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Predictions Thread

Here are Allahpundit's -- he explains his hunches, and it's all plausible enough. Good starting point for your own guesswork, maybe.

I'm going to stick to my own prediction -- Trump comes in 2nd -- not because I particularly believe it, but just because I already made it and backing off from it gains me nothing, whereas sticking by it, should this lottery ticket pay money, makes me look like a genius, which, of course, I actually am, but this fact is not broadly nor enthusiastically enough proclaimed.

I stand by my other prediction that Rubio comes in first. for similar reasons, plus, of course, my own not-very-subtle attempt to play the Expectations Game against him.

Whoah: Okay, bear in mind, the Decision Desk crew is a crowdsourced effort. Further, keep in mind they do not have the institutional wisdom that other polling outfits have -- they're still learning their craft.

So I wouldn't put much stock in this. That's not a knock on them; it's just an acknowledgement of the hugely ambitious project they've chosen for themselves.

But this is what their own exit polling says:


Also bear in mind these are exit polls only of "bellwether precincts." But a bellwether is really only predictive in a 2-man or 2-party race. How do you have a bellwether which can be expected to be predictive of a 10-man race?

And please, let this not turn into "Elevated expectations for Cruz, which are then dashed (proving him a loser!!!) should he not meet them."

This is a new kid on the block doing their first exit poll. It should not set expectations. It's just some interesting data.

Update: Per Fox, Belknap county is a bellwether which has a good record of predicting the 1-2-3 finishes in the whole state.

That said, their predictiveness might be off when, say, you trade a social conservative in the third slot for a moderate. Like, predicting Huntsman in third does not mean you can predict Cruz in third, as a different kind of voter would vote Cruz.

Beyond the first three places, who knows?

Posted by: Ace at 06:59 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: TommyTee at February 09, 2016 06:59 PM (zFXwQ)

2 Cruz gonna win.

Posted by: TommyTee at February 09, 2016 06:59 PM (zFXwQ)

3 So close to 2nd

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2016 07:00 PM (HWcaz)

4 Bernie takes the Dem race.

Posted by: TommyTee at February 09, 2016 07:00 PM (zFXwQ)

5 Hillary pisses herself.

Posted by: logprof at February 09, 2016 07:00 PM (vsbNu)

6 Bernie by 17

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2016 07:00 PM (HWcaz)

7 GILMORE-MENTUM!!!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 09, 2016 07:01 PM (bA+CL)

8 Yay, no Greta Van Facelift tonight.

Posted by: logprof at February 09, 2016 07:01 PM (vsbNu)

9 Trump acted like he might not win .. said he didn't need it. Still doesn't seem to be spending big money on ads.

Drudge says 24 24 24 Cruz Trump Kasich

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 07:01 PM (5Gpe2)

10 i think it's possible cruz wins, but it seems very unlikely, if the polls are even close to being right. I think 2nd place would be a huge, huge thing for him.

Frankly, 3rd place would be a huge thing.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 07:01 PM (dciA+)

11 Drudge has a mystery exit poll showing a 3-way tie for first.

The good news: Rubes will finish at least 4th.

Also, Bern is blowing out Skankles 2:1

Posted by: Valiant at February 09, 2016 07:01 PM (2bqlb)

12 Black holes. L-shaped tunnels. Lasers.... freaking lasers!

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 07:01 PM (e7T6D)

13

Let's hope Cruz was way ahead of the curve on this one.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:01 PM (qCMvj)

14 My only take away from tonight's primary will be I'll never voluntarily move to New Hampshire.

Posted by: no good deed at February 09, 2016 07:02 PM (GgxVX)

15 Anyone who thinks Trump or Sanders don't win are delusional.

Posted by: logprof at February 09, 2016 07:02 PM (vsbNu)

16 I'm going with the dark horse: Deez Nutz by the narrowest of margins.

Posted by: Sketchy at February 09, 2016 07:02 PM (hW3KZ)

17 Prediction time: Trump 26, Kasich 18, Rubio 16, Bush 14, Cruz 14

I think Allah's predictions are safe.

I'm also hoping these are very different times.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:02 PM (qCMvj)

18 Sure I'll do the booster thing.

Trump wins, Fox spends all night discussing 2-4 despite Trump getting as many votes as the three combined.

Clinton loses by so much, the gop story isn't the story of the night.

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 09, 2016 07:02 PM (ZbV+0)

19 Kasich wins both GOP and Dem primaries.

Coz that's the kind of day it is.

#lesigh

Posted by: @votermom at February 09, 2016 07:03 PM (cbfNE)

20 AOSDD voter survey is out....check your e-mail if you signed up.

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2016 07:03 PM (v0/PR)

21 A 600 lb pig walks into a bar. Just as the bartender starts to yell " get out of here, we don't serve your kind in here", he notices the " I VOTED" pin. Damn.

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 07:03 PM (e7T6D)

22 All the Democrats vote for Ted thinking Hildabeast will beat him easily

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2016 07:03 PM (HWcaz)

23 Ace you are a genius. A veritable Einstein of political insight. Clearly one of the great minds of this age.

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 07:03 PM (z/Ubi)

24 Whoever wins, the American people will lose.

You read it here first.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at February 09, 2016 07:04 PM (scUt2)

25 Just got my DD exit polling results. We're gonna be stuck with the spawn of the Mailman for a while of CAC is right. I liked the results otherwise

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:04 PM (2x3L+)

26 *wipes e-mail server*

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 07:04 PM (z/Ubi)

27 see update.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 07:05 PM (dciA+)

28 Trump, Cruz, then Rubio falling off his ppll numbers.

Bernie, by 20. Forces Iowa to release the votes.

Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2016 07:05 PM (cXiMR)

29 Cac's newsletter:

DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY
Bernie Sanders ------- 62.0%
Hillary Clinton --------- 36.5%
REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
Donald Trump -------- 35.8%
Ted Cruz --------------- 15.2%
John Kasich ----------- 14.9%
Marco Rubio ---------- 10.7%
Jeb Bush --------------- 9.6%
Chris Christie ---------- 5.9%
Carly Fiorina ----------- 3.8%
Ben Carson ------------ 2.5%

Posted by: Valiant at February 09, 2016 07:05 PM (2bqlb)

30 I don't understand the call for Kasich.

One day he's a self-professed democrat sandwiched between Hillarhoid and Sanders. The next he's the caricature of the cold-hearted, granny killin' GOPer.

And Trump's the one with the consistency problem?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2016 07:05 PM (wCF3s)

31 14 My only take away from tonight's primary will be I'll never voluntarily move to New Hampshire.
Posted by: no good deed at February 09, 2016 07:02 PM (GgxVX)

This. Plus the weather I'm seeing up there from all the news dorks looks hella cold and miserable. Pass.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at February 09, 2016 07:05 PM (KkVB6)

32 Ace you are a genius. A veritable Einstein of political insight. Clearly one of the great minds of this age.


Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 07:05 PM (e7T6D)

33 Rubio first?????

You GOTTA lay off the Val-u-rite... at least for a DAY!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 09, 2016 07:05 PM (nhHPu)

34 Yeah, fuck Rubio like a Cuban sophomore at a UF foam party.

Posted by: Phinn at February 09, 2016 07:05 PM (0pG7a)

35
And getting this in before the betting window closes:

NH Prediction

Trump +12

Powerball - the rest of the pack in order

Kasich - For Chaos!
Rubio - Declared 'winner' by the GOPe
Cruz
Jeb!
Christie
Carson
The Girl
Gilmore

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 07:06 PM (kdS6q)

36 Trump has been wearing blue or blue striped ties in New Hampshire instead of his previous red or pink ties. I think he really is trying for a more serious image.

Posted by: Emily at February 09, 2016 07:06 PM (7Rn+/)

37 >>> Ace you are a genius. A veritable Einstein of political insight. Clearly one of the great minds of this age.

pls print

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 07:06 PM (dciA+)

38 Cac's newsletter:

DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY
Bernie Sanders ------- 62.0%
Hillary Clinton --------- 36.5%
REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
Donald Trump -------- 35.8%
Ted Cruz --------------- 15.2%
John Kasich ----------- 14.9%
Marco Rubio ---------- 10.7%
Jeb Bush --------------- 9.6%
Chris Christie ---------- 5.9%
Carly Fiorina ----------- 3.8%
Ben Carson ------------ 2.5%
Posted by: Valiant at February 09, 2016 07:05 PM (2bqlb)


eh?
Trump almost 36%?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:06 PM (qCMvj)

39 My only take away from tonight's primary will be I'll never voluntarily move to New Hampshire.

==================

January in the White Mountains is not to be missed!

Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 07:06 PM (JBggj)

40 I'll take it.

Posted by: Gravitational Wave at February 09, 2016 07:07 PM (8EJen)

41 Is that JeffB's girl in the Twitter Avatar?

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2016 07:07 PM (NHG6e)

42 Heh heh... Bernie at 62%.... heh... that would be awesome if it holds true

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 07:07 PM (e7T6D)

43 Trump (by a wide margin)
Kasich
Rubio
Cruz
Bush
Christie
Carson
Other




Gilmore

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 07:07 PM (/tuJf)

44 Okay, bear in mind, the Decision Desk crew is a crowdsourced effort


And it is a total blast to be a part of. Wish I could be out in NH with them.

Posted by: pookysgirl at February 09, 2016 07:08 PM (K27gs)

45 Pump me harder! Harder!!!

Posted by: gravitational waves at February 09, 2016 07:08 PM (WOyz5)

46 Opps, forgot Carly. Between Christie and Carson.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 07:08 PM (/tuJf)

47 I hope to see someone heckle Hilary calling her a crook. And her response for the ages: I am not a crook.

Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2016 07:08 PM (cXiMR)

48 I ainy payin for no newsletter

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 09, 2016 07:08 PM (fvvze)

49 So if Rubio pulls 10%, then he really wins, right?

Posted by: Kensington at February 09, 2016 07:09 PM (7Kbxu)

50 Did you vote today?
Would you care to answer a few questions?
Ok, great...

Can I paint your Titties Green?

Posted by: AoSHQ DD Squad at February 09, 2016 07:09 PM (NHG6e)

51
Okay, bear in mind, the Decision Desk crew is a crowdsourced effort. Further, keep in mind they do not have the institutional wisdom that other polling outfits have -- they're still learning their craft.




Also keep in mind the Decision Desk is literally a desk located in a Chinese opium den in Monterrey Park.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 07:09 PM (kdS6q)

52 And please, let this not turn into "Elevated expectations for Cruz, which are then dashed (proving him a loser!!!) should he not meet them."
---
I hope they're right.

I'd love to see Cruz beat the gope to second where ever possible.

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 09, 2016 07:09 PM (ZbV+0)

53 If Trump doesn't get at least 1,437% of the vote, he should count it as a loss.

Posted by: Frank Dunce at February 09, 2016 07:10 PM (zmW4B)

54 Damn. I knew Kasich was sucking dick up there, but I didn't think he'd be capable of slurping that much NH schlong.

Does this mean he's going to get a full uninterrupted hour if talking at the next debate?

Posted by: joe at February 09, 2016 07:11 PM (OGYIJ)

55

I would hate to be around Hillary tonight.

