (rkCLP)

53 who is this poast talking about, and what show are we talking about?

i've never heard of her, so why should i give a shit?

GAS = Zero

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (MYe5B)

54 @43: "you're sure of this? This won't just frag the site?"

Remember to change your sock next time.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (21hN3)

55 What's fun is reading the comments of the NYT readers on the NYT story. They're in a snit, not realizing that MSNBC is a business and that we live in a capitalist nation. They want their biased opinionators and they want them to remain, dammit! And MHP is just the smartest, doncha know.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (LQLeS)

56 Is it ok that I hate this bitch?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (+eR2D)

57 Minor celebrity butthurt that her rise to fame is over.

No film at 11.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (YJmuy)

58 That lady is crazy

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (hCdMd)

59 56
Is it ok that I hate this bitch?


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (+eR2D)

in fact, it is *not* okay if you *don't* hate this bitch

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (uZNvH)

60 Does it seem, to anyone else like MSNBC is trying to slowly break-up with her? Like, they're afraid to flat out fire her, so they're just pretending to move her show around and not pick her up at the hotel?

Because if they are, I kinda love it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (Bl4dy)

61 And this, this level of snark, is why I keep coming back.
Thanks, Ace...

Posted by: ChrisP at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (o78X6)

62 If NBC cared about education where would that leave Brian Williams?

Posted by: Chris Christie Beachin' at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (mcm0N)

63 Is it ok that I hate this bitch?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod

Why wouldn't it be?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (zmW4B)

64 MHP wrote this riotous piece about this thing she strongly implied was a near-assault or a hate-crime and all that happened was that a guy criticized her and said he doubted her credentials because she was such a lefty dummy.

she turned that brief encounter into, and I'm not exaggerating, a recollection of her own previous rape. She actually says it was like being reduced to that frightened little girl who was held down during a rape.

I wrote a long snarking on that but left it in draft because i worried it would be too... eh, the moment someone says "rape," even if it's this absurdly overwrought encounter in a hotel foyer with a *critic*, the SJWs will claim you're re-raping her if you comment negatively upon her True Tale of Terror at the Ramada Courtyard Inn.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (dciA+)

65 A reminder: this is the same chick who wore tampon earrings during a segment of one of her shows.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (LQLeS)

66 in fact, it is *not* okay if you *don't* hate this bitch


Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (uZNvH)



So, I'm good then. Whew. I think.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (+eR2D)

67 Should I know who this is?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (Dj0WE)

68 28 Bit of a drama queen, no?

Well don't just sit there trying to win an Oscar. Won't do you no good no how.

Posted by: Taggert at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (dqnGo)

69 Its super-awesome to have you off Twitter and back on the page, brother. I love this stuff!

Posted by: Hillary's left testicle at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (NplB/)

70 In hope she finds employment to pay her back fucking taxes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (voOPb)

71 See, she doesn't have the racket down quite yet.

You're supposed to have a rough and ready mob at your beck and call, like Sharpton. Then they don't really have a choice as to whether your ratings merit your airtime.

I love that the presumption is that her show was perpetual (perhaps it was a bequest in her Will?) and when it was no longer carried in its prime slot it was like totally racist and stuff. This is why we all take charges of racism so seriously now.

Bonus vinegar and salt in wound - MSNBC gives Alan Keyes back his show in place of Harris-Perry. Racism crisis averted.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (edXj1)

72 58 That lady is crazy
Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (hCdMd)


Uh, hello? MSNBC host?

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (Y8V/1)

73

notice the salutation "Nerds"

my 53 yo SIL does this too. its a desparate attempt at being young and "hip"

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:23 PM (zOTsN)

74 Harris - Perry is committing hairy-kerry?

On the TV?

That's......YUGE!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....tortured American at February 26, 2016 09:23 PM (+1T7c)

75 "I am deeply sorry for the ways that this decision makes life harder for all of you."

I not sure that it does that but thanks anyway.

Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at February 26, 2016 09:23 PM (BO/km)

76 I wrote a long snarking on that but left it in draft
because i worried it would be too... eh, the moment someone says
"rape," even if it's this absurdly overwrought encounter in a hotel
foyer with a *critic*, the SJWs will claim you're re-raping her if you
comment negatively upon her True Tale of Terror at the Ramada Courtyard
Inn.





Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (dciA+)



What SJWs come here? Fuck that bitch and her melodramatic bullshit.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:23 PM (+eR2D)

77 Appeal level = 100% Selective

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:23 PM (oVJmc)

78 I'm thinking the most likely explanation is that the head of MSNBC finally took his Lithium.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:23 PM (Nwg0u)

79 I should probably do some sort of penance for how much I'm enjoying this.

Nah!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2016 09:24 PM (kKHcp)

80 Should I know who this is?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (Dj0WE



I believe you mean...


WHO BITCH THIS IS?!!????

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:24 PM (+eR2D)

81 "Is it ok that I hate this bitch?"

only because you're an 'ette...

us morons would be on our way to the camp so fast it would take our farts a week to catch up to us.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 09:24 PM (MYe5B)

82 Someone gave her a trophy for that, I hope.
...poor dear.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 09:24 PM (OQ9R7)

83 Has anyone else noticed this is a really stupid time to be alive?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 26, 2016 09:24 PM (kf2iZ)

84 96 Tears.

Posted by: The Mysterians at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (r5IMY)

85 Her show was taken? SOMEBODY CALL LIAM NEESON!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (Nwg0u)

86 Why does every liberal minority always see the world through their own "race" or "gender" perspective?

This has nothing to do with her being black, it is all about how her no-talent ass sucks and has no viewers, just like her network. Grow up bitch.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (ej1L0)

87 If someone could add that to the comment page template, then all black diamonds would disappear.

*shrugs*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:16 PM (21hN3)


******

It's a trap1!!1

Posted by: Chris Christie Beachin' at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (mcm0N)

88 yeah, ace, we've missed you, here on your own blog

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (uZNvH)

89 walter freeman,

sorry i forgot the sock.

btw, I hope you didn't think I was being sarcastic. I realize that enthusiam is often faked for sarcasm, but I was actually enthusiastic to hear that. I have long hated these DAMN BLACK DIAMONDS and i've had no idea how to get rid of them.

Thank you sincerely -- this isn't snark. this is a real thank-you.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (dciA+)

90 It will only be justice when she's on the Overnight News at 2am ...

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (hCdMd)

91 I'm quite proud of the fact that I've never heard this chick talk. Not once. I consider that an achievement.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (rkCLP)

92 The most disturbing thing about this entire article is that this assclown has a PhD in anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (/tuJf)

93 I wrote a long snarking on that but left it in draft
because i worried it would be too... eh, the moment someone says
"rape," even if it's this absurdly overwrought encounter in a hotel
foyer with a *critic*, the SJWs will claim you're re-raping her if you
comment negatively upon her True Tale of Terror at the Ramada Courtyard
Inn.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (dciA+)


I have this thing where I assume women who have been raped don't tend to use the fact that they have been raped as a tool in their battles with people they otherwise disagree with.


So no, I'm not buying the rape. Lady, you weren't raped. I'll save my sympathy for those who have been.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (Dj0WE)

94 chemjeff, hows the cooking going?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:26 PM (+eR2D)

95 Yeah about the only people that should be addressing anyone as "Nerds" is Chris Hardwick and the others at Nerdist.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:26 PM (zt+N6)

96 Ha-ha! Where do you find this shit?

I'm touched.

Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2016 09:26 PM (BngQR)

97 Sounds like she and Melissa Click should have a nice long chat at a bar somewhere.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 09:26 PM (EzgxV)

98 Ooooh, she has a PhD ! Why didn't you say so before!

This changes everything. Give the woman her own cable channel!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2016 09:26 PM (A/3fN)

99 I don't even pretend to understand this.

Posted by: Weasel at February 26, 2016 09:27 PM (e3bId)

100 So no, I'm not buying the rape. Lady, you weren't raped. I'll save my sympathy for those who have been.
Posted by: BurtTC

Word!

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at February 26, 2016 09:27 PM (zmW4B)

101 She has an exciting opportunity lined up with a network called 'YouTube.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:27 PM (oVJmc)

102 92 The most disturbing thing about this entire article is that this assclown has a PhD in anything.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah, it is kind of an indictment on the whole educational/credential society, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2016 09:27 PM (iHjB5)

103 All your childrens are belong to us...

Also, Slavery...

Posted by: MHP at February 26, 2016 09:27 PM (EVi2J)

104 84 96 Tears.

Posted by: The Mysterians at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (r5IMY)



Beat you. Comment 37.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:27 PM (zt+N6)

105 I going to write the following about Lindsay Graham, but I think it may apply to Melissa Harris-Perry also:

Perhaps the syphilis has finally reached her/her brain.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (1ijHg)

106 Marriott does Courtyard--Ramada does China.

Posted by: Chris Christie Beachin' at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (mcm0N)

107 The NYT comments seem to lean toward the opinion that she's self-important, a racialist, and a sycophant for a lame duck president.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (jR7Wy)

108 What SJWs come here? Fuck that bitch and her melodramatic bullshit.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:23 PM (+eR2D)

Gotta love my little Sis

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (voOPb)

109 This entitled crank has had a remarkable run of good fortune for one so sub-ordinary. There are a cluster of leftist freak shows on MSNBC that are certain money-losers, and hers is in the very core of that unprofitable little island of phlegm floating in the toilet bowl. Management has decided it's time to flush.

Running leftist shows at a loss is a type of political donation. Apparently this no longer fits their business model.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (/f6Nd)

110 I missed this when it was posted, but it sounds like a jump up and down buy expensive Scotch and do stupiid things with the neighbor's college-age daughter kind of thing.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go jump up and down.

Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (o+SC1)

111 >>> 96 Tears.

Posted by: The Mysterians

...

?

Posted by: ? at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (dciA+)

112 Well, telling a major network management and scheduling team they are racists and to go Fnck Themselves is not traditionally considered a career affirming step.

Maybe she can go share an apartment with that Talia chick and cry copious tears, and be incontinent not continence reality together?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (q2o38)

113 Should I know who this is?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (Dj0WE

I believe you mean...

WHO BITCH THIS IS?!!????
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:24 PM (+eR2D)


I believe you are correct.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (Dj0WE)

114 94
chemjeff, hows the cooking going?


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:26 PM (+eR2D)

I have not cooked anything in a while, actually
I am relying on diet food and beer
but thanks for asking :/

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (uZNvH)

115 When you make the token diversity hire, is it so hard to make sure they're not a total blithering idiot??

Posted by: gewa76 at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (80NfT)

116 A reminder: this is the same chick who wore tampon earrings during a segment of one of her shows.

-
Because Romney wanted to ban tampons.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (Nwg0u)

117 107 The NYT comments seem to lean toward the opinion that she's self-important, a racialist, and a sycophant for a lame duck president.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (jR7Wy)



So ditching her for a Hillary sycophant.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (zt+N6)

118 So, she got really schlonged, then?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (dvuhZ)

119 Perhaps the syphilis has finally reached her/her brain.

Maybe filled the void in the skull from the brain stem forward.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (YJmuy)

120

my god


my 16 yo daughter isnt that hysterical. Get a grip

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (zOTsN)

121 So does this mean no more free advertising?

Posted by: Kotex Corp at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (12kBq)

122 She has an exciting opportunity lined up with a network called 'YouTube.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

It wouldn't surprise me a bit if Google would set her up with a channel, dump millions into it, and set up algorithms to promote the shit out of it. Look at how they promote the no talent assclowns at TheYoungTurks.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (zmW4B)

123 Someone sounds butt hurt.


Bawahahahahaha

Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (ro6yV)

124 Gotta love my little Sis

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (voOPb)



Yeah, bourbon makes me feisty. How you doing?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:30 PM (+eR2D)

125 DangerGirl, how are thing going for you and your family???

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:30 PM (uZNvH)

126 if you want to read that True Tale of Terror at the Ramada Courtyard Inn, here it is.

make sure you put all the lights on in the house because it's SO SCARY

http://ajccenter.wfu.edu/2016/02/02/5756/

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:30 PM (dciA+)

127 Marriott does Courtyard--Ramada does China.
Posted by: Chris Christie Beachin' at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (mcm0N)


No, I'm pretty sure Ramada is Spanish.

