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Kasich Now Called for Second

Cruz battling Jeb for 3rd. Rubio also in the mix, possibly, for 3rd.

Via our lovely Laura, you have to see the Huffington Post's home page.

They changed it. It had said "NH GOES RACIST, SEXIST, XENOPHOBIC" -- the middle one being butthurt about Hilz.

Now it's just normal Huffington Post stupid.

The Main Page, as it Had Been: When I saw it, it was even more garish than this, but this is what it said:


Posted by: Ace at 09:07 PM




Comments

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1 Hmmm

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:08 PM (AkOaV)

2

hopefully kasich is out of money now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:08 PM (qCMvj)

3 I stand by my
Trump
Kasich
Cruz

line up from earlier.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:08 PM (AkOaV)

4

Trump's going to have to liquidate some assets now.
He's going to need major money to move forward.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:09 PM (qCMvj)

5 Remember, you can't say Kasich without "sick"

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 09, 2016 09:09 PM (t5zYU)

6 It's a race to the bottom Charlie Brown!

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2016 09:09 PM (QbyMe)

7 Cruz Three, I hope!

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 09:09 PM (sj3Ax)

8 Does NH have the urban/rural early/late type split on returns?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 09:10 PM (rwI+c)

9 Fart.

Posted by: Fart at February 09, 2016 09:10 PM (u0o1v)

10 Wonderful....wonderful....

Yes, let it burn, all of it. And let it cost those who got us to this point as much in money wasted and hearts broken as possible.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 09:10 PM (/33sy)

11 Go Ted.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 09:10 PM (oVJmc)

12
It's only the second primary. We have like, what, 55 more to go or something?

Keep calm and get laid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2016 09:10 PM (zLP1L)

13 Yeah Kasich's hope was basically to win New Hampshire and be seen as the Establishment front runner choice. I think they've still decided to try for Rubio or hold out hope for Jeb, so he won't get that infusion of support and he's pretty much dead in the water now.

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 09:11 PM (z/Ubi)

14 4

Trump's going to have to liquidate some assets now.
He's going to need major money to move forward.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:09 PM (qCMvj)

Why?

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at February 09, 2016 09:11 PM (EQsM9)

15 Trump is now at "The Producers" stage of realization.
"What did I do right?"

I truly believe he never thought he could get this far!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 09, 2016 09:11 PM (UpGcq)

16
Ben Shapiro

OH GOD NO NOT JOHN KASICH!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:11 PM (kdS6q)

17 Cruz 3 and Rubes 4 is my hope.

If Jeb! finishes 5th again then I predict calls from his handlers/moneymen offering to pay off Christie's, Fiorina's, and Carson's debts if they drop out tomorrow and endorse him.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 09, 2016 09:11 PM (UkUtC)

18 Recently, MoveOn.org issued a petition demanding that MSNBC suspend Chris Matthews "because of his constant shilling for Hillary Clinton."

MoveOn.org, which supports Bernie Sanders, might have a legitimate beef. Matthews wife, Kathleen, is running for Congress in Maryland and as The Daily Caller revealed this morning, many of her top donors are Hillary Clinton's top donors.

Posted by: James T Kirk at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (e8kgV)

19 4

Trump's going to have to liquidate some assets now.
He's going to need major money to move forward.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

because what he's doing isn't working?

Posted by: x at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (nFwvY)

20 This doesn't surprise me. I expected him to do 1 or 2 here. Although I doubt he gets another finish nearly this high.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (39g3+)

21 Great - good luck parlaying all those "'Republican' primary voters guaranteed to vote Democrat in November" votes into some sort of juggernaut, Johnny Boy.

Posted by: DocJ at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (5Nr9V)

22 >>Trump's going to have to liquidate some assets now.
He's going to need major money to move forward.

I really don't think he's going to need that much. He knows how to get almost unlimited free media.

But if he does, I bet he comes out and asks for small donations from ordinary Americans and not from evil corporations. He's also really good in getting other people to pay for his projects.

I was guilty of underestimating the guy. He's done an incredible job so far.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (/tuJf)

23 Keep calm and get laid


Words to live by.

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (qUNWi)

24 Hillary I'd on! I'm finding something on demand.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (sj3Ax)

25 Hillary congratulates Bernie on win.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (brIR5)

26 Trump/Kasich 2016!

Wooohoooo!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 09, 2016 09:13 PM (UpGcq)

27
Jim Waterson

Kasich party celebrating second place with moderate cheering within the bounds of reasonable compromise

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:13 PM (kdS6q)

28 Nobody demands Hillary.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 09, 2016 09:13 PM (FkBIv)

29 So awful. Bill looks near death.

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 09, 2016 09:13 PM (u0o1v)

30 I saw a poll on FOX stating that 40% of Democrats wanted Obama's policy's to continue and 41% who wanted them to be even more liberally executed.
Think about that...81% of Democrats want more Obama or more Obama on steroids!.

And those fucker's license plates say "Live Free or Die". The irony is breathtaking.

The Minutemen are rolling over in their graves.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 09, 2016 09:13 PM (SK7CK)

31 Cruz is the only candidate on either side who isn't a democrat, rino, communist, or murderer. As a matter of strict fact, he is the only Constitutional Conservative. Thus, the only choice for America.

Posted by: Eromero at February 09, 2016 09:13 PM (zLDYs)

32 I thought MoveOn.org was a wholly owned subsidiary of Clinton Inc. Interesting.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 09:13 PM (rwI+c)

33 Hillary! 4000% Seriously?

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:14 PM (e7T6D)

34 So, I guess that Hillary's status has officially been called as "schlonged"?

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 09, 2016 09:14 PM (rUc9h)

35 Give Me Free Stuff or Die.

Posted by: New license plate at February 09, 2016 09:14 PM (FkBIv)

36 Recently, MoveOn.org issued a petition demanding that MSNBC suspend Chris Matthews "because of his constant shilling for Hillary Clinton."

MoveOn.org, which supports Bernie Sanders, might have a legitimate beef. Matthews wife, Kathleen, is running for Congress in Maryland and as The Daily Caller revealed this morning, many of her top donors are Hillary Clinton's top donors.

Posted by: James T Kirk at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (e8kgV)



If he was shilling for their guy (as he usually does) they wouldn't have a probably with it. Now that he's against their clown they're having a hissy fit. Fck them all with a nuke

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 09:14 PM (45oDG)

37 Trump's going to have to liquidate some assets now.
He's going to need major money to move forward.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

because what he's doing isn't working?
Posted by: x at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (nFwvY)


because it's going to get harder

the gop is still throwing money elsewhere

the field will thin out, the money will shift

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:14 PM (qCMvj)

38 Posted by: rfichoke at February 09, 2016 09:06 PM (vLCft)

Thanks!

(repost from last thread in case you missed it, appreciate your input)

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 09:14 PM (3myMJ)

39 Nobody Doesn't Hate Hillareeeeeeee....

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 09:14 PM (qUNWi)

40 Hitlery acting like she won. So, this is a thing. Losing big and acting like you won the powerball

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:14 PM (2x3L+)

41 Trump for the win...what else really matters?

Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 09, 2016 09:15 PM (Xlh4y)

42 the country doesn't know what it wants

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 09:15 PM (Uk9e2)

43 Right Wing Conspiracy! Drink!

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:15 PM (e7T6D)

44 The Fox establishment spin remains that people who support Trump aren't really for him, they are just against the establishment and are emotionally lashing out.

Keep spewing that patronizing nonsense you assholes.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 09, 2016 09:15 PM (jEIZo)

45 She says she wants to get "secret, unaccountable money out of politics."

Totally delusional.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2016 09:15 PM (EZebt)

46 Fukking cheap lie about gov Snyder by this old hag

Posted by: Trump at February 09, 2016 09:15 PM (EQcBC)

47

oh god
hillary sounds like a puke

and look at that gargoyle of a husband next to her

gross

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:15 PM (qCMvj)

48 Shrillery's tone of voice is much, much different than usual - she's not screeching and howling. Somebody must have spiked her metamucil...

Posted by: antisocialist at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (cDs+4)

49 the country doesn't know what it wants

It's still going to get it though. Good and hard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (rwI+c)

50 42 the country doesn't know what it wants
Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 09:15 PM (Uk9e2)
***
Clearly, it wants revenge.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (/33sy)

51 Yeah Hillary is totally the one to "reign in wall street"

heh

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (AkOaV)

52 Hillary: "I still love New Hampshire! "

Unspoken:"But I can't wait to get to SC where the black folk will lock-step vote for me."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (RrDm2)

53 Right wing conspiracy bullshit again. Wow. So fucking desperate.

And shrill and shouty-shout

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (2x3L+)

54 I really don't think he's going to need that much. He knows how to get almost unlimited free media.
***********************

The problem is that free media completely distorts everything he says. I constantly have to dig and dig to see what the actual quote was to learn Trump wasn't in fact saying we should kill all the Kardashians.

Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (qHgBB)

55 Bullshit.

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (u0o1v)

56 If Trump loved us, he would have run out there and started talking to force the network to abandon Hillary

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (e7T6D)

57 Listening to this harridan is like listening to nails on a blackboard.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (SK7CK)

58 49 the country doesn't know what it wants

It's still going to get it though. Good and hard.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (rwI+c)
***
Izzat you, H.L.?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (/33sy)

59 What's with Bill's mouth hanging open all the time? Senile dementia setting in?

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (LQLeS)

60 I was guilty of underestimating the guy. He's done an incredible job so far.
Posted by: JackStraw

me too. most of his competitors have been running for president since grade school. I'm so tired of those types.

Posted by: x at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (nFwvY)

61 because what he's doing isn't working?

Yeah I dunno. He seems to be doing really well without any real spending other than travel expenses. Unless that changes why would he spend more? If he can keep getting free publicity by living in the heads of pundits and news organizations, keep getting free publicity, and keep getting giant rallies, why spend more?

Jeb Bush is proving pretty conclusively that the old pattern of big time spending on ads and such does not really work.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (39g3+)

62 Bill, mouth-breathing again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (RrDm2)

63 >>>>Hitlery acting like she won. So, this is a thing. Losing big and acting like you won the powerball

It's exactly what her husband did 24 years ago, so she's still riding his coattails.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (UkUtC)

64 Hillary just put the entire state of New Hampshire on her enemies list.

Posted by: no good deed at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (GgxVX)

65 Bill looks like death warmed over.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (sj3Ax)

66 african american parents? In NH?

Wrong state concession speech?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (AkOaV)

67 So awful. Bill looks near death.

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 09, 2016 09:13 PM (u0o1v)




They showed a clip of him giving a speech. His left hand was noticeably shaking. Better be careful with those cigars

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (45oDG)

68 Wooo! Trump Wins! If I can get my cousin to stop thumping her bible, I might get lucky tonight!

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (bA+CL)

69 I saw shrill shouty-shout open for dripping fingers back in "87

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (e7T6D)

70
Real tweet

John Kasich

What a night! Thx to our incredible NH supporters! Time to trade our snow boots for flip flops. See you tmrw SC

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (kdS6q)

71

Pandering Insanity out of clinton's fire breathing mouth.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (qCMvj)

72 Cruz is the only candidate on either side who isn't a democrat, rino, communist, or murderer. As a matter of strict fact, he is the only Constitutional Conservative. Thus, the only choice for America.

But he isn't eligible based on our super-secret interpretation of the Constitution, despite all the laws and coursts saying otherwise! He is obviously a Canadian due to the fact he lived there before he was potty-trained! eleventy!

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (bZ7mE)

73 Bush Cruz flip about every update it seems

Rubio about 10% behind them, but only 25% in ...

Is there an "after work voter" effect? It might favor Trump, then Cruz?

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (5Gpe2)

74 Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 09, 2016 09:15 PM (Xlh4y)

Welcome to boot camp, maggot.

Posted by: four of spades at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (3MozY)

75 So sadly scripted. Pathetic.

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (u0o1v)

76 Why am I watching this shit show?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:18 PM (2x3L+)

77 Kasich? Seriously nh?

Just hope Cruz beats Rubio I guess.

Ok I'm out.

Posted by: Lea at February 09, 2016 09:18 PM (vmMMi)

78 build ladders.... got it

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:18 PM (e7T6D)

79

women
immigrants
blacks

clinton's ticking them off one by one

what idiots, the people in the audience

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:18 PM (qCMvj)

80 The Fox establishment spin remains that people who support Trump aren't
really for him, they are just against the establishment and are
emotionally lashing out.


Aesop had this fable about 'sour grapes...'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 09:18 PM (oVJmc)

81 death pool on bill clinton

hillary will get a condolence bump, then she'll be indicted and sroke out

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 09:18 PM (Uk9e2)

82 Her faith? What faith??
Oh yeah..."Grab what you can, then split."

Posted by: antisocialist at February 09, 2016 09:18 PM (cDs+4)

83 Life of service? like cops?

Yeah.

ha.

Not many multi multi millionaire cops out there making money from their "lives of service"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:18 PM (AkOaV)

84 We did a great job here! We came in second! Now, let me talk about how the Republicans poisoned the citizens of Flint.

Posted by: Hillary at February 09, 2016 09:18 PM (RrDm2)

85 Must be a laugh a minute as the Democratic votes come in. You can bet that poor decrepit old Bill is REALLY wishing right now that he was not married to Canquelles.

Tonight's forecast: frigid-bitch winter storm warning. Shrieking winds of discord, gusts of hurricane force, with regular flurries of lamps and ashtrays. Icy disdain for the rest of the week. Exercise extreme caution when outdoors, especially near Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2016 09:18 PM (noWW6)

86 Wow, Hillary is pandering and yelling and all fierce-eyed. And she's shamelessly saying she's against big money in campaigns. She's looking and sounding desperate. Hahhahaha.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 09, 2016 09:18 PM (LQLeS)

87 This Hillary speech is like some bizzaro shit the horde wrote as a sock. amazing.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at February 09, 2016 09:18 PM (bA+CL)

88 A lot of retards in New Hampshire

Posted by: Seems legit at February 09, 2016 09:19 PM (U+nHb)

89 76 Why am I watching this shit show?
Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:18 PM (2x3L+)
***
Same reason we can't bear to see, but can't turn away from, either, car accidents.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 09:19 PM (/33sy)

90
She says she wants to get "secret, unaccountable money out of politics."



Totally delusional.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2016 09:15 PM (EZebt)

Well, all HER money is accountable, and the Clinton Foundation has detailed records! Amazing how much making speeches pays these days!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 09:19 PM (wYnyS)

91 But he isn't eligible based on our super-secret interpretation of the Constitution, despite all the laws and coursts saying otherwise! He is obviously a Canadian due to the fact he lived there before he was potty-trained! eleventy!
*********************************

Plus he's a white hispanic. Emphasis on white. As in, not really latino.

Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 09:19 PM (qHgBB)

92 Harpy personified

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:19 PM (e7T6D)

93
Paul Krugman*

A reminder: Kasich isn't a sensible moderate, he's just extreme in different ways

*Has both a Nobel Prize and Cooties

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:19 PM (kdS6q)

94 What's with Bill's mouth hanging open all the time? Senile dementia setting in?

Probably having trouble getting enough oxygen.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:19 PM (39g3+)

95 15 Trump is now at "The Producers" stage of realization.
"What did I do right?"

I truly believe he never thought he could get this far!


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

Trump's been leading for the past six months. He's not hurting in self-esteem. Why wouldn't he think he'd go all the way?

Posted by: RUB1.0-Mark-0 at February 09, 2016 09:20 PM (QdAXQ)

96 Hillary is doing her Howard Dean yell.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:20 PM (AkOaV)

97 I have accumulated a DECISIVE MARGIN OF VICTORY!!!

... over Vermin Supreme.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Who Is "Fun" at February 09, 2016 09:20 PM (noWW6)

98 Off Robot sock.

Posted by: Driks Strewn at February 09, 2016 09:20 PM (QdAXQ)

99 african american parents? In NH?


Wrong state concession speech?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (AkOaV)



Gotta be at least a few South Africans living up there.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 09, 2016 09:20 PM (gM5O7)

100 what idiots, the people in the audience
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
------------
Unpossible. They all have been educated, and have had the privilege of a free press.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 09:20 PM (RrDm2)

101 "it's why I went undercover in Alabama"? WTF? Rehab?

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at February 09, 2016 09:20 PM (bA+CL)

102 54
The problem is that free media completely distorts everything he says. I constantly have to dig and dig to see what the actual quote was to learn Trump wasn't in fact saying we should kill all the Kardashians.
Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (qHgBB)


What?

*stuffs Trump T-shirt in trash can*

Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2016 09:20 PM (sdi6R)

103 88 A lot of retards in New Hampshire
Posted by: Seems legit at February 09, 2016 09:19 PM (U+nHb)

They bus in the massholes

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:20 PM (AkOaV)

104 Hillary can't hide her angry eyes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 09:21 PM (21hN3)

105 In case no one has said this...

F*% Kasich.

That is all.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at February 09, 2016 09:21 PM (W6m9k)

106 Where does this bitch think she is? North Fucking Korea?????????!!!!!!!!
And the fucking crowd is cheering????!!!!!!

This is absolutely fucking insane. The motherfucking Soviets weren't this brazen in their lies!!!!!!

Posted by: LGoPs at February 09, 2016 09:21 PM (SK7CK)

107 Bernie won the "18 to 64" demographic.

Heh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:21 PM (AkOaV)

108 SCHLONGED AGAIN!

I SEE A DARKNESS!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at February 09, 2016 09:21 PM (rUc9h)

109 Wooo! Trump Wins! If I can get my cousin to stop thumpng her bible, I might get lucky tonight!

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (bA+CL)

It's interesting to look at poll internals.

Trump holds very similar leads amongst:

Leans conservative
Somewhat conservative
Very conservative

It's most unusual.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 09:21 PM (3myMJ)

110 Damndest concession speech I've ever heard.
Somebody must have strong-armed Bernie into letting her give her speech first.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 09, 2016 09:21 PM (cDs+4)

111 Bernie in moments

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 09:21 PM (brIR5)

112 Bill's gone vegetarian and looks like it. one foot in the box.

Posted by: x at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (nFwvY)

113 87 This Hillary speech is like some bizzaro shit the horde wrote as a sock. amazing.
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at February 09, 2016 09:18 PM (bA+CL)

Okay, so listening to that was really hard.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (EZebt)

114 WSJ slightly ahead of DD, has Cruz at third.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (sj3Ax)

115 >>The problem is that free media completely distorts everything he says. I constantly have to dig and dig to see what the actual quote was to learn Trump wasn't in fact saying we should kill all the Kardashians.

That's what I thought, too. Trump now has a 1st and a 2nd after 2 races. And he's doing whatever the hell he wants and breaking every political rule.

He actually called one of his opponents a pussy last night. I mean we do that shit here every thread but that's kinda out of the box for a presidential race.

The rules seem to have changed.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (/tuJf)

116 Pray Bill doesn't die. If he dies, she gets the sympathy vote.

Just like Biden will be using his son's corpse if he runs.

Posted by: sexypig at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (dZQh7)

117 Hillary/Prison 2016

Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (OUpHg)

118 Trump ran away with New Hampshire (even though we've been informed that he was finished 523 times, already) but the worst part is that they breathed some life back into the putrid corpsemen of Jebbers and Kasich. I really wish New Hampshire would not practice their voodoo rituals during election season.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (zc3Db)

119 Ehh... Britt... not really a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (AkOaV)

120 What did Ace say? A screeching harpy madwoman with meth cooked eyes?

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (qHgBB)

121 The Fox establishment spin remains that people who support Trump aren't really for him, they are just against the establishment and are emotionally lashing out.

They aren't wrong. But the anger is justified, and that's what they don't quite seem to get.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (39g3+)

122 81 death pool on bill clinton

hillary will get a condolence bump, then she'll be indicted and sroke out

Posted by: Feh

Now that's a prediction.

Posted by: Driks Strewn at February 09, 2016 09:23 PM (QdAXQ)

123 Oh great.... next up a mailman's son 2nd place speech? I don't think I can watch that.. chop, choppity, chop

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:23 PM (e7T6D)

124 He's not hurting in self-esteem.
--------------

*flips open DSM *
*ah, here it is, 'Psychopath' - Wildly exaggerated sense of self-worth' *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 09:23 PM (RrDm2)

125 It's most unusual.
...........
Yes it is.
Lay in valurite and popcorn, it's going to be a long year.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at February 09, 2016 09:23 PM (bA+CL)

126 Chi, got it

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:23 PM (2x3L+)

127 116 Pray Bill doesn't die. If he dies, she gets the sympathy vote.

-------------

Maybe someone should test Bill for arsenic, etc.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 09, 2016 09:23 PM (rUc9h)

128 I really wish New Hampshire would not practice their voodoo rituals during election season.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (zc3Db)

At least the Santeria rituals didn't work for the MarcoBot.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 09:24 PM (wYnyS)

129 This battle for third, that's important right because coming in third meant winning in CornBat land.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 09:24 PM (3myMJ)

130 *does Trump dance*

Posted by: eman at February 09, 2016 09:24 PM (MQEz6)

131 Trump has been impressive but then has moments that scare me. He's very good at sticking people with bad memes ot based on policies. I would not want to run against him because of this.

He also gets away with being a slimeball.

Calling Ben Carson pathological and like a child molester, for example.

Posted by: sexypig at February 09, 2016 09:24 PM (dZQh7)

132 A lot of retards in New Hampshire

We heard on Saturday there's a bit of a heroin problem.

Apparently this is a federal issue.

Posted by: it's in the Constitution, somewhere near the back at February 09, 2016 09:24 PM (GPdWi)

133 Man, Huma must have triple Viagra-loaded the old bitch's afternoon cocktails.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 09, 2016 09:24 PM (fC+Kl)

134 If Hillary can't draw the votes, Obama will let her skate on the classified documents and avoidance of Public Records laws. He'll say that losing the voter mandate will be punishment enough.

It would be the compassionate thing to do for an old politician as they go off into obscurity, forgotten by the public in love with the Brash New Guy.

Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 09:24 PM (1P5JK)

135 He actually called one of his opponents a pussy last night. I mean we do that shit here every thread but that's kinda out of the box for a presidential race.

The rules seem to have changed.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (/tuJf)

******

A plant woman in the audience did that.

