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Two great MilBlogs (XBradTC)
How many of you remember the fantastic Navy blogger Neptunus Lex? Lex was a prolific, and terrific, writer. After his death in 2012, it turned out, the family didn't have his passwords to his account, and so eventually his blog simply went away. Fortunately, one of his readers had saved a fair portion of his posts. And with the permission of his family, one of my coauthors is posting his work on one of my sideblogs. No one is making any money off this. It's simply there to get his works back out in the public sphere. If you were a fan of Lex, you'll love reading the early stuff again. If you never heard of Lex, you're definitely going to want to read his stuff. Even if you're not into MilBlogs, I highly encourage you to read him. He wrote as a human first, and a milblogger second.
Seriously, four years after his death and his community is still growing. What's that tell you about him as a man and a writer?Read here, at The Lexicans. Next up, TSO at the popular This Ain't Hell wanted to do something special for the Caisson Platoon of The Old Guard at Arlington National Cemetery. The Tomb Guards get all the media attention. But the horse soldiers of the Caisson Platoon do their job day in and day out laying to rest America's finest. Take a look at some of the supporters of the effort, to include Medal of Honor recipients Sal Giunta, Kyle White and Ryan Pitts. In less than 24 hours, the TAH community raised more than $3000 to provide a special challenge coin for the platoon and future members. I was going to ask you to support this effort, but they've already exceeded their goal. But do go and learn a bit about the Caisson Platoon.
Here's a good video on them. And finally, if any of you care, xbradtc.com is back up. We'll eventually get the archives back up and running as well.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2016 03:30 PM (BkhW6)
Posted by: XBradTC at February 12, 2016 03:30 PM (uc/qi)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 12, 2016 03:31 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2016 03:32 PM (BkhW6)
It was a gut check right to the heart.
That man could write...
Sweet Jesus, he had a way with words that is impossible to describe.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2016 03:35 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Glower Sticks and Other Emergency Supplies! at February 12, 2016 03:36 PM (hLRSq)
Oh shit!
Posted by: XBradTC at February 12, 2016 03:36 PM (uc/qi)
Posted by: We fired the biggest asshole at February 12, 2016 03:36 PM (1LhSy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2016 03:36 PM (kTF2Z)
I have to admit, that's one reason I never pursued blogging myself. I figured the things I have to say are important, and the format doesn't really do it justice.
I realize that's an awfully self-indulgent perspective, but hey, I love me, and happen to think about me quite often.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2016 03:37 PM (TOk1P)
passwords to his account, and so eventually his blog simply went away."
One would think that could be handled through the probate process unless the decedent had made a specific stipulation to deny them access.
These mass market blogging platforms aren't locked so tightly that admin staff aren't able to get in to them to do things like password changes.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2016 03:37 PM (noWW6)
The Lexicans? Didn't we fight them at the Alamo?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2016 03:39 PM (493sH)
OT: I heard this from someone with family at the school. (grain of salt warning)
The Glendale AZ school shooting victims were a couple. One broke up with the other. The other was carrying a gun.
Posted by: Tilikum at February 12, 2016 03:39 PM (m3iiU)
Serious question:
If bernie wins the nomination, I will go to Vermont, dig up all the dirt on him, and destroy his candidacy.
HOWEVER:
a. I don't want to waste my time digging up dirt on him if Hillary is gonna win anyway;
HOWEVER:
b. If he eventually does win the nomination, his minions will start running around "disappearing" all the most embarrassing stuff about Bernie in various libraries and archives, so that y the time I get there, perhaps such of the juiciest skeletons will have disappeared.
So -- should I jump the gun and go to Vermont soon-ish to beat the History Deleters?
Or is that a fool's errand, because Hillary is still the favorite?
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2016 03:41 PM (jBuUi)
For the life of me, I can not remember who, but someone else posted his loss on Lex's own blog that morning.
So, at that point, someone had the keys to it.
I just remember his writing about, I believe his daughter, and her beginning to grow up.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2016 03:42 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Lex Luthor at February 12, 2016 03:44 PM (Nkdwp)
This is just the first article I found, but there are others from months ago. I'm pretty sure Clinton has beat you to it. I wouldn't bother.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/peyff2p
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2016 03:45 PM (BVSyW)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 12, 2016 03:45 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 12, 2016 03:46 PM (mEZce)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 12, 2016 03:46 PM (9ym/8)
Or is that a fool's errand, because Hillary is still the favorite?
Posted by: zombie
There's never a bad reason to dig up dirt on a prominent commie.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 12, 2016 03:47 PM (9krrF)
Hillary is the man, until she isn't. We only do what we're told.
Posted by: super delegates at February 12, 2016 03:47 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2016 03:48 PM (kTF2Z)
The time is now.