Posted by: Admiral Nelson at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (Dj0WE)

128 Nerds. Nerds used to be the dudes that could program your TI-82 to have some dumb game on it. Now, nerds are stupid people who parrot back the words of people who have a few more IQ points than they do, and think that makes them smart.

And their vote counts just as much as yours.

Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (e+1S5)

129 I'm doing DG, I'm doing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (voOPb)

130 MSNBC makes my eyes rain too.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (qUNWi)

131 I am relying on diet food and beer
but thanks for asking :/


Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (uZNvH)



I am afraid to ask...what is diet food? Bread and water?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (+eR2D)

132

delightful

black protestor interrupting Hillary at a campaign event blaming her for mass incarceration of black people

chanting "I am not a super predator!"

Cornel West and his scraggly ass beard are on CNN to discuss

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (zOTsN)

133 She should have gone for that degree in Waitressology.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (oVJmc)

134 >> This entitled crank has had a remarkable run of good
>> fortune for one so sub-ordinary.

That's what you get from science - that is, melanin + ivy = expensive idiot.

Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (o+SC1)

135 She's a miserable, self-important sort.

...with a lisp!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 09:32 PM (OQ9R7)

136 I have wept more tears than I can count

You know, not long ago I heard the Zager & Evans song, "In the Year 2525". The last verse goes:

Now it's been 10,000 years
Man has cried a billion tears


Sounds awful, right? What a Vale of Tears we live in.

But there's about seven billion people alive today, and who knows how many billions of people have lived and died in the last 10,000 years.

So this means that the vast majority of people who have ever lived never shed even a single tear in their entire lives.

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2016 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

137 Cornell West is slowly rocking back and forth like he is high

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:32 PM (zOTsN)

138 "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

Posted by: GuyfromNH at February 26, 2016 09:32 PM (75D/9)

139 I guess working hard and improving yourself as a news person never dawned on her. Instead, conspiracy, racism, corporate man keeping me down, I'm a special snowflake bullshit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 09:33 PM (rkCLP)

140 Ma ame, elle plueve.

Posted by: That Goth Kid You're Worried About, In French Class at February 26, 2016 09:33 PM (dciA+)

141 Always found MHP vile in her ideas yet disturbingly attractive.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 09:33 PM (2TUVm)

142 DangerGirl, how are thing going for you and your family???


Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:30 PM (uZNvH)



OK. Not great, but at least we are afloat for another month, so we're keeping our heads above water. We need more work. And bourbon. But mostly more work.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:33 PM (+eR2D)

143 I am afraid to ask...what is diet food? Bread and water?


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (+eR2D)


https://www.hmrprogram.com/

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:33 PM (uZNvH)

144 And hers was such a moderate, thoughtful show.

Posted by: Colon Powell at February 26, 2016 09:33 PM (12kBq)

145 Hey, Melissa-- tough sh!t, isn't it?

Welcome to reality. Now, practice these important phrases which may help in your job search:

Good morning and welcome to WalMart!

Would you like fries with that?

Posted by: JQ Flyover, employment rehabilitation coach at February 26, 2016 09:34 PM (044Fx)

146 "Cornell West is slowly rocking back and forth like he is high."
-Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:32 PM (zOTsN)

It takes a bit of effort to force all of the stupid past that dumb facial weasel.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 09:34 PM (OQ9R7)

147 *sends some Miller Lite through USB to DangerGirl*

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:34 PM (uZNvH)

148
Bloody outlook for tampon futures...

Talent will out!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, 'Who Decides?' at February 26, 2016 09:34 PM (BK3ZS)

149 It will only be justice when she's on the Overnight News at 2am ...

-
The farm price reports on the hour every hour on the all polka all the time radio station out of Tulsa.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:34 PM (Nwg0u)

150 Can't she invoke half-white privilege?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:35 PM (oVJmc)

151 MHP, I sure you can get a job at Big A Sharpton's office eating glue.

Posted by: Buffalbob at February 26, 2016 09:35 PM (8nL8o)

152 Maybe Al Jezeera?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 09:35 PM (rkCLP)

153 Bloody outlook for tampon futures...

Talent will out!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, 'Who Decides?'

MHP was really padding their numbers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:35 PM (zmW4B)

154 @89: "Thank you sincerely -- this isn't snark. this is a real thank-you."

I still dunno if this is the real ace or not 'cause I don't follow the IP hashes. I'm guess not, but I'll answer sincerely anyways, just in case.

Adding that meta tag to the comments page template shouldn't frag anything recent. Again, it's included on the main page, and it works fine there with no black diamonds.

If there are old comments pages that include unicode characters, like special symbols, Cyrillic, Chinese, etc., then those characters would appear as gibberish after the change.

I dunno when AoSHQ began restricting characters in the comment input. Always? If not, then maybe someone could pinpoint a general post ID number based on date, and you could include a conditional in the page generator that would only add the meta tag after said date.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:35 PM (21hN3)

155 DangerGirl, I am thinking, your husband does concrete work, right?

Has he thought about doing things like fixing porches? I know my porch is not in great shape and I could definitely be convinced to trade out my wooden porch for a concrete porch. Would that work?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:35 PM (uZNvH)

156 MHP, come join me on my podcast

Posted by: Mary Mapes at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (12kBq)

157 So Melissa doesn't fit the profile needed for the Hillary or Bernie ?

why those misogynist racist bastids.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (L1+sh)

158 Wests suit is dirty as fuck with some crap on the shoulders

he looks smelly

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (zOTsN)

159 Oh. My. God. This woman is delusional. It's like reading a dating site profile.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (JO9+V)

160 She should have gone for that degree in Waitressology.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (oVJmc)


It was that "Eff you honky, here's your check and you better leave a big ass tip!" on the final that cost her that degree!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (wYnyS)

161 ThunderB---

Doesn't it look like Hillary is speaking at someone's home on that video? How did the protestor, with her giant banner manage to get in?
An auditorium is one thing, but someone's home with maybe 150 people??

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (Bl4dy)

162 Great Googly Goering, listen to MHP's scary encounter with someone who is unimpressed with her credentials!

I freeze. He speaks. And moves closer. Is there a knife under the coat? A gun? Worse?
And I can’t hear all the words. But I catch “Nazi Germany” and I catch “rise to power.” But I can’t move. I am lulled by a familiar powerlessness, muteness, that comes powerfully and unexpectedly. It grips me. Everything is falling away.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (jR7Wy)

163 #ActualTalentMatters

Posted by: mega machines at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (fbovC)

164 You've gotten a raw deal, that's for sure. Maybe it was the earrings?

Posted by: Crystal Ball at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (04y66)

165 Her message is coming through loud and clear. It's not the message she intends, but it's coming through all right.


I love all the weepy support from her at that link.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (Wckf4)

166

wests suit is gross

did he clean a chalk board with it

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (zOTsN)

167 That is one bitch face that never rests. I 'm glad no one will have to see it again on a TV screen.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (2x3L+)

168 Can we at least agree that a President Trump would be great for ending SJW and PC bullshit? Do you really think he's going to say Bruce Jenner is a great looking chick or that MHP lost her show because she's black? He might be full of shit and a braggart, but even he knows what is and what ain't!!

TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (0syuR)

169 Always found MHP vile in her ideas yet disturbingly attractive.

Eh.

::tilty hand::

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (qUNWi)

170 " yet disturbingly attractive. "


Yeah, she looks okay. That mouth, though, something would have to be in it all the time.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (UXH1J)

171 >>>I still dunno if this is the real ace or not 'cause I don't follow the IP hashes. I'm guess not, but I'll answer sincerely anyways, just in case.


it's the real ace, people don't sock me, because i'd ban them.

we do silly socks here for jokes, but it's me.


Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (dciA+)

172 * said post ID number

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (21hN3)

173 i will truly miss watching another woman wearing my unmentionables on her ears ON the news!

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (L1+sh)

174 Here: have her fill it in and return to HR
http://tinyurl.com/ofqqkel

Posted by: G6loq at February 26, 2016 09:38 PM (zj+JZ)

175 Suggested playlist tonight for MHP:

The Tears Of A Clown

Lonely Teardrops

Tears Are Not Enough

Tracks Of My Tears

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

Big Girls Don't Cry

Crying

Cry Me A River

Crying Time

I'll Cry Instead

When Doves Cry

You See Me Crying

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:38 PM (Y8V/1)

176 "I freeze. He speaks. And moves closer. Is there a knife under the coat? A gun? Worse?"

An attacker with something worse than a knife or gun? What would that be Melissa, a tactical thermonuclear weapon?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:38 PM (zmW4B)

177 Whatever happened to Keith Olbermann?

Is he in a fetal position under a bed somewhere?

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 09:38 PM (qUNWi)

178 "Wests suit is dirty as fuck with some crap on the shoulders
he looks smelly
"
-Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (zOTsN)

Dollars to donuts, he smells like must, mothballs, ditch-weed, gin and entropy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 09:38 PM (OQ9R7)

179

it's the real ace, people don't sock me, because i'd ban them.

we do silly socks here for jokes, but it's me.


Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (dciA+)


Yeah, I'd ban them.

Posted by: "Ace" at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (oVJmc)

180 >>>126 if you want to read that True Tale of Terror at the Ramada Courtyard Inn, here it is.


Ok, I read that. I'm now stupider, but I did read it. I will bet $50K that nothing like what was written ever happened. I will go twice that price that none of the 22 students wrote a contemporaneous Facebook or blog post describing this terrible event which never ever happened.

Damnit, but people are stupid.

Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (e+1S5)

181 After four years of building an audience, developing a brand, and developing trust with our viewers,





Built an audience? That's like saying Newsweak subscribers. (minus the dentist offices)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (45oDG)

182 So she's joined the rest of America in not watching her show.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (7qAYi)

183 Justin Timberlake is on the phone. Something about rivers and tears.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (rkCLP)

184 Tamp'on up solid

Posted by: Dan Rather at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (12kBq)

185 Having a tv show cancelled is worse than all of the genocides combined.

COMBINED!

