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Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2025 02:01 PM (+qU29) 2
So a bacon scented candle? Alrighty then
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 28, 2025 02:02 PM (VPPG8) 3
My wife is a candle burner, Doesn't do much for me
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2025 02:02 PM (+qU29) 4
Candle-making is the last refuge of a mental defective. Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2025 02:03 PM (yZua4) 5
Depressing day as usual but...
@TheBabylonBee 1m King Saul's Troubled Spirit Soothed By Sick New Effects Pedal David Got For His Harp Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2025 02:04 PM (mlg/3) 6
FWP
On the ferry to Bainbridge island to meet up with Some Rat. I have Ladyl with me. The mountains are hiding. Grrrrrr Whoot! Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2025 02:04 PM (sevWW) 7
instead reach the machine room.
There, the Priestess of the Whip, assisted by two topless drummers, commands more than a hundred slave girls. They are naked except for loincloths. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 28, 2025 02:04 PM (TJZm9) 8
My FWP is: there's a knot in the screen fabric of my patio door. It's near the center and distracts me as I gaze out-- it RUINS the view!
Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2025 02:05 PM (rdVOm) 9
Mason jars work well
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2025 02:05 PM (VE6XX) 10
So... Mandles?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 28, 2025 02:05 PM (GZJe+) 11
That's a very pretty cheap whiskey glass, CBD. It makes an attractive candle.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at September 28, 2025 02:08 PM (FMtrg) 12
Wide mouth canning jars half pint or pint
Wrap candle in foil after removing candle from mold Posted by: epador at September 28, 2025 02:08 PM (lMDLA) 13
I saw this at a questionable news site, so who knows if it is true...
Marcus Hale: Ex-Army Vet Identified in Grand Blanc Church Shooting That Killed 2 Suspect in Grand Blanc LDS Church Shooting Posted Anti-Mormon Rants Before Fiery Attack Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 28, 2025 02:08 PM (TGPs7) Posted by: Don Black at September 28, 2025 02:09 PM (AOsQT) 15
Mass shooting at a church in Michigan
https://tinyurl.com/4kcn8f42 Posted by: Don Black ---------- That's a 3rd world problem. Down the hall, on the left... Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2025 02:11 PM (rdVOm) 16
My aunt burned candles all the time. After she passed, it took my uncle a while to scrub the ceilings clean. There was that much of a build-up, but she burned a LOT of candles.
Here's a truly 1st world, small town problem. There's a truck that comes around a few times a year to scrub the curbs clean. It passed by this week. Man is that thing loud. Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 28, 2025 02:11 PM (Sco7b) 17
This week's FWP: people who clog a parking lot aisle for ten minutes waiting for a space to open up. Likely in league with the driver of the car sitting in the space, who is making a leisurely phone call. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2025 02:11 PM (tgvbd) 18
On the topic of candles and FWP, has anyone else noticed a decline in the quality of cheap candles? I never remembered any cheap candles in the past refusing to burn for more than a few minutes. I have some tea lights that simply won't stay lit.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at September 28, 2025 02:14 PM (FMtrg) 19
Candles are the future of home lighting in the era of sustainable energy
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2025 02:14 PM (JkO4W) 20
I have some tea lights that simply won't stay lit.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at September 28, 2025 02:14 PM (FMtrg) Tea Lights are junk for the most part. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at September 28, 2025 02:15 PM (n9ltV) 21
There's a truck that comes around a few times a year to scrub the curbs clean. It passed by this week. Man is that thing loud.
Well, don't make us all guess. Did it at least clean your curb? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2025 02:15 PM (JkO4W) 22
Kinda hard for a mormon to piss someone off, yes? Why do I suspect "anti-mormon" is code for anti-Christian? Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2025 02:16 PM (yZua4) 23
Candles are the future of home lighting in the era of sustainable energy
Posted by: Cicero Which is why I have two old timey oil lamps on my desk ready to go. Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2025 02:16 PM (cYBz/) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2025 02:16 PM (tgvbd) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2025 02:17 PM (JkO4W) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2025 02:17 PM (tgvbd) 27
My wife generally only burns candles during the Thanksgiving - Christmas period. Non-scented. She's not real fond of scented ones.
