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New NH Thread: FoxNews Calls NH for Trump
Only 4% in, but they think they have enough to call him a winner.
They cannot call the other places. They have also called it for Sanders.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:02 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:03 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Sid Vicious at February 09, 2016 08:03 PM (GcnGK)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 09, 2016 08:03 PM (kf2iZ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:04 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:04 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:04 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (dciA+)
But if she *really* melts down, the Dems there might shift to Sanders because they like to back a winner.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (6FqZa)
Well I guess we'd rather throw a tantrum then worry about governance and the fate of our nation.
Posted by: Mike at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (I2Jm/)
Wouldn't that be the stizs
Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (1P5JK)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (/tuJf)
He needs to start taking payola like all the other candidates and he'll make out like a bandit.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (T78UI)
eesh.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (dciA+)
$$$$$$$$$$
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (qCMvj)
Asking for a friend...
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (3myMJ)
i keep thinking this. why were trump and cruz the only anti-amnesty candidates, right?
People point out the defects in each -- fine, conceded.
But so why are only 2 candidates in such a large field pushing the policy that around half of the party embraces?
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (dciA+)
Also not bad for a guy with no real ground-game, who also hasn't been spending much money yet.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: logprof at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Trump at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (7wyDO)
Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Just wondering at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (JvilL)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: goon at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: New Hampshire voter at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (1P5JK)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (nIGPZ)
If a woman used to hide a man's gayness is a "beard", what is a man used to hide a woman's gayness called?
Asking for a friend...
Bush?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Phil at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (ixzQB)
The fate of the nation has been baked into the cake.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 09, 2016 08:08 PM (EDYaR)
I've seen the term "merkin".
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 09, 2016 08:08 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 08:08 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 08:08 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 08:08 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (/tuJf)
and has spent far less than his opponents...
Posted by: Don Quixote, formerly BB Wolf, formerly Romeo13... at February 09, 2016 08:08 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 08:08 PM (kdS6q)
What the hell are the numbers Drudge has up? Cruz, Kasich, Trump 24% all three, and Bernie 61% Clinton 32%.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (dvuhZ)
Refresh....it's changed.
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2016 08:08 PM (v0/PR)
Oh and the democrats aren't even hiding it anymore. They are full on socialists. Open and Proud!
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at February 09, 2016 08:09 PM (COpZ4)
It's old. Fox had it an hour ago.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 09, 2016 08:09 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun! at February 09, 2016 08:09 PM (pVkEV)
Kasich is irrelevant.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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Almost as irrelevant as New Hampshire.
Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 08:09 PM (OUpHg)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 08:09 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 09, 2016 08:09 PM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 08:09 PM (6FqZa)
With so many candidates, that's a big margin.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 08:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 08:10 PM (/tuJf)
eesh.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (dciA+)
Saw that earlier.
*shakes head*
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 09, 2016 08:10 PM (zYV5P)
If a woman used to hide a man's gayness is a "beard", what is a man used to hide a woman's gayness called?
Asking for a friend...
Bush?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (uURQL)
--Bill.
Posted by: logprof at February 09, 2016 08:10 PM (vsbNu)
If a woman used to hide a man's gayness is a "beard", what is a man used to hide a woman's gayness called?
Alexandra Wentworth....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 08:10 PM (kdS6q)
Carl Cameron just reported that Trump didn't even spend a lot of TIME in New Hampshire.
The Don's win is absolutely YUUUUUGE!
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 08:10 PM (zhLKc)
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (dciA+)
You are joking, of course.
Posted by: Yuge Donors Need Cheap Labor at February 09, 2016 08:10 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 08:11 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 08:11 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:11 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun! at February 09, 2016 08:11 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (1P5JK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (/33sy)
Asking for a friend...
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (3myMJ)
---
A merkin.
Posted by: All Hail Satan at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (45oDG)
New Hamster is like a 9 mo. pregnancy, when the water breaks. Everyone gets excited, but nobody really gives a dam about the freakin' water breaking.
Eventually the good stuff comes out later. The water is just the mucky mess that has to pass first.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (TOk1P)
The Don's win is absolutely YUUUUUGE!
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 08:10 PM (zhLKc)
he was here constantly. Doing multiple YUGE events a day.
Christie and others were... here... but at like Bubbas Diner and Bait shop in the north country drinking coffee with old people.
Trump had a huge presence.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (AkOaV)
How long before Hitlery starts to find bushel baskets of "lost" ballots in the trunks of her supporters' cars?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: jmel at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (TU0yw)
Tonight, hope - genuine hope - that America's ship can be righted is official.
Thank God for Donald Trump.
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (zhLKc)
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (dciA+)
You are joking, of course.
...
yes, asking rhetorically.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (dciA+)
He chose .. poorly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (rwI+c)
Kasich is irrelevant.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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Almost as irrelevant as New Hampshire.
Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 08:09 PM (OUpHg)
But Iowa, a self selecting POLL of 15% of Republicans, which gives NO delegates...
is relevant?
Posted by: Don Quixote, formerly BB Wolf, formerly Romeo13... at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (fbovC)
You must understand -- at 5th place, he has exceeded expectations for the 21st century ... 21st century ... 21st century.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 08:13 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Don Quixote, formerly BB Wolf, formerly Romeo13... at February 09, 2016 08:13 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 08:13 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 09, 2016 08:13 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: schizoid at February 09, 2016 08:13 PM (A3SB3)
Asking for a friend... "
According to lesbianlife.com, a beard is the term for someone who is used to hide the closeted sexuality for either a lesbian or a gay man.
No. I did not click on it. Just read the blurb on the search results.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 09, 2016 08:13 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:13 PM (3myMJ)
DJT
Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 09, 2016 08:13 PM (PvCxa)
I'm Havin a good time
I'm havin a ball
Don't stop me nowwwww
I predict they all stay in so they can accumulate proportional delegates to 'give' Yeb! at contested convention fight
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:13 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 09, 2016 08:13 PM (JwLCI)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:14 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 08:14 PM (dciA+)
Disappointed in Cruz's numbers in NH. Maybe the "we wuz haxx0rd" complaints on Twitter from Trump's and Carson's supporters spread around.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 08:14 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:14 PM (qxNrP)
hah, that would be cool, but i doubt it.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 08:15 PM (dciA+)
When does Megyn Kelly come out of the closet?
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:13 PM (3myMJ)
***
I got that door locked, but good.
She comes out only for "playtime."
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 08:15 PM (/33sy)
Asking for a friend...
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (3myMJ)
A real man doesn't care. He just wants to be invited.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 08:15 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Xerxes at February 09, 2016 08:15 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:15 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2016 08:15 PM (A8EVj)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 08:15 PM (2x3L+)
Today to give himself some "social credibility" he sarcastically says
he loves science in a very sexual way!!!
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hah, that would be cool, but i doubt it.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 08:15 PM (dciA+)
But that's what a Master Persuader would want you to think.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 08:15 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: fingers crossed at February 09, 2016 08:16 PM (GPdWi)
In other news, apparently 9 people in New Hampshire actually knew Gilmore was running for President.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 09, 2016 08:16 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 08:16 PM (dvuhZ)
I hope she will be indicted!
Posted by: rd at February 09, 2016 08:16 PM (v0YLX)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 09, 2016 08:16 PM (xl9rT)
Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 08:16 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 08:09 PM (dvuhZ)
Yeah, I gotta buy them in bulk since my fucking cats keep running off with them. Maybe I'll use Ace's Amazon link for my next order.
Posted by: Harry S. Plinkett at February 09, 2016 08:16 PM (jV8Mq)
Well I guess we'd rather throw a tantrum then worry about governance and the fate of our nation.
Posted by: Mike at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (I2Jm/)
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Ladies and gentlemen, Peter Jennings. Or Tom Brokaw. Whichever.
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2016 08:16 PM (JwLCI)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:13 PM (3myMJ)
Now I know what I want for Xmas next year.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 09, 2016 08:17 PM (PvCxa)
That's okay; if we tip well it might accidentally get posted here anyway
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 08:17 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 09, 2016 08:16 PM (xl9rT)
***
Good....good....