Posted by: Keith Olberman at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (7FH+T)

186 Third rule of Fight Club -- don't sock ace.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (qUNWi)

187 At a recent Hillary Clinton event in a home in Charleston, South Carolina, a young woman suddenly emerged from a crowd, unfolded a white sheet with black letters, and stared blankly ahead with her back toward the candidate. As the former First Lady, New York Senator, and Secretary of State spoke, the young black woman turned slightly to show everyone in the room her sign. When she finally caught Clinton's attention, the potential Democratic nominee bent over slightly and slowly read the writing into her microphone. It said: "We have to bring them to heel. - Hillary Clinton #WhichHillary." At the same time, the young lady said, "We want you to apologize for mass incarceration," and quickly followed up with, "I'm not a superpredator Hillary Clinton." The otherwise mostly white crowd, called the young woman rude.

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (zOTsN)

188 >>I still dunno if this is the real ace or not 'cause I don't follow the IP hashes. I'm guess not, but I'll answer sincerely anyways, just in case.

The real ace retired years ago. It's a Dread Pirate Rogers kind of thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (/tuJf)

189 I stand with MHP as she journeys down her personal Trail of Tears.

Posted by: Liawatha Warren at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (zmW4B)

190 Test, new computer

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (uZNvH)

191
DangerGirl, I am thinking, your husband does concrete work, right?

Has
he thought about doing things like fixing porches? I know my porch is
not in great shape and I could definitely be convinced to trade out my
wooden porch for a concrete porch. Would that work?


Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:35 PM (uZNvH

Brick and stone only. He did concrete work way back in the day but not any longer. Too tough on a 55 yr old body.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:40 PM (+eR2D)

192 Oh very nice

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:40 PM (uZNvH)

193 Also, has anyone ever managed to count how many tears they were crying?
Posted by: T at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (NctcF)

99.
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM (Y8V/1)




Maxwell Smart: 99? Would you believe 96?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2016 09:40 PM (45oDG)

194 Somebody needs their Safe Space.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:40 PM (oVJmc)

195 >>>>> Suggested playlist tonight for MHP:
------
Anything by Tears for Fears

Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 09:40 PM (2x3L+)

196 Filbert ,Don't cryyyyyy 'seal' one of the best songs ever.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 09:40 PM (L1+sh)

197 Affirmative Action has consequences.

The Peter Principle in action.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (1ijHg)

198 "Maybe Al Jezeera?"



Isn't it or hasn't it already shut down?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (UXH1J)

199 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (jR7Wy)

Step away from the Jagermeister, slowly!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (wYnyS)

200 it's the real ace, people don't sock me, because i'd ban them.

we do silly socks here for jokes, but it's me.


Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (dciA+)

Yeah, I'd ban them.
Posted by: "Ace" at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (oVJmc)


How long has this been going on?

Posted by: Ace (not the genial web site host but the 70's rock band) at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (Y8V/1)

201 Hey Melissa, I've got a pic that will turn your frown upside-down

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (12kBq)

202 DangerGirl, oh I'm sorry, I got it mixed up
but the same idea could apply, right? Could that work?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (uZNvH)

203 Hillary crashed a bachelr party in SC too

poor guy

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (zOTsN)

204 162 I freeze. He speaks. And moves closer. Is there a knife under the coat? A gun? Worse?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (jR7Wy)

Just out of curiosity, what does she think is worse? Nun-chucks? A rocket launcher? A throwing star? A big "I *Heart* Reagan!" tattoo?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (iHjB5)

205 "The real ace retired years ago. It's a Dread Pirate Rogers kind of thing."


Imposter!

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Roberts at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (04y66)

206 I will not be used as a tool for their purposes. I am not a token, mammy, or little brown bobble head.

Gimme a break. Mammy, my ass. No one would even know she was black if she didn't milk it for all it's worth. Someone who make tampon earrings can hardly expect to be taken seriously.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (SXU3d)

207 I am absolutely the one and only Ace! My buddy Jack Coldcuts here can prove it!

*mmmph*

Posted by: Totally Not Ace at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (uZNvH)

208 Kitten, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a
top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (JO9+V)

209
101 She has an exciting opportunity lined up with a network called 'YouTube.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:27 PM (oVJmc)


She will host an exciting new entertainment concept -- a cartoon family of absorbent cotton products named The Tampoons

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, 'Who Decides?' at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (BK3ZS)

210 It was Morris College in Sumter, SC.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (1ijHg)

211 Hey Melissa, I've got a position for you...

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (12kBq)

212 Hey, is this the same MSNBC employee who had snot uncontrollably running out of her nose on-camera, discussed in an earlier comment thread? Kind of would fit with the uncountable tears thing.

Posted by: Pastafarian at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (pCf+a)

213 If you can read this, I was not banned for making a Trump supporter upset.

I also admitted I was generalizing and probably not totally fair.

The appeal to ace (government, in this context) by a Trump supporter for saying something that they just didn't like was brilliant satire--or something else. I'll give him the benefit of a doubt.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (Gosad)

214 199 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (jR7Wy)

Step away from the Jagermeister, slowly!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (wYnyS)
---
I can't! It's already inside me!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (jR7Wy)

215 They like that ante-bellum plantation look.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (1ijHg)

216 da fuq

Posted by: Feh at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (Uk9e2)

217 BET was thinking of giving you a show but they too decided they like to make money, not lose money.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (MNgU2)

218 all we need to find the real ace is have all ace's write a post on a movie.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (L1+sh)

219 Butthurt, nothing more than butthurt,
trying to forget my feelings of butthurt.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of butthurt.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (Nwg0u)

220 197
Affirmative Action has consequences.

The Peter Principle in action.
----

It's the "self esteem movement."

Obviously MSNBC forgot to give her a participation trophy.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (7FH+T)

221 I know you'll miss your $600k/yr job, but just marry a hedge-fund manager

Posted by: Chelsea at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (12kBq)

222 I am Ace.

Posted by: Spartacus at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (zt+N6)

223 Look at me, I'm the real Ace!!! Time for another NYC skank-a-thon, don't you think???

Posted by: Absoultely Positively Not The Real Ace, Please Don't Ban Me at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (uZNvH)

224 Betcha she winds up on RT with her pal Ed Schultz.

Posted by: DeTroyes at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (6RJls)

225 I will not be used as a tool for their purposes. I am not a token, mammy, or little brown bobble head.

Gimme a break. Mammy, my ass. No one would even know she was black if she didn't milk it for all it's worth. Someone who make tampon earrings can hardly expect to be taken seriously.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (SXU3d)


I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own. I resign.

Posted by: MHP IS the Prisoner at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (Y8V/1)

226 >>>Always found MHP vile in her ideas yet disturbingly attractive.


I would. If hate myself after, but I would.

Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:44 PM (e+1S5)

227 Oh Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy!

Posted by: Bionic Eubonics at February 26, 2016 09:44 PM (5jiyE)

228 Dear MSNBC,

Once you go Black, you can't go back.

Respect
BLM

Posted by: TommyTee at February 26, 2016 09:44 PM (zFXwQ)

229 So what would it be? "Good Night! Good Work! I'll most likely ban you in the morning?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2016 09:44 PM (iHjB5)

230 You mean she's not the girl who used to be Sabrina, The Teenage Witch?

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM (7FH+T)

231 DangerGirl, oh I'm sorry, I got it mixed up
but the same idea could apply, right? Could that work?


Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (uZNvH)



Yes, he's repaired porches here before. I have faith that things will get better. He got a call from a new contractor earlier this week, so that should bring some $$, also got a new flipper last week. It helps as long as they continue to call.

A big problem is that since he's a one-man operation, he can't do the giant repair jobs that require a crew. We rely on small to middle sized jobs.

I just ask for continued prayers. They are working.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM (+eR2D)

232 OT for a moment: Cruz will be on with Hannity for the full hour

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM (8PbKi)

233 DC, why temporary bachelor? What happened to cougar?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM (uZNvH)

234 I would. If hate myself after, but I would.
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:44 PM (e+1S5)

This sounds like it belongs on the next HQ t-shirt.

#2weeks

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM (Gosad)

235 She was at least smart enough to figure out her tampon earings might emit a bit funk by Saturday?

Posted by: Molly k. at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (4aaDj)

236 >>>Step away from the Jagermeister, slowly!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM

This is terrible advice. Moar Jager!

*sotto voce to Hrothgar*
When ettes are getting drunk, you encourage it, dummy

Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (e+1S5)

237 ace are you still here? I have a stupid question.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (+eR2D)

238 I would. If hate myself after, but I would.
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:44 PM (e+1S5)


can repentance work this way?

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (L1+sh)

239 143
I am afraid to ask...what is diet food? Bread and water?




Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (+eR2D)

https://www.hmrprogram.com/


Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:33 PM (uZNvH)


The fiancee has done that. There are tricks to make them more edible -- for instance, you can take 1 package chicken creole, 1 package chicken soup, and lobster-flavored "better-than-bouillon", and blend it into a soup that is "all-in-the-box" according to the plan [N.B. I wouldn't eat it, but I don't eat lobster.] but is, according to the lobster-eating fiancee, quite tasty.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (EzgxV)

240 The Daily Mail has up a big spread on Melania. Trump has a "country house" in I think upstate NY, that looks like Downton Abbey. She's posing in that. The White House would be damn dump in comparison to what she's used to, and that's no joke.

If they manage to get it, and I've said it before, but looking at those pictures it just drives it home, she's gonna be a genuine FLILF. And a fashion plate that will put European royalty to shame.

Now, if she could just improve her English.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (dvuhZ)

241 Hit the bathtub, baby. It helps. Really. Sob!

Posted by: Keith Olberman at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (SXU3d)

242 OT for a moment: Cruz will be on with Hannity to talk about Trump for the full hour

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM


FIFY

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (KCxzN)

243 "Betcha she winds up on RT with her pal Ed Schultz."


Not sure what "RT" is but last I saw Schultz was doing a weekly podcast from Fargo N.D.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (UXH1J)

244 I am ace ( except on Maundy Thursday and the last Friday in October )

Posted by: Mario the Pool Boy at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (/542q)

245 If Melissa is as potentially fertile as her ears would suggest, she's going to be just fine. Amirite?

Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (BngQR)

246 I will not be used as a tool for their purposes. I am not a token, mammy, or little brown bobble head. I am not owned by Lack, Griffin, or MSNBC.




Al Jolson rang, he said he wouldn't walk a million miles for one of your smiles

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (45oDG)

247 DangerGirl, I would totally hire your hubby to fix my porch, if you were in Missouri :/

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (uZNvH)

248 Ditch weed. Heh, haven't heard that forever.

Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (ro6yV)

249 Has ace been using Calvin's Transmorgrafier Box to make duplicate aces?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (JO9+V)

250 re prayers; Dangergirl, i'll try .

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (L1+sh)

251 I freeze. He speaks. And moves closer. Is there a knife under the coat? A gun? Worse?

-
Worse? A flamethrower?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (Nwg0u)

252 OT for a moment: Cruz will be on with Hannity for the full hour
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM (8PbKi)


I'm guessing he will not cry.

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (Y8V/1)

253 171 it's the real ace, people don't sock me, because i'd ban them.
we do silly socks here for jokes, but it's me.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (dciA+)

What about that night we were all you? Like Spartacus!

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (k53nK)

254 Maybe she could get this journalist to suggest a few pointers for her.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j68s3ba

Posted by: scif at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (t+ssG)

255 <i>test</i>

Posted by: Bionic Eubonics at February 26, 2016 09:48 PM (5jiyE)

256 BANNED. EVERYBODY. EVEN ME.

Posted by: Ayce at February 26, 2016 09:48 PM (oVJmc)

257 Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (EzgxV)

well I just eat them one entree at a time, sometimes cold when i'm too lazy to use the microwave

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:48 PM (uZNvH)

258 She was at least smart enough to figure out her tampon earings might emit a bit funk by Saturday?
Posted by: Molly k.