Her other pointy-teethed mouth might just tentacle out of her face and bite the heads off of anyone near.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:11 PM (qCMvj)

56 Carson is gone after this. He is doing better than Other and Gilmore

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:11 PM (2x3L+)

57 And Gilmore is still losing to Other. Heh.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 09, 2016 07:11 PM (9iR5/)

58 I'll put a sawbuck on Gilmore.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2016 07:11 PM (NHG6e)

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 07:12 PM (e7T6D)

60 Ace vous êtes un génie. Véritable Einstein de perspicacité politique. Il est clair que l'un des grands esprits de cet âge.

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 07:12 PM (e7T6D)

61

So Kasich's the puppet deflator for the others.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:12 PM (qCMvj)

62 Trump by a toupee.

Posted by: But so what at February 09, 2016 07:12 PM (7wyDO)

63 If we nominate another establishment open borders guy....wow.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at February 09, 2016 07:13 PM (COpZ4)

64 Oh, hell no! You're not telling me that Donald is ahead amongst those citizens who shouldn't be allowed to vote because they are just average! You're not saying that ! no, probably not. So, let's see then, ... everyone should just stay at home if they are outraged and pissed off and tired of the same old shit over and over and over. Is that about right? Yeah, yes, uh-huh. So, sorry Donald. Hope you used other-peoples-money,in the finest American tradition, to have fun for the few months that it lasted. Let's have lunch?

Posted by: goon at February 09, 2016 07:13 PM (gy5kE)

65 Somehow, "Ted Cruz" followed by "John Kasich" forces my eyes to read "Ted Kaczynski".

#neurons

Posted by: DRH at February 09, 2016 07:13 PM (MkM8k)

66 We're keeping hope alive! My supporters are dedicated and we're going all the way to the convention!

Posted by: Other at February 09, 2016 07:13 PM (zmW4B)

67 Given that RubyOh! revealed himself to be a robot (and thus ineligible for the office), I think he is the real winner here.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 07:13 PM (TOk1P)

68 Just got my DD exit polling results. We're gonna be stuck with the
spawn of the Mailman for a while of CAC is right. I liked the results
otherwise
---
I think whether your on Team Trump or Team Cruz, you gotta like two or three gopes hanging around for a while. Hopefully to finally collapse simultaneously

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 09, 2016 07:13 PM (ZbV+0)

69 *Also keep in mind the Decision Desk is literally a desk located in a Chinese opium den in Monterrey Park.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 07:09 PM (kdS6q)*
Decision Desk, you be here 4 hour. You go now.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 09, 2016 07:13 PM (ByLlW)

70

http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/

Jeb inching up?
meh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:13 PM (qCMvj)

71 38 Cac's newsletter:

DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY
Bernie Sanders ------- 62.0%
Hillary Clinton --------- 36.5%
REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
Donald Trump -------- 35.8%

------

The big news is that Hillary is beating Trump!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 09, 2016 07:14 PM (fvvze)

72 I say Trump wins, but not by as much as they have been saying.... Kasich comes in second higher than expected and Rubio, Cruz , and Jeb duke it out for third...

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 07:14 PM (/dSsq)

73 I bet Trump gives a Genuine Trump Brand Steak, The Classy Steak', to everyone in New Hampshire if he wins.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2016 07:14 PM (NHG6e)

74 >>>Ace vous etes un genie. Veritable Einstein de perspicacite politique. Il est clair que l'un des grands esprits de cet age.

imprimez, svp.

(That's pls print)

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 07:14 PM (dciA+)

75 Trump said "Pussy". The crowd erupted in cheer! Can he WWF his way to victory? Join us tonight.... reporting live from a bunker in Syria.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 09, 2016 07:15 PM (e7T6D)

76

I'll be laughing so hard if Trump wins the nom.

Glorious drinking and surreal laughter.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:15 PM (qCMvj)

77 My prediction :

1. TV Celeb Guy
2. Cuban
3. Surprise Come from Behind Guy
4. Cuban
5. Guy getting out of the Race

Posted by: DRH at February 09, 2016 07:15 PM (MkM8k)

78 >>Does this mean he's going to get a full uninterrupted hour of talking at the next debate?<<

Katshit does that anyway.

Posted by: Valiant at February 09, 2016 07:15 PM (2bqlb)

79 Jeff B....your lady person is cute.


Not sayin just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 07:15 PM (qUNWi)

80


The big news is that Hillary is beating Trump!


Two-way race vs. eight.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

81 The candidate with the most votes at the end of the night, or the end of the ballot stuffing for the Democrats will be the winner. So what the candidates want to do here is get the most votes. By hook or by crook.

Posted by: John Madden, Chief Campaign Correspondent at February 09, 2016 07:16 PM (r/fFS)

82 >>imprimez, s'il vous plait.

Print it?

I carve it in the buttocks of every dead hooker I leave down by the railroad tracks!

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2016 07:16 PM (NHG6e)

83 I absolutely hate Kasich and Jeb!... They're never going away...

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 07:16 PM (/dSsq)

84 This just in. Senator Clinton has been awarded 23 of 24 pledged delegates. There will be a coin toss for the remaining delegate.

Posted by: D.N.C. representative at February 09, 2016 07:16 PM (WOyz5)

85 I'm actually really interested in the turnout numbers..

For BOTH parties.... its a real indicator of where the electorate is at.

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 09, 2016 07:16 PM (f7rv6)

86

Why is Trump Red, Jeb Yellow (heh) and Cruz Sky Blue?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:17 PM (qCMvj)

87
Steven Rattner

Wow - exit polls show 66% of GOP NH primary voters support a ban on Muslims entering the US

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 07:17 PM (kdS6q)

88 The candidate with the most votes at the end of the night, or the end of the ballot stuffing for the Democrats will be the winner. So what the candidates want to do here is get the most votes. By hook or by crook.
Posted by: John Madden, Chief Campaign Correspondent

Thanks for the insight John
*cracks another beer*

Posted by: Pat Summerall at February 09, 2016 07:17 PM (zmW4B)

89 I predict that Kang and Kodos will have more votes than Gilmore at the end of the night.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 09, 2016 07:17 PM (WVsWD)

90 I think Ace is right to stay with his prediction.
But, based on listening to Howie Carr show & callers Trump will win & Cruz second.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 07:17 PM (sj3Ax)

91 All I'm sure of is this:

The word 'bellwether' was used correctly.


~ sniff ~

I'm so proud

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 09, 2016 07:17 PM (8Q1Gy)

92 Wow - exit polls show 66% of GOP NH primary voters support a ban on Muslims entering the US




Well duh....

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 07:17 PM (/dSsq)

93 Cruz will be nipped into 3rd, which as we have now established, is the new winning.

Posted by: Grump928(C) can likewise assert shit at February 09, 2016 07:18 PM (rwI+c)

94 Ici nous parlons l'anglais, Yip.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2016 07:18 PM (WOyz5)

95 Kasich is going to rise. Damn it all to hell

Posted by: california red at February 09, 2016 07:18 PM (sBAYv)

96 I hate polls and predictions. I'm ignoring everything this year. I cannot handle getting my hopes shredded anymore so I'm simply not getting them up this time.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 09, 2016 07:19 PM (WlQGZ)

97 94 Cruz will be nipped into 3rd, which as we have now established, is the new winning.


Weren't the expectations that trump would win NH and Kasich, the slime ball, would do well here?

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 07:19 PM (/dSsq)

98 The big news is that Hillary is beating Trump!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 09, 2016 07:14 PM (fvvze)

Megyn Kelly, is that you?

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 09, 2016 07:19 PM (ZbV+0)

99 Here's a prediction: Trump wins states with large Democrat bases and open primaries, where Dems can cross over and contaminate the process.

I predict that out of the first 23 states' primaries, all but one of Trump's victories (South Carolina) will be in that category -- liberal states with open primaries.

What a co-inky-dink!

And should Trump win the nomination, it will be on the strength of his victories in places like NY, NJ, and CA -- in other words, in states he'd have zero chance of winning in the general election.

Posted by: Pastafarian at February 09, 2016 07:19 PM (pCf+a)

100 Frankly, 3rd place would be a huge thing.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 07:01 PM (dciA+)


Holy molely, I've been to three different sites and they all have different information. This will be interesting, that's for sure.

Posted by: Joanne at February 09, 2016 07:20 PM (hgBpU)

101 My predictions:

1. Fizzy but Soulless Cuban Soda Pop Ad Campaign

2. Guy Who Defines Conservatism as "Conserving Things Like Money and People"

3. Liberal Who Accidentally Left His Face In His Pocket and Put it Through the Washing Machine and It's All Orange and Puckered Now But Who Cares Look at His Karate Hands

4. Ted Cruz

5. Guy Who Needs Six Viagra and Three Red Bulls To Even be Close to an Act of Love

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 07:20 PM (dciA+)

102 Drudge has the headline as Trump, Cruz, and Kasich tied at 24%

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:20 PM (2x3L+)

103

I wonder how many "hillary" supporters were shipped in and bribed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:20 PM (qCMvj)

104 Guy walks into a bar and sanders up to the bar. The few men are clustered nearby and are stoic.. glassy-eyed... drinking their beer, but not talking. Bartender gets the guy a beer and as he reaches for it, the guy says.. " what's with those guys anyway.. they look so pissed... like they dropped their iphones down a shaft or something."

Before the bartender could utter a reply, one of the stoics erupted.. " A L- SHAPED SHAFT, ASSHOLE! "

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 07:20 PM (e7T6D)

105 I think 2nd place would be a huge, huge thing for him.
Frankly, 3rd place would be a huge thing.
Posted by: ace
--------------
In NH?
Yes, that would be what you call "a thing."

Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 07:20 PM (OUpHg)

106 pussy. is that what he said. knock his teeth out ted. no, ... pussy.

Posted by: goon at February 09, 2016 07:21 PM (gy5kE)

107 My drapes match my carpet.

Posted by: Meghan Kelly at February 09, 2016 07:21 PM (u0o1v)

108 Sanders 58%
Clinton 42%

HILLARY WINS!!!!!!


/DNC

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

109 Way to go Meatball. Would make my night if Cruz takes 2nd plus Katshit and Rubes gets less than 10 percent.

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at February 09, 2016 07:21 PM (NjX7M)

110 Go Ted Go.
Up yours Hillary.

Posted by: McCain Sucks at February 09, 2016 07:21 PM (8852Y)

111 Was jeffb the guy who used to hang out in the ont and berate our musical choices?

Posted by: NCKate at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (KPhjz)

112 Go Cruz!

Posted by: Matthew at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (7pEow)

113 the Decision Desk crew is a crowdsourced effort.
----------

But they DO consult the stars, no?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (RrDm2)

114 98 94 Cruz will be nipped into 3rd, which as we have now established, is the new winning.


Weren't the expectations that trump would win NH and Kasich, the slime ball, would do well here?

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 07:19 PM (/dSsq)

But as we learned after Iowa..

third is the new First.. and Second is dead last...

I think its common core math or something...

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (f7rv6)

115 Why aren't my comments showing up?

Posted by: Grump928(C) likes the live blog at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (rwI+c)

116 What the hell is a Cohiba?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (2x3L+)

117 My drapes match my carpet.

Posted by: Meghan Kelly at February 09, 2016 07:21 PM (u0o1v)

Pics or....