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 09, 2016 09:24 PM (YaY7y)

136 Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 09:24 PM (21hN3)

137 101 "it's why I went undercover in Alabama"? WTF? Rehab?

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs

Suddenly lost my craving for pigs in a blanket.

Posted by: Drirs Strewn at February 09, 2016 09:24 PM (QdAXQ)

138 >>>"Cruz battling Jeb for 3rd"


Ugh!

Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 09:24 PM (q177U)

139 116 Pray Bill doesn't die. If he dies, she gets the sympathy vote.

Posted by: sexypig at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (dZQh7)
***
That's just cruel.

Don't you think the man has suffered enough?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 09:25 PM (/33sy)

140 Man am I feeling the Bern

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:25 PM (AkOaV)

141 Pray Bill doesn't die. If he dies, she gets the sympathy vote.

I'm no sure. She might lose as many or more votes from people who were only leaning toward her because they hoped Bill would really run things or want to see him back in the White House in any capacity.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:25 PM (39g3+)

142 CNN exists had Trump pulling 35% of Very Conservative votes. 23% for Cruz.

I'm guessing Very Conservative means something different in NH than Alabama.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 09:25 PM (rwI+c)

143 need to get some antibiotics for that I think

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:25 PM (AkOaV)

144

Weed breaks all time sales record in NH, all outside Bernie's campaign hq's.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:25 PM (qCMvj)

145 At least the Santeria rituals didn't work for the MarcoBot.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 09:24 PM (wYnyS)


They must have used KFC chicken for the sacrifice. Sure, giving away spicy chicken tenders is a true sacrifice ... but Major League wasn't a documentary.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2016 09:25 PM (zc3Db)

146 Bernie would no doubt win state next door.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 09:25 PM (sj3Ax)

147 the German gay cannibal story about is also pretty remarkable

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 09:25 PM (Uk9e2)

148 what is Larry David doing up there talking??

Posted by: Question Mark ( and the mysterians ) at February 09, 2016 09:25 PM (8CdUx)

149 146 Bernie would no doubt win state next door.
Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 09:25 PM (sj3Ax)

VT and NH are not very similar states.

I don't think that had much / anything to do with it TBH.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:26 PM (AkOaV)

150 Pray Bill doesn't die. If he dies, she gets the sympathy vote.

Just like Biden will be using his son's corpse if he runs.
Posted by: sexypig at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (dZQh7)

...although...if Bill were to die, he would then most DEFINITELY vote for her. Otherwise, well...Bernie IS offering more Free Stuff!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at February 09, 2016 09:26 PM (cDs+4)

151 Right, I'm off to watch Alfred beat on some Danes in the last kingdom. (Recommended, btw)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 09:26 PM (6FqZa)

152 Bernie's in a tough spot, if he is serious about this, and that's a big IF.

Hillary's gonna double down on the Lefty cant. That means Bernie is going to have to go on the attack if he wants to compete.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 09:26 PM (RrDm2)

153 "death pool on bill clinton"

Even people not in the dextrosphere are starting to notice and mention how visibly messed up Billy Jeff is.

David Maraniss on Twitter yesterday:

"It was odd, when BC was introduced and stood on stage w/Chelsea, he showed nothing on his face, mouth agape, eyes seemingly blank... no affect at all, just frail, like he had to conserve every ounce of energy. No gleam in his eyes, no electricity, muted."

Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2016 09:26 PM (noWW6)

154 >>>> *does Trump dance*
Posted by: eman at February 09, 2016 09:24 PM (MQEz6
-----
I'm playing metal and banging my head. Long hair flying.
TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:26 PM (2x3L+)

155 The country clearly knows what it wants. Trump and Sanders are the same shit in different wrappers.

Posted by: a phoenician sailor at February 09, 2016 09:26 PM (OL9GT)

156
the German gay cannibal story about is also pretty remarkable


I'm sorry, whaaat?

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:26 PM (e7T6D)

157 147 the German gay cannibal story about is also pretty remarkable

---------------

I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at February 09, 2016 09:26 PM (rUc9h)

158 I'm the new comeback kid, bitches! I may as well steal Bill Clinton's title, as I'm running as a moderate Democrat this year.

Posted by: Jon Kasich at February 09, 2016 09:27 PM (qnTNb)

159 Everyone of those Kaische voters votes for Bernie in November.

Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2016 09:27 PM (cXiMR)

160 Bill needs a Trump Steak

Posted by: x at February 09, 2016 09:27 PM (nFwvY)

161 How much is Hillary losing by?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 09:27 PM (w4NZ8)

162 I think once people got to see Bernie v Hillary up close, they realized how much Hillary sucked.

Dems dont trust her either.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:27 PM (AkOaV)

163 161 How much is Hillary losing by?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 09:27 PM (w4NZ

its about 60/40 Bernie.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:27 PM (AkOaV)

164 Maybe someone should test Bill for arsenic, etc.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 09, 2016 09:23 PM (rUc9h)

Seriously, if I were Billy Jeff and looked in the mirror and saw that face looking back at me and those shaky hands, I'd be at the Mayo Clinic or Johns Hopkins so fast the Secret Service detail would be trying to figure out where I went!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 09:27 PM (wYnyS)

165 Widows of beloved statesmen get elected all the time.

I wouldn't put it past her to poison bill.

I know how she'd do it, too.

Some kind of contact poison on lipstick she gives to a hooker for Bill.

Posted by: sexypig at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (dZQh7)

166 65 Bill looks like death warmed over.
Posted by: Carol
------------
I think he may already be dead, actually.
They're just making him look lifelike with a feeding tube & lithium-ion battery packs.

Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (OUpHg)

167 How much is Hillary losing by?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 09:27 PM (w4NZ

Not enough!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (wYnyS)

168 Yuuuge! heh

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (e7T6D)

169 Kasich should accuse Trump of cheating and demand a do over

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (Cq0oW)

170 135 He actually called one of his opponents a pussy last night.
------------
And commentators on Fox have, in the last 36 hours said... (paraphrasing)
- kicked in the nuts
- douchebag
- dead to me
- grandpa asshat

(I only made up one)

*watches overton wondow slide again*

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (bA+CL)

171 We are never going to get rid of katshit any time soon? Sobbing when not harfing.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (7lqMl)

172 Sorry I meant Biden in November

Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (cXiMR)

173 Calling Ben Carson pathological and like a child molester, for example.
***************************

Trump talks a lot of shit, but he's also shown surprising class when it comes down to it. When Ben Carson didnt hear his name called before the NH debate, Trump stayed with him until they called Carson again, while the rest of the candidates flew right by.

Indeed I'm learning a surprising amount of things about Trump that didn't fit my early preconception of him being a NY valued shitball.

Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (qHgBB)

174 Remember, per the AOSHQ official rules Paul Krugman must always be referred to as "Former Enron advisor Paul Krugman". Write it down.

Posted by: Timon at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (KSonr)

175 PT Barnum wins in a Cannibal Circus World

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (Uk9e2)

176 All these fucking super wealthy fatcats that Bernie and Hillary are railing against are Fucking Democrats!!! Just look at who all the big Wall Street companies donate to? 98% to fucking Democrats for crying out loud.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (SK7CK)

177 No gleam in his eyes, no electricity, muted.


Hillary's campaign staff told him he couldn't fondle any boobs, and if they caught him looking, they would hit him with a cattle prod.

Posted by: no good deed at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (GgxVX)

178 Hopefully Cruz takes 3rd, but I won't be too upset if he doesn't. His share of the vote shouldn't change significantly, it's just everyone being so close together on that tier. Rubio was kept from consolidating the establishment vote, and that's all that matters for tonight.

Posted by: T at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (NctcF)

179 Major League wasn't a documentary.

Even Serrano wasn't sure about the KFC

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (39g3+)

180 The country clearly knows what it wants. Trump and Sanders are the same shit in different wrappers.

Posted by: a phoenician sailor at February 09, 2016 09:26 PM (OL9GT)



And filled with creamy NYC goodness!

Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (GUBah)

181 >>>>I think he may already be dead, actually.

Weekend at Billy's

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (UkUtC)

182
Matt Walsh*

Do you think if Trump supporters had jobs and kids maybe they wouldn't be so eager to destroy the country?

*Not the funny one from UCB. The one with dirty kids that the County keeps taking away.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (kdS6q)

183

I wonder how much is Not Hillary vote for Bernie.
They've got nowhere else to go.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (qCMvj)

184 DJIA will be down tomorrow again, i fear.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (AkOaV)

185 I thought Trump repeated what some woman said, calling him a pussy. Not good, but not quite as bad.

And the schlonged thing was legit, but Trump got slammed on FOX for vulgarity for days. They even bleeped it ... went on and on about it. They key in on anything Trump says to paint him as nasty, and often tie his supporters in with it.

But listening to Trump ... he inspires the crowd, hits important points no one else has been able to drive home. I never hear him speak and say, "what a vulgar guy" ... but the MSM/FOX work hard to label him with that.

Actually what he does is inspire hope that the establishment open borders entitlement guys can be stopped. They really hate that.


Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (5Gpe2)

186 >>A plant woman in the audience did that.

A woman in the audience said it and nobody but some of the people in that room heard it. Trump then went all theatrical and pretended like he was offended and told the microphones and TV cameras that she shouldn't call Cruz a pussy.

C'mon, everybody knows what he did. The amazing thing is everybody knows what he did and a very large number of voters do not give a shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (/tuJf)

187 How much is Hillary losing by?

8 inches

Posted by: x at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (nFwvY)

188 166 65 Bill looks like death warmed over.
Posted by: Carol
------------
I think he may already be dead, actually.
They're just making him look lifelike with a feeding tube & lithium-ion battery packs.

-------------------

If Hillary can have her exoskeleton, there's no reason she wouldn't have one for Zombie-Bill, too.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (rUc9h)

189 Trump has said that after Iowa, he was 40-50 MILLION under budget... ie what he thought he would have spent by now...

He is a business Man.... he understands money... its there if he wants to spend it.

Posted by: Don Quixote, formerly BB Wolf, formerly Romeo13... at February 09, 2016 09:30 PM (f7rv6)

190 I think he may already be dead, actually.
They're just making him look lifelike with a feeding tube & lithium-ion battery packs.
Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (OUpHg)

Umm..."Weekend at Bernie's"?

Posted by: antisocialist at February 09, 2016 09:30 PM (cDs+4)

191 Trump wins YUGE....May be someone can get a sympathy shipment of feminine hygiene products to Rove, Hume , and that super special shit weasel Stephen Hayes.



Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 09, 2016 09:30 PM (fC+Kl)

192 >>> A lot of retards in New Hampshire

"We heard on Saturday there's a bit of a heroin problem."

Yep. That's why I had to fire my fourth #Torque2016 campaign manager.

For saying to the press that "If I had to live in this cold, boring dump of a state, I'd probably OD from shooting smack into my eyeballs too."

Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2016 09:30 PM (noWW6)

193 C'mon, everybody knows what he did. The amazing thing is everybody knows what he did and a very large number of voters do not give a shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (/tuJf)

Did not vote for Trump, but I for one, do not give a shit that he used the word "pussy."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:30 PM (AkOaV)

194 Trump/Wayne LaPierre 2016

Vote Freedom First!

(yeah, i poasted it in another thread: recycling helps fight global warming %-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2016 09:30 PM (Eq8if)

195 *clang, clang, Trump, clang, clang, Trump, clang, clang, Trump, Trump!!!, clang!!!

Posted by: Musical Jolly Trump not to be confused with Musical Jolly Chimp at February 09, 2016 09:30 PM (WVsWD)

196 Even Serrano wasn't sure about the KFC

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (39g3+)


But it did work in the movie. Sadly, for the treasonous little worm, Rubio, life did not imitate "art".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2016 09:31 PM (zc3Db)

197 170
Okay, which one did you make up? Douchebag?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2016 09:31 PM (egOGm)

198 She's now losing by 20 percentage points.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 09, 2016 09:31 PM (LQLeS)

199 149
Every time Vermont comes up I am reminded of an exchange in "White Christmas" with Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye.

He and Danny Kaye are discussing how they can get people to come to the Inn:

Danny Kaye: "Hey maybe we can scare up a democrat?"

Bing: "Ha! They'd stone him!"

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2016 09:31 PM (iHjB5)

200 187 How much is Hillary losing by?

-----------------

22% of the voting schlongs, looks like.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 09, 2016 09:31 PM (rUc9h)

201
Matt Taibbi

Gatekeepers for Marco Rubio wouldn't let me in their failure party. I congratulated them on fifth place.




Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:31 PM (kdS6q)

202 Hillary says she still loves NH, but if she's elected good luck getting any federal funding

Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2016 09:31 PM (fMQvT)

203 Bernie can win the general election in a landslide .............in Venezuela.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 09, 2016 09:31 PM (fC+Kl)

204 So.... Rubio 3000 is in serious trouble then?

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:32 PM (e7T6D)

205 Is Bernie actually saying "yuugggeee?"

Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 09:32 PM (GUBah)

206 The country clearly knows what it wants. Trump and Sanders are the same shit in different wrappers.
Posted by: a phoenician sailor
---------------

A correct analysis. It is bizarre to see conservatives cheering this on. Happy to cut off their nose to spite their face.

Posted by: Watching in stunned wonderment at February 09, 2016 09:32 PM (RrDm2)

207

Matt Walsh*

Do you think if Trump supporters had jobs and kids maybe they wouldn't be so eager to destroy the country?


Sounds like more the question for Sanders/Obama voters.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 09:32 PM (oVJmc)

208 As I mentioned below, pore ole Bill looks like those monkey toys with cymbals. Wind 'em up and that is how he was clapping for his haggard harridan. With a drooly grin. Then he did his gawp open mouth of wonder.

I think he has some health issues other than cardiac surgery and Peyronie's.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 09, 2016 09:32 PM (7lqMl)

209 Trumps free press comes from saying outlandish things and picking fights with Megyn Kelly. Things like a grown man calling another grown man a pussy in front of a auditorium full of adults will wear thin, fast. At some point, it's not novel anymore. Just annoying. Trump will have to spend money he hasn't raised. He will have to start spending Trump dollars. And he likes his Trump dollars.

So his free ride is nearing the station. Just my two cents.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 09, 2016 09:32 PM (pUDQf)

210 >>> Trump wins YUGE....May be someone can get a sympathy shipment of feminine hygiene products to Rove, Hume , and that super special shit weasel Stephen Hayes.
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 09, 2016 09:30 PM (fC+Kl)
--------
FWIW, they gave Trump credit for this win. It seemed fake to not set him off again against them. Krauthammer actually admitted his win was huge/yuge

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:33 PM (2x3L+)

211 Matt Walsh* Do you think if Trump supporters had jobs and kids maybe they wouldn't be so eager to destroy the country?
*******************

Matt Walsh is Caitlyn Jenner with a beard.

Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 09:33 PM (qHgBB)

212 Year of the Fire Monkey = SMOD = the burning times. Trump Steaks!

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:33 PM (e7T6D)

213 Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 09, 2016 09:32 PM (pUDQf)

I'm a grown man and I call people "pussies" all the time. What are you trying to say?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:33 PM (AkOaV)

214 116 I was just wondering about the Bill Clinton death calculus. If he keeps over now does it help or hurt?

Posted by: Weasel at February 09, 2016 09:34 PM (dCWTa)

215 I'm thinking Bill dying hurts Hillbot!

Most LIV think voting for her is voting for Bill 2.0

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 09:34 PM (qUNWi)

216 wouldn't be surprised to find Cruz in fourth.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 09, 2016 09:34 PM (Cq0oW)

217 Thousands of unionized USA teachers must be hoisting a few happy beers watching the shit they have spawned--ie the Bernie supporting generation.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 09, 2016 09:34 PM (fC+Kl)

218 Hitlery is such a loser. She had no chance against first black president, but she is losing to this old crank communist

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:34 PM (2x3L+)

219

oh come on, put Trump out there, so I can get away from this for the night

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:34 PM (qCMvj)

220 O Rubio, Rubio, wherefore art thou Rubio?

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 09, 2016 09:34 PM (hCdMd)

221 Bernie rambling through the Communist Manifesto talking points.


"Oligarchy?" Check!

Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 09:34 PM (GUBah)

222
Ben Shapiro

Hillary knocking police because she's desperately clinging to the black vote. It's her electoral firewall.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (kdS6q)

223 am surprised by kasich though

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (Cq0oW)

224 Thanks!

(repost from last thread in case you missed it, appreciate your input)

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 09:14 PM (3myMJ)


Most welcome! Any time you want to hear how screwed up SC politics is, you know who to ask. :-)

Posted by: rfichoke at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (vLCft)

225 Bill looks like death warmed over.

-
Once syphilis gets to the brain it's all down hill.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (Nwg0u)

226 The top two candidates in the Republican party are not really Republicans. (Kasich says he is between Hillary and Bern)

This says something about the way that people feel about movement conservatism nowadays.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (2kjDY)

227 "pussy" short for






pusillanimous: weak and afraid of danger


Examples of pusillanimous


<pusillanimous politicians who vote according to whichever way the political wind is blowing>



Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (Eq8if)

228 Listening to this Marxist retread Sanders and I really, really wonder if we won the Cold War.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (SK7CK)

229 121 The Fox establishment spin remains that people who support Trump aren't really for him, they are just against the establishment and are emotionally lashing out.

They aren't wrong. But the anger is justified, and that's what they don't quite seem to get.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (39g3+)


Yup.... Trump is SMOD.... he is a missile pointed towards Washington...

Because after the TEA Party, when we tried to change the system from within, we KNOW we need to destroy some things in Washington before we can rebuild.

Posted by: Don Quixote, formerly BB Wolf, formerly Romeo13... at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (f7rv6)

230 NH voters must have been askeered of his connections to the USPS if they didn't vote for him. He was telling them he could get their mail forwarded to Rangoon.

Posted by: Hank at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (IFEDx)

231 A correct analysis. It is bizarre to see conservatives cheering this on. Happy to cut off their nose to spite their face.

Posted by: Watching in stunned wonderment at February 09, 2016 09:32 PM (RrDm2)


You people and your silly sayings. It's not my nose. And that bloodied face you are lamenting so much is the last dying days of Gope.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (TOk1P)

232 This has probably all ready been said, but Rubio needs to get out first with a speech again, and the media will poo their pants. 5th is now the new third. I am sure his camp is contemplating this. Lightning strikes twice.

Posted by: Thomasone at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (0fA5e)

233 if you haven't seen the huffpo's main page yet, you must!!!


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/

via our own Laura.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 09:36 PM (dciA+)

234 "I think he has some health issues other than cardiac surgery and Peyronie's."

AIDS dementia is a bitch.

Also, garlic toaster orangutan. Get the purple ice cream ladder. Thirty-seven.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 09, 2016 09:36 PM (noWW6)

235 223 am surprised by kasich though
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (Cq0oW)

he's been number 2 in the polls in NH for a while...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:36 PM (AkOaV)

236 C'mon, everybody knows what he did. The amazing thing is everybody knows what he did and a very large number of voters do not give a shit.

Look at the way you worded that, that's why nobody cares. Because the entire culture has been Mamet'd. We swear constantly without even thinking about it. Trump is crude, its true... but that's the song of our people these days. We're all sailors, now.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:36 PM (39g3+)

237 I'm not too excited about who comes in 1st 2nd 3rd in NH. But then I think NH-VT-RI-ME-MA-CT should all be one state.

Posted by: CozMark at February 09, 2016 09:36 PM (CbGSW)

238
Dave Wasserman

So far, Marco Rubio has cracked fourth place in only one town of any substantial size: Portsmouth. On track to get clobbered tonight.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:36 PM (kdS6q)

239 The amazing thing is everybody knows what he did and a very large number of voters do not give a shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (/tuJf)

Trump has used a word or two in questionable taste in a short campaign.
The GOP Establishment Scum have lied to me and used hundreds of sleazy anti-citizen actions to assist their CoC masters for the past decade or more.
But, I'm supposed to be upset with Trump!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 09:36 PM (wYnyS)

240 On the scale of annoying shit Hillary! does, where would you rank her ridiculous fake-ass smile and exaggerated wave to someone she 'recognizes' in the audience?

Posted by: Weasel at February 09, 2016 09:37 PM (dCWTa)

241 228 Listening to this Marxist retread Sanders and I really, really wonder if we won the Cold War.


Posted by: LGoPs at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (SK7CK)


We won OURS.... apparently you did not win the battle at home...

Posted by: Don Quixote, who was in the Cold War at February 09, 2016 09:37 PM (f7rv6)

242 Ben Shapiro

Hillary knocking police because she's desperately clinging to the black vote. It's her electoral firewall.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (kdS6q)



Is she using her Negro dialect? That's always a winner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 09:37 PM (45oDG)

243 Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 09:36 PM (dciA+)

yeah, saw it.

HuffPo at it's finest.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:37 PM (AkOaV)

244 the country knows what it doesn't want

what were all those stats for YEARS about record low approval ratings for DC politicians

the country rightly hates its political class, and the feeling is mutual

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 09:37 PM (Uk9e2)

245

Bernie: It's not fair that America is wealthy?

what a douche

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:38 PM (qCMvj)

246 Castro length speech with the aging Communist

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:38 PM (2x3L+)

247 237 I'm not too excited about who comes in 1st 2nd 3rd in NH. But then I think NH-VT-RI-ME-MA-CT should all be one state.
Posted by: CozMark at February 09, 2016 09:36 PM (CbGSW)

very different cultures and very different people in the New England states (plus the French Canadian state of VT)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:38 PM (AkOaV)

248 Gross. Kasich is a watery turd who is satisfying and inspiring in no way whatsoever. Not worth the anticipation, slight, insubstantial, with the promise of a big solid something, nothing butt loose delivery and pure disappointment. Completely unworthy of my time on the pot. F-you NH you arrogant faux-independent reservoir of shitty judgement.

Posted by: Sir Ron the Chubby Conquerer at February 09, 2016 09:38 PM (oFVzZ)

249 Hah! Fourth place is the new third...

Suck it, Dondi!

Posted by: Jeb! at February 09, 2016 09:38 PM (ZxmMG)

250
Jamie Kirchick

Bernie hasn't had this much fun since the Soviets put down the Kronstadt rebellion.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:38 PM (kdS6q)

251 215 that's sort of what I'm thinking.