Its already too late.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 03:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 12, 2016 03:48 PM (xSxSn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 12, 2016 03:48 PM (9krrF)
Or is that a fool's errand, because Hillary is still the favorite?
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2016 03:41 PM (jBuUi)
You could find out that Bernie ran a gulag. But if he's the nominee it won't matter. The MFM won't cover it and his supporters won't care
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2016 03:49 PM (493sH)
Posted by: super delegates at February 12, 2016 03:49 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2016 03:50 PM (kTF2Z)
So, at that point, someone had the keys to it.
Whisper was co-blogger; however, all hosting, billing, etc., were purely in Lex's name and purview, so only he knew the information.
And that's the problem; while a multitude of members have paid costs covering the blog out for near perpetuity, nobody can get "in" to turn it back on, hosting side.
The URL is still owned, etc, and at last word the data is still there- it's just making it re-accessible again.
Between the Lexicans and the Internet Archive, however, most everything he wrote is still close at hand with a bit of effort.
Posted by: Fringe at February 12, 2016 03:52 PM (+GIZJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2016 03:52 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 12, 2016 03:53 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: irright at February 12, 2016 03:54 PM (zxnPQ)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/peyff2p
Posted by: hogmartin
Those oppo researchers are rank amateurs compared to what I have planned.
I'm not concerned that other researchers will be (and have been) doing the same thing; I'm concerned that a. It will be pointless because will lose the nom; OR b. Bernie's minions will Sandy-Berger-ize the worst stuff once he he DOES get the nom.
What I'm NOT concerned about is other people duplicating my effort. Because they are not as good at searching as I am.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2016 03:54 PM (jBuUi)
Lexicans can be cured by putting a hot silver wire up your urethra...
Posted by: We fired the biggest asshole at February 12, 2016 03:55 PM (1LhSy)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 03:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2016 03:50 PM (kTF2Z)
Scares the hell out of me too.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2016 03:56 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Well, yes, there is a bad reason: I live in California, and have a family and responsibilities. Going to Vermont is a big disruptive deal for me. I must have assurance that it would be worthwhile.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2016 03:56 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2016 03:57 PM (kTF2Z)
Ah!!!!! Leave me alone!
Anyway, Hallmark cards are now on my 'list'.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 12, 2016 03:57 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 03:57 PM (39g3+)
Hillary is not in jail. What could you POSSIBLY find on Bernie Sanders that would disqualify him in a race against a Republican? If you find that he murdered twenty people in his youth, he'll be hailed as an ecological visionary.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2016 03:57 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2016 03:58 PM (BkhW6)
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2016 03:58 PM (HgMAr)
If you stopped it before you got to the muslim scene, you missed the worst of it. Cuz it's ba-a-a-a-d.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2016 03:58 PM (8ZskC)
Start drinking or go run errands?
Decisions, decisions... plenty of booze but short on food...
Plenty of computer work to do... but running errands on the weekend is a PITA...
Clearly I need a Lexican PA...
Posted by: We fired the biggest asshole at February 12, 2016 03:59 PM (1LhSy)
Ah. Yeah, that's reasonable.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 12, 2016 03:59 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2016 03:57 PM (mxCgt)
Exactly, all of Barry's dirty laundry was never once mentioned. Whoever the Dem nominee is they will be THE most perfect person ever.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2016 03:59 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Hillary's oppo team are tainted and incompetent.
If they have juicy stuff and haven't unleashed it yet, they are fools of the highest order.
Hillary does not want to publicize the worst stuff, because coming from her it would look unsavory.
But frankly, I don't think they've even bothered, because they never thought Bernie was a viable competitor.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2016 03:59 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: We fired the biggest asshole
/cringes from flashbacks
/fires trebuchets
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 12, 2016 04:00 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 12, 2016 03:48 PM (xSxSn)
He is on an epic journey, a quest that shall take him across many lands. He shall be tested by the Five Trials of Distillidor, be judged before the thrones of the Lords of Time, and endure the Three Temptations of King Shnugglepuss.
If our Ewok remains true he shall then be granted the mighty bottle-mace Valu-Riter, with which he can rally the mighty Horde and face the Shambling Legions Demo-Cratia.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Glower Sticks and Other Emergency Supplies! at February 12, 2016 04:00 PM (hLRSq)
Going to Vermont is a big disruptive deal for me. I must have assurance that it would be worthwhile.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2016 03:56 PM
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If it's a matter of money, we could start a fund to keep you paying your bills while you're away, even if it ends up pointless with Hillary on top.
Posted by: irright at February 12, 2016 04:01 PM (zxnPQ)
And LinkedIn, damn their eyes, keeps telling me about his birthday and how I should email and congratulate him. Nobody had the keys to that login either.
I still owe him dinner.