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (wYnyS)

118 Whether ace's prediction is right or wrong, it's clear that he is a veritable Einstein of political insight, a true visionary. If you're asking yourself what takes to dominate the conservative blogosphere, well you've just seen it.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (1RNgT)

119 Cruz the Infallible receives 99.9% of the vote.
I you dispute this you are simply wrong... and a troll.

Posted by: Redpanzie at February 09, 2016 07:23 PM (T78UI)

120 marco held at arms-length and punched repeatedly in the face. it wasn't ted, nope, it was unork unork values that landed those blows.

Posted by: goon at February 09, 2016 07:23 PM (gy5kE)

121 Stop commenting, (XzRw1). You have 20 seconds to comply.

Posted by: Robo-Gop at February 09, 2016 07:23 PM (WOyz5)

122 I'll only say that if Yeb comes in second in NH, NH denizens should place a big fat L on their foreheads (NH morons, especially my dear twin, exceptes, because I know you would never do something that loserish).

Posted by: chique testing testing at February 09, 2016 07:23 PM (+wjl1)

123 115 the Decision Desk crew is a crowdsourced effort.
----------

But they DO consult the stars, no?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (RrDm2)


"I don't think so"

Posted by: AoS Decision Desk Magic 8 Ball at February 09, 2016 07:23 PM (f7rv6)

124 What the hell is a Cohiba?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (2x3L+)

It once was the name of a fine Cuban cigar hand rolled on the thigh of a sweet young virgin!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 07:23 PM (wYnyS)

125 *120
Whether ace's prediction is right or wrong, it's clear that he is a veritable Einstein of political insight, a true visionary. If you're asking yourself what takes to dominate the conservative blogosphere, well you've just seen it.*



Agreed. I once saw Ace split a bagel....with his mind.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 09, 2016 07:24 PM (ByLlW)

126 So if the decision desk poll holds up, Rubio basically places third out of the real candidates, since Trump doesn't count. As we all know, third is where you want to be in early states. The power position, if you will.

Posted by: Jake at February 09, 2016 07:24 PM (cRCUJ)

127 118
What the hell is a Cohiba?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (2x3L+)
-------It's an anagram for BOHICA.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 09, 2016 07:24 PM (9iR5/)

128 115 the Decision Desk crew is a crowdsourced effort.
----------
But they DO consult the stars, no?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (RrDm2)


I thought they used hobo entrails.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 07:24 PM (uURQL)

129 Wild guess: Trump 31%, Kasich 16%, Bush 15%, Cruz 13%, Rubio 11%, Christie, 7%.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 07:24 PM (21hN3)

130 Was jeffb the guy who used to hang out in the ont and berate our musical choices?
No. I think you're thinking of the guy in the day threads who pretended he was a cob-logger equivalent and called us all dicks for not supporting the GOPe nominee.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2016 07:24 PM (WOyz5)

131 Get those people back in here. TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!

Posted by: Mortimer Clinton at February 09, 2016 07:25 PM (8ZskC)

132 Whether ace's prediction is right or wrong, it's clear that he is a veritable Einstein of political insight, a true visionary. If you're asking yourself what takes to dominate the conservative blogosphere, well you've just seen it.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 09, 2016 07:25 PM (oVJmc)

133

I just want Cruz ahead of Rubio.
and Trump ahead of Yeb!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:25 PM (qCMvj)

134 I importantly waxed my car today. They also had a political affair of some sort in a small territory, where they don't have any good restaurants, that we should have let the British keep.

Posted by: goon at February 09, 2016 07:26 PM (gy5kE)

135 Ace you are a genius. A veritable Einstein of political insight. Clearly one of the great minds of this age.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 09, 2016 07:26 PM (+wjl1)

136 67 Given that RubyOh! revealed himself to be a robot (and thus ineligible for the office), I think he is the real winner here.


Posted by: BurtTC

RUB1.0?

Yes I Be 1.0. Yes I Be 1.0. Yes I Be 1.0. Yes I Be 1.0. Yes I Be 1.0. Yes I Be 1.0. Yes I Be 1.0. Yes I Be 1.0. ...

Posted by: RUB1.0-Mark-0 at February 09, 2016 07:26 PM (QdAXQ)

137
Stevie Van Zandt*

I'm calling it Trump,Kasich,Christie,Bush, Carson,Cruz,Rubio,Farina. And Bernie by a lot.

*Yeah, that guy.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 07:26 PM (kdS6q)

138 I think you're thinking of the guy in the day threads who pretended he was a cob-logger equivalent and called us all dicks for not supporting the GOPe nominee.


Not ringing a bell. I guess it's best left to the cables.

Posted by: Grump928(C) likes the live blog at February 09, 2016 07:26 PM (rwI+c)

139 >>>> Was jeffb the guy who used to hang out in the ont and berate our musical choices?
Posted by: NCKate at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM
------
Yeah, same guy. That's him.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:26 PM (2x3L+)

140 It will be a two-man race between Trump and Cruz after tonight, but the GOPe won't admit it for a while. The best part is Karl Rove is on the tube now and it looks like he is about to cry.

Just remember the idiots who jumped on Team Rubio after he pulled off an astonishing third place finish in Iowa. The Rube-bots will try to flush their childish infatuation down the memory hole.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 09, 2016 07:27 PM (pq97T)

141 Whether ace's prediction is right or wrong, it's clear that he is a veritable Einstein of political insight, a true visionary. If you're asking yourself what takes to dominate the conservative blogosphere, well you've just seen it..

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at February 09, 2016 07:27 PM (rwI+c)

142
I'd love to believe Ace of Spade's Decision Desk Exit Polling.

But I think it is probably wrong. As much as I'd like to see it, I don't see Trump besting the second place man by more than DOUBLE.

- Not likely.

But a solid win is a solid win. And we'll take it whatever the margin.





Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 07:27 PM (zhLKc)

143 I think you're brilliant, Ace!

Posted by: ALH at February 09, 2016 07:27 PM (Z56vq)

144 Carson is gone after this. He is doing better than Other and Gilmore

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:11 PM (2x3L+)


Didn't even stick around for his "Victory" Party and cut out for So. Carolina. His spokesfeeble said it's cause N.H. is rayciss. Per Allah at Hot Gas.

Posted by: Joanne at February 09, 2016 07:27 PM (hgBpU)

145 Trump 90%
Cruz 15%
Carson 0%
Fiorina 0%
Christie 0%
Kasich 0%
Rubio 0%
Bush -5%

Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 09, 2016 07:27 PM (oVJmc)

146 Drudge concurs with the Decision Desk (except it's even worse for Hillz):

SANDERS 61% CLINTON 32%

EVITABLE, BABY!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2016 07:27 PM (8ZskC)

147 And should Trump win the nomination, it will be on the strength of his victories in places like NY, NJ, and CA -- in other words, in states he'd have zero chance of winning in the general election.

Posted by: Pastafarian at February 09, 2016 07:19 PM (pCf+a)


I live in Calif.... depending on who the Dem nominee is, it could be in play.

One of the major political issues out here is that the Repubs don't THINK they have any chance... and so don't even try.. creating a self fulfilling prophecy.

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 09, 2016 07:27 PM (f7rv6)

148 Stevie Van Zandt*

I'm calling it Trump,Kasich,Christie,Bush, Carson,Cruz,Rubio,Farina. And Bernie by a lot.

*Yeah, that guy.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 07:26 PM (kdS6q)


Lillyhammer!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:28 PM (qCMvj)

149 141 I thought so. Exit polling is telling me "what an ass".

Posted by: NCKate at February 09, 2016 07:28 PM (KPhjz)

150 I predict Allahpundit will soon troll his own readers.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 09, 2016 07:28 PM (jV8Mq)

151 126 What the hell is a Cohiba?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (2x3L+)

It once was the name of a fine Cuban cigar hand rolled on the thigh of a sweet young virgin!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 07:23 PM (wYnyS)



Now its a Domincan Cigar. Some of the producers fled Cuba with seeds and started up there. They are only allowed to call them Cohiba's in America though. Cohiba's everywhere else are Cuban origin.

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 07:28 PM (z/Ubi)

152 Question of the day. Will Gilmore manage to garner a single vote this time?

Story after the break.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 09, 2016 07:28 PM (+wjl1)

153 Schadenboner. I'm soaking in it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2016 07:28 PM (8ZskC)

154 >>>
Here's a prediction: Trump wins states with large Democrat bases and
open primaries, where Dems can cross over and contaminate the process.



I predict that out of the first 23 states' primaries, all but one of
Trump's victories (South Carolina) will be in that category -- liberal
states with open primaries.



What a co-inky-dink!



And should Trump win the nomination, it will be on the strength of
his victories in places like NY, NJ, and CA -- in other words, in states
he'd have zero chance of winning in the general election.
.
.
.
.In a normal election year maybe, but not in one with the Super Dooper Titanic, nay Biblical battle between Sanders and Hillary. Plus both sides appear to be at or over historic numbers if the polls are to be believed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 09, 2016 07:29 PM (iONHu)

155 Damn it. 140 now.

Posted by: NCKate at February 09, 2016 07:29 PM (KPhjz)

156 Trump almost 36%?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:06 PM (qCMvj)

That means he loses because 74% will never vote for him.

Posted by: Redpanzie at February 09, 2016 07:29 PM (T78UI)

157 I predict Allahpundit will soon troll his own readers.


It is a day ending in Y.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 07:29 PM (rwI+c)

158 My prediction?

Trump
Cruz
Kasich
Others

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 07:29 PM (AkOaV)

159 NBC calls it for Hillary.




Not the primary. The whole election.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 09, 2016 07:29 PM (oVJmc)

160 O/T.. Sweet Baby Jesus! From WZ., SCOTUS blocks Obama EPA powerplant plan. heh heh bwayayahahaaaa

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 07:29 PM (e7T6D)

161 That means he loses because 74% will never vote for him.


Posted by: Redpanzie at February 09, 2016 07:29 PM (T78UI)

Checks math... carry the one...
That means he loses because 74.6% will never vote for him.

Posted by: Redpanzie at February 09, 2016 07:29 PM (T78UI)

162 How many of the candidates are under an FBI investigation again?

Posted by: McCain Sucks at February 09, 2016 07:30 PM (8852Y)

163

Hey, does anyone have any solid info on whether Trump spent significantly more money on New Hampshire versus Iowa?

Very likely he - and everyone else has spent more time in Iowa. But has he dumped a lot more advertising/organizing money in one State versus the other?







Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 07:30 PM (zhLKc)

164 On a side note, those 24/24/24 numbers look like they are the "real time report" of the 30 or so votes that have already been cast. Trump, Cruz, and Kasich have all banked 9 votes so far. Not 9 percent, 9.

What I'm saying is, don't count on the 24/24/24 to hold up.

Posted by: Jake at February 09, 2016 07:30 PM (cRCUJ)

165 Red Johnson is right!

Posted by: Smoldering Bread at February 09, 2016 07:30 PM (rwI+c)

166 1.7% of Precincts reporting. Jim Gilmore still has 0 votes.


I'm trying to think of something snarky to add to this but I just can't.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 09, 2016 07:30 PM (WVsWD)

167 67 Given that RubyOh! revealed himself to be a robot (and thus ineligible for the office), I think he is the real winner here.