Posted by: Weasel at February 09, 2016 09:38 PM (dCWTa)

252 Christie performed a public service

Posted by: Observer at February 09, 2016 09:38 PM (Pa4eZ)

253 The Fox establishment spin remains that people who support Trump aren't really for him, they are just against the establishment and are emotionally lashing out.
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They aren't wrong. But the anger is justified, and that's what they don't quite seem to get.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (39g3+)


One can rationally AND emotionally lash out.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 09:38 PM (uURQL)

254 161
How much is Hillary losing by?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 09:27 PM

30-40 points. She has to have a complete staff turnover or she has no one to blame in explaining the cluster-f to the donors.

Posted by: Lester at February 09, 2016 09:38 PM (2UPXV)

255
This says something about the way that people feel about movement conservatism nowadays.

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correct

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 09, 2016 09:39 PM (Cq0oW)

256 $15 min wage! Pay equity for women! Free college!

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 09:39 PM (brIR5)

257 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:36 PM (39g3+)

when the Super Bowl halftime is Pro Black Panthers????

I'm not really worried about an 'Expletive Deleted'....

Posted by: Don Quixote, who was in the Cold War at February 09, 2016 09:39 PM (f7rv6)

258 I think he has some health issues other than cardiac surgery and Peyronie's.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 09, 2016 09:32 PM


vegan

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 09, 2016 09:39 PM (KCxzN)

259 173
Trump talks a lot of shit, but he's also shown surprising class when it comes down to it. When Ben Carson didnt hear his name called before the NH debate, Trump stayed with him until they called Carson again, while the rest of the candidates flew right by.

Indeed I'm learning a surprising amount of things about Trump that didn't fit my early preconception of him being a NY valued shitball.
Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (qHgBB)


Yes, I saw that.

Trump may be an arrogant blowhard in public, but it's often how you behave when the spotlight is not on you that shows your true character.

https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=231089

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQj0jQReCwE&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2016 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

260 How is he going to "ease the burden" of student debt?

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 09:39 PM (brIR5)

261 Bernie about to show everyone the Hammer and Sickle tattoo. On his ass.


Just promised $15/hr min wage, "pay equality for women," free public college for errrbody, student loan debt forgiveness.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 09:39 PM (GUBah)

262 Much pooping in pants in the Imperial Court tonight.

Posted by: eman at February 09, 2016 09:39 PM (MQEz6)

263 I am confident that nobody at the Huffington Post has the slighest comprehension that screaming "what the F**k God?" as an atheist is in any way inappropriate or wrong.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:39 PM (39g3+)

264 I was just wondering about the Bill Clinton death calculus. If he keeps over now does it help or hurt?
Posted by: Weasel at February 09, 2016 09:34 PM (dCWTa)

Dunno...BUT, if he keels over during her campaign - say, just before she gets indicted - it might provide cover for her to drop out of the race. Hell, even if he were to get really sick, as the "caring spouse" that we all KNOW she is, naturally she would have to drop out to take care of Billy Bubba...

Posted by: antisocialist at February 09, 2016 09:40 PM (cDs+4)

265 Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 09:37 PM (45oDG)

Maybe Hillary should call for reparations for slavery to ensure the vote of many Democratic AA's Of course, that's not what she really thinks, and would never do anything about it, but if its one thing she's good it-it's pondering to get votes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 09:40 PM (w4NZ8)

266 Now: Tax on wall street speculation

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 09:40 PM (brIR5)

267 I think the only people voting for Hillary are the dead dog democrats, sorry, Yellow Dog democrats who would vote for a yellow dog if it was on the (D) line.

And I think the young people voting for Sanders are really voting for the Socialist agenda. The voters for Sanders are the same 51% who re-elected Obama.

What Trump would do with a hostile congress, I don't know. Probably put up a fight, but still lose. Same with Cruz. The media and the democrats are not yet beaten.

I don't see a good end to any of this, and that is without current events adding to the chaos.

It can't go on much longer like this.

Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 09:40 PM (1P5JK)

268 Bernie is going tax "Wall Street speculation" to pay for all his free shit.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 09:40 PM (GUBah)

269 So Kasich 2nd place?

Empathy vote or are they just that liberal in NH?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:40 PM (voOPb)

270 Wall Street, Wall Street, Wall Street, Wall Street.

Posted by: no good deed at February 09, 2016 09:40 PM (GgxVX)

271 It would be the perfect battle between the capitalist Trump v the Communist Sanders in the general.

We would at least know where our countrymen stood.

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 09:40 PM (qUNWi)

272 I thought MoveOn.org was a wholly owned subsidiary of Clinton Inc. Interesting.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 09:13 PM (rwI+c)


I believe it's a Soros front org. If true, that means Soros has dumped Hillary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (Z8fuk)

273 Oh shit, now he wants to let all the Dindus out of prison.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (GUBah)

274 okay the huffpo changed their main page -- don't bother clicking now.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (dciA+)

275 Too many blacks and Latinos in jail.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (brIR5)

276 *watches overton wondow slide again*

Tell me when will you be mine
Tell me wondow, wondow, wondow

Posted by: db at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (NTJfg)

277 Free boob jobs! Free Jap sex bots! Free Internet for everyone! Free shit! Free Ben n Jerry's ice cream for lesbos! Free assless chaps for butch mens!

Impose a TAX on Wall Street!! Yeahsss!!!

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (e7T6D)

278 Lol at PuffHo!

Hahahhahhhhahaaahaha!

*wipes the tears away*

Hahahahahahahaha...

*Orders moar booze and popcornz*

Hahahahahahhaa...

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (044Fx)

279
Rich Lowry

A great night for trump (wins handily), and a great night for Cruz (confused and cluttered "establishment" lane)




Third -- or maybe Fourth -- is the new First!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (kdS6q)

280 if you listen to every line the Bern says and add "put em in camps!" to them, it all makes sense.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (bA+CL)

281 Just promised $15/hr min wage, "pay equality for women," free public college for errrbody, student loan debt forgiveness.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 09:39 PM (GUBah)


If he promises to pay my mortgage, I'm in.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (TOk1P)

282 Welcome to boot camp, maggot.
Posted by: four of spades at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (3MozY)

Daddy always said you would never amount to nothing then a sniveling little bitch...Bitch!

Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (Xlh4y)

283 Those fuckin yumans.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (AkOaV)

284 Climate change: real!
Caused by human activity

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 09:42 PM (brIR5)

285 So glad I didn't vote for that RINO McCain. I knew Obama would be a one term disaster. It was painful, but necessary.

Thank god for Internet geniuses!

Posted by: Reagan III in 2012!!! at February 09, 2016 09:42 PM (ZedYY)

286 Trump talks a lot of shit, but he's also shown surprising class when it comes down to it. When Ben Carson didnt hear his name called before the NH debate, Trump stayed with him until they called Carson again, while the rest of the candidates flew right by.

Indeed I'm learning a surprising amount of things about Trump that didn't fit my early preconception of him being a NY valued shitball.
Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (qHgBB)

Yes, I saw that.

Trump may be an arrogant blowhard in public, but it's often how you behave when the spotlight is not on you that shows your true character.

https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=231089

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQj0jQReCwE&feature=youtu.be
Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2016 09:39 PM (sdi6R)


it's when he started lying
lying about Cruz that pissed me off

say all of the crude stuff you want, but he was lying straight up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:42 PM (qCMvj)

287 If true, that means Soros has dumped Hillary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (Z8fuk)



Well, Bernie is definitely more Soros' ilk than Hillary! That or Soros doesn't like the graft competition that Hillary!'s been giving him.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 09:42 PM (GUBah)

288 Two in a row baby!

Posted by: Marco Rubibi at February 09, 2016 09:42 PM (Wckf4)

289 But then I think NH-VT-RI-ME-MA-CT should all be one state.

They do seem more like counties in a real state, from a West coast perspective

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:42 PM (39g3+)

290 271 It would be the perfect battle between the capitalist Trump v the Communist Sanders in the general.

We would at least know where our countrymen stood.

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 09:40 PM (qUNWi)

But just last night I was told Trump was not a Capitalist.... on THIS SITE...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Quixote, who was in the Cold War at February 09, 2016 09:42 PM (f7rv6)

291 268 Bernie is going tax "Wall Street speculation" to pay for all his free shit
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Yeah and like Wall Street won't figure out how to get around that.
Stupid socialist

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:42 PM (voOPb)

292 Listening to this Marxist retread Sanders and I really, really wonder if we won the Cold War.


Posted by: LGoPs at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (SK7CK)




We won internationally but not domestically. I'm sure none of the nitwits in Comrade Bernie's audience have a clue about what he's babbling about except free tuition and evil rich.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 09:42 PM (45oDG)

293 287 If true, that means Soros has dumped Hillary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (Z8fuk)


Well, Bernie is definitely more Soros' ilk than Hillary! That or Soros doesn't like the graft competition that Hillary!'s been giving him.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 09:42 PM (GUBah)
***
It's not personal; it's just business.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 09:43 PM (/33sy)

294 >>Trump has used a word or two in questionable taste in a short campaign.
The GOP Establishment Scum have lied to me and used hundreds of sleazy anti-citizen actions to assist their CoC masters for the past decade or more.
But, I'm supposed to be upset with Trump!

Nope. I think Trump is doing yeoman's work pushing back on the SJWs. It's just kind of shocking to me to hear a Presidential candidate call an opponent a pussy.

Reagan and at least Bush II wouldn't even enter the Oval Office without their suit jacket on. Reagan had an onion tied to his belt as was the style of the day.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:43 PM (/tuJf)

295
Christie performed a public service
Posted by: Observer



His noble sacrifice will be mentioned in dispatches in glowing terms -- posthumously.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:43 PM (kdS6q)

296 So Kasich 2nd place?



Empathy vote or are they just that liberal in NH?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:40 PM (voOPb)


NH loves a candidate who will suck up to them, and nobody sucks up better than Kasich.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 09:44 PM (TOk1P)

297 I was just wondering about the Bill Clinton death calculus. If he keels over...

Why doesn't he just have the animation surgery that Hillary's gotten? He'd be quite useful.

Posted by: t-bird at February 09, 2016 09:44 PM (OLNwX)

298 Empathy vote or are they just that liberal in NH?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:40 PM (voOPb)


NH loves a candidate who will suck up to them, and nobody sucks up better than Kasich.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 09:44 PM (TOk1P)

Yeah, he shook hands and went to diners, etc etc etc

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:44 PM (AkOaV)

299 If he promises to pay my mortgage, I'm in.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (TOk1P)




Did Barry ever pay that one fat broad's rent and gas for her car? Remember she was in tears that if he won he'd pay for those things for her.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 09:45 PM (45oDG)

300 C'mon, Bernie. Wrap it up.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 09:45 PM (21hN3)

301 BurtTC, you as a home owner are a 1%er. You'll be giving up your home for section 8 housing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:45 PM (voOPb)

302 The Fox establishment spin remains that people who support Trump aren't really for him, they are just against the establishment and are emotionally lashing out.

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In a better world, the Rethugs would have stood on their hind legs like men and fought the commie hordes instead of slithering before Obozo like snakes. If they had done that,they'd be sitting pretty now.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 09:45 PM (Nwg0u)

303 Single payer!

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 09:45 PM (brIR5)

304 294 >>Trump has used a word or two in questionable taste in a short campaign.
The GOP Establishment Scum have lied to me and used hundreds of sleazy anti-citizen actions to assist their CoC masters for the past decade or more.
But, I'm supposed to be upset with Trump!

Nope. I think Trump is doing yeoman's work pushing back on the SJWs. It's just kind of shocking to me to hear a Presidential candidate call an opponent a pussy.

Reagan and at least Bush II wouldn't even enter the Oval Office without their suit jacket on. Reagan had an onion tied to his belt as was the style of the day.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:43 PM (/tuJf)
***
Now, the ferry to Shelbyville was five cents, and in those days, nickels had bees on them, so we called 'em 'bees.'
'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 09:45 PM (/33sy)

305 I'll be darn, Trump and Bernie have the same healthcare plan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 09:45 PM (RrDm2)

306 Bubba is facing the effects of years of coke use and STDs.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 09:45 PM (oVJmc)

307 Bernie about to stroke out, but he can't stop

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:46 PM (e7T6D)

308 Bernie is going tax "Wall Street speculation" to pay for all his free shit
-------
Yeah and like Wall Street won't figure out how to get around that.
Stupid socialist

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:42 PM (voOPb)



There's no getting around the gulags comrades.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 09:46 PM (45oDG)

309 Trump may be an arrogant blowhard in public, but it's often how you behave when the spotlight is not on you that shows your true character.
*********************

I've been reading stories about how he tracked down a good samaritan who helped fix his limo and paid off the guy's mortgage as his way of thanking him. And these aren't just one off anecdotes, he seems to have a history of doing this.

He's brash and cringe inducing and vulgar, but he's not the monster the media and the establishment makes him out to be.

Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 09:46 PM (qHgBB)

310 ... I should have voted for Brooklyn Bernie.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:46 PM (AkOaV)

311 STFU already.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:46 PM (2x3L+)

312
j___eraghty

It was a good night for Cruz....




Third -- or maybe Fourth -- is the new First!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:46 PM (kdS6q)

313 Bern The Witch

Posted by: Sanders/Baphomet 2016 at February 09, 2016 09:46 PM (t8sr/)

314 Trump wasn't in fact saying we should kill all the Kardashians.
Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (qHgBB)

I had to briefly switch on the train wreck at MSNBC. Rachel Madcow was aghast. She was stunned that 81% of the NH Republican primary voters agree with Trump's position that the US should halt all Muslim immigration(she stopped there, didn't say the rest of the story). She made sure to emphasize "republican".
Apparently she didn't listen to the intelligence and military testimony today about ISIS planning attacks here in the USA this year and that they have indeed infiltrated refugees.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 09, 2016 09:46 PM (K0Iz7)

315 Your house has 5 rooms. meet 4 newest best friends and families.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 09:46 PM (brIR5)

316 >>Yeah, he shook hands and went to diners, etc etc etc
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Nothing says winner better than a guy who can chow down fucking diner meatloaf special.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:46 PM (voOPb)

317 Grandpa is still talking....

Posted by: Question Mark ( and the mysterians ) at February 09, 2016 09:47 PM (8CdUx)

318 Wow, NH has no diversity to celebrate. Only white people live there.

Posted by: NCKate at February 09, 2016 09:47 PM (KPhjz)

319 BurtTC, you as a home owner are a 1%er. You'll be giving up your home for section 8 housing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:45 PM (voOPb)


Oh well, back to the crack pipe I go.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 09:47 PM (TOk1P)

320 Did Barry ever pay that one fat broad's rent and gas for her car? Remember she was in tears that if he won he'd pay for those things for her.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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The one that divorced him, or the one hooked into the Burlington College scandal?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 09:47 PM (RrDm2)

321
305 I'll be darn, Trump and Bernie have the same healthcare plan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 09:45 PM (RrDm2)


sigh....

Please go read Trump's actual statements...

Not what OTHERS say he says....

He wants to strengthen private Insurance, while having a safety net.... just like we USED to have.

Posted by: Don Quixote, who was in the Cold War at February 09, 2016 09:47 PM (f7rv6)

322 Big plus if only that the winner doesn't have the look and mannerisms of a snake oil salesman.

Posted by: Drider at February 09, 2016 09:47 PM (6Xbsz)

323 Anybody else getting a Children of the Corn vibe from the last couple Democrat elections?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:47 PM (/tuJf)

324 Trump's first meeting with Putin will be epic. Someone will be getting the nuke. It'll be yuuuge.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 09, 2016 09:48 PM (pUDQf)

325 This is first time I have listened to the old communist. IT REALLY IS ALL ABOUT FREE SHIT.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at February 09, 2016 09:48 PM (AhyHb)

326 Nothing says winner better than a guy who can chow down fucking diner meatloaf special.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:46 PM (voOPb)

Yeah, I know. It's... different here in NH.

Candidates all call in to the drive time morning radio. They're all hanging out at the bars and diners, and... I don't know, policy matters less than "relatability" or whatever.

It would be the same in your state if you were first in the nation primary.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:48 PM (AkOaV)

327

drudge wins in the most hideous images of hillary

lol, new one is nuts

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:48 PM (qCMvj)

328 YEAH ABORTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:48 PM (AkOaV)

329 96% White

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 09:48 PM (rwI+c)

330 So Huffpo calls NH Nazis, overlooks half voted Democrat.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 09:48 PM (oVJmc)

331 Trump should show up and take his mic

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (2x3L+)

332 325. My exact thoughts. I just actually thought fondly of Obama and how we'll be wishing he could get a third term if it's all we could do to avoid sanders.

Posted by: Levi at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (lCWBk)

333 Your house has 5 rooms. meet 4 newest best friends and families.
Posted by: Fox2!
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I wrote about that.

Posted by: Boris Pasternak at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (RrDm2)

334 Did Barry ever pay that one fat broad's rent and gas for her car? Remember she was in tears that if he won he'd pay for those things for her.
Posted by: TheQuietMan


There was an update on her a while back:
http://tinyurl.com/q67soql


But she'll line right up and vote D again, of course.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (GUBah)

335 308 Bernie is going tax "Wall Street speculation" to pay for all his free shit
-------
Yeah and like Wall Street won't figure out how to get around that.
Stupid socialist

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:42 PM (voOPb)


There's no getting around the gulags comrades.

Posted by: TheQuietMan

That's the beauty of Bernie's plan. Under it the whole country will be a gulag.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (QdAXQ)

336 uuummmmm meatloaf with mashed potatoes and gravy. The natural pan juices, not the canned brown gravy. Or skip the gravy on the meatloaf and pour on the ketchup. That's what you need on those cold winter days when you're plowing snow.

Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (1P5JK)

337

please go away now bernie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (qCMvj)

338 booo new york

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (AkOaV)

339 He wants to strengthen private Insurance, while having a safety net....

We're just haggling over the price.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (rwI+c)

340 Reagan had an onion tied to his belt as was the style of the day.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:43 PM (/tuJf)

You know, I'd forgotten that part of the Reagan legacy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (wYnyS)

341 Can the Berniebots not rub two brain cells together and mull the wisdom of using one corrupt institution (the government) to manage and control another corrupt institution (wall street).

Oh but the gubmint is answerable to the peeples, unlike wall street!!!111

Horse shit.

Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 09:50 PM (qHgBB)

342 a real Daniel Webster, this guy


or not

Posted by: not the dictionary Webster at February 09, 2016 09:50 PM (8CdUx)

343 He's brash and cringe inducing and vulgar, but he's not the monster the media and the establishment makes him out to be.

I kind of get that impression, too. Its the stuff he does when he's not on the stump that impresses me more.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:50 PM (39g3+)

344
The Hill

JUST IN: Clinton camp hires new director of black media ahead of SC primary

http://hill.cm/Ky8W91Z



And after all

You're my Firewall

-Oasis

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:50 PM (kdS6q)

345 Maybe Hillary should call for reparations for slavery


-
'Cause Whoopsie needs a new pair of shoes!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 09:50 PM (Nwg0u)

346 Good lord, what a windbag this Sanders character is.

Posted by: lymond at February 09, 2016 09:50 PM (koywJ)

347 Marco 5 is alive (I smell a movie franchise)

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 09, 2016 09:50 PM (IiVgV)

348 Hmf. That's odd. The American Dream worked for Bernie, but the American way sucks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 09:50 PM (RrDm2)

349 Your house has 5 rooms. meet 4 newest best friends and families.


It's really more fair.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 09:50 PM (rwI+c)

350 They changed it. It had said "NH GOES RACIST, SEXIST, XENOPHOBIC" -- the middle one being butthurt about Hilz.
Now it's just normal Huffington Post stupid.


Huh. They must've changed it back. At 6:51pm, PST, the screaming stupid is back.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 09, 2016 09:50 PM (maOV6)

351
JUST IN: Clinton camp hires new director of black media ahead of SC primary


Rachel Dolezal?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 09:51 PM (oVJmc)

352 330 So Huffpo calls NH Nazis, overlooks half voted Democrat.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 09:48 PM (oVJmc)


Well... Bernie IS a Socialist...

Hmmm... so what is the difference between National Socialism, and Democratic Socialism?

Posted by: Don Quixote, who was in the Cold War at February 09, 2016 09:51 PM (f7rv6)

353 or Stephen Douglas. That little dude could talk all day and drink all night



Posted by: not the dictionary Webster at February 09, 2016 09:51 PM (8CdUx)

354 Rubio enters the way back machine. And completely avoids the G o8 suicide pact.

Trump more than likely not in the race. Rubio with a big lead. Nothing ever good happens when you introduce legislation with Chuck Schumer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:51 PM (voOPb)

355 There was an update on her a while back:
http://tinyurl.com/q67soql

But she'll line right up and vote D again, of course.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (GUBah)



Peggy Joseph! That was that stupid bitch. I'm guessing Barry never put a drop of gas in her car

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 09:51 PM (45oDG)

356 At least Hitlery had the good manners to make a brief speech. This maniac seems like he has no intention of giving up his mic

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:52 PM (2x3L+)

357 346 Good lord, what a windbag this Sanders character is.
Posted by: lymond at February 09, 2016 09:50 PM (koywJ)

all socialists are. ask the Castro brothers.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:52 PM (AkOaV)

358 Equal Pay for All!

Posted by: Equal Pay for All! at February 09, 2016 09:52 PM (T01Xq)

359 Was listening briefly to David Webb. His guest , the secretary of State from NH, said that in the NH primary any candidate that doesn't get at least 10% of the votes receives zero delegates. 10% or above recieve a proportioned number.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 09, 2016 09:52 PM (K0Iz7)

360 Damn, this crazy old fuck could actually be the next President of the United States. I really didn't want my time to be this interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:52 PM (/tuJf)

361 @340 - kudos for the Grandpa Simpson reference.

