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Open Thread: Does Feminism Require Veganism?
David Thompson finds another feminist asking the big questions.
Thompson fisks the article, amusingly.Open thread.Does feminism require vegetarianism? This is something I am asked about often.Often. Because,Vegetarians and vegans sometimes go around telling meat-eaters whether their eating habits are consistent with their feminist beliefs.Imagine the parties. The time must fly.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lincoln Chaffee at February 22, 2016 08:02 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Titanium at February 22, 2016 08:02 PM (htzIu)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 22, 2016 08:03 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: feminazi at February 22, 2016 08:03 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 22, 2016 08:04 PM (BO/km)
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Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 22, 2016 08:05 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 22, 2016 08:05 PM (dpJ62)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2016 08:05 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:05 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 22, 2016 08:05 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2016 08:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Josephistan at February 22, 2016 08:05 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 22, 2016 08:05 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2016 08:05 PM (s5o+q)
Be more of a stereotype, why doesn't she:
by Celia Edell - feminist blogger and cat-loving Canadian with an MA in philosophy.
https://twitter.com/ceedling
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 22, 2016 08:06 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2016 08:06 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 22, 2016 08:06 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 22, 2016 08:06 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: Machine gun joe at February 22, 2016 08:06 PM (KvIKo)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 08:06 PM (dvuhZ)
Vaganism, maybe.
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2016 08:06 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Guy Who Thinks All Threads Are Thinly Veiled Anti-Trump at February 22, 2016 08:07 PM (cmE8J)
A cloth that should be doused in an accelerant and lit.
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 22, 2016 08:07 PM (k1gv+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2016 08:08 PM (8ZskC)
But, we intrepid Morons soldier on . . .
Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2016 08:08 PM (s5o+q)
Certainly we know that the leadership of the National Socialist party were vegetarians.
Posted by: obnoxious ahole at February 22, 2016 08:08 PM (MpvuV)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 22, 2016 08:08 PM (dpJ62)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at February 22, 2016 08:08 PM (Dwehj)
"I had dyed my hair blue using manic panic atomic turquoise and deep blue but then faded it using a combo of bleach, water, shampoo and conditioner because i didn't like the color it was fading to. I like this one much more."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 22, 2016 08:08 PM (kdS6q)
Damn shame, really. Kind of was looking forward to a little toddling shit I could take to the course, maybe the lounge, certainly the range.
Good Gawd.
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 08:08 PM (qmMG2)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 22, 2016 08:08 PM (GdFQh)
Saw "The Witch" yesterday.
The lovely and cultured Mrs naturalfake is a fan of horror movies. Not bloody, gory ones but psychological, creepy type horror movies and thought "The Witch" looked like a good one.
The trailer's looked too artsy-fartsy and a few of the reviews I'd seen talked about the film taking on "teh patriarchy!!111!!!!" so while i wasn't hot on the idea, we went.
I have to say "The Witch" was an excellent movie that hooked me right at the beginning.
The reviews about the "patriarchy' nonsense are way way way off course.
The trick to understanding the movie is in the subtitle A New England Folktale and the mention of folktales and historical records used in the making of the script at the beginning of the end credits.
This is not a horror movie for modern times so much as it is a horror movie for our Pilgrim Forefathers and Mothers.
It plays out like a folktale told to children and teenagers-
a very grim Grimm's Fairytale, if you will with a Calvinist twist.
and with the same message as a folktale- don't go alone into the woods. Be aware at all times. Live a good and Godly life. There are dangers to self and soul.
No spoilers because the tale is very simple, but the turn of events is quite creepy with shocking (though not particularly gory visuals) punctuating what is happening.
The story itself is basic tragedy - a father is too proud to accept the wisdom and sober council of town fathers and so takes his family into the woods to live alone.
There in the woods Satan and the Witch work to destroy the family. Corruption comes in both the most and least obvious ways.
His sin of pride in his own Godliness brings nemesis.
The story contains some neat stuff which I'd like to talk about but won't so as not to spoil the experience for those who wish to go.
A few quick points:
1) I was never bored at all. But the movie does have a quiet, sober pace- very much like "The Shining" until all hell breaks loose.
2) The Calvinist worldview is strange to modern ears and I think this confused a lot of the critics.
It is used, I think, to amp up the mystery aspect for the Pilgrims- i.e.. who is the witch, who among them is corrupt, who is elect and who damned by predestination.
3) Incredible performances by all the actors. Really just great.
If this sounds like your kind of thing.
Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2016 08:09 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 08:09 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2016 08:09 PM (HgMAr)
A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.
Barman says "Worry we don't serve pigs in here,"
The lady says "Its not a pig its a duck"
The barman says "I am talking to the duck."
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:09 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2016 08:10 PM (l+OuH)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 22, 2016 08:10 PM (u5gzz)
"I had dyed my hair blue using manic panic atomic turquoise and deep blue but then faded it using a combo of bleach, water, shampoo and conditioner because i didn't like the color it was fading to. I like this one much more."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 22, 2016 08:08 PM (kdS6q)
Is anyone surprised she has Crayola hair? Anyone?
Posted by: Josephistan at February 22, 2016 08:10 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2016 08:10 PM (HgMAr)
Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your hand while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide?
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 22, 2016 08:10 PM (BO/km)
Check out the udders on that big cow.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2016 08:10 PM (8ZskC)
Extreme feminists are often mentally unbalanced.
So the Venn diagrams overlap.
Posted by: @votermom at February 22, 2016 08:10 PM (cbfNE)
Certainly we know that the leadership of the National Socialist party were vegetarians.
Posted by: obnoxious ahole
"Food Cranks" was the general term he used. Very appropriate to most fad diet types.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 22, 2016 08:10 PM (zmW4B)
I know I needs some veggies! Cucumbers, carrots, corn ears, extremely overripe bok choy, that sort of thing!
Posted by: Elderly Lesbian Felon at February 22, 2016 08:10 PM (+zqYj)
This is all fits in the SJW hierarchy. Some feminists declare you must be vegan to be real womym. Others side with the trannies. So, maybe vaginism can have meat, depending on who you ask. But no drag queens, apparently.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 08:10 PM (dvuhZ)
Barman says "That sonofabitch sure looks like a rabbit."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 22, 2016 08:11 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 08:09 PM (FkBIv)
No need to get parsnippity.
Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2016 08:11 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:11 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at February 22, 2016 08:11 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2016 08:11 PM (zLP1L)
Posted by: The Duke of Prunes at February 22, 2016 08:12 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: The United Carrot Front at February 22, 2016 08:12 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 08:09 PM (FkBIv)
No need to get parsnippity.
Posted by: filbert
Corny veggie puns? Oh peas!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 22, 2016 08:12 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:12 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 22, 2016 08:12 PM (k1gv+)
Barman says "That sonofabitch sure looks like a rabbit."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 22, 2016 08:11 PM (u5gzz)
Some guy in the corner muttered "aw, fuckit."
So they did.
Hence the phrase "fuck a duck."
True story. Honest.
Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2016 08:13 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 08:13 PM (qmMG2)
Is anyone surprised she has Crayola hair? Anyone?
Posted by: Josephistan
And ironic hipster glasses. Can't be a feminist unless you have ironic hipster glasses:
twitter.com/ceedling/status/700429567224197120
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 22, 2016 08:13 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 22, 2016 08:13 PM (k1gv+)
I'm very interested in the deep thoughts of 24 yr olds.
Get off my lawn.
Posted by: fluffy at February 22, 2016 08:13 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:13 PM (c9+hx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2016 08:13 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 22, 2016 08:13 PM (rwI+c)
But she sure likes the bone
Posted by: Deadeye Dick at February 22, 2016 08:14 PM (l+OuH)
Posted by: Hill-Dawg at February 22, 2016 08:14 PM (c9+hx)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at February 22, 2016 08:14 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2016 08:05 PM (/tuJf)
Park-Slopidia.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2016 08:14 PM (zLP1L)
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2016 08:14 PM (2Ocf1)
Fine... peanut butter and jelly is vegan... now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.
Posted by: willing to compromise at February 22, 2016 08:14 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 22, 2016 08:13 PM (rwI+c)
Toshima!!!!!!
Love that joke. Takes forever, though.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2016 08:15 PM (zLP1L)
George Orwell
Posted by: Josephistan at February 22, 2016 08:15 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Philosofemiraptor at February 22, 2016 08:15 PM (sOhww)
Posted by: Chiquita de Afriqua - trying to get past the hamster bodyguards at February 22, 2016 08:15 PM (Sq5z0)
My favorite trend is the airing of and pride in mental illnesses, real and imagined.
Posted by: Chiquita de Afriqua - trying to get past the hamster bodyguards at February 22, 2016 08:16 PM (Sq5z0)
I rest my case.