Posted by: BurtTC



RUB1.0?



Yes I Be 1.0. Yes I Be 1.0. Yes I Be 1.0. Yes I Be 1.0. Yes I Be 1.0. Yes I Be 1.0. Yes I Be 1.0. Yes I Be 1.0. ...





Posted by: RUB1.0-Mark-0 at February 09, 2016 07:26 PM (QdAXQ)


RubyOoooooo! Who wouldn't want a President THIS cool...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um8mMa5w41A

Unless you're a pirate.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 07:31 PM (TOk1P)

168 Kasich will do well in states that have legalized pot.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 09, 2016 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

169 Don Quixote @ 148: "I live in Calif.... depending on who the Dem nominee is, it could be in play."

You have an appropriate screen name, my friend. Don't stop believin', hold on to that fee-ee-eelin.

Posted by: Pastafarian at February 09, 2016 07:31 PM (pCf+a)

170 a genius, which, of course, I actually am, but this fact is not broadly nor enthusiastically enough proclaimed.

C'mon, some of us even pay for your jokes - semi-decadely.

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2016 07:31 PM (DL2i+)

171 144 I think you're brilliant, Ace!
Posted by: ALH at February 09, 2016 07:27 PM (Z56vq)



Uh-oh, someone forgot to check their e-mail on what words to use.

Um I mean nothing, nevermind forget I said anything.

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 07:31 PM (z/Ubi)

172 >>> Posted by: Jake at February 09, 2016 07:30 PM
-----
Thanks for the clarification, Jake.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:31 PM (2x3L+)

173 118 What the hell is a Cohiba?
Posted by: L, Elle
------------
An overpriced, but really nice cigar.
W specially in a Corona or Panatela (size).

Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 07:31 PM (OUpHg)

174 You can ID JeffB by the Phil Collins Tramp-Stamp.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2016 07:31 PM (NHG6e)

175 Last week: RUBIO WINS!

This week: WHO THE FUCK IS RUBIO? KASICH WINS!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 07:32 PM (4ErVI)

176 You can ID JeffB by the Phil Collins Tramp-Stamp.

That is the part most likely to survive the tragic fire.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 07:32 PM (rwI+c)

177 Gilmore is counting on the vision impaired/arthritic fingered/highly intoxicated demo to really turn out tonight.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 09, 2016 07:32 PM (1RNgT)

178 Seriously, I'm totally gobsmacked that fielding a cool with-it hepcat like Madeleine Albright to threaten young women with eternal damnation didn't turn things right around for Hillz.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2016 07:32 PM (8ZskC)

179 Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 07:30 PM (zhLKc)

Trump basically moved in to NH the last few months.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 07:32 PM (AkOaV)

180

Drudge should have a photo of Dr. Evil (played by Bernie), petting Hillary's head, like his cat on his lap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD-j4eIjQ5c

...when Mister Bigglesworth gets upset, people die!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:32 PM (qCMvj)

181 Deez Nutz by the narrowest of margins.

Shouldn't that be fuzziest of margins.

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2016 07:33 PM (DL2i+)

182 Donald is the gas, we are the match. *flick, flick*

It's not like we are going to get away with any of this stuff anyhow! I had a plan. I had planned to stay in a nursing home for years and years, but now, these Communists are going to cheat me out of my dream and my money. I would much rather go down swinging.

Get in there Donald, and then let's burn this thing right down to the foundation. Then we'll see what lives matter.

Posted by: goon at February 09, 2016 07:33 PM (gy5kE)

183 Steiner will come.

Posted by: Hillary! at February 09, 2016 07:33 PM (rwI+c)

184 dd people if youre lurking -- sorry I couldnt join you tonight. Had to work.

Enjoy NH though!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 07:33 PM (AkOaV)

185 It looks like Drudge is punking everyone by using the returns of a single early precinct showing something like 100 total votes

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2016 07:33 PM (r1fLd)

186 Shouldn't that be fuzziest of margins.
By a whisker.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2016 07:33 PM (WOyz5)

187 New resume enhancer: Kasich fluffer.

Posted by: teh Wind at February 09, 2016 07:33 PM (up5+o)

188 What the hell is a Cohiba?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (2x3L+)

I cigar rolled between an interns thighs.

Posted by: Redpanzie at February 09, 2016 07:34 PM (T78UI)

189 If Cruz does pull 2nd, aganst all the nay-sayers and GOPe, does that mean we get pudding cup pics?

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 09, 2016 07:34 PM (fQ/0p)

190 Drudge three way tie for first must be the Democrats (pun).

Posted by: Davod at February 09, 2016 07:34 PM (FWznJ)

191 Just got an update from my NH politico, Trump is kicking all kinds of ass and doing well in precincts that he was not expected to do well in. I think CAC and DD are right in their results

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:34 PM (2x3L+)

192 Why is Gary Gilmore even in this race? Aren't convicted felons ineligible?

And isn't he dead?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 07:34 PM (TOk1P)

193 So, uh, what's going on in Belknap County?


And World War Z is on FX.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 09, 2016 07:34 PM (TJCSB)

194 O/T.. Sweet Baby Jesus! From WZ., SCOTUS blocks Obama EPA powerplant plan. heh heh bwayayahahaaaa



Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 07:29 PM (e7T6D)


Hey Loretta, maybe you better ask Eric to give you those pictures to show John Roberts again!

Posted by: B. Hussein O'Bama at February 09, 2016 07:35 PM (wYnyS)

195
It looks like Drudge is punking everyone by using the returns of a single early precinct showing something like 100 total votes


Drudge loves trollin' Hilly.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 07:35 PM (oVJmc)

196

who on earth is voting for kasich

o.m.g.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:35 PM (qCMvj)

197 So the

BernieBros

are absolutely pounding the

HillaryHos

in NH!

Suhweet!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 09, 2016 07:35 PM (kXoT0)

198 I think Ace is WAY OUT on a limb here with his prediction...Time will tell!

Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 09, 2016 07:35 PM (Xlh4y)

199
Harry @ 180,

Dollar amount versus dollar amount in New Hampshire versus Iowa? That's what I'm curious about.

Candidate Visitations are harder to quantify since all the candidates visit both States quite a bit in the months leading up to the actual voting nights.



Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 07:36 PM (zhLKc)

200 Why the hell would anyone care about legalizing herb. That is just so bizarre. It would be better if I ... uhn, ... I forgot what I was going to say... besides, I need another drink!

Posted by: goon at February 09, 2016 07:36 PM (gy5kE)

201 Why can't Bernie do some serious trolling on Hillary and demand she suspend her campaign. She's losing badly and has that criminal thing hanging around her neck. And of course there's rapey Bill.

Posted by: McCain Sucks at February 09, 2016 07:36 PM (8852Y)

202 who on earth is voting for kasich

o.m.g.

NH is a strange State... It's one of the places Kasich would do well in... It's not reallya Cruz kind of State...

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 07:36 PM (/dSsq)

203 Cruz will come in 2nd place and the media will ignore him.

Posted by: Dobby at February 09, 2016 07:36 PM (b1uWI)

204 And World War Z is on FX.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 09, 2016 07:34 PM (TJCSB)


heh, I was wondering what to watch to coincide with this clown circus

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:36 PM (qCMvj)

205 >>> You can ID JeffB by the Phil Collins Tramp-Stamp.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2016 07:31 PM (NHG6e)
----
Okay, I laughed.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:36 PM (2x3L+)

206 add non gope Trump- Cruz- Carly- Ben =57.3%

Posted by: seamrog at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (bLKkG)

207 In an unprecedented move, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton rapped and twerked onstage in South Carolina in an attempt to draw more black voters to her flagging campaign.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (4ErVI)

208 Independents are voting for Kasich.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (sj3Ax)

209

Trump still wearing the Teflon.
oh my

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (qCMvj)

210 My predictions: TRUMP and the commie who never held a real job before getting elected win.

Out of the box, I know.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (+wjl1)

211 Well, time watch Parts Nine and Ten of "The Pacific". Part Eight was the one with John Basilone at Iwo Jima.

Kinda puts things in perspective for me.

Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (JBggj)

212
Donald Trump's Hair is my President Camacho.

Cruz is Bowers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (LUgeY)

213 The " Son of a retired postman - shtick " worked wonders in NH obviously. They loves 'em some mailmen's sons. Especially the steam powered ones..

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (e7T6D)

214 it will be deliciously sweet feasting on Fat Tuesday if the exit poll is close to the results.

RINO tears and Shrillery screeches...

please let it be so.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (Eq8if)

215 Just remember, only one man can come in third for the win!

Posted by: B. Hussein O'Bama at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (wYnyS)

216
Elle @ 192,

That's extremely good news for The Don.




Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (zhLKc)

217 If Donald doesn't win then you can be sure, once and for all, of a VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY! Thank Jesus! The truth is finally out there!

Posted by: goon at February 09, 2016 07:38 PM (gy5kE)

218 Independents are voting for Kasich.


Yup. My hairdresser just loves Him...

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 07:38 PM (/dSsq)

219 And World War Z is on FX.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 09, 2016 07:34 PM (TJCSB)



heh, I was wondering what to watch to coincide with this clown circus

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:36 PM (qCMvj)


Fast zombies. Bleh.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 07:38 PM (TOk1P)

220 *208
In an unprecedented move, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton rapped
and twerked onstage in South Carolina in an attempt to draw more black
voters to her flagging campaign.


Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (4ErVI)*

Dammit Dack!

* reaches for brain bleach*

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 09, 2016 07:38 PM (ByLlW)

221 Cruz pulls ahead of of marCOboT 3000 to take over 4th place.

With just 2% reporting.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 09, 2016 07:38 PM (WVsWD)

222 5. Guy Who Needs Six Viagra and Three Red Bulls To Even be Close to an Act of Love

You don't want to see what happens if he gets that backwards.

Posted by: The Screen Door at February 09, 2016 07:38 PM (DL2i+)

223 209 Independents are voting for Kasich.
Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (sj3Ax)

undeclared voters (like me) need to pick a party to get a primary ballot.

So you walk up, they say "R or D?" and you need to pick.

I think MOST of the dem-leaning undeclares are grabbing ballots to either defend Hillary to help Bernie.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 07:38 PM (AkOaV)

224 This is so funny. Some guy dressed up with a cardboard box with "Marco Ruboto" in magic marker written on it and a colander on his head got beaten up at by Marco supporters at one of his events

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:38 PM (2x3L+)

225 60 Ace vous etes un genie. Veritable Einstein de perspicacite politique. Il est clair que l'un des grands esprits de cet age.


Effectivement!

Posted by: le Professeur at February 09, 2016 07:39 PM (AWwDY)

226 Friends,

I don't understand. Bernie Sanders goes to Al Sharpton to help him with the black vote in SC.

I live in SC. I am white.

But how much influence does Al Sharpton have here?

I also think this whole thing is a "don't care."