We have a fair stockpile of them too. A byproduct of power outages. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2025 02:18 PM (Q4IgG) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 28, 2025 02:18 PM (L/fGl) 29
Well, don't make us all guess. Did it at least clean your curb?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2025 02:15 PM (JkO4W No, for whatever reason, just the other side of the street. No cars on the street. My side of the street just got screwed over. WTF? Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 28, 2025 02:18 PM (Sco7b) 30
>>has anyone else noticed a decline in the quality of cheap candles?
-------- I stopped buying/burning candles when they started being made of whipped paraffin. I suppose the industry has found a cheap additive, to replace the 'incorporation of air' process, and/or sh1ttier wick material? Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2025 02:18 PM (rdVOm) 31
Not a candle enthusiast. In the sanctuary of a church is the only place I want to see them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh The sound of coins dropping into the money box does wonders for this old man. Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2025 02:18 PM (cYBz/) 32
Your first world problem is that you're running out of liquor-oriented glasses. Mine is that I have too many. Two people in my life never used their fancy glasses so they gave them to me. One set is a cheapish collection of about 8 goblets, the other is some crystal-like engraved set of tiny little sippers suitable for liqueurs that no one drinks. I was cleaning house yesterday and finally threw away all my old college papers that I myself haven't read in mumblety years so why do I think they'll be precious heirlooms, and I rounded up all the glasses and put them in my car to drop off the next time I'm driving by the Goodwill or the Cancer Society store. There's a Useless Stemware Distribution System in the first world. Pay attention, people. The threat is real. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2025 02:18 PM (n7CIX) 33
There are candles all over the house, a legacy of the late wife.
We've had no hurricane or snow power outages since. The candles remain unlit. Posted by: From about That Time at September 28, 2025 02:18 PM (n4GiU) 34
You know what's faster than gay candles? Incest sticks. You want a quick aroma? Burn an incest stick. They come in hundreds of scents. Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2025 02:18 PM (yZua4) 35
We have a few o I l lamps if power goes out, happens about 1 time in 5 years
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2025 02:19 PM (+qU29) 36
Kinda hard for a mormon to piss someone off, yes?
Why do I suspect "anti-mormon" is code for anti-Christian? Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2025 02:16 PM (yZua4) Could be an ex-Mormon who has a grudge against the church Posted by: Josephistan at September 28, 2025 02:19 PM (DFLxb) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2025 02:20 PM (tgvbd) 38
You want a quick aroma? Burn an incest stick. They come in hundreds of scents.
Posted by: Soothsayer The Paolo, how you say, has known a few of those with incest sticks. They didn't survive the consequences. Posted by: The Paolo at September 28, 2025 02:20 PM (cYBz/) 39
Could be an ex-Mormon who has a grudge against the church
Could be Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed swinging hard for those 72 virgins. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2025 02:21 PM (JkO4W) Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2025 02:21 PM (yZua4) 41
You know what's faster than gay candles?
Incest sticks. You want a quick aroma? Burn an incest stick. They come in hundreds of scents. ---- Go on.... Posted by: House Lannister at September 28, 2025 02:21 PM (DFLxb) 42
Likely in league with the driver of the car sitting in the space, who is making a leisurely phone call. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ============== That's the person who has to turn to the left and the right ten times to get their seatbelt fastened. Sort of like a dog that has to turn around in a circle five times on one spot before it lies down. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2025 02:22 PM (n7CIX) 43
Tea Lights are junk for the most part.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at September 28, 2025 02:15 PM (n9ltV) But I think they used to burn much better than they do now. Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at September 28, 2025 02:22 PM (FMtrg) 44
My late mother had a small collection of candles, including some of the really fancy ones. I found enough as I've been thoroughly cleaning and organizing the house the last THREE months...with occasional benders. Should be done this week FINALLY.