Posted by: esq to you at February 22, 2016 08:16 PM (3Rr8K)
Posted by: The Hamsters at February 22, 2016 08:16 PM (rwI+c)
We have canine teeth for a reason. Meat, it's what's for dinner.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2016 08:16 PM (ej1L0)
Don't be silly - feminists can't change anything!
Posted by: Chi at February 22, 2016 08:18 PM (oC2qH)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 08:18 PM (dvuhZ)
Squirrels must be eliminated!
Squirrels lead to squirrel stew.
Squirrel stew comes from hunting.
Hunting is a patriarchal rape activity.
By eliminating squirrels we will stop rape!
And also starve men to death.
Win-Win.
Posted by: Elderly Lesbian Felon at February 22, 2016 08:18 PM (+zqYj)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2016 08:16 PM (ej1L0)<<<
**woof woof**
Posted by: the Cankles Spaniel at February 22, 2016 08:18 PM (H9MG5)
To be a true philosopher, you need thick facial hair.
Does she qualify?
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:18 PM (c9+hx)
Posted by: oddnot not liking these times at February 22, 2016 08:18 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: NCKate at February 22, 2016 08:18 PM (aA5gp)
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 08:18 PM (qmMG2)
Posted by: Machine gun joe at February 22, 2016 08:19 PM (KvIKo)
I'd guess it was 20% vegetables, tops. The rest? Meat.
I'll just go waaaaaaaaaaaay out on a limb here and predict that no one is going to be ejecting her from the feminist movement for her dietary sins.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2016 08:20 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 22, 2016 08:20 PM (7qAYi)
Let the wookiee win.
Posted by: fluffy at February 22, 2016 08:21 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: WHUMPA WHUMPA WHUMPA at February 22, 2016 08:21 PM (TY4TN)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 22, 2016 08:21 PM (kf2iZ)
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a pig walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the pig's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the pig. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:21 PM (nhiGb)
And if my uncle were my aunt, I'd be a Jenner.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 22, 2016 08:22 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 08:22 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2016 08:22 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Geoffrey at February 22, 2016 08:22 PM (LoRcb)
The Media Portrays Black People As Criminals Because It Upholds White Supremacy - Here's How
June 29, 2015 by Celia Edell
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2016 08:22 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at February 22, 2016 08:22 PM (Dwehj)
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a pig sitting next to him.
"Are you a pig?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The pig replied, "Well, I liked the book."
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:22 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:23 PM (c9+hx)
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2016 08:23 PM (qUNWi)
I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at February 22, 2016 08:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2016 08:24 PM (NOIQH)
I'm appreciatin it , anyway.
Posted by: Chi at February 22, 2016 08:25 PM (oC2qH)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 22, 2016 08:25 PM (/f6Nd)
I estimate the members of the US population that will ever know Cruz fired his spokesman at 1%.
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 22, 2016 08:25 PM (kf2iZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 08:25 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: bananaDream at February 22, 2016 08:25 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: The Duke of Prunes at February 22, 2016 08:25 PM (BO/km)
You must know the 3 legged pig one.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2016 08:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Chiquita de Afriqua - trying to get past the hamster bodyguards at February 22, 2016 08:26 PM (Sq5z0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 08:25 PM (FsuaD)
--Is it true that vegans or vegetarians are more flatulent?
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:26 PM (c9+hx)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at February 22, 2016 08:26 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Josephistan at February 22, 2016 08:05 PM (7qAYi)
Daaaad, Daaaddddy!
Look at ME Daddy! Look at ME!!!!!
- your nephews gf
Posted by: rd at February 22, 2016 08:27 PM (v0YLX)
Take my advice and use tile for your mosaic floor, not chicken salad.
Posted by: obnoxious ahole at February 22, 2016 08:27 PM (MpvuV)
'bout my friend, Bobby? Bobby Roper? Got a fahm up neah Bangor.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:27 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 08:27 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 22, 2016 08:27 PM (/f6Nd)
An low sperm count.
So...maybe veganism is feminist in that it neuters male vegans?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2016 08:27 PM (NOIQH)
way back to 1994, "New Age Girl"
https://youtu.be/sEDw9xgSmSc
Posted by: bananaDream at February 22, 2016 08:25 PM (Ag8Mw)
--Heh, that song was quoted above. I had forgotten about it.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:27 PM (c9+hx)
Picked my jaw off the floor and asked her where she heard such a thing (figuring it was on the internet.) Said one of her instructors told her that in nursing school.
I don't doubt that some a-hole, feminist, SJW teacher told the class that because she was of the opinion that everyone must be vegan! And what better way to do it than to have an authority figure explain a very unique digestive process that meat-eaters suffer.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 22, 2016 08:28 PM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:28 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:28 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 22, 2016 08:28 PM (L/E1s)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 22, 2016 08:29 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:29 PM (nhiGb)
A pig that good, you don't eat him all at once.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2016 08:29 PM (/tuJf)
You know grazers like cows and horses? They have to eat all the damn day to stay alive in the wild without help.
Modern vegans have to stuff their faces with high carb crap to get the necessary calories.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 08:29 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper- quietly rebellious at February 22, 2016 08:30 PM (26lkV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:30 PM (nhiGb)
But wouldn't the maggots be there no matter what she ate?
Science!
Posted by: Josephistan at February 22, 2016 08:30 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:31 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper- quietly rebellious
Whatever this is is the electorate in 2016.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 08:31 PM (FkBIv)
So, not terribly surprising that mental illness enters the discussion relatively quickly.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2016 08:31 PM (bLnSU)
In case you might have underestimated her philosopher bona fides, Celia isn't a one-trick pony. She does race too.
The Media Portrays Black People As Criminals Because It Upholds White Supremacy - Here's How
June 29, 2015 by Celia Edell
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2016 08:22 PM (8ZskC)
=============================================No, Celia, the Media "portrays" SOME (key word, Celia honey) as criminals, because THEY COMMITTED CRIMES, you meat-sack.
One of the downsides of being a minority Conservative in the last 10 years is having to deal with mouth breathers like this one, Cicero.Even worse is the "Black Empowerment"radio stations...OMFG, I don't mind opposing POV, especially if it leads to healthy debates, but those jag-offs are the brine at the bottom of the Political barrel.
Posted by: BlaxPac at February 22, 2016 08:31 PM (tL0rn)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2016 08:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: IrishEi
And I bet she claims to "Fucking Love Science" too.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 22, 2016 08:32 PM (zmW4B)
If she was vegan, she'd only have vegetarian maggots. They're all clean and shit.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 22, 2016 08:32 PM (u5gzz)
You know grazers like cows and horses? They have to eat all the damn day to stay alive in the wild without help.
Modern vegans have to stuff their faces with high carb crap to get the necessary calories.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 08:29 PM (dvuhZ)
***
So, they're cattle is what you're saying?
Pecan-smoked hipster jerky is now on the menu....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 22, 2016 08:32 PM (lutOX)
Husband gets a text: "Hey, don't freak out. We're vegans now!"
Husband tests back: "That's okay. We're still carnivores."
The next morning, husband fried bacon.
Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 08:32 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:32 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2016 08:33 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:33 PM (Wf9wd)
I dated a vegan, who was raised vegan by her nutso parents. Got her to eat a burger at a good burger bar.
She puked the first time she ate red meat.
Then she became a full on meat eater.
Strange how that works.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2016 08:34 PM (AkOaV)
foundations of societies that allow them to exist and flourish in favor
of civilizations that would grind them to paste.
Sigh. I've failed.
Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at February 22, 2016 08:34 PM (Dwehj)
Had various vegan stickers on the bumper, but my fave was "YOU LOVE
YOUR PETS? WHY DO YOU WANT TO EAT THEM?!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 08:27 PM
Because the cat's an asshole. Fuck that cat in particular, and pass the BBQ sauce.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2016 08:34 PM (Q7bO0)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2016 08:34 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 22, 2016 08:32 PM
~~~~~
Every damn day. On Facebook. And she just finished her bachelors in nursing.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 22, 2016 08:34 PM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:33 PM (Wf9wd)
Only if he gets to jail people for malpractice and corruption!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 22, 2016 08:34 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:34 PM (nhiGb)
(Posted by: BlaxPac at February 22, 2016 08:35 PM (tL0rn)
Posted by: jsg at February 22, 2016 08:35 PM (V0Gvb)
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper- quietly rebellious at February 22, 2016 08:35 PM (26lkV)
Can't be a feminist unless you have ironic hipster glasses:
twitter.com/ceedling/status/700429567224197120
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 22, 2016 08:13 PM (kdS6q)
And Groucho Marx eyebrows, apparently.
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2016 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:35 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2016 08:33 PM (e3bId)
They're hard at work making that happen.