Bernie was already going to win SC. Nobody loves Hillary. Just 2.5% of women are lesbians.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 09, 2016 07:39 PM (1ijHg)

227 Ted now overtakes !jeb! for third.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 09, 2016 07:40 PM (WVsWD)

228 Blond bimbo on Fox News has trouble figuring out vote totals. Shocking.

Posted by: Stay out da Bushes at February 09, 2016 07:40 PM (rZJS9)

229
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (4ErVI)*

Dack, from now on leave the brown acid alone

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 07:41 PM (voOPb)

230 Sounds like it's going the way they said it would so far... This is to be Kasichs best chance

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 07:41 PM (/dSsq)

231 This just in:

Fox News declares N.E. Patriots real winners of SB 50.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 07:41 PM (TOk1P)

232 I stand by my other prediction that Rubio comes in first. for similar reasons, plus, of course, my own not-very-subtle attempt to play the Expectations Game against him.

Even after his Angry outbursts? Bold prediction, ace.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 07:41 PM (uURQL)

233 Yeah, I mean, hell... everyone in my class last Thursday was all talking about the son of a mailman and Governor of a state that starts with a O or somesuch.. anyway.. after our instructor showed us some K-man moves, it was clear to ALL of us who were were going to support today. I mean, that's like at least 20 votes, right there... cause.. man,,.... those hands... he "gets" it. He "gets" us!

Posted by: Student at Judo Chop Fitness Class at February 09, 2016 07:41 PM (e7T6D)

234 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (4ErVI) [I/]

The idea, not to mention the vision, of her "twerking", is just an escalation of hostilities that my brain, what's left of it, can not get with! Not!

Posted by: goon at February 09, 2016 07:41 PM (gy5kE)

235 What I'm saying is, don't count on the 24/24/24 to hold up.
--
9/9/9!!!

Posted by: The Herminator at February 09, 2016 07:41 PM (bA+CL)

236 Blond bimbo on Fox News has trouble figuring out vote totals. Shocking.

Posted by: Stay out da Bushes at February 09, 2016 07:40 PM (rZJS9)

Elbows and maths are not necessarily genetically linked!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 07:41 PM (wYnyS)

237 She went with the slick look. The gay hairdressers conducted a lobotomy.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 09, 2016 07:41 PM (1ijHg)

238 My predictions: TRUMP and the commie who never held a real job before getting elected win.



Out of the box, I know.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (+wjl1)

Well,Half the people are pissed at Obama because he is too right wing.Half the people are pissed at Obama because he is too left wing.And half the people are think Obama is doing a wonderful job.

Posted by: Redpanzie at February 09, 2016 07:41 PM (T78UI)

239 One downside if the Hilldawg drops out before South Carolina: we don't get to hear her break out her "no ways tired" southern drawl.

Posted by: Jake at February 09, 2016 07:41 PM (cRCUJ)

240 225 This is so funny. Some guy dressed up with a cardboard box with "Marco Ruboto" in magic marker written on it and a colander on his head got beaten up at by Marco supporters at one of his events
Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:38 PM (2x3L+)



Sort of funny. But I think it certainly shows that the Rubio fans really are homorless and can't take a joke.

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (z/Ubi)

241 225 This is so funny. Some guy dressed up with a cardboard box with "Marco Ruboto" in magic marker written on it and a colander on his head got beaten up at by Marco supporters at one of his events
Posted by: L, Elle
-----------
There has been a video in the sidebar all day...

Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (OUpHg)

242

Trump said he would be fine if he won by 1 vote.
It might come to that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (qCMvj)

243 I predict Jim Gilmore has lots of relatives in NH and will exceed Iowa numbers by at least 50%

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (A4vB/)

244 I have as many votes as Jim Gilmore and I'm not running.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (kTF2Z)

245 Ace, any thoughts on Trump calling Ted a wussy?

Did Trump really "stare down" Cruz at the debate?

I donated to Cruz based on your podcasts convincing me he's the dick we need.

Posted by: Harun at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (UBBWX)

246 I predict pain.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (Nwg0u)

247 Even after his Angry outbursts?

Angry repetitive outbursts


Angry repetitive outbursts

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (rwI+c)

248 >>>>
Steiner will come.
.
.
.
.
.OK that made me chuckle....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (iONHu)

249 #100: as a native, and from the random interactions i have with other residents of Lost Angels, i think Trump could make a decent run here in #Failifornia in November.

he certainly has a better chance than any of the "electable" choices the GOPe keeps pushing. there's a whole lot of pissed off people in this state, many of whom don't bother voting, because the outcome is usually obvious ahead of time.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (Eq8if)

250 I'm going back to reading Cruz book.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (sj3Ax)

251 Trump said he would be fine if he won by 1 vote.
It might come to that.

As long as it isn't Kasich behind Him...

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (/dSsq)

252 OMG. According to the decision desk, Gilmore now has 0.1%!*




* Mx. Other is up to 1.2%

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (+wjl1)

253 This is so funny. Some guy dressed up with a
cardboard box with "Marco Ruboto" in magic marker written on it and a
colander on his head got beaten up at by Marco supporters at one of his
events

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:38 PM (2x3L+)

"Marco Ruboto" is a birther. He earned it.

Posted by: Redpanzie at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (T78UI)

254 I'm just interested in who Sununu endorsed. His son is running for Guv as well. So one of the GOPers, but which one?

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 09, 2016 07:43 PM (MIKMs)

255 In the DD exit poll, it was interesting to note that not one age group or affiliation preferred Hillz, it was straight Bernz all the way down the line.

I love watching her lose to a virtual unknown with an even worse resume than she has. He's also not at all wealthy. There is no previously used category to delineate political hopefuls that he is on the top side of when compared to her and yet, he is winning.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 09, 2016 07:43 PM (kXoT0)

256 Dondi is in fourth place. Fourth place is the new third place

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 07:43 PM (45oDG)

257 Getting something goofy, the comment block lines are gone

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2016 07:43 PM (HWcaz)

258 Fast zombies, much like long bows, are where it's at.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 09, 2016 07:43 PM (TJCSB)

259 So, if you come to prank Angry Marco, be ready to whip ass.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 07:43 PM (rwI+c)

260 Holy Cow! Gilmore got a vote!

Posted by: Old Blue at February 09, 2016 07:43 PM (9iR5/)

261 This is so funny. Some guy dressed up with a cardboard box with "Marco
Ruboto" in magic marker written on it and a colander on his head got
beaten up at by Marco supporters at one of his events
---
That's about the worst cosplay I've ever seen.

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 09, 2016 07:43 PM (ZbV+0)

262 ♪ I am a mailman for the county.
And I drive the mainroad.
Lookin' in people's windows.
And lickin' me some toad. ♪

Posted by: glen kasich at February 09, 2016 07:43 PM (WOyz5)

263 I predict an angry socialist will win both the Democrat and Republican primaries.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 09, 2016 07:43 PM (kf2iZ)

264
Fun fact

Adam Wollner
Days in NH (11/5/14-2/9/16)

Christie: 75
Kasich: 70
Graham: 67
Fiorina: 59
Bush: 55
Rubio: 37
Paul: 31
Cruz: 30
Trump: 28
Carson: 17

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 07:44 PM (kdS6q)

265 The decision desk periscope is the best thing ever. that is all.

Posted by: not the mama at February 09, 2016 07:44 PM (xBQIU)

266 I predict Kasich will still irritate the hell out of me.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2016 07:44 PM (HgMAr)

267 From the prior thread.

Trump: 29 red hats
Kasich: 19 mail sacks
Rubio: 14,14,14,14,14,14,14,14,
Cruz: 12
Christie: 11 jersey barriers
Bush: 9 burritos
Carson: 1 flight home
Carly 1 how do I get Trump's attention again?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 07:07 PM



Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 07:44 PM (3myMJ)

268 254 This is so funny. Some guy dressed up with a cardboard box with "Marco Ruboto" in magic marker written on it and a colander on his head got beaten up at by Marco supporters at one of his events

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:38 PM (2x3L+)


Domo Arigato, Marco Roboto

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 09, 2016 07:44 PM (GsebS)

269 Now there back, all the comments were listed by number but listed like one column

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2016 07:44 PM (HWcaz)

270 Hillary is a liar. I cannot vote for a liar. Sanders seems truthful. I will vote for him.

Posted by: Brain Dead Liberal at February 09, 2016 07:45 PM (1ijHg)

271 Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a MARCOBOT 3000 computer. I became
operational at the R.U.B.I.O. plant in Miami, Florida on the 28th of May 1971. My instructor taught me to repeat a talking point. If you'd like to hear it I can repeat it for you.

Posted by: MARCOBOT 3000 at February 09, 2016 07:45 PM (uZNvH)

272 Chi, yeah, I keep forgetting we have a sidebar.

Btw, MisHum said he would love to do a weekend doggeh post but needs a partner. How bout you? If you do, I promise I'll send you guys cute doggeh pics and vids to help out.

Say yes. Please?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:45 PM (2x3L+)

273 Ace, any thoughts on Trump calling Ted a wussy?

Did Trump really "stare down" Cruz at the debate?

I donated to Cruz based on your podcasts convincing me he's the dick we need.
Posted by: Harun at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (UBBWX)

******

To be fair, that was a plant woman in the audience who did that.

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 09, 2016 07:45 PM (bMNCx)

274 I wonder how many "hillary" supporters were shipped in and bribed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:20 PM (qCMvj)


Not nearly enough.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 07:45 PM (NPofj)

275

**Domo Arigato Marko Roboto**


Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 07:45 PM (zhLKc)

276 I predict Jeb will still be Herbert.

Posted by: Dr. Sevrin at February 09, 2016 07:45 PM (HgMAr)

277
212 Well, time watch Parts Nine and Ten of "The Pacific". Part Eight was the one with John Basilone at Iwo Jima.

Kinda puts things in perspective for me.


Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (JBggj)
[I/]

I hear ya'. Think of my Dad and my Uncle Raymond. Studs.

Posted by: goon at February 09, 2016 07:46 PM (gy5kE)

278 Carly 1 how do I get Trump's attention again?
---
*Insert tastelessly sexist innuendo here*

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 09, 2016 07:46 PM (ZbV+0)

279 Whatever happens, the results tonight will be definitive and settle this election for all time!!!!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 07:46 PM (oVJmc)

280 254 This is so funny. Some guy dressed up with a
cardboard box with "Marco Ruboto" in magic marker written on it and a
colander on his head got beaten up at by Marco supporters at one of his
events

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:38 PM (2x3L+)

"Marco Ruboto" is a birther. He earned it.


Posted by: Redpanzie at February 09, 2016 07:42 PM (T78UI)


So its now OK to BEAT UP people you don't agree with?

Be careful what you wish for...

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 09, 2016 07:46 PM (f7rv6)

281
Fun fact

Rick Klein
NH campaign events

Kasich 165
Christie 133
Bush 94
Rubio 78
Cruz 59
Trump 33

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 07:46 PM (kdS6q)

282 Trump w/ 32%.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 09, 2016 07:47 PM (Iyg03)

283
Aw! Curmudgeon you beat me with your comment @ 269!
Blast!





Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 07:47 PM (zhLKc)

284 Let's flip a coin!

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at February 09, 2016 07:47 PM (HgMAr)

285 CNN with all their multi-million dollar teams are predicting pretty close to what the Decision Desk Crew is showing.

I guess that's why The Federalist stole them away

Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2016 07:47 PM (xehGe)

286 Keep in mind this is New Hampshire, it is the Canary without the coal mine...they all chirp bullshit constantly!

Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 09, 2016 07:48 PM (Xlh4y)

287 So its now OK to BEAT UP people you don't agree with?



Be careful what you wish for...