Unfortunately her mother never explained to her that you have to change your tampon earrings regularly. Her gynecologist and ENT are currently discussing what to do about the infection.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:48 PM (zmW4B)

259 Well, she definitely needs to boycott the Oscars, or something.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2016 09:48 PM (SXU3d)

260 Seeing her go is almost as satisfying as seeing Jon Stewart go. Pretty close.

Posted by: gp at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (mk9aG)

261 251 I freeze. He speaks. And moves closer. Is there a knife under the coat? A gun? Worse?

-
Worse? A flamethrower?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (Nwg0u)
---
Trebuchet.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (jR7Wy)

262 <i>test<\i>

Posted by: Bionic Eubonics at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (5jiyE)

263 Black pearl, precious little girl
Let me put you down where you belong
Black pearl, pithy little girl
Been on MSLSD too long

Posted by: Colonel Haiku at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (Y8JQ4)

264 We don't sock The Man.

Posted by: Aceweasel, (Ace1), (T), at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (OQ9R7)

265 and of course beer is "not in the box" but I don't care

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (uZNvH)

266
Ace of Base? Or Base of Aces?

Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (BK3ZS)

267 Nope, never.

Posted by: Ace the Cat at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (04y66)

268 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM (+eR2D)

Prayers up for you and family!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (wYnyS)

269 ...there is a level of professional decency, respect, and communication

At MSNBC?! Seriously?
BWAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (SXU3d)

270 or crossbow, longbow?

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (L1+sh)

271 Bitch better have my money!

Posted by: Colonel Haiku at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (Y8JQ4)

272 Let's all Ace-ify our names for the evening in solidarity with our host!

Posted by: All Hail Ace, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (jR7Wy)

273 Shh I'm in the lab cooking up a new strategy for financing the blog!

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (uZNvH)

274 All in all you are a very dying race
Placing trust upon a cruel world.
You never had the things you thought you should have had
And you'll not get them now,
And all the while in perfect time
Your tears are falling on the ground.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (Cq0oW)

275 251 I freeze. He speaks. And moves closer. Is there a knife under the coat? A gun? Worse?

-
Worse? A flamethrower?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (Nwg0u)
---
Trebuchet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage

Crossbow?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (zmW4B)

276 Ace of Base? Or Base of Aces?

Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (BK3ZS)

Nah, Ace is THE place!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (wYnyS)

277 I thought the rule was don't sock any regular unless the sock itself was clear? Like, one could sock that dead guy as "buzz ion" but not post as "buzzion"

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (Gosad)

278 DangerGirl, I would totally hire your hubby to fix my porch, if you were in Missouri :/


Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (uZNvH)



Move to Texas!!!!!


And willow...my girl...thank you. Big, huge, giant hugs to you.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (+eR2D)

279 >>>>>>DC, why temporary bachelor? What happened to cougar?

Cougar and Princess are in sunny south Florida, whilst I slave away for The Man to pay for it. But I've got booze and other recreational intoxicants, so I'm good.

Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (e+1S5)

280 Missed the crossbow joke by that much.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (zmW4B)

281 In the MSNBC circus she is the last clown out of the car. Which means SHE IS IN THE BACK!


Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (ocw+t)

282 has that ever happened? i know his banning himself has.

Posted by: willowed ace at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (L1+sh)

283 DC, how is your shoulder?

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (uZNvH)

284 >>>BANNED. EVERYBODY. EVEN ME.
Posted by: Ayce at February 26, 2016 09:48 PM (oVJmc)

This will never be not funny.

Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (e+1S5)

285 I freeze. He speaks. And moves closer. Is there a knife under the coat? A gun? Worse?

-
Worse? A flamethrower?



An Alien exploding out of his chest?

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (qUNWi)

286 We don't sock The Man.
Posted by: Aceweasel, (Ace1), (T), at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (OQ9R7)


We inch up to the line, then quickly back off when the Ewok Death Gaze comes our way.

We seldom speak of the Hammer of the Banns. Sort of like Dad's Belt. Or Mom's flyswatter. The one with the wire handle.

Ah, the memories of youth . . .

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (Y8V/1)

287 NEEEEEEERRRDDDS!

Posted by: Ogre at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (vBeA5)

288
We shall build forts, YUGE forts, from printouts of our Glorious Leader's movie reviews!

Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (BK3ZS)

289 But I've got booze and other recreational intoxicants, so I'm good.
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (e+1S5)
---
Do you also use industrial-grade workplace intoxicants M-F?

Posted by: All Hail Ace, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (jR7Wy)

290 I am dismayed by the casual acism here tonight.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (oVJmc)

291 Let's all Ace-ify our names for the evening in solidarity with our host!

Posted by: All Hail Ace, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (jR7Wy)

I think that is a really bad idea!

Posted by: DisgrAce at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (wYnyS)

292 <i>test<i/>

Posted by: Bionic Eubonics at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (5jiyE)

293 kissy face ,Danger, i do hope he gets toooons of work.

Posted by: willowed ace at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (L1+sh)

294 Wow, that is a metric ton of butthurt.

Good

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (sqs5K)

295 DangerGirl if this current position doesn't work out then yeah I am just gonna say fkit and move to Texas

right now it's kind of a 50/50 proposition

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (uZNvH)

296 @171: "it's the real ace, people don't sock me, because i'd ban them. we do silly socks here for jokes, but it's me."

I've quietly lurked for a long, long time, but only commented with this name since November 2014. No worries. Also, I noticed my *mhmms* post as ace from an Australian proxy quickly disappeared, so I have renewed faith that you are who you appear to be! Sorry for the confusion.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (21hN3)

297 I have a PhD in political science and have taught American voting and elections at some of the nation's top universities for nearly two decades,




Another example of how far university standards have fallen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (45oDG)

298
While MSNBC may believe that I am worthless, I know better.

No, you don't.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2016 09:54 PM (FkBIv)

299 ..."Ah, the memories of youth . . ."
-Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (Y8V/1)

Mom had a paddle with a deer and a bear on it. It said: "For the little dear with the bare behind."

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 09:54 PM (OQ9R7)

300 I'm so bad

Posted by: AceHole at February 26, 2016 09:54 PM (5jiyE)

301 272 Let's all Ace-ify our names for the evening in solidarity with our host!
-----
Aceanthropic

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 09:54 PM (voOPb)

302 Thank you willow. I hope your family is well, especially your daughter. I think about you both often. Smooshy hugs to you.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:54 PM (+eR2D)

303 >>>Always found MHP vile in her ideas yet disturbingly attractive.





I would. If hate myself after, but I would.

Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:44 PM (e+1S5)

No denying it, she has that something that is kind of hot.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 09:54 PM (2TUVm)

304 Under no circumstances return any email or engage in any non-recorded conversation with this walking litigation bomb.

Posted by: Legal at February 26, 2016 09:55 PM (3Rr8K)

305 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man, this is a classic post. One of the all-time best.

Posted by: Dogstar at February 26, 2016 09:55 PM (Tkibk)

306 And willow...my girl...thank you. Big, huge, giant hugs to you.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (+eR2D)


*puts on Barry White* *eases on back*

Posted by: Count ace Monet at February 26, 2016 09:55 PM (JO9+V)

307 >>>DC, how is your shoulder?

That depends. How extensive is your chem lab?

Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:55 PM (e+1S5)

308 After someone mentioned Star Trek in the other thread, I went and am watching one of the original series episodes. They did such a good job on these. How many shows can you watch 40 years and change after they were made and not look awful?

Posted by: Acetius451AD at February 26, 2016 09:55 PM (iHjB5)

309 303
>>>No denying it, she has that something that is kind of hot.


Bleeding earrings?

Posted by: AceHole at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (5jiyE)

310 261 Trebuchet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (jR7Wy)

Fetchez le vache!

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (k53nK)

311 DangerGirl if this current position doesn't work out then yeah I am just gonna say fkit and move to Texas

right now it's kind of a 50/50 proposition


Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (uZNvH)



You move to DFW area my husband will repair your bricks and I will teach you how to cook. If you can do chemistry, you can cook.

---DG, the chemist who loves to cook

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (+eR2D)

312 I am Ace

Posted by: One and Eleven at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (7qAYi)

313 sorry I can't see what is attractive about MHP, I have never been attracted to race-based socialism

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (uZNvH)

314 ace,
Pure poetry, man.
Keep doing this, please. Who's next?

Posted by: Chi at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (/QyKy)

315 Danger she is still in remission, doing chemo every 28 days or so , She is Fabulous and way tougher than i.

i'm so proud of her.

Posted by: willowed ace at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (L1+sh)

316 Isn't the term "Nerds" for these idjits a bit of a misnomer? The "term "nerds" suggests a high intellegence. I'd be surprised of all of her fans had a combined IQ that broke into double single digits...

Posted by: The Nerdy Hat at February 26, 2016 09:57 PM (vBeA5)

317 However, I did forget to change my post name after turning off the proxy.

*facepalms*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:57 PM (21hN3)

318 Test


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 09:57 PM (1ijHg)

319 >>>Do you also use industrial-grade workplace intoxicants M-F?

Only the classiest, most luxurious intoxicants while I'm at work. They're terrific, just great.

Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:57 PM (e+1S5)

320 If you can do chemistry, you can cook.

---DG, the chemist who loves to cook
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod

That's what Jesse told me.

Posted by: Walter White at February 26, 2016 09:57 PM (zmW4B)

321 ... but no one on the third floor has even returned an email, called me, or initiated or responded to any communication of any kind from me for nearly a month.
Maybe they were worried you would cry, and there would be too many tears to count./i]

Nah, I'm thinking it's fear of her in her tampon earrings. You know how men are about that kind of thing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (SXU3d)

322 I think geeks are more intelligent than nerds.
Although the original geeks in carnivals were not.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (FkBIv)

323 Post 296! Not ace! It was me! No banning please!

*cowers*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (21hN3)

324 Test

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 09:57 PM


Pass

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (KCxzN)

325 Let's all Ace-ify our names for the evening in solidarity with our host!
-----
Aceanthropic
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 09:54 PM (voOPb)


Well played.

But I'm not sure "acebert" really does it for me. Or for anybody, actually. "

ace of nuts" might possibly work as a goof-nic, but might be taken amiss by our host, should he find himself in a bad mood.

Or, he may wish to adopt it for himself for the evening, seeing as how he's found himself cat-herding again.

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (Y8V/1)

326 Reich, who worked in the Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter administrations and was Secretary of Labor under Bill Clinton, endorsed Bernie Sanders on Twitter Friday evening.

Posted by: James T Kirk at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (e8kgV)

327
He's did things -- strange and disturbing things -- with Mario's garbage lo! those many years ago. He bears scars, shaneful scars, from that Valu-rite fueled spree.

None of us have seen those scars, but we know they are there. Deep in his ewok heart he longs for redemption but there will be none...

Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (BK3ZS)

328
Ian Faith: Her appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (45oDG)

329 Under no circumstances return any email or engage in any non-recorded conversation with this walking litigation bomb.