All the candles were donated or given away. I just don't need them. Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 28, 2025 02:24 PM (Sco7b) 45
Suspect in Grand Blanc LDS Church Shooting Posted Anti-Mormon Rants Before Fiery Attack Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 28, 2025 02:08 PM (TGPs7) _________ Not from Carthage, IL, is he? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2025 02:27 PM (tgvbd) 46
Aldi sells some very nice inexpensive scented candles.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 28, 2025 02:28 PM (XQo4F) 47
I think modern candles use some sort of soy sludge instead of wax.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 28, 2025 02:29 PM (kpS4V) 48
36 Kinda hard for a mormon to piss someone off, yes?
You must not know all the mormons I know. The group traits on the whole are mostly positive, but when that one guy I know gets in that one mode he gets in...ya vex me, Brudda! Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 28, 2025 02:30 PM (+Jojf) 49
I like an essential oil diffuser.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2025 02:31 PM (CA6zO) 50
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Candles are bee exploitation. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2025 02:17 PM (tgvbd) These days, it's soy exploitation. Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at September 28, 2025 02:31 PM (FMtrg) 51
On the topic of candles and FWP, has anyone else noticed a decline in the quality of cheap candles? I never remembered any cheap candles in the past refusing to burn for more than a few minutes. I have some tea lights that simply won't stay lit.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at September 28, 2025 02:14 PM I noticed. They're like cheap crayons. Vietnamese jar candles are okay, but not cheap. The "crackling wicks" are wood and burn fast. I bought boxes of 8-hour tealights made from palm wax with cotton wicks. Each isn't strong enough to read by, but three in front of a mirror is perfect. Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 28, 2025 02:31 PM (5m2gG) 52
49 I like an essential oil diffuser.
I had a vehicle like that once. Turns out it was the rear main seal. Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 28, 2025 02:32 PM (+Jojf) 53
Candles?? Luxury! We had to stick wicks in ourears.
Posted by: fd at September 28, 2025 02:35 PM (vFG9F) 54
I recall oil lamps that were popular back in the 70's that used scented oils. They were shaped like old hurricane lamps, and similar, glass oil lamps from around the turn of the century.
(1900, not 2000 in case you were wondering.) Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2025 02:35 PM (Q4IgG) 55
" I think modern candles use some sort of soy sludge instead of wax.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! " Soylent Candles? Posted by: fd at September 28, 2025 02:36 PM (vFG9F) 56
Buy more fruit preserves in the tiny jars.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 28, 2025 02:36 PM (3uBP9) 57
Confession: I didn't think I was a scented candle person. Then I marry someone who was and damned if I didn't get dragged into a make your own scented candle shop.
It ain't cheap, but it's fun. My first candle was mix of leather and I forget what else but I was going for my favorite smell in all the world: New baseball glove. My son is from Oregon so I did him a candle of rain, patchouli, and cannabis. My sister is a crazy but not leftist cat lady so I put together something to mask that odor. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 28, 2025 02:36 PM (vKEG1) 58
I noticed. They're like cheap crayons.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 28, 2025 02:31 PM (5m2gG) Thank you, NaughtyPine. I feel heard. Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at September 28, 2025 02:37 PM (FMtrg) 59
53 Candles?? Luxury! We had to stick wicks in our ears.
You were lucky! We couldn't afford earwax. Had to get the police to shoot wax bullets at us and collect the fragments! Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 28, 2025 02:37 PM (+Jojf) 60
I think modern candles use some sort of soy sludge instead of wax. Posted by: All Hail Eris Yeah, They want to make more gays. Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2025 02:38 PM (yZua4) 61
I have a couple hundred tea lights (very cheap at the time). Use them like night lights when power goes out.
That only happens a couple times a year. Usually hurricane related. Nothing this year. So far. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 28, 2025 02:39 PM (/lPRQ) 62
My mother likes feesh so I cook it outside on the grill, in an aluminum pan lined with parchment paper.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2025 02:40 PM (ULPxl) 63
Candles became a required thing in California after SoCal Edison instituted rolling blackouts during Santa Ana season (Oct-December, typically). A few years back, they pulled our power the day before Thanksgiving. Had to bring my turkey to my friend's place in Camarillo to roast it. My neighborhood was dark for about a week...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 28, 2025 02:40 PM (nbLIj) 64
My 1WP is should do yard stuff but not feeling super
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2025 02:40 PM (+qU29) 65
Use ice to create swiss cheese pattern.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at September 28, 2025 02:41 PM (uIXO9) 66
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I think modern candles use some sort of soy sludge instead of wax. Posted by: All Hail Eris Yeah, They want to make more gays. Don't know what all of thr effects arde, but that crap is in absolutely eveything inbthe middle of the grocery store. Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 28, 2025 02:41 PM (+Jojf) 67
To light your scented candle you need a rechargeable plasma lighter.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 28, 2025 02:42 PM (XQo4F) 68
My FWP is those relatively new resealable plastic bags of things, nuts, dog treats, candy, etc. Sometimes, the seals are so tight you actually rip the seal from the bag before the seal unseals. Then you can't reveal it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 28, 2025 02:42 PM (L/fGl) 69
You make your own candles ?? Ok....