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at February 12, 2016 04:01 PM (UgF8H)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
I'm not trying to peel away his supporters. Instead, the info is targeted at undecideds in the middle. THey respond to visceral stuff.
The MFM has proven to be semi-irrelevant this cycle. If it's juicy, it will reach the masses.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2016 04:02 PM (jBuUi)
No, Mr. Bond, I expect to burn off your dick.
Posted by: Goldfinger at February 12, 2016 04:02 PM (8ZskC)
Old Russian saying
The future we know, it's the past that is always changing
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2016 04:02 PM (BkhW6)
Posted by: the morigu at February 12, 2016 04:02 PM (MY7AL)
done on Bernie, but keeping their powder dry until they need it. If
it's tight in SC or she loses, I expect a deluge of negative info coming
out about him.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2016 03:48 PM (kTF2Z)
I think he is a pretty boring old communist so I don't think there is much to get... also Dem voters don't seem to care about character at all or Hillary would be under a prison somewhere.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 12, 2016 04:03 PM (OrI3J)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2016 04:04 PM (kTF2Z)
passwords to his account, and so eventually his blog simply went away."
One would think that could be handled through the probate process unless the decedent had made a specific stipulation to deny them access.
These mass market blogging platforms aren't locked so tightly that admin staff aren't able to get in to them to do things like password changes.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2016 03:37 PM (noWW6)
One should make a list of passwords, and other information, for loved ones to use and access in case of death or even just for hospitalization.
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 12, 2016 04:04 PM (vBeA5)
Well if you're asking if anyone here knows that he will or will not get the nomination or whether his people will sanitize the documents or not, I'm gonna go with 'no, nobody knows'.
I don't know exactly what you have in mind, but rather than 'is it worth it to do the research', maybe consider what kind of revelation it would take to put a hint doubt into the mushy mind of even a single one of his committed voters.
(a: nothing, there is nothing he could have possibly done or said that will ever make any of them wonder for a moment if maybe he isn't most supergenius visionary in history)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2016 04:05 PM (BVSyW)
Posted by: irrigh
It's not a matter of money; it's a matter of time. Time away from home is disruptive time.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2016 04:05 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 12, 2016 04:06 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 12, 2016 04:06 PM (FQKBL)
Please don't ever use the words "Hillary" and "on top" in the same sentence.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2016 04:04 PM
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Heh. Like the story the other day with Hillary and muscular. Ack.
Posted by: irright at February 12, 2016 04:06 PM (zxnPQ)
I think that Bernie is a legitimate threat to Hillary, if that helps.
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 04:06 PM (f3Iw2)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius
I doubt it. My eyes need to see it, whatever it is.
If someone else lives in New England and is willing to dig, I encourage them to dig and publish it themselves!
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2016 04:08 PM (jBuUi)
OK fine, here are some great tits
http://tinyurl.com/c4bdwqt
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:08 PM (39g3+)
Like how he pays his staffers $12 an hour while demanding people get $15 an hour minimum wage. Does he really mean it? Not based on his actions....
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: hogmartin
Like I said above, I'm not een attempting to dissuade his hardcore supporters. I am instead looking to dissuade the squishy middle-of-the-roaders, whose votes Bernie would need to win a general election.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2016 04:09 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: 3rd Degree Berns at February 12, 2016 04:10 PM (1LhSy)
ones to use and access in case of death or even just for
hospitalization.<<<
Upon my death I would prefer a friend to wipe the hard drive clean then take it to a mill and have it milled into fine filings.
Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 12, 2016 04:10 PM (1g+wZ)
WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE TO AAAACCCCCE!!!
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2016 04:10 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Ping Response Unit at February 12, 2016 04:10 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 04:06 PM (f3Iw2)
I think he is too, but something tells me the fix is in with this primary and Comrade Bernie is on it. If not, he's a complete chump who could be thrashing Hillary day and night over her dirt. Instead he's babbling about Henry Kissinger.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2016 04:10 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 12, 2016 04:10 PM (1g+wZ)
Then feed the filings to wolves... and blow up the wolves.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2016 04:11 PM (TOk1P)
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Note that it is necessary that they manually cycle the M-14's during the salute. The lame blanks that they use will not develop enough pressure to do the job.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2016 04:11 PM (oFSUK)
Which reminds me of another aviator who has PCS'd to the Heavenly Air Force. Ed Rasimus flew 200+ missions in the F-105 and F-4 during Vietnam. He was also a writer of no small feat, three books under his belt including the biography of Robin Olds Fighter Pilot. And a gracious gentleman who took the time to correspond with me.
http://thundertales.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2016 04:12 PM (Bptsy)
http://tinyurl.com/c4bdwqt>>>
We wanted Boobys.