Posted by: Legal at February 26, 2016 09:55 PM (3Rr8K)



Oh man...no doubt.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (qUNWi)

330 DangerGirl, you are a chemist?
wow there are so many chemists here at the HQ, it is so weird

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (uZNvH)

331 *whews*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (21hN3)

332 Man, I'm having keyboard-control problems tonight!

Not enough beer, obviously.

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (Y8V/1)

333 We wouldn't be in this mess, if you damn people had just voted for Mike Flynn.

Posted by: Wicket at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (qmMG2)

334 Danger she is still in remission, doing chemo every 28 days or so , She is Fabulous and way tougher than i.



i'm so proud of her.

Posted by: willowed ace at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (L1+sh)



willow, God bless her. She is a strong woman. As are you as her mommy.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (+eR2D)

335 316 I'd be surprised of all of her fans had a combined IQ that broke into double single digits...
Posted by: The Nerdy Hat at February 26, 2016 09:57 PM (vBeA5)

Well, you can probably interview both of them to get a better idea...

Posted by: Acetius451AD at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (iHjB5)

336 I guess MSNBC doesn't have 5AM Farm Reports?

Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (EDYaR)

337 "And the utter insulting absurdity of the past few weeks exceeds anything I can countenance."


How fucking self aware is this stupid bint?

You wore TAMPONS as EARRINGS!
Holy fuck you simpering, egotistical, faux intellectual.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (sqs5K)

338 Are we ready for a world leader named "Bernie"?

Posted by: All Hail Ace, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (jR7Wy)

339 Ok so did anyone take a look at "Fuller House" on Netflix?

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (zt+N6)

340 >>>> Posted by: willowed ace at February 26, 2016 09:56
----
willow, your daughter has cancer? I had no idea. I am so sorry to hear that.

Prayers to the both of you and for DangerG and her family as well.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (2x3L+)

341 I can't believe they didn't have the common courtesy to engage me in a series of angry emails after I threatened everyone with civil rights litigation.

Posted by: Melissa Harris-Stratford-on-Avon-Perry at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (3Rr8K)

342 Danger also she is thriving doing clinicals (RN) i can't believe how tough she is. although she is a waif now. she's so strong.

Posted by: willowed ace at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (L1+sh)

343
Reich, who worked in the Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter administrations and was Secretary of Labor under Bill Clinton, endorsed Bernie Sanders on Twitter Friday evening.

The Lollipop Guild and the Lullaby League are sure to follow...

Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (BK3ZS)

344 >>>sorry I can't see what is attractive about MHP, I have never been attracted to race-based socialism

Ahhh, I see your problem. You've heard her speak. Embrace the healing power of the mute button.

With this tiny button, all manner of things become tolerable. For example, Charmed becomes the greatest tv show ever.

Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (e+1S5)

345 Bionic Eubonics

Here, you don't use carats, but square brackets:

[ i ] followed by [ /i ]

Eliminate the extra spaces...

(Minx 0.7 Alpha)

Posted by: ChrisP at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (o78X6)

346 I guess I'm lucky, I've never heard of MHP.

Posted by: mpfs, lurker, delurker, lurker at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (SlFyt)

347 But I'm not sure "acebert" really does it for me. Or for anybody, actually. "
Posted by: filbert

Yeah, he was always the black sheep of the family. And considering the dark ages, that's saying something.

Posted by: Aelbert, king of Mercia at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (zmW4B)

348 313 sorry I can't see what is attractive about MHP, I have never been attracted to race-based socialism
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (uZNvH)


Easy peasy. Just ignore everything about her except her physical appearance.

I thought guys were expected to be shallow like that.

Posted by: acel at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (sdi6R)

349 Maybe this one I like better.

Posted by: Count de Monace at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (JO9+V)

350 This is the most anyone has talked about her in, well, ever.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (7qAYi)

351 L'elle yes the last 3 years have been hell on earth, But we are getting to the other side, i think

of hope or pray we are.

Posted by: willowed ace at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (L1+sh)

352 Test

All four.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (1ijHg)

353 I guess MSNBC doesn't have 5AM Farm Reports?
Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (EDYaR)


Now there's a thought . . . MHP winding up on RFD TV, giving the prices for Kansas City Winter Wheat and the like.

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (Y8V/1)

354 DangerGirl, you are a chemist?
wow there are so many chemists here at the HQ, it is so weird


Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (uZNvH)



Yes, it's my job title. I actually have a degree in Biology, minor in Chemistry, but ended up in the paint field as a chemist. Who knew?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (+eR2D)

355 I AM ACE-ACUS!!!

Posted by: ace-acus at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (noWW6)

356 well if I do move to Texas it would probably be Houston area because that is where my sister is

but maybe DFW area, that's a lot closer to Houston than Missouri for sure

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (uZNvH)

357 woops nicdrop.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:02 PM (L1+sh)

358 <i>test<i/>
Posted by: Bionic Eubonics at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (5jiyE)


Use square brackets: [ ]

It's weird, I know.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2016 10:02 PM (q2o38)

359 339 Ok so did anyone take a look at "Fuller House" on Netflix?

Nope ... but according to the preview I saw ... little Stephanie sure as hell grew up.

Posted by: Wicket at February 26, 2016 10:02 PM (qmMG2)

360 Oh geez willow, I need to pay closer attention if I missed that one. I am away from the comments too much. Prayers for your daughter.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 26, 2016 10:02 PM (Gosad)

361 With those hips she could make many, many beautiful babies.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 10:02 PM (1ijHg)

362 Reich, who worked in the Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter administrations and was Secretary of Labor under Bill Clinton, endorsed Bernie Sanders on Twitter Friday evening.

Did he do it in an 'Oompah Loompah'-style chorus?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 10:02 PM (oVJmc)

363
Come on over to Ace's for the lurve, MHP!

Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (BK3ZS)

364 Ah, a sock that fits for the evening.

You have to squint only a little bit.

Posted by: derACEinated filbert at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (Y8V/1)

365 Reich, who worked in the Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter administrations and was Secretary of Labor under Bill Clinton, endorsed Bernie Sanders on Twitter Friday evening.

The Lollipop Guild and the Lullaby League are sure to follow...

The Thousand Millimeter Reich

Posted by: Josephistan at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (7qAYi)

366 325 How bout Fil-ace-io????

Posted by: MAce at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (LAliD)

367 Square brackets are standard on most forum bulletin boards. Google "BBCode wiki" if you wanna know more.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (21hN3)

368 ty Mr.Crank.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (L1+sh)

369 The Reagan - Kennedy Vietnam Debate

https://youtu.be/nvF30YEM6S8?t=13m30s

England's representative is being a cheeky bugger.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (VdICR)

370 testy

Posted by: Bionic Eubonics at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (5jiyE)

371 Chemjeff-

Excess body weight is not always a problem. When I was hit with stroke that disabled my salivary glands and sense of taste, I weighed 205. I now weigh 150 (almost my ideal weight), and my stroke symptoms have improved, so my body weight has been stable for several months.

If I did not have the "excess'" body weight, I would be dead now. Think about that as you make your choices about your target body weight.

Posted by: bergebilder at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (IeXP9)

372 "Dude you lost your show because you suck. Persevere to endure. Rub some dirt on it. Walk it off. Put some butter on it."

Or, maybe she can get together with Chris Hayes and run a hot dog cart.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (0OG8D)

373 MSNBC needs to hire Les Nessman to take MHP's slot. He could do the farm reports. And he's a Buckeye Award winner.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:04 PM (dvuhZ)

374 square brackets, eh?

Posted by: Josephistan at February 26, 2016 10:04 PM (7qAYi)

375 Tens of viewers heartbroken, mostly her extended family. MSNBC has to be a vast money sink for whoever runs it. After a while, they have to ask, is it worth it?

Posted by: Oldson Johnson at February 26, 2016 10:04 PM (39g3+)

376 345
Bionic Eubonics

Here, you don't use carats, but square brackets:

[ i ] followed by [ /i ]

Eliminate the extra spaces...

(Minx 0.7 Alpha)



Hey, thanks buddy.

Posted by: Bionic Eubonics at February 26, 2016 10:04 PM (5jiyE)

377 Or was it Hawkeye Award winner?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (dvuhZ)

378 In honor of MHP, I decided I had to hyphenate the sock.

Posted by: de-rACEinated filbert at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (Y8V/1)

379 By the way, I got fired from a lunch counter when I was 17 and I didn't carry on like that.
In fairness, I did a pretty crappy job. I would have fired me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (SXU3d)

380 to barrel, or not to barrel[i/]

Posted by: Wicket at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (qmMG2)

381 One thing I wonder about MHP is how much work goes into the 'locks. Are they an affectation to make her look more 'authentic?'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (oVJmc)

382 barrel ?

Posted by: Wicket at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (qmMG2)

383 354
DangerGirl, you are a chemist?
wow there are so many chemists here at the HQ, it is so weird




Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (uZNvH)


Yes,
it's my job title. I actually have a degree in Biology, minor in
Chemistry, but ended up in the paint field as a chemist. Who knew?


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (+eR2D)


Perhaps it has something to do with all those research rabbits that ended up teal-colored....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (EzgxV)

384 When I am down I find listening to Vern Gosdin helps a lot. At least I drink more anyways.

Posted by: Old Glacer at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (XgseJ)

385 Ha !!! Not to barrel !!!

Posted by: Wicket at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (qmMG2)

386 Heh, Cruz just mentioned Carter's endorsement of Trump.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (RAckx)

387 I am Italicus!

Posted by: All Hail Ace, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (jR7Wy)

388 Buckeye News Award sounds right.

What were the pig trophies??

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (Bl4dy)

389 Yay! I feel emboldened

Posted by: All Hail Ace, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (jR7Wy)

390 Has anyone here ever made a grilled peanut butter sandwich without burning it?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)

391 bergerbuilder, thanks, but I weigh more than 205

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (uZNvH)

392 well if I do move to Texas it would probably be Houston area because that is where my sister is

but maybe DFW area, that's a lot closer to Houston than Missouri for sure


Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (uZNvH)



Read cookbooks like they are textbooks. Start with a lot of stuff from Julia Child. Seriously.

And if you move to DFW before I move out of here, I promise to teach you.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (+eR2D)

393 boldstrike!

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (uZNvH)

394 Aw, crap, sock doesn't work after all.

The hyphenated on gave off all kinds of unpleasant emanations and penumbras which were not detected in the early trials.

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (Y8V/1)

395
Annnnnd we're off to the races!

Taunt The Barrel if you dare, but don't start whining when it claims you, noobs!

Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (BK3ZS)

396 After someone mentioned Star Trek in the other thread, I went and am watching one of the original series episodes. They did such a good job on these. How many shows can you watch 40 years and change after they were made and not look awful?

You're probably watching the remastered episodes with the new effects.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (oVJmc)

397 This is because I angered the joos and talked about how Star Wars is racist because the main bad guy is a dude dressed in black! TAMPONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Melissa Harris Perry at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (LYCUN)

398 Me Too

Posted by: Wicket at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (qmMG2)

399 eris is dancing through raindrops now.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (L1+sh)

400 What were the pig trophies??

The coveted Silver Sow award!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:08 PM (39g3+)

401 L, Aceaholic. I don't think that works.
Chick-Fil-Ace?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 10:08 PM (2x3L+)

402 "Has anyone here ever made a grilled peanut butter sandwich without burning it?"
-Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)

Just toast the bread w/o anything on it. No muss, no fuss. Spread the PB and walk away.