Posted by: Josephistan at February 22, 2016 08:36 PM (7qAYi)
Then she became a full on meat eater.
Strange how that works.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2016 08:34 PM
~~~~~
Same here! And she likes her steaks rare. Go figure. (Also, she was only a vegan for two years.)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 22, 2016 08:36 PM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 22, 2016 08:36 PM (bZ7mE)
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:35 PM (nhiGb)
And to make it really challenging, the formatting rules change throughout the day!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 22, 2016 08:37 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper- quietly rebellious
Actually, they're all just side dishes for the main course: insufferable douchebagism.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 22, 2016 08:37 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:37 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 22, 2016 08:37 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at February 22, 2016 08:37 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 08:37 PM (qmMG2)
I dated a vegan, who was raised vegan by her nutso parents. Got her to eat a burger at a good burger bar.
She puked the first time she ate red meat.
Then she became a full on meat eater.
Strange how that works.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2016 08:34 PM (AkOaV)
Did you take her to the range afterwards?
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2016 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:38 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: rickl
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Are they to distract you from the moustache?
Posted by: Chi at February 22, 2016 08:38 PM (oC2qH)
Posted by: IrishEi
Is she going to be a nurse? Will she treat disease with leeches?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 08:38 PM (FkBIv)
twitter.com/ceedling/status/700429567224197120
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 22, 2016 08:13 PM (kdS6q)
And Groucho Marx eyebrows, apparently.
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2016 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
--So she *does* have the philosopher facial hair thing going . . .
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:39 PM (Wf9wd)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo, we have no country at February 22, 2016 08:39 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:39 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: The Duke of Prunes at February 22, 2016 08:39 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:40 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 08:38 PM (FkBIv)
Leeches, eye of newt, blood of elves - whatever it takes.
Posted by: Josephistan at February 22, 2016 08:40 PM (7qAYi)
I dated a vegan, who was raised vegan by her nutso parents. Got her to eat a burger at a good burger bar.
She puked the first time she ate red meat.
Then she became a full on meat eater.
Strange how that works.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2016 08:34 PM (AkOaV)
Did you take her to the range afterwards?
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2016 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
***
Of the many pleasures this world offers, few can match turning a girl, setting her free to become who and what she is and you want her to be....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 22, 2016 08:41 PM (lutOX)
Of course, judging by the girth and fat rolls of these SJWs , the vegetarian/vegan bullshit is just as real as the rest of their bumpersticker philosophy and totally justifies the bucket of KFC under the bed.
Posted by: Mortimer at February 22, 2016 08:41 PM (TY4TN)
Posted by: Josephistan
HillaryCare for all!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 08:41 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:37 PM (nhiGb)
--Bumper sticker: "If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?"
Another favorite bumper sticker: "If you are what you eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy"
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:41 PM (Wf9wd)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2016 08:33 PM (e3bId)
Haha...yup. They should have to visit any Asian country where they eat everything and anything they can get their hands on. It's like Dustman Doolittle said in "My Fair Lady". Don't you have any morals man? asked Professor Higgins....."No Guvner, I can't afford them" he responded.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2016 08:41 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: WTFO at February 22, 2016 08:42 PM (GxhCK)
Chief ... You owe me a beer.
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 08:42 PM (qmMG2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2016 08:34 PM (Q7bO0)
Why do the cat haters always come out? I love dogs and have owned several.
I have a sweet kitty that is suffering right now. She's our "puppy cat."
Anyhow, not that you'd care.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 08:42 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo, we have no country at February 22, 2016 08:43 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Elderly Lesbian Felon at February 22, 2016 08:43 PM (+zqYj)
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2016 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
nah, I wasn't 21 when I was dating her.
Frankly, by the time i was 21 I was smart enough not to date vegans.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2016 08:43 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at February 22, 2016 08:43 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 08:38 PM
~~~~~
She got her RN two years ago. Just finished her bachelors in nursing. She's been working and bleeding asthmatics for two years now.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 22, 2016 08:44 PM (E6RIJ)
I have a sweet kitty that is suffering right now. She's our "puppy cat."
Anyhow, not that you'd care.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 08:42 PM (FsuaD)
I agree, RMBS is a hateful hater who should be hated.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2016 08:44 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 22, 2016 08:44 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Elderly Lesbian Felon
Funny, with that facial hair you look more like a Lincoln.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 22, 2016 08:44 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:33 PM (Wf9wd)
No, Dr. Carson is too nice a guy. Make him Surgeon General, where he can be more philosophical.
The VA needs to have a fire breathing mother fucking asshole in charge. Someone to fire all the failures, deadwood and incompetents. Someone that will also decimate the whole department,
"Just Because"
Because you miserable failures let it get this bad.
Because you were more worried about your job than you reputation, so now --- You Have Neither!
LOSER!
Posted by: rd at February 22, 2016 08:44 PM (v0YLX)
What's that leave?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo, we have no country at February 22, 2016 08:39 PM (1ijHg)
Twinkies. Luckily, you can live off of them ... very well.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2016 08:45 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has a list at February 22, 2016 08:45 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2016 08:45 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 08:45 PM (qmMG2)
Then she became a full on meat eater."
It's like heroin!
Posted by: Chris M at February 22, 2016 08:45 PM (6RZos)
Posted by: Elderly Lesbian Felon at February 22, 2016 08:46 PM (+zqYj)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at February 22, 2016 08:46 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 22, 2016 08:37 PM (zmW4B)
Ugh, sadly, you're right. And they vote, too. I'm counting on the Horde to slap me silly if I ever turn into the conservative version of these idiots.
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper- quietly rebellious at February 22, 2016 08:46 PM (26lkV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has a list at February 22, 2016 08:47 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: The Duke of Prunes at February 22, 2016 08:47 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo, we have no country at February 22, 2016 08:47 PM (1ijHg)
It's kind or her t wear her crazy on the outside, like those bright snakes and fish that are colored as a warning to STEER CLEAR.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2016 08:47 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has a list at February 22, 2016 08:47 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: Mortimer at February 22, 2016 08:47 PM (TY4TN)
Someone to fire all the failures, deadwood and incompetents. Someone
that will also decimate the whole department,
"Just Because"
FUCKING THIS. Our son is paying out of pocket to go four times a month to a place called The Joint to get his wounded back worked on.
He is still on VA "care" for another year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 08:47 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Josephistan at February 22, 2016 08:47 PM (7qAYi)
We have two dogs and two cats. One of the cats has "FeLV". It's Cancer for Cats, basically.
Still a pain in the ass. Still loud. Still himself. We're going to let him go as long as he's got energy.
Thoughts ?
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 08:48 PM (qmMG2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has a list at February 22, 2016 08:48 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: goatexchange at February 22, 2016 08:48 PM (aGLPs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 08:34 PM
Ayuh. Down here, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPJCYQS6nMM
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2016 08:49 PM (Q7bO0)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2016 08:49 PM (o3hxU)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2016 08:49 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: WTFO at February 22, 2016 08:50 PM (GxhCK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has a list at February 22, 2016 08:45 PM (nhiGb)
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I've been waved off the swine, myself, and am sick as a dog every time the future Empress feeds it to me....
Vietnamese - they don't care. Meat is meat, and a man's got to eat, just about sums up their dietary code.....
She tells an absolutely heart-breaking story about miao-miao, a cat she sort of tamed when she was little. Her neighbors ended up eating it, and she shared in the meal before learning what it was.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 22, 2016 08:50 PM (lutOX)
Boned, we are.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:50 PM (Wf9wd)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at February 22, 2016 08:51 PM (xVgrA)
Boned, we are.
Posted by: logpro
In my defense, it's hard to find a really well-informed drag queen.
Posted by: John Watters at February 22, 2016 08:52 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 22, 2016 08:52 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Benito at February 22, 2016 08:53 PM (+zqYj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 08:53 PM (FkBIv)
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That's really hard. Idk what the right to do is there. If you haven't already, send us pics of your kittehs and doggehs for the weekend thread. We will feature any pic on a post that we get eventually.
petmorons at the g male dot com
Sorry about the sick kitteh
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2016 08:53 PM (2x3L+)
Bartender says, "Hey, get dressed!"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2016 08:53 PM (NOIQH)
Good gravy, Watters just interviewed someone who had not heard of San Bernardino.
Boned, we are.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:50 PM (Wf9wd)
He interviews idiots on campuses who don't know who the fuck Joe Biden is. And these idiots vote.
The Feel the Bern demo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 08:53 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:54 PM (Wf9wd)
Posted by: Martin Burger King at February 22, 2016 08:54 PM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has a list at February 22, 2016 08:54 PM (nhiGb)
Boned, we are.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:50 PM (Wf9wd)
Local news!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 22, 2016 08:55 PM (wYnyS)
>>Bartender says, "Hey, get dressed..."