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/birds/blue-footed-booby/
Posted by: Willy J. at February 12, 2016 04:12 PM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2016 04:12 PM (jBuUi)
shows up, then LauraW posts, then XBradTC shows up and posts about a
deceased blogger...>>>
There are 7 seals right?
Posted by: Willy J. at February 12, 2016 04:13 PM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2016 04:14 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2016 04:14 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 12, 2016 04:15 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 12, 2016 04:15 PM (1g+wZ)
in with this primary and Comrade Bernie is on it. If not, he's a
complete chump who could be thrashing Hillary day and night over her
dirt. Instead he's babbling about Henry Kissinger.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2016 04:10 PM (493sH)
It would be hilarious if Bernie won despite his best efforts to lose.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 12, 2016 04:16 PM (OrI3J)
They're not pushing against anything but some compressible air. They shouldn't be able to cycle, should they?
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2016 04:16 PM (w/iDp)
So, Christopher, why are you looking up nazi military tactics, how quickly human hair decays, and SS rank names?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:16 PM (39g3+)
If you're going to mention yer tits, you must post an image.
OK fine, here are some great tits
http://tinyurl.com/c4bdwqt
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:08 PM (39g3+)
.....................
Touche.
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2016 04:16 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2016 04:16 PM (BkhW6)
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/birds/blue-footed-booby/
Posted by: Willy J.
You fool! If the url gives away the game it doesn't work!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 12, 2016 04:16 PM (9krrF)
And there were cost factors, too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2016 04:17 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:18 PM (39g3+)
D Day veteran is what I typed
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2016 04:18 PM (BkhW6)
Posted by: Cottonwood
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No. With a conventional round either the M-1 or M-14 will cycle and load another round. It isn't something you can choose. Of course, if they were using '03s (which would be my choice) then it would be necessary.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2016 04:18 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 12, 2016 04:18 PM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2016 04:20 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2016 04:20 PM (BkhW6)
Or is that a fool's errand, because Hillary is still the favorite?
Posted by: zombie
zombie you're so cool.
what a life.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 12, 2016 04:20 PM (0KgAM)
Posted by: Bigby's Atomic Elbow at February 12, 2016 04:20 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:21 PM (39g3+)
===
Not the least of which being this is a contest between Silent and Boomer generations. And the Silent gen guy is whooping the Boomer's ass.
Posted by: Bigby's Atomic Elbow at February 12, 2016 04:22 PM (3ZtZW)
Have always hated those celebrity ads where the all say the same dang thing standing in front of a white wall w/their 'I'm serious, you guys!' expression.
They only forgot the "I am _____" genre, such as "I am Bradley Manning!" --- argh.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2016 04:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: 3rd Degree Berns at February 12, 2016 04:23 PM (1LhSy)
Posted by: t-bird
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Depends on the blank loads. One of the criteria for the M-1 was that it cycle properly with training blanks. Not so with the M-14. During training a restrictor is placed over the muzzle in order to drive bore pressures up, and cycle the action.
My guess is that manual cycling is preferred under the circumstances.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2016 04:23 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 12, 2016 04:23 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2016 04:23 PM (8ZskC)
we come here today,
not to braise Bernie or Hillary!,
but to hoist a few tankards,
to remember a friend,
who has go on to
the Elysian Fields.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2016 04:24 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:24 PM (39g3+)
Well, we do talk about blowing shit up a lot.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2016 04:24 PM (D9nRe)
Posted by: 3rd Degree Berns at February 12, 2016 04:24 PM (1LhSy)
His voter died?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2016 04:24 PM (8ZskC)
There is something more formal about it, I agree.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 12, 2016 04:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2016 03:56 PM (jBuUi)
zombie I live in new england, if you come out for Bernie oppo research I will ride shotgun and direct you to Cabot Cheese's headquarters and hunt down the green at UVM for us and we'll have a great time playing with the pencils on the group W bench.
Seriously though, the guy just needs to be debated by anyone in the R field, he's a stammering idiot socialist. The people of this country just aren't that dumb. They sure look and act that dumb, but when the time comes there's no shot he runs away with it. Silent majority.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 12, 2016 04:26 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2016 04:26 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 12, 2016 04:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2016 04:10 PM (493sH)
Highly recommend the Stacy McCain piece listed in the sidebar. The one trying to discern who hates America more, Bernie or Hillary.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 12, 2016 04:27 PM (K0Iz7)
Posted by: Bigby's Atomic Elbow at February 12, 2016 04:27 PM (3ZtZW)
There is something more formal about it, I agree.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
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And more reliable. Still, I would prefer that they use '03 Springfields. The manual cycle is NOT a prescribed manual-of-arms move.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2016 04:27 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:28 PM (39g3+)
Don't you think it's time?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2016 04:29 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 12, 2016 04:29 PM (1g+wZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2016 04:30 PM (kTF2Z)
There are 7 seals right?