Let the purge begin
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 08:17 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 09, 2016 08:18 PM (B8JRQ)
Trump 36%
Katsick 17%
The Rube 13%
Yeb! 11%
TheDonald could win the general pulling those Indies
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:18 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 08:18 PM (q177U)
Posted by: willow at February 09, 2016 08:18 PM (9XzdI)
is relevant?
Posted by: Don Quixote
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Point me to where exactly I ever said that. Ever.
Go ahead - I'll wait...
Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 08:18 PM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:18 PM (rwI+c)
Thanks! *you little vixen*
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:18 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 08:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2016 08:19 PM (HWcaz)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 08:19 PM (MNgU2)
he gots no place else to go!!
He's a place-holder for whom?
Posted by: Amos Alonzo Stagg at February 09, 2016 08:19 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: WVinMN at February 09, 2016 08:20 PM (5szSS)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 08:20 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 08:20 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2016 08:19 PM (HWcaz)
Uh.... Bernie Sanders... self proclaimed Socialist.... is middle of the Road?
Posted by: Don Quixote, formerly BB Wolf, formerly Romeo13... at February 09, 2016 08:20 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: willow at February 09, 2016 08:20 PM (9XzdI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:20 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 08:20 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:20 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2016 08:21 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:21 PM (qCMvj)
Frank Luntz
Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 08:21 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Daisy at February 09, 2016 08:21 PM (vaFpc)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 09, 2016 08:21 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: WVinMN at February 09, 2016 08:20 PM (5szSS)
***
I agree, this important.
Given the choice between a huckster and a commie, I'll take the huckster every time - they have a fine and honorable place in the traditions of this great nation.
Reds do not.
As an aside - an 'eer, eh? Grew up outside Ravenswood, myself.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 08:21 PM (/33sy)
No, no, the doll.
Now wash your hands.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 09, 2016 08:22 PM (fbovC)
he has energized the voters to participate in the Primaries,
unlike any Republican candidate since Reagan.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 09, 2016 08:22 PM (QYfzF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2016 08:22 PM (wCF3s)
Posted by: MARCOBOT 3000 at February 09, 2016 08:22 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2016 08:22 PM (JwLCI)
Friend's bumpersticker:
"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians."
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:22 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Don Quixote
Depends on the road.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 08:22 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 08:20 PM (dvuhZ)
***
Bunk.
BRB
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 08:22 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:22 PM (qCMvj)
Reds do not.
As an aside - an 'eer, eh? Grew up outside Ravenswood, myself.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 08:21 PM (/33sy)
Trump is the Great and Powerful... Oz? /smile
Posted by: Don Quixote, formerly BB Wolf, formerly Romeo13... at February 09, 2016 08:23 PM (f7rv6)
Megyn would make a good lezdom. Imagine her working over all the young
FOX budding babe talent. She'll see what they're made of.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
Oh... I just got the greatest visual..... scissoring.... like never before!
Posted by: H. Abedin... seriously! at February 09, 2016 08:23 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (45oDG)
You gotta know she's some kinda pissed off right about now...Heh Heh Heh
Posted by: antisocialist at February 09, 2016 08:23 PM (cDs+4)
I can. Yes! Go Trump!
Trump probably would have won Iowa too had Cruz and Rubio not cheated.
Well what do you expect two ineligible candidates do...cheat. It's in their DNA.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at February 09, 2016 08:23 PM (8FyYJ)
Posted by: Amos Alonzo Stagg at February 09, 2016 08:23 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 08:23 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2016 08:23 PM (HWcaz)
He splits the difference between Lenin and Trotsky.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:23 PM (rwI+c)
Fox exit poll
Best to handle economy
Trump 39%
Katsick 18%
Yeb! 11%
Cruz 11%
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:23 PM (qxNrP)
NH GOES RACIST SEXIST XENOPHOBIC
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2016 08:22 PM (wCF3s)
because they're talking about Bernie, right
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:24 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 09, 2016 08:24 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:24 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Two if by sea at February 09, 2016 08:24 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 09, 2016 08:25 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Amos Alonzo Stagg at February 09, 2016 08:25 PM (8CdUx)
NH GOES RACIST SEXIST XENOPHOBIC
Posted by: weft cut-loop
So, did they run out of adjectives?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 08:25 PM (FkBIv)
Fox exit poll
Voters worried about terrorist attack
Trump 33%
Katsick 14%
Cruz 13%
The Rube 13%
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:25 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:25 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2016 08:25 PM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Burn It Down at February 09, 2016 08:25 PM (qHgBB)
Posted by: ALH at February 09, 2016 08:26 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: mnw (rare and flounced) at February 09, 2016 08:26 PM (1pMFa)
If you aren't cheating, you aren't trying.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 08:26 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:26 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 08:26 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, stating the obvious at February 09, 2016 08:26 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 09, 2016 08:26 PM (1RNgT)
Fox exit poll
GOPe reap this baby:
Voters who want The Outsider
Trump 57fxcking %
Cruz 12%
Fiorina 9%
Katsick 6%
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:27 PM (qxNrP)
Their last effort worked so well. One more just like it oughta cinch the deal. Come on NRO, you have the talent. Smack Trump around some more.
Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 08:27 PM (1P5JK)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 09, 2016 08:27 PM (7lqMl)
*************
He actually has a slightly more right leaning voting record than Obama. Just imagine, if he wins, the country will be shifting right!
Posted by: Burn It Down at February 09, 2016 08:27 PM (qHgBB)
Posted by: willow at February 09, 2016 08:27 PM (9XzdI)
Posted by: Burn It Down at February 09, 2016 08:25 PM (qHgBB)
No. I want them rhetorically dead and gone so that the field is winnowed down to more conservatives and outsiders. The enemy is first and foremost the Establishment.
After that, we can let the chips fall where they may vis a vis the survivors, so long as they are NOT Establishment.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2016 08:27 PM (zLP1L)
Posted by: mnw (rare and flounced) at February 09, 2016 08:26 PM (1pMFa)
***
Settle down, Francis.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 08:28 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: mnw
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You say as though a populist loudmouth might be a bad choice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, stating the obvious at February 09, 2016 08:28 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:28 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 08:28 PM (6FqZa)
Nope. Smashing win tonight. The Trump Train has left the losers at the station. Especially the cheaters. Ha!
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at February 09, 2016 08:28 PM (8FyYJ)
Because the billionaire donors who own both parties hath decreed it thus.
Posted by: Phinn at February 09, 2016 08:28 PM (0pG7a)
Posted by: Valiant at February 09, 2016 08:28 PM (2bqlb)
Posted by: is ace Dilbert? at February 09, 2016 08:28 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2016 08:28 PM (A8EVj)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 09, 2016 08:26 PM (1RNgT)
Please go read what Trump actually said about his plan for Health insurance..
Posted by: Don Quixote, formerly BB Wolf, formerly Romeo13... at February 09, 2016 08:28 PM (f7rv6)
He can't do that anywhere else as the calendar rolls
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:29 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 08:29 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 09, 2016 08:29 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, stating the obvious at February 09, 2016 08:29 PM (RrDm2)
Clapper doesn't have a good track record.
Besides, my leader has assured me that there's no way a JV team could carry out an attack on the homeland!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 08:29 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:29 PM (qxNrP)
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Hillary is old enough to remember that famous LBJ line when he was ready to sign the Civil Rights Act:
"I'll have those n*****s voting for us for 200 years."
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:29 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 08:29 PM (q177U)
lots of blogs are not shy about talking smack on Trump.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 08:30 PM (5Gpe2)
And if you don't like that one, he has other plans too!
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 09, 2016 08:30 PM (1RNgT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
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Say, are you two brothers?
Posted by: The Bartender at February 09, 2016 08:30 PM (RrDm2)
Lazy meme robots. Hail.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 09, 2016 08:30 PM (7lqMl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 08:29 PM (FkBIv)
Two Corinthians look at them funny.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 08:30 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: mnw
yep - all those tips on how to survive a depression /war from grandparents (offered repeatedly) , gonna pay off big
Posted by: Daisy at February 09, 2016 08:30 PM (vaFpc)
It's going to be another massive win for Trump in SC and another wipe out for the cheaters.