...just walk away.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 10:08 PM (OQ9R7)

403 Never knew Ace was great at writing love letters.

Posted by: Draki at February 26, 2016 10:08 PM (kkOK3)

404 BOLD

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:08 PM (uZNvH)

405 390 Has anyone here ever made a grilled peanut butter sandwich without burning it?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)

......

I think I saw Chemjeff here earlier. I'm sure he hasn't

Posted by: Molly k. at February 26, 2016 10:08 PM (4aaDj)

406 Les Nessman actually won a Copper Cob award for his corn reporting as well. He was covered in glory.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (39g3+)

407 Perhaps it has something to do with all those research rabbits that ended up teal-colored....


Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (EzgxV)



heh. Or the ones that ended up as dinner....????

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (+eR2D)

408 My work here is done

Posted by: Wicket at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (qmMG2)

409 DangerGirl, are you thinking about leaving DFW?

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (uZNvH)

410 Chief Dan George would be so proud.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (KAgYZ)

411 How does one get certified as a liar? How much is it worth for getting hired for MFM or political consulting work?

Posted by: Palerider at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (dkExz)

412 You're probably watching the remastered episodes with the new effects.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (oVJmc)


I actually prefer the old ST episodes with the original special effects to the new, remastered ones.

The new effects in the old shows is just unpleasantly jarring to me.

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (Y8V/1)

413 "In fairness, I did a pretty crappy job. I would have fired me."


Most of us are pretty bad at our jobs at 17. We don't wanna be there, don't care, haven't figured out the world at all yet. But we all "knew" a whole lot.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (UXH1J)

414 nope, haven't made a grilled peanut butter sandwich

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (uZNvH)