Fur? Leopard?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2016 04:30 PM (geVJ9)
Remember the Purdue dance professor who threatened to rape pro-life students?
He will not receive any disciplinary action.
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 04:30 PM (f3Iw2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:24 PM (39g3+)
Why? With everyone else getting out of the race he could have easily gotten .02% of the vote.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2016 04:31 PM (493sH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2016 04:31 PM (LUgeY)
===
Dere's a special place in New Joisey for Jews who won't vote for Bernie!
Posted by: Bigby's Atomic Elbow at February 12, 2016 04:31 PM (3ZtZW)
If I remember my Leftard Victimization Ranking Index correctly, vagina always trumps Joooo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2016 04:32 PM (8ZskC)
While nothing is certain, I believe that there is a very good chance that Bernie Sanders will be the Democrat nominee in November based mostly on what a terrible candidate Hillary Clinton has proven to be. In spite of all the assistance she got from the media and the Democrat establishment, Hillary Clinton lost a tight race in Iowa and a blowout in New Hampshire. She has to appeal to black voters in South Carolina and although they liked her husband, I don't think that they like her.
Posted by: obnoxious ahole at February 12, 2016 04:32 PM (MpvuV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2016 04:33 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2016 04:10 PM (TOk1P)
It's ok, he took a half day.
If that.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 12, 2016 04:34 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 12, 2016 04:27 PM (oVJmc)
Another candidate heads towards the light...
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Glower Sticks and Other Emergency Supplies! at February 12, 2016 04:34 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2016 04:35 PM (LUgeY)
Still has more EV's than Bernie.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2016 04:35 PM (geVJ9)
Posted by: obnoxious ahole at February 12, 2016 04:32 PM (MpvuV)
Does the endorsement of the congressional black caucus carry any weight with a typical black voter in SC?
Or are they like Al Sharpton, recognized by the black community for being race hustlers that are using their own constituents for their own financial gain?
Posted by: Jen the original at February 12, 2016 04:36 PM (K0Iz7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 12, 2016 04:37 PM (OrI3J)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2016 04:37 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:35 PM (39g3+)
And yet, Barry has done a great job
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2016 04:37 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 12, 2016 04:37 PM (FQKBL)
I guess we'll see. I can't imagine why anyone would trust Hillary to mean a word she says.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Debbie Wassermouth-Shithead at February 12, 2016 04:37 PM (8ZskC)
While several of the results stuck out, there was nothing tasteful about any of them.
What? Your search bar is thataway ^
Y'all have a good weekend.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 12, 2016 04:38 PM (xuouz)
First Wickedpinto shows up, then LauraW posts, then XBradTC shows up
and posts about a deceased blogger...>>>
There are 7 seals right?
-------------------
Fur? Leopard?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2016 04:30 PM (geVJ9)
Clubbed and Baby... or are those the same thing? Either way that's only 3 or 4 seals. Oh, and then there's the California Seals, but that was a minor league baseball team, and I'm pretty sure they're extinct.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2016 04:38 PM (TOk1P)
Which goes to the old adage. It doesn't matter who votes but who counts the votes. That old skool commie Bernie should have known this was a lost cause.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 12, 2016 04:38 PM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2016 04:38 PM (LUgeY)
Not, obviously, an intercontinental ballistic missile with a nuclear warhead. One of Ivan's export model theater ballistic missiles with a conventional warhead.
Worthy of comment: that the Houthis were dismissed as raggedy-assed illiterate irregulars, and yet they're proving capable of operating complex long-range high-tech weapons systems to devastating effect. Putin's thumb on the scales?
Also worthy of comment: these TBMs, since they are a Russian-designed system, will just as easily deliver a chemical warhead full of nerve gas as they will a conventional explosive payload.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2016 04:38 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2016 04:39 PM (kTF2Z)
And yet, Barry has done a great job
Yeah, somehow Obama has been great, Democrats have fought for the little guy, and at the same time things are horrific.
Well, it seems to be working.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:39 PM (39g3+)
Seriously though, the guy just needs to be debated by anyone in the R field, he's a stammering idiot socialist. The people of this country just aren't that dumb. They sure look and act that dumb, but when the time comes there's no shot he runs away with it. Silent majority.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 12, 2016 04:26 PM (xuouz)
Talk about whistling past the graveyard.
After 2008 and 2012 I put nothing past the 52%.
Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2016 04:39 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:35 PM (39g3+)
You are all racists, sexists, homophobes, Islamophobes, science deniers, flat-earther, mouthbreathing, inbred, Jesus-land, trailer-trash, know-nothing, vulgar, pinheads and I am the perfect person to lead you all!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Glower Sticks and Other Emergency Supplies! at February 12, 2016 04:39 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 12, 2016 04:27 PM (K0Iz7)
****
I think the Bern hates America as it stands more, by far.