Just like NH Trump has been dominating SC for seven months with double digit leads.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at February 09, 2016 08:30 PM (8FyYJ)
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (dciA+)
you're so smart
Posted by: concrete girl at February 09, 2016 08:30 PM (0KgAM)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2016 08:31 PM (zLP1L)
Katsick 21%
Trump 20%
The Rube 14%
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:29 PM (qxNrP)
ugh
Posted by: willow at February 09, 2016 08:31 PM (9XzdI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 08:29 PM (FkBIv)
Two Corinthians look at them funny.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 08:30 PM (uURQL)
***
Okay, that's funny, right there.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 08:31 PM (/33sy)
so, we have had to hold our noses every election period and do what the gope want, now it may be their turn...
wouldn't that be something
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:31 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 08:31 PM (6FqZa)
She walks in and there's Megyn, wearing some leather the details of which I won't get into, with an evil, hungry smile....
Oh, in case anyone is getting concerned, I don't think this stuff up, you must understand. A friend does. I'm trying to help him of course.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 08:31 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Question Mark ( and the mysterians ) at February 09, 2016 08:31 PM (8CdUx)
Other has 312"
On the other side of the aisle, Vermin Supreme has 39.
Posted by: That's Horus not Whore Us at February 09, 2016 08:32 PM (eT0Ip)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 08:32 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: HUFFPO at February 09, 2016 08:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 09, 2016 08:32 PM (WVsWD)
don't want to look
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Pretty much, yeah. I think they are slowly realizing no one much cares what they think anymore.
Posted by: Stay out da Bushes at February 09, 2016 08:32 PM (rZJS9)
I can see a Trump Haley ticket.
Throws a big juicy bone to the Establishment.
And BONUS, both Haley would actually be eligible under the Constitution to assume the office of the presidency. Unlike either Rubio or - most unfortunately - Cruz. (And I speak as a former Cruz supporter.)
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 08:32 PM (zhLKc)
Posted by: eman at February 09, 2016 08:32 PM (mR7Es)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 08:33 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Daisy
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"Gold", the grandmother said, "because you can take it with you when you flee."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 08:33 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 08:33 PM (oVJmc)
It's hard to accept, but I know there will be some upsides. Political correctness will be set back 50 years, thank god
Got to find those silver linings...
Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 08:33 PM (q177U)
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Let's not buy each other Chick-Fil-A meals just yet.
Posted by: Born Again Winston Wolf at February 09, 2016 08:33 PM (qHgBB)
He can't do that anywhere else as the calendar rolls
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:29 PM (qxNrP)
This.
Katsick has nowhere else to go; he's shot his wad, so to speak, in New Hamster, and I don't really see him playing all that well in the Deep South.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 09, 2016 08:33 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 08:34 PM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 09, 2016 08:34 PM (bEaMo)
Posted by: Daisy
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"Gold", the grandmother said, "because you can take it with you when you flee."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 08:33 PM (RrDm2)
***
Unsound. The Reds know that trick - the Bolshies and Mao's boys, to say nothing of their lesser imitators, snuffed anyone found with it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 08:34 PM (/33sy)
Looks like we will be building that wall after all.
Posted by: Trump
Did I say wall? I meant hall. We're going to build a yuuuge hall so I can send Mexicans to Mexico and bring them back easily. It'll be the classiest hall ever.
Posted by: Trump at February 09, 2016 08:34 PM (/ciMI)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 08:35 PM (uURQL)
If you want a Trump, especially, or a Cruz win, you want the establishment candidates to all stay in for a long time, so that they'll continue to split that vote.
Posted by: Just A Guy at February 09, 2016 08:35 PM (CGzAz)
Posted by: Jason M at February 09, 2016 08:35 PM (+urQ2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 08:35 PM (e8uKL)
Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 08:35 PM (e7T6D)
Other has 312"
On the other side of the aisle, Vermin Supreme has 39.
Posted by: That's Horus not Whore Us at February 09, 2016 08:32 PM (eT0Ip)
Cruz/Other 2016!
Bern/Vermin Supreme 2016!
Posted by: Timon at February 09, 2016 08:36 PM (KSonr)
Hong Kong's respected feng shui masters expect an incendiary mix as the monkey combines with the fire element, but also say the year ahead will be a boom time for clever innovation and women will be in the ascendant.
From Yahoo:
"The monkey is seen as belonging to the hard metal element, while fire represents the sun, says Hong Kong-based celebrity feng shui master Alion Yeo.
"When the two things combine, it creates an extremely high temperature. We have to be prepared for a lot of disputes, sickness," he told AFP.
"One can even associate fire and metal with missiles, bullets or rockets," he said."
Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 08:36 PM (q177U)
it seems maybe Trump learned to downplay expectations after Iowa ... said he might not win NH, didn't want to jinx it
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 08:36 PM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 08:36 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 09, 2016 08:36 PM (0LHZx)
So Donald skipping the Megyn Kelly attack was good then right
HAAAAA
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:36 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 09, 2016 08:36 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, stating the obvious at February 09, 2016 08:36 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2016 08:36 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:36 PM (qCMvj)
Ahem.....
Posted by: Nayor Michael "I have more money than Trump and I " Bloomberg at February 09, 2016 08:36 PM (bEaMo)
None of towns are where they are supposed to be. It's like someone turned the whole state sideways and then jumbled the towns around.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:36 PM (AkOaV)
Snobs like myself need to get a psychic grip on the idea of a Trump presidency.
It's hard to accept, but I know there will be some upsides. Political correctness will be set back 50 years, thank god
Posted by: Max Power
Yup. I hate that PC b.s. Except for when I wield it like a cudgel against people who dare question me, like Jonah Goldberg said I tweeted like a teenage girl--how sexist of that fat bastard, right?
Posted by: Trump at February 09, 2016 08:37 PM (/ciMI)
After all this, are you still fucking that chicken that Cruz is ineligible?
Sheesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2016 08:37 PM (zLP1L)
Geez, after Kennedy, Johnson, Obama and Clinton, Trump is all class, all the time.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at February 09, 2016 08:37 PM (8FyYJ)
Trump was last. Also last in ad buys.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:37 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: willow at February 09, 2016 08:37 PM (9XzdI)
Posted by: Marco Rubio, Republican Boywonder at February 09, 2016 08:37 PM (OfZTT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 08:37 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:37 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Steve at February 09, 2016 08:37 PM (qkRPB)
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:37 PM (qxNrP)
A merkin.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 09, 2016 08:37 PM (N+8NE)
on to SC...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:37 PM (qCMvj)
hopefully the dd owns a map of SC.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:38 PM (AkOaV)
Ahem....
Posted by: Mayor Michael "I have more money than Trump and I'm actually willing to spend it" Bloomberg at February 09, 2016 08:38 PM (bEaMo)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 09, 2016 08:38 PM (A4vB/)
Posted by: WVinMN at February 09, 2016 08:38 PM (5szSS)
Posted by: willow at February 09, 2016 08:38 PM (9XzdI)
Reactionary Monster @ #230,
I like a Nikki Haley as a potential pick for Donald Trump NOT because I am especially impressed with Haley.
Simply because she would placate the Establishment and unite the party for the general.
Truth be told, as much as I can't stand Rubio for his betrayals, I'd prefer him over Haley. But under the Constitution Rubio is not eligible for the office of presidency.
For me, the Constitution must come before even conservative ideology.
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 08:38 PM (zhLKc)
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Well, there's another one born every minute.
Posted by: P.T. Barnum at February 09, 2016 08:38 PM (RrDm2)
#GOPEMath
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2016 08:38 PM (JwLCI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2016 08:38 PM (zLP1L)
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:37 PM (qxNrP)
***
Well played.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I'm waiting for her "build the damn camps ad" as she tries to outStalin Bernie.