Bernie Sanders promises to masturbate onto a Wheat Thin and then proceed to eat it.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 09, 2016 09:52 PM (J+n2j)

362 Bernie now up 22 per CAC.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 09:52 PM (oVJmc)

363 Hmmm... so what is the difference between National Socialism, and Democratic Socialism?

Posted by: Don Quixote, who was in the Cold War at February 09, 2016 09:51 PM (f7rv6)




Under National Socialism, the secret police have Hugo Boss uniforms. Under Democratic Socialism, they get off the rack from State Department Store #22.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 09:52 PM (GUBah)

364 Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2016 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

Thanks for pointing that out. I didn't watch that debate, and I'd have missed that sort of detail if I had.

A story I heard about Trump showing off his character was that he paid off the mortgage of someone who stopped to change a flat on his limo.

Trump may not say the right things, but I like much of what he does.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 09:53 PM (uURQL)

365 Bernie needs to STFU.

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth II at February 09, 2016 09:53 PM (cE40T)

366 305

They do? Link please.

Posted by: Reagan III in 2012!!! at February 09, 2016 09:53 PM (ZedYY)

367 An hour ago I was thinking, I'll wait for Trump to speak and then go read my book for awhile... good god.. I want that hour back

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:53 PM (e7T6D)

368 You guys watching Bernie? Ugh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:53 PM (voOPb)

369 Oh, God. Jeb.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (EVV0Q)

370 Hoping Hillory's numbers stay in the 30s... and yes, the Drudge pic is heelarious.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (TOk1P)

371 I really didn't want my time to be this interesting.

No shit. I didn't either.

Posted by: no good deed at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (GgxVX)

372 "it's why I went undercover in Alabama"? WTF? Rehab?

Ok, that made me spill my beer.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (lAXNl)

373 Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2016 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

I have to admit that the fact his ex-wives seem to like him (how often does *that* happen?) and his kids all seem to honestly respect him and be functioning adults, is pretty much the only reason I'm not terrified if Trump became president. The 'Ron who met him incidentally at some point (when Trump wasn't trying to score points with him) seems favorably impressed as well, and that means a lot to me as well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (GDulk)

374 I see a replay of 1972.

Posted by: eman at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (MQEz6)

375 Cruz/Rubio/¡Jeb fighting for 3/4/5.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (brIR5)

376 Maybe Sanders is the guy to make communism work.

1. Super angry at the producers and will make them pay.
2. ??????
3. Communist Utopia but without toilet paper...and other things.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (AhyHb)

377 Here comes Trump, cut away from Bush the idiot

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (AkOaV)

378 Trump.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (EVV0Q)

379 Bush keeps cutting into Cruz's lead on him. F you NH!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (hVdx9)

380
Philip Klein

Rubio's path back seems -- strong 3rd in SC over Bush/Kasich



Third -- or maybe Fourth -- is the new First!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (kdS6q)

381 Bernie just waxed wistfully about his little rent-controlled apartment in Brooklyn in his childhood.

All of America will soon be rent controlled. Everything.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (dvuhZ)

382 The American Dream worked for Bernie, but the American way sucks.

It didn't really. His life sucked and he was a total failure until he got into government.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:55 PM (39g3+)

383 Mmmm. I think I can get behind Rubio's strategy of 3rd, 5th, 7th.

Posted by: kindltot at February 09, 2016 09:55 PM (q2o38)

384 351
JUST IN: Clinton camp hires new director of black media ahead of SC primary

Rachel Dolezal?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 09:51 PM (oVJmc)

I lol'ed. She'd be epic in that position.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 09, 2016 09:55 PM (pUDQf)

385 trump is on nome. I wonder if he'll be gracious or an aHole?

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 09:55 PM (sj3Ax)

386 CNN exists had Trump pulling 35% of Very Conservative votes. 23% for Cruz.

I'm guessing Very Conservative means something different in NH than Alabama.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

In the national polls Trump leads in all categories too, including "very conservative". His numbers ae almost the same across the board. Check the internals of polls. They are most instructive.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 09:55 PM (3myMJ)

387 Holy fuck, look at the Trump women.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:55 PM (/tuJf)

388 Bernie might be the D candidate that the GOPe would NOT prefer over a conservative. Or Trump.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 09:55 PM (oVJmc)

389 It's weird Trump calls his parents "Mary and Fred"

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:56 PM (2x3L+)

390 Like Sand through an hourglass, these are the days of Hillary's life.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 09:56 PM (Nwg0u)

391 And since no one has mentioned it, the new Cruz anti-Trump ad is lame. Link to it at Instapundit

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 09, 2016 09:56 PM (5HBd1)

392 I'm watching the election coverage on SKY (from Good Britain). It's different but not as informative.

Posted by: CozMark at February 09, 2016 09:56 PM (CbGSW)

393 No anti-Trump meltdowns: refreshing.

Posted by: eman at February 09, 2016 09:56 PM (MQEz6)

394 Trump should just break into a version of Addicted to Love. He's got the backup singers covered.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:56 PM (/tuJf)

395 Bernie just waxed wistfully about his little rent-controlled apartment in Brooklyn in his childhood.

All of America will soon be rent controlled. Everything.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (dvuhZ)



Just like the good old Soviet Union that he honeymooned in. As PJ O'Rourke called Soviet apartments - stack a prole

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 09:56 PM (45oDG)

396 they get off the rack from State Department Store #22.

Swimwear! Evening wear!

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 09:56 PM (brIR5)

397 Yabba Dabba Doo!1!!1!!

Posted by: Marco Rubio R- Bedrock at February 09, 2016 09:56 PM (msVAP)

398 This is awkward.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:57 PM (2x3L+)

399 I think the 'very conservative' might have lost a lot of faith in the current system, making Trump their form of the destroyer.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 09:57 PM (oVJmc)

400
AP - 47% reporting

Trump 33.7%
Kasich 16.2%
Cruz 11.6%
Bush 11.3%
Rubio 10.6%

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:57 PM (kdS6q)

401 Like Trump's speech so far but I hope he punches back against Sanders' bullshit.

Posted by: logprof at February 09, 2016 09:57 PM (vsbNu)

402 "Holy fuck, look at the Trump women. "


Surrounded by super-models.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 09:57 PM (EVV0Q)

403 The Postman always comes in second. Or Twice something like that.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 09, 2016 09:57 PM (Nkdwp)

404 We're just haggling over the price.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (rwI+c)

There is no enumerated power for medical care.
Let the states deal with them.

Posted by: Shit Cruz Said, Vol II at February 09, 2016 09:57 PM (T78UI)

405 Could do a lot worse than Melania for First Lady.

Posted by: rokshox at February 09, 2016 09:57 PM (Ap82b)

406 NBC is calling Fifth for Rubio...a stunning win of fifth...

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 09, 2016 09:58 PM (hCdMd)

407 Chant of USA at Trump speech.

vs. Bernie! at Bernie speech

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 09:58 PM (brIR5)

408 "Holy fuck, look at the Trump women. "


Surrounded by super-models.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 09:57 PM (EVV0Q)



In Sanders Union all women will be of the babuska tractor driving type

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 09:58 PM (45oDG)

409 Good Ol' Bern telling us how hard his father worked.

Well, his father worked hard and saved enough to send Ol' Bern to college. Did Ol' Bern inherit that work ethic? Nah. That pissant never held a job for long. He didn't have a steady job until he was in his 40s and he went into politics. Sheesh.

Posted by: Hank at February 09, 2016 09:59 PM (IFEDx)

410 Holy fuck, look at the Trump women.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:55 PM (/tuJf)

Apparently you haven't taken the time to look up Melania Trump on the internet.....She has her own website for her jewelry company. Absolutely stunning woman.

Also saw a photo the other day of Baron , Trump and Melania's 7? year old son. They appear to have kept him out of the spotlight as much as possible.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 09, 2016 09:59 PM (K0Iz7)

411 There is no enumerated power for medical care.
Let the states deal with them.

Posted by: Shit Cruz Said
-------------

"The Government is going to pay for it." - Donald Trump

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 09:59 PM (RrDm2)

412 Could do a lot worse than Melania for First Lady.

Posted by: rokshox at February 09, 2016 09:57 PM (Ap82b)




Michelle Aunt Esther Obama: Say what?!?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 09:59 PM (45oDG)

413 Trump loves NH so much. I wonder what he is going to buy there. He already wants a farm in Iowa.

Posted by: no good deed at February 09, 2016 09:59 PM (GgxVX)

414 So the D's like the commie and only sorta like the lying felon. Can't wait for the general election.

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth II at February 09, 2016 09:59 PM (cE40T)

415
Philip

Trump is headed for the biggest win margin in a NH GOP primary since McCains 19-point victory over Bush in 2000.




Yeah!

Wait -- how did that one turn out?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 10:00 PM (kdS6q)

416 CBS reports that Sanders won the "woman vote"

Posted by: James T Kirk at February 09, 2016 10:00 PM (e8kgV)

417 I just hope my government job is inspecting the toilets, not cleaning them. Thanks Bernie!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 09, 2016 10:00 PM (pUDQf)

418 Trump isn't going to call NH people stupid, as he did to Iowans.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 10:00 PM (sj3Ax)

419 huffpo had "wtf gop" above the libel line

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 10:00 PM (Uk9e2)

420 I'm on cnn and Burny and Hitlary were full screen not 1/3 screen like Trump. Just a coinky dink, no bias to make him look smaller. Looks like fox is doing the same thing.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at February 09, 2016 10:00 PM (AhyHb)

421 Chi-Na

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 10:00 PM (2x3L+)

422 Trump is going to have to sell hard to convince the radical Dems he's not the psychotic klan member woman murderer they think. Huffington Post really does think that about him. That's not rhetoric, its not a sell, that's what they really think.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:00 PM (39g3+)

423 Holy fuck, look at the Trump women.





Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:55 PM (/tuJf)

Like ice chimps... or something.. like.. that...

Posted by: Shit Cruz Said, Vol II at February 09, 2016 10:01 PM (T78UI)

424 I just hope my government job is inspecting the toilets, not cleaning them. Thanks Bernie!

Posted by: AlaBAMA
*****

Yup. That's a toilet. (moves to next one). Yup. That's a toilet (repeats).

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2016 10:01 PM (hVdx9)

425 360 Damn, this crazy old fuck could actually be the next President of the United States. I really didn't want my time to be this interesting.
Posted by: JackStraw
------------
You're watching the Trump speak h, huh?

Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (OUpHg)

426 CBS reports that Sanders won the "woman vote"
Posted by: James T Kirk
--------------

They're gonna burn in Hell!

Posted by: Madilene Albright at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (RrDm2)

427 "The Postman always comes in second."


But he always comes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (EVV0Q)

428 Welcome to boot camp, maggot.
Posted by: four of spades at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (3MozY)

Daddy always said you would never amount to nothing then a sniveling little bitch...Bitch!
Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (Xlh4y)

Please. The cream always rises to the top.
(so does scum, but for the sake of this post, we'll ignore that)

Posted by: OneEyedJack (Of Spades, naturally) at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (kKHcp)

429 they get off the rack from State Department Store #22.

Swimwear! Evening wear!

-
We just sell them. What you do with them is your affair.

- State Department Store #22

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)

430 "The Postman always comes in second."
-------------
But he always comes.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (EVV0Q)


Rain or shine.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 10:03 PM (uURQL)

431 Melania would be the first "FLILF". Jackie Kennedy may have been close to that, but no cigar.

With Melania's accent, we could have a Green Acres vibe going on in the White House. Melania as Eva Gabor as Lisa.

Seriously, Ivanka is one class act. Smart, hot, and classy.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 10:03 PM (dvuhZ)

432 But he always comes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (EVV0Q)

It's why the mail is late...

Posted by: Sixkiller at February 09, 2016 10:03 PM (szEUw)

433 429 they get off the rack from State Department Store #22.

Swimwear! Evening wear!

-
We just sell them. What you do with them is your affair.

- State Department Store #22
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)
***
Cripes!
I'd forgotten about GUM....or at least I'd repressed the memory....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 10:03 PM (/33sy)

434 The Postman always comes in second.

-
I thought he always knocked twice.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 10:03 PM (Nwg0u)

435 413 Trump loves NH so much. I wonder what he is going to buy there. He already wants a farm in Iowa.

He'll buy a quaint little B&B out in the woods.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 10:04 PM (brIR5)

436
Benjy Sarlin

Rubio supporters watch Trump in glum silence.

Then twenty-something guy with Marco 2016 button breaks it: "Fnck."




Mmmmm -- delicious.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 10:04 PM (kdS6q)

437 Trump Farms of Ohio.

Trump Maple Syrup from New Hampshire.

He has the Nevada casino already.

What's he buying in South Carolina?

Posted by: Hank at February 09, 2016 10:04 PM (IFEDx)

438

I have to say. This pleases me. Now please let Cruz go to second like in the exit polling. GOPe consultant class must be shitting their pants

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:04 PM (zOTsN)

439 I can make them terlet seats stand up and salute!

Posted by: No Time For Sergeants at February 09, 2016 10:04 PM (JO9+V)

440 "CBS reports that Sanders won the "woman vote"




Heh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:04 PM (EVV0Q)

441 343 He's brash and cringe inducing and vulgar, but he's not the monster the media and the establishment makes him out to be.

I kind of get that impression, too. Its the stuff he does when he's not on the stump that impresses me more.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:50 PM (39g3+)


I was listening to Bill Bennett's show this morning while driving to work. Bennett is very much an establishment Republican and not a Trump fan at all.

But he took a call from a man who said he had interviewed Trump for some kind of golf show, and had nothing but praise for him. Trump talked to all the members of the crew, learned their names, and so forth.

I think it's very interesting that a billionaire like Trump is seemingly able to connect with blue-collar people. It's quintessentially American, unlike the more class-based societies of Europe, or European wannabees like the self-appointed ruling class of America.

Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2016 10:04 PM (sdi6R)

442 Maybe Sanders is the guy to make communism work.

1. Super angry at the producers and will make them pay.
2. ??????
3. Communist Utopia but without toilet paper...and other things.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (AhyHb)


Maybe we should try Pol Pot's path. At least it's quick.

Posted by: kindltot at February 09, 2016 10:04 PM (q2o38)

443 What's he buying in South Carolina?

Posted by: Hank at February 09, 2016 10:04 PM (IFEDx)




Boeing

Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 10:04 PM (GUBah)

444 Rain or shine.>>>

With swift completion of his appointed rounds.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 09, 2016 10:05 PM (Nkdwp)

445 433 429 they get off the rack from State Department Store #22.

Swimwear! Evening wear!

-
We just sell them. What you do with them is your affair.

- State Department Store #22
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)
***
Cripes!
I'd forgotten about GUM....or at least I'd repressed the memory....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 10:03 PM (/33sy)
***
For you young 'uns who don't get the reference, and who can get off my lawn right the fuck now...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GUM_(department_store)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 10:05 PM (/33sy)

446 Good Ol' Bern telling us how hard his father worked.

Tell us more stories about WWII, Bernie!

Posted by: t-bird at February 09, 2016 10:05 PM (OLNwX)

447 Carson last! Maybe now he will admit it was a career enhancer to add to his speaking fees.

Politico had article today that he's open to being Trump Veep. They ganged up to blame Cruz, not CNN & Rubio, for his campaign screwup.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 10:05 PM (sj3Ax)

448
Trump is going to have to sell hard to convince the radical Dems he's not the psychotic klan member woman murderer they think.


You won't convince the radical Dems. They thought the same thing about Reagan and W. They're living The Handmaid's Tale in their own little minds.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:05 PM (oVJmc)

449 "I think the 'very conservative' might have lost a lot of faith in the current system, making Trump their form of the destroyer."


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 09:57 PM (oVJmc)

I can't argue with that. I left the R party in '07 when it became too evident that Rs weren't going to anything worthwhile about spending.

I'm a land developer so I feel like I understand the chaotic mind of Trump I have a lot less zeroes than him, but the thought process is the same.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 10:05 PM (3myMJ)

450 No more chipping away at the Second Amendment

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 10:05 PM (brIR5)

451
I see a replay of 1972.





Posted by: eman at February 09, 2016 09:54 PM (MQEz6)


Sorry, but California is now full of Mexicans.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at February 09, 2016 10:06 PM (cmE8J)

452 Stop badmouthing the Postman.

Posted by: Kevin Costner at February 09, 2016 10:06 PM (szEUw)

453 Trump is getting dangerously orange.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 10:06 PM (/tuJf)

454 But he always comes.



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (EVV0Q)

It's why the mail is late...


Posted by: Sixkiller at February 09, 2016 10:03 PM (szEUw)


And sticky.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 10:06 PM (TOk1P)

455 "Now please let Cruz go to second like in the exit polling. GOPe consultant class must be shitting their pants"


Pulling for Cruz to hold third. Got I hate Jeb.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:06 PM (EVV0Q)

456 Love Trump on the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: logprof at February 09, 2016 10:06 PM (vsbNu)

457 I don't get where all the Kasich support is coming from... I don't think I got a single mailer or robocall or saw a single "positive" ad for him (almost all against). Maybe he just didn't bother with the seacoast area.

Posted by: Gaff at February 09, 2016 10:06 PM (0YV0o)

458 Jackie wasn't all that. I found her rather plain.

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 10:06 PM (qUNWi)

459 You won't convince the radical Dems. They thought the same thing about Reagan and W. They're living The Handmaid's Tale in their own little minds.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:05 PM (oVJmc)


Ignore 'em. Bypass them and let them live in their rape fantasies.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 10:06 PM (uURQL)

460 Trump just called moslums "animals."

Give me another GOP that honest. Name one.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 09, 2016 10:06 PM (fQ/0p)

461

trump seems humbled by the people there

but one odd thing he said, he is going to repeal obamacare "and change it"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 10:06 PM (qCMvj)

462 This is a shoe in the machine. And Rubios plan of finishing 3,2,1. Kaput. Mr electable doesn't look so electable

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:07 PM (zOTsN)

463 Dang, Jebby pulled to dead even vs Cruz

Posted by: Marco Rubibi at February 09, 2016 10:07 PM (Wckf4)

464 Trump Farms of Ohio.



Trump Maple Syrup from New Hampshire.



He has the Nevada casino already.



What's he buying in South Carolina?



Posted by: Hank at February 09, 2016 10:04 PM (IFEDx)


There is only one choice.

South Of The Border. How much more Yuuuge and Fabulous and Classy can it get?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2016 10:07 PM (JO9+V)

465
Off robot sock

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 09, 2016 10:07 PM (Wckf4)

466 If these numbers hold up, the Decision Desk's exit poll was pretty near on, all within a point or two of actual results.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 09, 2016 10:07 PM (gM5O7)

467 Good god even Jonah Goldberg is now whining about Chris Christie hammering Rubio. Jesus he really, truly is Obama-lite because his supporters wanted him treated with the same kid gloves.

Posted by: Rich at February 09, 2016 10:08 PM (MIdlN)

468 And Melania is no airhead. She speaks 4 languages.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 10:08 PM (dvuhZ)

469 Posted by: kindltot at February 09, 2016 10:04 PM (q2o3

FrontPage magazine has a scenario of what a Sanders Presidency would be like. As you may well guess it's not a pretty picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 10:08 PM (w4NZ8)

470 And Hillary was hoping she would only be beat by single digits



But 20 points. Well. This is just delicious.

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:08 PM (zOTsN)

471 Politico had article today that he's open to being Trump Veep.

Does he need a driver?

And who the hell is "Other"?

Posted by: Jim Gilmore at February 09, 2016 10:08 PM (OLNwX)

472 Trump could have spent 50 million, and won Iowa.

Now he has to spend more.

Sometimes being cheap ends up expensive.

Posted by: sexypig at February 09, 2016 10:08 PM (dZQh7)

473 Oops, I got bamboozled by an AoSDD glitch.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 09, 2016 10:08 PM (Wckf4)

474 I'd love to see Cruz come in 2nd, but I don't think he'll claw past Kasich. New Hampshire used to be hardcore conservative Republican but they've changed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:09 PM (39g3+)

475 Wow Trump seems really angry.

I approve.

Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 10:09 PM (qHgBB)

476 Screw that dirtrag website and screw NH. Kasich? I'd use curse words except that his winning should (fingers crossed) knock Jeb out.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 09, 2016 10:09 PM (Dc/ui)

477

another orange man

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 10:09 PM (qCMvj)

478 Is it possible for Cruz to catch up to Kasich?

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:09 PM (zOTsN)

479 trump seems humbled by the people there


but one odd thing he said, he is going to repeal obamacare "and change it"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 10:06 PM (qCMvj)


He was just repeating the standard "repeal and replace" GOP mantra.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 09, 2016 10:09 PM (gM5O7)

480 Nice short speech from Trump.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:09 PM (EVV0Q)

481 You could every radical Dem that Trump isn't a racistsexistxenophobe and they would still call him one because that's what they do - ignore reality and never give an inch.

Posted by: CozMark at February 09, 2016 10:09 PM (CbGSW)

482 Good Ol' Bern telling us how hard his father worked.

Tell us more stories about WWII, Bernie!

Posted by: t-bird at February 09, 2016 10:05 PM (OLNwX)




Millennial Bernie voter: World...what? uhh...is that the one where we fought Iceland over slavery?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 10:10 PM (45oDG)

483 "Fox establishment spin remains that people who support Trump aren't
really for him, they are just against the establishment and are
emotionally lashing out."

no, many are really for him. If someone else would take on the DC cartel they would be for them ... but no one really has, as strongly and successfully as Trump. So FOX has to dog him, since they are pals with all the establishment that put us here. A few on FOX are good with Trump, but most just loathe him and trash him, trash his followers.

They never think taking down the beast is necessary I guess, so can't respect what it takes to take on not just the establishment but the FOX cartel and eye rollers. But Megyn got her $10M book deal, made herself the center of the debates.

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 10:10 PM (5Gpe2)

484 Trump shoots...HE SCORES!!!

Posted by: Barry Melrose at February 09, 2016 10:10 PM (szEUw)

485 Trump's daughter.

I haven't seen a neck that long since I saw those African women in National Geographic with the band's on their necks to stretch them out.

Odd.

Posted by: Hank at February 09, 2016 10:10 PM (IFEDx)

486

So they are blaming Christie for Rubio's position.

And Christie now not in next debate.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 10:10 PM (qCMvj)

487 So, where did Rubio and Cruz come out?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 10:10 PM (w4NZ8)

488 Aww man, I just now noticed that the DD dropped the AoS brand.


I always thought the Ungrateful Loaf thing was a joke.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 09, 2016 10:10 PM (Wckf4)

489 Love Trump on the 2nd Amendment.

Yeah, glad he flip-flopped on that...