"...or I'll have to toss you outta here"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2016 08:56 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2016 08:34 PM (Q7bO0)
Why do the cat haters always come out? I love dogs and have owned several.
I have a sweet kitty that is suffering right now. She's our "puppy cat."
Anyhow, not that you'd care.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 08:42 PM
I agree, RMBS is a hateful hater who should be hated.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2016 08:44 PM
Sheesh...last time I make cat jokes around this plaice. Qwitcher carping. I'll stick to bad fish puns.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2016 08:57 PM (Q7bO0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 08:57 PM (FkBIv)
One of our kittehs is funny. For 15 years, whenever husband is at his desk in our home office, she squeeks at him until he gets up and comes to bed. Then, she crawls up on his chest, purrs loudly, and settles her tiny self down, tucking her right front paw under her chest, and grabbing husband's thumb and squeezing it with her little left paw.
For 15 years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 08:57 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 22, 2016 08:57 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has a list at February 22, 2016 08:57 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 22, 2016 08:57 PM (kdS6q)
What are the resolution limits on pet photos? I don't think I can send the originals. but I don't know where they become to crappy to use if I minimize the quality?
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 22, 2016 08:58 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Mortimer at February 22, 2016 08:58 PM (TY4TN)
Oh Bobby I'm sorry you got a head like a potato.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 22, 2016 08:59 PM (BO/km)
The right thing to do for sick 'pets' is to love them like there's no tomorrow, and cultivate you vet so that when the time comes - and it will - they will come to your house and Give Grace to your friend, at home, unterrified.
There are worse things than dying.
Or, learn to do so yourself. This may be the greatest gift you can give, but it's not for everyone.
In any case, Give Grace when it's time. Making them linger in pain and loss of dignity may serve your weakness but it costs them. Don't do it.
Posted by: Benito at February 22, 2016 08:59 PM (+zqYj)
Just one hour to Episode 2!
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 08:59 PM (Wf9wd)
http://www.braindare.com/quiz/103/7
I got them all right, just dumb luck.
Posted by: Farmer at February 22, 2016 09:00 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2016 09:00 PM (Q7bO0)
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Don't increase the compression level when you save, resize the image and save with high quality, low compression.
Posted by: Rumpoled the Slav at February 22, 2016 09:01 PM (ZIqlk)
Will keep to the Sat. Pet Thread, where everyone knows what's going on.
'Night.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 09:01 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 22, 2016 08:58 PM
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That is a great question that, unfortunately, have no answer to. We can't post homemade videos unless they are on YouTube. Just send a pic, and we can see if gets through. MisHum is doing all the formatting and getting help from CBD and CDR M. All smart guys. They can figure out how to get your pic up on a post.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2016 09:01 PM (2x3L+)
Just one hour to Episode 2!
Posted by: logprof
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Beat me to it.
This is the only thing on the tube i look forward to watching.
Posted by: Chi at February 22, 2016 09:02 PM (oC2qH)
The Judges wife asked Bammy not to come to her husbands Funeral.
Posted by: wild Irish rose at February 22, 2016 09:02 PM (hforh)
One of our kittehs is funny. For 15 years, whenever husband is at his desk in our home office, she squeeks at him until he gets up and comes to bed. Then, she crawls up on his chest, purrs loudly, and settles her tiny self down, tucking her right front paw under her chest, and grabbing husband's thumb and squeezing it with her little left paw.
For 15 years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 08:57 PM (FsuaD)
Aw.
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2016 09:03 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 09:03 PM (Wf9wd)
Posted by: Boone at February 22, 2016 09:03 PM (dRIlw)
'Ah,' I said, 'so you're a vegetarian....." She didn't get the joke, but she was quite charming.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 22, 2016 09:04 PM (lutOX)
Let the kitteh carry on, but into communicability.
IIRC, FeLV can be transmitted.
Posted by: fluffy at February 22, 2016 09:04 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 22, 2016 09:04 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 22, 2016 09:05 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2016 09:05 PM (Q7bO0)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 22, 2016 09:06 PM (Nwg0u)
3 or 4. Maybe 5. Could be high as 6 but no more than 10. What was the question?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 22, 2016 09:06 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Ray Stevens song at February 22, 2016 09:07 PM (BO/km)
I realized if after that ORCA fraud. It's nothing but milking the campaigns to feather the consultant class' nests. All the donations just make Mike Murphy co richer. Win or lose, they win.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 09:08 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: jasonj at February 22, 2016 09:08 PM (Uvbw9)
Rest hard, Jane. Give the kittehs scratches behind the ears. I may be allergic to them, but I do like the little furballs. ;-)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2016 09:05 PM (Q7bO0)
Thanks, darlin'. Our last two cats lived to 18 years each. I've had dogs, a precious horse, and our last two cats put down. You die a bit with each one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 09:08 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Ajmojo at February 22, 2016 09:09 PM (azxFo)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 09:08 PM (dvuhZ)
--Mark Steyn's analysis of the Jeb! debacle was great and showed how prescient he was months ago.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 09:09 PM (Wf9wd)
Actually, a very good question.
I know that the pic I sent was too large for the blog.
I read the email too late.
But MH (or someone) had to shrink it for the thread last week.
Posted by: Chi at February 22, 2016 09:10 PM (oC2qH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 09:10 PM (FsuaD)
We have two dogs and two cats. One of the cats has "FeLV". It's Cancer for Cats, basically.
Still a pain in the ass. Still loud. Still himself. We're going to let him go as long as he's got energy.
Thoughts ?
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 08:48 PM (qmMG2)
I would too... as long as the kittah is not suffering, let him enjoy his life. As the FeLV virus is catching through saliva and blood (but can only be spread to other cats), I would separate him from the other cat though. You can keep him healthier by strictly controlling parasites by treating for fleas and tick regularly and making sure he eats healthy (maybe make your own meat heavy food).
Posted by: redbanzai at February 22, 2016 09:10 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 09:10 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 09:10 PM (Wf9wd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 08:27 PM
I saw a bumper sticker today....
You Are Following Toofa King Close
Posted by: Farmer at February 22, 2016 09:11 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2016 09:11 PM (Q7bO0)
... but thank you to those talkin' about pets. This cat is still around and mouthy. He's skinny - but is definitely still happy. Wakes us up every morning for his wet food. Meets me at the door when I get home.
As long as he wants to live - we're going to oblige him. When it gets too much for him - I'll do what's right.
But the notion of easing him along is an excellent piece of advice. I wish I had thought of it.
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 09:11 PM (qmMG2)
John Kasich is getting flayed for observing that in 1978 fewer women worked outside the home than do now.
Posted by: Raspail at February 22, 2016 09:12 PM (QolCq)
Not that I know anything about that...
Posted by: navybrat at February 22, 2016 09:12 PM (8QGte)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 09:13 PM (nhiGb)
But the notion of easing him along is an excellent piece of advice. I wish I had thought of it.
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 09:11 PM (qmMG2)
--It may be tricky with cats. I've heard that sometimes when a house cat senses it's near death's door it will run away to die alone. I'm not sure how true that is, but I still wonder about the several cats we had growing up that just vanished. Dying, or just found a home with a better offer?
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 09:15 PM (Wf9wd)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 22, 2016 09:15 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2016 08:57 PM (Q7bO0)
Just bustin chops. How life in the land of the massholes?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2016 09:16 PM (AkOaV)
Who's messing with the time machine Ace doesn't have?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 22, 2016 09:17 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 22, 2016 08:28 PM (E6RIJ)
I dated a vegan, who was raised vegan by her nutso parents. Got her to eat a burger at a good burger bar.
She puked the first time she ate red meat.
Then she became a full on meat eater.
Strange how that works.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2016 08:34 PM (AkOaV
Bacon. Bacon is the gateway meat. Meat candy.
Dated a a vegan who was disgusted by the smell of meat cooking.
Bacon in the morning, drifting in while she was still asleep.
Posted by: redclay at February 22, 2016 09:17 PM (n5+7R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 09:10 PM (nhiGb)
(grabs air guitar)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 22, 2016 09:18 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 09:20 PM (Wf9wd)
I don't think there are all that many people who hate dogs, really. I think they're mostly people who were bitten when they were young children.
In fact, I actually did get bitten by my uncle's dog when I was about eight years old. But I immediately realized it was because I bothered her while she was eating, so it was my own fault. A few days later when my arm turned red and swelled up and my parents took me to the hospital, I finally came clean about what happened. I hadn't said anything about it because I didn't want to get the dog in trouble.
My dad always hated cats, and I never could get a straight answer about why that was. Obviously, I never had cats growing up, but I'd see them now and then outside, and one time a classmate showed me a litter of kittens. I never did understand what all the fuss was about. They seemed perfectly OK to me.