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 09, 2016 07:46 PM (f7rv6)

There is a difference between 'earn' and 'deserve'.
It has been adjudicated.

Posted by: Redpanzie at February 09, 2016 07:48 PM (T78UI)

288 283 Trump w/ 32%.


Posted by: rdbrewer at February 09, 2016 07:47 PM (Iyg03)


He's not at 33%!!!!

Seeeeeee... he's a LOSER!

Posted by: TDS at February 09, 2016 07:48 PM (f7rv6)

289 Fun fact

Rick Klein
NH campaign events

Kasich 165
Christie 133
Bush 94
Rubio 78
Cruz 59
Trump 33


4 of 6 are being paid from the public fisc.

Just something I noticed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 07:48 PM (rwI+c)

290 Wow, Fox still pimping for the Rubot. Disgusting.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:48 PM (2x3L+)

291 225 This is so funny. Some guy dressed up with a cardboard box with "Marco Ruboto" in magic marker written on it and a colander on his head got beaten up at by Marco supporters at one of his events
Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:38 PM (2x3L+)


Glad to see the election is being treated with the seriousness it deserves.

Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2016 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

292

the Politico primary results is crap and way behind the ace decision desk

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:49 PM (qCMvj)

293 Release the kraken!

Posted by: That guy who just can't let go of old memes at February 09, 2016 07:49 PM (LAe3v)

294 John Kasich: appeals to those Republican voters who had regarded Jon Huntsman as a wild-eyed right-wing radical.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2016 07:49 PM (noWW6)

295 Gravitational waves have something to do with how Trump keeps his hair in place, right?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 07:49 PM (21hN3)

296 It has been adjudicated.

MarcoBot was bonafide.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 07:50 PM (rwI+c)

297 "Glad to see the election is being treated with the seriousness it deserves."

we are no longer a serious country...

or one of laws either.

/me pours another drink

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2016 07:50 PM (Eq8if)

298

nervous when the big precincts drop

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:50 PM (qCMvj)

299 drunk moron, learn to use the italics correctly!
okay. sorry, me.

Posted by: goon at February 09, 2016 07:50 PM (gy5kE)

300 Kasich in the lead with inbred motherhumpers.

Rubio strong amongst heavy perspirers.

So far, Trump's support with Puppetry Arts majors remains weak.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 07:50 PM (oVJmc)

301 There is a difference between 'earn' and 'deserve'.
It has been adjudicated.


Posted by: Redpanzie at February 09, 2016 07:48 PM (T78UI)


so.... to reiterate...

Its your position that those making a Political comment you do not like.... can be beaten up?

Posted by: TDS at February 09, 2016 07:50 PM (f7rv6)

302 Breaking :

Word most associated with Kasich in exit polls : Limp.


Word most associated with Cruz in exit polls : Rock Hard Erection.

Posted by: AoS Decision Desk at February 09, 2016 07:50 PM (TJCSB)

303 I predict Marco will lose one place in each primary until he drops out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 07:51 PM (rwI+c)

304 If Rubio doesn't take first place by a wide margin it's clear his discredited policies have been repudiated by the electorate and he should drop out.

Posted by: ugg boots at February 09, 2016 07:51 PM (fbovC)

305 "208 In an unprecedented move, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton rapped and twerked onstage in South Carolina in an attempt to draw more black voters to her flagging campaign.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (4ErVI)"

Unsportsmanlike conduct foul in the backfield. I believe this will be a 15 yard penalty assessed at the spot of the foul and a loss of delegates.

Posted by: John Madden, Chief Campaign Correspondent at February 09, 2016 07:51 PM (r/fFS)

306 I'm offended that the statistics do not reflect that Democrat candidate Vermin Supreme is in third place in NH.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at February 09, 2016 07:51 PM (XfiJ6)

307 What kind of weather is bell weather?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 07:51 PM (FkBIv)

308 Btw, I didn't think it was funny at all that the Marco Ruboto costume guy got beat up. I just thought it was hilarious that he showed up in the costume. It was fun and funny and the Rubio people are shitheads.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:51 PM (2x3L+)

309 Wow, Fox still pimping for the Rubot. Disgusting.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:48 PM (2x3L+)


figures

what would be fantastic is if all of their propaganda pushing for him epicaly fails

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (qCMvj)

310 by the way, the dd map of NH is wildly inaccurate.

I have no idea what they're going for there.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (AkOaV)

311 112 Was jeffb the guy who used to hang out in the ont and berate our musical choices?

Posted by: NCKate at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (KPhjz)

Jeff B is that guy who follows me during the night hours and unfollows me during the day when his lady is watching his twitter TL

Don't know why that is, some people are quirky



Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (xehGe)

312 You know why the young think socialism is OK?

Because they all have grown up with social media, which they think is the coolest thing ever, and socialism sort of sounds like it's just social, and they like social.

And because they are stupid.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (U6f54)

313 boy waiting around is boring.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (dciA+)

314 273 Chi, yeah, I keep forgetting we have a sidebar.

Btw, MisHum said he would love to do a weekend doggeh post but needs a partner. How bout you? If you do, I promise I'll send you guys cute doggeh pics and vids to help out.

Say yes. Please?
Posted by: L, Elle
----------------

I know you forget about sidebar - that's why I gave you a hard time about it.
Yeah, I need to get up with MisHum re: a pup thread.
Heck, I could write an act movie review just about Tucker, but Mis would have to do all the formatting. And he'd probably want to stick in some cute pics of Dreamer in there too...

But, yeah. It would probably be a big weekend hit. Feel free to send pics either way! You should have my email addy by now, no?

Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (OUpHg)

315 I am hoping for a Trump/Cruz ticket....

Their campaign slogan can be "T & C to kick ass, take names and let God sort them out."

I am also hoping for a Sanders/Sharpton ticket.

Their campaign slogan can be "Kill A Whitey for US Commies."

Guess who wins the general election?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (ej1L0)

316 Go, Vermin!

Posted by: Smallish Bees at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (XfiJ6)

317 what would be fantastic is if all of their propaganda pushing for him epicaly fails


1 Jeb
2 Rubio
3 ??

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (rwI+c)

318 Ruuuubio, don't take your love to New Hampshire.

- Kenny Rogers

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)

319 3.7% voted for Cruz because he was so good in 'Mission Impossible.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

320 Hillary Clinton rapped and twerked

Cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (FkBIv)

321 Its your position that those making a Political comment you do not like.... can be beaten up?

Posted by: TDS at February 09, 2016 07:50 PM (f7rv6)

Sure, they can be. But may they?
/not really a grammar nazi

Posted by: Redpanzie at February 09, 2016 07:53 PM (T78UI)

322 DrewMTips said on twitter that he is getting confident that tonight's results will be a big repudiation of the establishment. One they perhaps can't just ignore.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 07:53 PM (dciA+)

323 >>>>One downside if the Hilldawg drops out before South Carolina: we don't get to hear her break out her "no ways tired" southern drawl.

Have I missed something? The only polls I was able to find show her absolutely crushing him in SC. Granted, that primary's still two and a half weeks away, but based on the polling margin (roughly 30%) it would be one of the all-time victories for him.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 09, 2016 07:53 PM (UkUtC)

324 Sol Invictus should run against him.

Posted by: Harun at February 09, 2016 07:53 PM (UBBWX)

325 boy waiting around is boring.


Settle in and share some Twitwit with us.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 07:53 PM (rwI+c)

326 What kind of weather is bell weather?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 07:51 PM (FkBIv)

When it's clear as a bell...

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 07:53 PM (wYnyS)

327 323 DrewMTips said on twitter that he is getting confident that tonight's results will be a big repudiation of the establishment. One they perhaps can't just ignore.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 07:53 PM (dciA+)

shouldn't ignore, or won't ignore?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 07:53 PM (AkOaV)

328 @315
act = ace movie review

Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 07:53 PM (OUpHg)

329 Sol Invictus should run against him.

He is undefeated, you know.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 07:54 PM (rwI+c)

330 Sort of funny. But I think it certainly shows that the Rubio fans really are homorless and can't take a joke.


Meh. They're hot-blooded Cubans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2016 07:54 PM (8ZskC)

331 I'm looking forward to Trump's victory speech. He's either going to be very humble or somebody is getting called an asshole. It could break either way.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 07:54 PM (/tuJf)

332 "An unaffiliated voter may choose one party's ballot, which makes them a registered member of that party. However, temporary affiliation is possible, as voters can fill out a card at the polling place to return to undeclared status after the vote is cast. For this reason, New Hampshire allows same day registration for unaffiliated voters."

Ergo Kasich.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2016 07:54 PM (VdICR)

333 a wether is a castrated male goat. I guess they put bells on them, and you can tell where the heard is by listening for the bellwether.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 07:54 PM (dciA+)

334 I am hoping for a Trump/Cruz ticket....



Their campaign slogan can be "T C to kick ass, take names and let God sort them out."

--

Good Cop / Bad Cop 2016

Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun! at February 09, 2016 07:54 PM (pVkEV)

335 Prediction: a quarter of Sanders' delegates will be awarded to Hillary Clinton. When he protests, the answer will be case closed!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 09, 2016 07:54 PM (nIGPZ)

336 And because they are stupid.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (U6f54)


But, mostly stupid.

Posted by: Redpanzie at February 09, 2016 07:55 PM (T78UI)

337

abc: Live New Hampshire Primary Exit Poll Analysis: Voters More Divided Than Ever

lol
" this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:55 PM (qCMvj)

338 42 Heh heh... Bernie at 62%.... heh... that would be awesome if it holds true

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 07:07 PM (e7T6D)

If that does hold, I could envision Hillary ordering executions of her staff

Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2016 07:55 PM (xehGe)

339
The Decision Desk really needs some teletype sound effects. Otherwise, it's just the sounds of a bunch of people eating.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 09, 2016 07:55 PM (iQIUe)

340 Breitbart now says:

Trump 34%, Kasich 15%, Bush 11%, Cruz 10%, Rubio 10%, Christie 9%

Sanders 54%, Clinton 44%

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2016 07:55 PM (r1fLd)

341 by the way, the dd map of NH is wildly inaccurate. I have no idea what they're going for there.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (AkOaV)


What do you mean by inaccurate? Wrong shape? Size ... ?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 07:56 PM (uURQL)

342 oh dear

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 07:56 PM (e7T6D)

343 316 I am hoping for a Trump/Cruz ticket....

Their campaign slogan can be "T & C to kick ass, take names and let God sort them out."

I am also hoping for a Sanders/Sharpton ticket.

Their campaign slogan can be "Kill A Whitey for US Commies."

Guess who wins the general election?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (ej1L0)


Factoring in the media, the educational establishment, and the vote fraud, I wouldn't be too confident of the outcome.

Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2016 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

344 I'm looking forward to Trump's victory speech. He's either going to be very humble or somebody is getting called an asshole. It could break either way.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 07:54 PM (/tuJf)


I might stay up for this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:56 PM (qCMvj)

345 And because they are stupid.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 09, 2016 07:52 PM (U6f54)

I think the AoS Style Manual requires the finish line to be of the form:
But, mostly because they're stupid!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 07:56 PM (wYnyS)

346 One they perhaps can't just ignore.

They have a fallback plan - misinterpret.