Posted by: db at February 09, 2016 10:11 PM (NTJfg)

490
Is Comrade Bernie still blathering?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 10:11 PM (45oDG)

491 South Of The Border. How much more Yuuuge and Fabulous and Classy can it get?

Oy vey!

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 10:11 PM (brIR5)

492 Kasich sucks. Go away. Please. Silver medal and he thinks he has a shot now. What a goober.

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth II at February 09, 2016 10:11 PM (cE40T)

493 FOX just said Krispy Kreme will be eliminated from the next debate coming in 6th.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 10:11 PM (dvuhZ)

494 Now he has to spend more. Sometimes being cheap ends up expensive.
************************

Seriously? He got one less delegate than Cruz in Iowa. But he should spend 50 million just so he could get one more?

Jeebus.

Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 10:11 PM (qHgBB)

495 NH wants a Jeb!-like NE liberal Republican, but they don't want another Bush. Hence Kasich's strength.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at February 09, 2016 10:11 PM (x2JkH)

496 I see a replay of 1972.

Posted by: eman


*tents fingers*
Excellent.

Posted by: That disagreeable Cruz guy at February 09, 2016 10:12 PM (wCF3s)

497 Jackie wasn't all that. I found her rather plain.

I never understood it either, but it was another time. I was born in '65, so maybe it was just cultural from then.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:12 PM (39g3+)

498

goodnight

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 10:12 PM (qCMvj)

499 "because that's what they do - ignore reality and never give an inch."


Reality sucks. More fun to make up a magical play-world fantasyland.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:13 PM (EVV0Q)

500 NH wants a Jeb!-like NE liberal Republican, but they don't want another Bush. Hence Kasich's strength.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh
****

I'd say you nailed it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2016 10:13 PM (hVdx9)

501 "Jackie wasn't all that. I found her rather plain.

I never understood it either, but it was another time. I was born in '65, so maybe it was just cultural from then."

same thing you get with the Mooch...media slobbers all over her and says she's great, so the lemmings agree

Posted by: Grad School Fool at February 09, 2016 10:13 PM (A9KzJ)

502 I. Want. To. Blow. My. Brains. Out. Make it stop!

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth II at February 09, 2016 10:13 PM (cE40T)

503 Candidate jazz hands is still speaking. He is better with the sound off

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:13 PM (zOTsN)

504 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:06 PM (EVV0Q)

Me too. Given that the predictions I was seeing had Cruz placing sixth, I think third would be pretty acceptable.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 09, 2016 10:14 PM (GDulk)

505 " Jackie wasn't all that. I found her rather plain."

Cute face, but the body of a 12 year old girl. Yuck.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2016 10:14 PM (hVdx9)

506 Yea, I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one Kasich. I don't think people have spent $10 let alone $10 million in anti-katich ads.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 10:14 PM (/tuJf)

507 "NH GOES RACIST, SEXIST, XENOPHOBIC"


huh...

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:14 PM (NPofj)

508 Trump against Common Core.

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 10:14 PM (qUNWi)

509 How about that Kasich!

Remember when he said that thing? No?

What about that other thing? uh.

Oh remember when they called the names of the candidates out of the green room, and nobody could hear? And then Kasich was the last one hovering by the doorway, looking nervous? Oh yeah I remember that.

Posted by: Virtue Signalling Weekly at February 09, 2016 10:14 PM (VdICR)

510 I never understood it either, but it was another time. I was born in '65, so maybe it was just cultural from then.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:12 PM (39g3+)


Jackie was elegant, not hot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2016 10:14 PM (Z8fuk)

511 Now he is judo chopping the people behind him

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:14 PM (zOTsN)

512 nutty, cuckoo super primary.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 09, 2016 10:14 PM (WTSFk)

513 Why is Rubio speaking again?

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 10:15 PM (sj3Ax)

514 South Of The Border. How much more Yuuuge and Fabulous and Classy can it get?
------------

This is IT, amigo!

Posted by: Pedro at February 09, 2016 10:15 PM (RrDm2)

515 Huffpo's final NH poll average:

Trump: 31 (outperformed?)
Rubio: 16 (oops)
Kasich: 14 (oops)
Cruz: 12 (close, IIRC)
Bush: 10 (?)

Jebmentum???



Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 10:15 PM (3myMJ)

516 Why is Rubio speaking again?
Posted by: Carol
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Spanish this time?

Posted by: Pedro at February 09, 2016 10:15 PM (RrDm2)

517 Wow, Trump + Kasich. Could NH be more retarded? I submit that they could not.

Posted by: Jason M at February 09, 2016 10:16 PM (4oYqL)

518 Now he is pounding the podium. He should take off his shoe and just bang it.

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:16 PM (zOTsN)

519
My mother definitely "got" Jackie.


Always called her "Money Grubbing Bitch".

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 09, 2016 10:16 PM (Wckf4)

520 Jackie was a new style from the stodgy Mamie Eisenhower, Bess Truman, and Eleanor Roosevelt.

She seemed modern and contemporary, and nouveau internationale.

So did Jack. They were the first celebrity First Couple.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:16 PM (oVJmc)

521 497
Jackie wasn't all that. I found her rather plain.



I never understood it either, but it was another time. I was born in '65, so maybe it was just cultural from then.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:12 PM (39g3+)

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The thing about Jackie was that Mamie Eisenhower, Bess Truman and Eleanor Roosevelt were very plain and dressed the way older women dressed at that time, frumpy and off the rack. Then Jackie came along and people started paying attention to First Ladies.

Posted by: CozMark at February 09, 2016 10:16 PM (CbGSW)

522 Trump was orange and Robotio is green. Fox having technical problems?

Posted by: db at February 09, 2016 10:16 PM (NTJfg)

523 514
South Of The Border. How much more Yuuuge and Fabulous and Classy can it get?

------------

I LOVE the 9 hole golf course!

Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 09, 2016 10:16 PM (szEUw)

524 Why the fuck is fox playing 5th place little Marcos speech?

Posted by: Timon at February 09, 2016 10:16 PM (KSonr)

525 Marco 5 is alive

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 09, 2016 10:17 PM (IiVgV)

526 Swaying side to side. He should do the Curley shuffle next

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:17 PM (zOTsN)

527 I never understood it either, but it was another time. I was born in '65, so maybe it was just cultural from then.
-----------------

Jackie was *very* refined, relative to Mamie, Bess, and Eleanor

Posted by: Pedro at February 09, 2016 10:17 PM (RrDm2)

528 Bill Whittle linked to the Triumph Insult Comic Dog video.

If your auto-correct changes Triumph to Trump, it's basically right.

Posted by: Virtue Signalling Weekly at February 09, 2016 10:17 PM (VdICR)

529 >>> Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 10:15 PM
-----
Wait, wut?? Rubio, 2nd??

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 10:17 PM (2x3L+)

530 Cruz has approximately 600 more votes than Bush.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 10:17 PM (sj3Ax)

531 >> I never understood it either, but it was another time. I was born in '65, so maybe it was just cultural from then.

Google Audrey Hepburn. That was Jackie's time.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 10:17 PM (/tuJf)

532 But Rubio's a *strong* fifth.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 09, 2016 10:18 PM (Wckf4)

533 He is in love with the sound of his own voice. But it's unrequited

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:18 PM (zOTsN)

534 Marco's robot hordes are swapping contraband subroutines and synchronizing vocalization modules.

Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2016 10:18 PM (BngQR)

535 Trump espousing every conservative holy grail policy objective.

We live in interesting times when it's someone like Trump who turns out to be the most believable candidate when it comes to enacting conservative policy. I want to believe Cruz too, but it's just bizarre that I find Trump more credible here. Maybe because Cruz is a lawyer?

Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 10:18 PM (qHgBB)

536 I heard Hillary's speech on the way home from dance class.

Apparently we're blaming Flint's water issue on "A Republican Governor Trying To Save Money!!!"

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:19 PM (0C2f1)

537 So did Jack. They were the first celebrity First Couple.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
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Why, it was like, like... Camelot!

Posted by: Swooning Liberal Press at February 09, 2016 10:19 PM (RrDm2)

538 Rubio, not even good enough to be first loser.

Posted by: dogfish at February 09, 2016 10:19 PM (0O2Lr)

539 "Trump was orange and Robotio is green. Fox having technical problems?"


TV is fine. Trump over-tans and Rubio just has a weird opaque quality. The backdrop bleeds through and distorts.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:19 PM (EVV0Q)

540 Rubio ain't fifth, he's in a 3-way tie for nearly second, which is only one away from NUMBER ONE!!!!111!11!

Posted by: db at February 09, 2016 10:19 PM (NTJfg)

541 If Kasich would STFU that would be a good thing.

Posted by: Hank at February 09, 2016 10:19 PM (IFEDx)

542 524 Why the fuck is fox playing 5th place little Marcos speech?
-----
Breaking up is hard to do

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)

543 I haven't seen a neck that long since I saw those African women in National Geographic with the band's on their necks to stretch them out.

-
They were my first girlfriends. Them and the underwear models in the Sears catalogue.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 10:19 PM (Nwg0u)

544
I'm Number Two!

I'm Number Two!

I'm Number Two!

Posted by: John Kasich at February 09, 2016 10:19 PM (o98Jz)

545 Rubio has Cruz envy.

Posted by: dogfish at February 09, 2016 10:20 PM (0O2Lr)

546
525 Marco 5 is alive
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 09, 2016 10:17 PM (IiVgV)


* zzz *
* buzz *
* pop *
* buzzion *
* snap *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2016 10:20 PM (BK3ZS)

547 Cruz in 3rd place? Looks like it, and that might be a thing as Ace would say. Too soon to tell, but it's looking like an outsider is definitely going to make a serious play for the nomination. You could argue Cruz isn't an outsider as of course he's a Texas senator, but GOPe treats him like one so he qualifies.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 10:20 PM (4ErVI)

548 Cruz spent nothing and beat Bush. Good stuff.

Posted by: Timon at February 09, 2016 10:20 PM (KSonr)

549 Levin said that Fox seriously needs to get rid of Karl Rove, who is a total hack.
Rove was saying tonight that Cruz' finish in NH means he is on his heels and it's the beginning of the death spiral of his campaign.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 09, 2016 10:20 PM (K0Iz7)

550 I'm catching fire!

Posted by: JIm Gilmore at February 09, 2016 10:20 PM (vsbNu)

551 Kasich is creeping me out.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 10:20 PM (/tuJf)

552 Cruz, Bush and Rubio have fewer votes than Trump combined. Awesome!

Posted by: Hop on Board at February 09, 2016 10:21 PM (SOVQ8)

553 Those Rubio robot guys really needed to take a few cues from Comicon denizens.

Posted by: New Hampshire's Soundproof Green Room at February 09, 2016 10:21 PM (VdICR)

554 Christie isn't going to make it to debate stage.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 10:21 PM (sj3Ax)

555 Is Huffpost trying to get me to vote for Trump?

Because that's how you get me to do that.

Posted by: sexypig at February 09, 2016 10:21 PM (dZQh7)

556 and Kasich is still speaking. Babies have been born, people have died and been buried. It's a filibuster and a dance performance

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:21 PM (zOTsN)

557 Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 10:18 PM (qHgBB)

I wouldn't call NH conservative

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:21 PM (voOPb)

558 Rove was saying tonight that Cruz' finish in NH means he is on his heels and it's the beginning of the death spiral of his campaign.
**************************

Wow Rove is still alive?

Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 10:22 PM (qHgBB)

559 Levin said that Fox seriously needs to get rid of Karl Rove, who is a total hack.
Rove was saying tonight that Cruz' finish in NH means he is on his heels and it's the beginning of the death spiral of his campaign.



Posted by: Jen the original
****

Wishful thinking by Crackhead Karl.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2016 10:22 PM (hVdx9)

560 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2016 10:20 PM (BK3ZS)

LOL; Well done.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 10:22 PM (w4NZ8)

561 556
and Kasich is still speaking. Babies have been born, people have died
and been buried. It's a filibuster and a dance performance

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:21 PM (zOTsN)

It's a mercy buzzion isn't alive to hear it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 10:22 PM (4ErVI)

562
Why, it was like, like... Camelot!
Posted by: Swooning Liberal Press at February 09, 2016 10:19 PM (RrDm2)


Full of betrayal, murder, incest and lies? OK.

Posted by: kindltot at February 09, 2016 10:22 PM (q2o38)

563 "Rove was saying tonight that Cruz' finish in NH means he is on his heels and it's the beginning of the death spiral of his campaign. "

Rove wishes.

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:22 PM (0C2f1)

564
534 Marco's robot hordes are swapping contraband subroutines and synchronizing vocalization modules.
Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2016 10:18 PM (BngQR)


The answers can be found by playing Minecraft. Mine away, minions!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2016 10:22 PM (BK3ZS)

565 Rubio actually won NH.

Posted by: GOPe shills tomorrow at February 09, 2016 10:22 PM (wCF3s)

566 I think this doughy faced man may be dine speaking

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:22 PM (zOTsN)

567 "Fox seriously needs to get rid of Karl Rove, who is a total hack.
Rove was saying tonight that Cruz' finish in NH means he is on his heels and it's the beginning of the death spiral of his campaign. "



OFFS. Karly Rove is useless. Useless.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:22 PM (EVV0Q)

568 You and your fancy schmancy Sears catalog underwear models.

Posted by: Hank at February 09, 2016 10:22 PM (IFEDx)

569 The Horde owes Iowa an apology. They gave Cruz the win with Kashich and Bush getting a combined 5%. New Hamptards gave Mailman jr. the silver. WTF is up with that?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 09, 2016 10:22 PM (zmW4B)

570 Rove is saying what Ailes and Murdoch want said.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:23 PM (oVJmc)

571 NH voters are dumb. nearly 1200 votes for candidates no longer in the race...

Rand Paul 967
Huckabee 111
Santorum 89
Graham 32

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 09, 2016 10:23 PM (IiVgV)

572 No anti-Trump meltdowns: refreshing.

Posted by: eman at February 09, 2016 09:56 PM (MQEz6)

Do you guys have to be dicks alllll the time?

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:23 PM (NPofj)

573 373 ... and his kids all seem to honestly respect him and be functioning adults, is pretty much the only reason I'm not terrified if Trump became president.

---

Yeah, the fact that Trump's kids are pretty normal is one of the reasons I'm more laid-back about Trump than some others are. It says a lot about him that not a single one of his kids are basket cases. That already puts him ahead of probably 99 percent of politicians.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at February 09, 2016 10:23 PM (R1mDg)

574 Oh well, my embargo of HuffPo will have to continue.

I've never actually read anything from there. What did I miss?

Posted by: CozMark at February 09, 2016 10:23 PM (CbGSW)

575 If Rove says Cruz' campaign is on a death spiral, I think I ought to scrap up some more quarters from the bottom of my purse and car floor and send Ted some money. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 10:23 PM (w4NZ8)

576 Apparently we're blaming Flint's water issue on "A Republican Governor Trying To Save Money!!!"
Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:19 PM (0C2f1)

Can't wait for the Democrat debate from Flint, which will be FILLED with lies. It will be epic on the distortion front.

The emergency manager,the city council, and the water authority , who made the decision to switch supplies are all Democrats. The Emergency manager was a BLACK Democrat.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 09, 2016 10:24 PM (K0Iz7)

577 I'm Number Two!

I'm Number Two!

I'm Number Two!
Posted by: John Kasich

-
And you smell like it!

Hey, they wouldn't call it "adolescent humor" if it wasn't humor.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 10:24 PM (Nwg0u)

578 If a Trump or a Cruz somehow manages to win the nomination and go on to win the election, I suspect Fox will be shedding a lot of GOPe deadwood. I suspect that's the least of what will need to happen if they want access.

Well, that's what I would do anyway.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 10:24 PM (4ErVI)

579
Levin said that Fox seriously needs to get rid of Karl Rove, who is a total hack.

And have him take Hannity with him.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2016 10:24 PM (BK3ZS)

580 Hey, MisHum!
* waves hi *

Chi said he would be willing to do a doggeh weekend thread with you! His only reused this that you handle all the formatting for the post. If that is acceptable to you, can you ask whomever lets you post the occasional ONT (Maet or CBD, I'm guessing?) for permission for a go-ahead?

I want to see this happen.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 10:24 PM (2x3L+)

581 I stand by my

Trump

Kasich

Cruz



line up from earlier.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:08 PM (AkOaV)

That looks about right except what the heck is up with a Bush "surge"?

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:24 PM (NPofj)

582 Wait, wut?? Rubio, 2nd??

Posted by: L, Elle

Yep, underperformed big time. If that was Cruz or Trump, the media would be saying they were done.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 10:24 PM (3myMJ)

583 So Cruz coming in 3rd means he's doomed, but Rubio coming in 3rd means he secretly won? Got it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:24 PM (39g3+)

584 Wow Rove is still alive?

Posted by: Burn it Down


The Turdblossom is a perennial.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2016 10:25 PM (wCF3s)

585 You and your fancy schmancy Sears catalog underwear models.
Posted by: Hank
-----------

Really. I had to steal Montgomery Ward catalogs from a neighbors outhouse.

Posted by: Bernie at February 09, 2016 10:25 PM (RrDm2)

586 Ted is on Faux News now.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 10:25 PM (sj3Ax)

587
Erick Erickson

Rubio will get another look. Bush and Kasich not so much. Cruzs 3rd place with so little money spent by him is a big deal.




Third -- or maybe Fourth -- is the new First!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 10:25 PM (kdS6q)

588 >>It's a filibuster and a dance performance
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Trying to get more Obamacare for the citizens.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:25 PM (voOPb)

589 Cruz was in South Carolina this week. He is gonna thump them in the south

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:26 PM (zOTsN)

590 South Of The Border. How much more Yuuuge and Fabulous and Classy can it get?

================

Ha! I have the hat.

Posted by: Jean de Kerry at February 09, 2016 10:26 PM (JBggj)

591 Now, you listen to me! I want voting reopened right now. Get those voters back in here! Turn those machines back on!

Posted by: Heb! at February 09, 2016 10:26 PM (JO9+V)

592 If a Trump or a Cruz somehow manages to win the nomination and go on to win the election, I suspect Fox will be shedding a lot of GOPe deadwood.

Conversely, if Hillary or Sanders wins, they'll turn into CNN.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:26 PM (39g3+)

593 Let it Bern!

SMOD take me away!

Posted by: ETF3 at February 09, 2016 10:26 PM (9Iv/+)

594 Can't wait for the Democrat debate from Flint, which will be FILLED with lies. It will be epic on the distortion front.

The emergency manager,the city council, and the water authority , who made the decision to switch supplies are all Democrats. The Emergency manager was a BLACK Democrat.
Posted by: Jen
---------------

City Council, 26 years, Democrats.

Posted by: Bernie at February 09, 2016 10:26 PM (RrDm2)

595
571 NH voters are dumb. nearly 1200 votes for candidates no longer in the race...

Rand Paul 967
Huckabee 111
Santorum 89
Graham 32
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 09, 2016 10:23 PM (IiVgV)


What, no love for Harold Stassen?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2016 10:27 PM (BK3ZS)

596 Rubio will get another look...

*snort*

That's called a double take, dipshit. As in "Did that stupid asswipe just say the same goddamn thing ten times in a row?"

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 10:27 PM (4ErVI)

597 Smerconish is a waste of oxygen

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:27 PM (zOTsN)

598 Apparently we're blaming Flint's water issue on "A Republican Governor Trying To Save Money!!!"

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:19 PM (0C2f1)

I still have yet to understand the logic behind that.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:27 PM (NPofj)

599 http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/

Trump
Katshit
Cruz

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:27 PM (voOPb)

600 I played the xenophobe in my high school band. I was scalding hawt.

Posted by: Emily Boxofrockski at February 09, 2016 10:27 PM (Dwehj)

601 Can't wait for the Democrat debate from Flint, which will be FILLED with lies. It will be epic on the distortion front.

The emergency manager,the city council, and the water authority , who made the decision to switch supplies are all Democrats. The Emergency manager was a BLACK Democrat.
Posted by: Jen
---------------

City Council, 26 years, Democrats.
------------

Wait..., I think that was since 1962.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 10:27 PM (RrDm2)

602 Harry, did you end up doing operation bern-ing chaos?

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:27 PM (f3Iw2)

603 That already puts him ahead of probably 99 percent of politicians.
********************

You shut your whore mouth!! *cries and stuffs face with twinkies*

Posted by: Meghan McCain at February 09, 2016 10:28 PM (qHgBB)

604
Conversely, if Hillary or Sanders wins, they'll turn into CNN.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:26 PM (39g3+)

Probably. Remember Ann Coulter and Mike Savage having shows on MSNBC in the early years of George Bush's regime? Same thing. They were trying to curry favor.
It's almost like it's a weakness that can be exploited.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 10:28 PM (4ErVI)

605
591 Now, you listen to me! I want voting reopened right now. Get those voters back in here! Turn those machines back on!
Posted by: Heb! at February 09, 2016 10:26 PM (JO9+V)


Props for digging up the full quote.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2016 10:28 PM (BK3ZS)

606 Third -- or maybe Fourth -- is the new First!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 10:25 PM (kdS6q)

It's the participation trophy syndrome. Everyone's a winner!

Posted by: Jen the original at February 09, 2016 10:28 PM (K0Iz7)

607
531 >> I never understood it either, but it was another time. I was born in '65, so maybe it was just cultural from then.

Google Audrey Hepburn. That was Jackie's time.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 10:17 PM (/tuJf)








Audrey Hepburn was refined, heartbreakingly beautiful, elegant.....and given her wartime experiences in the Resistance against the Nazis, a certified badass.

Jackie was a dull, moderately attractive, yet spoiled little rich girl with good tutors, good fashion consultants, the motivation to stay on an anorexic's diet, and was subservient enough to stay married to a rich horndog who shit all over her every chance he got.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 10:28 PM (o98Jz)

608 I still have yet to understand the logic behind that.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:27 PM (NPofj)



The logic is: "Repeat a lie often enough and people will believe it."

Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 10:29 PM (GUBah)

609 Why would anyone have a meltdown about Trump winning NH? It was expected he would.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 10:29 PM (w4NZ8)

610 Let's dispel with this notion that Obama doesnt know what hes doing. He can fly. He can fight. And he can crow!

Posted by: Marco Rufio at February 09, 2016 10:29 PM (NX9H4)

611 "Got it."

Good!

Posted by: Fox News at February 09, 2016 10:29 PM (f3Iw2)

612 NH voters are dumb. nearly 1200 votes for candidates no longer in the race...

Rand Paul 967
Huckabee 111
Santorum 89
Graham 32
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC


They all whooped Gilmore.

Posted by: New license plate at February 09, 2016 10:29 PM (FkBIv)

613 NH voters are dumb. nearly 1200 votes for candidates no longer in the race

Maybe just angry protest votes: "the hell with all these guys."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:29 PM (39g3+)

614 Trump in SC last week.

How can Ruby hope to keep up with someone with his own jet?

Posted by: Hank at February 09, 2016 10:29 PM (IFEDx)

615 Why does Christie get to give a speech?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 10:29 PM (2x3L+)

616 *rises up out of jungle plants wearing Nazi helmet*

"Wery interesting."

*sinks back into jungle plants*

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 10:29 PM (3myMJ)

617 You shut your whore mouth!! *cries and stuffs face with twinkies*
Posted by: Meghan McCain

Save some for me. I'm eating for 2 now (Myself and Mom's campaign).

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at February 09, 2016 10:29 PM (zmW4B)

618
Rubio will get another look...

And every dead cat gets a bounce, but it's still dead.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2016 10:30 PM (BK3ZS)

619 "Rubio will get another look..."


I suspect he will. Fat Boy drops out. Jeb burns through another 50 million. Kasich absolutely nose-dives in S.C.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:30 PM (EVV0Q)

620 redbanzai calling others dicks, that's rich.

Posted by: Hop on Board at February 09, 2016 10:30 PM (SOVQ8)

621 You have to love how the fox assholes covered all of the other speeches and cut Cruz off. Fuck Baier and Megyn.

Posted by: Timon at February 09, 2016 10:30 PM (KSonr)

622 "Sorry, but California is now full of Mexicans."

We here in Commiefornia ended up with Ahnuld der Schtuppenfuhrer as our Governator in part because Hispanic men were lit up by his action movie persona, and voted for him in numbers much larger than they typically do a CA Republican.

"Macho" is not a bad word in that culture, even though Ahnuld was in personal reality far more meh than macho.

Trump might get traction. Weird but true.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2016 10:30 PM (noWW6)

623 "Battling Maxo Marco" Heh.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 09, 2016 10:30 PM (044Fx)

624 Cruz is gonna roll into the SEC primaries. That's his wheelhouse

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:30 PM (zOTsN)

625 571 NH voters are dumb. nearly 1200 votes for candidates no longer in the race...



Rand Paul 967

Huckabee 111

Santorum 89

Graham 32

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 09, 2016 10:23 PM (IiVgV)



I had a discussion with a Paul supporter the other day who plans on voting for him in Virginia and who insists that Paul "suspending" his campaign was not the same as him dropping out. Maybe those people were going to vote for "their guy" even if he was no longer in the race?

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:31 PM (NPofj)

626 Audrey Hepburn was refined, heartbreakingly beautiful, elegant.....and given her wartime experiences in the Resistance against the Nazis, a certified badass.

She never did anything for me, either, but I haven't actually watched any films with her. They're all pretty much chick flicks so....

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:31 PM (39g3+)

627 "Why would anyone have a meltdown about Trump winning NH? It was expected he would."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 10:29 PM (w4NZ

Too much listening to the media and wishcasting.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 10:31 PM (3myMJ)

628 They're desperately re-writing Mario's EEPROM back at GOP headquarters.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:31 PM (oVJmc)

629 Kasich absolutely nose-dives in S.C.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
--------------

Maybe. But half of Ohio has retired to Del West communities in SC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 10:32 PM (RrDm2)

630 Christie dropping out. Nice speech. Very gracious and magnanimous

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 10:32 PM (2x3L+)

631 Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 09, 2016 10:23 PM (IiVgV)

Might not be dumb. Since candidates now "suspend" their campaigns, the voters may be hoping that enough votes will induce their preferred candidate to return.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 09, 2016 10:32 PM (GDulk)

632 So Cruz has a first and a third then?

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 10:32 PM (qUNWi)

633 "I played the xenophobe in my high school band. I was scalding hawt. "


Any pitchers?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:32 PM (EVV0Q)

634 How come we haven't heard from Mary Cloggenstein? Brattleboro is just a bicycle ride away from all the Bernie action in NH....

Posted by: Jen the original at February 09, 2016 10:32 PM (K0Iz7)

635 There are pubic hairs all over the Lincoln bedroom!

Posted by: Reggie at February 09, 2016 10:33 PM (u0o1v)

636 Politico had article today that he's open to being
Trump Veep. They ganged up to blame Cruz, not CNN Rubio, for his
campaign screwup.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 10:05 PM (sj3Ax)

Which showed so much character on the parts of Trump and Carson. /sarc

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:33 PM (NPofj)

637 Christie dropping out. Nice speech. Very gracious and magnanimous
*************************

Funny, I wanted him to drop out since day one, now I want him to stay on so he can continue to bitch slap the robot.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at February 09, 2016 10:33 PM (qHgBB)

638 I lurve Audrey Hepburn.

F U

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 10:33 PM (qUNWi)

639 Farewell, Christie. You kept the establishment lane crowded for us.

Posted by: T at February 09, 2016 10:33 PM (NctcF)

640 How much longer can Jeb stay in? He's spending like $3500 per vote he gets. Who'd donate to the guy at this point?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:33 PM (39g3+)

641 Speaking of huffington, I inexplicably ended up with my picture in it. I did a clean up dive under Santa Monica pier and was being "interviewed" by a girl about it. I thought the girl we were talking to was a college newspaper girl. But no, now to my profound embarrassment, there I am. Third picture down on the right. Pic in link.

Posted by: Beer Ninja at February 09, 2016 10:33 PM (KBjNt)

642 591
Now, you listen to me! I want voting reopened right now. Get those voters back in here! Turn those machines back on!

Jeb, your brother's not well, I think we better call an ambulance-

Jeb: Fuck him!

Posted by: Jason M at February 09, 2016 10:34 PM (4oYqL)

643 Krispie going home to think things over.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 10:34 PM (brIR5)

644 How come we haven't heard from Mary Cloggenstein? Brattleboro is just a bicycle ride away from all the Bernie action in NH....
Posted by: Jen
----------------

Poor Mary, torn between Bernie and a hot little corner in Hell.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 10:34 PM (RrDm2)

645 >>Jackie was a dull, moderately attractive, yet spoiled little rich girl with good tutors, good fashion consultants, the motivation to stay on an anorexic's diet, and was subservient enough to stay married to a rich horndog who shit all over her every chance he got.

Hollywood and politics are depressingly close together and Hepburn was the archetype of the thoroughly modern and elegant woman just as her hubby was the ideal man.

The early summer White House was right here in Newport. They were treated as demigods in a way that would make even Obama blush.

It doesn't matter what we think. Narrative is all.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 10:34 PM (/tuJf)

646 Christie gonna be out. Not going to SC. Carson should be put. Fiorina should be out. Kasich will get crushed in SC


So Trump, Cruz, Rubio, and Bush

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:34 PM (zOTsN)

647 "Battling Maxo Marco" Heh.
Posted by: JQ Flyover


Lee Marvin unavailable to stand in.

Posted by: New license plate at February 09, 2016 10:34 PM (FkBIv)

648 629 Kasich absolutely nose-dives in S.C.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
--------------

Maybe. But half of Ohio has retired to Del West communities in SC.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 10:32 PM (RrDm2)

Maybe they are still sick & tired of him

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:35 PM (voOPb)

649 Colonel Sanders has promised free breasteses and thighs for everyone.

Posted by: Emily Boxofrockski at February 09, 2016 10:35 PM (Dwehj)

650
Ross Douthat - 25 Sep 2015

The entire commentariat is going to feel a little silly when Marco Rubio wins every Republican primary.

twitter.com/DouthatNYT/status/647401086056271872

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 10:35 PM (kdS6q)

651 >>> Posted by: Meghan McCain at February 09, 2016 10:33
-----
You need to do the off sock thingy

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 10:35 PM (2x3L+)

652 Rubio is still being discussed on CNN!

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 10:35 PM (sj3Ax)

653 How come we haven't heard from Mary Cloggenstein? Brattleboro is just a bicycle ride away from all the Bernie action in NH....
Posted by: Jen the original

She's too conflicted. She rubs herself raw to his speeches but then he's also a cismale. What's a Cloggenstein to do?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 09, 2016 10:35 PM (zmW4B)

654 Why would anyone have a meltdown about Trump winning NH? It was expected he would.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I'm not sure what sites you've been reading but there has been an oft stated insistence that Trump's poll numbers would not play out in the primaries due to A ) the fact that polling some how is broken this year, B ) Trumpetkindoo-doo-derps are teh dumb and teh lazee, or C ) New englanders are hahd-stahk folk what don't take no shine to no city slickees from ovah theyah!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2016 10:35 PM (wCF3s)

655 On night of NH primary in '08, Herself beat Obama, his speech at Nashua South HS went on for close to an hour and he never mentioned vote results, ended with him and crowd chanting "yes we can."

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 09, 2016 10:35 PM (U6f54)

656 Cruz starting to pull away from Jeb! just a bit. :-)

Posted by: T at February 09, 2016 10:36 PM (NctcF)

657 "Maybe. But half of Ohio has retired to Del West communities in SC."


South Carolina-The next Boca Del Vista.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:36 PM (EVV0Q)

658 597 Smerconish is a waste of oxygen
Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:27 PM (zOTsN)


I'm glad I'm not watching whatever channel he's on.

Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2016 10:36 PM (sdi6R)

659 I would never have supported Christie, but if he hadn't been such a suckup to Obama during the storm he would have been a lot less easy to despise.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:36 PM (39g3+)

660 Sorry to be so OT but we had a student kill himself today and I beg you all to pray for forgiveness for his soul.
"Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.
Amen."

Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 09, 2016 10:36 PM (epLS9)

661 Why would anyone have a meltdown about Trump winning NH?

They're outraged that the GOPe didn't keep a lid on all this.

Posted by: t-bird at February 09, 2016 10:36 PM (OLNwX)

662 Instead of showering the NH countryside with money thrown from a helicopter, Jebbie might have had more luck with turkeys.


Even then he'd still have spent more than Cruz.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 09, 2016 10:36 PM (Wckf4)

663 How can Ruby hope to keep up with someone with his own jet?

Posted by: Hank at February 09, 2016 10:29 PM (IFEDx)


Well Rubio does have his own yacht and SC has a coastline so....

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:36 PM (NPofj)

664 Britt Hume melting down on Fox over the Trump win.

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at February 09, 2016 10:37 PM (rZJS9)

665 Late '50s, early '60s? They had Audrey Hepburn and Julie Andrews. We had Cyd Charise, Ava Gardner, and Grace Kelly. We win.

Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 10:37 PM (JBggj)

666 Watching Jeb go down in flames really is the highlight of this entire shitshow.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 09, 2016 10:37 PM (Wckf4)

667 Rubio is still being discussed on CNN!

Their latest crush like so totally face-planted.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:37 PM (oVJmc)

668 "Jackie wasn't all that. I found her rather plain.

I never understood it either, but it was another time. I was born in '65, so maybe it was just cultural from then."

same thing you get with the Mooch...media slobbers all over her and says she's great, so the lemmings agree

Posted by: Grad School Fool at February 09, 2016 10:13 PM (A9KzJ)



I can get the Jackie thing but Michelle is flat our hideous

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 10:38 PM (45oDG)

669 "ended with him and crowd chanting "yes we can."

That's basically what Hillary tried tonight.

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:38 PM (f3Iw2)

670 >>> Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 09, 2016 10:36 PM
-----
So sorry. I'll say 3 Hail Marys

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 10:38 PM (2x3L+)

671 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 09, 2016 10:38 PM (KCxzN)

672 Trump was polling best with "Latino Republicans" at 38%, Rubio 8% and Cruz 15%. Trump could actually win over more American Latinos ... he's likeable to Jose Sixpack.

http://tinyurl.com/hrjm3dg

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 10:39 PM (5Gpe2)

673 @669 ha ha she's not Puff the magic vagina

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:39 PM (voOPb)

674 629 masochistic isn't that popular in Ohio. Don't sweat it. He was it to keep Cruz out of the money in New Hampshire.

Posted by: simplemind at February 09, 2016 10:39 PM (BTnAK)

675 Why would anyone have a meltdown about Trump winning NH?

I was thinking more in terms of people who support Cruz as our first choice rather than GOPe. I support Cruz and it's no surprise to me that Trump won NH. It would have been more of a surprise if he hadn't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 10:39 PM (w4NZ8)

676 "Britt Hume melting down on Fox over the Trump win."


If you know weather vanes.....this tells you something.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:39 PM (EVV0Q)

677 Cyd Charise was hawt.

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 10:39 PM (qUNWi)

678 Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 09, 2016 10:36 PM>>>

That sucks. A prayer for them and their family.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 09, 2016 10:39 PM (Nkdwp)

679 "How much longer can Jeb stay in? He's spending like $3500 per vote he gets. Who'd donate to the guy at this point?"

The Bush family have traditionally been close to the Gulf Arab big bucks.

That's who bailed out Dubya when he got in way over his head early on in his oil-patch bidness career. Cold cash piped in from broiling hot Bahrain. Saved him from an embarrassing public flop.

Dubya then later repaid that kindness after 9/11 by letting a bunch of hinky House of Saud members hightail it out of the USA in defiance of the purported ban on all air travel.

The Saudi and Bahraini and Emirati high rollers have enough cut-outs, bag men and discreet proxies to let them play in Stateside elections even though it's not officially okay for them to do so. And the turmoil in the world oil markets, while it's made them poorer, doesn't have them in the poorhouse just yet.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2016 10:39 PM (noWW6)

680 @660
I'm so sorry. My heart goes out to everyone affected. That is always a unbelievable and tough thing to deal with. Prayers.

Posted by: Beer Ninja at February 09, 2016 10:39 PM (KBjNt)

681 Over? Over? Was it over when they bombed Guadalajara?

Posted by: Ready For Jeb!!11!! at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (Dwehj)

682 How come we haven't heard from Mary Cloggenstein? Brattleboro is just a bicycle ride away from all the Bernie action in NH....
Posted by: Jen the original at February 09, 2016 10:32 PM (K0Iz7)


Xanax, Soma and that bottle of Christmas brandy. With luck she has a neighbor with a stomach pump. Or a trank gun.

Posted by: kindltot at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (q2o38)

683 Do you guys have to be dicks alllll the time?

You obviously haven't read the bylaws.

Posted by: db at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (NTJfg)

684 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 10:35 PM (kdS6q)

Ooooh.....juicy.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (3myMJ)

685
How can Ruby hope to keep up with someone with his own jet?

Well Rubio does have his own yacht and SC has a coastline so....
Posted by: redbanzai




Racing his drug boat up Red Route One of the Intracoastal Waterway.

Just like the Miami Vice 80's all over again.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (kdS6q)

686 I've got Cavuto on. Montel just said he might go to South Carolina to help Kasich.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (GUBah)

687 Evening all

So I see hillary got schlonged tonight ha? Crying shame

Sanders got more votes than the 2 other democrats in the race hillary and kascich ha? Not bad

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (DUoqb)

688 I'm Number Two!

I'm Number Two!

I'm Number Two!

Posted by: John Kasich at February 09, 2016 10:19 PM (o98Jz)




Patrick McGoohan: Who is Number One?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (45oDG)

689 But no, now to my profound embarrassment, there I am. Third picture down on the right.

You look very enthusiastic, heh

The early summer White House was right here in Newport. They were treated as demigods in a way that would make even Obama blush.

JFK was a huge disappointment, very blah and not very accomplished at all. If he hadn't been conveniently gunned down by a communist, he'd have been pretty well forgotten.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (39g3+)

690 517 Wow, Trump + Kasich. Could NH be more retarded? I submit that they could not.
Posted by: Jason M at February 09, 2016 10:16 PM (4oYqL


I'd think that the Venn diagram for Trump and Kasich supporters doesn't have a lot of overlap.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (x2JkH)

691 675 Why would anyone have a meltdown about Trump winning NH?

I was thinking more in terms of people who support Cruz as our first choice rather than GOPe. I support Cruz and it's no surprise to me that Trump won NH. It would have been more of a surprise if he hadn't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

So big night for Trump.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (QdAXQ)

692 Lauren Bacall: Class.

Jackie: Faux French class. (Kerry style)

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 10:41 PM (3myMJ)

693 Man, Jeb has got to be scratching his nuts not knowing how a guy like Kasich kicked his low energy, low T ass.

*shakes fist*

Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2016 10:41 PM (BngQR)

694 I caught part of Crazy Bernie's speech. All I can say is it's probably time to start stocking up on toilet paper if you want to thrive in the coming black market economy. Or if your septic system can't handle strips of Pravda being flushed down the toilet.

Posted by: PabloD at February 09, 2016 10:41 PM (c9t4Y)

695 She's too conflicted. She rubs herself raw to his speeches but then he's also a cismale. What's a Cloggenstein to do?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 09, 2016 10:35 PM (zmW4B)

Maybe she has to wait until the reproductive clinic opens to post?

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:41 PM (NPofj)

696 431 Melania would be the first "FLILF". Jackie Kennedy may have been close to that, but no cigar.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 10:03 PM (dvuhZ)
---------------
Frances Cleveland.
Julia Tyler was a babe too.
Of course, they were also very young, in their twenties.

Then there were the ones who were very attractive and super-stylish, elegant --- Jackie Kennedy, Grace Coolidge, Nancy Reagan, etc.

But alas, we will not get Melania. For First Spouse we will get the doppelganger of Eleanor Roosevelt, i.e., Bill Clinton.
(Admit it, there IS a resemblance.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 09, 2016 10:41 PM (T/5A0)

697 NH 2012: Huntsman 16.9%
NH 2016: Kasich 16.4%

Their trajectories from this point forward will be roughly the same.

Posted by: cool breeze at February 09, 2016 10:42 PM (ckvus)

698 You need to do the off sock thingy
*************

Off socky thingy

Posted by: Burn It Down at February 09, 2016 10:42 PM (qHgBB)

699 Jeb, your brother's not well, I think we better call an ambulance-

Jeb: Fuck him!


Posted by: Jason M at February 09, 2016 10:34 PM (4oYqL)

Or your protege Marco's not well...Fuck him!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 10:42 PM (4ErVI)

700 I can get the Jackie thing but Michelle is flat our hideous

-
Well, she's a guy so . . .

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 10:42 PM (Nwg0u)

701 Christy going home to get a new giant suit...

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 09, 2016 10:42 PM (hCdMd)

702 I caught part of Crazy Bernie's speech. All I can
say is it's probably time to start stocking up on toilet paper if you
want to thrive in the coming black market economy. Or if your septic
system can't handle strips of Pravda being flushed down the toilet.

Posted by: PabloD at February 09, 2016 10:41 PM (c9t4Y)

Lightbulbs and ammo, too.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:42 PM (NPofj)

703 Brunhilde so sorry, prayers for all who knew him and especially his friends and family

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:42 PM (zOTsN)

704 697 NH 2012: Huntsman 16.9%
NH 2016: Kasich 16.4%

Their trajectories from this point forward will be roughly the same.
Posted by: cool breeze at February 09, 2016 10:42 PM (ckvus)

It's the massholes invading the state.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 10:42 PM (AkOaV)

705 Hometown Buffet! Gimme some!

Posted by: Chris Christie Lardass at February 09, 2016 10:42 PM (u0o1v)

706 "Watching Jeb go down in flames really is the highlight of this entire shitshow."

It is a nice side-line. How he was ever the "smarter" Bush brother is beside me. The man is a cartoon character.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:42 PM (EVV0Q)

707 Many of the Rand Paul voters in NH probably knew what they were doing. Lots of libertarians there.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at February 09, 2016 10:42 PM (2kjDY)

708 I guess Bill ain't getting any tonight


Oh G-D I denounce myself!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 10:43 PM (DUoqb)

709 Yeah Moo is not an attractive woman in any way. She was youngish (by first lady standards) when Obama took office. That's it.

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:43 PM (f3Iw2)

710 Trump won across ALL demographics -- independents, women, educated, HS only, high income, low income.

I saw a report that Republican primary voting was higher than normal and Democrat primary voting was down by 13%.

I like Cruz and would be happy with either Cruz or Trump but doing 1% better than JEB! (who the hell even votes for Jeb! for the love of all that is good and holy?) is no big "win" (although 3rd place is the new "winning") especially when first place is 34% and 3rd is 12% -- Iowa was a difference of 3%.

Finally, please let Rubio stay at 5th -- I can't stand that little charlatan. You know (and this is mean, I realize) he talks about his dad as some inspirational story, but his dad came to this country speaking barely any English and 20 years later he couldn't find work as a bartender. My mother came to this country speaking barely any English and 20 years later she had her Ph.D. in Mathematics. So, MY mother is the inspirational story here, not his dad.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 09, 2016 10:43 PM (aNrvT)

711 688 I'm Number Two!

I'm Number Two!

I'm Number Two!

Posted by: John Kasich at February 09, 2016 10:19 PM (o98Jz)


Patrick McGoohan: Who is Number One?

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Who does number 2 work for!?

Posted by: Austin Powers at February 09, 2016 10:43 PM (QdAXQ)

712 South Carolina-The next Boca Del Vista.


Phase III.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 10:43 PM (rwI+c)

713 Up on deck next, South Carolina -

They are calling Courtney Massengale

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 09, 2016 10:43 PM (T78UI)

714 Christie gonna be out. Not going to SC. Carson should be put. Fiorina should be out. Kasich will get crushed in SC


So Trump, Cruz, Rubio, and Bush

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:34 PM (zOTsN)



And Gilmore. Don't forget Gilmore. The man got 98 votes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 10:44 PM (45oDG)

715 Why the fuck is fox playing 5th place little Marcos speech?

Posted by: Timon at February 09, 2016 10:16 PM (KSonr)


Spanish language quota.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2016 10:44 PM (zc3Db)

716 683 Do you guys have to be dicks alllll the time?