So after the family dog died when I was 15, I went a couple of decades without any pets. Then when I was 42, I was living in an apartment and fell head over heels in love with my neighbor's cat. She was an outdoor cat, and eventually had a litter. I adopted two of the kittens, and now I can't imagine life without cats.
But I still like dogs, too.
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2016 09:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Sam Axe at February 22, 2016 09:20 PM (H9MG5)
You're not going to be able to do it. If you believe it's these fast carbs that are making us diabetic lard asses, which I've become convinced, then H. Sapiens ain't Darwinized for a vegetarian diet. We need meat for high caloric density foods. This is fat and protein. We are not evolved to get a significant number of calories from carbs.
You know those plant eaters? They can digest the hell of "fiber" and stuff that we can't. IOW, they can get a lot more energy out of natural plants.
For us to eat plants a lot, we had to invent agriculture.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 09:20 PM (dvuhZ)
Many wise words have been spoken by Ray.
Posted by: tbodie at February 22, 2016 09:22 PM (VBVzn)
I take it the bumper sticker represents your feelings concerning what awaits when it's ripped off expeditiously?
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 22, 2016 09:22 PM (sOhww)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo, we have no country at February 22, 2016 09:22 PM (1ijHg)
I think is true of most cat haters. They can't give a reason, but there is no doubt they hate them.
Posted by: fluffy at February 22, 2016 09:23 PM (AfsKp)
My angel has eaten cat and dog. The bravest man I ever met ate rat a few times, because they'd run out of everything else in Leningrad....
Comes the burning times, I expect that more than a few will find themselves eating "off-menu" entrees....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 22, 2016 09:23 PM (lutOX)
Me too ... then again, I like little warm puppies and children and girls of the night.
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 09:23 PM (qmMG2)
Posted by: CozMark at February 22, 2016 09:24 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 22, 2016 09:25 PM (k1gv+)
I used to live with some raw food hippies. Literally, not only non-processed, non-cooked.
They had some really dopey theories about enzymes. Some of the food tasted good. And they're still alive. Other than that not much to recommend it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2016 09:25 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2016 09:20 PM (sdi6R)
And muzzies.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2016 09:25 PM (zc3Db)
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Fwiw, I make fun of cats, but I don't mean it to be hurtful. I hope it doesn't come across that way. My first pet was a calico kitten, but I lost her in a terribly painful way so I have never been willing to get another one.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2016 09:26 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: The Lurking Spider at February 22, 2016 09:26 PM (qmMG2)
... but thank you to those talkin' about pets. This cat is still
around and mouthy. He's skinny - but is definitely still happy. Wakes
us up every morning for his wet food. Meets me at the door when I get
home.
As long as he wants to live - we're going to oblige him. When it gets too much for him - I'll do what's right.
But the notion of easing him along is an excellent piece of advice. I wish I had thought of it.
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 09:11 PM (qmMG2)
I have a really easy cat food that I make for our cats (one of them as a kitten had coccidia and it left him with long term digestive issues). Twice a month I mix up ground chicken thighs and pure pack pumpkin (two lbs of chicken to each 32 oz can of pumpkin), cook it and then mix in ground egg shells for calcium. It is very easy on the digestive system and might help him put on some weight.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 22, 2016 09:26 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 09:27 PM (Wf9wd)
Posted by: fluffy
My dad disliked cats. He said it was because they were sneaky and killed birds. He didn't like it if I used the word "hate." He said that was a special word that was only to be used in extreme circumstances.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 09:27 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 22, 2016 09:28 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 22, 2016 09:28 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Misogynist vegetarian at February 22, 2016 09:29 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2016 09:29 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 22, 2016 09:29 PM (k1gv+)
This is the guy who holds a semi-annual get together called Kill Fest where if it moves and it's not domesticated it dies.
Posted by: CozMark at February 22, 2016 09:30 PM (CbGSW)
How in the hell did you decide that Chicken, Pumpkin, and Egg Calcium was the ticket ?
I mean, other than the rhyming ?
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 09:30 PM (qmMG2)
Posted by: @votermom at February 22, 2016 09:30 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2016 09:29 PM (e3bId)
The more time I spend with people, the better I like my horses and dogs!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 22, 2016 09:31 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 09:31 PM (Wf9wd)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at February 22, 2016 09:31 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at February 22, 2016 09:32 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 09:32 PM (Wf9wd)
Posted by: @votermom at February 22, 2016 09:30 PM
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Poodles are supposed to be great for people with allergies. Also very smart doggehs too
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2016 09:32 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 22, 2016 09:33 PM (VdICR)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gwqhvm5
Posted by: The Political Hat
GOPe plant. Huntsman is a tool.
Posted by: dogfish at February 22, 2016 09:34 PM (0O2Lr)
Posted by: bananaDream at February 22, 2016 09:34 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2016 09:32 PM (2x3L+)
Daughter H claims poodles have hair, not fur, so they are a lot less allergenic. She got a rescue poodle who is one of the nicest dogs I have ever met. It's a bit scary looking into his eyes because you'd swear that there's a soulful intelligence looking back at you!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 22, 2016 09:35 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 09:35 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 09:36 PM (c9+hx)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 22, 2016 09:37 PM (P/8aq)
Posted by: Misogynist vegetarian at February 22, 2016 09:29 PM (NeFrd)
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We play that in my basement all the time! Allegedly!
Posted by: The Searchlight Strangler (D-NV) at February 22, 2016 09:37 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 22, 2016 09:35 PM (wYnyS)
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That is what my dog breeder told me as well about their hair. The really big poodles look like people if you look at them long enough. It's the eyes.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2016 09:38 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 22, 2016 09:39 PM (X5ixS)
Fwiw, I make fun of cats, but I don't mean it to be hurtful. I hope it doesn't come across that way. My first pet was a calico kitten, but I lost her in a terribly painful way so I have never been willing to get another one.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2016 09:26 PM (2x3L+)
Not a problem. I think most cat lovers enjoy cat humor. Hell, half of YouTube is made up of silly cat videos.
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2016 09:39 PM (sdi6R)
You can check out actual pictures of morons' pets and get advice, etc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 09:40 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 22, 2016 09:40 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Barry at February 22, 2016 09:40 PM (c7vUv)
How in the hell did you decide that Chicken, Pumpkin, and Egg Calcium was the ticket ?
I mean, other than the rhyming ?
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 09:30 PM (qmMG2
I got the idea for the chicken and pumpkin from a friend who used to work at the SPCA shelter; It was what they fed the sick cats while they were sick. I added the calcium because this is a long term diet for my kittahs (as in, its the only thing they eat) and I didn't want their bones to suffer.
One good side effect of the food is their poop really doesn't stink. We change the litter boxes once a week but the only smell is the ammonia smell from their pee.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 22, 2016 09:40 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2016 09:40 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: The Searchlight Strangler
*****
Oh, you mean "Tickle the Gherkin"
Posted by: Misogynist vegetarian at February 22, 2016 09:40 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Hillary! and her Rainbow Exoskeleton at February 22, 2016 09:40 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: Gregv61 at February 22, 2016 09:41 PM (6SFoW)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 22, 2016 09:41 PM (uZNvH)
I like 'em smooth.
Posted by: Barry at February 22, 2016 09:40 PM (c7vUv)
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Me too! Allegedly!
Posted by: The Searchlight Strangler (D-NV) at February 22, 2016 09:42 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2016 09:42 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Soulful poodle staring at Hrothgar at February 22, 2016 09:42 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 09:32 PM (Wf9wd)
Does that mean he flips back to a good guy?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 22, 2016 09:42 PM (VdICR)
Your dad was right on both counts. As usual.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Ray Stevens song at February 22, 2016 09:43 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 09:43 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2016 09:42 PM
Some times, I murder carrots.
Just to watch them die
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 22, 2016 09:43 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 09:44 PM (FsuaD)
You can check out actual pictures of morons' pets and get advice, etc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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You want advice? I'll give you advice ... take your pe...
*agghhh gahhhh*
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at February 22, 2016 09:44 PM (ZxmMG)
One of my uncles used to quip that the consummate smooth operator was one who shave closely before kissing ass.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 09:43 PM (dvuhZ)
Anyone can kiss ass. It's the tongue action that separates the men from the boys, so to speak.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2016 09:44 PM (o98Jz)
It's all fascism/totalitarianism.
No wonder all these fringe groups gravitate to each other.
They all want control of Other.
Posted by: Buckaroo at February 22, 2016 09:44 PM (slHqP)
Uh, sorry. looks like I got here in the nick of time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2016 09:45 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 09:45 PM (FsuaD)
I was telling a friend about a vegetarian I know that was having health
issues and she asked me, " is she a vegetarian or a junkitarian?"