Posted by: x at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (nFwvY)
Okay, I've seen a couple of Horde references to 'Year of the fire/burning monkey'. I know it's the Year of the Monkey, but where does the burning part come from?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (GDulk)
does whoever made the dd map own... a map? None of towns are where they are supposed to be. It's like someone turned the whole state sideways and then jumbled the towns around.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
In CAC''s defense, cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (kdS6q)
hopefully the dd owns a map of SC.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:38 PM (AkOaV)
heh
I predict Trump and Cruz in the top two slots there
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: x at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (nFwvY)
I'm sure she has an excellent 5 year economic plan though!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (AkOaV)
You work with what you've got. Other than Cruz, there aren't any conservatives in this race.
Posted by: That's Horus not Whore Us at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (eT0Ip)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (e8uKL)
Posted by: WVinMN at February 09, 2016 08:38 PM (5szSS)
***
So, which kind of engineer are you?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: ginaswo at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 09, 2016 08:40 PM (A4vB/)
Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 08:29 PM (q177U)
Ain't no way in HE11 the DNC and Debbie Wasserman Snowbird are going to let Bernie Sanders be the nominee. They'll draft somebody at the last minute, dig up some really really old dirt on The Bern, and he'll just...go away.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 09, 2016 08:40 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 09, 2016 08:40 PM (KCxzN)
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That fucking traitorous establishment cheerleader shitweasel can go fuck a cactus.
But first, she will blow me.
Posted by: Burn It Down at February 09, 2016 08:40 PM (qHgBB)
Wouldn't it be loverly...
Lots of scandals to repeat
Lots of secrets to be leaked
Wouldn't it be loverly...
Sit them there in the interview chair
With their soul to bare
Wouldn't it be loverly...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 09, 2016 08:40 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (kdS6q)
well, youd think he'd take some time off from yelling at drunk truckers in truck stops (or whatever it is he does) to look at a map.
but oh well.
Doing NH the way he did it, is, well, total moron style.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:40 PM (AkOaV)
Good grief, New England is the first target for SMOD.
Dumbassess.
But, Trump and 'the Bern-ing times'
All good.
Fuck you to hell in that handbasket. That is an handbasket is it not?
Pfft.
Posted by: micky at February 09, 2016 08:41 PM (LBYzV)
Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 08:41 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:36 PM (AkOaV)
Look, at least the legos are in the shape of a hand giving the bird, seen from the side.
Close enough.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 08:41 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 09, 2016 08:41 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 08:41 PM (q177U)
Because he is. Sorry truth hurts. Why are you trying to destroy the Constitution?
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at February 09, 2016 08:41 PM (8FyYJ)
It's hard to accept, but I know there will be some upsides. Political correctness will be set back 50 years, thank god
Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 08:33 PM (q177U)/i]
That alone would be worth it.
Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2016 08:41 PM (sdi6R)
Too many Massholes now I'm afraid too.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (e8uKL)
Yeah, they're like locusts.
They've just taken over the state. (speaking as someone who moved to NH a year ago heh)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:41 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2016 08:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (GDulk)
From the Puppybabymonkey commercial of course...
Posted by: Timon at February 09, 2016 08:41 PM (KSonr)
All the polls I've seen have him under 3%. Granted, those are a couple of weeks old but I don't think things are going to change for him that much. For reference, in my small corner of SC I've seen a grand total of one Kasich bumper sticker despite the large number of refugees from Ohio living here.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 09, 2016 08:41 PM (UkUtC)
Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (Xlh4y)
Bernie won't get away with this! says the Clinton machine.
There was no wiggle room for "Missing" votes this time, however.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (qCMvj)
Okay, I've seen a couple of Horde references to 'Year of the fire/burning monkey'. I know it's the Year of the Monkey, but where does the burning part come from?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (GDulk)
***
You've got the Chinese zodiac - for the animals - and then you've got the cycles of the Five Elements:
Water, Metal, Fire, Earth, Wood....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Zardoz at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (FkBIv)
Sefton @ #248,
If you're willing to vote against the Constitution when it comes to the clearly stated requirements for eligibility for the office of the president, then you are the one who keeps "fucking that chicken".
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (zhLKc)
Posted by: Joanne at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (hgBpU)
I am impressed with how many votes he got per visit but I don't buy the ad thing at all. Trump gets the vast majority of free advertising via the msm. He calls Cruz a pussy and it's major news for the next 24 hour news cycle.
I don't know how long he can keep this up, maybe all the way, but it's not like he's winning by telepathic powers. Every other friggin news story is Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (A8EVj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (rwI+c)
*****************
I'm hoping for this, effective actual cannibalism in the communist party that will completely deflate the youth turds feeeellling the BERN from doing anything other than staying home on election day, smoking weed and jacking off to zebra pr0n.
Posted by: Burn It Down at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (qHgBB)
It's really more of a "man purse." It's very European.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (e8uKL)
Posted by: My candidate won at February 09, 2016 08:43 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: bill-o at February 09, 2016 08:43 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 09, 2016 08:41 PM (0LHZx)
the thought here seems to be that "take our guns? come on! no one would ever do that. Shit, everyone owns guns."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:43 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:43 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (Xlh4y)
yeah, but spanked by Yeb! and Kasich?
meh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:43 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 08:43 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2016 08:43 PM (Eq8if)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 09, 2016 08:44 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: Burn It Down at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (qHgBB)
agree. whatever they do from this point on will be questioned
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:44 PM (qCMvj)
That one made me snicker.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 08:44 PM (e8uKL)
Actually, the New Hampshire Primates would be a good name for a sports team.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2016 08:44 PM (NA5LM)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (e8uKL)
It's a European shoulder bag you caveman!
Posted by: Timon at February 09, 2016 08:44 PM (KSonr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (rwI+c)
just maybe ..
Posted by: willow at February 09, 2016 08:45 PM (9XzdI)
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 08:45 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 09, 2016 08:45 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: None of the above at February 09, 2016 08:45 PM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2016 08:45 PM (Eq8if)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (/tuJf)
Agreed.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:45 PM (3myMJ)
Must be a glitch in the matrix.
Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 08:45 PM (1P5JK)
Posted by: Infidel
Hillary's actually a really good friend, terrific friend.
Posted by: Trump at February 09, 2016 08:45 PM (/ciMI)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:45 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 08:46 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:46 PM (rwI+c)
Cigar in one hand, Jameson in the other, list of hookers on call/standby for the Trump! celebration.
Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!
Trump! Trump! Trump!.....
"Oceania, tis for thee, sweet land of the EBT, for thee I sing."
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 09, 2016 08:46 PM (ej1L0)
Must be a glitch in the matrix.
Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 08:45 PM (1P5JK)
errr... there are vote totals.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:46 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Infidel
Hillary's actually a really good friend, terrific friend.
Posted by: Trump at February 09, 2016 08:45 PM (/ciMI)
scary thought
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:46 PM (qCMvj)
Preach it. It has massive implications and that some are so cavalier about it is just deplorable.
Remarkable how many will sell the Constitution out for a two bit Canadian Harvard lawyer.
It appears to be beyond their comprehension the magnitude of allowing non-natural born citizens to be president.
Geez, we just had 8 years of a usurper who hates America, you'd think they'd get a clue.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at February 09, 2016 08:46 PM (8FyYJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 09, 2016 08:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Levi at February 09, 2016 08:46 PM (lCWBk)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 08:46 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Rudy at February 09, 2016 08:46 PM (brIR5)
I moved to TX, always had TX, northern Yankee beliefs.
Not going to watch fucks from elsewhere do to TX what has been done to CO. Stay where you are, dumbasses.
We'll let you know how you can apply.
Posted by: micky at February 09, 2016 08:46 PM (LBYzV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2016 08:43 PM (Eq8if)
Trump/O'Donnell 2016!
*ducks*
Posted by: Timon at February 09, 2016 08:46 PM (KSonr)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 09, 2016 08:39 PM (GDulk)
The Chinese astrology cycle has elements and animals. You know the 12 animals, there's also the 5 elements. Fire, Earth, Water, Metal, Wood. Combines into a 60 year cycle.