I think Her Thighness would be worse for America, by far.
It doesn't really matter. If either one of them could get voted in, the Electorate is the problem and too far gone.
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 12, 2016 04:39 PM (YWopG)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2016 04:41 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2016 04:41 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2016 04:41 PM (geVJ9)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Glower Sticks and Other Emergency Supplies! at February 12, 2016 04:42 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2016 04:43 PM (LUgeY)
The manual cycle is NOT a prescribed manual-of-arms move.
It's right there in FM 22-5 covering funerals.
Posted by: XBradTC at February 12, 2016 04:43 PM (uc/qi)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 12, 2016 04:43 PM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2016 04:45 PM (LUgeY)
Worthy of comment: that the Houthis were dismissed as raggedy-assed
illiterate irregulars, and yet they're proving capable of operating
complex long-range high-tech weapons systems to devastating effect.
Putin's thumb on the scales?
**cough**Iranian advisors**
Posted by: XBradTC at February 12, 2016 04:46 PM (uc/qi)
Bernie maunders on and on about how he is the son of 'poor Polish immigrants', and yet, there he stands... a candidate for the most powerful position on earth. But, his bleating about how awful the American system is continues.
One wonders why none of the 'moderators' has mentioned this. Why, it's almost as if he is being shielded and enabled.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2016 04:47 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 12, 2016 04:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Glower Sticks and Other Emergency Supplies! at February 12, 2016 04:47 PM (hLRSq)
My guess is that "dance instructor" is a code word for "protected classification."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Glower Sticks and Other Emergency Supplies! at February 12, 2016 04:48 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2016 04:38 PM (noWW6)
That's probably not a good precursor for the Saudi ground troops who are setting up from Turkey to save their "moderate rebel" mercenaries in Allepo.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2016 04:48 PM (D9nRe)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 12, 2016 04:48 PM (Nkdwp)
Yeah, with how the Democrats depict America, why would they want to lead such a horrific place?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:49 PM (39g3+)
the sidebar. The one trying to discern who hates America more, Bernie or
Hillary.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 12, 2016 04:27 PM (K0Iz7)
****
I think the Bern hates America as it stands more, by far.
I think Her Thighness would be worse for America, by far.
It doesn't really matter. If either one of them could get voted in, the Electorate is the problem and too far gone.
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 12, 2016 04:39 PM (YWopG)
I believe the correct answer is: F*ck the both of them. Specifically and relentlessly.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2016 04:50 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:49 PM (39g3+)
Lead it off a cliff
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2016 04:50 PM (493sH)
Remember the Purdue dance professor who threatened to rape pro-life students?
He will not receive any disciplinary action.
Has anyone mentioned a Title IX complaint?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 12, 2016 04:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 12, 2016 04:56 PM (E1IKf)
-Professor threatens dozens of students with rape, including one with a specific image: totally fine.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 04:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bernie, stealing valor at February 12, 2016 04:59 PM (RrDm2)
Shockingly no. He talks about his wife in his rape threat. Which is weird.
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 04:59 PM (0C2f1)
This thread is supposed to be about Neptunus Lex and the Caisson Platoon.
Instead some can't leave just one thread alone without dragging in Hillary! or Bernie or another waste of air politician.
/rant off
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2016 05:00 PM (PFLTn)
-Professor threatens dozens of students with rape, including one with a specific image: totally fine.
In a just universe........
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2016 05:00 PM (geVJ9)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2016 05:00 PM (geVJ9)
The "professor" would be wearing his nuts for earrings
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2016 05:01 PM (493sH)
Aw its my fault, I just had some thoughts about the rhetoric of the two and no other forum to really air them.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 05:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 12, 2016 05:04 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: SnowyBits at February 12, 2016 05:05 PM (vX9lK)
Posted by: SnowyBits at February 12, 2016 05:07 PM (vX9lK)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 12, 2016 05:08 PM (E1IKf)
Now you've gone and done it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Poor Christopher Taylor.
Anna Puma is gonna summon FenelonSpoke and Anna is going to ask for a letter to be started, "Dead Christopher Taylor,"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2016 05:08 PM (geVJ9)
https://twitter.com/ballotpedia/status/698267522064187392
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 12, 2016 05:08 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Bernie, stealing valor at February 12, 2016 04:59 PM (RrDm2)
Oh, fake Bernie, we know you mean Ward Churchill.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2016 05:09 PM (TOk1P)
Basically all the Democrats in South Carolina are black but they do not seem to be all that excited about either of the old white people in the Democrat primary. I wonder how many black voters will take advantage of the open primary to vote for Ben Carson purely on the basis of race.
Probably not enough for Carson to win but maybe enough for him to come in second.