Posted by: lindafell de spair at February 22, 2016 09:32 PM (xVgrA)
I think I've posted this before but worth a read....a loooong read.
"Tasha's" article starts a bit down the page...
http://tinyurl.com/3y89gz4
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2016 09:45 PM (v0/PR)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2016 09:45 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 22, 2016 09:46 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 09:46 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 09:46 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2016 09:46 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2016 09:47 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 09:47 PM (dvuhZ)
so perfect
Do you find yourself longing for the apocalypse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf5TgVRGND4
Nature Rx Part 1
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2016 09:47 PM (qCMvj)
nice to finally relax a little bit today
how is everyone doing tonite
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 22, 2016 09:41 PM (uZNvH)
doing well. Keg is way less foamy.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2016 09:47 PM (AkOaV)
I'll bet Barky is really good at that tongue action.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 09:46 PM (dvuhZ)
If by whistling when he lies, yeah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 09:47 PM (FsuaD)
I always respect a philosophy which precedes not so much from first principles when reasoning, but considers inclusivity paramount.
I mean, we'd make robbery wrong, but robbery is more accessible to, that is to say accessed by...well, scratch that one, the data on robbery is racist, the other one thing that is paramount.
Let's consider abortion. We would consider allowing abortion, but those more privileged among us have more access to abortion, so it can't be allowed. Morally.
Oh but wait. We'll use the coercive power of the government to extract wealth from the taxpayer and give it to those who want abortions. Back on the menu!
Pretty soon this chick is going to figure out that providing organic vegetables to the less fortunate on the backs of the taxpayer will help her sleep better at night.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2016 09:47 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Reggie at February 22, 2016 09:48 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2016 09:49 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2016 09:49 PM (afR/C)
* staunches bleeding*
Oh, the cat's fine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2016 09:47 PM (ZxmMG)
Your kitteh looks so sweet and innocent. Is that the one you walk on a leash?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 09:49 PM (FsuaD)
Doesn't your son have a doggeh or kitteh maybe? Send that one in too. MisHum and I were talking about ideas for future threads that included Pets of Vets. There are so many tearjerker vids and stories about soldiers and their pets online
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2016 09:50 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2016 09:50 PM (e3bId)
Vegetarians Found To Have More Cancer, Allergies And Mental Health Disorders
we already knew this
http://bit.ly/1mJFYnv
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2016 09:51 PM (qCMvj)
Two versions on YouTube, but neither of them of particularly high quality.
Fun song though.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2016 09:51 PM (q2o38)
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I SHOT A CARROT IN BERKELEY, JUST TO WATCH IT DIE!
Posted by: Zombie Carnivore Johnny Cash at February 22, 2016 09:51 PM (rUc9h)
He shouts, "A bacon tree, a bacon tree!" and rushes off towards it as fast as his weakened body will allow.
The second explorer follows him. With renewed strength, they struggle on through the dunes until at last they get near to the tree. They can see it's full of every kind of pig meat you can imagine - fried bacon, back bacon, smoked bacon and more.
The first explorer shouts, "We're saved, we're saved!"
The second explorer says, "Wait - are you sure it's not just a mirage? We are in the desert after all."
The first explorer says, "Just smell that bacon - have you ever heard of a mirage that smelled of bacon?"
And so he runs to the tree with the second explorer far behind.
Just as he gets near it, there's a burst of machine gun fire and the first explorer falls to the ground, mortally wounded.
With his last breath, he warns the second explorer, "Get back! It's not a bacon tree. It's a hambush!"
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 09:51 PM (nhiGb)
And steak, on the grill, with corn and maybe a cream puff for desert.
And that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 22, 2016 09:51 PM (+YMhA)
There's a hidden track on a Tool CD, I forget which album, that carries on about the "Cries of the Carrots". Maynard must of saved the really good acid for the hidden tracks.
Posted by: bananaDream at February 22, 2016 09:51 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 09:51 PM (FkBIv)
Once again.
Moron Pet Thread. Saturday.
Check it out.
That is all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 09:44 PM (FsuaD)
I will repeat my post then:-)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 22, 2016 09:52 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 22, 2016 09:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Gregv61 at February 22, 2016 09:41 PM (6SFoW)
I like to consume the same kind of animal you do, but some people are still of the impression that chickens and fish are edible too. Not a lot of castrated males in those departments.
But, I do think we should encourage the SJW crowd to invest themselves in the anti-castration movement. Specifically, they should attempt to form human shields inside the pens of the pre-castration males.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2016 09:52 PM (TqXWc)
Beans are also a good source of fiber.
Posted by: navybrat at February 22, 2016 09:53 PM (8QGte)
we already knew this
http://bit.ly/1mJFYnv
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2016 09:51 PM (qCMvj)
Yeah, but which came first? The mental illness or the vegetarianism?
Hard to say, I guess.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 22, 2016 09:53 PM (+YMhA)
Beans are also a good source of fiber.
Posted by: navybrat at February 22, 2016 09:53 PM (8QGte)
Sounds like you could probably use a bit of Beano with that diet there, chief.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 22, 2016 09:53 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 09:54 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at February 22, 2016 09:54 PM (xVgrA)
Send that one in too. MisHum and I were talking about ideas for future
threads that included Pets of Vets. There are so many tearjerker vids
and stories about soldiers and their pets online
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2016 09:50 PM (2x3L+)
Yeah, son's roommate brought home a part-pit from a Ranger bud who was re-deploying, and whose wife was leaving him at the same time.
Roomie brought female doggeh home, not housebroken, and left my never-owned-a-dog-before son in charge. Son bought a book about housebreaking and training dogs, and that damned dog is trained to obey the Marine Corps knife hand and word commands. She's amazing and so sweet and shy.
LOVES our two cats, but they love/hate her. Spanky walked right up to her their first meeting and BITCH SLAPPED (that was the sound) poor pup.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 09:54 PM (FsuaD)
I SHOT A CARROT IN BERKELEY, JUST TO WATCH IT DIE!
The carrot....lived. But now it's a vegetable.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2016 09:54 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 22, 2016 09:55 PM (6n332)
I'm guessing most of you, being normal and all, have no idea how pervasive the Butt-hurt Totalitarianism Community is today.
If you read the youtube comments, you'll get an idea, fast, though. Those people are terrible. It is so bad that most youtubers (the video posters) are now trained to mention a variety of disclaimers in each of their vids to avoid offending anyone, anyone at all.
It is so bad that if, for example, someone is incidentally eating a burger in a video or mentions burgers they issue an apology in case it offends anyone. Or if you do something (an activity) or happen to like a certain product, you MUST say that the particular way you perform the activity or that the product you like is not for everyone and it's okay if others do it differently.
The point is that every single detail in a video is under a microscope at youtube. It's insane and frightening. The larger point is that youtube is merely a microcosm of what's becoming pervasive in our culture from the ever-growing Butt-hurt Totalitarianism Community.
Posted by: Buckaroo at February 22, 2016 09:56 PM (slHqP)
Beans are also a good source of fiber.
Posted by: navybrat at February 22, 2016 09:53 PM (8QGte)
This post was very triggering for me.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2016 09:56 PM (TqXWc)
And then he said something about where they were lying was in the Nevada Test Site area or something.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 09:56 PM (dvuhZ)
Thanks Tami. It validates my beliefs...not that was ever close to be a
vegetarian. I am actually trying the paleo thing, lots and lots of meat
involved.
Posted by: lindafell de spair at February 22, 2016 09:54 PM (xVgrA)
Hubby is a paleo guy....I'm paleo-ish. He is so disciplined...me, not so much.
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2016 09:56 PM (v0/PR)
so perfect
Do you find yourself longing for the apocalypse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf5TgVRGND4
Nature Rx Part 1
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2016 09:47 PM (qCMvj)
Is it wrong that I was hoping he was going to get nut-checked on that post when he jumped off the dock?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 22, 2016 09:57 PM (0mRoj)
Well we are executed.The countdown is the worst.
Posted by: Chunkin Pumpkins at February 22, 2016 09:57 PM (r6bSH)
Posted by: NCKate at February 22, 2016 08:18 PM (aA5gp)
Too much fiber in the diet can lead to that...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2016 09:57 PM (afR/C)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 09:51 PM (nhiGb)<<<
That right there is some offal pork material.
Posted by: no more pork puns at February 22, 2016 09:58 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 09:59 PM (Wf9wd)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 22, 2016 09:37 PM
~~~~~
Not sure what comedian said this, but it's one of my favorites:
Why are dogs better than wives? Throw your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car. Drive around for an hour or so. Open the trunk and see who's happy to see you.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 22, 2016 09:59 PM (E6RIJ)
He wants to make America grate again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 22, 2016 09:59 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 22, 2016 09:59 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2016 09:56 PM (v0/PR)
I'm periodically feeding a Buddist Sri Lankan young man we're hosting, a Scottish "lass" and a British young man. They'll eat literally anything I put in front of them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 09:59 PM (FsuaD)
Pro tip to all coaches...don't get cocky and stand in the cage while one of your pigtailed girls are taking BP.