This is the Fire Monkey year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_astrology
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 08:46 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 08:47 PM (e8uKL)
321 What's my count?
Posted by: None of the above at February 09, 2016 08:45 PM (Nkdwp)
Higher than Jim Gilmore.
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2016 08:47 PM (JwLCI)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:47 PM (qCMvj)
Even the great Ronald Reagan had to pick George HW Bush to placate the Establishment and unite the party.
If Trump goes on to win the nomination - and that is still a big IF - then yes, he will have to pick some squish moderate who is acceptable to the Establishment.
It can't be a fantasy pick that will only further divide the party.
It's a simple political reality folks.
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 08:47 PM (zhLKc)
Posted by: Adriane the Old Quaker Sayings Critic ... at February 09, 2016 08:47 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 08:47 PM (oVJmc)
Ever since Megyn made out with Michael Moore, she's been hard to watch.
Then the love fest with smooth talkin' Rubio ... never noticing what a talking point robot he is. ... But she's all glamor girl now, hitting the talk shows. Guess she needed to show the networks she could be nice to crazy libs like Moore, and hate on the Donald.
But alas she is still the FOX star ...
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 08:47 PM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2016 08:47 PM (xehGe)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:48 PM (rwI+c)
Huffington Post goes weirdly nuclear on Donald Trump after New Hampshire primary win. On Tuesday, the publication turned the critique up a notch, declaring on its homepage that "NH GOES RACIST SEXIST XENOPHOBIC."
In screaming red 72 pt Helvetica, no less.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 08:48 PM (kdS6q)
Okay, I can understand that. I don't remember people making a big deal out of the elements before though.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 09, 2016 08:48 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 08:48 PM (5Gpe2)
Women born in the year of the Fire Horse are considered un-marriable ...
Posted by: Adriane the Old Quaker Sayings Critic ... at February 09, 2016 08:48 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Morloch at February 09, 2016 08:49 PM (I2Jm/)
Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 08:49 PM (q177U)
Huffington Post goes weirdly nuclear on Donald Trump after New
Hampshire primary win. On Tuesday, the publication turned the critique
up a notch, declaring on its homepage that "NH GOES RACIST SEXIST
XENOPHOBIC."
But enough about the Democrats.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 08:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 08:50 PM (oVJmc)
Sacrifices have to be made
Yeah, I read something like that yesterday...
Posted by: db at February 09, 2016 08:50 PM (NTJfg)
Trump won. So did the Broncos.
I'll ignore the Kasich results for now.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 08:50 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 08:50 PM (Uk9e2)
So they can be helped.
Also, so they get no more mail.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2016 08:50 PM (EZebt)
With Iowa & NH under our belt, Megyn says " Donald Trump will be the nominee."
Time to watch the last hour of WW Z & wait for the ONT.
Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 08:50 PM (OUpHg)
As it should.
Anyone with a brain in their head knows it for what it is.
Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 08:51 PM (qUNWi)
This is the worst possible outcome for the Republican establishment.
Donald Trump 33.9%
John Kasich 16.2%
Ted Cruz 12.0%
Jeb Bush 11.7%
Marco Rubio 10.5%
Chris Christie 7.7%
Carly Fiorina 4.4%
Ben Carson 2.4%
17.5% Precincts Reporting
Posted by: T at February 09, 2016 08:51 PM (NctcF)
Posted by: Hop on Board at February 09, 2016 08:51 PM (SOVQ8)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 09, 2016 08:51 PM (bEaMo)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:51 PM (3myMJ)
*******************
Recent headlines:
Racist Trump wins Super Bowl by making Cam Newton cry
Trump causes stock market to enter bear market by talking up tax increases on hedge funders
Trump is revealed as Kylo Ren's master in The Force Awakens
Posted by: Burn It Down at February 09, 2016 08:51 PM (qHgBB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:51 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Burn It Down at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (qHgBB)
I am hoping that all the yutes pulling for Bernz will get fed up with the Dims when he wins the nomination and they give it to Biden. The Dim machine thought they could slide Ma Clinton past the nomination machinery and finally get her paid off, but, now that it's looking like her crimes and unlikeabilty quotient are too much, they are facing a crisis with the Bernz, so Dims being Dims, they will do something sh!tty and underhanded and hopefully make several hundred thousand young voters volcanically angry with them. They can't afford to lose those young voters in the long because their coalition is old and creaky and worn completely through in a lot of spots, but, I bet they toss Bernie aside anyway and hope that youngsters won't leave them because have been brainwashed well enough to believe that Pubbies are evil incarnate.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 09, 2016 08:51 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 09, 2016 08:52 PM (iQIUe)
Pinging out to Pestilence and Misfortune @ #332.
And I'm not _AIMING_ to rag on anyone. I would much prefer them to simply see the light.
I truly wish that Cruz were eligible under the Constitution.
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 08:52 PM (zhLKc)
This is the worst possible outcome for the Republican establishment.
Donald Trump 33.9%
John Kasich 16.2%
Ted Cruz 12.0%
Only because Kasich isn't Republican establishment, he's Democrat establishment.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 08:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:52 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 08:52 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: db at February 09, 2016 08:52 PM (NTJfg)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 08:52 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Hop on Board at February 09, 2016 08:52 PM (SOVQ8)
Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 08:52 PM (1P5JK)
Great time to gloat!
Been a great week so far. Time for a drink to celebrate a natural born citizen winning.
I'm outta here.
Go Trump!
Go Constitution!
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at February 09, 2016 08:53 PM (8FyYJ)
Posted by: Grump928
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Good guys don't always finish last.
We have Jim Gilmore for that.
Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 08:54 PM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 08:54 PM (oVJmc)
Jeb is low T and would be terrible in debates.
Rubio is a parrot and, while having admirable message "discipline", would be attacked for the 25 sec speeches.
I am a Cruz fan, but I think Christie would be a strong choice for any eventual nominee.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2016 08:55 PM (iHjB5)
Me:
This is the worst possible outcome for the Democrats.
Donald Trump 33.9%
John Kasich 16.2%
Ted Cruz 12.0%
Jeb Bush 11.7%
Marco Rubio 10.5%
Chris Christie 7.7%
Carly Fiorina 4.4%
Ben Carson 2.4%
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 09, 2016 08:55 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 09, 2016 08:41 PM (0LHZx)
the thought here seems to be that "take our guns? come on! no one would ever do that. Shit, everyone owns guns."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:43 PM (AkOaV)
__
Bernie was OK on guns as a congressman and senator....until he decided to run for prezzie. Then he went full gun ban crazy. So either that 68% doesn't know this or they're so enamored with the idea of socialism, they'll gladly give up their guns. After all once the socialist utopia arrives, there will be no crime and hence no need to bother with guns.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 09, 2016 08:55 PM (0LHZx)
They all seemed to be big Bernie supporters.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:55 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 09, 2016 08:51 PM (bEaMo)
Definitely Rubio. He's the most strident and bombastic candidate after Christie.
Posted by: rfichoke at February 09, 2016 08:55 PM (vLCft)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:56 PM (3myMJ)
____
Hey may be a good guy but he has no business running for president.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 09, 2016 08:56 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 09, 2016 08:55 PM (0LHZx)
I think they think he's pandering, to be honest.
VT is one of the most gun loving states in the union. Officially, 40 something % own guns. Unofficially? Probably higher.
NH and ME are in the same boat (minus the Massholes who have invaded our states). Guns are everywhere.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:56 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 09, 2016 08:56 PM (kXoT0)
Whacked out, incoherent Communist versus the Solid Gold Dumpster Fire for the reins of power.
This is gonna be great!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 08:56 PM (/33sy)
It's hard to accept, but I know there will be some upsides. Political correctness will be set back 50 years, thank god
Max Power
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Yo Max... and remember how yuge that is. It's currently the cultural hold the Marxists have on us. Would be a very big deal.
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2016 08:56 PM (JwLCI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:52 PM (rwI+c)
Shit, only 1.3 million people live in NH. Cmon now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:56 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: John Madden, Chief Campaign Correspondent at February 09, 2016 08:57 PM (r/fFS)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 09, 2016 08:57 PM (pUDQf)
Working on finishing up The Princess Who Caused Fear Vol II. So the Kindle version might be live by the Sunday Book Thread.