Posted by: runner at September 28, 2025 02:43 PM (g47mK) 70
Also recycling bikini wax.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at September 28, 2025 02:44 PM (uIXO9) 71
Oh, we dreamed of having wax bullets shot at us! We had to scavenge used dental floss from the dump and scrape the wax off with our teeth and use that. And we were glad of it!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2025 02:44 PM (PiwSw) 72
Last two houses we, meaning myself, installed serious exhaust hoods for cooking stinky fish. First one was rated 700 cfm. That next was 1200 cfm.
When pulling that much air you have to have make-up intake, or open a window. It is powerful enough to pull air through a fireplace chimney and fill your house with smoke and ash in seconds... ask wife how we know this. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 28, 2025 02:44 PM (/lPRQ) 73
You had TEETH?
Posted by: fd at September 28, 2025 02:45 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 28, 2025 02:46 PM (L/fGl) 75
oh, you know what helps ? Vinegar. Just a few bowls with vinegar around. I heard that works. Expecially with fish.
Posted by: runner at September 28, 2025 02:47 PM (g47mK) 76
Wow. I really hate seeing you having to deal with all of these hig-impact First Whirlled problems … have patience. Remember what the doctor told his constipated patient after administering the laxative dose: "All things shall pass" …
Posted by: Dr_No at September 28, 2025 02:47 PM (ayRl+) 77
Starbucks announces hundreds of store closures and layoffs Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! __________ Where am I going to get a cup of overpriced, horrible coffee??? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2025 02:47 PM (tgvbd) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2025 02:48 PM (tgvbd) 79
Oddly enough, the cheapest candle I could find to stick in my jack-o-lantern last Halloween was a sickly-scented thing in a little glass. Perfect for putting in a pumpkin, because I didn't have to carefully prop it up with toothpicks. The thing burned all night. Half of it was left. Being me, I had no choice but to bring the rest of it back in the house and put it in a drawer to use THIS year. Every time I open that drawer, its sickly scent wafts through the house. A long year of patient suffering will be rewarded this October 31 when it lights another jack-o-lantern and burns all the way! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2025 02:48 PM (n7CIX) 80
Not letting homeless destroy your business didn't save every store?
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2025 02:49 PM (+qU29) 81
@77
Starbucks announces hundreds of store closures and layoffs Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! __________ Where am I going to get a cup of overpriced, horrible coffee??? _____________________________________ Come to my place … I'll happily overcharge yez for bad cuppa … Posted by: Dr_No at September 28, 2025 02:49 PM (ayRl+) 82
Dude...really? 16 Mason jars run under $20 at most of those Dollar stores.
Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2025 02:50 PM (dIske) 83
Went into Starbucks, (Starbucks's, Starbux?), ordered a large cup of coffee, and they called me a drip!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 28, 2025 02:50 PM (+Jojf) 84
You know what I think is killing Strabucks? The employees. Tattooed. Nose piercings, etc. Bad attitude. Nobody wants to see that shit, and nobody wants that shit touching their food. Starbucks employee fatigue is real. Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2025 02:50 PM (yZua4) 85
2 So a bacon scented candle? Alrighty then
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 28, 2025 02:02 PM (VPPG ![]() Save yer bacon grease, put a wick in it before it solidifies...instant bacon-flavored and scented candle!... Well, not really... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2025 02:50 PM (ynpvh) 86
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You know what I think is killing Strabucks? The employees. Tattooed. Nose piercings, etc. Bad attitude. Nobody wants to see that shit, and nobody wants that shit touching their food. Starbucks employee fatigue is real. Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2025 02:50 PM (yZua4) They can work at Chipotle and spread their Hep B to the customers... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2025 02:50 PM (ynpvh) 87
Before electricity, how many candles did they need to light a room?