Usually quick enough to avoid but got distracted and turned back just in time to have a softball hit me square in the nose.
Miracle I didn't bust my nose or have it hit a couple of inches lower and knock out a few teeth...fair trade off I guess.
I need a drink.
Posted by: H Badger at February 22, 2016 09:59 PM (+xIXD)
Posted by: Soulful poodle staring at Hrothgar at February 22, 2016 10:00 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 22, 2016 10:00 PM (NeFrd)
Vegetarianism is, for the most part, a diet.
Veganism is a political ideology which includes strict guidelines, as if theology-based, on one's diet.
Vegans aren't really into health, per se. They're into politics. And they dcemand everyone to know all about it.
Posted by: Buckaroo at February 22, 2016 10:01 PM (slHqP)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 22, 2016 10:01 PM (NeFrd)
*scrolls up to be sure*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 22, 2016 10:01 PM (EZebt)
I'll be whateverthefuckiwannabe thank you. You vegist.
Posted by: The Duke of Prunes at February 22, 2016 08:25 PM (BO/km)
Mandatory musical accompaniment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7u0CzX9USo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2016 10:02 PM (afR/C)
He wants to make America grate again.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 22, 2016 10:02 PM (oVJmc)
Got twenty piece pack for $5, and super size fries and water for another $3. Bill was $8.05.
Nice lady gave me two $1 bills change for a tenner, leaving the register a nickel short.
And people are suggesting we eliminate the penny.
Posted by: Gustov the Unwell at February 22, 2016 10:02 PM (E8toQ)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 22, 2016 10:02 PM (uZNvH)
Dear heart, you care too much about what others think. And all of the privilege-checking is creating a fog through which you cannot see.
I did get a kick out of reading the comments policy at the Everyday Feminist, though. Like trying to walk across a minefield to reach a wasteland on the other side, what's the point?
http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/09/imposter-syndrome-struggle/
Posted by: Miley's Tongue dba Ylva of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy at February 22, 2016 10:02 PM (odjaN)
Posted by: Gustov the Unwell at February 22, 2016 10:02 PM (E8toQ)
NOOOOO!!!!
Posted by: Dr. Sheldon Cooper at February 22, 2016 10:03 PM (0mRoj)
I'm periodically feeding a Buddist Sri Lankan
young man we're hosting, a Scottish "lass" and a British young man.
They'll eat literally anything I put in front of them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 09:59 PM (FsuaD)
Yikes! It's nice you don't have to try to accommodate various diets though.
Hubby is Paleo but also can't eat beef or pork (allergies). I'm a good cook but it's becoming quite the friggin' struggle!
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2016 10:03 PM (v0/PR)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 22, 2016 10:04 PM (uZNvH)
Vegans aren't really into health, per se. They're into politics. And they dcemand everyone to know all about it.
Posted by: Buckaroo at February 22, 2016 10:01 PM (slHqP)
Fucking THIS. Had a nitwit go off in the local paper about the superiority of veganism vs. everything else.
She next mentioned how "angry" it made her to see young mothers walking their babies in strollers in Forsyth Park. And then she (never married, no kids) went off on over population.
I tell you what, Toots. You go first.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 10:04 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 22, 2016 10:04 PM (LQLeS)
Thought you might like that one!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 22, 2016 10:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 22, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 10:06 PM (Wf9wd)
The study was so rigged it was outright fraud. The used mice specifically bred to be diabetic and obese. The carbs in the "low carb" group were all sugar, fast stuff. (and they admitted that 0 carbs "cured" the diabetes).
These studies are all just agenda based crap.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 22, 2016 10:06 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 22, 2016 09:59 PM (0mRoj)
Please, tip your waitresses. But don't be surprised if they fall over. High heels and all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2016 10:07 PM (pUDQf)
My dad disliked cats. He said it was because they were sneaky and killed birds.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 09:27 PM (FkBIv)
I'll go into the kitchen and make a sammich or something, then I'll look down and find Kira sitting right next to my leg, looking at me expectantly.
I don't even see her approaching out of the corner of my eye. She just materializes there. Yeah, cats are sneaky as hell.
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2016 10:07 PM (sdi6R)
It is a serious mental disorder for people who see everything wrong with the world and hold contempt for the human race...except for themselves, of course.
Posted by: Buckaroo at February 22, 2016 10:07 PM (slHqP)
Posted by: macleod at February 22, 2016 10:07 PM (Qf5bp)
Now dealing with the headaches while dealing its 4 kids is of course taking it to a whole nother level...LOL
Posted by: H Badger at February 22, 2016 10:08 PM (+xIXD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 22, 2016 09:59 PM (0mRoj)
Wall Street and The One Pacent have taken grateas away from the Middle Class.
Posted by: Bernie at February 22, 2016 10:08 PM (2TUVm)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 22, 2016 10:08 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: jake at February 22, 2016 10:09 PM (Rtn6b)
Posted by: Buckaroo at February 22, 2016 10:09 PM (slHqP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2016 10:10 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 10:11 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2016 10:10 PM (pUDQf)
Love goes walking out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 22, 2016 10:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Huma on pita at February 22, 2016 10:11 PM (LQLeS)
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
Posted by: Dorothy Parker at February 22, 2016 10:12 PM (LQLeS)
Pale Moon is so much less clunky than Firefox. But the latest version is unfriendly.
I reverted back to Pale Moon 25.
Posted by: Buckaroo at February 22, 2016 10:12 PM (slHqP)
Pale Moon is so much less clunky than Firefox. But the latest version is unfriendly.
I reverted back to Pale Moon 25.
Posted by: Buckaroo at February 22, 2016 10:12 PM (slHqP)
Makes note. Thanks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 10:14 PM (FsuaD)
Pale Moon 25 is a brand of beer, yes?
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 22, 2016 10:14 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: jake at February 22, 2016 10:14 PM (Rtn6b)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller
Vegans, Vogons and Vorlons.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 22, 2016 10:14 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 22, 2016 10:16 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2016 10:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anthony at February 22, 2016 10:17 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2016 10:17 PM (JO9+V)
Speaking of vegetarianism, just finished cooking ribs and fries for a late dinner. I will talk to you all later:-)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 22, 2016 10:16 PM (NPofj)
*sobs inconsolably*
Posted by: Glenn Beck at February 22, 2016 10:17 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 22, 2016 10:19 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 10:20 PM (c9+hx)
Posted by: Irony at February 22, 2016 08:48 PM (qmMG2)
Check out TheCatSite.com and search it. Plenty of advice. Great folks, too.
Posted by: prewittlassie at February 22, 2016 10:20 PM (WjuJ3)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 22,
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Absolutely, chemj. Fishes are absoltuely acceptable.
Just send us the following:
*Your nic. Some of you have emails with no self identifying info so we don't know who is sending the pic
* Name of pet(s)
* Breed
* Funny story or personal story is optional.
Also, Muldoon, we got yours. Breed?
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2016 10:22 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Hillary! at February 22, 2016 10:22 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Geoffrey at February 22, 2016 10:23 PM (LoRcb)
Posted by: Geoffrey at February 22, 2016 10:23 PM (LoRcb)
A lot of the co-ed rank and file self-identifying feminists are, sure. The various leaders of the movement know exactly what they're doing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 22, 2016 10:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 22, 2016 10:27 PM (oVJmc)
Never really used it anyway for anything other than a really, really clunky RSS feed.
Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2016 10:29 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Mr President Obama at February 22, 2016 10:29 PM (hCdMd)
Adam Baldwin has quit Twitter.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 22, 2016 10:27 PM (oVJmc)
___________________________________________
And so it begins.
Posted by: Deep Thinker with missing tooth at February 22, 2016 10:29 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue dba Ylva of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy at February 22, 2016 10:30 PM (odjaN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 22, 2016 10:30 PM (D0J8L)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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It's a trick. Don't believe it.
Yes, walks on a leash. Unrestrained, the neighborhood would be terrorized.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2016 10:31 PM (oFSUK)
Do it.
Kill Twitter.
Die, Twitter, Die.
Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2016 10:32 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 22, 2016 10:32 PM (r6bSH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 22, 2016 10:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2016 09:20 PM (sdi6R)
The fact is that if you drop dead in the living room your dog will wait over your body, defend it and starve to death waiting for you to dome to. Your cute, little, cuddly cat will give you about a day and then start eating you.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2016 10:34 PM (zc3Db)
smh.....