In the mean time - http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2016 08:57 PM (QbyMe)
Posted by: T at February 09, 2016 08:57 PM (NctcF)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 08:57 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Stay out da Bushes at February 09, 2016 08:58 PM (rZJS9)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 08:58 PM (oVJmc)
Peyton Manning doesn't suck so bad after all!!
Broncos victorious!!!!!!
Go Donald J Trump!!!!!!!!
Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 08:58 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 08:58 PM (1P5JK)
It will be telling who all of those that should drop support. Lots of arm twisting. Who would take a chance with Cruz or Trump?
probably no one
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:58 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:58 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 08:23 PM (6FqZa)
Man! It would be wonderful to get a video of the Hillaroid's epic meltdown. Screaming, cursing, throwing furniture, kicking Huma.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2016 08:58 PM (Z8fuk)
The D after Clinton's and Sanders names is for DEPENDS!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 09, 2016 08:59 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 08:59 PM (1P5JK)
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2016 08:56 PM (JwLCI)
No. It's just a means to an end. The grip they have on the education establishment (and media, business, government, and mainline churches) is still as strong as ever. This would be a very minor setback at best.
Posted by: rfichoke at February 09, 2016 08:59 PM (vLCft)
Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 08:58 PM (1P5JK)
you can register day of voting in NH.
And the lines to register for first time voters were CRAZY in my polling place.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:59 PM (AkOaV)
And what exactly does it say about us when an obviously brilliant man has no business running for president, eh?
Besides, it is weird how things fall out. Trump was considered to "Have no business running" at the end of last election cycle, Reagan did not go anywhere in his first primary, etc.
History has a way of making a lot of people look like morons.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2016 08:59 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: ryukyu at February 09, 2016 08:59 PM (FuBZa)
*shrugs*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 09:00 PM (21hN3)
Peyton Manning doesn't suck so bad after all!!
Broncos victorious!!!!!!
Go Donald J Trump!!!!!!!!
Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 08:58 PM (2x3L+)
I don't know. He only earned 3 Fantasy points in the game. And 2 of those were from the 2-point conversion which wound up being meaningless. But the Cam Newton only had 8 Fantasy Points. So it was a definite defensive game.
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 09:00 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 09, 2016 09:00 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:00 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:00 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:00 PM (voOPb)
has anyone ever seen ace and Scott Adams at the same time? Adams says he's working some decades long pranks.
Posted by: is ace Dilbert? at February 09, 2016 08:28 PM (nFwvY)
Intriguing thought. But I'm afraid it's not true. Adams is a balding middle-aged man, and based on his one appearance on FoxNews, ace looks suspiciously like an Israeli tank stuck in a mud bog.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 09:00 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 09:01 PM (3myMJ)
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We're going to be spectacularly politically incorrect. It's going to be yuuuuuge. and great, really just terrific.
Posted by: The Donald at February 09, 2016 09:01 PM (qHgBB)
Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 09:01 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Phone of kari at February 09, 2016 09:01 PM (3a6MD)
Apparently third place is as good as first, according to the media!
Posted by: Lea at February 09, 2016 09:01 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 09:01 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 08:58 PM (1P5JK)
you can register day of voting in NH.
And the lines to register for first time voters were CRAZY in my polling place.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:59 PM (AkOaV)
And how many Vermont license plates were in the parking lot?
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 09:02 PM (z/Ubi)
Trumps going to come out swinging on Cruz.
It's going to be shameful and cringe-inducing.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:00 PM (qCMvj)
***
I look at this as agodlen opportunity for the party and the nation as a whole to "settle all family business."
Sure, it'll be ugly, but it's necessary, and we've been putting it off too long.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 09:02 PM (/33sy)
I left something for you at the bottom of today's art thread.
Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 09:02 PM (OUpHg)
I do care, however, that a Republican wins. But katshit? Please spare me. I have been a good girl, sort of. I just am not giving blood, sweat and tears (yet).
Katshit gives me pause. Like a pause of four gin and tonics to vote (R) before projectile harfing in public.
This is what we are reduced to viewing: an old humpbacked socialist shooting basketball (credit where due: better than that pigeon-toed poofer who can't hit one shot out of ten). bah. pfft
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 09, 2016 09:02 PM (7lqMl)
Maybe Trump is Kyo Ren's master, too!
Posted by: Josephistan at February 09, 2016 09:02 PM (7qAYi)
That's the epicenter of the Free State Movement. I'd say they go Cruz.
My guess at least. Lots of Rand supporters down there.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:02 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 09:02 PM (/tuJf)
Gonna use this every day and take the credit too!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2016 09:02 PM (EZebt)
I've really got to run but...
I can't stress this enough. Cruz is a total slimeball and creep for evening running. So is Rubio.
No person who actually cares about the Constitution or America sets about for their very first act to destroy it and that's what his game is.
Anyone with the slightest tenuous citizenship tie to America is now able to run thanks to these assholes.
That's like saying you would have liked for the guy that raped your daughter to be good guy instead of a bad guy.
I'm adamant about this topic because it's been a long slog through all the lies and treason of the last 8 years.
I don't doubt for a second that most of these pundits and politicos don't know that they are pulling a scam.
The conservative media blacked out Sheriff Joe. That's how scummy they are.
Now off to celebrate.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at February 09, 2016 09:02 PM (8FyYJ)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 09, 2016 09:03 PM (kXoT0)
"Leprosy crawling all over me,
oopps there goes my eyeball,
into my high-ball."
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2016 09:03 PM (QbyMe)
Pick a side and stick to it.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 09:03 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 09:02 PM (z/Ubi)
None.
I don't live on the VT side of the state though.
VT and NH are kind of really different states. Look at where our population centers are. I don't buy the "homefield advantage" stuff with Bernie.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:03 PM (AkOaV)
Caleb Howe
#NewHampshire Primary Results
[pic]
https://twitter.com/CalebHowe/status/697231770329047040
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:03 PM (kdS6q)
The Rubio is being spanked like the bitch he is!
Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 09, 2016 08:42 PM (Xlh4y)
Back to the gay Chippendale dancers for you, Dondi...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 09, 2016 09:03 PM (QYfzF)
Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 09:04 PM (sj3Ax)
It's going to be shameful and cringe-inducing.
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Trump has this weird ability to fight dirty, but not in a sleazy way, as opposed to say, shaming voters with kindergarten grades of C+ unless they vote for Cruz.
Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 09:04 PM (qHgBB)
You really need to update your prescription of thorazine
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 09:04 PM (z/Ubi)
I expect a lefty vp pick from trump should he win nomination.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:04 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 09:04 PM (1P5JK)
Cruz is too much a turn off for all but far right Republicans and I'm not saying that as an insult.
Posted by: ryukyu at February 09, 2016 08:59 PM (FuBZa)
Although I'd still like to see Trump/Cruz, I'm inclined to agree. Cruz is obviously intelligent and knows the Constitution, but let's face it, that won't appeal to LIVs. And they practically outnumber us now.
/grumble grumble universal franchise grumble
Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2016 09:04 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: WVinMN at February 09, 2016 09:05 PM (5szSS)
Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 09:04 PM (sj3Ax)
:-/
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:05 PM (AkOaV)
Pick a side and stick to it.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 09:03 PM (MNgU2)
***
I'm a Let-it-Burn guy; others have other ideas and agendas.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 09:05 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 09, 2016 09:05 PM (QYfzF)
But that leaves Cruz tied with Bush for 3/4th. This is not good for him.
Next is South Caroilina. Where Trump is leading. Cruz is currently polling second there, and SC is full of evangelical voters, but they also love them some Bushes. Rubio is not even on the board in NH so that won't be good for him, I suspect that he will end up behind Bush in SC despite being ahead right now. Kasich is at 2 in SC. So then comes Super Tuesday.
I think people are going to have to get used to saying President Trump.
Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2016 09:05 PM (2Ocf1)
Women born in the year of the Fire Horse are considered un-marriable ...