415 It sounds like you're hungry for water, because you're dehydrated, on account of all the crying.

~~~~

I lol'd. Picturing Ace feigning deepest concern, running for a glass of water for the poor desiccated Melissa.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (E6RIJ)

416 You wanna talk about enslavement? I'm only worth $40 million! How much is Phil Griffin or Andy Lack worth?????

Posted by: Melissa Harris Perry at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (LYCUN)

417 I still miss [sub]sub-script[/sub]

Posted by: AceJackson at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (KCxzN)

418 396 After someone mentioned Star Trek in the other thread, I went and am watching one of the original series episodes. They did such a good job on these. How many shows can you watch 40 years and change after they were made and not look awful?

You're probably watching the remastered episodes with the new effects.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (oVJmc)

Hah. Well I was talking more about the story and dialogue. They are the remasters, but sometimes I do not even notice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (iHjB5)

419 heh. Or the ones that ended up as dinner....????
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (+eR2D)

what else can one do with two headed teal rabbits?

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (L1+sh)

420 Spread the PB and walk away.

...just walk away.


Sure, that's easy but the peanut butter roasts slightly when done right and its tastier

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (39g3+)

421 Just toast the bread w/o anything on it. No muss, no fuss. Spread the PB and walk away.

...just walk away.
Posted by: Slapweasel
-------------
Butter the hot toast, then PB. Trust me.

Posted by: Chi at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (/QyKy)

422 It is with soul-filling pride I can say I had to look up who the hell this person is. Apparently my universe does not require MSNBC to exist. Yay, me!

Posted by: JTB at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (FvdPb)

423 401
L, Aceaholic. I don't think that works.

Chick-Fil-Ace?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 10:08 PM (2x3L+)


Leather and L'Ace?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (EzgxV)

424
Baroness Margaret Thatcher was a chemist's daughter (I know, not the same thing, but nonetheless)!

Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (BK3ZS)

425 The Reagan - Kennedy Vietnam Debate

https://youtu.be/nvF30YEM6S8?t=13m30s

England's representative is being a cheeky bugger.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (VdICR)


His Soviet handler must have been pissed at him.

Also, guess which future Senator was in the student audiance?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (vBeA5)

426 Yeah they did alot of Hollywood magic to the original Star Trek.

The colors are amazing now.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (qUNWi)

427 "what else can one do with two headed teal rabbits?"
-Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (L1+sh)

Throw two carrot and watch the fun?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (OQ9R7)

428 as anyone here ever made a grilled peanut butter sandwich without burning it?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)


We used to make campfire fruit pies with canned fruit filling and wonderbread using those campfire clam-shell thingies on a long double handle.

It was pretty fun, and I think the adults preferred it to the flying dollops of napalm that happened when we toasted marshmallows for S'mores.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (q2o38)

429 Hi L,elle, how are you doing tonite?

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (uZNvH)

430 Speaking of sows, there was a terrible Islamophobic and xenophobic act in Germany. Someone threw a dead pig over into mosque construction site with the words "Mother Merkel" scrawled on the carcass.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (dvuhZ)

431 Baroness Margaret Thatcher was a chemist's daughter (I know, not the same thing, but nonetheless)!

Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (BK3ZS)


She was a chemist herself and held a graduate degree. She also received a patent, and studied under a Nobel lauriet in chemistry.

Posted by: The Nobel Hat at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (vBeA5)

432 >>>ace are you still here? I have a stupid question.

in and out.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (dciA+)

433 Speaking of sows, there was a terrible Islamophobic and xenophobic act in Germany. Someone threw a dead pig over into mosque construction site with the words "Mother Merkel" scrawled on the carcass.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (dvuhZ)


Waste of a good pig.

Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (Y8V/1)

434 The Barrel is a gheywad

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (qUNWi)

435
DangerGirl, are you thinking about leaving DFW?


Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (uZNvH)



Yes, unfortunately, it will happen.

I'm an only child. It is my responsibility to take care of my parents. They refuse to move here. Therefore, I must eventually move to southern Delaware to take care of them. It's ok, I've come to terms with it. Southern DE has a LOT of open land with a lot of forest. Cheaper property tax too.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (+eR2D)

436 what else can one do with two headed teal rabbits?
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (L1+sh)


Design the coat of arms for a new, but not terribly impressive, country?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (q2o38)

437 390 Has anyone here ever made a grilled peanut butter sandwich without burning it?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)
----
Put a little butter in the pan and put it on low/medium heat.

Do the full Elvis: PB, banana, and chocolate.

Have a defibrillator charged and ready.

Posted by: All Hail Ace, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (jR7Wy)

438 I still miss [sub]sub-script[/sub]

I miss Superscript, because you can't properly render Rathergate without that superscript "th"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (39g3+)

439 Wow, just saw a Trump ad on FNC.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (RAckx)

440 Ideal weight is waist size.
It's your height in inches divided by 2.
That's your ideal weight.

I've lost 30lbs and still have 5 inches of waist to go.

Posted by: Ralph at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (1pZw2)

441 405 390 Has anyone here ever made a grilled peanut butter sandwich without burning it?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)
......
I think I saw Chemjeff here earlier. I'm sure he hasn't
Posted by: Molly k.
-------------
That was EPIC, Molly.
Definite threadwinner.

Posted by: Chi at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (/QyKy)

442
You're probably watching the remastered episodes with the new effects.

The remastered episodes have Ghost Jar-Jar scattered throughout. That's the "tell".

Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (BK3ZS)

443 "Butter the hot toast, then PB. Trust me."



Wha......?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (UXH1J)

444 Whauml;t, auml;reuml; weuml; tauml;uuml;ntiuml;ng theuml; nouml;ouml;bs auml;gauml;iuml;n?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (D0J8L)

445 Maine Gov endorses Trump.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (RAckx)

446 "Did you also get a Ph.D. in Crying Too Many Tears to Count?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7uC5m-IRns

Posted by: SouthTexas at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (/orPj)

447 >>>>> Leather and L'Ace
Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (EzgxV)
>>>>>
Yes!! That one. I like! Thanks.
I also like that song duet with Stevie Nicks and Don Henley so it works

Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (2x3L+)

448 Dammit, who squelched the umlauts?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (D0J8L)

449 I miss Superscript, because you can't properly render Rathergate without that superscript "th"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM


someone did super-script in the comments the other night

Posted by: AceJackson at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (KCxzN)

450 Test#238;ng

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (D0J8L)

451 "Ideal weight is waist size.
It's your height in inches divided by 2.
That's your ideal weight.

I've lost 30lbs and still have 5 inches of waist to go.
"
-Posted by: Ralph at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (1pZw2)

I cut-off both my feet and... YEEEEEEEOOOOWWW!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (OQ9R7)

452 in and out.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (dciA+)



Did you ever try taleggio?


(told you it was stupid)

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (+eR2D)

453 MHP's recitation of credentials reminds me of the Chris Rock routine about the OJ murders (which shows how far back I go). His analogy to matrimonial law was that if for 20 years a restaurant gives you free steak, but one day they stop, they don't owe you a steak.
As Chris said, I'm not saying he should have done it. But I can understand.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (3Rr8K)

454 Has anyone here ever made a grilled peanut butter sandwich without burning it?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)


Real easy, just do it like a grilled cheese, only instead add the peanut butter after taking the toast off the grill.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (2TUVm)

455 If anyone is wondering about Jameson Caskmates, it tastes like Jameson with a hint of Guiness.

Posted by: John Marston at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (LYCUN)

456 Bruther Cavil is trying to summon Cthulhu

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (39g3+)

457 Whauml;t, auml;reuml; weuml; tauml;uuml;ntiuml;ng theuml; nouml;ouml;bs auml;gauml;iuml;n?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (D0J8L)


No one has uttered the Dark Tongue in this thread before!

Posted by: filbert the Grey at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (Y8V/1)

458 Testiumlng

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:16 PM (D0J8L)

459 You ain't worth the salt in my tears.

Who sung that? I vaguely remember it: You never loved me, pushed and shoved me.....something something you ain't worth the salt in my tears

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:16 PM (dvuhZ)

460 "Yes, unfortunately, it will happen."


Any idea on a timeline?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:16 PM (UXH1J)

461 Dammit. My Summon Umlaut abilities have been squelched.

/shakes fist at Pixy

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:16 PM (D0J8L)

462 DangerGirl, I am so sorry

If you should happen to pass through Missouri I can buy you a nice Applebee's meal


Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:17 PM (uZNvH)

463 "It's your height in inches divided by 2.
That's your ideal weight."



Well, then I'm underweight.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (UXH1J)

464 I'm rather drunk (almost wrote "pretty" but that could never apply to me), but I love watching Leftists dissolve. The tears of their failure are so corrosive that even the bones don't stick around.

Would it not be great if MSNBC were forced to beg for public funds? I think that should be great. Right before they went dark, of course. I mean, there cannot be enough hipster douchebags in the US to fund this...this...this uh, network.

As I am "rather" drunk I will sign off at this point, lest I sully the local environs for cherry-picking. Rest of everything snipped...you're welcome!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (AroJD)

465 Speaking of sows, there was a terrible Islamophobic and xenophobic act in Germany. Someone threw a dead pig over into mosque construction site with the words "Mother Merkel" scrawled on the carcass.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (dvuhZ)

Waste of a good pig.



Shoulda saved the bacon. But I like the way they think.

Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (yT7Mu)

466 456
Bruther Cavil is trying to summon Cthulhu

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (39g3+)


Why? I'm already here.

Posted by: cthulhace at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (EzgxV)

467 @463
I thought it was your age divided by two, plus seven.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (3Rr8K)

468 MHP- A little fashion advice nix the earrings at your next job interview... unless it's with Planned Parenthood, Code Pink or Tampax.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (7GQM/)

469 Probably David Koch's fault.

Posted by: Melissa Harris-Ace-Perry at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (g86xl)

470 Hi chemace. Everything sucks. I haven't done anything productive in a few days. I'm melancholy but can deal with it. It will take a little more time to feel normal again. Thanks for asking. You sound pretty cheerful lately. I hope you are.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (2x3L+)

471 Well, then I'm underweight.Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (UXH1J)


Damn.

Posted by: Ralph at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (9fNWb)

472 Ideal weight is waist size.
It's your height in inches divided by 2.
That's your ideal weight.

I've lost 30lbs and still have 5 inches of waist to go.



Interesting..never heard that one before.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (qUNWi)

473 #440: I don't know... I'm 6' tall, with a slender build, and I have a hard time believing that 36" is my ideal waist size.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (0OG8D)

474 The PhD was in Racial/Gender Grievance Studies.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (1ijHg)

475 looks like ace is back...

Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (QCc6B)

476
Any idea on a timeline?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:16 PM (UXH1J)



My FIL got a 3 year max prognosis from his doc last week. Based on that, I'm guessing I'll get up north in 20 years or so...after my parents pass. Ya know...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (+eR2D)

477 someone did super-script in the comments the other night

Yeah you can do some tricks with HTML but the ubboard tags don't work. I don't even think there's a unicode ascii th symbol.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (39g3+)

478 Well I am 74 inches tall, so I guess that would be a waist of 37, but my current waist is 42, so I have a little ways to go

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (uZNvH)

479
I'm an only child. It is my responsibility to take care of my parents. They refuse to move here. Therefore, I must eventually move to southern Delaware to take care of them. It's ok, I've come to terms with it. Southern DE has a LOT of open land with a lot of forest. Cheaper property tax too.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (+eR2D)


Kent or Sussex County? Give us a shout out when you're coming here -- there are a goodly number of morons in the vicinity of the Delmarva Peninsula and it's never too early to start building a DE rap sheet festooned with D&D citations. Just don't bring chickens into the mix...

Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:20 PM (BK3ZS)

480 I thought it was your age divided by two, plus seven.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM


carry the five, divide by pi

Posted by: AceJackson at February 26, 2016 10:20 PM (KCxzN)

481 L,elle, well it is because it is the weekend and I bought beer :/

I am sorry that you are melancholy, what can I do to help?

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:21 PM (uZNvH)

482 Mewitha, it's not because you're black, it's because you suck. You are a vacuous, vapid, tampon earring wearing idiot. You're amazingly lucky to have any job that doesn't involve a mop.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2016 10:21 PM (0mRoj)

483 Just don't bring chickens into the mix...
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:20 PM (BK3ZS)


That's the nicest thing I've heard anybody say in WEEKS!

Posted by: The Chicken at February 26, 2016 10:21 PM (Y8V/1)

484 On topic...

I cannot believe that this moronic "journalist" is a professor at one of my alma maters. She's like bizarro Condi Rice--unaccomplished by any reasonable real world standard yet deified by the Left as the near-ideal black woman (after Mooch, of course). And somehow MSNBC twigged to reality instead of the victim classes?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (Gosad)

485 "I'm 6' tall, with a slender build, and I have a hard time believing that 36" is my ideal waist size."



70 inches tall and wear a 30 waist. It does seem outta whack.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (UXH1J)

486 Got it straight from the horses cardiologist's mouth.

Also, it's not measured at your belt-line;
it's measured at your belly button.


Posted by: Ralph at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (9fNWb)

487 73 inches with a waste size of 32. You have to sweat to lose weight.

Posted by: John Marston at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (LYCUN)

488 Dammit. My Summon Umlaut abilities have been squelched.

/shakes fist at Pixy
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:16 PM (D0J8L)


ÖK

Posted by: Thë Pölïtïcäl Hät at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (vBeA5)

489 Quick, put away all the Ace socks! Boss is back!

Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (2x3L+)

490 The Euroweenie elites have decided NIRP (negative interest rates) aren't doing so hot. They're talking gettings serious now, much looser fiscal policy (Keynesian spending binge) and even true Helicopter money. Central banks actually just print and give money away.

You see NIRP it looks like has just the opposite effect. According to economic theory, savers reaction to NIRP should be. Well, if I save my money, they're going to charge, so I should spend it on this wonderful junk, and then, since I'm being paid to borrow I should do that and spend even more. The economy should take off like a rocket.

But funny thing, the reaction to NIRP seems to be to hunker down and spend even less. They're stealing my money! Better save and not spend even more to make up for it.

Real geniuses, our economic wizards of smart.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (dvuhZ)

491 I'm watching the new Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Mostly because Netflix's Marco Polo was pretty good. I'm not expecting much but we will see.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (VdICR)

492 459
You ain't worth the salt in my tears.

Who sung that? I vaguely
remember it: You never loved me, pushed and shoved me.....something
something you ain't worth the salt in my tears


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:16 PM (dvuhZ)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bi5Oci3m3M

Posted by: cthulhace at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (EzgxV)

493
474 The PhD was in Racial/Gender Grievance Studies.


So, single-ply recycled particle board grade toilet paper?

Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:23 PM (BK3ZS)

494 Melissa Perry whatsis is a perfect example of a snowflake sjw hire straight outta Berkeley.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:23 PM (39g3+)

495 Actually, I would be thrilled with a 37 inch waist
the last time I was at 37, I was in highschool I think

Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:23 PM (uZNvH)

496
Melissa Harris-Perry



She looks like a woman who isn't very clean.

I mean, hygienically speaking.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 26, 2016 10:23 PM (kdS6q)

497 OK Horde, as may have been noticed earlier in the day, I am In A Bad Mood, and Juuuuuuuust This Side of going totally bananas. The combination of truck repair follies, the ongoing Horde Uncivil War, and general fucktardery I've been putting up with in various corners has been massively fraying what little sanity I have remaining, and it's getting to be more and more an act of adamantine will to keep from doing something to put me on the police blotters.

(Seriously yo, if folks can't take these disagreements down to a more civil level, I'm going to give up Daywalking for ONT crawling just to get away from the stench of putrid argumentation and burning strawmen. It's getting damn pathetic, yo.)

So this weekend, I may just take a night to drink heavily and watch the oddest brain candy I can find on my Roku. Reality is such shit, I'm ashamed to be associated with it anymore.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM (D0J8L)

498 Chem, I wish there were something you could do. It's just one of those things. Just stay cheerful. That makes me happy.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM (2x3L+)

499 okay ace sock is gone

Posted by: chemjeff at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM (uZNvH)

500 Also, it's not measured at your belt-line;
it's measured at your belly button.

Posted by: Ralph at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM


Great!! I just found out I'm 8 feet tall...

Posted by: AceJackson at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM (KCxzN)

501 She looks like a woman who isn't very clean.

I mean, hygienically speaking.


Look just because she has a kaiser roll between her legs doesn't mean she's unclean!

Posted by: MSNBC producer at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM (39g3+)

502 Kent or Sussex County? Give us a shout out when
you're coming here -- there are a goodly number of morons in the
vicinity of the Delmarva Peninsula and it's never too early to start
building a DE rap sheet festooned with DD citations. Just don't
bring chickens into the mix...



Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:20 PM (BK3ZS)



Sussex most likely. My parents live in Bethany. We can't afford resort area so we're looking west Sussex, anywhere from Delmar to Harrington (which is Kent I think but still doable.)

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (+eR2D)

503 Subscript

Superscript

I doubt either will work, but here's trying.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (21hN3)

504 "Ya know..."



Ah. Gotcha.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (UXH1J)

505 *nopes*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (21hN3)

506 Hack with glasses...apparent intelligence, by proxy...

Posted by: Mudshark at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (hcggm)

507 >>Did you ever try taleggio?


i may have but I don't remember it. i get the cheese plate a lot but don't remember that one.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (dciA+)

508 L,elle, here is a cheerful puppeh for you

http://tinyurl.com/huwyssd

Posted by: chemjeff at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (uZNvH)

509 Brother Cavil, have you considered some full auto therapy at a local gun range? Does wonders for the anger, so I hear.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (Gosad)

510 70 inches tall and wear a 30 waist. It does seem outta whack.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (UXH1J)



I have met you in person. You're a daggone beanpole.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:26 PM (+eR2D)

511 Corgis.

Posted by: cthulhace at February 26, 2016 10:27 PM (EzgxV)

512 While MSNBC may believe that I am worthless, I know better. I know who I am. I know why MHP Show is unique and valuable. I will not sell short myself or this show. I am not hungry for empty airtime.[?i]

And gosh darn it, people like me!

Posted by: Daily Retardation with Stuart Smalley at February 26, 2016 10:27 PM (J3phO)

513 ONT is NOOD!

I Repeat...

ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 10:27 PM (OQ9R7)

514 (so ein Scheiss!)

Posted by: Daily Retardation with Stuart Smalley at February 26, 2016 10:27 PM (J3phO)

515 Brother Cavil, have you considered some full auto therapy at a local gun range? Does wonders for the anger, so I hear.

I should get firearms training. I'm divided on getting the firearm. Half of me says "prudent measure in the current times" and half of me says "too tempted to use the damn thing in traffic".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:28 PM (D0J8L)

516 Danger i believe he is still young-ish so that might be right in later years

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:28 PM (L1+sh)

517 >>> Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM (D0J8L)
-----
It really is only a handful of shit-stirrers but they are hard to ignore. I don't blame you. I think Ace is running out of patience with it. Maetenloch did a long time ago and is very banhappy. You might like the ONT better. He never sleeps and won't put up crap even the slightest hint of trollishness or just being a pain in the ass gets you zapped.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 10:28 PM (2x3L+)

518 Mewitha, it's not because you're black, it's because
you suck. You are a vacuous, vapid, tampon earring wearing idiot.
You're amazingly lucky to have any job that doesn't involve a mop.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2016 10:21 PM (0mRoj)


And yet she is in the "one percent", even as she rails against supposed injustice. Truly bizarre.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 10:28 PM (2TUVm)

519
Great!! I just found out I'm 8 feet tall...



Posted by: AceJackson at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM

~~~~

Priceless.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 26, 2016 10:29 PM (E6RIJ)

520 "I have met you in person. You're a daggone beanpole."



I am "svelte."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:29 PM (UXH1J)

521 WooHoo - I (finally) got the breast cream ad!

BRB

Posted by: speedster1 at February 26, 2016 10:29 PM (vUcdz)

522 i may have but I don't remember it. i get the cheese plate a lot but don't remember that one.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (dciA+)



*sigh* I give up. I recommended it to you months ago, when you recommended some fey Francoise cheese you got from Whole Foods. Fuggedabouhtidt.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:29 PM (+eR2D)

523 Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:02 PM (L1+sh)

I missed that somehow. The bravery and courage of some people as they battle really bad diseases still continues to amaze me as I have seen it first hand. I'll say a prayer for the both of you!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 10:30 PM (wYnyS)

524 She can't keep her job after that.

Posted by: An Ace ar Buile at February 26, 2016 10:30 PM (+tFa9)

525 >>>*sigh* I give up. I recommended it to you months ago, when you recommended some fey Francoise cheese you got from Whole Foods. Fuggedabouhtidt.


i thought that sounded familiar. I promise i'll remember the next time i go.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 10:30 PM (dciA+)

526
Also, judging by the outraged #nerdland tweets, MHP big with trannies, for some reason.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 26, 2016 10:30 PM (kdS6q)

527 WooHoo - I (finally) got the breast cream ad!

BRB
Posted by: speedster1 at February 26, 2016 10:29 PM (vUcdz)

let me know if it increases 2 cup sizes

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:31 PM (L1+sh)

528 430 Speaking of sows, there was a terrible Islamophobic and xenophobic act in Germany. Someone threw a dead pig over into mosque construction site with the words "Mother Merkel" scrawled on the carcass.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (dvuhZ)


Good on them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2016 10:31 PM (SXU3d)

529 Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:28 PM (D0J8L)

Lockbox in the car for a calming down period!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 10:32 PM (wYnyS)

530 Hrothgar , so far she's winning. and hope it stays that way.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:32 PM (L1+sh)

531 >>>Crossbow?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (zmW4B)

***

Bottle of chloroform and some hog-tyin' twine?