Posted by: obnoxious ahole at February 12, 2016 05:09 PM (MpvuV)
I felt privileged and special just to lurk. That community was the best in the Internet, past and present. A unique place.
ISTR that all the comments were lost. That is a tragedy. USNI never replied to me about a book version of Rhythms of the Sea, Lex's great day in a life of a deployed aircraft carrier short story.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2016 05:11 PM (u82oZ)
Lots of interesting and wide-ranging essays, including ones from a NASA scientist that are uniformly thought-provoking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2016 05:11 PM (u82oZ)
https://twitter.com/ballotpedia/status/698267522064187392
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 12, 2016 05:08 PM (vBeA5)
Tens of people disappointed.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2016 05:11 PM (TOk1P)
R I went for a more succinct summation. Lex was a true word-smith, his writing on aviation was like watching a master paint a portrait. I wish I had his way with words, just 1/10th.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2016 05:12 PM (PFLTn)
I've been assured that a lot of great writers never had their work take off until after they died, so maybe that's not bad
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 05:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 05:14 PM (3DIzJ)
CT has a new theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw
Posted by: Willy J. at February 12, 2016 05:15 PM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
I personally, would rather you stay around a whole lot longer.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2016 05:16 PM (geVJ9)
So say we all.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2016 05:17 PM (PFLTn)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 05:18 PM (39g3+)
Provided for your consideration.
http://trumpetandtaps.org/
Posted by: Caveat Emptor at February 12, 2016 05:19 PM (WJDzM)
Yeah. It used to be standard to always have someone who could play at least some instrument but these days people only know how to shuffle on their music player.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 05:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 12, 2016 05:24 PM (+LunL)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 05:24 PM (39g3+)
Just a few weeks before he died there was a discussion on his blog about death, the (very low) success rate of CPR, and the pros and cons of fighting cancer til the bitter end versus, well - not doing so. (Not suicide necessarily, just a question of fighting versus accepting.) His insights and his commenters' were so remarkable I wound up clipping and saving a whole bunch of that comment section.
Posted by: JPS at February 12, 2016 05:25 PM (QlqoL)
system, will just as easily deliver a chemical warhead full of nerve gas
as they will a conventional explosive payload.
And have the range to reach Riyadh?
Posted by: DaveA at February 12, 2016 05:25 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 12, 2016 05:26 PM (RwwCT)
When Lex wrote about how special his wife was, he was on the money. Mary is simply fantastic.
As to his post Beliefs, that, On Faith, and The Elephant in the Room were the most powerful pieces he wrote.
Worst Day Ever is also very moving.
http://tinyurl.com/jf52htu
Posted by: XBradTC at February 12, 2016 05:28 PM (uc/qi)
http://tinyurl.com/j7v7k8p
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 12, 2016 05:28 PM (9krrF)
Or Theater Ballistic Missiles. Aka Pershing or SS-20.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2016 05:29 PM (PFLTn)
Shit! Where's my pen? WHERE'S MY PEN???-----rickb223
Actually, that's my pen. HERE's the thermometer.
Posted by: Doctor at February 12, 2016 05:29 PM (m3iiU)
on your tablet? To think that I had to thread film in a projector to
watch something when I was a kid less than 50 years ago.>>>
You had access to a 3d projector when you were a kid?
Yeah I get what your saying with having to deal actual film projectors. But the things ans ease that imaging is conveyed is like walking on the moon comparatively.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 12, 2016 05:30 PM (Nkdwp)
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There is a song that really tugs at your heartstrings. The occasion is sad, but the sound of Taps at a military funeral is really beautiful.
Posted by: SH at February 12, 2016 05:31 PM (gmeXX)
Lex's story about being in Finland, his call-signs stories, and the night the commenters electronically went to his house to party and empty his liquor locker were just a few of his side-splittingly funny stories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2016 05:35 PM (u82oZ)
I attended a military funeral where the Army provided a "bugler." She "played" a plastic electronic bugle which played taps. She just held it to her lips while it played taps like an MP3 player.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 12, 2016 05:36 PM (FkBIv)
----
Hey, do you guys remember that awesome-sauce blog Little Green Footballs?
Posted by: Jarles Chonson at February 12, 2016 05:37 PM (VAsIq)
I can still hear it, if I listen.
Posted by: My service number has an RA prefix at February 12, 2016 05:39 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 12, 2016 05:36 PM (FkBIv)
Sigh...I wonder of we should all buy 'Taps" Insurance so when we die a real Bugler will be made available for our Funerals. I can only speak for some of the Navy Funerals out of NYC and the surrounding areas. We have plenty of Participants willing and able to serve at Funerals but we do sometimes come up short with a live Bugler unfortunately.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2016 05:39 PM (DUoqb)
Jarles Chonson is Dogs Playing Poker on Velvet contrasted with the Louvre.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2016 05:40 PM (u82oZ)
It's probably the first time many people have heard of his campaign. "That's Gilmore? I thought that was 'Other'.."