Posted by: Adriane the Old Quaker Sayings Critic ... at February 09, 2016 08:48 PM (AoK0a)
I was dis-invited from a Chinese wedding because single Tiger females are bad luck and cause discord.
No hard feelings, 'kay?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 09, 2016 09:05 PM (jR7Wy)
In 76? He won 23 states with 45.9% of the primary vote, (thank you wiki) one of which was mine. He damn near unseated the imcombent president.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 09:05 PM (rwI+c)
Kevin Williamson's tears will be sweet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
They make his Urban Amish beard all soggy.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:05 PM (kdS6q)
I would think someone who can help Trump get done what needs to be done in DC in the first term, then bow out, so Trump can load second term with successor.
For the first pick, I'm thinking NONE of the others running right now. Insurgency. Knock shit over kitty. I'm still pondering.
Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 09:06 PM (e7T6D)
Eff Karl Rove!
Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 09:06 PM (sj3Ax)
Let it burn and that will fix it.
Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 09:04 PM (1P5JK)
I don't agree but that's actually a good response.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 09:06 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 09, 2016 09:06 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 09, 2016 09:06 PM (UkUtC)
Bitter much?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:24 PM (rwI+c)
More to the point, lying much? As if politics isn't ugly enough usually, Trump takes it to a whole new level of crazy, uncivil and ugly every chance he gets.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 09:06 PM (NPofj)
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And we're just the guys to do it!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 09:06 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 09:06 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 09:01 PM (3myMJ)
We're not as conservative as people think. There's a lot of corruption behind the scenes. We're mostly nice little old Baptist ladies who vote straight ticket Republican no matter what and have no clue what actually goes on in Columbia (much less Washington). Never mind that some of those "Republicans" vote for gun control or funnel millions of dollars to their own construction companies.
Posted by: rfichoke at February 09, 2016 09:06 PM (vLCft)
Bloomberg/Huntsman
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 09, 2016 09:06 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: WVinMN at February 09, 2016 09:05 PM (5szSS)
***
That was a bit of a joke, but when you said "Morgantown," I knew the odds were you weren't a professor of French literature.
We do crank out so damned fine scientists, engineers, and chemists, though, don't we?
A double Old Granddad is thine, fellow hill-man.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 09:07 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 09:06 PM (z/Ubi)
For real?
I could have got free pot and a beejer?
Shit.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:07 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 09:07 PM (qCMvj)
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Burn it down, then build a Trump Tower on top of the ashes.
Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 09:07 PM (qHgBB)
Aren't these results close to the polling, given the margins of errors?
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 09:07 PM (3myMJ)
Hmm. I think he needs some conservative creds so he will have to go right, if only for the balance.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 09:07 PM (rwI+c)
Buzzion, the game kinda sucked bc Peyton. I'm glad my home team won, but it was an unsatisfying win. I wanted to see touchdowns, not all the field goals.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 09:07 PM (2x3L+)
Is this an appropriate image?
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/selection-du-weekend-178-49.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2016 09:07 PM (QbyMe)
No. It's just a means to an end. The grip they have on the education establishment (and media, business, government, and mainline churches) is still as strong as ever. This would be a very minor setback at best.
Posted by: rfichoke at February 09, 2016 08:59 PM (vLCft)
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I sort of agree, but we have to battle them somewhere. It hasn't happened for the last 40 or 50 years. You can see how the social justice culture has grown under a community organizer prez. Speaking your mind needs to become normal again, and it has to start somewhere.
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2016 09:08 PM (JwLCI)
So congrats Trump, and with a win of both Sanders and Trump it looks like voters are giving both party machines a two fingers up.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:08 PM (39g3+)
No hard feelings, 'kay?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 09, 2016 09:05 PM (jR7Wy)
How you doin'?
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 09:08 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Oedipus at February 09, 2016 09:08 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 09:08 PM (AkOaV)
no
fuck them, they haven't gotten to beat 33% in either of these contests. Americans know that the gope is as just as much an enemy to America as the democong.
maybe its time for those corrupt shitbags and their lickspittle voters to sit out an election
Posted by: Grad School Fool at February 09, 2016 09:09 PM (A9KzJ)
Leon Wolf*
Dear God. S.E. Cupp** making the case for Jebmentum on CNN. This is the worst night in human history.
*The Snapping Turtle of RedState
** ( o )( o )
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 09:09 PM (kdS6q)
No hard feelings, 'kay?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 09, 2016 09:05 PM (jR7Wy)
That sucks... hopefully you were able to return the gift and get your money back.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 09:09 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 09:03 PM (MNgU2)
Are you talking about specific individuals? Because he has wide appeal - it's not some singleminded Borg like block. You may be thinking of Democrats.
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2016 09:09 PM (JwLCI)
I don't actually. I expect him to stay hard right saying stuff that rallies cheer at, then veer to the middle left when he gets a solid batch of delegates, if not the lock. He won't need a left for the middle/left vote, he will be that guy. Carly? Maybe. I don't think we'll see another winning two white dude ticket again in our lives.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:10 PM (39g3+)
No hard feelings, 'kay?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 09, 2016 09:05 PM (jR7Wy)
How you doin'?
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 09:08 PM (z/Ubi)
---
I summoned Buzzion!
Never post while playing with the Ouija board.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 09, 2016 09:10 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at February 09, 2016 09:10 PM (AhyHb)
31 other teams would have been happy with all those FGs in a SB victory.
Take the win. Some teams have never won it. I'm looking at you Vikequeens
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 09:10 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 09, 2016 09:10 PM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 09:10 PM (3myMJ)
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Kasich is only polling 2% in SC so maybe not.
Posted by: Burn it Down at February 09, 2016 09:11 PM (qHgBB)
Posted by: Seems legit at February 09, 2016 09:11 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 09:11 PM (Uk9e2)
Rubio...opposite of mentum.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 08:58 PM (AkOaV)
Rubio...dementum
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 09:11 PM (wYnyS)
I used to like S.E. Cupp. She went millennial NY values. She's dead to me now.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 09, 2016 09:11 PM (dvuhZ)
I have no doubt she'd do just as well against "fauxahontas" that Bernie crazy hair Sanders will no doubt pick.
Posted by: ryukyu at February 09, 2016 09:11 PM (FuBZa)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 09:11 PM (MNgU2)
Dammit! You are stepping on my point with your... facts! *joke* I knew he had done well, but I was trying to point out that the cw on him was that he could not win and then he won twice.
If I had been 17 years older at that time, I would have voted for him too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2016 09:11 PM (iHjB5)
Gold, baby!
Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (QbyMe)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 09:04 PM (1P5JK)
Been burning since 1861. Not fixed yet. I'm kind of thinking it won't be no matter how long it burns.
Posted by: rfichoke at February 09, 2016 09:13 PM (vLCft)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at February 09, 2016 09:13 PM (AhyHb)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 09:13 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 09:06 PM (z/Ubi)
That sounds like Wil Wheaton at a sci-fi convention.
Posted by: Josephistan at February 09, 2016 09:13 PM (7qAYi)
More to the point, lying much? As if politics isn't ugly enough usually, Trump takes it to a whole new level of crazy, uncivil and ugly every chance he gets.
----------------------
You may have missed exactly who we are up against. You know, the ones who make fun of a VP candidate's retarded child, etc?
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2016 09:14 PM (JwLCI)
Here comes Hitlery...
go to prison, yes you Hillary.
Why are you not in Leavenworth, crone?
Posted by: micky at February 09, 2016 09:15 PM (LBYzV)
Posted by: Stay out da Bushes at February 09, 2016 09:15 PM (rZJS9)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at February 09, 2016 09:15 PM (AhyHb)
Hilz does seem to be packing on the poundage in recent weeks. Stress eating and or steroids. Like a Macy's balloon in a Mao tunic. (Stress, darlings, increases cortisol which increases sugar which leads to fat arse...all supermodels know this, which is why we snack on Kleenex---seriously, I read that some do this). Where was I? Oh, Hilz. I sort of want this to drag out for a long time. No done fall out and insert Biden as the DNC implodes.