You obviously haven't read the bylaws.
Posted by: db at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (NTJfg)

Yes.
That's Mr. Dick to you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:44 PM (voOPb)

717 Apparently the only demographic that Hillary won was incomes over 200K and the over 65 crowd.

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:44 PM (f3Iw2)

718 I guess Bill ain't getting any tonight>>>

Is there a shortage of Jet Fuel?

Posted by: Willy J. at February 09, 2016 10:44 PM (Nkdwp)

719 ...then we're going to South Carolina...AAAARRRRGHHH!1!

Posted by: Ready For Jeb!!11!! at February 09, 2016 10:45 PM (Dwehj)

720 709 Yeah Moo is not an attractive woman in any way. She was youngish (by first lady standards) when Obama took office. That's it.

Posted by: Lauren

She has pretty muscular arms for a dude.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 09, 2016 10:45 PM (QdAXQ)

721 "JFK was a huge disappointment, very blah and not very accomplished at
all. If he hadn't been conveniently gunned down by a communist, he'd
have been pretty well forgotten."

The hypothetical '64 Kennedy-Goldwater race would have been something.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2016 10:45 PM (noWW6)

722 Racing his drug boat up Red Route One of the Intracoastal Waterway.

Just like the Miami Vice 80's all over again.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (kdS6q)

That wouldn't make me vote for him, but if he wore a white suit and pink t-shirt and could manage an "In the Air Tonight" soundtrack I might pay to see it :-)

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:45 PM (NPofj)

723
"Maybe. But half of Ohio has retired to Del West communities in SC."

Which is a real testament to Ohio's continued draw on their affections, I'm sure.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2016 10:45 PM (BK3ZS)

724 Jeb hanging right behind Cruz like he was a dingleberry

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2016 10:45 PM (hVdx9)

725 That's Mr. Dick to you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:44 PM (voOPb)

And Mr Dickstein to those of us of the Hebrewic Faith

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 10:45 PM (DUoqb)

726 709 Yeah Moo is not an attractive woman in any way. She was youngish (by first lady standards) when Obama took office. That's it.
---

Moo. As in Mr. Moo? Ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:45 PM (voOPb)

727
Percent In: 67%

Donald Trump 34%
John Kasich 16%
Ted Cruz 12%
Jeb Bush 11%
Marco Rubio 10%

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 10:46 PM (kdS6q)

728 Nevergiveup

Doc Dickenstein

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:46 PM (voOPb)

729 I'm Number Two!

Posted by: John Kasich


You smell like it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 10:46 PM (FkBIv)

730 I guess Bill ain't getting any tonight>>>


And he is thanking his lucky stars for that.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:46 PM (NPofj)

731 I support Cruz and it's no surprise to me that Trump won NH. It would have been more of a surprise if he hadn't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 10:39 PM (w4NZ

I like both men. When Trump didn't hit his polling number in IA a lot of people assumed he was a chimera.

Caucus states are bad for Trump as people don't want to argue with their neighbor who hates him and is spitting in their face like around here.

NH polling averages are looking fairly accurate.

Who cheated Bush up to 20% in that late poll?

Embarrassing.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 10:46 PM (3myMJ)

732 Bullshit. I'm scalding hawt.

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at February 09, 2016 10:47 PM (Dwehj)

733 btw, i'm not trying to be stanley kowalski to hillary clinton's blanche du bois and say "ha, i say ha ha".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 09, 2016 10:47 PM (WTSFk)

734 This was actually a very good night for Rubio. It was practically a win.

Posted by: Dr. Hunscrewdriver at February 09, 2016 10:47 PM (zmW4B)

735 702 I caught part of Crazy Bernie's speech. All I can
say is it's probably time to start stocking up on toilet paper if you
want to thrive in the coming black market economy. Or if your septic
system can't handle strips of Pravda being flushed down the toilet.

Posted by: PabloD at February 09, 2016 10:41 PM (c9t4Y)

Lightbulbs and ammo, too.

Posted by: redbanzai

I'm talking a little longer view and stocking up on pinecones.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 09, 2016 10:47 PM (QdAXQ)

736
The picture of Comrade Bernie on the Fox website for election results he looks like a dirty old man pedo.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 10:47 PM (45oDG)

737 Yeah Moo is not an attractive woman in any way. She was youngish (by first lady standards) when Obama took office. That's it.

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:43 PM (f3Iw2)


But she made the Maxim Hot 100 list ... one of the 100 hottest women around, so says Maxim! It's amazing that Lt. Worf wasn't on the cover of Sports Illustrated. She probably turned down the offer.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2016 10:48 PM (zc3Db)

738 Fox's astute political minds can't seem to figure out why Christy's campaign didn't take off after connecting on Rubio.

Hmmm, perhaps it's because everyone and the fence post knew he was our best shot to defeat the infant in 2012...?

But Christy chose what he probably perceived as an easier fight in 2016 instead of throwing down in 12'- and potentially rescuing the country from another 4 year drift down shit creek.

After he packs up his campaign, Maybe O will give him a consolation hug...

Posted by: Cooldawg at February 09, 2016 10:48 PM (i64d1)

739 I have never prayed about election outcomes-for a specific candidate, but if Hillary is likely to win, I will. Bernie would be awful (Go read "FrontPage" magazine on line if you want to read a plausible scenario) but Hillary would be vindictive beyond belief. The stuff with the IRS? With Hillary it would like that on steroids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 10:48 PM (w4NZ8)

740 Apparently the only demographic that Hillary won was incomes over 200K and the over 65 crowd.


That's right in our wheelhouse!

Posted by: Buick Brand Manager at February 09, 2016 10:48 PM (JO9+V)

741 Yes.

That's Mr. Dick to you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:44 PM (voOPb)

I haven't noticed you being a dick, MH, but if I ever do I will remember your preferred mode of address:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:49 PM (NPofj)

742 I'm just happy that Rubio's 3, 2, 1 strategy has been f'd up.

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:49 PM (f3Iw2)

743 "Who cheated Bush up to 20% in that late poll?"

I suspect that poll was a commissioned internal push poll that the Bush bunch then very loudly and prominently leaked.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2016 10:49 PM (noWW6)

744 But she made the Maxim Hot 100 list ... one of the 100 hottest women around, so says Maxim! It's amazing that Lt. Worf wasn't on the cover of Sports Illustrated. She probably turned down the offer.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2016 10:48 PM (zc3Db)



And they put Aunt Esther ahead of some truly attractive women. They should be out of business for that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 10:50 PM (45oDG)

745 hillary is dropping faster than a barrel of oil but is just as slimy but she has no friend named stymie.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 10:50 PM (DUoqb)

746
Moo. As in Mr. Moo? Ha
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:45 PM (voOPb)


If the Moo fits, wear it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2016 10:50 PM (BK3ZS)

747 Fiorina probably should drop out, which is a shame, but her and Carson will probably stay in at least one more state.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:50 PM (39g3+)

748 "I guess Bill ain't getting any tonight>>>


And he is thanking his lucky stars for that."


Those trip to "Pedo Island" are way in the past. I'm surprised they got him propped up and on stage two weeks in a row. The man ain't right.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:50 PM (EVV0Q)

749 The icing on the cake would be for Ruboto to finish below 9% and leave with 0 delegates.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 09, 2016 10:50 PM (AJeMv)

750
I'm talking a little longer view and stocking up on pinecones.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 09, 2016 10:47 PM (QdAXQ)


Remember to freeze them before use.

Posted by: kindltot at February 09, 2016 10:50 PM (q2o38)

751 Gilmore is only 9 votes away from triple digits! Almost 9 times better than Iowa.

Posted by: Dobby at February 09, 2016 10:50 PM (b1uWI)

752 Hmmm, perhaps it's because everyone and the fence post knew he was our best shot to defeat the infant in 2012...?



But Christy chose what he probably perceived as an easier fight in
2016 instead of throwing down in 12'- and potentially rescuing the
country from another 4 year drift down shit creek.



After he packs up his campaign, Maybe O will give him a consolation hug...



Posted by: Cooldawg at February 09, 2016 10:48 PM (i64d1)

The hand holding love fest with Obama didn't help either.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:50 PM (NPofj)

753 redbanzai

I thank you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:51 PM (voOPb)

754 So I see hillary got schlonged tonight ha?

I did exit polling for the Decision Desk. Hillary got a few votes from a narrow demographic, women of a certain age.

The Bern drew from that demographic, and every other one as well. 18 year olds with nose piercings and an 87 year old woman who mourns the demise of Al Jazeera TV.

It was a yuuuuuge schlonging.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 09, 2016 10:51 PM (KR/6E)

755 If Bernie was to win the Presidency that old Russian joke would start making the rounds within a few years:

"Everybody is working but there's nothing on the shelves."

Bernie won't win the general.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 10:51 PM (3myMJ)

756 18 deg., breezy, light snow flurries.
Hill and Bernie promise to end this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 10:51 PM (RrDm2)

757 And they put Aunt Esther ahead of some truly attractive women. They should be out of business for that
Posted by: TheQuietMan

What are you talkin' about you fish-eyed fool!?

Posted by: Aunt Esther at February 09, 2016 10:51 PM (zmW4B)

758 Gilmore is only 9 votes away from triple digits! Almost 9 times better than Iowa.

Posted by: Dobby at February 09, 2016 10:50 PM (b1uWI)



He's at 102 votes. There's no stopping him now!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 10:51 PM (45oDG)

759 If the Moo fits, wear it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2016 10:50 PM (BK3ZS)

Many people with incontinence do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 10:52 PM (DUoqb)

760 http://tinyurl.com/ngbptfq

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 10:52 PM (AkOaV)

761 This country is set for another civil war or a peaceful schism.

Guess which one is going to happen.

Posted by: cajun caret at February 09, 2016 10:52 PM (++b9A)

762 dropping faster than a barrel of oil but is just as slimy but she has no friend named stymie.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 10:50 PM (DUoqb)

And beaten by a H______

Sorry, my bad

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:52 PM (voOPb)

763 If Trump does win it all, I want him to put Cruz in the SCOTUS. Thomas is mighty lonely in there.

Posted by: East Bay KG at February 09, 2016 10:52 PM (YUrE9)

764 osted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 09, 2016 10:51 PM

Thanks you your work on thanks for letting us know.

Mourns the demise of Al Jazeera network? Oh, dear. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 10:53 PM (w4NZ8)

765 Apparently the only demographic that Hillary won was incomes over 200K and the over 65 crowd.

Older but not wiser. But what kind of cosmic retard with that kind of money votes for someone who specifically said she was going to take it away?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:53 PM (39g3+)

766 "Everybody is working but there's nothing on the shelves."

"We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 10:53 PM (FkBIv)

767 The Bern drew from that demographic, and every other one as well. 18 year olds with nose piercings and an 87 year old woman who mourns the demise of Al Jazeera TV.
---------------------

There just aren't enough black folk here. They'll vote for me, because, plantation.

Posted by: Hill at February 09, 2016 10:53 PM (RrDm2)

768 If Bernie was to win the Presidency that old Russian joke would start making the rounds within a few years:

"Everybody is working but there's nothing on the shelves."

Bernie won't win the general.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 10:51 PM (3myMJ)



I hope not. But too much of this country is so stupid and if he wins the nomination the MFM will prop him up as the greatest thing since Lenin.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 10:53 PM (45oDG)

769 And beaten by a H______

Sorry, my bad

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
****
Hymen?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2016 10:53 PM (hVdx9)

770 "Bernie won't win the general."

You know, I would have bet money that a man named Barack Hussein Obama wouldn't have one 7 years after 911 either, but here we are.

Don't underestimate the stupidity of our fellow Americans.

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:53 PM (f3Iw2)

771 " hillary is dropping faster than a barrel of oil but is just as slimy but she has no friend named stymie."


Just wait for S.C. She'll win there and claim "comeback." Nevada is a fool's bet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:53 PM (EVV0Q)

772 Hah...Redd Foxx was fish-eyed.

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 10:53 PM (qUNWi)

773 on+ "and" thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 10:53 PM (w4NZ8)

774 won.

What the hell, brain?

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:54 PM (f3Iw2)

775 breezy, light snow flurries.
Hill and Bernie promise to end this.
-------
No more a/c for you Hammer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 10:54 PM (voOPb)

776 I been living in de White House at your expense but you don't know nuffin' bout it! Hee hee crackers!

Posted by: Michelle's Mom at February 09, 2016 10:54 PM (u0o1v)

777 Jeb out? Or is the speech just "I sucked again?" I don't watch this crap.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:54 PM (39g3+)

778 737 Yeah Moo is not an attractive woman in any way. She was youngish (by first lady standards) when Obama took office. That's it.

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:43 PM (f3Iw2)

But she made the Maxim Hot 100 list ... one of the 100 hottest women around, so says Maxim! It's amazing that Lt. Worf wasn't on the cover of Sports Illustrated. She probably turned down the offer.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Not seeing it. I wouldn't screw her with your dick; and I certainly wouldn't let her screw me with hers'.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 09, 2016 10:54 PM (QdAXQ)

779 Older but not wiser. But what kind of cosmic retard
with that kind of money votes for someone who specifically said she was
going to take it away?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:53 PM (39g3+)


But not THEIR money...

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:54 PM (NPofj)

780 but do you really think the people in s.c., ga, fla, etc are going to go for sanders? it'll be very different than n.h.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 09, 2016 10:54 PM (WTSFk)

781 Christie made lil' Marco his bitch boy and killed himself in the process. Good times, good times.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 09, 2016 10:54 PM (pq97T)

782 Hymen?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2016 10:53 PM (hVdx9)

H "i m g" Duh.

Posted by: kindltot at February 09, 2016 10:55 PM (q2o38)

783 "You know, I would have bet money that a man named Barack Hussein Obama wouldn't have one 7 years after 911 either, but here we are."


A. Effing. Men.


I never thought he could happen. I got learned. Twice.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:55 PM (EVV0Q)

784 Me and my little friends love hanging out in Bill's brain.

Posted by: Spiro Keet at February 09, 2016 10:55 PM (c7vUv)

785 Lauren's brain is not brain?

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 10:55 PM (qUNWi)

786 "Who cheated Bush up to 20% in that late poll?"

I suspect that poll was a commissioned internal push poll that the Bush bunch then very loudly and prominently leaked.

-
Would you rather have red-hot pokers shoved into your eyes or vote for Jeb? 20% went with Jeb.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 10:55 PM (Nwg0u)

787 "but do you really think the people in s.c., ga, fla, etc are going to go for sanders?"

Free shit and envy know no state boundaries.

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:55 PM (f3Iw2)

788 Is this the ONT? I do t even know where the hell I am.
I might be a little drunk. I blame Donald J Trump.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 10:56 PM (2x3L+)

789 Good Night.
I can't watch Faux News w/Bill O'Ego.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 10:56 PM (sj3Ax)

790 "We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us.">>>

Have you seen the 2017 Trabant? I can't wait till they deliver mine in 2022!

Posted by: Willy J. In Bernie dollars at February 09, 2016 10:56 PM (Nkdwp)

791 Posted by: Meremortal

Since we're posting old Soviet jokes in honor of that old Soviet joke that just won New Hampshire:
3 guys are in a cattle car being deported to a gulag in Siberia. The question of what they were arrested for comes up.
First guy says "I showed up late for work so they arrested me for being a parasite."
Second guys says "I showed up early for work so they arrested me for being a saboteur."
Third guy says "I showed up for work on time, so they arrested me for being a Swiss spy."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 09, 2016 10:56 PM (zmW4B)

792 Older but not wiser. But what kind of cosmic retard
with that kind of money votes for someone who specifically said she was
going to take it away?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor
----------------

Do I re-link the Lexus SUV with a Bernie! sticker?

Posted by: Hill at February 09, 2016 10:56 PM (RrDm2)

793 744
But she made the Maxim Hot 100 list ... one of the 100 hottest women
around, so says Maxim! It's amazing that Lt. Worf wasn't on the cover of
Sports Illustrated. She probably turned down the offer.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2016 10:48 PM (zc3Db)


And they put Aunt Esther ahead of some truly attractive women. They should be out of business for thatPosted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 10:50 PM (45oDG)


Smart. They let the Wookie win.

Posted by: Han Solo at February 09, 2016 10:56 PM (8aOqE)

794 Exactly, the fact that Obama gets eight years means anything is possible.

Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 10:57 PM (q177U)

795 Has Sanders ever even been south of the Mason-Dixon other than trips in/out of DC? He's got his shots?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2016 10:57 PM (JO9+V)

796 "Everybody is working but there's nothing on the shelves."

"We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us."

I was riding around with a local relative while visiting Italy and noticed a long line of young trees along the street. Every other one was dead.

I said, what's up with that and he said, "They planted every other one upside down so the government would hire them to replant the dead ones."

I am not making this up.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 10:57 PM (3myMJ)

797 765 Apparently the only demographic that Hillary won was incomes over 200K and the over 65 crowd.

Older but not wiser. But what kind of cosmic retard with that kind of money votes for someone who specifically said she was going to take it away?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor

They may have been at the Goldman Sachs speeches where she said, "Screw the little guy, we're all going to be richer than fk! Who's with me!!!?."

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 09, 2016 10:57 PM (QdAXQ)

798 Hillary will sweep the south. This is Sanders best hour

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:57 PM (zOTsN)

799 Let the schlonging begin.

Posted by: zod at February 09, 2016 10:58 PM (hgpSN)

800 lauren.... um, yup.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 09, 2016 10:58 PM (WTSFk)

801 Ted Cruz is Third! He wins! He wins! Third place is the victor

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 10:58 PM (zt+N6)

802 so Rev. Huckabee and Santorum won Iowa largely on being religious. So did Cruz, though Cruz has other things going for him. But does going so Big Jesus maybe actually do harm in the later primaries.

I think it does some, but maybe in SC and the South it still helps.

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 10:58 PM (5Gpe2)

803 Fox saying:
Trump 35%
Kasich 16%
Cruz 12%

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 10:59 PM (2x3L+)

804 "Is this the ONT? I do t even know where the hell I am.
I might be a little drunk."



No, it's not the ONT. You're fine. You're with friends. Drink up if you need to.

Ain't no thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:59 PM (EVV0Q)

805 What a glorious night! Somewhere John Boehner, Paul Ryan, and Mitch McConnell are watching Steel Magnolias and spooning each other.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 09, 2016 10:59 PM (xl9rT)

806 Hillary will sweep the south. This is Sanders best hour
Posted by: ThunderB
------------

Likely.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 10:59 PM (RrDm2)

807 Y'know, when Abe Lincoln said you can fool some of the people all of the time, he was really talking about Democrats.

Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 10:59 PM (JBggj)

808 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 09, 2016 10:56 PM (zmW4B)

Good one. See 796.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 10:59 PM (3myMJ)

809 Percent In: 67%

Donald Trump 34%
John Kasich 16%
Ted Cruz 12%
Jeb Bush 11%
Marco Rubio 10%


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 10:46 PM (kdS6q)

Fifth is the new first!

Posted by: Fox News at February 09, 2016 10:59 PM (NPofj)

810 Off Fox News sock

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 11:00 PM (NPofj)

811 Two little boys were shouting to each other over the Berlin Wall. The West German boy shouted, "We got Coca-Cola, what do you got?"
The East German boy shouted back, "We got Socialism"
The West German boy thought a minute and shouted, "Well, One day WE will have Socialism too!"
The East German boy shouted back, "Then YOU won't have Coca-Cola either!"

Posted by: kindltot at February 09, 2016 11:00 PM (q2o38)

812 Maybe it's my tv settings again but Trump looks severely sun burned

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 11:00 PM (2x3L+)

813 I expect hillary to stat campaigning in black face in SC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 11:00 PM (DUoqb)

814 802 so Rev. Huckabee and Santorum won Iowa largely on being religious. So did Cruz, though Cruz has other things going for him. But does going so Big Jesus maybe actually do harm in the later primaries.

I think it does some, but maybe in SC and the South it still helps.


Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 10:58 PM (5Gpe2)


Of course Santorum and Huckabee kissed Ethanol Subsidy ass too.

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 11:00 PM (zt+N6)

815 "You know, I would have bet money that a man named
Barack Hussein Obama wouldn't have one 7 years after 911 either, but
here we are."





A. Effing. Men.





I never thought he could happen. I got learned. Twice.



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 10:55 PM (EVV0Q)

PC is a beautiful thing

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 09, 2016 11:01 PM (T78UI)

816 The Fox line is that Cruz, Bush, and Rubio are "essentially tied" for 3rd and that 3rd for Rubio is really Just Like First soooo.

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 11:01 PM (3DIzJ)

817 As I said before, IF Bernie is serious, then he's going to have to go negative on Hillary, hard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 11:01 PM (RrDm2)

818 If Trump does win it all, I want him to put Cruz in the SCOTUS. Thomas is mighty lonely in there.

________________

Oh my dear friend, Donald Trump isn't going to appoint actual conservatives for federal judicial positions.

Posted by: Rich at February 09, 2016 11:01 PM (MIdlN)

819 Hillary will sweep the south. This is Sanders best hour

Maybe. I'm not really convinced she sells as well with minorities as people are all saying.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 11:02 PM (39g3+)

820 IF Bernie is serious, then he's going to have to go negative on Hillary, hard.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 11:01 PM (RrDm2)

So you mean just tell the truth?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 11:02 PM (DUoqb)

821 Hillary will sweep the south. This is Sanders best hour

Posted by: ThunderB

------------



Likely.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 10:59 PM (RrDm2)


I am not so sure... nobody actually likes Hillary at all.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 11:02 PM (NPofj)

822 813 I expect hillary to stat campaigning in black face in SC
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 11:00 PM (DUoqb)

She's gonna shuck and jive her way to victory.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 09, 2016 11:02 PM (xl9rT)

823 I expect hillary to stat campaigning in black face in SC
Posted by: Nevergiveup
------
"Ah ain't noways tarred..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 11:02 PM (RrDm2)

824 CNN doesn't even have Gilmore on their chart.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 11:02 PM (rwI+c)

825 Even though he's in triple digits on Fox.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 11:02 PM (rwI+c)

826 "If Bernie was to win the Presidency that old Russian joke would start making the rounds within a few years:
'Everybody is working but there's nothing on the shelves.'"