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2016 07:56 PM (DL2i+)

347 "If that does hold, I could envision Hillary ordering executions of her staff"

the traditional 1 in 10?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2016 07:56 PM (Eq8if)

348 I heard the herd.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2016 07:56 PM (FkBIv)

349
Is the DDhq going to have one of those wild Ted Kennedy type parties at the end of the night?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 09, 2016 07:56 PM (iQIUe)

350 "208 In an unprecedented move, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton rapped and twerked onstage in South Carolina in an attempt to draw more black voters to her flagging campaign.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 07:37 PM (4ErVI)"

In an unfortunate incident, when Mrs. Clinton's Spanx gave way during her "dance" moves, four Secret Service agents and twenty-three voters were killed outright, additionally sixty-seven voters have been hospitalized in critical condition. Mrs. Clinton herself was not hurt because of the brave actions of the Secret Service agents. Mrs. Clinton's staff has vowed to visit those folks in the morgue hospital and to sure they get an absentee ballot along with her best wishes.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 09, 2016 07:56 PM (kXoT0)

351 What do you mean by inaccurate? Wrong shape? Size ... ?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 07:56 PM (uURQL)

shape is close, but the towns aren't where they're supposed to be.

Look up seacoast towns, then look at the towns that should be on the seacoast on the dd map.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 07:57 PM (AkOaV)

352 decision desk should call it for Trump, just so they can be first again ... better hurry

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 07:57 PM (5Gpe2)

353 If that does hold, I could envision Hillary ordering executions of her staff

Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2016 07:55 PM (xehGe)


Drudge should have a photo of Dr. Evil (played by Bernie), petting Hillary's head, like his cat on his lap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD-j4eIjQ5c

...when Mister Bigglesworth gets upset, people die!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:57 PM (qCMvj)

354 Kenginston, for example, is not on the seacoast.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 09, 2016 07:57 PM (AkOaV)

355 Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2016 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

The Clinton Foundation has probably got a significant investment in the Diebold voting machine division. So...

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 07:57 PM (wYnyS)

356

Nice, Drudge scoops Fox once again!


Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 07:58 PM (zhLKc)

357 Yay! Chi, thanks for saying yes. MisHum has done the ONT successfully enough that I'm sure that he will be just fine with being in charge of doing the formatting. Plus, he doesn't drink so is one of the more responsible Morons. If you see him before me, ask him to run the idea past whoever posts his ONTs. I think it's either CBD or Maet.

I hope this happens. I'm so happy you said yes!!!

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:58 PM (2x3L+)

358 345 I'm looking forward to Trump's victory speech. He's either going to be very humble or somebody is getting called an asshole. It could break either way.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 07:54 PM (/tuJf)

I might stay up for this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:56 PM (qCMvj)



Whether or not one likes Trump, I hope we can all agree that his presidential run will be entertaining.

When he wins, I hope he announces to Obama, "You're fired."

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 09, 2016 07:58 PM (uURQL)

359

This just in, Cruz doing well in the parts of Northern New Hampshire that are actually in Canada.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 07:58 PM (kdS6q)

360 decision desk should call it for Trump, just so they can be first again ... better hurry

I think Trump's a given, the battle is for third.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 07:58 PM (rwI+c)

361 boy waiting around is boring.Posted by: ace

Quite the contrary, having a boy waiting around is good.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at February 09, 2016 07:58 PM (fbovC)

362 Here comes the official calls on both sides!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 07:58 PM (21hN3)

363 323 DrewMTips said on twitter that he is getting confident that tonight's results will be a big repudiation of the establishment. One they perhaps can't just ignore.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 07:53 PM (dciA+)



Sort of like the House Majority Leader losing his primary?

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 07:58 PM (z/Ubi)

364 Bold prediction: We will find out the results of the primary after all the votes have been tallied.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 09, 2016 07:58 PM (nIGPZ)

365 1 more minute and he announces.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 09, 2016 07:58 PM (iQIUe)

366 I hope Cruz beats Bush and comes in 2nd or 3rd. Kasich and Bush I was hoping to go away after NH, but it now appears they will be a persistent case of herpes until the cash runs out.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 09, 2016 07:58 PM (r6ujM)

367
If that does hold, I could envision Hillary ordering executions of her staff


Wheelbarrows on standby.

Posted by: Fort Marcy Park Ranger Corps at February 09, 2016 07:58 PM (oVJmc)

368 I predicted Bernie 57 Hillbot 40

Am I close?

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 07:58 PM (qUNWi)

369 This really means nothing. South Carolina is where we find out if Trump is the real deal or not.

Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 07:59 PM (1P5JK)

370

Trump won?

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 07:59 PM (qCMvj)

371 "If that does hold, I could envision Hillary ordering executions of her staff"

the traditional 1 in 10?


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2016 07:56 PM (Eq8if)

And in every state!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 07:59 PM (wYnyS)

372 CNN just called NH for Trump and Sanders.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 07:59 PM (/tuJf)

373 Fox calling it for Trump. Won't call second or third or fourth too close

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:59 PM (2x3L+)

374 The Revenant: A reenactment ... set in the New Hampshire woods... Starring: Hillary... as Leo Dicaprio. ... and introducing Harsh Reality as the bear.

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 07:59 PM (e7T6D)

375 Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 07:53 PM (dciA+)

Ooooh....

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 08:00 PM (3myMJ)

376
Trump won?


Experts consider a win for Trump to be a major defeat.

Posted by: NBC at February 09, 2016 08:00 PM (oVJmc)

377 South Carolina is where we find out if Trump is the real deal or not.

SC is one of the stranger of the southern states. Like Tennessee and Kentuckansa.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 09, 2016 08:00 PM (rwI+c)

378 Abc calls it for Trump.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at February 09, 2016 08:00 PM (fbovC)

379 FWIW - All 3 cable news networks now calling it for Sanders & Trump.

Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 08:00 PM (OUpHg)

380 I don't speak Cuban. Will there be a place for me, or a job for my nephew and his ho, in America, after this is all over?

No?

Well that's okay. You'll all be able to live on the bacteria in the salt that we leave behind.

Posted by: goon at February 09, 2016 08:00 PM (gy5kE)

381
Fun fact

Mark Murray
Overall current ad spending:

Bush: 76.7M
Rubio: 48M
Sanders: 21.3M
Clinton: 17.4M
Christie: 16.6M
Cruz: 13.9M
Kasich: 13.2M
Trump: 8.3M

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 08:00 PM (kdS6q)

382 decision desk should call it for Trump, just so they can be first again ... better hurry


Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 07:57 PM (5Gpe2)

Too early - GOP "adjusters" need to do some adjusting...
Hey Zeus!
CNN didn't get the message, called for T-rump?!

Posted by: Redpanzie at February 09, 2016 08:00 PM (T78UI)

383 So Drudge has a link up on exit polling that half of the R's say they feel betrayed by the party...and they're going to go for Kasich in some big way?? Umm,,,

Posted by: Lady in Black...Death to the Man Bun! at February 09, 2016 08:00 PM (pVkEV)

384

Wow, quick calls.
Large shut outs.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:00 PM (qCMvj)

385 Pssst....I hear Carson's dropping out.

Pass it on...

Posted by: NBC at February 09, 2016 08:01 PM (oVJmc)

386 Btw, I didn't think it was funny at all that the Marco Ruboto costume guy got beat up. I just thought it was hilarious that he showed up in the costume. It was fun and funny and the Rubio people are shitheads.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:51 PM (2x3L+)

Yes, that was wrong and stupid. It used to be part of the election process-dressing up in stupid costumes to support or deride a candidate. If you can't take someone dressed up in a sill costume, then perhaps we shouldn't give you the nuclear football?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 09, 2016 08:01 PM (kXoT0)

387 Hey so I think Scott Adams reads you, Ace. Today to give himself "social credibility" he sarcastically says he loves science in a very sexual way!!!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 09, 2016 08:01 PM (JwLCI)

388 Dec Desk says Trump, Kasich, Cruz, Bush, Rubio in that order.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2016 08:01 PM (r1fLd)

389 Off topic but does anyone know who the beauty is that is doing the Jared Jewelry commercials?

Very viagra worthy.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 09, 2016 08:01 PM (ej1L0)

390 I predicted Bernie 57 Hillbot 40

Am I close?

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 07:58 PM (qUNWi)


Pretty much, Sanders 52, Killery 40. With 4% counted.

Posted by: Joanne at February 09, 2016 08:02 PM (hgBpU)

391 ANy of you morons have the Amzn Prime? Like older musics maybe?

Check out The Boswell Sisters on prime music... they predated the Andrew Sisters by 8 years ( mid to late 1930's) from New Orleans... great harmony. I like the oldie music on nights like this.

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 08:02 PM (e7T6D)

392 A wether is a type of long-haired Central European weasel. In the Middle Ages, they would be tied to long poles and used to dust bells on Saturday afternoons in preparation for the Sabbath. The faint sing-song swish of fur over bronze was a tell-tale sign to villagers that it was close to Sunday, hence the term "bellwether" as an indicator of coming events.

Posted by: true history at February 09, 2016 08:02 PM (GPdWi)

393 Trump Kasich ticket .. they get OH, NY, MI, PA ...

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 08:02 PM (5Gpe2)

394 339 42 Heh heh... Bernie at 62%.... heh... that would be awesome if it holds true

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 07:07 PM (e7T6D)

If that does hold, I could envision Hillary ordering executions of her staff

Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2016 07:55 PM (xehGe)
***
The smart ones would off themselves, if only to avoid a parking-problem down at Fort Marcy park.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 09, 2016 08:02 PM (/33sy)

395 328
It still will not change a lot from their perspective. I think they believe they cannot be hurt electorally (in the general elections) by people wanting to repudiate the establishment. I think they believe people will still vote for them over the dems or staying home.

GOP, intentionally becoming the lesser of two Evils party.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2016 08:02 PM (iHjB5)

396 PuppyMonkeyBaby up .2% over Jim Gilmore.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

397 I'm offended that the statistics do not reflect that Democrat candidate Vermin Supreme is in third place in NH.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at February 09, 2016 07:51 PM (XfiJ6)

Yah! Vermin's pony based economic scheme is an idea whose time has come!!!!

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 08:03 PM (NPofj)

398 Doesn't the GOP in NH let Democrats and trolls vote in their primary? That would explain the high Kasich numbers. Since he's a Democrat and a troll

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2016 08:03 PM (6FqZa)

399 How did the decision desk get scoring like it is a auto race with leader then how many votes down the rest of the field?
P1- Trump
P2- Kasich
P3- Bush
P4- Cruz
P5- Rubio
P6- Christie
P7- Forina
P8- Carson
P9- Other
P10- Gilmore

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2016 08:03 PM (HWcaz)

400

new post

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 08:03 PM (qCMvj)

401 I think we probably wrote off Trump too early.

Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2016 08:03 PM (q177U)

402 Watching Mickey Kaus live on local fox station

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 09, 2016 08:04 PM (cWnsi)

403 Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 07:54 PM (dciA+)

Exactly correct.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 09, 2016 08:04 PM (GDulk)

404 Friends don't let friends vote for Kasich. Unless they're jerks.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 09, 2016 08:04 PM (nIGPZ)

405 @395: "Trump Kasich ticket .. they get OH, NY, MI, PA ..."