I think the youth, wanting free stuff, are totally into the old humpback socialist. So if the DNC does some tinkering with the plan, they are going to be AWOL. Which is good! It's all good (well,except the katshit part of tonight's theater).
All in all, it is February (I think) and I am totally sick of politics.
I think I got the numbers correct here: ole !jeb! has spent thirty million or so in NH to lose. Poor wonky glasses (I think it is hilarious when he tries to wear contacts and blinks in code, but that is another story).
Oh, lawd, katshit did win second. Human Ipecac, son of postman. hurl. harf. karate chops teevee.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 09, 2016 09:15 PM (7lqMl)
Guess I won't be invited to any Chinese weddings then. I guess having a husband die at 35 *is* bad luck, but I don't *think* I cause discord.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Adriane the Astrology Critic ... at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Thegarbone at February 09, 2016 09:16 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 09, 2016 08:56 PM (kXoT0)
Tigers represent!
You do realize that gives away your age though, right?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (QbyMe)
First I've heard this. Supposedly women hate Trump but he's pulling them in by the double fistfull
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (39g3+)
15 minutes after the reception, you're hungry again ...
Posted by: Adriane the Astrology Critic ... at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (AoK0a)
Gold, baby!
Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 09:12 PM (q177U)
What article?
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (NPofj)
Asking for a friend...
Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (3myMJ)
A bearded clam.
Posted by: RickZ at February 09, 2016 09:19 PM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at February 09, 2016 09:19 PM (AoK0a)
If Chicago Jesus couldn't pull it off, how the hell will this mentally retarded woman do it?
oh yeah she will get a speech time longer than the winners of either race.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at February 09, 2016 09:19 PM (AhyHb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (39g3+)
That's because the conventional wisdom is wrong. Women love strong forceful men and hate strong women.
Posted by: rfichoke at February 09, 2016 09:21 PM (vLCft)
On the right, this party splits with those who hate Trump, those who hate Cruz and those who hate those who like Trump or Cruz.
Basically, whomever wins this thing, someone will be livid.
Should be good times. Lol.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 09, 2016 09:21 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: ryukyu at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (FuBZa)
Posted by: rfichoke at February 09, 2016 09:22 PM (vLCft)
Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 09:24 PM (q177U)
I think Hillary has a cold. Still wearing her wig, though! Expecting coughing, incontinent fit at any moment.
Oh, NOES! Hilz is vast right winging right now! Expecting her eyes to pop out like a Pekingeseany moment now.
OOOh, said no one too big to jail. Now yammering her stump speech (which have different meanings for her and Hummmer). yada. immigrant famblys. equal pay for wimmen. yada. Elect me, I will free slaves.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 09, 2016 09:25 PM (7lqMl)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 09:26 PM (uURQL)
There is something to that, yeah.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:26 PM (39g3+)
I don't know about women automatically hating strong women. I think there's some other level to it and that's why we saw the big split over Palin. I liked her because I saw her as *normal* and cheerful and not apologizing for breathing, being American, or valuing life. I *don't* like Hillary because I see her as resenting the fact I'm breathing while having no intention of changing my values to suit her.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 09, 2016 09:28 PM (GDulk)
There is something to that, yeah.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:26 PM (39g3+)
As a woman, and regarding Trump, I am gonna go with no.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 09:31 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 09:31 PM (NPofj)
That explains so much.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 09:34 PM (uURQL)
4 years before the Left's User Manual?
Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at February 09, 2016 09:19 PM (AoK0a)
Both the Left Wing and the Right Wing of The Party would be upset that the User Manual predicts both sides of The Party.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 09, 2016 09:34 PM (T78UI)
Yes they are. The final ARG NH poll just about nailed it, except that about 3% of Rubio's vote peeled off at the last minute and went to Trump/Cruz/Bush.
So the polling might be pretty accurate after all, which makes South Carolina right now look like Trump 36%, Cruz 20%, Rubio 10%, Bush 10%.
Posted by: cool breeze at February 09, 2016 09:34 PM (ckvus)
As a woman, and regarding Trump, I am gonna go with no.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 09:31 PM (NPofj)
That explains so much.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 09:34 PM (uURQL)
What do you think it explains?
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 09, 2016 09:36 PM (5HBd1)
Well, I don't buy Trump as being strong, but I do buy him as being forceful and charismatic, and at least some women might think of him as strong.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:37 PM (39g3+)
It doesn't mean they're not wonderful women who support him, but there
is a difference between being strong and being an abrasive jerk.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (w4NZ
This. Very much this.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 09:39 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: WVinMN at February 09, 2016 09:40 PM (5szSS)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (NPofj)
Nigh obsessive hate fest for Trump, and your need to broadcast it.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (uURQL)
Women can't tell the difference.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 09:42 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 09:35 PM (NPofj)
Nigh obsessive hate fest for Trump, and your need to broadcast it.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 09:41 PM (uURQL)
To paraphrase Harry Truman, I only tell you the truth. You mistake it for hate. And if you think my thoughts on Trump are because I have female parts, you are very much mistaken.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (IiVgV)
I am not 100% on this, but I get the feeling that he's only like that when he's on the sale. Look at the former women in his life, they think he's the greatest guy ever. That makes me think he's not as over the top in regular life.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:52 PM (39g3+)
with Gilmore getting 58 votes with ~43% reporting I have clearly
underestimated the pull associated with the NH Primary voters confusing
him for a cast member of The Gilmore Girls
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (IiVgV)
Maybe he is just a more specific version of none of the above because the honestly have no idea who he is?
Or maybe they are just 58 Virginia transplants who are voting for him out of nostalgia?
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 09:52 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 09, 2016 09:53 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 09:53 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 09:49 PM (NPofj)
It's the behavior, not the position.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 09:56 PM (uURQL)
talented and intelligent, but he never stopped. It was kind of
exhausting being around him. That is how I perceive Trump to be.
You don't do what Trump does as an introvert.
/shrug
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 09:57 PM (uURQL)
I think if you probably treat someone well and shower them with material things they're unlikely to say you're a bad guy. The fact that he's been married three times tells me that he's either needing to move up to a newer, younger model or he's just exhausting. But I'm an introvert; I would find him exhausting-like some large boy in an adult body, which is not to deny he has certain strengths and abilities.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 09:58 PM (w4NZ8)
I am not 100% on this, but I get the feeling
that he's only like that when he's on the sale. Look at the former
women in his life, they think he's the greatest guy ever. That makes me
think he's not as over the top in regular life.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 09:52 PM (39g3+)
However much I think Trump is an abrasive jerk and a bad, bad idea for President that will not turn out the way people think; he does seem to choose strong women (other than Marla Maples) and he does seem to raise his children into decent, apparently productive adults (other than his daughter with Marla Maples who seems to be a vacuous Paris Hilton wannabe). Maybe his wives are just strong enough to tell him to stop with the obnoxiousness.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:00 PM (NPofj)
Maybe not. I have a feeling George Soros is more of an introvert and as far as materially he hasn't done badly at all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 10:00 PM (w4NZ8)
One can only hope. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 10:01 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 09:56 PM (uURQL)
No, no its not. Its that you do not want to hear Trump's negatives.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (NPofj)
Projection, woman. I heard you the first, second, third, and fourth time. And whenever Trump comes up.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 10:05 PM (uURQL)
the "best" and to "win" constantly, which for him means a new hot wife
whenever the old one seems to be wearing out.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (39g3+)
I think that but he does seem to seek out more than hotness (again other than Marla Maples).
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:05 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (NPofj)
Projection, woman. I heard you the first, second, third, and fourth time. And whenever Trump comes up.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 10:05 PM (uURQL)
And I hear you every time you choose to be here trying to pump Trump up by running Cruz down... usually with less than fully truthful "facts".
Amazingly, even when I think you are acting like a total dick, I don't particularly attribute that dickishness to the fact you have a penis.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 10:10 PM (NPofj)
Trump up by running Cruz down... usually with less than fully truthful
"facts".
Lying to me about what I think and say about Cruz is unwise, Ms. "I only tell you the truth".
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 10, 2016 01:03 AM (1D4Ef)
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