Ah, they're out of bullets, too.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at February 09, 2016 11:03 PM (noWW6)

827 so Rev. Huckabee and Santorum won Iowa largely on
being religious. So did Cruz, though Cruz has other things going for
him. But does going so Big Jesus maybe actually do harm in the later
primaries.

I think it does some, but maybe in SC and the South it still helps.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 10:58 PM (5Gpe2)


Good thing Rubio never tried that.

Posted by: kindltot at February 09, 2016 11:03 PM (q2o38)

828 Yawn. I woke up for this?! God Bless Texas.

Posted by: 4iCan at February 09, 2016 11:03 PM (Blp1s)

829 Peeps, yes the country has moved way left, but it's mostly the same crew that is just more radical.

Bernie, at 75 and a socialist, is not going to win the nomination, let alone the general.

He'll do better than McGovern, Dukakis and Mondull but that's about it.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 11:03 PM (3myMJ)

830 In a show of solidarity with her people of the south of color, Hillary! will cornrow her hair.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2016 11:03 PM (JO9+V)

831 Hillary will sweep the south. This is Sanders best hour
>>>

So the FSA doesn't do well in the south?

Posted by: Willy J at February 09, 2016 11:03 PM (Nkdwp)

832 CNN is saying Trump over performed. That means he can win purple and maybe blue states.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 11:04 PM (2x3L+)

833 The Fox line is that Cruz, Bush, and Rubio are
"essentially tied" for 3rd and that 3rd for Rubio is really Just Like
First soooo.

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 11:01 PM (3DIzJ)

So their position is that 12% is mathematically indistinguishable from 10%... hmmmmm

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 11:04 PM (NPofj)

834 " Somewhere John Boehner, Paul Ryan, and Mitch McConnell are watching Steel Magnolias and spooning each other."



Pining for the Establishment, doing anal, whispering sweet assurances in each other's ear.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 11:04 PM (EVV0Q)

835 816 The Fox line is that Cruz, Bush, and Rubio are "essentially tied" for 3rd and that 3rd for Rubio is really Just Like First soooo.
Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 11:01 PM (3DIzJ)

You can bet some bi-partisan internet legislation is coming down the pipe soon...

Posted by: cajun caret at February 09, 2016 11:04 PM (++b9A)

836 Oh my dear friend, Donald Trump isn't going to appoint actual conservatives for federal judicial positions.
Posted by: Rich
-------------

It will have to be a pro-abortion, pro eminent domain, pro single-payer candidate for Trump to appoint, because, you know, conservative.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 11:05 PM (RrDm2)

837 In a show of solidarity with her people of the south of color, Hillary! will cornrow her hair.
Posted by: Count de Monet

But I'll be the only one who'll see it.

Posted by: Huma at February 09, 2016 11:05 PM (zmW4B)

838 Serious question but just a little OT: When professional Hillary campaign staff speak to Hillary, how do they address her? "Mrs. Clinton", "Madame Secretary" ?

Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 11:05 PM (JBggj)

839 Lol!

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 09, 2016 11:05 PM (xl9rT)

840 "CNN doesn't even have Gilmore on their chart."

Gilmore has a secret superhero ability. He's the goddamned Invisible Man.

One of the three-letter intelligence agencies needs to put him on retainer, for performing ultra sooper dooper galactic top sekret infiltration missions abroad.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2016 11:05 PM (noWW6)

841 Yay Chrisities out now he can come back to NJ and do the same jack squat nothing he's been doing for the last 5 years.

Fucking charlatan.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 09, 2016 11:05 PM (WVvzl)

842 "Brain" and "brain"!!! What is "brain"?

Posted by: kara at February 09, 2016 11:06 PM (WOyz5)

843 Speaking of assholes, I see Fredo lost a big one at the Supreme Court today putting a hold in his carbon emissions dictates and big old global warming

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 11:06 PM (DUoqb)

844 Hillary polls better with blacks than sanders

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 11:06 PM (zOTsN)

845 She never did anything for me, either, but I haven't actually watched any films with her. They're all pretty much chick flicks so....

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:31 PM (39g3+)


You should watch Charade, 1963. Once described as the greatest Hitchcock film Hitchcock never made.

Posted by: HTL at February 09, 2016 11:06 PM (tcvYF)

846 What a glorious night! Somewhere John Boehner, Paul Ryan, and Mitch McConnell are watching Steel Magnolias and spooning each other.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 09, 2016 10:59 PM (xl9rT)

Still LOL'ing.

Posted by: Blano at February 09, 2016 11:07 PM (heN73)

847 770 "Bernie won't win the general."

You know, I would have bet money that a man named Barack Hussein Obama wouldn't have one 7 years after 911 either, but here we are.

Don't underestimate the stupidity of our fellow Americans.
Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 10:53 PM (f3Iw2)


Yes, this.

At the moment I'm more worried about Sanders because Hillary is so throughly unlikeable, while the young people are all in for Bernie.

Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2016 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

848 question but just a little OT: When professional Hillary campaign staff speak to Hillary, how do they address her? "Mrs. Clinton", "Madame Secretary" ?
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 11:05 PM (JBggj)

Dumb bitch?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 11:07 PM (voOPb)

849 Holy dollars per vote, Batman. Numbers out on comparative Cruz vs. Bush radio and TV spending in New Hamster.

Cruz: $800K

Bush: $35M

Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2016 11:07 PM (noWW6)

850 CNN unlike Fox, decisive win for Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders winning everywhere

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 11:07 PM (2x3L+)

851 Yay Chrisities out now he can come back to NJ and do the same jack squat nothing he's been doing for the last 5 years.



Fucking charlatan.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 09, 2016 11:05 PM (WVvzl)


Maybe he can get into talk radio. Maybe take up Huckabee's slot?

Posted by: kindltot at February 09, 2016 11:07 PM (q2o38)

852 A couple of establishment cons have to eat some crow wrt only uneducated rubes voting for Trump:
http://www.cbsnews.com/elections/2016/primaries/republican/new-hampshire/exit/

Posted by: The Hot Gates at February 09, 2016 11:08 PM (KJZeR)

853 813
I expect hillary to stat campaigning in black face in SC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 11:00 PM (DUoqb)

Dropping some sand on the floor and tap dancing like a motherfucker!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 11:08 PM (4ErVI)

854 790: trabant delivery in 2022

reminds me of the reagan joke:

it took 10 years to get a car in the soviet union and you had to pay in advance. but a fellow went to the showroom, picked a car, filled out the volumes of forms and put down his money. the salesman said "congratulations! you'll receive your car in 10 years." nd the man asked "morning or afternoon?" and the guy replied "but what would it matter after 10yrs?" and the guy said "the plumber is coming in the morning."

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 09, 2016 11:08 PM (WTSFk)

855 Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 10:58 PM (5Gpe2)

Didn't hurt him too bad in NH.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 09, 2016 11:08 PM (GDulk)

856 Of course Santorum and Huckabee kissed Ethanol Subsidy ass too.

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 11:00 PM (zt+N6)


I'd rather pay people NOT to have ethanol in the gas. Ethanol in gas is the worst. Because of ethanol you really have to buy premium gas just to get the quality of regular, ethanol-free gas. They really should be reporting the "price of gas" as the premium price to reflect this fact.

Ethanol gas is the curlycue CFL of fuel. Totally useless, wasteful shit forced on us by the retards in government who "know better". If I had my way these idiots would be riding in Brazen Bulls on their way out.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2016 11:08 PM (zc3Db)

857 If I annul Bill Clinton's marriage, will he finally begin speaking the truth?

C'mon Bill, spill your guts, Bro!

Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2016 11:09 PM (BngQR)

858 President Obama: "So let's start with this fact: For more than a thousand years, people have been drawn to Islam's message of peace. And the very word itself, 'Islam,' comes from 'salam' -- peace." Why did Mr. Obama say this? Even Muslim websites acknowledge that "Islam" means "submission" [to Allah], that it comes from the Arabic root "salami" meaning submission, and that "Islam" is the command form of that verb. That's why "Muslim" means "One who submits," not "One who is peaceful."

Posted by: Bush '43 at February 09, 2016 11:09 PM (e8kgV)

859 Hillary polls better with blacks than sanders
Posted by: ThunderB
----------------

Very few black folk (exceptions: Cornel West, Van Jones) are effete assholes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 11:09 PM (RrDm2)

860 So if getting third is better than getting first, that makes fifth third place to third, which by my calculations makes a fifth place finish exponentially better than a third place victory.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 09, 2016 11:09 PM (gM5O7)

861 843 Speaking of assholes, I see Fredo lost a big one at the Supreme Court today putting a hold in his carbon emissions dictates and big old global warming
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 11:06 PM (DUoqb)

If Carbon really caused global warming then Greenies would live in the golden age right now being that ppl can't sell oil except for at a loss.

Posted by: cajun caret at February 09, 2016 11:10 PM (++b9A)

862 Obama was a special case. First black, etc.

Bernie? Forget it. First of all, my black friends tell me that blacks who vote are demoralized over Obama because nothing really changed in their view. Expectations were so high they could never be fulfilled.

Black turnout will be low. They've given up on the system too.

Obama gave them phones but he didn't buy them houses.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 11:10 PM (3myMJ)

863 @829

It's amazing what importing 50 million people from communist third world shitholes will do to a country.

Here's a fun fact, since roe v wade we've imported as many as we have aborted.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 09, 2016 11:10 PM (WVvzl)

864
Hillary polls better with blacks than sanders.
===========================

Getting folks to the polls will be the problem. I don't see a lot of people wearing Hillary shirts.

Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 11:11 PM (JBggj)

865 Bush: $35M



Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2016 11:07 PM (noWW6)

Bush blew his entire war chest in NH? Wow.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 11:11 PM (NPofj)

866 I am not so sure... nobody actually likes Hillary at all.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 11:02 PM (NPofj)

The Democratic plantation will now send their house slaves out to fire up the field slaves to plow the voting fields and send the Beast on to victory.

You heard it here first.

Posted by: Blano at February 09, 2016 11:11 PM (heN73)

867 #853 Tap-dancing is nothing! It's all in the shoes. Without the metal taps, no one would give a crap!!!

Posted by: frank costanza at February 09, 2016 11:11 PM (WOyz5)

868 All this dumbfuckery, Cruz and Bush and Rubio vying for 3rd place.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 11:11 PM (2x3L+)

869 Yeah - No. 10% Ethanol in 93 Octane gas last time I checked, but valid point - less the facts. Lo

Posted by: 4iCan at February 09, 2016 11:11 PM (Blp1s)

870 827 so Rev. Huckabee and Santorum won Iowa largely on
being religious. So did Cruz, though Cruz has other things going for
him. But does going so Big Jesus maybe actually do harm in the later
primaries.

I think it does some, but maybe in SC and the South it still helps.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 10:58 PM (5Gpe2)

Good thing Rubio never tried that.


Posted by: kindltot at February 09, 2016 11:03 PM (q2o3



You forgot this. (/sarc)

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 11:12 PM (zt+N6)

871 I loved that part where Hillary says "Vote for me because I am a woman", although that is sexist, and then says "If you vote for Bernie Sanders, you are sexist!"

The logic escapes them.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 09, 2016 11:12 PM (1ijHg)

872 Replace Bernie's "Wall Street" and "Billionaire class" with "Jews," and you have Hitler.

Posted by: I. B. Scapegoat, Esq. at February 09, 2016 11:12 PM (Y8P5w)

873 Cruz and Bush and Rubio vying for 3rd place

CRIPPLE FIGHT!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 11:12 PM (6FqZa)

874 one of the fox commentators observed that sanders speech is like listening to a conspiracy theory, .01% rule everyone. it's true.and when you throw in all the freebies, it gets really bizarre.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 09, 2016 11:12 PM (WTSFk)

875 Obama gave them phones but he didn't buy them houses.
Posted by: Meremortal
--------------

I'm working on that. No real credit checks allowed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 11:12 PM (RrDm2)

876 Does anybody how how many votes Presdent Obama got in New Hampshire? did not see any results for hims ??? We need for him to be re-elected again to help reverse the Bush screw-ups and for the children of color.....

Posted by: May Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at February 09, 2016 11:12 PM (Fbj4h)

877 Fox is a riot tonight as Cuck Apocalypse unfolds.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 09, 2016 11:12 PM (pq97T)

878 Posted by: HTL at February 09, 2016 11:06 PM (tcvYF)

One of my all-time favorite movies.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 09, 2016 11:12 PM (GDulk)

879 "CNN unlike Fox, decisive win for Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders winning everywhere"


Well, it was. S.C. gets weird.


Prolly Trump and Hillary. Cruz should be a good second. One wonders if Sanders jumps.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 11:13 PM (EVV0Q)

880 I'm working on that. No real credit checks allowed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. Mel Watt

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 11:13 PM (RrDm2)

881 Stop with the Hitler crap

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 11:13 PM (DUoqb)

882 "Hillary polls better with blacks than Sanders."


Hehehehehehehe

Posted by: Beavis at February 09, 2016 11:14 PM (8aOqE)

883 ONT, you weirdos.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2016 11:14 PM (wCF3s)

884 Hillary polls better with blacks than sanders.
===========================

Getting folks to the polls will be the problem. I don't see a lot of people wearing Hillary shirts.


Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 11:11 PM (JBggj)

I know many persons of non-pallor and, to a one, all of them voted for Obama. None of them even plan to vote this time around (scraping the bottom of the barrel for candidates not worth voting for seems to be the consensus reason).

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 11:14 PM (NPofj)

885 Frankly, I am surprised that Cruz got that many votes. My prejudice about NH prejudice is off by about 5%.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 09, 2016 11:14 PM (1ijHg)

886 895 comments in. Am I late?

Posted by: iforgot at February 09, 2016 11:15 PM (YOxw1)

887 869
Yeah - No. 10% Ethanol in 93 Octane gas last time I checked, but valid point - less the facts. Lo

Posted by: 4iCan at February 09, 2016 11:11 PM (Blp1s)
15% here now. Supposed to be going up by mandate. Shame nobody can mandate my lawn mower or tractor or trucks engines to not dissolve with it.

Posted by: allenlou at February 09, 2016 11:15 PM (us5tr)

888 I played a concert the other night and after the show saw a beautiful and wonderful Venezuelan lady friend who told me she was horrified by what had happened to her country.

She wants her sister to come to America but her sister won't leave. She was so sad, especially about the fact the people had voted for socialism and are paying such a horrible price.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 11:15 PM (3myMJ)

889 Hillary polls better with blacks than Sanders.

I would have figured that Popeyes would beat both of them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 11:15 PM (rwI+c)

890 Is the Levin show over ? That way we know what JJ Sefton will preach to us proles who don't listen to that siren.
Posted by: stranded at February 09, 2016 11:13 PM (qQk+U)

Why would Levin be upset? Maybe if you listened to Levin you might know what he said. You sound like liberals who swear up and down that Rush is a racist and a bigot.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 09, 2016 11:15 PM (xl9rT)

891 I don't know if anyone up thread has mentioned this, but I found out today that in NH, if you receive less than 10% of the vote, your delegates go to the top vote getter. Rubio may be pretty close to losing his one delegate as he's at 10.8%

Posted by: Old Blue at February 09, 2016 11:16 PM (9iR5/)

892 "Stop with the Hitler crap"

I missed that. Do tell.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 11:17 PM (EVV0Q)

893
JFK was a huge disappointment, very blah and not very accomplished at all. If he hadn't been conveniently gunned down by a communist, he'd have been pretty well forgotten.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (39g3+)







The thing with Jack, his two big "accomplishments" in life were in his reaction to two MONUMENTAL fuckups. First, he lets his PT boat get run down by a Jap destroyer, when the PT boat has almost twice the speed, and turns on a dime. Then in the Cuban Missile Crisis, he basically invited the missiles in by his pussified handling of the Bay of Pigs and the erection of the Berlin Wall in '61.

And of course, the Cuban Missile Crisis is all smoke and mirrors anyway, since Jack gave away the missiles in Turkey and stood down regime change in Cuba.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 11:17 PM (o98Jz)

894 >>>> Prolly Trump and Hillary. Cruz should be a good second. One wonders if Sanders jumps.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 11:13 PM
-----
Do you like roller coasters, RK? I do.
But I have to keep my eyes closed.
Trying to keep mine open this time.
Wow.
This is unbelievable.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 11:17 PM (2x3L+)

895 ONT up.

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 11:17 PM (zt+N6)

896 Yeah - No. 10% Ethanol in 93 Octane gas last time I checked, but valid point - less the facts. Lo

Posted by: 4iCan at February 09, 2016 11:11 PM (Blp1s)


Huh? Where did I say that there was no ethanol in premium gas?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2016 11:17 PM (zc3Db)

897 Posted by: Old Blue at February 09, 2016 11:16 PM (9iR5/)

Oh please please please let this happen!

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 09, 2016 11:18 PM (xl9rT)

898 What's with gas pricing by grade now? Use to be a dime premium per grade up, now I'm seeing 20 cents almost everywhere and 25 cents per grade at a few places.

Posted by: allenlou at February 09, 2016 11:19 PM (us5tr)

899 898 What's with gas pricing by grade now? Use to be a dime premium per grade up, now I'm seeing 20 cents almost everywhere and 25 cents per grade at a few places.


Posted by: allenlou at February 09, 2016 11:19 PM (us5tr)


Yeah its closer to 30 cents per grade I think.

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 11:20 PM (zt+N6)

900 "Why did Mr. Obama say this?"

Because he's a lying liar who lies.

Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 11:20 PM (0C2f1)

901 yeah, I was gonna mention Rubio, pointing to the sky. He has the harder abortion stance I think ... but the Marcomentum is in the wrong direction now, so he needs to pray more I guess. Or make the blind man dumb, as his first miracle.

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 11:21 PM (5Gpe2)

902 "question but just a little OT: When professional Hillary campaign staff
speak to Hillary, how do they address her? "Mrs. Clinton", "Madame
Secretary" ?

Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 11:05 PM (JBggj)"

"Your Majesty"

Posted by: rabidfox at February 09, 2016 11:22 PM (EW9tX)

903 What's with gas pricing by grade now? Use to be a
dime premium per grade up, now I'm seeing 20 cents almost everywhere and
25 cents per grade at a few places.


Posted by: allenlou at February 09, 2016 11:19 PM (us5tr)

Small relatively hi output engines have higher compression ratio and will self destruct with lower octane. Captive audience.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 09, 2016 11:23 PM (T78UI)

904 >>>
The thing with Jack, his two big
"accomplishments" in life were in his reaction to two MONUMENTAL
fuckups. First,.. PT boat get run down by a Jap destroyer, ...
pussified handling of the Bay of Pigs...

...
...Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 11:17 PM (o98Jz)<<<


That pussified handling of the Bay of Pigs deliberately caused the deaths of many good men.



Posted by: Ralph at February 09, 2016 11:24 PM (lC04h)

905 Posted by: allenlou at February 09, 2016 11:19 PM (us5tr)

Small relatively hi output engines have higher compression ratio and will self destruct with lower octane. Captive audience.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 09, 2016 11:23 PM (T78UI)
Wow, guess I'm glad I have a truck with ecoboost now..

Posted by: allenlou at February 09, 2016 11:26 PM (us5tr)

906 JFK was a huge disappointment, very blah and not
very accomplished at all. If he hadn't been conveniently gunned down by a
communist, he'd have been pretty well forgotten.



Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (39g3+)






The thing with Jack, his two big "accomplishments" in life were in
his reaction to two MONUMENTAL fuckups. First, he lets his PT boat get
run down by a Jap destroyer, when the PT boat has almost twice the
speed, and turns on a dime. Then in the Cuban Missile Crisis, he
basically invited the missiles in by his pussified handling of the Bay
of Pigs and the erection of the Berlin Wall in '61.



And of course, the Cuban Missile Crisis is all smoke and mirrors
anyway, since Jack gave away the missiles in Turkey and stood down
regime change in Cuba.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 11:17 PM (o98Jz)


JFK = Celtic version of a Negro, circa 1960.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2016 11:27 PM (oKE6c)

907 watching the results and the 3 way tie for third might be the story but any time they show the numbers and people can see a 12, 11, 10 between them will see the spread. I really hope Cruz can keep it out of a 11,11,11/10 scenario as it opens up some room between him and rubio in a liberal state. I figure third behind Kasich who went all in isn't terrible in that no way is he pulling that trick off anywhere else. Trump just needs some more losses to knock that "winner!!" tag off him and he'll probably get ticked off and melt down.

Posted by: allenlou at February 09, 2016 11:28 PM (us5tr)

908 If I had my way these idiots would be riding in Brazen Bulls on their way out.

Fueled, of course, by ethanol.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2016 11:29 PM (brIR5)

909 I would not want to be one of Hillary's flying monkeys tonight...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 09, 2016 11:30 PM (J+n2j)

910 Torqewrench:

"Dubya then later repaid that kindness after 9/11 by letting a bunch of hinky House of Saud members hightail it out of the USA in defiance of the purported ban on all air travel."

Don't be silly. Bush critic Wright, who I believe was the Anti-terror advisor, gave permission for the flights without speaking to anyone else. Check the 9/11 report, or Wrights book.,

Posted by: Davod at February 10, 2016 12:01 AM (FWznJ)

911 "And of course, the Cuban Missile Crisis is all smoke and mirrors anyway, since Jack gave away the missiles in Turkey..."

The missiles were due to be replaced six months later.

Posted by: Davod at February 10, 2016 12:04 AM (FWznJ)

912 Prediction: in South Carolina, Hillary's operatives will underscore that Sanders is Jewish which will bolster her support among blacks.

Posted by: TheGAGLine at February 10, 2016 01:48 AM (MGwX7)

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Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 10, 2016 02:50 AM (zhLKc)

914
- Once again, answers that question about cutting and pasting from MS Word.



Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 10, 2016 02:51 AM (zhLKc)

915 I would not want to be one of Hillary's flying monkeys tonight...

Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 10, 2016 02:52 AM (zhLKc)

916 The comment section over there is so full of Stupid, it Berns.

Posted by: Walknot at February 10, 2016 12:44 PM (FnHBZ)

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