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 22, 2016 10:34 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: Max Power at February 22, 2016 10:35 PM (q177U)
Never really used it anyway for anything other than a really, really clunky RSS feed.
Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2016 10:29 PM (s5o+q)
Twitter has the shittiest interface in all of webdom.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2016 10:35 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 22, 2016 10:35 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2016 10:35 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2016 10:36 PM (2x3L+)
movement know exactly what they're doing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 22, 2016 10:25 PM (0mRoj)
That's what I said about Barack Obama, and I got criticized for it. That's what I said about Barack Obama, and I got criticized for it.
Posted by: Mariobot at February 22, 2016 10:36 PM (2TUVm)
Close it up folks, it's done with this crushing blow. Feel the Bern.
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 22, 2016 10:36 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2016 10:36 PM (ucDmr)
Now stfu about it.
Posted by: Hank at February 22, 2016 10:36 PM (xVYeR)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 22, 2016 10:27 PM (oVJmc)
he was probably shadowbanned anyway
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2016 10:36 PM (qCMvj)
Are you sure it wasn't THE Dykes who drive Vans endorsement?
Posted by: Willy J. at February 22, 2016 10:38 PM (r6bSH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 22, 2016 10:27 PM (oVJmc)
he was probably shadowbanned anyway
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2016 10:36 PM (qCMvj)
I can't remember where I saw it, but I believe that is indeed the case.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 22, 2016 10:38 PM (0mRoj)
of rutabagas and kale, that's what it requires. If it requires a diet of
poached male genetalia, then by gawd that's what it requires."
i was thinking cucumbers and zucchini...
but this isn't the Sunday Food Thread.
;-)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 22, 2016 10:38 PM (obZhs)
What a stupid time to live in.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 22, 2016 10:38 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 22, 2016 10:39 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Geoffrey at February 22, 2016 10:39 PM (LoRcb)
The surgeon tells him there are no human transplant ears available but they have one dog's ear and one pig's ear they can transplant if he wants.
The guy isn't very happy about this but soon realizes it's better than being deaf, so he agrees to go ahead with the operation.
A month later, he goes back to the hospital for a check up and the surgeon asks him how he is getting on with his new ears.
The guy says, "Well, the dog ear is fantastic - I can hear for miles and no-one ever talks behind my back any more."
The surgeon asks, "Great! And what about the pig's ear?"
The guy says, "Well to be honest, it's not so good. I seem to be getting a lot of crackling in it."
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 10:39 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: Hank at February 22, 2016 10:42 PM (xVYeR)
The e-mail format SUCKS. Ugh. And the new Firefox sucks ass. Thanks to the Horde members who've suggested Pale Moon. I'm an idiot, but as soon as I can get someone with skillz, I'll try it.
Posted by: Glenn Beck at February 22, 2016 10:42 PM (FsuaD)
What a stupid time to live in.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 22, 2016 10:38 PM (HalrA)
The EnDERPening.
Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2016 10:44 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 10:44 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 22, 2016 10:45 PM (r6bSH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 22, 2016 10:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Glenn Beck
Don't cry over it though Glenn.
Posted by: Aviator at February 22, 2016 10:45 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 10:45 PM (Wf9wd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 22, 2016 10:45 PM (nhiGb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 10:45 PM (FsuaD)
My ears were burning.
I got this.
Hour 1: Everyone currently employed by the VA gets 30 minutes to clear out their trash and exit the property. All are now forever disqualified from ever holding a civilian government job again.
Hour 2: I auction off all VA property, including hospitals. Proceeds to be distributed equally to all current patients and the next of kin of those killed by the VA's negligence,
Hour 3: VA budget is used to cut each eligible veteran a check to be used at the private sector health care provider of his choice.
Hour 4: I resign and go to lunch.
Posted by: DC in River City at February 22, 2016 10:45 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: eman at February 22, 2016 10:47 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 10:48 PM (Wf9wd)
Posted by: eman at February 22, 2016 10:47 PM (MQEz6)
*****
True. Hardwoods also help with the fiber requirement.
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 22, 2016 10:48 PM (YLidQ)
I never knew van Dyke was an old Commie. I'll be damned.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 22, 2016 10:48 PM (OylYl)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 22, 2016 10:48 PM (KCxzN)
No new tweets in several days.
Posted by: MTF at February 22, 2016 10:48 PM (TxJGV)
And die idiot fat man.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 10:45 PM (FsuaD)
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Michael Moore will live forever.
Posted by: Deep Thinker with missing tooth at February 22, 2016 10:49 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: DC in River City>>>
Please revert back to "real health insurance" not Obamacare before lunch. Thanks.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 22, 2016 10:49 PM (r6bSH)
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2016 10:49 PM (qUNWi)
Check out paleonick dot com. Tons of recipes sorted by main ingredient. There's enough fish and chicken recipes to keep you both happy for a while. Some of it is behind a pay wall, but you can at least get an idea of whether it's worth it by trying the free ones.
Posted by: DC in River City at February 22, 2016 10:50 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 10:51 PM (FsuaD)
Meat eaters objectify their prey, callously harm it and devour it for their own pleasure, not for the good of the animal.
This parallels how men exploit women.
Posted by: quantum femino lesbologist at February 22, 2016 10:51 PM (IDHFk)
Posted by: eman at February 22, 2016 10:51 PM (MQEz6)
Which means he'll be dying soon. Thanks, DICK.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 22, 2016 10:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DC in River City at February 22, 2016 10:52 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2016 10:52 PM (FsuaD)
I stay on facebooger mostly to stay in touch with family and friends in far-flung places. that and the Moron Horde page.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 22, 2016 10:53 PM (ejgEo)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 22, 2016 10:38 PM (HalrA)
Cato, what a great hash.
It's not only a stupid time, it's not much fun. (Whereas 70's frat parties were also stupid, but great fun.)
I mean, what a bunch of pinch-faced little scolds and busybodies. They're like a pack of Victorian prudes, with their tsk-tsking and angry finger shaking.
They're young (mostly) but they don't have what should be the joy of youth. They're too focused on their victim status and on getting White Males to check their privilege to have any of the carefree attitude of youth. I am so glad I am not part of this generation.
And people are quaking in fear of these killjoys, instead of laughing them off the face of the planet. That's the mystery. Why is everyone from the twitter twits to university presidents to celebs folding and pleading for mercy from these vindictive clowns instead of giving them the finger and saying, "F you, you ridiculous neurotic bozos?"
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 22, 2016 10:56 PM (P8951)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2016 10:58 PM (Wf9wd)
Which would be a great hash to have.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 22, 2016 11:02 PM (P8951)
" If you haven't already, send us pics of your kittehs and doggehs for the weekend thread."
So no pics of my pet spider then?
Posted by: bob in houston at February 22, 2016 11:03 PM (b7AU3)
thinking, a stray thought ran across my mind. Past eras had names. The
Renaissance, the Enlightenment, the Industrial Era, and soforth. I
suggest that ours also deserves one: The Darkening. Why? Because it's
the undoing of the enlightenment, the exact reverse. Now reason has been
made the highest crime - being judgmental, and fact and reality must
bow at the altar of feelings.
What a stupid time to live in.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 22, 2016 10:38 PM (HalrA)
I have been calling it the devolution. You are right, it is a stupid time. You think we would have learned from reading about the fall of the Roman Empire. I recon we are at the Nero stage (TFG is less openly licentious but just as dissolute).
Posted by: redbanzai at February 22, 2016 11:10 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: fluffy at February 22, 2016 09:23 PM (AfsKp)"
A cat bit me on the base of wrist and when it did not heal, I went to the doctor who put me in the hospital for a week of IV antibiotics. Years later I have pretty much constant pain in my thumb which may be from septic arthritis. When the doctor ordered me to the hospital, she said that before penicillin the treatment for a cat bite like that would have been to amputate my arm at the elbow before the infection spread. Cats, apparently have two types of bacteria in their mouths, both cause nasty infections. They lick their claws which keep them infected with the bacteria which explains why people who have cats almost always have scratches on their arms which turn red from infection. The doctor told me that cat bites are more dangerous than rattlesnake bites or at least that more people die from infections called by cat bites than die from snake bites.
So I think that I have more than one reason.
I have noticed that cat lovers do not want to believe these things. Some of them get quite belligerent about it.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 22, 2016 11:18 PM (QHgTq)
The fact is that if you drop dead in the living room your dog will wait over your body, defend it and starve to death waiting for you to come to. Your cute, little, cuddly cat will give you about a day and then start eating you.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2016 10:34 PM (zc3Db)
Sure, I know that. But it's not like I'll be using my body then.
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2016 11:56 PM (sdi6R)
If the 11+ million illegals get to stay that is called amnesty. We aren't stupid. We lived through the Gang of 8. It let's people stay and gives a 13 year path to citizenship.
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