Posted by: dantesed at September 28, 2025 02:50 PM (Oy/m2) 88
@22/Soothsayer: "Kinda hard for a mormon to piss someone off, yes?"
Have you heard of an author by the name of Larry Correia? :-) Pissing leftists off is his entertainment between writing sessions on whatever book he's writing currently. I've heard that he's quite kind and generous, IF you're not an idjit leftist trying to pick a fight with him, or tell him what he thinks, or tell him how to do what he knows to do in his fields (plural) of experience. He is a man of many talents, that one. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 28, 2025 02:51 PM (O7YUW) 89
OMG don't you know there's a wax shortage?? Candles or leaky toilets your call buckos!
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 28, 2025 02:51 PM (VPPG8) 90
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Humanities grads hardest hit. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2025 02:48 PM (tgvbd) Oh, the humanity! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2025 02:51 PM (ynpvh) 91
75 oh, you know what helps ? Vinegar. Just a few bowls with vinegar around. I heard that works. Expecially with fish.
Posted by: runner at September 28, 2025 02:47 PM (g47mK) I recall my mother leaving a saucer or two filled with ammonia for that purpose... Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 28, 2025 02:52 PM (nbLIj) 92
87 Before electricity, how many candles did they need to light a room?
Posted by: dantesed at September 28, 2025 02:50 PM (Oy/m2) Just one and the whole room will be alight... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2025 02:52 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2025 02:53 PM (Q4IgG) 94
When your twitter timeline occasionally shows you a Tik Tok goblin making a fool of herself, and then you walk into a food-serving establishment and see one of those goblins behind the counter, you're going to think twice about ingesting something that goblin handled. Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2025 02:53 PM (yZua4) 95
Can't say only been to Starbucks once, now twice. Last convention wanted a coffee and Starbucks was it, did get a plain cup so was ok
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2025 02:53 PM (+qU29) 96
93 No mentions of pumpkin spice scented candles?
Really? *heavy sigh* Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2025 02:53 PM (Q4IgG) Or Gwyneth Paltrow. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2025 02:54 PM (PiwSw) 97
*set alight.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2025 02:54 PM (ynpvh) 98
Period movies 1 candle lights up the whole room
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2025 02:54 PM (+qU29) 99
They can work at Chipotle and spread their Hep B to the customers... Posted by: jim Quiznos, too! Fuck that place. Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2025 02:54 PM (yZua4) 100
Before electricity, how many candles did they need to light a room?
Posted by: dantesed One. If you were rich. Otherwise you went to bed when it got dark. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 28, 2025 02:54 PM (/lPRQ) 101
pumpkin is a strange word; sounds like something a redneck family does.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2025 02:55 PM (ynpvh) 102
Starbucks concept was a good one, Schultz wanted to bring Italian style coffee experience to the US. On a mass scale. Before we maybe had a few coffee shops, here and ther, more so in college towns, where you could hang out, do your studies , work on slides , meet up you crew, do a first date, whatever. Then ugly things happened. Bo woke , go broke. It is still a good concept.
Posted by: runner at September 28, 2025 02:55 PM (g47mK) 103
Save yer bacon grease, put a wick in it before it solidifies...instant bacon-flavored and scented candle!...