Chris Matthews was more or less begging Trump to pick Kasich as a running mate yesterday.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (21hN3)

406 If Cruz comes in ahead of Rubio, he should thank Trump.

Trump's P...y comment probably got him the the feminist and transgender vote (Hillary's loss).

Posted by: Davod at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (FWznJ)

407 Trump
Kaisch
The 3 Cubano Hispanics ( one by marriage)

Posted by: Bubba at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (n6Omg)

408
Illiniwek @ #395,

Kasich is not at all an implausible Veep selection for Trump.
I don't care for Kasich as a politician at all.
However - IF Trump does indeed secure the nomination - he will need to throw a big bone to the Establishment to unite the party for the general election.

That's a simple political reality. And I fully expect it (and desire it) to be fulfilled.

And I'd prefer Kasich over Bush.





Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (zhLKc)

409 Sanders 53- 40. Who got the other 7%, Stalin?

Posted by: tu3031 at February 09, 2016 08:05 PM (EDYaR)

410 399 I'm offended that the statistics do not reflect that Democrat candidate Vermin Supreme is in third place in NH.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at February 09, 2016 07:51 PM (XfiJ6)

Yah! Vermin's pony based economic scheme is an idea whose time has come!!!!
Posted by: redbanzai
--------------
And here I thought that I was the only one who even knew who Vermin was!
I should've known better - who doesn't want a pony?

Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (OUpHg)

411 And now please rise for the New Hamphire National Anthem.

Posted by: eman at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (KM0M0)

412 Damnit Kasich is 2nd!

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 08:06 PM (sj3Ax)

413
Charles C. W. Cooke*

I predicted a few months back that Trump wouldnt win a single primary.

I got that wrong.

*Sad Fop

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (kdS6q)

414 Breitbart now says Trump 33%, Kasich 17%, Bush 12%, Rubio 10%, Cruz 10%, Christie 8%

Sanders 53%, Clinton 40%

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2016 08:07 PM (r1fLd)

415 Kasich must be getting the votes of Dems who hate Hillary but think Bernie is ridiculous.

Posted by: @votermom at February 09, 2016 08:08 PM (cbfNE)

416 Last week it was predicted Trump and Bernie, and if a cross over how many Democrats or independents voted for a left leaning Republican.

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2016 08:08 PM (HWcaz)

417 Kasich as a VP would make me puke. The guy absolutely does not belong anywhere near the White House. If by chance we got Reagan v2.0 he would play G.H.B. v2.0 and fuck everything up.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 09, 2016 08:09 PM (r6ujM)

418 On Fox, they have Gilmore <1%.

Posted by: Joanne at February 09, 2016 08:10 PM (hgBpU)

419 Looks like good news, if Trump can't break 40% he's probably not getting out of the primary to fuck up the GOP's easiest WH win in decades with his halfwit nonsense.

The SEC primary is looking more and more important.

Posted by: TallDave at February 09, 2016 08:10 PM (74ZYB)

420 NH is loaded with migrated Massholes.

High Kasich numbers are no surprise.

Posted by: eman at February 09, 2016 08:10 PM (KM0M0)

421 Disappointed if Bernie doesn't spank Hildabeast for over a 15 pt win

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2016 08:10 PM (HWcaz)

422 393 ANy of you morons have the Amzn Prime? Like older musics maybe?

Check out The Boswell Sisters on prime music... they predated the Andrew Sisters by 8 years ( mid to late 1930's) from New Orleans... great harmony. I like the oldie music on nights like this.
Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 08:02 PM (e7T6D)

Thanks, I love the 30's/40's style pop music. Never heard these ladies before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2016 08:10 PM (iHjB5)

423 Trump, Kasich 1 and 2.
Order of 3rd, 4th and 5th still unclear

Bernie beats Hillary, but not clear by how much

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (r1fLd)

424 @308, what Ace said at 334

except the bell is put on the goat/ram so that the other sheep will follow him, like, well, sheep.

It's a synonym for leader, from way back (Sumerian kings characterized themselves as "massu", The Bellwether)

Posted by: Trotsky w/a thesis in his headwound at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (Y4Gwv)

425 Keep your fingers crossed, it's Bush 12, Cruz 11 for third place. Rubio's staying at 10.

Posted by: Joanne at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (hgBpU)

426 Update on the costumed Rubot that got beat up. My NH politico friend knows the guy that beat him up. The attacker that beat him up is a retired lay preacher and fond of puns, 75 yrs old.

How sad and pathetic

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (2x3L+)

427 Hillary's camp is saying all the POC's will bring her back big time

I thought the SJW Wymyn's vote was supposed to deliver NH

Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2016 08:12 PM (xehGe)

428 The unserious candidate has now unseriously finished second in Iowa and unseriously first in New Hampshire, and will unseriously likely win SC as he unseriously goes on to win the nomination and become our first unserious President thanks to his unserious voters.

Then we will soon have unserious policy goals such as unseriously controlling the borders and the flow of unserious immigration.

Posted by: Burn It Down at February 09, 2016 08:15 PM (qHgBB)

429 Gilmore has 11 votes! Might even double his showing in Iowa.

Posted by: Dobby at February 09, 2016 08:15 PM (b1uWI)

430 427
Evidently they delivered to the wrong address.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2016 08:15 PM (iHjB5)

431 Aetius451AD, RE, the Boswell Sisters... if you like that one free CD, consider buying the others avail. I bought them all. I put 'em in a playlist with Bing Crosby, Bob Crosby and Bobcats, Bix Beiderbecke and Artie Shaw. It's like 11 hours of music. heh. I tell my Echo to play it. works great. I really like that era of music.

Posted by: Yip at February 09, 2016 08:15 PM (e7T6D)

432 Jeb will be so happy if he finishes ahead of Rubio. It will have been worth all the Trump Torment.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2016 08:16 PM (r1fLd)

433 429 Gilmore has 11 votes! Might even double his showing in Iowa.

See my prediction earlier in this thread @243

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 09, 2016 08:16 PM (A4vB/)

434 #420 Massholes flee the state they fucked up and migrate with their shitty voting habits.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 09, 2016 08:17 PM (r6ujM)

435 Posted by: eman at February 09, 2016 08:10 PM (KM0M0)

They also, by some huge percentage, approve of a path for citizenship for illegals.

Posted by: Joanne at February 09, 2016 08:17 PM (hgBpU)

436 Bernie staffers are furiously rewriting the lyrics to this little ditty

http://bit.ly/1mr9J1d

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 09, 2016 08:18 PM (A4vB/)

437 431
Yeah, just really fun music.

Other favorites of mine are the Mills Brothers & Inkspots (of course, I agree with Lileks that a lot of their music is... similar. I call them the Boston of the 30s and 40s.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2016 08:19 PM (iHjB5)

438 A wether is a castrated sheep or goat in modern ag terms, so maybe not one you guys want to emulate.

Posted by: stace at February 09, 2016 08:20 PM (CoX6k)

439 >>>>unserious policy goals such as unseriously controlling the borders and the flow of unserious immigration.
------
Matches, gasoline (which is cheap at the moment) some assembly required

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2016 08:22 PM (voOPb)

440 Whether ace's prediction is right or wrong, it's clear that he is a veritable Einstein of political insight, a true visionary. If you're asking yourself what takes to dominate the conservative blogosphere, well you've just seen it.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head Amy Schumer Plaigerest

Posted by: Farmer at February 09, 2016 08:22 PM (o/90i)

441 Single-payer healthcare advocates sweep New Hampshire.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 09, 2016 08:24 PM (1RNgT)

442 Nood for results.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2016 08:24 PM (iHjB5)

443 On Fox, 43% are Independent voters, 32% went for Trump.

Posted by: Joanne at February 09, 2016 08:26 PM (hgBpU)

444 But how did Robio do?

Posted by: Josephistan at February 09, 2016 08:33 PM (7qAYi)

445 a wether is a castrated male goat. I guess they put bells on them, and you can tell where the heard is by listening for the bellwether.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 07:54 PM (dciA+)


Sheep, Ace. A mutton what ain't got nuttin'.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2016 08:33 PM (Z8fuk)

446 Fiorina should drop out and endorse Cruz. He is the natural heir to her votes, closest to her in policy.

Posted by: sharon at February 09, 2016 08:35 PM (p7gB8)

447 But no matter how smooth I talked
They wouldn't listen to the fact that I was a genius
The man say, "We got all that we can use"

Now I got them steadily depressin'
Low down mind messin'
Working at the car wash blues

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 09, 2016 08:37 PM (O4NI/)

448 That last post was from a Jim Croce song.
Forgot to credit him.
Sorry.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 09, 2016 08:38 PM (O4NI/)

449 The 3 amigos are all bunched up

Posted by: Bubba at February 09, 2016 08:41 PM (n6Omg)

450 17% in Cruz moves ahead of Bush

Posted by: sharon at February 09, 2016 08:45 PM (p7gB8)

451 15 votes for Gilmore! There's no way he'll drop out now. Much better than expected. But can he reach triple digits???

Posted by: Dobby at February 09, 2016 08:45 PM (b1uWI)

452 Has National Review sent out their "You're Welcome" tweet yet?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 09, 2016 08:49 PM (nFdGS)

453 Would be interesting to know how much of Kasich's vote total comes from Independents vs Republicans.

Posted by: sharon at February 09, 2016 08:57 PM (p7gB8)

454 Say yes. Please?
Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 07:45 PM

'd help them out too, L, Elle.

Posted by: Farmer at February 09, 2016 09:01 PM (o/90i)

455 3 Amigos still holding hands with the Hispanic by marriage

Posted by: Bubba at February 09, 2016 09:05 PM (n6Omg)

456 112 Was jeffb the guy who used to hang out in the ont and berate our musical choices?
Posted by: NCKate at February 09, 2016 07:22 PM (KPhjz)

We don't do that anymore.

Posted by: Sextuple Ace of Spades Special-Detachment Ultra-Cool Conservative Commando at February 09, 2016 09:17 PM (bb2vA)

457 You know why the young think socialism is OK?
Because they all have grown up with social media, which they think is the coolest thing ever, and socialism sort of sounds like it's just social, and they like social.
And because they are stupid.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 09, 2016 07:52

^This. Some commentator said the same the other day, don't recall who, maybe Mary Katherine Hamm.


Posted by: Farmer at February 09, 2016 09:25 PM (o/90i)

458 A tweet from Stephen Hayes:

NH Combined campaign/SuperPAC spending
$36M Bush
$18.5M Christie
$15.2M Rubio
$12.1M Kasich
$3.7M Trump
$1.8M Fiorina
$580K Cruz

Cruz seems to be running a smart campaign. Doing very well for what he spent in a state not favorable to him.

Posted by: Dobby at February 09, 2016 09:29 PM (b1uWI)

459 Elevated expectations for Cruz, which are dashed (proving him a loser!!!)

Posted by: thestraightdope at February 09, 2016 10:27 PM (6Q67I)

460 Yes, congratulations on the smart campaign. When you think about it not finishing top 2 is actually a victory

Posted by: thestraightdope at February 09, 2016 10:40 PM (6Q67I)

461 Jim Gilmore has hit 100!

Posted by: Bubba at February 09, 2016 10:44 PM (n6Omg)

462 Be well all, bed time here.
T

Posted by: Farmer at February 10, 2016 12:04 AM (o/90i)

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