Posted by: An Ace ar Buile at February 26, 2016 10:32 PM (+tFa9)

532 492: Yeah, that's it. Thanks.

Feeling neglected, used and rejected...

I saw you laugh when the knife was twisted....

Baby you picked him, found your next victim....


I got a kick out of those lyrics somehow

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:32 PM (dvuhZ)

533 Continued from last thread because fuck me if I'm going to read content...


I am "svelte."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:29 PM (UXH1J)



If "svelte" means a thin motherfucker, then that's you. Nice to see you RK, hope you are well. I will make you apricot preserves this year, I promise.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:32 PM (+eR2D)

534
While MSNBC may believe that I am worthless, I know better. I know who I am. I know why MHP Show is unique and valuable. I will not sell short myself or this show. I am not hungry for empty airtime.


♩ ♫ I gotta be me! I gotta be me!
♪ ♬

Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:34 PM (BK3ZS)

535 So this weekend, I may just take a night to drink
heavily and watch the oddest brain candy I can find on my Roku. Reality
is such shit, I'm ashamed to be associated with it anymore.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM (D0J8L)


I suggest Zardoz or John Dies at the End, both of which are really odd and may make you feel better about [redacted for grossness] (dying pointlessly)

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2016 10:34 PM (q2o38)

536 hahaha

Nice fisking, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2016 10:36 PM (2rE0p)

537 For MHP:

"The party's over;
It's time to call it a day.
They burst your pretty balloon
And taken the moon awaaayyy.
Take off your make-up.
The party's over, it's all over, my friend."

Posted by: Anita O'Day singing at February 26, 2016 10:37 PM (LQLeS)

538
Time to drop the aceonym and skedaddle to tge ONT...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot 'Who Decides?' at February 26, 2016 10:38 PM (BK3ZS)

539 472 Ideal weight is waist size.
It's your height in inches divided by 2.
That's your ideal weight.
-------------------
Interesting..never heard that one before.
Posted by: eleven
-------------
There's a good reason you've never heard that...
A good rule of thumb, though - your "wingspan" is roughly equal to your height.

Posted by: Chi at February 26, 2016 10:38 PM (vnGMD)

540 Cornel West once tried to pick up my wife at a bar in Harvard Square.

He waited until she got up to use the bathroom and followed her, accosting her as she was returning and making lewd suggestions.

She didn't tell me until much later, fearing I would assault and batter him.

Posted by: An Ace ar Buile at February 26, 2016 10:38 PM (+tFa9)

541 Ms. Harris-Perry (I feel sorry for Mr. Harris) should just go to Twitter and "take" her place on the Trust and Safety Council or whatever the fuck it's called. She'll fit right in.

Posted by: ChicagoXile at February 26, 2016 10:38 PM (tNhg/)

542 528 430 Speaking of sows, there was a terrible Islamophobic and xenophobic act in Germany. Someone threw a dead pig over into mosque construction site with the words "Mother Merkel" scrawled on the carcass.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (dvuhZ)

Good on them....

This guy got in trouble:@1:23
Dutch man busted for pig hat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t78taaCN1Lc

Posted by: G6loq at February 26, 2016 10:43 PM (zj+JZ)

543 Was s(he) formerly known as Keith Olbermann?

Posted by: Devan95 at February 26, 2016 10:43 PM (kC+1/)

544 ...or rather, I feel sorry for Mr. Perry.

Posted by: ChicagoXile at February 26, 2016 10:45 PM (tNhg/)

545 Has anyone asked her viewer what she's going to do?

Posted by: Michal at February 26, 2016 10:53 PM (KClXw)

546 Is MSNBC moving toward watchability?

Nah, probably not.

Posted by: Sam at February 26, 2016 10:56 PM (sO6CM)

547 It's all snickers and giggles until we find out that this is the opening that brings Piers Morgan back on the airwaves.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 26, 2016 11:00 PM (mhkbv)

548 I believe xe was let go due to my complaint regarding her attack on the transgender community. It's incredibly hurtful to us when a cisgender person displays feminine products as accessories, thereby reminding us that we lack the ability to menstruate, thereby robbing us of our true femininity. Good riddance.

Posted by: Xe at February 26, 2016 11:08 PM (H5eux)

549 Deadpool was a great movie.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 26, 2016 11:19 PM (R5HRU)

550 So I'm guessing MHP will be missing a few payments on the $70,000 she still owes the IRS?

Amazing how many well-paid progressives don't want to pay THEIR fair shares.

Posted by: Spellcheck at February 26, 2016 11:23 PM (HKBpI)

551 This!!!! This post is why I love this blog and have come back day after day for years. This is classic Ace and I love it. Unfortunately these types of posts are becoming more scarce. I know Ace is getting older, but Jesus Christ man, you can crank one of these out at least once a week. Great shit though. I love this blog.

Posted by: Yo Mama at February 26, 2016 11:27 PM (89Wtt)

552 she's a trump whore.....

just like ..........

a flower i once knew(tear)....

ace will keep me sane!

..................................

hillary is bigger crimanal


that's a fact!


new york is about to eat it's own..


don't stand in the way.

Posted by: gonna br scary at February 26, 2016 11:44 PM (AG7GB)

553 I dunno. I'll shed a tear for poor MHP.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 26, 2016 11:49 PM (Sda6L)

554 Been a tough week for Melissa's

Posted by: Haikus for Hillary! at February 26, 2016 11:58 PM (GdgAM)

555 MHP learns that when supply meets demand the results aren't always pretty.

Posted by: dissent555 at February 27, 2016 12:00 AM (GdgAM)

556 we aren't goi'n no'wr.

trump just for fun!!!

Posted by: free beer at February 27, 2016 12:06 AM (AG7GB)

557 This is the Ace I have missed. Brilliant take down. I laughed so hard I cried, too many tears to count.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at February 27, 2016 12:26 AM (QLZKW)

558 Hey, I heard a rumor that Melissa Harris-Perry is actually an African-American. I really can't tell from her broadcasts. Can anyone confirm or refute?

Posted by: Herp McDerp at February 27, 2016 03:52 AM (7QRNd)

559 Geez, it is so hard to fire these people!

Micro, normal, or macro-aggression? Please FWD to legal for recommendations.

-MSNBC Mgmt.

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at February 27, 2016 04:38 AM (NjX7M)

560 Tampon-earring talk-show host unable to go with the flow. Heavy.

Posted by: Jonathan Silber at February 27, 2016 07:51 AM (ewNqR)

561 Instead of "rubbing butter on it" I suggest she do what we used to say on the old construction site and "soak it in cider" (I assume she's a lesbian, she is a "radical feminist", after all).

Posted by: docweasel at February 27, 2016 08:06 AM (XxzcU)

562 LMAO. So late to the party no one will ever see this comment but, Ace, you have outdone yourself with this one.

Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2016 09:35 AM (Vd733)

563 She will weep more, and Jesus will weep less.
You don't need Vince from ShamWow to sell that deal!

BTW, who does count their tears anyhow?

Posted by: Stan at February 27, 2016 10:10 AM (LOljp)

564 Seems like the long way to say "You can't fire me, I quit!"

Posted by: DFG at February 27, 2016 10:12 AM (CFSfO)

565 Crap. I slogged through 561 comments, waiting to see someone get banned or barrelled and nobody did. Try harder!

Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2016 10:23 AM (Vd733)

566 " we were effectively and utterly silenced."

And yet she still talks....

Posted by: Stan at February 27, 2016 10:25 AM (LOljp)

567 She stomps off the set tampon earrings flying in the wind as she broke it.

Posted by: JR at February 27, 2016 10:40 AM (wFlFs)

568 Wow Melissa, after years of screaming about how evil white people are, suddenly they don't want you around anymore?
I can't believe it!!

She must really be a joy to deal with if MSNBC doesn't even want her to sit on a panel and talk about the election with the other anchors.

Posted by: Hamilton at February 27, 2016 10:45 AM (4djZu)

569 I have wept countless tears of laughter over this...

Posted by: Stan at February 27, 2016 11:10 AM (LOljp)

570 Wow!

So THIS is what modern day slavery is like.

I never knew my nation could be so cruel.

Posted by: George Washington at February 27, 2016 11:25 AM (UsCnO)

571
I haven't laughed so hard for months.

So glad you quit Twitter.

Posted by: Levin at February 27, 2016 11:34 AM (iZGeA)

572 She should talk to Ed Schultz. According to him, the weekend slot is a promotion.

Posted by: NavyChief'95 at February 27, 2016 11:55 AM (/WYy+)

573 Okay, I give up: How the frell is a PhD in political science even a thing?

Posted by: Lummox JR at February 27, 2016 12:47 PM (6M3sp)

574 3 oz sincere MHP tears
1 large Clinton integrity, chopped fine.
8 oz halal bacon

nah, I got nothing.

Posted by: phunctor at February 27, 2016 12:54 PM (CKGil)

575 Serendipitously @ DangerGirl

Hordelings: Pls ping DG if you have her unhordely contact info.

We are about to sell our farmhouse on 6 acres in Bridgeville DE and move to FL.

If this is any kind of fit to your needs, let's talk.

sik alu ak AT g m a i l

Posted by: phunctor at February 27, 2016 01:17 PM (CKGil)

576 See if you ere still twidderbatin this post wouldn't exist here

Posted by: Shiggz at February 27, 2016 06:50 PM (G7wcY)

577 She's a fucking retard.

Not to mention a racist special little snowflake.

Posted by: WTF IS WRONG WITH HER at February 27, 2016 07:06 PM (w6/cR)

578 I just wanted to try out my new nickname.
Melissa's Hairy Paris

Posted by: Melissa's Hairy Paris at February 27, 2016 07:48 PM (srMEZ)

579 if u were dumb enough to marry 'it' think of what the divorce would look like
*shudder*

Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2016 11:08 PM (Ph3Ko)

580 That bytch ain't got nothing on me!

Posted by: Dr.Amy Bishop at February 27, 2016 11:13 PM (Ph3Ko)

581 I didn't put any rufees in her drink!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at February 27, 2016 11:22 PM (Ph3Ko)

582 Well, that beat all heck out of working.

Posted by: Monday Lurkette at February 29, 2016 03:24 PM (PLmfk)

583 ? and the Mysterions played at our high school homecoming dance. We cried 96 Tears because we were supposed to have The Grass Roots.

True story.

Posted by: Anne at March 01, 2016 12:53 AM (xOLtP)

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