Well, not really... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2025 02:50 PM (ynpvh) Cool and just slap labels on em and take them to the Dearborn flea market. https://tinyurl.com/4tdawnxk Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 28, 2025 02:56 PM (VPPG8) 104
I see CBD has discovered communism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2025 02:56 PM (zZu0s) 105
I recall my mother leaving a saucer or two filled with ammonia for that purpose...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 28, 2025 02:52 PM (nbLIj) 👀 Posted by: runner at September 28, 2025 02:57 PM (g47mK) 106
103 Save yer bacon grease, put a wick in it before it solidifies...instant bacon-flavored and scented candle!...
Well, not really... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2025 02:50 PM (ynpvh) Cool and just slap labels on em and take them to the Dearborn flea market. https://tinyurl.com/4tdawnxk Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 28, 2025 02:56 PM (VPPG ![]() Dearborn flea market probably smells like Mohammed's armpits... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2025 02:57 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 28, 2025 02:57 PM (+Jojf) 108
Have you heard of an author by the name of Larry Correia? :-) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant Is that what he is. The only time I've seen his name is associated with a tweet, so I figured he was just a professional tweeter agitator. Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2025 02:57 PM (yZua4) 109
They shouldn't have said, You'll have flying cars in the next decade. Which of course changed the course of my life.
That was back, well you know. These Marxist imped evolution. Posted by: Dreamingrobot at September 28, 2025 02:58 PM (uIXO9) 110
I have 4 good towels that I love to use in the shower. I'm able to dry myself, then the shower doors, then the shower in one pass with no streaks.
I've looked a bit for replacements but everything is microfiber and huge. Pretty good but not the same. Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 28, 2025 02:58 PM (Sco7b) 111
107 97 *set alight
He ride a set-alight saddle! Kinda works. Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 28, 2025 02:57 PM (+Jojf) Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a night; set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life...--Terry Pratchet Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2025 02:58 PM (ynpvh) 112
Not a good idea to leave saucers of vinegar laying around. Believe me now, or believe me later when you knock the dish off the counter. Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2025 02:58 PM (yZua4) 113
Friend just got back from NYC. His brother (lib) and others are terrified of Mandami, think he will be a disaster. Admit DeBlasio was a disaster. Say Guiliani went "too far," Bloomberg was "just right."
Posted by: Goldilocks and the Three Marxist Bears at September 28, 2025 02:58 PM (qUkBO) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2025 02:59 PM (ULPxl) 115
meet up you crew
Heh. First read that as "med-up your crew". Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 28, 2025 02:59 PM (+Jojf) 116
I used to shoot over to Yankee Candle every so often when I lived up in New England. The candles were over priced, but I still shelled out a few bucks if I saw something intriguing or innovative. The had one called Mmmmm Bacon...which I got and had to admit. Yup, that smells like hickory bacon.
I can recall one Halloween they tried something a little different (it was during the whole Harry Potter era). They created Halloween candles that were repulsive (like the jelly beans in Potter). Just some examples...Old Sweat Socks, Something's Rotting in the Fridge, Lactose Intolerant, etc. You get the idea. I don't know why they didn't continue doing it. They were selling well. Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2025 03:01 PM (dIske) 117
My FWP was averted. Mower threw a rock at a window but no damage. Phew!
I got paid last week and was able to fend off other problems, like filling the tank. I was shocked to find - by accident - that the main-drag gas stations in the neighboring town were 30 cents cheaper. That's the fancy place where people go to shop, drink expensive coffee, and watch plays. I thought it'd be higher. Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 28, 2025 03:01 PM (5m2gG) 118
[snip] 30 cents cheaper. That's the fancy place where people go to shop, drink expensive coffee, and watch plays. I thought it'd be higher.
_-_ Probably have to do that to get people to take the extra risk... Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 28, 2025 03:03 PM (+Jojf) 119
Old mugs make great containers for candles - very sturdy and you get a handle for carrying them around, which is useful for emergency situations. Plus it gives a purpose to those mugs you don't use but that have sentimental value!
As to vent hoods - this is a giant pet peeve for me after I learned new builders dont vent the vent hoods out of the house - they are designed to "filter" cooking air. They do nothing, but it looks like there is a vent because a fake one is nailed to the ceiling. Cost cutting at its finest. Posted by: moki at September 28, 2025 03:04 PM (wLjpr) 120
soooo...this happened Hollywood decided it was a good idea to make a quasi pro-antifa movie, and then decided now is a good time to release it in theaters. It flopped. Leo Dicraprio is in it, and you'll never what kind of wife he has! Not a man-wife, but the next best woke thing: a super-smart black wife with attitude. Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2025 03:04 PM (yZua4) Nothing To See Here! Please Disperse!
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