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2016 05:40 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2016 05:40 PM (mxCgt)
****
Nah. Other is still in it as they are polling way higher than Gilmore.
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 12, 2016 05:41 PM (YWopG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2016 05:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at February 12, 2016 05:42 PM (Zd3Kw)
I asked what they did for a bugler, "Boom box" he replied.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2016 05:42 PM (RrDm2)
With current oil prices and the Saudi policy of keeping them this low for the indefinite future, I can think of a number of countries that would love to shut off Saudi oil exports, including Russia and Iran. Now if only they had a credible front man they could blame it on like the Houthis.
Posted by: obnoxious ahole at February 12, 2016 05:42 PM (mih1z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
Isn't this the story of Barack Obama?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 12, 2016 05:43 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2016 05:43 PM (DUoqb)
Jarles Chonson is Dogs Playing Poker on Velvet contrasted with the Louvre.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
*sadly pedals away on his seatless bike*
Posted by: Jarles Chonson at February 12, 2016 05:46 PM (VAsIq)
I do believe the world got a little less clear that March day.
192.
I was one of the commenters at Neptunus Lex's old place. He was a national treasure. His Beliefs essay, currently up on the Lexicans blog, is soul-stretching. It resonates over the years.
I felt privileged and special just to lurk. That community was the best in the Internet, past and present. A unique place.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2016 05:11 PM (u82oZ)
Yes. Absolutely.
ISTR that all the comments were lost. That is a tragedy. USNI never replied to me about a book version of Rhythms of the Sea, Lex's great day in a life of a deployed aircraft carrier short story.
At one point I recall Mary was talking about having Rhythgms and other items published. Have not heard anything of consequence recently.
Posted by: Yankee: ROTOR SELF-WINDING at February 12, 2016 05:48 PM (mZS3c)
~~~~
Just read through all the posts that are up so far--could not stop. The stories are terrific and his writing is so smooth and easy. So sorry that I didn't know of his blog while he was alive, but I will certainly take full advantage of this treasure now.
Also, feeling pretty stupid but I just can't figure out the call-sign Enya Derespinas. I've been saying it out loud as suggested for about 10 minutes. The dog thinks I'm nuts but he keeps coming to me. Don't know why, his name is Murphy--not even close. But then again, maybe he knows something I don't.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 12, 2016 05:48 PM (E6RIJ)
Not to resurrect a previous thread but-
I was going to answer this comment but then I had to work
Anywho...
When I was in my late teens, a St. Bernard killed a little girl. The child and dog had regularly played together and the dog was "a gentle giant". Any large breed of dog will kill if they snap
.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 12, 2016 12:31 PM (kXoT0)
Actually, St Bernards are one of the few dogs with a "crazy gene".
I guess the equivalent of genetic schizophrenia...Get to a certain age and *boing* Koo-koo koo-koo.
Only instead of shooting people and fucking toasters being dogs they savaged their owners.
Breeders worked hard at getting that strain out of the breed. I don't know if they succeeded or not.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2016 05:49 PM (KUa85)
We actually ran into a bit of trouble getting servers at my grandfather's funeral. Apparently they first said they didn't have anyone to serve on the detail.
This was for the grandpa who was a v-bronze star. I guess they looked him up, because they quickly changed their tune and he received the full Marine detail.
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 05:50 PM (0C2f1)
Yeah, he's very good.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2016 05:51 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 12, 2016 05:51 PM (iQIUe)
Is that the rage syndrome thing?
My husband's parents had a sheep dog while he was growing up that had that and had to be put down.
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 05:53 PM (0C2f1)
Posted by: Bitter Jamie Farr at February 12, 2016 05:53 PM (RJRUk)
Posted by: XBradTC at February 12, 2016 05:55 PM (uc/qi)
It is not like learning to read music and actually learn to play an instrument. It is a single song. A single task to accomplish.
Posted by: obnoxious ahole at February 12, 2016 05:55 PM (mih1z)
I think so.
They suddenly get ferociously anger over nothing and attack.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2016 05:56 PM (KUa85)
I've had days like that.
Seriously.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 06:01 PM (39g3+)
Ha! Thanks, XB.
I kept saying, "IN ya der es PEEnahs." The "nahs" blew it for me. But I should have got it.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 12, 2016 06:14 PM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: baldilocks at February 12, 2016 06:18 PM (ys2UW)
238
Enya Derespinas
Derespinas is the guy's last name. Enya is the call sign.
In ya, dere's a penis.
Hahaha
Posted by: Yankee: ROTOR SELF-WINDING at February 12, 2016 06:55 PM (mZS3c)
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